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Title: tinder
Post by: pieceofshit on February 14, 2014, 04:22:56 PM
i know theres some good stories out there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 14, 2014, 04:34:07 PM
grindr
scruff
growlr
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on February 14, 2014, 05:41:21 PM
this thread has amazing potential. I've never used tinder myself but a few of my friends have it and that shit is just a fuck fest.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: max power on February 14, 2014, 05:42:43 PM
grindr
scruff
growlr
are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Owen on February 14, 2014, 06:12:44 PM
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pointandclick on February 14, 2014, 06:40:17 PM
it works. 1st t no warm up took a chick home.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on February 14, 2014, 06:41:21 PM
I want a smartphone just for this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on February 14, 2014, 08:22:52 PM
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
It was an Okcupid thread, and it was hilarious
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 14, 2014, 08:40:15 PM
I hate everyone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 14, 2014, 08:54:43 PM
Tindr sucks. I've been on a few Tindr dates and they were all pretty bogus. When you meet up with someone off of it essentially the only thing you potentially know about them is how they look. In my experience plenty of girls want to message a lot before they meet up asking all the questions that would be answered on OKC and I'm not looking for a Tindr pen pal, personally. Of the 5 Tindr dates I went on 3 of the girls either sucked or didn't really look like there pictures and the other 2 were down but way too drunk for me from the get go.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 14, 2014, 09:22:00 PM
I got a bunch of fucks and two blowjobs out of tindr, havent been on there in a while.
I got one story basically the girl was super keen texting me i needed to come over and fuck her . it was late about 1am i was tired and not that keen but i thought fuck it and headed over. In about a half hour her mood must have changed drastically when i got there she was acting  bitchy, But whatever we headed to her bedroom get into bed and she says she doesnt  wanna do anything she just wants to snuggle,  i was thinking wtf we dont snuggleQ you know what this is about i dont know you well enough to snuggle we just fuck and then i leave. So i got pissed off i just spent 20 bucks on a cab to get to this bitch who told me to come to fuck. So i tryed my best to get a little action and she ended up giving me a half assed hand job that lasted 20 seconds before telling me her hand hurts. That was enough for me i got the fuck up raided her fridge ,found nothing so i went and took a leak on the bathroom floor and hocked up a couple of loogies. God damn waste of my time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: happenstance on February 14, 2014, 09:23:56 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: redhatchet on February 14, 2014, 09:43:28 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

BAD MAN BUT A GOOD BLOKE.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 14, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 15, 2014, 04:29:35 AM
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.

Hahaha.

Got some action from it aswell. stopped doing it and now I've started all over. It's like pok?mon, catch em and train em.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 15, 2014, 06:17:36 AM
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on February 15, 2014, 08:11:54 AM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on February 15, 2014, 10:28:02 PM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 15, 2014, 10:34:13 PM
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.
Where should I send it? It's really more of a nuisance than anything anyway. How am I going to piss though?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 15, 2014, 10:57:49 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

when she sent those text messages she signed a contract, you don't break contracts, son. especially at 2am in the morning.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 15, 2014, 11:00:14 PM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked

you guys just need to send a dick pic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 16, 2014, 12:43:39 AM
But your dick can't look that different than all the others she's seen? You've got to make yourself stand out and put it next to this:
(http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_arizona_sodashaq_blueberrycreamsoda1.jpg)

I feel like a dick pic that wasn't asked for is sort of the female equivalent to sending a sonogram.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on February 16, 2014, 01:08:44 AM
met my current girlfriend on tinder, we been together almost 6 months now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 16, 2014, 06:48:00 PM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked

you guys just need to send a dick pic

wats ur email?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on February 16, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
As a married man, fuck yall.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on February 16, 2014, 06:58:39 PM
raiding the fridge is by far the best part of any internet hook up.

i have a buddy whos like 40 and finally divorced and hes banging the kinkiest girls on tinder. he travels around the US for work and said that SF is the best place for it. im basically wifed up but if i wasnt you can guarantee my creepy ass would be on there, probably getting drunk and trying to hook up with my ex's. it sounds like slutty girls and regular guys. sex for sex. then you end up getting one who is just a fucking liar and wants a cuddler/boyfriend, and you realize its no different than the bar. women suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on February 16, 2014, 08:20:19 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 16, 2014, 08:29:51 PM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yungCOLDsweat on February 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kanye Omari West on February 16, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

What were her tits like though?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on February 17, 2014, 12:35:08 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on February 17, 2014, 12:52:22 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on February 18, 2014, 05:22:33 AM
So you were cool with your date being a man, decided to give him a chance and sat down, but once you found out he was lying about his age and marital status it was over... I respect that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on February 18, 2014, 10:27:46 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 18, 2014, 10:50:43 AM
grindr
scruff
growlr
are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?

Grindr is (in theory) the pretty twink app. Scruff is (in theory) for the bearded bros. Growlr is (theoretically) for men who are big and hairy. But it's the same dudes on 'em all.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 18, 2014, 03:19:59 PM
god damn it! you pals are gonna be the end of me. i'm trying to be monogamous and stay on safe sites like a fellow sk8'r boi forum and you all just have to talk about tinder. tinder! the app that i have thus far been able to avoid. the app that is clearly conspiring against my commitment. forget lizard people, this is the real conspiracy!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 18, 2014, 03:36:06 PM
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 18, 2014, 04:28:58 PM
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the her entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.

What? Gnar for you. After chatting for a while with a few chicks that were hot but lame I said: ''We don't have much in common but we could have an amazing night.'' All the girls reactions were similar to fuck off. But yesterday I saw a girl I met on tinder already banged her a few times. Sex is amazing, but she's kind of in love and I'm not. Tomorrow another date!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 18, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
I seriously hate this thread, but I can't stop cuming in here. Maybe if I could just masturbate I wouldn't be so jealous. I don't know that jealous is the right term. I'm sure I wouldn't be attracted to any of the girls you guys are meeting and instantly fucking. Frustrated is a better word. I don't know any more. Shit, I never knew.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 18, 2014, 11:45:07 PM
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopmonkey on February 19, 2014, 03:08:15 AM
Couple of bad stories:

Had a match with a foreign exchange student from Spain (i live in the Netherlands). First conversation went like this:
her: Hey, where do you live
me: Why, wanna come over?
her: maybe not right now, but later this week ;)
me: i;m not really looking for any dates right now...
her: That's cool, i'm only here for a couple more weeks, just looking for some fun
So of course i feel lucky knowing i'll be getting some spanish booty real soon, ask for her number. We text some back and forth, arrange to meet on sunday. That saturday night we're both drunk, and she sends me semi nudes outa nowhere.. turns out she's a little too chubby for my taste, but i figure, fuck it, i'll go for it. She proceeds to call me a couple minutes later and i drunkenly pick up. Then it came... This girl had the most annoying voice and spanish accent you'll ever hear. I'm talking Janice from Friends annoying. We hang up and i delete and block her number and tinderstuff right after, figured it wasn't worth it. Woke up hungover the next morning, proud of my drunk decision.

This other time i had a match with a super cute girl. She says she remembers me from a party 2 years ago. I ask her what we talked about, but she said we didn't talk. I'm like "ok...". So we have 1 Facebook friend in common according to Tinder, and i happen to see him that week. He starts talking about this girl and how she's super into me and has been since she saw me at that party 2 years ago (a party at his place). I tell her our friend thinks we should have some drinks soon and she agrees, smiley faces all over the place. So we meet a couple days later at a bar. It's not awkward at all, she's into cool music, movies and literature, and really intelligent, which i like. So we drink about 7 beers at that one place, she has no problem keeping up. We kiddingly agree to go to the shittiest bar in town which we just talked about, but there's a line, se we were over it already. Over to the next place, beers and whiskeys back to back. Again, she has no trouble keeping up and we're getting pretty drunk. We start making out, i "protect" her from this other guy who's hitting on her and she asks me if i'd like to have another beer at her place and listen to some music. Of course i agree and go with her. We have a beer at her place, play with her cat, make out and listen to some music. I don't wanna try and push my luck and wonder what her plans are with me, so i say "hey i really gotta get going soon..". She replies "uhhm... maybe you could sleep over, we could just cuddle, right?" I say "yeah, you think we can?" "yes :)". I agree, brush my teeth, go to her bedroom to find her wobbling around topless. We end up in bed, getting into it, try to have sex but whiskeydick took me as its victim. All the while we're both jokingly saying "can't do this on a tinder date..". Next morning everything is chill, i feed her cat which she thought was cute and leave, we agree to meet up again later on that week. After a couple of days i ask her how she's doing and if she's down to come watch a movie at my place soon. I get an answer back that's like "it's not you it's me, not the right time to be dating for me right now.." I tell her "fine, let me know". Never saw her again after that. Too bad, could've been a couple of interesting dates. 

Tinder is great for seeing how you're in the market, what kind of girls dig you. Or coming across girls you already know, but are down once they find out you're her "tinder match". Enjoy slap bros!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on February 19, 2014, 07:13:56 AM
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in

Is this actually Toby?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HATE! on February 19, 2014, 07:22:11 AM
I once had a homie who was into fat girls get a free cab ride home because she blew the cabbie.  He also brought a girl home from the gas station.  I need to find out if he knows about Tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 19, 2014, 07:32:27 AM
Another good story was matching with a girl and after exchanging numbers we met up at a bar to grab a drink. The night was going really well and after some bar hopping we decide to go back to her house. She told me what neighborhood she lived in and I'm familiar so I start heading that way. As we're getting close she starts directing me to what street to turn on, etc... Now I know this neighborhood because my previous girlfriend lived there. So we are getting closer and closer to my ex-girlfriend's house and the girl in my car says, "slow down, it's coming up on the right..." Suuuure enough it's the exact same building. It's almost 2am and I figure there is now way my ex will see us so I and park my car to go to her place. Now this is one of those apartment buildings with no main entrance. It's two stories with 6 apartments on each level and you walk down the side to which ever apartment you're going to. This girl lived DIRECTLY above my ex. Los Angeles is a big fucking city... what are the chances?

We had a good time and we were talking a day or two later about getting together for dinner and I told her, "I hope this isn't weird but I think you should know I dated a girl who lives in your apartment building a few months ago" and she said, "I don't care. I don't even know anyone here except for a girl named xxxxxxx". They weren't friends or anything but how in the fuck....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 19, 2014, 07:45:46 AM
tinder sounds like a better version of myspace. damn that site was great for hook ups.

(http://puu.sh/72eBs.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 19, 2014, 08:41:48 AM
I can't stop cuming

Sorry L33Tg33k...I just had to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 20, 2014, 04:54:10 AM
^That's why I said it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 20, 2014, 09:06:28 AM
^That's why I said it.

I'm thinking of pursuing a career in detective work...I really can find hints and details like nobody's business.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 20, 2014, 10:43:56 AM
Whiskeydick totally fucking sucks. Great story though but it seems the girls that are down for Tinder all want just a physical relationship rather than an emotional one. Girls are probably running up some serious numbers with this app.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on February 21, 2014, 02:06:57 PM
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on February 21, 2014, 02:28:39 PM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 21, 2014, 02:42:38 PM
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)

I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: garbage plate on February 21, 2014, 03:06:56 PM
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)

I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.

came here to post this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on February 21, 2014, 05:00:41 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Not saying "convos"  would be a good start to "manning up"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2014, 11:58:57 PM
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on February 22, 2014, 01:56:56 AM
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night
lol why does ur fb say that. did u want to?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 22, 2014, 02:21:46 AM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
That's not what was agreed upon. A man doesn't have to eat his own dick unless he's starving.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tuque on February 22, 2014, 02:34:09 AM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on February 22, 2014, 07:32:18 AM
meeting up with a bigger black girl i met on there in a bit, seems like she just wants 2 fuck. I'll report back, probably in awkward sexual encounters.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 22, 2014, 10:03:24 PM
Fuck it i just activated my account, how does this work? Do you just wait for people to message you or do you have to message them?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on February 23, 2014, 01:55:53 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Not saying "convos"  would be a good start to "manning up"
I didnt say it, i typed it.    BETCH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 23, 2014, 11:43:27 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Not saying "convos"?  would be a good start to "manning up"

gotta disagree, only bitch motherfuckers care about how they spell on the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on March 02, 2014, 01:28:32 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 02, 2014, 01:31:27 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.
sorry guy, it's me on the other end of that account.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 02, 2014, 05:42:51 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.

Have you tried talking to her? You'll figure out quite soon if she's a spambot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on March 02, 2014, 06:08:53 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.

Have you tried talking to her? You'll figure out quite soon if she's a spambot.
Yeah, no reply so far. So I guess it would've been pretty instantaneous if it what a bot. Still could be someone trolling though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 02, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 02, 2014, 10:18:28 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.

Not saying don't go for it, but be sure to make sure it's a girl before you two meet up. My homie got matched up with a supposedly super hot chick who claimed to be a dancer at a local university. She turned out to be a man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 03, 2014, 12:38:54 AM
i got matched up with some pretty decent girls i messaged 2 of them like a couple of days ago and got no response but i just messaged this other girl so hopefully this time it will work out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on March 03, 2014, 08:18:53 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really?  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man?  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 03, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really?  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man?  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.


ive never tried to meet a girl online, but i think if you sent a dick pic with a bottle of wine and the latest season of girls on dvd in the background that you'd be pretty successful.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 03, 2014, 10:34:52 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really??  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man??  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.?  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.?  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.

My friend is on tinder and he's pretty successful with it. You gotta realize most chicks on there are looking to fuck, so my homie just tells a bunch of blatant overly sexual jokes and makes it really obvious, being up front is the key here, because they already know the deal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 03, 2014, 11:20:37 AM
If this was around before I got married I would def have a bunch of sex diseases
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 03, 2014, 03:26:08 PM
alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt.  Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls.  3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app.  I dont know what the fuck happened.  But my go to is this.  "Hey  (tinder ho's name).  You look fucking good in your pictures."  "tell me you come to (your town) often".  or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town).  then I usually wait for a response.  First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation.  So i often go with "fucking good"  or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not.  and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.  

If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open.  What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh.  Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.)  So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit.  where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.

so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?"  (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?"  now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked.  But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number.  If they say theyre down I usually just say "great.  415-555-5555".  now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text.  If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully.  you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you.  once you get dem digits,  you should be golden.

now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches.  ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT.  seriously, cast a wide fucking net.  and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them.  the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.  

just remember folks,  It's a numbers game


UTP



Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on March 03, 2014, 04:39:01 PM
 
alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt.  Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls.  3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app.  I dont know what the fuck happened.  But my go to is this.  "Hey  (tinder ho's name).  You look fucking good in your pictures."  "tell me you come to (your town) often".  or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town).  then I usually wait for a response.  First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation.  So i often go with "fucking good"  or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not.  and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.  

If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open.  What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh.  Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.)  So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit.  where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.

so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?"  (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?"  now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked.  But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number.  If they say theyre down I usually just say "great.  415-555-5555".  now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text.  If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully.  you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you.  once you get dem digits,  you should be golden.

now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches.  ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT.  seriously, cast a wide fucking net.  and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them.  the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.  

just remember folks,  It's a numbers game


UTP





 ::)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 03, 2014, 05:54:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tODdBMl.jpg)

I dunno wat the fuxk is going on here. this is happening 6km away from me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on March 03, 2014, 06:29:03 PM
Thank you UTP, the in depth response is much appreeshed.  I should've had an older brother for this shit.  I definitely am cockblocking myself by being not being more forward/horny.  Not sure about you but my city's kind of small so most of my matches share a mutual friend, or 10.. I've even matched with fb friends.  Might be a different scene than in a big city or smaller town.  Do you always offer to go for a drink first or is the movie date at home acceptable off the bat?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 03, 2014, 07:01:11 PM
im in sf so yea it's easy pickins.  i always, ALWAYS, meet the girl in a public place first.  you dont know who this person could be.  But for each of my tinder meet ups it was one drink and back to my house around the corner.  and from that point on, if she's a worthy bang mate, you can skip the drink and tell that ho to jump straight in your bed.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 03, 2014, 08:50:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tODdBMl.jpg)

I dunno wat the fuxk is going on here. this is happening 6km away from me

fucking lol. Someone gnar ice nine for this please
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fairy Boy on March 13, 2014, 05:31:10 PM
I've met a couple girls, the only one I was actually into ended up not replying after saying she'd be back in town that weekend...looking back I should've gone straight for the panties. Girl came over to my house at 11pm on a Sunday. I'm an idiot.

Got one girl to pick me up from work and drive to the bar, AND she handed me her vape pen when I got in. All seemed rad, went back to her place after, smoked her bong, sucked on her titties for awhile but she wouldn't go back to her room because "then I'll never get up for work". I've never seen a girl enjoy having her nipples fucking CHEWED (she had to ask me to bite harder), that was pretty cool. She was weird looking so I stopped talking to her and never hung out again. I blew her mind by explaining the reason her lamp wouldn't work is because the outlet was tied to the switch on the wall.

Met two girls who were friends at a bar in a different city last weekend, but they were much uglier/fatter than I thought, and I was drunk enough that I just stopped talking until they walked away.

My go-to opener has been "You're cute, let's party". I think it worked better before my homies stole it.

UTP, I might have to start posting a lot more just so I can gnar you. I will definitely be asking girls to sit on my face in the near future.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice weather on March 14, 2014, 03:21:14 PM
a lot of pictures are hilarious, especially when seemingly unintentionally so.

(http://i.imgur.com/DCRwy8c.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8z2YKkj.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/SutBVVG.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on March 14, 2014, 05:52:08 PM
I Know what you mean jumping bean.
I will admit i'm not good at reading people. And I don't want talk gnar and scare away the sweet girls.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on March 16, 2014, 08:40:21 PM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 17, 2014, 08:04:11 AM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: noileum on March 17, 2014, 09:32:50 AM
I had a couple of the younger (early 20's) guys from work go through Tinder with me over a few beers.

Holy fuck that shit is bonkers

While I'm a happily married man with kids, this makes random hookups (on business etc) super easy were I that way inclined.

Takes a lot of the fun out of the chase, but man it makes the catch and bang much easier
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 19, 2014, 01:00:05 AM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
fake account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: redhatchet on March 19, 2014, 08:05:51 AM
Reporting back to say I slayed my first Tinder chick.

I actually used the advice and kinda stole the line of asking chicks if they wanna sit on faces or whatever. How I phrase it after maybe 1 or 2 introduction funny messages is "So what are you doing on this app, looking for your future husband or someone's face to sit on?" Usually, you'll either get no reply or the other option is they think it's kind of funny and it semi opens the door to some sexual talk/chance for both of you to be up front.

But yeah, porked a girl I knew was going to be on the thicker side, but her body was like the perfect proportions of thick. I usually end up disappointed when I think a girl is going to be the perfect curvy size, but she takes off her clothes and is lumpy and gross. But this girl had an ass for fucking days, and she also said I could come stay the night with her but no sex the first night. That quickly changed once we got into bed. And to top it off after using condoms that night, she lets me know shes comfortable with me now and let me feel her Birth Control implant in her arm, and that I won't have to wear condoms next time. Lets hope I get her pregnant guys yay!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on March 19, 2014, 08:59:06 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 19, 2014, 09:34:29 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.


nah man, live a little!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 19, 2014, 09:47:38 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 09:55:50 AM
Reporting back to say I slayed my first Tinder chick.

I actually used the advice and kinda stole the line of asking chicks if they wanna sit on faces or whatever. How I phrase it after maybe 1 or 2 introduction funny messages is "So what are you doing on this app, looking for your future husband or someone's face to sit on?" Usually, you'll either get no reply or the other option is they think it's kind of funny and it semi opens the door to some sexual talk/chance for both of you to be up front.

But yeah, porked a girl I knew was going to be on the thicker side, but her body was like the perfect proportions of thick. I usually end up disappointed when I think a girl is going to be the perfect curvy size, but she takes off her clothes and is lumpy and gross. But this girl had an ass for fucking days, and she also said I could come stay the night with her but no sex the first night. That quickly changed once we got into bed. And to top it off after using condoms that night, she lets me know shes comfortable with me now and let me feel her Birth Control implant in her arm, and that I won't have to wear condoms next time. Lets hope I get her pregnant guys yay!!!

She's probably telling her friends, I slayed my 10th Tinder dude. I always think as much as guys get all happy fucking chicks on Tinder that it's the same way with girls since no one uses Tinder for serious relationships. But props to you though, just strap up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
She's probably telling her friends, I slayed my 10th Tinder dude. I always think as much as guys get all happy fucking chicks on Tinder that it's the same way with girls since no one uses Tinder for serious relationships. But props to you though, just strap up.

Certainly didn't plan on it that way but that's exactly what happened
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 19, 2014, 10:14:46 AM
yeah my girls roommate thinks shes gonna find a quality guy on tindr but this bitch also catfished her ex boyfriend and tried to photoshop it to make it look like he was cheating on this new girl
im a fuckin bro so i warned him and he deleted his profile and i downloaded a bunch of porn viruses on her computer so she had to wipe her hard drive
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 19, 2014, 10:20:42 AM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
fake account
I, I am offended sir. No more advice for you icenine were done! Finished!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 10:35:53 AM
yeah my girls roommate thinks shes gonna find a quality guy on tindr but this bitch also catfished her ex boyfriend and tried to photoshop it to make it look like he was cheating on this new girl
im a fuckin bro so i warned him and he deleted his profile and i downloaded a bunch of porn viruses on her computer so she had to wipe her hard drive

I guess there are those girls that bang first and ask questions later. My ex coworker was like that. She thought fucking a dude meant that they'd have a relationship after. No wonder she literally has never had a boyfriend in her life even though she fucked tons of guys. Anyways....the last dude she had a one nighter with, she got pregnant with his kid and even after that, she still couldn't uphold a relationship with the guy. Some girls are just dumb I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: redhatchet on March 19, 2014, 10:36:14 AM
I thank all my SLAP bros for the obvious great advice and everything, but daddy's gotta live a little.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 19, 2014, 10:41:29 AM
Ohh forgot to tell you guys I found a new line that you can say somewhat earlier than the facesitting line. "So what say you and I make some bad decisions together sometime." Now this may sound gratuitous to say 'you and I' and 'together' in the same sentence but it isn't. Let's me know ya really wanna get the Diz wiz without having to say it explicitly. try it

Life is like a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance, with a chainsaw.
- frank reynolds

UTP
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
I thank all my SLAP bros for the obvious great advice and everything, but daddy's gotta live a little.

Reminds me of this scene:

Don't use condoms. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hx_li0u5ws#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 24, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 25, 2014, 12:59:46 AM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 25, 2014, 09:04:16 AM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa

^I'm glad i kept checking this thread

Maybe she'll beg for it in the butt?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on March 25, 2014, 09:44:30 AM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?

gotta be witty, son. if the first impression stands out you're already halfway in her pants. most dudes say something generic like that. don't put yourself in that category. you gotta stand out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 25, 2014, 03:08:10 PM
holy shit, I just realized someone on here asked my girls roommate "what size are your boobs, I wouldnt mind double checking just to be sure" or something along those lines

which one of you fuckers was it lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 25, 2014, 04:57:47 PM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?

I say yes in public cause that just eases their confidence in knowing you are a normal person. Then if that goes good, I am sure the transition to the house will be easy. From what you guys say from Tinder, most girls almost come with that mindset that they are down to  mess around. I am sure the only thing that is stopping them is if you are a weirdo.

Good luck my man. Regardless what dudes say, strap up and then slay the dragon.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on March 25, 2014, 05:07:58 PM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa
time is a flat circle. We've already fucked. Might as well do it again *never exhales cigarette, cuts little men out of tall can*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bentmode on March 26, 2014, 12:35:37 AM
Finally I figure out why my RUDTF  messages haven't been replied to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 26, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
bros. woke up monday to my dick burning when i piss. most likely chlamydz. undoubtedly from a tinder girl. got some antibiotics so i should be good in a week but bros, even if condoms are the worst thing ever, use them.  just... use them. in a city like sf, with an app like tinder, it's just waitin to happen.  other than that i got some bros working the formula i've put out for them and they've been slaying.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on March 28, 2014, 02:46:40 PM
"Damn girl, you look sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup"
"Now I've heard that gingers have no soul. I'd like to dispel that rumor"
"The Free Bird epidemic, closely related to Swag Syndrome, has been plaguing the country for years"

Just a few of the opening lines I've used on tinder. I love saying stupid shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on March 29, 2014, 01:04:13 PM
This site has some hilarious tinder trolling.

http://helloletsdate.com/ (http://helloletsdate.com/)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f21cf95b1009268b3053a7fb68dcb7c/tumblr_n2fk6iQCU71t4t86to1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on March 30, 2014, 11:17:24 AM
I have mono right now, so no tinder meet ups for me right now, but you've always gotta stay "networking." Just potentially hooked a girl on there for the future in a pretty clever, stupid, funny way. Here's the important part of the conversation:

Me: Too bad I have mono hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tinder Girl: That sucks... Kissin too many sluts???
Me: Yeah 4 sure
Wayyyyy too many hot babes
Think I'm on the tail end though since I'm not all dead feeling
So maybe you could be the next one
TG: Not if you're giving me mono babe
Me:No no no no no I would never wish that on anyone
After I am cured
Hahahahaha or not. I tried
TG: After you're cured, sure

Take notes, pals. The slasher's tinder game is strong.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on April 01, 2014, 10:16:49 AM
I have mono right now, so no tinder meet ups for me right now, but you've always gotta stay "networking." Just potentially hooked a girl on there for the future in a pretty clever, stupid, funny way. Here's the important part of the conversation:

Me: Too bad I have mono hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tinder Girl: That sucks... Kissin too many sluts???
Me: Yeah 4 sure
Wayyyyy too many hot babes
Think I'm on the tail end though since I'm not all dead feeling
So maybe you could be the next one
TG: Not if you're giving me mono babe
Me:No no no no no I would never wish that on anyone
After I am cured
Hahahahaha or not. I tried
TG: After you're cured, sure

Take notes, pals. The slasher's tinder game is strong.

niiiiiiiice
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on April 01, 2014, 02:19:24 PM
bros. woke up monday to my dick burning when i piss. most likely chlamydz. undoubtedly from a tinder girl. got some antibiotics so i should be good in a week but bros, even if condoms are the worst thing ever, use them.  just... use them. in a city like sf, with an app like tinder, it's just waitin to happen.  other than that i got some bros working the formula i've put out for them and they've been slaying.
Ha. You have earned a Purple Heart. Watch out for boxer lint on ya dick tip.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on April 01, 2014, 02:38:34 PM
fuck this app, I keep getting the same guys over and over. once u say no it should have to wait a few months before showing U the same ppl again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on April 01, 2014, 04:48:27 PM
^
Parapraxis? Or...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on April 01, 2014, 04:55:53 PM
^had to look that up, and no. i would never use it for meeting girls, doesnt appeal to me. i just wanna find people i know on there, and see what local single weirdos look like. and i dunno any girls so i have to look for my male friends. either way its not very exciting, sorry
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: saucy ragu on April 01, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Hmm, I've always thought your sexual proclivity was towards men. Something about your oeuvre proclaims, "Perez Hilton."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on April 08, 2014, 11:35:57 AM
some ratchet ho i been texting for 1 day trying to tell me I need to shave.

hell nawww


(ps; to whoever stated that starbucks/latte line, I really liked it, but it dont work.)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 08, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
Just met up with a chick before class. She sucked my dick something fierce and let me watch Archer while she did so. A mission successful in my opinion
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 09, 2014, 02:01:52 AM
I thought of a really good first message to the girls i get matched up with that are 18-20 years old. It goes something like this "Hey would you like to go out on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix all night". I get great responses but then i usually fuck up a little later. For the girls over 21 i say "hey do you know any good bars around this area because i just moved and haven't found a decent bar"

I just thought of those messages last week so i haven't met up with them yet but just getting them to respond to the first message is a small victory to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: spungo on April 09, 2014, 01:15:03 PM
just go try to talk to girls and get laid like normal people.  This app sounds like it's for social retards with no game.  Last thing people need is to bury their life deeper into a stupid phone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 10, 2014, 03:01:25 PM
I was just randomly thinking about this last night but....

