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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on October 04, 2012, 12:35:54 PM
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Post your favorites!
Ill start:
The surprising one:
(http://suras-weblog.at/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vagina-05.jpg)
The classic:
(http://suras-weblog.at/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vagina-02.jpg)
The creepy, weird and disturbing one:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw824qSvEQ1r07w9qo1_500.jpg)
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Only one of those is creepy, weird, and disturbing? Given, one is much, much more, but still . . . Bonus points on incorporating the butthole for Homer's ear.
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slightly off topic
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-06/1262793664293.jpg)
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Anal tattoos or a combination are also very appropriate in this thread.
(http://xdb.xanga.com/153f834078435271718872/m216718971.jpg)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rZCflrmawR0/TMtQq2YjP0I/AAAAAAAAAPY/m-CgjkTN6oc/s1600/vagina_tattoo.jpg)
weird?
weird.
(http://suras-weblog.at/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vagina-03.jpg)
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Post your favorites!
Ill start:
The surprising one:
(http://suras-weblog.at/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vagina-05.jpg)
Wait...did she get the dude's signature tattooed on her?
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That'd be an all time low, even if the girl was a super model. Imagine, you've made it behind enemy lines and shit's getting heated then the trousers drop. You see Jerry Garcia looking back up at you and have to re-evaluate your life. "Fuck it Jerry, there's a Vagina in your beard and I'm going to put my dick in it."
That'd be a fun one to tell the grandkids.
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I'm down if the dude is freshly shaved.
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imagine his face when she gives birth.
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That'd be an all time low, even if the girl was a super model. Imagine, you've made it behind enemy lines and shit's getting heated then the trousers drop. You see Jerry Garcia looking back up at you and have to re-evaluate your life. "Fuck it Jerry, there's a Vagina in your beard and I'm going to put my dick in it."
That'd be a fun one to tell the grandkids.
thats not jerry Garcia, its chong from the cheech and chong movies
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i luv a good pussy tat
(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/1/19/13/enhanced-buzz-15794-1295463085-8.jpg)
(http://vaginatattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/message-vagina-tattoo-500x400.jpg)
(http://flipvine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/vagina-devil-tattoo.jpg)
(http://vaginatattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/butterfly-pussy-tattoo.jpg)
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/1/19/13/enhanced-buzz-15798-1295463234-13.jpg)
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-04/1567394.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7fejSr8u3-g/TXeh_1jzEbI/AAAAAAAAGOg/47X4Pq2AetM/s1600/funny-vagina-tattoo-05.jpg)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/359/e/3/mario_vaginal_tattoo_by_soraxriku09-d4k6rn5.jpg)
(http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/plug_tattoo_above_pussy.jpg)
(http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/200608161703-pix2.jpg)
(http://images.fuskator.com/large/hW26LnC0NKu/clit+piercing_collection_pussy_tattoed+pussy_tattoo_titsocean_1.jpg)
(http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/sex%20pics%20album/images/cat_tattoo.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08eqbgNiE1r0tln9o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vr8uxdvy1rz3e3go1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4kmwGcwA1rz3e3go1_500.jpg)
(http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/598/Inked-Pussy-cat-that-is-tattoo-59889.jpeg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ysf8BU4U1rz3e3go1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vrbaLtGe1rz3e3go1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nar5ll1a1qkcds1o1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnsjyJiLz1qhn3zpo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5noh8iXgY1rt34x4o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q5kbFUDs1rp6602o1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5uj6xh8PP1rz3e3go1_500.jpg)
(http://www.lethalwrestling.com/le/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/anal-starfish-tattoo-2.jpg)
(http://20103.swagster.com/swagster/20103/images/9700bc_ass_tattoo_shark_squid.jpg)
(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc495/frostysbits/War%20Piccies/wtf.jpg)
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smokecrack always delivers the goods.
the "goods"...
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I can only stand that butterfly one. That octopus tatt...... looked like she had shit smotheredall over her ass
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Fuck this shit.
(http://77.247.181.97/big/x/i/m/ximirt1550/ximirt1550_c32227.jpg)
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Wow. Impressive smokecrack.
