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Title: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: rainbow_equality on April 11, 2012, 07:20:48 AM
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: barkeep11 on April 11, 2012, 07:29:32 AM
I'm sure he actually has something to say... I just can't understand a fucking thing in there!
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Post by: tb303 on April 11, 2012, 07:32:48 AM
That educati0n you got sucked
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Post by: finknoos on April 11, 2012, 07:39:10 AM
does it make me a bad person to find that post hilarious
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Post by: Box of Frogs on April 11, 2012, 07:42:59 AM
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.

Hehe, hamstand
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: finknoos on April 11, 2012, 07:49:39 AM
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does it make me a bad person to find that post hilarious
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No, not at all!  I laughed at "hamstand".  It would have been better suited as a weirdo thread derail than it's own post though.  That made it shitty.

also this was gold...

"that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite."
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Mad Lauder on April 11, 2012, 08:03:06 AM
does it make me a bad person to find that post hilarious

yeah this is actually a good post.
that girl you pushed yesterday... she dead.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Dark Knight on April 11, 2012, 08:07:17 AM
the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 08:18:41 AM
i treat all rainbows equal.

(http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/gay-rainbow-win.jpg)
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Post by: Fruitpunch on April 11, 2012, 08:26:59 AM
This is kind of awesome.
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Post by: grimcity on April 11, 2012, 08:44:29 AM
That photo just made this thread fuckin' gold.
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Post by: Big Skatefase on April 11, 2012, 08:52:36 AM
i hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcfbohG9Z1r9axmwo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: commie on April 11, 2012, 09:16:59 AM
For some reason I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
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Post by: chockfullofthat on April 11, 2012, 09:18:39 AM
(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4083/5055032357_69d1d1be72_z.jpg)
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 09:28:39 AM
i like rainbows.

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-02/1241252965289.jpg)
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Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on April 11, 2012, 09:45:43 AM
this is like a piece of folk art or something, there's something wonderful in the jumbled idiocy. 
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Post by: Hobochilli on April 11, 2012, 10:40:43 AM
This might be the best 1st post i ever seen, trolling or not!
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 11, 2012, 10:57:25 AM
How exactly do you go about fucking this thing?
(http://www.richmondcookshop.co.uk/images/HamslicingstandL.jpg)
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Post by: Skate Troll on April 11, 2012, 11:27:49 AM
and its on
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 11, 2012, 11:41:07 AM
and its on
That is not for you to decide.  Unless you are referring to the noose around your neck.  In that case, thank for the update. 
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Post by: codithou on April 11, 2012, 12:10:54 PM
that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite.
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Post by: TomTom on April 11, 2012, 12:21:25 PM
Lemme try this:
"That olie you popped he be mob!"
Fuck it, can't do it.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: GAY on April 11, 2012, 12:28:55 PM
Hamstand
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Post by: FrenchFuck on April 11, 2012, 12:32:21 PM
The only actual hate in skateboarding is rampant homophobia.
The rest is narcissism of small differences.
e.g Guy with slightly tighter pants , slightly shorter chinos , riding 7.75 or 8.5s , "rail chompers" or "tech"
i.e Shit that matters when you are a dumbass 10-23year old
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Post by: dank scorpio on April 11, 2012, 12:37:48 PM
fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 11, 2012, 12:40:07 PM
fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock

Hey everybody, just black cocks for him from now on.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Skate Troll on April 11, 2012, 01:37:15 PM
xbox pfffft fuck xbox nigga
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Mr. Fink on April 11, 2012, 01:46:13 PM
The dude was just trying to express himself...but now this thread is many mean times.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: victor333 on April 11, 2012, 02:11:00 PM
The dude was just trying to express himself...but now this thread is many mean times.

hahahahahha...this thread is great
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: GAY on April 11, 2012, 02:20:06 PM
Dear rainbow_equality,

If you would write one post like this every day I would be very happy. You see, I, too, am pussy broke...but I thought I was the only one. Now that I know there's another girl who is in the same pussy-broke boat, and that she, too, got called a slut today...well, let's just say I broke down a bit, Bakersfield-chimp style, when I read that. I totally lost it. What a breakthrough for me.

And yes, my friend, this forums IS many mean times to users.

Your English-speaking friend,

GAY
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: LOU.502 on April 11, 2012, 02:21:02 PM
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fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock
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Hey everybody, just black cocks for him from now on.
that just made me lol real hard. this thread already seems like classic slap material. it's gold
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Dark Knight on April 11, 2012, 03:11:06 PM
do u belief n gosts ???
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Barry Dingle on April 11, 2012, 03:34:09 PM
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fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock
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Hey everybody, just black cocks for him from now on.

