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Title: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: GeorgeHanson on February 04, 2013, 12:38:05 PM
Braydon Szafranski:

http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/2013/02/mode/maison-kitsune-spring-summer-2013-postcard-lookbook/ (http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/2013/02/mode/maison-kitsune-spring-summer-2013-postcard-lookbook/)
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: fattygay on February 04, 2013, 12:39:49 PM
i sure hope he's fucking her
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Random Matt on February 04, 2013, 12:45:35 PM
(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_17.jpg)
I hardly recognized him without his tongue sticking out.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: The Nose Face on February 04, 2013, 12:46:44 PM
This is how you dress like a coke head:
(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_07.jpg)
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: sexualhelon on February 04, 2013, 12:53:12 PM
You know, I'm always curious how these guys end up in shit like this....especially Braydon.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: GeorgeHanson on February 04, 2013, 12:54:23 PM
I guess after he left Supra and the GFC happened he was a bit short on rent.

Next stop - sucking cock for cash.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: GeorgeHanson on February 04, 2013, 12:55:37 PM
You know, I'm always curious how these guys end up in shit like this....especially Braydon.

Its because skateboarding is so hot right now.

Thats why I skate.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: zoltan on February 04, 2013, 01:06:19 PM
Dude lives in hollywood and needs some easy money...

fuck id be down to get paid to wear some clothes and take pictures with some hot chicks
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Steyv Seynystyr hyhy on February 04, 2013, 01:16:06 PM
(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_19.jpg)
Nice threads bro!

Dude lives in hollywood and needs some easy money...

fuck id be down to wear some clothes and take pictures with some hot chicks
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: slappyslap on February 04, 2013, 01:22:37 PM
I guess after he left Supra and the GFC happened he was a bit short on rent.

Next stop - sucking cock for cash.

never was on supra. Emerica
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: starwars on February 04, 2013, 01:24:53 PM
jacked legs
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: biggietoms on February 04, 2013, 01:26:31 PM
good for braydon.......wish i could get money that easily
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Hatechild on February 04, 2013, 01:27:08 PM
Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: GeorgeHanson on February 04, 2013, 01:29:31 PM
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I guess after he left Supra and the GFC happened he was a bit short on rent.

Next stop - sucking cock for cash.
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never was on supra. Emerica

I knew that - just my borderline regular brain playing tricks on me.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on February 04, 2013, 01:58:45 PM
Oh so now you're team handsome team manager now or something?
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: nutsack nipples on February 04, 2013, 02:00:01 PM
Quote from: The Nose Face �link=topic=67780.msg1842331#msg1842331 date=1360010804
This is how you dress like a coke head:
(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_07.jpg)

that's pretty much the same thing I've thought looking at any picture of Braydon
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Sondor on February 04, 2013, 02:08:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vp8QCSG.jpg)
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: wallieD on February 04, 2013, 02:36:32 PM
nice to know if someone ever smashes my face in with a baseball bat i could still get paid to do some modeling, if i know the right people
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Ripped Laces on February 04, 2013, 03:39:46 PM
GET DA MONEY!
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on February 04, 2013, 04:23:30 PM
jacked legs

Do you even lift bro?

(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4945/braydonlegs.png)
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Iceman on February 04, 2013, 04:30:44 PM
Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.

Today Slap taught me that getting your picture taken with a model = fucking them.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: derek zoolander on February 04, 2013, 04:41:54 PM
Oh so now you're team handsome team manager now or something?
Time to make a new thread for that one.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Aleister gnarly on February 04, 2013, 04:47:37 PM
Team handsome?

More like team  fucking ugly.

Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: AfterEight on February 04, 2013, 05:11:04 PM
Team handsome?

More like team  fucking ugly.



