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Title: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sk8nappreciate on June 23, 2011, 04:46:55 PM
Couldn't find  a topic like this.

Basically just post anything you thought deeply about or questions/discussions you had today.
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What is worse?  To say the "N word" to an african american?  Or.  To harass a mentally handicap person?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Kab on June 23, 2011, 05:23:08 PM
I thought about life and I thought about death, neither one particularly appealed to me.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Councilman Doug on June 23, 2011, 05:39:13 PM
i was thinking of a pretty fucked up way to get rid of diseases...
Like if we just sent all the people with AIDS and stuff to some remote island we could get rid of all diseases and shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: penguin meat on June 23, 2011, 09:40:48 PM
Do I want a job that entails more thinking?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: busey on June 23, 2011, 09:47:19 PM
when did the slap boards turn into the transworld forum?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: penguin meat on June 23, 2011, 09:51:08 PM
when did the slap boards turn into the transworld forum?

When embedded youtube videos of Berrics clips were popularized on this forum
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daniel on June 23, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
ahaaa

Jadakiss - Why (Uncut Version) ft. Anthony Hamilton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-cpL--0AQA#)

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on June 23, 2011, 10:17:10 PM
Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sk8nappreciate on June 23, 2011, 11:39:21 PM
You guys bitch about the berrics...You act like you don't have fun at a skatepark...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BriDen on June 23, 2011, 11:44:44 PM
Would it be better to bang a hot ugly chick, or an ugly hot chick?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: mandibleclaw on June 24, 2011, 12:38:05 AM
Would it be better to bang a hot ugly chick, or an ugly hot chick?

i have pondered this in real-life situations many, many times.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on June 24, 2011, 01:11:38 AM
The hot ugly chick is going for the gold. She will be fun in bed. She's got something to strive for...

The ugly hot chick is insecure about her current ugly/hot ratio. She will be more worried about how she looks during the act. Maybe you're hitting from back and her unwaxed anus rears its ugly head. You'd better not put your thumb near that badboy, lest you want funtime to cease... Hell, maybe its a big mole or a set of cankles... You don't care, no, but her... She cares. She probably also has daddy issues.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mooley on June 24, 2011, 01:57:56 AM
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8582/screenshot20110624at156.png)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 24, 2011, 04:30:19 AM
Why did Daniel post a Jadakiss video, when the internet is on the cusp of forgetting Jadakiss all together?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Perro Mojado on June 24, 2011, 06:04:47 AM
Quote from: daniel  link=topic=54309.msg1473330#msg1473330 date=1308891596
ahaaa

Jadakiss - Why (Uncut Version) ft. Anthony Hamilton (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-cpL--0AQA#)



oh the 2000's
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 24, 2011, 03:17:26 PM
Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?
This is the greatest question ever.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on June 24, 2011, 06:31:03 PM
i was thinking of a pretty fucked up way to get rid of diseases...
Like if we just sent all the people with AIDS and stuff to some remote island we could get rid of all diseases and shit.

i used to rock that in bathroom stalls a lot
"aids patient genocide" dripping krink.


I dropped my girlfriend off at LAX today, she's going to frisco to shoot some shit for hubba.
I pondered
1) she's going to get raped
2) she's going to get fucked (non rape)
3) she's going to get mugged
4) opium den? never to return



5) hope non of the above happens, and she has a good time.
PMA baby...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: kevbo999 on June 24, 2011, 06:42:01 PM
You're in denial if you don't think some non-rape fucking will be happening at a Hubba shoot.

As for the AIDS island.. you might end up on it after this Hubba shoot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on June 24, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
You're in denial if you don't think some non-rape fucking will be happening at a Hubba shoot.

As for the AIDS island.. you might end up on it after this Hubba shoot.

i hope so dude that way we can skate together.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: matter of fact on June 24, 2011, 07:24:09 PM
i pondered bacteria and how it fucks with us and keeps life going
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on June 24, 2011, 07:25:27 PM
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 24, 2011, 07:28:08 PM
The french revolution was fought because the middle and lower class made up a vast majority of the population, but got one third of the vote in the legislative body, and we celebrate this in school as the start of the democracy as we know it, but really, do the middle and lower class even get 1/3rd of the representation in Congress? I'd say we are less of an egalitarian democracy in the U.S. now than when the estate system existed in France.

I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Reggie Nobles on June 24, 2011, 07:37:44 PM
I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on June 24, 2011, 07:42:47 PM
I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.

pals commune???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: buttpirate on June 24, 2011, 10:24:38 PM

this entire website:
http://www.gothicfuturism.com/world/00.html (http://www.gothicfuturism.com/world/00.html)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jesus-Condom on June 25, 2011, 11:46:58 AM
I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.

Every other day thought
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 25, 2011, 11:51:37 AM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cthulhu! on June 25, 2011, 12:26:22 PM
I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.

pals commune???


Please.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on June 25, 2011, 12:34:04 PM
I put "dog" in wikipedia and read everything. Than I put in "cat" and read all that. Shits pretty hectic today.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on June 25, 2011, 04:38:56 PM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on June 25, 2011, 04:49:16 PM
i was thinking of a pretty fucked up way to get rid of diseases...
Like if we just sent all the people with AIDS and stuff to some remote island we could get rid of all diseases and shit.
That's fucked up in so many ways.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: drunkinjunt on June 25, 2011, 06:05:58 PM
I was pondering if Im a bitch for listening to folk and generally weepy type music like Elliot Smith, and tons of female folk singers.
As depressing as some of that stuff gets I seem to be coming back to it again and again.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on June 25, 2011, 06:35:38 PM
I always think about social constructs and how much better we could be without them. Like masculinity- stresses people out who try to live up to a manly standard, rape, murder, sexism, homophobia, egos, all that shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 25, 2011, 06:46:56 PM
I always think about social constructs and how much better we could be without them. Like masculinity- stresses people out who try to live up to a manly standard, rape, murder, sexism, homophobia, egos, all that shit.
So you moving into the commune with us?
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Maybe, but even with the variety of accents that does exist, there are still probably far less accents in the U.S. and Canada combined as that tiny little area, and they speak english
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on June 25, 2011, 07:03:54 PM
I always think about social constructs and how much better we could be without them. Like masculinity- stresses people out who try to live up to a manly standard, rape, murder, sexism, homophobia, egos, all that shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sven thorkel on June 25, 2011, 08:22:15 PM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Maybe, but even with the variety of accents that does exist, there are still probably far less accents in the U.S. and Canada combined as that tiny little area, and they speak english

they developed their dialects in a time before audio/visual media. you can read the same newspaper, but you pronounce the words several different ways. skip forward to modern times. you watch the news on tv, hear a guy speaking newscaster american english, then you pronounce the words like he does. you figure that's the correct speech, so you imitate it. all the while, everyone across north america are watching this guy, growing up, speaking like him.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 25, 2011, 09:20:05 PM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Maybe, but even with the variety of accents that does exist, there are still probably far less accents in the U.S. and Canada combined as that tiny little area, and they speak english
I think that answer is far more interesting than my question.
they developed their dialects in a time before audio/visual media. you can read the same newspaper, but you pronounce the words several different ways. skip forward to modern times. you watch the news on tv, hear a guy speaking newscaster american english, then you pronounce the words like he does. you figure that's the correct speech, so you imitate it. all the while, everyone across north america are watching this guy, growing up, speaking like him.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 25, 2011, 11:56:43 PM
For Reagan:
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/story-of-english/ (http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/story-of-english/)

May be of some interest.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 26, 2011, 01:24:41 AM
where can i find the british aisle at the grocery store?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 26, 2011, 01:36:58 AM
Sometimes eye accidentally right homophones, when I no the correct spelling. its a thing I deux.
I tried to come up with some sort of geography pun that works for a grocery store, but I don't know if there are any.
I read about this guy William Sidis today, supposedly one of the smartest people to ever exist. He graduated Harvard at 16 after they changed their policy about letting in students younger than college age. He got in at 11, after being denied because of his age at 9. Apparently he lost his mind at some point, stopped doing math altogether, even though he was known particularly for his mathematical genius, stopped bathing, stopped socializing, and became obsessed with street cars and street car transfer tickets. His only published book was about streetcar transfers. Psychologists apparently have claimed his IQ was somewhere around 250-300, which sounds absurd to me. He epitomized "too damn smart for his own good.
 Makes me wonder how many burnt out insane people are just crazy geniuses who can't deal with the world as it currently works.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 26, 2011, 01:59:02 AM
Ended up at a friends place for drinking after work last night . dudes a surfer and showed me this movie called
"the drifter " . talked alot about moving to indo china and just living in some small place , eating healthy , surfing all day and
just living a simpler mind with a simpler way of doing things . Enjoying life


Kinda thought about it but not sure if I could just walk away from my work . I could sell my appartment and quit my job . move to some place in indo china . skate and surf everyday . catch fish and eat fruit and veggies . relax , read and hang out .

but who knows . what would I miss about work and all that shit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cosme on June 26, 2011, 02:34:48 AM

Makes me wonder how many burnt out insane people are just crazy geniuses who can't deal with the world as it currently works.

I'm no crazy genius but - at 35 years old -, I believe I will never understand how this joke of a world currently works.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jejenhausen on June 26, 2011, 04:43:01 AM
why it is that I seem to hate all my friends
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 26, 2011, 09:13:18 AM
I wondered which pros have been caught jacking off on tour. I bet alot of younger dudes get caught all the time on tour. I also wonder how much a person's personality affects the way they jack off. Like I bet the Gonz masturbates in a creative or goofy way.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on June 26, 2011, 09:18:18 AM
I always think about social constructs and how much better we could be without them. Like masculinity- stresses people out who try to live up to a manly standard, rape, murder, sexism, homophobia, egos, all that shit.
So you moving into the commune with us?


He can be the basket weaver.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hexagon on June 26, 2011, 10:15:37 AM
Why taboos are inherit secret desires for most, even if they act as if they'd take no part in them based on social constructs.

How language started, as in who or what decided to start giving names to any and everything, even based on simple concepts. Like root word type shit?

Mass existentialism I haven't been able to shake since I was 13. Thinking entirely too much and missing out on my life at times?

Why is guilt the most popular tool in every facet of social interaction?

All the unanswerable type questions daily...

Pondering on occasion makes me feel like I'm going crazy...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on June 26, 2011, 10:27:31 AM
i pondered your mom today.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cthulhu! on June 26, 2011, 11:42:39 AM
http://www.stopabductions.com/ (http://www.stopabductions.com/)


So I was in the middle of making one of these, but then I looked up velostat. "Velostat is a packaging material impregnated with carbon black to make it electrically conductive"



What if that makes me easier to find? Will I just be an antenna? But then I saw this

"Velostat and a similar material, LINQSTAT, have impedance, as shown below by the thought screen helmet with a mulitimeter reading in ohms.  Both materials do not hold a static charge when grounded.  They are technically described as a conductive polyethylene film commonly used as a static control material in numerous semiconductor, electronics and Smartcard applications due their easy-grounding nature.  Both materials meet military specification MIL-P-82646A.  They have different conductive properties than metals.
The Fluke multimeter indicates a reading of 52 ohms as shown below demonstrating the impedance of Velostat." 

They've only had two failures since 1998.

Who do I believe?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David on June 26, 2011, 12:41:11 PM
Has Cthulhu really seen UFO's and if so has he met any visitors?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 26, 2011, 12:42:16 PM
I'll dumb it down for you, because it is Sunday.

I just watched a bit of an Alien Workshop and Habitat demo via webcast.  

Tim O'connor was there, I pondered if he would land anything.  Saw 4 or 5 bigflip attempts.

The answer to my question, nope.  But Omar was ripping, and I always enjoy that.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chrisathans on June 26, 2011, 12:51:06 PM
i wondered why pay burke isnt pro.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mooley on June 26, 2011, 02:58:57 PM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Maybe, but even with the variety of accents that does exist, there are still probably far less accents in the U.S. and Canada combined as that tiny little area, and they speak english

they developed their dialects in a time before audio/visual media. you can read the same newspaper, but you pronounce the words several different ways. skip forward to modern times. you watch the news on tv, hear a guy speaking newscaster american english, then you pronounce the words like he does. you figure that's the correct speech, so you imitate it. all the while, everyone across north america are watching this guy, growing up, speaking like him.


Canada took deliberate measures against dialects, from what I hear. I can't find anything specific on it now, but a prof of mine went on a tangent a while ago about the school boards out east re-training all the teachers to get rid of their Newfie/Maritime accents. Pretty weird to think about.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on June 26, 2011, 03:01:28 PM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tough omelette on June 26, 2011, 03:04:36 PM
How many times have i thought of this sentence?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sven thorkel on June 26, 2011, 04:56:48 PM
The british aisles are not a particularly large land mass, why is it that there are like 700 accents people talk with within that tiny little region?

I thought every country had ridiculous amounts o accents, but that we don't really realise as we can't speak the language, so it all blurs in
Maybe, but even with the variety of accents that does exist, there are still probably far less accents in the U.S. and Canada combined as that tiny little area, and they speak english

they developed their dialects in a time before audio/visual media. you can read the same newspaper, but you pronounce the words several different ways. skip forward to modern times. you watch the news on tv, hear a guy speaking newscaster american english, then you pronounce the words like he does. you figure that's the correct speech, so you imitate it. all the while, everyone across north america are watching this guy, growing up, speaking like him.


Canada took deliberate measures against dialects, from what I hear. I can't find anything specific on it now, but a prof of mine went on a tangent a while ago about the school boards out east re-training all the teachers to get rid of their Newfie/Maritime accents. Pretty weird to think about.
maybe they wanted their students to actually learn something. if i was taught by a newfie i wouldn't be able to understand half the things they would be trying to say, so i would get nothing out of it. eyes tha buys who teaches tha class 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daniel on June 26, 2011, 11:54:26 PM

maybe they wanted their students to actually learn something. if i was taught by a newfie i wouldn't be able to understand half the things they would be trying to say, so i would get nothing out of it. eyes tha buys who teaches tha class 

laughing out loud!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on June 27, 2011, 05:41:05 AM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on June 27, 2011, 09:03:45 AM
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 27, 2011, 09:16:00 AM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places
I assume they do drugs and buy shit to fill up the empty hole not skateboarding has left.
Do Brits use the word mum to mean stay silent as well? Like "When I asked what she got me for Christmas, mum stayed mum"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on June 27, 2011, 09:26:23 AM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places
I assume they do drugs and buy shit to fill up the empty hole not skateboarding has left.
Do Brits use the word mum to mean stay silent as well? Like "When I asked what she got me for Christmas, mum stayed mum"

haha, nah man ive never heard that one before
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: heckler on June 27, 2011, 08:17:50 PM
Why is it that most of my plans always fall through in the exact ways I hope they don't?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Reev on June 28, 2011, 07:53:53 AM
Why do people with absurdly high IQs (I'm talking 150+) always seem to wear glasses?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 28, 2011, 12:13:00 PM
I don't know who Cruz is, and I don't know who Faber is.

My question is, how did Bantam get his own weight, and why do these guys want to be the champion of it? 

Then I ponder why they are advertising UFC on every other page.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joe Pesci on June 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: earlygrab on June 28, 2011, 05:22:33 PM
would I have been happier if i moved to Portland instead of LA?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cthulhu! on June 28, 2011, 08:15:00 PM
You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AouX-nWvv4#ws)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Perro Mojado on June 28, 2011, 08:22:41 PM
You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AouX-nWvv4#ws)

wich ones i wants sum
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on June 28, 2011, 11:26:20 PM
i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Sometimes when i eat mini wheats in the morning i have this happen.
It's like an intestinal snow plow going to work on a winter of feces.

I usually skate retarded better on those days,
eat wheaties dude.
Your colon will dig it.


You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AouX-nWvv4#ws)

wich ones i wants sum


http://www.stopabductions.com/ (http://www.stopabductions.com/)


Cthulhu is helping you help yourself to avoid the probing of the anus practiced far and wide across the milky way by our neighboring aliens.
It's worth the 30 bones, ask my anus.


As a fucking bonus on top of all of this shit right here dude, you'll have the best helmet in the whole park when you go shredding.
(http://www.stopabductions.com/jonlocke.jpg)

You'll be killing it in style.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on June 29, 2011, 12:17:27 AM
Why can't I find a chill girl?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: gutterhead. on June 29, 2011, 02:50:26 AM
I think about dropping everything and just moving to the woods all the time.

Yup.

pals commune???

Like that movie into the wild? I watched it with  my mom, who's bedridden,  and said that that dude's a fucking boss, she said he was an idiot.

Please.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on June 29, 2011, 03:05:09 AM
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on June 29, 2011, 03:10:30 AM
do fat guys sit down when they pee since their diet gives them a belly that covers their ever shrinking penis
i really hope the gipper is my teacher
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Perro Mojado on June 29, 2011, 05:01:26 AM
i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Sometimes when i eat mini wheats in the morning i have this happen.
It's like an intestinal snow plow going to work on a winter of feces.

I usually skate retarded better on those days,
eat wheaties dude.
Your colon will dig it.


You guys better start making those helmets I posted in the other page.



UFO Mothership & Fleet Over London UK 24th June 2011 (Credit alymc01) [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AouX-nWvv4#ws)

wich ones i wants sum


http://www.stopabductions.com/ (http://www.stopabductions.com/)


Cthulhu is helping you help yourself to avoid the probing of the anus practiced far and wide across the milky way by our neighboring aliens.
It's worth the 30 bones, ask my anus.


As a fucking bonus on top of all of this shit right here dude, you'll have the best helmet in the whole park when you go shredding.
(http://www.stopabductions.com/jonlocke.jpg)

You'll be killing it in style.


thank you pabst you saved my life making one right now
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beeda Weeda on June 29, 2011, 09:46:35 AM
why do skinny black guys always date fat blonde chicks?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 29, 2011, 09:53:22 AM
i took the biggest shit im pretty sure i ever have earlier today, and like 10 minutes ago i took another one, which was also unexpectedly huge. im wondering how this happened.

in before something along the lines of "its because youre full of shit"

Best feeling ever. I feel like I can take deeper and fuller breaths after a shit like that.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on June 29, 2011, 10:04:48 AM
Where will I move after I finish college?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on June 29, 2011, 10:09:22 AM
Should I send more power of a sneeze through my nose than my mouth? Less ACHOO and more nose-cleaning.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on June 29, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
why do skinny black guys always date fat blonde chicks?

(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=108977649188496&set=a.102784269807834.5593.100002287841577&type=1&theater)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chrisathans on July 02, 2011, 09:53:09 PM
Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?
forreal. i wonder dude.
probably not
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: heckler on July 02, 2011, 10:01:18 PM
Is it better to care too much or to be totally apathetic?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bobbito on July 03, 2011, 10:13:20 AM
Pondered how I'm gonna get my funds up to move to New York next month. Also pondered what to text this girl that drives me absolutely insane. And I pondered what I want to get for beer today since the store will be closed tomorrow.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: CigaretteBeer on July 03, 2011, 10:19:35 AM
I have been pondering death. I wonder if the soul survives or if you just rot. It doesn't really matter but I am pondering this because my grandfather just died.

I would hope being dead is something like this scene and you're always on cosmic morphine http://youtu.be/Qrl3n2ZtK2E (http://youtu.be/Qrl3n2ZtK2E)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sprayTAN101 on July 03, 2011, 05:48:00 PM
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?



just guessing:

1) i would assume your left (right in england), at least your "date" or table partner is traditionally the one sitting to your right if youre a guy. (left in england).

2) in norway you get square sandwich meat, but. meat rolls are traditionally made of rolled up and tied meat. its round.

3) two(?)

4) dunno.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on July 03, 2011, 09:13:05 PM
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? left or right?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?



just guessing:

1) i would assume your left (right in england), at least your "date" or table partner is traditionally the one sitting to your right if youre a guy. (left in england).

2) in norway you get square sandwich meat, but. meat rolls are traditionally made of rolled up and tied meat. its round.

3) two(?)

4) dunno.

1.) I think you can take whatever you want, if the person next to you tries to put their arm up, just try and hold their hand. They'll move their arm.

2.)Bread starts our as a lump of dough, which is hard to shape, unless you put it in a pan, which most normal sandwich bread is. So it takes the shape of the pan. Unless it's more rustic style, then dough is just placed in an oven and grows into a disc type thing. Also, sandwich meat is just big pieces of meat that are cooked/cured and sometimes can be kind of oval shaped like the bread of a turkey.. it's all different.

3.) I think that it depends on how may chair's they'd need. Like if they are connected at the head, they'd need two seats, but if they were sharing one ass, they'd only need one ticket.

4.)Probably because the gentle tune is soothing to the baby. The lyrics don't really matter. It is weird thogh.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 03, 2011, 09:14:49 PM
Would a new Star Wars movie be fucking great or fucking terrible like 2 and 3
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: stef on July 03, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Is there a cartoon where the characters clothes change every episode?
forreal. i wonder dude.
probably not
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Told_by_Ginger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Told_by_Ginger)
"The series was noted for its storylines, character development and the fact that the characters change outfits each time a new day comes."
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ChildOfTheBurbs on July 03, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
Kids kill skateboarding.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on July 03, 2011, 11:29:36 PM
Would a new Star Wars movie be fucking great or fucking terrible like 2 and 3
You forgot episode 1.

I think it would be good if Lucas got rid of everything being CGI and listen to inputs of others. 1, 2, and 3 had potential to be really good films, but Lucas failed. Well 2 and 3 are tolerable, 1 is just annoying.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Truancy on July 04, 2011, 09:11:59 AM
Kids kill skateboarding.

Aren't you like 11?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 04, 2011, 09:29:32 AM
Kids kill skateboarding.

Aren't you like 11?

and thats more of a statement that a pondering
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 04, 2011, 03:59:23 PM
How did Hellen Keller learn how to talk when she couldn't hear the way letters sound? She was blind too so it's not like she could read lips.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Gnarwhal on July 04, 2011, 04:09:03 PM
How did Hellen Keller learn how to talk when she couldn't hear the way letters sound? She was blind too so it's not like she could read lips.
i'm pretty sure she never learned how to talk...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on July 04, 2011, 04:14:03 PM
Now I'm pondering what sex is like with a deaf girl
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 04, 2011, 04:29:06 PM
She did talk. Her first word was Water.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Spike Hawke on July 04, 2011, 04:30:40 PM
is it possible to have a crap and a wank at the same time? and is it called "having a crank"?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on July 04, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on July 04, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
Now I'm pondering what sex is like with a deaf girl

the way they portrayed it in i hope they serve beer in hell was awesome
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frank on July 04, 2011, 11:33:04 PM
right now i'm pondering if ponder has to be a question or could it just be a thought, reflection, etc. and now that i use etc. i'm wondering if i used it right.. hmmm
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 05, 2011, 01:40:37 AM
is it possible to have a crap and a wank at the same time? and is it called "having a crank"?

yep my friends done it for some reason, got really drunk and we convinced him to do it with minimal effort, they did it running on jackass too
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Max on July 05, 2011, 01:57:31 AM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places

I ask myself that all the time - What do normal people do?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: polyethylene on July 05, 2011, 02:39:05 AM
Do british people call there mothers mom or mum(like mummy)?.

we say and write mum


my simple stoner mind led me to thinking "if you dont have a full time hobby like skating or whatever... what do normal people do in their free time?" because all my friends who dont skate just sit arround in various places

I ask myself that all the time - What do normal people do?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dolphinstyle. on July 05, 2011, 02:41:43 AM
Greg Ostertag... Inbred Jed?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on July 05, 2011, 03:10:50 AM
No dice...

I'm the poster formerly known as "Bloody Spewman."

I'm a poster of Drew Bledsoe in '98
(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/72520058.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FDB95AF713B55421CA08B5FD91444245C21F4E87CDBB941BC2F06BF04B24B4128C)

Really though, I take that as a compliment. Jed is (was? is he gone) a good poster..
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dolphinstyle. on July 05, 2011, 03:22:22 AM
yeah, jed focused... well then, take it as a compliment for your posts
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on July 05, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
Yes, sir. Right away.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 05, 2011, 04:59:43 AM
why do rappers like saying their own name so much?

what would happen if the whole internet shut down for a week?

what do blind peoples dreams look like?

how long till people are doing flip to grinds up rails?

will the berrics ever dissapear?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 05, 2011, 11:27:56 AM
if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cthulhu! on July 05, 2011, 12:02:27 PM
 (http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn216/chumbawumba1/lol.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BriDen on July 05, 2011, 12:11:01 PM
what would happen if the whole internet shut down for a week?

The Onion Movie- Internet Crash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk673M5BoA#ws)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 05, 2011, 08:18:32 PM
if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: PFIASB. on July 05, 2011, 09:35:07 PM
What if all you guys speak/type in an alien language thats normal to you and my brain/eyes filter it into this thing called english. You guys wont understand this because your eyes are filtering it into the special language for you which you think is normal but your the only one that speaks it is you
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on July 05, 2011, 10:35:13 PM
While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...

I would think that they just wipe til it starts to hurt.  But it probably doesn't matter because they can't see their underwear anyway, and probably aren't getting laid... :-\
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on July 05, 2011, 10:45:07 PM
While we're on it...

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
I can only come to the conclusion that they have a spotter follow them into the can... But can you trust your spotter? How can you determine the grit of their character, at least enough to trust them with the cleanliness of your asshole? I feel there could be nothing worse than walking around with a crusty, stinking anus all day because some liar told you that you were in the clear after a power dook...
So yeah...

I would think that they just wipe til it starts to hurt.  But it probably doesn't matter because they can't see their underwear anyway, and probably aren't getting laid... :-\

http://pornfortheblind.org/ (http://pornfortheblind.org/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on July 06, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.

My friend and I had this discussion while on a road trip. It got super in-depth. And then we talked about fucking amputees and autistic girls.



I said yes to all three.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 06, 2011, 07:20:10 PM
if I was really into a retarded chick, would it be wrong to try to fuck her?
I was gonna say something like it isn't wrong and retards need love too but now I'm wondering if there are any sexy retards out there.

My friend and I had this discussion while on a road trip. It got super in-depth. And then we talked about fucking amputees and autistic girls.



I said yes to all three.
I can't see sex with an autistic girl being very good at all. Amputees could be interesting. I thought about this a lot when Paul McCartney was married to one. I bet all sorts of new positions would open up with one leg out of the way. I think double amputee might make things difficult.
But does anything go with a retarded girl? Can I paint my penis like a lollipop and tell her to keep licking until the special sauce comes out?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Gnarwhal on July 06, 2011, 08:48:19 PM
do guys dudes say they've lost their virginity if they fuck another guy in the butt?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BriDen on July 06, 2011, 09:21:36 PM
do guys dudes say they've lost their virginity if they fuck another guy in the butt?

What does being gay have to do with it? You could ask the same exact thing of a straight guy fucking a girl in the butt for his first time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bakedRice on July 06, 2011, 09:45:04 PM
after class today i wondered what was really the point of all this obsession with getting ahead in life? whatever we achieve ultimately doesn't matter, and really, if i can keep skating, i can see myself being just as happy working as a bus driver or some shit, but then i wondered if i didn't skate and didn't have something to look forward to and strive at would i put all my energy into accumulating wealth and status? i think pot would've slowed me down regardless though haha.

also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds, because this is like the age where we started having technology as our bitch.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on July 06, 2011, 09:50:58 PM
my dad wants me to do something really kooky
i wonder if i should he seemed pretty hyped on it
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 07, 2011, 02:07:52 AM
after class today i wondered what was really the point of all this obsession with getting ahead in life? whatever we achieve ultimately doesn't matter, and really, if i can keep skating, i can see myself being just as happy working as a bus driver or some shit, but then i wondered if i didn't skate and didn't have something to look forward to and strive at would i put all my energy into accumulating wealth and status? i think pot would've slowed me down regardless though haha.

also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds, because this is like the age where we started having technology as our bitch.

id say this is the age where we are technologys bitch
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Manolo on July 07, 2011, 08:13:10 AM
also, how do countries run? it seems like most of them are in debt and are built on empires of credit, what the fuck is going to happen in like 40-50 years? im really excited to see how our world unfolds,
well get your popcorn ready cause you won't have to wait that long.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 07, 2011, 08:22:58 AM
if there is a designated lane for busses, why dont busses use them? (i notice this all the time where i live)

why dont people know how to indicate? they either indicate for miles or at the last second or not atall

is green poo good or bad?

why do people buy DSLR's if theyre just gonna take photos on auto mode? (seen alot of tourists doing this shit)


Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on July 07, 2011, 11:03:35 AM
if there is a designated lane for busses, why dont busses use them? (i notice this all the time where i live)

why dont people know how to indicate? they either indicate for miles or at the last second or not atall

is green poo good or bad?

why do people buy DSLR's if theyre just gonna take photos on auto mode? (seen alot of tourists doing this shit)




1. People are stupid.

2. People are stupid.

3. Neither, it's exciting though!

4. People are stupid.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 07, 2011, 03:15:29 PM
my dad wants me to do something really kooky
i wonder if i should he seemed pretty hyped on it
If its like a you and dad bonding type thing, do it. It may seem lame, but its nice to look back on in the future.

I'm considering making a g-string out of a shoelace and wearing it so it hangs out off the top. If people inquire about it I'll just say its a shoelace belt.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on July 07, 2011, 03:24:46 PM
Why does my fridge smell like pizza...

when there is no pizza to be found?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 07, 2011, 04:13:30 PM
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Tale Crab on July 07, 2011, 04:24:27 PM
Would you really care if it's gay or not?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: S.E. on July 07, 2011, 04:36:39 PM
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.  He said he never really wanted to do it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 07, 2011, 04:54:21 PM
I think Im gonna focus my account
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BuddyPal on July 07, 2011, 07:12:31 PM
Would sucking your own dick really be that gay? To be fair masturbating is like giving yourself a handjob so would giving yourself a blowjob be completely gay?

I knew a kid that said he could do it, and he said it was more along the lines of sucking a dick rather than getting a blowjob.? 
i guess its a glass half full or half empty situations :-\
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 09, 2011, 03:45:58 PM
Did anyone ever find out if the Joey Piorez (sp?) overdose death was confirmed or just a multipage thread rumor.

Watched a video he was in last night.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: floop on July 09, 2011, 04:22:19 PM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on July 09, 2011, 05:22:05 PM
Not eating enough fiber?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Spike Hawke on July 10, 2011, 01:59:50 AM
who came first, the chicken or the guy fucking it?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on July 10, 2011, 11:45:06 AM
Why don't people boo shitty bands anymore?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Gnarwhal on July 10, 2011, 11:55:05 AM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 10, 2011, 12:14:26 PM
People don't boo shitty bands anymore because a lot of people like shitty music nowadays.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: floop on July 10, 2011, 03:36:15 PM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on July 10, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Blumpkinz on July 10, 2011, 08:22:17 PM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?

i don't know, but i could be.  never been checked out for it.  i probably am because whenever i heat a milkshake or bowl of cereal i get the shits even worse than usual.  like, massive projectile water spraying style shits.   

i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

Silly, milkshakes aren't supposed to be heated!


Beat me too so hard
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on July 10, 2011, 11:32:43 PM
Can I construct a behavioral feed back loop to train myself to be inspired. Its not something that comes easy with hard work.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on July 11, 2011, 12:05:14 AM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on July 11, 2011, 12:39:10 AM
Why can't there be scenes/songs like this in movies anymore?

Steal the Night from Bloodsport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vkEWzBCLyY#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 11, 2011, 01:11:50 AM
how big is yao mings dick?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 11, 2011, 01:33:33 AM
I had a similar question concerning Shaq, but it was actually more a question about his tiny ass wife...
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/shaq-and-shaunie.jpg)
How the fuck is it physically possible for anything of his to fit into anything of hers? Its Like a goddamned st. bernard fucking a chihuahua
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on July 11, 2011, 01:41:16 AM
there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on July 11, 2011, 10:06:11 AM
there was some interview with karl malone or some old ass laker that was talking about shaq's 18 inch dong
\
At the end of Freddy Got Fingered, he's flopping his dick around in some silk boxers and it looks like it weighs like 20 Lbs.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: floop on July 11, 2011, 04:48:35 PM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on July 11, 2011, 11:42:40 PM
Why is it so hard to find a Prince Purple Rain t-shirt?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 12, 2011, 06:23:07 AM
why do i constantly have diarrhea?
are you lactose intolerant?
i just figured it was because of all the buffalo chicken wings and tacos and burritos and spicy ramen i eat, but i don't always eat that. just mostly

You eat exactly like I eat, and I've been shitting like a fucking female deer recently. You're lactose intolerant.

wow, you're probably right.  i'm really curious now..

it's good to know that Slap is here to diagnose health issues

Keep hydrated my friend. It can strike you down in your prime.

(http://www.stuffthatwascool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ot-dysentery.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bumptobar on July 12, 2011, 09:21:49 AM
why cant I front 360?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: IskateBaker on July 12, 2011, 09:29:00 AM
why cant I front 360?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: e.d. on July 12, 2011, 06:32:56 PM
I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: penguin meat on July 12, 2011, 08:50:18 PM
I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

We'll the "R" sound in Europe is a highly debated subject.  They can't agree on it's pronunciation for the life of them. So my thought is that it the "R" gets tossed around quite a bit because they don't know what to do with that letter.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hannity on July 13, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
I think Im gonna focus my account
please don't, i need to see that jennifer love hewitt picture all over the boards, that picture haunts me in my dreams now...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on July 13, 2011, 12:02:00 PM
I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

We'll the "R" sound in Europe is a highly debated subject.  They can't agree on it's pronunciation for the life of them. So my thought is that it the "R" gets tossed around quite a bit because they don't know what to do with that letter.

really? I live in England and have never heard anyone debate this. H on the other hand...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pancake man on July 13, 2011, 12:17:37 PM
Why I can't view flash videos on Firefox right now. I've updated flashplayer, and googling brings me answers from 2009. Youtube and flash works on safari, any ideas what's going on?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: penguin meat on July 13, 2011, 07:28:09 PM
I don't know if this makes sense, but...
In America we say 'uh' and 'umm' and that is how we write it out. It seems like British writing uses 'er' and 'erm'
Is this because a Brit saying 'uh' sounds like 'er' and 'um' sounds like 'erm'? If you say 'uh' out loud (and your american) it sounds like a someone from the U.K. saying 'er'
I don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me, (or maybe it is something everyone already knows) but I pondered it today.

edit: I was reading Harry Potter

We'll the "R" sound in Europe is a highly debated subject.  They can't agree on it's pronunciation for the life of them. So my thought is that it the "R" gets tossed around quite a bit because they don't know what to do with that letter.

really? I live in England and have never heard anyone debate this. H on the other hand...

The French, Spanish, and English "R"s are all different.  I have no idea how other European countries interpret it.  It's not literally debated like I said.  People don't sit at a round table and compare arguments about it's pronunciation, but that one letter has a diverse representation throughout the continent.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: HawkbillKayak on July 27, 2011, 06:53:49 PM
If I had ever bought/done anything for my Mom unless is was a special occasion. Realized I had never...so I went and picked her up some really nice flowers ad wrote a little not saying how she is the greatest Mom in the entire world. Gotta love my mama.
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Post by: Useful Idiot on July 27, 2011, 08:22:48 PM
Nice work.

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Post by: BriDen on July 27, 2011, 10:17:29 PM
If I see somebody in my rearview driving like an asshole, cutting people off and weaving in an out of traffic, then I get close enough to a car in the next lane so that the guy can't pass, does that make me an asshole as well?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 28, 2011, 05:01:08 AM
If I see somebody in my rearview driving like an asshole, cutting people off and weaving in an out of traffic, then I get close enough to a car in the next lane so that the guy can't pass, does that make me an asshole as well?
Being an asshole to correct someone who was being an asshole first, makes you a hero. Congrats Briden. You earned this.

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Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frisco on July 28, 2011, 05:06:08 AM
(http://pichour.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/if-a-person-was-born-deaf.jpg?w=400&h=400)

someone explain
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Post by: Heshstallion on July 28, 2011, 08:15:38 AM
(http://pichour.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/if-a-person-was-born-deaf.jpg?w=400&h=400)

someone explain
I used to work at a relay center that helped deaf people use the phone. During our orientation, we had a deaf lady come "talk" to us about how important our job was blah blah. im pretty sure someone there asked her that question and she said something along the lines of visualizing the words in her head when shes thinking, instead of sounds
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on July 28, 2011, 10:15:58 AM
Why does time go by so fast?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on July 28, 2011, 10:34:00 AM
When ever I take a shit the day after eating corn on the cob, I always think to myself. "Do I need to chew my food better?"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on July 28, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
Why does time go by so fast?

why does time go by so slow when you're standing in front of the microwave waiting for your food to get done cooking?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on July 28, 2011, 09:46:49 PM
If I had ever bought/done anything for my Mom unless is was a special occasion. Realized I had never...so I went and picked her up some really nice flowers ad wrote a little not saying how she is the greatest Mom in the entire world. Gotta love my mama.

Almost every time I trip I'll end up buying my mom some little gift or lawn ornament because my trip will lead me down a path of thinking that makes me feel really bad about how I've treated her. Not that I treat her like shit at all, I just don't treat her like the golden god she is. To this point I've given her a gnome I stole from a lawn, a gnome I bought from the University's bookstore, some crazy metal ladybug, Kroger flowers, and a really balling sassy mom mug for the rebel in every 55 year old woman.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dolphinstyle. on July 29, 2011, 12:19:38 AM
When ever I take a shit the day after eating corn on the cob, I always think to myself. "Do I need to chew my food better?"
You're not alone.
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Post by: daddy on July 29, 2011, 10:57:13 AM
I sure am glad that people are done talking about Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on August 03, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
who was the first person to say "i got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind"

If a vacuum (or anything really) has a HI and LO setting, what is the point in having a LO setting?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on August 03, 2011, 09:53:37 AM
who was the first person to say "i got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind"

If a vacuum (or anything really) has a HI and LO setting, what is the point in having a LO setting?

"I only want to clean a little bit of shit off my floor, not all of it!" Makes sense.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frank on August 03, 2011, 01:49:23 PM
who was the first person to say "i got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind"

If a vacuum (or anything really) has a HI and LO setting, what is the point in having a LO setting?

"I only want to clean a little bit of shit off my floor, not all of it!" Makes sense.
maybe to conserve electricity? that's a good question
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on August 03, 2011, 02:00:40 PM
if you were just vacuuming dust or something, you use the low and it uses less power. not that good of a question
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on August 03, 2011, 02:17:44 PM
You're right, electricity is so expensive. And vacuuming totally gets ride of that base layer of dust.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frank on August 03, 2011, 02:22:11 PM
i'm just indecisive and unsure about everything... leave me alone! 
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Post by: finknoos on August 05, 2011, 08:37:12 AM
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Goblinshark on August 05, 2011, 11:35:24 AM
What is it like to have a small penis?
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Post by: Goblinshark on August 05, 2011, 11:36:00 AM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on August 05, 2011, 11:46:16 AM
Why does time go by so fast?

why does time go by so slow when you're standing in front of the microwave waiting for your food to get done cooking?
Same for boiling water.
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule
Exceptions to every rule. Especially if you're a rich white man.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BriDen on August 05, 2011, 01:42:22 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9374/wutq.png)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tough omelette on August 05, 2011, 03:06:52 PM
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: FakieFlipCG on August 07, 2011, 11:11:03 PM
I want to change my username ::)

and also if I should make the switch to high trucks.
I know wheelbite is inevitable, but I think it would help some..

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on August 08, 2011, 09:04:56 AM
i was reading up about this whole illuminati shit in the music business, then started thinking... is palace involved or taking the piss, theyve got triangles and goats heads etc all over the place
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Post by: faded blue blind jeans on August 08, 2011, 09:10:30 AM
does danny way place the corpse of the guy he killed in the front see so he can use the car pool lane
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Post by: popsiclesandskatin on August 08, 2011, 11:17:50 AM
Whats the worse that can happen?
Message from Anonymous: Operation Facebook, Nov 5 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWQTS8zqYXU#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 08, 2011, 11:27:41 AM
Whats the worse that can happen?
Message from Anonymous: Operation Facebook, Nov 5 2011 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWQTS8zqYXU#)
If you can't ever permanently delete your facebook account, why even delete it now? It's still going to be there. Might as well lurk on there and try to pull some ass.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JD on August 08, 2011, 11:36:23 AM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Kab on August 08, 2011, 12:06:11 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because glue only hardens as it slowly oxidizes when it comes into contact with the air. Dumb question dude.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on August 08, 2011, 12:34:18 PM
why would youtube agree to giving me a revenue share even though I am a lurker and have had a ton of copyright issues? haha
(this happened today)
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Post by: Heshstallion on August 08, 2011, 09:18:29 PM
how does "taking off" your iron boots in a zelda game make it so you can float to the surface, youre still carrying them
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on August 09, 2011, 12:05:18 AM
Having a rolled ankle leaving the bar; do I look drunk or injured?
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Post by: Mundungus on August 09, 2011, 12:45:40 AM
Why can't I fall asleep? I've laid down and tried real hard a bunch of times since 12. I think I'm just too sober to sleep.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Filip on August 09, 2011, 02:13:04 AM
My brother is 17 today, should I buy him some beer?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: mattdun on August 09, 2011, 02:34:41 AM
why do hot christian girls always try get me to go their church, they know all i want is their ass
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: overheated on August 09, 2011, 07:28:57 AM
Having a rolled ankle leaving the bar; do I look drunk or injured?

A healthy mix of the two.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Blumpkinz on August 09, 2011, 12:38:35 PM
My brother is 17 today, should I buy him some beer?

the real question is why wouldnt you?
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Post by: David on August 09, 2011, 01:17:14 PM
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.


(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100621202303/streetfighter/images/6/64/Dizzy_Blanka.gif)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Glitch on August 09, 2011, 09:43:23 PM
What does it mean if a girl requests a picture of your dick, then is "shocked" by it? What happens next?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frank on August 09, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
i dont think i should post this stoned buuuut.. fuggit.
i think it's pretty sweet that dudes get boners. only because verbally asking for a lay is kinda weird for me.. also, reproduction for other species is kinda lame. i mean, who wants to pollenate some chick?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on August 10, 2011, 12:16:24 AM
Who wants to pollinate some chick?? Who doesn't? You think a fucking stamen is any different from a human erection? We all have tiny little boners from a universal perspective, you concubine babysitter. It's not awesome to have a boner. It's awesome to fulfill your purpose and die without having to think about it too much.

