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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Aatila on June 25, 2013, 09:59:32 AM
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Its looking to be a skate brand.*edit i meant to put board brand* Vans been posting photos of stuff and deleting some of the posts showing product. i couldnt screenshot it in time but i grabbed this. Maybe they are behind it financially...
(http://i1336.photobucket.com/albums/o646/HandsomeFemale/ScreenShot2013-06-25at94604AM_zpsce6838e8.png)
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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
Of Course!!! haha!
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no this is perfect I don't want to have to go between the other three threads anymore, thanks
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Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question: If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing", did I really cum in my pants?
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Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question:? If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing",? did I really cum in my pants?
No. You just blew a load.
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I think I might change my name to Aload.
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Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question: If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing", did I really cum in my pants?
One possible answer might be that you came in my mouth but so that you wouldn't feel too gay you were calling my mouth "your pants"...then yes...you came in your pants.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
i think its penis on penis action
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/004/5/b/robotech_babs_bunny_by_odiz-d36g5lr.png)
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.
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I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.
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I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.
Does knowing he just flunked the gay test mean that I passed it or do you actually have to enjoy Yentl?
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I'm very confused by the Voltron-esque aeroplanes in this picture. But yeah...you got the right Babs.
Quote of the day
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
That's the one I took.
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Well this thread made me think of this
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
No. Babs and Judy Garland have a lot more to do with it.
Shit I guess I'm gay.
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All I know is that I'm stoked this thread has been hijacked and is now the Cum Guzzling Thread.
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
now accepting sponsor me tapes
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
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just dump it on another part of the body, i?m not gonna... and i dont like fish
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is that even a question?
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
nice!
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
Taht works? how?
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
I see nothing wrong with this. Anyone who does needs to watch some Cronenberg and work through their fear of their own body.
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
Taht works? how?
Pretty standard knowledge...
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0)
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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
theres another cum guzzling thread? somehow im not even surprised.
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As long as it doesn't produce a kid I don't give a shit where it goes. Once it's out of my body it's none of my business.
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hang on, let's start ANOTHER fucking thread about this. FUCKING AWFUL!!
theres another cum guzzling thread? somehow im not even surprised.
Seamus linked it. It was highly informative.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it?
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it?
Does the cum smell like poo?
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Gay - what about the poo smell? ive always wondered if dudes would ever get used to it?
Does the cum smell like poo?
where do gay babies come from?
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
My brother told me that's wat a "happy ending" was. I later found out he was lying.
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is felching a real thing? asking for a friend.
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is felching a real thing? asking for a friend.
Yes and I think it's gross as hell. No I don't do it.
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
I always kiss girls after they blow me. They just sucked a dick and swallowed a load. That's the least you can do for the little trooper.
L33Tg33k, when the time comes, you look that lassie right in her big, glassy eyes and you go in for a big salty one, you hear?
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Yeah, Gay, is it gross to smell a dude's ass after a long day of skating? Or do you ever catch a whiff of ass when you're giving a guy a handie? My jeans are usually pretty soaked and swampy after a good summer session.
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(http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/12/91/80/129180_m500.jpg)
Damn, that might be the greatest ad that skateboarding's ever had.
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
I always kiss girls after they blow me. They just sucked a dick and swallowed a load. That's the least you can do for the little trooper.
L33Tg33k, when the time comes, you look that lassie right in her big, glassy eyes and you go in for a big salty one, you hear?
If I ever get a girl that wants to do the sex with me I'm going to do whatever the hell she wants, from rimming to pegging, because god bless her for showing up.
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majority of girls SPIT
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
Taht works? how?
Pretty standard knowledge...
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0)
So just hypothetically speaking if my girl needs to pass a drug test I can just tell her to go down on me as frequently as possible and all it well for both parties?
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majority of girls SPIT
That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.
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true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window
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That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.
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If they don't know how to tell when the flood is cummin, then perhaps they should have built an ark before the storm started brewing.
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That's the sad truth. Pornography sets us up expecting a life where every girl gargles then swallows every drop before licking her lips and asking for more. Realistically three out of five girls either spit it out or get out of the way as soon as you warn them about the incoming ejaculate and jerk it out all over your stomach/chest or their tits depending on the situation. If they want to really impress you and win your heart they might swallow the first few times just to make an impression but show their true colors once they're comfortable.
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If they don't know how to tell when the flood is cummin, then perhaps they should have built an ark before the storm started brewing.
ahhahahah! this!
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true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window
Who gives a shit, that'd be awesome
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This is a good representation of how it feels to have a girl swallow with your sausage still in her mouth
(http://www.muralsuperstore.com/images/PR%208309_BeachHammock..jpg)
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lol i guess im just a sensitive new-age guy who likes to cry sometimes
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true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window Wife it.
