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Title: Poor Man's
Post by: yeahmmm on July 20, 2013, 04:58:11 PM
Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
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Post by: heckler on July 20, 2013, 05:02:00 PM
Austin Stephens: the poor man's Nate Broussard.
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Post by: StimCoCruzer on July 20, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
chris haslam is the poor man's daewon
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Post by: anblue on July 20, 2013, 05:21:46 PM
david reyes is a poor mans malto, but i still like him
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Post by: Sarcasm on July 20, 2013, 05:39:53 PM
Jereme Rogers a poor man's Paul Rodriguez. Brian Wenning is a poor man.
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Post by: J.R. on July 20, 2013, 05:46:34 PM
Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: GOKU on July 20, 2013, 06:11:37 PM
I thought of Stefan Attardo as the poor man's Dill back in the day
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Post by: Tracer on July 20, 2013, 06:16:36 PM
Mikey Taylor is the poor mans Dylan Rieder
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Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 20, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: yeahmmm on July 20, 2013, 06:21:48 PM
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.

i was going to use the Andy Mac/Tony Hawk for the starter!! haha
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: fulfillthedream on July 20, 2013, 07:11:41 PM
Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.

pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.
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Post by: coneklr on July 20, 2013, 07:20:52 PM
Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.

This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!
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Post by: sultsult on July 20, 2013, 07:27:19 PM
johan stuckey - poor mans chris lambert
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Post by: ChillMurray on July 20, 2013, 07:58:39 PM
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!

I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
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Post by: Pavementi on July 20, 2013, 08:09:50 PM
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!
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I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
i'd argue Alex is the poor man's Steve
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Post by: DCLOVE on July 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM
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Gillete is the poor mans Dylan.

Dill is the poor mans Gonz.

Andy Mac is the poor mans Tony Hawk.
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This is pretty close to where I was gonna go!
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I'd argue Olson is the poor mans Dylan.
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i'd argue Alex is the poor man's Steve

your a funny man.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: 4wheels on July 20, 2013, 08:25:03 PM
Boo Johnson is the rich mans Kevin Romar... sadly that still equals the poor mans Gershon Mosley
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Post by: Noioso on July 20, 2013, 10:10:37 PM
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Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
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pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.

Even that is not right. Cerezini is a lot more tech than P-Rod, but P-Rod does bigger shit. I would say it is one of those random dudes that skates his park or Evan Hernandez (even though he is not from the third world...I think).
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: noone1234 on July 20, 2013, 10:59:19 PM
chase webb, the poor man's fetal alcohol syndrome-bastard child.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: sid vicious on July 20, 2013, 11:01:21 PM
david gonzales is a poor mans christian hosoi

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Post by: Fake Tits on July 20, 2013, 11:02:13 PM
I thought this was gonna be about poor mans bikini beach TV show...
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 20, 2013, 11:22:11 PM
Brian Wenning is the poor man's Jereme Rogers. Hear me out...

They both had amazing first parts, showed this amazing capacity for skateboarding, then went absolutely fucking crazy and holy shit they're crazy. The reason Wenning is the poor man's version is because he is poor.
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Post by: KUberry on July 21, 2013, 12:17:13 AM
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Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
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pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.
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Even that is not right. Cerezini is a lot more tech than P-Rod, but P-Rod does bigger shit. I would say it is one of those random dudes that skates his park or Evan Hernandez (even though he is not from the third world...I think).

Evan Hernandez is rich off owning KREW and slanging that yo. Tx beat p rod on a double hardflip in BATB 4. Cerezini has stick up the ass style so I guess him and Paul have that in common, but he is not as tech as P Rod...not even close.

That said ill offer this gem:
  Richard Mulder is the poor man's Henry Sanchez
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: KUberry on July 21, 2013, 12:21:31 AM
chase webb, the poor man's fetal alcohol syndrome-bastard child.

