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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Filip on May 02, 2011, 03:02:51 PM
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I dont know if this is topic worth, but this pic appeared in the Emerica facebook. Herman is short haired, so its pretty recent.. What do you think?
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225994_208213212544008_108867349145262_632876_4319238_n.jpg)
Facebook link:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=208213212544008&set=a.126780147353982.14019.108867349145262&type=1&ref=nf (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=208213212544008&set=a.126780147353982.14019.108867349145262&type=1&ref=nf)
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
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Yeah, but the description says bros getting some footy, I dont think Heath needs footage if he is retired. And Ive read all kinds of shit about him still skating his ass off.
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
This.
and wait a second, is the Herm Dog wearing Cons or do all skate shoes just look the same nowadays?!
Tate, your services are currently needed.
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I believe its the new leo shoe. The remake of his first model
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Yeah I forget where I read it, but didn't he say that he'd imagine he would be skating with Miner, Jet, or Greg Hunt in the future and he wouldn't mind filming a trick or two? Any short clips from Heath would be cool. Also is that the same shirt he wore the whole time on the cross country bike trip?
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heath is the new emerica TM
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bryan herman looks cooler with short hair,
no homo
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heath is the new emerica TM
No way. Really?
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He was at the Tampa Pro randomly. I didn't notice until somebody announced it, and he was sitting casually just a little ways behind me.
T'was pretty cool.
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skateboarding quits you
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New Heath clips would be awesome.
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
This.
and wait a second, is the Herm Dog wearing Cons or do all skate shoes just look the same nowadays?!
Tate, your services are currently needed.
(http://emerica.com/content/product/spring-2011/shoes/leo-11-white.jpg)
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Doesn't look like Heath was out to kill; I think he's wearing boots.
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heath is the new emerica TM
No way. Really?
I thought he became a pizza delivery man.
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What board does Heath have?
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What board does Heath have?
http://www.amazon.com/Alien-Workshop-Kirchart-Anaglyph-Skateboard/dp/B003YKMSE4 (http://www.amazon.com/Alien-Workshop-Kirchart-Anaglyph-Skateboard/dp/B003YKMSE4)
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so amazing he quit as a pro but his sponsors don't want to let him go
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Heath pulls off that Canadian tuxedo so well.
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d park!
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What board does Heath have?
you have the greatest gif I have ever seen.
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What board does Heath have?
you have the greatest gif I have ever seen.
Thank you.
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a friend of mine from Denver sent me a text message today informing me that he snaked heath at the Denver park.
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a friend of mine from Denver sent me a text message today informing me that he snaked heath at the Denver park.
so sick!!!!
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a friend of mine from Denver sent me a text message today informing me that he snaked heath at the Denver park.
just gonna go ahead and confirm, the original photo was definitely taken at Denver skatepark.
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d park!
Best place on Earth.
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Best place on Earth.
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heath is the new emerica TM
No way. Really?
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t65/the_unknown_solider_SJR/heathmanager.png?t=1304401979)
It would appear so.
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i find it slightly odd that the emerica team manager is as good as/better than a large percentage of the people he puts on the team.
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heath gonna skate he don't give a fuck
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heath is the new emerica TM
No way. Really?
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t65/the_unknown_solider_SJR/heathmanager.png?t=1304401979)
It would appear so.
Awesome. Imagine how good it would be if Emerica went on King of the Road or if Heath starting writing Emerica tour articles.
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yeaaaaaah. lights stay on til 11.
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can you imagine heath waking you up in the morning and telling you to get your ass in the van or get choked out? have you ever seen his death stare? it's fucking chilling. i might be shook for a hot sec. then he'll still go out and bust mindblowing shit just to get the session sparked. ill.
k
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Imagine being on Emerica right now.. The whole team goes to a 12 stair rail, and the one who can rip it the most is probably your TM, with the exception of Leo.
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Heath being the TM is honestly making me all giddy.
