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Title: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: lalala on September 23, 2013, 10:40:30 AM
I was skating with my buddy and his boyfriend.. My buddy did a fs blunt on the ledge and his boyfriend gave him a high 5 and a kiss , jack curtain and keelan dadd where there and they threw A fit about "a faggot skating their ledges" and told us faggots are not welcome and not to come back.. Should I blow this up to their sponsors or beat them ?

Alex Olson says: Be better then them, if that?s even a true story? fighting is dumb, walk away from that negativity and don?t think about it. Some people just can?t rap their mind around something like that and that?s not for you to worry about. I?m sorry that happened.

"rap their mind"

http://olsonstuff.tumblr.com/post/62032686621/i-was-skating-with-my-buddy-and-his-boyfriend-my (http://olsonstuff.tumblr.com/post/62032686621/i-was-skating-with-my-buddy-and-his-boyfriend-my)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: bobforapples on September 23, 2013, 10:43:47 AM
id be more mad if i was an actual thug kid from the ghetto and met one of the pussy ass riders on "dirty ghetto kids", if wade des homo was actually  to enter a ghetto he would pee his pants
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on September 23, 2013, 12:24:13 PM
id be more mad if i was an actual thug kid from the ghetto and met one of the pussy ass riders on "dirty ghetto kids", if wade des homo was actually  to enter a ghetto he would pee his pants

wat
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Hipster Runoff on September 23, 2013, 12:50:13 PM
moderately well groomed
suburban
20-somethings
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: ben shraider on September 23, 2013, 12:54:33 PM
id be more mad if i was an actual thug kid from the ghetto and met one of the pussy ass riders on "dirty ghetto kids", if wade des homo was actually  to enter a ghetto he would pee his pants

Doesn't really have anything to do with the subject, but true.

I doubt that this really happened, but it'd be fucked up if it did.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Dark Knight on September 23, 2013, 01:00:18 PM
I highly doubt this happened.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mundungus on September 23, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
anyone know what this is about????

"why did Romero get all pissed about you in that one tweet? shit was hilarious."
mchrist910


AO:
:Made fun of an Instagram post that Atiba put up."
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Enjoi San Jose on September 23, 2013, 01:47:42 PM
Damn lost any respect I had for those dudes
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 23, 2013, 01:51:19 PM
keelan dadd is so god damn in the closet.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 23, 2013, 02:56:07 PM
I'm pretty sure there are bad neighborhoods in Canada.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: stephendedalus on September 23, 2013, 03:13:24 PM
^Like ones that get more snows than others?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Laban Fetus on September 23, 2013, 03:34:48 PM
You Never Know...Gay Skaters Kiss MTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EudyzgGLAko#)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 03:44:15 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mundungus on September 23, 2013, 04:05:04 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


Gay agenda muvafukkas
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Kanye Omari West on September 23, 2013, 04:12:23 PM
I feel like this is bullshit lol
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 23, 2013, 04:14:19 PM
ALEX OLSON IS SO STUPID IT ACTUALLY RUINS MY DAY
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on September 23, 2013, 04:26:33 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


I'm going out of my way and focusing ALL of my queer vibes in your general direction in the hopes of making you uncomfortable...I can only pray to the heavens that it's working, as making you uncomfortable is the last thing I have to do on my gay daily agenda.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: stevedave on September 23, 2013, 04:30:26 PM
Jack Curtain lives in SF, which is most likely the most pro-gay city in the world.  I find it a bit hard to believe that he's that bothered by homosexuality in any way, shape or form.  In SF, you see behavior like that all the time and WAY more provocative than dudes kissing.  

That being said, if this is true in any way, I kind of agree with joe budden that they (the dudes who kissed) may have gone out of their way to make people feel uncomfortable at a skatepark.  
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 04:38:46 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


I'm going out of my way and focusing ALL of my queer vibes in your general direction in the hopes of making you uncomfortable...I can only pray to the heavens that it's working, as making you uncomfortable is the last thing I have to do on my gay daily agenda.

there are no gays in heaven....get you some pussy sir
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on September 23, 2013, 04:46:40 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


I'm going out of my way and focusing ALL of my queer vibes in your general direction in the hopes of making you uncomfortable...I can only pray to the heavens that it's working, as making you uncomfortable is the last thing I have to do on my gay daily agenda.

there are no gays in heaven....get you some pussy sir

I read that as "get you some pussy air"
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: beazlocal on September 23, 2013, 04:55:45 PM
id be more mad if i was an actual thug kid from the ghetto and met one of the pussy ass riders on "dirty ghetto kids", if wade des homo was actually?  to enter a ghetto he would pee his pants

haha, this is great, and so true too.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: tortfeasor on September 23, 2013, 04:58:42 PM
pretty sure writing into AO's ask annie is gayer than kissing a dude on the ledge.



also fuck both those guys.  i wouldn't buy their shit anyways, but now... i double wont.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: doomstation55 on September 23, 2013, 05:01:31 PM
I'm pretty sure there are bad neighborhoods in Canada.

