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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Bobby Peru on November 14, 2012, 12:18:21 PM
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Gilbert is ready to answer your questions. Sign up and ask him anything you like. Thanks to SLAP poster Bust Crew for setting this up!
Photo by Brent O'Donnell
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what do you think happened with the Erica Yary questions? do you think she "pussied" out?
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Hows filming the Vans video going? you doing anything different filming for this video than you would for any other video?
Whats with the sudden tattoo obsession? Which was your first tattoo? your most recent?
Predictions regarding what your next obsession will be?
Whats the secret to being awesome?
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Name three people from Girl / Chocolate who should voluntarily retire their pro models after PrettySweet.
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what do u think of the local chick-fila owners and their political stance?
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what's your favorite flavor of kombucha?
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What are the advantages of riding for Alien/Vans over Black Box?
Did the Chief ever try to force you to get too buck? Make you film tricks multiple times? Make you wear a bandana?
Anything you miss about riding for Black Box?
Best East Coast skateboarder?
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Do you read many books ? who is your favorit Author or genre ?
If you werent a pro skater what kind of job would you have been interested in doing ?
What kind of food do you like ? do you like to go out to normal restaurants or would you be interested in eating at fine dining restaurants ?
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Why the sudden zero to hero in the tattoo world?
Tits or ass man?
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Gilbert Arenas and Gilbert Gottfreid. That's a pretty impressive list. Who are some of your other fav's who share your name?
Do your friends call you Gil?
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what artists in your ipod currently?
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Favourite video part ever?
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are you still skating in the Stage 4s?
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You have the one the most unique styles in skating, have you've been inspired by someone else to skate like you do or was it more of a personal thing?
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Did anything inspire the change from your style of skating in ride the sky to your recent parts?
Just natural progression?
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1) WHAT...IS...THE DEAL?
2) Do you baaaack?
3) Proooove iiit....
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Second the tattoo questions.
How was meeting Gwar.
Any Chief beef ? after leaving mystery and fallen??
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As a fellow Virginian I can say it seems like all the good stuff to skate is in motherfucking Richmond. Is there anywhere else in VA you like to skate besides Richmond?
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I remember reading an interview saying you didnt drink or do drugs, is this still working for you?
And another saying you didnt feel the need to get tatts, what sparked that obsession for you?
How did you like New Zealand as a country?
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Has anyone ever told you that you look like Chad Michael Murray from one tree hill ?
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yo, really enjoyed that cellout video. can i expect a sequel in the near future?
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Who's part are you most excited for in #PrettySweet?
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can you mime these things to the camera:
- landing the sikkest trick you've ever done... ever!!
- being told you've been dropped by all your sponsors
- pooping ur pants as you drop in for your run at tampa pro
- making out with your ultimate fantasy woman
- making out with jake johnson
- being sucker punched in the back of the head
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favorite book
or
tattoo book
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YOU are the most handsome skateboarder in the game. THERE IS NO QUESTION
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whats the secret to pop? i hear its because you do yoga.
love goldman
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What is the best skate shop on the East Coast?
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Which of hip hop's 4 elements do you rep the hardest? (mcing, djing, breakdancing, graffiti doing)
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1) WHAT...IS...THE DEAL?
2) Do you baaaack?
3) Proooove iiit....
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dear gilbert,
i have come to sdress the following concerns,
1) are you formally on team handsome
2)have you ever felt homosexual temptations concerning dylan rieder
3)how much simple syrup do you put in your coffee?
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? sincerely- caleb
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What would make a better tat zap: a punker penguin on a long board, or a satanic cupcake?
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what do you think of inbred?
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who is your favorite person to watch skate?
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do you like civil war history since you are from richmond?
did/would you ever attend VCU?
can you tell us your funniest knock-knock joke?
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Did you freestyle any on this KOTR?
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Any plans to ollie into a firecracker at Bank of AMerica over that bench and down the 3? Who are your 5 favorite am's out right now?
