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Title: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 29, 2006, 06:56:18 PM
Who missed good Ol' Beans?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Bruce Wayne on September 29, 2006, 07:08:49 PM
is this the REAL beans?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 29, 2006, 07:09:10 PM
yes, it is.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Bruce Wayne on September 29, 2006, 07:12:25 PM
how am I to know for sure?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 29, 2006, 07:16:09 PM
well, I dont know really. I could post up some information.

I made a name "kazperholic" and made a thread about Josh Kazper being the greatest skater alive and I eventually had everyone convinced that I was actually Josh Kazper. it got over 300 replies in one day and was probably the best thread in the history of slap

I use to have a gimmick account called "asian buttsex".

I currently live in grants pass oregon.

one time Tim banned me because I opposed gay marriage

I remember when sluggo and chalmers use to post here


I dont know what I could say. ask me any questions that you think the "real beans" would have to know.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 29, 2006, 10:12:17 PM
im glad one person voted no yet didnt have the balls to post in thread.
I am calling you out bitch
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Noboru on September 29, 2006, 11:28:01 PM
i doubt anyone cares (8{
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 29, 2006, 11:51:24 PM
one person besides me voted that they missed me.

at least one person cares.


HATER
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Universal Remonster on September 30, 2006, 03:13:59 AM
fuck you beans
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Post by: cold budweisers on September 30, 2006, 11:27:13 AM
yeah really, get the fuck off of my message board
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 30, 2006, 11:27:30 AM
Welcome back, as long as you don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.
Good job on the Kasper thread.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: ymhy on September 30, 2006, 11:29:08 AM
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 30, 2006, 11:34:53 AM
don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.

Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: ymhy on September 30, 2006, 11:36:13 AM
so am i supposed to quote myself now?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 30, 2006, 11:37:18 AM
Just reverting to my advice, as apparently it was missed.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: ymhy on September 30, 2006, 12:09:23 PM
your advice always sucks
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 30, 2006, 04:58:25 PM
Welcome back, as long as you don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.
Good job on the Kasper thread.
thanks buddy
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 30, 2006, 05:00:32 PM
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 30, 2006, 05:01:15 PM
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
and btw, I dont recall giving you permission to call me by my first name.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 30, 2006, 05:07:43 PM
so 4 people missed me. that has to be some kind of record. thanks guys
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 30, 2006, 09:51:04 PM
Yes I really missed you a lot.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on September 30, 2006, 10:47:21 PM
thank you sir
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Sleazy on October 01, 2006, 10:46:09 AM
Hopefully you will be more interested in posting about skating than posting about how lame the forum is now like other OG slap heads. Shit gets so old.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 01, 2006, 12:03:15 PM
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oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
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im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.
You also forgot to add that nobody who is presently here thought that was anything more than a clever pun on the word turkey.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 01, 2006, 01:30:30 PM
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oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
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im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.
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You also forgot to add that nobody who is presently here thought that was anything more than a clever pun on the word turkey.
yeah...

but what he was talking about is this

when I was about 17, I was really tired and fell asleep on thanks giving day and my mother didnt wake me up when diner was done and they all ate with out me. so I ordered a pizza instead of eating cold left overs. and now YMHY always feels the need to talk shit about me because of that.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 02, 2006, 12:21:56 PM
9 people.... I am impressed
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: fuckingvegan on October 02, 2006, 12:47:55 PM
Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.

Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 02, 2006, 02:16:16 PM
Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: jared... on October 02, 2006, 05:50:35 PM
but porn is totally awesome.  all for porn, right?  what kind of moral standards do you live by? why not just let people do what they want?  they're gonna die, and you won't have to go to their funeral, so how do their decisions affect yours?

 (aside from shaping a world that we will all bring children into one day, a world where murder is legal as long as the baby isn't outside of her mother, they teach sex education in third grade, and you can marry your fucking brother...)
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Bruce Wayne on October 02, 2006, 06:36:13 PM
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Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion

welcome back beans!
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 02, 2006, 06:41:52 PM
but porn is totally awesome. all for porn, right? what kind of moral standards do you live by? why not just let people do what they want? they're gonna die, and you won't have to go to their funeral, so how do their decisions affect yours?

 (aside from shaping a world that we will all bring children into one day, a world where murder is legal as long as the baby isn't outside of her mother, they teach sex education in third grade, and you can marry your fucking brother...)

Your post is all over the place. I am not sure I follow your train of thought. Let me try to reply though.


Porn is totally awesome? No, I would say no. I rarely ever watch porn. I never download porn videos off the internet(Ive literally never once downloaded a porn video of the internet. I have looked up porn pictures a few times though on the internet), I own one porn video, which hasnt seen the inside of my VCR in over 6 months and I do not own a single porn magazine, not even a playboy.