Yeah he reminds me of this special needs kid (ironically named Chase) that went to my highschool. You know...braces, mouth open with a dumbfounded look all the time, total signs of severe retardation.  Like the midget, soccer playing son on Little People Big World.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: nowell on July 21, 2013, 12:23:28 AM
Jereme Rogers a poor man's Paul Rodriguez. Brian Wenning is a poor man.

hahahaha

Koston- poor man's tiger woods
Gary Rogers- poor man's dave chapelle
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: KUberry on July 21, 2013, 12:27:47 AM
Nick Trapasso- the poor mans Keanu Reeves.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Hari Seldon on July 21, 2013, 01:23:17 AM
Dorian Tucker: Poor man's Marc Johnson (Maybe just for Dickies Pants Style back in the day...)
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: EnjoiSanJose on July 21, 2013, 01:32:42 AM
Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: jexe on July 21, 2013, 01:34:36 AM
Keelan Dadd is a poor mans Tx






No matter what he thinks
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 21, 2013, 01:35:02 AM
i always thought of strubing as a less rich man's busenitz
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Will Easley on July 21, 2013, 01:39:01 AM
Keelan Dadd is a poor mans Tx






No matter what he thinks

Nah Keelan's more like a poor man's Stevie Williams.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 21, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
Greg Lutzka is a poor man's Mark Appleyard (don't know who is richer though, probably Lutzka).
Louie Lopez is a poor man's Nyjah Huston.
Don Nguyen is a poor man's Jerry Hsu.
Corey Kennedy a poor man's PJ Ladd...
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Fake Tits on July 21, 2013, 02:11:38 AM
Greg Lutzka is a poor man's Mark Appleyard (don't know who is richer though, probably Lutzka).
Louie Lopez is a poor man's Nyjah Huston.
Don Nguyen is a poor man's Jerry Hsu.
Corey Kennedy a poor man's PJ Ladd...

You are joking right?

None are similar.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 21, 2013, 02:39:10 AM
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Greg Lutzka is a poor man's Mark Appleyard (don't know who is richer though, probably Lutzka).
Louie Lopez is a poor man's Nyjah Huston.
Don Nguyen is a poor man's Jerry Hsu.
Corey Kennedy a poor man's PJ Ladd...
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You are joking right?

None are similar.
pfff whatever you say
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on July 21, 2013, 02:39:43 AM
figgy is a poor man's leo romero
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: JACKSONVILLAIN on July 21, 2013, 02:44:07 AM
Robbie Brockel poor man's Grant Taylor
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Shamalamalon on July 21, 2013, 02:56:02 AM


  All those new dudes on girl/chocolate are like a poor man's girl/chocolate
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Post by: MuchasGracias on July 21, 2013, 03:07:41 AM
Neckface is a poor mans poor man.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on July 21, 2013, 03:23:22 AM
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Keelan Dadd is a poor mans Tx






No matter what he thinks
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Nah Keelan's more like a poor man's Stevie Williams.

Just a thought but it seems like some of you guys are confusing "poor man's" with "newer version of". For the newer generation, Keelan has about the same value Stevie has had for "our" generation. Just because his skating is obviously influenced by Stevie, doesn't mean he's a "poor man's" version.

Louie Lopez is also in no way a poor man's Nyjah Huston. They don't even skate remotely similar. Hell, Louie rips anything apart from stairs, hubbas, and handrails way harder than Nyjah.

However, that Lutzka-Appleyard comparison is true in a way. In my eyes, Chris Roberts is a poor man's version of Marc Johnson. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: IamKeeegy on July 21, 2013, 03:26:05 AM
Austin Stephens: the poor man's Nate Broussard.

The whole world is the poor mans Nate Broussard, that man is fucking glorious.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: happenstance on July 21, 2013, 03:38:53 AM
Not stating an opinion on the matter, but I remember when PJ first started gaining traction people were calling him the poor man's Ronnie Creager.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: 360 frip on July 21, 2013, 03:45:36 AM
david gonzales is a smallpoor mans christian hosoi


