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Title: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: CamaroSSk8 on June 13, 2013, 03:19:58 PM
anyone know info?
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Post by: paraquat on June 13, 2013, 03:53:28 PM
I think he has had previous run ins with the law. Hopefully he makes it out alright
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Post by: ice nine on June 13, 2013, 04:39:37 PM
in the new thrasher they have a storm reunion where he says his real job is hustling.
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Post by: KUberry on June 13, 2013, 04:45:11 PM
He also had an interlock in his car for his day in the life. Could be DUI related
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Post by: nowell on June 13, 2013, 04:55:08 PM
he's been on the run since 2001, had the death sentence and everything
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Post by: D. Bag on June 13, 2013, 05:22:29 PM
California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Aatila on June 13, 2013, 05:26:52 PM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
we do well at least in los angeles county im sure he got locked up in sand diego county so im not sure on their access
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Post by: 69 on June 13, 2013, 05:27:21 PM
NAH FUCK THAT^
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Post by: goldenbullcow on June 13, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.

So Wisconsin is "with the program" cause it's easy to find out any dirt anyone has ever done?  Damn I miss the days when people minded their own damn business.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: paraquat on June 13, 2013, 06:06:25 PM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
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California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
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So Wisconsin is "with the program" cause it's easy to find out any dirt anyone has ever done?  Damn I miss the days when people minded their own damn business.
True.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: atswimtwobirds on June 13, 2013, 06:35:24 PM
lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: natenola forever on June 13, 2013, 07:31:35 PM
 i know he had a bunch of trouble with the law related to having DUIs, in some interview he said he had to go spend 8 hours a day at some DUI thing just so he wouldnt go to jail.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Cameron Hoegee on June 13, 2013, 08:21:06 PM
lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
Can you repeat this in a more intelligent way so we can fucking understand you?
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: 69 on June 13, 2013, 08:34:35 PM
YOU ARE NOT WAVY ^^^^^^^^^^
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Post by: Thrillho on June 13, 2013, 08:51:06 PM
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lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
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Can you repeat this in a more intelligent way so we can fucking understand you?

MF Doom - Rap Snitch Knishes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwQSbpOU_k#)
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: fulfillthedream on June 13, 2013, 09:00:00 PM
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lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
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Can you repeat this in a more intelligent way so we can fucking understand you?

here you go ;

Brandon Turner distributed marijuana, heroine, cocaine, crack as well as other drugs. i heard he got tattled tailed on for some marijuana. thank goodness it wasn't any other drugs because the charges could have been heavier.

They can keep track of what you're doing through social media- so watch out.  'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed' (Quote that Brandon Turner said which got him supposedly caught for drug use on youtube)
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Cameron Hoegee on June 13, 2013, 09:15:30 PM
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lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
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Can you repeat this in a more intelligent way so we can fucking understand you?
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here you go ;

Brandon Turner distributed marijuana, heroine, cocaine, crack as well as other drugs. i heard he got tattled tailed on for some marijuana. thank goodness it wasn't any other drugs because the charges could have been heavier.

They can keep track of what you're doing through social media- so watch out.  'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed' (Quote that Brandon Turner said which got him supposedly caught for drug use on youtube)
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and for that we thank you.
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Post by: 360 frip on June 13, 2013, 09:25:41 PM
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lil b pushes weed, dope, coke, crack, etc. heard narc'd out on a little weed, lukcily not heavier shit.

they see you online, on you tube lil b - b careful

'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed'

yeh u, and u done gave urself away
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Can you repeat this in a more intelligent way so we can fucking understand you?
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here you go ;

Brandon Turner distributed marijuana, heroine, cocaine, crack as well as other drugs. i heard he got tattled tailed on for some marijuana. thank goodness it wasn't any other drugs because the charges could have been heavier.