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First of all, I met you at Venue a few months ago and you were super cool, I just wanted to say respect as a fan and thanks for being rad on and off the board.
What's your favorite place to eat in Richmond?
What would you say are the best and worst aspects of Richmond?
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Which is sicker, Raleigh or Durham?
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did you in fact slim down your clothing? does ISUCK really suck?
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what it feels to ride a company owned by dyrdek?
have you ever met a suicide girl?
are you working on a signature model on vans?
any workshop video in the works?
thanks !
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Who's the chick from your "Doin' Thangs" part? I love her. Have her send me a PM.
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Would you suck a nigga dick for some trukfit
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part youre looking forward to most in pretty sweet?
favorite skater to watch in person?
any good jake johnson stories?
who smokes more weed, tyler bledsoe or jake johnson?
who's the motivator on alien trips?
if heath got back on alien tmrw how would your life change?
ever had a porn addiction?
do you feel that small towns produce gnarlier rippers than big cities?
favorite city in america to skate?
do you enjoy international travel for skateboarding?
lets get real man, whats whack with the skate industry currently?
i hear you're a sober man...any reason behind it?
what was the zero army like?
all time favorite video part?
ever watched a visual sound stoned?
ever been in love?
do you ever spend days at home indoors?
whats it like traveling with the current dream team of the alien workshop? down for details specific to certain folk
do you respect nate sherwood's skating?
are you health conscious?
ever wish you werent a sponsored skateboarder and could just skate for fun?
whatd you think of austyn's new part?
is al davis the truth?
coffee or tea?
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Would you accept the ability to mentally manipulate traffic light patterns if it meant that every time you read something printed (like a book or magazine) you would have to be wearing mittens?
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Why has the way you dress and the stuff you skate changed? Your still one of the people who I think is one of the best dudes in skating but i always liked how you had your own thing going and all the parts you've filmed in VA have been some of my favorite parts. I know my opinion doesn't mean shit.
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Is Levi's still your dream sponsor out of skating or can that actually be arranged now?
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Words to live by?
Whats the best way to go about switch flipping up 6 stairs?
Recite the alphabet backwards...........NOW!
how tall would you be if you were standing on top of one of Pappalardo's stools?
Can you do the truffle shuffle?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Having read some of Jake Johnson's interviews and seeing how opinionated he is on how he thinks skateboarding should be represented etc. I wonder if others think similarly/the same. What do you think of Jake's take on skating and in what way are your views similar/different? Answer in at least 2 paragraphs using MLA citation and at least 4 sources.
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did you choose the eddie noack song in that youtube edit?
were you just fucking with..zumiez trying to explain that trick in the interview?
celeb crush?
how long do you skate a deck? send me gently used goods? and locks of your hair?
married with children or seinfeld?
weirdest experience?
guilty pleasure?
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morrissey or the smiths?
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what's changed for you in skateboarding since you've turned pro for workshop?
how's the vans video coming along?
will there be another workshop video soon?
who were some of your early influences?
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Tell us about losing your virginity.
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most embarassing sexual encounter?
last time you shit your pants?
If the two questions are combined in one story, you win.
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Hey Gil,
Your video part songs are always on point as is the skating- you choose that shit nigga?
Who does your ink & how much is have you invested ($) thus far ?
Favorite thing about riding for AWS ?
Did you bang Lindsey ?
. . can I bang Lindsey ?
Keep killn' it man, you're the best.
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how do you ollie so damn high?
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do abbreviations count in scrabble?
should MAX B be free?
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How many tries on that switch flip up the massive stairs?
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1st skate video you ever saw?
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who is going to win skater of the year?
What is your next tattoo?
Favorite Canadian city?
how often do you call your mom?
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IF you smoke what kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
coke or pepsi?
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Will Vans continue to make your stage 4 mid tops?
What's your favorite colorway?
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What are the best kind of pants to skate in?
Worst thing about California?
What do you miss most about Virginia when you aren't there?
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Which one of your parts are you proud of the most? For which one did you work the hardest?
What's the idea behind you pulling that donkey in your Mystery "Black and White" intro?
