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Skateboarding => PHOTOS/VIDEO => Topic started by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 12, 2014, 05:04:02 PM
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follow the link below. note - u must be logged into facebook to view the link below and also note - jediz facebook is public and viewable by anyone
jedi on the scene. NASA TIME. if uv noticed in the last 32 status updates in jediz facebook timeline that - JEDI HAS PROVED THAT MAGIC IS REAL- just read all the 32 status updates and comments- then ul understand. and remember parents lie. b careful bfor u tell ur parents that magic is real. ur parents might realy blieve u that magic is real buuuut theyl doublecross u and lie and say magic isnt real when realy theyr convinced it is. and after they lie and shut u down if u hassle them again they call the cat team and send u to the psych ward. so b careful bfore u tell ur parents that magic is real. also if you read the last 32 status updates and comments on jediz facebook timeline then it will prove that now jedi and kelly slater are the 2 most famous people on the world surf tour
also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real. but if you do do that then please ignore the dec 2012/ jan 2013 reference to a helicopter attack. my apologies- that was just jedi trippin. its not real. jedi was trippin at the time bcause a few weeks before that jedi was at his grandmas house in the outer southeastern city fringe suburbs of melbourne and my grandma had gone out and i was home alone at her house at nightfall. then 7 or 8 rounds from a handgun were fired directly outside my grandmas house. is she was home then they wouldnt of pulled that shit. no way. but anyway they were warning me to leave the area - so i called a taxi then it came and i jumped in and split the joint. its half city fringe suburb half country town suburb so there's a few people in the town that have firearms and a few peoplw on farms that have firearms. this had jedi trippin for nearly a month. and i mistakenly thout that a normal helicopter flying low in the city was an attack. so just ignore those status's
here's the link to jediz facebook and the proof that magic is real . u have to read the 32 most recent status updates on jediz facebook timeline
https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754 (https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754)
also here's a few new photos. of some of jediz fresh gear, boards, helmets, lightsabers, bball jerseys, sponsor equipment etc
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trigger bros supply
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bball and vans shoe co
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and fiiiiiinnnnaaaalllyyyy the senate. the jedi and the senate. or should i say parliament. ha ha spot jediz mother
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yo lebron james jediz gon make u play some D. thats all lebron will be catching- is micheal jordans autograph. and as for kelly slater - whats up slater - where's your sceptre and your royal robes and your crown man ? thout you were don corleone of the surf world didnt you? lookin a bit shaby now aint you slater
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and dont think ul ever be ringing this bell ever again kelly. u best off ring the bell for room service at ur hotel for oysters to improve your performance with ur girlfriend. i heard ur 42 and thats around the age when men start needing viagra. or so iv heard.
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and dont think she loves you anywhere near as much as she used to kelly. especially not after jedi took all your young torquay bellsbeach girl fans from you kelly. the mums in torquay are still urs kelly. but the hot young daughters are yours no longer slater. no longer. so kalani millers love of her life no longer has all the girls in all the top 4 famous surf spots in the world - hawaii, california, surfers paradise and no longer bells beach torquay man. no longer bells beach torquay slater man. no longer man. no longer
picture this slater. congress house in washington has (i believe) four stone columns at the front entrance. imagine slater if everyone woke up one morning and one of those 4 columns has dissapeared. people would be shocked. just like if everyone woke up one morning and kelly still had his hawaii girls, california girls, surfers paradise girls buuuuuuut shockingly all his bells beach torquay girls had dissapeared. as i said slater no longer man, no longer (and my apologies if congress has more than four columns at the entrance). and as i said no longer slater no longer
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Did you tram race Jamish yet?
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Now i kinda feel bad
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Could you post a few more pics of your sister?
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Could you post a few more pics of your sister?
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sorry no more photos of my sister??.she's still upset about the last time i posted photos??..dont get me wrong - i want to ??..but she'l start up and i don't want to hear her complaining- its annoying man
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sorry no more photos of my sister??.she's still upset about the last time i posted photos??..dont get me wrong - i want to ??..but she'l start up and i don't want to hear her complaining- its annoying man
She doesn't have to know, it could be our little secret.
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Anyone else think those are just oversized light up dildos? and more sister pics
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Jedi I hope this finds you well. This is cuntm8 , keep killing it. Should I start up my Facebook again? Ps I have been training hard. How was the psych ward? Those slippery snakes in the grass sending you to the psych ward. As your friend and apprentice I feel you may be trippin when it comes to magic being real though bro, rekognise
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Some facebook highlights
-I NOTICE NEARLY ALL MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAVE SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS. I NOTICE I NEVER HAVE SEX . EVER. NEVER. I NOTICE I AM THE NEXT TONY HAWK. I NOTICE MOST OF U HAVE JOBS. WELL MY JOB IS BEING THE NEXT TONY HAWK.