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Imagine being on Emerica right now.. The whole team goes to a 12 stair rail, and the one who can rip it the most is probably your TM, with the exception of Leo.
Ya cuz this team doesn't have Jerry, Figgy, or Marquis on it... ::)
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Imagine being on Emerica right now.. The whole team goes to a 12 stair rail, and the one who can rip it the most is probably your TM, with the exception of Leo.
Ya cuz this team doesn't have Jerry, Figgy, or Marquis on it... ::)
or reynolds...
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i find it slightly odd *boss as fuck that the emerica team manager is as good as/better than a large percentage of the people he puts on the team.
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i can imagine this on a trip with out leo
"hey one of you guys should lipslide that huge handrail" heath
"nah thats fucking huge !!!" team
"pussies, i would of done it" heath
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I just can't picture Heath putting up with Team Manager type bullshit. Well, that might make him a good one.
Dudes might be terrified of sleeping in while on tour.
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I hope he is gonna torture Faggy like in Wild ride, but a lot worse, that dude is the worst.
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I hope he is gonna torture Faggy like in Wild ride, but a lot worse, that dude is the worst.
my thoughts exactly.
i hope he beats braydon up. stupid bat tattoo havin piece of shit.
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Yeah!!!!
I heard he ripped out Hermans hair and broke all of his Wayne CDs.
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I heard Heath burned a Shake Junt shirt infront of Shane Heyl.. Speechless, Shane cried but all that could come out of his garble of words was "dats jus not essential"
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I heard he told Reynolds that his f/s flips were to slow so Reynolds went bald to increase his speed.
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I dont care about your ass licking comments, I was just expecting another full video part of this guy, and I still have hope
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Yeah I forget where I read it, but didn't he say that he'd imagine he would be skating with Miner, Jet, or Greg Hunt in the future and he wouldn't mind filming a trick or two? Any short clips from Heath would be cool. Also is that the same shirt he wore the whole time on the cross country bike trip?
Do you actually care??
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
This.
and wait a second, is the Herm Dog wearing Cons or do all skate shoes just look the same nowadays?!
Tate, your services are currently needed.
(http://emerica.com/content/product/spring-2011/shoes/leo-11-white.jpg)
thats a balling looking shoe
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team manager cm'on... do you expect him to get fat, grow a full beard, wear flanells ,drink beer all the time and push mongo now?
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
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what will become of jetski?
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I would be nice to see him entering the TM contest at SPOT
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Heath is so hood-rich dude don't get me started. Not only that, he is a perfect of example of what a skateboarder "is". and ^ no other TM has a fucking CHANCE against heath.... duh
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what will become of jetski?
i believe he got promoted to emerica brand manager
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I dont care about your ass licking comments, I was just expecting another full video part of this guy, and I still have hope
my thoughts exactly
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
This.
and wait a second, is the Herm Dog wearing Cons or do all skate shoes just look the same nowadays?!
Tate, your services are currently needed.
(http://emerica.com/content/product/spring-2011/shoes/leo-11-white.jpg)
thats a balling looking shoe
dont see a difference between this and the old one at all
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only seems appropriate that hes tm. what better judge of talent and attitude than the man with the death stare. he would run a tight van and essentially guarantees emerica to be good for another 10 years.
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He's the Emerica TM and a skateboarder, why would it be weird for him to be on sessions?
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It aint over till its over. he wont quit!
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its not like the dude quit skating, nothing weird with him going on sessions with his homies
This.
and wait a second, is the Herm Dog wearing Cons or do all skate shoes just look the same nowadays?!
Tate, your services are currently needed.
(http://emerica.com/content/product/spring-2011/shoes/leo-11-white.jpg)
thats a balling looking shoe
dont see a difference between this and the old one at all
thats because the only change was replacing the sole with the cupsole of the Laced
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can you imagine heath waking you up in the morning and telling you to get your ass in the van or get choked out? have you ever seen his death stare? it's fucking chilling. i might be shook for a hot sec. then he'll still go out and bust mindblowing shit just to get the session sparked. ill.
k
(http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l491/kennyfugginpowers/picture-14.png)
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kids will probably be terrified of sending in sponsor me tapes.
