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That's Right! Here is the chance you've all been waiting for! It's the official Jereme Rogers SLAP PALS Questions. Ask Jereme anything you like! Let the questions begin...
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What's the best trick you've done naked?
Do you have a name for your dick?
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Can I chop your dick off?
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have you considered sending Trojan Magnums a sponsor me video?
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a short and simple question: what the hell happened to you?
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do you ever look at the videos of yourself on the internet in regret? Ever going to give these rap shenanigans and do what you're actually good at? which is skateboarding.
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abp two years ago
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Spit some flows for us son!
8)
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Favorite Girl/Chocolate tour memory?
What was it like during the filming of WHL? Did you have any idea it was going to blow up like it did?
How many tacos can you eat in one sitting?
Do you like cats?
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Do you make any money off your music?
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Why didn�t you answer the first set of questions?
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do you believe in magic
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Word around town is you fucked a thousand bitches... don't you get tired of penetrating that many vaginas? But anyway, does it hurt to get face tats?
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Dear Jeremy. What the fuck happened? Why didnt you just stick to what you actually was good at?
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what gives you the right?
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When was the last time you hung out with the coliseum dudes?
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who do you think you are?
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What happened with DVS and your DVS chain?
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when 112 sing to you, what kinda feelin' do it bring to you?
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whats good with that aston martin?
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Sherminator! First of....your Yeah Right part was fucking dope. My questions....if you can get on any skate team aside from Selfish, who would it be? Krooked?
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Do you think that lil wayne skates better than you rap?
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What rapper influenced you the most?
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do you still do shrooms?
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J.Casanova X Odd future, could it ever happen?
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where do you see yourself in 10 years and how many bitches do you have ?
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can superman outrun the flash?
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can you make selfish decks in bigger sizes, magnums what i ride.
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Do you have a learning disability? Do black guys ever pretend to like you and then take advantage of you?
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I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
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HOW MUCH FOR A VERSE ON MY NEXT MIXTAPE
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have you been contacted by the illuminati yet?
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You DTF?
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OK so I know I'm old and out of touch but wouldn't this be more interesting if he were actually answering the questions???
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would you consider that night you got arrested naked on shrooms preaching to your neighbors to be a turning point? for the positive? we tend to think so
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When you came back to skating after retiring from it, was your thought process like, "I know I'm going to get mocked and teased and shit and I'm OK with that because this experience has humbled me and made me grateful for the opportunities I was both given and worked for in an amazing industry filled with creative, talented, interesting, fun people, so I'm willing to pay my dues and do a bit of groveling to prove that I've learned my lesson." or was your thought process like, "Dem bitches need me back in da game and I'm mad swag!"?
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do still make money ?
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why did you decide to throw your skating career away to start a rapping career that was basically over as soon as it started, o and why havent you killed your self yet?
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Do you think you can ever get back on any of your old sponsors?
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Do you regret asking Girl what your board sales were and getting kicked off? Also, why do you try to act philosophical on Twitter?
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why did you decide to throw your skating career away to start a rapping career that was basically over as soon as it started, o and why havent you killed your self yet?
...the fuck?...
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do ever wake up and think that youve fucked up somewhere? and your rap career is a joke, the only reason your videos get views is because people want to show others how fucking lame it is
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Do you regret burning so many bridges in the skateboarding industry ? If you could go back in time what if anything would you do differently ?
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How would you describe your swag right now on a scale from 1 to 10?
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do your parents still look you in the eye at christmas?
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what is your stance on Uncontacted Tribes in brazil?
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what's the most embarassing thing you've ever seen anybody in the skate or rap scene do?
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How often do you skate?
Are you still cool with Eli (reed)?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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What made You Decide to Jump Off Girl And Then Plan B. Your Girl Part Was Sick and, What Happened to DVS? Matix...Royal?
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How is Your New Company Selfish Doing? And Why The Jump From Such Great Companies??????????????????????????????
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please freestyle for us right now
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And How Did You Get In On The Whole Dew Tour Thing???
Shit Caught You Slippin Son!!!!!
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Are there any legit Ams on your team (selfish)
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2 questions :
yo.