WOAHHH SLOW DOWN THERE COWBOY
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: toque on February 04, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
yeah I think hes still on team goofy jackass
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: conqueso on February 04, 2013, 06:13:21 PM
gotta tattoo my face soon
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 04, 2013, 06:45:50 PM
dude's cute as hell you guys are trippin'
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: gsosa on February 04, 2013, 06:52:46 PM
I dont know about him but Id surely fuck that girl.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: escapistfool on February 04, 2013, 07:01:04 PM
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Team handsome?

More like team  fucking ugly.


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WOAHHH SLOW DOWN THERE COWBOY
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OcvN16HblZM/UHpuNJDqFnI/AAAAAAAAC7w/RlOBg83Iy5g/s1600/anchorman-well-that-escalated-quickly.jpg)
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on February 04, 2013, 07:15:07 PM
This team handsome thing is getting kinda stupid
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Pango on February 04, 2013, 08:28:10 PM
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Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.
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Today Slap taught me that getting your picture taken with a model = fucking them.

tooo much logic on slap
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: wake and bacon on February 04, 2013, 10:03:39 PM
well if he is merkin dat ass i guess that means his 'doesn't fuck a girl more than 3 times' mantra is done.

and no i don't blame him that's the ultimate shit right there you are getting paid to get laid thats a double whammy if i ever heard one.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: otis shredding on February 04, 2013, 10:16:14 PM
more like: team dang who's that chick?
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: SLABGates on February 04, 2013, 10:41:48 PM
Must be a doppelganger. There aren't any visible zippers on any of those clothes!
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: 1978 on February 04, 2013, 10:53:51 PM
I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: ice nine on February 05, 2013, 01:00:27 AM
I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?
lol u go to non skate parties
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: 1978 on February 05, 2013, 01:12:46 AM
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I met bat face at a non skate party.

He liked my Jordan 9's I had on.

He went on to fuck the hottest chick in the room.

gtwyc?
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lol u go to non skate parties

You don't?
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: SheepShagger on February 05, 2013, 01:23:00 AM
Dude lives in hollywood and needs some easy money...

fuck id be down to get paid to wear some clothes and take pictures with some hot chicks

Not this shitty company looking like a cunt though. 
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: SheepShagger on February 05, 2013, 01:25:34 AM
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Dude fucks models. Can't hate on that.
[close]

Today Slap taught me that getting your picture taken with a model = fucking them.
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tooo much logic on slap


Yeah but, Braydon is not like your regular Slap neckbeard, he's charming. He's not Shaun White...so while normally I would agree that picture with a model does not = fucking.  In this case, it's more likely.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: 1978 on February 05, 2013, 01:33:24 AM
Charming? Dude!!!!
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: SheepShagger on February 05, 2013, 01:38:14 AM
Charming? Dude!!!!

I'm not saying to me he is, I'm saying it's easy to see why people might be drawn to him, he's personable and outgoing.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: ttching! on February 05, 2013, 09:06:52 AM
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Charming? Dude!!!!
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I'm not saying to me he is, I'm saying it's easy to see why people might be drawn to him, he's personable and outgoing.

Don't lie. With that light blond hair and black shit on his face, you know you want to go 'shear' him behind the barn.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: mattofallmatts on February 05, 2013, 09:07:39 AM
(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_11.jpg)

lookin like a bowwwwse.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: Andrefosho on February 05, 2013, 09:27:19 AM
Gtwyc for sure. Easy $$$ for Braydon.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: sexualhelon on February 05, 2013, 12:09:46 PM
Ah, well, these photos have been touched up for sure. I've met Braydon tons of times and in real life he's definitely far from handsome but has the personable thing going for him. With all this shit, I'd imagine it's mostly the right place at the right time. I've worked in both fashion and skateboarding though which to my knowledge don't too often overlap in the fashionista aspect....or didn't until just recently.
Title: Re: Team Handsome Welcomes...
Post by: floop on February 05, 2013, 12:16:54 PM
i've got an idea you hold the payphone receiver and act like you're giving him a kiss, while he's looking at the camera.  act natural

(http://www.kitsune.fr/journal/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SS13_Lookbook__Page_27.jpg)