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now that hes an industry dude maybe hell have a part in chomp 2
I heard Heath burned a Shake Junt shirt infront of Shane Heyl.. Speechless, Shane cried but all that could come out of his garble of words was "dats jus not essential"
i love shakejunt and shane but this made me laugh.
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how can you love that?
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can you imagine heath waking you up in the morning and telling you to get your ass in the van or get choked out? have you ever seen his death stare? it's fucking chilling. i might be shook for a hot sec. then he'll still go out and bust mindblowing shit just to get the session sparked. ill.
k
(http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l491/kennyfugginpowers/picture-14.png)
^seriously! imagine that look being the first thing you'd see waking up. no matter how hard you partied, you couldn't get back to sleep. the team will triple it's footage count on trips. and he'll have extras in every vid. i'm stoked.
k
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Having been on a trip with Heath, all i can say to the guys on Emerica is good luck.
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Story Time ^
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Story Time ^
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
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lets get some more heath stories.
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck that was good!
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck that was good!
Best 360 I have ever seen.
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I'm almost convinced there was a quick grab in there I didn't see.. if not, holy shit, that's crazy. Heath's by far the sickest tm on and off the board.
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thank you for this
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That back three was beautiful.
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According to my ex boss, her ex boyfriend used to go drinking with Heath. The two of them happened to visit a Long Beach bar on a particularly crowded night. Looking around the bar, they noticed it was filled with "tough looking dudes," so Heath looked at his friend and said, "You and I are gonna get into a fight." To which he replied, "no man that's okay. I really don't wanna fight any of these guys." Heath corrected him, "No, no. I mean you and I are getting into a fight." Heath then punched him in the face. I can't prove that's it true, but by god do i wanna believe it.
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I want to be Heath Kirchart when I grow up..
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that 360 is unbelievable. skateboarding needs heath back.
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holy shit that looked good.
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According to my ex boss, her ex boyfriend used to go drinking with Heath. The two of them happened to visit a Long Beach bar on a particularly crowded night. Looking around the bar, they noticed it was filled with "tough looking dudes," so Heath looked at his friend and said, "You and I are gonna get into a fight." To which he replied, "no man that's okay. I really don't wanna fight any of these guys." Heath corrected him, "No, no. I mean you and I are getting into a fight." Heath then punched him in the face. I can't prove that's it true, but by god do i wanna believe it.
that seems very believable. something only Heath would do.
oh that back 360 was nothing short of amazing
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According to my ex boss, her ex boyfriend used to go drinking with Heath. The two of them happened to visit a Long Beach bar on a particularly crowded night. Looking around the bar, they noticed it was filled with "tough looking dudes," so Heath looked at his friend and said, "You and I are gonna get into a fight." To which he replied, "no man that's okay. I really don't wanna fight any of these guys." Heath corrected him, "No, no. I mean you and I are getting into a fight." Heath then punched him in the face. I can't prove that's it true, but by god do i wanna believe it.
hahaha
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whatever heath sucks
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that was fucking huge :o
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck that was good!
Best 360 I have ever seen.
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he hangs out with dudes like yohan. ;)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225258_10150567043125174_437823800173_18462326_3921587_n.jpg)
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck that was good!
Best 360 I have ever seen.
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck that was good!
Best 360 I have ever seen.
Had to rewatch that shit. No grab! Heath is the best.
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Fuck flip-in flip-outs that is seriously one of the best things I've ever seen on a skateboard.
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I mean, heath has always secretly been a master of bank to bank or ramp to ramp or whatever you want to call it. Rewatch emerica tours kids. It's worth it.