Are you gonna diss on track those fake skateboarders rappers like Tyler and Soldjia bwaye for a publicity stunt no strap just entertainment ?
and
Are you gonna reconize that French canadians make your hockey team win the fucking stanley cup ?
keep on swagening bra
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What percent of people who recognize you on the street know you from your rapping?
Whats the worst hate you've received in person?
Do you lurk slap?
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Whats the one thing you say to your self to keep you motivated to rap?
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why is there a tattoo on your face? what does it represent?
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What's your all time favorite skate video?
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Jereme you're a pretty cool guy and doesn't really afraid of anything, but have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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why?
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what did you think of your rap in the Weekendtage the Movie movie?
are bitches really all around your waist like a shoe string?
favorite am right now?
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What's your main goal with Selfish?
Who was the best bitch out of all them bitches?
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Have you ever gave yourself fellatio
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Why won't you just answer the first set of questions?
What do you think about the fact that your former boss, Danny Way, killed a gay guy with a brick?
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Is there a trick that you have done that you know you will never be able to do again? What video part are you most proud of and which one are you least proud of?
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Do you really feel proud of selfish and your music?
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How bummed are you on G Casanova?
And have you invented any more tricks since that day in the dvs video?
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how are midgets shorter than life?
and do you like the taste of your own smegma?
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?
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How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with a sledge hammer?
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Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?
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-how are sales going with Selfish?
-do you still hang out with any of the coliseum dudes? what are they up too nowadays?
-have you tried contacting Red Bull or any of your old sponsors about hooking you up again?
-JR plans for the next year? 5years?
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Can I chop your dick off?
didnt know he had one if so its prolly hard to find :-\
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Jereme you're a pretty cool guy and doesn't really afraid of anything, but have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What this guy said.
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Jereme, since you started skating at 13, how did you managed to become so good in such short time ? I am aware that you filmed your Year Right part with just 5 years of experience with skateboarding, and to me thats one amazing achievement.
Also when will you able to film another video part ?
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how does it feel when you go on skate talk and Bob and boosh talk shit on you when your out the room then pretend they like you when your back in the room.....(P.S you should also bash Bob)
who is the best rapper?
would you ever fuck around with Acid
you ever got down with many black bitches?
name some Pro's that you have heard talking shit on you, or have any of them come and talked shit to your face? (we want names and what they have said)
Alot of people were in shock when you said that you would rather burn GIRL boards then give them to kids, do you still have beef with GIRL or are you friends with the people at GIRL at all?
and last, Waterloo Shantell is down if your down?
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do people call you "Sherman" because you lie about how many roots you have had, like Sherman from American Pie?
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What is the capitol city of Kentucky?
What is the one thing you shouldn't put on a pizza?
If you don't know either of these, then I'll go with the second half of whatever this guy said below.
Jereme you're a pretty cool guy and doesn't really afraid of anything, but have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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If you were to win Lowcard's "Worst Skater Of The Year" would you think they were joking ?
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What is more satisfying, freshly cleaned socks or freshly changed bed sheets?
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Jereme you're a pretty cool guy and doesn't really afraid of anything, but have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
My brain is full of fuck.
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Have you done mushrooms since you freaked out and had to have your naked ass dragged off the roof?
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Describe your grocery shopping routine.
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-ever fap in the fetal position, i do. I regret it right away tho
-ever licked an anus, i have. i wish i could reach my own. would you if you could?
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Why didn�t you answer the first set of questions?
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Describe in three words the gimmick you created of yourself.
Do you ever practise rapping or is it a natural thing for you?
Are your parents proud of you?
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if you had to eat one member of the plan b team, who would it be. I prefer dark meat therefore felipe would be my choice... Mmm nomnom
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If you ended up in the olympics playing with the US volleyball team, would you win?
Wenning?
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Antwuan Dixon new board?
Why no openly-gay skaters?
shimizu on heroin?
Whys Fred Gall in Jail?
skateboarding personal breaking points?
Stacks - Nike owned/affiliated?
why do you skate?
Joey Brezinski and Puma?
Thrasher blowing it?
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whats the largest quantity of weed youve somked in 1 sitting
do you have any left ove redbull from before you retired or do you have to buy/shoplift it now?
are you a pro baseball player
have you ever bought or sold anything on craigslist
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If (when you realise) your rap career doesnt take off will you come back to skateboarding on a professional level?
