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Title: tinder
Post by: pieceofshit on February 14, 2014, 04:22:56 PM
i know theres some good stories out there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 14, 2014, 04:34:07 PM
grindr
scruff
growlr
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Post by: Exposure on February 14, 2014, 05:41:21 PM
this thread has amazing potential. I've never used tinder myself but a few of my friends have it and that shit is just a fuck fest.
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Post by: max power on February 14, 2014, 05:42:43 PM
grindr
scruff
growlr
are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Owen on February 14, 2014, 06:12:44 PM
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
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Post by: pointandclick on February 14, 2014, 06:40:17 PM
it works. 1st t no warm up took a chick home.
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Post by: skateboardnorth on February 14, 2014, 06:41:21 PM
I want a smartphone just for this
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Post by: sleepypancakes on February 14, 2014, 08:22:52 PM
I'm pretty sure there was an extensive thread of PAL tinder stories fairly recently
It was an Okcupid thread, and it was hilarious
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 14, 2014, 08:40:15 PM
I hate everyone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 14, 2014, 08:54:43 PM
Tindr sucks. I've been on a few Tindr dates and they were all pretty bogus. When you meet up with someone off of it essentially the only thing you potentially know about them is how they look. In my experience plenty of girls want to message a lot before they meet up asking all the questions that would be answered on OKC and I'm not looking for a Tindr pen pal, personally. Of the 5 Tindr dates I went on 3 of the girls either sucked or didn't really look like there pictures and the other 2 were down but way too drunk for me from the get go.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 14, 2014, 09:22:00 PM
I got a bunch of fucks and two blowjobs out of tindr, havent been on there in a while.
I got one story basically the girl was super keen texting me i needed to come over and fuck her . it was late about 1am i was tired and not that keen but i thought fuck it and headed over. In about a half hour her mood must have changed drastically when i got there she was acting  bitchy, But whatever we headed to her bedroom get into bed and she says she doesnt  wanna do anything she just wants to snuggle,  i was thinking wtf we dont snuggleQ you know what this is about i dont know you well enough to snuggle we just fuck and then i leave. So i got pissed off i just spent 20 bucks on a cab to get to this bitch who told me to come to fuck. So i tryed my best to get a little action and she ended up giving me a half assed hand job that lasted 20 seconds before telling me her hand hurts. That was enough for me i got the fuck up raided her fridge ,found nothing so i went and took a leak on the bathroom floor and hocked up a couple of loogies. God damn waste of my time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: happenstance on February 14, 2014, 09:23:56 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.
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Post by: redhatchet on February 14, 2014, 09:43:28 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

BAD MAN BUT A GOOD BLOKE.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 14, 2014, 11:48:23 PM
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.
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Post by: Stoeipoes on February 15, 2014, 04:29:35 AM
A real man would have spent the night, cuddled, then wet the bed in spite.

Hahaha.

Got some action from it aswell. stopped doing it and now I've started all over. It's like pok?mon, catch em and train em.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 15, 2014, 06:17:36 AM
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on February 15, 2014, 08:11:54 AM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on February 15, 2014, 10:28:02 PM
I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 15, 2014, 10:34:13 PM
If you cant get booty from tinder, turn in your dick.
Where should I send it? It's really more of a nuisance than anything anyway. How am I going to piss though?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 15, 2014, 10:57:49 PM
^I know that sort of situation sucks but damn, you are not a nice person.

when she sent those text messages she signed a contract, you don't break contracts, son. especially at 2am in the morning.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 15, 2014, 11:00:14 PM
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I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
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same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked

you guys just need to send a dick pic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on February 16, 2014, 12:43:39 AM
But your dick can't look that different than all the others she's seen? You've got to make yourself stand out and put it next to this:
(http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_arizona_sodashaq_blueberrycreamsoda1.jpg)

I feel like a dick pic that wasn't asked for is sort of the female equivalent to sending a sonogram.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on February 16, 2014, 01:08:44 AM
met my current girlfriend on tinder, we been together almost 6 months now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 16, 2014, 06:48:00 PM
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I need to up my game, it never goes anywhere for me. I think it doesn't help that I am broke and living at home at the moment.
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same here, maybe im just an ugly fuck but i got nothing in the month or two that i had the app last year. i got bombarded by like 10 chicks and they were all bots so maybe the android version is just fucked
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you guys just need to send a dick pic

wats ur email?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on February 16, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
As a married man, fuck yall.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on February 16, 2014, 06:58:39 PM
raiding the fridge is by far the best part of any internet hook up.

i have a buddy whos like 40 and finally divorced and hes banging the kinkiest girls on tinder. he travels around the US for work and said that SF is the best place for it. im basically wifed up but if i wasnt you can guarantee my creepy ass would be on there, probably getting drunk and trying to hook up with my ex's. it sounds like slutty girls and regular guys. sex for sex. then you end up getting one who is just a fucking liar and wants a cuddler/boyfriend, and you realize its no different than the bar. women suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on February 16, 2014, 08:20:19 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 16, 2014, 08:29:51 PM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yungCOLDsweat on February 16, 2014, 08:35:46 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kanye Omari West on February 16, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

What were her tits like though?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on February 17, 2014, 12:35:08 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
how'd it go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on February 17, 2014, 12:52:22 AM
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Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
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how'd it go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on February 18, 2014, 05:22:33 AM
So you were cool with your date being a man, decided to give him a chance and sat down, but once you found out he was lying about his age and marital status it was over... I respect that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on February 18, 2014, 10:27:46 AM
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Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
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how'd it go?
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 18, 2014, 10:50:43 AM
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grindr
scruff
growlr
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are these serving different niches? or are they competing services?

Grindr is (in theory) the pretty twink app. Scruff is (in theory) for the bearded bros. Growlr is (theoretically) for men who are big and hairy. But it's the same dudes on 'em all.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 18, 2014, 03:19:59 PM
god damn it! you pals are gonna be the end of me. i'm trying to be monogamous and stay on safe sites like a fellow sk8'r boi forum and you all just have to talk about tinder. tinder! the app that i have thus far been able to avoid. the app that is clearly conspiring against my commitment. forget lizard people, this is the real conspiracy!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 18, 2014, 03:36:06 PM
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 18, 2014, 04:28:58 PM
I back Tinder 110% and I have some pretty rad stories. The best of which was having sex with a girl in the her entry way of her house after 1) just meeting her and 2) never going further into her house than that.

And like homeboy who posted earlier... I met my girlfriend on Tinder. Not something I was looking for but couldn't be more stoked on it happening that way.

What? Gnar for you. After chatting for a while with a few chicks that were hot but lame I said: ''We don't have much in common but we could have an amazing night.'' All the girls reactions were similar to fuck off. But yesterday I saw a girl I met on tinder already banged her a few times. Sex is amazing, but she's kind of in love and I'm not. Tomorrow another date!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 18, 2014, 08:26:44 PM
I seriously hate this thread, but I can't stop cuming in here. Maybe if I could just masturbate I wouldn't be so jealous. I don't know that jealous is the right term. I'm sure I wouldn't be attracted to any of the girls you guys are meeting and instantly fucking. Frustrated is a better word. I don't know any more. Shit, I never knew.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 18, 2014, 11:45:07 PM
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopmonkey on February 19, 2014, 03:08:15 AM
Couple of bad stories:

Had a match with a foreign exchange student from Spain (i live in the Netherlands). First conversation went like this:
her: Hey, where do you live
me: Why, wanna come over?
her: maybe not right now, but later this week ;)
me: i;m not really looking for any dates right now...
her: That's cool, i'm only here for a couple more weeks, just looking for some fun
So of course i feel lucky knowing i'll be getting some spanish booty real soon, ask for her number. We text some back and forth, arrange to meet on sunday. That saturday night we're both drunk, and she sends me semi nudes outa nowhere.. turns out she's a little too chubby for my taste, but i figure, fuck it, i'll go for it. She proceeds to call me a couple minutes later and i drunkenly pick up. Then it came... This girl had the most annoying voice and spanish accent you'll ever hear. I'm talking Janice from Friends annoying. We hang up and i delete and block her number and tinderstuff right after, figured it wasn't worth it. Woke up hungover the next morning, proud of my drunk decision.

This other time i had a match with a super cute girl. She says she remembers me from a party 2 years ago. I ask her what we talked about, but she said we didn't talk. I'm like "ok...". So we have 1 Facebook friend in common according to Tinder, and i happen to see him that week. He starts talking about this girl and how she's super into me and has been since she saw me at that party 2 years ago (a party at his place). I tell her our friend thinks we should have some drinks soon and she agrees, smiley faces all over the place. So we meet a couple days later at a bar. It's not awkward at all, she's into cool music, movies and literature, and really intelligent, which i like. So we drink about 7 beers at that one place, she has no problem keeping up. We kiddingly agree to go to the shittiest bar in town which we just talked about, but there's a line, se we were over it already. Over to the next place, beers and whiskeys back to back. Again, she has no trouble keeping up and we're getting pretty drunk. We start making out, i "protect" her from this other guy who's hitting on her and she asks me if i'd like to have another beer at her place and listen to some music. Of course i agree and go with her. We have a beer at her place, play with her cat, make out and listen to some music. I don't wanna try and push my luck and wonder what her plans are with me, so i say "hey i really gotta get going soon..". She replies "uhhm... maybe you could sleep over, we could just cuddle, right?" I say "yeah, you think we can?" "yes :)". I agree, brush my teeth, go to her bedroom to find her wobbling around topless. We end up in bed, getting into it, try to have sex but whiskeydick took me as its victim. All the while we're both jokingly saying "can't do this on a tinder date..". Next morning everything is chill, i feed her cat which she thought was cute and leave, we agree to meet up again later on that week. After a couple of days i ask her how she's doing and if she's down to come watch a movie at my place soon. I get an answer back that's like "it's not you it's me, not the right time to be dating for me right now.." I tell her "fine, let me know". Never saw her again after that. Too bad, could've been a couple of interesting dates. 

Tinder is great for seeing how you're in the market, what kind of girls dig you. Or coming across girls you already know, but are down once they find out you're her "tinder match". Enjoy slap bros!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on February 19, 2014, 07:13:56 AM
haven't hooked up with a girl in three years so i downloaded this app because of this thread but im to much of a bitch to sign up to sign in

Is this actually Toby?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 19, 2014, 07:32:27 AM
Another good story was matching with a girl and after exchanging numbers we met up at a bar to grab a drink. The night was going really well and after some bar hopping we decide to go back to her house. She told me what neighborhood she lived in and I'm familiar so I start heading that way. As we're getting close she starts directing me to what street to turn on, etc... Now I know this neighborhood because my previous girlfriend lived there. So we are getting closer and closer to my ex-girlfriend's house and the girl in my car says, "slow down, it's coming up on the right..." Suuuure enough it's the exact same building. It's almost 2am and I figure there is now way my ex will see us so I and park my car to go to her place. Now this is one of those apartment buildings with no main entrance. It's two stories with 6 apartments on each level and you walk down the side to which ever apartment you're going to. This girl lived DIRECTLY above my ex. Los Angeles is a big fucking city... what are the chances?

We had a good time and we were talking a day or two later about getting together for dinner and I told her, "I hope this isn't weird but I think you should know I dated a girl who lives in your apartment building a few months ago" and she said, "I don't care. I don't even know anyone here except for a girl named xxxxxxx". They weren't friends or anything but how in the fuck....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on February 19, 2014, 07:45:46 AM
tinder sounds like a better version of myspace. damn that site was great for hook ups.

(http://puu.sh/72eBs.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 19, 2014, 08:41:48 AM
I can't stop cuming

Sorry L33Tg33k...I just had to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 20, 2014, 04:54:10 AM
^That's why I said it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GAY on February 20, 2014, 09:06:28 AM
^That's why I said it.

I'm thinking of pursuing a career in detective work...I really can find hints and details like nobody's business.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 20, 2014, 10:43:56 AM
Whiskeydick totally fucking sucks. Great story though but it seems the girls that are down for Tinder all want just a physical relationship rather than an emotional one. Girls are probably running up some serious numbers with this app.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on February 21, 2014, 02:06:57 PM
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on February 21, 2014, 02:28:39 PM
WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 21, 2014, 02:42:38 PM
Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)

I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: garbage plate on February 21, 2014, 03:06:56 PM
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Just found this article on Vice about a guy who took his Tinder date to a porn theater for valentines day.  http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-took-my-tinder-date-to-a-porn-theatre-for-valentines-day)
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I actually thoroughly enjoyed that.

came here to post this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on February 21, 2014, 05:00:41 PM
I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
Not saying "convos"  would be a good start to "manning up"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2014, 11:58:57 PM
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on February 22, 2014, 01:56:56 AM
well i finally got the balls to sign up and i guess it uses your facebook and my facebook got hacked a couple of times by friends and the "about me" on tinder says i really want to kill someone so i i fixed my facebook and it still says i really want to kill someone so i logged out of tinder, ill probably try it again tomorrow night
lol why does ur fb say that. did u want to?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 22, 2014, 02:21:46 AM
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WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
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stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
That's not what was agreed upon. A man doesn't have to eat his own dick unless he's starving.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: toque on February 22, 2014, 02:34:09 AM
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WHERE DO I SEND MY PENIS?
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stop talking about it and just cut it off and eat it. and then dont talk about it. just do it and shut up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on February 22, 2014, 07:32:18 AM
meeting up with a bigger black girl i met on there in a bit, seems like she just wants 2 fuck. I'll report back, probably in awkward sexual encounters.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 22, 2014, 10:03:24 PM
Fuck it i just activated my account, how does this work? Do you just wait for people to message you or do you have to message them?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on February 23, 2014, 01:55:53 PM
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I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
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Not saying "convos"  would be a good start to "manning up"
I didnt say it, i typed it.    BETCH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on February 23, 2014, 11:43:27 PM
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I've had it for 1.5 months . So far I've have had 3 or 4 convos one of which being a convo I started which turned out to being the worst girl. The most died off quick, I dont go into talkin dirty cuz it seems like most dudes probobly do that. Its hard to know tell what kind of approach to take. However this one girl I beem talking to for awhile, know forsure wants it, but we're 50 miles away at dif schools.
Also im apprehensive to liking everyone in my area beacuse we could potentially run into each other in real life (mid-size college):awkrd.
Maybe I should stop caring, man up, initiate convos and pretend im a god sent to satisfy the womenz
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Not saying "convos"?  would be a good start to "manning up"

gotta disagree, only bitch motherfuckers care about how they spell on the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 02, 2014, 01:31:27 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.
sorry guy, it's me on the other end of that account.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 02, 2014, 05:42:51 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.

Have you tried talking to her? You'll figure out quite soon if she's a spambot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 02, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 02, 2014, 10:18:28 PM
Matched with a super cute girl today. It's only the second person I've ever matched with so it's kind of hard to believe. I don't wanna think it's a troll, but I'm prepared. Plus no mutual friends and she's only 10 miles away? Seems kinda weird to me.

Not saying don't go for it, but be sure to make sure it's a girl before you two meet up. My homie got matched up with a supposedly super hot chick who claimed to be a dancer at a local university. She turned out to be a man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 03, 2014, 12:38:54 AM
i got matched up with some pretty decent girls i messaged 2 of them like a couple of days ago and got no response but i just messaged this other girl so hopefully this time it will work out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on March 03, 2014, 08:18:53 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really?  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man?  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 03, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really?  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man?  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.


ive never tried to meet a girl online, but i think if you sent a dick pic with a bottle of wine and the latest season of girls on dvd in the background that you'd be pretty successful.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 03, 2014, 10:34:52 AM
Another "she turned out to be a man" story.. Really??  Are the gay men doing this really thinking a straight guy will be cool with their girl date being a man??  Seems unbelievable, I'd probably call him out loudly for all to hear.?  It's almost like predator-type shit and should be illegal.

I've had dozens of matches, messaged nearly all of them.. Tried everything from jokes, compliments, questions, comments, sarcasm, etc.. Just being myself/not a pervert... By the 2-3rd reply I've lost them.?  This would be great time for all the big talkers in here to share their secrets.

My friend is on tinder and he's pretty successful with it. You gotta realize most chicks on there are looking to fuck, so my homie just tells a bunch of blatant overly sexual jokes and makes it really obvious, being up front is the key here, because they already know the deal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 03, 2014, 11:20:37 AM
If this was around before I got married I would def have a bunch of sex diseases
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 03, 2014, 03:26:08 PM
alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt.  Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls.  3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app.  I dont know what the fuck happened.  But my go to is this.  "Hey  (tinder ho's name).  You look fucking good in your pictures."  "tell me you come to (your town) often".  or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town).  then I usually wait for a response.  First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation.  So i often go with "fucking good"  or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not.  and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.  

If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open.  What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh.  Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.)  So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit.  where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.

so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?"  (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?"  now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked.  But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number.  If they say theyre down I usually just say "great.  415-555-5555".  now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text.  If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully.  you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you.  once you get dem digits,  you should be golden.

now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches.  ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT.  seriously, cast a wide fucking net.  and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them.  the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.  

just remember folks,  It's a numbers game


UTP



Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on March 03, 2014, 04:39:01 PM
 
alright alright alright I'll give you guys a lil dirt.  Had this app for about a month now and I've hooked up with 4 different girls.  3 in the 2nd weekend of having the app.  I dont know what the fuck happened.  But my go to is this.  "Hey  (tinder ho's name).  You look fucking good in your pictures."  "tell me you come to (your town) often".  or if shes only a few miles away, "tell me you live in (your town).  then I usually wait for a response.  First off it's important to say the name, and pepper it in semi often throughout the conversation.  So i often go with "fucking good"  or "fucking sexy" or "fucking gorgeous", depending on the ho. The compliment I keep getting from my matches is that I'm very forward, and they all say that's a good thing, whether they end up wanting the D or not.  and also, when you figure out if they come to your area much you can gauge whether or not you actually give a fuck.  

If they reply and are receptive to the idea, the floodgates are open.  What I've found is I can be the most forward and crude person as long as i back it up by making them laugh.  Just keep making them reply with the little haha's or the best, the hahahahahahah's (honestly that's how you really know a chick is down, especially if they tell you that you made them laugh, it's in the bag.)  So i just keep being funny, talk about some light topics, and if you can make them ask you all the stupid shit.  where you from, did you go to school, still in school, work, blah blah blah then they're the boring ones, not you. you're all interesting n shit.

so after a bit of chatting up, more compliments, telling them i like a specific photo because "im a sucker for a pretty face", asking "what do you do to occupy youre time?"  (and this all has to happen in the same session by the way or else you'll most likely lose them on the next), and this is what I say to MOST girls, not all, but most. and it's worked on all 4 of my successes so far. assuming theyre responsive, "so are you on this app to mess around, or do you mayybe want to sit on my face sometime?"  now I've gotten everything from haha's to "both" to "oooh i would love to sit on your face" to "no thank you" to straight up getting blocked.  But assuming all is going in your favor it is essential to get a number.  If they say theyre down I usually just say "great.  415-555-5555".  now it's important to give it some time and wait for the text.  If you didnt get any sort of reply know that you're still in the game fully.  you just need to keep talking with them and maybe set up a time and place to meet before they feel comfortable texting you.  once you get dem digits,  you should be golden.

now before I leave you I'll impart some strategy your way in regards to getting matches.  ALWAYS SWIPE RIGHT.  seriously, cast a wide fucking net.  and though youll encounter many a hambeast or autobot, you can easily just delete them.  the cream will rise, damnit! it will rise.  

just remember folks,  It's a numbers game


UTP





 ::)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 03, 2014, 05:54:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tODdBMl.jpg)

I dunno wat the fuxk is going on here. this is happening 6km away from me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on March 03, 2014, 06:29:03 PM
Thank you UTP, the in depth response is much appreeshed.  I should've had an older brother for this shit.  I definitely am cockblocking myself by being not being more forward/horny.  Not sure about you but my city's kind of small so most of my matches share a mutual friend, or 10.. I've even matched with fb friends.  Might be a different scene than in a big city or smaller town.  Do you always offer to go for a drink first or is the movie date at home acceptable off the bat?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 03, 2014, 07:01:11 PM
im in sf so yea it's easy pickins.  i always, ALWAYS, meet the girl in a public place first.  you dont know who this person could be.  But for each of my tinder meet ups it was one drink and back to my house around the corner.  and from that point on, if she's a worthy bang mate, you can skip the drink and tell that ho to jump straight in your bed.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 03, 2014, 08:50:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tODdBMl.jpg)

I dunno wat the fuxk is going on here. this is happening 6km away from me

fucking lol. Someone gnar ice nine for this please
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fairy Boy on March 13, 2014, 05:31:10 PM
I've met a couple girls, the only one I was actually into ended up not replying after saying she'd be back in town that weekend...looking back I should've gone straight for the panties. Girl came over to my house at 11pm on a Sunday. I'm an idiot.

Got one girl to pick me up from work and drive to the bar, AND she handed me her vape pen when I got in. All seemed rad, went back to her place after, smoked her bong, sucked on her titties for awhile but she wouldn't go back to her room because "then I'll never get up for work". I've never seen a girl enjoy having her nipples fucking CHEWED (she had to ask me to bite harder), that was pretty cool. She was weird looking so I stopped talking to her and never hung out again. I blew her mind by explaining the reason her lamp wouldn't work is because the outlet was tied to the switch on the wall.

Met two girls who were friends at a bar in a different city last weekend, but they were much uglier/fatter than I thought, and I was drunk enough that I just stopped talking until they walked away.

My go-to opener has been "You're cute, let's party". I think it worked better before my homies stole it.

UTP, I might have to start posting a lot more just so I can gnar you. I will definitely be asking girls to sit on my face in the near future.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice weather on March 14, 2014, 03:21:14 PM
a lot of pictures are hilarious, especially when seemingly unintentionally so.

(http://i.imgur.com/DCRwy8c.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/8z2YKkj.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/SutBVVG.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on March 14, 2014, 05:52:08 PM
I Know what you mean jumping bean.
I will admit i'm not good at reading people. And I don't want talk gnar and scare away the sweet girls.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on March 16, 2014, 08:40:21 PM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 17, 2014, 08:04:11 AM
I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: noileum on March 17, 2014, 09:32:50 AM
I had a couple of the younger (early 20's) guys from work go through Tinder with me over a few beers.

Holy fuck that shit is bonkers

While I'm a happily married man with kids, this makes random hookups (on business etc) super easy were I that way inclined.

Takes a lot of the fun out of the chase, but man it makes the catch and bang much easier
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 19, 2014, 01:00:05 AM
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I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  
[close]

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
fake account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: redhatchet on March 19, 2014, 08:05:51 AM
Reporting back to say I slayed my first Tinder chick.

I actually used the advice and kinda stole the line of asking chicks if they wanna sit on faces or whatever. How I phrase it after maybe 1 or 2 introduction funny messages is "So what are you doing on this app, looking for your future husband or someone's face to sit on?" Usually, you'll either get no reply or the other option is they think it's kind of funny and it semi opens the door to some sexual talk/chance for both of you to be up front.

But yeah, porked a girl I knew was going to be on the thicker side, but her body was like the perfect proportions of thick. I usually end up disappointed when I think a girl is going to be the perfect curvy size, but she takes off her clothes and is lumpy and gross. But this girl had an ass for fucking days, and she also said I could come stay the night with her but no sex the first night. That quickly changed once we got into bed. And to top it off after using condoms that night, she lets me know shes comfortable with me now and let me feel her Birth Control implant in her arm, and that I won't have to wear condoms next time. Lets hope I get her pregnant guys yay!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on March 19, 2014, 08:59:06 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 19, 2014, 09:34:29 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.


nah man, live a little!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on March 19, 2014, 09:47:38 AM
Don't trust her. ^^^ Rubber up man. You don't know how many guys she now feels "comfortable" with or if the birth control works.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 09:55:50 AM
Reporting back to say I slayed my first Tinder chick.

I actually used the advice and kinda stole the line of asking chicks if they wanna sit on faces or whatever. How I phrase it after maybe 1 or 2 introduction funny messages is "So what are you doing on this app, looking for your future husband or someone's face to sit on?" Usually, you'll either get no reply or the other option is they think it's kind of funny and it semi opens the door to some sexual talk/chance for both of you to be up front.

But yeah, porked a girl I knew was going to be on the thicker side, but her body was like the perfect proportions of thick. I usually end up disappointed when I think a girl is going to be the perfect curvy size, but she takes off her clothes and is lumpy and gross. But this girl had an ass for fucking days, and she also said I could come stay the night with her but no sex the first night. That quickly changed once we got into bed. And to top it off after using condoms that night, she lets me know shes comfortable with me now and let me feel her Birth Control implant in her arm, and that I won't have to wear condoms next time. Lets hope I get her pregnant guys yay!!!

She's probably telling her friends, I slayed my 10th Tinder dude. I always think as much as guys get all happy fucking chicks on Tinder that it's the same way with girls since no one uses Tinder for serious relationships. But props to you though, just strap up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
She's probably telling her friends, I slayed my 10th Tinder dude. I always think as much as guys get all happy fucking chicks on Tinder that it's the same way with girls since no one uses Tinder for serious relationships. But props to you though, just strap up.

Certainly didn't plan on it that way but that's exactly what happened
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 19, 2014, 10:14:46 AM
yeah my girls roommate thinks shes gonna find a quality guy on tindr but this bitch also catfished her ex boyfriend and tried to photoshop it to make it look like he was cheating on this new girl
im a fuckin bro so i warned him and he deleted his profile and i downloaded a bunch of porn viruses on her computer so she had to wipe her hard drive
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 19, 2014, 10:20:42 AM
Expand Quote
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I took UTP's advice and started being more forward/horny with my messages.  I've had my finest partner to date sleep over 3 times in the past week.  Thank you UTP.  
[close]

This makes me so fuckin happy. I'm stoked for you beans. I've been in LA for a week with a broken collarbone and I've still managed to slay 2 hambeasts in a week. The scene is ripe out here. Even with a sling on I've still managed to pound. So far though it seems that I've only really run into mid-shelf girls. I'm not complaining, hey it's pussy, but at the same time I feel I could get a much hotter girl if I put the effort in to wine n dine them n all that. Hey but guess what, fuck that. I'm never meeting a girl in real life again this new age fuck game is just way too fun and effortless. Keep it up boys I wanna hear more success stories.
[close]
fake account
I, I am offended sir. No more advice for you icenine were done! Finished!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 10:35:53 AM
yeah my girls roommate thinks shes gonna find a quality guy on tindr but this bitch also catfished her ex boyfriend and tried to photoshop it to make it look like he was cheating on this new girl
im a fuckin bro so i warned him and he deleted his profile and i downloaded a bunch of porn viruses on her computer so she had to wipe her hard drive

I guess there are those girls that bang first and ask questions later. My ex coworker was like that. She thought fucking a dude meant that they'd have a relationship after. No wonder she literally has never had a boyfriend in her life even though she fucked tons of guys. Anyways....the last dude she had a one nighter with, she got pregnant with his kid and even after that, she still couldn't uphold a relationship with the guy. Some girls are just dumb I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: redhatchet on March 19, 2014, 10:36:14 AM
I thank all my SLAP bros for the obvious great advice and everything, but daddy's gotta live a little.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 19, 2014, 10:41:29 AM
Ohh forgot to tell you guys I found a new line that you can say somewhat earlier than the facesitting line. "So what say you and I make some bad decisions together sometime." Now this may sound gratuitous to say 'you and I' and 'together' in the same sentence but it isn't. Let's me know ya really wanna get the Diz wiz without having to say it explicitly. try it

Life is like a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance, with a chainsaw.
- frank reynolds

UTP
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
I thank all my SLAP bros for the obvious great advice and everything, but daddy's gotta live a little.

Reminds me of this scene:

Don't use condoms. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hx_li0u5ws#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 24, 2014, 11:29:39 PM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 25, 2014, 12:59:46 AM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 25, 2014, 09:04:16 AM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa

^I'm glad i kept checking this thread

Maybe she'll beg for it in the butt?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on March 25, 2014, 09:44:30 AM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?

gotta be witty, son. if the first impression stands out you're already halfway in her pants. most dudes say something generic like that. don't put yourself in that category. you gotta stand out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 25, 2014, 03:08:10 PM
holy shit, I just realized someone on here asked my girls roommate "what size are your boobs, I wouldnt mind double checking just to be sure" or something along those lines

which one of you fuckers was it lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 25, 2014, 04:57:47 PM
i have had tinder for about a month now and i got matched up with some cute girls, most of them don't respond after i send a message (my first message is usually "hey whats up?) but me and this on girl hit it off. I asked her if she wanted to come over to binge watch True Detective one night this week and she said she was down. So my question is i should probably meet her in public first right?

I say yes in public cause that just eases their confidence in knowing you are a normal person. Then if that goes good, I am sure the transition to the house will be easy. From what you guys say from Tinder, most girls almost come with that mindset that they are down to  mess around. I am sure the only thing that is stopping them is if you are a weirdo.

