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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: sexualhelon on May 01, 2012, 08:22:02 PM
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So the title may be a little misleading and the actual question I'm getting at is, "Does such a thing as an ugly vagina exist or do you really have no preference?"
There's vagina's such as this:
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5zreVhGT1qzhh1xo1_500.jpg)
And then Vagina's such as this:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zsodpfUs1qbe7cyo1_1280.jpg)
Obviously I'm jumping from the smallest of labia's to the largest of labia's and skipping all the sizes in between but you get the picture and all vagina's are different. To give you some insight as to what got me on this subject, I hooked up with this girl the other day who had large labia's which isn't really my preference and I would deem this as an ugly vagina - obviously I still had sex with her and you know how you sometimes get pieces of fuzz stuck to your leg hairs sometimes? She had a piece of fuzz that somehow got on her butthole which was a huge turn off. I didn't say anything I just kind of giggled to myself but that's really beside the point.
Anyway, this all lead me back to remembering these two documentaries I'd seen called "The Perfect Penis" and "The Perfect Vagina" as well to googling this question. I found all these forums I ended up on to be quite contradictory and women seem to hold a double standard. Most everyone was saying no such thing as an ugly vagina exists but ugly penis' do and I beg to differ on the vagina part. I wanted to ask you guys because I know I'll get honest opinions.
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(http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/219686d1288031850-blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-bw.jpg)
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Yes, finally the vagina thread is back
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A lesson I have learned: If you post on slap, be prepared to see blue waffle every month or so.
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i just don't understand what that picture even means. Like what? Why is that vagina metallic? Why is it so big? Why is she not taking care of this? How did it get posted on the internet? So many questions that need answered.
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geneticwaffle.com
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I'll just leave this here
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxih228Qj01r4zkmyo1_1280.jpg)
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i scrolled down this page and immediately cringed. like, before i even realized what it was breh. fuckin nasty! *shudders*
also you "pussy=pussy" niggas disgust me. not that im sayin that to anyone directly im just lettin it be known...
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Everyone has a different preference.
+I would think that there are some standard physical definitions that the majority would agree upon and things just branch out from there.
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You motherfucker I hate seeing blue waffle.
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You motherfucker I every goddamn one of us hates seeing blue waffle.
fix'd
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You motherfucker I every goddamn one of us hates seeing blue waffle.
thats some nasty shit. i just got stoned and really don't know what to say. you kind of ruined my night.
fuck
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I'll just leave this here
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxih228Qj01r4zkmyo1_1280.jpg)
this makes a up for that blue waffle, holy shit i'd destroy this chick.
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If the girl is attractive, I'll grub down on the biggest of labias without a care in the world.
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This is shit 16 year old's worry about. If you're lucky to even get pussy, you're not complaining. Obviously some are visually pleasing compared to others, I'm for all of them as long as they're pink and taken care of, durrrr. The browning effect is something that grosses me out.
There is no such thing as a perfect anything, it's all in what your brain wiring and conditioning says is attractive or worth special attention.
Always called them innies and outties. Who doesn't like variety?
Now something that surely sucks is when a woman has big tits and no ass in sight. That's a major fucking bummer.
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Yup, I definitely don't consider myself to be an aesthete when it comes to vaginas. Would bury my face in anything (save for the disease-ridden ones, duh).
Alright - what's the general consensus on here about tossing a little salad? You guys ever get randy and go a little further down?
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I was browsing Efukt and came upon this video. The most perfect vagina I've seen to date (girl at 8:04)
http://www.efukt.com/20955_Clingers.html (http://www.efukt.com/20955_Clingers.html)
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This is shit 16 year old's worry about. If you're lucky to even get pussy, you're not complaining. Obviously some are visually pleasing compared to others, I'm for all of them as long as they're pink and taken care of, durrrr. The browning effect is something that grosses me out.
There is no such thing as a perfect anything, it's all in what your brain wiring and conditioning says is attractive or worth special attention.
Always called them innies and outties.� Who doesn't like variety?
Now something that surely sucks is when a woman has big tits and no ass in sight. That's a major fucking bummer.
Yes, I totally agree.
I got super lucky and married a beautiful woman with a perfect vagina. It's a fucking work of art. But when it comes down to it you won't really care if the pussy looks a little weird if the girl is cute.
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when a chick has big tits and no butt, shes useless to society
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I kind of feel like the search for the perfect pussy is like the search for Animal Chin.
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I always thought Audrey Bitoni had a nice vagina.
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This is shit 16 year old's worry about. If you're lucky to even get pussy, you're not complaining. Obviously some are visually pleasing compared to others, I'm for all of them as long as they're pink and taken care of, durrrr. The browning effect is something that grosses me out.