Fixed
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 21, 2013, 03:46:50 AM
Louie Lopez is also in no way a poor man's Nyjah Huston. They don't even skate remotely similar. Hell, Louie rips anything apart from stairs, hubbas, and handrails way harder than Nyjah.
However, that Lutzka-Appleyard comparison is true in a way. In my eyes, Chris Roberts is a poor man's version of Marc Johnson. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
Who said it is a reference for their skating? I was thinking about the little kid status and -style and the long hair, not the tricks. Same with Jerry and Don which was only an allusion to the interview with J. in which he said people confuse him with D.
Thought all these were obvious but I overestimated some of you. Chris Roberts = poor an's Marc Johnson makes sense too.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: nowell on July 21, 2013, 04:22:28 AM
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Louie Lopez is also in no way a poor man's Nyjah Huston. They don't even skate remotely similar. Hell, Louie rips anything apart from stairs, hubbas, and handrails way harder than Nyjah.
However, that Lutzka-Appleyard comparison is true in a way. In my eyes, Chris Roberts is a poor man's version of Marc Johnson. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
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Who said it is a reference for their skating? I was thinking about the little kid status and -style and the long hair, not the tricks. Same with Jerry and Don which was only an allusion to the interview with J. in which he said people confuse him with D.
Thought all these were obvious but I overestimated some of you. Chris Roberts = poor an's Marc Johnson makes sense too.


Nah, stop being stubborn cunt and accept you blew it
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on July 21, 2013, 04:39:07 AM
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Louie Lopez is also in no way a poor man's Nyjah Huston. They don't even skate remotely similar. Hell, Louie rips anything apart from stairs, hubbas, and handrails way harder than Nyjah.
However, that Lutzka-Appleyard comparison is true in a way. In my eyes, Chris Roberts is a poor man's version of Marc Johnson. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
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Who said it is a reference for their skating? I was thinking about the little kid status and -style and the long hair, not the tricks. Same with Jerry and Don which was only an allusion to the interview with J. in which he said people confuse him with D.
Thought all these were obvious but I overestimated some of you. Chris Roberts = poor an's Marc Johnson makes sense too.

Fair enough. I got the Jerry/Don thing but the Nyjah/Louie comparison was a miracle to me. The thing with irony/humor on the internet is... it doesn't always come across that easily. Don't blame it on people too much. Especially since most posters on here will think of peoples' skating first.

Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 21, 2013, 04:47:11 AM
"Do you ever think of yourself as the 99-cent store version of The Muska?"

- Dimitri interviewing Josh Kasper, Big Brother Magazine
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Iceman on July 21, 2013, 08:08:25 AM


  All those new dudes on girl/chocolate are like a poor man's girl/chocolate
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Post by: mareo on July 21, 2013, 08:26:05 AM
Ronson Lambert is the poor man's PJ.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 21, 2013, 09:11:56 AM
Jon Goemann is the poor man to any pro who dresses nice and wants to appear as if they are really into literature, The Smiths, or wants to be recognized as handsome
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: SKATE DAD on July 21, 2013, 09:15:25 AM
Brian Wenning is the poor man's Jereme Rogers. Hear me out...

They both had amazing first parts, showed this amazing capacity for skateboarding, then went absolutely fucking crazy and holy shit they're crazy. The reason Wenning is the poor man's version is because he is poor.
Hahaha!
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: MisterX on July 21, 2013, 12:13:16 PM
Riley Stevens is the poor man's Childress
The Mclung brothers are the poor man's Hanson
Todd Falcon is the poor man's pogo-sticking Andy Mac
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: yeahmmm on July 21, 2013, 12:28:13 PM
Daniel Gesmer poor mans Mullen.  Todd Falcon poor man's Doug Brown hahaha
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Post by: Igor on July 21, 2013, 12:53:18 PM
richie jackson poor mans doug henning
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Post by: noone1234 on July 21, 2013, 12:55:15 PM
Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest

true, 'cept forrest looks like he can beat me up and also does not possess a very punchable face. nyjah on the other hand, has both a very punchable face and also does not look like he can beat anyone up.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 21, 2013, 12:59:37 PM
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Not totally relevant, but I thought it was funny when a magazine that escapes my mind at the moment referred to Rodrigo TX as a 3rd world P-Rod.
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pretty dumb comparison. TX and P rod have very different styles of skating. If anything maybe Danny Cerezini can be a "poor mans" p rod.
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Even that is not right. Cerezini is a lot more tech than P-Rod, but P-Rod does bigger shit. I would say it is one of those random dudes that skates his park or Evan Hernandez (even though he is not from the third world...I think).
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Evan Hernandez is rich off owning KREW and slanging that yo.


