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Title: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 22, 2012, 07:57:07 PM
Noticed that his account now features the "guest" title underneath his username, what did I miss?

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 22, 2012, 08:12:14 PM
as far as I know, he focused himself...like a little baby-back bitch.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 22, 2012, 08:18:10 PM
as far as I know, he focused himself...like a little baby-back bitch.

No way!

Lolllllll.

What a punk. I knew he wasn't truly built for this shit!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: friendly dave on June 22, 2012, 08:23:37 PM
My last post

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ljam1DL71qcfba3o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: jimi420 on June 22, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on June 22, 2012, 08:45:32 PM
I think Chris Tucker lurks too.  Maybe he'll make an account now.
(http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes2/FifthElement154.jpeg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: FART BOY on June 22, 2012, 08:48:14 PM
Victor you're still a bitch.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: brent on June 22, 2012, 08:49:24 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfei9J04K1r1cjia.gif)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Archers of Chaka on June 22, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Even if someone focuses their account, they never stop coming to the slap boards. Everyone who has focused their account over the years probably still lurks here just as much as they did when they were posting. Slap is too good to not check.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: friendly dave on June 22, 2012, 09:28:50 PM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.

It's your time to shine bud.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: brent on June 22, 2012, 09:40:15 PM
jimi420 is not black
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: GarglesCmen on June 22, 2012, 09:48:54 PM
My last post

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ljam1DL71qcfba3o1_400.gif)

hahahah
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: jimi420 on June 22, 2012, 09:52:56 PM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.

It's your time to shine bud.
I'm from a smallish midwestern town, I hardly have a black card.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: trannies and mannies on June 22, 2012, 10:20:04 PM
R.I.P
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: da g0st of sk8d00d on June 23, 2012, 08:03:40 PM
LOL @ young SaP!

my son, i know you have a deep concern for my whereabouts. all i hear is "daddy! daddy where are you!" when i see your recent activity on SLAP. its ok SaPpy, im all good, just wanted to let you know that. now your niko belic mixed with ash ketchum lookin ass (with tha swag of a canadian wigger) can take a deep breath and relieve yourself of such anxiety. I'm too busy makin moves in real life to be pushing some persona on SLAP. it was fun while it lasted, but at the end of the day it was a distraction for me and ended up being counterproductive to ya boys long term goals. DaSk8D00D had become my own elaborate trap, despite my undeniable presence on the most popular skateboarding forum on the net.

also, contrary to popular belief, Gipper did NOT ether me. like i said, i grew tired of pushing a persona after a while and BEEN had thoughts of focusing my account for a while. truth be told the straw that broke the camel's back was when (in that same thread) i tried to check somebody on the art of war book and he countered me perfectly. at that point i realized it was time to move on so if anything, it was that nigga who ethered me, if yall wanna look at it that way.

and on that note, i leave yall one last message before i leave the mortal realm of SLAP


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/12/article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440.jpg)


(http://theosophical.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/resurrection2.jpg)




Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: anblue on June 23, 2012, 08:17:03 PM
CLASSIC SLAP THIS
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: GarglesCmen on June 23, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
LOL @ young SaP!

my son, i know you have a deep concern for my whereabouts. all i hear is "daddy! daddy where are you!" when i see your recent activity on SLAP. its ok SaPpy, im all good, just wanted to let you know that. now your niko belic mixed with ash ketchum lookin ass (with tha swag of a canadian wigger) can take a deep breath and relieve yourself of such anxiety. I'm too busy makin moves in real life to be pushing some persona on SLAP. it was fun while it lasted, but at the end of the day it was a distraction for me and ended up being counterproductive to ya boys long term goals. DaSk8D00D had become my own elaborate trap, despite my undeniable presence on the most popular skateboarding forum on the net.

also, contrary to popular belief, Gipper did NOT ether me. like i said, i grew tired of pushing a persona after a while and BEEN had thoughts of focusing my account for a while. truth be told the straw that broke the camel's back was when (in that same thread) i tried to check somebody on the art of war book and he countered me perfectly. at that point i realized it was time to move on so if anything, it was that nigga who ethered me, if yall wanna look at it that way.

and on that note, i leave yall one last message before i leave the mortal realm of SLAP


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/12/article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440.jpg)


(http://theosophical.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/resurrection2.jpg)






Holy Fuck
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 23, 2012, 08:30:16 PM
That was one hell of an exit. But why doesn't he just post occasionally? You got addictive personality dagostofsk8doodpast?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Chris on June 23, 2012, 08:48:35 PM
Good for him that hes back to doing bestiality porn...

My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 23, 2012, 10:04:41 PM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.

It's your time to shine bud.
I'm from a smallish midwestern town, I hardly have a black card.
Why in the name of Atheismo would you want another asshole to spread black stereotypes? We gotta deal with that shit enough everyday in real life as it is. Honestly though, I liked D00D. He was funny and his opinions made sense even when I disagreed with him.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 23, 2012, 10:45:28 PM
LOL @ young SaP!

my son, i know you have a deep concern for my whereabouts. all i hear is "daddy! daddy where are you!" when i see your recent activity on SLAP. its ok SaPpy, im all good, just wanted to let you know that. now your niko belic mixed with ash ketchum lookin ass (with tha swag of a canadian wigger) can take a deep breath and relieve yourself of such anxiety. I'm too busy makin moves in real life to be pushing some persona on SLAP. it was fun while it lasted, but at the end of the day it was a distraction for me and ended up being counterproductive to ya boys long term goals. DaSk8D00D had become my own elaborate trap, despite my undeniable presence on the most popular skateboarding forum on the net.

also, contrary to popular belief, Gipper did NOT ether me. like i said, i grew tired of pushing a persona after a while and BEEN had thoughts of focusing my account for a while. truth be told the straw that broke the camel's back was when (in that same thread) i tried to check somebody on the art of war book and he countered me perfectly. at that point i realized it was time to move on so if anything, it was that nigga who ethered me, if yall wanna look at it that way.

and on that note, i leave yall one last message before i leave the mortal realm of SLAP


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/12/article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440.jpg)


(http://theosophical.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/resurrection2.jpg)






That's the problem

I'm not pushing a persona, you fake assed nigga.

I don't take this forum as seriously as you do.

I would never delete my account on some emotional breakdown type of shit.


You got ethered.

You have no swag.

I'm on my 2Chainz shit right now

RIDIN' ROUND I'M GETTIN' IT!



Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: nino brown on June 24, 2012, 12:10:48 AM
lots of lames in this thread
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Perro Mojado on June 24, 2012, 07:50:27 AM
good morning slap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmcFuaLvZJ4&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmcFuaLvZJ4&feature=player_embedded#!)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 24, 2012, 09:36:00 AM
Sk8d0000d has to focus on his blossoming rap career...























hahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Dark Knight on June 24, 2012, 09:37:37 AM
Who gives a shit? The real question should be "Where's Jesse?"
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: aleksander on June 24, 2012, 10:25:21 AM
LOL @ young SaP!

my son, i know you have a deep concern for my whereabouts. all i hear is "daddy! daddy where are you!" when i see your recent activity on SLAP. its ok SaPpy, im all good, just wanted to let you know that. now your niko belic mixed with ash ketchum lookin ass (with tha swag of a canadian wigger) can take a deep breath and relieve yourself of such anxiety. I'm too busy makin moves in real life to be pushing some persona on SLAP. it was fun while it lasted, but at the end of the day it was a distraction for me and ended up being counterproductive to ya boys long term goals. DaSk8D00D had become my own elaborate trap, despite my undeniable presence on the most popular skateboarding forum on the net.

also, contrary to popular belief, Gipper did NOT ether me. like i said, i grew tired of pushing a persona after a while and BEEN had thoughts of focusing my account for a while. truth be told the straw that broke the camel's back was when (in that same thread) i tried to check somebody on the art of war book and he countered me perfectly. at that point i realized it was time to move on so if anything, it was that nigga who ethered me, if yall wanna look at it that way.

and on that note, i leave yall one last message before i leave the mortal realm of SLAP


(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/12/article-1376107-009FF1371000044C-789_634x440.jpg)


(http://theosophical.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/resurrection2.jpg)






That's the problem

I'm not pushing a persona, you fake assed nigga.

I don't take this forum as seriously as you do.

I would never delete my account on some emotional breakdown type of shit.


You got ethered.

You have no swag.

I'm on my 2Chainz shit right now

RIDIN' ROUND I'M GETTIN' IT!





This is great when you imagine Ashton Kutcher typing it up.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: the snake on June 24, 2012, 10:58:32 AM
My last post

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ljam1DL71qcfba3o1_400.gif)

hahahah
I knew that this would finish just like that ;D
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 24, 2012, 11:27:56 AM
Yo


Strike a Pose


Bring that hula hoop girl back
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: codithou on June 24, 2012, 12:18:38 PM
Good riddance.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: HATE! on June 24, 2012, 01:12:50 PM
Who gives a shit? The real question should be "Where's Jesse?"

That question and "Where's Robley?" has been asked many times. 

And yes, more hula hoop girl.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 24, 2012, 01:22:15 PM
Strike A Pose - D00d could be a little bothersome at times, but for the most part he was an entertaining poster. You are not and please don't make the comparison. Your only contribution is the hula hoop girl. So yeah, bring her back.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexualhelon on June 24, 2012, 01:30:35 PM
I thought this thread was called "Why did D00D get tanned?"
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 24, 2012, 01:39:03 PM
More Hula Girl and less Strike a Pose!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 24, 2012, 02:24:42 PM
I found hula hoop girl. You can focus now strike a pose.
http://community.elegantangel.com/Trailers/REMYTRAILERFINAL.mov (http://community.elegantangel.com/Trailers/REMYTRAILERFINAL.mov)
There are no time stamps so move the cursor about 1/8th over.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: HATE! on June 24, 2012, 03:09:46 PM
I thought this thread was called "Why did D00D get tanned?"

Man, that's messed up.  He wasn't tanned, he was black.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 24, 2012, 03:29:27 PM
Strike A Pose - D00d could be a little bothersome at times, but for the most part he was an entertaining poster. You are not and please don't make the comparison. Your only contribution is the hula hoop girl. So yeah, bring her back.

Hahahaha.

D00D isn't here to save you now. Skinny jeans wearing type faggot!

I also think it's hilarious that he claimed that I was desperately searching for him, when he specifically created a whole new account in order to address me.

+D00D and I shared a lot of similar opinions, he just happened to think he could challenge the god. I got under his fragile psyche and he eventually cracked when Gipper successfully countered his stupidity.

So yes, I am taking credit for D00D's departure.

Peep the timeline. He started to crack as soon as he chose to side against ya boy!

I WALK IN THEN I TURN UP!

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 24, 2012, 03:41:48 PM
My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on June 24, 2012, 03:47:39 PM
Strike A Pose - D00d could be a little bothersome at times, but for the most part he was an entertaining poster. You are not and please don't make the comparison. Your only contribution is the hula hoop girl. So yeah, bring her back.

Hahahaha.

D00D isn't here to save you now. Skinny jeans wearing type faggot!

I also think it's hilarious that he claimed that I was desperately searching for him, when he specifically created a whole new account in order to address me.

+D00D and I shared a lot of similar opinions, he just happened to think he could challenge the god. I got under his fragile psyche and he eventually cracked when Gipper successfully countered his stupidity.

So yes, I am taking credit for D00D's departure.

Peep the timeline. He started to crack as soon as he chose to side against ya boy!