Good luck my man. Regardless what dudes say, strap up and then slay the dragon.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on March 25, 2014, 05:07:58 PM
whatever u do dont call ur bedroom carcosa
time is a flat circle. We've already fucked. Might as well do it again *never exhales cigarette, cuts little men out of tall can*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bentmode on March 26, 2014, 12:35:37 AM
Finally I figure out why my RUDTF  messages haven't been replied to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Unbridled Technical Precision on March 26, 2014, 05:06:26 PM
bros. woke up monday to my dick burning when i piss. most likely chlamydz. undoubtedly from a tinder girl. got some antibiotics so i should be good in a week but bros, even if condoms are the worst thing ever, use them.  just... use them. in a city like sf, with an app like tinder, it's just waitin to happen.  other than that i got some bros working the formula i've put out for them and they've been slaying.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on March 28, 2014, 02:46:40 PM
"Damn girl, you look sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup"
"Now I've heard that gingers have no soul. I'd like to dispel that rumor"
"The Free Bird epidemic, closely related to Swag Syndrome, has been plaguing the country for years"

Just a few of the opening lines I've used on tinder. I love saying stupid shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on March 29, 2014, 01:04:13 PM
This site has some hilarious tinder trolling.

http://helloletsdate.com/ (http://helloletsdate.com/)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f21cf95b1009268b3053a7fb68dcb7c/tumblr_n2fk6iQCU71t4t86to1_r1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on April 01, 2014, 10:16:49 AM
I have mono right now, so no tinder meet ups for me right now, but you've always gotta stay "networking." Just potentially hooked a girl on there for the future in a pretty clever, stupid, funny way. Here's the important part of the conversation:

Me: Too bad I have mono hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tinder Girl: That sucks... Kissin too many sluts???
Me: Yeah 4 sure
Wayyyyy too many hot babes
Think I'm on the tail end though since I'm not all dead feeling
So maybe you could be the next one
TG: Not if you're giving me mono babe
Me:No no no no no I would never wish that on anyone
After I am cured
Hahahahaha or not. I tried
TG: After you're cured, sure

Take notes, pals. The slasher's tinder game is strong.

niiiiiiiice
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on April 01, 2014, 02:19:24 PM
bros. woke up monday to my dick burning when i piss. most likely chlamydz. undoubtedly from a tinder girl. got some antibiotics so i should be good in a week but bros, even if condoms are the worst thing ever, use them.  just... use them. in a city like sf, with an app like tinder, it's just waitin to happen.  other than that i got some bros working the formula i've put out for them and they've been slaying.
Ha. You have earned a Purple Heart. Watch out for boxer lint on ya dick tip.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on April 01, 2014, 02:38:34 PM
fuck this app, I keep getting the same guys over and over. once u say no it should have to wait a few months before showing U the same ppl again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on April 01, 2014, 04:48:27 PM
^
Parapraxis? Or...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on April 01, 2014, 04:55:53 PM
^had to look that up, and no. i would never use it for meeting girls, doesnt appeal to me. i just wanna find people i know on there, and see what local single weirdos look like. and i dunno any girls so i have to look for my male friends. either way its not very exciting, sorry
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: saucy ragu on April 01, 2014, 05:15:32 PM
Hmm, I've always thought your sexual proclivity was towards men. Something about your oeuvre proclaims, "Perez Hilton."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on April 08, 2014, 11:35:57 AM
some ratchet ho i been texting for 1 day trying to tell me I need to shave.

hell nawww


(ps; to whoever stated that starbucks/latte line, I really liked it, but it dont work.)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 08, 2014, 12:24:02 PM
Just met up with a chick before class. She sucked my dick something fierce and let me watch Archer while she did so. A mission successful in my opinion
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 09, 2014, 02:01:52 AM
I thought of a really good first message to the girls i get matched up with that are 18-20 years old. It goes something like this "Hey would you like to go out on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix all night". I get great responses but then i usually fuck up a little later. For the girls over 21 i say "hey do you know any good bars around this area because i just moved and haven't found a decent bar"

I just thought of those messages last week so i haven't met up with them yet but just getting them to respond to the first message is a small victory to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: spungo on April 09, 2014, 01:15:03 PM
just go try to talk to girls and get laid like normal people.  This app sounds like it's for social retards with no game.  Last thing people need is to bury their life deeper into a stupid phone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 10, 2014, 03:01:25 PM
I was just randomly thinking about this last night but....

Tindr is based off Grindr, right? Obviously there's a different dynamic between straight guys and girls but surely even girls know it's based off an app strictly for getting laid. 

So the question is: If you meet up with a girl off Tindr and don't try to sleep with her on first meet up are you blowing it? Does anyone actually end up dating on that thing?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 10, 2014, 03:05:50 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6960382/this-dude-is-really-good-at-tinder (http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6960382/this-dude-is-really-good-at-tinder)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOOD BLOKE on April 14, 2014, 12:35:53 AM
that blokes a twat ^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: himlor on April 14, 2014, 03:07:36 AM
just go try to talk to girls and get laid like normal people.  This app sounds like it's for social retards with no game.  Last thing people need is to bury their life deeper into a stupid phone.
AMEN
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 16, 2014, 03:19:17 PM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on April 16, 2014, 04:08:08 PM
I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.

I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on April 17, 2014, 08:54:55 PM
This thing works wonders traveling
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on April 17, 2014, 11:48:15 PM
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.


What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 18, 2014, 03:03:06 AM
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
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What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on April 18, 2014, 08:18:08 AM
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I've been talking to a girl from Tinder since the beginning of March and we've yet to find a mutually agreeable time for meeting. We've been talking a lot and not even the first conversation seemed that forced, weird, unnatural, etc. She also seems really cool and I think I might've started to like her as more than a hookup thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk.
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I started talking to a girl on Tinder last May and we didn't meet in person until July... moving in together next month so it may not be "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkk" for you after all.
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What lie do you tell people when they ask you "so how did you two cuties meet?"
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Her"Coffee shh" him "Church".
"Uh I mean at church, then we went to a coffee shop"
"Yeah what she said"

Haha We're 100% upfront about it... Don't even sugar coat with "we met on a dating site". It's more, "You don't know what Tinder is?! Let us show you"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 18, 2014, 03:25:13 PM
And then you both swipe right and break up...
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Post by: Yushin Okami on April 18, 2014, 05:23:31 PM
And then you both swipe right and break up...

Not until our new lease is up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 19, 2014, 03:57:15 AM
If unsure on a 1st Tinder meetup, always try to bone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 21, 2014, 02:35:12 AM
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on April 21, 2014, 05:55:36 AM
Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.

Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???
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Post by: JB on April 21, 2014, 07:09:38 AM
always try to bone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 21, 2014, 10:52:48 AM
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Downloaded the app last night. Really don't know if it feels creepy or ehhh not. My friend thought it was insane that I denied so many chicks. Got a Hit from a girl who is 10cm taller then me.
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Would a tall chick be a deal breaker???

Just for fucking? Hell no! But it's a problem for the girl, I guess. She would not mention that in her Profile, if there wasn't something behind it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 21, 2014, 04:57:07 PM
Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.

Yeah, ditch a girl you like who you have potential with because she rides a variation of a skateboard. Makes sense.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pippen on April 21, 2014, 05:34:32 PM
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 21, 2014, 05:55:58 PM
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on April 21, 2014, 06:00:25 PM
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.
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you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pippen on April 21, 2014, 09:22:02 PM
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Ok, so hung out with that girl. All we did was make out in the backseat but whatever, it was fine. Probably gonna hang out with her and stuff this summer too. BUT I just found out she rides a longboard. SLAP, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? Do I stick to my morals as a skateboarder and ditch her or swallow my pride? I am 100% seriously conflicted.
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Yeah, ditch the girl.
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you fuck a longboarder, you turn into a longboarder.  everyone knows that. 
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Fuck it, who am I kidding? I probably won't be getting any otherwise. I think I'll make it out ok/alive.
Just be careful.  Next thing you know, you'll be mall grabbing on your way to zumies.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 21, 2014, 09:47:55 PM
as long as you're sticking your long board into her full pipes, I think you'll be ok
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on April 21, 2014, 10:50:24 PM
Tell her you have a don't ask, don't tell policy on longboards and if you ever see it then you'll rawdog her in the butt on some unforeseen night without warning.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 22, 2014, 01:27:57 AM
You post nudes.  It's a longboard penance.
We can't help you until you post nudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 23, 2014, 08:31:45 AM
omg society wont have it

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/300/e/f/star_crossed_lovers_by_mixedmelody-d4e6dkv.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on April 23, 2014, 01:57:37 PM
shred the gnar bro....

this whole internet to real life transition seems weird to me. What do you do or say when it goes over to the real life portion of the game? and where do you go to like a coffee shop or something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 24, 2014, 06:13:39 AM
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on April 24, 2014, 07:37:13 AM
cheesy pick up line but, "Damn girl, is your nick name York? Cause you fresher than a peppermint patty" or "Which would you choose? The ability to fly, become invisible, or telekinesis, you can only choose one."  Something along those lines
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on April 24, 2014, 07:43:33 AM
"What's your favorite animal?"

They will fall on your dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: max power on April 24, 2014, 07:49:56 AM
does anyone have good conversation starters? my girls don't look dirty, so I don't wanna start with my usual routine.
"Can science achieve a unified theory of complex systems?"
"is h2o a gas or a liquid?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on April 24, 2014, 09:00:09 AM
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Exposure on April 24, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
I saw that the only shared interest one girl and I had was All That, so I just wrote all the lyrics to the theme song that I could remember and nothing else. We have a date next week.

you're doing it right
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 28, 2014, 11:26:06 PM
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on April 29, 2014, 01:07:37 AM
i had my first girl blocked me on it, am i doing it right?
If "it" is being a sex pest then yeah I'd say you're doing it right Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nick.. on May 02, 2014, 09:00:55 PM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bentmode on May 02, 2014, 09:12:09 PM
players gunna play
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 03, 2014, 12:18:22 AM
Is that Anthony Kiedis?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 03, 2014, 03:09:27 AM
Five consoles indeed. So how did it go? I'd need some consoling.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on May 03, 2014, 04:21:41 AM
that tranny kinda looks like grosso...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 01:23:53 PM
I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls

Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)

coincidence?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on May 03, 2014, 01:33:14 PM
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)
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coincidence?


Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on May 03, 2014, 01:54:23 PM
maybe im doing it wrong, but majority of the chicks ive met up with so far only start making out and let me suck their tits, then wont even let me put my hand down there.

the first one i met up with took like 2 hours of progressively letting me do more and more, until i was finally about to fuck her. then when the moment finally came, the combination of her tight ass pussy and not being able to get a full boner due to having one for 45 minutes earlier, i desperately tried to half chub fuck her, hoping that id get fully hard once i was getting some action. couldnt pull that one off


met up with this one chick at her fucking hotel, shes here from salt lake city for 2 weeks, leaving the next day after i was there. shes bending over in front of me pretty obviously as soon as i walk in, pointing me to her office across the street, and messing with her laptop, turning on a movie. she lays next to me on the bed and we start making out pretty quickly, i suck her tits some and put her hand on my dick... she seems really into it at first then hits me with a "this is too fast". she pulls her hand away and puts her shirt back on, okay whatever ill try again in a little bit. I get her tits out again, and move back to kiss her, and shes like "this needs to stay on" and puts them back away. we keep making out, and i try to make other moves, and she wont let me do anything. i start to take my pants off and shes like "keep them on or ill leave". at this point i say to her, "this is your hotel room and you dont have a car because your office is across the street". next i find myself in a weird staring competition with her trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here; i shouldve known it would be too good to be true. she tells me shes done this with 3 other guys in the last 3 days and done nothing but make out with any of them. long story short i basically ended up cussing her out for wasting my time and acting like she had no idea what she was doing, and she still never admitted that she knew she was leading dudes on, even though she said the other guys all tried to make something happen as well. I called her a "fucking asshole" as I was leaving, she blocked me on tinder as soon as I left.
 
A different girl came over to my apartment, shes 18 and just got out of high school. This girl I knew was down from the start, I asked her if she wanted to come over one night to which she replied "yeah, but next week would be better :)".  Next week comes around and she comes over. Basically she let me do anything I wanted. Within 10 minutes of being in my apartment we're already fucking, and I end up busting a nut within the first 20 minutes. I managed to keep a boner, and I'm fucking her doggy when I try to put a finger in her butt. Little to no resistance. Earlier I when fingered her normally, she was really into it when I put my fingers in her mouth. After fucking her doggy a little more with 2 fingers in her butt, I put them in her face, and she started sucking them no fucking problem. Short story shorter, I ended up doing her anal, and she gave me head after, ball sucking included. I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect. I told her to let me know the next day she's free, so we can "chill" again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 02:15:22 PM
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)
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coincidence?
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Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)

it's not really surprising but he should be able to choose whatever lifestyle he wants without discrimination.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on May 03, 2014, 03:05:31 PM
Do you idiots not know that Slap has already been there done that?
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Post by: sleepypancakes on May 03, 2014, 03:08:20 PM
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I downloaded the app and put my settings as female seeking male, there's like 1000 times more guys around me then girls
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)
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coincidence?
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Are you inquiring if ice nine is a tranny?
Slap might be getting super weird real quick.
(http://www.staminarose.org/pt/src/138781279552.gif?PHPSESSID=jtqpgncf7i5k6c3l4u7oduqnt7)
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it's not really surprising but she should be able to choose whatever lifestyle she wants without discrimination.
but other than that I agree with your sentiment. There really shouldn't be anything considered "weird" about. It's definitely outside of accepted cultural norms, but that's no reason to feel uncomfortable by another person. Unless they do some weird shit directly to you to make you uncomfortable, but that feeling doesn't discriminate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on May 03, 2014, 03:37:36 PM
hansen, did you honestly think you were breaking the news about hillary to us?

sleepy, you're right. i chose the wrong pronouns. plus, i fully agree with your sentiments.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 06, 2014, 10:11:06 AM
somebody give this man a medal
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae01a556bf8aec3cb9f26c08c5fc0fb9/tumblr_n515rhd5Hz1qzfnfmo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on May 06, 2014, 11:23:49 AM
somebody give this man a medal
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/ae01a556bf8aec3cb9f26c08c5fc0fb9/tumblr_n515rhd5Hz1qzfnfmo1_500.jpg)
aight so you're here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on May 06, 2014, 05:31:14 PM
I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.

you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hobochilli on May 06, 2014, 06:09:06 PM
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I tried hard to bust a nut on her face, but couldn't, and after fucking some more to get to the ender, I pulled out and came on her stomach. When you watch porn stars pull out and get into that position fast to finish on the girls face, that's harder than I thought it would be. New found respect.
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you're not kidding man. anytime my girlfriend and i have tried this, especially if she's drunk and lets me film it, the whole quick pull out to finish on the face is near impossible to coordinate. at this point in 2.5 years i have a handful of videos: cumming on her hands, cumming on the bed/pillow/her hair, cumming on her stomach because i pulled out too fast and had to start going to finish, and theres the classic one where she falls off the bed and i am just standing there sunburnt as a lobster jerking off on her on the floor as we are laughing.
you know what to do now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 07, 2014, 01:23:42 PM
u have to get a blowjob for a little bit first duh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on May 14, 2014, 06:07:11 PM
3 girls off this wonderful invention in the last month and a half.  shit is out of control
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on May 14, 2014, 10:48:40 PM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 14, 2014, 11:17:16 PM
I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.


lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 07:44:50 AM
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.

Where do you live that there are decent girls on tinder?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 15, 2014, 08:16:57 AM
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.


most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 15, 2014, 08:31:59 AM
that was a very nice story.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
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I find this part of humanity off-putting. I come in here every once in a while to see if I will get it at some point. To see if I can play the game. I just fucking can't do it. Fuck. I'll get on the app and like a bunch of pics tonight. I still don't understand how it goes from liking a pic to seeing these people in real life to finger banging.
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lots of trial and error. whats funny for me is that with recently moving to a big I've actually met a lot of my new friends off sites like these. really once y'all get comfortable chatting it up and build some type of rapport, offer to hang out sometime and do something simple like coffee or bowling or hiking or just watching netflix, etc whatever works for that particular girl and just go from there. really just don't over think it and just have fun with it. don't be scared to just say some shit & see what happens and don't take it too personal if you get ignored or rejected on there because theres always gonna be other girls and women get WAYYYY more messages on there and its very easy to simply just get lost in the mix. its a numbers/probability thing really but like i said there is potential to meet some pretty cool chicks on there. even if just for friends.
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most important thing when dealing with meeting someone new. i dont have any tinder or online stories, but the way i met my girlfriend was one of the most awkward, yet probably the most rewarding situations ive ever been in. i was out with my friends for my birthday and we were at a bar playing pool. a girl (who is now my girlfriend) came up to us and asked if she could play with us. i said yes, and let her be on my team. we play a few games together then after that we each went back to our friends. when she left she said good bye and happy birthday to me and we had an awkward exchange of phone numbers. i think this was the first time a girl who i had never spoken to before that day gave me her number, so i waited a few days and texted her. we agreed to meet up at another bar a few days later. that day came and she said she wasnt going to the bar, but was having people over for drinks at her house and told me to come over. i kind of felt like i had to go, so i started to drive there. when i got about five minutes from her house, i freaked out and turned around. the thought of going to a strangers house to hang out with people who ive never met scared the shit out of me. i was almost home and she texted me asking where i was. i didnt know what to say. i did think this girl was really cool, and i did want to hang out with her, but not in a setting where there were a bunch of other people who i didnt know. i pulled over in a parking lot and kind of psyched myself up and thought about the fact that i had nothing to lose. if i wasnt having fun at her party, i could get up and leave. i never had to see or speak to her or anyone there ever again if i didnt want to. and since none of them knew me, it really didnt matter what they thought of me because id never see them again. so i went over to the party and it was a little awkward at first, but her and her friends were some of the nicest and friendliest people i had ever met. we started hanging out a lot after that and her friends were always super nice to me and made me feel like i was part of their group. it made me realize that my group of friends were pretty exclusive and judgemental, and a bunch of behind the back shit talkers. i felt really proud of myself that i went way out of my comfort zone and did something that i was scared to do and it ended up turning out really well.

i know social situations are totally different for everyone, but if youve never tried going out and meeting strangers before, just try it. it might not always work out great, but at least you tried. and if someone rejects you, or makes you feel uncomfortable, forget about them. you never have to see them again anyway. i dont know if my stupid story helped give you any confidence, but i hope it might.


Fuckin A man, great story.  Simultaneously, it reminds me why I hate Tinder.  I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
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Post by: paraquat on May 15, 2014, 10:05:39 AM
Good story JB. Further proof that we own our destiny.
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Post by: JB on May 15, 2014, 12:55:30 PM
I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.


seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?
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Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2014, 01:14:20 PM
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I feel like social media and Tinder are draining the true interactions out of social life.  There's no risk or leaving your comfort zone when it comes to just looking at a screen and swiping left or right with no fear or rejection.  The adrenaline of approaching, the satisfaction that comes with that landed joke, or that time span between asking for her phone number and actually getting it (which seems to last forever) all go from boundary expanding experiences to watered down versions of their former selves. As skaters, aren't we always trying to remove ourselves from our comfort zones? I say fuck it, put the phone down and try to meet someone in person before you find yourselves incapable of doing so because of Tinder Atrophy.
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seriously. i dont do any social media these days besides post on slap and share photos on tumblr, and i dont know any of the people i interact with on either site personally. i dont talk to any of my "friends" anymore because i dont use facebook or instagram. but nobody bothers to be a friend in real life anymore, so whats the point of spending hours of my life reading the meaningless shit people have to say or looking at what they ate that day for lunch. fuck, you go out with people now and they sit on their fucking phones the whole time like theyre going to miss something important that johnny fucknuts might post on facebook instead of having a conversation with you. thats just my social media rant. i dont even know if it fits in here.


and i dont want to come off as anti tinder or anti online dating or anything. i know i got lucky as fuck finding a girl in public because im not a person who goes up to people and starts conversations. plus, im kind of past the age where going out to the bar and trying to meet girls is fun, so if i wasnt in a relationship, i could totally see myself getting on a dating site. i honestly dont even know where id go to look for a girl, but you probably find a girl when youre not looking anyway. either way though, youve got to put yourself out there in public eventually. and as hard as it might be for you, dont let people scare you, especially strangers. youve got nothing to lose. the people around you are no better than you, so their opinions shouldnt matter. much easier said than done, i know that, but isnt it the truth?

I'm the same way with a lack of social media and people give me the weird looks like they can't believe I don't want some public highlight reel of my life for people to validate my existence.  As for the dating thing, you answered your own question, you meet girls in public.  Tinder and online dating create this fake pillow for people to rest on and just let things come their way.  It's not like that though, if you want something of substance, you've got to put yourself out in situations where women will be and the bar isn't always necessarily the best place to do it.  The one universal trait that all women like in men is confidence.  If you can't even bring yourself to say hello to her without some sort of visual confirmation you won't immediately get rejected or the ability to hide behind a sceen, why should she waste time on you? Your story exemplifies all this JB, you put yourself out there and it sounds like you ended up with what a lot of people are looking for.  I say again Pals, put down the electronics and go interact for real.
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Post by: skate_bored on May 15, 2014, 04:33:15 PM
page 7 has some great stories/advice. i agree with it all.

but then again, if i wasn't 27 and in a serious relationship, id be on tinder trying to fuck every slut i could. continue sharing!!!
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Post by: wiggitywiggity on May 15, 2014, 05:42:46 PM
Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.

Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
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Post by: Iceman on May 15, 2014, 07:39:40 PM
i finally grew out of trying to put my dick into half the chicks in ny, but when i was on that kick i made sure i kept all possible avenues open. be it real life, internet, friends of friends, ex-flings & gfs (don't burn any bridges), girls on the train, girls in the bar, etc, etc. if you're looking to get a lot of tail, don't limit yourself. get on tinder as well as other dating sites AND go to as many social events as you can. also, keep your eyes open for opportunities at all times. the upset girl walking down the street might be mad at some dude. make her feel better and she just might repay the favor ;)

good luck my dudes.
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Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 16, 2014, 10:35:36 AM
^^
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Post by: Yushin Okami on May 16, 2014, 02:23:10 PM
Exactly. It seems like some of you guys are treating it as a "this or that" scenario when really it should be this AND that. Like Iceman said, if you're looking to just hook-up with girls, cast as wide a net as possible.
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Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 16, 2014, 02:59:13 PM
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.
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Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.
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Post by: layzieyez on May 17, 2014, 04:01:07 AM
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Tinder doesn't work on my phone for some reason, but my friend found a shemale on there.



(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10001336_10151985989392676_4381010743784708405_n.jpg)




5 consoles? Damn.
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Wonder how confused the dogs must've been through the transition...
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Every tranny on the internet has a bigger cock than me.
And they want to cut their thing off.  Don't forget she's probably got more consoles and games, too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 17, 2014, 10:20:53 PM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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Post by: @thewilleasley on May 17, 2014, 11:01:54 PM
so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex

go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
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Post by: tobey on May 17, 2014, 11:11:13 PM
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so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)

Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
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Post by: castillo's curls on May 18, 2014, 01:35:26 AM
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so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
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Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.

lol. sorry, good luck to you.
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Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 01:59:00 AM
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so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
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Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
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lol. sorry, good luck to you.
sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 18, 2014, 02:43:42 AM
you got the right idea man at the end of the day just aim to have a good time & appreciate the opportunity to meet someone new & it'll all come together easier than you'd expect. the first few minutes meeting someone new off the internet is always semi-awkward but once you get into the flow of conversation it all comes together at its own pace. simple dates like that keep the vibe pretty mellow anyways you don't wanna overdo it too early & make it seem like some big deal.
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Post by: castillo's curls on May 18, 2014, 02:46:46 AM
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so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
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Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
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lol. sorry, good luck to you.
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sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun

sorry because I had to laugh at that... carry on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on May 18, 2014, 03:35:27 AM
Had my first tinder date last week and it looks like we're good at getting naked together.  Her parents are members of a parliament in a bigger state in Germany, which is Kind of cool. And she likes buttstuff.
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Post by: brycickle on May 18, 2014, 09:34:12 AM
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so finally got a girls number off there, i would usually give them my number and they would never text or call me. But this girl and i texted each other for about an hour and i told her my phone is going to die and ill text her this week to meet up. My question is should i meet her around her house or should i meet at a bar around my house or should we meet halfway? What do you guys do, you drive the distance or make her?

edit: if you read the real confessions thread recently i think i mentioned that i have really bad anxiety when driving but im willing to have a panic attack for sex
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go wherever works man, try not to over think it. If you wanna do something closer to your house, offer to do that and if she doesn't wanna go out that far, offer to meet somewhere halfway or closer to her. Either way you're at least getting the date so the actual location is irrelevant. Just adapt. She's already shown that she's interested so now its time to man up & go get her. Like I said, don't overthink everything and just try to enjoy the moment for what it is because at the end of the day its a learning experience regardless of the outcome & hey if luck's on your side & you know how to ride that wave then you never know what can come out of it  ;)
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Thanks! i was just thinking about asking her to this bar in the suburbs (where im from, she lives in the city) to go to wing night and have a couple of drinks there and eat and get to legit know each other and then grab a six pack and go to my house and watch netflix, we talked a little tonight and she loves netflix just as much as me so im thinking that might work.
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lol. sorry, good luck to you.
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sorry for what? 40 cent wings and 2 dollar beers seems fun
Hot wings are probably not the best idea for a first date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 09:46:12 AM
^i eat bbq wings but its mainly just to meet up with her just so i know if she is really the girl in the pictures, get a little buzzed, and then grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix
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Post by: brycickle on May 18, 2014, 10:04:15 AM
The point is that this:

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is maybe not the most attractive image for a first date.
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Post by: tobey on May 18, 2014, 10:12:05 AM
hahaha good call ill just stick to beer then
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Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 18, 2014, 06:48:12 PM
Get that spicy vagina, Tobey.
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Post by: lamfordie on May 18, 2014, 09:45:32 PM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
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Post by: @thewilleasley on May 18, 2014, 09:55:57 PM
go with the bookworm id imagine the flirty chick is more likely to be just a tease or a send-off.
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Post by: EPetrov on May 18, 2014, 10:28:01 PM
half of the world is female yet they act like they're a scarce resource. They, can say "hi","hey", or "whats up", but we have to say the correct algorithm of words or we're getting no where. But then theirs those really cool chicks. It just sucks when they disappear.
I'm one those who over think it. I don't want to be that.
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Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 18, 2014, 11:58:17 PM
So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
Go for the flirty one.
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Post by: SodaJerk on May 19, 2014, 07:17:15 AM
Had my first tinder date last week and it looks like we're good at getting naked together.  Her parents are members of a parliament in a bigger state in Germany, which is Kind of cool. And she likes buttstuff.
Well played.
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Post by: JB on May 19, 2014, 07:35:48 AM
half of the world is female yet they act like they're a scarce resource. They, can say "hi","hey", or "whats up", but we have to say the correct algorithm of words or we're getting no where. But then theirs those really cool chicks. It just sucks when they disappear.
I'm one those who over think it. I don't want to be that.


i think all women are like this. theres is a right way and a wrong way to answer theyre questions. same goes for engaging in conversations with them. my girlfriend pulls shit like this without even realizing it. i dont think shes ever purposely done something to test me, but she does it all the time without realizing it. thats just how they are. 
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Post by: EPetrov on May 19, 2014, 04:25:00 PM
page 7 was good. I cant remember if I saw it here or somewhere else but I thought it was pretty funny perspective. We're just a court jester surrounded by many other court jesters just trying to catch the queens attention.
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Post by: tom on May 20, 2014, 12:53:45 PM
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them
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Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them

Good for you man, stoked it's working out, I'm in a pretty similar "moved to a place where I don't know people" situation.  What part of California did you move to?
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Post by: spungo on May 23, 2014, 09:26:02 AM
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So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
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Go for the flirty one.


You met a laser girl (whatever the fuck that is) and you want to know which girl to try to kick it with?  does she shoot lasers out her tits? gimme a break. 
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Post by: SodaJerk on May 23, 2014, 09:36:25 AM
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So ive been conversating with 3 chicks. One of them we had this'd great conversation about books. The other we judst kinda flirt around and joke around. The laser one we judst talk. I don't know if I should focus more with the book girl or the flirty one.
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Go for the flirty one.
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You met a laser girl (whatever the fuck that is) and you want to know which girl to try to kick it with?  does she shoot lasers out her tits? gimme a break. 
http://lazertits.com/ (http://lazertits.com/)
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Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 23, 2014, 10:57:30 AM
^
That site is golden.
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Post by: Matze on May 23, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
Just 'broke up' with this girl via Facebook. Next Date tomorrow. I feel classy about it.
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Post by: tom on May 23, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
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so i've met a bunch of girls off tinder and okcupid in the past couple months. i moved across the country knowing that i wouldn't have any friends. i pretty much had to force myself to go out and make a whole new group of friends and force myself to talk to girls. tinder and okcupid definitely got my confidence up because without them i would have been too much of a pussy to go up and talk to girls out of the blue. my first day in california i met a girl at a bar, took her back to the spot and had a fire, and then we hooked up in the backyard on the shed. the process was maybe an hour tops. i was stoked. she blocked my number. no big loss. i met a few more chicks and within the first month i hit my yearly quota for hooking up with girls and going on dates. it was awesome. it gave me the ability to just walk up to any random girl and compliment them and ask if i could get them a drink and start rambling with them
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Good for you man, stoked it's working out, I'm in a pretty similar "moved to a place where I don't know people" situation.  What part of California did you move to?
i'm in camarillo for now. it's right near ventura. i was going to move to east la, but ventura is cooler and i know more people up here. plus it's not la
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 23, 2014, 07:08:48 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 23, 2014, 07:12:22 PM
^
If that isn't a joke, you're fucked up, but hilarious.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 07:13:17 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place. �We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that". �She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her. �

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments. �I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano. �I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker. �Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite. �Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.


Wow man, you are doing it too fucking wrong.  No girl owes you ass for spending money except prostitutes and it sounds like for the amount you spent, you would've been better off going that route initially.  You sound like you have some serious mental issues or you're just a spoiled fucking brat, I don't know you like that.  Or you're just a troll, in either case, you suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 23, 2014, 07:35:21 PM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.



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You spent $1000 on a tinder date...

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...with a girl who's fridge contains nothing but ketchup packets when she invites you over...

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....And you still didn't smash?



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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 23, 2014, 08:05:02 PM
Maybe he was joking, guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 23, 2014, 08:19:41 PM
We get it Will, you're borderline illiterate, but you gotta cool it with the 6 GIFs in one reply.  Use your words like a big boy. 

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on May 23, 2014, 08:56:10 PM
We get it Will, you're borderline illiterate, but you gotta cool it with the 6 GIFs in one reply.  Use your words like a big boy. 

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/George_Costanza.jpg/246px-George_Costanza.jpg)

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IceJJFish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RwoPRaRZ5k#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 23, 2014, 08:58:32 PM
Haha, good call on people calling out my story as b.s.     Note to self: Don't post while dusted and inebriated.

I was basing my post on GOOD BLOKE's post, where he said that he pissed on a girl's bathroom floor for not hooking up with him, but I tried to make mine sound as sadistic and douchey as possible. It was a joke, albeit in bad taste. I was just curious to see how people would react.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: krookedjuice on May 23, 2014, 11:21:31 PM
Haha, good call on people calling out my story as b.s.     Note to self: Don't post while dusted and inebriated.