They can keep track of what you're doing through social media- so watch out.  'who keep a fiftha hennessey in cargo pockets filled wit weed' (Quote that Brandon Turner said which got him supposedly caught for drug use on youtube)
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You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and for that we thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oEaYnm9Fk

Should have been born like Frankie.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: 69 on June 13, 2013, 09:28:51 PM
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and for that we thank you.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE A FUCKING CREEP
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Post by: Cameron Hoegee on June 13, 2013, 09:59:49 PM
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You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, and for that we thank you.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE A FUCKING CREEP
What am i doing you ask? thanking a man for his help. Creep you say? no decency, its simple. Although i value your opinion as a person and will take it into consideration when making another post.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 13, 2013, 10:37:02 PM
Fucking lame if he is in jail over some drug charge. Baptista's right #jailsareforprofit Fuck the prison industrial complex
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Post by: DEDBBIS on June 13, 2013, 11:03:24 PM
Fucking lame if he is in jail over some drug charge. Baptista's right #jailsareforprofit Fuck the prison industrial complex
There is very little "correcting" going on. All they accomplish is making an inmate's reentry into society nearly impossible.

Except Dennis
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251203618073/Chad-L-Coleman-as-Dennis--003.jpg)
He was a rare exception
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: ice nine on June 13, 2013, 11:59:55 PM
^and andy roy
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: realitycontrol on June 14, 2013, 12:34:26 AM
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Fucking lame if he is in jail over some drug charge. Baptista's right #jailsareforprofit Fuck the prison industrial complex
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There is very little "correcting" going on. All they accomplish is making an inmate's reentry into society nearly impossible.

Except Dennis
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251203618073/Chad-L-Coleman-as-Dennis--003.jpg)
He was a rare exception


and fictional
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 14, 2013, 06:32:31 AM
Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on June 14, 2013, 06:54:25 AM
Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.
TBone's 3 flips were the illest, so much control ...........
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: paraquat on June 14, 2013, 07:17:29 AM
Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.

Yes in the new thrasher. everybody is 37 now. Scott Pazelt builds computer infrastructures and Chad Knight works for DC. The couldn't track one guy down I think... his name is escaping me.
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Post by: dino conflict on June 14, 2013, 09:03:55 AM
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Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.
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Yes in the new thrasher. everybody is 37 now. Scott Pazelt builds computer infrastructures and Chad Knight works for DC. The couldn't track one guy down I think... his name is escaping me.

Dobstaff
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Post by: happenstance on June 14, 2013, 09:14:11 AM
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Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.
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Yes in the new thrasher. everybody is 37 now. Scott Pazelt builds computer infrastructures and Chad Knight works for DC. The couldn't track one guy down I think... his name is escaping me.
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Dobstaff


Holy crap, I need to see this. Is it in the Nyjah 5-0 cover issue?
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: paraquat on June 14, 2013, 09:17:35 AM
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Wait, there was a reunion for The Storm? Did they reach into the depths of nowheresville and find Scott Pazelt? Is Kanten Russell still as awesome as I hope he is? Is T Bone still passing shove its off as hardflips? So many things I need to know about.
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Yes in the new thrasher. everybody is 37 now. Scott Pazelt builds computer infrastructures and Chad Knight works for DC. The couldn't track one guy down I think... his name is escaping me.
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Dobstaff


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Holy crap, I need to see this. Is it in the Nyjah 5-0 cover issue?

Yep its that issue. Dobstaff!! wiki-wiki- chris- dob - staff.

What weird is they were able to get him to talk about the blunt slide cover. Maybe he had a doctors appointment.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: ice nine on June 14, 2013, 09:21:24 AM
kanten Russell is the head of marketing for vox lol. also t-bone says he does nothing for a job, it's pretty sad stuff really.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: KUberry on June 14, 2013, 09:55:24 AM
Smolik is just chillin. Made bank and invested it aka he's probably lil bs cole dealer
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: TheGodoyTwins on June 14, 2013, 10:04:12 AM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
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California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
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So Wisconsin is "with the program" cause it's easy to find out any dirt anyone has ever done?  Damn I miss the days when people minded their own damn business.