woah woah woah, I wasn't aware of this, is this true?
if so, elaborate please.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: ben3350 on July 21, 2013, 01:21:33 PM
Jim Greco is the gay man's Muska
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on July 21, 2013, 01:33:21 PM
Raven Tershey is the Poor Mans Cardiel
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Post by: Nigga on July 21, 2013, 01:40:48 PM
Jon Goemann is the poor man to any pro who dresses nice and wants to appear as if they are really into literature, The Smiths, or wants to be recognized as handsome
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: natenola forever on July 21, 2013, 01:54:22 PM
Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
This one is a little off cuz Melcher was actually around first, he used to be a San Diego Osirus Hip Hop kid before he became a Moped riding soccer hooligan. He's in the all the old San DIego Steve Celenini videos with a lion king haircut, he's also in a bunch of old 411's, i know he killed it in one of the tampa am contest.
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Post by: Magic Pizza on July 21, 2013, 01:56:18 PM
Arnie Stein put the dollar store outta business
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Post by: Upgrayedd on July 21, 2013, 02:38:08 PM
i wouldnt call him a poor version, and it may just be me, but i can kinda see jimmy carlin as a simon woodstock -esque character
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Post by: camel filters on July 21, 2013, 03:39:53 PM
westgate is the rich man's westgate.
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Post by: few123456789 on July 21, 2013, 03:48:58 PM
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Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
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This one is a little off cuz Melcher was actually around first, he used to be a San Diego Osirus Hip Hop kid before he became a Moped riding soccer hooligan. He's in the all the old San DIego Steve Celenini videos with a lion king haircut, he's also in a bunch of old 411's, i know he killed it in one of the tampa am contest.
Was going to say something this point.  Also, his skating completely changed a lot over the years.
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Post by: yeahmmm on July 21, 2013, 05:28:44 PM
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Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
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This one is a little off cuz Melcher was actually around first, he used to be a San Diego Osirus Hip Hop kid before he became a Moped riding soccer hooligan. He's in the all the old San DIego Steve Celenini videos with a lion king haircut, he's also in a bunch of old 411's, i know he killed it in one of the tampa am contest.
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Was going to say something this point.  Also, his skating completely changed a lot over the years.

I know my example wasn't the best haha.  Also I thought Melcher was from Chicago?
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on July 21, 2013, 05:47:26 PM
Haha. This thread is gold
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Post by: 93tilinfinity on July 21, 2013, 06:02:48 PM
I thought this was gonna be about poor mans bikini beach TV show...
I was thinking the same thing.
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Post by: few123456789 on July 21, 2013, 06:11:37 PM
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Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
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This one is a little off cuz Melcher was actually around first, he used to be a San Diego Osirus Hip Hop kid before he became a Moped riding soccer hooligan. He's in the all the old San DIego Steve Celenini videos with a lion king haircut, he's also in a bunch of old 411's, i know he killed it in one of the tampa am contest.
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Was going to say something this point.  Also, his skating completely changed a lot over the years.
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I know my example wasn't the best haha.  Also I thought Melcher was from Chicago?
Not even.  He moved there then Cali at some point. 
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: GOKU on July 21, 2013, 08:24:46 PM
Raven Tershey is the Poor Mans Cardiel


No dude, Bingaman is the poor man's Cardiel
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Post by: Julz on July 21, 2013, 08:42:30 PM
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Raven Tershey is the Poor Mans Cardiel

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No dude, Bingaman is the poor man's Cardiel

Goku, you're kinda right, but being a poor man's Cardiel should be a huge compliment... even tough I don't think you are trying to diss him.
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 21, 2013, 09:23:59 PM
Brian Wenning is the poor man's Jereme Rogers. Hear me out...

They both had amazing first parts, showed this amazing capacity for skateboarding, then went absolutely fucking crazy and holy shit they're crazy. The reason Wenning is the poor man's version is because he is poor.
complete;ly disagreed with this post until the last sentence.
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Post by: GOKU on July 21, 2013, 09:35:53 PM
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Raven Tershey is the Poor Mans Cardiel

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No dude, Bingaman is the poor man's Cardiel
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Goku, you're kinda right, but being a poor man's Cardiel should be a huge compliment... even tough I don't think you are trying to diss him.

