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Title: rob zombie hates skateboarding
Post by: optimusXgrind on August 01, 2013, 01:56:49 AM
http://ctboom.com/connecticut-shock-rocker-rob-zombie-hates-skaters-and-the-children/ (http://ctboom.com/connecticut-shock-rocker-rob-zombie-hates-skaters-and-the-children/)
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Post by: foureyedjim on August 01, 2013, 02:06:44 AM
yeah fuck this guy
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Post by: wallieD on August 01, 2013, 02:49:35 AM
that is a dog cage with a couple ramps inside. rob should build them a new park somewhere else, the first haunted horror sk8 park! now that would be neat!
(http://rlv.zcache.com/rob_zombie_creature_skateboard-p1860576215048193662vova_325.jpg)
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Post by: EnjoiSanJose on August 01, 2013, 02:54:48 AM
yeah fuck this guy
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Post by: gsosa on August 01, 2013, 03:39:20 AM
Skateboarding hates Rob Zombie
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Post by: SFblah on August 01, 2013, 03:50:49 AM
The city refers to him as "Mr. Zombie". Haha
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Post by: WeirdBeach on August 01, 2013, 04:07:19 AM
"The chair recognizes Mr. Robert Zombie."  :D
I bet his Dragula is way louder than that tiny park.
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Post by: castillo's curls on August 01, 2013, 04:20:15 AM
Rob Zombie showing Jamie Foxx How to Ollie (1998) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ckVWoj5X0#)

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Post by: Dirtymac on August 01, 2013, 04:36:55 AM
The sound of scooters going up metal prefab ramps can be mind splitting....ga-donk, ga-dunk, ga-donk, ga-dunk, ga-donk, ga-dunk...etc.
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Post by: ChrisLambe94 on August 01, 2013, 04:40:14 AM
So hype he hates skatin , if he learned board slides their would be another skate company haha wtf
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on August 01, 2013, 04:46:12 AM
whenever i heard thunderkiss 65, I always feel like he recorded the lyrics while sitting on a toilet.
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Post by: Paco Supreme on August 01, 2013, 04:58:08 AM
If my real last name was cumming id hate alot of things too, but..
yeah fuck this guy
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Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on August 01, 2013, 05:19:54 AM
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Post by: chockfullofthat on August 01, 2013, 06:08:24 AM
How rude, I used to listen to your songs when I put Twisted Metal 3 in my boombox.
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on August 01, 2013, 06:17:34 AM
Chad Fernandez (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aUSgYpUGFI#)
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on August 01, 2013, 08:48:09 AM
Rob Zombie showing Jamie Foxx How to Ollie (1998) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ckVWoj5X0#)


this is awesome
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Post by: Frank on August 01, 2013, 09:02:37 AM
on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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Post by: Fenzadill on August 01, 2013, 09:05:29 AM
on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?

that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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Post by: sleepypancakes on August 01, 2013, 09:09:32 AM
Everyone hates Rob Zombie
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Post by: Frank on August 01, 2013, 09:16:41 AM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.

ha ha yeah man and she looks a lot like my ex and somehow that makes me more aroused. my ex also wore the same kind of tights without anything under it. ha ha what a whore. i'd post pics now but they are of course all deleted...
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Post by: brownjenkin on August 01, 2013, 10:02:13 AM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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ha ha yeah man and she looks a lot like my ex and somehow that makes me more aroused. my ex also wore the same kind of tights without anything under it. ha ha what a whore. i'd post pics now but they are of course all deleted...

Any fishnet or fishnet-type tights just massacre me. My first two girlfriends wore them a lot and now my dick has a fit whenever I see shit like this. 
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Post by: NickDagger on August 01, 2013, 10:09:28 AM
Rob is rich.

The skatepark looks awful.

Rob, spend a tiny fraction of your money and help them build a decent park on another part of town.

They can give you the land the skatepark sits on currently as a repayment to tear down and do what you want with.

Everybody wins.

Except why the fuck would rich people want to help some poor kids DIS MURICA FART SOUND
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Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on August 01, 2013, 10:29:31 AM

The Boneless Ones Im A Skater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJxvHZ0hY4#)
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Post by: Niko Katavainen on August 01, 2013, 10:36:22 AM
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.

It looks alot like instagram name: _tiannag
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Post by: The Nose Face on August 01, 2013, 10:40:06 AM
ha, Connecticut no less...Tpyical old-white-guy-with-money talk over here...

He's way more in league with some execuitve type than Goth/Satan crowd. Devil man my ass...
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Post by: Carlo Lemmings on August 01, 2013, 11:05:31 AM
That skate cage is dismal. Kids shouldn't even bother skating there.
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Post by: ZEBRA on August 01, 2013, 11:16:33 AM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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It looks alot like instagram name: _tiannag

Just looked that account up. That is her. Lots of good pics on there  ;)
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Post by: TheRealDeal on August 01, 2013, 12:09:39 PM
Rob Zombie showing Jamie Foxx How to Ollie (1998) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ckVWoj5X0#)



Any guess as to who his stunt double for that was?  Looking at the ollie stance,  I'm going with Ethan Fowler.