Tindr is based off Grindr, right? Obviously there's a different dynamic between straight guys and girls but surely even girls know it's based off an app strictly for getting laid. 

So the question is: If you meet up with a girl off Tindr and don't try to sleep with her on first meet up are you blowing it? Does anyone actually end up dating on that thing?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 10, 2014, 03:05:50 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6960382/this-dude-is-really-good-at-tinder (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6960382/this-dude-is-really-good-at-tinder)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on April 14, 2014, 12:35:53 AM
that blokes a twat ^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: himlor on April 14, 2014, 03:07:36 AM
just go try to talk to girls and get laid like normal people.  This app sounds like it's for social retards with no game.  Last thing people need is to bury their life deeper into a stupid phone.
AMEN
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 16, 2014, 03:19:17 PM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on April 16, 2014, 04:08:08 PM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on April 17, 2014, 08:54:55 PM
This thing works wonders traveling
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pabst on April 17, 2014, 11:48:15 PM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.


What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 18, 2014, 03:03:06 AM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.


What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on April 18, 2014, 08:18:08 AM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.


What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"

Haha We're 100% upfront about it... Don't even sugar coat with "we met on a dating site". It's more, "You don't know what Tinder is?! Let us show you"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 18, 2014, 03:25:13 PM
And then you both swipe right and break up...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on April 18, 2014, 05:23:31 PM
And then you both swipe right and break up...

Not until our new lease is up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 18, 2014, 08:43:59 PM
I think I'm hanging out with a tinder girl tomorrow. Different than the one mentioned above. May report back if I feel like it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 19, 2014, 03:57:15 AM
If unsure on a 1st Tinder meetup, always try to bone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 21, 2014, 02:35:12 AM
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on April 21, 2014, 05:55:36 AM
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.

Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on April 21, 2014, 07:09:38 AM
always try to bone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 21, 2014, 10:52:48 AM
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.

Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???

Just for fucking? Hell no! But it's a problem for the girl, I guess. She would not mention that in her Profile, if there wasn't something behind it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 21, 2014, 04:50:30 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 21, 2014, 04:57:07 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch a girl you like who you have potential with because she rides a variation of a skateboard. Makes sense.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pippen on April 21, 2014, 05:34:32 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch the girl.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 21, 2014, 05:55:58 PM
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on April 21, 2014, 06:00:25 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch the girl.

you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 21, 2014, 08:10:45 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch the girl.

you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
Fuck it, who am I kidding? I probably won't be getting any otherwise. I think I'll make it out ok/alive.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pippen on April 21, 2014, 09:22:02 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch the girl.

you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
Fuck it, who am I kidding? I probably won't be getting any otherwise. I think I'll make it out ok/alive.
Just be careful.  Next thing you know, you'll be mall grabbing on your way to zumies.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 21, 2014, 09:47:55 PM
as long as you're sticking your long board into her full pipes, I think you'll be ok
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 21, 2014, 10:50:24 PM
Tell her you have a don't ask, don't tell policy on longboards and if you ever see it then you'll rawdog her in the butt on some unforeseen night without warning.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 22, 2014, 01:27:57 AM
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
We can't help you until you post nudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 23, 2014, 08:31:45 AM
omg society wont have it

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/300/e/f/star_crossed_lovers_by_mixedmelody-d4e6dkv.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on April 23, 2014, 01:57:37 PM
shred the gnar bro....

this whole internet to real life transition seems weird to me. What do you do or say when it goes over to the real life portion of the game? and where do you go to like a coffee shop or something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 24, 2014, 06:13:39 AM
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 24, 2014, 07:37:13 AM
cheesy pick up line but, "Damn girl, is your nick name York? Cause you fresher than a peppermint patty" or "Which would you choose? The ability to fly, become invisible, or telekinesis, you can only choose one."  Something along those lines
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on April 24, 2014, 07:43:33 AM
"What's your favorite animal?"

They will fall on your dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: max power on April 24, 2014, 07:49:56 AM
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.
"Can science achieve a unified theory of complex systems?"
"is h2o a gas or a liquid?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on April 24, 2014, 09:00:09 AM
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 24, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.

you're doing it right
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 24, 2014, 10:18:48 AM
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.
This is exactly how you do it. I've had my own experiences like that. You've just gotta be stupid or funny or whatever and everything works.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 28, 2014, 11:26:06 PM
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 29, 2014, 01:07:37 AM
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?
If "it" is being a sex pest then yeah I'd say you're doing it right Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nick.. on May 02, 2014, 09:00:55 PM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bentmode on May 02, 2014, 09:12:09 PM
players gunna play
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 03, 2014, 12:18:22 AM
Is that Anthony Kiedis?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 03, 2014, 03:09:27 AM
Five consoles indeed. So how did it go? I'd need some consoling.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on May 03, 2014, 04:21:41 AM
that tranny kinda looks like grosso...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 01:23:53 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)

coincidence?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pabst on May 03, 2014, 01:33:14 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)

coincidence?


Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on May 03, 2014, 01:54:23 PM
maybe im doing it wrong, but majority of the chicks ive met up with so far only start making out and let me suck their tits, then wont even let me put my hand down there.

the first one i met up with took like 2 hours of progressively letting me do more and more, until i was finally about to fuck her. then when the moment finally came, the combination of her tight ass pussy and not being able to get a full boner due to having one for 45 minutes earlier, i desperately tried to half chub fuck her, hoping that id get fully hard once i was getting some action. couldnt pull that one off


met up with this one chick at her fucking hotel, shes here from salt lake city for 2 weeks, leaving the next day after i was there. shes bending over in front of me pretty obviously as soon as i walk in, pointing me to her office across the street, and messing with her laptop, turning on a movie. she lays next to me on the bed and we start making out pretty quickly, i suck her tits some and put her hand on my dick... she seems really into it at first then hits me with a "this is too fast". she pulls her hand away and puts her shirt back on, okay whatever ill try again in a little bit. I get her tits out again, and move back to kiss her, and shes like "this needs to stay on" and puts them back away. we keep making out, and i try to make other moves, and she wont let me do anything. i start to take my pants off and shes like "keep them on or ill leave". at this point i say to her, "this is your hotel room and you dont have a car because your office is across the street". next i find myself in a weird staring competition with her trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here; i shouldve known it would be too good to be true. she tells me shes done this with 3 other guys in the last 3 days and done nothing but make out with any of them. long story short i basically ended up cussing her out for wasting my time and acting like she had no idea what she was doing, and she still never admitted that she knew she was leading dudes on, even though she said the other guys all tried to make something happen as well. I called her a "fucking asshole" as I was leaving, she blocked me on tinder as soon as I left.
 
A different girl came over to my apartment, shes 18 and just got out of high school. This girl I knew was down from the start, I asked her if she wanted to come over one night to which she replied "yeah, but next week would be better :)".  Next week comes around and she comes over. Basically she let me do anything I wanted. Within 10 minutes of being in my apartment we're already fucking, and I end up busting a nut within the first 20 minutes. I managed to keep a boner, and I'm fucking her doggy when I try to put a finger in her butt. Little to no resistance. Earlier I when fingered her normally, she was really into it when I put my fingers in her mouth. After fucking her doggy a little more with 2 fingers in her butt, I put them in her face, and she started sucking them no fucking problem. Short story shorter, I ended up doing her anal, and she gave me head after, ball sucking included. I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect. I told her to let me know the next day she's free, so we can "chill" again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 02:15:22 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)

coincidence?


Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)

it's not really surprising but he should be able to choose whatever lifestyle he wants without discrimination.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on May 03, 2014, 03:05:31 PM
Do you idiots not know that Slap has already been there done that?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on May 03, 2014, 03:08:20 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)

coincidence?


Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)

it's not really surprising but she should be able to choose whatever lifestyle she wants without discrimination.
but other than that I agree with your sentiment. There really shouldn't be anything considered "weird" about. It's definitely outside of accepted cultural norms, but that's no reason to feel uncomfortable by another person. Unless they do some weird shit directly to you to make you uncomfortable, but that feeling doesn't discriminate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 03:37:36 PM
hansen, did you honestly think you were breaking the news about hillary to us?

sleepy, you're right. i chose the wrong pronouns. plus, i fully agree with your sentiments.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 06, 2014, 10:11:06 AM
somebody give this man a medal
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae01a556bf8aec3cb9f26c08c5fc0fb9/tumblr_n515rhd5Hz1qzfnfmo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on May 06, 2014, 11:23:49 AM
somebody give this man a medal
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae01a556bf8aec3cb9f26c08c5fc0fb9/tumblr_n515rhd5Hz1qzfnfmo1_500.jpg)
aight so you're here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on May 06, 2014, 05:31:14 PM
I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.

you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: oldeath on May 06, 2014, 06:09:06 PM
I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.

you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
you know what to do now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 07, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
u have to get a blowjob for a little bit first duh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on May 14, 2014, 06:07:11 PM
3 girls off this wonderful invention in the last month and a half.  shit is out of control
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on May 14, 2014, 10:48:40 PM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 14, 2014, 11:17:16 PM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 07:44:50 AM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.

Where do you live that there are decent girls on tinder?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 15, 2014, 08:16:57 AM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.


most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 15, 2014, 08:31:59 AM
that was a very nice story.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.


most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.


Fuckin A man, great story.  Simultaneously, it reminds me why I hate Tinder.  I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 10:05:39 AM
Good story JB. Further proof that we own our destiny.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 15, 2014, 12:55:30 PM
I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.


seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 01:14:20 PM
I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.


seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?

I'm the same way with a lack of social media and people give me the weird looks like they can't believe I don't want some public highlight reel of my life for people to validate my existence.  As for the dating thing, you answered your own question, you meet girls in public.  Tinder and online dating create this fake pillow for people to rest on and just let things come their way.  It's not like that though, if you want something of substance, you've got to put yourself out in situations where women will be and the bar isn't always necessarily the best place to do it.  The one universal trait that all women like in men is confidence.  If you can't even bring yourself to say hello to her without some sort of visual confirmation you won't immediately get rejected or the ability to hide behind a sceen, why should she waste time on you? Your story exemplifies all this JB, you put yourself out there and it sounds like you ended up with what a lot of people are looking for.  I say again Pals, put down the electronics and go interact for real.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on May 15, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
page 7 has some great stories/advice. i agree with it all.

but then again, if i wasn't 27 and in a serious relationship, id be on tinder trying to fuck every slut i could. continue sharing!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wiggitywiggity on May 15, 2014, 05:42:46 PM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.

Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 15, 2014, 07:39:40 PM
i finally grew out of trying to put my dick into half the chicks in ny, but when i was on that kick i made sure i kept all possible avenues open. be it real life, internet, friends of friends, ex-flings & gfs (don't burn any bridges), girls on the train, girls in the bar, etc, etc. if you're looking to get a lot of tail, don't limit yourself. get on tinder as well as other dating sites AND go to as many social events as you can. also, keep your eyes open for opportunities at all times. the upset girl walking down the street might be mad at some dude. make her feel better and she just might repay the favor ;)

good luck my dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 16, 2014, 10:35:36 AM
^^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on May 16, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Exactly. It seems like some of you guys are treating it as a "this or that" scenario when really it should be this AND that. Like Iceman said, if you're looking to just hook-up with girls, cast as wide a net as possible.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 16, 2014, 02:59:13 PM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.

Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: layzieyez on May 17, 2014, 04:01:07 AM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.

Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.
And they want to cut their thing off.  Don't forget she's probably got more consoles and games, too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 17, 2014, 10:20:53 PM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 17, 2014, 11:01:54 PM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 17, 2014, 11:11:13 PM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on May 18, 2014, 01:35:26 AM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.

lol. sorry, good luck to you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 01:59:00 AM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.

lol. sorry, good luck to you.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 18, 2014, 02:43:42 AM
you got the right idea man at the end of the day just aim to have a good time & appreciate the opportunity to meet someone new & it'll all come together easier than you'd expect. the first few minutes meeting someone new off the internet is always semi-awkward but once you get into the flow of conversation it all comes together at its own pace. simple dates like that keep the vibe pretty mellow anyways you don't wanna overdo it too early & make it seem like some big deal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on May 18, 2014, 02:46:46 AM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.

lol. sorry, good luck to you.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun

sorry because I had to laugh at that... carry on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on May 18, 2014, 03:35:27 AM
Had my first tinder date last week and it looks like we're good at getting naked together.  Her parents are members of a parliament in a bigger state in Germany, which is Kind of cool. And she likes buttstuff.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 18, 2014, 09:34:12 AM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.

lol. sorry, good luck to you.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun
Hot wings are probably not the best idea for a first date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 09:46:12 AM
^i eat bbq wings but its mainly just to meet up with her just so i know if she is really the girl in the pictures, get a little buzzed, and then grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 18, 2014, 10:04:15 AM
The point is that this:

(http://www.mariononline.com/sites/default/files/images/news/2011/october/Wing%20Eating%20Contest%20-%206092.jpg)

is maybe not the most attractive image for a first date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 10:12:05 AM
hahaha good call ill just stick to beer then
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 18, 2014, 06:48:12 PM
Get that spicy vagina, Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamfordie on May 18, 2014, 09:45:32 PM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 18, 2014, 09:55:57 PM
go with the bookworm id imagine the flirty chick is more likely to be just a tease or a send-off.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on May 18, 2014, 10:28:01 PM
half of the world is female yet they act like they're a scarce resource. They, can say "hi","hey", or "whats up", but we have to say the correct algorithm of words or we're getting no where. But then theirs those really cool chicks. It just sucks when they disappear.
I'm one those who over think it. I don't want to be that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 18, 2014, 11:58:17 PM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
Go for the flirty one.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 19, 2014, 07:17:15 AM
Had my first tinder date last week and it looks like we're good at getting naked together.  Her parents are members of a parliament in a bigger state in Germany, which is Kind of cool. And she likes buttstuff.
Well played.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 19, 2014, 07:35:48 AM
half of the world is female yet they act like they're a scarce resource. They, can say "hi","hey", or "whats up", but we have to say the correct algorithm of words or we're getting no where. But then theirs those really cool chicks. It just sucks when they disappear.
I'm one those who over think it. I don't want to be that.


i think all women are like this. theres is a right way and a wrong way to answer theyre questions. same goes for engaging in conversations with them. my girlfriend pulls shit like this without even realizing it. i dont think shes ever purposely done something to test me, but she does it all the time without realizing it. thats just how they are. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on May 19, 2014, 04:25:00 PM
page 7 was good. I cant remember if I saw it here or somewhere else but I thought it was pretty funny perspective. We're just a court jester surrounded by many other court jesters just trying to catch the queens attention.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on May 20, 2014, 12:53:45 PM
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them

Good for you man, stoked it's working out, I'm in a pretty similar "moved to a place where I don't know people" situation.  What part of California did you move to?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: spungo on May 23, 2014, 09:26:02 AM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
Go for the flirty one.


You met a laser girl (whatever the fuck that is) and you want to know which girl to try to kick it with?  does she shoot lasers out her tits? gimme a break. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 23, 2014, 09:36:25 AM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
Go for the flirty one.


You met a laser girl (whatever the fuck that is) and you want to know which girl to try to kick it with?  does she shoot lasers out her tits? gimme a break. 
http://lazertits.com/ (http://lazertits.com/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 23, 2014, 10:57:30 AM
^
That site is golden.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on May 23, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
Just 'broke up' with this girl via Facebook. Next Date tomorrow. I feel classy about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on May 23, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them

Good for you man, stoked it's working out, I'm in a pretty similar "moved to a place where I don't know people" situation.  What part of California did you move to?
i'm in camarillo for now. it's right near ventura. i was going to move to east la, but ventura is cooler and i know more people up here. plus it's not la
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 23, 2014, 07:08:48 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 23, 2014, 07:12:22 PM
^
If that isn't a joke, you're fucked up, but hilarious.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 07:13:17 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. �We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". �She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her. �

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. �I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. �I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. �Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. �Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.


Wow man, you are doing it too fucking wrong.  No girl owes you ass for spending money except prostitutes and it sounds like for the amount you spent, you would've been better off going that route initially.  You sound like you have some serious mental issues or you're just a spoiled fucking brat, I don't know you like that.  Or you're just a troll, in either case, you suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 23, 2014, 07:35:21 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.



(http://i61.tinypic.com/2ztaxyv.gif)






You spent $1000 on a tinder date...

(http://i.imgur.com/zl8Be3w.gif)




...with a girl who's fridge contains nothing but ketchup packets when she invites you over...

(http://i.imgur.com/tFdO5ET.gif)




....And you still didn't smash?



(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140301173225/degrassi/images/c/c6/103875-chris-tucker-facepalm-gif-Frid-GSTI.gif)

(http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/omg6.gif?w=640)

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 23, 2014, 08:05:02 PM
Maybe he was joking, guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 08:19:41 PM
We get it Will, you're borderline illiterate, but you gotta cool it with the 6 GIFs in one reply.  Use your words like a big boy. 

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/George_Costanza.jpg/246px-George_Costanza.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 23, 2014, 08:56:10 PM
We get it Will, you're borderline illiterate, but you gotta cool it with the 6 GIFs in one reply.  Use your words like a big boy. 

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/George_Costanza.jpg/246px-George_Costanza.jpg)

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IceJJFish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwoPRaRZ5k#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 23, 2014, 08:58:32 PM
Haha, good call on people calling out my story as b.s.     Note to self: Don't post while dusted and inebriated.

I was basing my post on GOOD BLOKE's post, where he said that he pissed on a girl's bathroom floor for not hooking up with him, but I tried to make mine sound as sadistic and douchey as possible. It was a joke, albeit in bad taste. I was just curious to see how people would react.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: krookedjuice on May 23, 2014, 11:21:31 PM
Haha, good call on people calling out my story as b.s.     Note to self: Don't post while dusted and inebriated.

I was basing my post on GOOD BLOKE's post, where he said that he pissed on a girl's bathroom floor for not hooking up with him, but I tried to make mine sound as sadistic and douchey as possible. It was a joke, albeit in bad taste. I was just curious to see how people would react.

I thought it was in the best taste.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on May 24, 2014, 01:08:36 AM
My info on Tinder is "If you're into butt stuff then swipe right and we'll get this started, but if not then you have no business on here."  and my default is just a picture of me as a baby.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fairy Boy on May 24, 2014, 01:39:47 PM
My info on Tinder is "If you're into butt stuff then swipe right and we'll get this started, but if not then you have no business on here."  and my default is just a picture of me as a baby.

I like your style.

My current default is me with a friend's dog, profile says "bath salt enthusiast shopping for faces", and I usually start with "You have a pretty face, can I eat it?" I need to change it up, only naive pseudo-artsy 19-year-olds seem to be feeling it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: police state on May 24, 2014, 04:02:53 PM
i wanna try this shit out so bad but you need a facebook account and fuuuuck that.  also Im in a steady relationship 3 years now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 25, 2014, 11:21:31 PM
so the girl i was talking about in the last page i randomly texted her saying "just got done season 7 of psych it was funny", she then just randomly said come over. i got her to come over here and she brought beer. i haven't had any sexual encounters with any girl in about 3 years so i was worried i would be the one hit quitter type deal, but that wasn't the case she started to give me head. that last 20 minutes in till we started to have sex and that last 30 minutes and then she gave me head again for another 20 minutes and still NOTHING. she is hot too and i only had a beer so im fucking bummed but she put in a lot of work so it was fun. hanging out with her again because why not?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on May 26, 2014, 01:41:33 AM
so the girl i was talking about in the last page i randomly texted her saying "just got done season 7 of psych it was funny", she then just randomly said come over. i got her to come over here and she brought beer. i haven't had any sexual encounters with any girl in about 3 years so i was worried i would be the one hit quitter type deal, but that wasn't the case she started to give me head. that last 20 minutes in till we started to have sex and that last 30 minutes and then she gave me head again for another 20 minutes and still NOTHING. she is hot too and i only had a beer so im fucking bummed but she put in a lot of work so it was fun. hanging out with her again because why not?

So 70 minutes of getting your dick wet and you didn't even cum? And you were sober too?
I'm sorry Tobey, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one.

Altough if that were to happen to anyone it would be to Tobey I guess...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2014, 04:27:46 AM
i take anti anxiety medication, i am always like that with a girl but im usually wasted and would think it was because of that, so next time if she comes over i won't take my medication and see if that works. Or i might just be gay so who knows

edit: i also had netflix playing in the background and we fooled around for about 2 and a half episodes of a sitcom, im not bragging that i can last that long it honestly sucks cause she was upset and thought i didn't find her attractive which wasn't the case
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2014, 06:44:46 AM
i take anti anxiety medication, i am always like that with a girl but im usually wasted and would think it was because of that, so next time if she comes over i won't take my medication and see if that works. Or i might just be gay so who knows

edit: i also had netflix playing in the background and we fooled around for about 2 and a half episodes of a sitcom, im not bragging that i can last that long it honestly sucks cause she was upset and thought i didn't find her attractive which wasn't the case
what kinda medication? i fuck w/ benzos and any chance i get to jerk off, stuff comes out. is it like a longterm effect? for anyways, good for you getting to horseplay w/ a bird. i usedta hang out w/ this quadriplegic who would say shit like 'ejaculation is a must' but really it's just rad that she let you in. maybe replace your meds w/ booze next time?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2014, 07:00:19 AM
^ im on paxil and geodon, the geodon is for panic attacks so that never effected me but the paxil is a type of SSRI so i think that's the problem
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2014, 07:58:18 AM
^ im on paxil and geodon, the geodon is for panic attacks so that never effected me but the paxil is a type of SSRI so i think that's the problem
yo, wean yourself offa those ssris before ya shoot up a school or drown a family of kittens or some shit. fuck the pain away.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pabst on May 26, 2014, 08:14:38 AM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.



Hey, you're this asshole, aren't you?
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ha!
faggot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 26, 2014, 09:10:18 AM
^
Na.

He's more humble, mature, humane, secure, mentally sound and emotionally stable than I am.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 26, 2014, 01:05:35 PM
any advice on how to bail on someone without seeming like a huge douche? I got matched with this lady, we chatted for a while and ended up trading numbers. We're supposed to meet up tonight for a beer. From her pictures it was pretty obvious she was thick/a little chubby but I'm about that life so I wasn't phased. I ended up searching her phone number on facebook and her profile pops up...she must've been using old pictures from favorable angles because she is a goblin. She seems nice and I don't want to hurt her feelings too badly, plus this is my first tinder conversation/potential meetup so I have no idea what the etiquette is. help pls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on May 26, 2014, 01:57:57 PM
You just go a gnar for having sex with an ugly chick in about 4 hours.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on May 26, 2014, 02:15:50 PM
just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on May 26, 2014, 03:15:29 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.



(http://i61.tinypic.com/2ztaxyv.gif)






You spent $1000 on a tinder date...

(http://i.imgur.com/zl8Be3w.gif)What do you think this place is? Buzzfeed?




...with a girl who's fridge contains nothing but ketchup packets when she invites you over...

(http://i.imgur.com/tFdO5ET.gif)




....And you still didn't smash?



(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140301173225/degrassi/images/c/c6/103875-chris-tucker-facepalm-gif-Frid-GSTI.gif)

(http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/omg6.gif?w=640)

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk227/caniac4life_photos/the-wire-hands-up.gif)
What do you think this place is? Buzzfeed?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 26, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
good call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 26, 2014, 04:05:31 PM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes and murders you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on May 26, 2014, 04:06:48 PM
just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
good call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.

yeah I mean whats the worse that can happen , maybe you meet some new friends or maybe another girl , or end up in a conga line that stretches meters , miles , cities

anything can happen when you go out drinking
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 27, 2014, 07:12:45 AM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes and murders you.


at least you still got it in.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 27, 2014, 09:44:59 AM
Not necessarily.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 31, 2014, 10:21:56 AM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes chickenhawks and murders you and then chickenhawks your still warm corpse.
Note for the Gipper this could be best case scenario
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2014, 12:13:00 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on June 03, 2014, 03:29:06 AM
SSRIs can fuck with you sexy time for sure. And it's mostly not being able to blow a load.

