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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: mcpeepants on March 30, 2012, 10:51:00 AM
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The Mega Millions is up to $640 Million... http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-03-29/megamillions-jackpot/53872762/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=1khp72kk6h4qz (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-03-29/megamillions-jackpot/53872762/1?AID=4992781&PID=4003003&SID=1khp72kk6h4qz)
I got a couple tickets.. I'll probably win and die in a catastrophic accident on the way to claim my money.
What would you do with it if you won?
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go to vegas and put it all on black
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(http://files.sharenator.com/lawrence_office_space_if_you_had_3_3_billion_dollars_what_would_you_do_with_it-s498x263-47204-580.jpg)
I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.
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I would harvest the organs of young children and watch their eyes fade to grey as I'm doing it.
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I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.
gnar'd ;D I was wondering how long it'd take for that quote.
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I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chick at the same time.
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I'd quit working immediately and procreate as many times as possible. Then when I become infertile I'll take what money I have left and flee to the Caribean where I'd stare at the horizon, drunk on rum, feeling no sense of responsibility for the children I helped create for the rest of my days.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner))
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some bones swiss ceramics 8)
baller ass shit.
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Open a restaurant , no limits in gear or produce . Own and work at it while getting good friends to work there too . giving them alot of creative controle over food and wine .
Skate companies . Boards , shoes , clothes . Giving alot of dudes that dont have , but deserve a paycheck and pro models .
travel alot ,
give money to charity
buy a small island and fill it with a harem of women , private skatepark and something ells fun ...
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some bones swiss ceramics 8)
baller ass shit.
hahha this.
and never work, ever again. Unless I were to open my own skate shop, which would be a given if I had that money.
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i would buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants and just burn 'em
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
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Travel.
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
blaspheme!
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
I mean, she's not even asian.
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Travel, skateboarding
or buy guns and organize a full on revolution
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Hookers and blow
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
You obviously don't know how cute she really is. Our brothers at the bodybuilding forum agree with us. You might remember them from their talk about Shane O'Neil and his girlfriend.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=134644791&page=1 (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=134644791&page=1)
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This:
Open a restaurant , no limits in gear or produce . Own and work at it while getting good friends to work there too . giving them alot of creative controle over food and wine .
Skate companies . Boards , shoes , clothes . Giving alot of dudes that dont have , but deserve a paycheck and pro models .
travel alot ,
give money to charity
buy a small island and fill it with a harem of women , private skatepark and something ells fun ...
, this:
i would buy all the pants in the world, every pair of pants and just burn 'em
Pay off my school loans and buy a house or two somewhere cool and pay a bunch of my favorite bands to play at the housewarming party.
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fuck all that lame shit nigga im buying out SLAP and making my self admin! i aint gon do none of the real work of course but id surely flaunt my new-found status all over the forums.
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buy a sick-ass hasselblad with all the fixins. build a bam-esque skate complex. a nice skateable pool and a nice wide mini in the basement. bring in our favorite bands for shows. garbage bags chock full of the finest herbage possible. a softserve ice cream machine. everflowing red stag and coca cola. have all the bros live there and let the good times roll
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I always said that if I won the lottery I would pay some really good mechanics to go in the middle of the night and replace my friend's original volkswagen beetle engine with a porsche one so that when he pushed the gas peddle in the morning he would get a get a funny surprise. but he sold it so now I would have to buy him another one first.
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buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene
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Coke.
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Buy my grandmother a house, smoke mad weed, travel the world, get a decent penthouse for myself, do ignorant rich nigga shit, finance some independent films, etc. Then I'd give the rest away. It's really unnecessary to have that much money.
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i would rent a 2 bedroom home, work at grocery store, go to community college, drive a 02 honda civic,get an ok looking girlfriend, buy storebrand food, and meth, lots and lots of meth
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1) Invest and save, to reach about a billion
2) Continue going to school, pay in full
3) Travel the world with friends
4) Pay off any family bills
5) Buy a classic Mini Cooper, 40's and 50's Cadillac, and house some where with a lot of land
6) Start a foundation to help people
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I would never work again, invest in real estate, keep skateboarding and move to New York City.
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buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene
im assuming you are an alexis texas fan?
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buttfuck all the hot porn stars that haven't done an anal scene
Best idea.
1. Buy Cambodia
2. Two midget ho's in wheely suitcases
3. Private skate facility with my own jersey and flat bar. Nothing else.
4. Get Samuel L Jackson to follow me around twice a month to angrily narrate my life at obscene decibels
5. Fund research to find a new color
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I'll probably have so much fun that it will lead to my death at a very young age.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner))
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/19/article-1274305454414-00B05F9B1000044C-489426_636x373.jpg)
a true millionaire
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buy all the ad space on a major tv station and air my own fucked up show for the commercials
buy a house
constantly go on skate trips with the crew
finance my own public skatepark and snake everyone
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I'd pay Dydrek to stop making TV shows, and with the money left over I'd get some smokes.
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
GOP Rep. to Obama: 'You Lie!' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgce06Yw2ro#)
Not true. This is the first time I saw it and ive been staring at that gif for a good 2 minutes, I wanna marry her.
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I'll need some more time to think about the details but it would for sure involve her...
(http://i.imgur.com/0V5qY.gif)
I feel her cuteness is being way overblown up in SLAP. She's cute but she's not worth building a shrine over.
Not true. This is the first time I saw it and ive been staring at that gif for a good 2 minutes, I wanna marry her.
dont get me wrong, the girls definitely attractive and that gif is cute but really? yall act like she the baddest bitch in the world or somethin. you can see girls of that caliber at the mall or on facebook anyday
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some bones swiss ceramics 8)
I think this is my favourite post
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Buy a mansion, some hookers, and some drugs, then proceed to "win".
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Kill all the people I dislike, you can get away with stuff like that if you have that much money.
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this-
World's Smallest House (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAJjLmwFk4#)
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fuck all that lame shit nigga im buying out SLAP and making my self admin! i aint gon do none of the real work of course but id surely flaunt my new-found status all over the forums.
1000 posts in 2-3 months. do you go outside?
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like somebody ells said , fund movies
Make a film company that makes films I want to see , remakes of shit movies to make them good . some sci fi shit that never got made .
independent stuff thats not getting maid because It wont make money , lets make it now profit or none profit
Same with music , all those good bands who cant get a record deal , well now they can !
fund painters and artists , have my own art gallerie in some big city , looking for small artists who should make it big
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^ I like your thinking, Monty :)
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like somebody ells said , fund movies
Make a film company that makes films I want to see , remakes of shit movies to make them good . some sci fi shit that never got made .
independent stuff thats not getting maid because It wont make money , lets make it now profit or none profit
Same with music , all those good bands who cant get a record deal , well now they can !
fund painters and artists , have my own art gallerie in some big city , looking for small artists who should make it big
Nice. Hopefully put Bill Murray in a couple of those films.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71038_40950792955_3851733_n.jpg) the man is a god
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner))
This guy's life went into the shitter after winning