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true stories^^^^ imagine your girlfriend swallowed every single time yuck! respect out the window
You and your girlfriend obviously aren't in love.
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i dont no whats wrong with me ???
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majority of girls SPIT
^Inaccurate.
Also, none of you guys ever fucked a girl in the butt before? Talkin' bout 'poo smell' ya ignorant mothafuckaz.
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Since we are on the subject I would like to pose a philosophical question: If I came in my pants but, but in reality, wasn't actually wearing pants during the "came-ing", did I really cum in my pants?
One possible answer might be that you came in my mouth but so that you wouldn't feel too gay you were calling my mouth "your pants"...then yes...you came in your pants.
You may have come in your birthday suit (pants).
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
i think its penis on penis action
Like "docking"?
^Inaccurate.
Also, none of you guys ever fucked a girl in the butt before? Talkin' bout 'poo smell' ya ignorant mothafuckaz.
True and true. Most girls in my experience swollow and butt sex rarely has any shit or shit smell involved.
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Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
Yeah. No biggie.
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Gay, do you actually like the taste of cum? I ask because the fact that you're gay doesn't mean you actually like to swig man-yonnaise. I mean, you can like the twinkie, but not the cream filling.
I actually don't. Cum grosses me out. If it gets on or near me I scream like a girl with a spider on her, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF" Bums most other gay dudes out.
Isn't enjoying cum like the official gay test?
i think its penis on penis action
Like "docking"?
^Inaccurate.
Also, none of you guys ever fucked a girl in the butt before? Talkin' bout 'poo smell' ya ignorant mothafuckaz.
True and true. Most girls in my experience swollow and butt sex rarely has any shit or shit smell involved.
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It's a thread about cum guzzling, anal and homosexual sex. This is SLAP.
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My girl swallowed it down quiet a bit in the early stages, just to impress for sure. She thought she was all cool until I told her that ever other girl prior to here drank it down to. Funny enough she admitted that after swallowing it she would get an upset stomach in about 20 minutes or so...feel like having to dirreha she said.
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It's called grooming. Now bend over and no spitting.
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My girl swallowed it down quiet a bit in the early stages, just to impress for sure.? ? She thought she was all cool until I told her that ever other girl prior to here drank it down to.? ? Funny enough she admitted that after swallowing it she would get an upset stomach in about 20 minutes or so...feel like having to dirreha she said.
Way to put her in her place. Next time tell her that her pussy is looser than those girls too and that she should lose some weight then crack open a Hamms and see if River Monsters is on.
(http://heinzeworld.com/Pictures/Pop%20and%20Hamms.jpg)
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future collabo?
http://beerpulse.com/2013/06/fucking-awesome-beer-label-just-approved-727/ (http://beerpulse.com/2013/06/fucking-awesome-beer-label-just-approved-727/)
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My girl swallowed it down quiet a bit in the early stages, just to impress for sure.? ? She thought she was all cool until I told her that ever other girl prior to here drank it down to.? ? Funny enough she admitted that after swallowing it she would get an upset stomach in about 20 minutes or so...feel like having to dirreha she said.
Way to put her in her place.? Next time tell her that her pussy is looser than those girls too and that she should lose some weight then crack open a Hamms and see if River Monsters is on.
(http://heinzeworld.com/Pictures/Pop%20and%20Hamms.jpg)
Best post you've made, chock!
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After passing my drug test by drinking my cum, it totally doesn't bother me to kiss a girl who has swallowed or even spit out my seed.
Taht works? how?
Pretty standard knowledge...
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=68380.0)
So just hypothetically speaking if my girl needs to pass a drug test I can just tell her to go down on me as frequently as possible and all it well for both parties?
No, it only works if its your own semen. So it's only a solution for guys.
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My girl swallowed it down quiet a bit in the early stages, just to impress for sure.? ? She thought she was all cool until I told her that ever other girl prior to here drank it down to.? ? Funny enough she admitted that after swallowing it she would get an upset stomach in about 20 minutes or so...feel like having to dirreha she said.
Way to put her in her place. Next time tell her that her pussy is looser than those girls too and that she should lose some weight then crack open a Hamms and see if River Monsters is on.
(http://heinzeworld.com/Pictures/Pop%20and%20Hamms.jpg)
You are awesome.
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I can't remember if I have this trick from a movie or a tv-series or something. But the trick I did to convince my ex, once we argued wether or not it was annoying that she ran out to the toilet and spit it out, was to fill my mouth with a glass of water and ask her if she thought I looked sexy? - ever since then she gladly swallowed (and broke up)