^Like ones that get more snows than others?

Haha I know L33tg33k is right but that is a hilarious comment.

Anywho this slightly bums me out but who knows what actually went down seeing as this is like a 5th hand source we got here.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 05:02:23 PM
what is pussy air

no wait...you ont nothing about pussy

so im read that as THERE IS PUSSY ERYWHERE

fag...fuck off
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: dillanharp on September 23, 2013, 05:02:27 PM
keelan dadd is so god damn in the closet.

Holy shit I was thinking the same thing. Dude is too well groomed.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Sleazy on September 23, 2013, 05:08:14 PM
dooky dick struggle

olsons gonna love this for a company name
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 23, 2013, 05:10:18 PM
I feel like this is bullshit lol

Same here Yeezus, I think it was someone trying to subtly troll Alex into talking about gay shit.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: KUberry on September 23, 2013, 05:12:07 PM
You sure it wasn't just jack curtin and keelan dad doing the kissing? The only one ghetto on Dgk is Lenny. Even Stevie seems like a closet homo. That's why they ran his ass out of New York.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 23, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.


Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 23, 2013, 05:23:47 PM
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Chipp on September 23, 2013, 05:27:13 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


What the fuck grade did you get in english class.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on September 23, 2013, 05:27:42 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


You don't seem ignorant at all...
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Yu Dum on September 23, 2013, 05:47:09 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Yu Dum on September 23, 2013, 06:00:46 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG
Do you really care that much about what other people do in their own time?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on September 23, 2013, 06:06:36 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You sound scared. You're a weakling. It's 2013, it's about time people that think like you were made extinct.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: MuchasGracias on September 23, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
i dont have a problem with gays


breeders is what got you here......fags

do you really want dooky on you dick

gay ppl is ok

i aint got nothing to do wit it

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit


dude, you're making yourself sound retarded. If you got a problem with gay's keep it in that thick head of yours.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 23, 2013, 06:14:42 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

The equivalent of "I'm not racist but..."

Just because you don't condone violence doesn't mean you're not narrow-minded and prejudiced. Violence and discrimination is a DIRECT result of thought and speech like that. This is some absurdly ignorant and disrespectful shit you're spouting off here.

Not listening to the original story until we have a valid source.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mundungus on September 23, 2013, 07:01:06 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

Do all dumbasses like to type in double spaced sentences?

Cause that be some fuck shit

Do you know what I mean?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: needlejuice on September 23, 2013, 07:04:38 PM
id be more mad if i was an actual thug kid from the ghetto and met one of the pussy ass riders on "dirty ghetto kids", if wade des homo was actually� to enter a ghetto he would pee his pants



WHOA WHOA WHOA... almost every wigger in the u.s. is a disillusioned, retard.

This dude is from canada and has always dressed like that, so i gave him a pass... BECAUSE HE HAS SOME OF THE RAWEST TECHNIQUE AND STYLE OUT... youve gotta be some little kid trippen or somethin to jump on wade before any of the other "Ghetto Kids" Dude also seems really humble not to mention putting out some of the most insane parts ever. Dude sw flip front feebled a handrail, that might be a nbd
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 23, 2013, 07:12:20 PM
its dooky in there yall
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: shone237 on September 23, 2013, 07:14:57 PM
I would have made the same slandering remark just to piss them off. Who the fuck wants a kiss for landing a trick? That shit is beyond the gayzone and into some straight attention whore, I skate for all the wrong reasons, kook territory. I agree with the speculation that someone is trolling AO.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 23, 2013, 07:16:32 PM
What joebudden is saying is perfectly analogous with Chris Rock's blacks and niggas bit and he doesn't seem to realize it or understand why it would be offensive. It's also pretty obvious which category Chris Rock would put joebudden in.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: ZEBRA on September 23, 2013, 07:39:33 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