I WALK IN THEN I TURN UP!



dude just shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: LazyEinstein on June 24, 2012, 03:49:18 PM
At least we got rid of all the ni--

(http://www.beertripper.com/btimages/HDIA/Mr_Garrison.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: GarglesCmen on June 24, 2012, 05:21:51 PM
My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?

here you go, I even made it so you wouldn't even have to type

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling (http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: tobey on June 24, 2012, 06:04:09 PM
My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?

here you go, I even made it so you wouldn't even have to type

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling (http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling)
she is perfect
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: oyolar on June 24, 2012, 08:28:01 PM
My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?

here you go, I even made it so you wouldn't even have to type

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling (http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling)
she is perfect

Thank you so much kind sir.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: chuck d on June 24, 2012, 08:29:05 PM
Who gives a shit? The real question should be "Where's Jesse?"

That question and "Where's Robley?" has been asked many times. 
Where's Inbred Jed?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 24, 2012, 08:54:01 PM
My only concern is whos that girl in GarglesCmen signature?

here you go, I even made it so you wouldn't even have to type

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling (http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=melissa+debling)

Y she no do porn?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 24, 2012, 10:28:02 PM
] truth be told the straw that broke the camel's back was when (in that same thread) i tried to check somebody on the art of war book and he countered me perfectly. at that point i realized it was time to move on so if anything, it was that nigga who ethered me, if yall wanna look at it that way.



Wait what? I made a comment about Art of War and I think I may have written a response but then I deleted it. Fuck, I don't even know if I wrote a response. Does this mean I "ether'd" dask8d00d!?
EDIT: What I'm saying is I want credit for this. I don't want history to remember Gipper as the Chris Columbus of making dask8d00d focus and I end up being goddamn Leif Ericson.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 24, 2012, 10:38:57 PM
Strike A Pose - D00d could be a little bothersome at times, but for the most part he was an entertaining poster. You are not and please don't make the comparison. Your only contribution is the hula hoop girl. So yeah, bring her back.

Hahahaha.

D00D isn't here to save you now. Skinny jeans wearing type faggot!

I also think it's hilarious that he claimed that I was desperately searching for him, when he specifically created a whole new account in order to address me.

+D00D and I shared a lot of similar opinions, he just happened to think he could challenge the god. I got under his fragile psyche and he eventually cracked when Gipper successfully countered his stupidity.

So yes, I am taking credit for D00D's departure.

Peep the timeline. He started to crack as soon as he chose to side against ya boy!

I WALK IN THEN I TURN UP!


My pants fit pretty normal actually. And what sort of delusional rugrat are you to do more than just bullshit here? I have heard you reference yourself as 'god' and speak of your 'dominance'. A good poster just posts, they aren't a megalomaniac about what they say on a roller-board forum. That is like calling yourself cool. And that's not cool.

I need to stop feeding the troll. I don't know why I bother.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 24, 2012, 10:51:58 PM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 24, 2012, 11:16:04 PM
Hey... that hoola hoop girl.. Remy LaCroix.. damn she's fucking hot
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Chocolaterain on June 24, 2012, 11:40:00 PM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.

Big Skatefase all day
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Numeral on June 25, 2012, 01:25:20 AM
cotg is missing.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 25, 2012, 05:47:58 AM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/22/0522-2-chainz-arrested-1.jpg)

I can't even recall ever reading one of your posts until just now.

Fuck outta here.

I may not be directly responsible for the focus, but I'm the relentless undercurrent that was eating away at him until he was too weak to hang with Gipper. LOL of all fucking people.

+I'm invincible on this board. Da LeBron James of Slap!

Unlike D00D, who took every opposing opinion to heart, I truly don't give a fuck and there is nothing you can do that will cause me to throw a tantrum and delete my account out of embarrassment.

I'm already hated by most, if not all members of the forum, so why would it concern, or have an affect on me now?

The people who truly can't stand me are some of the most bitchmade little skater kids the world has ever seen, and I think it's funny.


TRU!


Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: jimi420 on June 25, 2012, 08:00:03 AM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/22/0522-2-chainz-arrested-1.jpg)

I can't even recall ever reading one of your posts until just now.

Fuck outta here.

I may not be directly responsible for the focus, but I'm the relentless undercurrent that was eating away at him until he was too weak to hang with Gipper. LOL of all fucking people.

+I'm invincible on this board. Da LeBron James of Slap!

Unlike D00D, who took every opposing opinion to heart, I truly don't give a fuck and there is nothing you can do that will cause me to throw a tantrum and delete my account out of embarrassment.

I'm already hated by most, if not all members of the forum, so why would it concern, or have an affect on me now?

The people who truly can't stand me are some of the most bitchmade little skater kids the world has ever seen, and I think it's funny.


TRU!



You really just made me feel like you're some kind of villain in some shitty movie and this came to mind. 
Bonnie Tyler I Need a Hero video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap7m1CYzS6A#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 25, 2012, 08:54:13 AM
strike a pose and sk8d00d are one in the same.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: grimcity on June 25, 2012, 09:04:00 AM
He will be missed. With COTG on hiatus and D00D gone there's no outspoken member of the black community... we need a new ambassador.

Big Skatefase all day

He's the undisputed master of the PNG file format.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: The Twilight Zone on June 25, 2012, 09:29:25 AM
ITT: Niggers
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Dark Knight on June 25, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
Who gives a shit? The real question should be "Where's Jesse?"

That question and "Where's Robley?" has been asked many times.? 


Where's gub?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Dishonest John on June 25, 2012, 01:14:03 PM
Who gives a shit? The real question should be "Where's Jesse?"

That question and "Where's Robley?" has been asked many times. 
Where's Inbred Jed?
The only question that matters
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 25, 2012, 01:59:26 PM
2 Chaaaaaaaaaainzzzzzzzzzzz is fun to yell at at random people. Seriously.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 25, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/22/0522-2-chainz-arrested-1.jpg)

I can't even recall ever reading one of your posts until just now.

Fuck outta here.

I may not be directly responsible for the focus, but I'm the relentless undercurrent that was eating away at him until he was too weak to hang with Gipper. LOL of all fucking people.

+I'm invincible on this board. Da LeBron James of Slap!

Unlike D00D, who took every opposing opinion to heart, I truly don't give a fuck and there is nothing you can do that will cause me to throw a tantrum and delete my account out of embarrassment.

I'm already hated by most, if not all members of the forum, so why would it concern, or have an affect on me now?

The people who truly can't stand me are some of the most bitchmade little skater kids the world has ever seen, and I think it's funny.


TRU!



You are not hated because your opinions cut to the heart of our bullshit or something. You aren't intuitive or witty and your opinions are not poignant. You are none of that. You are hated because you fucking suck and are annoying as hell. You are like the chihuahua that nips at the heels of slap. Please just fucking stop and just say what you have to say. Don't make any valuation of your posting abilities. Seriously, if you were to cut that shit out you would suck at least 5% less. That would be an improvement. COTG was a contrarian but at least he was entertaining. You will never fill his shoes as much as you try.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 25, 2012, 09:46:13 PM
It's great that SLAP has reached a place of cultural relevance where kids will hear about COTG in Transworld, research him online, and be like "that's the guy I want to emulate!"
At least, that's what I imagine has happened here.
In other news I just got vinegar on my shirt.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: MaryhillVibe on June 25, 2012, 09:58:01 PM
Some days I get mad at Jeremyrandall for the whole COTG transition challenge, it was the last event at the closing of a golden era. He broke him, and ironically enough I always felt that it was not through the endless delays or the fact that he tecnically failed the bet and refused to pay, it was that people were stoked for him and he couldnt hide the fact that he was stoked back. Remember the smile?

And now without COTG we are left with these sniveling little internet bad asses who can barely form paragraphs let alone origional thoughts.

Dask8d00d was a confused young man who not made for the world of SLAP, but if you look through his posts very closely you can see an amalgimation of other posters an homage of sorts. ? You find hints of Gippers long winded and agressive explanations and opinionatings at the slightest provocation, you will pick up on shades of COTG non apologetic bravado, a glimpse of the honest soul bearing in the style of posters such as Happenstance could often be found in the "real confessions" thread, but as much as any other trait and overshadowing most there was Camocans burning desire for acceptance.

Fuck mate, its the internet, if your not gonna be yourself at least pick something interesting and stick with it for christs sake (Im looking at you David schwimmer).
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: via on June 25, 2012, 10:00:20 PM
In other news I just got vinegar on my shirt.

Non-washable Fibers
Follow these steps to remove mild acid stains from Acetate, Burlap, Cotton, Fiberglass, Linen, Rayon, Silk, Triacetate:

Note: Acetate will resist mild acids such as vinegar, but cotton and linen can be destroyed or weakened.
Immediate treatment is imperative.

Thoroughly flush (the method of applying stain remover to loosen staining material and residue from stain removers) with water or club soda, taking care not to spread the stain.

Neutralize the acid to stop fabric damage and possibly restore any color change by holding the stain over an open bottle of ammonia (do not use for silk) and allowing the fumes to penetrate the fabric.

Sponging (the method of using a dampened pad to apply light strokes, moving outward from the center of the stain) with a baking soda solution also neutralizes the acid.

Flush the ammonia or baking soda from the fabric with clear water and allow to dry.

Launder washable fabrics as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: MaryhillVibe on June 25, 2012, 10:06:32 PM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/22/0522-2-chainz-arrested-1.jpg)

I can't even recall ever reading one of your posts until just now.

Fuck outta here.

I may not be directly responsible for the focus, but I'm the relentless undercurrent that was eating away at him until he was too weak to hang with Gipper. LOL of all fucking people.

+I'm invincible on this board. Da LeBron James of Slap!

Unlike D00D, who took every opposing opinion to heart, I truly don't give a fuck and there is nothing you can do that will cause me to throw a tantrum and delete my account out of embarrassment.

I'm already hated by most, if not all members of the forum, so why would it concern, or have an affect on me now?

The people who truly can't stand me are some of the most bitchmade little skater kids the world has ever seen, and I think it's funny.


TRU!





Come on breh I know you can't be THAT delusional. "The god"? NIGGA PLEASE! You're not even half as good as my former persona. See, what you fail to realize is that it is very easy to upset the over-conservative lames (roughly 40% of the population) here on SLAP. Making everyone hate you is just as easy to do as following stupid message board trends in an attempt to fit in. A truly outspoken person or great poster will have as many fans as they do haters, such as I had accomplished with DaSk8D00D. This is not personal opinion, but fact.

If you focused at this very moment nobody would care, and trust me, nobody would post a thread asking what happened to you either. This is fact.


You can point out as many "flaws" about me as you want but at the end of the day, you're still nowhere as good a poster as me. Your gif/picture game wasn't as nice as mine, you weren't nearly funny I was, I posted more entertaining media, and I was more much helpful to other posters when I felt like I could give them some insight or advice. Again, not opinion, but fact.


Your little wannabe 2 Chainz comparison is stale, seeing as how I had already made a temporary 2 chainz parody account over 2 weeks ago, and this garbage ass "Lebron James of SLAP" you are chanting is an obvious rip-off of my classic line "The Brock Lesnar of SLAP" to which I was actually comparable to. Yet again, this is all fact.

You couldn't even get close to Pal status without getting your post count cut, because you are simply just a pest. Seriously, You are among the likes of victor and Skate Troll. Don't think I forgot about that bitchmade cry for help either. "Oh victor, they cut our post counts let's form an unlikely alliance so I can cope with the saltiness!", followed by, "Please don't judge me Sk8D00D I'm just a victim of circumstance!" Fucking weak. Even victor didn't waste his time with that shit, and he watches the Berrics regularly.