I was basing my post on GOOD BLOKE's post, where he said that he pissed on a girl's bathroom floor for not hooking up with him, but I tried to make mine sound as sadistic and douchey as possible. It was a joke, albeit in bad taste. I was just curious to see how people would react.

I thought it was in the best taste.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on May 24, 2014, 01:08:36 AM
My info on Tinder is "If you're into butt stuff then swipe right and we'll get this started, but if not then you have no business on here."  and my default is just a picture of me as a baby.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fairy Boy on May 24, 2014, 01:39:47 PM
My info on Tinder is "If you're into butt stuff then swipe right and we'll get this started, but if not then you have no business on here."  and my default is just a picture of me as a baby.

I like your style.

My current default is me with a friend's dog, profile says "bath salt enthusiast shopping for faces", and I usually start with "You have a pretty face, can I eat it?" I need to change it up, only naive pseudo-artsy 19-year-olds seem to be feeling it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: police state on May 24, 2014, 04:02:53 PM
i wanna try this shit out so bad but you need a facebook account and fuuuuck that.  also Im in a steady relationship 3 years now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 25, 2014, 11:21:31 PM
so the girl i was talking about in the last page i randomly texted her saying "just got done season 7 of psych it was funny", she then just randomly said come over. i got her to come over here and she brought beer. i haven't had any sexual encounters with any girl in about 3 years so i was worried i would be the one hit quitter type deal, but that wasn't the case she started to give me head. that last 20 minutes in till we started to have sex and that last 30 minutes and then she gave me head again for another 20 minutes and still NOTHING. she is hot too and i only had a beer so im fucking bummed but she put in a lot of work so it was fun. hanging out with her again because why not?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on May 26, 2014, 01:41:33 AM
so the girl i was talking about in the last page i randomly texted her saying "just got done season 7 of psych it was funny", she then just randomly said come over. i got her to come over here and she brought beer. i haven't had any sexual encounters with any girl in about 3 years so i was worried i would be the one hit quitter type deal, but that wasn't the case she started to give me head. that last 20 minutes in till we started to have sex and that last 30 minutes and then she gave me head again for another 20 minutes and still NOTHING. she is hot too and i only had a beer so im fucking bummed but she put in a lot of work so it was fun. hanging out with her again because why not?

So 70 minutes of getting your dick wet and you didn't even cum? And you were sober too?
I'm sorry Tobey, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one.

Altough if that were to happen to anyone it would be to Tobey I guess...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2014, 04:27:46 AM
i take anti anxiety medication, i am always like that with a girl but im usually wasted and would think it was because of that, so next time if she comes over i won't take my medication and see if that works. Or i might just be gay so who knows

edit: i also had netflix playing in the background and we fooled around for about 2 and a half episodes of a sitcom, im not bragging that i can last that long it honestly sucks cause she was upset and thought i didn't find her attractive which wasn't the case
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2014, 06:44:46 AM
i take anti anxiety medication, i am always like that with a girl but im usually wasted and would think it was because of that, so next time if she comes over i won't take my medication and see if that works. Or i might just be gay so who knows

edit: i also had netflix playing in the background and we fooled around for about 2 and a half episodes of a sitcom, im not bragging that i can last that long it honestly sucks cause she was upset and thought i didn't find her attractive which wasn't the case
what kinda medication? i fuck w/ benzos and any chance i get to jerk off, stuff comes out. is it like a longterm effect? for anyways, good for you getting to horseplay w/ a bird. i usedta hang out w/ this quadriplegic who would say shit like 'ejaculation is a must' but really it's just rad that she let you in. maybe replace your meds w/ booze next time?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2014, 07:00:19 AM
^ im on paxil and geodon, the geodon is for panic attacks so that never effected me but the paxil is a type of SSRI so i think that's the problem
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2014, 07:58:18 AM
^ im on paxil and geodon, the geodon is for panic attacks so that never effected me but the paxil is a type of SSRI so i think that's the problem
yo, wean yourself offa those ssris before ya shoot up a school or drown a family of kittens or some shit. fuck the pain away.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on May 26, 2014, 08:14:38 AM
Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.



Hey, you're this asshole, aren't you?
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ha!
faggot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheFifthColumn on May 26, 2014, 09:10:18 AM
^
Na.

He's more humble, mature, humane, secure, mentally sound and emotionally stable than I am.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 26, 2014, 01:05:35 PM
any advice on how to bail on someone without seeming like a huge douche? I got matched with this lady, we chatted for a while and ended up trading numbers. We're supposed to meet up tonight for a beer. From her pictures it was pretty obvious she was thick/a little chubby but I'm about that life so I wasn't phased. I ended up searching her phone number on facebook and her profile pops up...she must've been using old pictures from favorable angles because she is a goblin. She seems nice and I don't want to hurt her feelings too badly, plus this is my first tinder conversation/potential meetup so I have no idea what the etiquette is. help pls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on May 26, 2014, 01:57:57 PM
You just go a gnar for having sex with an ugly chick in about 4 hours.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on May 26, 2014, 02:15:50 PM
just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on May 26, 2014, 03:15:29 PM
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Tinder sucks. Chick's are mad flaky on it. A few months ago, I met this one from girl from another state and it seemed like we had a good connection, so I asked her out on a date after a few weeks of back and forth. We were really hitting it off on the date and after that she invited me back to her place.  We were watching a David Lynch movie, sipping vodka and I thought things were going in the right direction. I tried to kiss her, but she moved back and said "she didn't know me like that".  She just wanted to "hangout", but was uncomfortable with me even cuddling with her.  

At this point I was pissed - I had spent close to a grand on this date - renting a 2002 Phantom, a duel double axis tourbillon Swiss chronograph, getting my clothes custom tailored, traveling to another state, taking her out to one of the finest dining establishments.  I left her bedroom determined to get just revenge on this reprobated tease.

I searched her kitchen and found nothing but condiments. However, under her kitchen sink I found some powdered Drano.  I took the powdered Drano and mixed it in with the salt in her salt shaker.  Then I mixed the Drano with the sugar in her sugar bowl. After that, I turned on the gas to her stove, making the gas pour out without making it ignite.  Then I left.

I wish her nothing but the worst. To this day I am still angry about it.

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You spent $1000 on a tinder date...

(http://i.imgur.com/zl8Be3w.gif)What do you think this place is? Buzzfeed?




...with a girl who's fridge contains nothing but ketchup packets when she invites you over...

(http://i.imgur.com/tFdO5ET.gif)




....And you still didn't smash?



(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140301173225/degrassi/images/c/c6/103875-chris-tucker-facepalm-gif-Frid-GSTI.gif)

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What do you think this place is? Buzzfeed?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on May 26, 2014, 03:33:49 PM
just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
good call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 26, 2014, 04:05:31 PM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes and murders you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on May 26, 2014, 04:06:48 PM
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just go out and have a good time , she might be super nice and funny , a new friend , drinking buddy or somebody to fuck

or if it doesnt work out , just say that
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good call man, I was overthinking this. Fuck it, worst case scenario I never see her again.

yeah I mean whats the worse that can happen , maybe you meet some new friends or maybe another girl , or end up in a conga line that stretches meters , miles , cities

anything can happen when you go out drinking
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 27, 2014, 07:12:45 AM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes and murders you.


at least you still got it in.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on May 27, 2014, 09:44:59 AM
Not necessarily.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on May 31, 2014, 10:21:56 AM
No. Worst case scenario would be that she rapes chickenhawks and murders you and then chickenhawks your still warm corpse.
Note for the Gipper this could be best case scenario
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2014, 12:13:00 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on June 03, 2014, 03:29:06 AM
SSRIs can fuck with you sexy time for sure. And it's mostly not being able to blow a load.

I just get chicks to lick my ass while I jack off if that happens. Works every time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 03, 2014, 11:12:51 AM
ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.

You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: peacepappies on June 03, 2014, 03:24:45 PM
i just ordered a samsung galaxy and now i came to this thread. will be posting. keep it up guys, ride the dragon!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 04, 2014, 10:05:38 AM
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ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
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You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on June 04, 2014, 10:17:04 AM
^ just talk to both & go with whoever appears the most receptive towards you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 05, 2014, 08:09:12 PM
^ just talk to both & go with whoever appears the most receptive towards you
You've gotten so boring. Get neck tattoos and go to prison or something and come back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on June 06, 2014, 12:21:09 AM
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ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
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You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.
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i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name

is this even a question



BOTH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 12:26:29 AM
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ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
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You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.
[close]

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name
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is this even a question



BOTH
the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on June 06, 2014, 12:32:13 AM
^that is a fucked post
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on June 06, 2014, 05:19:24 AM
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ever since i turned 22 (my birthday was may 14) i only got matched up with like 2 girls. When i was 21 i would get a match every other night. Should i lie and say im 21, i mean its not that big of a lie.
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You're over the hill man.  You should just get chemically castrated.  Didnt Aristotle say something about how losing your sex drive is like finally getting off the back of a wild stallion.  Or some shit.
[close]

i actually got matched up with two girls last night, the one girl seems like a "punk rocker" type girl cause she has those huge stupid gauge ear rings but still pretty hot and the other girl is decent. Doesn't really to seem to have anything going for her but shes cute and seems like we would have a fun time cause shes my age. So who should i message this weekend? Weird thing i just realized, they both have the same name
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is this even a question



BOTH
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the thing is like i said they both have the SAME name so if i give both of them my numbers i wouldn't be able to know which one is which if they both text me, i plan on hitting them both up but for right now I'm going to tackle one at a time

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on June 06, 2014, 05:27:01 AM
god damn, tobey just went full-person
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 05:57:05 AM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SHAWN COMBOVER on June 06, 2014, 06:50:32 AM
this is fucking incredible. you are blowing it player. 2 birds with one stone like penis.
i have a hard time believing that this is a real conversation.
it isn't. im taking the red pill next time. and getting tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on June 06, 2014, 08:00:33 AM
Tobey = SLAP poster that most lives up to the character that their account is based off of.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 06, 2014, 08:34:09 AM
this tobey has to be trolling, no one can be that simple
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 09:05:51 AM
yeah I'm an idiot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on June 06, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
At this rate Tobey is getting my POTY vote.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on June 06, 2014, 12:51:58 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
Do they have fucking last names like most other humans? If not. Just put _____ Gauges or ________ Fat and do it that way.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on June 06, 2014, 01:10:50 PM
i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back

Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 06, 2014, 01:22:22 PM
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i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
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Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by

he'll probably write "______ (tinder)" for both of them.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 05:51:33 PM
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on June 06, 2014, 06:14:56 PM
sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday

real talk you gon have to get over this shit man. I understand that you're gonna want to talk to girls who're actually into you and you have a right to be selective HOWEVER in the initial stages you gotta not be a little bitch & make a move. women get attention all the time so they dont really have to go out on limb to see if some guy is interested and most often they wont, even if they have some type of interest in them. If you're too scared to text her first...how you gon be able to expect to handle everything else? im rooting for ya man but sheeeesh! just stop overthinking shit & dont be afraid to fail if you ever happen to do so. look at it this way, you gotta make all these stupid mistakes early with these random tinder girls so you can learn from them so one day down the line whenever you meet a girl that you REALLY like, you already know what to do & arent learning on the job.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2014, 06:24:50 PM
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sleepy: its tinder it only shows the first name

shitsandwhich: i don't like getting their number and having to text them first because the past year and a half when ever i would text a girl they would never respond so i give my number out and if they want to hang out they can text me. Instead of making me feel like shit if i text first and they don't respond.

I'm just going to message the "punk" girl tonight and then message the other girl around Monday or Tuesday
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real talk you gon have to get over this shit man. I understand that you're gonna want to talk to girls who're actually into you and you have a right to be selective HOWEVER in the initial stages you gotta not be a little bitch & make a move. women get attention all the time so they dont really have to go out on limb to see if some guy is interested and most often they wont, even if they have some type of interest in them. If you're too scared to text her first...how you gon be able to expect to handle everything else? im rooting for ya man but sheeeesh! just stop overthinking shit & dont be afraid to fail if you ever happen to do so. look at it this way, you gotta make all these stupid mistakes early with these random tinder girls so you can learn from them so one day down the line whenever you meet a girl that you REALLY like, you already know what to do & arent learning on the job.

well the girl that i slept with ( i talked about a couple pages back) we exchanged numbers and i texted her first and she responded so that gave me a little confidence of texting girls first, just to let you know i always message them first on tinder so im not that much of a bitch, but still kind of a bitch when it comes to pretty girls who i never met
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MFLUDER on June 07, 2014, 03:50:57 AM
My friend got the bug. Book in for a test at a free clinic ASAP.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on June 08, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
Way to be proactive Tobey. Take control of this situation. Get their numbers and save them as girl 1 and girl 2 with a screen shot of their tindr profile pic. Eat pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on June 08, 2014, 10:45:48 AM
Tobey = SLAP poster that most lives up to the character that their account is based off of.

This thread is too good!! ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on June 08, 2014, 09:09:08 PM
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i think you guys are missing the fact that they both have the same name, so if i talk to both of them at the same time on tinder and things go well for both of them and i give them my number and one of them texts me saying 'hey its (insert name) whats up"? how am i going to know if its the punk girl or the other girl? I feel weird if i ask are you the (insert name) with the gauges. It makes me feel like a 'player" cause it would seem i hook up with a lot of girls on tinder, which obviously I don't. Ill probably have a few beers tonight so if you guys think i should go for both at the same time then i guess ill do it and report back
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Ask them for their number first and when you save their number write something next to their names that you can remember them by

www.youtube.com/watch?v=877CXbk0MN4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=877CXbk0MN4#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 09, 2014, 01:14:51 AM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CumOnYourFace on June 09, 2014, 01:35:05 AM
well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
You're clearly a douche.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 09, 2014, 01:44:38 AM
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well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
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You're clearly a douche.

i guess sarcasm doesn't really go well over the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on June 09, 2014, 09:43:26 AM
Yeah, there's no sarcasm on the internet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on June 09, 2014, 08:24:55 PM
i'm supposed to meet this black girl off okcupid and get my first dip into chocolatey goodness
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on June 09, 2014, 09:42:59 PM
I dont know a lot about life but I know one thing and that fucking black girls is awesome and surprisingly enough a decent way to burn off a couple unwanted calories
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on June 10, 2014, 04:07:50 PM
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well the punk girl didn't respond cause she must be gay cause I'm such a catch and the other girl messaged me back saying she can't do anything thing in till next week so i was stressing over nothing
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You're clearly a douche.
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i guess sarcasm doesn't really go well over the internet

no cum slinger is clearly an idiot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2014, 08:01:13 PM
well the punk girl messaged me back today! we messaged each other for about 2 hours and then she gave me her number, hopefully we will hang out this weekend and watch one of the trailer park movies (shes really in to that show and so am i) so it could be a fun night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 10, 2014, 08:54:52 PM
not trying to discourage you tobey, but don't be surprised if she isn't as pretty or thin in person. girls are magicians when it comes to photographing themselves.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 10, 2014, 09:08:11 PM
Tobey, post up her profile pic, if you don't mind.  We can let you know if there is anything to be concerned about.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
not trying to discourage you tobey, but don't be surprised if she isn't as pretty or thin in person. girls are magicians when it comes to photographing themselves.



I don't mind if shes a little thicker than her pictures on tinder seem to be, i can't be choosy. I have been on a 3 year dry streak in till last month so I'm just trying to get back in to the whole hanging out with girls thing and getting my confidence back.

Tobey, post up her profile pic, if you don't mind.  We can let you know if there is anything to be concerned about.
I'm not saying shes extremely hot but shes cute and we both never seen the 2006 trailer park boys movie ( i seen count down to liquor day) so it would seem like a fun night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 11, 2014, 12:18:43 AM
tobey just remember you don't know this girl or what she is really like, so once she gets into your house let her know you have a knife.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PumpkinEsc0bar on June 11, 2014, 07:50:33 AM
recently broke my dry spell as well, almost 2 years. So now I've been going wild messaging everyone. The lamest shit too, whatever!

you guys see the new update? It's like snapchat, but called "Moments" They have 24 hours to see whatever photo you send. The negative about it is it sends the photo to ALL of your matches. You can't pick just one. Sounds like a real accident waiting to happen.. especially since some of my matches are my friends in real life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on June 11, 2014, 08:40:34 AM
recently broke my dry spell as well, almost 2 years. So now I've been going wild messaging everyone. The lamest shit too, whatever!

you guys see the new update? It's like snapchat, but called "Moments" They have 24 hours to see whatever photo you send. The negative about it is it sends the photo to ALL of your matches. You can't pick just one. Sounds like a real accident waiting to happen.. especially since some of my matches are my friends in real life
unmatch with them and block duh. Gotta keep that inbox clear for real matches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 12, 2014, 08:22:07 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on June 12, 2014, 08:51:58 AM
get a bj
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 12, 2014, 08:53:21 AM
god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on June 12, 2014, 09:16:59 AM
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god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
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get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!


this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 12, 2014, 09:56:05 AM
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god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
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get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!

that's actually good advice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on June 12, 2014, 10:28:12 AM
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god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
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get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!
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this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?

lol amazing story. you must be wealthy or have some serious charm or something to have been able to hang onto her after all that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on June 12, 2014, 12:39:08 PM
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god damn it! I just found out the chick i have been chatting to is the fat one in the pictures. I am way too shallow to meet up with her, she is so nice and i don't know how to get myself out of this.
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get wasted, lay some pipe, pass out and piss the bed. you won't be invited back [if my experiences are any indicator]. check and mate!
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this is good advice. fuck her anyway. get it in and dont ever talk to her again if you dont want to. have you read the fat chick thread?

and from my experience as well, pissing the bed is a sure fire way to piss off whatever woman youre sharing the bed with. i went on vacation on a houseboat with my girlfriend at the time and 10 other people a few years ago. i got so wasted i pissed the bed the first two nights. she was so pissed and hated me so much by the third day that she thought about calling her dad and asking for a plane ticket home. i acted real sorry and she got over my behavior and i still fucked her every day on the pee covered bed. until the last night we were there and my dick and balls started to swell up and get all crusty and infected. turns out that after spending hours a day in our filthy hot tub, not bathing the whole trip, and consuming nothing but alcohol, i worked up a pretty gnarly bacterial and fungal infection all over my lower half. shit was brutal, but i went to the hospital after we got back and they hooked me up with some antibiotics and it cleared up in a few days. pretty cool story, huh?
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lol amazing story. you must be wealthy or have some serious charm or something to have been able to hang onto her after all that.

definitely not wealthy. i spent pretty much every dollar i had on that trip at the time. i really dont know what made her forgive me. probably the fact that she was stuck on a boat on a giant lake in kentucky. the weird thing is we were one of four couples on the boat and we probably fought the least. she definitely hated that trip though.

houseboats though. if you love to drink all day long and you can get a good crew together, definitely do it. just dont sit in the hot tub for hours pretending youre a millionaire like i did, because your simmering in bacteria. women can be good and bad on trips like that. they tend to clean up and cook without you even asking (thats pretty dickheadish of me to say, but it was true), and you can have sex with them, but a week long bender on a boat is definitely more of a dudes trip from what i learned.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 12, 2014, 10:16:57 PM
i was high when i wrote that, and when i'm high i'm considerate of peoples feelings and stuff, but now i sober and don't care so i'm just gonna block her. i'd get a BJ from her for sure but that means i'd have to hang out with her more than once to get to that stage and probably have to kiss her and there is no way i'm doing that. thanks for the advice though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on June 12, 2014, 10:30:16 PM
Why block her? You might as well straight up ask for a bj and see what happens. It reminds me, when I first heard of tinder me and some buddies took my friend's phone who got it (this was like 2-3 years ago before everyone had it). We right swiped everyone and matched with this really gnarly fat chick and started messaging her.

The first message was literally, "I want to fill you to the brim."

You would think she would block him, but she responded something like "lol thats gross. what are you up to?" So I guess the point is, she can't say yes if you don't ask.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 19, 2014, 12:30:19 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 19, 2014, 07:50:15 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
maybe phrase it more lyrically like that dead boys song 'girl, i don't really wanna dance. i, i just wanna get in your pants'.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on June 19, 2014, 09:12:00 AM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Yeah it sounds creepy to me but I know nothing of these apps, their etiquette and the youth of today.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yukaton on June 19, 2014, 07:07:37 PM
Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 20, 2014, 04:11:38 AM
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Quick question, i found one one girl on there that i use to hang out with in high school and we only kissed haven't really talked to her in about 2 years, but my question is should i shoot her a text saying "hey if your looking for someone to fuck off of tinder you might as well do it with me" is that creepy?
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Yes but maybe phrase it like: " Your looking for dick? mine works most of the time, lets fuck"

don't phrase it like that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 20, 2014, 06:57:01 AM
Why block her? You might as well straight up ask for a bj and see what happens. It reminds me, when I first heard of tinder me and some buddies took my friend's phone who got it (this was like 2-3 years ago before everyone had it). We right swiped everyone and matched with this really gnarly fat chick and started messaging her.

The first message was literally, "I want to fill you to the brim."

You would think she would block him, but she responded something like "lol thats gross. what are you up to?" So I guess the point is, she can't say yes if you don't ask.

took your advice was cringe worthy asking her because i knew she was not that type at all. short story short she blocked me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: jildo on June 20, 2014, 09:59:00 PM
really questioned you guys on this one. went like 0-8 on good conversations/any luck, but then just pulled a number from her a few trys later.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 22, 2014, 09:10:36 AM
my buddy started a page for our mutual friend unbeknownst to said friend. it's got 11 likes or whatever [matches?] so one of these days he's gonna foist it on him. might be a bad scene cause my one buddy is taciturn and prolly gonna see it as a violation of sorts bu i think it's pretty rad, now i want him to make one for me. i'll just sit and grin, the snatch will roll right in........
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 07, 2014, 12:35:31 AM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: get gnarly on July 07, 2014, 12:45:47 AM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend

Both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 07, 2014, 01:50:33 PM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend
wait what?
sometime this month?
why put a roadblock in your own way?
hang out with both back to back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 07, 2014, 02:48:48 PM
wish i could fuck around with this thing but it's not worth making a facebook for. A+ thread though, has definitely provided the laughs

Dude... it absolutely is. Just use a fake email.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on July 07, 2014, 03:51:18 PM
whatever u do tobey, don't stop updating us.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 07, 2014, 04:04:50 PM
honestly i might give up on just having sex in general because i like said a couple pages back i didn't cum when i had sex with that girl and she was really cute and the whole time i was fooling around with her and was worried that my beer would get warm. Maybe it was because she was super loose and i dont have the biggest dick in the world so that could have been it but i plan on hanging out with one of these 2 girls i got their numbers off tinder. One seems like she has a great ass and the other one is a ginger. I am conflicted because im an ass man but i also never hooked up with a ginger so im leaving my choice up to the gods of slap. You pick both are the same age too

edit: forgot to say i plan on hanging out with both of them some time this month but i dont want to hang out with both of them the same weekend because i don't want to drink 2 nights in a row i just need to choose who i will hang out with this weekend

what kind of beer was it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 07, 2014, 04:14:21 PM
Tobey how the fuck do you expect to hang out with two chicks in the same month? Like aren't you worried you'll call one by the wrong name or accidentally pocket dial one of them while you are fucking the other? Like realistically?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 07, 2014, 04:23:13 PM
tobey maybe you like guys?  seriously have u ever thought about it?

or maybe you just really really like cold beer?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 07, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on July 07, 2014, 06:41:23 PM
don't EVER stop updating us Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on July 07, 2014, 07:59:37 PM
don't EVER stop updating us Tobey.

 ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: yukaton on July 07, 2014, 10:05:26 PM
https://m.facebook.com/events/249029298624638/
 Vancouver whitecaps are having a tinder night. This is real
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on July 07, 2014, 11:16:04 PM
Went on a tinder date the other week, I thought this chick was going to be mediocre than boom she was way hotter than I thought and out of my league, i thought it went well, though she hasn't replied to the two text messages I sent her since. I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

I have another tinder date this Friday, not looking forward to it. I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck. I had a bit of luck on this app when I first started going on it a year or so a go, I found some right sluts that just wanted the schlong, now I'm going on stupid fucking dates. I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 08, 2014, 02:08:31 AM
im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 08, 2014, 07:30:17 AM
I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck.


N.W.A - I ain't the one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwUO_NHAjQA#)

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 08, 2014, 09:37:06 AM
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im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
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I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.

im on a pretty strong SSRI called paxil and another pill for panic attacks called geodon, i dont think its the geodon because when i was just on that i had fun during sex but that might be because i was drunk or maybe im just a pussy and need to make a legit connection with the girl to be really in to it which i havent been in about 3-4 years
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 08, 2014, 10:02:34 AM
Went on a tinder date the other week, I thought this chick was going to be mediocre than boom she was way hotter than I thought and out of my league, i thought it went well, though she hasn't replied to the two text messages I sent her since. I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

I have another tinder date this Friday, not looking forward to it. I just want to fuck, I can't be spending cash on women that I ain't going to fuck. I had a bit of luck on this app when I first started going on it a year or so a go, I found some right sluts that just wanted the schlong, now I'm going on stupid fucking dates. I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
dont treat them like theyre hot...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on July 08, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
I also hope this one doesn't turn out to be hot, that would suck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 08, 2014, 11:26:46 AM
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 08, 2014, 12:49:38 PM
Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.


what did you say that got her all pissed off?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 08, 2014, 03:24:01 PM
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im pretty sure its because of the meds im on, i told my doctor about it and he said to only take half of my meds on a night i might have sex so hopefully that will make the night more fun. SSRI's are the worst or like you said fenzadill i might just be in to guys
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I've been on SSRI's for 2+ years now and never had a problem sexually. I know they say they can have an effect but maybe it's a combination of meds. Are you in anything else? It could also be a psychological thing.
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im on a pretty strong SSRI called paxil and another pill for panic attacks called geodon, i dont think its the geodon because when i was just on that i had fun during sex but that might be because i was drunk or maybe im just a pussy and need to make a legit connection with the girl to be really in to it which i havent been in about 3-4 years
Could be the drugs or as you said it could be that you are lacking a connection with these girls. I'm on citalopram and use propanarol occasionally and neither have effected me. I stopped taking the citalopram for a while because I forgot to fill my script and it didn't go so well so I decided to stay on it for now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 08, 2014, 04:43:57 PM
So Tinder is finally starting to pay off, when I was in Richmond over the weekend this gorgeous black girl hit me up at 2:30 am when our 4th of July party was winding down and invited me over, we ended up boning while watching United States of Tara. When she was walking me out she told me she felt like she should give me something, so I guess I did a good job...and/or she thinks I'm a prostitute. Stoked either way. Plus I met this rad girl who's bigger than I'd usually go for, but hanging out with her is a blast so fuck it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: McDuff on July 08, 2014, 10:13:48 PM
I think she also realises she is out of my league. what a slut.

i cant stop laughing at this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 09, 2014, 04:27:58 PM
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Been consistently hanging out with/boning a girl I met on Tinder about a month ago. She's cool and by far the best looking girl I've ever slept with (like, well out of my league), but she's not very cultured (she's rich, white, and southern). Last night she got super upset because she thought I didn't respect her intelligence and only want to fuck. Well, she wasn't entirely wrong (I do respect her intelligence because she is smart, but I just don't think she's been exposed to very much and because of that our frames of reference are very different). That conflict was way more serious than I intended for things to get, and shit got real weird and I left. I kind of panicked about being called out and I felt like I huge asshole. On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
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what did you say that got her all pissed off?


She's cool and open to learning, so I told her I thought she might be a little underexposed. Learned very quickly that that was a really shitty idea. I've said stupid shit like that to girls in the past, so it's something I need to not be such a condescending dick about. However, we made up and are about to go get a drink together. I think all's well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 09, 2014, 10:28:06 PM
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On the drive home I realized that she swallowed my cum less than 30 minutes before this conflict because I told her I wanted her to. I wonder how shitty that feels.
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However, we made up and are about to go get a drink together. I think all's well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 10, 2014, 04:20:32 PM
So Tinder is finally starting to pay off, when I was in Richmond over the weekend this gorgeous black girl hit me up at 2:30 am when our 4th of July party was winding down and invited me over, we ended up boning while watching United States of Tara. When she was walking me out she told me she felt like she should give me something, so I guess I did a good job...and/or she thinks I'm a prostitute. Stoked either way. Plus I met this rad girl who's bigger than I'd usually go for, but hanging out with her is a blast so fuck it.
i c u dawg
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JamesNtheGntPch on July 15, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131009000302/degrassi/images/9/97/Tyra-Banks-tyra-banks-24644438-250-187.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: toque on July 15, 2014, 09:53:21 PM
To get on tinder I would have to update my OS on my phone which doesnt have enough memory to do so.Think I'd have to delete all my photos/apps off my phone to make it work...might need a new phone?  and I'd have to make a facebook account.  This shit is pissing me off.  Can't see myself jumping through all these hoops just to do it. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 16, 2014, 09:30:18 AM
To get on tinder I would have to update my OS on my phone which doesnt have enough memory to do so.Think I'd have to delete all my photos/apps off my phone to make it work...might need a new phone?  and I'd have to make a facebook account.  This shit is pissing me off.  Can't see myself jumping through all these hoops just to do it. 

damn dude youre lazy as fuck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 16, 2014, 08:19:06 PM
just join ok cupid or something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 17, 2014, 06:41:03 PM
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 17, 2014, 11:47:48 PM
gonna try that out and use it like instagram.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 18, 2014, 12:34:24 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on July 18, 2014, 01:38:53 AM
me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls

Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 18, 2014, 07:00:26 AM
Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.

did u smash?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on July 18, 2014, 09:44:08 AM
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Went on a "Tinder" date and the girl ended up being a married, 42 year old dude.
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did u smash?