I'm going out of my way and focusing ALL of my queer vibes in your general direction in the hopes of making you uncomfortable...I can only pray to the heavens that it's working, as making you uncomfortable is the last thing I have to do on my gay daily agenda.

there are no gays in heaven....get you some pussy sir

I read that as "get you some pussy air"

I read it like that the 1st time also. Weird. I wonder why?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: stephendedalus on September 23, 2013, 07:53:24 PM
Oh, cool. It's been entirely too long since someone posted a bunch of dumb shit on here, became noticeably dismayed at Slap's adverse reaction and their own declining rep, then began posting even dumber shit at a more rapid clip, and eventually melted down and focused, only to later resurface under a similar name (i.e. "Mr. Joe Budden," "The Joe-est Buden"), posting more infrequently and in a less conspicuous style.

Also, this one:
gay ppl is ok

almost had me convinced that joebudden is a 69-esque satirist/savant.


Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 07:59:39 PM
yall some dick in the booty ass niggas

disgustya

who are yall niggas

what the fuck happened to slap

those fags prolly fucked each other and got over it already

while yall butt hurt about some shit you ont even know happened

thats some fag shit
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Spaced Cadet on September 23, 2013, 08:05:08 PM
pretty sure writing into AO's ask annie is gayer than kissing a dude on the ledge.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 23, 2013, 08:07:00 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Fake Tits on September 23, 2013, 08:12:47 PM
Budden is on some T-Racer shit!!!



Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on September 23, 2013, 08:15:57 PM
I WILL STAND BY MY NIGGA JOE BUDDEN

HOMOSSEXUALISM IS GAY
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Kanye Omari West on September 23, 2013, 08:18:55 PM
You sure it wasn't just jack curtin and keelan dad doing the kissing? The only one ghetto on Dgk is Lenny. Even Stevie seems like a closet homo. That's why they ran his ass out of New York.

That seems more probable than the topic of this thread
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 08:20:53 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.

you gay bruh

who knew

wait

i ont even know who the fuck you are sir

YUCKY

please leave the babies out of this and get a fucking dog please


and
you BETTER NOT BE NO SKATEGRO NEITHER
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: A.J.K. on September 23, 2013, 08:21:27 PM
Can a mod just ban joebudden?  
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: dillanharp on September 23, 2013, 08:26:51 PM
Can a mod just ban joebudden?  

He's been the worst for a while. I'd ignore him but his ignorance is pure comedy. I don't know if he's trolling or what.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
ban me for what.....i been here before most of the mods lol

im a gem droppin NIGGER gotdammit

whats wrong with PUSSY tho

im the one being hated on

MODS.....please ban these dick in the booty niggas for lumpin my black ass in with the fags please

please

i aint got nothin to do wit what happened and i am being attacked, judged, slurred, ridiculed, typecasted, and NIGGERED

this is fucked up yo

i need supporters and backers of the the vagina agenda to step the fuck up
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 23, 2013, 08:33:26 PM
where is GRIMCITY when you need him GOTDAMMIT
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mundungus on September 23, 2013, 08:34:41 PM
I WILL STAND BY MY NIGGA JOE BUDDEN

HOMOSSEXUALISM IS GAY


Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on September 23, 2013, 08:50:18 PM
I highly doubt this happened.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: PAWL on September 23, 2013, 08:54:58 PM
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: saucy ragu on September 23, 2013, 08:59:54 PM
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Dark Knight on September 23, 2013, 09:19:34 PM
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.

I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: ORGANIKARL on September 23, 2013, 09:20:36 PM
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.
True true!!  This never happened
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Fake Tits on September 23, 2013, 09:23:30 PM
ive never seen Joe Buddens post so much in one thread!

dude is really worked up about this topic.

hmmmmm.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: skate on September 23, 2013, 09:34:30 PM
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

Exactly
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Will Easley on September 23, 2013, 09:41:05 PM
lol What a stupid thread followed by even more retarded posts.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: waltercronkite on September 23, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

if your significant other skates it would be lame to leave him/her out of the session.

this isnt directed towards you^ but do some of you really think gay people are really trying to make you feel awkward by kissing or by doing any of the things people do in public? I mean think back to some of the sketchier things you've pulled with girls at the bar/club, im sure while you were doing it you werent thinking about anyone around you paying attention or caring. you would have to be on some uptight church goer shit to let anything like that bother you. love and let love blah blah blah who fucking cares

oh and sleepypancakes congrats homie
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 23, 2013, 10:18:09 PM
i am gonna hug every guy i see at the spot today.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Bambi on September 23, 2013, 10:19:42 PM
what is a "pussy"?    ??? ??? ???