All in all, all I'm trying to say is that you will never in your life get even CLOSE to ethering me. I created your whole style son, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Truth be told I am disappointed in myself for gassing you up too soon my protege, I really didn't think it'd end up like this but I guess it is what it is



(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc91/Timewalker/Posters/Kwame.jpg)

Can you guys just start PMing each other please?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 25, 2012, 10:07:09 PM
In other news I just got vinegar on my shirt.

Non-washable Fibers
Follow these steps to remove mild acid stains from Acetate, Burlap, Cotton, Fiberglass, Linen, Rayon, Silk, Triacetate:


Aww yussss

My shirt is saved

(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/chris_elwell/chris_elwell1005/chris_elwell100500090/7053763-burlap-sack-of-freshly-dug-new-potatoes-on-white-background.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 25, 2012, 10:44:18 PM
Some days I get mad at Jeremyrandall for the whole COTG transition challenge, it was the last event at the closing of a golden era. He broke him, and ironically enough I always felt that it was not through the endless delays or the fact that he tecnically failed the bet and refused to pay, it was that people were stoked for him and he couldnt hide the fact that he was stoked back. Remember the smile?

And now without COTG we are left with these sniveling little internet bad asses who can barely form paragraphs let alone origional thoughts.

Dask8d00d was a confused young man who not made for the world of SLAP, but if you look through his posts very closely you can see an amalgimation of other posters an homage of sorts. ? You find hints of Gippers long winded and agressive explanations and opinionatings at the slightest provocation, you will pick up on shades of COTG non apologetic bravado, a glimpse of the honest soul bearing in the style of posters such as Happenstance could often be found in the "real confessions" thread, but as much as any other trait and overshadowing most there was Camocans burning desire for acceptance.

Fuck mate, its the internet, if your not gonna be yourself at least pick something interesting and stick with it for christs sake (Im looking at you David schwimmer).

edit: change "was" to "is"
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: via on June 25, 2012, 10:49:23 PM
In other news I just got vinegar on my shirt.

Non-washable Fibers
Follow these steps to remove mild acid stains from Acetate, Burlap, Cotton, Fiberglass, Linen, Rayon, Silk, Triacetate:


Aww yussss

My shirt is saved

(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/chris_elwell/chris_elwell1005/chris_elwell100500090/7053763-burlap-sack-of-freshly-dug-new-potatoes-on-white-background.jpg)

Keep that sack clean, player
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: smokecrack on June 26, 2012, 12:37:04 AM
Strike A Pose

If you want to take credit for that shit, we have a problem. I have very few good things in my life and I need this. I will ether you.

(http://emergency-pants.net/media/uploads/2011/05/morton_ether_18461.jpg)

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/05/22/0522-2-chainz-arrested-1.jpg)

I can't even recall ever reading one of your posts until just now.

Fuck outta here.

I may not be directly responsible for the focus, but I'm the relentless undercurrent that was eating away at him until he was too weak to hang with Gipper. LOL of all fucking people.

+I'm invincible on this board. Da LeBron James of Slap!

Unlike D00D, who took every opposing opinion to heart, I truly don't give a fuck and there is nothing you can do that will cause me to throw a tantrum and delete my account out of embarrassment.

I'm already hated by most, if not all members of the forum, so why would it concern, or have an affect on me now?

The people who truly can't stand me are some of the most bitchmade little skater kids the world has ever seen, and I think it's funny.


TRU!





Come on breh I know you can't be THAT delusional. "The god"? NIGGA PLEASE! You're not even half as good as my former persona. See, what you fail to realize is that it is very easy to upset the over-conservative lames (roughly 40% of the population) here on SLAP. Making everyone hate you is just as easy to do as following stupid message board trends in an attempt to fit in. A truly outspoken person or great poster will have as many fans as they do haters, such as I had accomplished with DaSk8D00D. This is not personal opinion, but fact.

If you focused at this very moment nobody would care, and trust me, nobody would post a thread asking what happened to you either. This is fact.


You can point out as many "flaws" about me as you want but at the end of the day, you're still nowhere as good a poster as me. Your gif/picture game wasn't as nice as mine, you weren't nearly funny I was, I posted more entertaining media, and I was more much helpful to other posters when I felt like I could give them some insight or advice. Again, not opinion, but fact.


Your little wannabe 2 Chainz comparison is stale, seeing as how I had already made a temporary 2 chainz parody account over 2 weeks ago, and this garbage ass "Lebron James of SLAP" you are chanting is an obvious rip-off of my classic line "The Brock Lesnar of SLAP" to which I was actually comparable to. Yet again, this is all fact.

You couldn't even get close to Pal status without getting your post count cut, because you are simply just a pest. Seriously, You are among the likes of victor and Skate Troll. Don't think I forgot about that bitchmade cry for help either. "Oh victor, they cut our post counts let's form an unlikely alliance so I can cope with the saltiness!", followed by, "Please don't judge me Sk8D00D I'm just a victim of circumstance!" Fucking weak. Even victor didn't waste his time with that shit, and he watches the Berrics regularly.


All in all, all I'm trying to say is that you will never in your life get even CLOSE to ethering me. I created your whole style son, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Truth be told I am disappointed in myself for gassing you up too soon my protege, I really didn't think it'd end up like this but I guess it is what it is



(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc91/Timewalker/Posters/Kwame.jpg)

Can you guys just start PMing each other please?

seriously.

D00D, you're on some total fuckboy shit writing novels of affection for posters like Strike A Pose & victor.

stick to your word, stop creating new accounts and shut the fuck up already.

you're making it obvious that your reputation on this skate forum means way too much to you.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: tough omelette on June 26, 2012, 03:30:25 AM
d00d...
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 26, 2012, 05:49:32 AM
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/05/2-chainz-1.jpg)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This faggot made ANOTHER ACCOUNT WITH THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE TO ANSWER ME!



ME!


I'M DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EXPOSING THIS FUCKBOY'S FRAGILE PSYCHE LOOOOOOL


You LOST!

IT'S OVER!


HAHAHAHA

STOP POSTING!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 26, 2012, 06:36:53 AM
I took that as more of my own creative writing assignment if anything. Honestly, I just like to formulate solid (and funny) arguments and after lurking a bit I picked my spot here in this thread. What can I say? I had the ammo for it. But forreal tho, I've read 3 books, written multiple songs and have recorded hours worth of freestyles in the past 4-5 days alone. I'm on my grind so I can indulge in some extracurricular SLAP posting at 1 AM whenever I can't sleep. If you're gonna get mad about it just ignore me. Shit, why are you mad anyway? What did y'all come into this thread expecting to happen? To my mans Kwame Brown, get off them bath salts my nigga. You still not fuckin wit me and I have much bigger plans for this account than simply responding to your posts.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fGTO5wWAg8k/TymHj_U_IXI/AAAAAAAACvg/envfqzMNjNA/s1600/2chainz.png)

"LAME NIGGA BE QUIET!"

Writing essays on a forum after announcing that you are never posting again on said forum.

YOU LOST!

This is what people in the industry refer to as DAMAGE CONTROL!

TOO LATE!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: waltercronkite on June 26, 2012, 10:49:55 AM
i already posted this in the cotg appreciation thread but....

cotg vs dood

(http://i45.tinypic.com/xdcxgw.jpg)

strike a pose you can be Raef Lafrentz
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Perro Mojado on June 26, 2012, 10:58:20 AM
I took that as more of my own creative writing assignment if anything. Honestly, I just like to formulate solid (and funny) arguments and after lurking a bit I picked my spot here in this thread. What can I say? I had the ammo for it. But forreal tho, I've read 3 books, written multiple songs and have recorded hours worth of freestyles in the past 4-5 days alone. I'm on my grind so I can indulge in some extracurricular SLAP posting at 1 AM whenever I can't sleep. If you're gonna get mad about it just ignore me. Shit, why are you mad anyway? What did y'all come into this thread expecting to happen? To my mans Kwame Brown, get off them bath salts my nigga. You still not fuckin wit me and I have much bigger plans for this account than simply responding to your posts. I'm gonna chill though, y'all gettin too excited over the "iPhone in the car" time that I give you.


damns you been motivated, must be that lsd. read this book: http://www.thinkorbeeaten.com/theknoll/rr/Acid%20Dreams%20-%20The%20Complete%20Social%20History%20of%20LSD,%20The%20CIA,%20the%20Sixties%20and%20Beyond.pdf (http://www.thinkorbeeaten.com/theknoll/rr/Acid%20Dreams%20-%20The%20Complete%20Social%20History%20of%20LSD,%20The%20CIA,%20the%20Sixties%20and%20Beyond.pdf) 

its called acid dreams
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 26, 2012, 11:00:57 AM
D00D is the Russel Westbrook of slap.

Shot himself right out of the game.


I don't settle for jumpers! I go hard on the net!

I already got my ring! They still can't stand to see me take the trophy!

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: via on June 26, 2012, 11:27:51 AM
D00D is the Russel Westbrook of slap.

Shot himself right out of the game.


I don't settle for jumpers! I go hard on the net!

I already got my ring! They still can't stand to see me take the trophy!



(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Eli_Porter_Portrait_by_VegasMike.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: oldeath on June 26, 2012, 12:54:26 PM
D00D is the Russel Westbrook of slap.

Shot himself right out of the game.


I don't settle for jumpers! I go hard on the net!

I already got my ring! They still can't stand to see me take the trophy!


(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vanilla-ice-white-rapper.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 26, 2012, 01:48:23 PM
Strike a Pose, if you are the 'anything' of slap, it is the 'annoying-guy-that-tries-to-sell-me-his-cd-on-my-way-to-work'  of slap.

(http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/01/23/news/photos_stories/Cropped/cd_hawkers--300x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ice nine on June 26, 2012, 02:10:38 PM
Its like they are battling for who is slighty less terrible than the other.Why do you guys care so much about being better than eachother?do u call handicapped children 'faggots' strike a pose?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: waltercronkite on June 26, 2012, 03:09:28 PM
Its like they are battling for who is slighty less terrible than the other.Why do you guys care so much about being better than eachother?do u call handicapped children 'faggots' strike a pose?

only if they are in fact acting like faggots

(http://i45.tinypic.com/18bqj9.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: friendly dave on June 26, 2012, 04:57:06 PM
NERRRRRDDDDDD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 26, 2012, 05:04:48 PM
I couldn't get through that bullshit of an essay D00d posted..

We have his name and city. Can someone just contact his friends or whatever through facebook and show them how much of a weird-ass he is?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: FART BOY on June 26, 2012, 05:08:37 PM
Victor, just shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 26, 2012, 05:10:35 PM
I find it hilarious that Young SaP's ego boost of the year came from the false belief of "getting to me". Let me better clarify my intentions when I focused DaSk8D00D, because it seems like many of you guys didn't quite understand what I was doing.

As you know, my final post in the bump when high thread was a gif of the drive-by scene in Jay-Z's 99 Problems video. After it was first released, during an interview on MTV News Jay was cited as saying that the scene was supposed to symbolize the death of Jay-Z and the rebirth of Sean Carter. Hence, the death of Sk8D00D and the rebirth of Will Easley. I tried to further clarify this with the 2 pictures of Jesus in my "g0st of sk8d00d" response. My persona had been battered and beaten, left to be scrutinized (crucified) by my haters on SLAP. This was proven with all the negative feedback for DaSk8D00D after realizing I had focused. Three days later (more or less) I had returned. Refocused with different intentions.