I'm wafting the aroma of my own scrotum.
Why must I?

Why is Busch the best beer?

Why do I mosey on down to the gym in my apartment complex at four in the morning and do drunk pull ups while my dog playfully nips at my heels? I'm laughing hysterically at yesterday's evening news, latissimus dorsi inflamed, canine companion working on his vertical.

Why is there a marginally attractive jewess drunkenly leaning on a bashful italian guy on the rim of the hot tub?
Why does she squeal: "Hey it's that guy!" when I stumble out of the gym, my dog growling like that kid with Down's Syndrome who tryed to force you into the gap between two vending machines in middle school. "Imma bite ya weina!" he said. I would only fuck her in the ass.

Why is pesto so crucially delightful?

Why have I been arrested and detained four times without having wronged societal beings physically or emotionally?

Why am I asking questions?

Would humanity have been better off without the development of language?

Why is it easier to become enamored with a woman who treats you like trash? Am I a vain person for asking that question?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?




Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on August 10, 2011, 12:22:43 AM
If Pinocchio says "my nose will grow right now", what happens?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on August 11, 2011, 02:06:23 PM
Is Kevin Coakley's song in Make Friends with the Colour Blue sung by the pedo grandpa from Family Guy? My best example is at 3:05

THAT GUY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA7XYSG0XYY#)

edit: i cant embed a video on here to save my life

i guess i can
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 13, 2011, 11:00:50 AM
I've pondered many things so far today.

Why is P-rod in the Dew Games if Lutzka had to be released from Street League to 'dew' them.

Iron Man 2, watched this last night.  Why was Terrence Howard replaced by Don Cheadle?  And could Scarlett Johansson have been any hotter in that movie?

If you are on the Space Station for 5 or more months, not getting laid, what are they doing for you?  Do they have some Virtual Reality going on for your sex needs?  Deep space fleshlights, or just your standard earthly internet porn?

That'll do for now.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: The Twilight Zone on August 13, 2011, 11:15:39 AM
I've pondered many things so far today.

Why is P-rod in the Dew Games if Lutzka had to be released from Street League to 'dew' them.

Iron Man 2, watched this last night.  Why was Terrence Howard replaced by Don Cheadle?  And could Scarlett Johansson have been any hotter in that movie?

If you are on the Space Station for 5 or more months, not getting laid, what are they doing for you?  Do they have some Virtual Reality going on for your sex needs?  Deep space fleshlights, or just your standard earthly internet porn?

That'll do for now.



he is sponsored by mountain dew so its probably in his contract
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on August 13, 2011, 11:59:06 AM
i wonder if The illusion has ever weezed the juice
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Post by: sven thorkel on August 13, 2011, 02:07:19 PM
Why do I mosey on down to the gym in my apartment complex at four in the morning and do drunk pull ups while my dog playfully nips at my heels? I'm laughing hysterically at yesterday's evening news, latissimus dorsi inflamed, canine companion working on his vertical.

is there money involved? that would be a reason to do it.

Climbing for Dollars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntz0_besT04#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BriDen on August 13, 2011, 02:25:18 PM
Did pops have anything in his cargo pocket during that one line in Photo?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frank on August 15, 2011, 10:20:28 AM
what ever happened to neckface covering his face?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 15, 2011, 01:31:59 PM
I pondered how I would want to die - and I choose being smothered by Katy Perry's chest pieces.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on August 15, 2011, 03:57:50 PM
what is the world record for longest anal sex session
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on August 22, 2011, 09:48:22 AM
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 22, 2011, 10:21:44 AM
what is the world record for longest anal sex session
Most presidential terms are like 4-8 years. So, probably that.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chillout on August 22, 2011, 07:40:37 PM
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule

that rule has fucked me more times then anything ive learned about spelling
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bumptobar on August 22, 2011, 10:17:20 PM
Brain Regan had a good bit on the rule in here.  about a minute in
Brian Regan-Stupid In School (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWzYaZDK6Is#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on August 22, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
what does it mean to be?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on August 23, 2011, 01:50:24 AM
what does it mean to be?

(http://captionsearch.com/pix/dqk0uwoqo.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Doctor Handsome on August 24, 2011, 01:42:10 PM
Why do people mention something (such as a car) is priced to sell? What the fuck else would it be priced for? To keep?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JonErik on August 26, 2011, 04:11:29 AM
Is music the cure of a nation or is The Cure the music of a nation.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on August 26, 2011, 04:17:37 AM
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?

its cause its hard to draw 5 fingers , usualy alot easier and looks better to just draw 4 . Or so Ive read in many artist interviews
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: thugnificent on August 26, 2011, 05:28:22 AM
yeah but if you are a cartoonist and cant draw one extra finger, then you are clearly in the wrong field
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on August 26, 2011, 06:28:23 AM
Go tell that to Matt Groening
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Tko788 on August 26, 2011, 06:29:11 AM
why do most cartoon characters only have 4 fingers?

its cause its hard to draw 5 fingers , usualy alot easier and looks better to just draw 4 . Or so Ive read in many artist interviews

This 4-finger rule is to save money in making the cartoon (and yes easier to draw). And who needs a pinky? Unless you're typing or being fancy.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on August 26, 2011, 01:45:56 PM
i thought they mostly didnt do it because realistic cartoons often come off as creepy. having 4 fingers subliminally makes them a bit less human like?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on September 16, 2011, 07:27:25 AM
howcome when an iphone screen smashes it normally still works
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: crackrazor on September 16, 2011, 07:59:49 AM
How much should you tip for take out?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: InternetDaddy on September 16, 2011, 08:31:52 AM
How much should you tip for take out?
my belief on this is that there is no tip for takeout. I definitely tip for delivery, and if I'm eating in the restaurant since I am being served, which to me justifies some extra money in that persons pocket. But, no service, no tip.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 16, 2011, 08:37:30 AM
How much should you tip for take out?

(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/zero-dollar-bill-20080623-200620.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: McBrandt on September 16, 2011, 10:52:11 AM
why in school are we taught "i before e, except after c" when there are at least eight words that deify thie weird rule

that rule has fucked me more times then anything ive learned about spelling

Actually, it's spelled "defy." At least in the instance you used it here. Though, "deify" is a word. Means making someone or something into a deity. Oh, there's the e before i thing again.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tonysean on September 16, 2011, 11:57:58 AM
I'm pondering saving up for a van and just drifting around the country, working, climbing and skating. Could be sweet, could suck..
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: mcpeepants on September 16, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I really wonder why there isn't a law about having to retake your driver's license test every few years once you hit a certain age. Some old people on the road are just plain scary, even compared to random teenagers on their cell phones.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on September 16, 2011, 04:38:17 PM
I'm pondering saving up for a van and just drifting around the country, working, climbing and skating. Could be sweet, could suck..

That's the dream.

Today, I pondered why I can never remember what "philology" means and how exactly it's related to philosophy.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on September 16, 2011, 06:38:45 PM
How can I eat so little yesterday, and take such a huge dump this morning?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on September 16, 2011, 06:51:34 PM
How can I eat so little yesterday, and take such a huge dump this morning?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on September 18, 2011, 01:05:03 AM
How can I eat so little yesterday, and take such a huge dump this morning?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on September 19, 2011, 01:31:10 PM
Why doesn't Jeff Kendall skate in these masters events?  I would enjoy seeing him skate the Protec pool party contest.

I mean, he's no Chris Miller or Lance Mountain, but I still liked watching him skate.

Same for Bod Boyle, his part in 'Reason for living' was good.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on September 19, 2011, 08:49:50 PM
Why are my balls and penis darker than the rest of my body?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on September 20, 2011, 01:12:34 AM
are there any professional athletes with a micro penis
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on September 20, 2011, 03:08:17 AM
are there any professional athletes with a micro penis

yep, all of the ones who look strong/take steroids
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on September 20, 2011, 06:40:37 AM
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on September 20, 2011, 08:02:12 AM
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?
Land another job before you quit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on September 20, 2011, 12:29:47 PM
What happened to beefy band shirts? Everything I've bought in past year or two has been this thin BS that shrinks up a full size after a couple months. I've had some thicker ones going on 5 years.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pugmaster on September 20, 2011, 09:41:16 PM
I've got a cush job that pays well but I'm not happy. What to do?

give it to me
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 15, 2011, 10:36:02 AM
What the hell is happening here?
(http://www.awhsales.com/images/product/medium/19254.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on October 15, 2011, 12:48:46 PM
It appears a group of women are having their way with a man in Satan's bed.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Perro Mojado on October 15, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
why do dogs look much cooler without collars on
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on October 15, 2011, 08:42:31 PM
Why is it that half my graduating class (2008) has a kid and/or is married?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: VictoriousOG on October 15, 2011, 09:01:04 PM
How do non skaters see the world?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: 4LOM on October 16, 2011, 01:54:26 PM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on October 16, 2011, 02:13:01 PM
What the hell is happening here?
(http://www.awhsales.com/images/product/medium/19254.jpg)

it's a guy in bed being tortured by naked demon chicks. on the other side of the lp you can see that he's actually on his deathbed and it's all in his head. one of my fave covers ever.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 16, 2011, 08:58:06 PM
What the hell is happening here?
(http://www.awhsales.com/images/product/medium/19254.jpg)

it's a guy in bed being tortured by naked demon chicks. on the other side of the lp you can see that he's actually on his deathbed and it's all in his head. one of my fave covers ever.
Covers for what/who please.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on October 16, 2011, 10:24:03 PM
Black Sabbath's "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" A few changes were made to make it into a Deathwish shirt/graphic though.

(http://metalbandart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1217979068951.jpg)

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Post by: Perro Mojado on October 16, 2011, 10:28:53 PM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in  since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


thank you you just blew my fucking mind
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: VictoriousOG on October 17, 2011, 09:51:37 AM
I recently got that Sabbath shirt, its sick.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bug on October 17, 2011, 04:52:45 PM
Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on October 17, 2011, 06:10:05 PM
I thought how cool it would be if a shirt would be released with an animated picture of Reda drenched in water shrugging his shoulders with a sad face and the words "mystery water?" above it. Or maybe with a shirt with him choking Todd Jordan. I would buy either one.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on October 17, 2011, 06:27:06 PM
Today as I was eating a PBJ sandwich I licked some renegade jelly from between my fingers and I wondered if it had any comparison to licking out a girl during her time of the month.

I will never know.

It's pretty different.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 19, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
Does PJ Ladd swim?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pugmaster on October 19, 2011, 10:27:38 PM
Since I love fat chicks, would I be the WORST "Curves" employee?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on October 25, 2011, 11:37:06 AM
I was thinking sense skateboarding is all popular and stuff and there are all these skateboarding related movies and tv contests, do you guys think that in the future skate videos will be played in movie theaters?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on October 25, 2011, 12:46:54 PM
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?

Why is there a sign that says "no parking after dark"? Shouldn't it say "no parking during dark" because the morning, afternoon, and evening are all after dark?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dolphinstyle. on October 25, 2011, 01:03:48 PM
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?
just a ordinary devil's fork
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on October 25, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
why do white girls make that stupid ass scrunched up face when they take pictures?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ripped Laces on October 26, 2011, 09:17:29 AM
How come sometimes when I piss the pee goes in two directions as if I have two pee holes?
just a ordinary devil's fork
How Many Times (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFXX6tVn8d8#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jhskates84 on October 26, 2011, 09:36:45 AM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


You do realize while relieving your bladder there are splatters of pee that splash back up from the toilet/urinal that you happen to be using, correct?  So in fact, I would advise washing your hands afterward haha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on October 26, 2011, 02:58:16 PM
how the fuck hard are you peeing where it splashes back up all over your hands?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on October 30, 2011, 02:39:51 AM
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on October 30, 2011, 05:49:12 AM
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 30, 2011, 05:52:57 AM
How do non skaters see the world?
I ponder this often. Also, how do non skaters handle perpetual boredom?
I always wonder how people with no hobbies at all handle life.

internet, tv and porn help a lot.

also, they are the cause people with no hobbies.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on October 30, 2011, 09:09:42 AM
How the fuck can someone live like this?

http://imgur.com/a/L2F8x (http://imgur.com/a/L2F8x)

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/louog/i_am_an_asbestos_inspector_doin_my_thing_sent_out/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/louog/i_am_an_asbestos_inspector_doin_my_thing_sent_out/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on October 30, 2011, 11:01:47 AM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on October 30, 2011, 01:11:47 PM
Why doesn't Jeff Kendall skate in these masters events?  I would enjoy seeing him skate the Protec pool party contest.

I mean, he's no Chris Miller or Lance Mountain, but I still liked watching him skate.

Same for Bod Boyle, his part in 'Reason for living' was good.
Hugh "Bod" Boyle, Hugh "Bod" Boyle!!!
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Post by: pugmaster on October 30, 2011, 05:19:56 PM

[/quote]

i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
[/quote]

Quit being a pussy, faggot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on October 31, 2011, 04:46:59 AM
where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: VictoriousOG on October 31, 2011, 06:48:15 AM
where did the stereo logo come from?

was watching a film yesterday called Soul Men and noticed that the character played by samuel l jackson has a stereo tattoo on his hand
The logo is called a spindle.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/45rpmadapter.jpg/300px-45rpmadapter.jpg)
You can find it printed on plenty of album covers. It's pretty much an adapter that helps play the record on a turn table.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: trippinginspace on October 31, 2011, 08:07:04 AM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on October 31, 2011, 09:32:47 AM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid :D
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on October 31, 2011, 10:04:34 AM
Why wash my hands after I go pee?
My dick is clean - covered in clothes since it was last washed.
But my hands are out in the open - unprotected from the filth and the grime and the germs.

If anything, I should wash my hands before I go pee.


i heard someone once say that he doesn't like to pee in the forest because its not possible to wash your hands after, was thinking about the same thing ever since. so true.
If it isn't a kid, whoever gets piss on his hands is either a fucking idiot or just drunk.

its impossible in the forest, theres no wind and im pretty sure it wont splash back from the grass or tree. and not a kid :D

(http://fak3r.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/12/files/challenge_accepted_Amazing_Feats_Fails_WIns_Lolz_and_A_Contest-s325x265-158648-535.png)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on November 01, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on November 01, 2011, 04:35:15 PM
why do americans write the date like month/day/year and not day/month/year? makes no sense to me what so ever

exactly. i understand year/month/day, but not the us-way.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: kevbo999 on November 01, 2011, 04:53:57 PM
Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on November 01, 2011, 04:57:31 PM
Possibly because when you say it out loud, you say the month then date then year?
We say it like that, they don't!

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pollutedvision on November 01, 2011, 05:24:20 PM
Why is it that half my graduating class (2008) has a kid and/or is married?



They're mexican
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: myrrh on November 03, 2011, 12:06:54 PM
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sprayTAN101 on November 04, 2011, 05:42:02 AM
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on November 04, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
Does Pat Washington really sometimes get high with the beat? Is Henry Sanchez not a way better rapper than J Casanova?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on November 04, 2011, 05:10:06 PM
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on November 04, 2011, 11:20:23 PM
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.

Plus escalator steps are like two times the size of regular steps.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on November 05, 2011, 12:50:51 PM
Mitch Hedberg stand up special (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UakNWKi6vUw#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on November 08, 2011, 12:40:03 PM
I watched Virtual Reality yesterday.  Why is Tony Ferguson's part so unappealing? 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: rfox on November 08, 2011, 05:52:27 PM
Why is it so much harder to walk up an defunct escalator than to walk a normal stair?

very true! equally strange to walk down one. feels like the whole thing shifts as you step onto it.

when you are getting on at either end the steps are diferent distances apart, it fucks with me untill about half way then i start preping for the other end.

Plus escalator steps are like two times the size of regular steps.


Yeah, height.  about 300mm compared to the average 150mm
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 09, 2011, 06:19:45 PM
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on November 09, 2011, 07:04:35 PM
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?


zombies are living dead people, being dead and living at the same time hurts, so they eat living people for their endorphins/adrenaline to take the pain away :o
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on November 09, 2011, 08:37:00 PM
Why is there no warm water handle on sinks?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on November 09, 2011, 08:42:44 PM
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water?  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.?  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?
Maybe their bodies change
Someone asked this questions on some The Walking Dead talk show, think of it was eating rotting meat compared to cooked/fresh meat. Zombie=rotting meat, humans=cooked/fresh meat
Probably because it's a movie/show/novel. I highly doubt we get taken over by zombies so easily unless it was a fast spreading virus.



Why do I always get gas at college?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: landCow on November 09, 2011, 10:31:42 PM
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?


straight from the zombies mouth
Why Zombies Eat Brains !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICP8DcYHf4#)
Ps this movie is freaking awesome
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Perro Mojado on November 10, 2011, 01:26:16 PM
its 11.11.11 the coming of a new age ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on November 10, 2011, 02:36:28 PM
Why do Zombies have to feed ?

Humans can go longer without food then water , shouldnt zombies be after water  instead of food ?

Why dont zombies attack other zombies ?

Why does the war against zombies always go bad ? with the amount of fire power the military and police have it should be pretty easy to win the war ?.  Airstrikes , Attack choppers , Special Forces , Tanks and hummers could just run them over pretty much .


Did I watch too many zombie movies ? and did I miss the point of them ?



We would definately win the war easily, we are the top predators and zombies are basically walking targets.

Here's a tip i thought of for when the zombies come, construct a human sized hamster wheel cage in your basements that powers electricity shit using kinetic energy and power it with live zombies, running after bait you've hung. Knowledge.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pappalardospizza on November 13, 2011, 02:40:18 PM
If I wake up at 4pm, what meal should I eat? Breakfast? Lunch? Straight to dinner?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on November 14, 2011, 01:57:53 PM
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 14, 2011, 03:10:41 PM
If I wake up at 4pm, what meal should I eat? Breakfast? Lunch? Straight to dinner?

Its a 3 in one meal . Eat the Dinner meal , since its 4pm its dinner time , and since you just woke up dinner is your breakfast , lunch included .
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on November 16, 2011, 12:48:10 PM
Where has Guzman been? 

I hope he's been out skateing everyday, and there will be footage soon.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on November 16, 2011, 01:06:53 PM
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?
Yep.

skatende monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlaecgJdXnk&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Blumpkinz on November 17, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
What does the Pope do with his time?  My friends and I were talking about this the other day asking things like- Does the Pope drink?,Does he watch sports? Does he jerk it?  Do you think he enjoys the two & a half men tv show?  We looked it up and saw he enjoys beer but Im asking like does he get wasted black out drunk?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on November 17, 2011, 07:28:20 PM
What crosses a fat girls mind when she puts on revealing clothes or skinny jeans?

I mean does she think it's sexy to wear short shorts with cottage cheese thunder thighs?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on November 17, 2011, 09:55:10 PM
I dont understand how the vagina operates when its under water.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: VictoriousOG on November 18, 2011, 06:36:25 AM
It drowns.


Its a zombie.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on November 18, 2011, 07:19:19 AM
In Toy Machines Brainwash, why did they put the bs flip over that one yellow pole from a bump in Matt Bennets part when it was hilariously obvious that he missed the pole completely. He also did it in one of their trailers, but a bit more over the pole. I like Matt Bennet Though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: VictoriousOG on November 18, 2011, 07:21:50 AM
In Toy Machines Brainwash, why did they put the bs flip over that one yellow pole from a bump in Matt Bennets part when it was hilariously obvious that he missed the pole completely. He also did it in one of their trailers, but a bit more over the pole. I like Matt Bennet Though.
I assume he was just going for the bump in general, because doing it over the pole is pretty hard from that angle with the electrical box nearly blocking you from clear shot on it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: eranka on November 18, 2011, 07:28:15 AM
Since monkeys are so much better in jumping around and shit, if someone would give a monkey a pair of shoes, a board and train  it like nyjah hustons father coached him, would it be a better at skating than omar salazar in like 5 years?
Yep.

skatende monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlaecgJdXnk&feature=related#)
looks like Lil wayne is skating with a chimp suit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on November 18, 2011, 02:59:57 PM
What does the Pope do with his time?  My friends and I were talking about this the other day asking things like- Does the Pope drink?,Does he watch sports? Does he jerk it?  Do you think he enjoys the two & a half men tv show?  We looked it up and saw he enjoys beer but Im asking like does he get wasted black out drunk?
The question that's always plagued me is, does the pope shit in the woods?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 18, 2011, 03:28:07 PM
Why are girls so weird ?   Every time you talk alot with them and try to push something . Or trying to make something happend . They retract and act like they dont want it . But when I dont say anything and leave the girl alone , and dont push at all . They get all needy and do all the pushing and chasing

Its kinda like when you want something you cant have it , but when you say fuck it and dont do any chasing , they start doing the chasing and needing .  Doesnt that contridict eachother ?  how the fuck do ppl get together when its like this ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on November 19, 2011, 08:04:39 PM
My mortality. Wish I could stop thinking about it every fucking day
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BURRRPRINT on November 20, 2011, 06:56:56 AM
Should I step up to 56-57mm wheels or stick with 53mm's...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 20, 2011, 07:50:50 AM
Should I step up to 56-57mm wheels or stick with 53mm's...

yes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bakedRice on November 20, 2011, 02:25:57 PM
Why are girls so weird ?   Every time you talk alot with them and try to push something . Or trying to make something happend . They retract and act like they dont want it . But when I dont say anything and leave the girl alone , and dont push at all . They get all needy and do all the pushing and chasing

Its kinda like when you want something you cant have it , but when you say fuck it and dont do any chasing , they start doing the chasing and needing .  Doesnt that contridict eachother ?  how the fuck do ppl get together when its like this ?

ha i pondered this today too, girls are just flirts, and a lot of them dont really have any hobbies so they just like to fuck with your head.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bakingsoda on November 20, 2011, 02:57:54 PM
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 20, 2011, 03:09:04 PM
I wonder how great a difference of taste your poo would have depending on the day. If you ate lots of fruit one day and more meat the other, does it taste different, or does poo just taste like poo?

Hmmmm , the body sucks up all the neutriants , minerals , sugars and so on . So I would assume while the taste would vary . Eating fruits wont make the shit taste like fruit .
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on November 20, 2011, 04:38:24 PM
I'm doing this online contest and it says that the contest ends on the 21st. So does that mean that the 21st is the last day to submit my information or does that mean on the 21st no more submissions will be taken? I feel dumb
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 21, 2011, 07:40:39 AM
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 21, 2011, 07:54:57 AM
If you type "Google" into Google, will you break the internet? I'm too scared. I'm going to try it right now. Ok I just chickened out.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 21, 2011, 08:14:30 AM
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.


prob best to stay away from anything even slightly alcohol related ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: layzieyez on November 21, 2011, 10:16:01 AM
http://houston.cbunited.com/agent/agentdetail.asp?CEQ_AgentCode=7364266&utm_source=AgentBanner&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=Ricca%20Gentry (http://houston.cbunited.com/agent/agentdetail.asp?CEQ_AgentCode=7364266&utm_source=AgentBanner&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=Ricca%20Gentry)

Just in case you were wondering, too.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Blumpkinz on November 21, 2011, 10:27:29 AM
Does drinking "nonalcoholic" beer (0.04%) in large quantities pose a risk for relapse of recovering alcoholics.

Most of the recovering alcoholics I know (more than 5 less than 10),  I know most of them drank/drink non alcoholic beer for the taste.  My old roommate drank a 6 pack one night when we were all drinking saying he needed at least the taste to feel comfortable around all the other drunks.  After the 6 pack he said he actually kind of felt a lil buzz...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on November 21, 2011, 12:01:57 PM
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 21, 2011, 12:22:36 PM
I wonder if anything will happen to these meathead cops beating the shit out of people at the protests.


It's crazy, but I seriously wish there was a real life Batman type to administer 'eye for an eye' type punishment.


Catch that UC Davis fucker, pry his mouth open and fill it with chemicals.
He is on leave. Basically, they know who it is and will fire him. He probably won't get any sort of legal punishment but somebody might beat him up at a bar or something in the future.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on November 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM
Remember the cop in Chicago that beat the shit out of the female bartender for cutting him off, then his buddies trying to intimidate her into not testifying. Wonder whatever happened to that shitbag?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on November 22, 2011, 07:34:15 AM
after 10 years of hating it, i suddenly am really into bj?rks music. does that mean that i am finally growing up?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on November 22, 2011, 07:38:29 AM
Kinda.

I was a card carrying Radiohead hater for years. Then one day it was just like "this shit is amazing".



Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on November 22, 2011, 07:40:03 AM
Is it just me or are the bones ATF super slippery when ridden on slightly wet ground?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on November 22, 2011, 07:50:13 AM
I don't know but I'm fully backing the STFs
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: penguin meat on November 22, 2011, 05:41:18 PM
Is it just me or are the bones ATF super slippery when ridden on slightly wet ground?
I assume you too found out the hard way. My condolences.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on November 25, 2011, 08:03:49 AM
i wonder if i can dumptruck seawall
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on November 28, 2011, 01:10:51 PM
Have you ever noticed that in movies, when they have secret meet-ups or people are hiding out they often go to a place that is off the beaten path but more obvious? I think in Mission Impossible they have to hide out from the cops so they park on the river bank in the middle of a major city in a place where cars are not allowed.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on December 02, 2011, 05:37:53 AM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on December 02, 2011, 08:41:59 AM
In Star Trek First Contact they say that in the future all money is wiped out and everybody works for science or whatever. How the fuck did they pull that off?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on December 02, 2011, 08:50:58 AM
If a black girl shits in the woods? Did it really ever happen? I'm not telling
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Post by: Omamori on December 02, 2011, 08:53:52 AM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
Depends. Most people that I know write like how you see this post. I never use cursive, don't like it even though it makes writing faster.
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 02, 2011, 10:54:04 AM
Why is this so dumb even though there are lots of girls?
GLOBE BANTAM (http://vimeo.com/32991189)

Why am I too lazy to put all this stuff on Ebay that needs to go on Ebay?

Is there a webcast for Tampa Am?

Where did Stab Master Arson go?
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Post by: steve on December 02, 2011, 03:12:51 PM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
Depends. Most people that I know write like how you see this post. I never use cursive, don't like it even though it makes writing faster.

it's a generational thing.

i was taught to write in cursive during elementary school, about 21 years ago. i've got cousins in school now and they can't conceive how to write in cursive.

i write in a scribbled mix. i don't know if it's an american thing though. my girl is from bogota colombia and has more fucked non cursive writing than me...

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Post by: landCow on December 02, 2011, 08:28:44 PM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?

here, we were taught cursive in primary school. i remember the teachers saying shit like "when you get to highschool and have to do exams, your exam wont even be marked if its not in cursive" i called bullshit on that even as a naive little 9 year old.

its a waste of time. students should learn to write then learn to type instead of cursive. it'll be a hell of a lot more useful that some scribble only you can read. if anything cursive did more damage to my handwriting than help it. i was going all right then learning cursive fucked that up.
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Post by: Blumpkinz on December 02, 2011, 08:35:02 PM
Same deal, in elementary school we had weekly test for writing in cursive saying that it would be needed in high school & later on in life.  I blew it off and to be honest now all I really remember is how to write my name and then random letters. My mom works at an elementary school and she told me they start computer typing at first grade and that cursive isnt even in the curriculum.  Another reason why we suck.

I am sure this has been answered or its a dumb question to ask but- If some one is born bilingual what language do they think in?
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on December 02, 2011, 08:41:53 PM
In Star Trek First Contact they say that in the future all money is wiped out and everybody works for science or whatever. How the fuck did they pull that off?

money just went away because they eliminated scarcity. it seems kind of silly to pay for a sandwich when you've got a machine at home that will make it for you. at least i think that's how they explain it.
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Post by: myrrh on December 04, 2011, 09:46:36 AM
Did Def Leppard choose their name because  the words have sort of the same length as in Led Zeppelin?
Did they think "Led Zeppelin is such a cool name, I wish we could come up with something like that!"
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Post by: Zurg on December 06, 2011, 12:55:12 PM
Same deal, in elementary school we had weekly test for writing in cursive saying that it would be needed in high school & later on in life.  I blew it off and to be honest now all I really remember is how to write my name and then random letters. My mom works at an elementary school and she told me they start computer typing at first grade and that cursive isnt even in the curriculum.  Another reason why we suck.

I am sure this has been answered or its a dumb question to ask but- If some one is born bilingual what language do they think in?

probably which ever language you learn first. most people, if not all, cannot speak, read or write when theyre born
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Post by: Karlos on December 06, 2011, 01:00:00 PM
Did Def Leppard choose their name because  the words have sort of the same length as in Led Zeppelin?
Did they think "Led Zeppelin is such a cool name, I wish we could come up with something like that!"

Led Zeppelin is the sickest band ever. Def Leppard on the other hand is as much of a rock band as jereme rogers is a poet and a rapper
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Post by: brycickle on December 06, 2011, 01:15:31 PM
Otis Shredding posting his new ice skates got me to thinking. If you could cut someone's throat with roller blades, would that make them some what acceptable. I'm kind of torn.
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Post by: jeremyrandall on December 06, 2011, 01:30:44 PM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
Depends. Most people that I know write like how you see this post. I never use cursive, don't like it even though it makes writing faster.

it's a generational thing.

i was taught to write in cursive during elementary school, about 21 years ago. i've got cousins in school now and they can't conceive how to write in cursive.

i write in a scribbled mix. i don't know if it's an american thing though. my girl is from bogota colombia and has more fucked non cursive writing than me...



I think handwriting is kinda going out the window across the entire developed world.  I was taught cursive when I was a little guy too, and told how important it was.  And it must have been before our era, when all important legal documents and correspondence was hand written.  But I don't think too many people in the 80s and 90s had any idea how completely computers were gonna take over the world.  Typing is by far the more important skill.

I actually find this a problem for me now that I'm back in University.  I wrote a final yesterday that was essentially three essay questions.  And I don't think I did too hot.  I actually find that I can express my thoughts in written form significantly better through the medium of a keyboard than with a pen and paper.  I can't hand write nearly as fast as I can type, so I can't keep up with my own thoughts and can't get into the flow of writing.  I wonder how long it will be before exams start happening on computers?
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Post by: Omamori on December 06, 2011, 01:36:21 PM
^^^
One thing I've notice is my spelling when I hand write things. I can't spell any more, I got so used to word or the google toolbar fixing any spelling mistakes.

And the majority of my exams have been online. The last exam on paper for college was in my English literature class which was about 3 years ago.
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Post by: essal on December 06, 2011, 02:11:29 PM
After I was in the Army I started to write block letters only, or REAL LIFE CAPS LOCK.
I write just as fast, but even retards can read it, so it's a win-win.
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Post by: brent on December 06, 2011, 02:39:49 PM
i write in real life caps too, except the letter g
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Post by: sprayTAN101 on December 06, 2011, 04:06:39 PM
What jobs are most common in movies/television?

To me, it seems like architects are way over represented if the characters profession is unrelated to the story/plot.
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Post by: brycickle on December 06, 2011, 04:33:43 PM
^^Cops. Without a doubt.
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Post by: VictoriousOG on December 06, 2011, 09:04:45 PM
Hitman of some kind.
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Post by: myrrh on December 07, 2011, 10:55:43 AM
Did Def Leppard choose their name because  the words have sort of the same length as in Led Zeppelin?
Did they think "Led Zeppelin is such a cool name, I wish we could come up with something like that!"

Led Zeppelin is the sickest band ever. Def Leppard on the other hand is as much of a rock band as jereme rogers is a poet and a rapper

I am well aware of how much they suck, I just wondered about the thought process of that horrible name as it is visually sort of similar.
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Post by: rfox on December 07, 2011, 01:33:10 PM
Do americans write all their letters sepperatley?

In the UK most people write in cursive, but ive heard that most americans dont. if this is the case... why?
Depends. Most people that I know write like how you see this post. I never use cursive, don't like it even though it makes writing faster.

it's a generational thing.

i was taught to write in cursive during elementary school, about 21 years ago. i've got cousins in school now and they can't conceive how to write in cursive.

i write in a scribbled mix. i don't know if it's an american thing though. my girl is from bogota colombia and has more fucked non cursive writing than me...



I think handwriting is kinda going out the window across the entire developed world.  I was taught cursive when I was a little guy too, and told how important it was.  And it must have been before our era, when all important legal documents and correspondence was hand written.  But I don't think too many people in the 80s and 90s had any idea how completely computers were gonna take over the world.  Typing is by far the more important skill.

I actually find this a problem for me now that I'm back in University.  I wrote a final yesterday that was essentially three essay questions.  And I don't think I did too hot.  I actually find that I can express my thoughts in written form significantly better through the medium of a keyboard than with a pen and paper.  I can't hand write nearly as fast as I can type, so I can't keep up with my own thoughts and can't get into the flow of writing.  I wonder how long it will be before exams start happening on computers?

You can get diagnosed with Dysgraphia and then they have to give you a computer to take your exams.  I thought it was fake but my brother in law has it and takes all his exams separately.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia)

I pretty much dropped handwriting altogether until i went to architecture/design school and now write in all caps somewhat designer lettering because we had to learn.  it took a lot of practice but was worth it.
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Post by: landCow on December 07, 2011, 04:08:07 PM
What jobs are most common in movies/television?

To me, it seems like architects are way over represented if the characters profession is unrelated to the story/plot.

in the mid 90's, single white girl working for a magazine was everywhere. 
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Post by: BraveUlysses on December 07, 2011, 04:36:52 PM
Some sort of desk job seems to be a large percentage of occupations in movies.
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Post by: GISM on December 09, 2011, 01:01:51 AM
Some sort of desk job seems to be a large percentage of occupations in movies.
I think office jobs in movies and tv are horribly overrepresented
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Post by: Bronson on December 09, 2011, 03:03:20 AM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?
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Post by: dolphinstyle. on December 09, 2011, 08:31:38 AM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?
You probably imagined your forthcoming release, so I would say in your case: no; yet in general, there might be some bi-curious potential
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Post by: fulfillthedream on December 09, 2011, 09:41:06 AM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

check the kinsey scale http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale)
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Post by: oyolar on December 09, 2011, 12:56:06 PM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

It depends. Is the guy cumming fucking another guy? Because if so, yeah probably.


Corollary to that question--in gay porn, is it over when both guys cum or just when one guy does? Is there a special type of gay porn where the guys cum at the same time?
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Post by: BraveUlysses on December 09, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Some sort of desk job seems to be a large percentage of occupations in movies.
I think office jobs in movies and tv are horribly overrepresented
I guess it's the go to job when the character is supposed to be an average dude.
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Post by: eminem on December 09, 2011, 07:27:08 PM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?
Corollary to that question--in gay porn, is it over when both guys cum or just when one guy does? Is there a special type of gay porn where the guys cum at the same time?

Hahahahahaha
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Post by: shouldn't on December 10, 2011, 04:31:37 PM
why is every girl born after the 80's either an indie hipster or a bro-hoe?
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Post by: jimi420 on December 21, 2011, 01:14:13 AM
How do longboarders get sponsored? I just watched a video and all they do is carve, any of us could do that.
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Post by: daddy on December 21, 2011, 01:28:13 AM
Why do small disappointing poops take so toilet paper when large explosive poops only take a few wipes to clean up after.
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Post by: drunk on December 21, 2011, 02:12:02 AM
what happened here
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Post by: myrrh on January 07, 2012, 07:32:33 AM
Does this have any link whatsoever to the old TSA? Looks ridiculous.

http://www.tsa-clothing.com/ (http://www.tsa-clothing.com/)
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Post by: penguin meat on January 08, 2012, 05:43:42 AM
Does this have any link whatsoever to the old TSA? Looks ridiculous.

http://www.tsa-clothing.com/ (http://www.tsa-clothing.com/)

They just changed the logo.  You can see on the team page that they still got Adam Sandler and Dinohead.
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Post by: frank on January 08, 2012, 10:48:32 AM
is mcdonalds coffee worse than home made? health wise.
what wu tang album should i download first?
will earl still be dope when he gets back from Samoa?
can men get urinary infections from not pissing after sex?
will greco ever go back to dressing like a chick?

long boring day at work...
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Post by: MaryhillVibe on January 08, 2012, 11:24:09 AM
is mcdonalds coffee worse than home made? health wise.
what wu tang album should i download first?
will earl still be dope when he gets back from Samoa?
can men get urinary infections from not pissing after sex?
will greco ever go back to dressing like a chick?

long boring day at work...

No
Enter the Wu Tang (36 chambers)
He never was IMO soooooo...yes?!?
yup
well he is back to baker 2g greco at the moment so estimating the rate at which the greco fashion cycle turns i would say give it another 5 years and you will see that handsome tranny bitch again.
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Post by: friendly dave on January 08, 2012, 12:08:46 PM
Do you shave before, or after you take a shower?
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Post by: Human Onion on January 08, 2012, 01:06:42 PM
^ always before. BTW, this is one of the best  threads on slap -- it's (almost) up there with "awkward sexual experiences". Funny that the best threads on a skateboard message board are not about skateboarding.
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Post by: ice nine on January 08, 2012, 01:16:29 PM
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.
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Post by: oneshovel on January 08, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
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Post by: Human Onion on January 08, 2012, 01:25:38 PM
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.

Know all that but...

My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before before after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.

Exactly
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Post by: oyolar on January 08, 2012, 01:33:15 PM
Why would anyone shave before? Hot water opens your pores. So shaving is easier/smoother.then use cold water to rinse/close your pores to stop zits/make the bleeding stop faster.

I've actually started shaving with cold water lately and I find that I get a much closer shave without any cuts or irritation afterwards.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 08, 2012, 07:34:42 PM
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
You can put a drop of shaving cream on your finger and wipe it across the mirror and it keeps t from steaming up, but I see your point too.


Here is what I have been pondering lately: I heard somebody say that soda is the number 1 cause of obesity. I think that's bullshit. I'm not saying drinking a bunch of soda won't make you a fat fuck, because it will. Still, I say either the car or electricity has got to be the number one cause of obesity. If you had to walk everywhere you wanted to go, do laundry by hand, run to the market every day for food because you didn't have refrigeration and do all of the rest of the work that electricity does for you, not to mention the fact that you couldn't pass time watching TV, playing video games or surfing the internet, there s no way anybody would be obese.
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Post by: buttpirate on January 09, 2012, 05:50:03 AM
My sink dispenses hot water as well.. But I do it before because after my shower the mirror is too steamy.  Plus it's easier to just shower off the excess shaving cream.
You can put a drop of shaving cream on your finger and wipe it across the mirror and it keeps t from steaming up, but I see your point too.


Here is what I have been pondering lately: I heard somebody say that soda is the number 1 cause of obesity. I think that's bullshit. I'm not saying drinking a bunch of soda won't make you a fat fuck, because it will. Still, I say either the car or electricity has got to be the number one cause of obesity. If you had to walk everywhere you wanted to go, do laundry by hand, run to the market every day for food because you didn't have refrigeration and do all of the rest of the work that electricity does for you, not to mention the fact that you couldn't pass time watching TV, playing video games or surfing the internet, there s no way anybody would be obese.
I heard the reasoning behind "soda makes your fat" is because of all the fructose and calories in it - soda manufacturers use high-fructose corn syrup for the sweetener rather than regular sugar, as it's cheaper to due US corn subsidies. The "empty" calories have no benefit to the body (fruit has fructose as well, however it also has many other beneficial nutrients), and the surge in blood sugar level as a result of consumption can leave the body tired and even more hungry, causing you to eat more. 

the other theory is the way that the body digests fructose, and how it differs markedly from glucose digestion. something about fructose going straight to the liver and putting strain for it to be processed, whereas glucose can be metabolised anywhere in the body. I don't believe there's ever been concrete evidence that fructose = obesity, but the theory seems to be widely regarded as truth if you look at any nutrition guide. 

european countries have cars and electricity, but dont have the obesity problem. going backwards and making things harder as in the "good old days" seems to be a strange panacea to revert to.

p.s. australia has cars and electricity and a shitload of soda, apparently we're the fattest nation in the world.  number one, baby!
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Post by: Stoeipoes on January 09, 2012, 05:56:10 AM
Is it gay to get turned on when a guy cums a lot in porn?

Reading this i realized something. At the and of a scene when a dude comes i hate it when he jacks himself of.
When a girl gives him a handjob and he cums explosively over her body or face and you see she's liking it I'm turned on. But when she's scared or disgusted i don't like it. Guess im really picky.
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Post by: Human Onion on January 09, 2012, 06:01:52 AM
^ haha. No, you're not.

We do use our bikes a lot here in europe -- yes, I'm speaking for the whole of Europe.
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Post by: Stoeipoes on January 09, 2012, 06:12:12 AM
^ haha. No, you're not.

We do use our bikes a lot here in europe -- yes, I'm speaking for the whole of Europe.

The netherlands is the bike country of the world. Everyone has a bike in here and there are more bikes than people.

It's because it's almost flat so you don't have large hills to upwards on.
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Post by: Human Onion on January 09, 2012, 06:26:23 AM
Denmark is not far behind. A country that's also very flat. Someone told me that danish skaters in general skate slower than norwegian - Norway is full of hills, danes like calling norwegians fjellaber(mountain apes). I like to think there's something to it -- well, I'm Norwegian.
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Post by: Useful Idiot on January 09, 2012, 06:41:37 AM
I got a sticky mirror in the shower so I shave in there so yea, I'm back the pores thing as well.


How come when Discovery Channel is taking about dinosaurs that live in the ocean, the call them Sea Monsters, but the ones that live on land are just dinosaurs.

Living in the ocean doesn't make you a monster. Granted, it's scary as fuck when something brushes your leg, but still....
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Post by: Joe Pesci on January 09, 2012, 12:17:39 PM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
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Post by: BuddyPal on January 09, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
do they sterelize lethal injections?
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Post by: Human Onion on January 09, 2012, 12:53:50 PM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might  come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic.  
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Post by: Zurg on January 09, 2012, 01:02:35 PM
doesnt seem like youre hanging on to too much at home. might as well do it
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Post by: oyolar on January 09, 2012, 08:10:24 PM
do they sterelize lethal injections?

Last I heard, they do.

And Human Onion--if that's being a romantic, then I'm one too.
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Post by: jeremyrandall on January 10, 2012, 02:13:45 AM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might  come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic.  

I've done it twice now, Australia in 09, South America last year, came back pretty broke both times.  And I don't regret a single thing.  You only the regret the trips you never took.
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Post by: GarglesCmen on January 10, 2012, 03:03:38 AM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might  come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic.  

