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Title: Phelps reads and posts here on slap
Post by: 250 pound poser on October 31, 2006, 10:34:44 PM
phelps= headache
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Post by: headache on October 31, 2006, 10:39:26 PM
phelps= headache
My cover's blown! I'm outta here!
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Post by: Universal Remonster on November 01, 2006, 03:55:37 AM
booooh
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Post by: kaufmaner on November 01, 2006, 04:16:56 AM
(http://www.enjoico.com/gfx/ads/2005_01_subscribe_THRS.jpg)
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Post by: The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe on November 01, 2006, 07:13:46 AM
hahahahahahhahahahahaha. i love that one.
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Post by: Matze on November 01, 2006, 07:40:37 AM
one of the best ads from the past years, when not even the best
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Post by: loophole on November 01, 2006, 07:49:18 AM
funny how almost all of his posts have been deleted

props to the mods
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Post by: mr wilson on November 01, 2006, 08:05:23 AM
the dude can barely type...doubt that he's on here.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 01, 2006, 08:51:59 AM
the editor of thrasher can't type?

uhhhhh, yeah right....
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Post by: donnie_murdo on November 01, 2006, 08:54:00 AM
(http://www.enjoico.com/gfx/ads/2005_01_subscribe_THRS.jpg)

That is super funny, what's even better is the Jizz tauch he's got, that's attention to details hahahaha
Title: Re: Phelps reads and posts here on slap
Post by: headache on November 01, 2006, 09:26:05 AM
funny how almost all of his posts have been deleted

props to the mods
TOTALLY!OMG!LOL!
Yeah...they totally deleted my posts! And my account (obviously)!
I didn't delete them myself. But on another topic, I never saw you reply to a single one of my posts. Are you one of those kids that gets kicked out of a spot and then 3 hours later talks about all the things you SHOULD have said or WOULD have said to the security guards?
Are you guys that stupid that you actually think that I'm Phelps?
I wish I would get banned. My posts make way too much sense to be on here wiith some of the other 'observations' on this board.
I like the mods. In particular, Isaac and Vegan actually talk about skateboarding and skateboard topics rather than just babbling around about the politics and BS that tends to get focused on.
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Post by: isaac on November 01, 2006, 09:31:36 AM
fuck you hippie!


sorry thought you were Vegan.
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Post by: Vlade Divac on November 01, 2006, 09:40:01 AM
That's not jizz. That's coke snot.
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Post by: fuckingvegan on November 01, 2006, 09:45:23 AM
I like Headache, he has my favorite avatar, I laugh for hours about it.
And he knows his skate stuff.
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Post by: isaac on November 01, 2006, 09:46:44 AM
you would like llamas ;)
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Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on November 01, 2006, 10:05:29 AM
phelps is gay
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Post by: lurkstatus on November 01, 2006, 10:30:47 AM
tight how anyone who types in complete sentences is vibed.
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Post by: jared... on November 01, 2006, 10:32:35 AM
giddy up nigga.
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Post by: gub on November 01, 2006, 12:37:13 PM
Phelps posted on here at least once a few years ago, when there was a raging topic about the usual thrasher bullshit. The one I remember basically said “Go cry. If you don’t like it, make your own mag”
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Post by: art hellman on November 01, 2006, 12:52:07 PM
“Go cry. If you don’t like it, make your own mag”

good advice
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Post by: Alan on November 01, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
Totally. Readers talking shit about your mag is the last thing you need.

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Post by: isaac on November 01, 2006, 01:00:00 PM
constructive criticism (sp?) is always a good thing. it's calling people names that invalidates the point.
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Post by: remEMBer on November 01, 2006, 01:03:58 PM
There was one time at the Vans park in Milpitas was first open, I was there one night and Phepls happend to be there skating there were some kids there telling him to skate to rail on the pyramid - telling him to board slide it and after two unsucessfull tries he finally ollie/slappy boardlslides the rail. It was funny seeing him like a circus animal. Like a bear riding a bike.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 01, 2006, 01:10:37 PM
I guess he should have just been a dick about it and told the kids to drop in on the vert ramp
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Post by: WORDLIFE on November 01, 2006, 01:18:07 PM
“Go cry. If you don’t like it, make your own mag”

epic
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Post by: captain sensible on November 01, 2006, 01:29:08 PM
not convinced that it really is phelps, the real phelps is nearly illiterate. Don't believe me check out his incomprehesible captions, "trophy like brophy back nose digger."
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Post by: hatehatehatehate on November 01, 2006, 01:45:27 PM
not convinced that it really is phelps, the real phelps is nearly illiterate. Don't believe me check out his incomprehesible captions, "trophy like brophy back nose digger."