It's called experimenting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 18, 2014, 01:17:14 PM
conan on tinder! might be the funniest one yet.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkiR1KjIw7k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkiR1KjIw7k#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 18, 2014, 01:28:30 PM
anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving

i bet if you added a puppy to the crutches photo you would quadruple your responses


someone on here should post a fake crutches photo to see what happens
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GUCCIMANE on July 18, 2014, 01:30:25 PM
walked into a bar, saw a chick sitting alone having a tinder sesh, so I asked her if we could get a perfect match out side of tinder and have a date right now, she said no and was really insulted so i just laughed and left.

did the same to another chick at a bbq she said YES!!!! we didn't hooked up but we had a funny night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 18, 2014, 02:24:40 PM
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anybody here fuck with that moments feature on tinder?
i noticed that by posting a few choice pictures through it i got 2x the amount of messages from girls. some of them i messaged back in march originally, but they never replied for whatever reason. i post one picture of myself on crutches and instantly i have five separate girls saying how they want to come and take care of me. there aren't enough days in the week for the number of nurses i want. tinder is like the gift that keeps giving
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i bet if you added a puppy to the crutches photo you would quadruple your responses


someone on here should post a fake crutches photo to see what happens
if i had a puppy the game would be changed. i'll take one next time i'm with a puppy and post the results
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 18, 2014, 06:26:32 PM
walked into a bar, saw a chick sitting alone having a tinder sesh, so I asked her if we could get a perfect match out side of tinder and have a date right now, she said no and was really insulted so i just laughed and left.

did the same to another chick at a bbq she said YES!!!! we didn't hooked up but we had a funny night

If you don't end your posts with "BURRR!" nobody is going to take you seriously.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 19, 2014, 11:58:48 PM
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me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
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Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game

jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 20, 2014, 05:24:23 AM
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me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
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Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
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jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 11:10:38 AM
When I was in Phoenix, tinder was the shit.  now I just get matched up with phat farm girls.
got this one today
(http://i.imgur.com/ICMukbf.png)
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Post by: DMH on July 20, 2014, 11:13:57 AM
When I was in Phoenix, tinder was the shit.  now I just get matched up with phat farm girls.
got this one today
(http://i.imgur.com/ICMukbf.png)

You must be a handsome motherfucker, Colin.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 11:42:25 AM
yeah im pretty sexy but i got a terrible personality
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scorpion1001 on July 20, 2014, 01:01:34 PM
nigga said phat farm lmao
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on July 20, 2014, 01:16:28 PM
These posts are hilarious. Yall must live in buttfuck nowhere if you need an app to pull girls. Ever try going out? Every try not being a pussy?

It would bother me if my girl had an online dating account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on July 20, 2014, 01:53:27 PM
These posts are hilarious. Yall must live in buttfuck nowhere if you need an app to pull girls. Ever try going out? Every try not being a pussy?

It would bother me if my girl had an online dating account

your girl probably has an online dating account
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 20, 2014, 02:22:50 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.
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Post by: pencil on July 20, 2014, 04:38:58 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.

damn girl you'd be in the 9 club fa'sho if you grind my rail(;
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 20, 2014, 07:06:43 PM
Ok so what oening lines have you guys pulled out that gets the best response? The whole hey whats up you look like a babe shit aint working and its been way too long since I got my dick wet.
i'm telling you man. just send like four or five of the heart eyes emoji and maybe the kissing one. maybe follow it up with a compliment if you're really feeling it. it works everytime. your pictures should also be you looking your best, but you have to stand out. no dad-on-vacation pictures or super pixelated pictures. make sure there's something relative to who you are in real life in that goofy about you section. keep talking and talking when they reply. the more you talk the more likely they'll just be up front and give you their number and say to text them instead. that's my tinder coach tip for the day
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 20, 2014, 11:37:26 PM
The only two first lines I ever try are "hey _____ :) (emoji smiley, no text bullshit) youre really cute" or "whats a beautiful girl like you doing on an app like this?". I also don't keep trying to speak forever, but it usually doesn't take that long to get numbers either. My main tactic on the hunt is bringing up the subject of Netflix. At some point, when you're learning about her boring shit that she likes to do, she will possibly mention watching shows or movies on netflix. If she doesn't, talk about how you do, then ask if she does. An example of how it should look:

you: what do you like to do? do you watch any shows on netflix or anything?
her: yeah I love orange is the new black, finished breaking bad... (etc.)
you: haha yeah breaking bad is awesome! right now im watching _____ (whatever show you might watch)
her: she might say she watches/likes that show, maybe she doesn't. either way it doesn't matter at this point.
you: depending on what she says, respond accordingly, then use this line: "we should chill some time and watch something! whats your number?"

If she's actually interested, or isn't just on there to talk to guys (some girls are), it shouldn't be too hard to get at least a few numbers. Even so, if she's in your apartment and you're chilling on your bed "watching" something for 5 minutes before you try to move in to kiss her, that does not mean you're guaranteed to get laid. I've had multiple girls be cool with making out and letting me suck their tits, even play with my dick, but still didn't want to fuck, and that does suck. Which is why I also never drive anywhere to meet them anymore, they always come over to my place. I've had a girl come over, start making out, try to make some moves on her and she says "I don't want to have sex, I'm sorry. My boyfriend just broke up with me." When she got up to leave, I didn't stop her. She literally drove about 30 miles to get to my place and left within about 10 minutes. Glad I didn't waste my time or gas.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 21, 2014, 12:11:33 AM
ever since i changed my bio to "the only thing i expect from girls from tinder is to get drunk and watch netflix with me" that was two nights ago and since then i have gotten six matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on July 21, 2014, 03:47:28 PM
wow, who knew..  all that time i spent when i was single and dating i should have been asking girls if they wanted to watch tv
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on July 22, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
My favorite Geto Boys song is basically the theme music for Tinder

Geto Boys - Quickie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vag8aUH_Ueo&index=89&list=FL9RkDBR8V_w6T10EHuBxWSg#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 22, 2014, 09:30:30 AM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 22, 2014, 11:14:09 AM
bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat

Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 22, 2014, 01:53:25 PM
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bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat
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Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend

fool did i say anything about dick pics? relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on July 22, 2014, 02:20:42 PM
relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol

usually thats when it IS over.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 23, 2014, 10:12:50 PM
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me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
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Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
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jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
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You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.

i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 23, 2014, 10:19:22 PM
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me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
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Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
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jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
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You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.
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i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!

haha you're the best tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 01:15:32 AM
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me and this girl have been texting for about 2 weeks now and we were going to hang out this friday night, i texted her tonight to confirm our plans and she than says she wants to get to know me better before we hang out. Like then you should hang out with me instead of just texting, you cant get to know someone through text messages so now im bummed cause i was really looking forward to hang out with this girl cause shes pretty cute. Well now we are facebook friends so hopefully that would be a good step towards hanging out with her.

i will never understand cute girls
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Tobey straight up crushing the online dating game
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jokes on you cause she immediately stopped talking to me as soon as we became facebook friends
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You're awesome Tobey. Don't ever change.
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i messaged that girl tonight asking why she even gave me her number if she won't respond to me. She said she doesn't believe who i say i am, i guess because im so good looking and not because i haven't updated a picture since 2011, so i took my first selfie since myspace and sent it to her and now we are talking again!
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haha you're the best tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 24, 2014, 01:31:49 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 01:56:05 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...
Damn this could be good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on July 24, 2014, 02:02:40 AM
Lots of butterscotch pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 24, 2014, 02:53:25 AM
Lots of butterscotch pussy.
Like a kid in a candy shop
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: professional on July 24, 2014, 04:08:50 AM
So I arrived in copenhagen yesterday night and tried out the Girls here, like: I only pushed the heart. Shit,mit took me along time to get through all chicks, stopped counting after 1000 ...

I personally don't fuck with Tinder but I was also in Copenhagen recently and all of the guys I was with were cleaning up there. The Danes are fucking beautiful and VERY friendly...God damn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BarcelonaCEO on July 24, 2014, 05:18:12 AM
I hate/love this app

Useful but painful to use
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on July 24, 2014, 06:43:44 AM
First thing you do is find out how their relationship with their father is...  If it's good then unmatch, but if it's bad...  Game on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 24, 2014, 08:23:02 AM
First thing you do is find out how their relationship with their father is...  If it's good then unmatch, but if it's bad...  Game on.



wisdom hammers right here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 24, 2014, 10:48:45 AM
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bout to get on my tinder grind in chicago since it looks like my 3 year relationship is over cause my girls friend was one of my "best friends" on snapchat
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Serves you right for sending dick picks to your girl's friend
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fool did i say anything about dick pics? relationship aint over cause i actually won an argument for once lol
So you were actually sending her dick pics huh?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on July 24, 2014, 02:15:59 PM
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on July 24, 2014, 02:35:35 PM
my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.

or you could just get a few messages going and ask for her number like a normal person? lol niggas out here lying to girls for no reason n shit. after a few messages I just say something along the lines of i don't wanna get lost in the mix on there (girls get wayyyy more activity than guys on these sites) and give her my number. if she's truly interested she'll text you shorty after or the very next day. if not, then keep it movin

copying word-for-word responses (off the internet no less) really isn't what you wanna do. its really just a crutch for weak conversational skills and after a while these girls start to see yall repeating each other and once she recognizes that shit you're already written off as a lame. develop some better conversation skills & try out your own shit. even if you clown yourself or it doesn't work its always gonna be low-risk/high-reward and experience is gonna give you more knowledge than anybody on this website ever will. i know most of yall just looking for skeezers & quick fucks, but even still, if you want get with some of the better looking women on there you gotta come correct with the shit. aint like its an open-playing field man these girls literally get HUNDREDS of messages each week if not more. One girl i met off OkC a while back showed me her inbox and its fucking ridiculous. it be like 817 unread messages in that bitch, no lie. sometimes these girls don't even be rejecting you when you DO come correct its just a matter of luck & standing out due to her own personal preferences. Girls have exponentially more options than guys on there, so I'm pretty sure you friend aint the only one saying that exact shit. these girls have seen it all man, trust me lol
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Post by: skate_bored on July 24, 2014, 06:07:22 PM
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my buddy told me this has been working pretty well:

match a few girls, get a few messages going, and then tell them "hey i dont want you to think im cutting you off, but this app just isnt for me so im going to delete it." and then tell them something about how you want to keep talking and get their number.

then next week once you've had your fun, re-surface and repeat.  i dont have the app but i could see it working.
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or you could just get a few messages going and ask for her number like a normal person? lol niggas out here lying to girls for no reason n shit. after a few messages I just say something along the lines of i don't wanna get lost in the mix on there (girls get wayyyy more activity than guys on these sites) and give her my number. if she's truly interested she'll text you shorty after or the very next day. if not, then keep it movin

copying word-for-word responses (off the internet no less) really isn't what you wanna do. its really just a crutch for weak conversational skills and after a while these girls start to see yall repeating each other and once she recognizes that shit you're already written off as a lame. develop some better conversation skills & try out your own shit. even if you clown yourself or it doesn't work its always gonna be low-risk/high-reward and experience is gonna give you more knowledge than anybody on this website ever will. i know most of yall just looking for skeezers & quick fucks, but even still, if you want get with some of the better looking women on there you gotta come correct with the shit. aint like its an open-playing field man these girls literally get HUNDREDS of messages each week if not more. One girl i met off OkC a while back showed me her inbox and its fucking ridiculous. it be like 817 unread messages in that bitch, no lie. sometimes these girls don't even be rejecting you when you DO come correct its just a matter of luck & standing out due to her own personal preferences. Girls have exponentially more options than guys on there, so I'm pretty sure you friend aint the only one saying that exact shit. these girls have seen it all man, trust me lol

we're all just shooting the shit in here. its a bunch of dudes trying to get some pussy on an app for your phone that might as well be called "lets fuck". i was just sharing a technique that i could see a girl falling for.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 25, 2014, 12:01:29 AM
i found kind a way to get the girls number with out asking for it. when the conversation is dying or you set a day to hang out just say "i actually have to charge my phone (which is true in my case) should i give you my number so you can hit me up when ever you want to hang out or should i just message you on here" it worked 6 out 8 times for me so yea
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 25, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
"and then she cut me off.."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 25, 2014, 12:30:35 AM
"and then she cut me off.."

this is true, out of those six girls only two of them talk to me but that's just cause i suck at texting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 25, 2014, 02:17:42 AM
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"and then she cut me off.."
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this is true, out of those six girls only two of them talk to me but that's just cause i suck at texting
I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on July 25, 2014, 05:25:46 AM
I can't go to the grocery store anymore without seeing a bunch of girls who No'ed or ignored me on dates with taller, better looking tinder dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 25, 2014, 08:07:53 AM
I can't go to the grocery store anymore without seeing a bunch of girls who No'ed or ignored me on dates with taller, better looking tinder dudes.


next time you see one of these girls just pull this move that frank reynolds uses. it helps if you have a wad of hundreds that you "accidentally" pull out when putting your magnum condom back in your pocket.

The Best Pick Up Line Eve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfI-wozg2a0#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 25, 2014, 09:56:58 AM
Damn it's a crazy world we live in right now, without needing to trick the girls you can just get free pussy off your phone.  Why do guys still pay to fuck hookers when Tinder exists??

I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on July 25, 2014, 01:48:41 PM
i switched over to looking at girls again and finally got my first match. also all of the photos of 'myself' are not myself, so this is going to be pretty tricky.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on July 25, 2014, 05:13:07 PM
i'm overwhelmed with matches.i rarley message them and few girls message first. usually they say something basic, that man wouldnt ge a response to if that was his first message. I dont know why i dont try harder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 26, 2014, 10:41:53 PM
so i got matched up with a girl that lives the next town over we have been messaging each other for a few days and when i woke up from my nap yesterday she just gave me her number and told me to text her. So i texted her she said she was going in to the city and coming back and wants to meet up, so i told her ill get a six pack and we can share it, so im a nervous wreck so i started to drink a couple of beers and then it got late and she said shes at a party but still wanted to come over so i said come over. its about 12 30 at night at this point and i drank about 3 beers so im feeling good, she gets to my house we talked for a second then i invited her in and she said okay. she sat in my basement for about 3 minutes got a phone call and said she has to pick up her friends from the party and i said thats fine. So she left and then i texted her saying like why did you even leave the party if you were just going to leave my house to go back she then hit me with a text saying she has a boyfriend (which is probably a lie) and said to never text her again. I just felt like complete shit like this girl just looked at me for not even a minute and just basically said no thanks. I think she got freaked out because in my pictures i have kind of long hair that just covers my big ass forehead and when i got a haircut recently and when i get haircuts i just get a buzz. So now im thinking of deactivating my tinder account cause she just made me feel so horrible ( i still feel like shit). And all i wanted to do is just watch a movie on netflix and give her some beers cause i didnt want to drink a six pack of pounders to myself but i ended up doing it anyway   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on July 26, 2014, 11:06:42 PM
yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on July 26, 2014, 11:19:59 PM
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I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
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^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 26, 2014, 11:22:45 PM
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I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
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^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
[close]
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years old


yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol

yea but the thing is when i go out with my friends or whatever we don't take pictures or upload them to facebook, we just drink but i asked this one girl who i have been friends with since middle school to take pictures of me next time she comes over to swim or whatever cause shes a facebook whore and uploads so many selfies. So hopefully i can pick a couple of good photos from there and put them on tinder. ps i don't take selfies so that might hurt my game but i don't want to be seemed like a douche cause the guys that take selfies in my area think their ghetto or their gay and im not either one of those
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Iceman on July 27, 2014, 08:32:06 AM
like will said, you gotta be resilient in this game, tobey. anyway, i know you felt nervous, but her showing up to an alcohol-buzzed dude with beer breath could have put her off. also, it probably made you less sharp than you could have been. if you can get yourself to genuinely not care if chicks like you or not, while being able to remain conscientious, not only will your confidence rise, but so will your standing with women.

as lame as it might sound, if you have any other buddies who are also into the online dating thing, you guys should team up and take pics of yourselves --> but get a female opinion regarding which shots to use. if the middle school friend is available for either, that would work as well.

go get 'em killer!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: NickDagger on July 27, 2014, 10:14:59 AM
Guys can you please spice this thread up a little with pix of the chix?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SodaJerk on July 27, 2014, 02:28:59 PM
Guys can you please spice this thread up a little with pix of the chix?
I can imagine you doing the "no no none of these will do" thing in your sig to the photos posted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 27, 2014, 05:45:30 PM
pics of tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smellyfart on July 27, 2014, 09:03:45 PM
theres been a couple matches where i meant to hit the girl up but got caught up doing more important things, any of you guys hit up matches even though its been a hot minute since you actually matched them?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on July 27, 2014, 09:22:37 PM
theres been a couple matches where i meant to hit the girl up but got caught up doing more important things, any of you guys hit up matches even though its been a hot minute since you actually matched them?

I like to use this line when this happens. "Sorry it took so long to respond, I was just at whole foods trying to figure out what you want for breakfast ;)"

Works like a charm.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 31, 2014, 09:24:16 PM
just went through a pretty rough relationship. got tinder a couple days ago. got a match. going over tonight. ill report back to u guys if hot or not

yes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on July 31, 2014, 09:30:57 PM
also we need pics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 31, 2014, 11:08:09 PM
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I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
[close]

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
[close]
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?

I feel like rule number one for meeting somebody on the internet is "If they invite you to their basement, don't go," so I'm actually impressed you got as far as you did, tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 08, 2014, 10:49:19 AM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on August 08, 2014, 11:52:50 AM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)

+Follow
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateordie on August 08, 2014, 02:10:21 PM
http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/ (http://elitedaily.com/envision/sweden-place-tinder-exist-results-infinitely-better-photos/701105/)

unreal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 08, 2014, 02:19:55 PM
Holy shit.....18?! Some of those girls has to be some fat dude catfishing guys or something. I refuse to believe this chick needs Tinder to meet with guys, even if it is to fuck.

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/f9f76cd6dd4ee71fc23cb7ee2bed4d86.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 08, 2014, 02:37:10 PM
Can be many things , girl might be insecure , girl might want random hookups , girl might not be super social and doesnt go out alot or she spends alot of time on computer , or like many times she just enjoys the attention . Girl like that on a dating site must get tons of messages and friends requests

or its a fake one , welcome to the internet where men are men , women are men and children are FBI agents
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on August 13, 2014, 06:15:34 PM
Can be many things , girl might be insecure , girl might want random hookups , girl might not be super social and doesnt go out alot or she spends alot of time on computer , or like many times she just enjoys the attention . Girl like that on a dating site must get tons of messages and friends requests

or its a fake one , welcome to the internet where men are men , women are men and children are FBI agents


i don't believe they allow children on tinder yet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 14, 2014, 04:06:21 PM
Holy shit.....18?! Some of those girls has to be some fat dude catfishing guys or something. I refuse to believe this chick needs Tinder to meet with guys, even if it is to fuck.

(http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/f9f76cd6dd4ee71fc23cb7ee2bed4d86.jpg)

My girlfriend (who I met on Tinder) has a lot of friends who are pretty gorgeous that are on it. It's not because they're insecure or not social but because Tinder is fun. Not in the sense of random hook-ups but because they like to talk to strangers and you get some pretty funny conversations going. It's like a game, which is how a lot of guys I know use it. Oh... and do not say to a girl, "you're way too hot/cute/sexy to be on here" or anything along those lines. That is what 90% of guys say and you may get a nice message back, but that too hot/cute/sexy girl and her friends will be rolling their eyes at you.

but for real, if my girl breaks up with me I'm moving to Sweden
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 14, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
pics of your girl ^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on August 14, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
and your mom
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 14, 2014, 10:11:24 PM
Come on dudes... I'll post a pic of one or the other... not both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 15, 2014, 09:25:58 AM
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I want a reality show based around Tobey and Tinder.
[close]

^For real.  Every time I see "Last Post: tobey" I fucking rush in here.
[close]
and he didn't disappoint yet again

tobey why'd you take her to the basement? we need a picture of this basement. how old are you so we know?
damn that last one was brutal. at least you're trying?
[close]
my room is in the basement and their is a couch and a pretty decent size tv in the main room of the basement. im 22 years old


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yeah you just gotta be a lil more up to date with your photos. she probably felt like she got catfished or whatever & felt like she'd be better off just hanging out with her friends some more. it is what is. Don't give up & deactivate your account just from one bad experience just learn from it & keep it moving. this game comes with many ups & downs my friend lol
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yea but the thing is when i go out with my friends or whatever we don't take pictures or upload them to facebook, we just drink but i asked this one girl who i have been friends with since middle school to take pictures of me next time she comes over to swim or whatever cause shes a facebook whore and uploads so many selfies. So hopefully i can pick a couple of good photos from there and put them on tinder. ps i don't take selfies so that might hurt my game but i don't want to be seemed like a douche cause the guys that take selfies in my area think their ghetto or their gay and im not either one of those

Dude, just take a fucking picture of yourself. You don't have to create this whole persona or image on tinder just show people what you look like so when they meet you they don't feel deceived and creeped out. As far as meeting the girls, go out somewhere especially for the first meeting, its a way to make them feel safe, like you aren't a creepy murderer waiting to lure her into your basement. GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING. Go for a walk around town, get coffee, anything. It gives her more than 2 minutes to decide if she wants to fuck you.
Beer is great, but it can be a red flag, "like huh maybe this dude is just trying to get me drunk and in his bed in his BASEMENT and lock me up forever...."
9/10 times a girl isn't going to walk in your door and rip her cloths off and want to fuck. You gotta connect a little bit man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 15, 2014, 09:32:40 AM
^ i made an instagram and posted a picture of myself there with a friend but i was supposed to met this girl wednesday night at a bar that i went to but she bailed cause she was leaving for school the next day and she had to pack
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 15, 2014, 09:36:16 AM
Word. Good luck man, I wasn't trying to be a dick but reading this shit is painful.
Get some.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on August 18, 2014, 11:04:49 PM
I have been talking to this chick off tinder who was hella cute. Nice face.

She had a few body shots but super hard to tell if it was a unit or not.

Out of the blue on Sunday she texted me saying "can I come around?"

Pretty drunk I said sure. Rookie move making the first meet point AT MY HOUSE.

Bitch practically had to turn sideways to enter my place.

Super lucky my friend texted me a few times not long after she sat down. I told her he was in hospital and needed a friend there.

I am a fucking tool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 19, 2014, 12:01:41 AM
you know i was successful on the first girl i met on tinder right gism? we hooked up immediately when she came over like we might of talked for like 5 minutes before but i was ready to go
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hufs calve muscles on August 19, 2014, 02:20:29 AM
what the fuck man? dont be shallow. give mama the care that only papa calve muscles can bring to her. you not only let her down, but me also.

also arent you australian? for some reason im picturing waterloo shantell sliding through your door sideways

I mean if she licked my ass while I jacked off on her face I might have been down.

But she had dirty tracksuit pants on and was fat. I'm not that desperate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 20, 2014, 08:21:22 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x587q90/539/2JLb71.jpg)
glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.

hahahahaha amazing story thank you!!!! :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 20, 2014, 08:24:54 PM
"she asked if i wanted to lay in bed" lolololololol :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on August 20, 2014, 09:50:11 PM
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/615x587q90/539/2JLb71.jpg)
glasses btw... thank you guys for this thread. i would have never gotten tinder had i not read this incredible fucking thing.
would

here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 20, 2014, 11:57:42 PM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on August 22, 2014, 09:25:09 AM
^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!

are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 22, 2014, 09:45:32 AM
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^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!
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are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?

i would but she hasn't responded to my last message so i doubt ill hang out with her.

WING NIGHT!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 22, 2014, 02:10:29 PM
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^ i literally just hit the heart button to get matched with anyone like i don't look at their bio or other pictures cause why get my hopes up, right? So i get matched up a lot of different ages (usually 18-20). In my experience the girls that are younger like around 18-20 just don't give a fuck, like they won't add on to the conversation at all, you have to keep asking them questions and that makes me feel like a creep cause its just a one way talk. Its kind of fun when im drunk and ill just ask them totally random questions. I actually got matched up with a 17 year old but her age said she was 18 but i didn't read her bio but she turns 18 this month!!!
[close]

are you going to take her to wing night to celebrate?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 22, 2014, 02:59:56 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on August 22, 2014, 03:10:31 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.

Because we all use mad smiley faces and exclamation points! Type just like the bitch youre talking to.  Tell her she has a beautiful body.  Tell her she looks amazing without makeup on. Tell her youre just visiting and youll be gone in a few weeks. Okcupid has worked better for me but tinder isnt too bad
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on August 22, 2014, 03:25:34 PM
here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?

im 27, i feel like most girls my age on there are probably on there for a reason. id love to fuck an 18 year old again and since id probably only use tinder drunk, im sure i wouldnt have standards. i would feel very creepy, right after i busted that nut.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 22, 2014, 08:24:29 PM
meeting up with a girl right now!!

wish me good luck!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 22, 2014, 08:26:42 PM
Fuck yo- I mean, good luck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 23, 2014, 12:16:23 PM
I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.

I think you should hire a pro to get that first one out the way, and then you'll have a new found sexual confidence and you'll be slayin butt and fallin in love in no time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rick Pump on August 23, 2014, 12:32:23 PM
meeting up with a girl right now!!

wish me good luck!
Good luck Tobey, post noodz!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 23, 2014, 05:27:52 PM
well i didn't have sex with her, i barely even made out with her but she was super easy to talk to and i had a lot of fun. Shes kind of fat but like i said i still had a fun night so i hope i hang out with her again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 23, 2014, 11:24:00 PM
I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.

Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 23, 2014, 11:32:38 PM
so i got matched up with a girl that lives the next town over we have been messaging each other for a few days and when i woke up from my nap yesterday she just gave me her number and told me to text her. So i texted her she said she was going in to the city and coming back and wants to meet up, so i told her ill get a six pack and we can share it, so im a nervous wreck so i started to drink a couple of beers and then it got late and she said shes at a party but still wanted to come over so i said come over. its about 12 30 at night at this point and i drank about 3 beers so im feeling good, she gets to my house we talked for a second then i invited her in and she said okay. she sat in my basement for about 3 minutes got a phone call and said she has to pick up her friends from the party and i said thats fine. So she left and then i texted her saying like why did you even leave the party if you were just going to leave my house to go back she then hit me with a text saying she has a boyfriend (which is probably a lie) and said to never text her again. I just felt like complete shit like this girl just looked at me for not even a minute and just basically said no thanks. I think she got freaked out because in my pictures i have kind of long hair that just covers my big ass forehead and when i got a haircut recently and when i get haircuts i just get a buzz. So now im thinking of deactivating my tinder account cause she just made me feel so horrible ( i still feel like shit). And all i wanted to do is just watch a movie on netflix and give her some beers cause i didnt want to drink a six pack of pounders to myself but i ended up doing it anyway   

Man, fuck that bitch. But for real though, I've been in the same situation, I'm not the best looking guy by any means, and this girl I was talking to about a year ago, saw all my most recent pics, so she knew what I looked like, we hung out a few times, and after the third or fourth time of hanging out, she straight cuts me off! We went from talking every night, to her trying her hardest to avoid me! Sometimes girls (especially ones in their early 20's) just play the stupidest fucking mind games.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 24, 2014, 12:57:07 AM
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I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.
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Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao

ur trippin, PR girls are the best
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 24, 2014, 01:00:53 AM
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I've come to find out that where I live totally sucks for using tinder. Seriously any cool girls I've talked to on it this summer have been from eastern Long Island or Cape Cod, which may be fairly close if you're making a straight line from point A to B, but those are long fucking drives I'll have you know. I need to get back to school, dudes.
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Same here, where I live, there is nothing but Puerto Rican chicks, literally 90 percent of em. I ain't got nothing against Spanish chicks at all, but Spanish girls ain't looking for skinny ass white boys who skate, they are looking for some guy named victor with shitty ass tattoos and a fitted new era. lmao
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ur trippin, PR girls are the best

Don't get me wrong, I find Spanish girls in general very hot, but they won't give me the time of day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 24, 2014, 05:41:47 AM
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I can't comprehend how this shit works for you guys.
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I think you should hire a pro to get that first one out the way, and then you'll have a new found sexual confidence and you'll be slayin butt and fallin in love in no time.

Actually, I think going to a prostitute to fuck for the first time in your life might do the complete opposite of increasing your sexual confidence. You'd probably feel like shit and the biggest loser on the planet right after you busted inside her... just my two cents.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 24, 2014, 06:11:44 AM
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here's a question for my fellow tinder users that get lucky. whats the lowest age you'll go? i'm 24 and it seems suspect trying to hit up girls that are 18. it's legal and blah blah blah, but i feel like i'd be robbing the cradle. sometimes i feel like if they can't get into a bar then they're too young for me. how much younger than you would you go for?
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im 27, i feel like most girls my age on there are probably on there for a reason. id love to fuck an 18 year old again and since id probably only use tinder drunk, im sure i wouldnt have standards. i would feel very creepy, right after i busted that nut.
Yeah, I've talked to a couple 18-20 year olds on there, but I'm 26 and it just makes me feel gross, especially since my sister is 15 and they're closer to her age than mine. Plus I feel like we wouldn't really have anything to talk about, but maybe I'm just being judgmental on that. I just assumed that if they can't buy beer, we're not gonna get along.

Fuck, ditching facebook inadvertently meant that I had to ditch Tinder and now I'm missing it. Maybe I'll reinstate my fb sometime just to get my swipes back lol.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 24, 2014, 10:36:08 AM
nothing but bots
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on August 24, 2014, 05:54:13 PM
I guess  i got it good and take it for granted. Hella girls in my area. I have Hundreds of matches (getting preyed on by a couger now). But I just dont feel super motivated to start talking "gnar". I may be nieve and assume all these cute girls are way more sweet & innocent then they really are. good luck tobey You should get your own tv show ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2014, 06:44:19 PM
I guess  i got it good and take it for granted. Hella girls in my area. I have Hundreds of matches (getting preyed on by a couger now). But I just dont feel super motivated to start talking "gnar". I may be nieve and assume all these cute girls are way more sweet & innocent then they really are. good luck tobey You should get your own tv show ;D

i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 24, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting

dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 24, 2014, 09:03:49 PM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 24, 2014, 09:42:05 PM
It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.