I've done it twice now, Australia in 09, South America last year, came back pretty broke both times.  And I don't regret a single thing.  You only the regret the trips you never took.

The fucking truth right here
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Post by: sleepypancakes on January 10, 2012, 03:13:00 PM
This is going to be a bit awkward, but Slap is a decently open place...

How to come out to my parents... :-[
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Post by: Killyourdreams on January 10, 2012, 03:17:27 PM
for real?
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Post by: sleepypancakes on January 10, 2012, 03:45:19 PM
for real?
....yeah for real. shits harder than it sounds
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Post by: Bug on January 10, 2012, 03:55:57 PM
I have lots of gay friends, and the thing is that when they did eventually come out, their parents already knew. Chances are yours already do too, and it won't be as hard as you think. Just go to whichever you get on better with, or both and simply say it. Unless they are narrow minded homophobic fucks, they'll still love you.
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Post by: Killyourdreams on January 10, 2012, 04:11:17 PM
...sooo question, have you always been gay?
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Post by: MaryhillVibe on January 10, 2012, 04:24:20 PM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might ? come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic. ? 

I was faced with same decision once and I decided to go for it. Five year later im still out and about in the world at large. Met a girl, she broke my heart. im a permenant resident of another country now. I have seen so many wonderfull things and met so many close friends. everything I own still fits in my backpack and yet I feel at home.

Do it, do it now and never look back.

And sleepypancakes, If you have any uncles or aunts or even close family friends you can go to for advice this can be a really helpfull first step, take some of the pressure off the big coming out andget some much needed insight into how your parents might react. Even if they love and support you fully the initial news could illicit some upsetting behaviour.
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Post by: oyolar on January 10, 2012, 04:59:07 PM
This is going to be a bit awkward, but Slap is a decently open place...

How to come out to my parents... :-[

Do you live with your parents? If so, just bring a dude back to your place and make it so your parents walk in on you guys doing the deed, and just be like, "Ooops. I'm gay!"
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Post by: sleepypancakes on January 10, 2012, 05:45:47 PM
...sooo question, have you always been gay?
I figured out for myself my senior year in high school and knew for sure, but I had wondered. I of course did the whole trying with girls thing and even had girlfriends for long periods of time. I was never that into it and realized that I wasn't bi or anything and just felt right and normal and like myself with other men.

This is going to be a bit awkward, but Slap is a decently open place...

How to come out to my parents... :-[

Do you live with your parents? If so, just bring a dude back to your place and make it so your parents walk in on you guys doing the deed, and just be like, "Ooops. I'm gay!"
Hahahah this actually almost happened when they came to visit, their plane came in early and my boyfriend at the time was over sitting on the couch right after the uh, deed, and I was a bit shocked. But a movie was on so I played it off as a friend of mine.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Killyourdreams on January 10, 2012, 06:00:49 PM
Oh jeez..Well the good thing is they probably know, the bad news is you need to give
yourself an std test every month, and use binaca on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on January 10, 2012, 06:57:36 PM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on January 10, 2012, 08:27:19 PM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.

nothing is a bigger turn off than some dudes grunting
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on January 10, 2012, 08:36:04 PM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.

nothing is a bigger turn off than some dudes grunting
That doesn't bother me as much as seeing penises. I really hate seeing penises.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on January 11, 2012, 02:28:00 AM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.

nothing is a bigger turn off than some dudes grunting
That doesn't bother me as much as seeing penises. I really hate seeing penises.

then youre in the wrong place buddy
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on January 11, 2012, 02:34:12 AM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.

nothing is a bigger turn off than some dudes grunting
That doesn't bother me as much as seeing penises. I really hate seeing penises.

sleepypancakes should be able to help you to get over that problem.

best of luck to your coming out by the way, i hate the fact that sexuality is such a big thing in society. i am hetero, but i think it shouldnt bother anyone what kind of gender i love. and i think that most parents love their children no matter what kind of partner they choose. even if they maybe wont admit it at first.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Human Onion on January 11, 2012, 02:50:57 AM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might ? come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic. ? 

I was faced with same decision once and I decided to go for it. Five year later im still out and about in the world at large. Met a girl, she broke my heart. im a permenant resident of another country now. I have seen so many wonderfull things and met so many close friends. everything I own still fits in my backpack and yet I feel at home.

Do it, do it now and never look back.



Where are you from? Where do you live now? Where have you been? How do you make a living now? Tell me more please.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Killyourdreams on January 11, 2012, 07:36:11 AM
Your parents should always love you just the same, unless your from Texas.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joe Pesci on January 11, 2012, 09:28:11 AM
my parents have pretty much fucked me in terms of college... i never had any idea what area i would want a degree in, but theyve been forcing me to go to school and just take basic "core" classes for like the last 2-3 years (2-3 because i dropped some and re did them and am supposed to be finishing the last of the core classes this semester). thinking about it the last few days i really want to be a pharmacist... but after looking on some pharmacy school websites, it pretty much is telling me the classes you need to take before pharmacy school are almost nothing i have taken, and almost everything i have taken was pointless; including the classes i dropped, and now i only have 1 class left that i can drop.

with the financial situation that im in, and the locations where my parents live (divorced), i really dont have great options no matter how you look at it... so im wondering what the fuck im supposed to do now. just let this shit fuck me and say "oh well" and pretty much start over at school, getting into debt not living at home while still paying for classes with little to no educational background, and hope i can become a pharmacist? the "pharmacist plan" takes like 2 years of basic shit at any school, and then 4 years at pharmacy school, and thats if i dont fuck the classes up from failing or some shit... since i can only drop 1 more of them. theres a lot more that makes this a lot more complicated but i have no idea what to do....
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on January 11, 2012, 02:15:11 PM
Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might ?? come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic. ?? 

I was faced with same decision once and I decided to go for it. Five year later im still out and about in the world at large. Met a girl, she broke my heart. im a permenant resident of another country now. I have seen so many wonderfull things and met so many close friends. everything I own still fits in my backpack and yet I feel at home.

Do it, do it now and never look back.



Where are you from? Where do you live now? Where have you been? How do you make a living now? Tell me more please.

Well Im origionally from a small seaside tow in Scotland Called Ayr, I moved to Glasgow for university and a bit more space, traveled here and there around Europe on my summers and after graduation, Barca, munich, Paris, Copenhagen. And then started seeing a girl who was from Canada, and so decided to come out here for a bit and visit her.

First moved to a kinda liberal arty University town called Guelph, close enough to Toronto and the skate scene there, then moved to Ottawa where I live now. Applied and was granted residancy along the way, due to my girlfriend and my Job with the University. And yeah as of now I cant see myself leaving here. If anything ill move around the country and see as much as I can but yeah, i dunno I just found somewhere that fits me.

Hope this helps!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on January 11, 2012, 02:28:42 PM
about the porn thing... i never like watching a dude get himself off on a girls face or anything. its pretty much watching a dude beat off, which i also dont understand... i always felt the purpose of doing shit with girls was so you didnt have to actually do it yourself
I pretty much hate seeing dudes in porn period especially hardcore porn.

nothing is a bigger turn off than some dudes grunting
That doesn't bother me as much as seeing penises. I really hate seeing penises.

sleepypancakes should be able to help you to get over that problem.

best of luck to your coming out by the way, i hate the fact that sexuality is such a big thing in society. i am hetero, but i think it shouldnt bother anyone what kind of gender i love. and i think that most parents love their children no matter what kind of partner they choose. even if they maybe wont admit it at first.
;)
My family is from Ohio. But thankfully we aren't super conservative. I told my mom and she knew, my dad wasn't upset or anything. I have 3 brothers to carry on the "family name"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Human Onion on January 11, 2012, 02:41:02 PM
^ Good for you.

Pondering quitting my job and selling my tiny flat and go travelling for a couple of years. I wanna see America, South America, maybe Africa too. So tired of living in Norway. My life is going nowhere. Six months of winter sucks. It is not a very sensible thing to do. I might ?? come back all broke and with nothing to show for - that's very likely actually. But maybe I'll have the time of my life, and it it will all be worth it - coming back to nothing. There is so much adventure to be had. Maybe it will inspire me to write a book, a bestseller, no less. Ha! Maybe I'll meet the woman of my dreams. You never know?! I guess I'm a romantic. ??

I was faced with same decision once and I decided to go for it. Five year later im still out and about in the world at large. Met a girl, she broke my heart. im a permenant resident of another country now. I have seen so many wonderfull things and met so many close friends. everything I own still fits in my backpack and yet I feel at home.

Do it, do it now and never look back.



Where are you from? Where do you live now? Where have you been? How do you make a living now? Tell me more please.

Well Im origionally from a small seaside tow in Scotland Called Ayr, I moved to Glasgow for university and a bit more space, traveled here and there around Europe on my summers and after graduation, Barca, munich, Paris, Copenhagen. And then started seeing a girl who was from Canada, and so decided to come out here for a bit and visit her.

First moved to a kinda liberal arty University town called Guelph, close enough to Toronto and the skate scene there, then moved to Ottawa where I live now. Applied and was granted residancy along the way, due to my girlfriend and my Job with the University. And yeah as of now I cant see myself leaving here. If anything ill move around the country and see as much as I can but yeah, i dunno I just found somewhere that fits me.

Hope this helps!

Yes, thanks!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on January 11, 2012, 03:13:16 PM
congrats sleepypancakes. btw is 'sleepypancakes' some sort of homosexual sex position?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on January 11, 2012, 06:14:04 PM
congrats sleepypancakes. btw is 'sleepypancakes' some sort of homosexual sex position?
hahaha no. i should get on that though. its actually an inside joke from when I was in high school. I used to smoke copious amounts of weed at one time and pull like all nighters and shit. But one time me and some friends did that and i passed out onto a pile of pancakes at ihop the next day syrup and all.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Killyourdreams on January 11, 2012, 06:45:06 PM
So you find that kid with no shirt doing an indy way hotter then those girls in your signature huh? The reason you put it up is because
you can see his firm abs huh? or no?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on January 12, 2012, 12:34:54 PM
How old are you sleepypancakes? i'm gonna have to do that soon as well, should be interesting.

pondering whether to do a free half gram of speed tomorrow, or whether to spend twenty pounds on half a gram of mdma instead, oh, sigh, third world problems...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on January 12, 2012, 12:38:40 PM
Well speed is pretty shit, and here in England it's generally terrible quality. Mandy is so much more fun but a half g isn't much and the speed is free. Hmm... what's the occasion?

Also amphetamines can temporarily give you the symptoms of schizophrenia, been revising for my psychology exam about it today haha.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice weather on January 12, 2012, 12:40:38 PM
people and their third world problems!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on January 12, 2012, 12:57:43 PM
oh yeah, I know speeds shitty, last time i did it i didnt sleep that night... but free is free and god i love me some frugality, hmmmm
+ a hessle audio night at fabric
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on January 12, 2012, 01:15:15 PM
people and their third world problems!

ha!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DMH on January 12, 2012, 01:28:03 PM
Pondered whether or not imperialism would have been such an issue if the continents were all still connected to one another.

Is Chevy Chase really crazy and out of touch or just putting us all on?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on January 12, 2012, 01:30:11 PM
Well speed is pretty shit, and here in England it's generally terrible quality. Mandy is so much more fun but a half g isn't much and the speed is free. Hmm... what's the occasion?

Also amphetamines can temporarily give you the symptoms of schizophrenia, been revising for my psychology exam about it today haha.

really? most beans over here only have a tenth of a gram of mali in them
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on January 12, 2012, 01:33:22 PM
oh yeah, I know speeds shitty, last time i did it i didnt sleep that night... but free is free and god i love me some frugality, hmmmm
+ a hessle audio night at fabric

haha you generally don't sleep on uppers that's the point. I'm going fabric next month on the 17th for dubpolice, solu:tion and some others for a mates 18th. Dubpolice should be good.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on January 12, 2012, 01:36:38 PM
Well speed is pretty shit, and here in England it's generally terrible quality. Mandy is so much more fun but a half g isn't much and the speed is free. Hmm... what's the occasion?

Also amphetamines can temporarily give you the symptoms of schizophrenia, been revising for my psychology exam about it today haha.

really? most beans over here only have a tenth of a gram of mali in them

Are beans pills? Haha don't use the same slang. How would you know how much md is in a pill? I've only done md 4 times and the third time I did it I bombed a on the gram gram in three wraps that was supposedly pretty pure, I was fucked but I did .75 the next time a month later and was fairly chilling. When i've done smaller doses like .25 i've always ended up mixing with alcohol and cannabis out of stupidity and going a bit mad
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on January 12, 2012, 01:54:04 PM
oh yeah, I know speeds shitty, last time i did it i didnt sleep that night... but free is free and god i love me some frugality, hmmmm
+ a hessle audio night at fabric

haha you generally don't sleep on uppers that's the point. I'm going fabric next month on the 17th for dubpolice, solu:tion and some others for a mates 18th. Dubpolice should be good.

woops, I meant like the next night. That's cool dude, i dont really get along with dubstep/dnb, but i'm sure you'll have fun, its a good time there!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on January 12, 2012, 02:04:06 PM
What are you in to? I like most stuff, love a bit of oldschool jungle. Only turned 18 a few montsh ago and haven't got round to fabric yet so i'm pretty excited. Going cable, electric, brixton acandemy (for bass culture live) aswell that month, going to be dead. Yeah anyway have fun with whatever you choose
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on January 12, 2012, 02:56:55 PM
So you find that kid with no shirt doing an indy way hotter then those girls in your signature huh? The reason you put it up is because
you can see his firm abs huh? or no?
Raven Tershy doing a properly tucked frontside air is always sick. I don't find him attractive though. Just thought it was funny. I used to have patrick melcher noseblunting an orange.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on January 12, 2012, 03:53:36 PM
Whats a couch for?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on January 12, 2012, 04:04:52 PM
How old are you sleepypancakes? i'm gonna have to do that soon as well, should be interesting.



Well, this is some pretty solid advice from a very wise man:

Do you live with your parents? If so, just bring a dude back to your place and make it so your parents walk in on you guys doing the deed, and just be like, "Ooops. I'm gay!"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Human Onion on January 12, 2012, 04:21:29 PM
You know you're a grown up when you start quoting yourself  :) " Like I always say......."
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on January 15, 2012, 04:44:17 PM
I am really wondering if I am making the right career decisions. Politically, I am pretty radical so I need to do something that allows me to sleep at night. At the same time, I want a family one day and I hear kids are expensive! I graduated from school a year ago and am 26 now. I work in a furniture store and intern at a non-profit twice a week. I am looking for work in the non-profit world (pretty tough right now!) and once I get a job am thinking of applying to grad school at Berkeley (where I live and went to undergrad) for their MBA in non-profit management. I need to have about 5 years of work experience to be a solid candidate there so I will be pretty old by the time that happens. At the end of that I am wondering if I will make enough money to support a family? I know if I work in fundraising I can make decent money. On the other hand there are lots of semi-righteous things I can be doing (that involve more money) and grad schools I can get into right now. I could do some sort of socially beneficial law or get a regular MBA and work in green retro-fitting. I don't know... Pondering life decisions.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: steve on January 15, 2012, 10:47:07 PM
I am really wondering if I am making the right career decisions. Politically, I am pretty radical so I need to do something that allows me to sleep at night. At the same time, I want a family one day and I hear kids are expensive! I graduated from school a year ago and am 26 now. I work in a furniture store and intern at a non-profit twice a week. I am looking for work in the non-profit world (pretty tough right now!) and once I get a job am thinking of applying to grad school at Berkeley (where I live and went to undergrad) for their MBA in non-profit management. I need to have about 5 years of work experience to be a solid candidate there so I will be pretty old by the time that happens. At the end of that I am wondering if I will make enough money to support a family? I know if I work in fundraising I can make decent money. On the other hand there are lots of semi-righteous things I can be doing (that involve more money) and grad schools I can get into right now. I could do some sort of socially beneficial law or get a regular MBA and work in green retro-fitting. I don't know... Pondering life decisions.

go teach english in an underdeveloped nation. was just in cambodia and the khmer people are very grateful for any help. it's socially constructive and proactive and would be an adventure. all you need is a BA or BS to teach basic English at a University. Wouldn't necessarily be a forever/career gig, it might open doors though. If nothing else it would be a great experience and afford you time to make decisions.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Truancy on January 16, 2012, 06:54:31 PM
Whats a couch for?

paging EricLogan...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oneshovel on January 16, 2012, 07:14:45 PM
I live in a small 2bdr apt with my friend.  He started seeing this girl, and she's been staying over basically every night.  Now I don't want to be an asshole, but I do not intend to live in this cramped space with a couple.  I've mentioned this to him already and she keeps coming every day.  What do I do next?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cthulhu! on January 16, 2012, 07:47:25 PM
Kill her
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DMH on January 16, 2012, 08:06:19 PM
Kill your roommate. Floor space for your belongings increases two-fold.


Why is being alive so dumb and hard sometimes? I always feel like I'm managing everybody else's feelings on top of my own.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on January 16, 2012, 08:12:28 PM
Bang her
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on January 16, 2012, 08:49:42 PM
Bang her him

?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: crackrazor on January 16, 2012, 09:08:09 PM
Is it sketchy to meet girls online?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on January 16, 2012, 09:53:09 PM
Is it sketchy to meet girls online?
Yes and no. I was close to meeting 2 girls, both fuckin bailed. Ask them for proof, like a picture. Meet up in a public place.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: myrrh on January 18, 2012, 11:20:19 AM
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jeremyrandall on January 18, 2012, 11:38:25 AM
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

It is technically grammatically inaccurate to use "of" instead of "have" but it is a very common thing over here.  Most people, when pronoucing have in that phrase, leave out the 'h' sound, resulting in "should 'ave" or "should've."  I'm sure you can see how quickly that can turn into "should of."  I think the majority of people would still write have, but I guess not everyone.

Seriously though, English must be confusing as fuck to learn as a second language.  We don't follow any of our own rules.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bakedRice on January 18, 2012, 01:44:51 PM
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

It is technically grammatically inaccurate to use "of" instead of "have" but it is a very common thing over here.  Most people, when pronoucing have in that phrase, leave out the 'h' sound, resulting in "should 'ave" or "should've."  I'm sure you can see how quickly that can turn into "should of."  I think the majority of people would still write have, but I guess not everyone.

Seriously though, English must be confusing as fuck to learn as a second language.  We don't follow any of our own rules.

i also hate how if youve never seen a word theres a chance its pronounced all wonky because of its origin words. really wish english would have some accents or something to stress the pronounciation, at least with french or german you know which letter or syllable your supposed to emphasize.

i just started an online philosophy course (last liberal yay) and i find this shit so fascinating, constantly pondering epistemology (what the course is on, the study of knowledge) like what is it, how do we know it, and why do we think its this way, etc... pretty trippy when you apply it to regular life and definitely increases your skepticism towards the world. like there was a thing about basing knowledge on false assumptions, and it turning out to be right even though your reasoning was wrong.

his example was the bulb had burned out in the kitchen, he assumed it was blown bulb, but actually the fuse has blown, but once turned back on, he actually did have to put the new bulb in.
this reminds me so much of skating, like in doing a trick, say kickflip, you assume your ability to pop and flick based on previous experiences will lead you to landing this one, but you fuck the pop up, mob the flick or something, and land on it all janky, your knowledge of landing was wrong but you got lucky and was still right in the end.

i dunno, this shit is fun to think about when im all ripped at night and i like how it would be something i would look up on the internet anyways but its part of a course and the marks make me actually try to thoroughly understand it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on January 19, 2012, 12:10:13 PM
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jeremyrandall on January 19, 2012, 12:28:14 PM
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.  I thought that was fairly obvious.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chockfullofthat on January 19, 2012, 12:56:07 PM
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.?  I thought that was fairly obvious.

Haha with that logic there would be no difference between a handy and a blowy  ::)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on January 19, 2012, 05:00:03 PM
or a rim job
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oneshovel on January 28, 2012, 04:54:18 PM
What is the deal with no music videos being on youtube!  I'm tryin to listen to some shit that was played 80 times a day on much music and the radio 10 years ago, for free, and now I can't see it?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Money Black on January 29, 2012, 05:36:27 AM
Something I have pondered for quite some time now : Why do people on here use OF instead of HAVE??
"I should of done it" etc.

Is there something Im missing? English not being my mother tongue and all.

 it comes from 'should've' , people don't realise or are confused and say 'should of' instead and than i guess they get so used to saying it they type it aswell. who cares though
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: heckler on January 29, 2012, 08:32:34 PM
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on February 06, 2012, 03:18:32 AM
Why is a blowjob called a blowjob ? while there could be some blowing going on , its more of a sucking and licking thing no ?

Because you 'blow' your load when the 'job' is done.?  I thought that was fairly obvious.

Haha with that logic there would be no difference between a handy and a blowy  ::)
Blow job is a bastardization of it's previous name a "below job". Don't know where I heard that but I do remember learning this at some point.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 06, 2012, 04:31:39 AM
remember in high school when you used to hear about those chicks who gave someone head for the first time and would just blow air onto their dick? that shit was hilarious.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 06, 2012, 05:34:03 AM
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
fitting to

im fittin tuh go to sleep


im finna go sleep
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on February 13, 2012, 10:35:52 PM
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on February 13, 2012, 11:52:43 PM
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.

as in like...freebasing coke?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on February 13, 2012, 11:55:55 PM
Do you ever make a post and think to yourself "yep, can't run for city council anymore" or be any sort of public figure, or leader? Then again Robert Byrd was in the KKK, Obama freebased, etc, ect.

as in like...freebasing coke?
Yep.
Edit: Did I imagine that? I swear I heard that multiple times. I can't find an article.
Nevermind, he snorted coke.
http://www.obamapedia.org/page/Barack+Obama's+Drug+Use (http://www.obamapedia.org/page/Barack+Obama's+Drug+Use)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David on February 18, 2012, 03:26:29 AM
why aren't there any public boarding schools?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Money Black on February 18, 2012, 05:06:59 AM
why aren't there any public boarding schools?

illuminati
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David on February 18, 2012, 10:12:33 AM
Never mind. Turns out there are. And I'm a lazy bastard.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1887875,00.html (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1887875,00.html)

http://www.boarding-school-directory.com/boarding-school-types/public-residential/ (http://www.boarding-school-directory.com/boarding-school-types/public-residential/)

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on February 20, 2012, 12:41:39 AM
As a white guy, what am I allowed to call this song?

Jay-z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris [ Video] - Watch The Throne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLBas2lOlQ&#ws)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pappalardospizza on February 20, 2012, 02:50:02 PM
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on February 20, 2012, 03:13:12 PM
I'm seeing this girl who has celiac's disease. Not sure where I can take her to get lunch. I've looked into which foods are safe but it is a very narrow list..

Maybe ask her if she has a favorite restaurant that works with her diet? That way, at least you'll come across as concerned and thinking about her and it'll buy you some time to find out some more info on what she can/can't eat.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on February 20, 2012, 03:18:48 PM
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jack Klompis on February 20, 2012, 03:39:56 PM
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: kenspliffeyjr on February 20, 2012, 04:03:21 PM
When did "finna" become so popular, and why do people say it when they're speaking? I always thought it was just a mistyping of "gonna".
fitting to

im fittin tuh go to sleep


im finna go sleep

Always thought it was I'm fixing to do whatever
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: eranka on February 20, 2012, 04:11:14 PM
I used to work at a cafe that catered to gluten free folks. I don't know where abouts in the world you are, but your best bet will be looking for health food places. Any places that offers vegan, raw, or health food should be able to provide a gluten free option. Also, while looking at gluten free diet wiki, I found this. "Most products manufactured for Passover are gluten free." So maybe harness your inner jew.
Problem is that most product made for passover taste like cardboard, if you want to keep her go with the health food advice!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Money Black on February 20, 2012, 06:34:00 PM
has anyone on here ever sat down to take a dump, and go to pee not realizing there dick was resting on the front of the toilet seat and pissed all over the toilet, floor, and their pants??

done this many a times, can be very frustrating
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on February 20, 2012, 06:53:39 PM
As a white guy, what am I allowed to call this song?

Jay-z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris [ Video] - Watch The Throne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLBas2lOlQ&#ws)
Brothas in Paris.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on February 20, 2012, 09:29:07 PM
homeboys in outer space
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Nosferatu on February 21, 2012, 12:32:10 AM
African American males making love to Ms. Hilton.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on February 21, 2012, 01:19:52 PM
With the threads currently being dominated by hate for all of the shitty new posters, there has been a lack of traditional hate that I had grown accustomed to.

When was the last time someone bitched about Chaz Ortiz, or any of the other standards?  It's been weeks.  Is this good or bad? 

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Useful Idiot on February 21, 2012, 01:23:56 PM
Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on February 21, 2012, 03:19:47 PM
Been wondering how long before the media decides to shit all over that Lin dude.
2 shitty games and its over
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: myrrh on February 28, 2012, 01:13:42 PM
Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Wall of Nausea on February 28, 2012, 04:01:09 PM
Why can't the movie "Scanners" be real?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on February 28, 2012, 04:11:22 PM
(http://t.qkme.me/35clvo.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: FART BOY on February 28, 2012, 11:40:38 PM
How do people still watch the news seriously? I guess Alec Baldwin being in the headlines all day for getting kicked off a plane could be news to some people.. or most.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on February 29, 2012, 05:55:05 PM
Fits in other threads, but it nearly happened to me today and subsequently thought about it a lot.

Sitting at a traffic light waiting to turn left, with individual turning lanes. People going the opposite direction are also waiting to turn left, so you can't see far into oncoming traffic and don't know if you can safely turn. You begin to turn when a group of bikers start riding across the street lacksadaisically, so you have to stop halfway through your turn. The gap to turn was small anyways and now a large truck is barreling towards you as you sit in the oncoming traffic lane, but the bikers are still in your way. Do you wait and get hit, accelerate and hit the bikers(as slowly as you can, or fast if ur a dick), or quickly reverse and crash into the car behind you? -hope that made sense.  I hit the bikers by the way.RIP lil dudes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Fruitpunch on February 29, 2012, 06:29:32 PM
This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on February 29, 2012, 06:39:38 PM
This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)


Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Fruitpunch on February 29, 2012, 06:42:05 PM
Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joe Pesci on March 14, 2012, 10:00:06 AM
if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on March 14, 2012, 12:44:08 PM
if you go to a gas station and give them more than enough money to fill up your gas tank in cash, can you go back inside and get the rest back? legit question

Yeah, you can.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on March 14, 2012, 03:55:26 PM
Is something going down in 2012?

Are the Illuminati eventually going to take over?

what happened to tupac?

Who saw a chicken lay and egg and had the thought to eat it?
Evolution. Our genetic ancestors were most likely omnivores as well, and probably scavenged to survive throughout history, which probably meant some somewhere down the line bit into one.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: gutterhead. on March 18, 2012, 04:14:27 AM
girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 18, 2012, 03:42:16 PM
1) cosmo
2) yes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on March 18, 2012, 11:19:05 PM
girlfriend tried to arouse me through the buttocks whilst performing fellatio on me....
1)where did she get this idea? (because it certainly wasn't from me) &
2)am i down for that?

This is vauge, but im going to assume you mean "between".

And try anything at least once.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oneshovel on March 28, 2012, 03:19:39 PM
Why do city bus drivers have to wear cargo pants?  You'd think 5 pockets is enough for a wallet and pair of driving gloves.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: myrrh on April 01, 2012, 11:21:47 AM
Does there exist obese horses? If so I want to see it.

edit :
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QuE8Mvv5kxY/TwC-3ftO6PI/AAAAAAAAA-E/crH6mcF5DdA/s1600/fat_horse.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 01, 2012, 11:57:44 AM
Cannibal Corpse.
Do they mean the corpse of a cannibal or the corpse of someone eaten/killed by a cannibal?

I think its a corpse which/who eats either humans or other corpses. Jim Carrey would probably give a better answer, though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on April 01, 2012, 04:32:43 PM
This might sound weird but, we only use part of our brain. Why is the useless part their. so their has to be a way to access it. (im kind of a science nerd)


Evidently not much of one. That's an urban legend.
At least there was no claim to being a grammar nerd.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on April 02, 2012, 06:00:35 PM
Is someone going to bring donuts to work tomorrow?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: frisco on April 02, 2012, 06:07:27 PM
Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MaryhillVibe on April 02, 2012, 06:19:54 PM
^I often ponder who the girl in your sig is and how I can meet her and touch her soft parts.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on April 03, 2012, 03:19:29 PM
Can you file your taxes after the year has passed? As in doing 2010 now? What is the cost/penalty?

i think you can for up to 5 previous years in Canada. do not cite me as your only source though, i could be way off
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on April 03, 2012, 03:39:33 PM
Why do I keep watching The King Of Queens if it never makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on April 04, 2012, 04:13:33 PM
Why does Neil Blender get so little recognition for Alien Workshop? How come they don't bring him back and pay him a decent salary to do graphics? Sneak in a board or 8 a season?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 04, 2012, 07:46:52 PM
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.J.K. on April 04, 2012, 07:51:21 PM
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100828054703/uncyclopedia/images/b/b5/Exploding-head.gif)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on April 04, 2012, 10:01:32 PM
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor)

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pike St on April 04, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Cantor)

He called them "transfinite." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number)

Infinity is such a good discussion. I've read some stuff on sacred geometry and it's pretty interesting. It tripped me out, how you can start by drawing an

X

Then put a square or rectangle around it and you've got a hallway going forever.

(http://www.bitcurrent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/infinite-hallway5.jpg)

See the X ? Crazy...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on April 05, 2012, 01:11:45 AM
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: luc on April 05, 2012, 01:27:16 AM
infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on April 05, 2012, 02:15:20 AM
what actually happned to COTG
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on April 05, 2012, 03:06:19 AM
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Haha I do the exact same thing and do picture you as that guy. I remember when Fink (just remembered this one as his post is above me) changed his avatar from the Pope and it really fucked with me as I pictured him as the pope sitting there typing away
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on April 05, 2012, 09:00:32 AM
i picture you as that guy as well
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on April 05, 2012, 09:05:03 AM
infinity is infinity. there are exactly as many nanoseconds as there are centuries in infinity

No.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: drunk on April 05, 2012, 08:42:39 PM
where am i
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ivegotlevitation on April 05, 2012, 09:00:49 PM
Anybody else think of a poster as being his avatar or sig? When I see 5inchdick post I can't help but picture him as a guy with a weird self-image and bad tattoo. Does that mean there is anyone out there that imagines me to be a dude with glasses and a bow tie?

Always.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on April 05, 2012, 09:05:25 PM
what actually happned to COTG

Dude actually had to get a job , which led to him cutting down on skating , which led to him losing all hopes and dreams of turning pro .

The shame of this from all the shit talking he did on Pros , Ams and the rest of us who work more then skate led to a shame spiral that has kept him off slap for the past time
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on April 05, 2012, 10:16:14 PM
Does Heath Kirchart laugh out loud when he is watching comedies by himself?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Grubby Mits on April 06, 2012, 02:30:24 AM
i picture you as that guy as well

TEMPZ - Next Hype official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4#ws)

Whats good tempz
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 06, 2012, 03:23:10 AM
fucking infinity.

ight so, take the set of integers: -infinity... -2, -1, 0, 1, 2... infinity

right? how many integers are there? an infinite amount, yes good, you're with me.

now, how many real numbers are there between 0 and 1? well there's infinitely many real numbers between 0 and 1. any number you can conceive of between 0 and 1 can be divided by 10 and it's smaller, this goes on infinitely.

so, if there are infinitely many integers, and there are infinitely many real numbers between any two integers that aren't the same number, that means that although there are an infinite amount of integers, and there are an infinite amount of real numbers, but there are obviously more real numbers than integers, though they both go on to infinity in both directions.

basically, some infinities are bigger than others

I find this interesting since I had a conversation related to infinity with this friend of mine. Let's say you have an hotel with infinite rooms, occupied by infinite guests; the question is, what do you do if a new guest arrives? (which is infinity +1)

I mean, we gave some answers to the thing, but nothing serious, of course. I'm just curious to see how you guys solve it.

alsothegame.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 06, 2012, 03:36:37 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 06, 2012, 03:58:24 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel)

Damn! that's fast! glad to see we solved it the same way as Hilbert without knowing about him! we soon got to the point that we didnt have to infinite+x but to x+infinite, even if x=infinite.

Anyways I cant help but thinking about this whenever I remember the Hotel paradox:

The 12 Tasks Of Asterix The Place That Sends You Mad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-HNYCJQ1U#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 06, 2012, 07:19:53 AM
how fast am i moving right now?

i'm stationary, in a chair... but the earth is rotating

but the earth is moving around the sun

but the sun is also moving around the galaxy

but the galaxy is moving round the center of a cluster of galaxies

but that cluster is moving around an even bigger cluster of clusters

and that entire cluster of clusters is moving around... something? maybe

i haven't slept in like 36 hours so maybe i'm just high on fatigue


edit: aww sheeyyiittt

(http://i.imgur.com/yHkyq.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 06, 2012, 07:24:54 AM
DUDES, just had a crazy thought.

let's say you got a fuckin time machine that functions perfectly, it moves you forward or backward in time however far you want. let's say i went a year into the future, wouldn't the time machine stay in place? meaning, when i skipped a year forward, the earth/sun/everything that exists would be in a different position than it is now relative to where it was when i started my time travel.

so a time travel machine HAS to also teleport you in space to a very specific point in the universe if you want to end up on land and not in the vacuum.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ScreamingHand on April 06, 2012, 07:27:48 AM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on April 06, 2012, 08:42:08 AM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
If this happens I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a crash test rating wouldn't mean shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on April 06, 2012, 10:10:44 AM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
If this happens I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a crash test rating wouldn't mean shit.

why are ppl randomly video taping their car rides
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shmeatus on April 06, 2012, 10:50:20 AM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
If this happens I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a crash test rating wouldn't mean shit.

why are ppl randomly video taping their car rides
it's a dashboard cam probably, people use em to protect themselves from insurance fraud
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Stoeipoes on April 06, 2012, 12:10:51 PM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
If this happens I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a crash test rating wouldn't mean shit.

why are ppl randomly video taping their car rides
it's a dashboard cam probably, people use em to protect themselves from insurance fraud

I don't wanna clean up that mess. Holy shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 06, 2012, 01:20:07 PM
DUDES, just had a crazy thought.

let's say you got a fuckin time machine that functions perfectly, it moves you forward or backward in time however far you want. let's say i went a year into the future, wouldn't the time machine stay in place? meaning, when i skipped a year forward, the earth/sun/everything that exists would be in a different position than it is now relative to where it was when i started my time travel.

so a time travel machine HAS to also teleport you in space to a very specific point in the universe if you want to end up on land and not in the vacuum.

if you can bend time at will I guess changing your physical position is no biggie, but yeah, something to think about when creating one of those

wonder instead why is Indy making trucks with those orange non-conical bushings that turn way less (tried ones today at the park)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ivegotlevitation on April 06, 2012, 02:42:27 PM
What the fuck am I supposed to do in this ghost town called Tucumcari, New Mexico for the rest of the day?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: floop on April 12, 2012, 12:24:50 AM
What the fuck am I supposed to do in this ghost town called Tucumcari, New Mexico for the rest of the day?

you can find some fucking good food in New Mexico
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: mattofallmatts on April 12, 2012, 12:53:33 AM
what the crash-test saftey rating was on this vehicle 

http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/ (http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/)
If this happens I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a crash test rating wouldn't mean shit.

why are ppl randomly video taping their car rides
it's a dashboard cam probably, people use em to protect themselves from insurance fraud

I don't wanna clean up that mess. Holy shit.

Ahhh fuck dude that for reals just bummed me out.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 12, 2012, 01:05:37 AM
http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html (http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html)

take the time to read it, takes all of 7 minutes.

then read

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil#2045:_The_Singularity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil#2045:_The_Singularity)

and then ponder what will happen first; this ^... or we cause our own extinction.
i'm on the pessimistic side of that question, but i'd be psyched to be wrong
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Nosferatu on April 12, 2012, 04:17:50 AM
It seems that many pro skateboarders become professional/serious amateur photographers(jerry hsu, ed templeton, greg hunt,raymond molinar, ben gore, peabody etc. This makes sense considering the artistic leanings of skateboarding in general along with the free time and travel time that comes with professional skateboarding.

It would be cool to see a professional athlete in another sport become a photographer. They are on much tighter schedules and seem less likely to want to expose their private lives but it would be awesome. Think of someone on kobe bryants level taking artistic nudes of his wife and photographing all of the crazy extravagant party shit and excess he sees. This goes for any celebrity I guess.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KoRnholio8 on April 12, 2012, 05:40:09 AM
It seems that many pro skateboarders become professional/serious amateur photographers(jerry hsu, ed templeton, greg hunt,raymond molinar, ben gore, peabody etc. This makes sense considering the artistic leanings of skateboarding in general along with the free time and travel time that comes with professional skateboarding.

It would be cool to see a professional athlete in another sport become a photographer. They are on much tighter schedules and seem less likely to want to expose their private lives but it would be awesome. Think of someone on kobe bryants level taking artistic nudes of his wife and photographing all of the crazy extravagant party shit and excess he sees. This goes for any celebrity I guess.

It would probably never escalate past the point of instagraming every little boring detail in their lives - professional athletes seem brainless to me - they had to sacrifice every single second of their lives for training, which doesn't really help evolving you mental abilities or artistic inclination in case you have them.

also, other sports make for crappy photography content. who cares about runners in various stages of straining their every muscle on the track?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Nosferatu on April 12, 2012, 09:56:58 AM
I know. Skateboarders must be a higher percentage of more interesting/artistic people but I'm sure there are just as cool of people out there in the other sports. The reason their lives seem so boring is because we never get access to the real deal. It also has to do with big money endorsements and team contracts not wanting any sort of "edgy" things out there. I'm sure people are out there snapping digicam shots that are very interesting that we will never see.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: floop on April 12, 2012, 04:15:16 PM
i'd be interested in a photography blog documenting the dark underbelly of professional bowling, by this guy

PETE WEBER GOD DAMMIT I DID IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8#ws)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on April 12, 2012, 05:33:18 PM
Tyranny ...

http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/analysis-of-the-occult-symbols-found-on-the-bank-of-america-murals/ (http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/analysis-of-the-occult-symbols-found-on-the-bank-of-america-murals/)

http://vigilantcitizen.com/pics-of-the-month/symbolic-pics-of-the-month-0412/ (http://vigilantcitizen.com/pics-of-the-month/symbolic-pics-of-the-month-0412/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on April 12, 2012, 06:29:43 PM
We've already got DSD to take care of our conspiracy crap.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: FART BOY on April 12, 2012, 06:52:25 PM
Tyranny ...

http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/analysis-of-the-occult-symbols-found-on-the-bank-of-america-murals/ (http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/analysis-of-the-occult-symbols-found-on-the-bank-of-america-murals/)

http://vigilantcitizen.com/pics-of-the-month/symbolic-pics-of-the-month-0412/ (http://vigilantcitizen.com/pics-of-the-month/symbolic-pics-of-the-month-0412/)

Oh shit I forgot all about those murals. I remember looking at them when I first moved to Charlotte, they were some pretty interesting stuff. I could never seem to figure out the meaning of them but when I head up there tomorrow I'm gonna check them out.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: luc on April 12, 2012, 07:03:05 PM
isnt everything one of a kind? and isnt every moment once in a lifetime?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on April 13, 2012, 06:32:33 AM
@oyolar: no need to be upset, nobody forces you to read it... it's just what I pondered yesterday.

Oh shit I forgot all about those murals. I remember looking at them when I first moved to Charlotte, they were some pretty interesting stuff. I could never seem to figure out the meaning of them but when I head up there tomorrow I'm gonna check them out.
I hope you'll enjoy this "fine art" of freemasonry :/
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: FART BOY on April 13, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
@oyolar: no need to be upset, nobody forces you to read it... it's just what I pondered yesterday.

Oh shit I forgot all about those murals. I remember looking at them when I first moved to Charlotte, they were some pretty interesting stuff. I could never seem to figure out the meaning of them but when I head up there tomorrow I'm gonna check them out.
I hope you'll enjoy this "fine art" of freemasonry :/

Well since we're on the topic of fine art, check out Denver International. If you haven't already

http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/ (http://vigilantcitizen.com/sinistersites/sinister-sites-the-denver-international-airport/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: rfox on April 13, 2012, 06:59:38 PM
Everyday on my way home from work I bomb the same hill. Is it inevitable that at some point I will fall?  Did I just jinx myself by typing this?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on April 13, 2012, 07:07:02 PM
What happens when one conjoined twin commits a serious crime, like murder, but the other twin didn't want to commit the crime and was unable to stop the crime. Would they both go to jail?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on April 14, 2012, 08:48:29 PM
Totally different but that reminds me of a story from Malaysia. Drug traffickers get the death penalty there. This woman was caught on camera exchanging a lot of cocaine with someone who was later caught. The person who was caught didn't know the woman's name. Turns out that woman had a twin sister and both of them confessed to the crime. Neither would admit to being the innocent party in court so rather than receiving the death penalty they both got life in prison.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 15, 2012, 02:25:36 AM
will Luker Lou make an Altamont's Bob-like apology video for his fans?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GISM on April 18, 2012, 06:55:53 PM
Flatspots on masonite. Wut
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on April 20, 2012, 03:08:43 PM
So I havent read the books but Ive seen like maybe the first 5 harry potter movies . Just thinking are the wizzards and witches just really shit in that world ?

I mean in other worlds wizzards can manipulate elements , turn into animals , conjure shit and so on to fight eachother and not die . Not limited to if they have a wand or not .

Like at the world cup of that game they play , 10 or so death eaters attack about 20 thousand wizzards and witches . And nobody seems to do shit but run away and hide ?

I mean even the shittiest wizzard or witch would know some deffencive spell and so on ?  its like attacking a martial arts convention with 20 k martial artists there , with 10 ppl only using martial arts and getting away with it .

Even the battles betwen witches and wizzards are really fucking lame with pretty much only 1 "shooting " spell .  What about potions as bombs or poisons , transforming into a fucking tiger and mawling the shit out of somebody. Or shooting lightning out of your hands

And since its set in the modern times , why not fucking use guns more this would have solved alot of problems


Anyways ... Im drunk ... 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pippen on April 20, 2012, 04:39:12 PM
So I havent read the books but Ive seen like maybe the first 5 harry potter movies . Just thinking are the wizzards and witches just really shit in that world ?

