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Title: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: jerrys_kids on August 17, 2013, 09:58:27 PM
Sk8pole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cOrNH8uKShI#ws)

http://www.sk8pole.com/ (http://www.sk8pole.com/)

Totally going to get one since "Consistent use may cause your abs to become incredibly ripped."
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on August 18, 2013, 07:19:41 AM

New "textured" models available soon!

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4783/xdfv.png)

(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6674/g5gu.png)
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: shredbuffalo on August 18, 2013, 01:55:18 PM
Well, I guess it's better than pushing shitfoot on your longboard, right?
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on August 18, 2013, 02:10:48 PM
Wow I can get an elite carbon fiber one for $285!
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Post by: ZEBRA on August 18, 2013, 08:41:07 PM
The kook at :29 was great. "Sweet flip, Brah!!!"
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: dillanharp on August 18, 2013, 08:43:00 PM
Fuck! I was going to use that song in my part...
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on August 18, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
I ordered my skate shaft! Now I just need to get some wheel shields.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/000/835/362/6fd01614a80ef675184685f335a95ec1_large.jpg?1376670988)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology)
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: Will Easley on August 18, 2013, 10:11:28 PM
Quote from: JamesNtheGntPch on August 18, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
I ordered my skate shaft! Now I just need to get some wheel shields.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/000/835/362/6fd01614a80ef675184685f335a95ec1_large.jpg?1376670988)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology)

Lmao these shits are just too much man...longboard "technology" is just embarrassing. "Invent new tricks!"

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/000/836/082/ea03d9ef7c4abaa9ae5f0515530c33c1_large.jpg?1376687394)
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on August 18, 2013, 11:26:26 PM
You could really fuck some one up with one of those wheel shields too.  I am imagining some shlep pushing mongo on a college campus.  He starts going down hill into the quad.  Then it gets too fast for him.  He bails and eat a mouth full of dirt.  His board keeps going and fucking collides with a cheerleader's ankle. Metal on bone! The wheel shield slices through her skin, so she's bleeding all over and her bones are sticking out. The other cheerleaders see the mess of blood and bones and they start puking everywhere.  It's a pyramid formation of puking cheerleaders.  Then the dean of students walks by and sees what's unfolding.  He reaches for his phone to call campus security and the head nurse, but it's too late.  The shock of the situation sends him into cardiac arrest... okay I'm done.
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: GY on August 19, 2013, 02:31:13 AM
Quote from: Will Easley on August 18, 2013, 10:11:28 PM
Quote from: JamesNtheGntPch on August 18, 2013, 08:53:00 PM
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I ordered my skate shaft! Now I just need to get some wheel shields.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/000/835/362/6fd01614a80ef675184685f335a95ec1_large.jpg?1376670988)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1522548247/wheel-shields-longboarding-technology)
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Lmao these shits are just too much man...longboard "technology" is just embarrassing. "Invent new tricks!"

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ksr/assets/000/836/082/ea03d9ef7c4abaa9ae5f0515530c33c1_large.jpg?1376687394)

"invent new tricks"
Title: Re: "Don't pay more to slip when you can pay less for better grip!"
Post by: david_cas_cas on August 19, 2013, 09:09:28 PM
Quote from: JamesNtheGntPch on August 18, 2013, 11:26:26 PM
You could really fuck some one up with one of those wheel shields too.  I am imagining some shlep pushing mongo on a college campus.  He starts going down hill into the quad.  Then it gets too fast for him.  He bails and eat a mouth full of dirt.  His board keeps going and fucking collides with a cheerleader's sorority girls ankle. Metal on bone! The wheel shield slices through her skin, so she's bleeding all over and her bones are sticking out. The other cheerleaders sorority girls' see the mess of blood and bones and they start puking everywhere.  It's a pyramid formation of puking cheerleaders sorority girls'.  Then the dean of students walks by and sees what's unfolding.  He reaches for his phone to call campus security and the head nurse, but it's too late.  The shock of the situation sends him into cardiac arrest... okay I'm done.