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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: way too real on July 26, 2012, 06:22:50 PM
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http://lockdownskateboards.com/ (http://lockdownskateboards.com/)
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His Photosynthesis part is nowhere to be found on the site.
How could this be?
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fat as hell
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(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/06/lockdown_skateboards_brian_wenning_bio2.jpg)
I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.
But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
That ad is so fucking wack.
Is dude really wearing reebok pumps?
what the fuck.
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(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/06/lockdown_skateboards_brian_wenning_bio2.jpg)
I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.
But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?
I can't get over how thick and round his head and neck is in this pic, its like a beach ball...
And his trick selection is super weird for him...pumps..?
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(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/06/lockdown_skateboards_brian_wenning_bio2.jpg)
I honestly don't hate Wenning, and feel kinda bad for him. He fucked up and he knows it.
But if you're really trying to get your career back off the ground, you can't put more effort than that into the one photo you're going to have on your website, where you are the only pro?
I can't get over how thick and round his head and neck is in this pic, its like a beach ball...
And his trick selection is super weird or him...
wow, sick trick that bank is hella steep.
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did sturt shoot that? the tree on the right isn't straight, i bet the camera's tilted to make it look that steep
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I see him at Super Golden in Sea Bright all the time eating egg rolls and sipping on soco all day long.
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(http://i50.tinypic.com/2ekoqip.png)
this shit never gets old.
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(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/06/brian-wenning-drop-in-to-bank-lockdown-skateboards.jpg)
Bam
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(http://lockdownskateboards.com/files/2012/06/lockdown_skateboards_ryan_chaney.jpg)
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Gavin is the old fatface
Wenning is the new fatface
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
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I got a kick about referring to the only other rider as a "fine addition to the lineup." Since when is 1 dude a "lineup" anyway? I never followed Wenning but trying to define himself and his brand based off of a short time in prison, probably level 2 rehabilitational, is stupid. If he went with "I fucked up but it's time to get on with life then at least that's respectable. Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
Note to Wenning: the switchblade logo doesn't make sense, should've done crossed shanks to keep with the theme, as regular as it is.
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Drop ins are the new switch back tails.
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
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I'm about to send a spons tape to Hill! Get that Chedda!!
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Whenever hes at the skatepark a lot of the kids baby him. "Brian the park ranger is coming!" (tosses him a helmet)
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
A bail/fall section of this guy would be hilarious.
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The Hill Skates site and the Lockdown site should not be visited in the same night.
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i can't help but wonder if that dc intro fucking jynxed this guy for life whenever i see new coverage of him. just be a humble washed up dude and quit tarnishing your legacy brian, do yourself that favor please.
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
hahaha, that fucking song.
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Come on, Frankie Hill has always been cheesy, typical Santa Barbara kid and he's not pretending to fit an image just to be cool and sell product. Nobody denies he was a huge innovator and at his age after tons of serious injuries it's good to see him on a board and getting stoked. Besides, ollieing that high in your 30's and 40's after knee injuries in no easy feat. I just watched this and got hyped, wish I could go skate right now. Love his super-sketch crazy style. Cut him a break, like it or not at least it's about shredding and not fake images and pity parties. I have respect for Hill, as corny as he can be.
Frankie Hill's Greatest hits 1988 to 1993 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmiq2c9jIs#)
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This thread should be called "Wenning Piling on You"
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
hahaha, that fucking song.
ho lee shit...
(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_53fdfe1d8158386e910ec31b97c5182e.jpg_512)(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_9ab28b06eaf82ff348055e5dcc3cc14b.jpg_512)
(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_7eed3f85a1d40e229f3e1bdd41cf5796.jpg_512)
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
hahaha, that fucking song.
ho lee shit...
(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_53fdfe1d8158386e910ec31b97c5182e.jpg_512)(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_9ab28b06eaf82ff348055e5dcc3cc14b.jpg_512)
(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a0145a_7eed3f85a1d40e229f3e1bdd41cf5796.jpg_512)
Jesus H Fucking Christ. That Hill site is horrible. Another old favourite pro of mine has just shot himself down in flames. Why cant some people just let sleeping dogs lie...?
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And Wennings shit is wild too. So sad really. From amazing switch tres and pop-out ledge wizardry to doing drop-ins and whatever that grab monstrosity is...
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And Wennings shit is wild too. So sad really. From amazing switch tres and pop-out ledge wizardry to doing drop-ins and whatever that grab monstrosity is...