I already know all the naysayers are sitting here like "Nah Will, you're just being defensive and insecure writing all these long posts blah blah blah". You are wrong.


Actually, I am practicing the skill of taking whatever thoughts I have in my head and turning them into an articulate piece of writing. Something I see as useful towards my long-term goals. I may not be fully there yet, but practice makes perfect. Some writers choose to write reports, essays, and the like but I'd rather write something that can possibly seen as entertaining or insightful to a community full of diverse demographics. Plus, it's easy to come up with something humorous when you have delusional clowns like Young SaP trying to claim that they're the reason why you've decided to evolve yourself. I called DaSk8D00D an elaborate trap for a reason. I didn't like going from one thread being some sarcastic name-caller (even if it was just in good fun), to trying to help somebody with their life problems in another. It wasn't congruent to me and I grew tired of it.

The past couple of weeks and in some ways, the unpredictable events within my personal life during the past few months have caused me to refocus myself and to think at a higher level than before, as well as a few daily lifestyle changes that came along with that mentality. Why do you care? You probably don't, but I felt like mentioning it. Aside from the exclusive news and the sales thread, I now look at SLAP as an opportunity hone certain skills, as opposed to the playground that I had once used it as before.

To all my fellow SLAP Pals, Cheers my nigga, the name's Will Easley. Fuck wit me! To you hatin ass lames that wanna doubt me and try to shut me down with tha thirst every chance you get, yall irrelevant as fuck to me. After this post, I don't respond to bullshit anymore.

All that being said, Young SaP will never have the charisma that I do no matter how hard he bites my style, looks like a female hitmonchan with shaggy hair, and became a Lebron James dickrider only after they had matched up with the Thunder. He is a lame. This is fact.


Please do.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on June 26, 2012, 05:22:52 PM
strike a pose is definitely the ginger kid with no siblings who lives across the street and always wants to play nintendo eventhough he's a few years younger, but you feel sorry for him so you say yes.  After a few games of smash bruh you get tired of his constant commentary about popular music, faggoty nba players, and all his haters and the various ways he deals with them.  When you tell him to leave he tosses that greasy red ponytail behind his neck and tries to give you a bj.  You kick him out of your house, before you can close the door he says see ya tomorrow.  As he walks back to his house he speaks under his breath about haters and 50 cent and how jealous his stupid neighbor is and how good lebron's dick tip probably smells. At least this sk8dood guy seems to be mildly entertaining
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: LazyEinstein on June 26, 2012, 05:31:26 PM
ITT: Niggers
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 26, 2012, 06:34:01 PM
I liked dask8dood. He was always good for a funny reaction to just about anything I said. He could snap back to most people about anything, but was super bummed out when I kept making up stories claiming that he sodomized me. I don't understand how I am responsible for him focusing, but am willing to take credit and put it as another name on my long list of focuses. Menendez is still my crowning achievement though.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 26, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
(http://www.cavsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lebron-james-248x300.jpg)

I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the excessive insecurity that William has demonstrated in this thread.

He's just a young kid with no real life experience coming fresh out of high school, trying to talk the talk be he has yet to start walking!

+Practicing your writing skills? on Slap? hahahaha. Stop it, fool. For what? your shitty cliched raps?

Your forum persona (and real life ego) have been completely and utterly crushed.

You panicked and decided to leave, never left in the first place, couldn't handle the criticisms thrown at you, and now you are desperately reaching for a reason justify your return/


You fucking lost. You threw in the towel. You can't just forfeit the fight and then try to get back into the ring


Your life must suck.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: kilgore. on June 26, 2012, 08:39:42 PM
Neil Young - Lotta Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELakJxPiieU#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 26, 2012, 08:40:40 PM
Hey guys here's a picture of basketball. It somehow adds context to my post.

(http://vweb.youth.cn/cms/2006/2006news/ayywb/headlines/200808/W020080813353625993653.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 26, 2012, 08:44:24 PM
I find it hilarious that Young SaP's ego boost of the year came from the false belief of "getting to me". Let me better clarify my intentions when I focused DaSk8D00D, because it seems like many of you guys didn't quite understand what I was doing.

As you know, my final post in the bump when high thread was a gif of the drive-by scene in Jay-Z's 99 Problems video. After it was first released, during an interview on MTV News Jay was cited as saying that the scene was supposed to symbolize the death of Jay-Z and the rebirth of Sean Carter. Hence, the death of Sk8D00D and the rebirth of Will Easley. I tried to further clarify this with the 2 pictures of Jesus in my "g0st of sk8d00d" response. My persona had been battered and beaten, left to be scrutinized (crucified) by my haters on SLAP. This was proven with all the negative feedback for DaSk8D00D after realizing I had focused. Three days later (more or less) I had returned. Refocused with different intentions.


I already know all the naysayers are sitting here like "Nah Will, you're just being defensive and insecure writing all these long posts blah blah blah". You are wrong.


Actually, I am practicing the skill of taking whatever thoughts I have in my head and turning them into an articulate piece of writing. Something I see as useful towards my long-term goals. I may not be fully there yet, but practice makes perfect. Some writers choose to write reports, essays, and the like but I'd rather write something that can possibly seen as entertaining or insightful to a community full of diverse demographics. Plus, it's easy to come up with something humorous when you have delusional clowns like Young SaP trying to claim that they're the reason why you've decided to evolve yourself. I called DaSk8D00D an elaborate trap for a reason. I didn't like going from one thread being some sarcastic name-caller (even if it was just in good fun), to trying to help somebody with their life problems in another. It wasn't congruent to me and I grew tired of it.

The past couple of weeks and in some ways, the unpredictable events within my personal life during the past few months have caused me to refocus myself and to think at a higher level than before, as well as a few daily lifestyle changes that came along with that mentality. Why do you care? You probably don't, but I felt like mentioning it. Aside from the exclusive news and the sales thread, I now look at SLAP as an opportunity hone certain skills, as opposed to the playground that I had once used it as before.

To all my fellow SLAP Pals, Cheers my nigga, the name's Will Easley. Fuck wit me! To you hatin ass lames that wanna doubt me and try to shut me down with tha thirst every chance you get, yall irrelevant as fuck to me. Outside of this thread, I don't respond to bullshit anymore.

All that being said, Young SaP will never have the charisma that I do no matter how hard he bites my style, looks like a female hitmonchan with shaggy hair, and became a Lebron James dickrider only after they had matched up with the Thunder. He is a lame. This is fact.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P2OBW19lVnI/Txj1cDfywUI/AAAAAAAACF0/A1smEdp3Xb8/s1600/gatsby%2B2.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P2OBW19lVnI/Txj1cDfywUI/AAAAAAAACF0/A1smEdp3Xb8/s1600/gatsby%2B2.jpg)

When I was looking for this photo, I discovered Dicaprio is starring in a remake of Gatsby. Hell yeah.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: heckler on June 26, 2012, 08:51:31 PM
SaP: the Jason Ellis of SLAP.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 26, 2012, 09:46:49 PM
Strike a pose, stop piling on you fucking dork.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 26, 2012, 10:10:23 PM
SaP: the Jason Ellis of SLAP.
Who's Strike a Pose?
I liked Sk8D00D better.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: chuck d on June 27, 2012, 12:44:01 AM
You can point out as many "flaws" about me as you want but at the end of the day, you're still nowhere as good a poster as me. Your gif/picture game wasn't as nice as mine, you weren't nearly funny I was, I posted more entertaining media, and I was more much helpful to other posters when I felt like I could give them some insight or advice. Again, not opinion, but fact.
Almost sig'd, but just can't.  Would like to have that on a shirt or something though.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 27, 2012, 05:46:21 AM
I'm not gonna lie, these posts have worked better than expected.
Aside from the fact that Young SaP has yet to debunk the statements in my initial response, the seeds of my victory have already been planted.


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4140/4803561433_b0af965b88.jpg)


Still posting! All because you want to prove to the rest of the forum that I wasn't completely responsible for everything that has happened here.

GIVE IT UP!

YOU LOST~!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: crackrazor on June 27, 2012, 06:22:03 AM
I'm not gonna lie, these posts have worked better than expected.
Aside from the fact that Young SaP has yet to debunk the statements in my initial response, the seeds of my victory have already been planted.


(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4140/4803561433_b0af965b88.jpg)


Is that from Jade Empire?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 27, 2012, 06:41:03 AM
LOL, you keep on thinking that my young protege. You still have much to learn

/iPhone in the car time

(http://[url=http://cdn.hotnewsonglyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Gucci-Mane-Ft.-2-Chainz-Okay-With-Me-Lyrics.jpg]http://cdn.hotnewsonglyrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Gucci-Mane-Ft.-2-Chainz-Okay-With-Me-Lyrics.jpg[/url])

Where's your sea bass?

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 27, 2012, 11:01:50 AM
I never thought I'd see the day where dudes would be posting about how pretty their posts were or how tight their image game was or how their not so fake account had been played out theatrically for sheer entertainment value. It's like siskel and ebert directed a movie and gave it two dicks way up, touching at the tip in fact.

Face it there are only two ways to settle this. Old School Rules: rap battle or YouTube dance off.

Strike a pose you're up first.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 27, 2012, 12:45:43 PM
LOL I SWEAR this nigga don't wanna see me Ina rap battle! Ask victor how that went for him

You know, I actually do spit, and I'd roast you easy.

I wouldn't even waste my time.

Your flawed and limited bars are primitive!!!!!!

Fake assed Drake and shit.

WALK IN AND I TURN UP!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 27, 2012, 01:33:52 PM
Good, so you have no excuses.

Don't be a scared ass little bitch, if you wanna claim the accomplishment of ethering dask8d00d you better put your money where your mouth is. Read my edited post above for the stipulations. This is the only way to settle such conflict. It's perfect. Get off that bitch shit win your "oh I'm too good it's not worth my time" because that's the easiest most bitchmade wannabe rapper excuse in the book. Put up or shut up lil nigga, you know you don't want it!

LOL

Still desperately trying to prove yourself to the people of the forum, I see.

You suck. Get mad.

Nothing you say has any affect on me, and I couldn't care less.

Focus on improving your weak assed music instead of picking fights with superior opponents.

The only way to settle such a conflict? HAHA Conflict? Stop catching feelings, William.

You already focused your shit.......TWICE.

Emotional pussy shit.


Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 27, 2012, 01:50:50 PM
This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Omamori on June 27, 2012, 01:54:50 PM
Will Easley, you take Slap too seriously.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 27, 2012, 02:04:32 PM
strike a pose looking like a straight bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: floop on June 27, 2012, 02:05:23 PM
it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 27, 2012, 02:23:23 PM
I say the dudes at the Slap headquarters pays for one of yall to meet up with the other to brawl while someone from Slap films it and puts the results on the front page. Hell it could even be a three part series. First video Dood sits down and is interviewed about what his beef with SaP is, second part SaP is interviewed about his beef with Dood and in the final video yall throw down. It's the only way to settle such a conflict.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Archie Bunker on June 27, 2012, 02:33:09 PM
comeon now, lets get shit poppin.  stream it live on ustream and strike a pose can wear a ski mask on some goon shit if he wants
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: grimcity on June 27, 2012, 02:34:46 PM
I say the dudes at the Slap headquarters pays for one of yall to meet up with the other to brawl while someone from Slap films it and puts the results on the front page. Hell it could even be a three part series. First video Dood sits down and is interviewed about what his beef with SaP is, second part SaP is interviewed about his beef with Dood and in the final video yall throw down. It's the only way to settle such a conflict.
...that would be sick, just no Alex Klein.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: via on June 27, 2012, 02:39:59 PM
it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome

Nah... The fact that two children are taking a skateboarding forum this seriously is already an overload of second hand embarrassment.