What kind of moral standards do I live by? I try to live as moral life as possible. I dont do any drugs (anymore, I use to when I was young, but I have matured a lot and I dont even smoke weed anymore), I barely ever watch porn, I dont steal and I try not to lie, even though I did tell one lie a couple days ago just because I didnt want to talk to a jahovas witness.


Why not let people do what they want? I dont know... why not? do what you want to do. If this is in reference to being gay, go ahead and be gay... I dont care. fuck all the men you want, as much as you want. I dont give a shit what you do.


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(aside from shaping a world that we will all bring children into one day, a world where murder is legal as long as the baby isn't outside of her mother, they teach sex education in third grade, and you can marry your fucking brother...)
so are you trying to say you are against abortion? I am as well. I dont think anyone should be killed, reguardless of age. especially when adoption is an option
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: p5 on October 02, 2006, 07:04:19 PM
Isn't killing in self-defense justified? Or maybe abortion where the woman's life is in danger if the fetus is carried to term?

Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 02, 2006, 07:57:20 PM
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Isn't killing in self-defense justified? Or maybe abortion where the woman's life is in danger if the fetus is carried to term?
I agree. self defense is justified, and if a women is going to die as a result of giving birth, she has to make that decision. kill herself so her baby can live, or kill her baby so she can live. thats a hard decision to make, and in that extreme situation, abortion is justified...
But what you are doing is taking the most hardcore, extreme situation and using it to defend your postion.

99 percent of abortions are not because the women is going to die as a result of giving birth.
What about your average abortion... you know, where abortion is pretty much being used as a form of birth control.... where the women is not going to die as a result of giving birth, where the women is physically and mentally capabe of raising a child... but she is simply to selfish to raise a child at that point in her life. so she decides to have an abortion for no other reason than the fact she simply doesnt want to have a  baby....
is abortion justified in that situation? especially when you take into consideration that adoption is always an option
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: jared... on October 03, 2006, 12:47:30 AM
word on the abortion points...and sorry about the porn comments...just kinda assumed by looking at your avatar. 
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: monster network on October 03, 2006, 03:44:12 AM
god is on the phone, he says he wants his national poetry prize back due to a lack of multies
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Sleazy on October 03, 2006, 05:19:12 AM
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Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion

If you really got banned for a political opinion (as misguided as it may be) that is gay as fuck. Are you sure there wasn't something else or was old slap just wack like that?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: fuckingvegan on October 03, 2006, 06:42:41 AM
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Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion
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If you really got banned for a political opinion (as misguided as it may be) that is gay as fuck. Are you sure there wasn't something else or was old slap just wack like that?

What does that have to do with being gay? Or did you mean that is lame as fuck?
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Zurg on October 03, 2006, 10:09:33 AM
thanksgiving must mean much more in the states, i remember eating big macs with my friends for one thanksgiving dinner and it wasnt a big deal
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: fuckingvegan on October 03, 2006, 10:28:04 AM
beans I hate to pick no because I hate america, but I do wonder what you have been up to time to time.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 03, 2006, 11:09:40 AM
thanksgiving must mean much more in the states, i remember eating big macs with my friends for one thanksgiving dinner and it wasnt a big deal
Does thanksgiving mean anything outside of the states? It is an American holiday and all...
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 03, 2006, 01:43:49 PM
word on the abortion points...and sorry about the porn comments...just kinda assumed by looking at your avatar.
my avatar isnt porn. just a girl in a bikini. I do enjoy looking at good looking girls
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 03, 2006, 01:45:39 PM
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Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion
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If you really got banned for a political opinion (as misguided as it may be) that is gay as fuck. Are you sure there wasn't something else or was old slap just wack like that?
Yes, I know its lame as fuck. Tim was pissed that I was out spoken against gay marriage because he had a gay friend who killed himself. so he pretty much took it out on me.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 03, 2006, 01:47:02 PM
thanksgiving must mean much more in the states, i remember eating big macs with my friends for one thanksgiving dinner and it wasnt a big deal
I didnt know they even celebrated thanksgiving outside of the united states. I always thought other countries celebrating thanksgiving outside the US would be like other countries celebrating the 4th of july outside the US
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 03, 2006, 01:48:30 PM
god is on the phone, he says he wants his national poetry prize back due to a lack of multies
I did get some poetry published once. so why hate? they obviously thought my poetry was good enough to put in a book and sale.
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Zurg on October 03, 2006, 09:33:23 PM
yeah canada has a thanksgiving for some reason, in october
Title: Re: Did you miss me?
Post by: Beans. on October 03, 2006, 11:06:03 PM
They must have a different reason for celebrating it than we do.