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Holly fuck, it's an alien
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I hate how my itunes version of stay gold lacks his "goodbye" part. Does anybody have a place to view it.
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his hat didn't come off.
he must use magnets
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I hate how my itunes version of stay gold lacks his "goodbye" part. Does anybody have a place to view it.
pm'd it to you
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Another angle of the bs 360.
Emerica Skate Team Demo • Parker, CO • 05.07.11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk8TebJcT6g#ws)
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Mother fuck!
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Even Reynolds was like:
"Gat dayum"
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I hate how my itunes version of stay gold lacks his "goodbye" part. Does anybody have a place to view it.
pm'd it to you
damn man. Didn't get it..I think PM's are being weird recently. Thanks though.
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It's crazy watching those dudes skate in person and realizing that they are so next level. You see your local skatepark hero and think "maybe he could do something" then you see these dudes skate and 1. It makes you feel like shit. and 2. You realize that they are next level for sure.
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My god that second angle is so much better
Heath is the boss
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he hangs out with dudes like yohan.? ;)
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225258_10150567043125174_437823800173_18462326_3921587_n.jpg)
how does johan look so similar to bob in that pic, thats just weird
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I love how he's the TM of Emerica, and yet there's still product being put out with his name on it from Workshop. I wonder if that's a first?
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
You seem to have a fairly limited knowledge of losers that have managed to hang around dingleberries if you think Shane Heyl is the "worst." Compared to some burnouts, Heyl seems pretty solid. If you just think he's annoying, that's legit - but he's far from contributing nothing and being a shitstain.
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Fucking fuck that was huge! Hairs on the back of my neck stood up on that one!
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
You might be right. What does he do, then?
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that was fucking incredible! someone make that into a gif.
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That pyramid is not small by any means.
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That pyramid is not small by any means.
It is once you've skated the mega ramp...
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I love how he's the TM of Emerica, and yet there's still product being put out with his name on it from Workshop. I wonder if that's a first?
nope, i think at one point justin regan was emerica TM and got a pro shoe as well.
looks like shit's abd heath...
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I love how he's the TM of Emerica, and yet there's still product being put out with his name on it from Workshop. I wonder if that's a first?
looks like shit's abd heath...
Totally different. Reagan was never a pro skater (with a board), that shoe was a one time limited deal thing to thank him for being a great TM (so he got his shoe after being TM). Heath has a board on a different company while at the same time having a job as something other than a sponsored skater for another company.
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
i'll admit that that dude kind of gets annoying talking into the camera, but i imagine if you're hanging out, that dude is probably a lot of fun and keeps things hyped at the spot. he also has a mean switch heel
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Heath is living the life.
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that was fucking incredible! someone make that into a gif.
I call dibs.
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
i'll admit that that dude kind of gets annoying talking into the camera, but i imagine if you're hanging out, that dude is probably a lot of fun and keeps things hyped at the spot. he also has a mean switch heel
also shane was a pretty sick skater back in the day and can still rip pretty hard. he's kind of annoying, but only because of his mouth. i wouldn't call him a hanger on by any means. and that heath 360 was the only thing i watched in that whole demo vid. unbelievable. holy heath. thank you heath god.
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
You might be right. What does he do, then?
doesn't he run shake junt
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I love how he's the TM of Emerica, and yet there's still product being put out with his name on it from Workshop. I wonder if that's a first?
Ed Templeton.
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I love how he's the TM of Emerica, and yet there's still product being put out with his name on it from Workshop. I wonder if that's a first?
What, Toy Machine? Ed started Toy Machine. For all intents and purpose, it's his company (and Swank's.) Heath doesn't own AWS.
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
You might be right. What does he do, then?
yes, says so in ellingtons tws cover
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
You might be right. What does he do, then?
yes, says so in ellingtons tws cover
hence why hes always shouting shit like "get thurr while you caaayn"
also hes in that band "the goat and occasional others" with i think beagle, spanky, atiba and reynolds
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I'm sure running shake junt is hard. I mean, you gotta be a wigger all day everyday and email the bolt manufacturer every once in a while because they didn't put enough 'i's' in TIIIIIIGHT.
