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Title: Dan Pensyl SLAP Pals Questions
Post by: Slap Admin on February 13, 2012, 04:29:55 PM
Here is your chance to ask Mr. Dan Pensyl anything you like.
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Post by: managuense on February 13, 2012, 04:40:50 PM
who are you?
how much shit do you get for that gay "real talk" tattoo?
why are you looking at me like that?
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Post by: Barry Dingle on February 13, 2012, 04:45:30 PM
What's your personal favorite technique for digging out wedgies in those busy NY streets?
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Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on February 13, 2012, 05:52:58 PM
who are you?
how much shit do you get for that gay "real talk" tattoo?
why are you looking at me like that?


all perfectly valid questions that need to be answered.
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Post by: dethcomic on February 13, 2012, 06:00:00 PM
how did it feel to help restore the far rockaway skatepark and have it go to shit because of the storm?
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Post by: GOKU on February 13, 2012, 06:12:24 PM
You're the first (and maybe only?) blunt kickflip fakie I've ever seen in a backyard pool. Where did the inspiration for that trick come from?
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Post by: SteamyRayVaughan on February 13, 2012, 06:25:02 PM
and whats the deal with shetler?
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Post by: Isaiah Kemp on February 13, 2012, 06:29:20 PM
Do you enjoy donuts?
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Post by: barneytarney on February 13, 2012, 06:45:49 PM
WHAT IS THE MOST #SEXUAL CONSPIRACY THEORY U HAVE EVER HEARD?
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Post by: Tommy on February 13, 2012, 07:07:27 PM
yo what up Dan! my name is Tommy i been a huge fan of yours since the first five boro video dropped! true underground underrated ripper!
2 questions for ya
How do it feel to be a Moznwu???? lol
also share some secrets you know about your teammates and other pros and ams you met!!
thanks man
keep ripping!!!!
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Post by: southsecond on February 13, 2012, 08:37:42 PM
Hey Dan,

Big fan here. Longtime listener, first time caller.

My question is, which former resident of the Marcy Squat do you find most attractive, and/or who was the first dude you ever made out with: Steve Rodriguez, Pat Smith, or Dave Mason?

Thanks. I'll take my reply off the air.
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Post by: Lordata on February 13, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
Hey man I'm a fan of the working class east coast banked and semi-abnormal transitions skating style you have. If that makes sense.

What's your favorite trick to do on a bank, street spot, and favorite trick in a pool?

And what's the secret to doing blunt kickflip fakies?
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Post by: cold budweisers on February 13, 2012, 08:58:37 PM
hey dan ~

have you ever found the male g-spot?
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Post by: b.v. on February 13, 2012, 09:09:26 PM
Favorite ex 5boro team rider?
Any reason you are on perma flow for Nike SB?
Biggest influence to you on the east coast?
Whatever happened to Charlie Wilkins?
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on February 13, 2012, 09:59:56 PM
As soon to beginning blue collar work myself, hook it up with some advice on keeping my back from going out, please and thank you. What side work do you do other than winning lowcard's WSOTY and being one of the few constants on 5Boro?
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Post by: PsychOut on February 13, 2012, 10:48:45 PM
who are you?
how much shit do you get for that gay "real talk" tattoo?
why are you looking at me like that?
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Post by: tech pwc on February 13, 2012, 11:44:31 PM
whats lamest tattoo you got?
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Post by: Maxell Oneal on February 14, 2012, 05:25:36 AM
Why did you let lil wayne represent 5boro in the beginning?
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Post by: DarthKnuggs610 on February 14, 2012, 05:27:37 AM
Which animal do you like better, Crocodile or a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
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Post by: Donkey Lips on February 14, 2012, 05:42:41 AM
You stole 40 bucks out of a girl's back pocket when you were making out with her. What did you spend it on?
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on February 14, 2012, 05:58:22 AM
do abbreviations count in scrabble?
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Post by: douchepickel on February 14, 2012, 08:43:42 AM
What goes on first in the morning, socks or underwear?  What kind of underwear? 
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Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 14, 2012, 09:14:40 AM
End of the world, who would you rather have on your team, Erik Munday or Ted Nugent?
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Post by: grayham on February 14, 2012, 09:54:21 AM
got any good pat smith stories??
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Post by: sweet pee on February 14, 2012, 10:24:55 AM
Have you watched any episodes of OIAM yet?
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Post by: corn flakes on February 14, 2012, 11:29:30 AM
do you prefer pencils or pens?
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Post by: MikeyPioggia on February 14, 2012, 12:17:12 PM
who's the next nyc under-dog you would like to see on 5boro?
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Post by: sweet pee on February 14, 2012, 12:22:14 PM
Has Lurker Lou ever focused one of your boards?
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Post by: Facehead on February 14, 2012, 12:29:22 PM
Name all the five boroughs, go!