I wish I was black sometimes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2014, 09:54:03 PM
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i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting
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dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*

well you know you hit your darkest times in your life when a fat girl doesn't respond to your texts
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 24, 2014, 10:03:30 PM
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i think im blowing it with this girl, i am really bad at texting
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dont worry, telling your agonizing story on here is probably better than experiencing real sex anyway :-*
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well you know you hit your darkest times in your life when a fat girl doesn't respond to your texts

Been there man.lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on August 24, 2014, 10:19:21 PM
I think I may have found the best profile picture ever.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe114726b01997af9768cdc4d179070d/tumblr_natxyshMY41qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 24, 2014, 10:28:48 PM
I think I may have found the best profile picture ever.
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/fe114726b01997af9768cdc4d179070d/tumblr_natxyshMY41qldlq7o1_500.jpg)

Holy shit, this picture is on its own level.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on August 24, 2014, 11:50:13 PM
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 25, 2014, 07:25:25 AM
A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?

^WIFE THAT.

Tobey, this is gonna sound corny, but don't think of them in categories, and don't think anyone is beneath you OR out of your league.  Everyone else in the entire world is just a person who has shit their pants before, just like you.  Just relax, and know that if a girl matched with you, she already likes you and the hard part is over.  JUST BE YOURSELF AND THEY WILL COME TO YOU NATURALLY.  You don't need to put on an air or act in a certain way just be calm and talk to her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 25, 2014, 07:46:55 AM
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A boring blond bitch getting blasted down a binary butthole?
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^WIFE THAT.

Tobey, this is gonna sound corny, but don't think of them in categories, and don't think anyone is beneath you OR out of your league.  Everyone else in the entire world is just a person who has shit their pants before, just like you.  Just relax, and know that if a girl matched with you, she already likes you and the hard part is over.  JUST BE YOURSELF AND THEY WILL COME TO YOU NATURALLY.  You don't need to put on an air or act in a certain way just be calm and talk to her.

i only called her fat because she calls herself fat which was kind of a turn off for me, like how can i hang out with a girl that doesn't respect her body and plus she stopped texting me last night but i have been talking to this other girl last night shes pretty cute

edit: read your post wrong but i get what your saying
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 25, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
No. You. Don't.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 25, 2014, 11:31:13 AM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 25, 2014, 12:20:33 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.


come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kolostrum on August 25, 2014, 07:00:41 PM
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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.

HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 25, 2014, 07:22:46 PM
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateordie on August 25, 2014, 08:21:20 PM
This thread is seriously lacking photos of girls...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 26, 2014, 04:58:56 PM
A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.

OMMMGGGGG!!!!! DO IT!!!!!! FUCKKKK THAT YOU ARE SO LUKCY
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on August 26, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
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A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
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come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!

For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 26, 2014, 11:38:29 PM
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A tinder chick wants to hook up at a cemetery. I'm too scared.
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come on man. think of the story youll get to tell. think of the gnars youll get. think of us!
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For the love of the dark lord, PLEASE.


(http://cdn.meme.li/instances/500x/53815882.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on August 27, 2014, 05:44:52 AM
dont have sex in a graveyard , its disrespectful
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 09:32:30 AM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 27, 2014, 11:54:38 AM
"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.

Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.
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HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.

Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 11:56:28 AM
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 27, 2014, 12:43:12 PM
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on August 27, 2014, 12:58:34 PM
Went good though?

Went good though?

That does not equate to "I bent her over Jefferson Swenson's (died 1912) two foot tall marble grave marker with the engraving of the roses.  Which I pressed her face into, saying 'smell the roses, baby' as I pumped her full of man meat.  There was a moment there when I thought about how good this headstone would grind, but then quickly remembered I was doing plenty of grinding already the instant before I shot a load on her back.  We'll probably meet up again.
yes, that good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 27, 2014, 02:19:20 PM
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?
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Post by: InternetDaddy on August 27, 2014, 07:51:58 PM
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"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
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Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.
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HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
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Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I fucked this black girl I met on Tinder last time I was down in Richmond, she was far and away the sexiest girl I've ever been with. 10/10 would booty call if I had her number.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 27, 2014, 08:55:28 PM
Update. She treated to a coffee at the nearby starbucks. Then cemetery. Wanted to smoke weed first and I don't roast. I brought a few beers and she doesn't drink. Went good though.
she has more control over her thoughts than you based off the fact you dont smoke weed and she does and that she doesnt drink alcohol but your lazy, stupid, fat, depressed, braindead self does.

and thoughts equal feelings so she has much more control over her life than you do over yours.

p.s. wheres the pics at ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on August 27, 2014, 09:47:42 PM
What are yalls thoughts on Badoo?

it's good you can talk to girls without matching with them but it sucks the majority of them are trannies and ugly people . i have got a blow job off it though so whatever.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 27, 2014, 10:56:12 PM
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"You have no clue how much fun you can have in a mausoleum."-her scary quote.  I am pursuing. On the light rail train headed to the cemetery.
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Ill gnar you everyday for a month if you post back with pics

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It's 'cause I'm black. Obama was supposed to fix this.
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I wish I was black sometimes.
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No. You. Don't.
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HAhahaha!

Maybe I'll give this Tinder shit a try, once I'm ready to settle down. For now I think I'll stick to fucking pornstars on backpage.
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Do black folks use tinder or nah? I only know one black dude killing it on tinder with blondes all the time. If i wasnt going through some shit with my redhead chick right now id probably try it out.
I was kidding. Yes negroes use tinder. My brothers love it, but they have yet to explain how they make it work.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on August 28, 2014, 12:59:51 AM
leetgeek, maybe you should use bojack horseman as your tinder profile. it's disarming and lets you be a goofball [even though the real bojack is kind of serious]. i caught the first episode and he might really be a kindred spirit to you. i don't know, i'm pissed my friend who had a fake tinder for our other friend broke up w/ his girl and now he's using his phone for his own tinder. i was really hoping he'd make a fake one for me and if i got any good matches they'd let me know. alas........
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 09:59:41 PM
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 28, 2014, 10:06:37 PM
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 10:18:21 PM
okay so you can't post a story without a pic of the girl from here on out

first off mr. nice guy i dont know how to post pictures of the girl unless im friends with them over facebook cause i only know how to copy and paste the url thing from there, i would post a picture of the first girl but she blocked me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 28, 2014, 10:23:10 PM
screen shot it, import it onto your computer and upload it to imgur. simple! it's not im asking you for a rusty trombone
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on August 28, 2014, 11:23:46 PM
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on August 28, 2014, 11:28:51 PM
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SomeFuck on August 28, 2014, 11:37:36 PM
^^

(http://makeameme.org/media/created/Worst-Troll-Account.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on August 28, 2014, 11:53:33 PM
Girls are everywhere, it's not that difficult.

I encourage all Slap accounts to go outside, meet a girl(does't matter u can filter her out)

It's dominoes, get one girl the rest are easy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2014, 11:54:35 PM
The girl you hooked up with after 10 minutes blocked you? Why?

Also, didn't we warn you about wing night?

Yeah she was such a cunt like we fooled around for at least an hour and then when she left she was texting me all this shit saying i wish you were with me right now and stuff like that we texted for a little bit for a few days then one day she just stopped all contact with me so i deleted her number and then sent her a facebook message calling her out on her shit and then she blocdked me

edit: tracer is just mad hes not old enough to be on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 29, 2014, 01:33:24 AM
this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor

I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: baroque_0bama on August 29, 2014, 11:33:02 AM
I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

Ha, that was great.

@tobey: same thing happened to me on an okcupid date. Worst feeling, but women are crazy, and that's ok too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 29, 2014, 02:16:50 PM
so guys tell me how this is better than speaking to girls IRL. Unless you livein rural area what's the problem?

honestly girls are so easy to pickup, im not a great looking dude either

post a fit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 29, 2014, 04:34:26 PM
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 29, 2014, 05:44:33 PM
nowww we're talkin
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on August 29, 2014, 06:13:54 PM
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on August 29, 2014, 07:59:07 PM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/1a0b061deb0e74406295700fbc993e1f/tumblr_nb3miqP5YA1qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
You should message me if
You're about that life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 29, 2014, 09:46:35 PM
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 29, 2014, 09:55:13 PM
Your body, your choice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on August 30, 2014, 10:54:22 AM
Do you usually ask after a while of texting if they wanna hookup?
 ;)damn daddyissues looks fine
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on August 30, 2014, 03:17:55 PM
she said my cum tasted like pizza  8)))))))

you must have one hell of a diet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on August 30, 2014, 03:52:27 PM
(BARELY LEGAL) 18 YEAR-OLD CHEERLEADER WITH DADDY ISSUES :( ADDICTED TO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS WHAT A SHAME


I scrolled by this title so fast i thought that was the name of a Bronze 56k clip
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on August 30, 2014, 08:11:37 PM
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this app is so fucking confusing.... i finially got a girl to go to WING NIGHT and we both drank one beer there than i said want to grab a six pack and go back to my house to watch netflix? she said yes... To let you guys know she drove an HOUR to meet up with me. So we are sitting on the couch i drank one beer and thought to myself i might as well make the moves and she got super pissed at me cause i tried to make out with her and i asked her why she didn't want to, she gave me a speech saying its her body and shit and im just thinking to myself i met you on tinder and you drove an HOUR to meet up with me so why wouldnt i try to make moves on you?

the first girl i met on there really fucked up my expectations on what girls want on there cause we hAD sex like 10 minutes after she came over

EDIT: i still had a fun night and im hoping she will hang out with me again but the odds are not in my favor
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I was instantly reminded of this  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oINW_LSzso

God, that was hilarious, hannibal is the shit though, dude can do no wrong.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: samuel_trubins on August 31, 2014, 03:25:47 AM
tobey, your responses and actions have made me create an account on here. im rooting for you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 31, 2014, 08:17:04 AM
About how old are you guys using this thing? Also do I need a Facebook to sign up cause I don't have one. Can I make a bs Facebook just so I can get this app or would that be pointless?
I'm 26, there's a decent range of ages active on there, and you can set which range you want it to show you. Yeah, you need a facebook, once I re-ditch mine Tinder has to go with it. You could probably make a bullshit one, just make sure there's some pictures and maybe "like" a few of your interests so that they pop up as being in common, not sure if that plays into it at all but it can't hurt.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on August 31, 2014, 05:46:44 PM
The more I look at this thread, the more I want to be castrated.

hahahahhaa
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on September 01, 2014, 01:39:28 PM
aldous huxley was goddamn right!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 11, 2014, 08:14:29 PM
wheres all the fking updates with all the fucking women (bitches that is) wtf is going on here?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 11, 2014, 08:16:16 PM
all the thirsty tinder bitches desparate for hard cock(s) must be considered asap how are you all so selfish?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on September 12, 2014, 02:05:19 PM
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on September 12, 2014, 06:16:51 PM
omyface. I was in the airport in amsterdam for a short period of time (connection flight).the women are soooo beautiful.I took some screen shots I post another time when I'm not so busy enjoying southeastern Europe.

wow, tinder airport hookups would be a fucking achievement.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on September 12, 2014, 06:49:13 PM
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on September 12, 2014, 07:49:51 PM
I got matched up with only two completely average looking chicks out of at least 50 right swipes. Is this normal??
it comes in waves man, for me at least. You just have to be patient.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on September 13, 2014, 09:34:46 AM
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swiss tinder. no match YET  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 13, 2014, 10:51:18 AM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 13, 2014, 11:01:19 AM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

Start jogging and jump on okcupid.  You can show your personality a lot easier on there.  Arent you a fucking artist or something? Use that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on September 13, 2014, 01:31:04 PM
I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.

I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 13, 2014, 04:03:26 PM
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I've liked so many goddamn profiles and have absolutely no matches. Maybe it's for the better.
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I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 13, 2014, 04:27:06 PM
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I hope yer using the pic you posted here with dat million watt smile  :-*

What's your little description say?
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I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

say she has a cute smile, . tell her you are shy and or inexperienced. use smiley emoticons. if youre passionate about anything, talk about it.
dont be pretentious, but let her know that youre intelligent and well read and shit. or if you want to be a liar, say that you are fresh out of a long term relationship that lasted since high school.  she was religious and wouldnt let you get any but you stayed with her because you love her, eventually you broke it off because you needed physical love.  you sound like a fucking saint who is disease free. this might not work if youre not a sociopath
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on September 13, 2014, 10:40:00 PM
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on September 13, 2014, 11:08:14 PM
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on September 14, 2014, 09:07:32 AM
L33tG33k, I'm not much of a "ladykiller" myself (I swear that one time was just an accident), but I can tell you one thing: whatever you do, do not mention the words "end game" at any point during your conversation.

Weedpop for the win!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 14, 2014, 10:50:28 AM
where are you motherfuckers finding girls that like emoticons, that shit would not work where i'm at unless you were chasing some jailbait.

Most of these women are 30s or 40s. Winky faces go a long way. This is all in Phoenix or scottsdale too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 18, 2014, 12:44:33 AM
i might need some help with this one guys... i got matched up with this girl last month and shes 6 years older than me (im 22 shes 28) how should i got about this? i dont think asking her to get drunk and watch netflix with me will work, that only works for girls that aren't old enough to go to the bar. But if i ask her to meet me at my local bar for a drink and things are getting good and i invite her back to my house theres a 99 percent chance my dad will be up and i just think that would be awkward as hell. I am not going to her area cause i dont really care enough to go through that trouble, i get really bad anxiety when i drive like more than like 6 miles and she lives about 15 miles away.

Should i just let this one go?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on September 18, 2014, 09:05:33 AM
I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.

^Def don't tell her a large elaborate lie first thing as was suggested above.  Just be your normal self who is funny and nice, and know that she is already attracted to you, the hard part is over.  Let that give you confidence.  Ask her if she watches some show you like.  Wash yer sheets right now just in case she wants to come over all the sudden.

Tobey: older gals know what they want so go to the bar with her and hope she asks you back to her place.

EDIT: Just noticed that you said you can't leave a 6 mi radius around your house due to anxiety?  I don't know what the fuck to tell you man, you need to immediately get over that, or maybe tell her about your dad and offer to get a hotel room locally?  There is nothing to fear outside dad's basement, try to branch out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 18, 2014, 09:19:06 AM
yea my anxiety is the worst when driving cause i can't distract myself with anything so the anxiety just builds and builds up till i freak the fuck out, i mean if i get drunk at the bar i can probably go back to her house but im not a douchebag anymore so i don't drink and drive i think i am just going to message her tonight saying " are you in to 22 year olds that still live with their parents and still going to community college?"

if she doesn't respond its not a big deal, i meeting up with a girl next month, shes at college now and doesn't come home in till then
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: baroque_0bama on September 18, 2014, 09:45:45 AM
Just got one of these for the lolz. So far most matches have turned out to be girls spamming me with internet hookup sites. Haaaaaaaa,
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on September 18, 2014, 10:07:07 AM
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I honestly don't know which you're talking about, but now I can say I've been matched once. I have no idea what to say to her though. I've never talked to a woman in the context of us both knowing what the end game is. Tips are appreciated. Also, someone told me I need to like a bunch of shit on facebook, so I've been liking everything that I enjoy for a few minutes.
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^Def don't tell her a large elaborate lie first thing as was suggested above.  Just be your normal self who is funny and nice, and know that she is already attracted to you, the hard part is over.  Let that give you confidence.  Ask her if she watches some show you like.  Wash yer sheets right now just in case she wants to come over all the sudden.

Tobey: older gals know what they want so go to the bar with her and hope she asks you back to her place.


EDIT: Just noticed that you said you can't leave a 6 mi radius around your house due to anxiety?  I don't know what the fuck to tell you man, you need to immediately get over that, or maybe tell her about your dad and offer to get a hotel room locally?  There is nothing to fear outside dad's basement, try to branch out.

All this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 18, 2014, 10:51:58 AM
leetgeek and tobey. just tell the bitch you are a licensed massage therapist. go from there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 18, 2014, 04:35:11 PM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on September 18, 2014, 11:34:56 PM
leetgeek and tobey. just tell the bitch you are a licensed massage therapist. go from there
hah!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateskateskate on September 19, 2014, 12:15:29 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 02:24:48 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on September 19, 2014, 02:43:53 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 03:12:10 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
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There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 19, 2014, 03:15:14 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
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There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.

That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on September 19, 2014, 03:25:41 PM
yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work

What do you think happens to the asian guys?

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/faa0f202d915e172c836b5d7ba4186ec/tumblr_na6nj4VEfn1rayazno1_400.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 19, 2014, 03:57:54 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on September 19, 2014, 04:31:47 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?

Ask her if she wants to come "diddle in my fundungeon" or "go swimming at the quarry"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 19, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
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There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
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That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?

blackpeoplemeet.com
nbatv used to run ads for it constantly
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on September 20, 2014, 03:17:03 PM
any tips for raping and murdering a girl off tinder?

Step 1: Rape girl
Step 2: Murder girl
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: gaunting on September 20, 2014, 09:18:23 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
[close]

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
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That is why there are those specific dating sites now whether it be for religious reasons or even men seeking a specific race or what not. Tinder isn't necessarily a melting pot unless you live in those cities.

Is there even black only dating site?

I need to hit up that jewish singles site, im not jewish, but for some reason, i got a thing for jewish girls.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: toque on September 20, 2014, 11:37:54 PM
I was on OKcupid a year or two ago and there was this girl who started out her bio thing by saying "FIRST OF ALL,  I ONLY DATE WHITE GUYS.  SO IF YOU AINT WHITE DON"T MESSAGE ME" and then went on to add the normal stuff about liking to go out some nights but also liking to stay in and watch movies some nights or whatever.  As a white guy,  it turned me off haha. 

Think I'm eligible for a phone upgrade pretty soon here...should give me the space to download tinder. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on September 21, 2014, 11:07:27 AM
I was on OKcupid a year or two ago and there was this girl who started out her bio thing by saying "FIRST OF ALL,  I ONLY DATE WHITE GUYS.  SO IF YOU AINT WHITE DON"T MESSAGE ME" and then went on to add the normal stuff about liking to go out some nights but also liking to stay in and watch movies some nights or whatever.  As a white guy,  it turned me off haha. 

Think I'm eligible for a phone upgrade pretty soon here...should give me the space to download tinder. 

I also see white girls say that they are only into black guys. Its just a preference, no big deal. These girls get so many messages every day, they can be pretty picky.  She might just be racist though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on September 21, 2014, 11:39:08 AM
Euro girls have been reeeall nice.Im also euro but I been living in america most my life. Acheivment unlocked I was blocked in euroland ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on September 21, 2014, 01:57:27 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
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There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
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That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder


I feel like alterna-black guys do rather well with white girls of a certain type, at least while the girls are in their "wild 20's" phase. You might wanna talk up being into skating or Morrissey or shit like that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: goosey on September 21, 2014, 05:19:16 PM
Best tip i ever got: Send weird/quirky moments.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 23, 2014, 06:44:09 PM
wow what a beautiful body, isn't that kaley cuoco or something?
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Post by: WeirdBeach on September 24, 2014, 10:23:21 PM
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yeah im not white so this shit aint gonna work
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Dont blame your lack of game on your race.
[close]

There's actually some true statistics to this shit. Tinder and OKC are loaded with white women who prefer white men. I had read it here and there, but then I was talking to a black buddy of mine about how he was newly single and should hop on OKC and he was like "nahh, that site doesn't work all that well for black guys". It bummed me out.
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That sucks ass.  I know a few black and mexican dudes who didnt seem to have any trouble. i think they were on tinder
my homie and i were talking about his Tinder experiences earlier this year. he said "the white chicks on Tinder are either all about brown dudes or NOT AT ALL"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on September 26, 2014, 10:29:45 AM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on September 26, 2014, 03:01:57 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 26, 2014, 03:07:23 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?

Sounds like a side piece if I ever saw one.

And no....don't think you are doing anything wrong unless you are dating the other girl. I mean it's really up to the friend if she wants to mess with you and if she does, then it is fair game.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on September 26, 2014, 03:13:02 PM
Met a girl last weekend from Tinder that I'd been texting off an on for the last month or so. A lot of my friends know her, but her and I had never actually met. Ended up hanging out with her for two straight days. A lot of good sex, conversation, and weed. Sounds like a pretty good situation, but she's busy almost 100% of the time and lives almost an hour away. Also, she's got a really crazy family history, and is less than a year removed from being a regular with heroin and ketamine. I think she also may be an alcoholic because she was drinking pretty much the entire time we were together, from morning to night. I definitely get that it's normal to drink a lot when you're with someone new, but she was really getting after it. We talked about whether we wanted to make concerted efforts to hang out again, and we both pretty much decided that we're both too busy to try and make something of it. Which works for me, because I don't think I need to get involved with somebody that wild right now.

I've also been casually talking to one of her friends every now and then that lives in the same town as me, and she seems a bit more my speed. Am I breaching a social boundary if I were to think about pursuing said friend?

i think since you had a conversation about trying to hang out and decided not to pursue it you're ok.  if you were still seeing her and then saw her friend you could have a Single White Female situation on your hand (unless she's now white)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on October 02, 2014, 04:39:23 PM
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 02, 2014, 05:02:32 PM
So i've been talking to some girls and they'll send me pictures of themselves. I'll get stoked then realize I don't really have anything to say to this. Does anyone ever send photos back?


"It's already been established that you're cute/attractive/sexy, I'm not sure if you're fishing for compliments or if you just want to hang out with me.  If that is the case, just say so.  If not, at least have the decency to send nudes".
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Post by: Chris Hansen is back on October 02, 2014, 06:33:21 PM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

+1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on October 02, 2014, 07:28:01 PM
Very cool and funny story Jared +1
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 02, 2014, 08:06:28 PM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

pics
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Post by: Yushin Okami on October 03, 2014, 08:22:24 AM
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Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.
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pics of her having the allergic reaction
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on October 06, 2014, 02:45:24 AM
Had my first date last night using Okcupid. She was super cute and funny, we went and got some awesome vegan food. Later we went back to her place to watch MST3K and started making out and she started having an allergic reaction because I was munching on almonds before we met up and I had to use an epi pen on her. Probably the most interesting date I've ever been on, will definitely call her again.

bravo.

she sounds fucking awesome
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on October 06, 2014, 08:24:46 PM
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going.

Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 06, 2014, 11:30:53 PM
I just got on Tinder like five or six days ago. I have had 6 matches so far. Didn't go very well...Bit of a back story: I had been in a relationship with this girl for about three years and that ended about a year and a half ago. After that I dropped out college(not because of her), and then some of my biggest insecurities worsened and I had a really, really rough year up until about two months ago. I have always had insecurities that have really made life difficult for me. Really hard to shake and I am finally feeling good about myself for once...Basically I just wanted some advice on getting conversations going with girls. I am quite rusty not being in school and basically being a complete hideaway that last year. I mean so far it is great being on there just for some validation because the girls that I have matched with have been really pretty and right up my alley of girls I'm into. I just have a shitty time of starting off the interaction or keeping it going.

Jesus that is not that clear. Just good to get off my chest I guess.

well don't start with 'hey, whats up?'. Find something in one of their pictures that you can comment on or something in their tagline, a joke works best but generally questions are good even something sort of shocking works. This week i simply asked a few girls if they remember Rocko's modern life the cartoon, they all jumped on that "OMG i loved that show!" than get the conversation going from their.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 08, 2014, 01:06:58 AM
FOR ICE NINE

so i got matched up with this girl last week and it said she was 1 mile away and we dont have any mutual friends. So i was bored tonight ( you can tell about my posts tonight that i was) and sent her a kind of flattering message saying " your one mile away and we have no mutual friends and you are way to cute for me so i have to ask are you a dude trolling me"? it was a pretty good ice breaker cause now were talking and she went to my high school and was in my grade, i never could get matched up with girls that i went to high school with, even the ones that have babies. So I'm hyped that a girl that kind of knows me wants to hang out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on October 08, 2014, 06:33:04 AM

Damn
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on October 09, 2014, 01:34:31 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 09, 2014, 02:13:48 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet

I fucked this bitch covered in satan tattoos. when i took her from behind it was like porking the devil.  She had tats of people being hanged and shit all over her back.  Also had a gstring tattoo made entirely of skulls with scooby doo running above her pussy.  I was a little wasted at 10:30am when she told me to come over. Turns out she had a yeast infection. Also turns out I cut myself shaving right before going over there. Also turns out that the yeast infection made its way into my chin and I had the gnarliest fungal infection any of my friends had ever seen. It looked like something out of the walking dead. Ive been on different antibiotics and antifungals for over a month now and its almost totally healed.
I missed out on hanging with the only girl I ever gave a shit about because of the chin situation and now Im leaving AZ for another year for work.  bitch will probably be married when i get back.
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Post by: floop on October 09, 2014, 02:30:50 PM
^ alright, well that's a start.  thanks
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on October 10, 2014, 04:18:53 AM
^ alright, well that's a start.  thanks
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Post by: skateboardnorth on October 10, 2014, 05:10:23 PM
^ alright, well that's a hammer of a story.  thanks
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Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 10, 2014, 05:35:02 PM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut
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Post by: KING TUT on October 11, 2014, 04:02:52 AM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut

haha i had the exact same situations a few months back, except she wasn't that hot. fuck koreans
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Post by: skate_bored on October 11, 2014, 02:53:25 PM
can we hear more stories please, for those of us who got in committed relationships before the invention of the internet

this. i was pretty good at banging slutty girls from the bar when i could only text them. all this new technology makes me jealous.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: #1 Tic-Tacker on October 12, 2014, 01:20:52 AM
Yooo wassap homies. Tonight I started talking to a girl on tinder around 1AM and by 2:30AM she had visited, blown me for almost half an hour, and left. Annnnd she was nice, funny, and cool! Ha! What blessed times we live in.
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 12, 2014, 08:19:54 PM
I have a regular thing going with this flight attendant/massage therapist named Tina. Tina fucks with her shirt on and wont let me cum on her but she's still a lot of fun. I actually met her on okc so maybe it doesnt belong here. First time we were about to have sex, i pull out my dong and she says she's going to need a lot of lube. I thought she meant that my dick was huge, but she was actually just super dry because shes in her late 40's and apparently that happens sometimes.  She asks for dick pics like every week, most of the time I just send a shot of my balls because im hilarious.
I took out a beautiful 20 year old korean girl a while back and she wouldnt even give me a little kiss so i threw her out the whip like gucci mane. im kidding but i left pretty soon after she dodged my macking. i could see her nips through her top though. friggin slut

that is actually hilarious. good work
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Post by: GeorgeCostanza on October 12, 2014, 11:23:42 PM
my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.

Wow you are stone cold
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 13, 2014, 12:43:43 AM
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my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
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Wow you are stone cold
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Post by: ttching! on October 13, 2014, 12:01:06 PM
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my opening line is " can i borrow some money "

i actually used it on this one bird. She messages back "no" and i keep playing on the joke and we start to hit it off. i tell her i finish work at 9 does she want to pick me up and take me to the bottle-o. ( what she didn't know was the bottle-o was just a couple of streets away from my house). so i get some money off her , go into the shop buy some drinks and i pretend I'm looking at the chips but really I'm watching her. i message her on tinder from inside the shop saying " cya ;) " as she looks at her phone i bolted out the door. haven't spoke to her since.
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Wow you are stone cold
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 12:11:59 AM
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!

for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 16, 2014, 12:22:18 AM
this is what it must feel like when your child graduates from highschool.

so very proud of my man tobey.
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Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 12:25:59 AM
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 16, 2014, 02:54:54 AM
i havent been able to cum since the first two times i had sex so tonight its a victory for me

good work
(http://www.skullbikeclub.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/beer3.gif)
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Post by: GOKU on October 16, 2014, 09:34:12 AM
just got laid AND was able to cum, shes 3 years older than me!

for some reason i always get laid when im watching the office, that is my new favorite show by the way

tobey goin' Michael Scott up in this piece

I love how Michael is the one who got the most ass on that show. I love how Dwight was also a mack daddy.

But yeah, good for you tobey!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 09:59:37 AM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)
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Post by: Jackie Joyner Kersee on October 16, 2014, 11:03:54 AM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

Its because Tobey fucking goes for it man. fetlife.com seems right up your alley. You are funny/hipster enough to get laid if you can take 20 girls rejecting you before you find one who will slob that dick
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Post by: GOKU on October 16, 2014, 12:45:23 PM
This shit is impossible. No way Tobey has social anxiety if he got laid three times. I'm like way cooler than that dude. Cum see me at goth night. 8)

I have severely crippling social anxiety, but I get laid a pretty good amount. Not that "getting laid" is what it's about. Meeting a woman who you really vibe with and have sex with on the regs is way cooler, IMO. You'll find your sexy mutual muse soon leet geek. I've seen your posts and I've seen your pics. You're too well-spoken and good-looking not to. It'll happen, just don't stress about it and act like a different person when it comes down to romance-time. Just stay posi man :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 05:38:29 PM
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 06:53:41 PM
leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar

omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:10:29 PM
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leet my anxiety isn't about meeting new people its just going far away from my house. I actually feel good when i meet new people it distracts me from my anxiety but that's why I always the girls meet me at the bar down the street from me, i never meet them at their bar
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omg fuck you, leave your house you kook, move out or something

that hurt my feelings, your name is misleading
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
wtf is wrong with you??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:25:48 PM
whats so good about being home?
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Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:35:25 PM
i do go out, i go to college and i have been skating a lot but i guess i just like home cause i can easily distract myself when i have a panic attack (which is everyday). Like i can watch netflix or play a computer game or play on my xbox, when i got out i can only play a phone game. I don't really have anxiety like going far from my house i just have bad anxiety when i drive cause i can't distract myself with anything like i can't play on my phone when im driving or do something that distracts myself from having a panic attack. I just don't like driving so i avoid driving to far places, if somebody else drives im more willing to go somewhere far but for now im doing pretty decent i don't want to over do it and have a severe panic attack that will set me back to like i was last year (you can probably see how bad i was in the real confessions thread)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 08:40:47 PM
I was just kidding.
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Post by: tobey on October 16, 2014, 08:46:15 PM
I was just kidding.

lol i knew you were i was just telling you that i have different anxiety than you do
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 16, 2014, 08:48:25 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
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Post by: L33Tg33k on October 16, 2014, 08:53:05 PM
I'm going to karaoke tonight. I'm going to get drunk and sing some Smiths and Depeche Mode.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on October 16, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
whats so good about being home?
Not dealing with idiots. Unless you yourself, are an idiot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on October 16, 2014, 11:27:29 PM
Woooo good job Tobey!!!!