Sounds rough.
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Heath Kirchart will never be done. Shine on Heath, shiiiiiine onnnnnn youuuuuu craaaaazy diamond.
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Shane Heyl is the worst hanger-on in the history of skating.
i'll admit that that dude kind of gets annoying talking into the camera, but i imagine if you're hanging out, that dude is probably a lot of fun and keeps things hyped at the spot. he also has a mean switch heel
i always like to have someone like this tag along for a sesh, regardless of how good or bad they are at skating. people can hate on shane all they want, i'd still rather skate with someone like him than some boring fuck who doesn't get hyped on anything.
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I like 2010s shane better than dreadlocked late 90s shane. Annoying, yes, but he's pretty good at scooterboarding
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switch nose bigspin hubba hideout
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i am on the fence with shane, i can deal with his shit in the videos
some i find kinda funny but i can understand why people think hes a doucher.
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thread about heath turned into thread about shane heyl
heath isn't done but he's done with the bullshit
somebody close this thing please
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I'm sure running shake junt is hard. I mean, you gotta be a wigger all day everyday and email the bolt manufacturer every once in a while because they didn't put enough 'i's' in TIIIIIIGHT.
Sounds rough.
Say what you want about the dude, but he made a successful company out of selling sheets of griptape with the name spray painted on them. He's actually killing it.
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The success has nothing to do with his business skills but has everything to do with it being pushed through Baker, though. Fanboys will eat up anything Baker related.
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Oh totally. But regardless of the venue that it's pushed through, it's working.
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Emerica Demo at Parker Skatepark 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfToO_tiNQA#ws)
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
Mike Marks is on Emerica now?
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The success has nothing to do with his business skills but has everything to do with it being pushed through Baker, though. Fanboys will eat up anything Baker related.
Shake junt/Death wish is the ICP of skateboarding...
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this was yesterday at the demo in denver
iPath I thought. Probably just asked him to skate along.
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Is Rory Milanes still on Emerica Europe?
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The success has nothing to do with his business skills but has everything to do with it being pushed through Baker, though. Fanboys will eat up anything Baker related.
hater.
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I hate the term hater. It's like the only time people use it is when they can't come up with an argument to prove the person wrong.
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Rory is on cons
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Could someone pm me a link to or send me his stay gold part? I used to watch it on that vimeo link all the time but it got taken down now...
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Heath's going to be there? Looks like I might have to make the drive up to Chicago.
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Watch he's going to pull some brett farve type shit. Retire from professional skating for a year or so, than come back on totally new sponsors. Kill it for the first couple months, than he'll give up on getting coverage after awhile and just becomes a name on the team list that nobobdy ever sees.
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I shit everytime this thread re-emerges...
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Fuck ya, I'm going to that and getting this signed:
(http://www.clicheskate.com/site/team/10/best%20cover%20jerry%20rainbow.jpg)
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cool. better request june 6th off.
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hmmm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226402_212100165488646_108867349145262_656407_1207397_n.jpg)
I already took the 7th off for this. Last time I saw Kirchart skate was during that Kids in Emerica tour and he was injured.
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hmmm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226402_212100165488646_108867349145262_656407_1207397_n.jpg)
If you're lucky Westgate will have rejoined after Maloof.
I'm heading to the BBQ @ Cream City
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Heath was killing Stoner last Sunday....he is the Emerica TM
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hmmm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226402_212100165488646_108867349145262_656407_1207397_n.jpg)
you live around louisville?
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hmmm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226402_212100165488646_108867349145262_656407_1207397_n.jpg)
Bowling Green.
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you guys are going to a signing? or is there skating?
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you guys are going to a signing? or is there skating?
I don't really care about the signing. I'm guessing there will be skating since the BBQ is at the skatepark.