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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Slap Admin on January 10, 2012, 01:06:05 PM
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Here is your chance to put your photoshop skills to work. Design Jereme's next pro model board! Anything goes! Submit your graphics in this thread and Jereme will hand pick his favorite graphic to be his next SELFISH pro model. If you are taking this seriously the dimensions for the graphic are 32.25 x 8.625 inches in 300 DPI, if not feel free to have fun with it. Good luck!!!
(http://slapmagazine.com/media/k2/items/cache/00f74fb5d2f679b9936dc73704f7def8_L.jpg)
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FUCK YES
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Calling Officer Carruthers!!!!
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Now this is gona be epic !
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yes! (http://i.imgur.com/Klw3e.gif)
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(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/629/comp1bh.jpg)
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/8480/comp2k.jpg)
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JR. Timing is impeccable!
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Ayy if I win (which I doubt) I better get a assload of those magnum boards.
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(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3236/27483043.png)
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=44967.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=44967.0)
Still so many good graphics that never got used from last time.
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so this dumbass will actually profit from slap's awesome genius? wack
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so this dumbass will actually profit from slap's awesome genius? wack
agreed. How about some sort of payment? I was contemplating this, but fuck that, at least pay me if I win.
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Count me in, but Damn!! 32 x 8.5 at 300 dpi is gonna be HUGE!
Imma have to figure out how to turn pictures of cocks into vector graphics and resize them pronto!
EDIT: also yeah, I'm in it to win it but I think we need to know what we are in it to win.
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Anyone know the deadline on this? I want to think LONG and HARD about my design.
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put his face there, Im fucking lazy
(http://billpruitt.com/alcoke.jpg)
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(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4196/selfishf.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/85/selfishf.png/)
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put his face there, Im fucking lazy
(http://billpruitt.com/alcoke.jpg)
photoshop the pcp into it while youre at it
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/10db2v4.jpg)
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Im really feeling this one hahah
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Im really feeling this one hahah
I'm really feeling your Sig.
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(http://i1000.photobucket.com/albums/af125/punchtheeurope/selfish1.jpg)
(http://i1000.photobucket.com/albums/af125/punchtheeurope/selfish2.jpg)
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
this is fucking great
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Im really feeling this one hahah
I'm really feeling your Sig.
:-* ;)
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Im really feeling this one hahah
I'm really feeling your Sig.
:-* ;)
I bet Shay's a huge cocktease
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(http://)
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(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/183/38269418.png)
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(http://theefunklord.com/casanova1.jpg) ;D
(http://theefunklord.com/casanova2.jpg)
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Im really feeling this one hahah
I'm really feeling your Sig.
:-* ;)
No Doubt!
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(http://theefunklord.com/casanova1.jpg) ;D
(http://theefunklord.com/casanova2.jpg)
The unicorn one killed it!!! hahahaha
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(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/323/jeremerogerspromodel.jpg)
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please nobody pay attention to this douch nozzle!
Or, whoever wins and gets picked, tell him he can't use the graphic!
That woudl be fucking awesome!
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I hope ya'll are throwing in a Brian Wenning/Kenny Powers deck for the winner
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
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(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3725/bild2bf.png)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6733/bild3zd.png)
(http://clubmumble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tonylarson10.jpg)
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/2lsz5aq.jpg)
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(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3725/bild2bf.png)
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(http://clubmumble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tonylarson10.jpg)
nah nah nah dude you're taking this too serious, your designs are actually good! You seem to forget these are for Selfish!
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(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2075/jeremerogersmagnumboard.jpg)
Outfuckingstanding!!
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nah nah nah dude you're taking this too serious, your designs are actually good! You seem to forget these are for Selfish!
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7566/bild7d.png)
better?
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nah nah nah dude you're taking this too serious, your designs are actually good! You seem to forget these are for Selfish!
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7566/bild7d.png)
better?
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
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http://crailtap.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rickold_three.jpg (http://crailtap.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rickold_three.jpg)
^Someone put that on a board.
My paint/pshopp skills aren't up to par!
WORD AROUND TOWN!@!!!!!
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
;D
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(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7011/6679970209_ae615e0bbd_z.jpg)
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Anyone know what font is used in the Selfish logo? I recognize it...but can't remember it's name.
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(http://i.imgur.com/N5GI8.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/N5GI8.jpg)
haha stoned alone. so good.
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nah nah nah dude you're taking this too serious, your designs are actually good! You seem to forget these are for Selfish!
(http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7566/bild7d.png)
better?
haha sorry, still too good!:)
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
...ah much love for the classic, I dug the way sdscanz made it self referential. hehe
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His twitter is pure gold.
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(http://www.sillyfrags.com/selfish/ELFISH_mini.jpg)
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7578/comp1x.jpg)
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4904/comp2c.jpg)
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
grim thanks for the love.
i had to actually flip a coin between comic sans and papyrus.