The only actual hate in skateboarding is rampant homophobia.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 11, 2012, 03:43:38 PM
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fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock
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Hey everybody, just black cocks for him from now on.
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The only actual hate in skateboarding is rampant homophobia.
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I must have missed the Jereme Rogers love fest.  Please post thread.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Mad Lauder on April 11, 2012, 04:37:48 PM
The only actual hate in skateboarding is rampant homophobia.
The rest is narcissism of small differences.
e.g Guy with slightly tighter pants , slightly shorter chinos , riding 7.75 or 8.5s , "rail chompers" or "tech"
i.e Shit that matters when you are a dumbass 10-23year old

I think thats really stupid seeing as how skateboarding is a pretty gay sport/lifestyle compared to other sports.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on April 11, 2012, 05:41:32 PM
lol
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Post by: sleepypancakes on April 11, 2012, 05:56:54 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ILZx1IVYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
They fuckin sell this shit...
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: sweet pee on April 11, 2012, 06:09:59 PM
(http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20120412/acid_picdump_31.jpg)

Nothing wrong with mixing black and rainbow...
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Mad Lauder on April 11, 2012, 06:32:34 PM
(http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20120412/acid_picdump_31.jpg)

Nothing wrong with mixing black and rainbow...

This intrigues me cause sometimes my dicks head is a little on the cold side.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: oyolar on April 11, 2012, 09:31:45 PM
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fuckin awesome up until rainbow cock
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Hey everybody, just black cocks for him from now on.
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that just made me lol real hard. this thread already seems like classic slap material. it's gold

Word. Up.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 11, 2012, 10:11:09 PM
I feel bad about all of the people you describe except for the fat girl...her dad is fedding her icecream 2night. Fat girls love ice cream.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Chocolaterain on April 12, 2012, 03:04:01 AM
the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion..
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Post by: SwiftFootedBird on April 12, 2012, 06:22:16 AM
but, WHO WAS PHONE???
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on April 12, 2012, 06:43:55 AM
i just cant stop reading it.
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Post by: Fenzadill on April 12, 2012, 08:01:53 AM
Read it out loud, if you haven't.  That's where I learned I was wrong in my initial opinion.  Now imagine each character in the post being read by a different member of Saved By The Bell.  It's even better.
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cut to this
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-21_jyYvyZxo/T16-fJ9X6oI/AAAAAAAADqI/HaJaKxYuxfg/s1600/themoreyouknow.jpg)

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Post by: Zurg on April 12, 2012, 11:09:11 AM
really, really good stuff here
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Post by: Mr. Fink on April 12, 2012, 11:43:59 AM
I'm not crying...I'm just cut onion!
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Post by: victor333 on April 12, 2012, 12:02:50 PM
OP is pussy broke. confirmed
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Post by: superslopp on April 12, 2012, 12:44:32 PM
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i just cant stop reading it.
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Read it out loud, if you haven't.  That's where I learned I was wrong in my initial opinion.  Now imagine each character in the post being read by a different member of Saved By The Bell.  It's even better.

oh fuck. OH. FUCK.

this thread  :)
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: GAY on April 12, 2012, 02:52:27 PM
Why is it that every time I read this first post, and I've read it several times now, busting up laughing every time, I picture Rick Howard as being the man behind rainbow_equality?
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Post by: apad88 on April 13, 2012, 02:32:05 AM
LMAO! Hamstand
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Post by: busey on April 13, 2012, 10:21:19 AM
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i just cant stop reading it.
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Read it out loud, if you haven't.  That's where I learned I was wrong in my initial opinion.  Now imagine each character in the post being read by a different member of Saved By The Bell.  It's even better.
now read it out loud like macho man randy savage.
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: LOU.502 on April 13, 2012, 04:19:09 PM
When a thread starts in such an amazing way, its really difficult to know how to keep it alive. this dude's first post has the "duffy syndrome"
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: LazyEinstein on April 13, 2012, 04:33:46 PM
Dear: rainbow_equality

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 13, 2012, 05:18:01 PM
i found dis thread 2 b pure genious.
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Post by: Dontkickshitfoot on April 13, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
Our hamstand has been in the family for generations.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_13tQUYkwTow/Sp5sDS1xPLI/AAAAAAAAEEU/_Y4VJ4ZwTy0/s400/21.00+ham+stand.JPG)
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: rainbow_equality on April 14, 2012, 03:05:37 AM
helo pals of slap i have,, so muhc joy that sum u have been able to make think of how words that u say on th., internet can happiness murder people.

i was sad when i see that pal of slap here is pussy broken,, i not of pussy broken  but i use for example 2 show u al differnt people can be injury from h8tred....
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Post by: Box of Frogs on April 14, 2012, 03:10:08 AM
helo pals of slap i have,, so muhc joy that sum u have been able to make think of how words that u say on th., internet can happiness murder people.

i was sad when i see that pal of slap here is pussy broken,, i not of pussy broken  but i use for example 2 show u al differnt people can be injury from h8tred....