I mean in other worlds wizzards can manipulate elements , turn into animals , conjure shit and so on to fight eachother and not die . Not limited to if they have a wand or not .

Like at the world cup of that game they play , 10 or so death eaters attack about 20 thousand wizzards and witches . And nobody seems to do shit but run away and hide ?

I mean even the shittiest wizzard or witch would know some deffencive spell and so on ?  its like attacking a martial arts convention with 20 k martial artists there , with 10 ppl only using martial arts and getting away with it .

Even the battles betwen witches and wizzards are really fucking lame with pretty much only 1 "shooting " spell .  What about potions as bombs or poisons , transforming into a fucking tiger and mawling the shit out of somebody. Or shooting lightning out of your hands

And since its set in the modern times , why not fucking use guns more this would have solved alot of problems


Anyways ... Im drunk ... 

I always thought bringing guns into harry potter would make things a bit more interesting
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on April 22, 2012, 08:50:00 PM
Flatspots on masonite. Wut
Seriously, masonite is soft but it is so easy to get flat spots on a mini-ramp. Boggles the mind.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: filter on April 22, 2012, 08:58:54 PM
yeah, the harry potter world makes no sense to the point where i dont find it interesting. like practical real world applications to becoming a wizard. do they get jobs after graduating?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on April 23, 2012, 01:52:06 AM
yeah, the harry potter world makes no sense to the point where i dont find it interesting. like practical real world applications to becoming a wizard. do they get jobs after graduating?

http://www.cracked.com/article_19667_6-horrifying-implications-harry-potter-universe.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_19667_6-horrifying-implications-harry-potter-universe.html)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: rudetude on May 01, 2012, 10:57:45 PM
http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html (http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html)

take the time to read it, takes all of 7 minutes.

then read

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil#2045:_The_Singularity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_made_by_Ray_Kurzweil#2045:_The_Singularity)

and then ponder what will happen first; this ^... or we cause our own extinction.
i'm on the pessimistic side of that question, but i'd be psyched to be wrong


Tough spot to be in, thinking about it ma k e  s  me    a     l       lllllll     disjointed...

Fortunately humans are like a living breathing computer that can conceive a thought and turn it into an action.


If you are interested in imagination, free energy and hope for human this is a place to start, I sure tripped out on it


[parts 1, 2, 3 are linked]

http://www.whale.to/b/magneto_thermodynamics1.html (http://www.whale.to/b/magneto_thermodynamics1.html)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: rudetude on May 01, 2012, 11:46:42 PM
DUDES, just had a crazy thought.

let's say you got a fuckin time machine that functions perfectly, it moves you forward or backward in time however far you want. let's say i went a year into the future, wouldn't the time machine stay in place? meaning, when i skipped a year forward, the earth/sun/everything that exists would be in a different position than it is now relative to where it was when i started my time travel.

so a time travel machine HAS to also teleport you in space to a very specific point in the universe if you want to end up on land and not in the vacuum.


Good point, if the Delorean doesn't include itself in the travelling how could one get back to one's original time. Truly, how could one travel from moment (now) to moment (n) if ones time machine couldn't move from moment (now) to moment (n)? If we view time (the fourth dimension) as a point, we can view it as a value, or a function that can be resolved as a value. If we examine that function through a value (x) we can interpret it as a place within that function, if we examine the same function through a different value (y) we can interpret the function at a different point. We can then ask, does this function exist at both value x and value y? If we view time (the fourth dimension) as a function that changes when x (the value we choose to interpret it by) changes, we see that the function exists as it is at each value we choose to evaluate it by [x, y, z]. The function exists AS IT IS in all of these states, these states change as we move through the function (the function x squared exists at x=3 as 8, and at x= 5 as 25). We can view time travel in the same way, as a function. Our perception of the universe changes as we move from 2009 to 2012 (in the same way we evaluate x squared for different values of x) but the but the universe as it exists in 2009 does not change when we evaluate it, even if we have traveled from another time (value of x).


Please object where you differ.


Long live skateboarding
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on May 02, 2012, 12:17:17 AM
x squared=9.

I think if a time machine was created, the bend in the fabric of time would also cause a bend in space (since they are interrelated) that is hopefully able to control for any shift in your position.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on May 02, 2012, 01:07:06 AM
Do skateboarders make up a large percentage of the suede shoes market?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on May 03, 2012, 10:55:13 PM
If u mix 1/2 litre each of milk that expires today with milk that expires 7 days from now, what's ur new expiry date?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pointandclick on May 03, 2012, 11:02:27 PM
If u mix 1/2 litre each of milk that expires today with milk that expires 7 days from now, what's ur new expiry date?
mind = blown.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on May 03, 2012, 11:41:58 PM
If u mix 1/2 litre each of milk that expires today with milk that expires 7 days from now, what's ur new expiry date?
mind = blown.

Tim and Eric: "Brule's Rules Milk Expiration" (Awesome Show) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Vg9PUbP30#)


ya dummy
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pointandclick on May 04, 2012, 12:01:46 AM
ha, i knew it wouldn't actually change the life expectancy of milk, just thought the logic was clever in a ridiculous way.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on May 04, 2012, 09:48:06 PM
DUDES, just had a crazy thought.

let's say you got a fuckin time machine that functions perfectly, it moves you forward or backward in time however far you want. let's say i went a year into the future, wouldn't the time machine stay in place? meaning, when i skipped a year forward, the earth/sun/everything that exists would be in a different position than it is now relative to where it was when i started my time travel.

so a time travel machine HAS to also teleport you in space to a very specific point in the universe if you want to end up on land and not in the vacuum.



Good point, if the Delorean doesn't include itself in the travelling how could one get back to one's original time. Truly, how could one travel from moment (now) to moment (n) if ones time machine couldn't move from moment (now) to moment (n)? If we view time (the fourth dimension) as a point, we can view it as a value, or a function that can be resolved as a value. If we examine that function through a value (x) we can interpret it as a place within that function, if we examine the same function through a different value (y) we can interpret the function at a different point. We can then ask, does this function exist at both value x and value y? If we view time (the fourth dimension) as a function that changes when x (the value we choose to interpret it by) changes, we see that the function exists as it is at each value we choose to evaluate it by [x, y, z]. The function exists AS IT IS in all of these states, these states change as we move through the function (the function x squared exists at x=3 as 8, and at x= 5 as 25). We can view time travel in the same way, as a function. Our perception of the universe changes as we move from 2009 to 2012 (in the same way we evaluate x squared for different values of x) but the but the universe as it exists in 2009 does not change when we evaluate it, even if we have traveled from another time (value of x).


Please object where you differ.


Long live skateboarding


whatever man, just build a huge time machine and in it you place a helicopter inside what theres one smaller time machine so u can fly wherever you want and travel back , maybe somehow with the chopper or doesnt matter if ur rich
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on May 05, 2012, 08:37:06 AM
ha, i knew it wouldn't actually change the life expectancy of milk, just thought the logic was clever in a ridiculous way.

yeah maybe you just take the average and make it 3 and a half days
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Da Worst on May 05, 2012, 10:14:44 AM
why is 2 and a half men so popular when it is probably the worst show ever made. same goes with big bang theory
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 05, 2012, 12:11:40 PM
Alright I've been pondering this almost my whole life. Why the fuck does Spider-Man say "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"? Spider-Man isn't a neighborhood, he's a person. Also fuck Two and a Half men and Big Bang Theory. I used to like Two and a Half men but I started to feel like I was hearing the same 4-5 jokes over and over. I could never bring myself to watch a full episode of Big Bang Theory though. Big Bang Theory is one of the shows that the jokes are so bad that I start to feel uncomfortable. But no movie or tv shoe can make me more uncomfortable than any Tyler Perry movie or show. Fuck that dude.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on May 05, 2012, 12:13:50 PM
ha, i knew it wouldn't actually change the life expectancy of milk, just thought the logic was clever in a ridiculous way.

yeah maybe you just take the average and make it 3 and a half days

pouring a bad product into a good product just makes it a bad product , its not that the "new"  milk goes bad , but its just that the sour milk is in it . So basicly you will drink less concentrated sour milk

which is bad
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.J.K. on May 05, 2012, 12:37:35 PM
Alright I've been pondering this almost my whole life. Why the fuck does Spider-Man say "Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"? Spider-Man isn't a neighborhood, he's a person. Also fuck Two and a Half men and Big Bang Theory. I used to like Two and a Half men but I started to feel like I was hearing the same 4-5 jokes over and over. I could never bring myself to watch a full episode of Big Bang Theory though. Big Bang Theory is one of the shows that the jokes are so bad that I start to feel uncomfortable. But no movie or tv shoe can make me more uncomfortable than any Tyler Perry movie or show. Fuck that dude.
He's not claiming to be a neighborhood.  He's saying that he's the Spiderman that pertains to that specific neighborhood. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joe Pesci on May 05, 2012, 02:19:28 PM
no, he isnt claiming to be a neighborhood, but at the same time, he says "friendly neighborhood spider man" as if there is one of him for every neighborhood. which is not true.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on May 05, 2012, 03:07:54 PM
no, he isnt claiming to be a neighborhood, but at the same time, he says "friendly neighborhood spider man" as if there is one of him for every neighborhood. which is not true.

Therein lies the joke. The phrase is supposed to an ironic take on the cliched phrase "your friendly neighbourhood [blank]". There isn't much to ponder here.

Also, BraveUlysses -

You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobp5OHVsWY#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 05, 2012, 04:52:44 PM
Bed Intruder video, how original. I never gave it much thought but I'm surprised I couldn't figure out the Spidey catch phrase. Totally makes sense now though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bumptobar on May 05, 2012, 08:21:29 PM
why is 2 and a half men so popular when it is probably the worst show ever made. same goes with big bang theory

nah big bang theory is tight.  Its corny as fuck, but sheldon and penny make it worth watching.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on May 06, 2012, 03:32:48 AM
why is 2 and a half men so popular when it is probably the worst show ever made. same goes with big bang theory

nah big bang theory is tight.  Its corny as fuck, but sheldon and penny make it worth watching.

if it wasn't corny enough, why the fuck do they have to dub that fake shit laugh over them. people so dumb they need to be reminded when to laugh ? next its gonna be a law to tattoo "breathe" on your eyeballs man
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 06, 2012, 07:12:49 AM
Having a laugh track doesn't mean a show isn't funny.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Karlos on May 06, 2012, 10:00:03 AM
it doesn't . but still, why ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 06, 2012, 07:38:37 PM
I think I read something about a laugh track being used to let the audience know where the punchlines are or sonething like that. I'm probably wrong though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jack Klompis on May 06, 2012, 08:13:04 PM
the scene when ricky gervais calls larry david out for using a laugh track for seinfeld in the last season of curb was hysterical......

will larry come back for another season of curb?? i can only hope
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on May 06, 2012, 08:16:52 PM
Yeah i'm pretty sure they're doing another season of Curb.

Michael J Fox episode is incredible
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JD on May 06, 2012, 08:18:52 PM
If you live everyday like its your last, wont your last day be the same as the others?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on May 07, 2012, 09:56:23 PM
This kid is great for his age and all but who actually hangs out with and films 12 year olds all day? It just seems a little pedo no matter what.
Chilling in the street - Ryo Motohashi 12 years old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEs5dZuJbU&feature=player_embedded#ws)

Edit: This reminds me of something I saw the other day. This dad is walking with his 5 year old or so kid, holding his hand and he is wearing a fucking pedo-bear sweatshirt! I sort of doubt he knew what the character was. I almost wanted to tell him. Also wish I had a camera that moment.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: buttpirate on May 07, 2012, 11:40:38 PM
If you live everyday like its your last, wont your last day be the same as the others?
if you live everyday like it's your last, you are either a pile or incredibly stupid.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 08, 2012, 04:31:39 AM
If one pill makes me larger and one pill makes me small and the ones that my mother give me don't do anything at all, which pill is it then?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Da Worst on May 08, 2012, 09:48:26 AM
yea those tyler perry movies/shows are awful too. atleast he puts his name before all his shit so you know not to watch them.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on May 08, 2012, 10:01:22 AM
If you live everyday like its your last, wont your last day be the same as the others?
if you live everyday like it's your last, you are either a pile or incredibly stupid.

I prefer to live every day like its my first.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joe Pesci on May 08, 2012, 02:29:05 PM
crying, covered in blood and going to the bathroom in your pants?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on May 08, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
crying, covered in blood and going to the bathroom in your pants?

The American Dream.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 10, 2012, 07:20:12 PM
I'm the most indecisive person.  2 things I'm trying to sort out at the moment:

Possibly going to B-school...which means I'd have to take the GMAT and actually learn something in college this time.

I'm also thinking about saying fuck it and flying to Berkeley to meet up with the ex.  She's been bugging me about it for well over a year and now she has her own place, but I could open pandora's box.  We've got quite the fucked history, but never permanently quit talking.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on May 11, 2012, 04:00:48 AM
is "just one pint" even possible ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ripped Laces on May 11, 2012, 10:45:28 AM
How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on May 11, 2012, 02:26:20 PM
How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.

Slow down pace until you find a pace that gets you somewhere but still feels comfy . Then just keep pushing and dont start walking cause you will never start running again ( atleast thats the way it is for me )
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David Schwimmer on May 11, 2012, 03:38:40 PM
If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Ripped Laces on May 11, 2012, 05:44:49 PM
How am I going to run 10 miles, like I promised myself, on my birthday? (next week)
I've been doing like 3-4 mile runs but fuck, 10 miles.

Wish me luck.

Slow down pace until you find a pace that gets you somewhere but still feels comfy . Then just keep pushing and dont start walking cause you will never start running again ( atleast thats the way it is for me )
I ran exactly that way today M.B. I did this 4-5 mile run today but compared to my last time doing it, I took off 15 minute of my previous time and it felt great. Nice pace but nothing too harsh and if felt easy. I didn't even think of walking. Afterwards I had a banana, flax seed peanut butter shake with skim milk and went skating for 3 hours. I feel awesome about my endurance. (sorry, should have put this in things I'm stoked on)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Greg Ostertag on May 11, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?

 If you're stranded on an island and you don't know anything about light refraction/spear throwing, maybe you should save dude so you can eat him after you murder him on land. Fish are just fine though, Dave. They've been preserving and eating fish with a heavy salting for millennia on the Asian continent, my dude. I'm talking fish jerky.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David Schwimmer on May 11, 2012, 06:29:31 PM
If you saw Mark Rogowski drowning would you save him? What if you guys were stranded on an island together? Does that make a difference?

 If you're stranded on an island and you don't know anything about light refraction/spear throwing, maybe you should save dude so you can eat him after you murder him on land. Fish are just fine though, Dave. They've been preserving and eating fish with a heavy salting for millennia on the Asian continent, my dude. I'm talking fish jerky.

Greg,
 This is a great post, as you mentioned fish jerky is a beautiful extraction of heavy salting, it just so happens I know a lot about
preparing the right fish jerky.

1. Make sure you choose the right fish, make sure it's fresh. Dehydrated fish are the best.

2. Try to slice the fish into strips about 3/8" thick. If they are evenly spaced fellas they'll dry evenly.

3. Salt kills microorganisms and prevents the growth of more by drawing water out of the cells of the microbes and the fish.

4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned) but I'm afraid we live in
a different world. Yet to this day, would I save him if he was drowning? I don't know. It's like being handed all of gods power to
bestow on a feeble minded povershed soul.





-Dave


P.s   I was surfing through channels when i noticed an episode of 30 rock on, to my pleasure I was starring in the episode as myself.
I take whatever I can get now days. Stay safe
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on May 11, 2012, 06:33:24 PM

4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned)



David, what are you talking about? I love jerking fish! I don't think I could jerk Gator though. He's probably getting enough of that in prison.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: theycallmeishmael on May 11, 2012, 06:41:12 PM
The American Petroleum Institute estimates the worlds oil supply will be depleted between 2062 and 2094.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David Schwimmer on May 11, 2012, 07:21:06 PM

4. I doubt you guys really care about jerking fish so were gonna skip the rest of the list and move on.

As for Mark, I would like to show him one day the finer arts of preparing a nice jerking (good ol fashioned)



David, what are you talking about? I love jerking fish! I don't think I could jerk Gator though. He's probably getting enough of that in prison.

Oyolar, I really appreciate the post and I'm glad you too like to jerk fish, the Indians have always had a good rendition
on jerked fish, my wife and I usually throw in mushroom soy sauce, vegetable oil, 1 heaping teaspoon Walkers Wood jerk( for extra jerk) , and basic vinegar oils, I then strip the fish and mix into my bowl of mushroom soy ect.. Put those babies on the grill and let em brown, I'll usually pour some red wine over the fish and serve over a serving of asparagus. My wife is a vegan which means I am too so I enjoy this dish every 2 to 3 weeks. If you guys ever need advice in the kitchen shoot me a P.M and we'll take things further. Some people would never think of cooking jerky but I feel it gives the meat a fresh flavor.


-Dave
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on May 21, 2012, 11:49:31 AM
Was out skating on Friday night and an old woman with a couple shopping bags laid down at one spot I was at.  This prompted me to ponder why homeless people, drug users, and skateboarders are all attracted to similar spots.  My girlfriend responded 'hassel free benches?'
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 22, 2012, 04:10:22 AM
how much human jerky could you get out of mark rogowski
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 29, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
Is this how The Gipper views himself?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n1qjq8Ll1qjvxfho1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 30, 2012, 09:52:09 AM
What's up with those M keys on old calculators?  I've never even given them a shot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: escapistfool on May 30, 2012, 02:30:59 PM
My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/ (http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/)
(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/08a04132911a11e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: David on May 30, 2012, 03:18:38 PM
hookah?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: escapistfool on May 30, 2012, 04:11:34 PM
Is it? I'm not too knowledgeable on these things.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: oyolar on May 30, 2012, 07:19:50 PM
Yeah, it is.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Citizen on Patron on May 30, 2012, 08:21:52 PM
I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on May 31, 2012, 01:16:40 AM
I ponder on things like how people can be so lost and blind amoungst all seeing people. I often ponder upon the over man and what it is like. I ponder upon things like "Is your green my green?". I ponder on how desensitized everyone has become, and why we don't even appreciate little things such as socks and shoes... or toilet paper and toilets.

i appreciate charmin ultra soft
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on May 31, 2012, 08:15:38 AM
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on May 31, 2012, 10:40:40 AM
How am I gonna watch the transit of venus with a bushnell telescope?anyone ever made a good sun filter?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on May 31, 2012, 10:51:46 AM
just how fucked our justice system can be
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/search/jury-reaches-verdict-in-corasanti-case (http://www.wivb.com/dpp/search/jury-reaches-verdict-in-corasanti-case)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: eranka on May 31, 2012, 12:06:00 PM
My friend posted this on Instagram. I'm still tryin to figure out what it is. Is it coke?
http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/ (http://instagr.am/p/J9ZuGkMRV8/)
(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/08a04132911a11e1abb01231381b65e3_7.jpg)
hookah for sure
the thing on the top is this charcoal thingy that keeps everything toasty and under the foil theres flavored tobbaco
its pretty popular around this area, tastes like shit though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on May 31, 2012, 02:21:54 PM
How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.J.K. on May 31, 2012, 04:18:40 PM
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...

Anyone else sit and think how fast time goes by?
I get this too sometimes, although it's usually by the type of people that always need to be talking or making useless/dumb comments on shit.  Sorry I don't feel the need to engage in your shitty conversations at all times.


Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 31, 2012, 06:09:44 PM
How was Tom Hanks able to coach the Rockford Peaches to the World Series when he had already died trying to save Private Ryan?

Allow me to offer some guidance.  I am from Rockford, so you can take this as fact.
Rockford Peaches, 1943.  Although they didn't actually play in that years championship.  Movie fictionalized it.

D Day was 1944.

So win championship, join armed services.  Become a Captain within 6 months.  Save Private Ryan.

Now I'll simply ask you to explain the Tome Hanks movie "Big" to me.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: augustmoon on May 31, 2012, 06:13:18 PM
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on May 31, 2012, 06:30:40 PM
I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 05, 2012, 03:12:19 AM
Why do bombs in movies always have a red , green , blue wire to cut ? and why would it mean anything to a EOD guy ? Why wouldnt a EOD guy or our hero check for where the wires go and which ones have current ?

No it has to be the red wire !

Putting steaks on your eye bruises does NOTHING . could lead to infections too

Why do action heros have unlimmited ammo in their gun ? hand guns have like 9-15 and most others have mags of like 30-45 .
and maybe not just dump your gun when ever its out of bullets  , guns are expensive !  RELOAD !!!

Why does every department of law hate eachother in movies  ? Regular police hates Homecide , everybody hates FBI and ATF and so on.

Why do ppl accept "products"  like Britney Spears  ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 05, 2012, 04:52:09 AM

Why do ppl accept "products"? ? like Britney Spears? ? ( or other manufactured pop music ) Somebody tells them how to dress , tells them how to dance , They use autotune on the voice , Somebody writes their lyrics and somebody writes their lyrics

How is that acceptable ?

because if it isn't making dollars then it isn't making sense.

Pedro the Lion reference ? <3
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on June 05, 2012, 11:14:10 AM
I wondered what it would be like to be white so I can do cool shit with my hair.

In my experience, you can't really do much cool shit with it.  As such, I've always wondered what it would like to be black and able to do cool shit with my hair.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Simon Sandleshit on June 05, 2012, 09:45:10 PM
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.  :-\
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Citizen on Patron on June 05, 2012, 11:06:12 PM
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.?  :-\

You know how the saying goes... "Bros before hoes"


I was pondering why I never knew I have a mild form of Synesthesia untill 20 minutes ago
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on June 05, 2012, 11:43:20 PM
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Citizen on Patron on June 05, 2012, 11:55:16 PM
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.?  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...  ::)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: landCow on June 06, 2012, 12:28:46 AM
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence

i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Citizen on Patron on June 06, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
Why do people always comment on how quiet I am? Is it so unnatural not to talk all the time...


this is the bane of my existence

i hate this so much. people are are forever asking me whats wrong or whats the matter just because i'm not forever engaging in meaningless chit chat about the weather or whatever. constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.

x2


-Edit- Also I ponder why people see this as being difficult. Say the color of the ink every word is written in, not the word.

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/8/2010/07/25a27a494306c2ca6aefcdd2a20b761f/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brianwilson on June 07, 2012, 01:14:24 PM
Should I ask this chick out on a date and have to spend my money OR save my money and go to the skatepark with my friends.??  :-\
Go out with the girl and skate the streets. Or figure out a free date - have a picnic with food you already have and bring her on a hike. Girls appreciate thought in dates over the typical dinner/movie combo.

Yeah have a picnic at the skate park...?  ::)

That's a great idea! ^ Just bust your ass if you skate infront of her.

Damn, slap is a dating advice site too.  ;)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on June 07, 2012, 01:34:54 PM
Once again, where are all those long lines(2 mins plus, I think I remember?) that ty filmed on the back of a bike?it was all crailtap dudes, but was before fully flared came out I think?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 07, 2012, 02:58:18 PM
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 07, 2012, 03:04:55 PM
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on June 07, 2012, 03:42:57 PM
My brain is telling me its possible, but can I actually pull off a nollie-bigspin hurricane grind?

Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

In my experience, when you ask them where you know them from (because you can't actually figure out why you recognize them in the moment), B-movie actors will give you a semi-dirty look before explaining who they are.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on June 07, 2012, 05:01:11 PM
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .


hahaha, you lost me here... he meant because since they were famous, itd be likely that a stranger would still know their name, didnt he?

i dont think i can name one doctor. shit, i cant even name my own doctor
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on June 07, 2012, 05:22:50 PM
by the time the doctor walks in, you'll know his name. the receptionist or nurse will have said it, or it'll be put up somewhere.so it does work the same.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 07, 2012, 06:07:23 PM
Do celebrities introduce themselves when meeting new people? Do they get offended when someone introduces thrmselves and then asks for their name?

Guess its the same as at the doctors ? you still shake hands and say your name ?  . I would assume they atleast say their first names .


hahaha, you lost me here... he meant because since they were famous, itd be likely that a stranger would still know their name, didnt he?

i dont think i can name one doctor. shit, i cant even name my own doctor
Yes, that is what I meant. This whole doctor thing is not the same situation.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on June 07, 2012, 06:56:20 PM
why do the cpu skaters on skate 3 always do willies?
like sometimes ill do a trick and then one of them will be in the shot so then i try to film their trick, but the only grind they do is a willy.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mr. Faggot on June 07, 2012, 09:02:54 PM
Why won't girls talk to me when I have feces smeared on my face?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on June 07, 2012, 10:38:20 PM
wheres the line drawn from service workers and small talk? i picked up some food to go, but it wasn't quite ready. so i paid for it, then sat at the bar for 5 minutes and the same extremely hot employee just talked to me for a good part of those minutes. she knew i had paid and she wasn't getting a tip, so i didn't know whether she was just doing it out of habit or there was something there. i never trust the intentions of anyone while they are working but i dunno where the line is, if im just blowin' it often.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mr. Faggot on June 08, 2012, 07:15:19 AM
So a girl finally talked to you and now you're posting about it on slap?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on June 08, 2012, 07:46:39 AM
U finally smeared feces on ur face and now post about it on slap?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on June 08, 2012, 09:43:46 PM
How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on June 08, 2012, 09:52:08 PM
How can you tell if someone can sing?

A few customers have said I have a nice voice for singing, but I dont see my voice sounding any different form anyone else.

Well, have you tried actually singing? You can't tell just from talking because that has nothing to do with your ability to identify and keep pitch. If you know any musicians, sing for them and ask their opinion.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on July 05, 2012, 05:36:00 AM
Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beeda Weeda on July 05, 2012, 06:58:54 AM
life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cosme on July 05, 2012, 07:02:53 AM

Whatever happened to that appleyard part that was supposed to come out a while ago?

Maybe that Frankie Martinez kid that he hired as his own personal filmer realized that he wasn't been paid enough and kidnapped the footy or maybe Appleyard started smoking again or... whatever, blame it on Element.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on July 09, 2012, 02:24:40 PM
How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on July 09, 2012, 03:26:52 PM
life, i wonder, is it gonna take me under?
I dont know.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on July 09, 2012, 03:57:21 PM
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: baconeggandcheese on July 09, 2012, 04:51:50 PM
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

seriously?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on July 09, 2012, 05:00:34 PM
Could a dog and a cat fuck and make a cat-dog/dog-cat or dat or a cog?

seriously?
(http://sharetv.org/images/catdog-show.jpg)

Obviously the answer is yes.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on July 09, 2012, 05:33:52 PM
Cat's and dogs are too genetically dissimilar to mate successfully; you would almost never find a cat and a dog getting it on the wild anyway due to different mating patterns. Hybridization can only occur between animals of the same species or at least of the same order, and even this has only been achieved artificially as far as I know.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on July 09, 2012, 07:12:18 PM
cat and dog dna just won't splice
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on July 09, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on July 09, 2012, 09:38:10 PM
you dont see as much cat porn as dog in the mainstream beastiality world
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on July 09, 2012, 10:24:52 PM
^ Dog's have bigger dicks I guess? Which would make horses like the Mandingos of the bestiality scene. Dick size discrimination runs deep in the porn industry I guess.

Whatever dude. I'm taking nickelodeon's side on this one.

Except that cat/dog has obviously been surgically spliced together in a lab, reverse human centipede style. WHERE ARE THE TAILS I ask you!?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on July 10, 2012, 08:49:02 AM
If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on July 16, 2012, 01:14:55 PM
Why did they end Heath's Sight Unseen part with the tailslide and not the front blunt fakie?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 16, 2012, 01:31:30 PM
Was "The Virgin Suicides" a good movie?  Why did he leave her on the football field?  Why did they all kill themselves at the end instead of running away and becoming movie stars...or at least porn stars?  Why did the dad start talking to plants?  I feel unsatisfied about it.

Do I have what it takes to drunkenly float down the Mississippi River without getting arrested, maimed, killed, or sold to sex traffickers even though I've never been in the scouts/nor watched enough Survivor Man.

Is this Xanax working?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 16, 2012, 01:45:09 PM
If Lucas is the French Mariano, is Ishod the American Bastien?
this is a terrible comparison
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: escapistfool on July 17, 2012, 10:03:24 PM
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on July 17, 2012, 10:28:27 PM
On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: escapistfool on July 17, 2012, 10:36:50 PM
On a grand scheme yes. The same way that in the grand scheme you're moving a half kilometer per second just spinning with the rotation of the earth. You yourself however will only be moving as fast as you are in relation to your base of gravity. Where your feet are planted essentially.

Thanks dave, honestly that question was killing me the whole day.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on July 17, 2012, 10:47:29 PM
How do mer-people reproduce?  Are mermen swimming around with hidden units inside their bodies, like whales do, ready to harpoon some mer-poon when its hot and ready, or do the mermaids simply lay a bunch of eggs in a shell and then the mermen swim up nut all over them like fishes do?

this was on a futurama episode that ive seen atleast 3 times but cant remember what the mermaid said.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 17, 2012, 10:49:28 PM
When was the last time I saw a Black Label board?  I really can't recall.  It has been since before they went to Blitz.  How are they still in Bizzo?  I'd ride one, possibly, but I sure haven't seen one.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bakingsoda on July 18, 2012, 02:56:16 AM
I wonder if mass mounts of ear wax - like a pound of it - would be a versitile material. Maybe we could make pottery or sculptures out of it, would it dry and harden? Or what about actually making a candle with it, would it smell?

Would harvesting ear wax from one person to the next produce different pliability which maybe more desired depending on its use and then would a rating system to meassure this be issued when it's being packaged for purchase.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 30, 2012, 09:08:47 PM
Where the fuck is my wallet?

I remember asking myself, "do you think I'm going to remember that I put this here"?

But this morning, I sure didn't.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on September 17, 2012, 11:26:07 AM
How is Supra not out in front on producing these?

(http://media.victoriassecret.com/product/prodpri2/V349331.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on September 20, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
Is there a drug that contains all drugs inside it, kinda like the drug on Scanner Darkly?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on September 26, 2012, 08:11:24 AM
Given Spain's current fiscal and employment woes, would they consider selling and relocating some of their sick bank spots?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on September 26, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on September 27, 2012, 02:13:59 PM
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT
1. You have no idea what you are talking about.
2. LOL at haoles.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on September 30, 2012, 10:32:17 AM
MAN I THINK THEY DONT WORK BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT DUDE
ITS JUST FUCKIN SIESTA TIME ALL THE TIME
AND THEY WANT THE SPOTS ALL TO THEMSELVES
NO HAOLES WEARIN THEM OUT
1. You have no idea what you are talking about.
2. LOL at haoles.
Although older Spaniards do call the younger ones the "Nini generation" Ni estudio, ni trabajo.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: midwestmiddleman on September 30, 2012, 10:36:55 AM
slappals are like flies on a turd.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on October 03, 2012, 09:27:38 AM
"What will you b?" Beats by Dre #ShowYourColor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO33POVfplE&feature=player_embedded#ws)

Since Nyjahs in this commercial why didnt they ask him to do a trick?
Whyd the get some random looking girls to do a boo boo tre?
Is it supposed to be some woman empowerment shit?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on October 03, 2012, 10:13:41 AM
slappals are like flies on a turd.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbr5cATUn1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on October 03, 2012, 01:27:43 PM
Are there contact lenses for animals? I might google it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on October 13, 2012, 03:46:33 PM
Should I wash my hands everytime before I eat something? Cus everyting can be dirtyier than expected. Look:
Uważaj zanim usiądziesz! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3wUJ0VwYnCU#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: The Human Condom on October 13, 2012, 09:00:09 PM
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on October 14, 2012, 07:51:26 AM
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?
That or be entirely creeped out. Don't do that
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on October 14, 2012, 09:01:39 AM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Money Black on October 14, 2012, 09:16:58 AM
i was told the other day if you got shot and went into a hospital in america and you didn't have private health insurance, they would just leave you to die,  is that true?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on October 14, 2012, 11:44:45 AM
Nah prolly some lil black kid will be fukkin around and put his finger on the bullet and push to make u die faster

I m wondering how olivia munn, kirsten dunst and kristen stewart all showed their tits in movies recently and I didn't kno till now.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Patey on October 14, 2012, 12:00:00 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?

some people like to chill, man. sit back, relax, contemplate life.

learn to enjoy the finer things in life, bro
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pica on October 14, 2012, 02:00:49 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
if i have to i can snap it out in under a minute as well, but i'd rather take my 20 minutes while reading thrashers from 1997.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ciaran on October 14, 2012, 02:47:38 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
It's often useful to try save your shits for when you're at work, that way you get paid for it and you also save on buying loo roll, bleach, etc.  Double cashback...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: The Human Condom on October 14, 2012, 07:35:47 PM
How would a girl respond if you told her that you had a dream about her in which you asked her if she wanted to go make out and in the dream she just started laughing at you?  Would she just start laughing at you in reality as well?
That or be entirely creeped out. Don't do that
The trippy thing is thinking about that.  If I were to do that and then it played out like it did in the dream, it would be deja vu or just like a prediction that came true.  The only way that would not create some sort of infinite loop is if we made out or if I just didn't ever mention that or think about that again.  Maybe if I explained it out like that it would work.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on October 14, 2012, 08:14:27 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
If you knew how to read you would understand.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RCB3 on October 14, 2012, 11:23:55 PM
Track with me on this one:

I wear contacts and see a blurry cluster of shit if I don't have them in. If someone was filming something and put my contact lens in front of the camera lens and then imported the footage, would it look clear to me and blurry to other people? I always take for granted that a movie looks the same to everyone, but if it is filmed with a glass sheet in front of it with a prescription for vision, would that changes things? I'm sure there's an elementary answer to this, but for some reason I've pondered it a lot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on October 14, 2012, 11:35:11 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?

some people like to chill, man. sit back, relax, contemplate life.

learn to enjoy the finer things in life, bro

i can't relax when a penis shaped object is sliding through my butthole
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on October 14, 2012, 11:37:17 PM
why does everyone else or most people take so long to do shits, i can snap a shit out, wipe my ass and wash my hands in like a minute. do they not realise you can push a poo out?
It's often useful to try save your shits for when you're at work, that way you get paid for it and you also save on buying loo roll, bleach, etc.  Double cashback...

this one i can understand i use to do this myself when i was working, although i'd still snap the motherfucker quick, than just chill in the toilet.


but i dunno i guess i'm just not a guy that enjoys shits, now pissing thats a whole different ball game, sometimes better than cummin.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: buttpirate on October 15, 2012, 03:09:30 AM
Track with me on this one:

I wear contacts and see a blurry cluster of shit if I don't have them in. If someone was filming something and put my contact lens in front of the camera lens and then imported the footage, would it look clear to me and blurry to other people? I always take for granted that a movie looks the same to everyone, but if it is filmed with a glass sheet in front of it with a prescription for vision, would that changes things? I'm sure there's an elementary answer to this, but for some reason I've pondered it a lot.
no, it would just look blurrier. 

glasses/contacts work by bending rays of light passing through them, and effectively modifying the light's focal length so it falls onto the retina inside your eye.  Think of the retina as a screen in a movie theatre - if the projector isn't focused right, it will look blurry. 

Short-sightedness is caused because the eye's focal length is in front of the retina (i.e. the focusing point ends up short), and is corrected by having light bent outward to correct it through a concave lens (see diagram below):
(http://sjesci.wikispaces.com/file/view/shortsightedness.png/156714787/shortsightedness.png)


Long-sightedness is the opposite - where the focal length falls beyond the retina, and is corrected via a convex lens which bends the light in even further
(http://sjesci.wikispaces.com/file/view/long_sightedness.jpg/156714671/long_sightedness.jpg)


if you filmed with an hypothetical contact lens over a video camera, all you would get is an out of focus image.  Which if you're watching it without any further optical aids, will be even blurrier.

Fuck you Science (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYb6rwtOx4Q&feature=related#ws)

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jack Klompis on October 15, 2012, 08:24:52 AM
i can't relax when a penis shaped object is sliding through my butthole

are you worried that if you enjoy pooping you might be gay?? at least your diet is seemingly healthy
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RCB3 on October 15, 2012, 09:09:56 AM
Wow, thank you for such a detailed answer buttpirate. I can now sleep easy.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on October 17, 2012, 04:44:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGHnt.jpg)

intewesting
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on October 19, 2012, 03:43:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGHnt.jpg)

intewesting
(http://clatl.com/binary/8ce7/1300730497-head_explode.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on October 19, 2012, 07:23:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGHnt.jpg)

intewesting
(http://clatl.com/binary/8ce7/1300730497-head_explode.jpg)

What about e?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on October 19, 2012, 10:28:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGHnt.jpg[g]

intewesting
[/quote]
[img]http://clatl.com/binary/8ce7/1300730497-head_explode.jpg)

What about e?

also true. and for sqrt(2)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on October 19, 2012, 12:22:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NGHnt.jpg[g]

intewesting
[/quote]
[img]http://clatl.com/binary/8ce7/1300730497-head_explode.jpg)

What about e?

also true. and for sqrt(2)

You guys ever see that movie pi? it's a pretty interesting take on that notion
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on October 19, 2012, 09:26:35 PM
how does one make LSD
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on October 22, 2012, 02:19:35 PM
Where do I catch this bus?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb2svwWoL1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: McDuff on October 22, 2012, 04:23:53 PM
Where do I catch this bus?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb2svwWoL1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg)


on that island that they filmed lost on...? best i got.

but work sucked on saturday. i work in a restaurant and the kitchen (where i work) was kind of blowing it, hatehatehatewesuck, but i work for a corporation, and they are always opening new stores, so maybe, just maybe ill be able to live where i want and hate my job as opposed to not living where i want and hating my job.... i just feel like im close....
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on November 20, 2012, 08:39:55 PM
SLAP IS FULL OF SNATCHERS
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on November 20, 2012, 08:47:23 PM
YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND WHAT YOU WANT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Yesterday
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on November 25, 2012, 01:40:39 AM
ALIEN VAMPIRES STEALING OUR PERSONALITIES THROUGH OUR PCS. WE LL BE RE BUILD AS ROBOTS LATER

I LL PROBABLY BE ABDUCTED ANY GIVEN DAY AND PEOPLE WILL THINK IM DEAD

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BURRRPRINT on November 25, 2012, 11:27:56 AM
Skating a shitty indoor is like masturbating.
Skating a good indoor park is like masturbating, but only with lotion and porn.
Skating shitty street spot/anything cellar door related is like getting head from hooker.
Skating a marble plaza is like having sex with a woman of your dreams.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on November 25, 2012, 11:50:37 AM
I was sick recently and woke up and my bed was a swimming pool of disgusting putrid acidic sweat.I washed all the sheets/mattress covers but it soaked thru and my 8 month old expensive mattress smells like a chemical weapon.I wonder if its ruined or not
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Thrillho on November 25, 2012, 12:41:15 PM
Skating a shitty indoor is like masturbating.
Skating a good indoor park is like masturbating, but only with lotion and porn.
Skating shitty street spot/anything cellar door related is like getting head from hooker.
Skating a marble plaza is like having sex with a woman of your dreams.

What's bombing a hill? Trying to shave your balls with your wife's leg razor?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: wallieD on November 26, 2012, 04:29:04 PM
people almost killing themselves trying to get the title of SOTY. a trophy, and a chump-change check compared to what half of them are making
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 04, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
What the fuck is this all about?
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/epic-photo-gallery-28.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: swagdragon123 on December 04, 2012, 03:45:18 PM
^I want one^

A while ago I climbed a mountain with my dad and my younger cousin. When we got to the top we ate lunch. My cousin pointed at a caterpillar and said "how do you think that caterpillar got on top of this mountain?" to which I replied "a better question is how did the mountain get under the caterpillar?" My dad thought it was so funny he laugh for about 20 minutes. His laughed echoed so people on the other side of the mountain started mocking him.  ;D
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on December 04, 2012, 05:10:41 PM
When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on December 04, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
is gangnam style a raindance? and did we bring sandy upon ourselves?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on December 06, 2012, 07:20:22 AM
Why are 5 panel hats so expensive
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SUPERNAUT on December 06, 2012, 10:50:21 AM
When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
He elaborates at the 1 min mark I think (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekD1D1okM1A#ws)

I thought today, since it's okay to have nicotine in cigarettes which are universally known for being bad for you, what if you sold fruit with nicotine in it, then you'd be addicted to apples and whatnot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jumping Beans on December 06, 2012, 11:40:52 AM
I play thps2 on my phone all the time at work if I'm bored or whatever.  Am I the only one?  I can't be.  It's by far the best skate game app on the market.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Laban Fetus on December 06, 2012, 11:46:02 AM
I feel like there's a timer running now that I've turned 20 and it frightens me a bit. Also, Nyjah was more likeable as a sheltered rastafarian child and his new "swag" look is laughable.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: swagdragon123 on December 06, 2012, 11:47:03 AM
When did Raven Tershay, become Raven Tershy? And why?
He elaborates at the 1 min mark I think (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekD1D1okM1A#ws)

I thought today, since it's okay to have nicotine in cigarettes which are universally known for being bad for you, what if you sold fruit with nicotine in it, then you'd be addicted to apples and whatnot.

yo get to the patent office quick fool. Im your first investor btw
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on December 06, 2012, 11:49:08 AM
^tomacco's blah blah blah simpsonsblah bleh
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on December 06, 2012, 12:26:12 PM
^tomacco's blah blah blah simpsonsblah bleh

This tomato sucks, i want another one
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on December 06, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
Does the set of all subsets contain itself?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 06, 2012, 01:15:53 PM
Would this be really fun, or really terrible?
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/264799_4650172889036_1634552771_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Kankle on December 06, 2012, 01:39:57 PM
Everyone is full of crap. Literally. Not the things they say or do, but the fact that everyone walks around filled with their own fecal matter inside them all the time. So, you go hug grandma and you are essentially squuezing her poop while it sloshes around in her lower bowel areas.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on December 06, 2012, 09:27:34 PM
I feel like there's a timer running now that I've turned 20 and it frightens me a bit. Also, Nyjah was more likeable as a sheltered rastafarian child and his new "swag" look is laughable.
holy shit i know that feel.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on December 14, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
PRETTY SWEET IS THE BEST SK8 VIDEO I VE EVER SEEN
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Probably A Robot on December 14, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Does the set of all subsets contain itself?
Yes.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on December 15, 2012, 12:17:49 AM
How can an over-the-counter medicine be called "prescription strength"? Their use of 'strength' suggests that medicines exist on a continuum of potency and once you cross some threshold it is suddenly only available through prescription. If this is how it works then "over-the-counter prescription-strength" is an oxymoron. Something can not be both prescription-strength and over-the-counter at the same time. False advertising!