No dissing going on here, Bingaman literally looks and skates pretty damn similar to Cards! BUT Bingaman is so good that "poor man's" probably isn't the right phrase in this situation.

I still stand by Attardo being the poor man's Dill back in like 2001 though!
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: natenola forever on July 21, 2013, 09:36:54 PM
Kevin Romar is a smart mans Antuan Dixon
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Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on July 21, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
sean pablo the poor man's lacey baker
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Post by: Andrew on July 21, 2013, 09:43:22 PM
this thread makes me strangely depressed
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Post by: Julz on July 21, 2013, 10:56:28 PM
Morgan Smith is a poor man's Ronnie Creager
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 22, 2013, 04:52:09 AM
westgate is the rich man's westgate.

westgate is a poor/ young man's forrest kirby! i know everybody will disagree again because of the trick selection but they said something like that themselves in a webclip somewhere.

ron deily is a man's man though.
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Post by: optimusXgrind on July 22, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
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Remember in the Circa video they said Tony Tave was the poor man's Koston?  I always thought that was kinda funny/interesting.  I'd say Patrick Melcher is the poor man's Louie Barletta.  anyone have any they can think of?
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This one is a little off cuz Melcher was actually around first, he used to be a San Diego Osirus Hip Hop kid before he became a Moped riding soccer hooligan. He's in the all the old San DIego Steve Celenini videos with a lion king haircut, he's also in a bunch of old 411's, i know he killed it in one of the tampa am contest.
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Was going to say something this point.  Also, his skating completely changed a lot over the years.
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I know my example wasn't the best haha.  Also I thought Melcher was from Chicago?
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Not even.  He moved there then Cali at some point. 

melcher is from rockford, il
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: lalala on July 22, 2013, 07:51:35 AM
Brink is the gay man's erica yary
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Post by: Fastfreddy on July 22, 2013, 01:51:55 PM
Thought this the other day.

Jimmy Cao is the poor man's Malto.
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Post by: Joel Wilson on July 22, 2013, 03:30:40 PM
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2009/ujl.gif)

poor mans

(http://i.imgflip.com/1yrc6.gif) (http://imgflip.com/i/1yrc6)
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Cajungly on July 22, 2013, 03:57:01 PM
chet childress is the poor mans basquiat
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Post by: GAY on July 22, 2013, 04:07:05 PM
Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest

They BOTH scare the living bejeezus out of me! #darkskin
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: GAY on July 22, 2013, 04:09:27 PM
Scott Bourne is the poor man's Maya Angelou.
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Post by: Fastfreddy on July 22, 2013, 04:21:34 PM
chet childress is the poor mans basquiat

THANK YOU.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 22, 2013, 04:50:32 PM

Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest
Yeah, Nyjah and Forrest are identical in every way. From the way they were raised in skateboarding, to the age they were sponsored and blew up,  how they got sponsored, their overall attitude when they talk, their style, and trick selection is identical.
Yup, you've proven how stupid everybody is but you. The fact is, if somebody likes one person who skates stairs and rails, they must love all other people who skate stairs and rails no matter what, or they are hypocrits. They are practicing hypocrisy at its finest. KILL THEM.


By the way, this thread is fucking terrible and its not surprising stupid ass comments like the one I am responding to have come up. However, Jereme Rogers today is the poor man's Jereme Rogers of 5 years ago. He's very similar in the way he skates and looks, but he's poorer and less pleasant.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: nino brown on July 22, 2013, 05:12:45 PM
this thread makes me strangely depressed
this, so many shit comparisons.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Aatila on July 22, 2013, 05:21:59 PM
Thought this the other day.

Jimmy Cao is the poor man's Malto.