  ∆
∆  ∆
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: billyerlife on September 23, 2013, 10:50:51 PM
joebudden you ignorant fucking moron I had to create an account just to tell you how fucking stupid you are. You know what homosexuality is? It's one persons attraction for a person of the same sex. That's it. Why fucking hate it so much? Some people are into bondage, assuming you aren't, do you hate them too? Is it all "fuk ass tyin up shit uh duh duh duh"? How about people who like feet? "fukkin foot ass luvin fuckin buh du guh." That is exactly what you sound like, by the way, you fucking dipshit, "duh buh duh I hate stuff ugh fu." Fuck, you would make me so sad for the future if you weren't part of a sad, stupid, obsolete, dwindling minority, who are almost exclusively rich, white, old, republican men by the way, who won't mean shit to anyone in 5 years when everyone has the same rights regardless of who they crush on. And thank fucking christ. If people like you were in the majority in the 40s and 50s civil rights would have died, and you're ignorant ass would have been at the forefront chanting "I'm not used to black and white people having the same rights so fuck that shit!" Jesus man, just fuck off, nobody needs you anywhere, quit skating, because you're embarrassing the fuck out of the rest of us, and then actually go find a fucking rock and actually stick your stupid ass head under it. Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Carlo Lemmings on September 23, 2013, 10:52:48 PM
moderately well groomed
suburban
20-somethings

Please start that company, classic name.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Carlo Lemmings on September 23, 2013, 10:58:17 PM
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.

Why?

All the DLX dudes, Hell Angels, and Hunter's Point thug types do.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Carlo Lemmings on September 23, 2013, 11:01:25 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: dillanharp on September 23, 2013, 11:08:16 PM
Joe budden is white and not Sean sheffey


Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?

Front blunts be hard yo, I need some affection after a battle with one.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: doomstation55 on September 23, 2013, 11:15:45 PM
them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

This is exactly how a racist would justify using the n word against a black person who spoke like you. That doesn't make it acceptable. 
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: mattdlx on September 23, 2013, 11:27:00 PM
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.

Why?

All the DLX dudes, Hell Angels, and Hunter's Point thug types do.

The fuck? Save it.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: 360 frip on September 23, 2013, 11:58:58 PM
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.

I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha

Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: mfkream on September 24, 2013, 12:14:05 AM
The best was when the kid first wrote in to ask about pros hating on gays and Alex goes "Which cocksucker said that shit?!"

Is this kid some kind of genius taking us all for a ride?

It's just too good.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: nowell on September 24, 2013, 12:45:01 AM
jack may seem homophobic in person, but a very reliable source has told me that behind closed curtains he's jackin both keelan and his dad. Parental advisory.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: nowell on September 24, 2013, 12:46:58 AM
Bobby has been known to have a Pull too, yo
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: wallieD on September 24, 2013, 01:43:12 AM
a high five and a kiss after a front blunt is classic and also mandatory if the ledge is over 2 ft. tall
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 24, 2013, 02:04:48 AM
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.

I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha

Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
I'm pretty sure buttsecks has existed since the beginning of sex.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on September 24, 2013, 02:06:31 AM
i wonder what trick you'd have to do to get a rimjob afterwards
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 24, 2013, 02:09:14 AM
i wonder what trick you'd have to do to get a rimjob afterwards

a gip-slide.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on September 24, 2013, 02:18:08 AM


but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird



So that's what it's all about? Grow up son.

Also, what does Curtin living in SF have to do with it? Does that mean homophobia doesn't exist at all in the city? That's the equivalent to saying "there's no way he's racist because he has one black friend". You guys seem to assume that people are all logical about their homophobia, racism etc. It all comes down to the situation and how safe people feel about uttering that sort of stuff.

What I said above does not mean that Curtin said that or is a homophobic in general. I just think that the arguments you guys are bringing up in his defense are pretty weak. That being said, I'm not sure whether that happened or not. Might as well be fake.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GeorgeHanson on September 24, 2013, 03:42:35 AM
I guess their homeschools weren't that good.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: 360 frip on September 24, 2013, 04:19:26 AM
I don't understand joebudden's adversity towards dickybootys when I thought black people invented anal? And I was a history major.

I always assumed it was the Germans or the French.  Haha

Surely the Greeks?