I would gather that prescription medication goes beyond "potency" and also accounts for more dangerous chemicals being used that have to be monitored by a doctor. Seems self-evident. I could probably google this but why ruin the mystique of it all?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on December 15, 2012, 07:16:49 AM
how many schools have to be shot up before a change is made.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 15, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
how many schools have to be shot up before a change is made.

I just changed around my laundry.  So, one.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on December 15, 2012, 07:04:49 PM
Why am I trapped in my own mind?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Probably A Robot on December 19, 2012, 04:38:27 PM
What is the smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SUPERNAUT on December 19, 2012, 05:33:05 PM
What is the smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words?
The smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words ;)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Probably A Robot on December 19, 2012, 06:56:42 PM
What is the smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words?
The smallest positive integer not definable in under eleven words ;)
In a way you just defined that integer, making it no longer relevant to my question. :o I guess it's all relevant to your definition of definable though.....
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: foureyedjim on December 19, 2012, 07:04:57 PM
What's gonna happen on 12/21/12 ?

I'm probably going to put on full pads and a helmet and hide in my attic with a baseball bat not for the fear of the actual apocalypse, but for fear of what people will do with their "last day on earth."  I'm hoping some dumb individuals will just spend their savings or something like they did with that whole rapture ordeal
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: midwestmiddleman on December 19, 2012, 08:34:14 PM
Why am I trapped in my own mind?
cuz you think you are.. its like you want to be in there.. subconsciously.

 i thought about screaming as loud as you can while running on a treadmill after i did it... fuckin crazy.btw i highly reccomend it. it will make you feel like your not stuck in your mind that's forsure. it also made me feel soo calm when i was done.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: The Human Condom on December 19, 2012, 08:51:46 PM
Why am I trapped in my own mind?

Smoke weed about it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on December 19, 2012, 09:00:34 PM
the mug is round...the container is round...they should just call it roundtine
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on December 22, 2012, 09:02:11 PM
 IM A SK8 BORDER  :-X
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: corn flakes on December 23, 2012, 11:06:02 PM
what r cats lol i always wondered how we had cats become pets
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SUPERNAUT on December 23, 2012, 11:24:40 PM
what r cats lol i always wondered how we had cats become pets
LSD or mushrooms?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: midwestmiddleman on December 24, 2012, 12:34:09 AM
what r cats lol i always wondered how we had cats become pets
LSD or mushrooms?
it'd be dope to have a pet bobcat if your were some type of tribesmen.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: e.d. on December 24, 2012, 03:03:21 PM
ok this is kind of confusing me... when someone does a switch trick and lands still in switch stance, what is the best way to describe it? lets use vincent alvarez's switch blunt on clipper as an example, what do you say? switch blunt to regular sounds like he did a blunt to fakie and therefore was riding out in his regular stance. switch blunt to continuing switch? just say switch blunt? i don't really care that much, i just want to know a good way to describe it, ya know?  :-\
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on December 25, 2012, 12:04:22 AM
ok this is kind of confusing me... when someone does a switch trick and lands still in switch stance, what is the best way to describe it? lets use vincent alvarez's switch blunt on clipper as an example, what do you say? switch blunt to regular sounds like he did a blunt to fakie and therefore was riding out in his regular stance. switch blunt to continuing switch? just say switch blunt? i don't really care that much, i just want to know a good way to describe it, ya know?  :-\

switch blunt out switch

switch blunt back to switch

switch blunt out the hard way

thats how i can picture myself saying
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on December 25, 2012, 01:47:16 AM
switch blunt alley oop
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: paraquat on December 25, 2012, 05:28:43 AM
How dangerous is installing a rope swing?

When woman look in my direction, what are they thinking?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on December 25, 2012, 08:43:03 AM
How dangerous is installing a rope swing?

When woman look in my direction, what are they thinking?
Use a figure 8 follow through knot and you should be fine.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on December 25, 2012, 10:22:20 PM
How dangerous is installing a rope swing?

When woman look in my direction, what are they thinking?

Hopefully something like "Damn, I want that dudes sweet long dong"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on December 25, 2012, 10:38:53 PM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on December 25, 2012, 11:08:45 PM
CHICKS=TROUBLE ;)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on December 25, 2012, 11:12:05 PM
START SINGING
Barry White - Never, Never Gonna Give You Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1txG7hY6TRY#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Josh McLaughlin on December 26, 2012, 01:18:40 PM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?
this.
and i was thinking about skateboards. the trucks serve a duel purpose that has become so essential to skateboarding that i almost amazed me. at first the skateboard truck was ripped off some roller skates and placed on a 2x4 to be able to have a skateboard. but now, grinding is such a normal thing. we roll and grind because of the trucks. fucking lol, that was stewpid.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: foureyedjim on December 26, 2012, 01:35:49 PM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?

Yes chicks dig "ugly" people all the time. 
You should always strive to be a better person (what defines 'better' is up to you), but don't stress too much over your flaws, that's what makes you, you.  You are not worthless, you are an important human being!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg/220px-Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg.png)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: chockfullofthat on December 26, 2012, 02:40:07 PM
Do I go cheap and slow on my internet service or should I get something 6 Mb/s or faster? 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on December 26, 2012, 03:08:52 PM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?

Yes chicks dig "ugly" people all the time. 
You should always strive to be a better person (what defines 'better' is up to you), but don't stress too much over your flaws, that's what makes you, you.  You are not worthless, you are an important human being!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg/220px-Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg.png)
Thank you. This cheered me up man. I'm just soft, I guess.  If Pete were here, he would set me straight.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: KOOL MIKE on December 26, 2012, 05:43:34 PM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?

Yes chicks dig "ugly" people all the time. 
You should always strive to be a better person (what defines 'better' is up to you), but don't stress too much over your flaws, that's what makes you, you.  You are not worthless, you are an important human being!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg/220px-Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg.png)
Thank you. This cheered me up man. I'm just soft, I guess.  If Pete were here, he would set me straight.

man where im from half the fine girls are with ugly dudes. for some reason they go for dudes that treat them like shit, "TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN" thats some shit to live by, or they will go for dudes with money ofcourse. so become a prick and get some cash flow.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: foureyedjim on December 27, 2012, 11:37:23 AM
Do chicks have feelings for more than one guy than just pick the best looking/most compatible one? Do hot chicks ever dig ugly guys like me? Am I worthless? Should I actively seek out healthier people to spend my time with? Should I start trying harder to be a better person at the cost of my laziness streak? Do I just think too much? When? How? Why? Who? Where?

Yes chicks dig "ugly" people all the time. 
You should always strive to be a better person (what defines 'better' is up to you), but don't stress too much over your flaws, that's what makes you, you.  You are not worthless, you are an important human being!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg/220px-Heart_coraz%C3%B3n.svg.png)
Thank you. This cheered me up man. I'm just soft, I guess.  If Pete were here, he would set me straight.

man where im from half the fine girls are with ugly dudes. for some reason they go for dudes that treat them like shit, "TREAT EM MEAN, KEEP EM KEEN" thats some shit to live by, or they will go for dudes with money ofcourse. so become a prick and get some cash flow.

hahah dumb. 
Anyways, there are plenty of average looking girls that are good people, maybe you should give them a chance lol
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on December 27, 2012, 12:52:05 PM
Is AVE mocking "lakai-combos" In Mindfield when he does a line with a slappy to 5-0, backside ollie and half cab crooked grind to 5-0.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Merked on December 27, 2012, 01:08:48 PM
Tend to ponder a variety of subjects:

How it is counterintuitive to spend money on suits and fancy clothing when they are expensive and uncomfortable to wear just because they are a societal standard.  Corporations should adopt casual clothing to facilitate productivity in the work place.

Why skateboarding is so fucking hard, when every other generic sport is so fucking easy.  I've played them all and raped them.  Even surfing and snowbarding are fucking easy compared to skateboarding.  It is fucking absurd.

How and why women think about everything the way they do and how it is rarely logical. 

How people spend so much money on useless shit.  Christmas lights for instance.  That shit is an absolute waste of money.  The only things necessary are shelter, food, water, and hobbies (so you don't go crazy.)  Hobbies should also be productive.  Like when women say their hobby is shopping, I want to punch them in the face.  The materialistic mentality of American culture is absolutely rediculous and I hate it.  I just want money so I can survive and do what I love to do. 

What it would be like if the internet was never invented?

When will smart phones be able to cook me pancakes and wipe my ass?

Fuck you.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on December 27, 2012, 04:57:41 PM


When will smart phones be able to cook me pancakes and wipe my ass?


ah the age old question.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: happenstance on December 28, 2012, 08:53:26 AM
Do I go cheap and slow on my internet service or should I get something 6 Mb/s or faster? 
Depends how many videos you want to be able download illegally at a time and how big of a lawsuit you can handle...

Shit, I can't help myself. Last time I will joke about this! Hope your skater girls are out of jail soon.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on December 28, 2012, 08:58:24 AM
Why do airports insist on having so many skate spots on their facilities if they are going to treat you like a terrorist for skating them?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on January 11, 2013, 11:55:36 AM
SOME MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WHEN ITS RAINING
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on January 11, 2013, 01:26:34 PM
Like Garbage?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on January 11, 2013, 01:58:09 PM
I LL TRY THAT AS WELL
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on January 11, 2013, 02:01:01 PM
YEAH!!! :D
Garbage- Stupid Girl (official music video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0EpeX8tSoA#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: iSk84thechicas on January 13, 2013, 10:18:56 PM
Pondering when im gonna get a new fuckin  deck  ???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodBurger on January 13, 2013, 10:48:18 PM
will i be able to fine another stylus epic for a not retarded price?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 24, 2013, 10:18:24 AM
Why is instagram taking up 1.7 gig of space on my phone. There is often no room to even take new photos.  I'm not one of those people clogging the feed.  I post about 2 pics a week, and i don't hit like on all that many photos.  If I delete the app, re-install it and sign in, will it fix the problem?  Will I lose anything? 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Josh McLaughlin on January 24, 2013, 12:01:50 PM
Why is instagram taking up 1.7 gig of space on my phone. There is often no room to even take new photos.?  I'm not one of those people clogging the feed.?  I post about 2 pics a week, and i don't hit like on all that many photos.?  If I delete the app, re-install it and sign in, will it fix the problem??  Will I lose anything?? 
you can delete and reinstall without troubles of loosing pictures and shit but i dont know if it will fix your problem.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on January 24, 2013, 01:43:44 PM
Why is instagram taking up 1.7 gig of space on my phone. There is often no room to even take new photos.?  I'm not one of those people clogging the feed.?  I post about 2 pics a week, and i don't hit like on all that many photos.?  If I delete the app, re-install it and sign in, will it fix the problem??  Will I lose anything?? 
you can delete and reinstall without troubles of loosing pictures and shit but i dont know if it will fix your problem.

That's really strange instagram on my phone takes like 20 mb
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 24, 2013, 04:55:45 PM
Signed into insta on the computer too make sure I knew the password.  Deleted app, nothing changed.  Turned phone off, then on.  Took 45 minutes to come back up.  Reinstalled, all good now.  29 mb.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on January 24, 2013, 07:05:13 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/calvin-hobbes-org/dadandcalvinsrecordplayer.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: The Human Condom on January 24, 2013, 09:49:59 PM
Do gifs keep moving after you scroll past them?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on January 24, 2013, 10:03:25 PM
Considering the number of idiots in the country, how does democracy make sense at all? If only say 25% of the population can be considered "smart" (which seems like an extremely inflated number, but for sake of example), then 75% of the uninformed and uneducated population has majority say. Most people aren't good decision makers, they can barely run their own lives, let alone a country.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: landCow on January 25, 2013, 03:48:29 AM
Do gifs keep moving after you scroll past them?

 :o its like the refrigerator light all over again.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on January 25, 2013, 08:02:23 AM
How can a fetus be both a human life and not a human life at the same time? Answer me that catholic church!

http://jezebel.com/5978696/catholic-hospital-conveniently-claims-fetuses-arent-people-in-malpractice-lawsuit (http://jezebel.com/5978696/catholic-hospital-conveniently-claims-fetuses-arent-people-in-malpractice-lawsuit)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jack Klompis on January 25, 2013, 02:52:37 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/calvin-hobbes-org/dadandcalvinsrecordplayer.jpg)

this thought has entered my mind on numerous occasions while sittin in my room spinning records

so that would mean that the closer the needle gets to the center, its running over more 'groove length' per second than it was earlier in the record, so since there is less information packed into the same amount of space, does that mean that the tracks closer to label are sonically more accurate than those closer to the edge (in respects to the reproduction of the sound source in the grooves, not so much in terms of what the human ear is capable of picking up on)??
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: friendly dave on January 25, 2013, 05:35:52 PM
Is there anywhere to get a hoodie with the old blockhead nothing is cool graphic on it?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on January 26, 2013, 02:01:18 AM
I often ponder what it would be like to live another life or someone else's life. Ill see some couple walking down the street and think how they came to be together, or if the guy beats her every day. To the extent of where Ill be thinking if I was a person about to get killed or vice versa, really fucked up shit. I put myself in these situations all the time for no apparent reason?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on January 26, 2013, 09:33:33 AM
(http://www.freewebs.com/calvin-hobbes-org/dadandcalvinsrecordplayer.jpg)

this thought has entered my mind on numerous occasions while sittin in my room spinning records

so that would mean that the closer the needle gets to the center, its running over more 'groove length' per second than it was earlier in the record, so since there is less information packed into the same amount of space, does that mean that the tracks closer to label are sonically more accurate than those closer to the edge (in respects to the reproduction of the sound source in the grooves, not so much in terms of what the human ear is capable of picking up on)??

I think it would be the other way around, that it runs over more "groove length" at the outer edge. But that's some interesting shit. I don't even know where one would go to get an answer for that though, I'm sure most the people that make the physical records probably don't even know the answer.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jack Klompis on January 26, 2013, 02:29:52 PM
word, i was just smoked out figured i'd add something i had pondered before, that calvin and hobbes was cool, never saw that one before
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on January 26, 2013, 03:52:18 PM
whether or not I'm in the friend zone
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on January 26, 2013, 04:13:37 PM
whether or not I'm in the friend zone

(http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/61/82/9340d98c15df14baa938755a12750187.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jimi420 on February 11, 2013, 11:50:22 PM
I remember years ago when I just started skating a friend was filming a backside flip over this gap and the filmer told me to get out of the background. It's always bothered me. Like why would you want it to look like nobody was there? Why would it matter if I was in the peripheral of the shot?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: heckler on February 12, 2013, 07:40:29 AM
whether or not I'm in the friend zone
If you have to ask, you probably are.

My girlfriend is moving to another continent in a few weeks, and things are probably gonna be over between us. It doesn't feel right ending a relationship when it doesn't feel like it should. Has anyone been through anything similar?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on February 12, 2013, 08:53:52 AM
I have. My girl and I were together a year and a few months when she left to go teach English in Spain. She went for two consecutive years and we'll have been together for 6 years in April. It's tough but if you really want to you can make it work. The first year she was gone I went and visited her for 3 weeks. That was a great initial experience. The second year, I was going to try and go for the whole time, but that fell through. I managed to save up enough money to go for the last six months. Like I say, it just depends on how strong your relationship is and how committed you are to making it work.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DarthMallGrab on February 13, 2013, 12:48:18 AM
Wondering if I really should start working full time. 50+ hours a week. Then I decided yes 'cause I'm trying to move the fuck up out the hood. It's a struggle
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jimi420 on February 13, 2013, 09:49:26 AM
whether or not I'm in the friend zone
I made it out of the friend zone and here's how you do it. Stop talking to her and then one day when she's really high and drunk be there when she has an emotional breakdown then be caring and nice. Be sensitive and listen to her, and then fuck her. But make sure you fuck her so good she screams. That's how I got out of the friendzone.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.J.K. on February 13, 2013, 10:03:24 AM
whether or not I'm in the friend zone
I made it out of the friend zone and here's how you do it. Stop talking to her and then one day when she's really high and drunk be there when she has an emotional breakdown then be caring and nice. Be sensitive and listen to her, and then fuck her. But make sure you fuck her so good she screams. That's how I got out of the friendzone.
Or just tell her how you feel.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on February 13, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
Any of you ever notice speed wobble "windows"? At a certain speed the wobbles come on, but then they pass as you go faster. Like when a plane breaks the sound barrier, they kinda lose control while they're going through the sound barrier, but then get complete control back once they break through it. Not like it would be at all the same physics at work, but you see the analogy.

I wonder if there's some whacky physics going on with the king pin at certain speeds under certain conditions.


Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on February 19, 2013, 01:49:56 AM
So a firecracker is essentially when you manual down some stairs, well what is it called when you do the same thing but with all four wheels still on the stairs? is it still called a firecracker? doesnt sound like a firecracker
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Probably A Robot on February 19, 2013, 02:12:08 AM
So a firecracker is essentially when you manual down some stairs, well what is it called when you do the same thing but with all four wheels still on the stairs? is it still called a firecracker? doesnt sound like a firecracker
I call that riding down stairs.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on February 19, 2013, 03:16:04 AM
So a firecracker is essentially when you manual down some stairs, well what is it called when you do the same thing but with all four wheels still on the stairs? is it still called a firecracker? doesnt sound like a firecracker
I call that riding down stairs.

Same, but its not a very catchy name "back side bigspin to ride down stairs"
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on February 19, 2013, 12:15:14 PM
How hard of a job being a 911 dispatcher really is, i feel like id leave work everyday crying
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on February 19, 2013, 01:12:24 PM
why do my testicles get so sensitive when im high?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 19, 2013, 02:11:36 PM
So a firecracker is essentially when you manual down some stairs, well what is it called when you do the same thing but with all four wheels still on the stairs? is it still called a firecracker? doesnt sound like a firecracker
i used to call that sketching stairs i think i got it from thps
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on February 19, 2013, 03:38:43 PM
How can there be no beginning, and no end?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1446902542bc3bcfd7b4a1269e325d72/tumblr_mexdvbqXO51rjpgkeo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on February 19, 2013, 04:54:18 PM
How can there be no beginning, and no end?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1446902542bc3bcfd7b4a1269e325d72/tumblr_mexdvbqXO51rjpgkeo1_250.gif)
And why, in the long run, do I not really care?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bust.factor on March 06, 2013, 01:14:36 AM
what is the equivalent of desiring chinese food for chinese people in china
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on March 06, 2013, 08:45:41 AM
Being hungry.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DeputyDoses on March 06, 2013, 09:19:31 AM
Existence and perception. Specifically, the concept that the world we create around us and the way in which we perceive things IS our world. That, and trying to understand the point of view of a mentally ill person and how their perception, although we refer to them as "ill" or "sick" is their world.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on March 07, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
What is going on here?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/009beaadc9788443785620ae134029f8/tumblr_mjaf85drAF1qbklpto1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on March 07, 2013, 03:21:24 PM
why do my testicles get so sensitive when im high?

I can't really tell you about your nuts but whenever I've gotten stoned lately I always have to shit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 07, 2013, 04:20:07 PM
What is going on here?

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/009beaadc9788443785620ae134029f8/tumblr_mjaf85drAF1qbklpto1_500.jpg)
Don't know, but I like ferrets and naked chicks, so...

Was this necessary?  How did this get approved?  I guess I'd take one.
(http://www.awhsales.com/images/product/medium/26180.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RoedGroed on March 08, 2013, 02:59:15 AM
Existence and perception. Specifically, the concept that the world we create around us and the way in which we perceive things IS our world. That, and trying to understand the point of view of a mentally ill person and how their perception, although we refer to them as "ill" or "sick" is their world.

Maybe read some Descartes and then some Kant.. I think this shit has been debated since the beginning of philosophy. Really interesting subject.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on March 17, 2013, 07:05:28 PM
I CAME ACROSS THIS ANTI SLIPPERY RUBBER CARPET FLOOR , I GUESS IT WOULD BE  A GREAT SUBSTITUTE FOR GRIPTAPE ::)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: thugnificent on March 17, 2013, 08:12:21 PM
imagine the look on an old persons face when they come across a captcha online
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SheepShagger on March 17, 2013, 08:30:01 PM
The idea that we might not have free will, and it's really fucking with me, it's hard to go to sleep.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on March 23, 2013, 11:35:32 AM
MAKING NEW FRIENDS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT SK8BOARDING
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on March 23, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
I thought about some heavy shit for the past week or so.

What if we are supposed to die to reach another level of living or something like that. Suicide only helps you get there faster.

What if I somehow started dealing heavy drugs at a young age and also saved all the money that I have ever received, where would I be right now?

What if I truly couldn't die, like I just end up in a lot of pain at most.

What if I was the creator of this world and everything in it. I made the complex roadways and advances in technology by simulating it in this subconscious state. I put all the people on this earth in my own world and everything happens for a reason predetermined by me. Someone else could have their own world elsewhere, but it could be half-assed and only an island somewhere that they made.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on March 23, 2013, 10:48:53 PM

What if I somehow started dealing heavy drugs at a young age and also saved all the money that I have ever received, where would I be right now?


Either dead or in jail. Just because you save, that doesn't change the results of that lifestyle.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: get gnarly on March 24, 2013, 02:12:33 AM
I thought about some heavy shit for the past week or so.

What if we are supposed to die to reach another level of living or something like that. Suicide only helps you get there faster.

What if I somehow started dealing heavy drugs at a young age and also saved all the money that I have ever received, where would I be right now?

What if I truly couldn't die, like I just end up in a lot of pain at most.

What if I was the creator of this world and everything in it. I made the complex roadways and advances in technology by simulating it in this subconscious state. I put all the people on this earth in my own world and everything happens for a reason predetermined by me. Someone else could have their own world elsewhere, but it could be half-assed and only an island somewhere that they made.

I'm pretty sure this is what you're getting at.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ben shraider on March 24, 2013, 04:11:40 AM
I thought about some heavy shit for the past week or so.

What if we are supposed to die to reach another level of living or something like that. Suicide only helps you get there faster.

What if I somehow started dealing heavy drugs at a young age and also saved all the money that I have ever received, where would I be right now?

What if I truly couldn't die, like I just end up in a lot of pain at most.

What if I was the creator of this world and everything in it. I made the complex roadways and advances in technology by simulating it in this subconscious state. I put all the people on this earth in my own world and everything happens for a reason predetermined by me. Someone else could have their own world elsewhere, but it could be half-assed and only an island somewhere that they made.

Why do you expect that level to be any better than this one right here? What if there are levels that go harder and harder all the time, and if you live a good life compared to what circumstances you started, then you pass on to the next level. In the end there is a prize for the winner.

There's no point on using your time thinking about these things
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on March 24, 2013, 04:45:58 AM
where did victor go?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Omamori on March 24, 2013, 08:10:13 AM
Deleted his account, guess he was over this forum. He still updates his tumblr

http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GarglesCmen on March 24, 2013, 01:51:32 PM
[/b]

I'm pretty sure this is what you're getting at.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism)

Wow, that is interesting

 

Quote
Why do you expect that level to be any better than this one right here? What if there are levels that go harder and harder all the time, and if you live a good life compared to what circumstances you started, then you pass on to the next level. In the end there is a prize for the winner.

There's no point on using your time thinking about these things

That is another way to look at it.
I took some classes this year where we have a ton of free time since we don't really do anything in the classes so these thoughts pop up. Not like I am going to act on them or anything but I think of weird shit sometimes.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.J.K. on March 24, 2013, 01:53:46 PM
Deleted his account, guess he was over this forum. He still updates his tumblr

http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/ (http://easternfronts.tumblr.com/)
Slap suffers greatly from the lack of Supreme dick riding and shitty 'things that made you laugh today' posts.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Archie Bunker on March 24, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
was wonderin because i recently saw a picture of him filming kennedy cantrell and some other guy.  maybe some of the footage he's filmed will be in that new iron claw video
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodBurger on March 24, 2013, 09:59:45 PM
I have this reoccurring dream where I'm in a mall food court and all of the sudden I realize the chairs are 200ft tall. Nobody except me find this to be strange. What if that's what mall food courts were really like?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: EPetrov on March 24, 2013, 11:09:25 PM
will i be succesful
 will I be happy
will my face stop hurting
will i learn nollie crooks
will i ever not have anxiety again
will i get laid
will i ever go to sleep before 1:00 am
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 25, 2013, 12:59:04 AM
Any of you guys ever sat and looked at a board and thought if the bolt holes are even?

i did it today and it really started too fuck with my eyes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on March 25, 2013, 04:44:37 PM
Been contemplating learning tricks lately. My hypothesis is that if you have your bases covered, it take six hours to learn a trick. Example: I can't do nollie crooks, but I can nollie and I can crook. So I got my bases covered, and I think if I try nollie crooks for six hours (not necessarily in a row) then I will get that shit. I'll begin research this week
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on March 26, 2013, 06:13:31 PM
will i be succesful
 will I be happy
will my face stop hurting
will i learn nollie crooks
will i ever not have anxiety again
will i get laid
will i ever go to sleep before 1:00 am

que sera sera
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DeputyDoses on March 26, 2013, 10:41:12 PM
Why the FUCK is my grip acting weird? I've been skating mob grip for 5 years now without problems...
It's either some weird bullshit with the top ply of the deck or this sheet is just shitty... God damn it.

Also, I've pondered social awareness.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on March 28, 2013, 04:32:16 AM
Who has got the most skate 3 time clocked in? Mines at 145.53.06s
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mad Lauder on April 03, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
why do truck companies put the graphic on upside down?
like i know its for display purposes but what about when someone is skating?
then the graphic is upside down and looks dumb.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on April 03, 2013, 06:51:14 PM
why do truck companies put the graphic on upside down?
like i know its for display purposes but what about when someone is skating?
then the graphic is upside down and looks dumb.

you cant really see the grafics when somebody is skating anyways , How ever when you hand the board to somebody they usualy flip it around to see grafics on board and trucks ,
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on April 03, 2013, 06:52:37 PM
north korea
giving effort for school work
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GeorgeHanson on April 04, 2013, 09:43:01 AM
Is a fish able to percieve anything beyond the surface of the water?

If we inherit physical traits from past family members, do we then inherit psychological (ie memories) from our relatives?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: goosey on April 04, 2013, 10:18:29 AM
whether to go to o'dells photography thing tonight 

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 04, 2013, 01:22:26 PM
Is a fish able to percieve anything beyond the surface of the water?

What the fuck is water?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Brick on April 04, 2013, 01:29:35 PM
Is a fish able to percieve anything beyond the surface of the water?

If we inherit physical traits from past family members, do we then inherit psychological (ie memories) from our relatives?

probably nothing beyond predispositions to psychological/intelligence based traits, but memories are stored in neurons, and would have no conceivable way for that information to be transported down to the gamete producing cells in the nads
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: finknoos on April 05, 2013, 02:06:59 AM
Howcome... if you have sex at night, it makes you sleepy, where-as if you have sex in the morning it makes you feel chirpy and fresh?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GeorgeHanson on April 05, 2013, 06:45:33 AM
Is this the bump when high thread under a different alias?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on April 05, 2013, 11:50:09 PM
Is this the bump when high thread under a different alias?

Essentially, yes.


Why can I easily recall my 16 digit debit card number but can never remember the 3 digit security code on the back?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: choke mayne on April 06, 2013, 12:04:13 AM
why do truck companies put the graphic on upside down?
like i know its for display purposes but what about when someone is skating?
then the graphic is upside down and looks dumb.

you cant really see the grafics when somebody is skating anyways , How ever when you hand the board to somebody they usualy flip it around to see grafics on board and trucks ,

also for good pics of kickflips
the truck text is right-side-up when the board is upside down
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on April 11, 2013, 04:06:48 AM
What happens if you take supplements for muscle growth if you skate on a daily basis? Like protein powder, creatine, amino acids and shit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DeputyDoses on April 12, 2013, 11:26:51 AM
why do truck companies put the graphic on upside down?
like i know its for display purposes but what about when someone is skating?
then the graphic is upside down and looks dumb.

I feel ya. It's all for display purposes, as you said (and potentially some tricks, I guess).

Ventures were always upside down for display models, but I guess their logo changed over the past couple years.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SOTMYckf52M/T8ctH7OI4_I/AAAAAAAAABY/79xrBktpo9U/s1600/Venture_Truck_Color(1).jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Simon Woodstock on April 12, 2013, 03:04:28 PM
If a highly functional, stunt capable, 18 wheeled skateboard could be a reality..
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on April 12, 2013, 10:28:42 PM
If a highly functional, stunt capable, 18 wheeled skateboard could be a reality..
I have a set of ventures and a set of old wheels to donate to this.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: wallieD on April 13, 2013, 01:46:10 PM
does zizzo lurk slap? 0:18 covered booty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlF_e0C1NB4
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Zurg on April 13, 2013, 07:58:32 PM
What happens if you take supplements for muscle growth if you skate on a daily basis? Like protein powder, creatine, amino acids and shit.

if they work itll probably make skating harder. arent those more to bulk up?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: foureyedjim on April 13, 2013, 10:07:49 PM
What happens if you take supplements for muscle growth if you skate on a daily basis? Like protein powder, creatine, amino acids and shit.

if they work itll probably make skating harder. arent those more to bulk up?

If you're only skating, most/all the muscle mass gain is happening in the legs.
You won't necessarily "bulk up."  The protein helps the muscle recover better as far as I know. 
You'll probably see more strength and tone in the muscle you use for skating.

But at the end of the day, I don't really believe in taking that purified protein crap. 
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on April 15, 2013, 01:18:09 AM
What happens if you take supplements for muscle growth if you skate on a daily basis? Like protein powder, creatine, amino acids and shit.

if they work itll probably make skating harder. arent those more to bulk up?

If you're only skating, most/all the muscle mass gain is happening in the legs.
You won't necessarily "bulk up."  The protein helps the muscle recover better as far as I know. 
You'll probably see more strength and tone in the muscle you use for skating.

But at the end of the day, I don't really believe in taking that purified protein crap. 


Yeah, the main purpose of supplements like that is to bulk up I guess.

Hm, yeah.. It's true that you do use your legs a lot while skating, but don't you think that you also could develop core strenght like a motherfucker if you do use supplements like that? I often get sore in my lower back and abdominals to when I skate, so you might gain some mass in those areas to.

I can see why you dont believe in protein supplements, and if you're getting enough protein through your diet, there's no point in taking them. But creatin on the other hand is different. It actually makes you stronger and increases your stamina a bit. As far as I know, creatine is the only supplement besides steroids that actually has documented effects. Probably won't make you a better skateboarder though..
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Post by: foureyedjim on April 15, 2013, 01:35:17 AM
Supplements should only really be taken if you have a deficiency or something
I feel like drinking purified protein is like lying to yourself.  It just seems very emasculating to take it rather than achieving things on your own.  For instance, I know of this anabolic supplement called 'rage' that people take and apparently it's a crazy stimulant that helps body builders endure pain better.  I don't give a shit about body building either way, but if the whole point of body building is to become stronger, then what's the point if you're dependent on steroid type shit in order to achieve your goals?

By the way I think creatine shrinks your balls, but I'm not sure and I'm too lazy to google it haha
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on April 28, 2013, 07:54:45 AM
The expansion of the universe is still occurring as a result of the Big Bang so we are essentially just a very complex and extended explosion
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Post by: finknoos on April 30, 2013, 02:41:49 AM
Why do americans call petrol "gas" when it is clearly a liquid
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Post by: Probably A Robot on April 30, 2013, 03:59:10 AM
Why do americans call petrol "gas" when it is clearly a liquid
The root "gas" has a meaning which doesn't necessarily mean gaseous in general, but a specific type of gas, one that can be burnt as fuel. The suffix "ole" refers to any oil-based form, and "ine" noting a further distinction among hydrocarbons. So that's how we got the word gasoline, and over time it was shortened to just gas.
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Post by: myrrh on May 13, 2013, 01:18:27 PM
Do ghosts have the decency to not look when you are masturbating?
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Post by: brycickle on May 13, 2013, 01:31:45 PM
Probably not. I'm sure that is one of the only things that ghosts have to look forward to anymore.
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 13, 2013, 04:43:57 PM
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...
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Post by: bottom feeder on May 14, 2013, 02:42:57 AM
Is the 'dark flow' that is observed in the centaurus region of space the gravity  of another universe affecting ours, like two bubbles touching.  If so, could this pull of gravity from outside our own observable universe be related to the sudden expansion speculated after the big bang?    
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_flow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_flow)
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Post by: AssBandit on May 14, 2013, 11:42:48 AM
If I should get back to work, or keep cruising the internet till my boss comes around to my desk. 
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Post by: Adam Abbas on May 17, 2013, 04:59:15 AM
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...

...to guarantee a fun-filled sleepover party? Not enough, most likely.


Some skate-related things I was wondering about are:

Where did Vicky go?

Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?

If a kid riding his board down the street got attacked, how many pros would stop to help him if they were driving by themselves?

Does Ari Marcopoulos still take skate photos?

What would Bukowski have thought about skating? I can't recall him mentioning it anywhere.
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Post by: Probably A Robot on May 17, 2013, 05:23:50 PM
Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vrzqL-rBtN0/UAyGmpiqtVI/AAAAAAAAUCQ/NJ2_VdBGJQU/s1600/cardstransferillchrome.jpg)
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Post by: Adam Abbas on May 17, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Does anyone actually do Indy nosebones, or is that a trick relegated to video games and punk rock posters?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vrzqL-rBtN0/UAyGmpiqtVI/AAAAAAAAUCQ/NJ2_VdBGJQU/s1600/cardstransferillchrome.jpg)

Cardiel! Excellent photo, thanks for posting it.
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Post by: NergTurtleson on May 17, 2013, 07:49:52 PM
Does "space" have mass? If it doesn't then why do we put it into the same category that would adhere to our laws of physics, and consequently the universe. Couldn't the universe (orbital bodies, matter, etc.) be projecting away from the origin of the big bang, but space be standing still because it doesn't move and is (unlike a universe) infinite. Meaning that we live in infinite space but a finite universe (multiverse).

I'm pretty deep in the bottle, but was thinking about this. Please feel free to crush.
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Post by: Shredsledder on May 17, 2013, 08:50:57 PM
"space" is a vacuum, no mass.

Astrophysics?

You lost me at the end.
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Post by: bottom feeder on May 18, 2013, 05:09:55 AM
Does "space" have mass? If it doesn't then why do we put it into the same category that would adhere to our laws of physics, and consequently the universe. Couldn't the universe (orbital bodies, matter, etc.) be projecting away from the origin of the big bang, but space be standing still because it doesn't move and is (unlike a universe) infinite. Meaning that we live in infinite space but a finite universe (multiverse).

I'm pretty deep in the bottle, but was thinking about this. Please feel free to crush.

I think the theory is that there isn't such a thing as totally empty space or a total vacuum; particles are coming into and out of existence all the time.  The Higgs field permeates all of space/time, and it's how particles interact with the Higgs field that gives them mass.
So, the Higgs field was created just after the initial big bang, and the coalescing of matter is a result of the Higgs field.  I think that's the prevailing theory, but someone else might know better on here?

edit: just found the wiki dude: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_field (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_field)
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Post by: BraveUlysses on May 19, 2013, 06:49:50 AM
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?
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Post by: sleepypancakes on May 19, 2013, 12:45:07 PM
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?
Shit on the hood of their car?
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Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 19, 2013, 04:21:13 PM
Does the oriental couple who live below me have a ton of sex or does the chick just despise her mate and bitches constantly?
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 19, 2013, 04:50:56 PM
there is no question it is the latter. can't believe you even had to ponder that.
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Post by: Chris Hansen is back on May 19, 2013, 05:00:26 PM
oriental couple
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Post by: MuchasGracias on May 27, 2013, 03:30:52 AM
Would forcing someone to eat datura be a good way to torture them?
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Post by: dinosaur on May 27, 2013, 04:59:30 AM
have you ever?

Have you ever had a dream like this? (Subtitles) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxyMm0Hza8#ws)
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Post by: Kain on June 04, 2013, 11:21:58 PM
sooo what's the best way to flush THC out of your system? i didn't smoke for a full year but a week and a half ago i did for a few days, and i have a drug test coming up next week. what's worked for you guys?

wasn't sure which thread to post this in, but here it is
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Post by: poopmonkey on June 05, 2013, 01:45:08 AM
What are the chances of me banging the girl sitting next to me at my internship?
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Post by: MFLUDER on June 05, 2013, 02:00:20 AM
What are the chances of me banging the girl sitting next to me at my internship?

You just need to stick your chest out and assert your dominance like an alpha chimp.
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Post by: MuchasGracias on June 05, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Are there any female SLAP pals?
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Post by: Kankle on June 07, 2013, 08:30:03 PM
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.
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Post by: pinche gringo on June 07, 2013, 08:57:50 PM
How do you tell neighbors who don't speak english to shut the fuck up and not park in your driveway?
Shit on the hood of their car?
Post pics too.
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Post by: kook nukem on June 07, 2013, 09:20:01 PM
Are there any female SLAP pals?
Oh, shit.
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Post by: MuchasGracias on June 07, 2013, 10:39:15 PM
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.

dafuq?
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Post by: mattofallmatts on June 08, 2013, 12:08:37 AM
(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/pulledit27/photo2-3.jpg) (http://s940.photobucket.com/user/pulledit27/media/photo2-3.jpg.html)
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Post by: Probably A Robot on June 08, 2013, 02:45:27 AM
^ "Instants are not parts of time, for time is not made up of instants any more than a magnitude is made of points. Hence it does not follow that a thing is not in motion in a given time, just because it is not in motion in any instant of that time."
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Post by: Monty Burns on June 23, 2013, 05:09:52 AM
How long could you survive on life support ? . Lets say a really healthy dude who ate right and exercised his whole life .
Befor he starts getting too sick , we stick him on life support and have machines help him with everything

could we break the world record on longest living dude and push 150 ? 200 ?
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Post by: RCB3 on July 02, 2013, 03:37:11 PM
Why does grape juice not taste like grapes?
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Post by: brycickle on July 02, 2013, 04:31:27 PM
It's called purple drank.
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Post by: swagdragon123 on July 02, 2013, 05:00:22 PM
How would you finish this?
How many Fast and Furious movies does it take...
to get a gay person off

(my brother not me)
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Post by: MuchasGracias on July 03, 2013, 07:13:57 PM
It's called purple drank.

gnar'd
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Post by: happenstance on July 04, 2013, 02:14:50 AM
Youtube going out of business would have a profound effect on the archiving of skateboard history.
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 07, 2013, 10:57:38 PM
I've been thinking about the Egg Theory a lot lately. I don't necessarily believe in it, but it's a neat thought.
According to the theory, you are all me, and I am me. I am living, will live, and have lived every life that there is to live. I am in training to become a god. And in doing so, I must live every life that there has been, is, or will ever be as my training. When I die in one life, I am able to communicate with another god that has matured and gone through this already, they will answer any questions I have and we can talk until I am born into my new life. Then once I live every life, I move into the real world where the gods reside. And then I train the next person by putting them into each life. So, if I help some lady put groceries in her trunk, I am helping myself, or if I get hit by a bus, I can become an some asian, female, worker in the 500's. Or Johnny Appleseed or something. So, you are all me and I am me. Or, we are all you and you are you.

I'm going to tell you what I took from this.  Next time someone tells you to go fuck yourself, you can reply with, " Oh I have, an incomprehensible number of times."
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Post by: Mad Lauder on July 12, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
what the hell is that levis skate collection ad talkin about?
are they tryin to say im some sort of lame for skatin a 7.75?
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Post by: finknoos on July 13, 2013, 07:23:59 AM
Why dont people like ricta anymore?
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Post by: neko on July 13, 2013, 09:31:58 AM
Why dont people like ricta anymore?

Cause their wheels are trash. Flat spot in like two seconds, slick as ice.
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Post by: Chipp on July 13, 2013, 02:05:19 PM
Why dont people like ricta anymore?

Cause their wheels are trash. Flat spot in like two seconds, slick as ice.

"This is my helicopter, I put glitter on the duh dut duh duh dut part"
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Post by: dillanharp on July 13, 2013, 10:07:57 PM
what the hell is that levis skate collection ad talkin about?
are they tryin to say im some sort of lame for skatin a 7.75?

Fuck I came here to post the same shit!!
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Post by: MuchasGracias on July 16, 2013, 11:10:19 PM
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps
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Post by: MuchasGracias on July 19, 2013, 03:52:00 PM
did SAP focus?
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on July 21, 2013, 06:06:50 PM
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps


Backing this!

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Post by: formeitscrazylike on July 21, 2013, 07:18:39 PM
jenkem should do an article on the best ten deck snaps


Hensley (I believe) in end of first Black Label video, not to mention The One he did in the first place.
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Post by: ChewyPoo on July 22, 2013, 12:04:16 AM
Been getting super into Buddhism and Buddhist thoughts and ways of living. I want to join the monastery(?) thats in my city but leaving life behind including skateboarding is a massive decision and would be pretty hard to commit too.
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Post by: brycickle on July 22, 2013, 02:53:32 PM
If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.
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Post by: The Human Condom on July 25, 2013, 08:52:50 PM
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 
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Post by: Garth Marenghi on July 26, 2013, 01:26:02 AM
If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.

Or go full retard and join the amish? Is that even possible? I'd go for that if I lived in the States.

Is 15 minutes of waiting on the phone too much time spent to give it up?
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Post by: Brick on July 26, 2013, 07:46:57 AM
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 

give them 20% of what it would normally cost?
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Post by: neko on July 26, 2013, 09:27:22 PM
After getting a free, complimentary haircut from a stylist-in-training at a Supercuts, how much is the tip supposed to be? 
I gave a couple bucks.  Should I have tipped more?
I mean, how can you give 20% of zero? 

give them 20% of what it would normally cost?

Nah, more than that. If you're getting hooked up, you gotta hook them up. Give them like 50%. You're getting a helluva deal, the least you can do is share in that.

...unless the haircut was shitty or took three hours. Then something like 20-30% is probably fine. Unless they were super nice.

If you're going to join a monastery, go Catholic, move to Belgium and make/drink beer all day.