Jimmy Cao is Willy Santos reincarnated
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: MonistatOne on July 22, 2013, 05:49:38 PM
RIP Willy  :(
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: sufodiv on July 22, 2013, 05:54:17 PM
wes kremer is the poor mans buesnitz
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Post by: doomstation55 on July 22, 2013, 06:00:18 PM
Do you people in this thread realize that just cuz they look similar does not mean they skate or do anything else simlarly?
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Post by: doublesteveburger on July 23, 2013, 10:41:19 AM
david loy has a crush on tony hawk
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Post by: Makaveli on July 23, 2013, 11:51:00 AM
this thread blows
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Post by: el chino on July 23, 2013, 01:05:09 PM
RIP Willy  :(
yup, too bad he?s still alive though
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Post by: mbquant on July 23, 2013, 08:47:04 PM
(http://cdn04.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/16/rob-dyrdek-ridiculousness-400x300.jpg)

Poor man's Saget.

(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/b/8/collegehumor.91de801b84970860c6b5daa809c0f031.jpg)
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Post by: heckler on July 24, 2013, 04:19:26 PM
Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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Post by: nino brown on July 24, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
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Post by: heckler on July 24, 2013, 06:12:30 PM
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Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
Way better than your pathetic, internet tough guy life.
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Post by: 4wheels on July 24, 2013, 08:11:49 PM
johans in the ugly mans team handsome
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Post by: nino brown on July 25, 2013, 02:43:43 AM
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Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
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Way better than your pathetic, internet tough guy life.
dunno waking up a bitter ugly bitch everyday with no bitches would suck . randomly calling me out of some youtube shit isnt a "internet tough guy" move. stop with the delusional shit,its not my fault you cant compete with the wave.

anyone that doesnt take shit anywhere including the internet is alwayz considered a "internet touch guy" by someone bitchmade so i ok with that
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Post by: Chicken in a Can on July 26, 2013, 09:27:49 AM
scott pazelt is the poor man's creager
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Post by: JB on July 26, 2013, 06:59:34 PM
VX is the poor mans HD.
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Post by: J.R. on July 26, 2013, 07:42:16 PM

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Forrest is the poor man's Nyjah
hate on it, most of you Fuck boys worship Forrest and despise nyjah yet they're both just elite stair huckers/ rail skaters
hypocrisy at its finest
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Yeah, Nyjah and Forrest are identical in every way. From the way they were raised in skateboarding, to the age they were sponsored and blew up,  how they got sponsored, their overall attitude when they talk, their style, and trick selection is identical.
Yup, you've proven how stupid everybody is but you. The fact is, if somebody likes one person who skates stairs and rails, they must love all other people who skate stairs and rails no matter what, or they are hypocrits. They are practicing hypocrisy at its finest. KILL THEM.


By the way, this thread is fucking terrible and its not surprising stupid ass comments like the one I am responding to have come up. However, Jereme Rogers today is the poor man's Jereme Rogers of 5 years ago. He's very similar in the way he skates and looks, but he's poorer and less pleasant.

There was a point when he was pleasant? Am I missing something?
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Post by: tortfeasor on July 26, 2013, 08:35:39 PM
tk is a poor mans terry kennedy.
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Post by: sid vicious on July 26, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
VX is the poor mans HD.

ha....i lol
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Makaveli on July 26, 2013, 09:29:48 PM
VX is the poor mans HD.

you must be shit me
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: railchomper420 on July 27, 2013, 01:19:44 AM
"Do you ever think of yourself as the 99-cent store version of The Muska?"

- Dimitri interviewing Josh Kasper, Big Brother Magazine
^only relevant response.
Melcher a poor mans Barletta?  that's fucking regular.


ima poor mans burman/dick burrito
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: brent on July 27, 2013, 06:45:47 AM
chad tim tim is the poor man's guy kampfen
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Post by: StFlour on July 27, 2013, 06:49:37 AM
chad tim tim poor mans jose rojo
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Post by: Martin on July 27, 2013, 06:50:16 AM
Dan Cates is the impoverished man's Simon Woodstock!

At least Simon Woodstock had the good grace to get the fuck out of skateboarding before the joke wore thin!
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: foureyedjim on July 27, 2013, 12:15:21 PM
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Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
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Way better than your pathetic, internet tough guy life.
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dunno waking up a bitter ugly bitch everyday with no bitches would suck . randomly calling me out of some youtube shit isnt a "internet tough guy" move. stop with the delusional shit,its not my fault you cant compete with the wave.

anyone that doesnt take shit anywhere including the internet is alwayz considered a "internet touch guy" by someone bitchmade so i ok with that

wait wait wait...

is this bobgnarly vs ATM right now?
hahaha!
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: pugmaster on August 12, 2013, 05:53:30 PM
I didn't realize it till I read the "Kyle Nicholson going pro" thread, but watching Kyle Nicholson reminds me of Nick Trapasso during his younger and more formative years (Bootleg 3000).  Not saying that he is a poor man's trapasso, just that if I had to bet how Nick would have ended up, I would have bet that it would have been similar to Nicholson.