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/10db2v4.jpg)
winner
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here goes
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7169/6681888991_25c3afeb6b_b.jpg)
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WTF? I just read that Jereme said he was like "the hulk" in the hotel room
only 20 minutes after I turned him into "the Hulk" via photoshop!!!?
Maybe Jereme IS the son of god (the pills are a coincidence too)
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Maybe Jereme IS the son of god (the pills are a coincidence too)
i thought that was cat shit hahaha
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
grim thanks for the love.
i had to actually flip a coin between comic sans and papyrus.
it really is a hard choice.
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(http://i42.tinypic.com/240xjyq.jpg)
so what is my prize for winning?
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(http://www.sillyfrags.com/selfish/ELFISH_mini.jpg)
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg)
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
grim thanks for the love.
i had to actually flip a coin between comic sans and papyrus.
it really is a hard choice.
top five shitty typefaces
1. Papyrus
2. Comic Sans
3. Chalkduster
4. Marker Felt
5.Curlz
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sdscanz gets a gnar for appropriately shitty font usage. Well played, sir.
aw come on man. no love for the comic sans?!
grim thanks for the love.
i had to actually flip a coin between comic sans and papyrus.
it really is a hard choice.
top five shitty typefaces
1. Papyrus
2. Comic Sans
3. Chalkduster
4. Marker Felt
5.Curlz
hahaha oh man, curlz gets me every time. can't believe you left jokerman out though!
Tim and Eric- Run for President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmF9-q5RSNo#)
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/fny8nn.jpg)
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/fny8nn.jpg)
i dont get it but i love it.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2yoqssm.jpg)
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fuck these are so good i have a feeling i might want to buy whichever one gets made......nah
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jesus rogers
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/enjoisk8ing15/cokehead.jpg)
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"I kinda felt like The Hulk in a hallway."
(http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/2697/rogershulkdeck.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/861/rogershulkdeck.jpg/)
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/2lsz5aq.jpg)
id skate that if it had a nice dark stain background
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(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7007/6684013395_e81f5d8650_z.jpg)
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6684013403_799e4d7871_o.jpg)
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id skate that if it had a nice dark stain background
Dark stain Pal edition coming soon
(http://i44.tinypic.com/ve0p51.jpg)
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Just getting better and better...
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"I kinda felt like The Hulk in a hallway."
(http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/2697/rogershulkdeck.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/861/rogershulkdeck.jpg/)
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shit yes!
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/fny8nn.jpg)
ohhh best one yet
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(http://i42.tinypic.com/240xjyq.jpg)
so what is my prize for winning?
Instant free promotion on FOX 24/7
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id skate that if it had a nice dark stain background
Dark stain Pal edition coming soon
(http://i44.tinypic.com/ve0p51.jpg)
Great photoshop skillz.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2yoqssm.jpg)
yes.
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Damm, you guys are good at coming up with board designs.
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id skate that if it had a nice dark stain background
Dark stain Pal edition coming soon
(http://i44.tinypic.com/ve0p51.jpg)
I love how he looks like John McCain.
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That my friend is simply awesome.
(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/JRBoard2.jpg)
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=44967.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=44967.0)
Still so many good graphics that never got used from last time.
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"I kinda felt like The Hulk in a hallway."
(http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/2697/rogershulkdeck.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/861/rogershulkdeck.jpg/)
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shit yes!
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(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/JRBoard.jpg)
wow.
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(http://www.sillyfrags.com/selfish/MUSIC_NOTE.jpg)
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(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7007/6684013395_e81f5d8650_z.jpg)
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6684013403_799e4d7871_o.jpg)
Dude! Sell that to skate mental!
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Fuck that, sell it to the catholic church.
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(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3212/jcas.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/jcas.jpg/)
(http://imageshack.us)
Couldnt resist
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i feel it would be more appropriate if it featured a bunch of female dogs; who actually believes that jereme beds women?
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The first one's in red are the best in a legitimate sense. The rest are hilarious. Keep up the good work SLAP.
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i feel it would be more appropriate if it featured a bunch of female dogs; who actually believes that jereme beds women?
Jereme Rogers One Night Stand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIC1w9dTCs&list=UUjtLQ6JXtUSF5UkmUHy8wNA&index=7&feature=plcp#ws)
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2yoqssm.jpg)
i feel it would be more appropriate if it featured a bunch of female dogs; who actually believes that jereme beds women?
Jereme Rogers One Night Stand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIC1w9dTCs&list=UUjtLQ6JXtUSF5UkmUHy8wNA&index=7&feature=plcp#ws)
ok then, let me rephrase that:
who actually believes that jereme beds women that he hasn't fed rohypnol too?