And also, I thought Keelan was 'The Switch God'? Sounding pretty regular.
I'm pretty sure buttsecks has existed since the beginning of sex.

Fuck man, that is deep.

So was it those fucking dooky loving ancient aliens?

Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: needlejuice on September 24, 2013, 04:47:20 AM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

i know this is the internet and people boast and lie...but i mean id seriously say every girl ive ever fucked for awhile has been at least an 8 or over. Some 10's i locked down for awhile, but 10's are usually the craziest people youve ever met with tons of emotional disorders and daddy issues or they are the perfect witty attractive rare species of girl you come across not so often and when you do, they ALWAYS have boyfriends... anyway back on topic

i think it's just a preference, i really think with even the hottest bitch i still wouldnt be too hyped on havin my d covered in shit, and would much rather just fuck the girls brains out. call me old fashioned, germ-o-phobe, i dunno what it is. BUT i sure do notice  A LOT of my friends talkn ab how they love doin that shit and it makes me kinda questionable towards them and THEIR sexuality
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Christopher Lambe on September 24, 2013, 04:57:55 AM
Imagine if he kickflipped out of it .............. haha   :)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: plod on September 24, 2013, 05:51:10 AM
^Like ones that get more snows than others?

I listened to galaxie 500 because of your avatar. They are good. Thanks
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Dummbert on September 24, 2013, 06:02:04 AM

HOMOSSEXUALISM IS GAY

congrats, you might've spoken a undenieably truth there.

see also:
water is wet, women are female etc.

also:

i need supporters and backers of the the vagina agenda to step the fuck up

that shit is hilarious
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mouth on September 24, 2013, 06:33:13 AM
I 100% back joe budden on every point he's mede in this thread.

If only for the fact that he might just be responsible for the first entertaining thread in months.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 24, 2013, 07:52:29 AM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

i know this is the internet and people boast and lie...but i mean id seriously say every girl ive ever fucked for awhile has been at least an 8 or over. Some 10's i locked down for awhile, but 10's are usually the craziest people youve ever met with tons of emotional disorders and daddy issues or they are the perfect witty attractive rare species of girl you come across not so often and when you do, they ALWAYS have boyfriends... anyway back on topic

i think it's just a preference, i really think with even the hottest bitch i still wouldnt be too hyped on havin my d covered in shit, and would much rather just fuck the girls brains out. call me old fashioned, germ-o-phobe, i dunno what it is. BUT i sure do notice  A LOT of my friends talkn ab how they love doin that shit and it makes me kinda questionable towards them and THEIR sexuality
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Kondom.jpg)
dumb bastards
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Mevs on September 24, 2013, 07:57:09 AM
its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RIUg9HiSL._SL1500_.jpg)

Amateur
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Shredsledder on September 24, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
for how homophobic skateboarders are, there sure are a lot of spray-painted penises at skateparks.

The other day I was standing on the street and two girls walked by holding hands, obviously a romantic pair. One of them was very attractive. Some older guy turned to me and said "that is so fucking disgusting"

It was way too obvious that he was just butthurt because there's no way he could ever tap dat ass.

even if she was straight I doubt dude would have a chance.

I guess the whole dooky conundrum doesn't exist for the lesbians.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: _aminal on September 24, 2013, 08:53:01 AM
i will indeed put it in a girls pooper.

also not a homophobic prick.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: steenz on September 24, 2013, 08:53:35 AM
I just found out one of my homies is gay. he doesn't know that I know tho.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Carlo Lemmings on September 24, 2013, 10:01:00 AM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

i know this is the internet and people boast and lie...but i mean id seriously say every girl ive ever fucked for awhile has been at least an 8 or over. Some 10's i locked down for awhile, but 10's are usually the craziest people youve ever met with tons of emotional disorders and daddy issues or they are the perfect witty attractive rare species of girl you come across not so often and when you do, they ALWAYS have boyfriends... anyway back on topic

i think it's just a preference, i really think with even the hottest bitch i still wouldnt be too hyped on havin my d covered in shit, and would much rather just fuck the girls brains out. call me old fashioned, germ-o-phobe, i dunno what it is. BUT i sure do notice  A LOT of my friends talkn ab how they love doin that shit and it makes me kinda questionable towards them and THEIR sexuality

confirmed for lying and questioning your own sexuality.

You're not going to get your dick covered in shit if the girl went to the bathroom before.  Let me guess you think licking a girls ass is gay. You see this is the strange part of people's disgust with homosexuality, it's not the hanging out with a member of the same sex all the time, people are obsessed with what they do for 10 minutes at night. Is everyone a bunch of children?


Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 24, 2013, 12:04:49 PM
Mad TV Gay Gangster Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYAA285gY0#)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Noioso on September 24, 2013, 12:22:43 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas


I'm going out of my way and focusing ALL of my queer vibes in your general direction in the hopes of making you uncomfortable...I can only pray to the heavens that it's working, as making you uncomfortable is the last thing I have to do on my gay daily agenda.

Sending my queer vibes into battle!

And homophobes live in SF. There might not be as many or it isn't as socially acceptable but I have heard plenty of it (not directed at me).
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Yu Dum on September 24, 2013, 12:47:19 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.
Congrats, dude!
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: layzieyez on September 24, 2013, 01:41:12 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.
Congrats, dude!
I'm glad you found happiness and love.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: saucy ragu on September 24, 2013, 01:46:37 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.
Congrats, dude!
I'm glad you found happiness and love.
Many years of fond memories to you both.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: stephendedalus on September 24, 2013, 01:50:11 PM
I just found out one of my homies is gay. he doesn't know that I know tho.
Hit up AO for some dope advice, my man.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on September 24, 2013, 02:05:24 PM
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what do you expect

do you know what would have happened to them loose booty crakkkas at the pier emb pulaski or love back in the day

no one got hurt

no hate crimes committed

the gay agenda is FUCKERY

these fags are now equating the dooky dick struggle to the civil rights movement

gay black niggas are just as disgusting to us

stomp lumpin us in the box wit yall nasty ass

i ont mind gays...i hate the fags that go out of thier way to try to make you uncomfortable

they did that shit to get a reaction,,,,and the reaction they got was mild

nasty muvafukkkas

Yes because one discrimination is better than the other. Trust me, 99.9% of gay people don't give one single flying FUCK about what you breeders do. The "gay agenda" is to be treated just like everyone else, we don't want to be treated like a special case anymore and just want to be normal. That's all we've wanted. Treat us the way we treat you.



You're gay, Sleepypancakes? I didn't know that. Rad.
Word. Marrying a dooky ass, dick in booty type nigga. His name's Anthony, actually. He's an accountant, it's cool man.
Congrats, dude!
I'm glad you found happiness and love.
Many years of fond memories to you both.

Sleepypancakes is my hero on here.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: jgonzalez on September 24, 2013, 02:23:18 PM
congrats sleepy pancakes :P
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 24, 2013, 03:29:14 PM
You guys are gonna make me blush  ;D :-[
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 24, 2013, 03:44:31 PM
congrats sleepypancakes! I just had a friend marry her long time girlfriend a few weeks ago, they're incredibly happy.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Facehead on September 24, 2013, 06:32:35 PM
I'm pretty sure there are bad neighborhoods in Canada.

Sorry
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: WeirdBeach on September 24, 2013, 06:54:21 PM
We should be more concerned with the way these two men are "grooming" Baby's Cum Bag.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: blankbutbranded on September 24, 2013, 09:39:18 PM
YES Canada is BAD.

Mark my words you homos.

YES HOMOS.

hood life on the cut !

- Wade
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: WeirdBeach on September 24, 2013, 09:46:20 PM
YES Canada is BAD.

Mark my words you homos.

YES HOMOS.

hood life on the cut !

- Wade
gentlemen, we've been warned.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 24, 2013, 10:13:20 PM
KEELAN DAD WAS FUCKED BY HIS STEP DAD AND KEELAN ALSO FUCKED HIM BACK I THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on September 25, 2013, 09:37:21 AM
YES Canada is BAD.

Mark my words you homos.

YES HOMOS.

hood life on the cut !

- Wade

L to the O to the motha' fuckin' L, NIGGA
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 25, 2013, 04:55:44 PM
So, Joe Budden, you think gay men

 are disgusting morons

 who should be ashamed of who they are,

but don't have a problem with them?

You especially think gay black men are disgusting

yet try to imitate James Baldwin as best you can?

 (admittedly, you do a fucking terrible job)

Your existence is a joke

 All about making social justice claims,

 yet as prejudiced, ignorant, and hateful as you can be if its somebody who doesn't share your identity.
 
HA HA HA.

You'd be in the fucking Klan if they'd have you.

Shut up, son.