Nick Trapasso - Back In The Day - ( Bootleg 3000 ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwqZOm4veQ#)

Kyle Nicholson - Axion Footwear - Nocturnal Skateshop on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/6609866)
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: BALT on August 12, 2013, 08:13:58 PM
Nestor Judkins poor mans Alex Olson
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: anblue on August 12, 2013, 08:21:58 PM
chad tim tim poor mans jose rojo
killyomuthafuckinself
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: camel filters on August 12, 2013, 08:33:42 PM
David Reyes is the poor man's Leo Romero.
Lizard King's the acid tripped man's Daniel Lutheran
Mikey Taylor is the corny man's Dylan Rieder
Furby's the free man's Antwuan Dixon
I am a poor man.
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Post by: KUberry on August 12, 2013, 09:24:48 PM
chad tim tim poor mans jose rojo

Except Tim Tim can do every trick in any of Joe Reds parts switch. Suck a dick. Jose Rojo should be a man am.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: wildbillhiccup on August 12, 2013, 09:40:56 PM
shumizu is the poor mans nuge
beagle is the poormans ty evans
mike white is the poormans herman
marquise preston and cyrill jackson are poor
jason park is a poormans daewon
pat burke is the poormans caswell
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: heckler on August 12, 2013, 10:11:53 PM
shumizu is the poor mans nuge
pat burke is the poormans caswell
This is exceptionally stupid.

Tom Krangelov is the poor man's Leo Romero.
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on August 13, 2013, 04:37:53 AM
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This thread is exceptionally stupid.


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Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Grubby Mits on August 13, 2013, 06:43:34 AM
og de souza is the disabled man's john cardiel

or rather

john cardiel is the abled bodied man's og de souza
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Post by: Mchizzle on August 13, 2013, 09:35:44 AM
Danny Way is now a poor man's Bob Burnquist.
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Post by: GAY on August 13, 2013, 04:55:47 PM
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Brink is the gay man's erica yary
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So good.

I'll drink to that.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: GOKU on August 13, 2013, 08:33:20 PM
Danny Way is now a poor man's Bob Burnquist.

I would gnar you if I could... how the flop do you do that shit anyway? Do I need to make >1000 posts on here? Not gonna happen for at least a year, holy smokes
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: railchomper420 on August 18, 2013, 04:07:26 AM
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shumizu is the poor mans nuge
pat burke is the poormans caswell
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This is exceptionally stupid.

Tom Krangelov is the poor man's Leo Romero.


andy roy is the poor mans lil wayne
brian Schafer is the poor mans prod
max schaaf is the poor mans Daniel Castillo
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: malcyvelli on September 11, 2013, 03:31:46 PM
sammy baptista is a poor man's p rod
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Post by: nowell on September 11, 2013, 03:36:46 PM
adolf hitler is the poor mans Steve berra
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Post by: NergTurtleson on September 11, 2013, 05:18:38 PM
The McClung brothers are the poor mans Jonas brothers.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: malcyvelli on September 11, 2013, 06:18:12 PM
The McClung brothers are the poor mans Jonas brothers.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 11, 2013, 07:08:18 PM
meth is the poor man's coke.




right?
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: fulfillthedream on September 12, 2013, 12:23:31 AM
meth is the poor man's coke.




right?

Wrong. Crack is the poor mans coke
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: JBones on September 12, 2013, 01:55:01 AM
Technically todays skateboarding is the rich man's version of skateboarding.