How has your hiphop been received by the public so far?
If you had to choose one and drop the other from your life completely, would you have hip hop or skateboarding?
why?
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Whats up with Wenning?
Are your parents proud of you?
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how does it feel knowing chris gentry is a better rapper than you?
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Who's your favorite rapper of all time?
If you could suck God's dick, would you?
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since you love music and have a face tat about it, will you get one of a vagina on the other side?
Will you make this shirt? all royalties to me please!
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You are for sure the worst rapper i have ever heard, ever think of doing some colab songs with people more talented than yourself?
Try yung humma, I think you two could make sweet music together, just imagine if you were on this track...
LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0#)
Also what's the biggest mistake you made in your life so far? (if he says anything besides "trying to start a rap carer" tell him he's wrong)
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do you actually think your rapping is good?
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List your sponsors
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are you medicated for issues of delusion?
how do you sleep at night?
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why do you grow tha tridiculas teenage beard?
do you regret that sily face tat?
why arer you such a little ginger bitch?
why couldnt you jus stick to skating?
you are an embaressment to society.
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could you please answer all this questions in rap form?
also whats up with that dog chillin in the background in the elcetion speech video?
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If I were to kill you, chop you up into little pieces, and then put the remains in a shoe, would you prefer it to be your left shoe or your right shoe?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
You're not really going out like that, are you?
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What disorders do you suffer from (aside from delusion)?
What animals have you fucked?
How many times have you fallen on your head?
If you could fuck any dude on Plan B, who would it be?
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When will we see some new Wenning footage?
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how much does wenning weigh these days?
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Who is your all time favorite Boston skateboarder?
Would you be willing to incorporate the weird little gibberish monologue from Wonderful Horrible Life into one of your raps? You know, the part where you were jumping on the bed and stuff.
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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
top 5 halloween candies?
do you believe in a higher power?
Will justice be served?
Will you award a Selfish board to the poster with the best question?
Am I high?
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do yo fear no man?
what about.... let's say the Bogeyman? can you say "candyman" five times facing a mirror without crapping you pants?
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I'm currently alive, along with a ton of other people. Has that caused any problems with your sleep?
Also, as a writer, how do you feel about apostrophes?
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word around town is that you've only fucked two bitches, what do you have to say about this?
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also, do you truly think you could win in a fight vs. Kenny Hughes?
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do abbreviations count in scrabble?
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Why do you think Pandas don't fuck each other more?
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whats your greatest epiphany while on shrooms ?
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what would you think now, watching the coliseum video, of your former self, was that guy a pussy?
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Thoughts?
shared_stCinema (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFXE9lQSEcg#)
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What is the square root of 16?
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Out of all the pros that have been featured on TMZ( muska, bam, hawk, etc.) Do you think yours was the best and why?
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What was it like during the filming of WHL? Did you have any idea it was going to blow up like it did?
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How many times a day do you regret that face tat?
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you gay?
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How did you feel about that skate talk interview?
Why don't you wrap about some coke?
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Do you prefer Gallium Arsenide based semi-conducters to Silicon based ones?
Who's your favourite member of the Wu-tang clan?
Let V be a finite-dimensional inner product space and T : V -> V a bounded
linear map. Prove the following:
(i) llT*Tll = T^2 (you may assume llT*ll = llTll).
(ii) If {e1,...,en} is an orthonormal basis of eigenvectors, with Tei = λiei, then
llTll = max1≤i≤n lλil
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Why didn't you answer our questions last time?
Have you traveled to another dimension?
How do you feel about general relativity and quantum mechanics?
What are your thoughts on the current Uganda crisis?
Did you cry when you found out about Dennis Ritchie passing away?
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can you get to a computer and go to the Selfish Photoshop Contest thread we had here a couple of monthes ago and pick the top 3 best graphics we made for you. you would make this the best birthday ever :D
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Dear J. Casanova,
How do I get more swag?
Love, Your #1 Fan
Dingle, Barry
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First of all, huge fan! Alright, describe the zaniest shenanigans you have endured in relation to your magnum opus (penis.)
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How did you clear up your acne?
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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Why don't you take hip hop seriously?