I just get chicks to lick my ass while I jack off if that happens. Works every time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 03, 2014, 11:12:51 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: peacepappies on June 03, 2014, 03:24:45 PM
i just ordered a samsung galaxy and now i came to this thread. will be posting. keep it up guys, ride the dragon!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 04, 2014, 10:05:38 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on June 04, 2014, 10:17:04 AM
^ just talk to both & go with whoever appears the most receptive towards you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 05, 2014, 08:09:12 PM
^ just talk to both & go with whoever appears the most receptive towards you
You've gotten so boring. Get neck tattoos and go to prison or something and come back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on June 06, 2014, 12:21:09 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name

is this even a question



BOTH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 12:26:29 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name

is this even a question



BOTH
the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on June 06, 2014, 12:32:13 AM
^that is a fucked post
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on June 06, 2014, 05:19:24 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name

is this even a question



BOTH
the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a time

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on June 06, 2014, 05:27:01 AM
god damn, tobey just went full-retard
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 05:57:05 AM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SHAWN COMBOVER on June 06, 2014, 06:50:32 AM
this is fucking incredible. you are blowing it player. 2 birds with one stone like penis.
i have a hard time believing that this is a real conversation.
it isn't. im taking the red pill next time. and getting tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on June 06, 2014, 08:00:33 AM
Tobey = SLAP poster that most lives up to the character that their account is based off of.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 06, 2014, 08:34:09 AM
this tobey has to be trolling, no one can be that simple
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 09:05:51 AM
yeah I'm an idiot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on June 06, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
At this rate Tobey is getting my POTY vote.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 06, 2014, 12:51:58 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
Do they have fucking last names like most other humans? If not. Just put _____ Gauges or ________ Fat and do it that way.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on June 06, 2014, 01:10:50 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back

Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 06, 2014, 01:22:22 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back

Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by

he'll probably write "______ (tinder)" for both of them.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 05:51:33 PM
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on June 06, 2014, 06:14:56 PM
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday

real talk you gon have to get over this shit man. I understand that you're gonna want to talk to girls who're actually into you and you have a right to be selective HOWEVER in the initial stages you gotta not be a little bitch & make a move. women get attention all the time so they dont really have to go out on limb to see if some guy is interested and most often they wont, even if they have some type of interest in them. If you're too scared to text her first...how you gon be able to expect to handle everything else? im rooting for ya man but sheeeesh! just stop overthinking shit & dont be afraid to fail if you ever happen to do so. look at it this way, you gotta make all these stupid mistakes early with these random tinder girls so you can learn from them so one day down the line whenever you meet a girl that you REALLY like, you already know what to do & arent learning on the job.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 06:24:50 PM
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday

real talk you gon have to get over this shit man. I understand that you're gonna want to talk to girls who're actually into you and you have a right to be selective HOWEVER in the initial stages you gotta not be a little bitch & make a move. women get attention all the time so they dont really have to go out on limb to see if some guy is interested and most often they wont, even if they have some type of interest in them. If you're too scared to text her first...how you gon be able to expect to handle everything else? im rooting for ya man but sheeeesh! just stop overthinking shit & dont be afraid to fail if you ever happen to do so. look at it this way, you gotta make all these stupid mistakes early with these random tinder girls so you can learn from them so one day down the line whenever you meet a girl that you REALLY like, you already know what to do & arent learning on the job.

well the girl that i slept with ( i talked about a couple pages back) we exchanged numbers and i texted her first and she responded so that gave me a little confidence of texting girls first, just to let you know i always message them first on tinder so im not that much of a bitch, but still kind of a bitch when it comes to pretty girls who i never met
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MFLUDER on June 07, 2014, 03:50:57 AM
My friend got the bug. Book in for a test at a free clinic ASAP.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on June 08, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
Way to be proactive Tobey. Take control of this situation. Get their numbers and save them as girl 1 and girl 2 with a screen shot of their tindr profile pic. Eat pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on June 08, 2014, 10:45:48 AM
Tobey = SLAP poster that most lives up to the character that their account is based off of.

This thread is too good!! ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on June 08, 2014, 09:09:08 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back

Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by

www.youtube.com/watch?v=877CXbk0MN4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=877CXbk0MN4#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 09, 2014, 01:14:51 AM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on June 09, 2014, 01:35:05 AM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
You're clearly a douche.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 09, 2014, 01:44:38 AM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
You're clearly a douche.

i guess sarcasm doesn't really go well over the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on June 09, 2014, 09:43:26 AM
Yeah, there's no sarcasm on the internet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on June 09, 2014, 08:24:55 PM
i'm supposed to meet this black girl off okcupid and get my first dip into chocolatey goodness
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on June 09, 2014, 09:42:59 PM
I dont know a lot about life but I know one thing and that fucking black girls is awesome and surprisingly enough a decent way to burn off a couple unwanted calories
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on June 10, 2014, 04:07:50 PM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
You're clearly a douche.

i guess sarcasm doesn't really go well over the internet

no cum slinger is clearly an idiot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
well the punk girl messaged me back today! we messaged each other for about 2 hours and then she gave me her number, hopefully we will hang out this weekend and watch one of the trailer park movies (shes really in to that show and so am i) so it could be a fun night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 10, 2014, 08:54:52 PM
not trying to discourage you tobey, but don't be surprised if she isn't as pretty or thin in person. girls are magicians when it comes to photographing themselves.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 10, 2014, 09:08:11 PM
Tobey, post up her profile pic, if you don't mind.  We can let you know if there is anything to be concerned about.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
not trying to discourage you tobey, but don't be surprised if she isn't as pretty or thin in person. girls are magicians when it comes to photographing themselves.



I don't mind if shes a little thicker than her pictures on tinder seem to be, i can't be choosy. I have been on a 3 year dry streak in till last month so I'm just trying to get back in to the whole hanging out with girls thing and getting my confidence back.

Tobey, post up her profile pic, if you don't mind.  We can let you know if there is anything to be concerned about.
I'm not saying shes extremely hot but shes cute and we both never seen the 2006 trailer park boys movie ( i seen count down to liquor day) so it would seem like a fun night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 11, 2014, 12:18:43 AM
tobey just remember you don't know this girl or what she is really like, so once she gets into your house let her know you have a knife.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PumpkinEsc0bar on June 11, 2014, 07:50:33 AM
recently broke my dry spell as well, almost 2 years. So now I've been going wild messaging everyone. The lamest shit too, whatever!

you guys see the new update? It's like snapchat, but called "Moments" They have 24 hours to see whatever photo you send. The negative about it is it sends the photo to ALL of your matches. You can't pick just one. Sounds like a real accident waiting to happen.. especially since some of my matches are my friends in real life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on June 11, 2014, 08:40:34 AM
recently broke my dry spell as well, almost 2 years. So now I've been going wild messaging everyone. The lamest shit too, whatever!

you guys see the new update? It's like snapchat, but called "Moments" They have 24 hours to see whatever photo you send. The negative about it is it sends the photo to ALL of your matches. You can't pick just one. Sounds like a real accident waiting to happen.. especially since some of my matches are my friends in real life
unmatch with them and block duh. Gotta keep that inbox clear for real matches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 12, 2014, 08:22:07 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on June 12, 2014, 08:51:58 AM
get a bj
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 12, 2014, 08:53:21 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on June 12, 2014, 09:16:59 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!


this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 12, 2014, 09:56:05 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!

that's actually good advice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 12, 2014, 10:28:12 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!


this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?

lol amazing story. you must be wealthy or have some serious charm or something to have been able to hang onto her after all that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on June 12, 2014, 12:39:08 PM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!


this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?

lol amazing story. you must be wealthy or have some serious charm or something to have been able to hang onto her after all that.

definitely not wealthy. i spent pretty much every dollar i had on that trip at the time. i really dont know what made her forgive me. probably the fact that she was stuck on a boat on a giant lake in kentucky. the weird thing is we were one of four couples on the boat and we probably fought the least. she definitely hated that trip though.

houseboats though. if you love to drink all day long and you can get a good crew together, definitely do it. just dont sit in the hot tub for hours pretending youre a millionaire like i did, because your simmering in bacteria. women can be good and bad on trips like that. they tend to clean up and cook without you even asking (thats pretty dickheadish of me to say, but it was true), and you can have sex with them, but a week long bender on a boat is definitely more of a dudes trip from what i learned.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 12, 2014, 10:16:57 PM
i was high when i wrote that, and when i'm high i'm considerate of peoples feelings and stuff, but now i sober and don't care so i'm just gonna block her. i'd get a BJ from her for sure but that means i'd have to hang out with her more than once to get to that stage and probably have to kiss her and there is no way i'm doing that. thanks for the advice though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on June 12, 2014, 10:30:16 PM
Why block her? You might as well straight up ask for a bj and see what happens. It reminds me, when I first heard of tinder me and some buddies took my friend's phone who got it (this was like 2-3 years ago before everyone had it). We right swiped everyone and matched with this really gnarly fat chick and started messaging her.

The first message was literally, "I want to fill you to the brim."

You would think she would block him, but she responded something like "lol thats gross. what are you up to?" So I guess the point is, she can't say yes if you don't ask.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 19, 2014, 12:30:19 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 19, 2014, 07:50:15 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
maybe phrase it more lyrically like that dead boys song 'girl, i don't really wanna dance. i, i just wanna get in your pants'.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on June 19, 2014, 09:12:00 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Yeah it sounds creepy to me but I know nothing of these apps, their etiquette and the youth of today.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yukaton on June 19, 2014, 07:07:37 PM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 20, 2014, 04:11:38 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"

don't phrase it like that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 20, 2014, 06:57:01 AM
Why block her? You might as well straight up ask for a bj and see what happens. It reminds me, when I first heard of tinder me and some buddies took my friend's phone who got it (this was like 2-3 years ago before everyone had it). We right swiped everyone and matched with this really gnarly fat chick and started messaging her.

The first message was literally, "I want to fill you to the brim."

You would think she would block him, but she responded something like "lol thats gross. what are you up to?" So I guess the point is, she can't say yes if you don't ask.

took your advice was cringe worthy asking her because i knew she was not that type at all. short story short she blocked me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: jildo on June 20, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
really questioned you guys on this one. went like 0-8 on good conversations/any luck, but then just pulled a number from her a few trys later.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on June 22, 2014, 09:06:23 AM
wish i could fuck around with this thing but it's not worth making a facebook for. A+ thread though, has definitely provided the laughs
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 22, 2014, 09:10:36 AM
my buddy started a page for our mutual friend unbeknownst to said friend. it's got 11 likes or whatever [matches?] so one of these days he's gonna foist it on him. might be a bad scene cause my one buddy is taciturn and prolly gonna see it as a violation of sorts bu i think it's pretty rad, now i want him to make one for me. i'll just sit and grin, the snatch will roll right in........
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 07, 2014, 12:35:31 AM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: get gnarly on July 07, 2014, 12:45:47 AM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend

Both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 07, 2014, 01:50:33 PM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
wait what?
sometime this month?
why put a roadblock in your own way?
hang out with both back to back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 07, 2014, 02:48:48 PM
wish i could fuck around with this thing but it's not worth making a facebook for. A+ thread though, has definitely provided the laughs

Dude... it absolutely is. Just use a fake email.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on July 07, 2014, 03:51:18 PM
whatever u do tobey, don't stop updating us.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 07, 2014, 04:04:50 PM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend

what kind of beer was it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 07, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
Tobey how the fuck do you expect to hang out with two chicks in the same month? Like aren't you worried you'll call one by the wrong name or accidentally pocket dial one of them while you are fucking the other? Like realistically?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 07, 2014, 04:23:13 PM
tobey maybe you like guys?  seriously have u ever thought about it?

or maybe you just really really like cold beer?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 07, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on July 07, 2014, 06:41:23 PM
don't EVER stop updating us Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on July 07, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
don't EVER stop updating us Tobey.

 ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yukaton on July 07, 2014, 10:05:26 PM
https://m.facebook.com/events/249029298624638/
 Vancouver whitecaps are having a tinder night. This is real
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on July 07, 2014, 11:16:04 PM
Went on a tinder date the other week, I thought this chick was going to be mediocre than boom she was way hotter than I thought and out of my league, i thought it went well, though she hasn't replied to the two text messages I sent her since. I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

I have another tinder date this Friday, not looking forward to it. I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck. I had a bit of luck on this app when I first started going on it a year or so a go, I found some right sluts that just wanted the schlong, now I'm going on stupid fucking dates. I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 08, 2014, 02:08:31 AM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 08, 2014, 07:30:17 AM
I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck.


N.W.A - I ain't the one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwUO_NHAjQA#)

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 08, 2014, 09:37:06 AM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.

im on a pretty strong SSRI called paxil and another pill for panic attacks called geodon, i dont think its the geodon because when i was just on that i had fun during sex but that might be because i was drunk or maybe im just a pussy and need to make a legit connection with the girl to be really in to it which i havent been in about 3-4 years
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 08, 2014, 10:02:34 AM
Went on a tinder date the other week, I thought this chick was going to be mediocre than boom she was way hotter than I thought and out of my league, i thought it went well, though she hasn't replied to the two text messages I sent her since. I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

I have another tinder date this Friday, not looking forward to it. I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck. I had a bit of luck on this app when I first started going on it a year or so a go, I found some right sluts that just wanted the schlong, now I'm going on stupid fucking dates. I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
dont treat them like theyre hot...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on July 08, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 08, 2014, 11:26:46 AM
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 08, 2014, 12:49:38 PM
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.


what did you say that got her all pissed off?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 08, 2014, 03:24:01 PM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.

im on a pretty strong SSRI called paxil and another pill for panic attacks called geodon, i dont think its the geodon because when i was just on that i had fun during sex but that might be because i was drunk or maybe im just a pussy and need to make a legit connection with the girl to be really in to it which i havent been in about 3-4 years
Could be the drugs or as you said it could be that you are lacking a connection with these girls. I'm on citalopram and use propanarol occasionally and neither have effected me. I stopped taking the citalopram for a while because I forgot to fill my script and it didn't go so well so I decided to stay on it for now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 08, 2014, 04:43:57 PM
So Tinder is finally starting to pay off, when I was in Richmond over the weekend this gorgeous black girl hit me up at 2:30 am when our 4th of July party was winding down and invited me over, we ended up boning while watching United States of Tara. When she was walking me out she told me she felt like she should give me something, so I guess I did a good job...and/or she thinks I'm a prostitute. Stoked either way. Plus I met this rad girl who's bigger than I'd usually go for, but hanging out with her is a blast so fuck it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: McDuff on July 08, 2014, 10:13:48 PM
I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

i cant stop laughing at this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 09, 2014, 04:27:58 PM
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.

what did you say that got her all pissed off?


She's cool and open to learning, so I told her I thought she might be a little underexposed. Learned very quickly that that was a really shitty idea. I've said stupid shit like that to girls in the past, so it's something I need to not be such a condescending dick about. However, we made up and are about to go get a drink together. I think all's well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 09, 2014, 10:28:06 PM
On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
However, we made up and are about to go get a drink together. I think all's well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 10, 2014, 04:20:32 PM
So Tinder is finally starting to pay off, when I was in Richmond over the weekend this gorgeous black girl hit me up at 2:30 am when our 4th of July party was winding down and invited me over, we ended up boning while watching United States of Tara. When she was walking me out she told me she felt like she should give me something, so I guess I did a good job...and/or she thinks I'm a prostitute. Stoked either way. Plus I met this rad girl who's bigger than I'd usually go for, but hanging out with her is a blast so fuck it.
i c u dawg
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on July 15, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131009000302/degrassi/images/9/97/Tyra-Banks-tyra-banks-24644438-250-187.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tuque on July 15, 2014, 09:53:21 PM
To get on tinder I would have to update my OS on my phone which doesnt have enough memory to do so.Think I'd have to delete all my photos/apps off my phone to make it work...might need a new phone?  and I'd have to make a facebook account.  This shit is pissing me off.  Can't see myself jumping through all these hoops just to do it. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 16, 2014, 09:30:18 AM
To get on tinder I would have to update my OS on my phone which doesnt have enough memory to do so.Think I'd have to delete all my photos/apps off my phone to make it work...might need a new phone?  and I'd have to make a facebook account.  This shit is pissing me off.  Can't see myself jumping through all these hoops just to do it. 

damn dude youre lazy as fuck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 16, 2014, 08:19:06 PM
just join ok cupid or something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 17, 2014, 06:41:03 PM
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 17, 2014, 11:47:48 PM
gonna try that out and use it like instagram.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 18, 2014, 12:34:24 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on July 18, 2014, 01:38:53 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 18, 2014, 07:00:26 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

did u smash?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on July 18, 2014, 09:44:08 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

did u smash?

It's called experimenting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 18, 2014, 01:17:14 PM
conan on tinder! might be the funniest one yet.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkiR1KjIw7k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkiR1KjIw7k#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 18, 2014, 01:28:30 PM
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving

i bet if you added a puppy to the crutches photo you would quadruple your responses


someone on here should post a fake crutches photo to see what happens
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GUCCIMANE on July 18, 2014, 01:30:25 PM
walked into a bar, saw a chick sitting alone having a tinder sesh, so I asked her if we could get a perfect match out side of tinder and have a date right now, she said no and was really insulted so i just laughed and left.

did the same to another chick at a bbq she said YES!!!! we didn't hooked up but we had a funny night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 18, 2014, 02:24:40 PM
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving

i bet if you added a puppy to the crutches photo you would quadruple your responses


someone on here should post a fake crutches photo to see what happens
if i had a puppy the game would be changed. i'll take one next time i'm with a puppy and post the results
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 18, 2014, 06:26:32 PM
walked into a bar, saw a chick sitting alone having a tinder sesh, so I asked her if we could get a perfect match out side of tinder and have a date right now, she said no and was really insulted so i just laughed and left.

did the same to another chick at a bbq she said YES!!!! we didn't hooked up but we had a funny night

If you don't end your posts with "BURRR!" nobody is going to take you seriously.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 19, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 20, 2014, 05:24:23 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 11:10:38 AM
When I was in Phoenix, tinder was the shit.  now I just get matched up with phat farm girls.
got this one today
(http://i.imgur.com/ICMukbf.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 20, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
When I was in Phoenix, tinder was the shit.  now I just get matched up with phat farm girls.
got this one today
(http://i.imgur.com/ICMukbf.png)

You must be a handsome motherfucker, Colin.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 11:42:25 AM
yeah im pretty sexy but i got a terrible personality
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 20, 2014, 01:01:34 PM
nigga said phat farm lmao
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on July 20, 2014, 01:16:28 PM
These posts are hilarious. Yall must live in buttfuck nowhere if you need an app to pull girls. Ever try going out? Every try not being a pussy?

It would bother me if my girl had an online dating account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 01:53:27 PM
These posts are hilarious. Yall must live in buttfuck nowhere if you need an app to pull girls. Ever try going out? Every try not being a pussy?

It would bother me if my girl had an online dating account

your girl probably has an online dating account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 20, 2014, 02:22:50 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 20, 2014, 04:38:58 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.

damn girl you'd be in the 9 club fa'sho if you grind my rail(;
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 20, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.
i'm telling you man. just send like four or five of the heart eyes emoji and maybe the kissing one. maybe follow it up with a compliment if you're really feeling it. it works everytime. your pictures should also be you looking your best, but you have to stand out. no dad-on-vacation pictures or super pixelated pictures. make sure there's something relative to who you are in real life in that goofy about you section. keep talking and talking when they reply. the more you talk the more likely they'll just be up front and give you their number and say to text them instead. that's my tinder coach tip for the day
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 20, 2014, 11:37:26 PM
The only two first lines I ever try are "hey _____ :) (emoji smiley, no text bullshit) youre really cute" or "whats a beautiful girl like you doing on an app like this?". I also don't keep trying to speak forever, but it usually doesn't take that long to get numbers either. My main tactic on the hunt is bringing up the subject of Netflix. At some point, when you're learning about her boring shit that she likes to do, she will possibly mention watching shows or movies on netflix. If she doesn't, talk about how you do, then ask if she does. An example of how it should look:

you: what do you like to do? do you watch any shows on netflix or anything?
her: yeah I love orange is the new black, finished breaking bad... (etc.)
you: haha yeah breaking bad is awesome! right now im watching _____ (whatever show you might watch)
her: she might say she watches/likes that show, maybe she doesn't. either way it doesn't matter at this point.
you: depending on what she says, respond accordingly, then use this line: "we should chill some time and watch something! whats your number?"

If she's actually interested, or isn't just on there to talk to guys (some girls are), it shouldn't be too hard to get at least a few numbers. Even so, if she's in your apartment and you're chilling on your bed "watching" something for 5 minutes before you try to move in to kiss her, that does not mean you're guaranteed to get laid. I've had multiple girls be cool with making out and letting me suck their tits, even play with my dick, but still didn't want to fuck, and that does suck. Which is why I also never drive anywhere to meet them anymore, they always come over to my place. I've had a girl come over, start making out, try to make some moves on her and she says "I don't want to have sex, I'm sorry. My boyfriend just broke up with me." When she got up to leave, I didn't stop her. She literally drove about 30 miles to get to my place and left within about 10 minutes. Glad I didn't waste my time or gas.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 21, 2014, 12:11:33 AM
ever since i changed my bio to "the only thing i expect from girls from tinder is to get drunk and watch netflix with me" that was two nights ago and since then i have gotten six matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 21, 2014, 03:47:28 PM
wow, who knew..  all that time i spent when i was single and dating i should have been asking girls if they wanted to watch tv
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on July 22, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
My favorite Geto Boys song is basically the theme music for Tinder

Geto Boys - Quickie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vag8aUH_Ueo&index=89&list=FL9RkDBR8V_w6T10EHuBxWSg#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 22, 2014, 09:30:30 AM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 22, 2014, 11:14:09 AM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 22, 2014, 01:53:25 PM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend

fool did i say anything about dick pics? relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on July 22, 2014, 02:20:42 PM
relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol

usually thats when it IS over.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 23, 2014, 10:12:50 PM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.

i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 23, 2014, 10:19:22 PM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.

i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!

haha you're the best tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 01:15:32 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.

i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!

haha you're the best tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 24, 2014, 01:31:49 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 01:56:05 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...
Damn this could be good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 24, 2014, 02:02:40 AM
Lots of butterscotch pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 02:53:25 AM
Lots of butterscotch pussy.
Like a kid in a candy shop
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: professional on July 24, 2014, 04:08:50 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...

I personally don't fuck with Tinder but I was also in Copenhagen recently and all of the guys I was with were cleaning up there. The Danes are fucking beautiful and VERY friendly...God damn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BarcelonaCEO on July 24, 2014, 05:18:12 AM
I hate/love this app

Useful but painful to use
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on July 24, 2014, 06:43:44 AM
First thing you do is find out how their relationship with their father is...  If it's good then unmatch, but if it's bad...  Game on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 24, 2014, 08:23:02 AM
First thing you do is find out how their relationship with their father is...  If it's good then unmatch, but if it's bad...  Game on.



wisdom hammers right here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 24, 2014, 10:48:45 AM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend

fool did i say anything about dick pics? relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
So you were actually sending her dick pics huh?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on July 24, 2014, 02:15:59 PM
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on July 24, 2014, 02:35:35 PM
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.

or you could just get a few messages going and ask for her number like a normal person? lol niggas out here lying to girls for no reason n shit. after a few messages I just say something along the lines of i don't wanna get lost in the mix on there (girls get wayyyy more activity than guys on these sites) and give her my number. if she's truly interested she'll text you shorty after or the very next day. if not, then keep it movin

copying word-for-word responses (off the internet no less) really isn't what you wanna do. its really just a crutch for weak conversational skills and after a while these girls start to see yall repeating each other and once she recognizes that shit you're already written off as a lame. develop some better conversation skills & try out your own shit. even if you clown yourself or it doesn't work its always gonna be low-risk/high-reward and experience is gonna give you more knowledge than anybody on this website ever will. i know most of yall just looking for skeezers & quick fucks, but even still, if you want get with some of the better looking women on there you gotta come correct with the shit. aint like its an open-playing field man these girls literally get HUNDREDS of messages each week if not more. One girl i met off OkC a while back showed me her inbox and its fucking ridiculous. it be like 817 unread messages in that bitch, no lie. sometimes these girls don't even be rejecting you when you DO come correct its just a matter of luck & standing out due to her own personal preferences. Girls have exponentially more options than guys on there, so I'm pretty sure you friend aint the only one saying that exact shit. these girls have seen it all man, trust me lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on July 24, 2014, 06:07:22 PM
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.

or you could just get a few messages going and ask for her number like a normal person? lol niggas out here lying to girls for no reason n shit. after a few messages I just say something along the lines of i don't wanna get lost in the mix on there (girls get wayyyy more activity than guys on these sites) and give her my number. if she's truly interested she'll text you shorty after or the very next day. if not, then keep it movin

copying word-for-word responses (off the internet no less) really isn't what you wanna do. its really just a crutch for weak conversational skills and after a while these girls start to see yall repeating each other and once she recognizes that shit you're already written off as a lame. develop some better conversation skills & try out your own shit. even if you clown yourself or it doesn't work its always gonna be low-risk/high-reward and experience is gonna give you more knowledge than anybody on this website ever will. i know most of yall just looking for skeezers & quick fucks, but even still, if you want get with some of the better looking women on there you gotta come correct with the shit. aint like its an open-playing field man these girls literally get HUNDREDS of messages each week if not more. One girl i met off OkC a while back showed me her inbox and its fucking ridiculous. it be like 817 unread messages in that bitch, no lie. sometimes these girls don't even be rejecting you when you DO come correct its just a matter of luck & standing out due to her own personal preferences. Girls have exponentially more options than guys on there, so I'm pretty sure you friend aint the only one saying that exact shit. these girls have seen it all man, trust me lol

we're all just shooting the shit in here. its a bunch of dudes trying to get some pussy on an app for your phone that might as well be called "lets fuck". i was just sharing a technique that i could see a girl falling for.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 25, 2014, 12:01:29 AM
i found kind a way to get the girls number with out asking for it. when the conversation is dying or you set a day to hang out just say "i actually have to charge my phone (which is true in my case) should i give you my number so you can hit me up when ever you want to hang out or should i just message you on here" it worked 6 out 8 times for me so yea
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 25, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
"and then she cut me off.."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 25, 2014, 12:30:35 AM
"and then she cut me off.."

this is true, out of those six girls only two of them talk to me but that's just cause i suck at texting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 25, 2014, 02:17:42 AM
"and then she cut me off.."

this is true, out of those six girls only two of them talk to me but that's just cause i suck at texting
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on July 25, 2014, 05:25:46 AM
I can't go to the grocery store anymore without seeing a bunch of girls who No'ed or ignored me on dates with taller, better looking tinder dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 25, 2014, 08:07:53 AM
I can't go to the grocery store anymore without seeing a bunch of girls who No'ed or ignored me on dates with taller, better looking tinder dudes.


next time you see one of these girls just pull this move that frank reynolds uses. it helps if you have a wad of hundreds that you "accidentally" pull out when putting your magnum condom back in your pocket.

