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Title: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: chockfullofthat on January 02, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Does she (or he) have to know how to cook, not be ugly, and not be an agitated bitch?  Do they have to just be hot and be down to bang nearly every night?  Maybe rich?  Do they have to be willing to perform maneuvers to your prostate (I'm looking at you Gip)?  Do they have to not be a loud, stupid whorebag?  Maybe it's something more specific...

So what is it?  Or feel free to admit if you have no standards.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on January 02, 2014, 12:09:17 PM
Big Sean & Nicki Minaj Dance ASS Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcg4a6AgV4c#)
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on January 02, 2014, 12:16:46 PM
i asked my girlfriend if she would still like me if i had a negative rep on slap.
she asked me what i was talking about.
we are still happy.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Tracer on January 02, 2014, 12:18:12 PM
Quote from: chockfullofthat on January 02, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Does she (or he) have to know how to cook, not be ugly, and not be an agitated bitch?� Do they have to just be hot and be down to bang nearly every night?� Maybe rich?� Do they have to be willing to perform maneuvers to your prostate (I'm looking at you Gip)?� Do they have to not be a loud, stupid whorebag?� Maybe it's something more specific...

So what is it?� Or feel free to admit if you have no standards.
All of these qualities are a bonus, except being rich. Relationships fail when the girl makes more money
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: InternetDaddy on January 02, 2014, 12:34:32 PM
Big Booty Bitches by @ALostPeople (reposted cuz u asked us too :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg#)
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: ttching! on January 02, 2014, 12:58:41 PM
My girl fed me E and took advantage of me the first night we met. Its been magic ever since.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Yu Dum on January 02, 2014, 01:03:53 PM
As long as she's straight up with what she wants and doesn't bullshit me, I'll love her.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: JB on January 02, 2014, 01:15:50 PM
Spice Girls - Wannabe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ#)
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 02, 2014, 01:25:21 PM
Girlz r dum.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: chockfullofthat on January 02, 2014, 01:28:09 PM
Have you tried dudes? or sheep? or a lifelike doll?  or a girlfriend who lives inside your Nintendo DS?
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 02, 2014, 02:15:35 PM
Don't be silly. I don't own a Nintendo DS.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on January 02, 2014, 02:52:51 PM
she has to be into Robocop
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Albatross on January 02, 2014, 02:54:57 PM
i have put up with a lot of bullshit for a nice butt

an absurd amount of bullshit

i want to change but i cant :(
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Andrew on January 02, 2014, 03:00:01 PM
she has to wear dickies, flannels, high socks and vans. also has to use the word 'core' a lot in casual conversation.
"don't go to that gas station, they aren't core'

must like slappies, ollies and hill bombing
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 02, 2014, 03:07:45 PM
Don't never give your heart to no wimmin.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: gutterhead. on January 07, 2014, 02:02:19 AM
excellent blowjobs and skills in rolling a blunt
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: SodaJerk on January 07, 2014, 02:50:13 AM
Quote from: Andrew on January 02, 2014, 03:00:01 PM
she has to wear dickies, flannels, high socks and vans. also has to use the word 'core' a lot in casual conversation.
"don't go to that gas station, they aren't core'

must like slappies, ollies and hill bombing
An Anti Heather.
Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: landCow on January 07, 2014, 03:49:12 AM
Quote from: iwshilvdnfinland on January 02, 2014, 02:52:51 PM
she has to be into Robocop

Title: Re: SLAP, what is the key that opens the door to your heart?
Post by: Morty Seinfeld on January 07, 2014, 06:10:08 AM
She has to like Seinfeld and Brian Eno. I found my woman and I feel very fortunate.