Unrelated-Anybody else think SEAN PABLO started off mediocre and has turned into absolute crap?  (at least he's not the type of garbage that writes multiple ranting posts about how much he hates people who have a certain identity like Joe Budden)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: AssBandit on September 25, 2013, 04:58:49 PM
skateboard media on a smear campaign again.  stop the madness!!!! 

people hate on other people for whatever reason, THATS LIFE HOMIE!
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Sleazy on September 25, 2013, 05:53:35 PM
Joe has consistently been one of the more entertaining posters on slap. His hypocracy is part of the beauty of it all. And he's a true skate nerd. I mean seriously, guy says kkk and cracker in every post and now all of a sudden everyone is offended because he thinks guys making out to celebrate a front blunt is uncalled for. Haha, bringing out all the PC hypocrites... Stop being a bunch of sensitive bitches.

and I say this fully hoping to get called a kkkracker
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on September 25, 2013, 06:36:11 PM
yeah guys if you think homophobia is lame you are  you are a hypocracy idiot!!!!! PC!!!!! so pc! white men are persecuted too!





































PC
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Fastfreddy on September 25, 2013, 06:42:02 PM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: SodaJerk on September 26, 2013, 02:58:04 AM
breeders tho

breeders is what got you here......fags

you fucking fag supporters are hilarious

its DOOKY in there yall

how is that not digusting to you crakkkas

suck some titties, fuck some pussy, fuckit eat the pussy if you bout that like

do you really want dooky on you dick

nah didnt think so

i dont have a problem with gays

there was a gay admin in here back in the day name tim

but he wasnt a fag tho

we respected him for what he was into

but he didnt go out of his way to make straight people feel like THEY were the ones that were weird

gay ppl is ok

fags who do that fag shit and go out of their way and treat you like the assholes who made them hate themselves can fuck off

i aint got nothing to do wit it


curtain lives in san francisco....do you think he aint ever seen a boy kissin a boy

them fags wen out of their way and got checked

thats all thats it

if they beat them down or jacked them that would be a different story

fuck fags

i aint wit that gay shit

maybe if you got played wit as a child by a dude and it fucked you up....i can sympathize with that

or been in prison for dumblong

butt

if you just walking around tryna get your booty beat up or tryna catch other dudes sleeping then you are a fucking FAG

You're telling me you wouldn't fuck a 10/10 babe in the ass if she said all sexy "fuck my ass"? 
What are you gay?

i know this is the internet and people boast and lie...but i mean id seriously say every girl ive ever fucked for awhile has been at least an 8 or over. Some 10's i locked down for awhile, but 10's are usually the craziest people youve ever met with tons of emotional disorders and daddy issues or they are the perfect witty attractive rare species of girl you come across not so often and when you do, they ALWAYS have boyfriends... anyway back on topic

i think it's just a preference, i really think with even the hottest bitch i still wouldnt be too hyped on havin my d covered in shit, and would much rather just fuck the girls brains out. call me old fashioned, germ-o-phobe, i dunno what it is. BUT i sure do notice  A LOT of my friends talkn ab how they love doin that shit and it makes me kinda questionable towards them and THEIR sexuality

 Let me guess you think licking a girls ass is gay.


That would make me super gay. You gotta lick it before you stick it right?
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Stumbles on September 26, 2013, 03:03:38 AM
i would have just kept lurking here if it wasn't for that beautiful ignore button that i could use to never see joe budden or sean pablo posts again.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: snowman600 on September 26, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
5 pages in and still no official statement from DGKalis...goddamn it slap.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: SEAN PABLO on September 26, 2013, 04:24:03 PM
DGKALIS HAS TO MUCH SWAG TO WORRY ABOUT KEELEND DADD THEDAD FUCKER
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: 1017diamond on September 26, 2013, 05:14:57 PM
No way Curtin said that. Not to be all cliche with SF but there is no way he could live out here with that type of mindset.
True true!!  This never happened

karl disproved it this should be the end of the thread
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: 1017diamond on September 26, 2013, 05:16:18 PM
Tourettes Guy - I Don't Hate Gays, But... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SDJlogZQP4#)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: tuque on September 26, 2013, 05:22:20 PM
PC!!!!! so pc!









PC
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Anti-Hetro on September 26, 2013, 08:15:32 PM
did someone say DANNY WAY KILLED A HOMOSEXUAL
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: lickcakes on September 26, 2013, 11:11:58 PM
Also, It would be just as lame if a girl kissed her boyfriend after front blunting the ledge
Who brings their significant other to the spot?
if your significant other skates it would be lame to leave him/her out of the session.