The Best Pick Up Line Eve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfI-wozg2a0#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 25, 2014, 09:56:58 AM
Damn it's a crazy world we live in right now, without needing to trick the girls you can just get free pussy off your phone.  Why do guys still pay to fuck hookers when Tinder exists??

I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on July 25, 2014, 01:48:41 PM
i switched over to looking at girls again and finally got my first match. also all of the photos of 'myself' are not myself, so this is going to be pretty tricky.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on July 25, 2014, 05:13:07 PM
i'm overwhelmed with matches.i rarley message them and few girls message first. usually they say something basic, that man wouldnt ge a response to if that was his first message. I dont know why i dont try harder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 26, 2014, 10:41:53 PM
so i got matched up with a girl that lives the next town over we have been messaging each other for a few days and when i woke up from my nap yesterday she just gave me her number and told me to text her. So i texted her she said she was going in to the city and coming back and wants to meet up, so i told her ill get a six pack and we can share it, so im a nervous wreck so i started to drink a couple of beers and then it got late and she said shes at a party but still wanted to come over so i said come over. its about 12 30 at night at this point and i drank about 3 beers so im feeling good, she gets to my house we talked for a second then i invited her in and she said okay. she sat in my basement for about 3 minutes got a phone call and said she has to pick up her friends from the party and i said thats fine. So she left and then i texted her saying like why did you even leave the party if you were just going to leave my house to go back she then hit me with a text saying she has a boyfriend (which is probably a lie) and said to never text her again. I just felt like complete shit like this girl just looked at me for not even a minute and just basically said no thanks. I think she got freaked out because in my pictures i have kind of long hair that just covers my big ass forehead and when i got a haircut recently and when i get haircuts i just get a buzz. So now im thinking of deactivating my tinder account cause she just made me feel so horrible ( i still feel like shit). And all i wanted to do is just watch a movie on netflix and give her some beers cause i didnt want to drink a six pack of pounders to myself but i ended up doing it anyway   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on July 26, 2014, 11:06:42 PM
yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 26, 2014, 11:19:59 PM
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 26, 2014, 11:22:45 PM
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years old


yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol

yea but the thing is when i go out with my friends or whatever we don't take pictures or upload them to facebook, we just drink but i asked this one girl who i have been friends with since middle school to take pictures of me next time she comes over to swim or whatever cause shes a facebook whore and uploads so many selfies. So hopefully i can pick a couple of good photos from there and put them on tinder. ps i don't take selfies so that might hurt my game but i don't want to be seemed like a douche cause the guys that take selfies in my area think their ghetto or their gay and im not either one of those
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 27, 2014, 08:32:06 AM
like will said, you gotta be resilient in this game, tobey. anyway, i know you felt nervous, but her showing up to an alcohol-buzzed dude with beer breath could have put her off. also, it probably made you less sharp than you could have been. if you can get yourself to genuinely not care if chicks like you or not, while being able to remain conscientious, not only will your confidence rise, but so will your standing with women.

as lame as it might sound, if you have any other buddies who are also into the online dating thing, you guys should team up and take pics of yourselves --> but get a female opinion regarding which shots to use. if the middle school friend is available for either, that would work as well.

go get 'em killer!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: NickDagger on July 27, 2014, 10:14:59 AM
Guys can you please spice this thread up a little with pix of the chix?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 27, 2014, 02:28:59 PM
Guys can you please spice this thread up a little with pix of the chix?
I can imagine you doing the "no no none of these will do" thing in your sig to the photos posted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 27, 2014, 05:45:30 PM
pics of tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Josh McLaughlin on July 27, 2014, 09:03:45 PM
theres been a couple matches where i meant to hit the girl up but got caught up doing more important things, any of you guys hit up matches even though its been a hot minute since you actually matched them?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on July 27, 2014, 09:22:37 PM
theres been a couple matches where i meant to hit the girl up but got caught up doing more important things, any of you guys hit up matches even though its been a hot minute since you actually matched them?

I like to use this line when this happens. "Sorry it took so long to respond, I was just at whole foods trying to figure out what you want for breakfast ;)"

Works like a charm.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: g.i.s.m. on July 31, 2014, 09:23:29 PM
just went through a pretty rough relationship. got tinder a couple days ago. got a match. going over tonight. ill report back to u guys if hot or not
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 31, 2014, 09:24:16 PM
just went through a pretty rough relationship. got tinder a couple days ago. got a match. going over tonight. ill report back to u guys if hot or not

yes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 31, 2014, 09:30:57 PM
also we need pics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on July 31, 2014, 09:35:28 PM
heard them talking about this shit on skate wise

http://www.3nderapp.com/ (http://www.3nderapp.com/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2014, 11:08:09 PM
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?

I feel like rule number one for meeting somebody on the internet is "If they invite you to their basement, don't go," so I'm actually impressed you got as far as you did, tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 08, 2014, 10:49:19 AM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on August 08, 2014, 11:52:50 AM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)

+Follow
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateordie on August 08, 2014, 02:10:21 PM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)

unreal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 08, 2014, 02:19:55 PM
Holy shit.....18?! Some of those girls has to be some fat dude catfishing guys or something. I refuse to believe this chick needs Tinder to meet with guys, even if it is to fuck.

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/f9f76cd6dd4ee71fc23cb7ee2bed4d86.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 08, 2014, 02:37:10 PM
Can be many things , girl might be insecure , girl might want random hookups , girl might not be super social and doesnt go out alot or she spends alot of time on computer , or like many times she just enjoys the attention . Girl like that on a dating site must get tons of messages and friends requests

or its a fake one , welcome to the internet where men are men , women are men and children are FBI agents
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pabst on August 13, 2014, 06:15:34 PM
Can be many things , girl might be insecure , girl might want random hookups , girl might not be super social and doesnt go out alot or she spends alot of time on computer , or like many times she just enjoys the attention . Girl like that on a dating site must get tons of messages and friends requests

or its a fake one , welcome to the internet where men are men , women are men and children are FBI agents


i don't believe they allow children on tinder yet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 14, 2014, 04:06:21 PM
Holy shit.....18?! Some of those girls has to be some fat dude catfishing guys or something. I refuse to believe this chick needs Tinder to meet with guys, even if it is to fuck.

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/f9f76cd6dd4ee71fc23cb7ee2bed4d86.jpg)

My girlfriend (who I met on Tinder) has a lot of friends who are pretty gorgeous that are on it. It's not because they're insecure or not social but because Tinder is fun. Not in the sense of random hook-ups but because they like to talk to strangers and you get some pretty funny conversations going. It's like a game, which is how a lot of guys I know use it. Oh... and do not say to a girl, "you're way too hot/cute/sexy to be on here" or anything along those lines. That is what 90% of guys say and you may get a nice message back, but that too hot/cute/sexy girl and her friends will be rolling their eyes at you.

but for real, if my girl breaks up with me I'm moving to Sweden
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 14, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
pics of your girl ^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on August 14, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
and your mom
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 14, 2014, 10:11:24 PM
Come on dudes... I'll post a pic of one or the other... not both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 15, 2014, 09:25:58 AM
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years old


yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol

yea but the thing is when i go out with my friends or whatever we don't take pictures or upload them to facebook, we just drink but i asked this one girl who i have been friends with since middle school to take pictures of me next time she comes over to swim or whatever cause shes a facebook whore and uploads so many selfies. So hopefully i can pick a couple of good photos from there and put them on tinder. ps i don't take selfies so that might hurt my game but i don't want to be seemed like a douche cause the guys that take selfies in my area think their ghetto or their gay and im not either one of those

Dude, just take a fucking picture of yourself. You don't have to create this whole persona or image on tinder just show people what you look like so when they meet you they don't feel deceived and creeped out. As far as meeting the girls, go out somewhere especially for the first meeting, its a way to make them feel safe, like you aren't a creepy murderer waiting to lure her into your basement. GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING. Go for a walk around town, get coffee, anything. It gives her more than 2 minutes to decide if she wants to fuck you.
Beer is great, but it can be a red flag, "like huh maybe this dude is just trying to get me drunk and in his bed in his BASEMENT and lock me up forever...."
9/10 times a girl isn't going to walk in your door and rip her cloths off and want to fuck. You gotta connect a little bit man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 15, 2014, 09:32:40 AM
^ i made an instagram and posted a picture of myself there with a friend but i was supposed to met this girl wednesday night at a bar that i went to but she bailed cause she was leaving for school the next day and she had to pack
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 15, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
Word. Good luck man, I wasn't trying to be a dick but reading this shit is painful.
Get some.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: g.i.s.m. on August 18, 2014, 10:56:16 PM
oh yeah i forgot!!! i told u guys a page back i had a tinder date thing. lol it was no problem really

i asked her at like 8 if she wanted to have a couple brewskis. she texted me back around midnight, asking if i wanted to just come over to her apartment. i obv. did. we hung out for a good hour just sitting around and talking before i realized that it was EYE who had the tinder game all wrong !!!! she was coming on so fucking strong and i was trying very hard to be a gentleman and kick it with her before making a move. eventually she just asked if i wanted to lay in bed with her and i said ya. easy answer! we watched half of an episode of louie and then did sexual things immediately after. FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! she told me that she had been on a few tinder dates already and she asked me "you know that tinder is pretty much just to hook up with people right?" i was like "ok i didnt know bye!" and left shortly after.

we've talked a little bit but i havent hung out with her yet again. maybe im a big ass pussy guys but the whole hook-up thing and fuck buddy system never really rang right in my head, hell im a sensitive guy. but i guess that isnt entirely true because as i just told yall i had sex with some girl that i matched on an iphone app the night before!!! ive been using tinder still because as someone stated earlier, it actually is pretty fun to play with, although i havent hung out with anyone from it since. ive been playing the fields in real life because it is more fun and its a good way to at least pretend that you arent in some way desperate. its nice to have options though!

for you guys who want sex (tobey what the fuck are you doing man) it really is that easy, quit being so fucking paranoid and just go hang out with people. watch the extended cut of 40 year old virgin or something dog.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: g.i.s.m. on August 18, 2014, 11:00:37 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x587q90/539/2JLb71.jpg)
glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on August 18, 2014, 11:04:49 PM
I have been talking to this chick off tinder who was hella cute. Nice face.

She had a few body shots but super hard to tell if it was a unit or not.

Out of the blue on Sunday she texted me saying "can I come around?"

Pretty drunk I said sure. Rookie move making the first meet point AT MY HOUSE.

Bitch practically had to turn sideways to enter my place.

Super lucky my friend texted me a few times not long after she sat down. I told her he was in hospital and needed a friend there.

I am a fucking tool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: g.i.s.m. on August 18, 2014, 11:18:25 PM
what the fuck man? dont be shallow. give mama the care that only papa calve muscles can bring to her. you not only let her down, but me also.

also arent you australian? for some reason im picturing waterloo shantell sliding through your door sideways
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 19, 2014, 12:01:41 AM
you know i was successful on the first girl i met on tinder right gism? we hooked up immediately when she came over like we might of talked for like 5 minutes before but i was ready to go
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on August 19, 2014, 02:20:29 AM
what the fuck man? dont be shallow. give mama the care that only papa calve muscles can bring to her. you not only let her down, but me also.

also arent you australian? for some reason im picturing waterloo shantell sliding through your door sideways

I mean if she licked my ass while I jacked off on her face I might have been down.

But she had dirty tracksuit pants on and was fat. I'm not that desperate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on August 20, 2014, 05:54:53 PM
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 20, 2014, 08:21:22 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x587q90/539/2JLb71.jpg)
glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.

hahahahaha amazing story thank you!!!! :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 20, 2014, 08:24:54 PM
"she asked if i wanted to lay in bed" lolololololol :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on August 20, 2014, 09:50:11 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x587q90/539/2JLb71.jpg)
glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.
would

here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 20, 2014, 11:57:42 PM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on August 22, 2014, 09:25:09 AM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!

are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 22, 2014, 09:45:32 AM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!

are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?

i would but she hasn't responded to my last message so i doubt ill hang out with her.

WING NIGHT!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 22, 2014, 02:10:29 PM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!

are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 22, 2014, 02:59:56 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on August 22, 2014, 03:10:31 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.

Because we all use mad smiley faces and exclamation points! Type just like the bitch youre talking to.  Tell her she has a beautiful body.  Tell her she looks amazing without makeup on. Tell her youre just visiting and youll be gone in a few weeks. Okcupid has worked better for me but tinder isnt too bad
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on August 22, 2014, 03:25:34 PM
here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?

im 27, i feel like most girls my age on there are probably on there for a reason. id love to fuck an 18 year old again and since id probably only use tinder drunk, im sure i wouldnt have standards. i would feel very creepy, right after i busted that nut.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 22, 2014, 08:24:29 PM
meeting up with a girl right now!!

wish me good luck!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 22, 2014, 08:26:42 PM
Fuck yo- I mean, good luck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 23, 2014, 12:16:23 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.

I think you should hire a pro to get that first one out the way, and then you'll have a new found sexual confidence and you'll be slayin butt and fallin in love in no time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rick Pump on August 23, 2014, 12:32:23 PM
meeting up with a girl right now!!

wish me good luck!
Good luck Tobey, post noodz!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 23, 2014, 05:27:52 PM
well i didn't have sex with her, i barely even made out with her but she was super easy to talk to and i had a lot of fun. Shes kind of fat but like i said i still had a fun night so i hope i hang out with her again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 23, 2014, 11:24:00 PM
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.

Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 23, 2014, 11:32:38 PM
so i got matched up with a girl that lives the next town over we have been messaging each other for a few days and when i woke up from my nap yesterday she just gave me her number and told me to text her. So i texted her she said she was going in to the city and coming back and wants to meet up, so i told her ill get a six pack and we can share it, so im a nervous wreck so i started to drink a couple of beers and then it got late and she said shes at a party but still wanted to come over so i said come over. its about 12 30 at night at this point and i drank about 3 beers so im feeling good, she gets to my house we talked for a second then i invited her in and she said okay. she sat in my basement for about 3 minutes got a phone call and said she has to pick up her friends from the party and i said thats fine. So she left and then i texted her saying like why did you even leave the party if you were just going to leave my house to go back she then hit me with a text saying she has a boyfriend (which is probably a lie) and said to never text her again. I just felt like complete shit like this girl just looked at me for not even a minute and just basically said no thanks. I think she got freaked out because in my pictures i have kind of long hair that just covers my big ass forehead and when i got a haircut recently and when i get haircuts i just get a buzz. So now im thinking of deactivating my tinder account cause she just made me feel so horrible ( i still feel like shit). And all i wanted to do is just watch a movie on netflix and give her some beers cause i didnt want to drink a six pack of pounders to myself but i ended up doing it anyway   

Man, fuck that bitch. But for real though, I've been in the same situation, I'm not the best looking guy by any means, and this girl I was talking to about a year ago, saw all my most recent pics, so she knew what I looked like, we hung out a few times, and after the third or fourth time of hanging out, she straight cuts me off! We went from talking every night, to her trying her hardest to avoid me! Sometimes girls (especially ones in their early 20's) just play the stupidest fucking mind games.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 24, 2014, 12:57:07 AM
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.

Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao

ur trippin, PR girls are the best
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 24, 2014, 01:00:53 AM
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.

Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao

ur trippin, PR girls are the best

Don't get me wrong, I find Spanish girls in general very hot, but they won't give me the time of day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 24, 2014, 05:41:47 AM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.

I think you should hire a pro to get that first one out the way, and then you'll have a new found sexual confidence and you'll be slayin butt and fallin in love in no time.

Actually, I think going to a prostitute to fuck for the first time in your life might do the complete opposite of increasing your sexual confidence. You'd probably feel like shit and the biggest loser on the planet right after you busted inside her... just my two cents.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 24, 2014, 06:11:44 AM
here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?

im 27, i feel like most girls my age on there are probably on there for a reason. id love to fuck an 18 year old again and since id probably only use tinder drunk, im sure i wouldnt have standards. i would feel very creepy, right after i busted that nut.
Yeah, I've talked to a couple 18-20 year olds on there, but I'm 26 and it just makes me feel gross, especially since my sister is 15 and they're closer to her age than mine. Plus I feel like we wouldn't really have anything to talk about, but maybe I'm just being judgmental on that. I just assumed that if they can't buy beer, we're not gonna get along.

Fuck, ditching facebook inadvertently meant that I had to ditch Tinder and now I'm missing it. Maybe I'll reinstate my fb sometime just to get my swipes back lol.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 24, 2014, 10:36:08 AM
nothing but bots
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on August 24, 2014, 05:54:13 PM
I guess  i got it good and take it for granted. Hella girls in my area. I have Hundreds of matches (getting preyed on by a couger now). But I just dont feel super motivated to start talking "gnar". I may be nieve and assume all these cute girls are way more sweet & innocent then they really are. good luck tobey You should get your own tv show ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2014, 06:44:19 PM
I guess  i got it good and take it for granted. Hella girls in my area. I have Hundreds of matches (getting preyed on by a couger now). But I just dont feel super motivated to start talking "gnar". I may be nieve and assume all these cute girls are way more sweet & innocent then they really are. good luck tobey You should get your own tv show ;D

i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 24, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting

dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 24, 2014, 09:03:49 PM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 24, 2014, 09:42:05 PM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2014, 09:54:03 PM
i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting

dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*

well you know you hit your darkest times in your life when a fat girl doesn't respond to your texts
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 24, 2014, 10:03:30 PM
i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting

dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*

well you know you hit your darkest times in your life when a fat girl doesn't respond to your texts

Been there man.lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on August 24, 2014, 10:19:21 PM
I think I may have found the best profile picture ever.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe114726b01997af9768cdc4d179070d/tumblr_natxyshMY41qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 24, 2014, 10:28:48 PM
I think I may have found the best profile picture ever.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe114726b01997af9768cdc4d179070d/tumblr_natxyshMY41qldlq7o1_500.jpg)

Holy shit, this picture is on its own level.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 24, 2014, 11:50:13 PM
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 25, 2014, 07:25:25 AM
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?

^WIFE THAT.

Tobey, this is gonna sound corny, but don't think of them in categories, and don't think anyone is beneath you OR out of your league.  Everyone else in the entire world is just a person who has shit their pants before, just like you.  Just relax, and know that if a girl matched with you, she already likes you and the hard part is over.  JUST BE YOURSELF AND THEY WILL COME TO YOU NATURALLY.  You don't need to put on an air or act in a certain way just be calm and talk to her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 25, 2014, 07:46:55 AM
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?

^WIFE THAT.

Tobey, this is gonna sound corny, but don't think of them in categories, and don't think anyone is beneath you OR out of your league.  Everyone else in the entire world is just a person who has shit their pants before, just like you.  Just relax, and know that if a girl matched with you, she already likes you and the hard part is over.  JUST BE YOURSELF AND THEY WILL COME TO YOU NATURALLY.  You don't need to put on an air or act in a certain way just be calm and talk to her.

i only called her fat because she calls herself fat which was kind of a turn off for me, like how can i hang out with a girl that doesn't respect her body and plus she stopped texting me last night but i have been talking to this other girl last night shes pretty cute

edit: read your post wrong but i get what your saying
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 25, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 25, 2014, 11:31:13 AM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 25, 2014, 12:20:33 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.


come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kolostrum on August 25, 2014, 07:00:41 PM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 25, 2014, 07:22:46 PM
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateordie on August 25, 2014, 08:21:20 PM
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 26, 2014, 04:58:56 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.

OMMMGGGGG!!!!! DO IT!!!!!! FUCKKKK THAT YOU ARE SO LUKCY
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on August 26, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.


come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!

For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 26, 2014, 11:38:29 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.


come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!

For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.


(http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/53815882.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 27, 2014, 05:44:52 AM
dont have sex in a graveyard , its disrespectful
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 09:32:30 AM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 27, 2014, 11:54:38 AM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 11:56:28 AM
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 27, 2014, 12:43:12 PM
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 12:58:34 PM
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again.
yes, that good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 27, 2014, 02:19:20 PM
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 27, 2014, 07:51:58 PM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I fucked this black girl I met on Tinder last time I was down in Richmond, she was far and away the sexiest girl I've ever been with. 10/10 would booty call if I had her number.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 27, 2014, 08:55:28 PM
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
she has more control over her thoughts than you based off the fact you dont smoke weed and she does and that she doesnt drink alcohol but your lazy, stupid, fat, depressed, braindead self does.

and thoughts equal feelings so she has much more control over her life than you do over yours.

p.s. wheres the pics at ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on August 27, 2014, 09:47:42 PM
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?

it's good you can talk to girls without matching with them but it sucks the majority of them are trannies and ugly people . i have got a blow job off it though so whatever.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 27, 2014, 10:56:12 PM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I was kidding. Yes negroes use tinder. My brothers love it, but they have yet to explain how they make it work.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on August 28, 2014, 12:59:51 AM
leetgeek, maybe you should use bojack horseman as your tinder profile. it's disarming and lets you be a goofball [even though the real bojack is kind of serious]. i caught the first episode and he might really be a kindred spirit to you. i don't know, i'm pissed my friend who had a fake tinder for our other friend broke up w/ his girl and now he's using his phone for his own tinder. i was really hoping he'd make a fake one for me and if i got any good matches they'd let me know. alas........
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 09:59:41 PM
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 28, 2014, 10:06:37 PM
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on August 28, 2014, 10:11:07 PM
i wouldn't take it personally tobey. a lot of girls won't get with a guy on their first hang out to make themselves feel like less of a "slut" for meeting some guy over the internet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 10:18:21 PM
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out

first off mr. nice guy i dont know how to post pictures of the girl unless im friends with them over facebook cause i only know how to copy and paste the url thing from there, i would post a picture of the first girl but she blocked me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 28, 2014, 10:23:10 PM
screen shot it, import it onto your computer and upload it to imgur. simple! it's not im asking you for a rusty trombone
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on August 28, 2014, 11:23:46 PM
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on August 28, 2014, 11:28:51 PM
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SomeFuck on August 28, 2014, 11:37:36 PM
^^

(http://makeameme.org/media/created/Worst-Troll-Account.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on August 28, 2014, 11:53:33 PM
Girls are everywhere, it's not that difficult.

I encourage all Slap accounts to go outside, meet a girl(does't matter u can filter her out)

It's dominoes, get one girl the rest are easy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 11:54:35 PM
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?

Yeah she was such a cunt like we fooled around for at least an hour and then when she left she was texting me all this shit saying i wish you were with me right now and stuff like that we texted for a little bit for a few days then one day she just stopped all contact with me so i deleted her number and then sent her a facebook message calling her out on her shit and then she blocdked me

edit: tracer is just mad hes not old enough to be on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 29, 2014, 01:33:24 AM
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor

I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: baroque_0bama on August 29, 2014, 11:33:02 AM
I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

Ha, that was great.

@tobey: same thing happened to me on an okcupid date. Worst feeling, but women are crazy, and that's ok too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 29, 2014, 02:16:50 PM
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either

post a fit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 29, 2014, 04:34:26 PM
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 29, 2014, 05:44:33 PM
nowww we're talkin
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 29, 2014, 06:13:54 PM
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on August 29, 2014, 07:59:07 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1a0b061deb0e74406295700fbc993e1f/tumblr_nb3miqP5YA1qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
You should message me if
You're about that life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 29, 2014, 09:46:35 PM
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 29, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
Your body, your choice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on August 30, 2014, 10:54:22 AM
Do you usually ask after a while of texting if they wanna hookup?
 ;)damn daddyissues looks fine
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 30, 2014, 03:17:55 PM
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))

you must have one hell of a diet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 30, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME


I scrolled by this title so fast i thought that was the name of a Bronze 56k clip
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on August 30, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor

I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

God, that was hilarious, hannibal is the shit though, dude can do no wrong.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: samuel_trubins on August 31, 2014, 03:25:47 AM
tobey, your responses and actions have made me create an account on here. im rooting for you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 31, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
About how old are you guys using this thing? Also do I need a Facebook to sign up cause I don't have one. Can I make a bs Facebook just so I can get this app or would that be pointless?
I'm 26, there's a decent range of ages active on there, and you can set which range you want it to show you. Yeah, you need a facebook, once I re-ditch mine Tinder has to go with it. You could probably make a bullshit one, just make sure there's some pictures and maybe "like" a few of your interests so that they pop up as being in common, not sure if that plays into it at all but it can't hurt.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 31, 2014, 05:46:44 PM
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.

hahahahhaa
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on September 01, 2014, 01:39:28 PM
aldous huxley was goddamn right!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 11, 2014, 08:14:29 PM
wheres all the fking updates with all the fucking women (bitches that is) wtf is going on here?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 11, 2014, 08:16:16 PM
all the thirsty tinder bitches desparate for hard cock(s) must be considered asap how are you all so selfish?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on September 12, 2014, 02:05:19 PM
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on September 12, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.

wow, tinder airport hookups would be a fucking achievement.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on September 12, 2014, 06:49:13 PM
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on September 12, 2014, 07:49:51 PM
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??
it comes in waves man, for me at least. You just have to be patient.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on September 13, 2014, 09:34:46 AM
(http://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/10611096_768895633171331_263336276_n.jpg)

swiss tinder. no match YET  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 13, 2014, 10:51:18 AM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 13, 2014, 11:01:19 AM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

Start jogging and jump on okcupid.  You can show your personality a lot easier on there.  Arent you a fucking artist or something? Use that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on September 13, 2014, 01:31:04 PM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 13, 2014, 04:03:26 PM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 13, 2014, 04:27:06 PM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

say she has a cute smile, . tell her you are shy and or inexperienced. use smiley emoticons. if youre passionate about anything, talk about it.
dont be pretentious, but let her know that youre intelligent and well read and shit. or if you want to be a liar, say that you are fresh out of a long term relationship that lasted since high school.  she was religious and wouldnt let you get any but you stayed with her because you love her, eventually you broke it off because you needed physical love.  you sound like a fucking saint who is disease free. this might not work if youre not a sociopath
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on September 13, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on September 13, 2014, 11:08:14 PM
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on September 14, 2014, 09:07:32 AM
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.

