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Title: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 07:54:44 PM
theyre all totally crazy
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: SEAN PABLO on July 30, 2013, 08:09:38 PM
clapping for the wrong reasons [internet version] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdJD-OvpRvY#ws)
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: paraquat on July 30, 2013, 08:13:59 PM
They always ignore me so I have to act out by going on message boards and posting till my fingers hurt.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: wallieD on July 30, 2013, 08:18:04 PM
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Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 08:43:01 PM
They always ignore me so I have to act out by going on message boards and posting till my fingers hurt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPsbDUZvfFo
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: noone1234 on July 30, 2013, 08:51:36 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 08:54:20 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: sweat stains on July 30, 2013, 09:57:18 PM
They always ignore me so I have to act out by going on message boards and posting till my fingers hurt.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: noone1234 on July 30, 2013, 10:10:40 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: camel filters on July 30, 2013, 10:44:05 PM
my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?
sig'd
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 30, 2013, 10:51:18 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Unless your M.A. was in something else, or "Philosophical Foundations of Physics", no, you didn't.
http://gsas.columbia.edu/ma-programs (http://gsas.columbia.edu/ma-programs)

Unless you have a D.M.A. in physics, which, wouldn't make much sense, considering it's a Doctor of Musical Arts degree.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 10:54:03 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 30, 2013, 10:55:55 PM
i made honor roll in hs cause roll call was on the honor system and i was out back smokin weed 8)
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: noone1234 on July 30, 2013, 11:05:22 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice

I got the M.A. in Dental Sciences at Columbia, pancake. And it's called financial aid dumbass. Tracer you're just bummed out that you're the offspring of siblings that didn't want you so you're mother drank and smoked anything and everything while you're father/mother's brother punched her in the stomach in an attempt to abort your worthless self because they were too broke and stupid to go to the teen clinic to get a free abortion. But unfortunately for everyone, you survived with a very jaded physical and mental demeanor.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 11:09:00 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice

I got the M.A. in Dental Sciences at Columbia, pancake. And it's called financial aid dumbass. Tracer you're just bummed out that you're the offspring of siblings that didn't want you so you're mother drank and smoked anything and everything while you're father/mother's brother punched her in the stomach in an attempt to abort your worthless self because they were too broke and stupid to go to the teen clinic to get a free abortion. But unfortunately for everyone, you survived with a very jaded physical and mental demeanor.
Shouldn't you be kicking your dog or beating your g/f? SLAP is not the place to expel anger
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: noone1234 on July 30, 2013, 11:11:19 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice

I got the M.A. in Dental Sciences at Columbia, pancake. And it's called financial aid dumbass. Tracer you're just bummed out that you're the offspring of siblings that didn't want you so you're mother drank and smoked anything and everything while you're father/mother's brother punched her in the stomach in an attempt to abort your worthless self because they were too broke and stupid to go to the teen clinic to get a free abortion. But unfortunately for everyone, you survived with a very jaded physical and mental demeanor.
Shouldn't you be kicking your dog or beating your g/f? SLAP is not the place to expel anger

It's the closest I can get to you. If I knew where you live I would beat you to till my arms broke. I'm in Boston if you want to meet up.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: sweat stains on July 30, 2013, 11:30:59 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice

I got the M.A. in Dental Sciences at Columbia, pancake. And it's called financial aid dumbass. Tracer you're just bummed out that you're the offspring of siblings that didn't want you so you're mother drank and smoked anything and everything while you're father/mother's brother punched her in the stomach in an attempt to abort your worthless self because they were too broke and stupid to go to the teen clinic to get a free abortion. But unfortunately for everyone, you survived with a very jaded physical and mental demeanor.
Shouldn't you be kicking your dog or beating your g/f? SLAP is not the place to expel anger

It's the closest I can get to you. If I knew where you live I would beat you to till my arms broke. I'm in Boston if you want to meet up.

Oh you two are just too silly
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 30, 2013, 11:32:37 PM
damn, has noone always been as retarded as tracer? looks like I have another account to ignore!
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: noone1234 on July 30, 2013, 11:37:48 PM
damn, has noone always been as retarded as tracer? looks like I have another account to ignore!

damn that sucks
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Tracer on July 30, 2013, 11:38:05 PM
damn, has noone always been as retarded as tracer? looks like I have another account to ignore!
lol you are a delight
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: dkn on July 30, 2013, 11:40:13 PM
mom was a stripper, dad was a meth-dealer (who i never met)

grandmother dated a drug dealer and turned into a DEA agent

this was after he tied her to a tree, raped her mom and sister and then made them empty their banks accounts

the bank was suspicious and called the police.  he shot himself after 48hr of negotiating

sister is a dope addict, brother is a busted drug dealer who grew up in boys homes

oh, and my girlfriend stole her parents' car which almost made the police come to my house..