There is no such thing as a perfect anything, it's all in what your brain wiring and conditioning says is attractive or worth special attention.
Always called them innies and outties.� Who doesn't like variety?
Now something that surely sucks is when a woman has big tits and no ass in sight. That's a major fucking bummer.
Yes, I totally agree.
I got super lucky and married a beautiful woman with a perfect vagina. It's a fucking work of art. But when it comes down to it you won't really care if the pussy looks a little weird if the girl is cute.
pics of your wife's pussy or your a liar
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This is shit 16 year old's worry about. If you're lucky to even get pussy, you're not complaining. Obviously some are visually pleasing compared to others, I'm for all of them as long as they're pink and taken care of, durrrr. The browning effect is something that grosses me out.
There is no such thing as a perfect anything, it's all in what your brain wiring and conditioning says is attractive or worth special attention.
Always called them innies and outties.� Who doesn't like variety?
Now something that surely sucks is when a woman has big tits and no ass in sight. That's a major fucking bummer.
Yes, I totally agree.
I got super lucky and married a beautiful woman with a perfect vagina. It's a fucking work of art. But when it comes down to it you won't really care if the pussy looks a little weird if the girl is cute.
pics of your wife's pussy or your a liar
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This is shit 16 year old's worry about. If you're lucky to even get pussy, you're not complaining. Obviously some are visually pleasing compared to others, I'm for all of them as long as they're pink and taken care of, durrrr. The browning effect is something that grosses me out.
There is no such thing as a perfect anything, it's all in what your brain wiring and conditioning says is attractive or worth special attention.
Always called them innies and outties.� Who doesn't like variety?
Now something that surely sucks is when a woman has big tits and no ass in sight. That's a major fucking bummer.
Yes, I totally agree.
I got super lucky and married a beautiful woman with a perfect vagina. It's a fucking work of art. But when it comes down to it you won't really care if the pussy looks a little weird if the girl is cute.
pics of your wife's pussy or your a liar
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im also not into the excess labia and skin. its harder to work your fingers/dick/tongue into and just generally seems to be a feature exclusive to the sluttier girls ive been with. i also dont like the ones without much labia, it just feels like something is missing. i think frisco posted the perfect vagina. either way ill sleep with a chick no matter what her vagina looks like, at least so far i have.
Alright - what's the general consensus on here about tossing a little salad? You guys ever get randy and go a little further down?
i've done it a couple times pretty much blackout drunk. i vaguely remember that it was much like eating pussy in the sense that you can pretty much water it down with your saliva and not taste whatever you might expect it to taste like. this same chick tossed my salad as well but i mostly just remember it happening, not how it was.
ill try to venture into it again this weekend if i remember, and ill report back.
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dude stop telling stories about when you were blackout drunk. if you were blackout drunk how the fuck are you gonna remember eating some chicks butthole?
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And don't give us that bullshit about if you remember to do it. You know god damn well you ain't gonna forget your recent internet convo about trying to toss some salad.
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According to an irate cab driver I had in SF a couple months ago, "there is no golden pussy, my friend." A friend of mine was in back claiming this girl he was with had a perfect pussy, and the driver went off on a huge rant about it. According to him "the perfect pussy is the one that she lets you fuck and fits your dick"
He was a great cab driver.
In all honesty though, as long as bugs ain't crawling out, I'm down. Obviously some look better than others.
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We'd have better luck finding Animal Chin with Arlo Eisenburg than the perfect vagina. They only exist on the internet.
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the perfect vagina
(http://i.imgur.com/KRSrg.jpg)
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Its weird that some light skinned Asian girls have brown/dark vaginas.
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You motherfucker I every goddamn one of us hates seeing blue waffle.
fuck
thats funny, I was stoned when I posted it
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if you guys are willing to go down on a hot girl but not toss her salad, you gotta grow some balls.
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dude stop telling stories about when you were blackout drunk. if you were blackout drunk how the fuck are you gonna remember eating some chicks butthole?
the idea that i was extremely drunk and barely remember eating a random girls butthole is not that far fetched. how do you think i ended up in the situation to begin with? haha
And don't give us that bullshit about if you remember to do it. You know god damn well you ain't gonna forget your recent internet convo about trying to toss some salad.
this is kind of funny, i forgot about this thread (it was on page 2, gimme a break), but the subject did come up last night with the girl ive been seeing and im pretty sure its gonna happen soon. shes a very freaky girl ;)
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Its weird that some light skinned Asian girls have brown/dark vaginas.
This.