It couldn't get any worse. Could it?

I refuse to believe it.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ttching! on June 27, 2012, 02:46:47 PM
I say the dudes at the Slap headquarters pays for one of yall to meet up with the other to brawl while someone from Slap films it and puts the results on the front page. Hell it could even be a three part series. First video Dood sits down and is interviewed about what his beef with SaP is, second part SaP is interviewed about his beef with Dood and in the final video yall throw down. It's the only way to settle such a conflict.
...that would be sick, just no Alex Klein.

I have to disagree...With them both being poseurs who are maintaining retarded 'message board personas', a blown production where the point is 36,000 feet above everyone's head is clearly way to go.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: via on June 27, 2012, 02:52:22 PM
I say the dudes at the Slap headquarters pays for one of yall to meet up with the other to brawl while someone from Slap films it and puts the results on the front page. Hell it could even be a three part series. First video Dood sits down and is interviewed about what his beef with SaP is, second part SaP is interviewed about his beef with Dood and in the final video yall throw down. It's the only way to settle such a conflict.
...that would be sick, just no Alex Klein.

I have to disagree...With them both being poseurs who are maintaining retarded 'message board personas', a blown production where the point is 36,000 feet above everyone's head is clearly way to go.

Plus, the high school drama is already there. He wouldn't have to manifest it.

He could have an immunity challenge to see who can open their locker the fastest, and the loser gets a wedgie before the fight starts.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: tough omelette on June 27, 2012, 02:55:05 PM
chris cole kid can be special guest referee.

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00433/foley1_280_433826a.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 27, 2012, 03:05:31 PM
Loving' the loser leaves town stipulation.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexonthebeach on June 27, 2012, 03:16:00 PM
skatedood and sap are just two softies trying to prove whos more gangster. Reading this thread is like watching these two dudes fight,
YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgN56zrDi4c&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dretard%2Bfight%26oq%3Dretard%2Bfight%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3Dg4%26aql%3D%26gs_l%3Dyoutube-reduced.3..0l4.2720.5370.0.5810.12.9.0.3.3.1.247.1132.4j2j3.9.0...0.0.E7zvyY4y-Xs&has_verified=1#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexonthebeach on June 27, 2012, 03:30:34 PM
You and Sap are an extremely strange people, I mean who spends HOURS writing rap songs that no one gives a shit about, get a life guys or just go skate.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/20091097.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: smokecrack on June 27, 2012, 03:36:13 PM
skatedood and sap are just two softies trying to prove whos more gangster. Reading this thread is like watching these two dudes fight,
YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgN56zrDi4c&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dretard%2Bfight%26oq%3Dretard%2Bfight%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3Dg4%26aql%3D%26gs_l%3Dyoutube-reduced.3..0l4.2720.5370.0.5810.12.9.0.3.3.1.247.1132.4j2j3.9.0...0.0.E7zvyY4y-Xs&has_verified=1#)

after the rap battle was suggested, its more like this


(http://dc427.4shared.com/img/pxs8xUqx/s3/wwe-raw-20111122011630081.gif)

yup. you guys are a couple of pussies squabbling.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 27, 2012, 04:00:43 PM
You and Sap are an extremely strange people, I mean who spends HOURS writing rap songs that no one gives a shit about, get a life guys or just go skate.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/20091097.jpg)

Is this the first time skateboarding has even been mentioned in this thread? 

All this time developing online personas is quite taxing. 

Rap game, gif game, basketball game, flame game, jerking yourself and your ego off simultaneously game, blame game, gay, gay, gay game. 

Not a single mention of their skate game.  You fools skateboard?

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Tale Crab on June 27, 2012, 04:03:52 PM
one of the most anticipated SLAP battles in recent history

The only anticipation is built around seeing you two wrestle off a cliff, never to be seen again.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexonthebeach on June 27, 2012, 04:06:59 PM
I don't even rap but I bet I could take you bar for bar, here goes.

Shut the fuck up, yo yo, you babbling buffoon yo yo and stop trying to act "Hard" nigga. You are not an entertainer you are a looser with too much time on his hands ya feel and nothing to do with himself brat brat, just go to sleep dude skeet.
Hows that for a rap pretty good huh? I know bar for bar I'm unbeatable ya dig breah?
Get the fuck out of here rap is for children grow the fuck up dude.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: brent on June 27, 2012, 04:08:03 PM
(http://www.otbva.com/o/customavatars/upload/avatar5261_36.gif)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 27, 2012, 04:50:32 PM
I don't even rap but I bet I could take you bar for bar, here goes.

Shut the fuck up, yo yo, you babbling buffoon yo yo and stop trying to act "Hard" nigga. You are not an entertainer you are a looser with too much time on his hands ya feel and nothing to do with himself brat brat, just go to sleep dude skeet.
Hows that for a rap pretty good huh? I know bar for bar I'm unbeatable ya dig breah?
Get the fuck out of here rap is for children grow the fuck up dude.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexonthebeach on June 27, 2012, 04:55:15 PM
The irony is killing me
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on June 27, 2012, 05:03:41 PM
I don't even rap but I bet I could take you bar for bar, here goes.

Shut the fuck up, yo yo, you babbling buffoon yo yo and stop trying to act "Hard" nigga. You are not an entertainer you are a looser with too much time on his hands ya feel and nothing to do with himself brat brat, just go to sleep dude skeet.
Hows that for a rap pretty good huh? I know bar for bar I'm unbeatable ya dig breah?
Get the fuck out of here rap is for children grow the fuck up dude.


gayer than will, cooler than sap
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: MaryhillVibe on June 27, 2012, 05:11:50 PM
Why are neither of you fucking clowns typing verses yet?

Stop talking about how skared your opponent is and get it going. There is barely a shred of respect left for either of you after this complete and utter farce of a thread, so really what else do you have to loose?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: thugnificent on June 27, 2012, 06:13:16 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/nying7.jpg)

isnt this strike a pose?


























(http://57thave.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/2-chainz-center-stage.png)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: blankbutbranded on June 27, 2012, 07:45:18 PM
Nobody knows how poserignifiants you cowards can get on the SLAPPE.

but on the 4 wheels,i can't see any type of good hood battles in heere for homebwayes.

dipsette

kiss disk

-W. Halla

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 27, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
It's nice reading all of this to Barry Manilow in the background.
Barry Manilow - Can't Smile Without You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSYPnllFx8#)
(http://mmusicmag.com/m/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/BARRY-MANILOW-Q-and-A-JULY-AUGUST-2011.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 27, 2012, 11:00:49 PM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: friendly dave on June 28, 2012, 12:20:06 AM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.

I'm praying Rawb, Vov, or C-Hanz will step in and shut this thread down.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: MuchasGracias on June 28, 2012, 12:30:09 AM
Nawww, my internet was down and I didn't get to witness his departure....






...... YAY!  ;D
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Chocolaterain on June 28, 2012, 04:10:04 AM
Guys even D00D was in a rap battle, your here trash talking him and you won't even man up to something he did.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 28, 2012, 04:28:14 AM
Nobody knows how poserignifiants you cowards can get on the SLAPPE.

but on the 4 wheels,i can't see any type of good hood battles in heere for homebwayes.

dipsette

kiss disk

-W. Halla



quoted for truth
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
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Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 28, 2012, 07:28:36 AM
I feel like I'm standing atop the great wall, and William is desperately trying to scale the blockade.


So feisty and anxious, steady authoring NOVELS all because you caught feelings over the internet and couldn't handle the disrespectful comments that followed your departure

The epitome of weakness!

My presence has consumed your spirit. I can picture you nervously scribbling rhymes down at work while thinking about me all throughout the day and shit lol.

Fuckboy!

Just remember that you initially came at me on some shit. I was always neutral towards you. You couldn't handle my opinions (after sending me a personal message that complimented my posting technique) and decided to lash out.

+Let us not forget that I was on Slap before you were. I should be the one claiming that you were SWAG JACKIN' my style on some SHARK SHIT! But no, we are not similar. You are an emotional TEENAGER with a fierce napoleon complex, and I should have simply ignored your hormonal(virginal) mood swings, but I'm 2deep in tha game!

This entire back and forth is lame enough.

You really think I'm about to rap battle you over some Slap forum drama?

HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Keep dreamin'!


Yeah Dats Me - Live from the Underground - Big K.R.I.T. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jIw0V-U2Qo#ws)

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2012, 07:41:30 AM
^scared.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: HATE! on June 28, 2012, 08:13:04 AM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.

I'm praying Rawb, Vov, or C-Hanz will step in and shut this thread down.

Does anyone remember Beans?  That dude was always posting his internet raps and talking about "multis".
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: baconeggandcheese on June 28, 2012, 08:37:48 AM
I feel like I'm standing atop the great wall, and William is desperately trying to scale the blockade.


So feisty and anxious, steady authoring NOVELS all because you caught feelings over the internet and couldn't handle the disrespectful comments that followed your departure

The epitome of weakness!

My presence has consumed your spirit. I can picture you nervously scribbling rhymes down at work while thinking about me all throughout the day and shit lol.

Fuckboy!

Just remember that you initially came at me on some shit. I was always neutral towards you. You couldn't handle my opinions (after sending me a personal message that complimented my posting technique) and decided to lash out.

+Let us not forget that I was on Slap before you were. I should be the one claiming that you were SWAG JACKIN' my style on some SHARK SHIT! But no, we are not similar. You are an emotional TEENAGER with a fierce napoleon complex, and I should have simply ignored your hormonal(virginal) mood swings, but I'm 2deep in tha game!

This entire back and forth is lame enough.

You really think I'm about to rap battle you over some Slap forum drama?

HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Keep dreamin'!


Yeah Dats Me - Live from the Underground - Big K.R.I.T. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jIw0V-U2Qo#ws)



This shit is getting to be too much.

Oh, and SAP is clearly scared.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: PFIASB. on June 28, 2012, 09:51:18 AM
"yo yo yo.. yo yo yo yo"
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: chuck d on June 28, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.

I'm praying Rawb, Vov, or C-Hanz will step in and shut this thread down.

Does anyone remember Beans?� That dude was always posting his internet raps and talking about "multis".
Wasn't he supposed to meet up with someone on here and fight them because of some Slap-battle beef?  And then someone suggested that Knox Godoy should go and draw the action in his stick figure style.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: HATE! on June 28, 2012, 10:25:36 AM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.

I'm praying Rawb, Vov, or C-Hanz will step in and shut this thread down.

Does anyone remember Beans?� That dude was always posting his internet raps and talking about "multis".
Wasn't he supposed to meet up with someone on here and fight them because of some Slap-battle beef?  And then someone suggested that Knox Godoy should go and draw the action in his stick figure style.

YES!  I totally forgot about the Knox Godoy part though!  I thought Beans had some weird living situation too, but that might have been someone else.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 28, 2012, 10:48:44 AM
Something funny that I figured was worth noting: I was ignored by 7 members before this thread was made. That number has dropped to 3.

People must be interested in all of this controversy.