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Post by: able on August 01, 2013, 12:43:16 PM
Mr. Zombie is currently on Facebook arguing that the article has misrepresented him. If anyone cares, you can go to his Facebook page. His last comment was 4 minutes ago. I must warn anyone checking it out though....  

*there is rampant stupidity on a Rob Zombie Facebook page. Just reading it can kill brain cells
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Post by: wallieD on August 01, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
the way cummings gets off his board and picks it up, the way jamie puts his down and starts pushing. gold

i would get so freaking noisy on those ramps hoping for sheri moon to come down and talk to me and maybe show me her butt crack if i promise to leave
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IdKUwGfgAlY/TgXkiLCl8wI/AAAAAAAABVE/OFEkHCRXJE0/s400/sherry%2Bmoon%2Bzombie%2B2.bmp)
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Post by: xeric716x on August 01, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
fuck him and fuck his shitty music
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Post by: ben3350 on August 01, 2013, 02:57:49 PM
from what I've heard, the complaint was from his wife and not zombie himself. He's defending it on facebook and saying the article is untrue.
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Post by: Frank on August 01, 2013, 05:23:39 PM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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It looks alot like instagram name: _tiannag
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Just looked that account up. That is her. Lots of good pics on there  ;)

sick guys, good work!
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Post by: Fenzadill on August 01, 2013, 05:42:31 PM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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It looks alot like instagram name: _tiannag

GODDAM SHE SOLID
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Post by: optimusXgrind on August 01, 2013, 06:02:14 PM
grosso commented on the post on rob zombies page

"Hey Rob, cut a check so they can build and move the new improved skatepark ( the existing one is not that great, but something). The kids get a great new facility, you can name it zombie land. Even incorporate some of your horror asthetic into the design. It's in a different location so no noise for your property, and PR negative turns into a positive! Everyone wins! Especially the kids! By the way, huge fan of your film work. That's all..."
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Post by: shredbuffalo on August 01, 2013, 07:03:11 PM
I'll admit that his movies are pretty good but the music is as bad as it gets. Whatever.
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Post by: NickDagger on August 02, 2013, 05:46:40 AM
grosso commented on the post on rob zombies page

"Hey Rob, cut a check so they can build and move the new improved skatepark ( the existing one is not that great, but something). The kids get a great new facility, you can name it zombie land. Even incorporate some of your horror asthetic into the design. It's in a different location so no noise for your property, and PR negative turns into a positive! Everyone wins! Especially the kids! By the way, huge fan of your film work. That's all..."


Grosso pulled this direct from his Dagger bible.
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Post by: the snake on August 02, 2013, 08:03:02 AM
hit him in the head
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Post by: 93tilinfinity on August 02, 2013, 08:08:15 AM
Dude's wiener wallet is stacked, yo!
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Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on August 14, 2013, 12:42:28 PM
This guy is a Grade A Pile of Shit!!!!! Whatta fucking pile!!!!! Boooooooo!!!!!!! ROB ZOMBIE's MUSIC SUX ASS!!!!

http://woodbury-middlebury.patch.com/groups/politics-and-elections/p/zombie-threat-of-injunction-has-town-considering-skate-park-relocation (http://woodbury-middlebury.patch.com/groups/politics-and-elections/p/zombie-threat-of-injunction-has-town-considering-skate-park-relocation)
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Post by: busey on August 14, 2013, 01:14:33 PM
I'll admit that his movies are pretty good but the music is as bad as it gets. Whatever.
if you've never done a shit load of coke while fucking a hooker to dragula on full blast then like what are you doing with your life, man?
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Post by: ice nine on August 14, 2013, 01:53:10 PM
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Live on Letterman) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIlBLEu710U#)

this is rob zombie on letterman, its such a fucked up version its actually really amazing, everyone check it out.
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Post by: swagdragon123 on August 14, 2013, 10:08:38 PM
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on another note, who knows the name of the girl in enjoi san joses sig?
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that ass kills me every time, i literally just whistled out loud last time i scrolled past it.
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It looks alot like instagram name: _tiannag
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GODDAM SHE SOLID
yea yea yea but can we talk about how intagram girls like this just post pictures of themselves all day, like why do women get away with being so utterly egotistical. It probably comes back to how men treat them like if -FAP what was that? FAP did anyone else hea-FAP what the fu-FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP KGHKGH;KADSLFJN;KSNV;JKSDNV;AJSNV;

no but seriously like all day long they post pics of themselves