Or go full retard and join the amish? Is that even possible? I'd go for that if I lived in the States.

The Amish are actually pretty rad. Aside from being nice to a fault, and the hardest workers, their philosophy on life is pretty cool, too. They aren't the Luddites people make them out to be; they don't embrace technology for its own sake, but they don't shun it either. They embrace technology only if it enriches their community. So they won't have personal telephones, as they're alienating (think about it, it's true); but they'll have a phone booth in their town, so their businesses can contact clients/vendors. And they're sure as shit not out there proselytizing like other religions, they keep to themselves about that.
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Post by: wallieD on July 27, 2013, 03:37:52 AM
will twuan have a part in keepin it real in the cell 3?
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Post by: wisdom teeth on July 27, 2013, 10:30:13 AM
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?
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Post by: brent on July 27, 2013, 10:59:13 AM
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?
because then there would be no footage to put at the end of transworld videos, duh
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Post by: KoRnholio8 on July 27, 2013, 01:47:06 PM
Why don't skaters make some sort of rubber cushioning that could go around the edges of a flash, so when your board shoots out into it and it falls over it doesn't get busted?

I made a thread on skate perception proposing a similar protection solution, but experienced photogs brushed the idea aside, because it happens very rarely and the bulbs are not that expensive
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Post by: wallieD on July 28, 2013, 12:54:15 PM
how many times has jay leno received the stink palm over all the years he's shook hands with a section of his audience at the beginning of every show
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQm8ntJkcqKAhToWQh4t1ZGmCycks8RgP05SWUBMsTvtQ4ba4cmg)
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Post by: MuchasGracias on August 05, 2013, 06:55:25 PM
What ever happened to the forum feeders? Last one was in June.
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Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on August 11, 2013, 07:22:12 PM
WELL , I BELIEVE MEN WENT TO THE MOON
BUT HOW DID THEY COME BACK IF THERE WERENT ANY ROCKET LAUNCHERS THERE ???
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Post by: Omamori on August 12, 2013, 04:59:57 PM
Why do people make it impossible to hang out? I have one person that follows through with plans. Everyone else is "busy".
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Post by: neko on August 12, 2013, 11:29:27 PM
Why do people make it impossible to hang out? I have one person that follows through with plans. Everyone else is "busy".

Some are legitimately busy. Some are hiding their social anxiety. Fuck it, roll solo.
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Post by: formeitscrazylike on August 13, 2013, 12:50:03 AM
Or, if we did go, why the fuck has no one been back? All those years of technological evolution, why aren't slap users discounting hellaclips videos all "dude anyone can kickflip up 9 on the moon"?
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Post by: sleepypancakes on August 13, 2013, 05:17:23 PM
Will anyone make me a gif of the Huf x Civilist demo of Dylan.'s first couple seconds for me? Probably not. But if so...
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Post by: SEAN PABLO on August 13, 2013, 09:14:47 PM
Will anyone make me a gif of the Huf x Civilist demo of Dylan.'s first couple seconds for me? Probably not. But if so...

u r such a twinkie hehehe
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Post by: floop on August 15, 2013, 02:48:18 PM
it's baby skunk season again.  i find it interesting how young skunks are when they set out on their own, into the big bad world. 

it takes humans 18 years (or more) to leave the nest.  skunks, as soon as they can walk it seems, venture out (despite dangers like cars, dogs, coyotes, humans etc...).   it's kind of rad


deep thoughts by Jack Handy
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Post by: Gnarwhal on August 15, 2013, 09:05:51 PM
is the girl sitting across the train from me half lebanese?  or does she have fetal alcohol syndrome? 
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on August 16, 2013, 07:05:18 AM
how much beer coudl i drink if someone took my loved ones hostage and said drink as many beers as you can befor ei murder yoru family
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Post by: hornyrick on August 17, 2013, 08:55:17 AM
Decided I need to do something this school year to improve my standards of living so I am not such a miserable bastard while in school. Suggestions welcomed!
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Post by: Shredsledder on August 17, 2013, 09:06:36 AM
keep your place minimal, don't bring too much furniture/bullshit in. makes it easier to orchestrate the room to your liking and makes cleaning so much easier and faster.

A clean room is pretty key for mental health, for a lot of people at least. I know dudes who are stoked to live in their own filth so whatever floats your boat.
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Post by: BraveUlysses on August 19, 2013, 05:33:44 PM
Been over thinking about the phrase "least favorite" lately. When people say something is their "least favorite" shouldn't that mean that out of all their things that are their favorite of that group that the one thing in that the specific group they're talking about is the least? People use the phrase to describe something they hate whereas to me the phrase should be used to describe something one enjoys but not as much as other things they enjoy in that category because of the use of the word "favorite" to describe it.

For instance if someone says "Batman is my least favorite superhero" they are saying that they don't like Batman but to me it should mean that out of all their favorite superheros Batman is one of them but the least of them all.

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Post by: Paco Supreme on August 19, 2013, 05:42:22 PM
why is covering nipples on things considered censorship? you can still see the rest of the tits
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Post by: MuchasGracias on August 19, 2013, 07:05:14 PM
why is covering nipples on things considered censorship? you can still see the rest of the tits

haha I know right, might as well flop out the whole titty
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on August 19, 2013, 07:17:35 PM
why is covering nipples on things considered censorship? you can still see the rest of the tits

haha I know right, might as well flop out the whole titty

Why does nudity in video games have a higher rating then shooting people with blood and guts going everywhere ...

Why cant I get apps on my Iphone , its in the fucking itunes thing but wont go into the phone ,  almost focused my phone and my laptop
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Gnarfunkell on August 20, 2013, 09:56:44 AM
why is covering nipples on things considered censorship? you can still see the rest of the tits

haha I know right, might as well flop out the whole titty

Why cant I get apps on my Iphone , its in the fucking itunes thing but wont go into the phone ,?  almost focused my phone and my laptop

I just had some issues with my apps because I made a new account. If you've changed around your account you may want to delete the apps and add them with the new account.

Also, try using the App Store app on your phone to get them instead?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on August 21, 2013, 03:13:39 PM
why is covering nipples on things considered censorship? you can still see the rest of the tits

haha I know right, might as well flop out the whole titty

Why cant I get apps on my Iphone , its in the fucking itunes thing but wont go into the phone ,?  almost focused my phone and my laptop

I just had some issues with my apps because I made a new account. If you've changed around your account you may want to delete the apps and add them with the new account.

Also, try using the App Store app on your phone to get them instead?

Yeah I had to turn on the internet on the phone and get the apps from the app store . thanks for the help dude

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Post by: SqueezeThePulp on August 25, 2013, 03:25:14 PM
Is everything bullshit? Yes and no. I have this thought every few seconds every day. Cognitive dissonance.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on August 25, 2013, 06:22:42 PM
What happened to the price checking shits at stores? I ain't seen one in a minute and I believe the last one I saw didn't work.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on August 26, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
SLAPPIES BERTLEMANN SLIDES, THINK  IM GONNA TRY THAT :)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on August 31, 2013, 06:11:14 PM
What happened to Nathan Porter?
Rasa Libre Presents- Nathan Porter in Essence of Freedom on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/24029517)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on September 01, 2013, 01:38:23 AM
talkin to this girl that goes to college like an hour away, wonder if its worth it to keep texting/talking to her...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 01, 2013, 05:55:07 PM
talkin to this girl that goes to college like an hour away, wonder if its worth it to keep texting/talking to her...

Hmmm thats a tough one, keep thinking about it i guess
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on September 01, 2013, 08:41:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality)




existentialism is causing me problems.

"In existentialism, the individual's starting point is characterized by what has been called "the existential attitude", or a sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world"

Is this not everybody?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on September 02, 2013, 10:52:25 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality)




existentialism is causing me problems.

"In existentialism, the individual's starting point is characterized by what has been called "the existential attitude", or a sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world"

Is this not everybody?

Most people are happy just to work a 9-5 with no complications and its just enough they dont hate their job . Go out everyweekend and get drunk or high and listen to pop music , Woshiping kim kardashian and the jersey shore people

so no
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 02, 2013, 05:47:48 PM
dont judge me
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on September 02, 2013, 06:42:18 PM
i came in here to post something i had really been thinking hard about, but then i forgot it...oh well.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: neko on September 02, 2013, 11:03:02 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality)




existentialism is causing me problems.

"In existentialism, the individual's starting point is characterized by what has been called "the existential attitude", or a sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world"

Is this not everybody?

Most people are happy just to work a 9-5 with no complications and its just enough they dont hate their job . Go out everyweekend and get drunk or high and listen to pop music , Woshiping kim kardashian and the jersey shore people

so no

Do you really think that's true? I feel like there's a general malaise from the unfulfilling nature of that lifestyle...hence why people try to fill that void by buying shit. "Life will be so much better once I buy _____." The Western Way?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on September 06, 2013, 02:37:32 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consensus_reality)




existentialism is causing me problems.

"In existentialism, the individual's starting point is characterized by what has been called "the existential attitude", or a sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world"

Is this not everybody?

Most people are happy just to work a 9-5 with no complications and its just enough they dont hate their job . Go out everyweekend and get drunk or high and listen to pop music , Woshiping kim kardashian and the jersey shore people

so no

Do you really think that's true? I feel like there's a general malaise from the unfulfilling nature of that lifestyle...hence why people try to fill that void by buying shit. "Life will be so much better once I buy _____." The Western Way?

just look at mass media , all the reality shows , people idolizing people who have done nothing but being famous for being famous .

A person like Britney Spears is regarded as a talented artist by millions of people . Yet people are telling her what to wear , how to dress , what to say , producing and making her music for her , writing her lyrics and autotuning her singing

How does that even work ?   Why is snooki and those other jersey shore people make alot of money for being idiots on TV ? 

Why is hollywood remaking movie after movie , showing bad movies down out throat . Movies that cost 100s of millions to make and even though most these movies are absoulte shit , they still make 100s of millions

Why isnt all of this money being poured into healthcare or education ? why are not people who invent cures or furthers science super stars instead of idiots ?

Nobody cares , thats why .
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 07, 2013, 12:33:50 AM
I think about this all the time. Are my mental issues real or am I just a bitch? I always feel like it's the latter, but then whenever I talk to someone about it they tell me it's the former. This leads me to believe it's a bit of both, but mostly that I'm just a bitch. People also tell me I'm intelligent, but holy shit, I feel like the dumbest person on the planet all the fucking time. What the fuck is intelligence anyway? Why the fuck can't I get and/or hold down a job? Am I really that incompetent? Should I keep playing Dungeons and Dragons? Should I delete this or post it? Fuck it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bottom feeder on September 07, 2013, 03:06:59 AM
Man up.  Most people have problems, but don't feel like they need to cry to he world about them. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 07, 2013, 12:06:47 PM
I think about this all the time. Are my mental issues real or am I just a bitch? I always feel like it's the latter, but then whenever I talk to someone about it they tell me it's the former. This leads me to believe it's a bit of both, but mostly that I'm just a bitch. People also tell me I'm intelligent, but holy shit, I feel like the dumbest person on the planet all the fucking time. What the fuck is intelligence anyway? Why the fuck can't I get and/or hold down a job? Am I really that incompetent? Should I keep playing Dungeons and Dragons? Should I delete this or post it? Fuck it.
I agree that it could be both. Because when it comes down to it, the only person that can help you is you. It's great to have support and someone to talk to. But at the end of the day, you'll have to work on changing your outlook. That idea that you're incompetent and inadequate is poison. You're a good dude I'm sure. People have rough stuff to go through often in life. Do what makes you happy. Start focusing more on the things that you want out of life and find avenues to achieve them. Work yourself out of your hole, move to a new city, go out to a bar and meet people, hang out with friends, masturbate, skate somewhere by yourself and have some fun, mostly, get out and do things to take your mind off of it. Don't sit and dwell, and don't self medicate. It's a hard time I know, but you're good, you're worth people's time, you just have to find those people first.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on September 07, 2013, 12:16:05 PM
BE GLAD OF YOUR VIRGINITY, YOU LL GO TO HEAVEN IF YOU PRAY
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Morty Seinfeld on September 07, 2013, 01:27:06 PM
What happened to Nathan Porter?
Rasa Libre Presents- Nathan Porter in Essence of Freedom on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/24029517)

he rides for Snack now
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BuddyPal on September 07, 2013, 03:00:08 PM
like why yo, seriously?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nosporlactune on September 09, 2013, 09:41:14 PM
If I was presented with the opportunity to have the talent of a forgettable but decent am on a whack company like darkstar, but with that comes herpes, would I take that opportunity?

And should I pop this massive blister on my toe or not.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 09, 2013, 09:45:44 PM
Quote
Lamm says it's simpler than that. "The song is about writing a song. It's not mystical," he says. Take a look at some of the lyrics:

Waiting for the break of day--He's been up all night and now it's getting close to sunrise.
Searching for something to say--Trying to think of song lyrics.
Flashing lights against the sky--Perhaps stars or the traditional flashing neon hotel sign.
Giving up I close my eyes--He's exhausted and his eyes hurt from being open too long, so he closes them.
Staring blindly into space--This expression can be seen often on the faces of writers and reporters. Trust me.
Getting up to splash my face--Something you do when you're trying to stay awake, though a good cup of Starbuck's does wonders for Cecil and me.
Wanting just to stay awake, wondering how much I can take--How far can he push himself to get the song done?
Should I try to do some more?--This is the line that makes many think it's a drug song. But it is just as easily construed as a frustrated writer wondering if he should try to do some more lyrics/songwriting.

As for the curious title, Lamm says, "It's just a reference to the time of day"--as in "waiting for the break of day" at 25 or (2)6 minutes to 4 a.m. (3:35 or 3:34 a.m.)


:o :o
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on September 19, 2013, 01:15:17 AM
What the fuck happened to that dude who got rag-dolled on hollywood high in baker 3?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on September 22, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
been wondering lately if im schizoid.
edit: took an online quiz, and apparently im just the strong silent type, not schizoid.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: paraquat on October 05, 2013, 09:02:05 AM
Has Jereme Rogers ever done a wallie?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on October 05, 2013, 09:14:47 AM
Why do I keep waking up with a headache? (Not a hangover)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: paraquat on October 05, 2013, 09:22:18 AM
Why do I keep waking up with a headache? (Not a hangover)

Are you dehydrated?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on October 05, 2013, 09:42:29 AM
Why do I keep waking up with a headache? (Not a hangover)

Are you dehydrated?
At the moment, no. I have at least two glasses of water before bed. I think it may be the position I sleep in.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on October 10, 2013, 02:17:47 PM
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RoedGroed on October 10, 2013, 02:55:06 PM
Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on October 10, 2013, 03:15:49 PM
Apparently Slim Thug was a lanky teenager.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on October 10, 2013, 03:32:43 PM
Why do I always drink way too much coffee on an empty stomach?  Like, numerous times a week.  I know what's gonna happen.  Hershey squirts and dry heaving, tweaking.  Ugh.

Also, government shutdown and no one inspecting our food.  CONSPIRACY PARANOIA!!!!!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DeputyDoses on October 10, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
Why do I continue to buy Vans shoes, knowing full well that they'll skate amazing for a few days, only to be disappointed by complete and utter floppiness?
Instant gratification leaves me feeling unfulfilled in the end and leaves my wallet a little lighter every time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on October 16, 2013, 07:21:05 PM
Why, after applying to so many places, have I not gotten any calls or emails about an interview? Gotta step up my game I guess.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on October 16, 2013, 07:44:33 PM
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part

You're lucky your city hasn't banned plastic bags and makes you pay $.10 for paper.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on October 18, 2013, 04:21:40 PM
Why don't we call kidney stones "pee gravel" instead?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on October 18, 2013, 06:13:24 PM
Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?
sometimes i ponder whether your username is supposed to be like an asian person saying "rold gold".... like the pretzel company. but i kind of doubt it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: daddy on October 19, 2013, 12:43:30 AM
Anyone remember maybe a year or two ago there was some photos posted on here of some weird ass guy with like these real doll mannequins that sort of had like cat/rabbit faces? He had them posed in the back of his convertible and they had on dresses and bras and stuff? Those pictures were super weird and I'd like to know if I can see them again???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on October 19, 2013, 08:06:45 AM
Anyone remember maybe a year or two ago there was some photos posted on here of some weird ass guy with like these real doll mannequins that sort of had like cat/rabbit faces? He had them posed in the back of his convertible and they had on dresses and bras and stuff? Those pictures were super weird and I'd like to know if I can see them again???
Search 4Chan, I'm sure you'll see them there.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RoedGroed on October 19, 2013, 08:28:29 AM
Why Slim Thug calls himself Slim Thug when he isn't exactly slim? Not that he is fat, but he just isnt slim?
sometimes i ponder whether your username is supposed to be like an asian person saying "rold gold".... like the pretzel company. but i kind of doubt it.

Hahaha! It really is the name of a legendary Danish dish, 'R?d gr?d med fl?de'.

(http://www.meyersmadhus.dk/uploads/m_recipe/26_picture_2223_1.jpg)

Apparently its one of the hardest sentences to pronounce when not being danish. Now you know! Haha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 20, 2013, 10:22:18 PM
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: vancanman on October 21, 2013, 01:47:43 AM
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?

Because you probably need a break from feeling your body sensations, pains, obsessive thoughts etc. Beware though. Over time you'll have to drink more and more to get the same effect and then you'll have the old problem still. Whatever you were using alcohol to escape in the first place. Plus a new drinking problem. I go the weed, elivil and vitamins route to keep me in a manageable state personally.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A.A on October 21, 2013, 04:25:44 AM
If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?

Because in that moment you do a shot everything fucks off. Everything.

Then drinking is the best thing ever. So much fucking fun (that you remember!)

Then your going through the empty bottles in the morning looking for drinks without smokes in them. And still drinking em if they have ash in them.

Then you find wine...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on October 22, 2013, 06:01:53 PM
How stupid is it that we all flock to this forum every day, and we can find the most up-to-the-minute skateboard/world news at pretty much every hour in the day here, despite the website completely falling off as far as content goes, with occasional web regurgitations every so often?  Slap fell off and yet it's my number one skate site. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Pabst on October 28, 2013, 12:26:34 PM
Riding colored wheels...

If so, a thread about where you live and a picture of you. Then a pin map to see if it is popular in the midwest.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: okdad on October 28, 2013, 12:58:23 PM
Why do grocery stores ALWAYS double bag my shit instead of buying thicker, stronger bags?

What is the best free video-editing program for windows? I want to edit my shitty footage into a shitty part
Windows Movie Maker

If alcohol is a downer, why is it the only thing that makes me happy?
I like the way Marc puts it:
Crail Couch with Marc Johnson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FwYgNUAIw#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: mattofallmatts on October 28, 2013, 01:27:48 PM
"good dreams...."

Dat face at 3:45
hahaahhahahg
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on October 28, 2013, 04:53:10 PM
what were the dimensions of tom green's ramp in freddy got ffingered
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on October 29, 2013, 05:04:08 PM
Are all guests now banned from lurking?

An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry Guest, you are banned from using this forum!
multiple complaints about racism and homophobia
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on October 31, 2013, 10:57:36 AM
What's up with NYC skateparks in the morning? And by morning I mean like sunrise. I always go to LES cause I know I can get in, don't want to try to get into Tribeca park at the crack of dawn and be unable to skate or have some asshole yell at me about it not being open yet.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on October 31, 2013, 11:04:27 AM
they open up chelsea pretty early i think. idk about tribeca, but both of those parks have those turnstile things at the entrance so you really can't get in until it is open.

for morning sessions I either go to LES or highbridge. Mccarren and 88th st. in queens don't really have much in the way of fences so I'm sure you could go there.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: vancanman on October 31, 2013, 11:38:17 AM
Is what we do here. Gossip about who's quitting what team, argue about who wears the best outfit even discuss our thoughts about Kenny Andersons divorce the same as people who watch reality tv, buy star magazine and know everything about the kardashians. Is it super lame and why do I enjoy it so much.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JB on October 31, 2013, 01:25:49 PM
Is what we do here. Gossip about who's quitting what team, argue about who wears the best outfit even discuss our thoughts about Kenny Andersons divorce the same as people who watch reality tv, buy star magazine and know everything about the kardashians. Is it super lame and why do I enjoy it so much.

nothing is as lame as the fucking kardashians man. nothing.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 31, 2013, 01:48:57 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Makaveli on October 31, 2013, 01:51:20 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

that was the dumbest thing anyone has ever said on slap. a sex tape and a video part are two different things gay boy. are you implying that you masturbate to andrew reynolds parts, too?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on October 31, 2013, 01:56:39 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

that was the dumbest thing anyone has ever said on slap. a sex tape and a video part are two different things gay boy. are you implying that you masturbate to andrew reynolds parts, too?

sorry l33tg33k i enjoyed your comment but his trolling ruined it

i ran out of these wet wipes i sometime used on me bum and i really needed one so i pondered if i could just use one of those acne pad alcohol wipes but i decided against it
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 31, 2013, 02:01:23 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

that was the dumbest thing anyone has ever said on slap. a sex tape and a video part are two different things gay boy. are you implying that you masturbate to andrew reynolds parts, too?
And if I do?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: vancanman on October 31, 2013, 03:27:54 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

Haha. Thats true I guess.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JB on October 31, 2013, 06:18:21 PM
At least our celebrities are celebrities because of they're good at something and are therefor deified. Kardashians don't do shit. Only one of them ever put out a video part that I like to watch and that shit was shared with Ray J.

Funniest thing I've read all day.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: spammy on October 31, 2013, 06:54:13 PM
l33tg33ek stole that joke from me
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Andrew on October 31, 2013, 10:40:16 PM
often i'll ponder things i wanted to say to certain people i had conversations with during the day.

mostly it's being an asshole in my mind because the person was saying/doing dumb/pointless shit.

i generally don't vocalize these opinions because how am i gonna tell the dude that sits next to me every class that i don't care about the party he went to/is going to, without being a dick.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 01, 2013, 12:05:07 PM
often i'll ponder things i wanted to say to certain people i had conversations with during the day.

mostly it's being an asshole in my mind because the person was saying/doing dumb/pointless shit.

i generally don't vocalize these opinions because how am i gonna tell the dude that sits next to me every class that i don't care about the party he went to/is going to, without being a dick.



if you fuck him in the ass things should be cool
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on November 02, 2013, 03:44:42 AM
Why are thoughts so abstract/nonsensical when the body is tired?

 I just finished having a long conversation with myself involving mythical creatures. It started with me thinking about unicorns and thinking that if all they do is have a horn on their head then they're the least interesting mythical creature, but then I started thinking they had something to do with chasing rainbows or something which led me to think about leprechauns. I started to wonder if leprechauns put their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or are they after the supposed pot of gold at the end of said rainbow. After that I wondered if people in China believe in dragons.
 
I usually don't remember these dumb thoughts after I'm fully awake but I'm still a bit sleepy right now so this is still fresh in my mind.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on November 02, 2013, 07:59:15 AM
I'unno, but I was watching "Two Weeks in Hell" on NetFlix which is about dudes in this brutal application program for the Green Berets in the US Military and these dudes were pushed to the absolute limit of their body. Anyway, through real hard physical activity and lack of sleep, some of the soldiers started to get real weird. One of them couldn't perform these real basic exercises anymore, and one of the instructors asks him, "do you know where you are?" and the poor bastard replies: "hash browns?"

Never realized how significantly physical fatigue can fuck with your head til I saw that.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: MuchasGracias on November 10, 2013, 10:58:55 PM
Why do a lot of posters reference the simpsons?  ???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on November 11, 2013, 04:33:57 AM
Why do we need two nostrils?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cancelled on November 12, 2013, 02:09:58 PM
why are there never seat belts on buses?  are buses sturdy enough to protect the passengers from any impact?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on November 12, 2013, 02:44:26 PM
Nah, but it's less likely for a bus to stop as suddenly as a car cause of the inertia they have. But, if a bus crashes into a concrete wall head on at high speed, you're in some trouble.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on November 12, 2013, 03:09:40 PM
Why can I choose between 3 different types of cigarette filters? they're all the same.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cancelled on November 12, 2013, 05:02:40 PM
But, if a bus crashes into a concrete wall head on at high speed, you're in some trouble.

yeah was thinking that, but kind of being facetious.  one would think they'd have them at least on greyhounds for legal purposes.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sweat stains on November 12, 2013, 05:04:37 PM
Does Bryan Herman know who Tom Waits is?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 12, 2013, 05:54:03 PM
Does Bryan Herman know who Tom Waits is?

who are them
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 12, 2013, 05:55:43 PM
Does Bryan Herman know who Tom Waits is?
no only you do
youre so cool
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Nosferatu on November 12, 2013, 05:59:50 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-auVGZ3_gd2U/UnpRZnb0_yI/AAAAAAAAE60/-8u7ob5QeCw/s1600/mikevallely03b.jpg)

Does footage of this exist? I really don't want to skim through 20 years of mike v footage to find out.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on November 12, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
I would say alot of the " good " posters on slap pretty much treat the forum as a good way to find out what skaters are doing pretty much as they would do with any sports league . Who is on what team , who is changing teams and what rumors and so on is going on .

There is also the aspect of what tricks have gone down / who is going to be in the next video and what style somebody has . All of this is kinda related to sports / art and so on .

How somebody is dressing is abit borderline . It kinda goes into the style of how the skater skates . It does effect who our favorit skaters are.

Where its gets abit too much TMZ . papparazi , celeb magazine , celeb stalking  is when there are threads about what Pro or Am is fucking who , what they did during the weekend , Who is getting divorced , or a whole fucking thread about what somebodys girlfriend looks like

The whole following people on Instagram and twitter is abit weird too . And maybe abit borderline stalking if you combine it with some off the threads on here

Making gossip threads about a Pros personal life , his girfriend or his divorce , combined with instagram and twitter shit is no better then a 14 year old looking at Myle Cyrus on mtv and in some celebrity magazine gossiping about who she is fucking , how much tounge she is sticking out and where she is twerking
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 12, 2013, 06:27:59 PM
I would say alot of the " good " posters on slap pretty much treat the forum as a good way to find out what skaters are doing pretty much as they would do with any sports league . Who is on what team , who is changing teams and what rumors and so on is going on .

There is also the aspect of what tricks have gone down / who is going to be in the next video and what style somebody has . All of this is kinda related to sports / art and so on .

How somebody is dressing is abit borderline . It kinda goes into the style of how the skater skates . It does effect who our favorit skaters are.

Where its gets abit too much TMZ . papparazi , celeb magazine , celeb stalking  is when there are threads about what Pro or Am is fucking who , what they did during the weekend , Who is getting divorced , or a whole fucking thread about what somebodys girlfriend looks like

The whole following people on Instagram and twitter is abit weird too . And maybe abit borderline stalking if you combine it with some off the threads on here

Making gossip threads about a Pros personal life , his girfriend or his divorce , combined with instagram and twitter shit is no better then a 14 year old looking at Myle Cyrus on mtv and in some celebrity magazine gossiping about who she is fucking , how much tounge she is sticking out and where she is twerking

shut up faggot youre making me interrupt my buzzfeed viewing to reply to this
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Camp Grunge on November 12, 2013, 06:48:45 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-auVGZ3_gd2U/UnpRZnb0_yI/AAAAAAAAE60/-8u7ob5QeCw/s1600/mikevallely03b.jpg)

Does footage of this exist? I really don't want to skim through 20 years of mike v footage to find out.

Yeah i get the Mike V hate but that is fucking gnarly! I hope there is footage of that
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Alan on November 16, 2013, 10:24:30 AM
What happened to slam sections in videos?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on November 16, 2013, 10:50:55 AM
What happened to slam sections in videos?
I'm not sure if they got played out or the "slam then make" edit or "slam/bail/freak out montage" at the start or somewhere in the edit took over as a device.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Decreed Bratton on November 16, 2013, 10:59:50 AM
Why do 60 year old baseball managers wear a uniform?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on November 16, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
I would say alot of the " good " posters on slap pretty much treat the forum as a good way to find out what skaters are doing pretty much as they would do with any sports league . Who is on what team , who is changing teams and what rumors and so on is going on .

There is also the aspect of what tricks have gone down / who is going to be in the next video and what style somebody has . All of this is kinda related to sports / art and so on .

How somebody is dressing is abit borderline . It kinda goes into the style of how the skater skates . It does effect who our favorit skaters are.

Where its gets abit too much TMZ . papparazi , celeb magazine , celeb stalking  is when there are threads about what Pro or Am is fucking who , what they did during the weekend , Who is getting divorced , or a whole fucking thread about what somebodys girlfriend looks like

The whole following people on Instagram and twitter is abit weird too . And maybe abit borderline stalking if you combine it with some off the threads on here

Making gossip threads about a Pros personal life , his girfriend or his divorce , combined with instagram and twitter shit is no better then a 14 year old looking at Myle Cyrus on mtv and in some celebrity magazine gossiping about who she is fucking , how much tounge she is sticking out and where she is twerking
I totally get what your saying about the discussions going TMZ and the following on Twitter ect but isn't it this stuff that makes Epically Later'd so interesting? The behind the scenes, personal anguish, addiction, falls from grace, redemption. The Bones Brigade documentary was more about the personal struggles of the team than it was about the ground breaking skating. Lance's feelings of inadequacy and Rodney believing his father that there was no real future in skateboarding, these things were pretty moving. I understand that this is told years after the fact and it is from theirs and the documentary makers perspective and here on Slap it can all be gossip and rumours but I think what some of us are looking for, particularly those who started skating when it really wasn't cool to skate, is some kind of connection to these guys and their personal lives. I guess sometimes it goes too far and gets too personal but if it was strictly about the tricks done it would be too much like watching the hockey scores and talking abouth the draught.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: vancanman on November 16, 2013, 04:49:40 PM
Why do we need two nostrils?
Without knowing it your body switches back and forth alternating airflow from one nostril to the other using erectile tissue in your nasal passages every few hours. The reason being each side needs a rest from use to stop your sinuses from drying out and getting inflamed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on November 17, 2013, 01:06:59 PM
What happened to slam sections in videos?
I think "Welcome To Hell" ruined it for everyone else.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Alan on November 17, 2013, 01:15:00 PM
What happened to slam sections in videos?
I think "Welcome To Hell" ruined it for everyone else.

Ha! Watching that section is what prompted the pondering...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Just Green Enough on November 20, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
in taken, both liam neeson's daughter AND her friend were kidnapped.
did liam just not give a fuck about that little blonde hottie? like, "whatever, she's in human trafficking now."
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 20, 2013, 06:01:26 PM
she had it coming
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Just Green Enough on November 20, 2013, 06:17:50 PM
he also mentions a karaoke machine to the hooker in the original movie, and then buys a karaoke machine for his daughter in the second as a present.
is this one of liam's big hobbies? fuck, i sure hope so.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on November 20, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CO6yOjWaGrQ/Ugp0AZ5AneI/AAAAAAADDCw/MWrTfPgCoLA/s400/Liam+Neeson.gif)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on November 21, 2013, 06:16:12 PM
NOBODY IS CELEBRATING THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF SONIC YOUTHS DEBUT ALBUM CONFUSION IS SEX  :(
SATURNS RETURN
Sonic Youth - Shes Ina (Bad Mood) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2HysSoHJQ&list=PL416F6F128F1DF8BB#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 22, 2013, 12:07:46 PM
if someone dips and spits into a cup, then puts all the used dip into the spit cup, could they let the dip just stew in the cup for a little and strain it then re use the dip? would it still have flavor?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on November 22, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
if someone dips and spits into a cup, then puts all the used dip into the spit cup, could they let the dip just stew in the cup for a little and strain it then re use the dip? would it still have flavor?
I don't know but that's fucking disgusting
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 24, 2013, 01:37:18 PM
if someone dips and spits into a cup, then puts all the used dip into the spit cup, could they let the dip just stew in the cup for a little and strain it then re use the dip? would it still have flavor?
I don't know but that's fucking disgusting

hahahaha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Sgt.Pepper on November 24, 2013, 04:10:48 PM
Why people like Adventure Time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on November 24, 2013, 04:15:32 PM
Why people like Adventure Time.
(http://www.thelmagazine.com/binary/25e0/1353339772-hipsters31.jpg)

It's ironic to be a grown ass man and like cartoons
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 24, 2013, 04:44:28 PM
Why people like Adventure Time.

Why do you insist on giving me reasons to hate you? Adventure Time is fucking fantastic and if you can't see that then you're blind, have no taste or both. Holy shit, I don't like you!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sweat stains on November 24, 2013, 05:16:55 PM
Was it worth getting up at 6:30 to go to the Huf warehouse sale, waiting 4 hours, only to find a really shitty shoe selection which was my main reason of going? I did get a bunch of nice shit for really cheap though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Sgt.Pepper on November 24, 2013, 05:58:45 PM
Why people like Adventure Time.

Why do you insist on giving me reasons to hate you? Adventure Time is fucking fantastic and if you can't see that then you're blind, have no taste or both. Holy shit, I don't like you!
</3
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 24, 2013, 06:01:44 PM
Why people like Adventure Time.

Why do you insist on giving me reasons to hate you? Adventure Time is fucking fantastic and if you can't see that then you're blind, have no taste or both. Holy shit, I don't like you!
its not old/obscure enough
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 24, 2013, 06:02:53 PM
not enough charlie chaplin bob dylan alfred hitchcock dario argento not cool
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 24, 2013, 06:07:02 PM
but yeah fuck afventure time
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on November 24, 2013, 06:34:44 PM
 butt fuck ass venture time hjaha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on November 25, 2013, 10:58:11 AM
this thread is making me laugh right now and im not even high lol
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: IanBZHD on November 26, 2013, 06:57:04 AM
Why people like Adventure Time.
[/quote

Because getting blasted and watching it fuckin rules.


Why does your profile remind me of every wannabee hippy in my highschool? Bob Dylan photo, Sgt. Pepper name, apathetic comment like "im just a person like you.."

Why am i so miserable?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on November 26, 2013, 10:13:10 PM
Why am I always down on myself? I have a fairly good life now. I have a girlfriend that loves me, a college education, skateboarding, few responsibilities.
I still blame myself for my parents getting a divorce... Fuck... I don't know anymore. I'm just typing and not thinking.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: myrrh on November 27, 2013, 09:10:18 AM
I have been trying to do all sorts of stuff "switch" lately. Brushing teeth, making coffee with the wrong hand etc etc..
I wonder if it somehow mentally can help my skating?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jimi420 on November 27, 2013, 02:57:06 PM
how do people with just a torso and arms shit?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on November 27, 2013, 03:45:13 PM
similar to how og desouza skates im sure
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: excitableboy on December 05, 2013, 04:57:41 PM
I'm sure we all get this from time to time. Some song is singing in your head, but you can only vaguely remember. Like from a past life almost.
'Shake that ass, girl, make that pussy wet', was the lyric going through my head today. Found it promptly once I was home.

Then youtube offered this gem:
Lord Jamar: Mister Cee, Gay Has No Place in Hip Hop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOWWd5X9ImY#)

Which led me to this:
Honesty Hour: DJ Mister Cee Talks to HOT 97: Resigns, Admits to Sleeping w/ Men & Addiction. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfPEPDX3IOw#)

I don't know either of these men (not a hiphop connaisseur by any means), but the blatant homophobia (?) displayed here got me thinking about sexuality. Mister Cee swears he is only addicted to transvestite prostitutes. This Jamar guy says gay ought not to be part of 'the game'. Everybody involved seems to try their best to sound tough and priapic but supportive, making the conversations cringe-worthy and endearing at the same time. And it got me to wonder how misguided the three 'standard' forms of sexuality (gay, bi, straight) are.



Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 05, 2013, 05:01:35 PM
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: excitableboy on December 05, 2013, 05:04:55 PM
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on December 05, 2013, 05:06:38 PM
COULD YOU... WALK on the liquid metal MERCURY? (Hg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGv_YVQHu7U#)
 mercury. i've been pondering a HAZMAT suit and a swimming pool full of the stuff. a metal that's a liquid. that can tell you the temperature. and it's poison?!?!?! other precious metals are bullshit, fort knox should've been full of toxic mercury. the extraction process is crazy too, they bake this rock called 'cinnabar' until mercury vapor comes out. then it cools into a liquid. i'm amazed it was discovered to begin w/. i also am amazed that cultures the world over all discovered bread.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cringe. on December 06, 2013, 07:01:28 AM
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: excitableboy on December 06, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable
Yeah you're probably right i need to get it together
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on December 06, 2013, 06:02:26 PM
if skateboarding ever ends up in the olympics i hope it runs like synchronized swimming.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on December 06, 2013, 09:27:26 PM
but yeah fuck afventure time
butt fuck ass venture time hjaha

a battle of titans
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 08, 2013, 02:43:07 AM
in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on December 08, 2013, 10:41:56 AM
How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on December 08, 2013, 11:01:17 AM
Tell them you can't make it because you have to go drink alcohol with friends. They won't understand, but who cares?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GeorgeHanson on December 08, 2013, 11:50:50 AM
How do I avoid going to this Christmas party at my job? I dont really click with anybody at work cuz they love Tyler Perry movies and Jesus and other shit I dont care about. Theres gonna be no alcohol at this party too.?  I wanna say Im going outta town but that wont work because then I would have to take that week off just so it looks like I'm outta town.

You could go to the party and do a columbinme style activity?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pugmaster on December 08, 2013, 12:09:25 PM
Pull a George Costanza and just tell them that you have some "personal issues" that you can't really talk about.  Then at some later point you could tell them that you have Seasonal Affective Disorder or something.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 08, 2013, 12:40:36 PM
bring a flask and talk about jesus
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on December 08, 2013, 02:28:14 PM
bring a flask and talk about jesus

WWJD
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Andrew on December 08, 2013, 02:35:13 PM
bring a flask and talk about jesus
yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on December 08, 2013, 03:03:14 PM
bring a flask and talk about jesus
yep maybe rip a few bong loads in the car before you go in.

take as many bathroom breaks as possible and sit on the toilet and lurk slap

story of my life
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on December 08, 2013, 03:08:30 PM
tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jared on December 08, 2013, 05:05:40 PM
Switching colleges...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on December 08, 2013, 07:16:12 PM
PHYLLOTAXIS

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Aloe_polyphylla_1.jpg/275px-Aloe_polyphylla_1.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/60/Generative_spiral.png/80px-Generative_spiral.png)

http://www.math.smith.edu/phyllo/Gallery/Pages/FrameSet.htm (http://www.math.smith.edu/phyllo/Gallery/Pages/FrameSet.htm)

goddamn it I used to go to one of the Five Colleges (people who run that website), probably could have taken a class about this stuff, oh well there are plenty of books.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: landCow on December 08, 2013, 07:20:06 PM
in alien ressurection when ripley finds teh fucked up failed clones and it says 'kill meee' why does she torch it with a fucking flamethrower...thats like the least humane way to kill your failed clone predessecors...

Yeah! I thought that too. Especially when other characters have guns galore they could use. Its not a good movie so I won't dwell on it any further.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on December 09, 2013, 05:08:59 AM
tell them theres a cool girl(she smokes weed) in the next town over and you already made plans with







oh wait hahaahaha
O thats a reference to a previous Ulysses post? You'll be happy to know I called her out and we reconciled so everything is all good with that situation. This party is my only concern at the moment. I already know I'm not going I just gotta figure out a way to tell them I'm not going. Everyones suggestions sound fool proof so far.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shitsandwich on December 09, 2013, 07:34:49 PM
Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 09, 2013, 07:41:41 PM
its not that bad if but u might get old timers diesease
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on December 09, 2013, 07:43:46 PM
Is smoking out of a tin foil pipe bad? I've always thought so, because I just assumed you would inhale some fumes. But my friend claims that it isn't. Anyone know anything about dis?

just had to smoke out of a tinfoil pipe cause i was too lazy to go buy more papers and my one hitter is no longer in my possession so fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Jumping Beans on December 11, 2013, 06:41:42 PM
My town's getting a Taco Del Mar.  My current options are delicious 10 dollar burritos or Taco Bell.  Should I be excited for Taco Del Mar?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 11, 2013, 06:52:51 PM
fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on December 11, 2013, 07:31:05 PM
fuck a $10 burrito chain the foods still gonna suck they just trick you into believing it doesnt

just like slap
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on December 14, 2013, 10:29:25 PM
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Andrew on December 14, 2013, 11:17:15 PM
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls


Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on December 14, 2013, 11:27:12 PM
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls




k. pondered.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: silkyjohnson on December 15, 2013, 01:35:37 AM
Support Your Local Taqueria
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on December 17, 2013, 07:57:47 PM
this girls hair touched my face and it felt good then i realized maybe i should try and get a girlfriend or something.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on December 19, 2013, 12:56:33 PM
How does one survive taking this photo?

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/17aa2d83744781bb01ece8c092bddccd/tumblr_my2ga5aCAk1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on December 19, 2013, 07:37:10 PM
By being Helen Hunt.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Noble Experiment on December 25, 2013, 03:49:52 AM
Why does every band that Ian Mackaye even touches have to be so damn good?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 25, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
which bathrooms do pre-op transexuals use
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 25, 2013, 07:34:44 AM
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 25, 2013, 09:18:31 AM
i worked in a call center with a pre-op transexual and he(?) would use the womens restroom. he would also use a very unconvincing feminine voice while on the phones and i think most people thought he was a prank caller and hung up on him. she got fired after a month or so.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 27, 2013, 03:47:14 AM
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GeorgeHanson on December 27, 2013, 04:09:15 AM
its a complicated social issue but if anyone can figure it out im confident that it is rappers

hahaha spot on

exciteableboy, you seem... excitable

Umm thats probably why he named himself exciteableboy you stupid cunt.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on December 27, 2013, 09:18:53 AM
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: foureyedjim on December 28, 2013, 12:34:57 AM
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

was she drunk or just that bored on the date?

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on January 08, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
what to buy with an amazon gift card
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: troy on January 08, 2014, 11:16:39 AM
do you believe in horoscopes?
http://aninsomniacsdreams.wordpress.com/2014/01/03/pretty-accurate-horoscopes/ (http://aninsomniacsdreams.wordpress.com/2014/01/03/pretty-accurate-horoscopes/)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on January 08, 2014, 05:13:22 PM
im currently unemployed, but ive got savings and all so it's no big deal, plus im a loser and still live at home so i dont have many bills either. I want to get another job though, but im lazy as shit. life hard.

also ive been single for years and im very lonely.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 08, 2014, 05:20:52 PM
I'm certain they use the bathroom of the sex they wish they were.

so youre telling me all i have to do is dress up as a girl and i can freely walk into womens bathrooms and listen to their pees and poos?

makes me think of the time that i took a girl on a date and she supposedly "passed out on the toilet" while i watched numerous hot girls walk in and out and spend 15 minutes in there at a time.

was she drunk or just that bored on the date?