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 28, 2012, 11:02:18 AM
Oh boy. This thread just went full retard.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 28, 2012, 11:20:36 AM
The Kohls sale rack be on point sometimes tho.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Mundungus on June 28, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
The Kohls sale rack be on point sometimes tho.

Oh that Ross tho....
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 28, 2012, 11:53:47 AM
I feel like everybody is bullshitting about how Ross always has decent skate shoes. Everytime I go there all I see is running shoes, boots, and fila kicks. The only skate shoes I ever remember seeing is a pair of era rip off Vox and some old Carroll Lakais. I don't know, maybe my Ross is just garbage.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ttching! on June 28, 2012, 11:57:41 AM
Something funny that I figured was worth noting: I was ignored by 7 members before this thread was made. That number has dropped to 3.

People must be interested in all of this controversy.

People instinctually slow down and look at car crashes to see if they can see any dead or wounded bodies. You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.

Rap battle or focus...Maybe just focus, actually.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 28, 2012, 12:04:13 PM
Something funny that I figured was worth noting: I was ignored by 7 members before this thread was made. That number has dropped to 3.

People must be interested in all of this controversy.

People instinctually slow down and look at car crashes to see if they can see any dead or wounded bodies. You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.

Rap battle or focus...Maybe just focus, actually.

More literary prowess than both those dudes combined with that right there
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2012, 02:30:47 PM
strike a pose, you have 12 hours to respond or focus.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Mundungus on June 28, 2012, 02:40:54 PM
strike a pose, you have 12 hours to respond or focus.

An Ultimatum! and a reasonable one, you're still ignored by me Strike A Pose so I won't get to see your weak ass response even if you do grow some balls..
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: kamltoe on June 28, 2012, 02:58:13 PM
holy shit. i can't believe i missed this. i just read the whole thread and even though will was posting some fucking dissertations, they made sense to me. i think that jay gif and the jesus allegory just went over cats heads a bit, but it was tight. also, strike a pose and his little posse of hershey squirts (vic, camocan) are all like fucking oompa loompas shouting at the gates of winterfell and no amount of 2chains jpg's can change that. especially when you're too scared to run them bars.

*make no mistake, SAP, you were a bitchmade pest way before this thread. it's just on a billboard now.

**also, SLAPMB's is fucking serious business. :P

k
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Jumping Beans on June 28, 2012, 03:07:32 PM
I keep checking this thread in hopes that it's been derailed to an interesting topic, and in disbelief that two or three dudes have been bitching at each other for six pages.  "iPhone in the car time" or not.. Easley and SAP are fucking losers.  As a big loser myself, I would know..  But I'm not so pathetic that I have online enemies. 
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on June 28, 2012, 03:38:29 PM
I actually didn't want to reply to this thread, but it's filled with so many misconceptions and timing that I felt compelled to.

First off, leetgeek you're a fucking tom. White people don't dislike you because of stereotypes, they dislike because/don't  respect you because you're black(and in your case a tom, so you get even less respect)

Secondly, I still see jimi is the biggest tom on here. I wish you would go watch Malcolm X or read a book or something. Living in a small town should make you the least likely to be a tom because I know you get called nigger on a daily basis.
Now to address this clown maryhillville or whatever the fuck his name is. You idiot do you really think any of you Clowns could break? This shows how dumb you dudes are, and how much you guys want to see a confident black dude"broken" that you'll start reaching for shit that isn't even there. Also, I tried to pay dude like 3 times. So, again you're speaking on shit you couldn't have the slightest clue about.

Happenstance is still an idiot also labeling me a so called "contrarian". This is what's wrong with you fucking clowns that post here. There's no possible way someone can a true opinion that hasn't been manufactured by skate industry faggots. Especially a black dude, "There's no possible way he thought of that himself.  Black people can't think!. He's just being contrary" .fucking idiot. You dudes are just mad that I cook you anytime you spew bullshit

Now to the actual topic at hand. Sk8dood there's no reason to continue addressing this dude. He's a clown. Also, something I've learned if you're black there's really no reason to argue with white people. You can't win. No matter how much you cook these dudes, their whiteness is going to overthrow logic, because they feel it's no possible way they can be getting intellectually demoralized by a black dude. All that shit they see on TV and that their parents tell them really fuck there brqins
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Mundungus on June 28, 2012, 03:44:35 PM
Hahahahaha woooooo!

the fact that Cotg has Dood's back so hard is fucking sick
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on June 28, 2012, 03:45:18 PM
I' m posting from my phone so excuse any errors. Also leetgeek I think I read somewhere you let one of you white friends call you a bigger after landing a trick. You're truly lost
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 28, 2012, 03:55:25 PM
I' m posting from my phone so excuse any errors. Also leetgeek I think I read somewhere you let one of you white friends call you a bigger after landing a trick. You're truly lost
(http://nephos.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kneeling_in_prayer.jpg)
Sweet merciful god. CotG is back and all it took was the sacrifice of d00d.

And SaP and d00d, both cannot live, one must parish.

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: oldeath on June 28, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
I' m posting from my phone so excuse any errors. Also leetgeek I think I read somewhere you let one of you white friends call you a bigger after landing a trick. You're truly lost
(http://nephos.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kneeling_in_prayer.jpg)
Sweet merciful god. CotG is back and all it took was the sacrifice of d00d.

And SaP and d00d, both cannot live, one must parish.


Rather see SaP parish, if d00d just chills out he will be ok
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: smokecrack on June 28, 2012, 04:11:23 PM
hahahaha, i love Uncle Toms
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: chuck d on June 28, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Jesus Christ, somebody spit some rhymes or shut the fuck up and focus.

I'm praying Rawb, Vov, or C-Hanz will step in and shut this thread down.

Does anyone remember Beans?� That dude was always posting his internet raps and talking about "multis".
Wasn't he supposed to meet up with someone on here and fight them because of some Slap-battle beef?  And then someone suggested that Knox Godoy should go and draw the action in his stick figure style.

YES!  I totally forgot about the Knox Godoy part though!  I thought Beans had some weird living situation too, but that might have been someone else.
YMHY comes to mind, but probably because of his Freudian user name.  That Trevor kid in San Diego comes to mind, too.  I forget.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: brycickle on June 28, 2012, 05:25:42 PM
(http://c438342.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ahhh.jpg)

Damn man I miss my Uncle Toms yall
they shouldn't be gone
in front of they home
what they did to Boo was wrong ohhhhhh (wrong, wrong)
was so wrong gotta hold on, gotta stay strong,
when the day come better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on,
lean on
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: friendly dave on June 28, 2012, 05:34:19 PM
I actually didn't want to reply to this thread, but it's filled with so many misconceptions and timing that I felt compelled to.

First off, leetgeek you're a fucking tom. White people don't dislike you because of stereotypes, they dislike because/don't  respect you because you're black(and in your case a tom, so you get even less respect)

Secondly, I still see jimi is the biggest tom on here. I wish you would go watch Malcolm X or read a book or something. Living in a small town should make you the least likely to be a tom because I know you get called nigger on a daily basis.
Now to address this clown maryhillville or whatever the fuck his name is. You idiot do you really think any of you Clowns could break? This shows how dumb you dudes are, and how much you guys want to see a confident black dude"broken" that you'll start reaching for shit that isn't even there. Also, I tried to pay dude like 3 times. So, again you're speaking on shit you couldn't have the slightest clue about.

Happenstance is still an idiot also labeling me a so called "contrarian". This is what's wrong with you fucking clowns that post here. There's no possible way someone can a true opinion that hasn't been manufactured by skate industry faggots. Especially a black dude, "There's no possible way he thought of that himself.  Black people can't think!. He's just being contrary" .fucking idiot. You dudes are just mad that I cook you anytime you spew bullshit

Now to the actual topic at hand. Sk8dood there's no reason to continue addressing this dude. He's a clown. Also, something I've learned if you're black there's really no reason to argue with white people. You can't win. No matter how much you cook these dudes, their whiteness is going to overthrow logic, because they feel it's no possible way they can be getting intellectually demoralized by a black dude. All that shit they see on TV and that their parents tell them really fuck there brqins

(http://www.annyas.com/screenshots/images/2003/return-of-the-king-movie-title.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 28, 2012, 06:27:23 PM
I' m posting from my phone so excuse any errors. Also leetgeek I think I read somewhere you let one of you white friends call you a bigger after landing a trick. You're truly lost
(http://nephos.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kneeling_in_prayer.jpg)
Sweet merciful god. CotG is back and all it took was the sacrifice of d00d.

And SaP and d00d, both cannot live, one must parish.


Rather see SaP parish, if d00d just chills out he will be ok
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2012, 06:34:25 PM
Happenstance is still an idiot also labeling me a so called "contrarian". This is what's wrong with you fucking clowns that post here. There's no possible way someone can a true opinion that hasn't been manufactured by skate industry faggots. Especially a black dude, "There's no possible way he thought of that himself.� Black people can't think!. He's just being contrary" .fucking idiot. You dudes are just mad that I cook you anytime you spew bullshit
I never said you didn't come up with your ideas on your own. You just typically disagree with everyone on here. Maybe that makes us sheep but not victims of high-brow skateboard industry propaganda. And if anyone's opinions are manufactured by the skate industry, they are yours. Remember, I like 'gay' skateboarding. And this has nothing to do with race, you are the one that always brings the topic there. What did I say that was racially charged? SaP is a clown that deserves to be hated on because he has a really fucking annoying ego. I compared him to dudes that hock CDs on the streets because those dudes have similar personas. Shit is annoying. Some of those annoying guys are white. Anyway, great to have you back! I wish you would insult me more often. I forgot what it was like to read your sweet words and how they make my whole body tingle!  :-* ;)



(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TA21Q3gw-so/TOvzcmY-mFI/AAAAAAAAAKU/WhGNh2lHYnM/s1600/ThatsWorship.gif)


Edit: I contradicted myself... You come up with your own opinions but your skate tastes are manufactured... Fuck I don't even know. I am just drunk on your greatness.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 28, 2012, 06:36:06 PM
(http://www.fernandogomezherrero.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/obama-smiling.jpg)

I'm the catalyst of the revolution!


Knocking young wannabes into submission and bringing washed up posters out of hiding!


My presence is undeniably powerful.

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2012, 06:38:19 PM
Stop, just fucking stop. Please.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: thugnificent on June 28, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)

































(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2012, 06:39:16 PM
Is that really SaP?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 28, 2012, 06:50:24 PM
Yep. From the "post a picture of yourself" thread.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 28, 2012, 06:56:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about "exposing someone's fragile psyche"!

What's happened here is that you fucked with the bull and got the horns bitch nigga. You're 6 pages deep ina thread that YOU created! You HAVE to finish strong at this point after all the effort that's been exerted and the attention that has resulted because of it. Don't shy away from spotlight now SaPpy, I'd hate to see you crack under pressure.

Anyways, you know how they say that the person too scared to throw the first punch always ends up being the one to get his ass kicked? Unlike you, I refuse to be the bitch in this situation. You wanna come at a REAL rapper on some RAP SHIT? Fuck it then, let's go!

*For those spectating, read along & follow the flow with the instrumental for heightened effect. Start at about 10 seconds in.*

Nas - Ether (Instrumental) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N-NWheOAKw#)



I wonder why Young SaP keeps fuckin wit me
Told em 38 times...he ain't fuckin wit ME!
Wigga with an attitude, but he stay in the burbs
With that faggot ass pic man you GOTTA be durb

How you look like Ash Ketchum mixed with Niko Belic?
Posing with cupcake rings? You're fuckin pathetic
Yet I'm 'posed to be the soft one, little does he know -
I baited him into showin his vulnerable ego, Damn...