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How do you feel about being ''dick rode'' by most people on Slap and others in skateboard scene?
Does it make you want to quit skateboarding, does make you aroused, or something else?
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do you have a pro shoe with vans in the making?
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do you believe in conspiracy theories
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Least favorite part of being pro?
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Favorite pizza toping?
Best skate rapper?
Which bones brigade member do you most identify with?
Ollie el toro or fight Sean Sheffy?
What's the best thing that you landed that was never filmed?
Who has a better impossible, Ed, or Dylan?
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What happened with Nick Boserio mang?
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re: nick boserio
how does it feel to be the biggest player hater in the industry
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Last shart?
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Yall askin some real gay ass questions.
Like not even funny gay.
Just lame gay.
But I wanna know what was the process for that stupid ollie over the ledge and stairs?
Did you slowly build up to olling that distance i.e. olling at the side of the ledge and over the stairs?
Did you just truck that shit with utter confidence?
Did you see a BMXer do it first and then you tried?
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everyone says when they meet you you come off as a dick? wasssss up wit dat. dats not coooo :P
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I hear short people can front flip easier than a taller person. Please demonstrate if this is true so I don't have to google it.
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If you could legally murder any celebrity or skateboarder, who would you murder and how?
What is the worst genre of music?
Do you know any non-skateboarding magic tricks?
Would you rather smoke crack with James Kelch, smoke speed with Hosoi, shoot dope with Grosso, or hangout with Jereme Rogers completely sober?
What's your favorite cartoon show?
How good are you at Hasbro's "Operation"?
Why aren't you shredding instead of answering regular questions written by absolute retards?
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Will you get a slap tattoo as an homage to the pals on here?
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everyone says when they meet you you come off as a dick? wasssss up wit dat. dats not coooo :P
Would you say that you have a similar relationship with Trey "50 shades of Trey" Jackson as Rob Dyrdek had with Christopher "Big Black" Boykin? Would you take a million bucks to do a show on MTv together?
Energy drink sponsor in the works?
Would you back Bobby Worrest getting on Vans if the stipulation was that your check got cut by 10%?
Are Chris Nieratko and Jack Beckett long lost twins?
Is Colden living up to your Virginia legacy at Mystery?
Tom K: Do you back?
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what's your stance on gay marriage?
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U tap ?
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are you based
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Yo Gil! Why does Reese Salkens hair look so damn Good?
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Do you also feel second hand embarrassment when someone who works for Slap uses the term "Ollie North"?
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hey gilbert,
when are you going to get vans to buy up all that venue debt?
How hard would it be to get some Dyrdek money pumped into the richmond skatepark scene? (28th street sucks a dick now)
do you know what thursday smells like?
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Some of these questions are just sad inside jokes. If MAX B were free then he wouldn't stand for this shit at all.
Why are the Franklin Street ledges the best ledges in the world to skate?
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Some of these questions are just sad inside jokes. If MAX B were free then he wouldn't stand for this shit at all.
Why are the Franklin Street ledges the best ledges in the world to skate?
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What kinda pants you wearing?
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Have you ever rolled weed on a bitches back while you hit it?
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how many tries did it take for that monstrous switch flip up the 6 stair in KOTR?
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Would get put on the spit.... By the ATL twins... Without anyone EVER finding out for 20 million? ie help so many sick and poor people all over get healthy and get their lives together?
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Besides every line in Dumb and dumber, what is the best movie quote of all time?
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When you got on Vans and AWS, the Chief said he tried to keep you on Fallen. What made you decide to move away from Black Box completely?
Someone already asked this, but what are those Vans jeans you always wear? They look pretty good.
If you were being attacked by a swarm of toddlers, how many do you think you could take out before they overpowered you?
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What's your most embarrassing tattoo? Can we see it?
Who was that girl in the intro of your Doin Thangs part? Can you hook it up with her number?
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Why don't you smoke weed? Are you too cool for it?
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Can you come over to amsterdam and do some kickflips in front of me?