Tell us a funny Steve Rodriguez story.
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Post by: A.J.K. on February 14, 2012, 12:30:01 PM
When is Dave Abair getting on 5boro?
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Post by: friendly dave on February 14, 2012, 01:19:37 PM
Who would win in an arm wrestling match, you, or Suski?
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Post by: trannies and mannies on February 14, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
Do you ever get paid at all on Nike pro flow? Do you prefer watching skate videos filmed in HD or with a VX1000?
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Post by: pica on February 14, 2012, 06:50:11 PM
show us your boba fett tattoo!
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Post by: DontTreadgoShred on February 14, 2012, 07:52:42 PM
how long were you in san jose skating with tiltmode for?

big ups for doing a trade like construction and still skating. do you still do that or does 5boro take care of you?


yo the exact 2 questions I was gonna ask. All I need to know
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 14, 2012, 08:08:30 PM
If Fred Gall is the poor man's Drehobl, is it true that you are the broke-ass man's Fred Gall?
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 14, 2012, 08:09:28 PM
Tell us the stories behind your worst 2 tattoos.
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 14, 2012, 08:10:37 PM
Have you ever turned down a photo op because the spot was too nice, or it was in a skatepark?
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 14, 2012, 08:15:25 PM
Instead of being a lifestyle pro, you're a work-style pro. What other work style pros have inspired you or do you relate to?

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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 14, 2012, 10:31:02 PM
What ethnicity do you hate the most?
Does it annoy you whoever gave you your family name spelled pencil wrong?
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Post by: planman on February 15, 2012, 05:44:07 AM
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
How?
What happened that time you pissing in shot glasses at a bar and throwing it everywhere?
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Post by: layzieyez on February 15, 2012, 05:57:11 AM
What the hell was up with the "run" in Poisonous Products aka POS production?
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Post by: burriti on February 15, 2012, 07:02:48 AM
i heard you started bowling last winter. do you have a team name?
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Post by: burriti on February 15, 2012, 07:07:53 AM
what's next after the 5boro video? other video projects?
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 15, 2012, 09:12:16 AM
Is it hypocritical to hate on BMXers for trashing your spot/park with their pegs and wack crews, since that is how private property owners see us?
What's the solution?
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Post by: ggb on February 15, 2012, 09:34:11 PM
thought on ricky oyola? is switch mongo cool?
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Post by: TomTom on February 16, 2012, 06:16:44 AM
Are you considered the Captain of Team Handsome seeing as you have the most stunning eyes around?
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Post by: jersey by nature on February 16, 2012, 07:16:43 AM
Has Lima ever beat you in arm wrestling?
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Post by: friendly dave on February 16, 2012, 10:35:40 AM
What's your best tour/demo experience?
What's your worst tour/demo experience?
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Post by: Rumpleforeskin on February 16, 2012, 12:38:03 PM
dtf?
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Post by: Schmaltz on February 16, 2012, 05:39:47 PM
What ever happend to Aaron Szott
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Post by: ericw on February 16, 2012, 05:45:59 PM
How do you feel about Jesus Christ?
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Post by: spool of cord on February 16, 2012, 07:52:03 PM
how old are you?

whatever happened to that luke koch kid getting on 5boro? he was pretty dope.

you have any good stories from east coast terminal in binghamton ny? that place was wild and I remember 5 boro going up there a few times back in the day.