-listen stragglers its a new decade . dont get left behind. i suggest u reduce ur sexual activity by 80percent and use the extra time to learn new magic powers like jedi did
-as further proof jedi has gone down on a girl on 3 occasions since yr 2000. for 5mins max each occasions. on the other hand only 3 girls have gone down on jedi since yr 2000. not including 7 call girls who went down on jedi. jedi is not ur ordinary cassanova. when ur famous- lesser is better. at least jedi is a proper jedi and not a famous slut
-Luke Roderick Arden Gallant Jedi... Have you stopped taking your medication again ?
10 January at 17:53 via mobile ? Like
Nick Buchanan check the next status then man
10 January at 18:00 via mobile ? Like
Nick Buchanan and as for medication- no i havnt stopped smoking weed
10 January at 18:00 via mobile ? Like
-have u ever slept with a guys gfriend and got bashed for it. jedi neeeeevvveeer has. have u ever slept with girls bfriend and got scratched and ur hair pulled out over it. personaly jedi neeeeevvveeeer has
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thanks for the advice cuntm8 but no im sorry magic and or the force is defintily real and as to the psych ward. those lame fucks never fuck with you when your on tv and sponsored by vans and your the most famous skater in australia. cuntm8 magic is like general anesthetic - it change the world forever. forever......................and listen julia princess leia lovers.........im sorry but i cant post any more photos of julia...........bcause she now has watchdogs snooping on slapmagazine.com and shell know straight away if new photos have been posted then shell contact slap and can the new photos ------- so whats the point
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cuntm8 i just re read your post and whats this? r u playing some sort of game? its alright thou cuntm8 u r a young apprentice and u still have have much to learn. ur funny though man i must admit. magic isnt real.......yeah sure of course it real.......and the psych ward.......everyone knows that if the psych ward rumbled jedi then the psych ward would have no chance.......no chance...........but anyway. u know when i caught on to ur game cuntm8. about ten minutes ago when i remembered that on the Jediz new apprentice is on tv article on slap.com u commented (im fairly certain it was u) and ur comment said "y r u wasting so much time to train cuntm8, he's a slippery snake" at the time i didint know that nowell was cuntm8. but now ive realized y would cuntm8 pay out on himself. y indeed. anyway not to worry- you are still young apprentice and u still have much to learn.
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thanks Jedi, no it's not a game I guess I just have a long way to go. Is it lame of me for not believing in magic? I mean man I really want to but I just can't find any proof. Your skills train,tram and cliffpath racing are next level no doubt. Should I keep training? Man I don't know anymore you seem disappointed. Please don't be mad Jedi. I'm not worthy. Those slippery snakes in the grass at the psych ward....slippery indeed MTV jedi
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apprentice im cool. im not mad at u. keep training with a lightsaber. watch my youtube clips. learn from them. read my advice on skateboard.com.au, facebook and slap.com..........understand thats most of the knowledge thats kept me both alive and sane until this very day. important to be both sane and alive apprentice
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and as for all you crew...............have you read everything yet? and if so..................are you convinced yet? that magic is real and that jedi and kelly are the world surf tours 2 most famous people?....................shame kelly shame
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kelly used to be a jedi. but he doesnt surf with a lightsaber. so no dutch kelly. and u are no jedi kelly. no jedi u are. and now this half white/ half brazil nigga is going to clean up kelly slaters act. SO CLEAN UP UR ACT KELLY
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ill even tell u how u can learn magic powers right now..............talk to me nearly every day and all the time..........and ul most likely learn the magic ability that i used to get on tv/ escape a murder attempt....and maybe ul get on tv aswell... .like cuntm8 jae overton did on skateboard.com.au for the last year......talk to me all the time ....some of u would pick it up quick too i bet...........but remember dont be a hater when you talk to me............bcause haters wont learn shit.........and dont be a sociable person when ur realy a hater.............and keep in mind that in this particular comment jedi is tellling u what he considers true..........and what is most likely true ......not certaintly.................but cuntm8 was my equal best friend on skateboard.com.au for a year and he backed me just about the most if not the most and i use my magic ability to talk back and forth to him for a year.............then jae overton was on mtv and channel v after a year..............cuntm8 jae overton learned to talk to jedi on a regular basis....................but dont b a hater or pretend to b not a hater...............