How do you decide which rhymes to use when they're all so bad?
Does your beard get itchy sometimes too?
Is it tough maintaining a persona that's not really your own?
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How did you manage to snatch Kyle Nicholson away from Kerry Getz? Lure him in with your magical mushrooms? Please let his soul go. let him get on a proper team that can showcase his talents.
Sincerely,
Worried Philadelphian
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Who do you think is the worst rapper out right now?
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Yo man you're actually one of my inspirations in life cuz u got so many haters yet you don't seem to give a flying fuck. Anyways just wondering if there are any plans for a selfish vid in the near future?
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I have never seen a Selfish board in real life. Can you confirm their existence?
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how many times a day do you fist yourself ?
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ain't nobody from boston repping your product
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can you do front foot impossibles?
why are your raps so weak?
did you retire and come back because you had a trip one time and thought it was a good idea?
did you know that sometimes when you do drugs, you'll think that something is a good idea when it really isn't?
have you realized that you're blowing it?
why would you quit Girl?
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Are you a rapper/skater or skater/rapper?
Which is likely to happen first: weezy lands a kickflip or you drop a full length lp?
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your switch skills are incredible. did you learn stuff switch at the same time you learned it regular, or did it come to you later. when i first saw yeah right it took me forever to figure out your stance. did shrooms help?
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Whose the realest nigga out right now?
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Does anyone actually take your rapping "career" seriously?
How many hours a day do you spend on Twitter?
Are you a fan of Charles Darwin?
Why did you originally disable likes/dislikes on YouTube?
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where do babies come from and do you think you make bad decisions because you dont have parental figures in your life?
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How much shellfish could you eat in one sitting?
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Have you used your adventures in rhyme as a distraction from the fact that you were falling off from being at your skating prime? Are you disappointed that you haven't succeeded in rapping, or do you see yourself as having succeeded due to your tenacity & ability to have enough money to just keep throwing it at the cyberwall?
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Nah dude, you quit.
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If you could have any skateboarder/s to ride for Selfish who would you have? and why?
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What is the deal with your plan b 'retirement' footage?
What is up with a new part and a Wenning part?
Has Ayn Rand had a great influence on the direction of your company?
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Are you serious?
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When was the last time you threaten to sue someone?
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Did the last batch of slap questions hurt you on the inside and play into your retirement?
How much did you skate for fun while you were retired?
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How do you feel about a Fly Society collabo?
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How much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with a sledge hammer?
Best "pal's question" question ever.
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who do YOU think has the biggest ego in skateboarding?
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Whilst the majority of men greatly prefer sex without a condom, you regularly talk no end about your use of them.
Are you an advocate of safe sex? Have you ever had an STD? Are you a virgin?
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lick fred galls gooch or openly come out of the closet to danny way ?
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What has been your favorite prank call/text recently since your number got out?
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this is a two part question. can you pin point the day you officially lost it and said fuck it I am going to be a rapper or was it more of a gradual thing? part two, do you really believe there's a god and if yes, how can you prove it. I am a man of science.
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do you ferment your own feces?
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Word around town is you fucked a thousand bitches, and you still don't got no kids.
Have you contacted your doctor about your infertility?
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What really happened with Girl?
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what sparked off in your head to say...."im beter off doing music"....your decision being done already, how do you feel the whole thing has came out to be...any rgrets?
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how often would you say your magnums rip?
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Who are you getting shit from now? (Sponsors other than Selfish)
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you chill with rhiana yet?
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What's up with you and Suge Knight, is he backing your shit?
And do you get down with JA RULE?
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Who do you got for Skater of the Year?
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what happened to sober mind power? you seemed to be very behind that whole "movement" a while back. I have heard nothing about it since. It would suck to find out that you were just temporarily sober and felt empowered enough to suggest that others join your movement.
Plese adress this.
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do you miss the girl skateboards days? are you still cool with Howard , Carroll and Koston?
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If you got one do-over in life what would it be?
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how many magnums do you rip in a year? And if they often rip how do you not have any kids? One out of those thousand chicks has had to gotten pregnant?
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Why have you not trademarked the word "swag"?
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what is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
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who do YOU think has the biggest ego in skateboarding?
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Whats treating you better, the rap game, or skateboarding?