Both. The music sucked and she drank before at her house, in my car on the way there, and then at the club. I felt so awkward just standing around waiting for her while I'm pretty sure she was diking it out in the ladies room.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jack burton on January 08, 2014, 06:03:23 PM
what to buy with an amazon gift card

in the same boat
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: paraquat on January 08, 2014, 08:55:55 PM
Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 08, 2014, 09:25:01 PM
Are mentally challenged people the only ones who wear transition lens glasses?

Elderly folk too... Although they probably have dementia anyways....
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Andrew on January 08, 2014, 11:12:27 PM
if i've been making smart financial decisions...the verdict is no
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Sgt.Pepper on January 09, 2014, 11:24:39 PM
If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 16, 2014, 10:37:33 PM
I'm starting to wonder if its my second life and I'm being punished for killing a skateboarder in the previous life.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 16, 2014, 10:43:23 PM
if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 16, 2014, 10:57:24 PM
If Coke is better than Pepsi then why is Cherry Pepsi better than Cherry Coke?
I should really just ignore you.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 16, 2014, 11:11:34 PM
if pouring cement today was shtoops and if so, is there any way to salvage it? i think it'll still harden just take longer. right? guess i'm more worrying than pondering.
a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 16, 2014, 11:17:11 PM
a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?
$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 16, 2014, 11:26:33 PM
a bag of cements like 9 bux. why worry?
$9? shee-it! more like $3.80 for a fancy 80 pounder here, cheaper for the low end stuff. i spose you're right about it not being a big deal but i'm a recovering alcoholic so i'm compulsive about other stuff now. i want my obstacles to be a success. right now! and i want an oompa loompa! nah, but i don't have too much going on so i've been obsessing over our DIY and technically we weren't gonna really work on it til spring, now it's haunting my sleep. got 4 dozen bricks we picked from urban detritus.

why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 16, 2014, 11:44:38 PM


why an oompa loompa? they play those damn pan flutes and where clown make up and sing songs and dance. not to mention that Willy Wonka is an evil evil man for putting those people on the psycho tunnel boat. that's right, psycho tunnel boat. what a fuck up. not to mention the maniacal shit going on inside his head to get Slugworth to pull that shit with Charlie on the Gobstopper tip. Fuck dem niggas. Not to mention Wonka getting pissed about Charlie and Gramps stealing fizzy lifting drink.
cause oompa loompas get the job done. charlie was just as guilty as veruca salt and the other kids of sneaking treats but had less personality. i wouldn't have given him the factory. or maybe i would've outta pity but he'd run it into the ground. the psycho tunnel ride was just a ride. spooky but harmless. if we weren't basing our DIY offa harlan county, kentucky i'd maybe consider making it wonka themed.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on January 17, 2014, 06:29:25 PM
Is shark tits Rusty_Bearings dad?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 17, 2014, 06:41:14 PM
I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 17, 2014, 09:45:12 PM
I'd be damned that the 80 pounder is only 3 bux.... prob cuz you're closer to Maine where they chip all that shit up. You ever skated Maine homie?
my friend lived in waterville and alls we did was drink but when he moved to augusta we usedta skate the park there and some stuff enroute to the park. it's gone now but it was all green wood/metal. i think it was closer to $5 for 80 lbs today but i bought the ripped bags for half price. charge it to da game, home depot!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on January 30, 2014, 02:33:29 PM
is that song "my hittas" aactually about niggas ???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on January 30, 2014, 02:36:07 PM
is that song "my hittas" aactually about niggas ???

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Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 10:42:45 AM
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on January 31, 2014, 11:01:43 AM
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 11:07:50 AM
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on January 31, 2014, 11:17:35 AM
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.

you obviously dont understand my lack of things to do besides watch porn
i dont even jerk it every time
sometimes i just like to watch porn for the cinematic quality
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 11:38:16 AM
Wondering if there's ever been a porn filmed like a skate part.... Different spots, lines of tricks, music, big drops, double kinks, etc....

ive seen every porno the internet
has to offer
ponder no longer
the answer
is
no
that's impossible. there's a new porn on the web every second.

you obviously dont understand my lack of things to do besides watch porn
i dont even jerk it every time
sometimes i just like to watch porn for the cinematic quality
Do you read Playboy for the articles?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 11:57:51 AM
i read hustler for the jokes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
i read hustler for the jokes

shark tits, i missed ya yesterday, but i'm gnarring u all the way to the top.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on January 31, 2014, 12:30:39 PM
What im gonna make this movie about. I got a 30 page script due tuesday. Im basically making it about a kid that makes a documentary on skateboarding and a whole bunch of stuff happens that eventually lead to him not finishing it. Any ideas?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 12:36:54 PM
What im gonna make this movie about. I got a 30 page script due tuesday. Im basically making it about a kid that makes a documentary on skateboarding and a whole bunch of stuff happens that eventually lead to him not finishing it. Any ideas?

sounds neat, get the kid from "dog pound" to play the main character. maybe he has a burnet girlfriend that brings burnet girlfriend drama.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Justis on January 31, 2014, 12:43:38 PM
What im gonna make this movie about. I got a 30 page script due tuesday. Im basically making it about a kid that makes a documentary on skateboarding and a whole bunch of stuff happens that eventually lead to him not finishing it. Any ideas?

sounds neat, get the kid from "dog pound" to play the main character. maybe he has a burnet girlfriend that brings burnet girlfriend drama.
hahah ill consider that
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on January 31, 2014, 01:35:11 PM
Why is Tom Knox off Emerica?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 03:09:27 PM
i read hustler for the jokes

shark tits, i missed ya yesterday, but i'm gnarring u all the way to the top.
ha, thanks rusty. i helped my pal move downstairs of my 3 decker. we just got to play on our lightpole even though the ends are still on it. hardcore fun!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 03:40:27 PM
i read hustler for the jokes

shark tits, i missed ya yesterday, but i'm gnarring u all the way to the top.
ha, thanks rusty. i helped my pal move downstairs of my 3 decker. we just got to play on our lightpole even though the ends are still on it. hardcore fun!

sick did you see my bent pipe and half block idea on the stoked on thread? should be pretty easy and you could even put some cement up to it for more of a pole jam if you want. other than that a bank ledge (bank u must ollie onto) would be pretty fun. i guess i'm going to end up building that at my park and the pole jam and some ledges i got spots for. i went back to where i made my DIY manny pad and they left some of the tiles so i'm probs going to scoop those some night for my railroad bridge quarterpipe flat. only like 3 months till it's DIY makin' season!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 04:09:48 PM
yeah, that stuff sounds interesting. we got 86'd from our spot so we left the rock/bank ramp and took all the metal. not sure if we'll find one home, a diaspora for discarded skate obstacles or if we'll just pepper the city w/ a spot here, spot there. right now we've got our lightpole up on blocks like a car in a redneck's yard. CAM00062 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaVxSbh2mCk#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 04:16:59 PM
sick hope no one ganks it. sry 2 hear about ur spot. it was probably a serious PITA removing mine. I sorta figured since there's a bunch of graffiti under a bridge that they wouldn't care though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 04:41:30 PM
sounds like they're on that republican 'broken windows leads to rape, murder and skate spots' theory. i hate that shit but my buddy did tag one of our spots and next thing you know it's an illegal dumping ground. i hope the city doesn't take it, otherwise it should be fine as wine but i'd love a new parking lot or where ever to start building again. gentrification has ruined a lot of opportunities.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 31, 2014, 05:22:19 PM
i guess i did broken windows theory that spot... not only did i see graff and want to make a skate spot, but i smoked weed there too.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 05:27:49 PM
we should reclaim it. 'broken windows lead to serrated gnarliness'
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on January 31, 2014, 05:48:18 PM
You two should just fuck already.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on January 31, 2014, 06:26:11 PM
You two should just fuck already.
do you french kiss your tiger mom w/ that mouth?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on February 01, 2014, 06:06:27 PM
if rob welsh stills rides for lakai
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on February 01, 2014, 07:05:36 PM
if rob welsh stills rides for lakai
I sure as shit hope he does. Either that, or I hope he at least works for them like Scott Johnston.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on February 01, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
if rob welsh stills rides for lakai
I sure as shit hope he does. Either that, or I hope he at least works for them like Scott Johnston.
He's not on the team page, but I think I saw something on insta where he's still getting boxes.  He's probably on the forever team.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

We've been trying to decide if we should leave the bay area for Sonoma or Sacramento. Shit's getting ridiculous here.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 01, 2014, 09:46:46 PM
pondering if any skaters ever see all the obstacles they skate at parks in a similar way as how they sexy women as they cruise around... i actually know yall do cuz you see that hip/rail/manny pad and go "I MUST HIT THAT".... anyway I just thought of the metaphor and had to share... if you're gay don't take offense.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pinche gringo on February 02, 2014, 09:58:49 PM
If the freezer pizza I just ate was made of sand or just tasted like it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on February 04, 2014, 07:06:59 PM
if rob welsh stills rides for lakai
I sure as shit hope he does. Either that, or I hope he at least works for them like Scott Johnston.
He's not on the team page, but I think I saw something on insta where he's still getting boxes.  He's probably on the forever team.

http://issuu.com/thekayocorp/docs/kayo_magazine_vol1_03_digi/25?e=0 (http://issuu.com/thekayocorp/docs/kayo_magazine_vol1_03_digi/25?e=0)
tho

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on February 05, 2014, 12:37:50 AM
if rob welsh stills rides for lakai
I sure as shit hope he does. Either that, or I hope he at least works for them like Scott Johnston.
He's not on the team page, but I think I saw something on insta where he's still getting boxes.  He's probably on the forever team.

http://issuu.com/thekayocorp/docs/kayo_magazine_vol1_03_digi/25?e=0 (http://issuu.com/thekayocorp/docs/kayo_magazine_vol1_03_digi/25?e=0)
tho


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tho.  Everyone has a pair of vans in their closet.

When will the English language succumb to the destructive force of the internet? When will we no longer know what "there" actually means?  I'm serious this shit is bothering me, like grammar is going to be confined to some old fools atop a tower inking the last works of a civilized society.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: silkyjohnson on February 05, 2014, 03:56:25 AM
do bikers know they fuck up ledges??
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on February 05, 2014, 04:41:16 AM
do bikers know they fuck up ledges??
Yes, and this pleases them.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on February 05, 2014, 09:19:20 AM
What if on every occasion when you would usually say things like "goodbye", "bye", "see you later", "see you tomorrow", "have a nice weekend", "see you on monday", "see you next year" or whatever, you just said "this nigga gone with the wind". Imagine if you applied that very phrase to all aspects  of your life, such as when leaving work, school, after visiting your spouses parents, after walking your kids to school or after a funeral? But you would do it in a friendly manner and use it like it was completely normal and would refuse to stop using that phrase. Would you end up lonely, broke, beaten up, dead or in prison?

Discuss.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 05, 2014, 10:06:20 AM
What if on every occasion when you would usually say things like "goodbye", "bye", "see you later", "see you tomorrow", "have a nice weekend", "see you on monday", "see you next year" or whatever, you just said "this nigga gone with the wind". Imagine if you applied that very phrase to all aspects  of your life, such as when leaving work, school, after visiting your spouses parents, after walking your kids to school or after a funeral? But you would do it in a friendly manner and use it like it was completely normal and would refuse to stop using that phrase. Would you end up lonely, broke, beaten up, dead or in prison?

Discuss.

wait a second.... thats not the proper way to inform others of your departure? fuck.  I thought i was supposed to say "this nigga gone with the wind" then I run like the wind as to avoid the ass beating.  Hence the "gone with the wind" part.  Fuck.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on February 10, 2014, 10:34:55 AM
where do you meet girls on the internet? Are there girls on the internet? Are girls even real? Is any of this real? Why is that fish singing Nirvana songs?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: castillo's curls on February 10, 2014, 12:14:54 PM
Why is Rusty allowed to spam the forum but Band gets band??
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 10, 2014, 12:22:30 PM
Why is Rusty allowed to spam the forum but Band gets band??
Teaching people how to make DIY spots and about tricks you've never heard of is spam to skateboard forum? Are you sure you're not mentally retarded?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hydrant hopper on February 10, 2014, 07:57:11 PM
Why isn't there a Tompkin's in LA?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 10, 2014, 09:02:49 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 10, 2014, 09:06:00 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
when do you wanna start?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 10, 2014, 09:22:20 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
when do you wanna start?

like now
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 10, 2014, 09:26:38 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
when do you wanna start?

like now
is it too late? i'm guessing it is too late? unless you're in college, then i assume you've already got your game together. i mean, it's you. college weed game kid isn't it?? i was right, it's too late.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 10, 2014, 09:42:13 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
when do you wanna start?

like now
is it too late? i'm guessing it is too late? unless you're in college, then i assume you've already got your game together. i mean, it's you. college weed game kid isn't it?? i was right, it's too late.

what in the literal fuck rusty, just front me a fuckin ounce if its good ill get you 200 back and keep the rest
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 10, 2014, 09:46:07 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed
when do you wanna start?

like now
is it too late? i'm guessing it is too late? unless you're in college, then i assume you've already got your game together. i mean, it's you. college weed game kid isn't it?? i was right, it's too late.

what in the literal fuck rusty, just front me a fuckin ounce if its good ill get you 200 back and keep the rest
I'm guessing your sane, Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on February 10, 2014, 09:59:38 PM
Rusty will you front me an ounce too you fucking lunatic? I swear to tail nollies I'll pay you back
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shitsandwich on February 11, 2014, 11:07:44 AM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed

I've heard that the profit isn't much, and basically just goes to the weed you use for personal use.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 11, 2014, 01:29:05 PM
should i make a serious attempt at selling weed

I've heard that the profit isn't much, and basically just goes to the weed you use for personal use.

thats what has happened to me before, but honestly if thats what it comes down to then awesome.  The money I save from not buying weed at whatever a dealer wants to charge will be more than enough profit.  Plus noone on campus has loud right now, selling g's of shitty ass "all natural jamaican weed" for 10 bucks. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 12, 2014, 09:33:32 PM
if i should invest my money in stuff for building ramps or making new inventions and more gear
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: coneklr on February 12, 2014, 09:37:03 PM
Why this packet they sent me to sell my stocks is 245 pages long when there is only like 5 pages I actually need but now I feel like I have to go through it all!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on February 15, 2014, 08:49:17 AM
Do fat guys with tech beards think it makes their gigantic faces look chiseled like balding guy with combovers think it make them look less bald?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: coneklr on February 15, 2014, 09:25:54 AM
How all day you breathe without thinking about it, but the moment you think about it, it stops happening automatically until you think about something else ... or is this just me?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on February 15, 2014, 04:14:37 PM
Not sure about that breathing-thing, I actually dont automatically stop breathing when I concentrate on it, but that might have to do with having done several breathing excercises.

Now, check this out.

henry sanchez and pat washington from got gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshrZjy8rC8#)

This is a classic videopart which I am sure most of us are familiar with.

The thing I have been wondering has to do with a particular combination of words that Pat Washington raps at 2:27. From what I understand, Pat Washington says that he "getting hella gear from my sponsored folks and if you see what I get a month you?d probably choke". What has always bugged me is this: At that point in the early 2000?s, Pat Washington was, if not an established name, at least someone who received decent coverage and had several sponsors. Why would he brag-rap about getting gear from friends, instead of rapping about getting it from his sponsors? Maybe its just me and the way I have been brought up, but I think it kind of makes him sound sad.

Opinions are welcome.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 17, 2014, 09:53:16 AM
Not sure about that breathing-thing, I actually dont automatically stop breathing when I concentrate on it, but that might have to do with having done several breathing excercises.

Now, check this out.

henry sanchez and pat washington from got gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshrZjy8rC8#)

This is a classic videopart which I am sure most of us are familiar with.

The thing I have been wondering has to do with a particular combination of words that Pat Washington raps at 2:27. From what I understand, Pat Washington says that he "getting hella gear from my sponsored folks and if you see what I get a month you?d probably choke". What has always bugged me is this: At that point in the early 2000?s, Pat Washington was, if not an established name, at least someone who received decent coverage and had several sponsors. Why would he brag-rap about getting gear from friends, instead of rapping about getting it from his sponsors? Maybe its just me and the way I have been brought up, but I think it kind of makes him sound sad.

Opinions are welcome.

maybe hes saying "from my sponsors, folks"

or maybe they wrote this way before he got that cake
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on February 17, 2014, 10:50:43 AM
Not sure about that breathing-thing, I actually dont automatically stop breathing when I concentrate on it, but that might have to do with having done several breathing excercises.

Now, check this out.

henry sanchez and pat washington from got gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshrZjy8rC8#)

This is a classic videopart which I am sure most of us are familiar with.

The thing I have been wondering has to do with a particular combination of words that Pat Washington raps at 2:27. From what I understand, Pat Washington says that he "getting hella gear from my sponsored folks and if you see what I get a month you?d probably choke". What has always bugged me is this: At that point in the early 2000?s, Pat Washington was, if not an established name, at least someone who received decent coverage and had several sponsors. Why would he brag-rap about getting gear from friends, instead of rapping about getting it from his sponsors? Maybe its just me and the way I have been brought up, but I think it kind of makes him sound sad.

Opinions are welcome.
Are you suggesting that someone would use the medium of rap to tell an untruth or exaggerate? Someone call the world press.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Bronson on February 17, 2014, 11:25:31 AM
Not sure about that breathing-thing, I actually dont automatically stop breathing when I concentrate on it, but that might have to do with having done several breathing excercises.

Now, check this out.

henry sanchez and pat washington from got gold (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tshrZjy8rC8#)

This is a classic videopart which I am sure most of us are familiar with.

The thing I have been wondering has to do with a particular combination of words that Pat Washington raps at 2:27. From what I understand, Pat Washington says that he "getting hella gear from my sponsored folks and if you see what I get a month you?d probably choke". What has always bugged me is this: At that point in the early 2000?s, Pat Washington was, if not an established name, at least someone who received decent coverage and had several sponsors. Why would he brag-rap about getting gear from friends, instead of rapping about getting it from his sponsors? Maybe its just me and the way I have been brought up, but I think it kind of makes him sound sad.

Opinions are welcome.
Are you suggesting that someone would use the medium of rap to tell an untruth or exaggerate? Someone call the world press.
No, but understating your power/connections/possession of material seems rather rare, unless you are trying to make some songs for the taxman.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on February 17, 2014, 03:06:15 PM
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls




k. pondered.

Perhaps you should move into a place with foam rubber walls.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 18, 2014, 12:29:36 AM
pondering how many times i'll break my hands by punching walls before i die. i'm at 2 breaks and maybe one or two dislocations in the past ten years.

perhaps you should ponder the reasons why you're punching walls




k. pondered.

Perhaps you should move into a place with foam rubber walls.
you think it would be easy to set bearings in foam rubber tubing?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hydrant hopper on February 23, 2014, 01:20:33 AM
Is it lame to start a little skate zine?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 23, 2014, 01:46:39 AM
What it would feel like to stick my dick in a sea enemy.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Garth Marenghi on February 23, 2014, 07:41:44 AM
What it would feel like to stick my dick in a sea enemy.
Kraken or Hydra?

Is it lame to start a little skate zine?

Hell no.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 23, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
What it would feel like to stick my dick in a sea enemy.
Kraken or Hydra?

Is it lame to start a little skate zine?

Hell no.

hydra i assume.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on February 23, 2014, 04:23:04 PM
What it would feel like to stick my dick in a sea enemy.
Namor?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 23, 2014, 07:34:16 PM
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 23, 2014, 07:44:52 PM
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.
Oh shit, a Shel Silverstein fan! You know he used to write for Playboy?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on February 23, 2014, 08:07:35 PM
he's also a goddamn lunatic.

he's rad.

shel silverstein - Fuck 'em (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdUI8PTfMyI#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 23, 2014, 08:13:02 PM
he's also a goddamn lunatic.

he's rad.

shel silverstein - Fuck 'em (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdUI8PTfMyI#)

Is that so?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: pencil on February 26, 2014, 11:56:55 AM
why dont i just ask the guy stocking the vending machine for a freebie
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 27, 2014, 02:22:01 PM
if a person had more legs or at least more joints in their legs what kind've flip tricks they'd be able to do.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sweat stains on February 27, 2014, 02:57:06 PM
Before cameras were invented, did anyone think it would be possible to capture an image of something? Or electrecity, did someone 100 years before the lightbulb was invented even consider that that could happen? Will there be a new thing in the future that equates to how important these inventions were/are?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 27, 2014, 02:58:13 PM
Before cameras were invented, did anyone think it would be possible to capture an image of something?
renaissance painters
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on March 01, 2014, 01:37:53 PM
more specifically
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realism_(arts) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realism_(arts))
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Henry Thomas Barnabe on March 03, 2014, 10:56:15 AM
Is it lame to start a little skate zine?

do it
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on March 04, 2014, 03:48:40 AM
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JB on March 06, 2014, 07:24:00 AM
is a big spin really that big of a spin?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on March 06, 2014, 07:45:19 AM
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on March 06, 2014, 07:50:14 AM
Is it lame to start a little skate zine?
Never lame if you put your heart into it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on March 06, 2014, 08:51:25 AM
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.

Rad! you think they've ever 'accidentally' swapped partners for a night?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: SodaJerk on March 06, 2014, 09:06:58 AM
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.

Rad! you think they've ever 'accidentally' swapped partners for a night?
I'm gonna say no but I'm hoping they have.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on March 06, 2014, 09:36:51 AM
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.
wow I think you've missed the point then. The tree wanted nothing more than to give the kid everything it had, and everytime he'd return it gave the tree a sense of purpose. Without the boy, the tree wasn't anything more than just another tree in the woods. and without the tree, the boy wouldn't have had what he needed. Some relationships in life are mutually beneficial on the same levels, but some are a little more complicated than a 1 for 1 exchange. Everybody on earth gives and takes, some people feel love by giving and don't need reciprocation, others feel love by being helped when they need it even when they dont have much to offer the other person.

Your "selfish" interpretation is the one I've heard most from other people, but thats probably because it's the most surface level observation of what was going on in the book.

Anyways, it's interesting at how such large and sometimes indefinable things get tackled by children's books. But then again, if you look at it as the stories you'll have known longer than any others through out your life, it makes sense to have them take on larger and loftier concepts. And sometimes the "simplified" delivery system of a book easy enough to read as a child means that interpretations can vary wildly or get lost in the boiling down.

My folks read it to me as a kid a lot, and I read it on my own even more later on. Eventually I came to realize why it resonated with me so much, I started to recognize that everyone is both the boy & the tree, some more one than the other, but being equalized in the great balance of humanity.
Now I have the cover tattoo'd on my left arm and the last page when the boy is old and sitting on the stump on my right. It reminds me of my folks, and of everything I've taken, and everything I have to give.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 09, 2014, 11:32:45 PM
Thinking about getting a condom and trying to put it on. I just want to know how it feels. I wonder how you tell which way it rolls. Does it matter which way?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on June 10, 2014, 06:30:08 AM
It rolls down.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on June 10, 2014, 12:52:40 PM
How the width of a pool table is twice the length.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on June 10, 2014, 04:11:57 PM
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.

Why people expect others to consider their emotional needs in non-emotional situations

Also some Seinfeld inconsistencies. eg: When George talks about how he could've been different if they would have a mantelpiece at home; while at his childhood home there is clearly a mantelpiece.



Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 10, 2014, 04:15:48 PM
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.
Gotta get those goods to you some how.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 10, 2014, 06:05:52 PM
Pondering what grape soda mixed with red wine would/will taste like
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 10, 2014, 06:12:13 PM
Pondering what grape soda mixed with red wine would/will taste like
prolly not as good as red wine and sprite. knock a few of them back and watch sex in the city, that's all i remember of maine. the only good part anyways. fuckin, i've been pondering if i take a grinding wheel to my granite blocks before i glue them to cinderblocks if they'd be broken in to skate immediately? anyone know about such things?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Leyzee Emcea on June 10, 2014, 06:26:11 PM
should i reach my credit limit to pre-order Static 4               .. ::)     
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 11, 2014, 07:15:44 AM
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.



I think everybody wants to forget how me made huge leaps in dental science

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 11, 2014, 07:39:18 AM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 11, 2014, 02:46:21 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

you dont belive he did it ?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 11, 2014, 03:03:21 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

you dont belive he did it ?
i don't know. everything on the news is bullshit so i really have no idea.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on June 11, 2014, 03:27:11 PM
How doing this doesn't kill you

(http://i.4cdn.org/b/1402524385096.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 11, 2014, 03:45:37 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

you dont belive he did it ?
i don't know. everything on the news is bullshit so i really have no idea.

what does the news have to do with all the evidence and the whole process law enforcement and judicial system went through to get this guy ?

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 11, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

you dont belive he did it ?
i don't know. everything on the news is bullshit so i really have no idea.

what does the news have to do with all the evidence and the whole process law enforcement and judicial system went through to get this guy ?


have you seen evidence in real life? shutting down a whole city could be a dry run for martial law? i don't know, i have no proof he's innocent or anything, i just don't believe the news which, i'm guessing is where your information derives from.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 12, 2014, 07:07:06 AM
So did that Bam game show make it to a second episode?

Seems safe to say, the boston bomber kid wouldn't have run, and his brother wouldn't be dead, if they hadn't done it.  That and the video footage of them placing backpacks where the explosions happened. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shitsandwich on June 12, 2014, 01:43:25 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

Wait, that guy skated?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 12, 2014, 01:47:59 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

Wait, that guy skated?
reledgedly. i never skated w/ him but i think rolling stone painted him as a 'skateboarding stoner' so take that w/ a grain cause it's not a firsthand account. but i'd like to think he shreds most slappers under the table.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on June 12, 2014, 05:39:04 PM
Since we're on the topic, did a "why" ever come out for the Boston Marathon bombing? To this day I have no idea why they did it. I'm aware of the Chechen terrorist connection, but why that event? What did the people there have to do with Chechnya at all? I understand the reason the WTC was targeted on 9/11, I can see the symbology in that move, however malicious and shitty the people were that did it, I can connect the dots of reasoning there. But the marathon, I just don't get. Was it really as simple as some delusional loser who wanted to act out? The target carries no political/spiritual weight, it's innocent people out to support other peoples' gusto for living, what the fuck? That shit kept me up at night for a while. Are these people just born evil?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 12, 2014, 05:43:00 PM
Since we're on the topic, did a "why" ever come out for the Boston Marathon bombing? To this day I have no idea why they did it. I'm aware of the Chechen terrorist connection, but why that event? What did the people there have to do with Chechnya at all? I understand the reason the WTC was targeted on 9/11, I can see the symbology in that move, however malicious and shitty the people were that did it, I can connect the dots of reasoning there. But the marathon, I just don't get. Was it really as simple as some delusional loser who wanted to act out? The target carries no political/spiritual weight, it's innocent people out to support other peoples' gusto for living, what the fuck? That shit kept me up at night for a while. Are these people just born evil?
i have no idea and i'm skeptical of any sources about it but no, people aren't 'born evil'. chechnyan terrorists are against russia so i don't see a connection to anti american antipathy. whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense and conveniently the kid got shot in the mouth [supposedly] and can never speak again...? i don't know, whole thing seems fishy. like all the time you see those high speed chases and the guy gets caught w/out shutting down a city. if it is true dude was on some video game shit, shoot this man, steal this car, get in a shootout w/ a few cops but not enough to die/get captured.  i question it is all. just like i question how many slappers legit skate w/ any frequency.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on June 12, 2014, 06:29:15 PM
Since we're on the topic, did a "why" ever come out for the Boston Marathon bombing? To this day I have no idea why they did it. I'm aware of the Chechen terrorist connection, but why that event? What did the people there have to do with Chechnya at all? I understand the reason the WTC was targeted on 9/11, I can see the symbology in that move, however malicious and shitty the people were that did it, I can connect the dots of reasoning there. But the marathon, I just don't get. Was it really as simple as some delusional loser who wanted to act out? The target carries no political/spiritual weight, it's innocent people out to support other peoples' gusto for living, what the fuck? That shit kept me up at night for a while. Are these people just born evil?
i have no idea and i'm skeptical of any sources about it but no, people aren't 'born evil'. chechnyan terrorists are against russia so i don't see a connection to anti american antipathy. whole thing doesn't make a lot of sense and conveniently the kid got shot in the mouth [supposedly] and can never speak again...? i don't know, whole thing seems fishy. like all the time you see those high speed chases and the guy gets caught w/out shutting down a city. if it is true dude was on some video game shit, shoot this man, steal this car, get in a shootout w/ a few cops but not enough to die/get captured.  i question it is all. just like i question how many slappers legit skate w/ any frequency.

If only there was some way for him to put down words on some kind of magic surface that could retain ink or graphite . or some magical way he could communicate yes or no by moving his head in different directions . Or some kind of ... jokes over by now ,  cellphones , laptops , PCs , sign language . If stephen hawking can communicate with just his eye movement and a computer Im sure this guy could answer afew questions

And if you dont want a guy to talk , you dont shoot the guy in the mouth , you just kill him . I dont see the benifits to terminate one of the people you are setting up with the crime and then shoot the other guy in the mouth to silence the truth of the set up .

As to why . Well I guess its the same reasons as palestininan suicide bombers do it , they are fed up with it and they are so angry they just want it to be over and dont mind if they take down "the enemy " with them , combined with bellife that this is what their god want or that its good for the state / for islam


I dont see a connection with russia and the boston marathon but maybe they just wanted to hurt people / the country / USA politics or something like that . Makes no sense to me either .


Does it matter if people skate at all on slap ? maybe they skated when they were younger ? maybe they skated then got hurt , maybe they are 30 + years old and dont have enough time to skate anymore . Isnt it enough that they are interested / knowledgeable in the subjects we are talking about and interested in

Do you really need to feel superior to the 30 year old guy who skated his whole life but now has 2 kids , a wife and a job and skates less then you ?  or the guy pulling 300+ hours of work a month and is so tired on his days off he cant skate ?

From reading your posts about the boston bombing it seems your issue is more with them shutting down parts of the city then anything ells . You believe its a conspiracy ,  a test of the government to see what they can get away with .
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: waltercronkite on June 12, 2014, 06:46:00 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

Wait, that guy skated?
reledgedly. i never skated w/ him but i think rolling stone painted him as a 'skateboarding stoner' so take that w/ a grain cause it's not a firsthand account. but i'd like to think he shreds most slappers under the table.

You dont believe the news, but you believe rolling stone lol rolling stone says whatever they want
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Shredsledder on June 12, 2014, 06:48:57 PM
I remember seeing a new york post headline concerning the alleged bomber that read "Ji-hottie" (like Jihadi) so I guess people thought his actions were religiously motivated, and that he's attractive


I am wondering if my weed habit is a problem. leaning towards yes.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on June 12, 2014, 07:19:33 PM
to monty, i don't feel superior, i just think people are out of place. i played little league but i'd be remiss if i were still watching the games. sure, dude could still write but how's it gonna get out? i think he's being held incommunicado like gitmo status. i really haven't been following it. just making observations, i'm not obsessed w/ it.
to cronkite, i said 'take [rolling stone] w/a grain cause it's a secondhand account'. i don't trust any media whole heartedly. just stirring the pot a bit. different thoughts, etc. it's stuff i pondered today not 'shark tits thinks he's reagan and gonna get all didactic on everyone's asses.'
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on June 12, 2014, 08:29:26 PM
to monty, i don't feel superior, i just think people are out of place. i played little league but i'd be remiss if i were still watching the games. sure, dude could still write but how's it gonna get out? i think he's being held incommunicado like gitmo status. i really haven't been following it. just making observations, i'm not obsessed w/ it.
to cronkite, i said 'take [rolling stone] w/a grain cause it's a secondhand account'. i don't trust any media whole heartedly. just stirring the pot a bit. different thoughts, etc. it's stuff i pondered today not 'shark tits thinks he's reagan and gonna get all didactic on everyone's asses.'

I'm pretty sure he was a longboarder though. 

I was trying to get from Allston over to BU for a party that day, scary shit when they just shut everything down and blocked all the cellphone signals.  I have to say, I agree with ya Sharktits, I don't think the kid did it.  His older brother doing it and kind of dragging him along is a bit more believable. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 13, 2014, 01:47:05 PM
I wonder what's been going on with my rep. Who did I piss off and what do they hope to accomplish by taking away my internet points? I'm gonna die.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on June 13, 2014, 01:51:47 PM
I wonder what's been going on with my rep. Who did I piss off and what do they hope to accomplish by taking away my internet points? I'm gonna die.

That shit doesn't matter. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 13, 2014, 11:09:46 PM
It's 2 am and I can't stop thinking about how much of a different vibe Heath footy would have if he had a posse in the background. I just keep replaying clips of his in my head but imagining he's got a skate crew in the background instead. I don't know, this is dumb.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on June 14, 2014, 01:02:01 AM
I wonder what's been going on with my rep. Who did I piss off and what do they hope to accomplish by taking away my internet points? I'm gonna die.

I've been wondering what was happening to your rep too... could have sworn you were on like 210 just a month ago
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 14, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
all my revenge accounts reached 1000 posts at around the same time
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 14, 2014, 06:06:14 PM
^Fucking knew it!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 22, 2014, 02:51:12 AM
Does Gonz get tired of being quirky ALL the time or ever feel the pressure to be that way at certain times?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on June 22, 2014, 05:55:02 AM
hes been that way since 1987, i think that's just who he is dude
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tobey on June 26, 2014, 11:30:59 PM
if my dad got shorter or if i got taller
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on July 01, 2014, 05:54:27 AM
people clown watching nascar but watching vert is about as bad.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 07, 2014, 09:43:38 PM
Who will be buying this giant blanket?  I imagine anyone who covers themselves with it, will have any clothing they are wearing simply dissolve.
(https://www.awhsales.com/images/product/medium/36459.jpg)
and drugs.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on July 20, 2014, 08:06:55 PM
I've been thinking about easy careers. You guys think I could be a model if I got my weight under control? I know staying in shape is a job in and of itself but that's got to get easier over time as it becomes a lifestyle. Should I already be working on my blue steel?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tom on July 20, 2014, 08:35:50 PM
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

Wait, that guy skated?
reledgedly. i never skated w/ him but i think rolling stone painted him as a 'skateboarding stoner' so take that w/ a grain cause it's not a firsthand account. but i'd like to think he shreds most slappers under the table.
so i'm over a month late here, but i'll throw this out there. the younger bomber was at my buddy thompson's house the day before the bombing. he would go over there from time to time to smoke weed with thompson's roommates. he had a longboard. he didn't actually skate. if you've been around boston long enough you'll run into gus at either eggs or copley. gus went to high school with the bomber, and claims he beat him up in high school. he didn't have a longboard then. just a case of "i go to umass, so i'll get a longboard to fit in"

i'm still debating getting that creature blanket by the way. that thing is fucking sick

for the past few days i've been strongly considering getting a credit card. i have enough money to hold me over until i start working again, plus some to get a new apartment. i potentially have a job coming up next month that requires me to literally sit on my ass in front of a computer all day. in my hypothetical series of events i' m weighing my options of whether or not to lease a car from a dealership, pay in cash for a used car off of craigslist, and what type of car to get. i could get a newer model that's good on gas and look like i have my shit together, or i could get a truck/subaru and take it on skate trips. if i got the truck/subaru i'd put a mattress in the back and use it for when i have no place to crash when i go on trips to places like sf, or nevada, or wherever. only downside is that it wont be as good on fas
with my adult math i averaged out how much money i'd need to make as a minimum to live comfortably and work as little as possible. now i'm wondering the feasibility of it all. obviously i'd work as much as i possibly could if the oppurtunity presented itself, but figuring out the bare minimum amount of days is giving me a good understanding of things
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mundungus on July 21, 2014, 03:03:41 PM
A skateboarder owned underwear company titled "Skid Marks".
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on July 22, 2014, 02:37:40 AM
A skateboarder owned underwear company titled "Skid Marks".

there is a skater owned underwear company here in scotland called 'Bawbags' 

(bawbag is a scottish slang word for ballbag/scrotum)

check em out...   bawbags.com
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mr. Lono on July 26, 2014, 01:32:39 AM
Why haven't Sean Price(Ruck) and Tame One ever done a song together? Also, where the fuck is Tame One?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on July 27, 2014, 12:23:46 AM
Why haven't Sean Price(Ruck) and Tame One ever done a song together? Also, where the fuck is Tame One?
They have! it's called "Haha da rah rah". came out back when Sean Dropped D.R.E.A.M. with DJ Honda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SQlmSkHpk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SQlmSkHpk)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mr. Lono on July 27, 2014, 06:46:14 AM
Why haven't Sean Price(Ruck) and Tame One ever done a song together? Also, where the fuck is Tame One?
They have! it's called "Haha da rah rah". came out back when Sean Dropped D.R.E.A.M. with DJ Honda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SQlmSkHpk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31SQlmSkHpk)

Shit i forgot about that one. Gracias
Ill Bill and Price are making an album soon. Should be interesting
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 27, 2014, 07:52:45 PM
I've been thinking about easy careers. You guys think I could be a model if I got my weight under control? I know staying in shape is a job in and of itself but that's got to get easier over time as it becomes a lifestyle. Should I already be working on my blue steel?

yes
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 27, 2014, 08:13:33 PM
How do I go about getting pussy when all I do these days is work and skate?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on July 27, 2014, 10:14:40 PM
How do I go about getting pussy when all I do these days is work and skate?

People make time for what they really want to be doing. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 27, 2014, 10:31:42 PM
Makes sense. I could skate slightly less and make time to do non skate related things that would possibly lead to meeting girls. I think I use skating and work as an excuse for why I'm not getting any pussy while also making no effort of putting myself out there.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on August 06, 2014, 10:10:37 PM
If a shark/bear/lion ate me right after I got stoned, would they get stoned ???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on August 06, 2014, 11:09:22 PM
is bestiality really animal abuse? i mean, sticking your dick in a cat or something, sure that's gonna suck. but 'mr hand' and the folks who would go to his stable and get horse fucked, i'm sure the horse was into it. otherwise he wouldn't get hard and rupture colons, right?
downtown worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle so me and my buddy had a conversation sparked by that this morning.
i think it should be legal to receive animal love but illegal to penetrate an animal.
if a dog mounts you and massages your prostate, that's ok, right? gipper says whatever gets you off if it's consenual.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on August 07, 2014, 09:07:08 AM
is bestiality really animal abuse? i mean, sticking your dick in a cat or something, sure that's gonna suck. but 'mr hand' and the folks who would go to his stable and get horse fucked, i'm sure the horse was into it. otherwise he wouldn't get hard and rupture colons, right?
downtown worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle so me and my buddy had a conversation sparked by that this morning.
i think it should be legal to receive animal love but illegal to penetrate an animal.
if a dog mounts you and massages your prostate, that's ok, right? gipper says whatever gets you off if it's consenual.

I don't think the turtle consented.

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/72/b7/0d72b77e275f93684289b01a4e5e618c.jpg)

Looks like you could skate the base though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on August 07, 2014, 09:52:08 AM
that's why i said it should be legal to let an animal bang you [consensual] vs fucking turtles [nonconsensual]. the statue just sparked the conversation. and no, that base is atop a 3 foot fountain so you can't skate it. in the 90s you could grind it but they put a bunch of mulch around it and cockblocked the spot.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on August 14, 2014, 09:32:37 PM
What's it like to eat da booty?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on August 15, 2014, 08:08:07 PM
ive been pondering whether or not to learn how to do those dirt jump gaps on a bmx i have aquired. I learned little ones but am scared (with reason) to do big ones. I had a super vivid dream about it last nite.  I thinki i am gonna buy extra full padding and maybye go for it but i dont even enjoy it as much as skating so i dunno, it is a compleatly different feeling tho and i can do "moto whips" on little jumps (which got me super stoked)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on August 18, 2014, 04:19:10 AM
ive been pondering whether or not to learn how to do those dirt jump gaps on a bmx i have aquired. I learned little ones but am scared (with reason) to do big ones. I had a super vivid dream about it last nite.?  I thinki i am gonna buy extra full padding and maybye go for it but i dont even enjoy it as much as skating so i dunno, it is a compleatly different feeling tho and i can do "moto whips" on little jumps (which got me super stoked)

this aint DIG magazine bruh.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cuntzilla on August 18, 2014, 07:30:38 AM
I was watching the Cale Nuske french fred ep today and was thinking; I wonder If he got booted from cliche or if he just sorta retired? He still seems popular so I doubt board sales at the time were a problem, but he was probably thinking that he was never going to be able to film a video part again and didn't want to do serious permanent damage to his knee (yes I now he still skates) Pushing himself to film one. Kinda the way Shane Hale said it happened to him at Baker. I've seen on his Instagram that Cliche is still Giving him boards, and were asking him if he wanted any tricks in Bon Voyage.
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Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on August 19, 2014, 01:46:38 AM
If i were to hit someone with a detached prosthetic leg, would it be a kick or a punch?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: cuntzilla on August 19, 2014, 05:39:01 AM
Janoski and Nyjah could make Asphalt Yacht Club a reality buy purchasing Yachts. Riley could join as well I suppose if his dad lends him some dollars.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Sizzla on August 19, 2014, 02:21:04 PM
I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!
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Post by: abudabi on August 24, 2014, 08:59:48 PM
what the correct course of action is when u see a silverfish chillin right as youre initiating a mean shit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 24, 2014, 09:40:51 PM
I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!

You got to quit with this little rasta personality you have, shit got old after the first post. Also, today I pondered how mtv still exists?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 24, 2014, 10:11:50 PM
I an I dwas jammin eek a mouse an I an I wonda wot "bong bong bing bong bong" a mean? me no say dat!