I agree with the sentiment that leet is 2 Sexy 4 His Virginity.

Stanley got the most ass on the American Office.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on October 16, 2014, 11:34:27 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
lol who is winning the war
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Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on October 16, 2014, 11:45:06 PM
fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon

Tobey came.  Please don't marginalize that.

Shout out to the load slinger...
Jon Bon Jovi - Blaze Of Glory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on October 18, 2014, 04:03:39 AM
Just got the app and hopefully I'll have something to share with you dudes soon. Wish me luck it's been a minute since I busted a nut.
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Post by: Everett425 on October 18, 2014, 01:58:50 PM
After reading all of this I've come to the conclusion that Tobey is Slaps best poster.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on October 18, 2014, 03:03:45 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Everett425 on October 18, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on October 18, 2014, 03:50:35 PM
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I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
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If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.

Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on October 18, 2014, 07:05:14 PM
every guy is a scumbag. get over it.
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 18, 2014, 08:18:03 PM
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I don't know what it is, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how to talk to women on this app.  In person, I'm golden - No problems conversationally, reading cues, making jokes, etc.  On Tinder I just can't seal the deal.  Hellllp
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If you really need advice, just read the thread. Pretty much anything useful anybody could tell you to say has already been said.
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Yeah, I've read through it. (God bless Tobey)

 I think a lot of it is that I feel like a scumbag trying lines on a girl and it prevents me from fully committing

can i borrow some money, great opener.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 18, 2014, 10:21:59 PM
it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
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Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 19, 2014, 07:38:58 AM
it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
plot thickens.
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Post by: Bloody Matt on October 19, 2014, 10:09:19 AM
She's a babe.
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 19, 2014, 03:21:07 PM
She's a babe.

who are u talking to bloody matt always doing this shit
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 19, 2014, 03:25:36 PM
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fuck you tobey, also l33tg33k im coming for you soon
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lol who is winning the war

that pussy boy dont want war, he was like boy i dont want war and i was like pussy boy don want war
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 19, 2014, 11:14:51 PM
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it is a great opener

(http://i1380.photobucket.com/albums/ah193/bigshnitzel1/IMG_0546_zps2cfda461.png)
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plot thickens.
keep it going!
never know you might get some.
(http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/f71bb43e987cfe08c76d7bddd9c74df5/4493%20-%20smiling%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wrestlemania%20wwe.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 08:23:56 AM
hanging out with a spanish girl tonight, stoked cause i have only hooked up with white girls, not stoked she doesn't drink
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Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
that Spanish girl was awesome! i actually went out of my confront zone and picked her up. She is short and thick in all the best places, we fooled around a lot but no oral sex or intercourse. I finally know what its like to get blue balls but i still had a lot of fun. I say this a lot with the tinder girls i meet but i really hope i hang out with her again
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Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 22, 2014, 11:36:27 PM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 22, 2014, 11:44:02 PM
post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about

i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it
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Post by: smokecrack on October 23, 2014, 12:27:25 AM
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post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
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i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it

hell yeah, Tobey!

awesome shit can happen once you get out of your lil 6 mile zone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 23, 2014, 04:40:35 AM
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post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
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i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it

that's good, some of my friends suffer from anxiety and its hard for them to do shit. so yeah good on ya

but i still don't see any photos
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Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 23, 2014, 07:23:12 PM
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post her pics, lets see what your hype is all about
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i literally said that about every girl i hung out with off of tinder, but she was nice to me and im not too comfortable blasting pictures about her on here but i also think every girl is to good for me so maybe that's why you thought i was so hyped, im a little hyped

edit: the reason im probably most hyped is because i went out of my confront zone and picked her, even though i wanted to turn around and go home cause i got lost for about 20 minutes i conquered my anxiety and fucking did it
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that's good, some of my friends suffer from anxiety and its hard for them to do shit. so yeah good on ya

but i still don't see any photos
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 23, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
post the fucking photos tobey what the fuck
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Post by: Monty Burns on October 23, 2014, 07:46:53 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 23, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it



lol im not, i am a nice person so i wouldn't do that to a random girl i kind of like
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 23, 2014, 10:04:24 PM
tobey , if she is like you said a nice person . Think about what she would say if you told her you put a bunch of pics of her on SLAP cause some people you have never met and all you have in common is you write on the same forum pressured you into it


just don't tell her, duh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 24, 2014, 06:43:15 AM
if she finds out tobey (which she won't) me and a couple of slap can take her out of the equation.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on October 24, 2014, 09:24:01 AM
A random drifter with a krooked shirt and highwater dickies rolls into town, and the girl is mysteriously never seen or heard from again...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 24, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
A random drifter with a krooked shirt and highwater dickies rolls into town, and the girl is mysteriously never seen or heard from again...


Isn't there an unwritten rule that all crimes are supposed to be committed wearing bronze 56k gear?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 24, 2014, 10:33:34 PM
Had sex with her tonight probably won't see her again, i think i let her down because she didn't seem to hyped that it takes me awhile to cum but i THINK i did. Like it felt good then it felt pretty good for like a minute then my dick wasn't hard anymore but i didn't have an orgasm so I'm just confused. Like that's never happened to me before like i know when i cum when i have sex cause it feels amazing but tonight it just felt alright like nothing really special, i think its because i wasn't drunk, every time i came when having sex i had at least 3 or 4 beers in me so that could of been the problem...


i just honestly don't know
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on October 26, 2014, 12:32:41 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/82ad4f09203fdff30a06599a18aadbb3/tumblr_ne1pnqcObz1qzcilxo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: ontheswarm on October 26, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
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hoes these days....
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 26, 2014, 06:34:08 PM
Had sex with her tonight probably won't see her again, i think i let her down because she didn't seem to hyped that it takes me awhile to cum but i THINK i did. Like it felt good then it felt pretty good for like a minute then my dick wasn't hard anymore but i didn't have an orgasm so I'm just confused. Like that's never happened to me before like i know when i cum when i have sex cause it feels amazing but tonight it just felt alright like nothing really special, i think its because i wasn't drunk, every time i came when having sex i had at least 3 or 4 beers in me so that could of been the problem...


i just honestly don't know

you didn't allow yourself to enjoy it, you obviously didn't make yourself vulnerable enough, having sex for the first time is a great way to test your insecurities



it is now time to post the pics you kook
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Post by: PAWL on October 26, 2014, 08:17:07 PM
post the fucking photos tobey what the fuck


Fuck u man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 26, 2014, 11:16:37 PM
I feel like I've done a lot of tindering but I've only got six matches total and three of them were bots. I've messaged the other three but I got nothing back. Tobey has the magic touch or something.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on October 26, 2014, 11:36:03 PM
I take that back. Only one of them is even anywhere near me. What's up with that?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 27, 2014, 12:01:26 AM
Before I got married I fucked so many girls because of okcupid. I signed up, made a thing that said I was strictly DTF, and got super laid for about a year. Seriously SUPER laid. Enough to feel bad about myself sometimes. I couldn't believe it. Tinder didn't exist then, but if it did I bet I would get all kinds of STDs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 27, 2014, 12:40:38 AM
I feel like I've done a lot of tindering but I've only got six matches total and three of them were bots. I've messaged the other three but I got nothing back. Tobey has the magic touch or something.

usually my first message when i first started tinder was " hey would you like to go on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix" i always get a response from that but i only do that with girls that aren't over 21. Only hung out with about 4 girls from that line and only got laid once using that. Now i usually get drunk and message them like a week after i get matched up with the girl. With the girl im still seeing i notice that the number of miles way from us she was a 1000. So i said "why are you so far away from me? i finally have the courage to ask you out cause im drunk"

she loved that and we just talked about how shes going home for school break and shit.

now i look at their pictures and if they have a pet i just ask them about their pets and telling them i have a lot of pets.

haven't really messaged anyone since i have been talking to this girl but ill be back with hopefully better advice for you L33T
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 27, 2014, 09:51:59 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 27, 2014, 11:48:18 AM
Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.


hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: jeremyrandall on October 27, 2014, 01:21:56 PM
Grindr

http://www.hellaclips.com/video/king-shit-mag-connect-the-dots-2014-best-overall-grinders (http://www.hellaclips.com/video/king-shit-mag-connect-the-dots-2014-best-overall-grinders)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 27, 2014, 06:29:52 PM
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Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
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hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.


The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on October 27, 2014, 08:11:48 PM
I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on October 27, 2014, 09:10:34 PM
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I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
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i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on October 28, 2014, 06:22:55 AM
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Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
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hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.
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The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.


i hear ya. two people who say they dont want a relationship, but still want to fuck each other regularly are quite often on a fast track to the relationship zone. thats basically the story of me and my girl.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on October 28, 2014, 08:52:45 AM
A friend of mine just found her long time (now ex) boyfriends tinder, texting dudes and chicks dick pics on the low, bringing people home when she's at work. Fucked up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 28, 2014, 09:08:58 AM
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Went on my second date with a girl off tinder Friday night after just texting for like three weeks and seeing each other once. We were drinking and she told me she didn't want anything serious which was cool because neither am I, but somewhere in the conversation I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna." She didn't seem to catch the reference but that might be a good thing.

Later that night I made her cum three times and she told me she thinks about me when she touches herself. then she made me sleep in her bed while she slept on the couch. Hasn't texted me back since and I have to admit I'm pretty bummed because she was sick. I'm thinking if she doesn't hit me up within a week I'll ask her if she wants to come see Mac Demarco with me next Tuesday as a last resort.
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hit her up man! dont wait for her to text you.
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The problem is that I did on Saturday when I got back and she responded with an lol then never replied again. Not sure if she's just super serious about not being serious or just not into me. Gonna ask a few people what they think then probably hit her back up about the Mac Demarco show tomorrow.
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i hear ya. two people who say they dont want a relationship, but still want to fuck each other regularly are quite often on a fast track to the relationship zone. thats basically the story of me and my girl.


Yeah my hypothesis is that she's avoiding too much contact because she wants to steer clear of the relationship zone like the plague. At least hopefully that's it, aside from the Ed Templeton comment everything was super cool and normal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: rob2 on October 28, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
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I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
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i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.

Seriously what were you thinking :'(, awful conversation regardless of whether or not she would understand the reference
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamefetus on October 28, 2014, 11:46:13 AM
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I told her "I'm just a young Ed Templeton looking for my Deanna."
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i would never talk to someone again if they said anything remotely similar to that.
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Seriously what were you thinking :'(, awful conversation regardless of whether or not she would understand the reference


Yeah I don't know, I was drunk and thought it'd be funny
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on October 28, 2014, 12:12:52 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/25db49159e2d72d022fc147b7b7db6e5/tumblr_ne658j9qZE1qldlq7o1_500.jpg)
I thought this was hilarious. But it got my attention.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 28, 2014, 05:28:13 PM
tobey will be banned if he doesn't post pics. I dont really agree but those are the rules
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on October 28, 2014, 06:05:29 PM
tobey will be banned if he doesn't post pics. I dont really agree but those are the rules
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 28, 2014, 08:15:48 PM
here's a girl i just got matched up with. She says she in to skateboarding but honestly i think its longboarding, shes only 16 so i doubt i will hang out with her. She always says stuff about her which is obviously a lie but its still funny
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on October 28, 2014, 09:02:27 PM
Tobey is a homophobe confirmed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 29, 2014, 02:19:17 AM
here's a girl i just got matched up with. She says she in to skateboarding but honestly i think its longboarding, shes only 16 so i doubt i will hang out with her. She always says stuff about her which is obviously a lie but its still funny
(http://teamtcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/austinfinger02.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on October 29, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on October 29, 2014, 03:25:05 PM
you are such a peice of shit tobey, you display no sympathy or concern for others, your like an uncaring father
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 29, 2014, 04:41:37 PM
Tobey what is your age in human earth years?

22, my last post was a joke i don't get matched up with 16 year olds
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on October 30, 2014, 02:33:01 AM
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Tobey what is your age in human earth years?
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22, my last post was a joke i don't get matched up with 16 year olds

I like to say you do, Hence why you're not posting up photo of your date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Radbloke on November 01, 2014, 09:39:18 PM
A friend of mine just sent me this

(http://i.imgur.com/dB6xAwl.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 01, 2014, 11:07:59 PM
A friend of mine just sent me this

(http://i.imgur.com/dB6xAwl.png)
so raw.
that's next level
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bloody Matt on November 02, 2014, 07:53:05 AM
Yes 100% rebound
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 02, 2014, 07:18:16 PM
it's a dude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 02, 2014, 09:44:19 PM
so that spanish girl texted me today to start up a converstation. She said she was sick so i then said damn thats to bad i was going to ask you to hang out tonight, in a jokely manner. She then says well if i feel better tonight i will.

so i took a nap and texted her around like 8 tonight and said hey you feeling any better. She then responds with i just want us to be friends and it seems like your looking for a commitment and i just cant commit. I was really thrown off by this cause im pretty sure i told her i dont want a relationship. So i told her that again and she says well you always ask me to hang out, last time i asked her to hang out was wednesday night and we did. So then i told her didn't you ask me to text you tonight to see if you wanted to hang out? She then responded saying "chill out"

I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will

so im back on tinder messaging girls, i actually messaged one last night and got her number, we have plans for next weekend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on November 03, 2014, 08:26:19 AM
I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will


can we get some pics now?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 03, 2014, 09:19:58 AM
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I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will
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can we get some pics now?

lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 03, 2014, 12:22:10 PM
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I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will
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can we get some pics now?
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lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

What's your PayPal? Get drunk on me tonight...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 03, 2014, 09:56:59 PM
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I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will
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can we get some pics now?
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lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

drink like stone cold then
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/b575c2fb3a292ffefed52253ca525ccd/tumblr_miob2gVhHP1qzz5jyo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 03, 2014, 10:54:59 PM
its probably not that hard to find these girls if you follow me on instagram and if you don't know my instagram you shouldn't even be on slap cause i posted it in one of the main threads many times, they like my photos and i sometimes like theirs, so do your homework!

I don't need the approval of slap when it comes to girls. Maybe on how to get a good ice breaker on tinder but i made my own up and shared it with the class. If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on November 03, 2014, 11:02:05 PM
If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.
haha good on ya tobey, I'm always kinda bothered with my friends who are overly critical of a girl's looks as if they're in any position to judge.

I just set up my first tinder date.  She's asian and she wants to grab milk tea (how typical).  We might grab some doritos and watch some tv afterwards if all goes well...wish me luck dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 03, 2014, 11:03:51 PM
its probably not that hard to find these girls if you follow me on instagram and if you don't know my instagram you shouldn't even be on slap cause i posted it in one of the main threads many times, they like my photos and i sometimes like theirs, so do your homework!

I don't need the approval of slap when it comes to girls. Maybe on how to get a good ice breaker on tinder but i made my own up and shared it with the class. If i find them attractive, i find them attractive, its as simple as that.



Still Waiting
(http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/6e3bfd60b940a5ed1213a2c5722f24c7/1910%20-%20royal_rumble%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wwf.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 04, 2014, 02:30:09 AM
my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on November 04, 2014, 06:14:04 AM
my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies




maybe try "youre so hot, if i went in raw id come out cooked."

probably wouldnt work either, but at least it gets her thinking about you fucking her raw which is kind of the end goal, right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on November 04, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
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my buddies opening line on tinder:

'you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit toast'

he's not very successfull with the ladies


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maybe try "youre so hot, if i went in raw id come out cooked."

probably wouldnt work either, but at least it gets her thinking about you fucking her raw which is kind of the end goal, right?
:D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 04, 2014, 05:12:07 PM
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I fucking hate when people say "chill out" so i texted her saying im probably never going to text you first again so if you want to message me thats fine. Pretty sure she never will
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can we get some pics now?
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lol im actually on good terms with her now so i doubt ill post pictures. I probably will never post pictures of the girls i meet on tinder even if they think im the worst. But i don't know how i will feel when im drunk....

tobey is hopeless
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: perverted super otaku! on November 04, 2014, 05:53:09 PM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
Umm you have some Proof she is real and not some Polish dude right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on November 05, 2014, 08:58:33 AM
Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?

Go and bring your skateboard, at the very least you get a couple days in a new city with your best friend.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 06, 2014, 01:26:40 AM
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Alright so if all goes according to plan and neither her nor I puss out I'll be going to Montreal next weekend to meet a tinder girl. I've never been to Canada before and Montreal seems cool so I guess I'll give it a whirl. I must've matched with this girl back in June or something too, I don't really know. This is also the first time I'll be meeting someone I matched with that I didn't already know in real life so here's hoping tome not getting murdered. One more thing that makes me kind of hesitant about it - or at least not know what to expect - is she told me I should come a few weeks back and I was down, but then she called it off because I guess she just recently got out of a pretty serious relationship and said it wasn't a good time and she wouldn't be much fun, etc. Who's got some predictions for me? I'm probably about to be a rebound, yeah?
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Go and bring your skateboard, at the very least you get a couple days in a new city with your best friend.

that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 06, 2014, 02:26:46 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.

YOU ARE WEIRD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 06, 2014, 03:38:32 PM
are you into casual sex? always remember that they're being validated and having a good time when you use their body, everybody wins if you can separate yourself from your pointless emotions
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stone cold steve austin on November 06, 2014, 07:36:34 PM
i would of still went.

just go and find a random girl at the bar and tell her your shitty little sob story and just end up fuckin her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 06, 2014, 10:48:00 PM
the 25 year old wants another round, probably because i rocked her world the first time. Its about 2 am and im drunk and i have class at 9 am and its going to take her at least 30 minutes to get here, but fuck it YOLO
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 06, 2014, 11:04:17 PM
Welp, I'm not going anymore. She got weirded out. I mean I thought it was kinda weird too, but come on. Live a little, step out of your comfort zone. How do you guys find girls that are actually down to hang out and stuff? It seems like a crapshoot.
Just try to make a good conversation carry on before jumping the gun and asking to hang out. But don't wait too long either, if a girl is on Tinder she most likely is looking to speed up the normal dating process. And maybe set the mile distance way lower like 10 miles away, so if you meet up and dont vibe, you can just cruise right home. Going on a distance trip to Canada to meet a Tinder girl that could possibly be wack seems outlandish.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on November 07, 2014, 07:31:14 AM
are you into casual sex? always remember that they're being validated and having a good time when you use their body, everybody wins if you can separate yourself from your pointless emotions

i have yet to see you post about your tinder escapades in this thread
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on November 16, 2014, 07:02:04 PM
Just got back from my first ever date off of Tinder. It went pretty well. We just got a coffee and hung out. We got along pretty well. The only thing I wasn't into was that she dresses a little wilder than I am usually into. I might just be grasping at straws or being a dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on November 16, 2014, 09:48:01 PM
In what sense? Is she rocking a white woman Jellabiya? Or is she on some red light tip?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:38:55 PM
this girl just sent me a picture of her ass, should i send a dick pic now?

i never have received these kind of photos before so i dont know what to do, if your going to respond to me please make it tonight cause i just don't want to send her a random dick picture tomorrow....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:40:29 PM
you know what fuck it dick pic is being taken now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on November 16, 2014, 11:42:15 PM
post the ass pic.
actually, post both.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 16, 2014, 11:44:14 PM
post the ass pic.
actually, post both.

FUCK i have to charge my phone it says the battery is to low to take pictures!!!!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tony Rave on November 17, 2014, 09:37:55 AM
Watch out for the thick brick tricks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 17, 2014, 11:14:17 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on November 17, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
i can't even imagine me joining tinder despite the fact i'm alone for months...too much self aware paranoid...well played leetgeek, you're stronger than you think, man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on November 17, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
Defiantly dont start with "hey" or "whats up" because then you just seem like every other guy with nothing unique to say. use a more comical approach because realistically a lot of girls on tinder are just looking for casual flings. Winter is approaching, girls dont want to go out. "going over to watch a movie" has never been easier. Tis the season for thirst.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Radbloke on November 23, 2014, 08:18:56 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on November 24, 2014, 12:29:59 AM
get off tinder guys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on November 24, 2014, 03:31:52 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)

your buddy is way less funny than he thinks he is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: louie_bk on November 24, 2014, 04:15:05 PM
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My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)
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your buddy is way less funny than he thinks he is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on November 24, 2014, 04:31:10 PM
yea and also who the fuck answers a spam bot and then screencaps the answer? what the fuck is wrong with your friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on November 24, 2014, 09:46:38 PM
Does he still IM SmarterChild too?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on November 25, 2014, 12:32:22 PM
yea ur friend is dumb bro
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on November 25, 2014, 02:34:20 PM
what the fuck is wrong with your friend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: rocketofftopic on November 25, 2014, 03:11:28 PM
My buddy strikes again. I kinda wish he had saved this one for a non-spam account but I'm confident there will be more appalling replies to follow.

(http://i.imgur.com/MAjn5Fp.png?1)

wow seems like a nice girl and she was being straightforward, your friend blew it man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on November 25, 2014, 07:24:50 PM
Your friend has made me upset and also tired.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: raunchyrick on November 25, 2014, 07:43:07 PM
Really gotta start reading the "about me" sections...

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/ear24_/photo_zpsd89cf61c.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jared on November 25, 2014, 08:07:48 PM
Really gotta start reading the "about me" sections...

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/ear24_/photo_zpsd89cf61c.png)
Would've been a fun story to tell the kids one day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 08:30:23 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 26, 2014, 08:35:50 AM
so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.

You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on November 26, 2014, 08:39:46 AM
Tobey your story is exactly why tindr is a joke
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 26, 2014, 08:46:10 AM
Met a tinder chick and had a month long relationship. And ending it was so easy because we never had mutual friends or even similar hang out spots. She bought me a lot of meals too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on November 26, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
Fuuuuuuuck. I've been tindering so hard and I've only got four matches total and none of them have responded to anything I've said. I've been on this shit for so long. What the shit is going on? I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I think I have good pictures. What magic are you guys using?
i don't know, what are you messenging these matches? Girls get hit up a lot, so saying "Yo what's up?" Is likely to get ignored. Say, "Yo I'm the world famous l33tg33k from slap forum, I'm hungry, take me out to eat".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 09:21:37 AM
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so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
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You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons

shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 26, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
Post the pics then bud.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on November 26, 2014, 10:50:35 AM
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so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
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You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
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shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body

That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on November 26, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
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so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
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You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
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shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body
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That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.

The fact that she's even telling you about her upcoming date means she has wrote you off as a sex partner.  Talking every night to a girl who lives in a different city is a step in the wrong direction Tobey.  Genuine question, are you trying to fuck girls or find a girlfriend?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 04:50:07 PM
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so i have been talking to this girl for about like a month and half and we basically been talking every night and shes the one that sent me pictures but now she is home from college for break and shes always says like maybe or if her mom lets her when i ask her to hang out. she just fucking texted me today saying shes hanging out with a guy tonight and plans on fucking him. Like i dont care she doesnt owe me anything but seriously like thats just a huge slap in a face to me. like her mom all of sudden doesnt care if she hangs out with this dude but she has to ask her to hang out with me? It just fucking sucks like we had plans to hang out during break and then she said well maybe i can do something saturday if my mom lets me. Like what the fuck? then she tells me shes so nervous cause the dude has a good body i just said why the fuck are you telling me this i dont want to hear it. So i basically have just been sending her like on word messages and just stopped talking to her all together.
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You don't need a girl like this in your life for a whole mess of reasons
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shes 18 though.... and has an amazing body
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That's rad for the dude she's about to fuck tonight but it means nothing for you. Sorry man, she's not interested. She just likes the attention so stop giving it to her.
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The fact that she's even telling you about her upcoming date means she has wrote you off as a sex partner.  Talking every night to a girl who lives in a different city is a step in the wrong direction Tobey.  Genuine question, are you trying to fuck girls or find a girlfriend?

just have sex but they text me and i answer and the attention thing makes sense so im not going to give it to her anymore. I am not getting my hopes up for saturday night i have another girl that lives closer to me that i kind of been talking to so im not to upset like earlier.

Thanks guys, you all made sense and i needed to hear this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on November 26, 2014, 05:03:41 PM
^^^Heres a heart warming story. A girl I used to like in high school would do basically do to me whats happening to you, and it confused the hell out of me. One night I was on my way to a party that she was at (pretty much the only reason I was going) then I noticed I got a snapchat from her and its a clip she sent to everyone basically making out with some guy. So I said fuck it and turned around and went home (soft I know). On my way back I stopped at tims for a fat coffee to drown my sorrows, when all of a sudden I saw a girl in line with the same pair of reynold 3's on as me. I sparked up a convo and next thing you know Ive been dating her for a year, but the best part is the original girl is 22 and has a ugly ass kid named ocean. I am so fucking grateful for that one snapchat that at one point made me feel like shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on November 26, 2014, 05:12:52 PM
this is story has no moral but a girl did the same shit to me in grade 9, i told her i liked her and she messaged me one night saying how some guy just fingered her and left her house blah blah... i guess the moral of the story is that she was a bitch idk
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 07:02:04 PM
yea girls just suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 26, 2014, 07:58:27 PM
Tobey, you're going to have to post your best opening lines.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 26, 2014, 11:52:58 PM
Tobey, you're going to have to post your best opening lines.

my line is "would you like to go on a date with me and when i say date i mean get drunk and watch netflix"

thats all i got

EDIT: leet your honestly seem like a nice guy and let me tewll you from a nice guy myself... NICE GUYS FINISH LAST, so be a douche thats what im going to start to do
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on November 27, 2014, 08:30:50 AM
So after messaging back and forth with this girl, she drops her number to me.
We had an exchange of texts on Sunday and she still hasn't responded.
Should I:
A) hit her up?
B) post pics?
C) drop it?
D) A mix of B and A or D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 27, 2014, 09:22:11 AM
So after messaging back and forth with this girl, she drops her number to me.
We had an exchange of texts on Sunday and she still hasn't responded.
Should I:
A) hit her up?
B) post pics?
C) drop it?
D) A mix of B and A or D


is she younger than you? i noticed that i can get a young girls number pretty easily but like what happens to you we text for a little than they just stop texting back. next time your drunk send a funny text to her cause thats how i get them respond but than we go back in to her not answering again. i honestly don't think its worth it just try to get matched up another girl
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 27, 2014, 10:39:37 PM
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages. The other i can take it or leave it. I killed the messages with the leasbian she said she wants to hang out just as friends and i said im fine with that and gave her my number and then said if you ever want to experiment with a guy i will be willing, she laughed then she went to bed.

Now the other girl i just have been asking about her day blah blah blah got her number and found out im almost a foot taller than her and i never been with a girl that much shorter than me (is it weird?) and i told her in my experience that short girls have great asses, havent gotten a text back......
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 27, 2014, 11:53:21 PM
so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.

because ... you are also a lesbian ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 28, 2014, 06:36:04 AM
post them god damn pics.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 28, 2014, 10:39:26 PM
so i think i have a stalker....
i got matched up with this one girl like 3 or 4 months ago and we use to text each other a lot and we even skyped a few times but we kind of stopped talking a little. But she texted me really upset the other night cause if you follow me on instagram i posted a picture of a girl that i went to high school with ( yes i hooked up with her) on wednesday night cause i met up with her at a bar. We are just friends i hung out with her sister a lot so i knew her and her family since like middle school. Well the girl i got matched up with kept saying like fuck you or like you suck and just being a mess. I tried talking to her and saying im sorry but i shouldnt have to, me and this girl NEVER hung out. I never met her in real life and she was saying shit like i know your still on tinder talking to people. Like thats weird right? I dont owe her anything we never hung out and im a nice guy so im still saying im sorry to her and trying to get on her good side but honestly i think im just going to message her saying " hey we never hung out so i don't owe you anything, i can go out with a friend or hook up with another girl cause WE NEVER MET". But im a pussy and probably wont say that to her

edit: meant to say i hooked up with the girl i posted a picture with on instagram like 4 years ago but we are still friends, if anybody was confused with that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on November 28, 2014, 11:00:09 PM
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so i have been talking to two girls tonight, one of them is a lesbian thats from my area so i tried my hardest with her through the messages.
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because ... you are also a lesbian ???


AHAHAHA this is fuckin funny!!! I dont know why i started dying of laughter when i read this ;D

The Girl in the Reynolds 3 story earlier was dope

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: kookboi on November 29, 2014, 08:34:28 AM
tinder fucking sucks if yuou live in huntsville alabama . All the girls here are the ugg wearing looking for mr right type of guys . There aint no love out here for a pimp dawg.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: raunchyrick on November 30, 2014, 03:37:58 PM
I got bored and started using pretty corny jokes, bitches love corny jokes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 02, 2014, 11:38:48 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 02, 2014, 11:54:41 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 

For the love of god Tobey, this is just becoming too painful to watch.  Here's what you do when you get a match...

Opening line -Hey if you were a french fry, what would you want to be dipped in?

Immediately you're set apart from all the "Hey, Hi, Hey there, How are you?, Want to fuck?" messages she gets a million times a day and you've got her thinking. 

You agree with whatever she says and add your own in.

Next line should be "Well I guess we should hangout and see what else we have in common."

If you don't have the number in the first 10 minutes and a date in the first 15 then move on. 

It's a numbers game, just spray and pray. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 12:13:20 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 03, 2014, 07:04:06 AM
^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too

It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 09:27:03 AM
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^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
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It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.

Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 03, 2014, 09:50:39 AM
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^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
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It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.
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Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)

A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 03, 2014, 09:59:09 AM
^I agree with this.  In the real world you will gain the kind of confidence that gets you laid through experience.
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Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 10:03:11 AM
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^no i get numbers pretty easily i have had at least like 30 altogether but i just delete them when they stop responding. But those are usually the girls around my age i rarely get a 18 or 19 year old girls numbers cause those age groups from my area are in to fake gangsters and im not like that so i was just asking for those types of girls on how to be a douche bag there attracted too
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It's not even about being a douchebag, its about confidence and these chicks can all tell you have next to none.
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Thats not true, i am confident when they give me a chance to hang out. I just don't like texting and don't really know how to do it properly with people and younger pretty girls are attracted to douche bags thats a fact ( at least in my area)
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A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.


i dont use the netflix line all the time, i mix it up a little bit. but thanks for saying im not out of her league i kind of just said that for some reason. Like i know i have a shot with her cause we got matched up, but i feel like going to try the douche bag route with her and see where i get but like i said in my first post i don't know how to do that, give me pointers!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on December 03, 2014, 10:21:45 AM
asking for advice and then arguing with everyone who tries and give it to you is solid douche bag behavior. I think you're set.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 03, 2014, 04:39:47 PM
asking for advice and then arguing with everyone who tries and give it to you is solid douche bag behavior. I think you're set.