Even better. Dude you are in the zone!

Steve?
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Post by: Jejenhausen on April 14, 2012, 03:17:18 AM
you made me I think do good.

you are pot on my rainbow of gold

I not cry I just cut onion
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: LOU.502 on April 14, 2012, 11:12:57 PM
helo pals of slap i have,, so muhc joy that sum u have been able to make think of how words that u say on th., internet can happiness murder people.

i was sad when i see that pal of slap here is pussy broken,, i not of pussy broken  but i use for example 2 show u al differnt people can be injury from h8tred....
I love you so fuckin much
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on April 15, 2012, 08:16:53 AM
Brick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_xYSbvSx4#ws)
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Post by: johnnymousedoom on April 15, 2012, 08:18:21 AM
i am crying * inser onion rference*
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Post by: Guile on April 15, 2012, 10:11:05 AM
 "the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. " fucking got me
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Post by: planman on April 15, 2012, 10:19:10 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/384067013_1134781c38_o.jpg)
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 15, 2012, 12:59:20 PM
helo pals of slap i have,, so muhc joy that sum u have been able to make think of how words that u say on th., internet can happiness murder people.

i was sad when i see that pal of slap here is pussy broken,, i not of pussy broken  but i use for example 2 show u al differnt people can be injury from h8tred....
Happiness murder is a seriously issue. You thanked for wisdom. I glad you not of pussy broken. Get some!
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Post by: MuchasGracias on April 16, 2012, 12:18:29 AM
hahaha... this is too funny.
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Post by: meathead genius on April 16, 2012, 12:29:29 AM
This guy is a chump! He can't spell words right! If you want to stop getting picked on stop being a fag!
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Post by: Dontkickshitfoot on April 16, 2012, 02:15:26 AM
This guy is a chump! He can't spell words right! If you want to stop getting picked on stop being a fag!

Edit:

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/calm-down.jpg)

meant to throw that in there..
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Post by: Jejenhausen on April 16, 2012, 07:17:13 AM
This guy is a chump! He can't spell words right! If you want to stop getting picked on stop being a fag!

are you pussybroke that his rep is +17 while yours is -17?

please dont cut onion

Edit: whoa it just keeps plummeting
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Post by: meathead genius on April 16, 2012, 07:45:49 AM
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This guy is a chump! He can't spell words right! If you want to stop getting picked on stop being a fag!
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are you pussybroke that his rep is +17 while yours is -17?

please dont cut onion

Edit: whoa it just keeps plummeting
What's that buddy? You talkin shit too? Ohhh its gonna be a hell of a month for Ed and Hardy.
FYI, I am not pussybroke. I got plenty of wet holes to stick my dick in my man, any day, any night. I even have your mom's number, she loves my thick meaty dick.
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Post by: finknoos on April 16, 2012, 09:18:17 AM
Meathead is cut onion
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Post by: cringe. on April 16, 2012, 10:31:42 AM
that meathead you  kooked today.... he dad is moelesting him 2nite. you think you knwo why he so anger mcuh,,. guess what? you dont!
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Post by: David Schwimmer on April 16, 2012, 11:25:14 AM
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This guy is a chump! He can't spell words right! If you want to stop getting picked on stop being a fag!
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are you pussybroke that his rep is +17 while yours is -17?

please dont cut onion

Edit: whoa it just keeps plummeting
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What's that buddy? You talkin shit too? Ohhh its gonna be a hell of a month for Ed and Hardy.
FYI, I am not pussybroke. I got plenty of wet holes to stick my dick in my man, any day, any night. I even have your mom's number, she loves my thick meaty dick.

That's where I'm gonna have to stop you partner, you see Slap is a place for people to come together and to unite.
None of this meathead crap is gonna cut it unless you really have a way of marketing it. If you want, P.M me
I'll show you around the city and we'll grab a few drinks. Like I said you can't bully your net worth, you can't
cause disturbances either on messageboards where there are people trying to sleep and raise livestock.


-Dave
Title: Re: y all the sk8 h8?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 16, 2012, 03:46:40 PM
Meathead is cut onion
That actually sounds kind of tasty...maybe a little thrd worldish, but tasty none the less.