Have you ever thought of making a fully committed return to skateboarding? No music, no company, just going back to the old days.If you made a full comeback, would you be street league/Dew tour level skater or would you be in the streets filming parts and shooting photos and not caring about contests?
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switch front heel hollywood high 16
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Why do you think SLAP hates you?
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^ speak for yourself.
J Rog is a king among men.
Jereme, what happened with that Sturgil kid in Las Vegas? Should we really care about BMX'ers?
have you smoked DMT?
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Ollie El Toro, or fight Sean Sheffey?
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Whats treating you better, the rap game, or skateboarding?
Have you ever thought of making a fully committed return to skateboarding? No music, no company, just going back to the old days.If you made a full comeback, would you be street league/Dew tour level skater or would you be in the streets filming parts and shooting photos and not caring about contests?
^^^^ Good questions.
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Hit a freestyle real quick nigga.
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This thread is hilarious
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what celebrity would you like to hear mic'd taking a piss?!
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yo j-casanever gonnabe taken serious as a rapper,
who be making yo beats god? dem shits be ass son. step yo producin game up b.
what's yo favorite type of shrooms to go on a naked rooftop expedition?
why do you want me to put my girlfriend on the phone b?
what kind of throne does the switch king sit on?
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Got any tips on picking up chicks?
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What do you think of all the bitches on SLAP hanging off your Trojan chaffed nuts?
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What really happened with Girl?
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yo j-casaniggas dun repoed my aston martin.
who would win in a grindtime rap battle tournament between you, pat washington, henry sanchez, darren harper, terry kennedy, and cheazy-e?
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Do you know anything about Sean Butler?
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what happened to sober mind power? you seemed to be very behind that whole "movement" a while back. I have heard nothing about it since. It would suck to find out that you were just temporarily sober and felt empowered enough to suggest that others join your movement.
Plese adress this.
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can you name the track and album this lyric is from
One gallon of whylin', Park Hill profilin'
I cut your face up rough fifty sure while you're smilin'
ty
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Jereme will be in the office tomorrow so this is the last call for questions. The cut off will be tonight at midnight.
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is there such thing as half way crooks?
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Hey Jereme,
Got any tips for penis enlargement? I'm too shy too say how small I am, but it's pretty small. Should I be eating certain types of food, maybe trying ExtenZe? Seeing as how you fit Magnums, there must have been something you've done in your life to make yours grow to such tremendous lengths. Help a brotha out!
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dear J-Cass
do you ever look in the mirror and think 'what the fuck am i doing?'
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How many times a day do you think about offing yourself?
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Why aren't you on K-Swiss?
What's your favorite natural disaster?
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What really happened with Girl?
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1.when will you change selfish to "shellfish"
2. do you know you really really . i mean really suck at rapping and music.
3, how much to you think it would cost to remove some of your more regrettable / stupid tattoos
4. do you skate cause you like to skate. or cause it sadly brings attention to you shit ass music?
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9231/jrog.jpg)
Did he use protection?
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are you into star trek?
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9231/jrog.jpg)
Did he use protection?
i just fucking LOL'd!!!!! so good.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how difficult is it to go through all these awful questions?
Mad respect for dealing with all the bullshit on this thread. ;)
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Are you actually aware what a treble clef is and what it's used for?
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Did you actually read all seven pages of questions?
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Are you up for a Selfish x Slap model?
Pals would post graphics and vote for the top 3 from which you would choose 1.
C'mon, you know we got the skills!
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The questions have been answered. Video coming soon.
http://instagr.am/p/RlPAX/ (http://instagr.am/p/RlPAX/)
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Dear: Jereme Rogers
- What REALLY happened with Girl?
- Why did you have to "retire" from skateboarding to rap? Really.. couldn't you have done both?
- Do you regret "retiring" from skateboarding in the first place?
- Lastly a question that has already been asked that I would like to know
Do you actually enjoy skateboarding or just the hype and props from being good? I mean I don't see how one could "retire" from something they enjoy and love.
Regards from the laziest of the lazy,
Lazy Einstein
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if you think youre good at rapping freestyle saying that you suck
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i can't wait for this. i almost feel like there might be a possibility for him to embarrass himself even more than he already has with his responses to these questions.