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Out of Davy Crockett and Gilbert O'Sullivan with whom can you identify yourself?
whats you opinion/advise on chokefullofthat getting sued for downloading porn?
is it true that you sleep hanging in the room upside down like a bat?
why is there no mouse flavoured catfood?
what do you think about the nickname "bert"?
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would you pay 6 dollars for a pair of extremely spoiled and musky used panties worn by the musical genius Lily Allen?
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Do you smoke weed?
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would you pay 6 dollars for a pair of extremely spoiled and musky used panties worn by the musical genius Lily Allen?
wow. just wow.
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who are the next up and coming richmond or va skaters to look out for?
can you spit a freestyle for us?
why didnt you graduate high school?
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Do you believe that Max B's sentence should be overturned and he should be released back into society?
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Name three people from Girl / Chocolate who should voluntarily retire their pro models after PrettySweet.
+1
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what is your main motivation in skateboarding?
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Is it gay to watch gay porn just to see if you'll get a boner or not?
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Is it gay to watch gay porn just to see if you'll get a boner or not?
Slap... If you don't ask him this question you are dead to me.
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tell us the last letter of the last name of a pro you passionately dislike.
according to your vans interview, why was moving to carlsbad the worst thing that ever happened to you?
the richmond sluts: aye or nay?
do you hate your sponsors logos or logos in general?
how ya' doing with your OCD? which other disorder would you trade your OCD for?
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If you were a flavor of jelly bean, what flavor would you be?
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Did you ever get to see Avail live?
Favorite Avail album (if you don't think they are dogshit)?
Do you fart on the first date?
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do you hate your sponsors logos or logos in general?
haha
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how much was all that coke you had for your DOIN THANG'S intro ???
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how tall are you?
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For some reason I imagine you to have a pay as you go phone, do you have a pay as you go phone?
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Not that you had much room to do so in the first place, but why did you sell out and become a hipster?
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how short are you?
And are the water pipes in your family home made from lead by any chance? Are a case of childhood rickets be behind your bow legged style?
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why did you leave fallen ?
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Second the tattoo questions.
How was meeting Gwar.
Any Chief beef ? after leaving mystery and fallen??
And why? Just becouse of the money, or did something happen with you guys(Black box and you) ?
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What are your opinions on Dylan Rieder? Do you guys get a long? And how do you have so much pop haha
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Would you take a bath with Phelps for $60?
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If you could, would you quit professional skateboarding to pull a Jereme Rogers?
i.e. Rapping, getting arrested while naked and high on shrooms and other hallucinogins...
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What are your thoughts on nick bosario's life splicing? What are your thoughts on nick bosario in general? How come you guys didn't make him an am for alien?
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How do you feel about having the best crouch in skating?
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i saw you with Erica yary and a friend of hers/yours at Amoeba in Hollywood recently....were you two tag teaming yours/Erica's questions/Erica's pal?
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Being from Richmond, have you ever met Lil Ugly Mane?
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Have you ever been kidnapped?
Have you ever been locked in the trunk of a car?
Do you like trying new things?
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How hard would it be to get some Dyrdek money pumped into the richmond skatepark scene?
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Weirdest dream you've had or best sleepwalking story you've heard.
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Marry, fuck, kill?
Jereme Rogers
Lizard King
Adam Dyet
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Buster Halterman
Andy Mac
Sluggo
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Elissa
Cara Beth Burnside
Jen O'Brien
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Bam
Berra
Dydeck
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i saw the video of you doing the Askate thing for kids w autism, very cool.is that something you will be doing every year?
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ever walked the appalachian trail?
newest tattoo?
funnest city to skate in? funnest to just hang out in?
what would you do if you were not a pro skater?
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tell me a good Cody Green story ?
Did turning pro surprise you? How'd you find out?
Best kotr moment (from this years or last)?, which one was more fun AWS (2102) or Vans (2011)?
Will you have a full part in the Vans video? When does it come out!
Working on any other parts for homie videos?
Favorite skate video?
fav. rapper?