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/9lln4l.jpg)
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2yoqssm.jpg)
i feel it would be more appropriate if it featured a bunch of female dogs; who actually believes that jereme beds women?
Jereme Rogers One Night Stand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIC1w9dTCs&list=UUjtLQ6JXtUSF5UkmUHy8wNA&index=7&feature=plcp#ws)
ok then, let me rephrase that:
who actually believes that jereme beds women that he hasn't fed rohypnol too?
U Mad cuz u don't get any pussy!
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U Mad cuz u don't get any pussy!
opps :o yeah, looks like you found out my secret ::)
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(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg823/scaled.php?server=823&filename=selfishforehead.jpg&res=medium)
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(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg823/scaled.php?server=823&filename=selfishforehead.jpg&res=medium)
yes!!! ^^^
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Last one:
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i would genuinely buy this
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e8qo2J6eQDw/TWbdjvLFx9I/AAAAAAAAS7I/NrjuOIthmDM/s1600/oazEyr.hans_van_bentem_custommade_chandelier_dick.jpg)
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e8qo2J6eQDw/TWbdjvLFx9I/AAAAAAAAS7I/NrjuOIthmDM/s1600/oazEyr.hans_van_bentem_custommade_chandelier_dick.jpg)
holy shit put that on a board and /thread.
k
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(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/JRBoard2.jpg)
Is this me or didn't this originally have coke traces around the nostrils? Maybe I'm wrong???
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You just won this whole entire thread. I love you.
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It did indeed, I think the original worked better.
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It did indeed, I think the original worked better.
You're right, I went for the "hulk under influence" look instead, I thought the other one looked too mean.. But yeah, the original worked better
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(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/jrescape.jpg)
Haha, thank you!
Did you recognize the painting?
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(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/629/comp1bh.jpg)
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/8480/comp2k.jpg)
These smash it.
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(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/jrescape.jpg)
My vote so far.
Slap should do small runs for all the graphic contests they do. Limited editions. Stop production when the get a cease and desist order.
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the fuck? you guys made all that shit? doent matter what they put on the boards, noone is gonna buy that bullshit
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(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/629/comp1bh.jpg)
(http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/8480/comp2k.jpg)
These smash it.
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the fuck? you guys made all that shit? doent matter what they put on the boards, noone is gonna buy that bullshit
you're an idiot. These are definite wall-hangers, shit id buy two
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someone do one that says
Plan A: rap career
Plan B: Selfish skateboards
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I dont care if this one wins, but Im gonna repaint my next board to this graphic. Winning!
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someone do one that says
Plan A: rap career
Plan B: Selfish skateboards
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha, thank you!
Did you recognize the painting?
Good work, sir.
Goodfellas painting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyXZG2dupo#)
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fucked it up.
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(http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh569/salocin_V/jrescape.jpg)
Haha, thank you!
Did you recognize the painting?
That is amazing!
Good work, sir.
Goodfellas painting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlyXZG2dupo#)
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(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/4451/bild18r.png)
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In my mind it's a tie between the Skate switch for sobriety and the escape from new york one.
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I am really bored and need a job.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/10eogvq.jpg)
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Ha! That was really good ALT!
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Yea showed that one to some homies had us dying. thank you.
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+ 1 Alt ;D
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Man, that's just epic. Alt that was so sick! The fact that they're all 7.75 made me laugh even more
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Man, that's just epic. Alt that was so sick! The fact that they're all 7.75 made me laugh even more
especially the 7.75 x 31.78562
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Selfish and Bitch Collabo decks would be hawt.
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I guess we all won the contest, congrats!
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So much amazing stuff in here. Especially feeling ALT's contribution.
For the record I see J.Casanova as one of the most entertaining people in skateboarding. Nothing but love Jereme!
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For the record I see J.Casanova as one of the most entertaining people in skateboarding. Nothing but love Jereme!
liar.
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Believe it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
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Believe it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
you gotta press the icon with the landscape above the smiles to the left and then paste the picture link in there to display the image in the forum
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Believe it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
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LOL!!!!!!,where's the Starbucks
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Believe it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/33abei0.jpg)
I really like this one. Good shit, Richie.
You guys show get some InstaBeef going
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something with this
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a2/The_Selfish_Gene3.jpg/200px-The_Selfish_Gene3.jpg)
( Luke 12:33) or (Mathew 19:21)
(http://stayabreast.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naughty_prayers.png)
'Prayer of The Selfish Child'
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the fuck? you guys made all that shit? doent matter what they put on the boards, noone is gonna buy that bullshit
you're an idiot. These are definite wall-hangers, shit id buy two
nah i meant the brand. doent matter what graphics are on the boards that brand is doomed from the gate. and yeah some of these are hilarious
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Fakie Puffs colab.
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Fakie Puffs colab.
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I couldn't make it fit