Absofuckinglutely.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: el chino on June 14, 2013, 10:31:12 AM
Smolik is just chillin. Made bank and invested it aka he's probably lil bs cole dealer
how in the fuck could he make any money selling "chris cole's"?
Dumbshit
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Post by: emerican56 on June 14, 2013, 11:14:48 AM
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Smolik is just chillin. Made bank and invested it aka he's probably lil bs cole dealer
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how in the fuck could he make any money selling "chris cole's"?
Dumbshit
*coke
Dumbshit
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Oprah Winfrey on June 14, 2013, 11:51:23 AM
http://nugmag.com/15-questions-with-brandon-turner/ (http://nugmag.com/15-questions-with-brandon-turner/)

(http://nugmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/brandon-turner-nug-august-2.jpg)
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: qwertypoiuy on June 14, 2013, 02:28:45 PM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
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California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
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So Wisconsin is "with the program" cause it's easy to find out any dirt anyone has ever done?  Damn I miss the days when people minded their own damn business.

its always been public record. in "the days" you're referring to, it was just a matter of going to the courthouse and looking it up.
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Post by: Monty Burns on June 14, 2013, 03:16:57 PM
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Smolik is just chillin. Made bank and invested it aka he's probably lil bs cole dealer
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how in the fuck could he make any money selling "chris cole's"?
Dumbshit

actually theres quite alot of money to be made in human trafficking
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Post by: paraquat on June 14, 2013, 03:21:36 PM
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Fucking lame if he is in jail over some drug charge. Baptista's right #jailsareforprofit Fuck the prison industrial complex
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There is very little "correcting" going on. All they accomplish is making an inmate's reentry into society nearly impossible.

Except Dennis
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251203618073/Chad-L-Coleman-as-Dennis--003.jpg)
He was a rare exception
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unfortunately no one understands this
I'm with it. Cutty is the shit.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: KUberry on June 14, 2013, 03:50:11 PM
Lol yeah smolik made like 50k a month and invested it into that yay. Sorry, fucking autocorrect.
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Post by: Shredsledder on June 14, 2013, 09:55:14 PM
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=70937.msg1934191#msg1934191 date=1371169349
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California needs to get with the program and have an online database of court record shit like we do in Wisconsin.  Mysteries like this would be solved in less than 90 seconds if such a system was in place, only takes a second here to find out what shit people have gotten into.
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So Wisconsin is "with the program" cause it's easy to find out any dirt anyone has ever done?  Damn I miss the days when people minded their own damn business.

as much as i agree with your sentiment, I don't think this has ever happened.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: Fake Tits on June 15, 2013, 04:43:01 AM
The thought of old dirty smolik doing anything smart with the money he made makes me giggle.

I mean that chunky bunnings dog collar chain he wears screams money.

In saying that I wish nothing but the best for those dudes.  Stay outta jail.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up?
Post by: KUberry on June 15, 2013, 07:46:39 AM
Does anybody remember the old Wes Kremer video where he gets asked about smolik? He says something along the lines of "yeah, smolik is in Costa Rica with some old white dude...maybe it's snowing down there." Lol
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Post by: tortfeasor on June 15, 2013, 08:53:22 AM
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Fucking lame if he is in jail over some drug charge. Baptista's right #jailsareforprofit Fuck the prison industrial complex
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There is very little "correcting" going on. All they accomplish is making an inmate's reentry into society nearly impossible.

Except Dennis
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/25/1251203618073/Chad-L-Coleman-as-Dennis--003.jpg)
He was a rare exception


how you gunna forget weebay
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l4nq-K82Kqo/Tz5OLnwW8hI/AAAAAAAAAyg/vVZ3SaAyIJc/s1600/wee-bey-gif.gif)
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Post by: el chino on June 15, 2013, 02:41:38 PM
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Smolik is just chillin. Made bank and invested it aka he's probably lil bs cole dealer
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how in the fuck could he make any money selling "chris cole's"?
Dumbshit
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actually theres quite alot of money to be made in human trafficking
you're right, sorry.
smolik could pimp the fuck out of cole's ass.
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Post by: joebudden on June 15, 2013, 06:12:23 PM
dope boi (allegedly) got dope boi problems


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Post by: JoeyStacks on June 16, 2013, 12:53:20 PM
how is weed not legal in Cali yet?
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Post by: IamCircus on June 17, 2013, 07:30:15 AM
He is not locked up in SD.
Title: Re: brandon turner locked up? *NOW FREE*
Post by: Aatila on October 08, 2014, 09:35:48 PM
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Post by: lk130 on October 09, 2014, 12:04:59 AM
Shorty's team for life
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Post by: Molte on October 09, 2014, 07:33:57 AM
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Damn, he ain't even doin it right..