How long did it take to film your Cellout part? Did you guys plan on doing a video or did it just happen? I really enjoy watching it, can't go wrong w good music & homies killn' it !
Hope all is well, thanks for skateboarding!!
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Like the new jacket? High five.
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Yo Gilbert, what's up with that clip in the kotr video? Where you guys are about to get pissed thrown on you in the van.
Your Cellout part was the shit by the way
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how much was all that coke used for your cell out part ?
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Any tips on caring for denim?
Pants, jackets, or otherwise..
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What is the most amount of tries it ever took you to get a trick?
Worst injury?
Favorite Vert Skateborder?
Favorite non skate Company?
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do you have any cats in your kinship?
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nigga when are you gonna' answer our questions?!
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gilbert crockofshit fornotfollowinguponthis
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What are your thoughts on spouse abuse?
(yes, wife-beaters AND husband-beaters)
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Weirdest thing on an alien/vans trip
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Do you follow @wheelbiterz on instagram? If not, why not?
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fattest chick you slayed and how rad/bad was it on scale 1-300.
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If this gets produced, will this be the first original online content SLAP has produced in, like, six months?
Why don't they do those cool video part commentaries anymore?
Is OIAM totally dead? I hope not. What're your thoughts on last season?
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Did you bang Lindsay?
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how much coke and redbull does it take jump up 6 stairs
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What is it like to be a pro ?
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what was a harder switch.
Boards or Shoes?
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Tell your rich business man boss that works for MTV that I'm not buying another Alien board after you morons decided to jump on the Alex Jones cult bandwagon.
You're so upset hahahaha, but I can guarantee that Dyrdek had nothing to do with this collab. I would guess Mike Hill was probably behind it because those are both his graphics being used.
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How many years of practice did it take to perfect your "dinosaur" walk/impersonation in the cellout video?
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Tell your rich business man boss that works for MTV that I'm not buying another Alien board after you morons decided to jump on the Alex Jones cult bandwagon.
You're so upset hahahaha, but I can guarantee that Dyrdek had nothing to do with this collab. I would guess Mike Hill was probably behind it because those are both his graphics being used.
Yeah. I was being a dork. I still don't approve, but retract the question.
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When are you gonna shave those side burns?
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Why do you bend your legs like a crab?
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1: how many parts are you dropping in 2013?
&
2: Will any of them be better then your cellout part?
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whats the best part about jereme rogers
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Is this ever going to get posted up?!
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wtf happened to ericas one?
slap sucks.
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wtf happened to ericas one?
You missed that one? She ended up showing her tits in the video by request and publicly admitted to how she got her job at Podium. I think Slap had to take it down by request later on because of the tits, but I bet a bunch of dudes got screenshots before it was removed.
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just saying,
(http://www.dreamstime.com/pepperoni-slices-thumb14535820.jpg)
Just kidding, they're fine.
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Where's Cadillac Ranch Dressing? He usually asks pretty good questions.
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8) 8) 8) 8) 8) murks New!! Victor Garibay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RX9LmfSbqc#ws)
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Do you love living in Virginia because it sounds like vagina?
Have you ever tried to nosebonk your girlfriend? :-*
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What happened with you and fallen. Was it your decision or chiefs? ???
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it was the chiefs. gilberts really unpopular and not very talented u know? easy decision for jaimie
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is the blue button up you always wear the same one or is it multiple ones in rotation?
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Favorite part in chomp on this?
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are u gey
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At the end of your Cellout part you throw a brick off a bridge and into a bin. How do you think Danny Way feels about you treating the brick like this?
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Sorry if its ABP, but tells about the coveted AVE deck shape that you, Dill, and AVE ride?
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wtf happened to ericas one?
You missed that one? She ended up showing her tits in the video by request and publicly admitted to how she got her job at Podium. I think Slap had to take it down by request later on because of the tits, but I bet a bunch of dudes got screenshots before it was removed.
yeah, she also said slash was packin' a lil smokie.
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Are you going to answer our questions?
