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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Ted Patterson on May 15, 2013, 01:43:48 PM
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Hey guys I found this pretty interesting article about Sean Malto on Blogspot.com
Wonder if it's true? ???
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html (http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html)
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you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?
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i've been hearing about the buttery ass. supposedly it's some Kat Stacks type chick that goes to all the street leagues and then tries to put pro skaters on blast. beware, i heard this bitch is for real.
also she's the one running the camera in that Carroll/Sheckler/Nyjah orgy party footage.
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Yes.
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I'd like Malto more if he was into some R. Kells' type antics, takes a real man to get dirty with the suck pigs he slays.
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Sean does not get down like that!
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you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?
this part of the write-up makes sense to me: ::)
We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies to get down to action
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you really went through all that trouble to make a blog and a new account to just post a bullshit story?
this part of the write-up makes sense to me: ::)
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We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies to get down to action
Waynes World Product Placement Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAjXYfTtGas#)
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I'd like Malto more if he was into some R. Kells' type antics, takes a real man to get dirty with the suck pigs he slays.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvw9yxbHH1r5vqozo1_500.gif)
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Sheep Shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMNasCqlyw#)
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Karl tells it like it iz. By the way, robots don't sleep so I'm calling bs on the Shane bunk bed piss on ass story.
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nice campfire story, but do you honestly a dumb broad like that knows who the fuck scuba steve is?
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Sean does not get down like that!
karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.
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nice campfire story, but do you honestly think a dumb broad like that knows who the fuck scuba steve is?
fixed. and i agree with zoltan.......mainly because of his sig..... but i think ted patterson is the dumb broad
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Sean does not get down like that!
karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life. I think I know who you're talking about though. Was this at the Island?
If so, It was my this guy named Mace and everybody thinks he's me. LOL
Either way, that sucks your sweatshirt was messed up.
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I don't care how blatantly fake that is i laughed.
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karl, as much as i would like to disclose my identity to you, i won't. but i will tell you that it was at the element summer skate camp in 2007. i came with.....and everybody on slap is gonna love this....nyjah, jahmai, ahbi, adeyemi in their rv, and that little dude eliah and and his dad. i think we met up with you at adeymemi's mom's house in merced if im not mistaken. and you, adeyemi, myjah and me played scrabble at like 2 in the morning.....i probably was wearing the joint-resined-southpole sweatshirt too. if you do somehow manage to remember my name, please do not use it. if you do, and i will know, i will be forced to kill you.
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Hey guys I found this pretty interesting article about Sean Malto on Blogspot.com
Wonder if it's true? ???
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html (http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/2012/10/during-half-time-at-glendale-arizona.html)
Please don't post anymore of your sex fantasy stories here
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karl, as much as i would like to disclose my identity to you, i won't. but i will tell you that it was at the element summer skate camp in 2007. i came with.....and everybody on slap is gonna love this....nyjah, jahmai, ahbi, adeyemi in their rv, and that little dude eliah and and his dad. i think we met up with you at adeymemi's mom's house in merced if im not mistaken. and you, adeyemi, myjah and me played scrabble at like 2 in the morning.....i probably was wearing the joint-resined-southpole sweatshirt too. if you do somehow manage to remember my name, please do not use it. if you do, and i will know, i will be forced to kill you.
What! Theres nothing but truth to everything you said. It's all coming back now :) dang man my bad. I must have been on one
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and my rise to power begins.......btw karl, how's elon doing?i remember he came to the camp too with you.
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Anything southpole should come pre-sprinkled wit joint resin
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and my rise to power begins.......btw karl, how's elon doing?i remember he came to the camp too with you.
He's very good! Hit me up with a PM and we can stay in contact. I also want to hook it up with a new sweatshirt for you.
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Anything southpole should come pre-sprinkled wit joint resin
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i love how much product placement is in her yellow journalism.
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This is the worst thread of all time. Save your time and don't click the link
seriously who does this?
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Sean does not get down like that!
karl i met you in 2007 and you borrowed my SOUTHPOLE sweatshirt to go smoke some nug with some fools cuz you all sensitive and get chilly real easy. any who, you came back about 45 minutes later with joint resin all on my freshie fresh sweatshirt. you dick. im only bringing this up because thats the only bad thing i have to say about you.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life. I think I know who you're talking about though. Was this at the Island?
If so, It was my this guy named Mace and everybody thinks he's me. LOL
Either way, that sucks your sweatshirt was messed up.
Haha Mace, I know him.
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I've been thoroughly entertained. I like the resolution at the end when the two homies (with a mild sexual attraction to each other) are reunited and the scummy one makes right on the gear that was sullied.
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I've been thoroughly entertained. I like the resolution at the end when the two homies (with a mild sexual attraction to each other) are reunited and the scummy one makes right on the gear that was sullied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sU1aG7kBM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sU1aG7kBM)
and i highly doubt that karl would consider me a "homie" so why don't you stick your own dick in your butt
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and i just HAVE to leave this here too. dgk all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc6Yu6lpw-Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc6Yu6lpw-Y)
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this is true, malto likes to get pee'd on. this chick i know did it to him t sxsw one year.
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this is true, malto likes to get pee'd on. this chick i know did it to him t sxsw one year.
pics or gtfo
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untied shoe lace belt and then slapped scuba steve on the butt butt
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People who like to get peed on don't do it on the tour bus, or at least not without some plastic laid out first.
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People who like to get peed on don't do it on the tour bus, or at least not without some plastic laid out first.
This!
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I'll watch a bitch piss on someone, wtf , that's fucked, over this drivel anyday ........"We brushed aside the Monster Energy snapbacks, Dre-beats headphones and Skatemental hoodies"haha ;D
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People who like to get peed on don't do it on the tour bus, or at least not without some plastic laid out first.
This!
You guys have experience in this? If so, please elaborate for the next time I run into a girl who wants a golden shower.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/5bo8XMq0GROw0/original.gif)
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I was going down on a chick one time and I try to tell myself that she squirted in my mouth, but I'm not certain it was pussy squirt juice.
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Karl tells it like it iz. By the way, robots don't sleep so I'm calling bs on the Shane bunk bed piss on ass story.
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People who like to get peed on don't do it on the tour bus, or at least not without some plastic laid out first.
This!
You guys have experience in this? If so, please elaborate for the next time I run into a girl who wants a golden shower.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/5bo8XMq0GROw0/original.gif)
To make it really golden please hold the pee in for at least 6-8hrs before making it rain.
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Sean does not get down like that!
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People who like to get peed on don't do it on the tour bus, or at least not without some plastic laid out first.
I mean peeing on the ass is one thing but no way in hell is piss getting anywhere else. What kind of dirty shit is that!