Weedpop for the win!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 14, 2014, 10:50:28 AM
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.

Most of these women are 30s or 40s. Winky faces go a long way. This is all in Phoenix or scottsdale too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 18, 2014, 12:44:33 AM
i might need some help with this one guys... i got matched up with this girl last month and shes 6 years older than me (im 22 shes 28) how should i got about this? i dont think asking her to get drunk and watch netflix with me will work, that only works for girls that aren't old enough to go to the bar. But if i ask her to meet me at my local bar for a drink and things are getting good and i invite her back to my house theres a 99 percent chance my dad will be up and i just think that would be awkward as hell. I am not going to her area cause i dont really care enough to go through that trouble, i get really bad anxiety when i drive like more than like 6 miles and she lives about 15 miles away.

Should i just let this one go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on September 18, 2014, 09:05:33 AM
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

^Def don't tell her a large elaborate lie first thing as was suggested above.  Just be your normal self who is funny and nice, and know that she is already attracted to you, the hard part is over.  Let that give you confidence.  Ask her if she watches some show you like.  Wash yer sheets right now just in case she wants to come over all the sudden.

Tobey: older gals know what they want so go to the bar with her and hope she asks you back to her place.

EDIT: Just noticed that you said you can't leave a 6 mi radius around your house due to anxiety?  I don't know what the fuck to tell you man, you need to immediately get over that, or maybe tell her about your dad and offer to get a hotel room locally?  There is nothing to fear outside dad's basement, try to branch out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 18, 2014, 09:19:06 AM
yea my anxiety is the worst when driving cause i can't distract myself with anything so the anxiety just builds and builds up till i freak the fuck out, i mean if i get drunk at the bar i can probably go back to her house but im not a douchebag anymore so i don't drink and drive i think i am just going to message her tonight saying " are you in to 22 year olds that still live with their parents and still going to community college?"

if she doesn't respond its not a big deal, i meeting up with a girl next month, shes at college now and doesn't come home in till then
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: baroque_0bama on September 18, 2014, 09:45:45 AM
Just got one of these for the lolz. So far most matches have turned out to be girls spamming me with internet hookup sites. Haaaaaaaa,
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on September 18, 2014, 10:07:07 AM
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

^Def don't tell her a large elaborate lie first thing as was suggested above.  Just be your normal self who is funny and nice, and know that she is already attracted to you, the hard part is over.  Let that give you confidence.  Ask her if she watches some show you like.  Wash yer sheets right now just in case she wants to come over all the sudden.

Tobey: older gals know what they want so go to the bar with her and hope she asks you back to her place.


EDIT: Just noticed that you said you can't leave a 6 mi radius around your house due to anxiety?  I don't know what the fuck to tell you man, you need to immediately get over that, or maybe tell her about your dad and offer to get a hotel room locally?  There is nothing to fear outside dad's basement, try to branch out.

All this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 18, 2014, 10:51:58 AM
leetgeek and tobey. just tell the bitch you are a licensed massage therapist. go from there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 18, 2014, 04:35:11 PM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on September 18, 2014, 11:34:56 PM
leetgeek and tobey. just tell the bitch you are a licensed massage therapist. go from there
hah!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateskateskate on September 19, 2014, 12:15:29 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 02:24:48 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on September 19, 2014, 02:43:53 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 03:12:10 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 19, 2014, 03:15:14 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on September 19, 2014, 03:25:41 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

What do you think happens to the asian guys?

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/faa0f202d915e172c836b5d7ba4186ec/tumblr_na6nj4VEfn1rayazno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 19, 2014, 03:57:54 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on September 19, 2014, 04:31:47 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?

Ask her if she wants to come "diddle in my fundungeon" or "go swimming at the quarry"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?

blackpeoplemeet.com
nbatv used to run ads for it constantly
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on September 20, 2014, 03:17:03 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?

Step 1: Rape girl
Step 2: Murder girl
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TFUCKINA on September 20, 2014, 09:18:23 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?

I need to hit up that jewish singles site, im not jewish, but for some reason, i got a thing for jewish girls.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tuque on September 20, 2014, 11:37:54 PM
I was on OKcupid a year or two ago and there was this girl who started out her bio thing by saying "FIRST OF ALL,  I ONLY DATE WHITE GUYS.  SO IF YOU AINT WHITE DON"T MESSAGE ME" and then went on to add the normal stuff about liking to go out some nights but also liking to stay in and watch movies some nights or whatever.  As a white guy,  it turned me off haha. 

Think I'm eligible for a phone upgrade pretty soon here...should give me the space to download tinder. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 21, 2014, 11:07:27 AM
I was on OKcupid a year or two ago and there was this girl who started out her bio thing by saying "FIRST OF ALL,  I ONLY DATE WHITE GUYS.  SO IF YOU AINT WHITE DON"T MESSAGE ME" and then went on to add the normal stuff about liking to go out some nights but also liking to stay in and watch movies some nights or whatever.  As a white guy,  it turned me off haha. 

Think I'm eligible for a phone upgrade pretty soon here...should give me the space to download tinder. 

I also see white girls say that they are only into black guys. Its just a preference, no big deal. These girls get so many messages every day, they can be pretty picky.  She might just be racist though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on September 21, 2014, 11:39:08 AM
Euro girls have been reeeall nice.Im also euro but I been living in america most my life. Acheivment unlocked I was blocked in euroland ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on September 21, 2014, 01:57:27 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder


I feel like alterna-black guys do rather well with white girls of a certain type, at least while the girls are in their "wild 20's" phase. You might wanna talk up being into skating or Morrissey or shit like that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: goosey on September 21, 2014, 05:19:16 PM
Best tip i ever got: Send weird/quirky moments.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on September 23, 2014, 12:33:06 AM
only person i've "met" on here was some girl i vaguely knew from highschool. fucked her a few times before she went abroad. she was fun but did us all a great service by leaving her face out.

(http://i.imgur.com/JwN5ahH.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/PqMJ7K0.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 23, 2014, 06:44:09 PM
wow what a beautiful body, isn't that kaley cuoco or something?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: WeirdBeach on September 24, 2014, 10:23:21 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
my homie and i were talking about his Tinder experiences earlier this year. he said "the white chicks on Tinder are either all about brown dudes or NOT AT ALL"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on September 26, 2014, 10:29:45 AM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on September 26, 2014, 03:01:57 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 26, 2014, 03:07:23 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?

Sounds like a side piece if I ever saw one.

And no....don't think you are doing anything wrong unless you are dating the other girl. I mean it's really up to the friend if she wants to mess with you and if she does, then it is fair game.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on September 26, 2014, 03:13:02 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?

i think since you had a conversation about trying to hang out and decided not to pursue it you're ok.  if you were still seeing her and then saw her friend you could have a Single White Female situation on your hand (unless she's now white)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on October 02, 2014, 04:39:23 PM
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 02, 2014, 05:02:32 PM
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?


"It's already been established that you're cute/attractive/sexy, I'm not sure if you're fishing for compliments or if you just want to hang out with me.  If that is the case, just say so.  If not, at least have the decency to send nudes".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on October 02, 2014, 06:33:21 PM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

+1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on October 02, 2014, 07:28:01 PM
Very cool and funny story Jared +1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 02, 2014, 08:06:28 PM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

pics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on October 03, 2014, 08:22:24 AM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

pics of her having the allergic reaction
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwshilvdnfinland on October 06, 2014, 02:45:24 AM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

bravo.

she sounds fucking awesome
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on October 06, 2014, 08:24:46 PM
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going.

Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 06, 2014, 11:30:53 PM
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going.

Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.

well don't start with 'hey, whats up?'. Find something in one of their pictures that you can comment on or something in their tagline, a joke works best but generally questions are good even something sort of shocking works. This week i simply asked a few girls if they remember Rocko's modern life the cartoon, they all jumped on that "OMG i loved that show!" than get the conversation going from their.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 08, 2014, 01:06:58 AM
FOR ICE NINE

so i got matched up with this girl last week and it said she was 1 mile away and we dont have any mutual friends. So i was bored tonight ( you can tell about my posts tonight that i was) and sent her a kind of flattering message saying " your one mile away and we have no mutual friends and you are way to cute for me so i have to ask are you a dude trolling me"? it was a pretty good ice breaker cause now were talking and she went to my high school and was in my grade, i never could get matched up with girls that i went to high school with, even the ones that have babies. So I'm hyped that a girl that kind of knows me wants to hang out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on October 08, 2014, 06:33:04 AM
only person i've "met" on here was some girl i vaguely knew from highschool. fucked her a few times before she went abroad. she was fun but did us all a great service by leaving her face out.

(http://i.imgur.com/JwN5ahH.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/PqMJ7K0.jpg)


Damn
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on October 09, 2014, 01:34:31 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 09, 2014, 02:13:48 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet

I fucked this bitch covered in satan tattoos. when i took her from behind it was like porking the devil.  She had tats of people being hanged and shit all over her back.  Also had a gstring tattoo made entirely of skulls with scooby doo running above her pussy.  I was a little wasted at 10:30am when she told me to come over. Turns out she had a yeast infection. Also turns out I cut myself shaving right before going over there. Also turns out that the yeast infection made its way into my chin and I had the gnarliest fungal infection any of my friends had ever seen. It looked like something out of the walking dead. Ive been on different antibiotics and antifungals for over a month now and its almost totally healed.
I missed out on hanging with the only girl I ever gave a shit about because of the chin situation and now Im leaving AZ for another year for work.  bitch will probably be married when i get back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on October 09, 2014, 02:30:50 PM
^ alright, well that's a start.  thanks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on October 10, 2014, 04:18:53 AM
^ alright, well that's a start.  thanks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on October 10, 2014, 05:10:23 PM
^ alright, well that's a hammer of a story.  thanks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 10, 2014, 05:35:02 PM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 11, 2014, 04:02:52 AM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut

haha i had the exact same situations a few months back, except she wasn't that hot. fuck koreans
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on October 11, 2014, 02:53:25 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet

this. i was pretty good at banging slutty girls from the bar when i could only text them. all this new technology makes me jealous.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: #1 Tic-Tacker on October 12, 2014, 01:20:52 AM
Yooo wassap homies. Tonight I started talking to a girl on tinder around 1AM and by 2:30AM she had visited, blown me for almost half an hour, and left. Annnnd she was nice, funny, and cool! Ha! What blessed times we live in.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:19:54 PM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut

that is actually hilarious. good work
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on October 12, 2014, 11:23:42 PM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.

Wow you are stone cold
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 13, 2014, 12:43:43 AM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.

Wow you are stone cold
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on October 13, 2014, 12:01:06 PM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.

Wow you are stone cold

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/fe0a48a97e78511c0e2b541b8fad2fb9/tumblr_nbun5q1s6X1s97z2ro1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 12:11:59 AM
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!

for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 16, 2014, 12:22:18 AM
this is what it must feel like when your child graduates from highschool.

so very proud of my man tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 12:25:59 AM
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 16, 2014, 02:54:54 AM
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me

good work
(http://www.skullbikeclub.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/beer3.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on October 16, 2014, 09:34:12 AM
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!

for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way

tobey goin' Michael Scott up in this piece

I love how Michael is the one who got the most ass on that show. I love how Dwight was also a mack daddy.

But yeah, good for you tobey!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 16, 2014, 11:03:54 AM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

Its because Tobey fucking goes for it man. fetlife.com seems right up your alley. You are funny/hipster enough to get laid if you can take 20 girls rejecting you before you find one who will slob that dick
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on October 16, 2014, 12:45:23 PM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

I have severely crippling social anxiety, but I get laid a pretty good amount. Not that "getting laid" is what it's about. Meeting a woman who you really vibe with and have sex with on the regs is way cooler, IMO. You'll find your sexy mutual muse soon leet geek. I've seen your posts and I've seen your pics. You're too well-spoken and good-looking not to. It'll happen, just don't stress about it and act like a different person when it comes down to romance-time. Just stay posi man :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 05:38:29 PM
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 06:53:41 PM
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar

omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:10:29 PM
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar

omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something

that hurt my feelings, your name is misleading
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
wtf is wrong with you??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:25:48 PM
whats so good about being home?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:35:25 PM
i do go out, i go to college and i have been skating a lot but i guess i just like home cause i can easily distract myself when i have a panic attack (which is everyday). Like i can watch netflix or play a computer game or play on my xbox, when i got out i can only play a phone game. I don't really have anxiety like going far from my house i just have bad anxiety when i drive cause i can't distract myself with anything like i can't play on my phone when im driving or do something that distracts myself from having a panic attack. I just don't like driving so i avoid driving to far places, if somebody else drives im more willing to go somewhere far but for now im doing pretty decent i don't want to over do it and have a severe panic attack that will set me back to like i was last year (you can probably see how bad i was in the real confessions thread)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 08:40:47 PM
I was just kidding.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:46:15 PM
I was just kidding.

lol i knew you were i was just telling you that i have different anxiety than you do
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:48:25 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 08:53:05 PM
I'm going to karaoke tonight. I'm going to get drunk and sing some Smiths and Depeche Mode.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on October 16, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
whats so good about being home?
Not dealing with idiots. Unless you yourself, are an idiot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on October 16, 2014, 11:27:29 PM
Woooo good job Tobey!!!!

I agree with the sentiment that leet is 2 Sexy 4 His Virginity.

Stanley got the most ass on the American Office.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on October 16, 2014, 11:34:27 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
lol who is winning the war
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on October 16, 2014, 11:45:06 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon

Tobey came.  Please don't marginalize that.

Shout out to the load slinger...
Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on October 18, 2014, 04:03:39 AM
Just got the app and hopefully I'll have something to share with you dudes soon. Wish me luck it's been a minute since I busted a nut.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Everett425 on October 18, 2014, 01:58:50 PM
After reading all of this I've come to the conclusion that Tobey is Slaps best poster.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on October 18, 2014, 03:03:45 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Everett425 on October 18, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on October 18, 2014, 03:50:35 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.

Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on October 18, 2014, 07:05:14 PM
every guy is a scumbag. get over it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 18, 2014, 08:18:03 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.

Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing

can i borrow some money, great opener.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 18, 2014, 10:21:59 PM
it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 19, 2014, 07:38:58 AM
it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
plot thickens.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bloody Matt on October 19, 2014, 10:09:19 AM
She's a babe.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 19, 2014, 03:21:07 PM
She's a babe.

who are u talking to bloody matt always doing this shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 19, 2014, 03:25:36 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
lol who is winning the war

that pussy boy dont want war, he was like boy i dont want war and i was like pussy boy don want war
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 19, 2014, 11:14:51 PM
it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
plot thickens.
keep it going!
never know you might get some.
(http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/f71bb43e987cfe08c76d7bddd9c74df5/4493%20-%20smiling%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wrestlemania%20wwe.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 08:23:56 AM
hanging out with a spanish girl tonight, stoked cause i have only hooked up with white girls, not stoked she doesn't drink
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
that Spanish girl was awesome! i actually went out of my confront zone and picked her up. She is short and thick in all the best places, we fooled around a lot but no oral sex or intercourse. I finally know what its like to get blue balls but i still had a lot of fun. I say this a lot with the tinder girls i meet but i really hope i hang out with her again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 22, 2014, 11:36:27 PM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 11:44:02 PM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about

i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on October 23, 2014, 12:27:25 AM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about

i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it

hell yeah, Tobey!

awesome shit can happen once you get out of your lil 6 mile zone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 23, 2014, 04:40:35 AM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about

i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it

that's good, some of my friends suffer from anxiety and its hard for them to do shit. so yeah good on ya

but i still don't see any photos
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 23, 2014, 07:23:12 PM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about

i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it

that's good, some of my friends suffer from anxiety and its hard for them to do shit. so yeah good on ya

but i still don't see any photos
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 23, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
post the fucking photos tobey what the fuck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on October 23, 2014, 07:46:53 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 23, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it



lol im not, i am a nice person so i wouldn't do that to a random girl i kind of like
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 23, 2014, 10:04:24 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it


just don't tell her, duh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 24, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
if she finds out tobey (which she won't) me and a couple of slap can take her out of the equation.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on October 24, 2014, 09:24:01 AM
A random drifter with a krooked shirt and highwater dickies rolls into town, and the girl is mysteriously never seen or heard from again...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 24, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
A random drifter with a krooked shirt and highwater dickies rolls into town, and the girl is mysteriously never seen or heard from again...


Isn't there an unwritten rule that all crimes are supposed to be committed wearing bronze 56k gear?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 24, 2014, 10:33:34 PM
Had sex with her tonight probably won't see her again, i think i let her down because she didn't seem to hyped that it takes me awhile to cum but i THINK i did. Like it felt good then it felt pretty good for like a minute then my dick wasn't hard anymore but i didn't have an orgasm so I'm just confused. Like that's never happened to me before like i know when i cum when i have sex cause it feels amazing but tonight it just felt alright like nothing really special, i think its because i wasn't drunk, every time i came when having sex i had at least 3 or 4 beers in me so that could of been the problem...


i just honestly don't know
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on October 26, 2014, 12:32:41 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/82ad4f09203fdff30a06599a18aadbb3/tumblr_ne1pnqcObz1qzcilxo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ontheswarm on October 26, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/82ad4f09203fdff30a06599a18aadbb3/tumblr_ne1pnqcObz1qzcilxo1_500.jpg)
hoes these days....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 26, 2014, 06:34:08 PM
Had sex with her tonight probably won't see her again, i think i let her down because she didn't seem to hyped that it takes me awhile to cum but i THINK i did. Like it felt good then it felt pretty good for like a minute then my dick wasn't hard anymore but i didn't have an orgasm so I'm just confused. Like that's never happened to me before like i know when i cum when i have sex cause it feels amazing but tonight it just felt alright like nothing really special, i think its because i wasn't drunk, every time i came when having sex i had at least 3 or 4 beers in me so that could of been the problem...


i just honestly don't know

you didn't allow yourself to enjoy it, you obviously didn't make yourself vulnerable enough, having sex for the first time is a great way to test your insecurities



it is now time to post the pics you kook
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on October 26, 2014, 08:17:07 PM
post the fucking photos tobey what the fuck


Fuck u man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 26, 2014, 11:16:37 PM
I feel like I've done a lot of tindering but I've only got six matches total and three of them were bots. I've messaged the other three but I got nothing back. Tobey has the magic touch or something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 26, 2014, 11:36:03 PM
I take that back. Only one of them is even anywhere near me. What's up with that?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 27, 2014, 12:01:26 AM
Before I got married I fucked so many girls because of okcupid. I signed up, made a thing that said I was strictly DTF, and got super laid for about a year. Seriously SUPER laid. Enough to feel bad about myself sometimes. I couldn't believe it. Tinder didn't exist then, but if it did I bet I would get all kinds of STDs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 27, 2014, 12:40:38 AM
I feel like I've done a lot of tindering but I've only got six matches total and three of them were bots. I've messaged the other three but I got nothing back. Tobey has the magic touch or something.

usually my first message when i first started tinder was " hey would you like to go on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix" i always get a response from that but i only do that with girls that aren't over 21. Only hung out with about 4 girls from that line and only got laid once using that. Now i usually get drunk and message them like a week after i get matched up with the girl. With the girl im still seeing i notice that the number of miles way from us she was a 1000. So i said "why are you so far away from me? i finally have the courage to ask you out cause im drunk"

she loved that and we just talked about how shes going home for school break and shit.

now i look at their pictures and if they have a pet i just ask them about their pets and telling them i have a lot of pets.

haven't really messaged anyone since i have been talking to this girl but ill be back with hopefully better advice for you L33T
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 27, 2014, 09:51:59 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 27, 2014, 11:48:18 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.


hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: jeremyrandall on October 27, 2014, 01:21:56 PM
Grindr

http://www.hellaclips.com/video/king-shit-mag-connect-the-dots-2014-best-overall-grinders (http://www.hellaclips.com/video/king-shit-mag-connect-the-dots-2014-best-overall-grinders)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 27, 2014, 06:29:52 PM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.


hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.


The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on October 27, 2014, 08:11:48 PM
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 27, 2014, 09:10:34 PM
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."

i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 28, 2014, 06:22:55 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.


hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.


The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.


i hear ya. two people who say they dont want a relationship, but still want to fuck each other regularly are quite often on a fast track to the relationship zone. thats basically the story of me and my girl.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on October 28, 2014, 08:52:45 AM
A friend of mine just found her long time (now ex) boyfriends tinder, texting dudes and chicks dick pics on the low, bringing people home when she's at work. Fucked up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 28, 2014, 09:08:58 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.





hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.


The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.


i hear ya. two people who say they dont want a relationship, but still want to fuck each other regularly are quite often on a fast track to the relationship zone. thats basically the story of me and my girl.


Yeah my hypothesis is that she's avoiding too much contact because she wants to steer clear of the relationship zone like the plague. At least hopefully that's it, aside from the Ed Templeton comment everything was super cool and normal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: rob2 on October 28, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."

i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.

Seriously what were you thinking :'(, awful conversation regardless of whether or not she would understand the reference
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 28, 2014, 11:46:13 AM
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."

i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.

Seriously what were you thinking :'(, awful conversation regardless of whether or not she would understand the reference


Yeah I don't know, I was drunk and thought it'd be funny
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on October 28, 2014, 12:12:52 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/25db49159e2d72d022fc147b7b7db6e5/tumblr_ne658j9qZE1qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
I thought this was hilarious. But it got my attention.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 28, 2014, 05:28:13 PM
tobey will be banned if he doesn't post pics. I dont really agree but those are the rules
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 28, 2014, 06:05:29 PM
tobey will be banned if he doesn't post pics. I dont really agree but those are the rules
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 28, 2014, 08:15:48 PM
here's a girl i just got matched up with. She says she in to skateboarding but honestly i think its longboarding, shes only 16 so i doubt i will hang out with her. She always says stuff about her which is obviously a lie but its still funny
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on October 28, 2014, 09:02:27 PM
Tobey is a homophobe confirmed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 29, 2014, 02:19:17 AM
here's a girl i just got matched up with. She says she in to skateboarding but honestly i think its longboarding, shes only 16 so i doubt i will hang out with her. She always says stuff about her which is obviously a lie but its still funny
(http://teamtcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/austinfinger02.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on October 29, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 29, 2014, 03:25:05 PM
you are such a peice of shit tobey, you display no sympathy or concern for others, your like an uncaring father
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 29, 2014, 04:41:37 PM
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?

22, my last post was a joke i don't get matched up with 16 year olds
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 30, 2014, 02:33:01 AM
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?

22, my last post was a joke i don't get matched up with 16 year olds

I like to say you do, Hence why you're not posting up photo of your date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Radbloke on November 01, 2014, 09:39:18 PM
A friend of mine just sent me this

(http://i.imgur.com/dB6xAwl.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 01, 2014, 11:07:59 PM
A friend of mine just sent me this

(http://i.imgur.com/dB6xAwl.png)
so raw.
that's next level
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on November 02, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bloody Matt on November 02, 2014, 07:53:05 AM
Yes 100% rebound
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 02, 2014, 07:18:16 PM
it's a dude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 02, 2014, 09:44:19 PM
so that spanish girl texted me today to start up a converstation. She said she was sick so i then said damn thats to bad i was going to ask you to hang out tonight, in a jokely manner. She then says well if i feel better tonight i will.

so i took a nap and texted her around like 8 tonight and said hey you feeling any better. She then responds with i just want us to be friends and it seems like your looking for a commitment and i just cant commit. I was really thrown off by this cause im pretty sure i told her i dont want a relationship. So i told her that again and she says well you always ask me to hang out, last time i asked her to hang out was wednesday night and we did. So then i told her didn't you ask me to text you tonight to see if you wanted to hang out? She then responded saying "chill out"

I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will

so im back on tinder messaging girls, i actually messaged one last night and got her number, we have plans for next weekend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on November 03, 2014, 08:26:19 AM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 03, 2014, 09:19:58 AM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?

lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 03, 2014, 12:22:10 PM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?

lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

What's your PayPal? Get drunk on me tonight...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 03, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?

lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

drink like stone cold then
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b575c2fb3a292ffefed52253ca525ccd/tumblr_miob2gVhHP1qzz5jyo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 03, 2014, 10:54:59 PM
its probably not that hard to find these girls if you follow me on instagram and if you don't know my instagram you shouldn't even be on slap cause i posted it in one of the main threads many times, they like my photos and i sometimes like theirs, so do your homework!

I don't need the approval of slap when it comes to girls. Maybe on how to get a good ice breaker on tinder but i made my own up and shared it with the class. If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on November 03, 2014, 11:02:05 PM
If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.
haha good on ya tobey, I'm always kinda bothered with my friends who are overly critical of a girl's looks as if they're in any position to judge.

I just set up my first tinder date.  She's asian and she wants to grab milk tea (how typical).  We might grab some doritos and watch some tv afterwards if all goes well...wish me luck dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 03, 2014, 11:03:51 PM
its probably not that hard to find these girls if you follow me on instagram and if you don't know my instagram you shouldn't even be on slap cause i posted it in one of the main threads many times, they like my photos and i sometimes like theirs, so do your homework!

I don't need the approval of slap when it comes to girls. Maybe on how to get a good ice breaker on tinder but i made my own up and shared it with the class. If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.