her dad's a millionaire who helped develop weapons of mass destruction
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: pizzarules on July 30, 2013, 11:56:21 PM
mom was a stripper, dad was a meth-dealer (who i never met)

grandmother dated a drug dealer and turned into a DEA agent

this was after he tied her to a tree, raped her mom and sister and then made them empty their banks accounts

the bank was suspicious and called the police.  he shot himself after 48hr of negotiating

sister is a dope addict, brother is a busted drug dealer who grew up in boys homes

oh, and my girlfriend stole her parents' car which almost made the police come to my house..

her dad's a millionaire who helped develop weapons of mass destruction

As gnarly as that sounds, I have trouble believing that all of that is true. But then again, I don't know you.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on July 31, 2013, 01:52:05 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.

Hey guys, not to steal your thunder but if I abstain for 3 days and eat a lot of celery I can knock my ceiling fan off balance with a wad of love nectar.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: brycickle on July 31, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
Yeah, but you still have to eat pineapple if you want the ceiling fan to swallow.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on July 31, 2013, 06:19:20 PM
Yeah, but you still have to eat pineapple if you want the ceiling fan to swallow.

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Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 31, 2013, 07:07:39 PM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.
Congratulations on ur great job paying you over 25$ an hour + benefits, o and the honor roll hahah. Fuckin rich kids come in here just laying out juice

I got the M.A. in Dental Sciences at Columbia, pancake. And it's called financial aid dumbass. Tracer you're just bummed out that you're the offspring of siblings that didn't want you so you're mother drank and smoked anything and everything while you're father/mother's brother punched her in the stomach in an attempt to abort your worthless self because they were too broke and stupid to go to the teen clinic to get a free abortion. But unfortunately for everyone, you survived with a very jaded physical and mental demeanor.
Ah no worries, didn't mean it confrontationally, I'm just always a bit wary of people claiming to have, especially advanced, degrees from Ivy League universities.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 31, 2013, 07:10:51 PM
damn i didnt know he was replying to you, i was about to start calling people pancake when i was trying to be condescending. still might.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Mat on July 31, 2013, 09:21:36 PM
damn i didnt know he was replying to you, i was about to start calling people pancake when i was trying to be condescending. still might.

it does have a ring to it
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on August 01, 2013, 08:54:58 AM
fuck off pancake.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on August 01, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.

Me, I have 3 Phd and I am an undercover agent for five different countries. In my spare time, I am both scientist and astronaut for the NASA.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: pizzarules on August 01, 2013, 10:23:51 AM
tracers mom probably drank and smoked to excess when she was pregnant with him. it looks like it runs in the family.
I excelled in high school and my first 2 years of college have been impressive. Can you say the same?

I made honor roll in high school. Got my B.A. in Physics at Stanford and my M.A. from Columbia University. Suck it you F.A.S. having waste of space.



Me, I have 3 Phd and I am an undercover agent for five different countries. In my spare time, I am both scientist and astronaut for the NASA.

haha!
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 01, 2013, 01:32:24 PM
My life's ALRIGHT with my nuts family. My dad and brother got me real into acid and weed when I was a young teenager. They do a lotta coke too. Actually my mother told me that my dad had a heart attack when I was a one year old and he had to go to the hospital. He told me later that he'd taken a whole q ball sniffed most of it, put the rest in a glass of scotch and downed it and thought there were army men coming out of the house plants in our living room. My brother one time called him on the phone @ 3 in the morning "high off 2 grams of molly and a "heroic dose" of dmt" complaining that if he went to the bathroom to take a piss he'd die. Every time I see my older sister she makes a point of when she hugs me that she squashes her tits into me extra hard. Sorry sis i don't go incest. I'm pretty sure my jewish grandmother hates most black people for reasons unexplained. One of my middle aged uncles randomly sent me pictures of his girlfriend that's my age on facebook one time randomly out of the blue after talking to me for the first time in 20 years. It was probably a stripper that loves cocaine too from what i later conduced. Ok your turn.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: brycickle on August 01, 2013, 06:01:24 PM
fuck off pancake.
Also, dude. Pancake is not the preferred nomenclature. Latka, please.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: pizzarules on August 01, 2013, 08:33:19 PM
damn, probably the only impact noone ever did besides informing the greater public that nyjah did incest.
Title: Re: Talk about your crazy family
Post by: MFLUDER on August 02, 2013, 05:35:59 AM
Slap think tank.