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General Discussion => VIDYA GAMES => Topic started by: thugnificent on June 11, 2011, 10:14:47 AM
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who will be copping it next week? i know i am
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Reviews ain't looking pretty. All the promos and previews I've seen make the game look annoying and unfunny as fuck too. I'll still probably get it.
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looks fucking awful
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looks fucking awful
unfortunately, this.
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Very nostalgic that they kept the graphics from 15 years ago
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Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.
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I remember playing Duke Nukem 3D on the 64 when I was a kid, so I was interested in getting this. But pretty much everyone says its crap.
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Played the demo that came with pre-ordering...
...Biggest piece of shit ever. Everything about it is just awful.
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get on Duke Nudem. way better
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Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.
No they didn't, 3d realms spent 2 years making the game (1999-2001) and 9 years sticking their heads in each others asses. Its known that the development team literally did nothing but collect money and cheer themselves on to continue collecting money from some publisher who had seriously questionable intelligence..
In the last year or so 3d realms went bankrupt, liquidized its assets and Gearbox bought the game in its terrible and unfinished state. That fact that Gearbox could even pull a WORKING game out of the mess that 3d Realms made is a testament to them as a developer, but nothing could save duke nukem forever from being a piece of shit FOREVER.
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I was looking forward to this game until I saw a couple of video reviews and realised it looked cack. I liked the nostalgic references to Duke 3D such as the Cycloid Emperor, but unfortunately the rest of the game looks wayyyy too bad to make me want to part with my money.
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wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year
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I've played it now. It is an undeniable piece of shit.
wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year
Really? In a year where both Portal 2 and LA Noire were released, this is the only game that you've been looking forward to? You're a bad person.
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i dont fuck with those only the duke. fuck it ill just keep playing duke nukem 3d for another couple years
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ive played the first couple of levels so far and its not as bad as you guys say, but its not that good either. its definitely a bit harder than the other game and wtf is up with the load times? i have never played a game that loads this slow before
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haha i know , the load times do not reflect the quality of the graphics
I just played the demo, and can only agree with everyone here that this game is fucking horrible
frame rate drops every 20-30 seconds, and the graphics aren't even good. Aiming and gameplay mechanics seem clunky and just terrible when combined with the frame rate issues.
Highlights included:
- Pissing in the urinal
- Drawing a hat and boobs on that monster on the white board
- lol'ing after beating that first boss and the twins getting up from giving duke a BJ.
"12 fucking Years it better be good"
sorry duke, it stinks, real bad
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Its pathetic that they were making this game for 12 years and they produced a giant pile of shit.
No they didn't, 3d realms spent 2 years making the game (1999-2001) and 9 years sticking their heads in each others asses. Its known that the development team literally did nothing but collect money and cheer themselves on to continue collecting money from some publisher who had seriously questionable intelligence..
In the last year or so 3d realms went bankrupt, liquidized its assets and Gearbox bought the game in its terrible and unfinished state. That fact that Gearbox could even pull a WORKING game out of the mess that 3d Realms made is a testament to them as a developer, but nothing could save duke nukem forever from being a piece of shit FOREVER.
Glad theres someone that gets it. Gearbox is a legit developer and even though this game isnt "epic" people should still be hyped they even managed to finish something everyone thought would never be finished.
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This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.
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This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.
Except that chinese democracy is actually good.
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i just beat this game tonight it was a chore
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its decently fun so far
its hard as fuck
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wtf i hadnt been looking at any of the reviews i just assumed it was gonna be amazing now im pissed its the only game ive been lookin forward to all year
I had a feeling from the start that this game would be doodoo. 15 years in production does not make something better, just ask Axle Rose
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This is the Chinese Democracy of video games.