Still Waiting
(http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/6e3bfd60b940a5ed1213a2c5722f24c7/1910%20-%20royal_rumble%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wwf.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 04, 2014, 02:30:09 AM
my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on November 04, 2014, 06:14:04 AM
my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies




maybe try "youre so hot, if i went in raw id come out cooked."

probably wouldnt work either, but at least it gets her thinking about you fucking her raw which is kind of the end goal, right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on November 04, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies




maybe try "youre so hot, if i went in raw id come out cooked."

probably wouldnt work either, but at least it gets her thinking about you fucking her raw which is kind of the end goal, right?
:D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 04, 2014, 05:12:07 PM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?

lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

tobey is hopeless
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: perverted super otaku! on November 04, 2014, 05:53:09 PM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
Umm you have some Proof she is real and not some Polish dude right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on November 05, 2014, 08:42:58 AM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
Umm you have some Proof she is real and not some Polish dude right?
I really hope it's some Polish dude. But nah, various forms of social media and what not have led me to believe she's real.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on November 05, 2014, 08:58:33 AM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?

Go and bring your skateboard, at the very least you get a couple days in a new city with your best friend.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 06, 2014, 01:26:40 AM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?

Go and bring your skateboard, at the very least you get a couple days in a new city with your best friend.

that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on November 06, 2014, 02:21:14 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 06, 2014, 02:26:46 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.

YOU ARE WEIRD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on November 06, 2014, 02:34:40 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.

YOU ARE WEIRD
Yeah, duh, but that's not what I'm trying to get at here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 06, 2014, 03:38:32 PM
are you into casual sex? always remember that they're being validated and having a good time when you use their body, everybody wins if you can separate yourself from your pointless emotions
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 06, 2014, 07:36:34 PM
i would of still went.

just go and find a random girl at the bar and tell her your shitty little sob story and just end up fuckin her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 06, 2014, 10:48:00 PM
the 25 year old wants another round, probably because i rocked her world the first time. Its about 2 am and im drunk and i have class at 9 am and its going to take her at least 30 minutes to get here, but fuck it YOLO
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 06, 2014, 11:04:17 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.
Just try to make a good conversation carry on before jumping the gun and asking to hang out. But don't wait too long either, if a girl is on Tinder she most likely is looking to speed up the normal dating process. And maybe set the mile distance way lower like 10 miles away, so if you meet up and dont vibe, you can just cruise right home. Going on a distance trip to Canada to meet a Tinder girl that could possibly be wack seems outlandish.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on November 07, 2014, 07:31:14 AM
are you into casual sex? always remember that they're being validated and having a good time when you use their body, everybody wins if you can separate yourself from your pointless emotions

i have yet to see you post about your tinder escapades in this thread
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on November 16, 2014, 07:02:04 PM
Just got back from my first ever date off of Tinder. It went pretty well. We just got a coffee and hung out. We got along pretty well. The only thing I wasn't into was that she dresses a little wilder than I am usually into. I might just be grasping at straws or being a dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on November 16, 2014, 09:48:01 PM
In what sense? Is she rocking a white woman Jellabiya? Or is she on some red light tip?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:38:55 PM
this girl just sent me a picture of her ass, should i send a dick pic now?

i never have received these kind of photos before so i dont know what to do, if your going to respond to me please make it tonight cause i just don't want to send her a random dick picture tomorrow....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:40:29 PM
you know what fuck it dick pic is being taken now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on November 16, 2014, 11:42:15 PM
post the ass pic.
actually, post both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:44:14 PM
post the ass pic.
actually, post both.

FUCK i have to charge my phone it says the battery is to low to take pictures!!!!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tony Rave on November 17, 2014, 09:37:55 AM
Watch out for the thick brick tricks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 17, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on November 17, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
i can't even imagine me joining tinder despite the fact i'm alone for months...too much self aware paranoid...well played leetgeek, you're stronger than you think, man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on November 17, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
Defiantly dont start with "hey" or "whats up" because then you just seem like every other guy with nothing unique to say. use a more comical approach because realistically a lot of girls on tinder are just looking for casual flings. Winter is approaching, girls dont want to go out. "going over to watch a movie" has never been easier. Tis the season for thirst.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Radbloke on November 23, 2014, 08:18:56 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 24, 2014, 12:29:59 AM
get off tinder guys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on November 24, 2014, 03:31:52 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)

your buddy is way less funny than he thinks he is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: louie_bk on November 24, 2014, 04:15:05 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)

your buddy is way less funny than he thinks he is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on November 24, 2014, 04:31:10 PM
yea and also who the fuck answers a spam bot and then screencaps the answer? what the fuck is wrong with your friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on November 24, 2014, 09:46:38 PM
Does he still IM SmarterChild too?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on November 25, 2014, 12:32:22 PM
yea ur friend is dumb bro
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on November 25, 2014, 02:34:20 PM
what the fuck is wrong with your friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: rocketofftopic on November 25, 2014, 03:11:28 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)

wow seems like a nice girl and she was being straightforward, your friend blew it man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: g.i.s.m. on November 25, 2014, 05:29:53 PM
im really bummed on your friend right now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on November 25, 2014, 07:24:50 PM
Your friend has made me upset and also tired.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: raunchyrick on November 25, 2014, 07:43:07 PM
Really gotta start reading the "about me" sections...

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/ear24_/photo_zpsd89cf61c.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on November 25, 2014, 08:07:48 PM
Really gotta start reading the "about me" sections...

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/ear24_/photo_zpsd89cf61c.png)
Would've been a fun story to tell the kids one day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 08:30:23 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 26, 2014, 08:35:50 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on November 26, 2014, 08:39:46 AM
Tobey your story is exactly why tindr is a joke
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 26, 2014, 08:46:10 AM
Met a tinder chick and had a month long relationship. And ending it was so easy because we never had mutual friends or even similar hang out spots. She bought me a lot of meals too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 26, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
i don't know, what are you messenging these matches? Girls get hit up a lot, so saying "Yo what's up?" Is likely to get ignored. Say, "Yo I'm the world famous l33tg33k from slap forum, I'm hungry, take me out to eat".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 09:21:37 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons

shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 26, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
Post the pics then bud.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 26, 2014, 10:50:35 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons

shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body

That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on November 26, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons

shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body

That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.

The fact that she's even telling you about her upcoming date means she has wrote you off as a sex partner.  Talking every night to a girl who lives in a different city is a step in the wrong direction Tobey.  Genuine question, are you trying to fuck girls or find a girlfriend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 04:50:07 PM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons

shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body

That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.

The fact that she's even telling you about her upcoming date means she has wrote you off as a sex partner.  Talking every night to a girl who lives in a different city is a step in the wrong direction Tobey.  Genuine question, are you trying to fuck girls or find a girlfriend?

just have sex but they text me and i answer and the attention thing makes sense so im not going to give it to her anymore. I am not getting my hopes up for saturday night i have another girl that lives closer to me that i kind of been talking to so im not to upset like earlier.

Thanks guys, you all made sense and i needed to hear this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on November 26, 2014, 05:03:41 PM
^^^Heres a heart warming story. A girl I used to like in high school would do basically do to me whats happening to you, and it confused the hell out of me. One night I was on my way to a party that she was at (pretty much the only reason I was going) then I noticed I got a snapchat from her and its a clip she sent to everyone basically making out with some guy. So I said fuck it and turned around and went home (soft I know). On my way back I stopped at tims for a fat coffee to drown my sorrows, when all of a sudden I saw a girl in line with the same pair of reynold 3's on as me. I sparked up a convo and next thing you know Ive been dating her for a year, but the best part is the original girl is 22 and has a ugly ass kid named ocean. I am so fucking grateful for that one snapchat that at one point made me feel like shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on November 26, 2014, 05:12:52 PM
this is story has no moral but a girl did the same shit to me in grade 9, i told her i liked her and she messaged me one night saying how some guy just fingered her and left her house blah blah... i guess the moral of the story is that she was a bitch idk
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 07:02:04 PM
yea girls just suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 26, 2014, 07:58:27 PM
Tobey, you're going to have to post your best opening lines.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 11:52:58 PM
Tobey, you're going to have to post your best opening lines.

my line is "would you like to go on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix"

thats all i got

EDIT: leet your honestly seem like a nice guy and let me tewll you from a nice guy myself... NICE GUYS FINISH LAST, so be a douche thats what im going to start to do
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on November 27, 2014, 08:30:50 AM
So after messaging back and forth with this girl, she drops her number to me.
We had an exchange of texts on Sunday and she still hasn't responded.
Should I:
A) hit her up?
B) post pics?
C) drop it?
D) A mix of B and A or D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 27, 2014, 09:22:11 AM
So after messaging back and forth with this girl, she drops her number to me.
We had an exchange of texts on Sunday and she still hasn't responded.
Should I:
A) hit her up?
B) post pics?
C) drop it?
D) A mix of B and A or D


is she younger than you? i noticed that i can get a young girls number pretty easily but like what happens to you we text for a little than they just stop texting back. next time your drunk send a funny text to her cause thats how i get them respond but than we go back in to her not answering again. i honestly don't think its worth it just try to get matched up another girl
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 27, 2014, 10:39:37 PM
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages. The other i can take it or leave it. I killed the messages with the leasbian she said she wants to hang out just as friends and i said im fine with that and gave her my number and then said if you ever want to experiment with a guy i will be willing, she laughed then she went to bed.

Now the other girl i just have been asking about her day blah blah blah got her number and found out im almost a foot taller than her and i never been with a girl that much shorter than me (is it weird?) and i told her in my experience that short girls have great asses, havent gotten a text back......
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 27, 2014, 11:53:21 PM
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.

because ... you are also a lesbian ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 28, 2014, 06:36:04 AM
post them god damn pics.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 28, 2014, 10:39:26 PM
so i think i have a stalker....
i got matched up with this one girl like 3 or 4 months ago and we use to text each other a lot and we even skyped a few times but we kind of stopped talking a little. But she texted me really upset the other night cause if you follow me on instagram i posted a picture of a girl that i went to high school with ( yes i hooked up with her) on wednesday night cause i met up with her at a bar. We are just friends i hung out with her sister a lot so i knew her and her family since like middle school. Well the girl i got matched up with kept saying like fuck you or like you suck and just being a mess. I tried talking to her and saying im sorry but i shouldnt have to, me and this girl NEVER hung out. I never met her in real life and she was saying shit like i know your still on tinder talking to people. Like thats weird right? I dont owe her anything we never hung out and im a nice guy so im still saying im sorry to her and trying to get on her good side but honestly i think im just going to message her saying " hey we never hung out so i don't owe you anything, i can go out with a friend or hook up with another girl cause WE NEVER MET". But im a pussy and probably wont say that to her

edit: meant to say i hooked up with the girl i posted a picture with on instagram like 4 years ago but we are still friends, if anybody was confused with that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on November 28, 2014, 11:00:09 PM
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.

because ... you are also a lesbian ???


AHAHAHA this is fuckin funny!!! I dont know why i started dying of laughter when i read this ;D

The Girl in the Reynolds 3 story earlier was dope

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: kookboi on November 29, 2014, 08:34:28 AM
tinder fucking sucks if yuou live in huntsville alabama . All the girls here are the ugg wearing looking for mr right type of guys . There aint no love out here for a pimp dawg.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: raunchyrick on November 30, 2014, 03:37:58 PM
I got bored and started using pretty corny jokes, bitches love corny jokes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 02, 2014, 11:38:48 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 02, 2014, 11:54:41 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 

For the love of god Tobey, this is just becoming too painful to watch.  Here's what you do when you get a match...

Opening line -Hey if you were a french fry, what would you want to be dipped in?

Immediately you're set apart from all the "Hey, Hi, Hey there, How are you?, Want to fuck?" messages she gets a million times a day and you've got her thinking. 

You agree with whatever she says and add your own in.

Next line should be "Well I guess we should hangout and see what else we have in common."

If you don't have the number in the first 10 minutes and a date in the first 15 then move on. 

It's a numbers game, just spray and pray. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 12:13:20 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 03, 2014, 07:04:06 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too

It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 09:27:03 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too

It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.

Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 03, 2014, 09:50:39 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too

It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.

Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)

A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 03, 2014, 09:59:09 AM
^I agree with this.  In the real world you will gain the kind of confidence that gets you laid through experience.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 10:03:11 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too

It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.

Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)

A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.


i dont use the netflix line all the time, i mix it up a little bit. but thanks for saying im not out of her league i kind of just said that for some reason. Like i know i have a shot with her cause we got matched up, but i feel like going to try the douche bag route with her and see where i get but like i said in my first post i don't know how to do that, give me pointers!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on December 03, 2014, 10:21:45 AM
asking for advice and then arguing with everyone who tries and give it to you is solid douche bag behavior. I think you're set.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 03, 2014, 04:39:47 PM
asking for advice and then arguing with everyone who tries and give it to you is solid douche bag behavior. I think you're set.

I do suddenly feel compelled to have sex with you Tobey, maybe there's something to it. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 03, 2014, 04:57:23 PM
are you a lesbian too?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 05:07:56 PM
lol i wasn't trying to argue im going to use the french fry dipped line with her so hopefully that works
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 03, 2014, 05:41:20 PM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 03, 2014, 05:54:14 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 06:14:25 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key

yea but the problem is i hate ignoring people cause i get ignored so much by other people and i just hate it. But with this girl i have been talking to i never text her first which i think is a good start cause it makes her thinking about me and if she wants to talk she will text me but i haven't been starting the conversation and shes been texting almost every night so yea i think this one will be fun. The lame part, she doesnt come home from college for about 2 weeks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 04, 2014, 02:44:29 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key

yea but the problem is i hate ignoring people cause i get ignored so much by other people and i just hate it. But with this girl i have been talking to i never text her first which i think is a good start cause it makes her thinking about me and if she wants to talk she will text me but i haven't been starting the conversation and shes been texting almost every night so yea i think this one will be fun. The lame part, she doesnt come home from college for about 2 weeks

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO BEING FUNNY YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD KOOK
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 04, 2014, 02:45:23 PM
IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 04, 2014, 05:44:34 PM
I'm legit worried that tobeys underlying (and much discussed) anxiety issues combined with this strange series of pseudo interactions through Tinder might be having a negative effect.

It's never a good sign when people start to act aggressively when their advances are spurred, and I feel like this medium might be blurring your sense of how into you these girls might be and giving you an inflated sense of entitlement.

I'm not trying to be judgmental and I can see how it might be a posative thing for you and a way to circumvent some of your anxiety, which as far as I understand has more to do with being outside of your comfort zone than actually interacting with people, but you have to realize that is not what you are doing. You are in fact essentially playing a game, something you are trying to get good at to archive a goal. Color me cynical but I don't believe that healthy relationships are built that way.

Idk man just be mindful.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 04, 2014, 06:25:22 PM
A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.

Seriously. You know we've enjoyed your shenanigans, Tobey, but if you're getting stressed about the psychopaths and barely legals you've been posting about, it's time for a break. Tinder is for good stories, not happiness and fulfillment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 04, 2014, 06:47:59 PM
^ that is good advice, i mean i don't only talk to girls that are on tinder. I have been talking to this girl in my class but im pretty sure she has a boyfriend. But i think tinder is perfect because im not looking for a relationship, i mean if i was i wouldn't go be on tinder. I am just looking for girls to hang out with and if i hook up with them thats great but if i don't, i don't kick them out i just make the awkward situation the best as possible. You guys have to understand though none of my friends (or i think they are my friends) answer my texts or invite me to go out except for 2 of my friends, but they never really want to do anything. The only people that answer my texts and actually want to hang out with me is tinder girls, so for right now im just looking for people to hang out with and it might as well be girls from tinder because they at least want to hang out with me a little cause we get matched up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 04, 2014, 06:48:58 PM
protip: women are less intimidating once they are dead
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 04, 2014, 06:51:08 PM
pro skating has had gator, swindell and maybe some others but has there been a slap poster/murderer yet?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: colin on December 04, 2014, 07:04:12 PM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
Holy shit, dude, that's fucking funny, I mean, just the way you wrote it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on December 05, 2014, 07:07:08 AM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
The Beast may have been busy walking through middle Earth to drop that ring off at Mordoor, after that she'll message ya.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on December 05, 2014, 08:35:26 AM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 

Sometimes you don't have to be a douche. I was in a similar situation with this younger girl who played Volleyball. I thought she was so out of my league but she wasn't. I was just myself and pretty soon she and her friend came to Portland and spent the night. We made out when her friend went to sleep. A few weeks later I went to visit her and we hooked up that weekend. Pity nothing ever came of that girl but she was so out of my league. You got it in you to be amazing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 05, 2014, 09:58:07 AM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 05, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 05, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.


make sure its a newer iphone though. you dont want a broke ass 4s chick who cant even update to ios8.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 05, 2014, 12:38:53 PM
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.


make sure its a newer iphone though. you dont want a broke ass 4s chick who cant even update to ios8.
i'm not sure what that means but i concur. no scrubs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on December 05, 2014, 05:56:56 PM
youre a funny dude shark tits  ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 05, 2014, 06:29:34 PM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.

yea i was a huge pile last year but i got better, anxiety wise. I started back up school after a 3 year break, started drinking a lot less, lost about 50 pounds, started skating again after a 3 year break. So this year was a huge difference from last year but i still have some work to do so maybe i feel like every person is better than me because im basically taking freshman courses at college at the age of 22 and all my friends are way ahead of me in life, and the girls i meet on tinder are like that too. But being myself is letting people walk all over me, i take shit from girls and still want their approval i just want it to be the other way around you know? Even if i only hang out with them one night i just am nice and want them to like me but i honestly think i am too nice cause they reject me but i get over it. I don't fall in love with these girls, its just i had fun with them so i would like to hang out with them again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 05, 2014, 06:38:16 PM
I'm just pissed now. I'm starting to think race is an issue in this app too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 05, 2014, 06:52:44 PM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
I think that's the better of the two possible outcomes. You don't want that, dude.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on December 05, 2014, 07:01:20 PM
leetgeek bruh you need to just man up get drunk and get a hooker to get it over with. i know it sound played out but you puttin the pussy on a pedestal
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: frig deuce on December 05, 2014, 11:36:10 PM
I am dying right now...
(http://i.imgur.com/XT8BIlr.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 07, 2014, 08:26:29 PM
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on December 07, 2014, 08:39:38 PM
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.

tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 07, 2014, 08:43:41 PM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 07, 2014, 08:44:04 PM
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.

tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
I'm certainly giving a lot of effort. More than I ever have before. I would dearly like to fuck a bitch.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on December 08, 2014, 06:00:04 AM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Maybe it's code for something sexual.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on December 08, 2014, 09:40:13 AM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Maybe it's code for something sexual.

Even more wife material then don't you think?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 09, 2014, 05:46:11 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 09, 2014, 05:58:59 PM
I hate Tobey now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on December 09, 2014, 06:04:03 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Leave your ego at the door, dont argue with nature
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 09, 2014, 06:09:53 PM
I hate Tobey now.
you guys should go to war
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on December 09, 2014, 07:55:51 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???

'hi Deli you are looking deli-cious'
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on December 09, 2014, 09:22:51 PM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.

Thanks for posting this

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:34:12 PM
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:38:38 PM
Seriously of thinking deactivating timder cause if I cant fucking cum when having sex whats the fucking point of uaving this app??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on December 09, 2014, 11:44:44 PM
i love you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 09, 2014, 11:47:48 PM
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:51:07 PM
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life

Nice guy I didnt mind when you were sean pablo or lesbian cause you were kind of funny but now you just suckkkkk

Yeah im drunk right now and had a bad night so yeah lets fight hit me up on instagram if you aint a puss
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 12:18:34 AM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
No it's not. Girls that knit are fucking weird. If she drives a Volvo, run.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tay on December 10, 2014, 06:06:08 AM
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

You're being taken advantage of. Never stick your dick in crazy. Going dutch is a must especially on the first date, don't get used by a weewee grabbing money pit. Avoid catfishers. Stop treating women like their shit doesn't stink. You're setting yourself up for failure.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 10, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
Maybe she'll cook you breakfast in the morning. Maybe she'll die in her sleep. Either way, you made your choices man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 10, 2014, 08:27:59 AM
LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

Leet, ignore this.  You'll meet one soon just put yourself out there.  Once that first vag is said and done hopefully it will be like the curtain is pulled back, and all your sexual anxiety will start to dissipate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 08:30:09 AM
Damn, Tobey's about to get engaged.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 10, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
You're having trouble getting it up because you're not interested in the girl. A huge part of sex is mental: attraction, anticipation, and communication. You met her and you were already unhappy because you felt she'd misled you about her appearance. You attempted to power through for the sake of getting laid, but, surprise, your body didn't cooperate. That's because you didn't really want to have sex with her. It might seem miles away right now, but you're better off passing on sex until you meet someone you're really interested in: someone who accepts your quirks and wants more than a free dinner. Someone who's comfortable enough with who they are to be honest. If deleting Tinder gets you to build yourself up slowly instead of expecting a quick fix, then, do it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on December 10, 2014, 10:06:53 AM
^Nope. Just the anxiety meds.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on December 10, 2014, 02:32:35 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fookya on December 10, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 10, 2014, 04:46:22 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on December 10, 2014, 05:00:27 PM
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 

May the Schwartz be with you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 06:00:19 PM
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on December 10, 2014, 06:30:28 PM
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!

I went through a quick phase after a serious girlfriend where i had the issue getting it up with 2 girls. it was 100% mental. i was just not in the zone.

what did i do? i bought a few viagra off a buddy, got this slut to come over, drank a little and banged her for 3 days like a porn star. i've never had a problem getting it up again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on December 10, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news

I was on anti depressants for a few months.  I'm sure a lot of people are over prescribed and I wouldn't recommend them for everyone, but for me personally, they really helped me get out of a bad place. That along with therapy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 09:20:04 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news

I was on anti depressants for a few months.  I'm sure a lot of people are over prescribed and I wouldn't recommend them for everyone, but for me personally, they really helped me get out of a bad place. That along with therapy

Yea those pills helped me a lot this year, i couldn't leave my house like at all for about 3 years. When i changed medications i started getting comfortable leaving my house a little farther and farther each day. Now my mood just is better about life in general cause now i have hope. And the only side effect that i notice is i don't enjoy sex that much and im willing to give up sex for now if it means i can still take my meds cause like i said i literally didn't do anything from 2011-2013. I also do therapy to i have been going to the same doctor for that since i was 14 and im 22 now, talking to her is great cause i don't have really anyone to talk to during the week or ever, its just me and my dad during the week and we don't really talk.

I am living proof that some people needs meds and that they actually do something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 10, 2014, 09:30:02 PM
I don't know, man, only thing meds have done for me is make it hard to climax.

But seriously, meds along with therapy work well very many people and deciding what to put in your body should be between the patient and a well informed psychiatrist.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 09:41:22 PM
I don't know, man, only thing meds have done for me is make it hard to climax.

But seriously, meds along with therapy work well very many people and deciding what to put in your body should be between the patient and a well informed psychiatrist.

Are you still on prozac? I said this to you many times but i was on the same doseage as you for prozac and it made me worse. I went through at least 4 SSRI's since i was 18 in till i found the right one. Ask for a different medication or get a new doctor i had maybe 3 different psychiatrists since i started to have anxiety. There is a medication for you keep trying!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 10, 2014, 09:57:18 PM
tobey you dont understand im trying to help you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 10:49:45 PM
GOOD NEWS!! i know how to post my screen shots from my phone soooo yea this thread is about to get real

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10850429_10152399545862101_490195311_n.jpg?oh=5267f026752e35c3a8086a2722945fa6&oe=548B0D15&__gda__=1418469316_adb7be87b2ba0a647e5e8153d2240a36)

i think i swiped to get matched up with her also, i want a Jimi story
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 10, 2014, 10:57:07 PM
^^^ bun in the oven? :o
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 10:59:27 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 11:34:28 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 10, 2014, 11:38:26 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 11:39:09 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.

Yes but that place is the best
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 10, 2014, 11:48:22 PM
Tobey is rad, nuff said.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on December 11, 2014, 01:28:14 AM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 11, 2014, 01:44:31 AM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.
maybe that's the reason why your dog was barking "wawa, wawa", she wanted to come too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 11, 2014, 03:24:31 AM
i dont get it lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 11, 2014, 03:36:37 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 11, 2014, 03:47:49 AM
wawa
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140511041731/vampirediaries/images/a/a9/Dog-barking-o.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 06:35:05 AM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.

some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 06:55:52 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here

Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 11, 2014, 09:50:15 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here

Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 11, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.

so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround

Just because you show up doesn't mean you're obligated to do anything. Don't wind it up more than necessary. The reason I said so is because I've heard from many girls that they are bored with chatting on those apps. They'd rather meet up and see if there's chemistry.

So, yes, go for it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 11, 2014, 10:31:56 AM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways

HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.


never heard of wawa, but this shit is cracking me up.

is the girl youre referring to the pregnant girl in the photo you posted?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 11, 2014, 10:36:06 AM
some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches

Was the one you took that girl to and refused to buy breakfast a gas station?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 10:48:49 AM
some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches

Was the one you took that girl to and refused to buy breakfast a gas station?


"I knew that if she got a wrinkled hot dog, that would only enable her."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 11, 2014, 10:51:37 AM
I think it should be noted that you order sandwiches at Wawa's on a touch screen and don't actually talk to the person making the food.

how to order the perfect sandwich at wawa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-e0BwJY3wQ#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 11, 2014, 05:13:58 PM
How can you have such little respect for yourself and your dick Tobey?

Also, every Wawa I've ever seen has been a gas station and looked like this...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3652299528_88d8e13c55.jpg)

or this...

(http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/6shKA9edz02Ta4EMgUUf_g/l.jpg)

So at worst, a gas station sandwhich shop and maybe at best a Subway. 

You have quite a few standards that need raising Tobe.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 05:25:37 PM
^ i was really drunk and just wanted to fuck something, and the more i drank the more she got pretty
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 05:27:01 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways

HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.


never heard of wawa, but this shit is cracking me up.

is the girl youre referring to the pregnant girl in the photo you posted?

na i didnt even get matched up with the pregnant girl, i just thought it was funny she is on tinder and is pregnant

edit: i only said wawa is a deli because not that many people know what it is and you can get sandwiches made there and i even think you could get sliced cheese and meat from there at one time too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 12, 2014, 04:27:43 PM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 12, 2014, 05:21:41 PM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.