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and for anyone wondering jedi was overweight and unnatractive for a period of time in late 2003. this is when jedi spent 1 month in jail.......a few days in a police station cell then the rest of the time in prison..........i was younger and less experienced and made the mistake of removing a portable computer from a business college in mt eliza near mornington........but when the police caught up with me they charged me with the stolen computer.......... then.........they decided to frame (small frame not big) with a further 3 portable computers..........i was bailed and put on strict conditions where i had to report to the police station regularly. after a few months i crossed the line and didnt report for a while and the police picked me up and jailed me........but my mother paid cash money for a good solicitor and i was released after a month.......the 3 false theft of computers charges were dropped and i was placed on an order for the legitimate compter theft charge.........and if u want a jail story here's just one il tell you (i have a few) bcause i dont want to relate about my experience that much.......in the cell block i was in there was a communal vacuum cleaner and some crazy person opened the vaccum cleaner up and filled the inside with water.......because they wanted the next person that used it to turn the vacuum on and electricute themselves and die.....................so yes .........jedi has been to county.....he knows the drill......strip and get ready for the fire hose
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alright grim city, hate, randozzi, bantam after this post i think ill take a break for a while???and cool my heels???.bcause iv done a lot of work in the last few days on Facebook and slap.com????..seeya in 24 hrs
this is an all time photo of jedi and kelly slater and jediz all time fence gap at riverside skatepark melbourne????put together by my good associate on skateboard.com.au named mar bug????enjoy
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and i have no idea y there is a frown face in that last comment???i didn't put it there???.laters
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and yo sorry i forgot to mention??..in that mtv jedi photo??.thats what a lot of australian skaters call me bacuse over been on tv???????.they call me the mtv jedi---------------even if i havnt been on mtv???????..laters
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grimcity, hate, bantam, randozzi.........i just logged out after i wrote that last comment about lots of australians calling me mtv jedi...................and it might be a glitch on my computer................but it said on the notice board that i was still logged in for a while after i logged out........i rechecked that id logged out.........and i was still logged in..............and also i didnt put those frown faces and a few of those question marks on that those last posts.............it might b a glitch..........but i dont think so............i think some lame ! and horny ? hackers are testing their skills against the power of the force.........but those hackers have to stop hacking to fullfill their horny desires........and the force doesnt stop for that shit hackers...............on the other hand there are lots of cool hackers that jedi has no beef with.............. dumn fucks
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yep just logged out and it says im still logged in.................just remember horny desire hackers male or female.........u can never fullfill and have your desires with girls as hot as kelly slater gets..........or if your a girl then u can never have kelly slater................but jedi does indeed have the force...................thats it man im out..................seeya tomorrow............and if anyone looks at the notice board and thinks im logged on......dont b fooled.......im not...............seeya tommorrow
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what happened at the psych ward mtv jedi?
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im so happy you found your home in slap. please tell me more.
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one comment then please no more until tomorrow........nowell....cuntm8....im sorry i cant answer that question about "what happened in psych ward" bcause if i do and the information falls into the wrong hands.......chanced are il be assasinated.........but cuntm8 and the rest of the crew...........here's a glimpse.............in the year 2000......
....IT WAS I THE JEDI THAT GAVE MAGIC POWERS TO THE WHOLE WORLD...........
...previously only talented skaters/surfers/snowboarders and pro skaters/surfers/snowboarders including hosoi and hawk and slater and jedi were the ones who had magic abilties......and others like mayb? jackie chan and mayb? holywood stuntmen....and proper ninjas.....and before that - most of the world wrongly believed that magic DID NOT EXIST...............and as u can imagine psych doctors who had just finsished their final exam of medical college and where about to start making the big bucks woke up the next day and had a hard time dealing with this knowledge and the hard facts that magic existed......how could they argue----one second they had no magic powers------the next second they had real magic powers-------buuuuuuut the whole psych industry went into lie mode overdrive to protect themselves from big lawsuits from patients and to protect their big bucks industry (psych pharmicuticals manufacturing companies r some of the richest in the world).......also going into lie mode overdrive overnight were the hospitals........ladies and mens magazines......definitely tv corporations and executives......holywood.......mtv and sony and virgin and now later on in the future itunes.............polticians and governments.......the military.....royal families....the christian and catholic church...........national and international sporting establishments including the xgames industry and surf industry........the gambling industry............the porn industry........the school and college university education department..........nasa..........etc etc....u get the picture..........
........yes world i know i gave u all magic powers in 2000..........and i know youve lied about it ever since...........and maybe i cared about the the whole world lying in 2001 or 2002 or 2003 but now i dont think i care quite as much as i used to............for instance too many people have died since the year 2000 living the lie that magic isnt real simply
because if the whole world lies then it makes it alright for you to lie....