I do suddenly feel compelled to have sex with you Tobey, maybe there's something to it. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 03, 2014, 04:57:23 PM
are you a lesbian too?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 05:07:56 PM
lol i wasn't trying to argue im going to use the french fry dipped line with her so hopefully that works
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 03, 2014, 05:41:20 PM
These are the type of matches I get.
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...She didn't answer my message either.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 03, 2014, 05:54:14 PM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 03, 2014, 06:14:25 PM
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serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
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Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key

yea but the problem is i hate ignoring people cause i get ignored so much by other people and i just hate it. But with this girl i have been talking to i never text her first which i think is a good start cause it makes her thinking about me and if she wants to talk she will text me but i haven't been starting the conversation and shes been texting almost every night so yea i think this one will be fun. The lame part, she doesnt come home from college for about 2 weeks
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Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 04, 2014, 02:44:29 PM
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serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 
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Dont use emojis or smiley faces of any sort and I know it sounds cliche but shows signs of attraction then kinda just start ignoring her and if she's interested in you she'll think she fucked up and start over thinking which is key
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yea but the problem is i hate ignoring people cause i get ignored so much by other people and i just hate it. But with this girl i have been talking to i never text her first which i think is a good start cause it makes her thinking about me and if she wants to talk she will text me but i haven't been starting the conversation and shes been texting almost every night so yea i think this one will be fun. The lame part, she doesnt come home from college for about 2 weeks

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO BEING FUNNY YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD KOOK
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 04, 2014, 02:45:23 PM
IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 04, 2014, 05:44:34 PM
I'm legit worried that tobeys underlying (and much discussed) anxiety issues combined with this strange series of pseudo interactions through Tinder might be having a negative effect.

It's never a good sign when people start to act aggressively when their advances are spurred, and I feel like this medium might be blurring your sense of how into you these girls might be and giving you an inflated sense of entitlement.

I'm not trying to be judgmental and I can see how it might be a posative thing for you and a way to circumvent some of your anxiety, which as far as I understand has more to do with being outside of your comfort zone than actually interacting with people, but you have to realize that is not what you are doing. You are in fact essentially playing a game, something you are trying to get good at to archive a goal. Color me cynical but I don't believe that healthy relationships are built that way.

Idk man just be mindful.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 04, 2014, 06:25:22 PM
A guy talking about girls that are out of his league is not that confident. Nobody is out of your league. On Tinder or in real life. That in no way means every girl is going to be interested or that you should get pissed if they don't respond, but stop thinking they're too good for you. I am 100% for Tinder. I think it's fucking rad. But I think you're putting way too much into it and should put down your phone for a bit. Go to a bar. To to a coffee shop. Stop using canned messages to talk to girls. I know you like your Netflix line and as far as openers go it's solid, but girls can see through it. They know that's what you're sending to every other girl you talk to.

Seriously. You know we've enjoyed your shenanigans, Tobey, but if you're getting stressed about the psychopaths and barely legals you've been posting about, it's time for a break. Tinder is for good stories, not happiness and fulfillment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 04, 2014, 06:47:59 PM
^ that is good advice, i mean i don't only talk to girls that are on tinder. I have been talking to this girl in my class but im pretty sure she has a boyfriend. But i think tinder is perfect because im not looking for a relationship, i mean if i was i wouldn't go be on tinder. I am just looking for girls to hang out with and if i hook up with them thats great but if i don't, i don't kick them out i just make the awkward situation the best as possible. You guys have to understand though none of my friends (or i think they are my friends) answer my texts or invite me to go out except for 2 of my friends, but they never really want to do anything. The only people that answer my texts and actually want to hang out with me is tinder girls, so for right now im just looking for people to hang out with and it might as well be girls from tinder because they at least want to hang out with me a little cause we get matched up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on December 04, 2014, 06:48:58 PM
protip: women are less intimidating once they are dead
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 04, 2014, 06:51:08 PM
pro skating has had gator, swindell and maybe some others but has there been a slap poster/murderer yet?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: colin on December 04, 2014, 07:04:12 PM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
Holy shit, dude, that's fucking funny, I mean, just the way you wrote it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on December 05, 2014, 07:07:08 AM
These are the type of matches I get.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pf6uG4X.png)
...She didn't answer my message either.
The Beast may have been busy walking through middle Earth to drop that ring off at Mordoor, after that she'll message ya.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on December 05, 2014, 08:35:26 AM
serious question, can you guys tell me how to be a douche bag through messages on tinder? Like out of about 100 messages to different girls on tinder i hung out with 6 of them and only hooked up with 3 of them. Now im a nice guy, like really nice but honestly these numbers suck. I got matched up with a 19 year old and haven't messaged her yet cause shes 19 and way out of my league so im thinking me being nice won't go anywhere with this girl.

So please teach me how to be a douche bag through texts and messages 

Sometimes you don't have to be a douche. I was in a similar situation with this younger girl who played Volleyball. I thought she was so out of my league but she wasn't. I was just myself and pretty soon she and her friend came to Portland and spent the night. We made out when her friend went to sleep. A few weeks later I went to visit her and we hooked up that weekend. Pity nothing ever came of that girl but she was so out of my league. You got it in you to be amazing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 05, 2014, 09:58:07 AM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 05, 2014, 11:30:06 AM
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 05, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.


make sure its a newer iphone though. you dont want a broke ass 4s chick who cant even update to ios8.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 05, 2014, 12:38:53 PM
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i seen this movie on E 'movies we love' and it's about a dorky TSA worker who gets this 'out of his league' girl's iphone by accident and awkward courtship ensues but true love finds him in the end. what i think the moral of the movie was is steal a hot girl's phone to get her to talk to you and she'll realize what a swell guy you are.
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make sure its a newer iphone though. you dont want a broke ass 4s chick who cant even update to ios8.
i'm not sure what that means but i concur. no scrubs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on December 05, 2014, 05:56:56 PM
youre a funny dude shark tits  ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 05, 2014, 06:29:34 PM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.

yea i was a huge pile last year but i got better, anxiety wise. I started back up school after a 3 year break, started drinking a lot less, lost about 50 pounds, started skating again after a 3 year break. So this year was a huge difference from last year but i still have some work to do so maybe i feel like every person is better than me because im basically taking freshman courses at college at the age of 22 and all my friends are way ahead of me in life, and the girls i meet on tinder are like that too. But being myself is letting people walk all over me, i take shit from girls and still want their approval i just want it to be the other way around you know? Even if i only hang out with them one night i just am nice and want them to like me but i honestly think i am too nice cause they reject me but i get over it. I don't fall in love with these girls, its just i had fun with them so i would like to hang out with them again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 05, 2014, 06:38:16 PM
I'm just pissed now. I'm starting to think race is an issue in this app too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on December 05, 2014, 07:01:20 PM
leetgeek bruh you need to just man up get drunk and get a hooker to get it over with. i know it sound played out but you puttin the pussy on a pedestal
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: frig deuce on December 05, 2014, 11:36:10 PM
I am dying right now...
(http://i.imgur.com/XT8BIlr.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 07, 2014, 08:26:29 PM
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on December 07, 2014, 08:39:38 PM
Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.

tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 07, 2014, 08:43:41 PM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 07, 2014, 08:44:04 PM
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Tinder is never going to be anything other than a means to an end. It's never going to make you into a different person. Getting better results requires effort and commitment.
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tinder is an app to fuck bitches.
I'm certainly giving a lot of effort. More than I ever have before. I would dearly like to fuck a bitch.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on December 08, 2014, 06:00:04 AM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
Maybe it's code for something sexual.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on December 08, 2014, 09:40:13 AM
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Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
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Maybe it's code for something sexual.

Even more wife material then don't you think?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 09, 2014, 05:46:11 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 09, 2014, 05:58:59 PM
I hate Tobey now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on December 09, 2014, 06:04:03 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???
Leave your ego at the door, dont argue with nature
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 09, 2014, 06:09:53 PM
I hate Tobey now.
you guys should go to war
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on December 09, 2014, 07:55:51 PM
I just matched with a fat chick named Deli, how should I proceed ???

'hi Deli you are looking deli-cious'
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on December 09, 2014, 09:22:51 PM
Tobey, my sincere concern over your approach has motivated me to reactivate my account after an extended dormant period.

I did so because I feel your pain. Like you, I overthink things, second guess myself, and generally have problems with anxiety. And, like you, I used to see this as a problem with other people. It's an easy trap to fall into, because you know your intentions are good, yet people reject you time and time again.

The first step to getting out of your rut is to take responsibility for yourself. Realize that happiness starts with you: validation comes from inside. If you wait on other people to make you feel good about yourself, nothing will add up. Every action is instead a reaction to others. Your personality becomes a reflection of what you think others are thinking rather than your own thoughts.

Start with the basics. Take on projects. Do things you find challenging yet satisfying. Those activities could be anything: skateboarding, drawing, music, writing, photography. Concentrate on doing something for the pure pleasure of doing it well. Connect with people who also enjoy those things. Enjoy interacting with them just for the sake of the individual interactions: be in the moment. Don't think about the past or the future, just allow yourself to soak in where you are.

Getting to a better place socially involves a lot of the same approach. Having success with women isn't easy, but it's not as hard as it seems either. Talk to everyone, whether or not your attracted to them or interested. Practice will reduce your anxiety, I promise. Remember, when you talk to a stranger, the absolute worst case scenario is they don't want to talk to you. And that's not that bad! If someone blows you off, you will survive. There's no way for you to know what's on their mind, or why they react how they do. So don't take it personally. Stay positive and move on.

I'm scratching the surface, but the important thing is this: whether it's Tinder or in person, there's no secret to social success. It's all about being yourself and choosing to be happy. People want to be around someone who's secure enough to stand on their own two feet. It's why lines and techniques and tricks are garbage. You can only be yourself. Maybe a clever little quip or one-liner gets you in the door, but sooner or later, all we can be is ourselves. So unless you're OK with that person, they'll never be.

Thanks for posting this

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:34:12 PM
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:38:38 PM
Seriously of thinking deactivating timder cause if I cant fucking cum when having sex whats the fucking point of uaving this app??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on December 09, 2014, 11:44:44 PM
i love you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 09, 2014, 11:47:48 PM
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 09, 2014, 11:51:07 PM
delete SLAP, delete tinder, delete facebook. now ready for first day of your new life

Nice guy I didnt mind when you were sean pablo or lesbian cause you were kind of funny but now you just suckkkkk

Yeah im drunk right now and had a bad night so yeah lets fight hit me up on instagram if you aint a puss
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 12:18:34 AM
Well im hanging out with a girl Tuesday night, she said she will knit me a hat. That's like wife material i think
No it's not. Girls that knit are fucking weird. If she drives a Volvo, run.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tay on December 10, 2014, 06:06:08 AM
Soo um yeah I wrnt on a date tonight with a girl and she definitely catfished me I mean she looked decent in her photos but when I met her she was pretty big. But im a nice guy and still boyght her dinner and we had a lot of drinks at my house we made out so much I was feeling her up you know whatever but she said she was on her period and she started to give me head and once a girl gives me head I just say lets fuck so we had sex and the same thing fucking happened to me like last time I just got soft for some reason  and now shes spending the night cause I told her she can and its just soo awkward I mean I finially fucked a girl on her period but still she wasnt what I was expecting so jow shes sleeping and im on my phone just thinking can you please leave? But like I said im a nice guy do this just fucking sucks...

LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

You're being taken advantage of. Never stick your dick in crazy. Going dutch is a must especially on the first date, don't get used by a weewee grabbing money pit. Avoid catfishers. Stop treating women like their shit doesn't stink. You're setting yourself up for failure.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 10, 2014, 08:21:32 AM
Maybe she'll cook you breakfast in the morning. Maybe she'll die in her sleep. Either way, you made your choices man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 10, 2014, 08:27:59 AM
LEET dont have sex cause your going to have the same problem as me and its just going to suck

Leet, ignore this.  You'll meet one soon just put yourself out there.  Once that first vag is said and done hopefully it will be like the curtain is pulled back, and all your sexual anxiety will start to dissipate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 08:30:09 AM
Damn, Tobey's about to get engaged.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 10, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
You're having trouble getting it up because you're not interested in the girl. A huge part of sex is mental: attraction, anticipation, and communication. You met her and you were already unhappy because you felt she'd misled you about her appearance. You attempted to power through for the sake of getting laid, but, surprise, your body didn't cooperate. That's because you didn't really want to have sex with her. It might seem miles away right now, but you're better off passing on sex until you meet someone you're really interested in: someone who accepts your quirks and wants more than a free dinner. Someone who's comfortable enough with who they are to be honest. If deleting Tinder gets you to build yourself up slowly instead of expecting a quick fix, then, do it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on December 10, 2014, 10:06:53 AM
^Nope. Just the anxiety meds.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on December 10, 2014, 02:32:35 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fookya on December 10, 2014, 04:18:25 PM
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 10, 2014, 04:46:22 PM
Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on December 10, 2014, 05:00:27 PM
I started bullshitting with some girl on Tinder about two weeks ago. Last week we meet up to grab a few beers and shoot the shit and ended up just making out after leaving the bar. Last night during a lengthy conversation about my nerdy interests, she told me she wanted to fuck while wearing Star Wars helmets. So obviously I'm heading over there tonight, she'll be wearing a clone trooper helmet and I'm going with Darth Vader. Needless to say, the spirit of stoke is fully intact. 

May the Schwartz be with you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 06:00:19 PM
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on December 10, 2014, 06:30:28 PM
i started to take less medication like 4 months ago and when i did that i had sex with the 25 year old and was able to cum, taking the same dosage now than i was when i met up with the 25 year old. So maybe i was too drunk last night? i had a lot of beers but i don't know cause that was never a problem with me before. Ill try again with another girl and see what happens.

fingers crossed!

I went through a quick phase after a serious girlfriend where i had the issue getting it up with 2 girls. it was 100% mental. i was just not in the zone.

what did i do? i bought a few viagra off a buddy, got this slut to come over, drank a little and banged her for 3 days like a porn star. i've never had a problem getting it up again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on December 10, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
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Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

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A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news

I was on anti depressants for a few months.  I'm sure a lot of people are over prescribed and I wouldn't recommend them for everyone, but for me personally, they really helped me get out of a bad place. That along with therapy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 09:20:04 PM
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Seriously guys, you should all reconsider the use of those anxiety pills, there is no other country in the world wherethere are as much people taking anxiety pills than in USA. In Europe only few people take those, especially for young people. I won'tever talk about other "less developped" countries where "anxiety" is not even part of their vocabulary.

I'm not a specialist but never in the history of human being has anxiety been solved by taking pills. I'm not into theories and shit, but I know enough about the pharmaceutical industry to be convinced that all this medication to help anxiety makes more harm than help to people. It's a good way to sell a maximum of pills to the population, moreover those pills tend to be addictive which make any withdrawal really difficult and harmful.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you don't suffer from anxiety, I'm just saying that a lot of people in USA are given pills when they shouldn't.

For the guys who lives outside USA, how many guys under 30 do you know that take anxiety pills?
I live in France, and I only know 1 guy that takes those pills cause he got stuck after a bad trip...

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A kid who went to my high school killed him self over not being able to get his anti depressants. Hasn't anyone seen requiem for a dream? prescription drugs are bad news
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I was on anti depressants for a few months.  I'm sure a lot of people are over prescribed and I wouldn't recommend them for everyone, but for me personally, they really helped me get out of a bad place. That along with therapy

Yea those pills helped me a lot this year, i couldn't leave my house like at all for about 3 years. When i changed medications i started getting comfortable leaving my house a little farther and farther each day. Now my mood just is better about life in general cause now i have hope. And the only side effect that i notice is i don't enjoy sex that much and im willing to give up sex for now if it means i can still take my meds cause like i said i literally didn't do anything from 2011-2013. I also do therapy to i have been going to the same doctor for that since i was 14 and im 22 now, talking to her is great cause i don't have really anyone to talk to during the week or ever, its just me and my dad during the week and we don't really talk.

I am living proof that some people needs meds and that they actually do something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 10, 2014, 09:30:02 PM
I don't know, man, only thing meds have done for me is make it hard to climax.

But seriously, meds along with therapy work well very many people and deciding what to put in your body should be between the patient and a well informed psychiatrist.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 09:41:22 PM
I don't know, man, only thing meds have done for me is make it hard to climax.

But seriously, meds along with therapy work well very many people and deciding what to put in your body should be between the patient and a well informed psychiatrist.

Are you still on prozac? I said this to you many times but i was on the same doseage as you for prozac and it made me worse. I went through at least 4 SSRI's since i was 18 in till i found the right one. Ask for a different medication or get a new doctor i had maybe 3 different psychiatrists since i started to have anxiety. There is a medication for you keep trying!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 10, 2014, 09:57:18 PM
tobey you dont understand im trying to help you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 10:49:45 PM
GOOD NEWS!! i know how to post my screen shots from my phone soooo yea this thread is about to get real

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10850429_10152399545862101_490195311_n.jpg?oh=5267f026752e35c3a8086a2722945fa6&oe=548B0D15&__gda__=1418469316_adb7be87b2ba0a647e5e8153d2240a36)

i think i swiped to get matched up with her also, i want a Jimi story
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 10, 2014, 10:57:07 PM
^^^ bun in the oven? :o
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 10, 2014, 10:59:27 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 11:34:28 PM
Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?

the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 10, 2014, 11:38:26 PM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2014, 11:39:09 PM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
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wawa hoagies? fred gall says that place is playing w/ fire after like 10 beers.

Yes but that place is the best
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Post by: The Shogun on December 10, 2014, 11:48:22 PM
Tobey is rad, nuff said.
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Post by: oldgoodburger on December 11, 2014, 01:28:14 AM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 11, 2014, 01:44:31 AM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
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tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.
maybe that's the reason why your dog was barking "wawa, wawa", she wanted to come too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 11, 2014, 03:24:31 AM
i dont get it lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 11, 2014, 03:36:37 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 11, 2014, 03:47:49 AM
wawa
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140511041731/vampirediaries/images/a/a9/Dog-barking-o.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 06:35:05 AM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
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tears. im in tears. wawa is a gas station.

some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 06:55:52 AM
Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here

Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 11, 2014, 09:50:15 AM
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Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
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Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 11, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 10:27:47 AM
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Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
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Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
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so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround

Just because you show up doesn't mean you're obligated to do anything. Don't wind it up more than necessary. The reason I said so is because I've heard from many girls that they are bored with chatting on those apps. They'd rather meet up and see if there's chemistry.

So, yes, go for it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 11, 2014, 10:31:56 AM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways

HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.


never heard of wawa, but this shit is cracking me up.

is the girl youre referring to the pregnant girl in the photo you posted?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 11, 2014, 10:36:06 AM
some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches

Was the one you took that girl to and refused to buy breakfast a gas station?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 11, 2014, 10:48:49 AM
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some wawa's are gas station but they still have food in them, but mainly they are just a food store with great sandwiches
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Was the one you took that girl to and refused to buy breakfast a gas station?


"I knew that if she got a wrinkled hot dog, that would only enable her."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 11, 2014, 10:51:37 AM
I think it should be noted that you order sandwiches at Wawa's on a touch screen and don't actually talk to the person making the food.

how to order the perfect sandwich at wawa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-e0BwJY3wQ#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 11, 2014, 05:13:58 PM
How can you have such little respect for yourself and your dick Tobey?

Also, every Wawa I've ever seen has been a gas station and looked like this...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3651/3652299528_88d8e13c55.jpg)

or this...

(http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/6shKA9edz02Ta4EMgUUf_g/l.jpg)

So at worst, a gas station sandwhich shop and maybe at best a Subway. 

You have quite a few standards that need raising Tobe.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 05:25:37 PM
^ i was really drunk and just wanted to fuck something, and the more i drank the more she got pretty
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 11, 2014, 05:27:01 PM
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Tobey, how did your hat she made you fit? Was it more longshoreman or dread bag? Also, did you guys have breakfast together?
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the hat is great so it wasn't a total waste cause i can wear it when i go skate cause its getting pretty damn cold over here. For breakfast i just took her to this deli called "Wawa" some people probably know what im talking about but i looked at her and said, "do i have to buy you breakfast?" and she said na its fine so i gave her a kiss and we went our separate ways
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HAHAHAAH did you really refer to wawa's as a deli? That's like comparing 7-11 to whole foods.
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never heard of wawa, but this shit is cracking me up.

is the girl youre referring to the pregnant girl in the photo you posted?

na i didnt even get matched up with the pregnant girl, i just thought it was funny she is on tinder and is pregnant

edit: i only said wawa is a deli because not that many people know what it is and you can get sandwiches made there and i even think you could get sliced cheese and meat from there at one time too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 12, 2014, 04:27:43 PM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 12, 2014, 05:21:41 PM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.

Lol im the worst at this app, i have been on it since like February and hung out with only 6 girls. Keep trying Leet, you only been on it for a short time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peter Zagreus on December 12, 2014, 08:50:41 PM
wAWA hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on December 13, 2014, 10:42:42 AM
I'm done with this stupid app and this stupid thread. I put way too much effort into it and got nothing out of it. Now it's just another thing to add to my long list of failures. Congrats to Tobey for being awesome at it.
yeah don't give up. Just maybe change up your photos if they haven't worked? Or up the mile diameter to like 10 or even 15. It's not too hard. Then again, I haven't met the hottest girls on tinder. Just average ones. Real life> tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on December 13, 2014, 02:07:43 PM
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Hey fellow slappers, i need some guidance. I have no trouble getting ladies there and usually they start the conversation but I feel I don't the right time to ask them out? Do I need to chat with them for weeks
Or is couple says enough to get some? Great stories here
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Every girl is different, but generally it's better to just go for it once you know you've got a few things to talk about. No points awarded for waiting.
[close]

so basically if this broad said to me "wanna meet?"15mins in to conversation I should just go for it? I think I might be too much of a gentleman  to just fuckaround
[close]

Just because you show up doesn't mean you're obligated to do anything. Don't wind it up more than necessary. The reason I said so is because I've heard from many girls that they are bored with chatting on those apps. They'd rather meet up and see if there's chemistry.

So, yes, go for it.

Thanks for  the advise! Damn I didn't know this shit was so easy!  I'm going 5/5  now  for the chicks I've met ;DD why I didn't use this during summer I've missed so much not using this!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Alan on December 13, 2014, 07:55:55 PM
^ i was really drunk and just wanted to fuck something, and the more i drank the more she got pretty

Good grief...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 01:58:59 AM
fuck you tobey i hate you so much
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: captainfalcon69 on December 14, 2014, 01:03:38 PM
correct me if im wrong but it seems like you guys were missing alcohol? you win some you lose some, theres millions of other girls out there man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on December 14, 2014, 02:10:50 PM
It's worth it for sure. She seems really cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 06:57:49 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24400-Seinfeld-thats-enough-gif-nHrW.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 06:59:33 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

u should show this to a psychiatrist, if this is real you are seriously insane
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Ikea Desk on December 14, 2014, 09:48:26 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
when you lose, never lose the lesson
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 14, 2014, 10:09:30 PM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
whassa matta you. hash slasher? i thought we agreed you don't make a move w/out me. i can be a plant at freud ledges and you borrow my board to impress the bird all 'extemporaneous' instead of contrived nad carrying your own board in order to impress her. she'll see right through that and consider you linus.
or you could play 'johnny don't be a hero' and i'll be causing commotion at tedeschi's and you come to her rescue. i'll let you punch me, for love. gimme a shot.
or if it's going bad you can tag me in like 'substitution' and i'll take her off your hands unless it's just uncomfortable silences you need help w/. i can carry the conversation. we're gonna get you laid pal but ya hafta let me help you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 14, 2014, 10:17:13 PM
What i have been noticing about the girls on tinder, is that they are attracted to skateboarders. I have had a couple asking me to teach them how to ride a skateboard. The ones i told about that i skateboard find it so hot and they always like my instagram videos of me skateboarding. So my suggestion is throw out to them that you skateboard, it honestly couldn't hurt
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 14, 2014, 10:46:02 PM
What i have been noticing about the girls on tinder, is that they are attracted to skateboarders. I have had a couple asking me to teach them how to ride a skateboard. The ones i told about that i skateboard find it so hot and they always like my instagram videos of me skateboarding. So my suggestion is throw out to them that you skateboard, it honestly couldn't hurt

how come the things that make us happy make us sad?? its not fair
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: oldgoodburger on December 15, 2014, 02:28:12 AM
today i cam across a catfishing profile using one of my ex's photos for the scheme. i immediately swiped right and we matched! whoever was running it sucked at it though... wouldn't give me a phone number, snap chat, anything that made them seem like a real human... finally called them out and they unmatched immediately otherwise i'd post the convo. deleted the app after that but in a week i'll prolly be over it and bored again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 15, 2014, 07:21:01 AM
how come the things that make us happy make us sad?? its not fair

your little quips are so funny, thx for being u
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 15, 2014, 08:51:42 AM
Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.

One thing I've picked up is the value of being assertive. The first thing I notice is that you immediately felt uncomfortable but never did anything about it. Why let a bad vibe linger? There's a way to be direct without being rude. If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time? Breaking out of a dry spell is about more than handling individual situations well. It's creating a general atmosphere around you. Don't eat something just because it's being served. Know your boundaries and express yourself when people step over the line. It's not like you had a chance with this girl anyway, so why would you be worried what she thinks of you? Just be polite and leave.

And for fuck's sake, don't be that guy who apologizes for everything. Girls hate that guy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 16, 2014, 07:14:58 AM
I missed the last train of the night. Don't think I wanted to stay. I should've just hung out in South Station all night. Might've seen some interesting stuff go down. Also shark tits: Yr the best XOXO

Sure, but you could've left sooner. If neither of you are having fun, pull the plug.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on December 17, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
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Ok, well I went on what I'll consider my first ever real tinder outing yesterday and it was fucking terrible. Like parts of it were kind of decent, but overall I don't know if I felt welcomed the whole time. We walked around for a little while, and then we went and watched a movie. There was little to no physical contact made over the course of what was almost a three hour movie. I was just getting like really vibed out by her, I don't really know. The whole time I was there I don't know if either of us were completely comfortable, or at least she gave off that feeling and made me feel like that. Then I go to leave after the movie is done, but realize that I won't be able to make the next train out, so I end up going back until the next train at 11. Guess what? I ended up missing that one too. She let me come back over and I slept on her fucking floor. I left this morning and finally got back home and texted her to let her know that I'm finally back on the third try, apologized profusely for having to stay over, etc. and I haven't gotten anything back in hours. This whole thing was a fucking disaster. Feel free to talk shit on me or something.
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One thing I've picked up is the value of being assertive. The first thing I notice is that you immediately felt uncomfortable but never did anything about it. Why let a bad vibe linger? There's a way to be direct without being rude. If her body language is super unwelcoming, why hang around for the whole evening? Do you think you owe it to her to stay and have a bad time? Breaking out of a dry spell is about more than handling individual situations well. It's creating a general atmosphere around you. Don't eat something just because it's being served. Know your boundaries and express yourself when people step over the line. It's not like you had a chance with this girl anyway, so why would you be worried what she thinks of you? Just be polite and leave.

And for fuck's sake, don't be that guy who apologizes for everything. Girls hate that guy.

this.   hopefully you're not Canadian
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 18, 2014, 08:29:34 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 08:39:58 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.


yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
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Post by: foureyedjim on December 18, 2014, 08:52:55 PM
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yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me

I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 09:28:44 PM
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yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
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I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 18, 2014, 10:20:11 PM
What would James Franco do? Amiright?
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Post by: tobey on December 18, 2014, 11:07:09 PM
What would James Franco do? Amiright?

if he was in the states in the USA were the legal limit was 17 he would probably smash, but i am in PA where the legal limit is 18. i just messaged her asking her when she turns 18
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 18, 2014, 11:22:57 PM
Tobey, you are a living legend dude.

My friend/co-worker just signed up. We work in an office and from 5-6pm when all of the people leave we start our overtime shift, he brings out his phone and I gotta say Tinder is insanely entertaining.

He's getting a lot of prostitute solicitation though. I keep telling him to "like" gothic chicks, I was surprised to see so many in our area.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 18, 2014, 11:44:59 PM
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yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
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I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
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let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
God damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 19, 2014, 01:35:10 AM
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I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.

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yeah? well im fat that would do the opposite for me
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I know a lot of girls that actually like heavier guys, regardless of how 'cut' they are.  Just gotta make it work for you.
Plus, you're the one that's been hooking up with girls, I haven't gotten one yet...although I have kept in contact with a few.
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let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me
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God damn it Tobey, you're living the dream you just don't know it.
Yeah you're killing it.  I'd probably smash a longboarder if she was cute haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 06:34:19 AM
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on December 19, 2014, 01:27:01 PM
I didn't want to do it at first, but a shameless no-shirt photo got me waaaay more matches.

I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).
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Post by: foureyedjim on December 19, 2014, 01:28:38 PM
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I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).

put it in a private facebook album  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 19, 2014, 01:45:31 PM
i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess


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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 19, 2014, 04:35:05 PM

let me tell you the girls i met on tinder....

First one was really hot like that set the bar for me with all the other tindser girls, didn't cum with her

second one it was a longboarder... yea you should probably kook me but i wasnt skating than so i just said why not. She brought up longboarding and i just ignored it. She wouldnt even kiss me

third one was super fat, but i didnt care i use this app just to hang out with people and i want those people to be girls but whatewver she is from my area so i said fuck it. She made out with me for like 5 seconds and than ignored me

fourth one was the 25 year old, great ass and we did it doggie style so i think thats why i came, still talk to her time to time.