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fuck, if only he did something legit or got picked up by some reputable company, but NO, he had to get that selfish tattoo on his arm
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i like wenning, but that trick selection is a joke
I remember him doing a noseblunt dropin in his day in a life thing for fun off a wooden rail, but now he honestly made something similiar
an add, fuck..
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
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I don't understand. Frankie couldn't find someone remotely talented to give a fucking PRO model to? I feel bad for this Yoshi guy, and it's not a personal dig at him...even if he is getting free boards for doing 5-0s on benches.
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A bold maneuver, for a bold sandwich.
(http://i.imgur.com/EMjlv.png)
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
True enough!
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
Nifty bracelet you're hugging yourself with there, player.
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
Nifty bracelet you're hugging yourself with there, player.
Every time time I scroll by Strike A Pose's sig, my eye immediately jumps to his fucked-up looking ear.
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LOOSEN UP Y?R THIGHT ASSES BITCH ANY SK8BOARDER WOLD WEAR ANY OF THOSE SHIRTS PROUDLY. THE BOARDS SEEM PRETTY NEAT EITHER 8)
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
Nifty bracelet you're hugging yourself with there, player.
Every time time I scroll by Strike A Pose's sig, my eye immediately jumps to his fucked-up looking ear.
What a herb. Surprised none of these crude Slap dudes have Photoshop'd him fellating Jason Dill.
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
Nifty bracelet you're hugging yourself with there, player.
Every time time I scroll by Strike A Pose's sig, my eye immediately jumps to his fucked-up looking ear.
What a herb. Surprised none of these crude Slap dudes have Photoshop'd him fellating Jason Dill.
If only I could photoshop. Nothing against the dude, I don't know him but that pic has so much potential.
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(http://i.imgur.com/ewgkO.png)
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Not to be off topic from Wenning, but Hillskateboards is truly atrocious. Who is his fat old homie that was never good he's sponsoring? And why are you using a man cover version of a cranberries song in your part? Frankie should surround himself with some good solid influences. He's beyond done in this industry. Dare I say his approach is worse than Doug Brown?
Oh, props to wenning, but lets see you skate ya tub-o-lard!
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LOOSEN UP Y?R THIGHT ASSES BITCH ANY SK8BOARDER WOLD WEAR ANY OF THOSE SHIRTS PROUDLY. THE BOARDS SEEM PRETTY NEAT EITHER 8)
This is the either the worst Post or the best post i have read in a while, I still haven't decided yet...
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(http://i.imgur.com/ewgkO.png)
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(http://i.imgur.com/ewgkO.png)
Yes.
E. Honda?
(http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/E_Honda_Tom_h0.jpg)
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OE2LlxxWrc/SrG5SZahGcI/AAAAAAAAFkg/tGvMqjB8ytc/s1600-h/wenning180nolliechrome.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OE2LlxxWrc/SrG5SZahGcI/AAAAAAAAFkg/tGvMqjB8ytc/s1600-h/wenning180nolliechrome.jpg)
hard to believe they're the same person. true regression. alcohol is poison.
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damn...guy needs to lay low or something....second hand embaressment to the max.
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Anyone but a sheltered suburban plastic gangsta can see right through this shit.
I don't even know about that. I mean, even Strike A Pose made fun of him.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wrapped in plastic because my style is too fresh!
Nifty bracelet you're hugging yourself with there, player.
Every time time I scroll by Strike A Pose's sig, my eye immediately jumps to his fucked-up looking ear.
What a herb. Surprised none of these crude Slap dudes have Photoshop'd him fellating Jason Dill.
Hahahahaha!!!
Look at this faggot dedicating a trio of rage induced posts towards a random stranger!
Begging people to photoshop dicks onto my pic? LOL. You gay, son!
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well its not as bad a Frankie Hill's website/comeback... that fucking thing is .... is fucking.... no words.
http://www.hillskateboards.com/# (http://www.hillskateboards.com/#)!media
watch the you tube stuff!
Holy crap.
1st Pro for Hill Skateboards Yoshi Nurijumi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS-jDN7IKIc&list=UUAsKrlaU93rMhm7fIP1pcvQ&index=1&feature=plcp#ws)
gimme a rifle and one flat shelled bullet so that when it penetrates my skull, it will also explode and make such a mess that the people who find me wont be able to find what I just watched....
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To whoever compared him to E. Honda, nice work.
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I really wish he would change the name of the company to "chowdown"
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oh did i forget to add white dudes always.......and i mean always make dumb ass skateboard companies that go out of business
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WENNING BY 2013
(http://obesityfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/manuel-uribe-fattest-man.jpg)