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Post by: Nosferatu on September 12, 2013, 02:20:16 AM
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Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
[close]
Way better than your pathetic, internet tough guy life.
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dunno waking up a bitter ugly bitch everyday with no bitches would suck . randomly calling me out of some youtube shit isnt a "internet tough guy" move. stop with the delusional shit,its not my fault you cant compete with the wave.

anyone that doesnt take shit anywhere including the internet is alwayz considered a "internet touch guy" by someone bitchmade so i ok with that
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wait wait wait...

is this bobgnarly vs ATM right now?
hahaha!

don't make fun! This is a serious internet problem that could result in name calling.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: J.R. on September 13, 2013, 09:14:35 PM
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Deangelo "lurk daddy" is the poor man's ATMurrell.
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dont disrespect ya self like that
ya i totally wanna be some ugly white kid was a big nose and take pics with pros at demos like they were actually friends.
[close]
Way better than your pathetic, internet tough guy life.
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dunno waking up a bitter ugly bitch everyday with no bitches would suck . randomly calling me out of some youtube shit isnt a "internet tough guy" move. stop with the delusional shit,its not my fault you cant compete with the wave.

anyone that doesnt take shit anywhere including the internet is alwayz considered a "internet touch guy" by someone bitchmade so i ok with that
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wait wait wait...

is this bobgnarly vs ATM right now?
hahaha!
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don't make fun! This is a serious internet problem that could result in name calling.

Damn Nino, what happened to putting guns to fools and robbing fuck niggas back in the Real Confessions thread...
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Makaveli on September 13, 2013, 10:23:30 PM
brad cromer is  a poor man's ben gore and the pizza blowjob boy hates me bc of that fact!
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: J.R. on September 13, 2013, 10:25:51 PM
brad cromer is  a poor man's ben gore and the pizza blowjob boy hates me bc of that fact!

LMAO I thought the same thing, when I read the new Brad Cromer Pro thread I was like damn nigga, didn't we just post this shit a few weeks ago when he was on the other company?
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: malcyvelli on September 14, 2013, 10:14:11 AM
brad cromer is  a poor man's ben gore and the pizza blowjob boy hates me bc of that fact!

You're high if you legit think that
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: few123456789 on September 16, 2013, 07:57:46 PM
topanga a poor man's winnie cooper.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: tranny curb on September 16, 2013, 10:55:52 PM
Scott Bourne is the poor man's Maya Angelou.
lol best quote on slap
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: JABRONI on September 17, 2013, 07:41:41 AM
that red afro albino kid is a poor man's Pfanner
Dyet poorman's Lizard Plum
Creature poormans Anti Hero
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Post by: MonistatOne on September 19, 2013, 07:38:00 PM
Jimmy Arrighihigh is the poor man's Reda.
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Post by: sid vicious on September 19, 2013, 07:42:24 PM
Jimmy Arrighihigh is the poor man's Reda.

damm....i'm digging both, both hella funny
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Mr. Fink on September 19, 2013, 08:03:38 PM
topanga a poor man's winnie cooper.

You shut your mouth. You shut your whore mouth.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: new_york_shitty on September 19, 2013, 09:18:10 PM
Slap is the poor man's Thrasher
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Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 19, 2013, 09:47:18 PM
soft is a poor mans hard
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 20, 2013, 10:12:59 AM
life is the poor mans struggle



hehehe
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: botefdunn on October 26, 2013, 08:56:20 AM
Tom Cruise is the poor man's Micheal J. Fox
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Post by: StabMasterArson on October 26, 2013, 09:15:47 AM
Someone has never seen Top Gun.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: J.R. on October 26, 2013, 09:47:24 AM
Aiden Clarke is the poor man's Tracer.

& Will Easley is the poor man's Joe Budden  8) <- bad attempt at being funny.
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on October 26, 2013, 12:11:14 PM
chuck taylors are the new trend's janoski
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Post by: Conor Thunderson on October 26, 2013, 01:13:19 PM
Toy the poor mans deathwish???  Abd?

Collin provost the poor mans figgy?

Daniel Lutheran the poor mans lizard king?
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: Kanye Omari West on October 26, 2013, 01:44:01 PM
chuck taylors are the new trend's janoski
Title: Re: Poor Man's
Post by: HoudiniXLogic on October 26, 2013, 01:48:32 PM
so and so can be a poor man's so and so.

skateboarding is a poor man's snowboarding or wakeboarding. pick one. they both cost way too damn much anyways.