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What are those hats you wear and where do you get them?
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Hey Gilbert.
I wonder what your take is on the way that videos are having this format of these short clips of just a trick or a line at a certain spot? As a viewer you don't get to see anyone just skating around, no footage of skating around the city to a spot or a part of someone being spontaneous as they skate around. As I understand it there's a lot of pressure within the industry on pros and am on releasing these big hitting, or hit hit hit parts all the time. I find this boring, and probably with a huge amount of internet-parts and access to much more clips, it gets whitewashed. I really miss seeing you, Carroll, Busenitz or anyone else with good style just skating around and having fun. I think skating needs this, I think that too much is being rated, too much is being "the best" instead of showing people a way to view and enjoy the world. How do you interpret the common skate parts compared to a part like ones that are in the moment, like Gonz's?
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At the end of your Cellout part you throw a brick off a bridge and into a bin. How do you think Danny Way feels about you treating the brick like this?
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DANNY SAD
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do you ever skate with Andrew Cauthen anymore or see him around? got any cool stories of skating with him, since you guys have the common Dominion-era ties, correct? Also, it seems like the skaters I've met from VA are all super rad, what would you attribute this VA related radness to, if anything? thanks Gilbert, you rip & rule! ;D
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Give us your best Peter Hackett story.
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Give us your best Peter Hackett story.
Is that the kid who used to ride for emerica?
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Can you roll a joint?
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why you gotta look like a praying mantis when you shralp?
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What is youre thought process on the positions for youre tatts? I want to rush some sleeves too, but am scared it wont look as good as yours
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wtf happened to ericas one?
You missed that one? She ended up showing her tits in the video by request and publicly admitted to how she got her job at Podium. I think Slap had to take it down by request later on because of the tits, but I bet a bunch of dudes got screenshots before it was removed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger "You Lie!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4hOrmiW0i0#ws)
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It's been asked but what jeans do you wear?? and what kind of pants does your friend Ty Beall wear?? Nigga looks fly as fuck
Ty Beall CELLOUT Part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k1zIsbnBw4#)
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What was your favorite video part growing up?
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What is youre thought process on the positions for youre tatts? I want to rush some sleeves too, but am scared it wont look as good as yours
bahahaha!!!!!
please ask this
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What is youre thought process on the positions for youre tatts? I want to rush some sleeves too, but am scared it wont look as good as yours
bahahaha!!!!!
please ask this
Ey, I thought it was legite. I want to look right before going pro
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What are your thoughts on pedophilia?
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Why did is this take such a long time?
Who is the biggest tool on Alien? I bet it's Dill.
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Why did is this take such a long time?
Who is the biggest tool on Alien? I bet it's Dill.
Hold your horses mate. They got Dylan in there.
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It's been months man, cmon.
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http://instagram.com/p/XELVtbo9GL/ (http://instagram.com/p/XELVtbo9GL/)
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6 months later and it's finally here
http://www.slapmagazine.com/articles/videos/slap-pals-questions-gilbert-crockett (http://www.slapmagazine.com/articles/videos/slap-pals-questions-gilbert-crockett)
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good shit. but wished there was more on the Workshop situation but i guess it was filmed before dill and ave left.
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ya it was good but i hoped it would be better, haha
edit: what interview is being referred to? (fucking with zumiez!?) ?
ok, it was this one
Gilbert Crockett: Vans x Zumiez (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq52zoprfWg#ws)
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Gilbert is one of the few dudes, who are changing skateboarding.
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haha 4:25 (after the chomp on this question)
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yeah, also kneeboarding around the security was hilarious.
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WHAT PANTS DOES THIS DUDE WEAR
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CHOAD LEG SIZE
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Notice whose question was the ender ender? ???
Funny part: 'twas the kookiest question this guy could think of ;D
Props to Gilby for handling it smoothly.
Instafag me: @mockyovelli
Is it a "shameless self-promotion" if there's no shame or "Self"??
Mockyovelli - Face Value (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYzP_dQdg#)
pre-floodz :-*