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Title: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: yallsonsmonkey on August 01, 2011, 01:30:55 AM
Apparently a week back Kenny Hughes was reported missing from his north carolina home only to be found hours later in the middle of a cornfield next to mutated cows, he was discovered apparently by a farmer which also happens to be my friends uncle. They initially arrested him for killing the cows and criminial trespassing however after not finding any of his dna on the cows or any idea of how he disposed of the internals they allowed him to be released... apparently now he is hiding out in nyc or another heavly populated area hoping they large groups of people will keep him from being "contacted" again....
insane stuff.... wish a local paper would publish his account
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on August 01, 2011, 01:34:32 AM
The title made it seems he's on Alien Workshop
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: yallsonsmonkey on August 01, 2011, 01:39:00 AM
The title made it seems he's on Alien Workshop
the day hes on alien workshop would be the day ronson lambert ends his ego trip
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: sultsult on August 01, 2011, 01:46:53 AM
hate when that happens
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Hannity on August 01, 2011, 07:30:17 AM
probably just took some mushrooms and let the spirits guide him
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: NickDagger on August 01, 2011, 07:37:56 AM
Link or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Narcissus on August 01, 2011, 07:51:33 AM
He's a big dude, he probably just wanted to make some cheeseburgers.

Kenny Hughes - Third Eye View (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM2lrygAnIo#)

This part is sick. Also, "your bitch don't really got no ass, she just poked it out." Phenomenal. RIP Guru.
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Schmaltz on August 01, 2011, 08:20:03 AM
i see him at the bar all the time..
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Bronson on August 01, 2011, 08:28:08 AM
It was not done by this guy, now was it?
kenny hughes interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d494ySHrUCU#)
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: very_undude on August 01, 2011, 09:01:59 AM
I haven't heard shit about this and Wilmington is not that big a place.  even better the last i heard (witin the last 3 weeks) big hughes is actually trying to get his shit together and putting the bottle down for a little while.  now how successful he will be at this i don't know but that is the story going around.
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: popsiclesandskatin on August 01, 2011, 09:53:13 AM
That's awesome.
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: ORGANIKARL on August 01, 2011, 11:01:49 AM
probably just took some mushrooms and let the spirits guide him
This...
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Giovanni Falcone on August 01, 2011, 11:47:42 AM
Link or it didn't happen.

Yeah. Need a link. This would be the first "celebrity" abduction. Also I don't think there are any connections to cattle mutilations and UFOs. Or I don't think there are abduction claims that also involve cattle mutilation. Pretty funny visual though.
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: carbonite on August 01, 2011, 01:07:20 PM
I haven't heard shit about this and Wilmington is not that big a place.  even better the last i heard (witin the last 3 weeks) big hughes is actually trying to get his shit together and putting the bottle down for a little while.  now how successful he will be at this i don't know but that is the story going around.

that would be sick. Kenny Hughes made transition look cool as fuck before being an ATV was the cool thing in the industry
Kenny Hughes - Element world tour (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpf-XULb6tA#)
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: G.Lewis on August 01, 2011, 01:14:06 PM
next to mutated cows

Fuck yes, mutated cows.

(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6181/mutantcow53442.jpg)
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: yallsonsmonkey on August 01, 2011, 01:22:58 PM
There is no link... no media believes the story is credible... authorities are even up in arms
... on the subject of cow/ufo relation.... he also recalls that he was fucked up saw a bright light and then appeared in a field.... he personally believes that that night he was abducted
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: grayham on August 01, 2011, 02:23:09 PM
There is no link... no media believes the story is credible... authorities are even up in arms
... on the subject of cow/ufo relation.... he also recalls that he was fucked up saw a bright light and then appeared in a field.... he personally believes that that night he was abducted
u r a liar, and liars suck
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: yallsonsmonkey on August 01, 2011, 03:00:16 PM
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There is no link... no media believes the story is credible... authorities are even up in arms
... on the subject of cow/ufo relation.... he also recalls that he was fucked up saw a bright light and then appeared in a field.... he personally believes that that night he was abducted
[close]
u r a liar, and liars suck

would this face lie to you?
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Tale Crab on August 01, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
(http://images.wheremyhoes.com/porn/i/image_of_man_fucks_cow-881350.jpg)
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: Cajungly on August 01, 2011, 05:40:37 PM
^ for some reason i was expecting that
Title: Re: Kenny Hughes....Abducted
Post by: BDY on August 01, 2011, 08:55:57 PM
take that shit to tmz. i dont believe unless its on tmz like the MUSKA