You got to quit with this little rasta personality you have, shit got old after the first post. Also, today I pondered how mtv still exists?
I actually kinda think his whole Fakemaican schtick is hilarious. Adds a strange strain hint of retard to the slap boards.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on August 28, 2014, 02:27:35 PM
imagine the majesty of passenger pigeons blotting out the sun, their excrement falling down like a flurry of snowflakes? i can and it's beautiful. i like the pigeons we have now too but these guys were mobb deep! alas, people killed them all and i don't buy this article's 'jurassic park' premise that they'll be re-animated via genetic engineering. but if they do, i hope the dodo bird makes a comeback too.
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/100-years-later-the-passenger-pigeon-still-haunts-us (http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/100-years-later-the-passenger-pigeon-still-haunts-us)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on August 29, 2014, 09:12:53 AM
If a shark/bear/lion ate me right after I got stoned, would they get stoned ???

no
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Post by: bea! on August 29, 2014, 10:49:39 AM
how does a Spanish person pronounce the name Jill?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 29, 2014, 10:53:03 AM
hill. or they would say "que?" since its english and no spanish person speaks proper english.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bea! on August 29, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
hill. or they would say "que?" since its english and no spanish person speaks proper english.

but there is no "ll" sound, like kill, bill, drill... it's sounded out like a "ye".  so the letter J is sounded out like a "ye", then the ll is a "ye". 
 ye-i-ye
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Post by: Bronson on August 29, 2014, 11:48:57 AM
What was the method for keeping Wu-Tang money all up in the family again, never seem to quite recall it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on August 29, 2014, 01:59:43 PM
What was the method for keeping Wu-Tang money all up in the family again, never seem to quite recall it.
ya gotta let 'my seeds marry his seeds, marry his seeds'. after a generation or 2 the clan gonna be on that incest tip. maybe rethink it guys or add a lot more genes [rappers] to da clan.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: alonelikeastone on August 29, 2014, 07:49:24 PM
If i were to hit someone with a detached prosthetic leg, would it be a kick or a punch?


that there is a proper ponder!

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Post by: cuntzilla on August 29, 2014, 07:53:03 PM
Nyjah should own a night club and name it Nine Club.  8)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brent on August 29, 2014, 09:00:52 PM
Do Mexican people laugh in English? Damn think about it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on August 29, 2014, 09:20:13 PM
Do Mexican people laugh in English? Damn think about it.
according to bright eyes [expert on all subjects]
'they laugh in a language i don't understand'
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 30, 2014, 03:57:00 PM
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 30, 2014, 04:09:52 PM
Does Reverend Run have regrets for having made "the devil sell him his soul"???

If I light a cigarette with a pink lighter does the cigarette become girly?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Monty Burns on August 30, 2014, 04:40:08 PM
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on September 01, 2014, 07:00:29 AM
Well according to my homies on fbook that chill in spanish harlem a mexican laugh is spelt "jajajajajaja". so no.

Jaja is catalan and spanish for haha . Im not sure if Portuguese do the same but I do believe so



Do French people type out hon hon hon when they're laughing online?

Did Alex Olson steal the entire marketing strategy for Bianca Chandon from the character Tim Okasaki on Angry Boys?

(http://quizimg2.whichblankareyou.com/Q1947RES110725.png)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hankmasterflex on September 02, 2014, 10:43:52 AM
i was never an athlete but i miss drinking sport shakes. what happened to them?


http://www.sportshake.com/home/home.asp (http://www.sportshake.com/home/home.asp)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on September 02, 2014, 11:00:21 AM
how to break tillikum out of seaworld and not get my dick bit off.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on September 08, 2014, 09:17:20 AM
What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on September 08, 2014, 12:05:57 PM
Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on September 08, 2014, 10:20:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk#t=55 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk#t=55)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hufs calve muscles on September 09, 2014, 12:55:04 AM
Why is life so hard.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on September 09, 2014, 09:54:54 AM
Every sperm is holy. Put them all on the cross.

Seems logical. I was thinking that it meant 'down for Jesus, and anal' but those are opposing interests, so I wasn't sure.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: jam bra on September 09, 2014, 07:05:37 PM
What does it mean if a girl has a giant cross for a lower back tattoo?
I dated a girl that had a sun tramp stamp.
The sun had a face that looked just like Eric Roberts.
If I blew a load on Eric Roberts face, am I gay?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 09, 2014, 07:08:39 PM
(http://filmint.nu/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/horror_abc_crimsonquill-191.jpg)

let jesus fuck you
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Post by: abudabi on September 09, 2014, 07:41:40 PM
^whats that from?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 09, 2014, 08:03:53 PM
contray to popular belief, every sperm is NOT holy just like all unfertilised eggs
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on September 09, 2014, 08:44:25 PM
pondering who i can get to shoot me in the jaw [talkin about birds ate my face] in order to stop my toothache. also, all the dumb cunts on fb and elsewhere who are against raising minimum wage. some of it may be lost in translation but tufty usually sounds like a big dummy but he made an interesting point once about the goverment, post WW2 raised our standard of living so's to not let us get swayed to communism. after the fall of the USSR our quality of life has slowly ebbed.
it is curious that we had a great depression and just total disparity between rich and poor but during the 50s one high school educated man's income could purchase a home, support a wife and kids and ever since we've needed double incomes [or higher education] to get by or be comfy.
when i started working minimum was only $4.25 or $4.75 but that was a pack of stoges and 2 gallons of gas. i think that's a good template, every hour of work equal to a pack of name brand stoges and 2 gallons of gas.
that and i think jobs should pay more in direct correlation to how shitty/physically hard they are.
i didn't vote today but it's not like you get to vote on opinions anyways, just team A or B's mascot who will make rules independent of whether it behooves anyone or not.
'every time you vote you support the process' da god morrissey
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on September 09, 2014, 11:26:07 PM
Are skidmarks some advanced medium in which our butt holes are trying to communicate complex thoughts to us through patterns/long forgotten manuscript or are they just snappy retorts exclaiming, "Hey buddy, here's a little quality control feedback on your wiping...It's shit."?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on September 09, 2014, 11:36:20 PM
Nature's own Rorshach test.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: twitchflip on September 10, 2014, 03:54:25 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 10, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: twitchflip on September 10, 2014, 06:41:48 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?
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Post by: ill_Murray on September 10, 2014, 09:53:42 PM
^whats that from?


The Exorcist. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: weedpop on September 10, 2014, 10:23:25 PM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: twitchflip on September 11, 2014, 06:28:23 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.
thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight ;)
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Post by: Swithflip on September 11, 2014, 06:36:04 AM
Twitch flip??? Shit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: twitchflip on September 11, 2014, 06:41:37 AM
Twitch flip??? Shit
copy cat  8)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on September 11, 2014, 07:14:30 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing?  ?  DUH

wouldn't all 360 degrees point directly towards the geographical south pole though (assuming the earth is a perfect sphere)?

Confirmed. We talked about this in an astronomy course I took once.
thanks for clarifying. a special thank you also goes out to dirtyweemidden for imparting his knowledge and insight ;)


Well Damn
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 11, 2014, 07:30:06 AM
BTW, the earth is a perfect sphere. It's more perfect than a billiard ball.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Joel Wilson on September 11, 2014, 08:42:06 AM
if you stand at the exact point of the north pole, is the next step you take guaranteed to be due south?

nope. theres 359 other angels you could be facing    DUH

angels are tight bro

how did the first language get translated?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RCB3 on September 11, 2014, 08:59:43 AM
If there was a cliff that was a mile high( or a few miles high) and below was, say, a couple miles deep filled with feathers, could you jump off and survive? My feeling is that the feathers would slow you down in such a slow matter that you'd eventually come to a stop deep in a puff of feathers. Granted, you'd probably suffocate being inside all the feathers, but I've always wondered if you could survive a jump like that.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on September 11, 2014, 09:15:30 AM
^whats that from?
The Exorcist. 
fuck i was wondering if thats what it was, i really need to watch that
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 11, 2014, 06:25:24 PM
why cant i report my own post to a moderator? im guilty damnit
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on September 11, 2014, 09:24:57 PM
why cant i report my own post to a moderator? im guilty damnit

I gotchu homie.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hufs calve muscles on September 11, 2014, 10:12:40 PM
how can i get my rep in the plus.

its been on my mind since i joined in 2008
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on September 12, 2014, 01:52:50 AM
i watch law and order every day and like skate videos, it usually focuses on the fs [for regular foot] ledge w/ the drop. i know there's a symmetrical ledge on the bs [for regular foot] side cause hufnagel nose wheelied it yrs and yrs ago. why is the other ledge so underrepresented?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 13, 2014, 03:56:25 PM
Any of you guys ever melt some ice cream throw some delicious shit in there and then refreeze it? Been thinking about melting a tub of vanilla ice cream and throwing in some cookies, bananas, and maybe some chocolate candy and freezing it again.
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Post by: Monty Burns on September 13, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
Any of you guys ever melt some ice cream throw some delicious shit in there and then refreeze it? Been thinking about melting a tub of vanilla ice cream and throwing in some cookies, bananas, and maybe some chocolate candy and freezing it again.

there would be a shit load of ice crystals in that man . Best is to make the icecream with a icecream machine and then swirl the items into it
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Post by: ttching! on September 13, 2014, 06:23:39 PM
i watch law and order every day and like skate videos, it usually focuses on the fs [for regular foot] ledge w/ the drop. i know there's a symmetrical ledge on the bs [for regular foot] side cause hufnagel nose wheelied it yrs and yrs ago. why is the other ledge so underrepresented?

The landing is uphill and backlit.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 13, 2014, 06:58:23 PM
Any of you guys ever melt some ice cream throw some delicious shit in there and then refreeze it? Been thinking about melting a tub of vanilla ice cream and throwing in some cookies, bananas, and maybe some chocolate candy and freezing it again.

there would be a shit load of ice crystals in that man . Best is to make the icecream with a icecream machine and then swirl the items into it
Yeah that sounds like a whole thing that I don't wanna do. Maybe if I let it sit out and melt to where it's kinda at a liquid state but still solid that will eliminate the ice crystals.
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Post by: Monty Burns on September 13, 2014, 07:09:12 PM
Any of you guys ever melt some ice cream throw some delicious shit in there and then refreeze it? Been thinking about melting a tub of vanilla ice cream and throwing in some cookies, bananas, and maybe some chocolate candy and freezing it again.

there would be a shit load of ice crystals in that man . Best is to make the icecream with a icecream machine and then swirl the items into it
Yeah that sounds like a whole thing that I don't wanna do. Maybe if I let it sit out and melt to where it's kinda at a liquid state but still solid that will eliminate the ice crystals.

You will always have ice crystals , its just u want them to be super small . The ones you get while pulling it from the freezer and then back and forth are the big ones . Like when you buy it from the store and the first time you have it its pretty smooth and nice , but after the first time its abit fucked up

Normaly restaurants let it melt down and then redo it in the icecream machine the next time they need it . Or with paco jets just refreeze it again . Paco Jets are amazing
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on September 14, 2014, 11:07:45 PM
if jim greco had a toothache could he take opiates for it or would that be considered 'relapse'? if jim greco isn't allowed to take opiates even when prescribed by a physician, does he put on a costume and pretend to be someone else until the script is gone? maybe that's why he has so many styles.
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Post by: abudabi on September 15, 2014, 08:24:43 PM
has anyone done a nollie heel back tail to regular? ive only seen it to fakie
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on September 15, 2014, 08:29:20 PM
has anyone done a nollie heel back tail to regular? ive only seen it to fakie

Herman Baker 3. Perfectly done too.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on September 15, 2014, 09:24:02 PM
has anyone done a nollie heel back tail to regular? ive only seen it to fakie
Herman Baker 3. Perfectly done too.
fuck ok i feel dumb. i have most definitely seen one to regular, now that u say that.
good reminder to rewatch that part when i have an internet connection that isnt terrible tho.

i watched a townes van zandt documentary a while ago (super fucking sick movie,townes is obviously the shit).
townes' memory got destroyed when he underwent insulin shock therapy that was supposed to cure his craziness
he had to be introduced to his mom when she visited him after.
im wondering if this treatment could ever be useful, like if someone's so traumatized they cant deal with their life anymore.
theres a pretty good chance it just eliminates memories but doesnt change how a person feels tho
who knows? maybe it could be a last resort for someone? if shit ever got bad enough for me id be down to give it a whirl
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hufs calve muscles on September 15, 2014, 10:02:43 PM
if jim greco had a toothache could he take opiates for it or would that be considered 'relapse'? if jim greco isn't allowed to take opiates even when prescribed by a physician, does he put on a costume and pretend to be someone else until the script is gone? maybe that's why he has so many styles.

post of the day. i fucking lol'd!!!
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Post by: shitsandwich on September 16, 2014, 04:53:11 PM
How can I gain muscle towards the middle of my chest? Ive been doing push ups and read that if you move your hands closer together itll help but I havent had any luck
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: DCLOVE on September 16, 2014, 05:08:55 PM
How can I gain muscle towards the middle of my chest? Ive been doing push ups and read that if you move your hands closer together itll help but I havent had any luck

If you go to a gym a certain machine(can't remember the name currently) works out the under side of your pectoral muscles which should help define the middle more. Just started working out more often and its a bitch. wish skating would offset getting older and drinking.
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Post by: ill_Murray on September 16, 2014, 05:28:08 PM
How can I gain muscle towards the middle of my chest? Ive been doing push ups and read that if you move your hands closer together itll help but I havent had any luck


Do chin ups and as you ascend, try and bring your elbows together. 

The machine the other dude is thinking about is the Fly machine, or you can do it with free weights.  As long as you're motion looks like this...
(http://www.benrunslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lower_body-8.jpg)
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Post by: shitsandwich on September 16, 2014, 07:45:44 PM
Thanks dudes, I don't have the money for a gym membership right now but I have some weights lying around and my brother has a bench so I'll try that out for awhile.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 16, 2014, 07:51:15 PM
how can i get my rep in the plus.

its been on my mind since i joined in 2008

just quoting so this will always be permanent #neverforget (#post_neverforget)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: hufs calve muscles on September 16, 2014, 08:59:51 PM
how can i get my rep in the plus.

its been on my mind since i joined in 2008

just quoting so this will always be permanent #neverforget (#post_neverforget)

i was being hella serious too.

god i hope you get hit by a car.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on September 17, 2014, 05:42:56 AM
how can i get my rep in the plus.

its been on my mind since i joined in 2008

just quoting so this will always be permanent #neverforget (#post_neverforget)

Just because we bicker and gossip like 16 year old girls doesn't mean you can come up in here hashtagging shit. 
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on September 17, 2014, 09:04:43 AM
I always thought the secret to pecs was just testosterone so when I wanna yoke up my manmarries I just watch a bunch of two girl-one guy porn and talk about lumber and transmissions.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: JB on September 17, 2014, 10:13:22 AM
Most Alpha Chest Exercises (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=003t7MfHriU&list=UUduKuJToxWPizJ7I2E6n1kA#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: waltercronkite on September 18, 2014, 07:32:40 PM
sometimes when a thread starts to really bore me i think about posting i just farted and then everyone laughs
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 18, 2014, 07:47:19 PM
that is the dream
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 18, 2014, 07:51:32 PM
bianca chandon is the answer to all my problems
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ill_Murray on September 19, 2014, 07:24:18 AM
bianca chandon is the answer to all my problems

Are you a bad troll or just a bit retarded?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dillanharp on September 19, 2014, 08:39:37 AM
bianca chandon is the answer to all my problems
You must have shitty problems.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 21, 2014, 07:18:40 PM
thank god for the house (home) of bianca
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 21, 2014, 09:20:40 PM
What song is this? I looked up the lyrics and a whole bunch of bullshit came up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0viSDlfty5Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0viSDlfty5Q#)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nellop on September 21, 2014, 10:10:52 PM
if an ambulance driver is en route to the hospital for a very time-sensitive medical emergency and gets in an accident with a pedestrian or another car what do they do? I feel like there must have been times when an ambulance has gotten in accidents that involve other people and injured them as a result of their fast driving/people not complying with siren traffic protocol. i'm not saying that ambulance drivers suck but as elvis costello once crooned 'accidents will happen'. i was just wondering because it seems like if they stopped to help or call for help. they would be defeating the purpose of rushing to get help to the person they already had in the back of the ambulance. there would also be a slight tinge of irony if they called in another ambulance to take care of the new victim.

i brought this up to my friend and she essentially said "its their own damn fault, you're supposed to pull over when you hear the sirens". which is true but seemed potentially irrelevant because people are given emergency medical treatment for injuries that were "their own fault". i tried to google but the only accident i saw was a crash where the ambulance driver was checking the gps and drove it into a ditch. which is also pretty fucked up but it wasnt really the problem i had thought of. I feel pretty dumb for not knowing this kind of shit butt fuck it.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on September 21, 2014, 10:26:11 PM
It would probably depend on the severity of the accident more than likely. They would definitely call in another incident to dispatch and get an additional response unit. More than likely they would continue with patient care of the initial patient, while making a primary assessment of any new patients until the next responders arrived on scene. At that point they would continue to the hospital with their initial patient. In response to your friend's statement, the emergency responders are always held liable in an MVC regardless of whose fault it was. This is because they're held to a higher standard. They will never deny patient care regardless of the situation though.
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Post by: nellop on September 21, 2014, 10:29:58 PM
thanks for clearing that up! that all makes sense to me.
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Post by: Durndle on October 19, 2014, 01:04:32 AM
why is judge reinhold's face now made out of cookie dough?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on November 18, 2014, 07:20:36 PM
Does abudabi have a sister ???
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on November 18, 2014, 08:52:18 PM
no. did you dissect animals as a child?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on November 19, 2014, 07:34:21 AM
i've got hep C. i seen that some euro kids did an experiment w/ cell phones and seeds. basically the low radiation emitted from the cell phone inhibited cellular growth in the seeds and nothing came of them [while in another room the seeds judy bloomed]. i'm applying this science to my liver and keeping my obama phone in my right jacket pocket, a little modern homeopathic cure.
i'll letchaz know how it works out and hopefully it's not enough radiation that i trade hep C for the 'big C'. wouldn't that be kafka-esque?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Kolostrum on November 19, 2014, 11:32:52 AM
i've got hep C. i seen that some euro kids did an experiment w/ cell phones and seeds. basically the low radiation emitted from the cell phone inhibited cellular growth in the seeds and nothing came of them [while in another room the seeds judy bloomed]. i'm applying this science to my liver and keeping my obama phone in my right jacket pocket, a little modern homeopathic cure.
i'll letchaz know how it works out and hopefully it's not enough radiation that i trade hep C for the 'big C'. wouldn't that be kafka-esque?

Not trying to bum you out, but in many cases hep c does turn into the big c, (hepatocellular carcinoma to be specific). On the bright side, what have you got to lose?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on November 19, 2014, 11:38:51 AM
i've got hep C. i seen that some euro kids did an experiment w/ cell phones and seeds. basically the low radiation emitted from the cell phone inhibited cellular growth in the seeds and nothing came of them [while in another room the seeds judy bloomed]. i'm applying this science to my liver and keeping my obama phone in my right jacket pocket, a little modern homeopathic cure.
i'll letchaz know how it works out and hopefully it's not enough radiation that i trade hep C for the 'big C'. wouldn't that be kafka-esque?

Not trying to bum you out, but in many cases hep c does turn into the big c, (hepatocellular carcinoma to be specific). On the bright side, what have you got to lose?
not bummed kolostrum. i think heppa to the hoppa is only fatal like 1 in 20 and though i did a number on myself drinking i've got 4 yrs offa that so i'd like to think i'm fixing myself. wouldn't that be the ultimate irony, quit drinking [currently] quitting smoking and get cancer regardless. realistically i'll overdose before i rot away from some disease but i wanna skate and have my dick work until such a time so i'm half nihilistic and half trying to live forever. and 3/4 shtooops.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tobey on November 20, 2014, 12:33:56 AM
does the pornstar mercedes lynn ever get naked in video? she always wearing some type of clothing, the videos i have seen anyway
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on November 20, 2014, 11:18:20 AM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: bottom feeder on November 21, 2014, 02:20:52 AM
haha, 'Out of sight, out of mind' I guess.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 21, 2014, 03:59:14 AM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

I like the way you think haha
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: straight on November 21, 2014, 10:24:21 AM
Are white South Africans that immigrated to the United States African American?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on November 22, 2014, 10:06:50 AM
No, they're just boering.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: formeitscrazylike on November 23, 2014, 09:07:16 AM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on November 23, 2014, 05:37:18 PM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not
by asking their friends who can see.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: aleksander on November 23, 2014, 07:28:26 PM
How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?

The same way they test if the milk has gone bad or not

It's true, my cousin is blind and for every dump he has to do the taste test.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on November 23, 2014, 09:47:55 PM
^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on November 24, 2014, 12:16:33 AM
^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?

Even if you didn't take a shit, your toilet paper plies can still smell. So it's not really an effective way of knowing
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 24, 2014, 03:09:36 AM
am i high right now, do i ever get nervous
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on November 24, 2014, 02:19:18 PM
^what, is he blind and hard of smelling? why cant he smell a piece of toilet paper?

Even if you didn't take a shit, your toilet paper plies can still smell. So it's not really an effective way of knowing
but tasting your butthole works like a charm? this is highly confusing.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 24, 2014, 03:52:37 PM
I can imagine a blind guy trying to do a smell test and bringing the tp a little too close to his face. Might even give himself an accidental Shitler.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on November 27, 2014, 02:33:04 PM
my brother asked me if i wanted anything for christmas on facebook (he lives hella far away) and i told him he didnt have to get me anything because im broke, and i cant really buy gifts for anyone. he told me thats not how christmas works... how does christmas work?
seriously if someone knows what he means by that id appreciate the explanation, lol
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on December 19, 2014, 09:10:48 AM
Who wore it better?

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ab52f23b99d8805957e060b8aa1cb0bf/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go2_400.gif)(https://33.media.tumblr.com/932493243a2e8d3ba653a3c379aef6fb/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go3_400.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/329dc50f312ffdf510815240a9fc2def/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go4_400.gif)(https://38.media.tumblr.com/60e5731e389d1eab6a254fd255f7d643/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go5_400.gif)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 19, 2014, 04:17:42 PM
Who wore it better?

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ab52f23b99d8805957e060b8aa1cb0bf/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go2_400.gif)(https://33.media.tumblr.com/932493243a2e8d3ba653a3c379aef6fb/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go3_400.gif)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/329dc50f312ffdf510815240a9fc2def/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go4_400.gif)(https://38.media.tumblr.com/60e5731e389d1eab6a254fd255f7d643/tumblr_ngdol1eQbc1rqvp8go5_400.gif)
That pop shuv was heavenly
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ice nine on December 19, 2014, 11:58:54 PM
am i single,  i heard i fucked a girl is is true
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on December 20, 2014, 08:38:29 AM
this asphalt yaawk club banner has drawn jaws' last name to my attention. now im wondering if he uses jaws to avoid "homo" jokes. kinda funny either way.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: lamfordie on December 20, 2014, 11:33:07 PM
Contemplating doing a a New York trip for spring break.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: RCB3 on December 20, 2014, 11:57:06 PM
You know when people tweak out ollies or kickflips where there ankles go sideways as in the photo below? Has anyone ever forgotten to level out their feet and just landed on there ankles sideways? I know it's a terrible thought, but it's something I truly wondered today.

(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/uploads/2013/03/2.-John-Tanner-Switch-tweaked-ollie-to-fakie-Sardinia..jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: clamy on December 21, 2014, 12:46:08 AM
You know when people tweak out ollies or kickflips where there ankles go sideways as in the photo below? Has anyone ever forgotten to level out their feet and just landed on there ankles sideways? I know it's a terrible thought, but it's something I truly wondered today.

(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/uploads/2013/03/2.-John-Tanner-Switch-tweaked-ollie-to-fakie-Sardinia..jpg)


I think about that every time I see someone doing it. I would never put my ankles in such danger...
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 09, 2015, 03:28:20 PM
It's weird how everyone hates licorice but everyone of the 12 year-old girls I know loves Jagermeister.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 11, 2015, 01:59:17 PM
These Lumosity.com commercial people are the most pathetic bunch of retards I've ever seen. Lol my brain's real good now!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on January 12, 2015, 07:40:54 AM
I'm downsizing my skate deck from a 8 to a 7.75 so i can hopefully get my 360 underflips.

Do I get a SHUTNYC? I saw Hopps has one too but it's a little long for 7.75. Zoo York? Creature? Blank and some markers?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on January 12, 2015, 01:07:37 PM
I'm downsizing my skate deck from a 8 to a 7.75 so i can hopefully get my 360 underflips.

Do I get a SHUTNYC? I saw Hopps has one too but it's a little long for 7.75. Zoo York? Creature? Blank and some markers?
markers no matter what the board.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on February 15, 2015, 12:28:07 PM
How come I never realized that Johnny Ola is Junior Soprano until today?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 15, 2015, 12:32:45 PM
How come I never realized that Johnny Ola is Junior Soprano until today?
cause you're dumb as a box of rocks.
i'm pondering why 'hipster runoff' ignored me. dude was my favorite poster.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: brycickle on February 15, 2015, 01:48:34 PM
You're right. Because I don't do heroin.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 15, 2015, 01:48:56 PM
i'm pondering why 'hipster runoff' ignored me. dude was my favorite poster.
how do you know he ignored you?

also, why cant you kook yourself? i can understand not being able to gnar yourself, but not being able to kook yourself is pretty wack.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 15, 2015, 02:01:34 PM
i'm pondering why 'hipster runoff' ignored me. dude was my favorite poster.
how do you know he ignored you?

also, why cant you kook yourself? i can understand not being able to gnar yourself, but not being able to kook yourself is pretty wack.
i tried to look up old hipster runoff posts and it wouldn't let me [thought maybe he just hadn't posted in a while]. also, sometimes a person will quote whoever ignored you and you can read the quote but if you try to read the original message it won't let you [perez hilton].
sucks about carles but i don't think i'm missing anything w/ the rest of em.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodguyEh on February 15, 2015, 03:17:55 PM
How illegal is it to go to a fountain in a mall and take the money out of the water? Theres a mall near my house thats jam packed with asians  who are both rich and superstitious and by the looks of it you could walk away with like 50 bucks in 30 seconds of sifting. The thing is FILLED with toonies and loonies.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 15, 2015, 03:23:07 PM
How illegal is it to go to a fountain in a mall and take the money out of the water? Theres a mall near my house thats jam packed with asians  who are both rich and superstitious and by the looks of it you could walk away with like 50 bucks in 30 seconds of sifting. The thing is FILLED with toonies and loonies.
i've gotten kicked out for doing it, homegirl from my squat in Detroit got peppersprayed and took to jail for doing it at Hart Plaza. just depends on the cops/security. they might help you out w/ a few bucks or they might arrest you.
one time i had this elaborate plan on market st [SF] and i get my shoes off and hop this gate and dig around for a while but long story short i wet my cigs so all the change i found went to replacing them. zero sum game!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 16, 2015, 05:43:16 AM
too trailer parky     If your gonna steal do it minus a bunch of bystandards and cameras and oh yeah  -go for cash or valuables, dont steal change.  (someone got charged for takiing 2.87 from a fountain here in canada - petty theft)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 16, 2015, 08:09:23 AM
pretty sure most of those fountains are for charity
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: BraveUlysses on February 16, 2015, 09:29:10 PM
I remember when Donovan Strain had his little segment on the Berrics and one episode discussed fishing for money in one of those fountains. He did something along the lines of putting headphones in and I think wearing a uniform so it looks like you're one of the guys working for the facility housing the fountain. After seeing that video I really wanted to do it just so I would have enough money to buy a new skateboard at the time.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: tobey on February 19, 2015, 12:24:47 AM
Am i not cool enough to wear Vans?

I had one pair when i was 16, they were the TNT's forget which number but they gave me blisters. Now 6 years later i got a pair of Vans for Christmas and i just started to skate in them the other night and i have blisters.

Don't want to sell them cause they were a gift
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: dirtyweemidden on February 19, 2015, 03:55:58 AM
get a different size or give up on vans
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 19, 2015, 03:58:00 AM
Will this ramp I designed be fun to skate????
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2lmklls.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 19, 2015, 09:49:57 AM
get a different size or give up on vans
i swear old skools are designed to blister heels, doesnt matter if they fit or not
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on February 19, 2015, 09:52:36 AM
get a different size or give up on vans
i swear old skools are designed to blister heels, doesnt matter if they fit or not

Its because of that stupid seam they put in there. I always have to cut it out with a razorblade.
Still worth the waffle though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on February 19, 2015, 09:54:58 AM
You guys think this is an Enjoi rip off? Didn't they do a tour in Indonesia?

http://jakarta.coconuts.co/2015/02/19/indonesian-police-ask-public-help-prevent-sale-panda-sex-kids-clothes (http://jakarta.coconuts.co/2015/02/19/indonesian-police-ask-public-help-prevent-sale-panda-sex-kids-clothes)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 19, 2015, 10:03:45 AM
get a different size or give up on vans
i swear old skools are designed to blister heels, doesnt matter if they fit or not
Its because of that stupid seam they put in there. I always have to cut it out with a razorblade.
Still worth the waffle though.
damn, definitely should have been smart like you and cut that part off. on the upside my heels are hella tough now haha.
agreed about the grip, never skated any shoes with that much board feel. i got them sort of by accident, but now i get their popularity.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Mr. Lono on February 19, 2015, 10:06:24 PM
When the fuck is Massimo Cavedoni gonna get a board with his name on it?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on February 20, 2015, 09:11:46 AM
When the fuck is Massimo Cavedoni gonna get a board with his name on it?

when they find a way to fit it on a deck without having to make it a longboard
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 20, 2015, 10:34:59 AM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 20, 2015, 10:59:54 AM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?

haha no. toilet paper is cheap.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on February 20, 2015, 02:14:08 PM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?

haha no. toilet paper is cheap.

Yeah, but cheap toilet paper is a travesty.
go buy your own bombass TP (I recommend the strong Charmin )
do the dishes
and feel superior.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: sleepypancakes on February 20, 2015, 07:29:19 PM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?

haha no. toilet paper is cheap.

Yeah, but cheap toilet paper is a travesty.
go buy your own bombass TP (I recommend the strong Charmin )
do the dishes
and feel superior.

And keep the roll in your bedroom, commute with it every time. When I was in college my roommates used to jack mine if it stayed in the bathroom and eventually would stop buying it. So I enforced an embargo.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Henry Thomas Barnabe on February 20, 2015, 08:07:02 PM
Will this ramp I designed be fun to skate????
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2lmklls.jpg)

i have zero idea what is going on it that picture.

it's kind of hilarious actually
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 20, 2015, 08:15:53 PM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?

haha no. toilet paper is cheap.

Yeah, but cheap toilet paper is a travesty.
go buy your own bombass TP (I recommend the strong Charmin )
do the dishes
and feel superior.

And keep the roll in your bedroom, commute with it every time. When I was in college my roommates used to jack mine if it stayed in the bathroom and eventually would stop buying it. So I enforced an embargo.
wait, if i stop stealing his tp then we definitely wont be even lol.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: idealhandmades on February 20, 2015, 08:26:44 PM
if i use my roommate's toilet paper all the time, and he steals my dishes/leaves everything in a mess, are we even?

haha no. toilet paper is cheap.

Yeah, but cheap toilet paper is a travesty.
go buy your own bombass TP (I recommend the strong Charmin)
do the dishes
and feel superior.

And keep the roll in your bedroom, commute with it every time. When I was in college my roommates used to jack mine if it stayed in the bathroom and eventually would stop buying it. So I enforced an embargo.
wait, if i stop stealing his tp then we definitely wont be even lol.

Its not about being even. Be better than him, be better than yourself.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodBurger on February 25, 2015, 09:23:11 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s_Waj_eMouw/SSCkxMcZcyI/AAAAAAAAAOE/2I2y3D89p5c/s400/toadinthehole009.jpg)

what does this mean?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Yu Dum on February 25, 2015, 09:33:39 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s_Waj_eMouw/SSCkxMcZcyI/AAAAAAAAAOE/2I2y3D89p5c/s400/toadinthehole009.jpg)

what does this mean?
Maybe it's talking about how skateboarding has lost its core values and how it's all about money now? People, especially younger kids and older adults who don't know shit about skateboarding, see it as an easy way to make money because of all the corporate sponsorships that are involved today. They don't see skateboarding for how it really is.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on February 25, 2015, 01:34:36 PM
skateboarding can't have values the culture dies and is reborn.  Those 'core'values of yesteryear were touted by people not actually getting corporate cheque type offers of any type -so what were those old carted around valuess worth anyway?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodBurger on February 25, 2015, 02:02:21 PM
at first i was under the impression that the artist didn't have any relation to skating and neither did any of the other works i saw of his so i just assumed it was a third-party's interpretation and had no idea what they meant. after learning who simon evans actually is i would safely guess something along the lines of what blind fisherman said. i really dont know though and i guess thats the point? art is supposed to be up for interpretation. i would still like to know how he meant for it to be interpreted though.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: matter of fact on February 25, 2015, 02:52:21 PM
it gets annoying sometimes when pro skateboarding media and skateboarding get too jumbled together. the act of skating means something different for each skater, and saying the death of the "rebel" attitude is some huge hit to skateboarding is missing the point i think. some people skate to rebel, some to progress, some to explore, some to just cruise and enjoy the ride, etc.. pro skating seems "jockish" with all the corporate sponsorships, and seeing skating in tons of commercials can be grating, but being bitter and keeping one's mind in the past breeds poison. i get that some older skaters can't identify with the acceptance that skating has now, but just the act of skating is incredible enough that people will use it to get through life and have a ton of fun. some might get into it because they see some money making potential, but in the end who gives a shit? they'll try to make money and you'll still be able to go skate and have fun anyway.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 25, 2015, 03:23:39 PM
'wincest'. people write fan fiction about incest between the 2 brothers of that horrible interrupter of law and order, supernatural. leetgeek, are you involved?
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dean%20Winchester (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dean%20Winchester)*s*Sam%20Winchester/works
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 25, 2015, 04:25:32 PM
is subjectivity the same thing as inter-subjectivity?
serious question. please help.

Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 25, 2015, 04:30:03 PM
inter-subjective seems to necessitate more than one person. like a shared hallucination, it ain't 'objective' cause it ain't true but it's not only 'subjective' cause we both seen da ghost espy. that's my understanding of it.
subjective is just like your take on a given situation.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 25, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
is subjectivity the same thing as inter-subjectivity?
serious question. please help.



"Subjectivity refers to how someone's judgment is shaped by personal opinions and feelings instead of outside influences. Subjectivity is partially responsible for why one person loves an abstract painting while another person hates it."


"Intersubjectivity is a term used in philosophy, psychology, sociology, and anthropology to conceptualize the psychological relation between people. It is usually used in contrast to solipsistic individual experience, emphasizing our inherently social being."




Or was this a joke about the "subjectivity" of one or both of the definitions?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on February 25, 2015, 04:47:30 PM
thanks for the replies bros.
wasnt a joke rusty. i have a bullshit sociology test tomorrow and im trying to do some last minute studying.

i think i've got it now. inter subjectivity just refers to the subjective views of different people in the same situation.
like, a professor and teaching assistant will have one view of a class, and the students will have another view of that class.

i was over thinking it. i think you nailed it with the shared hallucination thing shark tits.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 25, 2015, 04:51:19 PM
I don't believe in subjectivity.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: GoodguyEh on February 26, 2015, 02:40:31 PM
Do Jewish people buy German cars?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on February 26, 2015, 02:45:02 PM
Do Jewish people buy German cars?
they do and it's the opposite of FUBU
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 26, 2015, 03:30:32 PM
What does Todd Falcon and DB's penises look like? Which one has been laid more and which one has made more money skateboarding?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on February 27, 2015, 06:25:08 PM
Is putting these on the bottom of an old deck a terrible idea?
(http://www.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_8022.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Garth Marenghi on March 01, 2015, 02:20:17 AM
Not as terrible as those permanent diy doodles on you skin. Go for it!
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 01, 2015, 02:41:07 AM
Not as terrible as those permanent diy doodles on you skin. Go for it!
Nothin' like having your appearance criticized by a stranger hiding behind the internet.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on March 01, 2015, 03:35:21 AM
ya know how a lot of skateparks have 'titties'? FDR has em, the bro bowl's bumps were sort of breast-like, tons of places, it's a common obstacle. so what if instead of stopping at the rack a park had a full woman? i'd love to build a skateable woman on her back if i had a huge budget/quasi permission to be building something of diesel magnitude. have her legs in different positions so each is unique and face is coming out of the cement, hair at an incline so you can ride up but prolly not over cause her facial features are skate stoppers or something to gap over.
yeah, i be thinking dogg. i, i be havin thoughts.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 01, 2015, 03:44:27 AM
^Reminds me of when we saw Titties in the snowbank across the street from your house.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: shark tits on March 01, 2015, 03:57:43 AM
^Reminds me of when we saw Titties in the snowbank across the street from your house.
heh, mother nature covered them titties up [w/ more snow]. 'put a dress on sugah tits!'
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: abudabi on March 01, 2015, 10:42:11 AM
anyone else think straight no complies or step-hops look bad?
i still appreciate it when someone does a gnarly one, and since i cant do them myself i respect it, but... they look kinda lame.
variations usually look better, like jake johnson's no comply 5-0.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 03, 2015, 04:53:25 AM
they're looking bad for sure (that happens when everyone who wears the same thing does the same trick all year)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Senrud on March 03, 2015, 04:46:47 PM
puppy potty training techniques while at work. heavy stuff today.
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 04, 2015, 07:23:51 AM
What if I'm not actually the smartest handsomest boy in the world?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on March 09, 2015, 09:35:08 AM
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/62c46edc432e513e8fb3f2fb5dcad00e/tumblr_nj29vcGNdQ1u51j4ko1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 10, 2015, 01:28:26 AM
Does Pine just search for his name every time he's on Slap?
Title: Re: Things You Pondered Today
Post by: ttching! on March 10, 2015, 12:52:07 PM
Is ROCKxADIO420 going to rock adio's and 420 on his birthday (today)?
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on March 10, 2015, 05:41:26 PM
overall a pretty good bday, went to a fancy restaurant and had chicken fingers, mom let me try some of her wine. stoked to finally be a teen 8)
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Post by: Violator on March 11, 2015, 02:23:26 PM
Would love to see a Carroll mixtape set to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpqR5T3maik
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Post by: Adam Abbas on March 25, 2015, 02:51:13 AM
I wonder if any high and/or long jump athletes have ever wanted to learn how to ollie, and if they did, if they'd want to switch to skating. Or maybe they wouldn't even be good at skating.

Like how high would Javier Sotomayor be able to ollie:

High Jump 2.45 world record - Javier Sotomayor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCg6_fuipp8#)

And how far would Mike Powell's ollie be?

World Record Long Jump of 8.95 metres (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N7qMqx9rNs#)

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Post by: shark tits on April 25, 2015, 10:23:26 PM
in japan has zooming up at the trees replaced 'jazz hands' over the lens to let the editor know what's a land?
夢ファームの1日 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmK8b7RJGs&ab_channel=televijohn#)
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 25, 2015, 10:43:17 PM
Zooming up into a young girl's panties in a vending machine and then I sniff them
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 25, 2015, 11:02:01 PM
All the time
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on April 27, 2015, 01:26:48 PM
What if Earth has actually been Hell all along but we've all been to oblivious to notice?
(http://quotes.lifehack.org/media/quotes/quote-Mark-Twain-go-to-heaven-for-the-climate-hell-374.png)
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 14, 2015, 07:02:15 PM
Alright here's one for ya- How exactly does crystalline material work in electronics?
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Post by: IanBZHD on May 15, 2015, 12:06:18 PM
I wonder if any high and/or long jump athletes have ever wanted to learn how to ollie, and if they did, if they'd want to switch to skating. Or maybe they wouldn't even be good at skating.

Like how high would Javier Sotomayor be able to ollie:

High Jump 2.45 world record - Javier Sotomayor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCg6_fuipp8#)

And how far would Mike Powell's ollie be?

World Record Long Jump of 8.95 metres (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N7qMqx9rNs#)


Good thought! I was actually a high-jumper in track for my highschool, despite being only 5'10 amongst a line up of Space Jam size highschoolers. My whole team tied at getting over 6 feet, which was over my actual height, so I feel like I have some spring in my step. But also, I'm an opposite footer. I jump off my left foot, but an regular footed on a skateboard, so popping switch actually feels more comfortable. I don't know how high I can ollie, but 6 maybe 7 boards I can get over on flat primo style stacked or maybe a jersey barrier plus a few inches.
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Post by: abudabi on May 15, 2015, 01:17:30 PM
is debris2 worth watching?
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Post by: Dengles on May 15, 2015, 05:52:04 PM
I'm pondering whether or no I should go buy a Brita filter today, my tap water tastes like ass, but like I also don't feel like going to the store. 
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 23, 2015, 10:20:35 AM
Do they make hellaflush Mobile homes? If so who lives in one?
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 27, 2015, 01:51:34 PM
Has anyone ever seen a David Loy board out in the wild?
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 27, 2015, 02:30:28 PM
What's Limbo like? Is there a hell/limbo combination? can a black man "turn as white as a ghost"? (other than Michael Jackson of course, we've already seen it's possible) how am I supposed to believe in Jesus if I don't actually know him? He only spoke Hebrew correct? How much meth would a meth man smoke if a meth man could smoke meth? does boofing heroin actually work?
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Post by: shark tits on May 27, 2015, 02:37:30 PM
i boofed a morphine once and it didn't work. i didn't take the coating off first cause my girl got scared 'you're gonna take 100 mgs to the ass? might kill ya!' nevermind i'd shoot 100 mgs on the reggie nobles and it never turned my redman into blue man group.
so prolly the answer is yes and don't listen to your bimbo old lady.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 27, 2015, 02:46:20 PM
i boofed a morphine once and it didn't work. i didn't take the coating off first cause my girl got scared 'you're gonna take 100 mgs to the ass? might kill ya!' nevermind i'd shoot 100 mgs on the reggie nobles and it never turned my redman into blue man group.
so prolly the answer is yes and don't listen to your bimbo old lady.
oh yeah i'm sure u probably gotta put it in a fucking syringe. i tried pills up my ass b4 too with no luck. some guy told me had one of those fucking fentanyl patches with the gel in it and he shoved it up his ass at work and got fired for being too fucked up though so I'm sure it kinda works now that you mention it. i don't know.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 27, 2015, 07:25:30 PM
I got fired for that too. It didn't work but they weren't happy with me shoving things up my ass at the register
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 27, 2015, 09:28:00 PM
I got fired for that too. It didn't work but they wer