...I'm one smart motherfucker -
Say you ethered me, but YOU AIN'T GOT THE HEART MOTHERFUCKER!
Stay in ya lane, you prolly just a youtube rapper -
as in "All my songs are comments on youtube" rapper -

Whack ass nigga, thought DaSk8D00D won't bounce back?
After all that's been done you really thought you could doubt that?
But Easley's up next, this is just the beginnin'
I'm the Charlie Sheen of SLAP and that's because I STAY WINNIN'!
nigga!











+ Just to add insult to injury





(http://shuredhead.blogg.se/images/2010/ash-ketchum_116768391.jpg)


+


(http://cdn.dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Niko-Bellic.jpg)

=

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)


Real talk tho, for someone who use constantly uses "No Swag" as an insult, you fucked up posting a picture of yourself wearing an outfit most likely found at your local Kohl's clearance rack. Bum ass nigga!

+

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Fuck it.

Here we go.


Your entire persona is stolen, got your swag out the recycling bin!
You are the token black guy around the whitest of friends and you take modeling pictures and use photoshop to lighten your skin!

Psuedo-intellectual faggot! You need to take a lesson on respect!
How are you going to act hard now, When we've seen you in the confession thread revealing your teenage depression on the net!

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!
Catching feelings non-stop! You need to refocus your life!

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!



+Ha. Yeah. Stupid shit. It's all in fun though.

 You got what you wanted!

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: chockfullofthat on June 28, 2012, 07:16:30 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/dani3229/kpop%20gifs/2-10.gif)
This thread
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: scootboard on June 28, 2012, 07:35:27 PM
I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!

selling a genuine james franco sig serious inquiries only
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 28, 2012, 08:12:20 PM
You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on June 28, 2012, 08:19:47 PM
You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.


So what void are you filling?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2012, 08:22:23 PM
no response, sk8d00d?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 28, 2012, 08:34:31 PM

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!




NO!
I STYLED ON HIM!

I DID THE STYLING FUCK DAMNIT

But it doesn't really matter as clearly he couldn't stay away.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 28, 2012, 08:45:18 PM
Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.

(http://www.goenglish.com/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif)


1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 28, 2012, 08:54:10 PM
Ever heard of shutting the fuck up and focusing? You don't even know what you're talking about.

you sound awfully defensive. Did I hit a nerve?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Inanimate Object on June 28, 2012, 09:14:29 PM
You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.



I'd rather come here and hate on people's goofy internet personas semi-anonymously than have to constantly worry whether my non-internet nemesis is plotting some heinous shit.

"Aw nuts Victor hurt my rep"

VS

"Oh shit my nemesis poisoned me/my child"

Seems kind of like a no-brainer to me.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2012, 09:49:59 PM
My last post...

Scarface - Final scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JONqZt6_eG8#ws)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2012, 09:50:52 PM
... Just kidding! I am back.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2012, 09:53:26 PM
no response, sk8d00d?

(http://i25.tinypic.com/9i8j2o.jpg)

Cassidy and freeway went back and forth even though freeway clearly was weak sauce. Whatevs. Don't give the people what they want.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 28, 2012, 11:12:54 PM
Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.

(http://www.goenglish.com/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif)

When you give your child attention for misbehavior, you are giving negative attention. Negative attention typically begins when you become upset. You follow with threats, interrogation, and lectures. Negative attention is not a punishment; it is a reward. Negative attention does not punish misbehavior, but increases it.

What is the easiest way to capture your attention-sitting quietly or misbehaving? When children do not receive attention in a positive way, they will get your attention any way they can.



Read more on FamilyEducation: http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to (http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to)


1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 28, 2012, 11:56:38 PM
Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.

(http://www.goenglish.com/GoEnglish_com_ThePotCallingTheKettleBlack.gif)

When you give your child attention for misbehavior, you are giving negative attention. Negative attention typically begins when you become upset. You follow with threats, interrogation, and lectures. Negative attention is not a punishment; it is a reward. Negative attention does not punish misbehavior, but increases it.

What is the easiest way to capture your attention-sitting quietly or misbehaving? When children do not receive attention in a positive way, they will get your attention any way they can.



Read more on FamilyEducation: http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to (http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to)


1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?

you FUBAR'd your quotes, brother-man. 

That said, you should site academic sources, as random websites don't hold much validity. Also, the psychology terminology (or lack thereof) was off. I'm used to the words "positive" and "negative" denoting adding or subtracting something in given situations.

P.S. I do not even know what you were implying, but you might want to take it back to the drawing board, kiddo
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 29, 2012, 12:17:13 AM
just a sociological experiment I'm doing for the purpose of observing your reaction. Fascinating. The researcher has become the specimen . . .
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: sexonthebeach on June 29, 2012, 05:24:26 AM
lol
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 07:36:23 AM

Your entire persona is stolen, got your swag out the recycling bin!
You are the token black guy around the whitest of friends and you take modeling pictures and use photoshop to lighten your skin!

Psuedo-intellectual faggot! You need to take a lesson on respect!
How are you going to act hard now, When we've seen you in the confession thread revealing your teenage depression on the net!

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!
Catching feelings non-stop! You need to refocus your life!

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!



+Ha. Yeah. Stupid shit. It's all in fun though.

 You got what you wanted!



LOL

You tried to step to me as a rapper and suffered the same fate as victor. Not to mention that your submissive demeanor only further proves the fact that you're salty as fuck right now.

You lose!

(http://bradley.chattablogs.com/failure.jpg.gif)

Haha.

I quickly wrote those lines before I went to my girlfriends house last night. I skim through all of the novels and didn't catch your bars right away, and I was inspired to respond.

I figured I would at least demonstrate the fact that I am capable of writing rhymes, regardless of how wack they were lol.

I don't really fuck with this keystyle bullshit much though. I used to battle on some rap websites when I was younger before I actually got a mic.

Here's some more 4u.



Gitchurr paper up! I'm earning and splurging my cheddur!
Insecure faggot! No swag, possible fag. You might just be a virgin 4ever!

Fuckboy, this ain't theater class! but you're such a passionate actor
Plus your music is garbage, might as well go and throw it to the trash compactor!

Your confidence is low and you'll never make it rapping
And I'm better than you at skating, so instead of trying to save face you should have taken evasive action

I've already proved my points, like Amar'e in the lane
Your outdated games play like atari, You're lame and your sorry
Steadily taking dives and complaining! You're James Harden in the paint!!!!!

Obsessing over men on the slap forum is more than an act of boredom!
You started this, I just react on accordance! Your entire life holds a lack of importance!


You cannot match what I've accomplished so save your comments!
SK8D00D is a wack faggot in the lowest level of tax bracket!
Just another victim of REAGONOMICS!



hahaha.

You can't win this one.

Focus your account./
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Money Black on June 29, 2012, 08:38:15 AM
i love how some people in the world are complete faggots.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 09:30:14 AM
Oh how the mighty have fallen! NOW who's the one trying to prove themselves to the people of SLAP? You went from saying that it was a waste of time to battle someone over message board drama, to frantically coming up with excuses as to why your raps weren't as good as they could have been. You're nothing more than an Internet ginuea pig for my newly learned psychological tactics, and they have all worked. I'm a lil busy right now SaPpy, but I'll be back to spar with you later. I got a couple beats I wanna practice flowing to.

Haha!

This entire situation is nothing more than entertainment for me.

I decided to play along and write some bars and now you want to run away?

I'm disappointed.

You let the people down!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 09:33:37 AM
(http://www.vinylsurrender.com/Graphics/AlbumCovers2/Elvis%20Presley%20-%20All%20Shook%20Up%20%28single%29.jpg)

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 09:40:12 AM
I'll be back soon enough, it's just that right now (at work) isn't the best place to practice my rap skills. I'm a REAL artist, what can I say? I like to do shot at my own pace and do it right.


+ you suffer from the same symptoms as every other wanna white rapper

Severe lack of flow with the cheesiest of metaphors!


+LOL@ your rushed response with all of those missing words and shit. Talk about doing "shot" at your own pace.

Slow down, youngin'!




Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 29, 2012, 09:44:16 AM
wow you are really fucking bad at this strike a pose. i expected more from a lame white guy who adores athletic black men.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: mountAndDew on June 29, 2012, 09:45:55 AM
This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome
^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 10:00:44 AM
This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome
^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).

You highlighted an interesting concept that I mistakenly overlooked.

What if this new account isn't even D00D, and I'm being led on by an imposter?

It is a possibility, but the wave of leaking emotions and frustration are signature D00D traits.


+ I also think its funny that I have seemingly achieved the level of recognition that D00D has always yearned for, and falsely claimed to have earned.


Is all of this rooted in jealousy?


It's funny that a complete stranger is feeling the heat of defeat and is too weak to conceal his anger!


I mean, I'm comfortable right now. I'm not renting self help books and attending lifestyle seminars.


"DON'T BE CRUEL!"

(http://[url=http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100812-elvis-vmed1140a.grid-4x2.jpg]http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100812-elvis-vmed1140a.grid-4x2.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 10:43:43 AM
I'm taking a 'how to be a successful rapper' course, and I'm only a few credits away, and I must say:

do neither of you know how to use multisyllabic rhymes? I don't expect SaP to be very good (which he isn't), but, D00d, you do the trademark rookie rap. Ya know:

blah blah blah (x)

blah blah blah (rhymes with x)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 29, 2012, 11:41:50 AM
Victor can't read.


+LMAO@ this fake assed Drake shit.

Certified virgin muzik!

Joey Brezinski! Everything you ride for is Cliche'!

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: dancinginabar on June 29, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
I'm a fuckin beast with multisylable rhymes, even in my radio-friendly chick songs! Peep game at 0:49- 1:09. Shit, 90% of my bars rhyme multi-sylablly

Will Easley - Don't Stop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTC-NthfisU&feature#)



EDIT: Thought I'd hit yall with another throwback as well, for tha stoners!


Will Easley - Mesmorized (remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiB3Vqgwwy0#ws)
Will I can hear the bitch in your voice.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 04:12:57 PM
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QWwl1J4qs#)

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

blah blah blah (X)
blah blah blah (rhymes with x)

or even worse:

blah blah blah (x)
blah blah blah (x)

what happened to 90% of your rhymes being multisyllabic?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: dancinginabar on June 29, 2012, 04:24:20 PM
Worst Rap Battle Ever! (2nd person) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPuaGh3bnc#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 05:00:01 PM
blah blah blah (X)
blah blah blah (rhymes with x)

or even worse:

blah blah blah (x)
blah blah blah (x)

what happened to 90% of your rhymes being multisyllabic?


I don't think you realize how ignorant you sound victor. Here's some of the multi-syllabic rhyming in that verse. Admittedly some of them are slant rhymes, but they still count nonetheless


Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

are you dumb? two slant rhymes = one rhyme in my book


Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records

You are dumb. "drop" and "pop" rhyme. Last I checked, though, a word can't rhyme with itself. Maybe you're the one who is ignorant to rules of the english language

You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

sure, I'll accept this one, even if the first is a slant

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me

you are back to square dumb.

Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 05:21:21 PM
lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread.
Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 29, 2012, 09:09:19 PM
dig up stupid(s)!
this thread is like a car crash (and very homosexual).
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 29, 2012, 09:54:52 PM
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 10:17:44 PM
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on June 29, 2012, 10:25:31 PM
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue

You got an ugly dick.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 29, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.
I'm a flaming homosexual built for faggotry
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 29, 2012, 11:14:22 PM
No matter how hard you guys try, this thread will never be part of Classic Slap.

A title so revered by the multitudes of half-brained SLAP posters, yet so utterly inconsequential.

Only a man who spends his days yearning for what his life could be, instead making strides to achieve it, would even think to bring up this non-issue

You got an ugly dick.

Wrong Victor, my good man.

I'm a flaming homosexual built for faggotry
Don't be so hard on yourself

No pun intended  ;)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on June 29, 2012, 11:32:19 PM
RiFF RAFF - TiME (Official Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaVoZauuJc#ws)
Kitty Pryde & Riff Raff - "Orion's Belt" (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA#ws)
RiFF RaFF : LARRY BiRD : Directed By | Orbit Did iT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3i5nDCw8C0#)
ACTiON BRONSON & RiFF RaFF - BiRD ON A WiRE" OFFiCiAL ViDEO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ohbKidZLiA&feature=channel&list=UL#ws)
RiFF RAFF & GHETTY "BATH SALTS" (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBZ-nxwGF4&feature=channel&list=UL#ws)
RiFF RAFF - YOU NEVER KNOW (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZO72ySVdNk&feature=channel&list=UL#ws)
YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1raKw-GW0&feature=relmfu#)
RiFF RAFF - JOSE CANSECO - (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gRH-hPS9I&feature=related#ws)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 30, 2012, 06:51:38 AM
I love Bird on a Wire
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on June 30, 2012, 08:00:48 AM
Both of those songs were wack as fuck, Though will likely appeal to the majority of people who listen to wack shit
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 30, 2012, 08:30:04 AM
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QWwl1J4qs#)

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 30, 2012, 09:22:02 AM
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QWwl1J4qs#)

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!


See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: BraveUlysses on June 30, 2012, 09:35:09 AM
Both of those songs were wack as fuck, Though will likely appeal to the majority of people who listen to wack shit
The Raff man don't really be making sense the majority of the time.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on June 30, 2012, 09:46:17 AM
OOOOKAAAYYY, IM RELOADED!

Thought I'd get on some remix shit this time around. Y'all know the drill, the hook comes in at 11 seconds and the verse follows right after

50 cent - Backdown (Instrumental) with download link [MF] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QWwl1J4qs#)

(HOOK)

It's easy to see when you look at me, if you look closely Easley don't BACK DOWN
Every thread I go from post to post, this board, that board, I'm gonna hold SLAP DOWN
Every time they bring that beef 'round me, best believe easily, I leave that ass SMACKED DOWN
Next time you on da boards and see an OG, just ask about me, DaSk8D00D don't BACK DOWN

(VERSE)

It's bout time that I finish you, once & for all
I'm a giant in this game dog you way too small
Another white boy tryna act hard on the net
Wanna call yourself a rapper but your garbage at best

Nigga you ain't on shit, I really drop records
Yo best verses ain't even as good as my pop records
Some would call you a wanksta but to me you're a bitch
"Play pussy & get fucked" I guess DaSk8D00D hit

Everyday I gotta ask why this dude keep frontin
Yet you still tryna act like Malibu's Most Wanted
You a message board lame that ain't meant to be heard
A fuckin poser, in every single sense of the word

You ain't got the brainpower to beat me...
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me
So stick to playing gangster with your lil butt buddies
Flexin' with DGK boards? At least you're somewhat funny....

(repeat hook for added effect)



Self-proclaimed "keystylers" tryna battle real artists. WIGGA PLEASE!

Your bars were trash/filled with angst and anger!

2-0 in my favor at this point.



You claimed to have ditched the fake persona, but your current comments could astonish the nearest drama club
You're nothing more than a common scrub who's self worth is cheaper than a ramen cup~

You beg and plead with women like  "please!!!!!" and they still don't wanna get it on with ya~
While I'm always up! getting next to "but" like a comma does! (cheesin' on em!)

You should have remain retired from action, I inspired your collapse
You sound tired on your tracks, singing like a choir full of fags! (JONAS BROTHER)

Always getting mad at victor, I thought you were a master troll?
I've entrapped your soul! You can play it safe but you still can't crack the code!

You are a nervous virgin looking for love on the internet!
That's fine, you still have plenty of time, but don't front on me like I'm not well above your intellect

You catch feelings so Easley! I guess I would be mad too if my music was treated like a blanket on the floor (SLEEPING SOUNDLY!)
talking like you made it already, but your boat is anchored to the shore!

I don't have to act hard, you suffer from dwarfism!
I'm fully grown and I'd stomp you like a gnome, you can't see me like poor vision!


ha.

I don't think anyone cares about this anymore. But we can keep the ball rolling.


+Riff Raff is that boy!


See, D00d, even this guy can do compound rhymes. He even has multiple rhymes in a single line at times.

Maybe you could ask him for some pointers or something. I'm sure he'd be glad to help.

Yeah, D00Ds rhyme schemes are very elementary. He isn't on my level when it comes to syllable structure.


He's a novice~


Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: dancinginabar on June 30, 2012, 09:57:04 AM
this is getting out of hand
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 30, 2012, 11:27:32 AM
I played you like a fiddle this whole time, you'll never defeat me

HAHAHAHAHA wow
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: aleksander on June 30, 2012, 11:29:49 AM
And just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider... enter Victor.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: codithou on June 30, 2012, 01:35:12 PM
So, after reading an embarrassingly large portion of this thread, I can't help but from some sort of conspiracy theory that D00D and SaP (Are those the correct abbreviations?) are actually just bots. Similar to cleverbot in the way they react to other poster's replies to them and learn from that. Though, they were first tested on worldstarhiphop, which somewhat explains their ghetto slang, high praise of swag, and egotistical manner. Now, what we are witnessing in this thread is some sort of bot experiment to see the affects of pointing these new super-bots at each other. This experiment was initially tried earlier in the developmental stage on a much smaller scale, which can be seen here:
AI vs. AI. Two chatbots talking to each other (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY#ws)
I'm on to you, super-bot developers. I'm on to you...
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: victor333 on June 30, 2012, 02:05:13 PM
what's really going to bake your noodle later on is if I ask you...what's stopping us from all being bots?

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6800000/The-Oracle-the-matrix-6856144-350-307.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: weedpop on June 30, 2012, 05:22:47 PM
Worst thread ever?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: waltercronkite on June 30, 2012, 06:19:50 PM
lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread.
Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.

its a whole lot funnier in a movie

Baseketball - Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sf2O90eu4&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: tobey on June 30, 2012, 06:54:57 PM
lol, you truly are ignorant.

So you're saying that two slant rhymes equal one "real" rhyme? Hahaha, WOW. Lemme just say, fuck "your book", nobody reads it.

In poems, song lyrics, etc. if you use the same 2 words they are obviously going to rhyme, and they can be mixed with the words before them to create multi-sylabic rhymes within seperate bars. If you say, "drop records" & "pop records" they sound similar don't they? That's because they rhyme fool!


I see right through your petty advances though. Tryna flame people just so you can get a little shine within my masterpiece of thread.
Once again, riding on the coattails of my success. How many times have we flamed each other victor? How many times have I made you look like an idiot? I woulda thought you'd given up by now.

Ya caught me, man.

D00d, D00d, D00d, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

P.S. And I just love your flashy ways.

its a whole lot funnier in a movie

Baseketball - Dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sf2O90eu4&feature=related#)
one of the greatest movies of all time
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on June 30, 2012, 07:43:35 PM
Where's CotG? Damn it.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 30, 2012, 08:59:37 PM
so have you guys made out yet :-*?
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: baconeggandcheese on June 30, 2012, 10:43:56 PM
This shit is honestly embarrassing.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on July 01, 2012, 12:27:59 AM
(http://i2.dealtwith.it/i/n/9b8bc4083a20534e4f1bf32a3bf5b7a4/scarychew.gif)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on July 01, 2012, 12:40:26 AM
I'm not sure if I like you or despise you...
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Chocolaterain on July 01, 2012, 01:53:53 AM
D00d, I used to like you but face it, you suck now
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Thelonious P on July 01, 2012, 05:14:05 AM
playing Ye whilst reading wills last post was pretty cool not gonna lie
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: dancinginabar on July 01, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
Dood do you like fish?
South park kanye west full gay fish song + plus clips from the epispode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md6qOBJba6Y#ws)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on July 01, 2012, 01:17:54 PM
South Park fell off.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on July 01, 2012, 04:54:00 PM
Interesting to see the direction this thread went after I stopped posting for a couple days...

Let's see here, I effectively reintroduced myself to the SLAP masses, worked on my typing, and wrote a song's worth of practice bars.

Mission Complete.

Truthfully, I contemplated making a Gipper-sized post detailing all the psychological tactics I had field tested in here followed by one final verse but I'm too high to even bother at the moment. The thread hit its peak when CotG made his special guest appearance while everybody was tuned in waiting to see what'll happen next, but I had already figured that once the weekend hit it'd lose its buzz. So yeah, I'm done. If the people really that thirsty for the grand finale I might think about it, but this shit played out by now. The thrill is gone, so to speak.


So to Young SaP & friends, I hope yall enjoy basking in your "victory" & insulting my supposed lifestyle as much I enjoyed concocting this thread. Actually, I didn't make shit I just capitalized on SaPpy's misinterpretation of DaSk8D00D's focus, freshly inspired by The 50th Law (Chapter 3: Turning Shit Into Sugar) at the time. I'm anticipating that the haters gon be quick to flame me & say I went out on some passive shit, but the real niggas gon' know wassup. At the end of the day, I'm still undeniably the Kanye West of SLAP.

Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58qLXBfLrs#ws)

I told you from the start. This Slap drama is all fun and games.

You just couldn't handle the pressure and took everything to heart, and then tried to make excuses and play it off like you weren't emotionally distraught.

I effectively ran you off the boards (twice). You got blasted in our little rap battle, too. (so much for that one lol)

True ether.

It's okay, though.

Good luck in life, William.
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: heckler on July 01, 2012, 06:48:00 PM
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Perro Mojado on July 01, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)

end thread
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: escapistfool on July 01, 2012, 09:32:36 PM
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)

end thread
Strike a Pose is so tough
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: smokecrack on July 01, 2012, 09:56:31 PM
brahs, these are the two behemoths at battle.

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)(http://distilleryimage10.instagram.com/3374372ab7e311e1a92a1231381b6f02_7.jpg)

can we all finally move on now?

ok, i'm officially calling it. for the sake of this prestigious board and all the amazing shenanigans it has produced.
this retarded, pathetic, embarrassing thread is simply not good enough for SLAP. we are better than this.

/thread
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: Strike A Pose on July 02, 2012, 05:51:16 AM
Didn't you read William's final statement?

It's over.

Big K.R.I.T. - Pull Up feat. Big Sant & Bun B [Live From The Underground] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_QVl4ZNchM#ws)
Title: Re: Why did D00D get banned?
Post by: dancinginabar on July 02, 2012, 06:24:32 AM
brahs, these are the two behemoths at battle.

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2dv6c7t.jpg)(http://distilleryimage10.instagram.com/3374372ab7e311e1a92a1231381b6f02_7.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/godzillafact/images/9/94/Godzilla_king_kong_small.jpg)
yes dood you are the monkey one