what are your favorite areas to skate that aren't in NYC, but within 2 hours driving distance?
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Post by: Donkey Lips on February 17, 2012, 09:23:31 AM
you have any good stories from east coast terminal in binghamton ny? that place was wild and I remember 5 boro going up there a few times back in the day.
Masonite dust kingdom. ECT was a 6 CD trip for me back in the day. That place was really fun.
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Post by: pica on February 18, 2012, 08:07:58 AM
You crashed my appartement together with the other five boro dudes a few years ago. you passed out on the cold kitchen floor and slept there the entire night. when you woke up you thanked me for the spot like i cured aids or something... was it really that good, or where you just friendly? thanks for the whiskey and the deck by the way, if you ever come back - i have a bigger place now.
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Post by: gsosa on February 19, 2012, 07:29:41 AM
Best flatground trick? If you could skate for any other company which would it be? (please, dont go for the cheesy "I wouldnt skate for anyone else" answer)
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Post by: Mad Max on February 20, 2012, 12:10:48 AM
Do you hold back from getting gnarly if you know you've got a big job to do the next day?
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Post by: Andrefosho on February 20, 2012, 06:38:50 AM
Who are your favorite skaters and favorite upcoming skaters?
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Post by: lalala on February 20, 2012, 09:28:07 AM
Have you ever run into Dill? Thoughts on him?
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Post by: drunk guy on February 21, 2012, 04:05:35 AM
would you rather eat lurker lous beard until he was clean shaven, or let felix arguelles bang your girl friend?
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Post by: Rutger Hauer on February 21, 2012, 10:18:47 AM
You came to Finland some years ago.
Any memories? Probably not too many...yes we alcohol.
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Post by: Mad Max on February 23, 2012, 08:47:59 AM
What's your opinion on this year's OIAM?
Steve's involvement and the team's session with the participants?
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Post by: steven.baer on February 24, 2012, 08:57:18 AM
did your fall in hall of meat hurt? looked like you slid on your arm a good few feet
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Post by: Ripped Laces on February 24, 2012, 09:15:53 AM
did your fall in hall of meat hurt? looked like you slid on your arm a good few feet
I'm sure it felt like rainbow kisses...of course it fucking hurt!

To rephrase the question: Did you break anything & if not, how much beer did it take for the pain to even out?
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Post by: barkeep11 on February 24, 2012, 09:21:27 AM
Are you going to go back to that gap (In the hall of meat) and try to get the make, if you haven't already? Btw, I totally get it if the answers no.
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Post by: waltercronkite on February 24, 2012, 10:41:08 AM
that front disaster was sick you shoulda got curtains

east coast
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Post by: Hatechild on February 24, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How long did you film for your part in the new 5boro vid? Best skate video I've seen in years.  Keep shredding and fuck Puleo.
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Post by: skateboarddman on February 25, 2012, 01:03:02 PM
what are the benefits for riding  for Nike
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Post by: Andrefosho on February 25, 2012, 02:31:21 PM
Roughest spot you have ever skated
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Post by: benny Haana on February 25, 2012, 10:47:11 PM
What happened to justin barnes?
does he have alopecia?
did you really break your back and if so how, when, and doing what?

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Post by: Facehead on February 26, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
Richie Jackson's Slap Pals interview raised the bar pretty high, can you paint a response to one of our questions, or something similarly awesome?
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Post by: bumptobar on February 27, 2012, 09:42:55 AM
Lets hear a good willy akers story

At what point did you realize you can front disaster verticle walls?
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Post by: sfa on February 27, 2012, 10:14:26 AM
having seen you skate in person, I'd say you put in work! You're willingness to slam and the way you build to landing a trick over a few tries is something I like in a skater.

Is this something you like to see in other skaters or are you more into guys that just get their shit landed right away?
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Post by: Fongstarr. on February 27, 2012, 10:18:49 AM
Old 5 Boro teammate you wish came back on the team?
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Post by: midwestmiddleman on February 27, 2012, 03:13:44 PM
where and when did you learn how to wallride?
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Post by: dolphinstyle. on February 28, 2012, 10:25:27 AM
you seem like a very strong man. that said, do you think you're capable of single-handedly ripping a tree out of the ground and then you go home and drink a beer?
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 29, 2012, 10:27:20 PM
What's funner, blunt fakie or pivot to fakie?

What trick that everyone else has on lock keeps injuring you?

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Post by: Rocuronium on February 29, 2012, 10:29:18 PM
What present would you give Jereme Rodgers for secret Santa ?

What special power would you gift him with were you a wizard ?
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Post by: Rocuronium on February 29, 2012, 10:35:07 PM
Frankie Hill or Jamie Thomas?
James Kelch or Fred Gall?
Tom Penny or Guy Mariano?
PRod or Sheckler?