it means something to him, maybe one of those acid flashbacks they were always promising
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Post by: eight oh eight on November 01, 2006, 02:14:47 PM
I guess he should have just been a dick about it and told the kids to drop in on the vert ramp

or he could've just shot them in the chest with fireworks.
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Post by: Mizzark on November 01, 2006, 03:02:26 PM
jake phelps stole my friends beer at a demo one time
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Post by: roulette on November 01, 2006, 04:21:48 PM
then you gave him head?
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Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on November 01, 2006, 04:26:57 PM
good head at that
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Post by: ciaran on November 01, 2006, 05:26:32 PM
There was one time at the Vans park in Milpitas was first open, I was there one night and Phepls happend to be there skating there were some kids there telling him to skate to rail on the pyramid - telling him to board slide it and after two unsucessfull tries he finally ollie/slappy boardlslides the rail. It was funny seeing him like a circus animal. Like a bear riding a bike.

Brilliant! 
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Post by: monster network on November 02, 2006, 02:02:28 AM
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There was one time at the Vans park in Milpitas was first open, I was there one night and Phepls happend to be there skating there were some kids there telling him to skate to rail on the pyramid - telling him to board slide it and after two unsucessfull tries he finally ollie/slappy boardlslides the rail. It was funny seeing him like a circus animal. Like a bear riding a bike.
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Brilliant! 

kinda interesting considering that story of his once about how someone turned up at his crew's halfpipe and they forced the guy to roll in before he was allowed to skate it. poetic karma
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Post by: ciaran on November 02, 2006, 04:07:55 AM
Wasn't that the case at Chicken's Pool as well?
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Post by: isaac on November 02, 2006, 08:34:47 AM
when he had the vert ramp near High Speed the rule was that you could only skate it if you rolled in, at least that was what i was told when i was taken there. everytime i skated te place i was worried that he'd show up and make me do it. glad he never did.
Title: Re: Phelps reads and posts here on slap
Post by: remEMBer on November 02, 2006, 08:48:15 AM
when he had the vert ramp near High Speed the rule was that you could only skate it if you rolled in, at least that was what i was told when i was taken there. everytime i skated te place i was worried that he'd show up and make me do it. glad he never did.
Was that at the HP ramp down the hill from the Dish?
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Post by: isaac on November 02, 2006, 08:49:00 AM
not sure how far from the dish it was , but it was in HP.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 02, 2006, 09:11:05 AM
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I guess he should have just been a dick about it and told the kids to drop in on the vert ramp
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or he could've just shot them in the chest with fireworks.

I don't get why everyone made such a big deal about that. Shooting people with fireworks has been a long standing skateboard tradition and pails in comparison to the old CKY stuff. We had a big firework war in the parking lot of southside after the showdown this year and I got shot several times and it doesn't hurt at all.
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Post by: donnie_murdo on November 02, 2006, 09:15:38 AM
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I guess he should have just been a dick about it and told the kids to drop in on the vert ramp
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or he could've just shot them in the chest with fireworks.
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I don't get why everyone made such a big deal about that. Shooting people with fireworks has been a long standing skateboard tradition and pails in comparison to the old CKY stuff. We had a big firework war in the parking lot of southside after the showdown this year and I got shot several times and it doesn't hurt at all.

Not as much as getting shot point blank paint balling, that shit stings like fuck
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Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on November 02, 2006, 10:40:20 AM
wouldnt that hurt?
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Post by: Alan on November 02, 2006, 11:22:11 AM
when he had the vert ramp near High Speed the rule was that you could only skate it if you rolled in, at least that was what i was told when i was taken there. everytime i skated te place i was worried that he'd show up and make me do it. glad he never did.

I believe it was called The Widowmaker. There was an article about it in Thrasher.
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Post by: isaac on November 02, 2006, 11:24:56 AM
different ramp. i think the widowmaker was at a different spot. there is some footage of it in the 1st anti-hero flick.
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Post by: remEMBer on November 02, 2006, 11:50:57 AM
not sure how far from the dish it was , but it was in HP.
It was at a house on Hudson ave.
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Post by: isaac on November 02, 2006, 12:36:39 PM
not the same one then. the one i skated was in a warehouse.
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Post by: MEATLOAF on November 02, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
Phelps really is gay and that's why he was so upset about the Enjoi ad. His mom found out before he had the balls to tell her.
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Post by: remEMBer on November 02, 2006, 03:30:06 PM
Come out like a Bat out of hell