Anyways, anyone ever encounter a beast like that in real life?
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this topic made me gay
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So glad I'm gay right now
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Since you guys are gay, you should start a dick tattoos and dick art thread. It could include things like a boner with "what would jesus do" on it and then a picture of that same penis limp with WWJD on it.
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(http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hug.jpg)
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Marduk- Fuck Me Jesus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXjhZACa738#)
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imagine his face when she gives birth.
Had to quote this, fucking hilarious.
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I can only stand that butterfly one. That octopus tatt...... looked like she had shit smotheredall over her ass
"she"
(http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/plug_tattoo_above_pussy.jpg)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a power outlet?
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I don't put my dick in power outlets.
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I don't put my dick in power outlets.
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I can only stand that butterfly one. That octopus tatt...... looked like she had shit smotheredall over her ass
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(http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/plug_tattoo_above_pussy.jpg)
The top socket looks shocked to be a part of that tattoo (not a reply to the joke, which I assume has already been answered)
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Post your favorites!
Ill start:
The surprising one:
(http://suras-weblog.at/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vagina-05.jpg)
Heard this was paintbrushed and not a real tattoo.
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Vagina tattoo.
(http://www.jembo.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/index-300x300.jpg)
Vagina art.
(http://i0.wp.com/disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/blood-and-guts-tent-andrea-hasler-300x246.jpg?resize=350%2C200)
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The creepy, weird and disturbing one:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw824qSvEQ1r07w9qo1_500.jpg)
I would run if I saw that in real life. Vag tats aren't aesthetically pleasing to me.
I've seen chicks with Playboy tats near their pussy...kind of lame but not too weird. Has anyone had sex with women who have crazy vagina tattoos?
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"are you serious right now?" Is what I'm mentally asking my 3/4 erect dick.
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Fuck this shit.
(http://77.247.181.97/big/x/i/m/ximirt1550/ximirt1550_c32227.jpg)
For real.
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.
also not super down with it
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.
also not super down with it
There are more germs in your mouth than your anus unless you have a rank dirtbox.
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus (https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus)
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Chong, the baby, and the fish from the last page aren't tattoos, they're just painted/airbrushed on.
All the pictures smokecrack posted are real tattoos though.
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I like the fish one.
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can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !
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can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !
From Flipvine? I got that shit but I had to see the vagina art. Seems fine.
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can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !
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If I saw those with the giant piercings I would be deadly afraid of my pubes getting caught or hitting it with my goods
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Okay I checked it on my phone (and I'm sure I'm seen most of them before) but maybe it's a good thing that that page was blocked on my work PC. :o
In general I really like tatts but I don't think that they are a particularly good idea and I've yet to see one where I think, "boy would I like to stick my penis in that" but whatever floats yer boat I guess?
Even a single clit pierce got me paranoid about doing damage so I can't even imagine what those multiple piercing vags must be like. Does it sound like you're banging away at a pocket full of change I wonder?
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.
also not super down with it
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus (https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus)
didnt read the article, but i believe it. ive definitely tasted morning breath thats been 100x worse than asshole.
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Even a single clit pierce got me paranoid about doing damage so I can't even imagine what those multiple piercing vags must be like. Does it sound like you're banging away at a pocket full of change I wonder?
I feel like there's a Slap pal ready to answer this haha
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I feel like there's a Slap pal ready to answer this haha
Go on! The only slap poster/ vagina story I remember was some dude convincing his girl to "lay" actual eggs :o
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.
also not super down with it
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus (https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus)
So wait, putting your dick into an asshole is actually cleaner than getting a blowjob?
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif)
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I had this on my hard drive (not the exact file but same picture) for at least a decade now.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/53/6d/ac/536dac742046d661b12efb88a050aa53.jpg)
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I fooled around with a girl who had the same stick figure with lawnmower tattoo.
It caused this weird inner monologue in my head like "What the? That's half funny for like two seconds and now it's like a stupid joke being repeated forever. Why? I didn't think your judgement was so terrible. Fuck. Now I'm thinking about something besides sex. Where's my boner going?"