Lol im the worst at this app, i have been on it since like February and hung out with only 6 girls. Keep trying Leet, you only been on it for a short time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Henry Thomas Barnabe on December 12, 2014, 05:25:16 PM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.

just focus on leading a fun/interesting life. then come back to tindr and they'll flock
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on December 12, 2014, 08:50:41 PM
wAWA hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on December 13, 2014, 10:42:42 AM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.
yeah don't give up. Just maybe change up your photos if they haven't worked? Or up the mile diameter to like 10 or even 15. It's not too hard. Then again, I haven't met the hottest girls on tinder. Just average ones. Real life> tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 13, 2014, 02:07:43 PM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.

so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround

Just because you show up doesn't mean you're obligated to do anything. Don't wind it up more than necessary. The reason I said so is because I've heard from many girls that they are bored with chatting on those apps. They'd rather meet up and see if there's chemistry.

So, yes, go for it.

Thanks for  the advise! Damn I didn't know this shit was so easy!  I'm going 5/5  now  for the chicks I've met ;DD why I didn't use this during summer I've missed so much not using this!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Alan on December 13, 2014, 07:55:55 PM
^ i was really drunk and just wanted to fuck something, and the more i drank the more she got pretty

Good grief...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 01:58:59 AM
fuck you tobey i hate you so much
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 14, 2014, 11:20:46 AM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: captainfalcon69 on December 14, 2014, 01:03:38 PM
correct me if im wrong but it seems like you guys were missing alcohol? you win some you lose some, theres millions of other girls out there man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 14, 2014, 01:29:46 PM
correct me if im wrong but it seems like you guys were missing alcohol? you win some you lose some, theres millions of other girls out there man.
Correct. She's really cool though, just seems like a tough egg to crack if you follow me. We definitely have some similar interests, viewpoints, etc., so it would be tight if something worked out. Like there were times when we would be laughing and having real conversations and the next moment it would be really weird and silent. Maybe I'm getting there? Who knows. I don't even know if it's worth it either.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on December 14, 2014, 02:10:50 PM
It's worth it for sure. She seems really cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 06:57:49 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24400-Seinfeld-thats-enough-gif-nHrW.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 06:59:33 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

u should show this to a psychiatrist, if this is real you are seriously insane
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Ikea Desk on December 14, 2014, 09:48:26 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
when you lose, never lose the lesson
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 14, 2014, 10:09:30 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
whassa matta you. hash slasher? i thought we agreed you don't make a move w/out me. i can be a plant at freud ledges and you borrow my board to impress the bird all 'extemporaneous' instead of contrived nad carrying your own board in order to impress her. she'll see right through that and consider you linus.
or you could play 'johnny don't be a hero' and i'll be causing commotion at tedeschi's and you come to her rescue. i'll let you punch me, for love. gimme a shot.
or if it's going bad you can tag me in like 'substitution' and i'll take her off your hands unless it's just uncomfortable silences you need help w/. i can carry the conversation. we're gonna get you laid pal but ya hafta let me help you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 14, 2014, 10:17:13 PM
What i have been noticing about the girls on tinder, is that they are attracted to skateboarders. I have had a couple asking me to teach them how to ride a skateboard. The ones i told about that i skateboard find it so hot and they always like my instagram videos of me skateboarding. So my suggestion is throw out to them that you skateboard, it honestly couldn't hurt
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 10:46:02 PM
What i have been noticing about the girls on tinder, is that they are attracted to skateboarders. I have had a couple asking me to teach them how to ride a skateboard. The ones i told about that i skateboard find it so hot and they always like my instagram videos of me skateboarding. So my suggestion is throw out to them that you skateboard, it honestly couldn't hurt

how come the things that make us happy make us sad?? its not fair
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodBurger on December 15, 2014, 02:28:12 AM
today i cam across a catfishing profile using one of my ex's photos for the scheme. i immediately swiped right and we matched! whoever was running it sucked at it though... wouldn't give me a phone number, snap chat, anything that made them seem like a real human... finally called them out and they unmatched immediately otherwise i'd post the convo. deleted the app after that but in a week i'll prolly be over it and bored again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 15, 2014, 07:21:01 AM
how come the things that make us happy make us sad?? its not fair

your little quips are so funny, thx for being u
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 15, 2014, 08:51:42 AM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

One thing I've picked up is the value of being assertive. The first thing I notice is that you immediately felt uncomfortable but never did anything about it. Why let a bad vibe linger? There's a way to be direct without being rude. If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time? Breaking out of a dry spell is about more than handling individual situations well. It's creating a general atmosphere around you. Don't eat something just because it's being served. Know your boundaries and express yourself when people step over the line. It's not like you had a chance with this girl anyway, so why would you be worried what she thinks of you? Just be polite and leave.

And for fuck's sake, don't be that guy who apologizes for everything. Girls hate that guy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 15, 2014, 06:30:15 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time?
I missed the last train of the night. Don't think I wanted to stay. I should've just hung out in South Station all night. Might've seen some interesting stuff go down. Also shark tits: Yr the best XOXO
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 16, 2014, 07:14:58 AM
I missed the last train of the night. Don't think I wanted to stay. I should've just hung out in South Station all night. Might've seen some interesting stuff go down. Also shark tits: Yr the best XOXO

Sure, but you could've left sooner. If neither of you are having fun, pull the plug.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on December 17, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

One thing I've picked up is the value of being assertive. The first thing I notice is that you immediately felt uncomfortable but never did anything about it. Why let a bad vibe linger? There's a way to be direct without being rude. If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time? Breaking out of a dry spell is about more than handling individual situations well. It's creating a general atmosphere around you. Don't eat something just because it's being served. Know your boundaries and express yourself when people step over the line. It's not like you had a chance with this girl anyway, so why would you be worried what she thinks of you? Just be polite and leave.

And for fuck's sake, don't be that guy who apologizes for everything. Girls hate that guy.

this.   hopefully you're not Canadian
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 18, 2014, 08:29:34 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 08:39:58 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 18, 2014, 08:52:55 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me

I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 09:28:44 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me

I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 18, 2014, 10:20:11 PM
What would James Franco do? Amiright?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 11:07:09 PM
What would James Franco do? Amiright?

if he was in the states in the USA were the legal limit was 17 he would probably smash, but i am in PA where the legal limit is 18. i just messaged her asking her when she turns 18
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 18, 2014, 11:22:57 PM
Tobey, you are a living legend dude.

My friend/co-worker just signed up. We work in an office and from 5-6pm when all of the people leave we start our overtime shift, he brings out his phone and I gotta say Tinder is insanely entertaining.

He's getting a lot of prostitute solicitation though. I keep telling him to "like" gothic chicks, I was surprised to see so many in our area.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 18, 2014, 11:44:59 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me

I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
God damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 19, 2014, 01:35:10 AM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me

I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
God damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.
Yeah you're killing it.  I'd probably smash a longboarder if she was cute haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 06:34:19 AM
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jumping Beans on December 19, 2014, 01:27:01 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.

I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 19, 2014, 01:28:38 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.

I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).

put it in a private facebook album  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 19, 2014, 01:45:31 PM
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess


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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 19, 2014, 04:35:05 PM

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me


Ever thought you might just be gay?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 05:35:34 PM
^ Yea i thought of that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: j....soy..... on December 19, 2014, 05:45:41 PM
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess


(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTO-LdgTFd_osr8Nr369rpXqkIhR2PPCyh0d1jCrLDr6r5fGgJNfQ)

You should consider headgear.....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 19, 2014, 05:56:36 PM
I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).

Haha! I'm not telling you to stay off of there, just that there's nothing about Tinder, OKCupid, or whatever that's going to magically change your results. No matter how you interact with women, in the end, they'll figure out who you are. You've got to be cool with yourself before anyone will be cool with you.

Ever thought you might just be gay?

I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
Ever thought you might just be gay?

I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.

I think im just not a one night stand guy, i think i need to actually like them and care about them before having sex with them. But yea you never know i could be gay
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 19, 2014, 06:43:06 PM
Ever thought you might just be gay?

I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.

I think im just not a one night stand guy, i think i need to actually like them and care about them before having sex with them. But yea you never know i could be gay

 Yup, gay.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 19, 2014, 10:03:44 PM
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 10:21:19 PM
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?

Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on December 19, 2014, 11:24:54 PM
thats fucked up tobey, if i was gay like you i'd pick someone way better than jason bateman.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 11:34:01 PM
thats fucked up tobey, if i was gay like you i'd pick someone way better than jason bateman.

Jason Bateman is GOAT
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 19, 2014, 11:54:39 PM
I see you've changed your instagram name...

ps,
Fuck you Tobey for never liking my shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 20, 2014, 12:11:23 AM
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?

Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat

for real or are you dodging the question
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:24:45 AM
I see you've changed your instagram name...

ps,
Fuck you Tobey for never liking my shit.

lol i liked some of your photos! I liked the one you posted 5 weeks ago

tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?

Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat

for real or are you dodging the question

WOULD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:34:28 AM
some girl on tinder thought i was legit gay because i added her on the facebook and my facebook got hacked like years ago and for my place at work it says im a dick sucker at some strip club, i just never changed it. But also my friend that came out of the closet this year tags me in to a bunch of gay bars that he goes to. So the girl asked me like all seriously saying like " i don't mean to sound weird anything and i understand if you don't answer this question but are you gay?"

i just laughed, i should of said yes cause that girl is the fucking worst now. Its the stalker that i posted a few pages back

edit: also i told the girl that i have been talking to for a little that i met on tinder and last night i was drunk and i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 20, 2014, 12:49:20 AM
share the pic, duuude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:52:11 AM
share the pic, duuude


na this girls nice BUT remember that 18 year old girl that fucked me over and sent a bunch of pictures? MAYBE the next time im drunk ill try to find my old phone charger (i got a new phone and her pictures arent on this one) and post them cause seriously fuck that girl
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 20, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
Can we get a mod to change this thread to "mackin ass Tobey's poon stories?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 20, 2014, 01:01:20 AM
share the pic, duuude


na this girls nice BUT remember that 18 year old girl that fucked me over and sent a bunch of pictures? MAYBE the next time im drunk ill try to find my old phone charger (i got a new phone and her pictures arent on this one) and post them cause seriously fuck that girl
so we'll just wait for it...
(http://www.tenebrousmagazine.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/skeleton-computer.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 01:09:02 AM
i honestly will probably do like what thrasher did for torey's plan b part, post the pictures for 24 hours than delete them from slap. So hopefully whatever night i get drunk you will be on slap and see it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 20, 2014, 02:12:33 AM
i honestly will probably do like what thrasher did for torey's plan b part, post the pictures for 24 hours than delete them from slap. So hopefully whatever night i get drunk you will be on slap and see it

fuck you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: king_in_the_north on December 20, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
The Office - Where is the Clitoris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K333roZMcPA#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 20, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
edit: also i told the girl that i have been talking to for a little that i met on tinder and last night i was drunk and i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job

Yep, most of sex is mental.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 20, 2014, 11:13:42 AM
i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job

don't tell girls that.

i dunno man I think you might be gay, you should fuck a dude and see if you like it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 21, 2014, 12:06:12 AM
just to let you guys know i jerked off a lot the past 2 years. This year the total times i haven't jerked off is less than 30 days, the longest i went straight with out jerking off is 2 days. I jerk off every day at the same time. It helps me with my anxiety at night and with my meds its just perfect. I am going to try to only jerk off at most 3 times a week, i mean im a young kid who stays up till 4 am every night and jerking off is just fun. Ill let you know if this fixes the problem
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on December 21, 2014, 12:37:11 AM
^ hmmm.....have you ever just considered poundin some man ass instead?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 21, 2014, 12:46:10 AM
just to let you guys know i jerked off a lot the past 2 years. This year the total times i haven't jerked off is less than 30 days, the longest i went straight with out jerking off is 2 days. I jerk off every day at the same time. It helps me with my anxiety at night and with my meds its just perfect. I am going to try to only jerk off at most 3 times a week, i mean im a young kid who stays up till 4 am every night and jerking off is just fun. Ill let you know if this fixes the problem

Around two years ago, I went to a urologist for testicle pain, I was worried man. The doctors office was on the 6th floor of this fancy medical building. The doctor enters the room and he's in a real hurry it seemed. I told him that I was feeling some pain in my left testicle and without any hesitation, he says "alright, drop trou" just like that. I was like okay. So I pulled down my pants and before I knew it he had his hand on my balls. After a good 30-40 seconds of felling around my sack, he says "nothing to worry about, just masturbate regularly", that was it. My dad then called me when it was over, I told him what the urologist suggested and I thought my dad hung up on me but instead he was laughing so hard he couldn't make a sound.

Oh, and I for sure took his advice seriously even though I had a girlfriend at the time.

Yeah, so it's all good. Although, the fact that you jerk off at the same time everyday is a case of OCD. Stop staying up so late and get some sleep and eat healthy, no preservatives. Mind, body and soul, get those right and you're good.

(http://i.imgur.com/UIA6g.gif)

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 21, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
This is seriously how I'm starting to feel about Tobey. Just replace Pitbull with his name, "pop star" with teenage heartthrob".

http://youtu.be/AHGN7Q7fKlA (http://youtu.be/AHGN7Q7fKlA)

The mind boggles.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 22, 2014, 10:45:38 PM
i was pissed tonight

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 22, 2014, 11:14:12 PM
i was pissed tonight

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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 22, 2014, 11:19:04 PM
i was pissed tonight

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10859540_10152423563832101_1539088259_n.jpg?oh=44cf25486e2f02444ff6ee4b7391c339&oe=549AB2CF&__gda__=1419426786_a2e9e94d812881c5e85fca9815961686)
keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.


yeah..... that wasn't really a creepy text i just called her on her shit cause she unmatched me pretty soon after that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on December 22, 2014, 11:31:39 PM
good for her, maybe she isnt ready yet and wants to talk to some future serial killers f0r her own reasons
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 23, 2014, 12:14:29 AM
Time to get drunk and to post some pics !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on December 23, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
Time to get drunk and to post some pics !


...how bouts them pics?!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 06:48:30 AM
^can't find my old phone charger but I'm looking!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
i was pissed tonight

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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.


yeah..... that wasn't really a creepy text i just called her on her shit cause she unmatched me pretty soon after that

You didn't "call her out" on anything, you took a girl who was probably already on the fence about meeting strangers and pushed her as hard as you could away from you. 

Girls say shit like that to test you and you failed hard.  You have to be that interesting conversationalist she's referring to if you expect her to want to meet up. 

Also probably not a good look calling the guys she matches with creeps since you were one of them. 

I just don't think you're going to find what you're looking for on Tinder Tobey, and this thread just gets more depressing by the day.  It might be time for a Plenty of Fish or OKCupid account and I think you should probably do some internet research on how to talk to people, not even all that seduction bullshit, just how to have a normal conversation, because you're not going to get that advice here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 07:22:56 AM
^she told me she had a boyfriend....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 07:27:20 AM
^she told me she had a boyfriend....

Well that would have been pertinent information from the get-go don't you think?

Probably the most common lie for a girl to tell in order to fend off an approacher. 

Maybe she was on Tinder looking for some side dick, who knows? But you've made it clear that's not what you want.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 07:33:41 AM
^she told me she had a boyfriend....

Well that would have been pertinent information from the get-go don't you think?

Probably the most common lie for a girl to tell in order to fend off an approacher. 

Maybe she was on Tinder looking for some side dick, who knows? But you've made it clear that's not what you want.



i went to the doctors yesterday and he said to take half my meds if i plan on having sex that night so im going to do that cause in all honestly one night stands are pretty fun and i said before im not looking for a relationship many times in this thread i just had some thoughts since the last girl that MAYBE im not a one night stand guy and that maybe i need to actually care for someone. But lets see if this happens cause im suppose to hang out with a girl during winter break and shes kind of cute so yeah im goign to take half of my meds and see where that takes cause when i dropped down on my medication like a couple days before the 25 year old the sex was great
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 23, 2014, 08:56:41 AM
i was pissed tonight

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10859540_10152423563832101_1539088259_n.jpg?oh=44cf25486e2f02444ff6ee4b7391c339&oe=549AB2CF&__gda__=1419426786_a2e9e94d812881c5e85fca9815961686)
keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.


Seriously... tone it the fuck down. You come off bad in that. Not her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 23, 2014, 09:34:34 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.

Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 09:55:01 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.

Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder


As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 10:09:45 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.

Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder


As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first. 


Yea that's kind of my problem especially with younger girls cause they never add on to the conversation. So i guess i could just unmatch them as soon as they stop talking to me instead of just keep asking them questions to try to keep the conversation going. I am a great guy and if they don't want to get to know me, well FUCK EM
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thecooldude498 on December 23, 2014, 10:21:42 AM
lol @ all you neerds who can't find a girl. all you have to do to get a chick is go up to m'lady and tip your fedora. let her know how beautiful she is and that you are a gentleman. then put your hand on the back of her head and lean in for a kiss
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 23, 2014, 11:36:06 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time OUT IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD.

Also like I said you should seriously consider that you might be gay.  Hop up on Grindr I guess?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 23, 2014, 01:09:44 PM
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 23, 2014, 04:31:39 PM
She dont seem like the type to just casually hook up with people anyway, sooner or later you'll be thankful you didn't waste your time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 23, 2014, 05:48:48 PM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

DUDE ITS NOT TINDER ITS TOBEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE BREAKS FROM BEING YOURSELF OTHERWISE YOU END UP A PATHETIC EXTRACT WHICH YOU CLEARLY ARE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 23, 2014, 05:59:18 PM
jeez that was a bit rough, sorry your not that bad just oblivious, Merry Christmasssss :)))
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on December 23, 2014, 10:14:04 PM
in the event that anyone is in the market...
(http://images.craigslist.org/01717_fjamsEMJsuP_600x450.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/00R0R_ihjVTffxVx3_600x450.jpg)


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/4812127549.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/4812127549.html)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on December 23, 2014, 10:33:09 PM
Tinder at Christmas, ouch..

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 11:59:09 PM
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.

yea if you read my other post in this thread i got a new phone but i found the phone charger BUT GUESS WHAT???

im DM the picture to the slap pals that follow me on instagram cause i like them and they tolerateme and plus they don't fucking annoy me everytime i post in this thread so, Will, Nallid, GAY (you will probably will be bummed), BraveUlysses, TFUCKINA, and InternetDaddy expect an early Christmas present from me

edit: Also PAWL
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 24, 2014, 12:16:04 AM
you forgot me ! pm dude !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 24, 2014, 08:10:56 AM
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.

yea if you read my other post in this thread i got a new phone but i found the phone charger BUT GUESS WHAT???

im DM the picture to the slap pals that follow me on instagram cause i like them and they tolerateme and plus they don't fucking annoy me everytime i post in this thread so, Will, Nallid, GAY (you will probably will be bummed), BraveUlysses, TFUCKINA, and InternetDaddy expect an early Christmas present from me

edit: Also PAWL

Aw shucks, am I annoying you tobey? Darn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 24, 2014, 12:26:28 PM
You know I follow you right bruh? Radicalsabical
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 24, 2014, 03:54:17 PM
i don't have instagram but i been gnarring you every day since i turned pro [uh, i mean PAL] so i think it would be downright cordial if you share any pictures w/ me too
<3 shark tits
otherwise what? you've just been using me for gnars and never had any intentions of sharing pics w/ me? what, to boost your self esteem at my expense? that's why you're gonna die alone!
joking, i was trying to illustrate how your post to the woman came across even if she deserved it or whatever, sarcasm and condescension is the grown up way of hurting feelings.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:30:41 PM
You know I follow you right bruh? Radicalsabical

thats you? okay you get a photo!

i don't have instagram but i been gnarring you every day since i turned pro [uh, i mean PAL] so i think it would be downright cordial if you share any pictures w/ me too
<3 shark tits
otherwise what? you've just been using me for gnars and never had any intentions of sharing pics w/ me? what, to boost your self esteem at my expense? that's why you're gonna die alone!
joking, i was trying to illustrate how your post to the woman came across even if she deserved it or whatever, sarcasm and condescension is the grown up way of hurting feelings.

Pm your name ill send it to you on facebook shark tits
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:39:20 PM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 24, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:59:40 PM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 25, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
Every time I come into this thread I think that tobey is just a very elaborate troll and no one has caught on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 25, 2014, 11:17:18 AM
As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first.

This. This this this. This is the real shit. Getting annoyed when a girl does something is completely understandable. Losing control and reacting is where you drop the ball. Relax. If it helps to force yourself to wait a fixed amount of time before you reply, then do that. And if waiting means you pass an opportunity, so what? There will be others. Missing out because you took your time is far better than sticking your foot in your mouth.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 25, 2014, 11:29:08 AM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office
don't fuck up my fantasy tobey! in my world view everyone is their avatar.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 25, 2014, 11:59:07 AM
my avatar perfectly represents me, the snake, trying to watch these pussy pics...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamfordie on December 25, 2014, 02:16:27 PM
I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thecooldude498 on December 25, 2014, 02:50:42 PM
I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.

lol they can't even afford iphones how are they going to be on tinder

look go to the nearest home depot and you will find them waiting outside
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 26, 2014, 12:46:28 AM
keep on trap
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 27, 2014, 08:41:50 PM
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 27, 2014, 11:52:35 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 28, 2014, 12:20:32 AM
ummmm i have been getting hard all week?

SOMEONE'S JUST MAD CAUSE I AM NOT LETTING THEM SEE THE PICTURE OF THAT 18 YEAR OLD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 28, 2014, 03:23:50 AM
yeah man, these tinder match pictures are a hot commodity.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 28, 2014, 05:48:00 AM
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent


(http://media.giphy.com/media/EHwwPumd2xaN2/giphy.gif)
I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 28, 2014, 01:59:16 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER


(https://lh4.ggpht.com/Zn-k67xGT2H5HQhBtgAXLJeKQGofXdGjK0FChPrwXfsGNyJO0gI3o1mJfbxmqKeEzBQG=w300)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 28, 2014, 06:37:02 PM
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent


(http://media.giphy.com/media/EHwwPumd2xaN2/giphy.gif)
I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 
^What he said^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 28, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
Maybe I should hate you for this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 28, 2014, 07:14:33 PM
wait, tobey's posts are serious? ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 28, 2014, 07:32:30 PM
wait, tobey's posts are serious? ;D

deadly serious, the boy is fucked up, such a mess.............. i guess we can support him though :(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 28, 2014, 07:58:08 PM
The only reason i would call her out cause she seems to be doing the exact same thing as the 18 year old and if she backs out on Tuesday night the night i plan on taking half of my meds i am going to go through horrible withdraw and i don't want to go through that cause it sucks. So yea if she backs out again im going to be pissed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 28, 2014, 07:59:51 PM
try focusing when you masturbate and see how long you can last (use lube and watch POV doggystyle if you wanna do it right)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Everett425 on December 28, 2014, 11:32:26 PM
I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: chuck d on December 29, 2014, 06:50:17 PM
When Tobey takes only half his meds.  Granted, he makes good points, we should all be depressed.
The Newsroom - EPA report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN5OLs_vzY4#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 29, 2014, 07:05:08 PM
I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.

Yeah I think it's time to chill Tobey. If you do anything besides just stop talking to the girl, you're ankle deep into Corey Feldman portraying you as the bad guy in a Lifetime movie.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on December 29, 2014, 07:25:32 PM
Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on December 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.

You could start him an awkward non-sexual experiences thread, but think about justice. These posts may be some poor girl's family's only hope of linking her assailant to the crime.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 30, 2014, 12:11:47 AM
Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and  I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.

Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 02:37:54 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10872626_10152437640947101_1133636138_n.jpg?oh=8fca214a9aa348308fda51c4f00e9513&oe=54A4C06B&__gda__=1420079238_8056d47c4b57947ad895632a22b0b63b)

redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 11:59:03 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10872626_10152437640947101_1133636138_n.jpg?oh=8fca214a9aa348308fda51c4f00e9513&oe=54A4C06B&__gda__=1420079238_8056d47c4b57947ad895632a22b0b63b)

redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick
There's no redemption you nut ball. You're being a creep and you should stop being a creep.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 12:52:24 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 01:11:08 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 01:16:38 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.

Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 01:42:50 PM
you are shifting the responsibility, it's their problem not yours
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on December 30, 2014, 01:49:40 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.

Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"

Tobey, the problem is that you somehow think these girls should give a fuck about you. you're coming off as entitled and any little form of disinterest or flaking from these girls makes you catch feelings. you easily get hurt and want to lash out at them like they somehow owe you something. just take it easy and don't take Tinder girls so seriously/to heart.

well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love

this is pretty big, man. if you're actually looking for a real relationship with someone, maybe Tinder is not the place for you. i think you have these expectations of somehow finding a genuine love/connection online and i think you're only setting yourself up for failure. most of these girls probably just want to hook up, so don't be a dick to them when they blow you off or whatever.

(and Tobey, a creep can be many things: an asshole, a stalker, a weirdo, an obnoxious perv, a desperate loser, etc.)

let urban dictionary help you out here.

creep

1950's word used by women to describe an undesirable man.

"He is such a creep. Who would want to go out with him?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creep (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creep)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice weather on December 30, 2014, 02:28:33 PM
Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and  I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.

Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
it's not for everyone and I assume by now tinder's only gotten harder. If you feel worse using it than without it, get rid of it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 30, 2014, 03:09:19 PM
Is it just me or is tinder full of girls with guy's names? Maybe thats why they use it cause they have a hard time finding a guy who wants to be with a girl named Connor
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 30, 2014, 03:11:05 PM
Tobey, if you put some girl on blast that doesn't give a shit in the first place, you're just solidifying her dominance over you. Just take the loss. By ignoring it you're telling her she didn't mean shit anyway. That other girls cute though, I don't know why she's be interested in you  8) besides that you both like Elf...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 03:26:41 PM
Nallid and Smokecrack speak truth
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 05:38:57 PM
Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?