.........and they were cheated out of the reality that they could have become powerful wizards or sorceresses ..............senseless waste.......................now i know i just gave cuntm8 and u crew just a glimpse and not the full answer to cunmt8's question.....the full answer would take 20 or 30 comments............but did give u a glimpse..............................and i realy hope i dont get assasinated for writing this.....................cool the heels time.............seeya tomorrow...............
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thats nearly about enough proof and reading material that's required to convince u crew of the truth.............il provide just a bit more in the next few days...........but most of the typing is over crew
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yesterday----------check this right - ive lived at my house near the beach for 2 years. 2 houses down my neighbour is this 16 yr old attractive girl. and i never spoke to her in the whole 2 yrs except maybe once............but i walked past her house again yesterday.......and her and her bfriend (who is a wicked bmx guy from newport skatepark and he can do flares) were in her front yard and he yells out to me and says "jedi".....now this dudes cool as and he knows all about the jedi. i dont know how long theyv been in a relationship for but ive never seen him there before..............but then she says "y did u call him jedi?"........totaly busted :(.........and i know he knows heaps about me.....so i decided to tell her 1st before he did.........so i said to her "sory i never talked to you before but i thout you were younger about 16 and im about 30, but any way im a pro skateboarder, im sponsored by vans and triggerbros who have a shop in chapel st, and frankston, mornington and sorrento.....my 2 homes are mornington and here in williamstown area......and ive also lived in torquay before......." and i didnt tell her im on tv or that im famous or my mother was a politician........but her bfriend probably will.........and the tv one will most likely tweak the young girl..........but listen up........she's has a bfriend who is one of my bmx ripper friends and she's too young for me anyway.......but over time ive seen alot of attractive teenage girls hang around that house...............and i think im going to get a fair few trippin stares and looks from those girls........and some trippin treatment when i walk past and they say "hi" to me from now on.............................oh well what can you do .............cover's blown
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Magic really is real.
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yesterday----------check this right - ive lived at my house near the beach for 2 years. 2 houses down my neighbour is this 16 yr old attractive girl. and i never spoke to her in the whole 2 yrs except maybe once............but i walked past her house again yesterday.......and her and her bfriend (who is a wicked bmx guy from newport skatepark and he can do flares) were in her front yard and he yells out to me and says "jedi".....now this dudes cool as and he knows all about the jedi. i dont know how long theyv been in a relationship for but ive never seen him there before..............but then she says "y did u call him jedi?"........totaly busted :(.........and i know he knows heaps about me.....so i decided to tell her 1st before he did.........so i said to her "sory i never talked to you before but i thout you were younger about 16 and im about 30, but any way im a pro skateboarder, im sponsored by vans and triggerbros who have a shop in chapel st, and frankston, mornington and sorrento.....my 2 homes are mornington and here in williamstown area......and ive also lived in torquay before......." and i didnt tell her im on tv or that im famous or my mother was a politician........but her bfriend probably will.........and the tv one will most likely tweak the young girl..........but listen up........she's has a bfriend who is one of my bmx ripper friends and she's too young for me anyway.......but over time ive seen alot of attractive teenage girls hang around that house...............and i think im going to get a fair few trippin stares and looks from those girls........and some trippin treatment when i walk past and they say "hi" to me from now on.............................oh well what can you do .............cover's blown
Wow! thats amazing Jedi, hopefully these girls might have an older sister you can fool around with......if you catch my drift ;)
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jedi has been to county.....he knows the drill......strip and get ready for the fire hose
Jedi has been raped?
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ttching yes magic is really real as iv explained on my facebook timeline.................and psyched out ----------no the jedi sk8boarder was never raped in jail........i was overwieght and unnatractive at the time (in other words 3/4 fat and yes ugly at the time)........so the rapists stayed clear of me.........and i was in jail for a month not a year which also stopped the rapists from touching me...........but on a brighter note that girl 2 houses down from my house and her other 16 yr old friends most likely do have older sisters and gfriends........and yes jedi does have sex maybe half a dozen or less occasions (tops) a year..........so we'll see about theyr older sisters.............but that still means my cover's blown..........and every time i walk or skate past those girls from now on its the "hi" treatment.............and lets make it clear - id prefer my cover "not to b blown"
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have you ever paid for sex, jedi?
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no I have never been paid for sex..............but I admit it sounds like a very novel idea :)
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ok crew that's about a wrap........so whether your from Los Angeles or Toronto or Sydney or Manchester or London or Vancouver or New York or Chicago or Portland or Orlando or Melbourne etc etc.............then
you now have proof that magic is real...........or if you want to call it the force.........then you now have proof that the force is real
proof
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no I have never been paid for sex..............but I admit it sounds like a very novel idea :)
you said on skateboard.com.au you had payed for call girls before
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wow I didn't know prostitution was legal in Australia until this thread got me curious. the more you know