I'm teaching my boyfriend right now. I agree that kissing him at a spot would be lame... although I might have no choice if he front blunted a ledge.

Quote
oh and sleepypancakes congrats homie
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GeorgeHanson on September 27, 2013, 05:48:40 AM
So, Joe Budden, you think gay men

 are disgusting morons

 who should be ashamed of who they are,

but don't have a problem with them?

You especially think gay black men are disgusting

yet try to imitate James Baldwin as best you can?

 (admittedly, you do a fucking terrible job)

Your existence is a joke

 All about making social justice claims,

 yet as prejudiced, ignorant, and hateful as you can be if its somebody who doesn't share your identity.
 
HA HA HA.

You'd be in the fucking Klan if they'd have you.

Shut up, son.


Unrelated-Anybody else think SEAN PABLO started off mediocre and has turned into absolute crap?  (at least he's not the type of garbage that writes multiple ranting posts about how much he hates people who have a certain identity like Joe Budden)

Nah, SEAN PABLO still has it.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: chockfullofthat on September 27, 2013, 09:33:17 AM
SLAP message /b/oards. 

Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: joebudden on September 27, 2013, 09:40:05 AM
ayo

yall should be applauding me

i freed the fags

ima gotdam emancipator for christ sakes

i make you think

i make you question if you are in fact the people i shit on

whether its a racist, a fag, fake fuck, alcoholic, druggie, or beamer

thank me for letting me define you so you can live life as you fuckin please

Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: chockfullofthat on September 27, 2013, 09:49:03 AM
leave BMW out of this you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Fake Tits on September 28, 2013, 02:30:11 PM
So, Joe Budden, you think gay men

 are disgusting morons

 who should be ashamed of who they are,

but don't have a problem with them?

You especially think gay black men are disgusting

yet try to imitate James Baldwin as best you can?

 (admittedly, you do a fucking terrible job)

Your existence is a joke

 All about making social justice claims,

 yet as prejudiced, ignorant, and hateful as you can be if its somebody who doesn't share your identity.
 
HA HA HA.

You'd be in the fucking Klan if they'd have you.

Shut up, son.


Unrelated-Anybody else think SEAN PABLO started off mediocre and has turned into absolute crap?  (at least he's not the type of garbage that writes multiple ranting posts about how much he hates people who have a certain identity like Joe Budden)

Nah, SEAN PABLO still has it.

SEAN PABLO rise and fall is similar to...

(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx93/getbuck_2010/image_zps970979c6.jpg)
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: railchomper420 on September 28, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
lol.... I back the vagina agenda! i expierenced the dooky dick struggle with a chubby girl and that was enough for me. skateboardings for the kids sex/sexuality is totally irrealevant and innapropriate, cept for old gossipy slap lurkers.


anyways DGK are all closet as fuck. after i got parental advisory i realized this. why do they chill with that baby faggot, he sucks. twink?
thats my geuss.

PimpC said something along the lines of if your gay thats cool, dont lie about it, and if you do lie you shouldnt be gay cause you shouldnt do anything your ashamed of...


Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: dmn on September 28, 2013, 05:56:03 PM
Wikipedia on satire.

-Satire and irony in some cases have been regarded as the most effective source to understand a society, the oldest form of social study. They provide the keenest insights into a group's collective psyche, reveal its deepest values and tastes, and the society's structures of power.
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: wake and bacon on September 28, 2013, 11:27:04 PM
joe budden is fucking retarded but i've always loved him  :-*

he is a POT STIRRER maybe some call him a troll but he always stays true and keeps it 3 hunna with his ignorance and 3 k's

what was his old username? i can't remember but i wanna know. ya know, for the spankbank
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: erotikmesse88 on September 28, 2013, 11:38:14 PM
esmusssosein (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVEcnfS0Dx4#)


 :-*
 :-*
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: Sleazy on October 02, 2013, 05:03:48 AM
joe budden is fucking retarded but i've always loved him  :-*

he is a POT STIRRER maybe some call him a troll but he always stays true and keeps it 3 hunna with his ignorance and 3 k's

what was his old username? i can't remember but i wanna know. ya know, for the spankbank

seffleged or something like that
Title: Re: This just in: jack curtain and keelan dadd dislike homosexuals
Post by: GAY on October 02, 2013, 09:06:31 AM
did someone say DANNY WAY KILLED A HOMOSEXUAL

Your profile name makes me love to love you, baby.