Don't worry about it. I don't think there's much point in picking apart those situations super heavy. You didn't do anything weird. You're just in a strange spot...years and years out of the game, and now you're back. It'll take time to get in rhythm. I think of Tinder like a big crowded bar. You strike up a conversation with a woman, and most of the time it goes nowhere. No need to take it personally, just move on and keep trying.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 05:41:08 PM
Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?

Don't worry about it. I don't think there's much point in picking apart those situations super heavy. You didn't do anything weird. You're just in a strange spot...years and years out of the game, and now you're back. It'll take time to get in rhythm. I think of Tinder like a big crowded bar. You strike up a conversation with a woman, and most of the time it goes nowhere. No need to take it personally, just move on and keep trying.

It'll take time to get in rhythm.

rhythm.

rhythm
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 05:47:03 PM
Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"

Nallid and Smokecrack have the right idea. If anger is your most accessible emotion, you're not in the right mental place. Tinder is supposed to be fun. If it's pissing you off, you're doing it wrong. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself, but you're picking fights. And what do you get out of it? Nothing. You know what would be more effective? Deleting the number of a girl who blows you off, and saying nothing. Why let her see you sweat? Keeping control of your behavior is so, so important.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sports on December 30, 2014, 05:55:21 PM
stumbled into this depressing ass thread. whoops...
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 06:01:11 PM
Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"

Nallid and Smokecrack have the right idea. If anger is your most accessible emotion, you're not in the right mental place. Tinder is supposed to be fun. If it's pissing you off, you're doing it wrong. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself, but you're picking fights. And what do you get out of it? Nothing. You know what would be more effective? Deleting the number of a girl who blows you off, and saying nothing. Why let her see you sweat? Keeping control of your behavior is so, so important.

THIS, 'maintaining' control

it's not easy, but you have to do it otherwise i'll be waiting for you in the bushes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 30, 2014, 06:23:25 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
You don't see anything creepy about sharing pictures of a girl you shared a brief text conversation with on the internet? Or demanding attention from a girl who clearly isn't particularly interested? A misunderstanding and crossing of those boundaries is creepy behavior. I say this as a dude who's dealt with plenty of rejection. Sure it sucks but she doesn't owe you shit so leave her alone and move on.

In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 06:40:40 PM
In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.

Oh man, I know these feels. You have to start somewhere. If it ends up being a crappy date, just look at it as a chance to practice conversation and being engaging.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 07:24:26 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.



"THANK YOU,  yeah blah blah blah i think yeah, everyone is pretty good with advice and stuff but i hate being ignored......"
........a few seconds is better than nothing I guess ??? It's like the advice about attitude and approach slipped away but the end of the paragraph lolllll pretty sure girls love that kind of thing :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 07:30:08 PM
^ How come you never hit me up on instagram?

edit: I also sent her that text way earlier today i didn't send it right at this moment so it was already to late and i just woke up and read everyone's responses
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 30, 2014, 07:45:00 PM
Anybody have a girl that's blogging in the "_moments" feature.haha this chicks always blabbing and posting her trribble art.she's soon annoying yet its slightly entertaining
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 30, 2014, 08:38:49 PM
In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.

Oh man, I know these feels. You have to start somewhere. If it ends up being a crappy date, just look at it as a chance to practice conversation and being engaging.

Oh for sure. Just taking a dip because it's been a minute since I've had a relationship and/or entered the bone zone so figured some company/chat won't hurt. And I'm being cynical; she's far from bad looking. Just not quite as good looking as she suggests she is on the internet.

Good to have you back and in your element, n0torious.

Anybody have a girl that's blogging in the "_moments" feature.haha this chicks always blabbing and posting her trribble art.she's soon annoying yet its slightly entertaining

Stuff like that is my favorite part about Tinder. I found a girl whose first line of her about me paragraph is "Dude, I'm fricken crazy." And at least two girls whose pictures are from their wedding day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on December 30, 2014, 11:18:24 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.


(http://itsthecrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wawa.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 11:24:46 PM
^ i wish my wawa's sold beer
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 31, 2014, 06:06:27 AM
Tobey, I understand wanting to say something to a girl that's given you the runaround. I've wanted the last word, and I still do. But your choices have to be about what you can accomplish. Doing that just lets a woman know that she got under your skin. If the urge to talk back is that bad, write down what you'd say and throw it in the trash. The Tobey who has a way with the ladies is much too busy to worry about a flaky person on Tinder. Be that Tobey.

Good to have you back and in your element, n0torious.

Good to be back!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 31, 2014, 09:01:22 AM
i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.

What is your expected response when you tell a girl you're going to delete her number?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on December 31, 2014, 11:22:06 AM
How I imagine Tobey
(http://blogs.which.co.uk/technology/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/four-reasons-to-be-angry-at-your-mobile-provider1.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 31, 2014, 11:34:30 AM
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just retarded though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on December 31, 2014, 11:40:29 AM
Let's get some relief from the depressing shit in here and i'll focus on my only 3 good interactions on Tinder (i've been on there for quite some time, very picky, high standards though I probably shouldn't).

1. First time meeting a lady on Tinder I was lucky enough that she knew my favorite bar and was down to go on a weekday night and just get drinks. We chat, she ends up being about as cute as her pics but she was super odd. And that's ok. We end up getting nice and buzzed and she really wants to show off her car which was a small Mercedes of some sort. We hop in and she drives me home which is in the neighborhood. We talked about walking but it was raining and that was just another excuse to show me her cute car. We get to my place and she comes in, we make out, it was lackluster, she leaves. Never speak to her again. I'll give it a  6/10 for what i'd hope from a tinder date.

2. I should probably finish with this since it's the most entertaining but i'll keep it chronologically ordered.. This girl was smoking hot and had an even more attractive girl in almost all her photos. We match and she tells me she's from my hometown and she's visiting her girlfriend. They are only 20 and want to party. I happen to be going to a house party that night and after checking out the vibes there I decide to message them and invite. Everyone at the party kinda goes for it but the girls are being cool and stick around me. I pawn the other off on my friend, and we end up cabbing back to my house. This actually goes way too well back at the house and I wake up psyched that Tinder killed it for me. The next day, my friends at the party start apparently talking to the boys and figure out who these girls are. Apparently they go hard on Tinder. Too hard. Usually they want a threesome. I unfortunately had no idea about this. Bummed. But still a damn good rip. Doc says i'm clear too so this one, 9/10.

3. This was real recent, met this girl who just moved near my town & she works at a Vans store now so when we matched we kinda talked shop which was annoying but also kinda nice to instantly connect with someone random like that. She is super cute but I could tell I had the upper hand in this which is always a good feeling so I dictate the night and take her places I know my friends won't be in case it turns out she's not as pictured. We hit it off and she's trying to hold my hand by the end of the night walking home and what not. She ends up being a bit of a freak in the sheets which was nice and we wake up and play around some more. She drove over the night before so she takes off in her car that morning and texts me a few times thanking me for the night. I stayed silent on my end thinking "hey this tinder chick might actually be worthy of talking to so i'll be patient." She ends up texting me later about how she never does "that" and is mad at herself and can't imagine looking me in the eyes ever again. WTF? Girls are fucking weird, especially ones you meet on the internet. But all in all for time spent and not having to waste time afterward, this one gets a 10/10.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 31, 2014, 03:58:02 PM
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just retarded though.

Just keep at it bud, you'll crack that egg and then I swear things will be at least a little more clear.

tobey, the fact that you will barely acknowledge that I keep saying you're gay, other than saucy Jason Bateman jokes, makes me really really really believe you're a homosexual even more.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 04:52:07 PM
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just retarded though.

Just keep at it bud, you'll crack that egg and then I swear things will be at least a little more clear.

tobey, the fact that you will barely acknowledge that I keep saying you're gay, other than saucy Jason Bateman jokes, makes me really really really believe you're a homosexual even more.



if im gay, cool i dont care
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 31, 2014, 05:03:37 PM
if im gay, cool i dont care

Me neither I'm just sayin like, you know, you could stop trying to fuck girls only for your dick to go soft and be true to yourself n shit.  Find your Jason Bateman.  I bet you could take a dude to Wawas and he wouldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 05:17:28 PM
if im gay, cool i dont care

Me neither I'm just sayin like, you know, you could stop trying to fuck girls only for your dick to go soft and be true to yourself n shit.  Find your Jason Bateman.  I bet you could take a dude to Wawas and he wouldn't give a shit.

My dick has only gotten soft with the fat girls, i thought i didn't really care about looks but i guess if a girl has a bigger gut than me it turns me off. I mean i am young but looks aren't everything to me but i guess they play an important part in my life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 31, 2014, 07:09:23 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 07:25:41 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 31, 2014, 08:25:45 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 08:44:54 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?

yeah you don't understand our anxiety, we don't have panic attacks like once in awhile. I have a panic attack everyday that lasts about a couple of hours i need meds something is wrong with my brain i hate how people say meds make it worst, yea it probably does if you don't have that much anxiety but when you have a panic attack everyday no matter what you do and you literally tried EVERYTHING and the only relief you have is a pill than yeah im taking a fucking pill. And how am i not taking care of my body? i lost 50 pounds this year and started exercising so please you don't know what me and L33T go through and no one really understands unless you have bad anxiety like us so please shut up.

edit" plus when did i ever say i deserve a hot girl? im pretty sure i always post here saying im a piece of shit and everyone is out of my league
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 09:49:42 PM
i remember you saying you dont like weed tobey, what happens if you get stoned?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 10:05:42 PM
i remember you saying you dont like weed tobey, what happens if you get stoned?

i get way to paranoid, drinking is the only thing i like and I'm fine with that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
word that's cool. ever try smoking a very small amount of it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 11:06:22 PM
word that's cool. ever try smoking a very small amount of it?

Last time i smoke i think it was 5 years ago and i was really drunk so i thought why not and only took one hit. Than i freaked out called my mom, she picked me up, went home and made my mom be with me till i fell asleep

Doesn't interest me

edit: i started getting anxiety when i smoked weed like i would freak out and still feel freaked out even though i wasn't high anymore
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 11:30:51 PM
ah shit, that sucks. anxiety blows.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KUberry on January 01, 2015, 02:57:07 AM
They have strains specifically for anxiety. Like low thc high cbd. Relaxing and not intense.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on January 01, 2015, 09:25:09 AM
They have strains specifically for anxiety. Like low thc high cbd. Relaxing and not intense.

Damn, I want summadat shit! I used to love weed, but then my anxiety issues went through the roof about a year ago. Weed is too dang strong nowadays, I want some 2005 mediocre outdoor weed :'(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 01, 2015, 09:37:18 AM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?

yeah you don't understand our anxiety, we don't have panic attacks like once in awhile. I have a panic attack everyday that lasts about a couple of hours i need meds something is wrong with my brain i hate how people say meds make it worst, yea it probably does if you don't have that much anxiety but when you have a panic attack everyday no matter what you do and you literally tried EVERYTHING and the only relief you have is a pill than yeah im taking a fucking pill. And how am i not taking care of my body? i lost 50 pounds this year and started exercising so please you don't know what me and L33T go through and no one really understands unless you have bad anxiety like us so please shut up.

edit" plus when did i ever say i deserve a hot girl? im pretty sure i always post here saying im a piece of shit and everyone is out of my league

Maybe if you two squirted on some titties once in a while,  you'd be less anxious. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 01, 2015, 11:45:46 AM
What do you guys take?  I can fuck on Xanax, Klonopin, etc not trying to rub it in, I'm sayin it doesn't get in the way of boners.

I've never taken any other mood altering, non-fun type meds except for Depakote, and that was mistaken identity.

The only time I've had drugs impede sexual performace was too much booze, or way way too much cocaine or opiates.  Cuz on the other hand the right amounts of any of those actually result in spectacular performance and stamina.

If I am tripping too hard I will also not be able to figure it out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 01, 2015, 11:54:44 AM
Damn, I want summadat shit! I used to love weed, but then my anxiety issues went through the roof about a year ago. Weed is too dang strong nowadays, I want some 2005 mediocre outdoor weed :'(

I heard a piece on NPR about how the market for the outdoor cheap stuff has evaporated. Mexican farmers are transitioning to poppies. Demand is so low that cartels import high grade from Colorado.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on January 01, 2015, 01:14:31 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 01, 2015, 02:43:52 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?

If I had a heart condition and in order to pump blood, specifically say to my dick in order to achieve an erection, you better believe I'm getting a fast pass for blowjobs all over Space Mountain.  

While I have a lot respect for the field of psychology and it's practitioners, I feel like pharmacology has become a grey or more literally, a green area.  Like I said everyone gets stressed out, everyone has their problems big and small, but there are options outside of taking a pill.  Figure out what you're anxious about and try to fix the situation.  If it's something a bit more existential, see a psychiatrist.  

I stand by my original point though, orgasms are the best endorphin inducer, orgasms with other people are even better.  

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 01, 2015, 02:47:44 PM
I don't know if I could keep an erection on a roller coaster but I'd love the opportunity to ride. I think I lost the metaphor.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on January 01, 2015, 03:05:04 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 01, 2015, 06:05:58 PM
What do you guys take?  I can fuck on Xanax, Klonopin, etc not trying to rub it in, I'm sayin it doesn't get in the way of boners.

I've never taken any other mood altering, non-fun type meds except for Depakote, and that was mistaken identity.

The only time I've had drugs impede sexual performace was too much booze, or way way too much cocaine or opiates.  Cuz on the other hand the right amounts of any of those actually result in spectacular performance and stamina.

If I am tripping too hard I will also not be able to figure it out.

Its the SSRI's that fuck with your sex drive, not Xanax or those types of pills
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 01, 2015, 06:14:25 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on January 01, 2015, 06:22:36 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
Sometimes you gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 01, 2015, 11:36:11 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.

Lemme see the pics you use and whats you're description or whatever say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on January 02, 2015, 12:42:34 AM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
if your down with the ogres, try okc. But tinder isn't really that hard. Just set your mile thing to like 5 and kick it nearby with a whatever type chick. If you don't dig her, leave and your home in a timely manner.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 02, 2015, 05:47:23 AM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
hahaha, that was funny shit! to whom it concerns [dgkalis and organi-slash dog karl watson] my boner works like wicked good!
i haven't gotten laid in forever but i want my favorite skaters and scrabble players to be cognizant of my masturbatory prowess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on January 02, 2015, 03:36:16 PM
A pretty rad girl off tinder that lives like 45 minutes away brought me in n out burger once, a calendar and 12 pack for xmas and then a 6 pack of dales pale ale, a pbr 30 pack, pack of smokes and a new pillow and spent the night for new years. Probably my best tindering yet. But she left in the morning and felt we rushed into seriousness too quick. I will probably never see her again but it was a nice two weeks.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 03, 2015, 09:15:23 AM
Sometimes you get hasty and rush in, trying to make the dream real. It happens.

http://youtu.be/kvDjMGgAJF8 (http://youtu.be/kvDjMGgAJF8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 04, 2015, 11:04:13 PM
hanging out with the lesbian this week, i mean why not? she lives 2 miles away from me and maybe she will hook me up with one of her straight friends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on January 04, 2015, 11:20:47 PM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 04, 2015, 11:30:37 PM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 05, 2015, 01:24:31 AM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding

i'm not quite sure you understand what a lesbian is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 05, 2015, 08:24:26 AM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding

i'm not quite sure you understand what a lesbian is

I was going to say... are you NOT kidding?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 05, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding


So do you see the creepiness in this one at least?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 05, 2015, 09:17:20 AM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding


So do you see the creepiness in this one at least?

yeah it was mainly a joke
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 05, 2015, 10:21:15 AM
yeah it was mainly a joke

(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae3/marykateolsen1/stank-face.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 05, 2015, 10:01:34 PM
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 06, 2015, 03:09:55 AM
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
I drudged through the first season.  Fucking terrible.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 06, 2015, 05:56:41 AM
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
I drudged through the first season.  Fucking terrible.

yea i know i only watched a couple episodes of the first season, another girl on tinder wanted me to watch it with her and it just wasn't good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 06, 2015, 08:01:36 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on January 06, 2015, 10:04:45 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.

Good call man!  Girls love that shit. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on January 06, 2015, 10:44:26 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.


I feel like you exclusively post in this thread, but you've been dropping nothing but positive knowledge. Respect.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 06, 2015, 12:52:01 PM
Thanks guys. I used to have 3,000+ posts but focused my account. When I was around a lot, I went through a bad breakup and lived through the situation pretty openly on SLAP. The people that helped me kept things positive, focusing on how I could get through it constructive behavior. I found myself passing along that message to other people. I still have ups and downs. I like talking through these issues because it reminds me of who I want to be. In the end, all we are is what we do. If you're not criticizing your own behavior, you're running in place.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 06, 2015, 10:31:25 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 06, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

Not a far drive considering you'll be staying over at her place anyways  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on January 06, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on January 07, 2015, 02:09:36 AM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 07, 2015, 07:46:04 AM
If you're not challenging yourself, you can't expect anything more than the same middling results. Driving to see this girl is symbolic of your situation: you must move out of your comfort zone to improve your situation. Figuring this stuff out is not easy, but that makes it all the more rewarding when you break through.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 07, 2015, 07:48:07 AM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

why you make another account? missed you nice guy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 07, 2015, 07:54:00 AM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

You goooooooooot this!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on January 07, 2015, 07:59:44 AM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.

My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 07, 2015, 08:38:58 AM
My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.

Having friends like that is great...people who come with the antics and keep things light: a sensei in the ways of the fairer sex.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 07, 2015, 10:40:41 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1825704e3fb59d001dec9c7091c30c8/tumblr_nhtjzb06uf1srjwkeo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on January 07, 2015, 02:00:10 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

u are so corny

jk but you should be able to tell yourself that and not rely on anonymous people on a message board. cmon kev
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on January 08, 2015, 09:53:19 AM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 08, 2015, 10:35:25 AM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)

pizza, ice cream and pussy. dude is living the dream.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on January 08, 2015, 10:50:17 AM
Notorious is a fucking Zen Buda, listen to him!   For fucks sake his words make me want to help old ladies across the street and shit!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Notorious is a fucking Zen Buda, listen to him!   For fucks sake his words make me want to help old ladies across the street and shit!

I love this man. Go to Albany and support Seasons, ya bastards!

http://seasonsskateshop.com/ (http://seasonsskateshop.com/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on January 08, 2015, 11:23:22 AM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.

My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.



That's dope. Like some celeb shit where the girls come to you and you just rotate them with the others you could be juggling with. Apparently that is what Tiger Woods did all the time.

Man.....I swear, Tinder would have been great when I needed it back in 2008. My girl coworker just broke up from her boyfriend and told me she is batting a 1000 on it back in NYC. Getting your slut on has never been so easy.

You guys heard of AshleyMadison.com? A site that promotes cheating.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 08, 2015, 01:19:36 PM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.

My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.



That's dope. Like some celeb shit where the girls come to you and you just rotate them with the others you could be juggling with. Apparently that is what Tiger Woods did all the time.

Man.....I swear, Tinder would have been great when I needed it back in 2008. My girl coworker just broke up from her boyfriend and told me she is batting a 1000 on it back in NYC. Getting your slut on has never been so easy.

You guys heard of AshleyMadison.com? A site that promotes cheating.
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.
Ashley Madison - Other than my Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 01:44:05 PM
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.
Ashley Madison - Other than my Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0#)

That's pretty tight, but can't compete with the Farmers Only song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 03:09:12 PM
Worth sharing: a new study addresses the post-breakup recovery process and suggests it's healthy to work through things out loud instead of bottling feelings up: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/)

Quote
After nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”
I agree 100%.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on January 08, 2015, 03:13:57 PM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)

This alone has made me reinstall tinder to try it, if for nothing else but laughs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 08, 2015, 05:48:04 PM
Worth sharing: a new study addresses the post-breakup recovery process and suggests it's healthy to work through things out loud instead of bottling feelings up: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/)

Quote
After nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”
I agree 100%.


Second this. I don't remember how long it was after my ex and I broke up, maybe like three months or sometging, but I couldn't get myself to feel happy. It was at the point where I was just feeling sad about feeling sad all the time. I'm not someone who easilys spills my emotional garbage to people i care about so I went and talked to a therapist I think like twice a week for about a month. For a while I felt real ridiculous for going to a therapist because I was sad over a girl, but it honestly helped me more than anything else. Way more than booze did, that's for sure.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 06:42:00 PM
Second this. I don't remember how long it was after my ex and I broke up, maybe like three months or sometging, but I couldn't get myself to feel happy. It was at the point where I was just feeling sad about feeling sad all the time. I'm not someone who easilys spills my emotional garbage to people i care about so I went and talked to a therapist I think like twice a week for about a month. For a while I felt real ridiculous for going to a therapist because I was sad over a girl, but it honestly helped me more than anything else. Way more than booze did, that's for sure.

We've internalized bad ideas that compound difficult situations. One of the worst is that if you can't go it alone, you're less of a man. If you come out of a difficult situation without a scratch, great. But a bad breakup can involve a lot of heavy issues: loneliness, questioning your self-worth, and etc. Admitting you need help and reaching out, whether it's to friends or professionals, is a sign of strength. It demonstrates self knowledge. And it helps you avoid putting those problems on other people. Negativity leaks out in other ways. Why drag out a problem?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on January 08, 2015, 07:03:19 PM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)

This alone has made me reinstall tinder to try it, if for nothing else but laughs.
I can confirm that this works. Well, it would've worked one time if she wasn't 50 miles away and the other time if the girl wasn't 6 feet tall.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 10:44:16 PM
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Wall of Nausea on January 08, 2015, 11:13:41 PM
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum

You sound like a fucking pussy. Dude you don't deserve a total 10 or even a 5 which is a dumb ass rating system, how about a female who can put up with your shittyness. Your game is fucked up, you're looking to the internet for validation, why? If you can't talk to another woman in an appropriate setting you have no business playing the cards, you just sound unfit and massively immature. Go inward and grow up great things come from it. You're not worth as much as you think, seriously. Being worthless if liberating and those who know will pick up on it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:17:18 PM
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum

You sound like a fucking pussy. Dude you don't deserve a total 10 or even a 5 which is a dumb ass rating system, how about a female who can put up with your shittyness. Your game is fucked up, you're looking to the internet for validation, why? If you can't talk to another woman in an appropriate setting you have no business playing the cards, you just sound unfit and massively immature. Go inward and grow up great things come from it. You're not worth as much as you think, seriously. Being worthless if liberating and those who know will pick up on it.

i talk to girls all the time in public, like at the bar or at school. i just find tinder more interseting cause i at least know the girl is interested in me and plus they deal with my shittyness for one night. Like i said looks arent everything to me and i did have a fun time hanging out with her so why not hang out with her again?

Edit: im a little drunk so i kind of get your response now, so if im a huge pile why would i aim for a girl thats a 10 i liked hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again. literally for tinder i just swiped to get matched up with everyone i don't care if their ugly i just want to hang out with people that would want to hang out with me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:27:13 PM
You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.

i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Wall of Nausea on January 08, 2015, 11:41:51 PM
You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.

i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like  yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:56:28 PM
You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.

i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like  yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.

Yea but i feel like people THINK im trying to find love or that special someone on this app, im not. I don't really have any friends so i use this app to hang out with people, and yeah i would rather hang out with girls so theres a chance of sex but i don't really care if i havbe sex with these girls. I'm only 22 like i said im not looking for a girlfriend maybe a fuck buddy but not somebody i think i will love. I'm young and honestly i think if i get a girlfriend at this age one of us woulld cheat on each other cause we are young and both horny. I don't know i trieds to sign up on christiansingles.com or what ever it is to maybe find someone but that shit took to long
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 09, 2015, 06:57:49 AM
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 09, 2015, 07:46:54 AM
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.

JB dropping science! Tobey, you're not looking for anything serious because your fear of failure is governing your decisions. If you go into something assuming you're not worth a damn, then you don't have to deal with disappointment. Whatever happens, you predicted you'd fail, so you end up being right. Getting beyond your situation will be hard work. If a dating website seems a bit much, you have no idea what it will take to change things. Until you commit to the difficult process of self improvement, you're dog paddling in a sea of shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 09, 2015, 08:21:50 AM
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.

JB dropping science! Tobey, you're not looking for anything serious because your fear of failure is governing your decisions. If you go into something assuming you're not worth a damn, then you don't have to deal with disappointment. Whatever happens, you predicted you'd fail, so you end up being right. Getting beyond your situation will be hard work. If a dating website seems a bit much, you have no idea what it will take to change things. Until you commit to the difficult process of self improvement, you're dog paddling in a sea of shit.

Well i do ask these girls if they want to hang out again but they always ignore me. Like i said i honestly don't care if i get a girlfriend i mean if it happens it happens, im not avoiding it but im also not really pursing it either. If i want a girlfriend i honestly probably would delete this app and maybe try my luck like in public, i do know how to approach woman in a public event its just that this app is kind of easy it spoiled me. Yea there were some bad apples but overall its being pretty easy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on January 11, 2015, 11:43:22 AM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 11, 2015, 12:02:58 PM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.

Pizza, cats, drugs.  Don't ask me why.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joel Wilson on January 11, 2015, 02:04:21 PM
a friend of a friend hooked up with a girl at a bar, they got in a cab to go back to hers & he pissed himself in the cab, didn't say anything and just went straight to bed...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 11, 2015, 02:08:30 PM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.

Pizza, cats, drugs.� Don't ask me why.

This.

I suggest engaging them about art but not overplaying your hand. Talk about what you like and why you like it, then ask them questions. Go to museums with them. Ask to see things they like. Ask a lot of questions. People love talking about themselves and what they do. But be chill, relax, don't overdo it. If she feels you enjoy her interests but aren't pandering, it's a great look. This applies to anything a girl is into.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: j....soy..... on January 11, 2015, 04:42:36 PM
Aw man....I thought someone said pick up artistry....

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=47336.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=47336.0)

Aren't you suppose to just be a savage versus actually try to figure it out with those chicks?

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 11, 2015, 05:00:48 PM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.

Pizza, cats, drugs.  Don't ask me why.
^
Also, name check Marina Abramovic once.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on January 13, 2015, 06:00:42 PM