5th one it was the spanish girl i mean yea she was thick but it worked for her very well, when i was fucking her my dick went soft

the 6th one was my most recent one and honestly i haven't gotten a full boner since i had sex with her, i mean she had a bigger gut than me and yea i dont have high standards but come on the man is suppose to be the fat one. when i tried to hit her from the back her ass was hairy and honestly it smelled like she never as wiped before.


and i just recently got matched up with a 17 year old who still has braces.

dont be jealous of me


Ever thought you might just be gay?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 05:35:34 PM
^ Yea i thought of that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: j....soy..... on December 19, 2014, 05:45:41 PM
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i realized my ear was kind of puffy after having sex with the first girl on tinder, this was in may. My friends told me tonight it was probably cauliflower, so i looked it up and it definitely is. I looked up how to get it and it basically says its cause you got hit in the head. I remember the first girl we had rough sex but i don't remember her hitting me in the head but i just remember it was rough.

So the first girl gave me cauliflower, better than a STD i guess
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You should consider headgear.....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 19, 2014, 05:56:36 PM
I wanted to do this, then realized I'd have to post a shirtless selfie to facebook first.  I'm guessing you already had a shirtless pic on fb?  I just deleted it actually because I was getting no matches.  But in the past there's been times where I'd get a bunch.  I don't get it.. I should probably follow notorious's advice and stick to real life interaction (aka never getting any).

Haha! I'm not telling you to stay off of there, just that there's nothing about Tinder, OKCupid, or whatever that's going to magically change your results. No matter how you interact with women, in the end, they'll figure out who you are. You've got to be cool with yourself before anyone will be cool with you.

Ever thought you might just be gay?

I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 06:24:33 PM
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Ever thought you might just be gay?
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I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.

I think im just not a one night stand guy, i think i need to actually like them and care about them before having sex with them. But yea you never know i could be gay
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 19, 2014, 06:43:06 PM
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Ever thought you might just be gay?
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I'm guessing it's more that he's hooking up with women that disgust him and he can't get into it. And when he is attracted to them, he's worried about what happened in the past, and he psyches himself out.

However, if you are gay Tobey, all the better. It's way easier for gay guys to get laid.
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I think im just not a one night stand guy, i think i need to actually like them and care about them before having sex with them. But yea you never know i could be gay

 Yup, gay.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 19, 2014, 10:03:44 PM
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?
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Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 10:21:19 PM
tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?

Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat
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Post by: KING TUT on December 19, 2014, 11:24:54 PM
thats fucked up tobey, if i was gay like you i'd pick someone way better than jason bateman.
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Post by: tobey on December 19, 2014, 11:34:01 PM
thats fucked up tobey, if i was gay like you i'd pick someone way better than jason bateman.

Jason Bateman is GOAT
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Post by: dillanharp on December 19, 2014, 11:54:39 PM
I see you've changed your instagram name...

ps,
Fuck you Tobey for never liking my shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 20, 2014, 12:11:23 AM
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tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?
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Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat

for real or are you dodging the question
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:24:45 AM
I see you've changed your instagram name...

ps,
Fuck you Tobey for never liking my shit.

lol i liked some of your photos! I liked the one you posted 5 weeks ago

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tobey are you ever sexually attracted to dudes?
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Only Jason Bateman, i would fuck that dude in a heartbeat
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for real or are you dodging the question

WOULD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:34:28 AM
some girl on tinder thought i was legit gay because i added her on the facebook and my facebook got hacked like years ago and for my place at work it says im a dick sucker at some strip club, i just never changed it. But also my friend that came out of the closet this year tags me in to a bunch of gay bars that he goes to. So the girl asked me like all seriously saying like " i don't mean to sound weird anything and i understand if you don't answer this question but are you gay?"

i just laughed, i should of said yes cause that girl is the fucking worst now. Its the stalker that i posted a few pages back

edit: also i told the girl that i have been talking to for a little that i met on tinder and last night i was drunk and i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 20, 2014, 12:49:20 AM
share the pic, duuude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 12:52:11 AM
share the pic, duuude


na this girls nice BUT remember that 18 year old girl that fucked me over and sent a bunch of pictures? MAYBE the next time im drunk ill try to find my old phone charger (i got a new phone and her pictures arent on this one) and post them cause seriously fuck that girl
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 20, 2014, 12:55:36 AM
Can we get a mod to change this thread to "mackin ass Tobey's poon stories?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 20, 2014, 01:01:20 AM
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na this girls nice BUT remember that 18 year old girl that fucked me over and sent a bunch of pictures? MAYBE the next time im drunk ill try to find my old phone charger (i got a new phone and her pictures arent on this one) and post them cause seriously fuck that girl
so we'll just wait for it...
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 20, 2014, 01:09:02 AM
i honestly will probably do like what thrasher did for torey's plan b part, post the pictures for 24 hours than delete them from slap. So hopefully whatever night i get drunk you will be on slap and see it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 20, 2014, 02:12:33 AM
i honestly will probably do like what thrasher did for torey's plan b part, post the pictures for 24 hours than delete them from slap. So hopefully whatever night i get drunk you will be on slap and see it

fuck you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: king_in_the_north on December 20, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
The Office - Where is the Clitoris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K333roZMcPA#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 20, 2014, 08:41:02 AM
edit: also i told the girl that i have been talking to for a little that i met on tinder and last night i was drunk and i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job

Yep, most of sex is mental.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 20, 2014, 11:13:42 AM
i told her i haven't gotten legit hard in awhile so she sent me a pic and it did the job

don't tell girls that.

i dunno man I think you might be gay, you should fuck a dude and see if you like it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 21, 2014, 12:06:12 AM
just to let you guys know i jerked off a lot the past 2 years. This year the total times i haven't jerked off is less than 30 days, the longest i went straight with out jerking off is 2 days. I jerk off every day at the same time. It helps me with my anxiety at night and with my meds its just perfect. I am going to try to only jerk off at most 3 times a week, i mean im a young kid who stays up till 4 am every night and jerking off is just fun. Ill let you know if this fixes the problem
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on December 21, 2014, 12:37:11 AM
^ hmmm.....have you ever just considered poundin some man ass instead?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 21, 2014, 12:46:10 AM
just to let you guys know i jerked off a lot the past 2 years. This year the total times i haven't jerked off is less than 30 days, the longest i went straight with out jerking off is 2 days. I jerk off every day at the same time. It helps me with my anxiety at night and with my meds its just perfect. I am going to try to only jerk off at most 3 times a week, i mean im a young kid who stays up till 4 am every night and jerking off is just fun. Ill let you know if this fixes the problem

Around two years ago, I went to a urologist for testicle pain, I was worried man. The doctors office was on the 6th floor of this fancy medical building. The doctor enters the room and he's in a real hurry it seemed. I told him that I was feeling some pain in my left testicle and without any hesitation, he says "alright, drop trou" just like that. I was like okay. So I pulled down my pants and before I knew it he had his hand on my balls. After a good 30-40 seconds of felling around my sack, he says "nothing to worry about, just masturbate regularly", that was it. My dad then called me when it was over, I told him what the urologist suggested and I thought my dad hung up on me but instead he was laughing so hard he couldn't make a sound.

Oh, and I for sure took his advice seriously even though I had a girlfriend at the time.

Yeah, so it's all good. Although, the fact that you jerk off at the same time everyday is a case of OCD. Stop staying up so late and get some sleep and eat healthy, no preservatives. Mind, body and soul, get those right and you're good.

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MaryhillVibe on December 21, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
This is seriously how I'm starting to feel about Tobey. Just replace Pitbull with his name, "pop star" with teenage heartthrob".

http://youtu.be/AHGN7Q7fKlA (http://youtu.be/AHGN7Q7fKlA)

The mind boggles.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 22, 2014, 10:45:38 PM
i was pissed tonight

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Post by: shark tits on December 22, 2014, 11:14:12 PM
i was pissed tonight

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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 22, 2014, 11:19:04 PM
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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.


yeah..... that wasn't really a creepy text i just called her on her shit cause she unmatched me pretty soon after that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on December 22, 2014, 11:31:39 PM
good for her, maybe she isnt ready yet and wants to talk to some future serial killers f0r her own reasons
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 23, 2014, 12:14:29 AM
Time to get drunk and to post some pics !
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Post by: dirtyweemidden on December 23, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
Time to get drunk and to post some pics !


...how bouts them pics?!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 06:48:30 AM
^can't find my old phone charger but I'm looking!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.

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yeah..... that wasn't really a creepy text i just called her on her shit cause she unmatched me pretty soon after that

You didn't "call her out" on anything, you took a girl who was probably already on the fence about meeting strangers and pushed her as hard as you could away from you. 

Girls say shit like that to test you and you failed hard.  You have to be that interesting conversationalist she's referring to if you expect her to want to meet up. 

Also probably not a good look calling the guys she matches with creeps since you were one of them. 

I just don't think you're going to find what you're looking for on Tinder Tobey, and this thread just gets more depressing by the day.  It might be time for a Plenty of Fish or OKCupid account and I think you should probably do some internet research on how to talk to people, not even all that seduction bullshit, just how to have a normal conversation, because you're not going to get that advice here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 07:22:56 AM
^she told me she had a boyfriend....
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Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 07:27:20 AM
^she told me she had a boyfriend....

Well that would have been pertinent information from the get-go don't you think?

Probably the most common lie for a girl to tell in order to fend off an approacher. 

Maybe she was on Tinder looking for some side dick, who knows? But you've made it clear that's not what you want.

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Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 07:33:41 AM
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Well that would have been pertinent information from the get-go don't you think?

Probably the most common lie for a girl to tell in order to fend off an approacher. 

Maybe she was on Tinder looking for some side dick, who knows? But you've made it clear that's not what you want.



i went to the doctors yesterday and he said to take half my meds if i plan on having sex that night so im going to do that cause in all honestly one night stands are pretty fun and i said before im not looking for a relationship many times in this thread i just had some thoughts since the last girl that MAYBE im not a one night stand guy and that maybe i need to actually care for someone. But lets see if this happens cause im suppose to hang out with a girl during winter break and shes kind of cute so yeah im goign to take half of my meds and see where that takes cause when i dropped down on my medication like a couple days before the 25 year old the sex was great
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Post by: Yushin Okami on December 23, 2014, 08:56:41 AM
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keep it up tobey. lookin forward to your debut on 'creepy text theater'.


Seriously... tone it the fuck down. You come off bad in that. Not her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
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Post by: Yushin Okami on December 23, 2014, 09:34:34 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 09:48:39 AM
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^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
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I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.

Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 23, 2014, 09:55:01 AM
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^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
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I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.
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Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder


As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first. 
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Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 10:09:45 AM
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if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time
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I'm not concerned about you hurting some girls feelings, I'm concerned with your well-being. The fact that you don't see how you come off as creepy is worrisome.
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Yea i don't get how thats creepy. Please explain.

I thought creepy texts were like sit on my face or send me pictures of you naked (which i have done but i always returned the favor) or shit like that. I just asked her why she was on tinder
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As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first. 


Yea that's kind of my problem especially with younger girls cause they never add on to the conversation. So i guess i could just unmatch them as soon as they stop talking to me instead of just keep asking them questions to try to keep the conversation going. I am a great guy and if they don't want to get to know me, well FUCK EM
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thecooldude498 on December 23, 2014, 10:21:42 AM
lol @ all you neerds who can't find a girl. all you have to do to get a chick is go up to m'lady and tip your fedora. let her know how beautiful she is and that you are a gentleman. then put your hand on the back of her head and lean in for a kiss
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 23, 2014, 11:36:06 AM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time OUT IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD.

Also like I said you should seriously consider that you might be gay.  Hop up on Grindr I guess?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 23, 2014, 01:09:44 PM
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 23, 2014, 04:31:39 PM
She dont seem like the type to just casually hook up with people anyway, sooner or later you'll be thankful you didn't waste your time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 23, 2014, 05:48:48 PM
^dude its tinder.....

if i was looking for meaningful shit i would be on some other website or app. She wasted my time

DUDE ITS NOT TINDER ITS TOBEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE BREAKS FROM BEING YOURSELF OTHERWISE YOU END UP A PATHETIC EXTRACT WHICH YOU CLEARLY ARE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 23, 2014, 05:59:18 PM
jeez that was a bit rough, sorry your not that bad just oblivious, Merry Christmasssss :)))
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on December 23, 2014, 10:14:04 PM
in the event that anyone is in the market...
(http://images.craigslist.org/01717_fjamsEMJsuP_600x450.jpg)
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/4812127549.html (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cto/4812127549.html)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tracer on December 23, 2014, 10:33:09 PM
Tinder at Christmas, ouch..

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 23, 2014, 11:59:09 PM
Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.

yea if you read my other post in this thread i got a new phone but i found the phone charger BUT GUESS WHAT???

im DM the picture to the slap pals that follow me on instagram cause i like them and they tolerateme and plus they don't fucking annoy me everytime i post in this thread so, Will, Nallid, GAY (you will probably will be bummed), BraveUlysses, TFUCKINA, and InternetDaddy expect an early Christmas present from me

edit: Also PAWL
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 24, 2014, 12:16:04 AM
you forgot me ! pm dude !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 24, 2014, 08:10:56 AM
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Posting screen shots of awkward, semi-menacing comments to a girl on Tinder...but not actually posting the pic that a chick sent you.

Ok, tobey. Ok.
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yea if you read my other post in this thread i got a new phone but i found the phone charger BUT GUESS WHAT???

im DM the picture to the slap pals that follow me on instagram cause i like them and they tolerateme and plus they don't fucking annoy me everytime i post in this thread so, Will, Nallid, GAY (you will probably will be bummed), BraveUlysses, TFUCKINA, and InternetDaddy expect an early Christmas present from me

edit: Also PAWL

Aw shucks, am I annoying you tobey? Darn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 24, 2014, 12:26:28 PM
You know I follow you right bruh? Radicalsabical
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 24, 2014, 03:54:17 PM
i don't have instagram but i been gnarring you every day since i turned pro [uh, i mean PAL] so i think it would be downright cordial if you share any pictures w/ me too
<3 shark tits
otherwise what? you've just been using me for gnars and never had any intentions of sharing pics w/ me? what, to boost your self esteem at my expense? that's why you're gonna die alone!
joking, i was trying to illustrate how your post to the woman came across even if she deserved it or whatever, sarcasm and condescension is the grown up way of hurting feelings.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:30:41 PM
You know I follow you right bruh? Radicalsabical

thats you? okay you get a photo!

i don't have instagram but i been gnarring you every day since i turned pro [uh, i mean PAL] so i think it would be downright cordial if you share any pictures w/ me too
<3 shark tits
otherwise what? you've just been using me for gnars and never had any intentions of sharing pics w/ me? what, to boost your self esteem at my expense? that's why you're gonna die alone!
joking, i was trying to illustrate how your post to the woman came across even if she deserved it or whatever, sarcasm and condescension is the grown up way of hurting feelings.

Pm your name ill send it to you on facebook shark tits
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:39:20 PM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 24, 2014, 05:47:50 PM
my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 24, 2014, 05:59:40 PM
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my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
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damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.

i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on December 25, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
Every time I come into this thread I think that tobey is just a very elaborate troll and no one has caught on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 25, 2014, 11:17:18 AM
As soon as you sense disinterest from a chick you cut and run Tobey.  All you do by sticking around and asking those follow up questions is come off like an aggressive jerk, which girls find creepy.  On top of that, all these questions seem to be doing is working you up so by the time you're ready to talk to the next chick you're already in a shitty state of mind. 

If you want anyone to like you Tobey you need to like yourself first.

This. This this this. This is the real shit. Getting annoyed when a girl does something is completely understandable. Losing control and reacting is where you drop the ball. Relax. If it helps to force yourself to wait a fixed amount of time before you reply, then do that. And if waiting means you pass an opportunity, so what? There will be others. Missing out because you took your time is far better than sticking your foot in your mouth.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on December 25, 2014, 11:29:08 AM
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my old phone literally just broke as i sent the picture, i sent it to the people i said i was going to send it to in my original post.

Sorry shark tits and EPetrov
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damn it all to hell, tobey! quit playing dick games!
nah, i got the message loud and clear but i sent you my fb anyways. we can chat on there if you want. maybe you can leave scranton and visit me in mass some day? either way, PMs on here take too long.
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i don't live in scranton, i live in the suburbs of philly. I wish i lived in scranton cause then i could actually say im tobey from the office
don't fuck up my fantasy tobey! in my world view everyone is their avatar.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on December 25, 2014, 11:59:07 AM
my avatar perfectly represents me, the snake, trying to watch these pussy pics...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lamfordie on December 25, 2014, 02:16:27 PM
I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thecooldude498 on December 25, 2014, 02:50:42 PM
I'm in Mexico and there's nothing good down here.

lol they can't even afford iphones how are they going to be on tinder

look go to the nearest home depot and you will find them waiting outside
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 26, 2014, 12:46:28 AM
keep on trap
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 27, 2014, 08:41:50 PM
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 27, 2014, 11:52:35 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 28, 2014, 12:20:32 AM
ummmm i have been getting hard all week?

SOMEONE'S JUST MAD CAUSE I AM NOT LETTING THEM SEE THE PICTURE OF THAT 18 YEAR OLD
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on December 28, 2014, 03:23:50 AM
yeah man, these tinder match pictures are a hot commodity.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 28, 2014, 05:48:00 AM
So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent


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I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on December 28, 2014, 01:59:16 PM
YOU ARE A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, THE REASON YOU CANT GET ERECTIONS IS NOT BECAUSE THE GIRL AND YOU AREN'T IN LOVE, ITS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF BUT UNTIL THIS FUCKING HAPPENS KEEP ON POSTING YOUR STUPID SHIT I GUESS

SORT



IT



OUT

ONCE YOUR COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN  SKIN YOU'LL BE BETTER


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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on December 28, 2014, 06:37:02 PM
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So this girl i have been talking to cancelled our plans for tonight, she cancelled at least 3 different times on me, all excuses i believed. Now shes saying Tuesday night. If she doesn't hang out with me while shes home from college which is i think is only a couple more weeks im probably going to get drunk and call her out on her shit, and probably send pictures to my instagram slap pals again. But i have to warn those dudes they aren't going to be good as the first one i sent
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(http://media.giphy.com/media/EHwwPumd2xaN2/giphy.gif)
I give up Tobey, you're hopeless. 
^What he said^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 28, 2014, 06:39:43 PM
Maybe I should hate you for this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 28, 2014, 07:14:33 PM
wait, tobey's posts are serious? ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 28, 2014, 07:32:30 PM
wait, tobey's posts are serious? ;D

deadly serious, the boy is fucked up, such a mess.............. i guess we can support him though :(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 28, 2014, 07:58:08 PM
The only reason i would call her out cause she seems to be doing the exact same thing as the 18 year old and if she backs out on Tuesday night the night i plan on taking half of my meds i am going to go through horrible withdraw and i don't want to go through that cause it sucks. So yea if she backs out again im going to be pissed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 28, 2014, 07:59:51 PM
try focusing when you masturbate and see how long you can last (use lube and watch POV doggystyle if you wanna do it right)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Everett425 on December 28, 2014, 11:32:26 PM
I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: chuck d on December 29, 2014, 06:50:17 PM
When Tobey takes only half his meds.  Granted, he makes good points, we should all be depressed.
The Newsroom - EPA report (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN5OLs_vzY4#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 29, 2014, 07:05:08 PM
I feel like Tobey misinterprets everything that people say to him in this thread.

Yeah I think it's time to chill Tobey. If you do anything besides just stop talking to the girl, you're ankle deep into Corey Feldman portraying you as the bad guy in a Lifetime movie.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on December 29, 2014, 07:25:32 PM
Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on December 29, 2014, 08:11:17 PM
Is there any way to selectively ban Tobey just from this thread? I'd like to be able to come in here and read people's stories without wanting to blow my head off.

You could start him an awkward non-sexual experiences thread, but think about justice. These posts may be some poor girl's family's only hope of linking her assailant to the crime.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on December 30, 2014, 12:11:47 AM
Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and  I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.

Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 02:37:54 AM
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redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 11:59:03 AM
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redemption post! probably going to message her when im not sick
There's no redemption you nut ball. You're being a creep and you should stop being a creep.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 12:52:24 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 01:11:08 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 01:16:38 PM
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^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
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No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.

Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 01:42:50 PM
you are shifting the responsibility, it's their problem not yours
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on December 30, 2014, 01:49:40 PM
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^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
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No way man it's more the sense of entitlement to them hanging out with you and shit. Yeah getting flaked on sucks but if people keep doing it just cutting them out of your life is usually the easiest way to go about that. Not putting them on blast on a skateboarding website.

I don't have anything against you, Tobey, I want you to be content and happy the same as everyone else here. I just think there's much better ways to go about it.
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Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"

Tobey, the problem is that you somehow think these girls should give a fuck about you. you're coming off as entitled and any little form of disinterest or flaking from these girls makes you catch feelings. you easily get hurt and want to lash out at them like they somehow owe you something. just take it easy and don't take Tinder girls so seriously/to heart.

well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love

this is pretty big, man. if you're actually looking for a real relationship with someone, maybe Tinder is not the place for you. i think you have these expectations of somehow finding a genuine love/connection online and i think you're only setting yourself up for failure. most of these girls probably just want to hook up, so don't be a dick to them when they blow you off or whatever.

(and Tobey, a creep can be many things: an asshole, a stalker, a weirdo, an obnoxious perv, a desperate loser, etc.)

let urban dictionary help you out here.

creep

1950's word used by women to describe an undesirable man.

"He is such a creep. Who would want to go out with him?"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creep (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creep)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice weather on December 30, 2014, 02:28:33 PM
Aside from Tobey and his lack of follow through to post images, I regretfully joined tinder a few weeks ago. I don't know what to make of it yet, it's a strange way to interact with someone else.

I recently broke up with my girlfriend of five years and I thought maybe, just maybe I could at least grab a drink with someone from this dumb app. But it turns out these girls in the ages of 25-35 play games. I was messaging this one girl, it was going well and  I thought I might have a chance. I made a funny reference to Crocodile Dundee, she replied with "hahahaha" then I asked "what do you do for a living" and nothing, I guess she moved onto other shit. Another chick I was messaging seemed cool, she's 36 and was down to grab a drink, I asked "where in LA do you live" and no response.

Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
it's not for everyone and I assume by now tinder's only gotten harder. If you feel worse using it than without it, get rid of it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on December 30, 2014, 03:09:19 PM
Is it just me or is tinder full of girls with guy's names? Maybe thats why they use it cause they have a hard time finding a guy who wants to be with a girl named Connor
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on December 30, 2014, 03:11:05 PM
Tobey, if you put some girl on blast that doesn't give a shit in the first place, you're just solidifying her dominance over you. Just take the loss. By ignoring it you're telling her she didn't mean shit anyway. That other girls cute though, I don't know why she's be interested in you  8) besides that you both like Elf...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 30, 2014, 03:26:41 PM
Nallid and Smokecrack speak truth
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 05:38:57 PM
Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?

Don't worry about it. I don't think there's much point in picking apart those situations super heavy. You didn't do anything weird. You're just in a strange spot...years and years out of the game, and now you're back. It'll take time to get in rhythm. I think of Tinder like a big crowded bar. You strike up a conversation with a woman, and most of the time it goes nowhere. No need to take it personally, just move on and keep trying.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 05:41:08 PM
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Not only is it frustrating, it makes me feel like more of loser. What do these girls actually want?

Should I throw in the towel and keep whatever dignity I have left after joining?
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Don't worry about it. I don't think there's much point in picking apart those situations super heavy. You didn't do anything weird. You're just in a strange spot...years and years out of the game, and now you're back. It'll take time to get in rhythm. I think of Tinder like a big crowded bar. You strike up a conversation with a woman, and most of the time it goes nowhere. No need to take it personally, just move on and keep trying.

It'll take time to get in rhythm.

rhythm.

rhythm
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 05:47:03 PM
Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"

Nallid and Smokecrack have the right idea. If anger is your most accessible emotion, you're not in the right mental place. Tinder is supposed to be fun. If it's pissing you off, you're doing it wrong. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself, but you're picking fights. And what do you get out of it? Nothing. You know what would be more effective? Deleting the number of a girl who blows you off, and saying nothing. Why let her see you sweat? Keeping control of your behavior is so, so important.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sports on December 30, 2014, 05:55:21 PM
stumbled into this depressing ass thread. whoops...
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 06:01:11 PM
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Yea i just get mad easily now that really the only emotion i can feel cause i haven't really felt anything in awhile. So when i get mad i tell people why they made me mad. I don't call them a bitch or a cunt or whatever i just say " im probably going to delete your number now so i don't drunk text you and plus you don't really want to hang out but if you change your mind i am always free"
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Nallid and Smokecrack have the right idea. If anger is your most accessible emotion, you're not in the right mental place. Tinder is supposed to be fun. If it's pissing you off, you're doing it wrong. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself, but you're picking fights. And what do you get out of it? Nothing. You know what would be more effective? Deleting the number of a girl who blows you off, and saying nothing. Why let her see you sweat? Keeping control of your behavior is so, so important.

THIS, 'maintaining' control

it's not easy, but you have to do it otherwise i'll be waiting for you in the bushes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 30, 2014, 06:23:25 PM
^ i think theres some difference between your definition of a creep and mine. I think being a creep is blasting someones phone non stop for no reason and also just sending text saying "SIT ON MY FACE". Your definition seems to be that i call out girls for doing stupid shit to me. I get used all the time and now that im doing better in life i don't have to take it anymore. I have a couple new friends that don't treat me like shit and now i have girls that actually want to hang out with me. Yea its usually for one night which isn't a big deal, i know the difference between sex and love well maybe because i never had a girlfriend to love but i also don't want one.


Edit: i also don't ask for naked pictures of them, they just send them to me after i give them a stupid compliment
You don't see anything creepy about sharing pictures of a girl you shared a brief text conversation with on the internet? Or demanding attention from a girl who clearly isn't particularly interested? A misunderstanding and crossing of those boundaries is creepy behavior. I say this as a dude who's dealt with plenty of rejection. Sure it sucks but she doesn't owe you shit so leave her alone and move on.

In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 30, 2014, 06:40:40 PM
In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.

Oh man, I know these feels. You have to start somewhere. If it ends up being a crappy date, just look at it as a chance to practice conversation and being engaging.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on December 30, 2014, 07:24:26 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.



"THANK YOU,  yeah blah blah blah i think yeah, everyone is pretty good with advice and stuff but i hate being ignored......"
........a few seconds is better than nothing I guess ??? It's like the advice about attitude and approach slipped away but the end of the paragraph lolllll pretty sure girls love that kind of thing :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 07:30:08 PM
^ How come you never hit me up on instagram?

edit: I also sent her that text way earlier today i didn't send it right at this moment so it was already to late and i just woke up and read everyone's responses
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 30, 2014, 07:45:00 PM
Anybody have a girl that's blogging in the "_moments" feature.haha this chicks always blabbing and posting her trribble art.she's soon annoying yet its slightly entertaining
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 30, 2014, 08:38:49 PM
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In related news, I think I've secured a tinder date with a girl I sort of know personally who I'm not totally sure I really like or if I'm that attracted to her. And it's in two weeks or so because she's gone for winter break. So that's where my life is right now.
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Oh man, I know these feels. You have to start somewhere. If it ends up being a crappy date, just look at it as a chance to practice conversation and being engaging.

Oh for sure. Just taking a dip because it's been a minute since I've had a relationship and/or entered the bone zone so figured some company/chat won't hurt. And I'm being cynical; she's far from bad looking. Just not quite as good looking as she suggests she is on the internet.

Good to have you back and in your element, n0torious.

Anybody have a girl that's blogging in the "_moments" feature.haha this chicks always blabbing and posting her trribble art.she's soon annoying yet its slightly entertaining

Stuff like that is my favorite part about Tinder. I found a girl whose first line of her about me paragraph is "Dude, I'm fricken crazy." And at least two girls whose pictures are from their wedding day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on December 30, 2014, 11:18:24 PM
to tired to quote everyone but heres my respones

THANK YOU, i think i just get angry cause they end up ignoring me and i hate being ignored its the worst. But i have been talking to this other girl that i messaged one night last week. I found a new tinder spot to meet up with girls, I am not going to my bar anymore im going to this deli that has the best food and the best beer selection and they sell drafts there to. So im going to try to have that meet up spot now cause bars are kind of expensive with food and drinks. So im going to try this place out with this girl i messaged last week, never tried really talking to her cause i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.


(http://itsthecrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wawa.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2014, 11:24:46 PM
^ i wish my wawa's sold beer
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on December 31, 2014, 06:06:27 AM
Tobey, I understand wanting to say something to a girl that's given you the runaround. I've wanted the last word, and I still do. But your choices have to be about what you can accomplish. Doing that just lets a woman know that she got under your skin. If the urge to talk back is that bad, write down what you'd say and throw it in the trash. The Tobey who has a way with the ladies is much too busy to worry about a flaky person on Tinder. Be that Tobey.

Good to have you back and in your element, n0torious.

Good to be back!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 31, 2014, 09:01:22 AM
i was suppose to hang out with this girl this week but yet again she cancelled i sent her the text saying im going to delete your number and didnt get a response so im done trying with her.

What is your expected response when you tell a girl you're going to delete her number?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on December 31, 2014, 11:22:06 AM
How I imagine Tobey
(http://blogs.which.co.uk/technology/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/four-reasons-to-be-angry-at-your-mobile-provider1.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 31, 2014, 11:34:30 AM
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just regular though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on December 31, 2014, 11:40:29 AM
Let's get some relief from the depressing shit in here and i'll focus on my only 3 good interactions on Tinder (i've been on there for quite some time, very picky, high standards though I probably shouldn't).

1. First time meeting a lady on Tinder I was lucky enough that she knew my favorite bar and was down to go on a weekday night and just get drinks. We chat, she ends up being about as cute as her pics but she was super odd. And that's ok. We end up getting nice and buzzed and she really wants to show off her car which was a small Mercedes of some sort. We hop in and she drives me home which is in the neighborhood. We talked about walking but it was raining and that was just another excuse to show me her cute car. We get to my place and she comes in, we make out, it was lackluster, she leaves. Never speak to her again. I'll give it a  6/10 for what i'd hope from a tinder date.

2. I should probably finish with this since it's the most entertaining but i'll keep it chronologically ordered.. This girl was smoking hot and had an even more attractive girl in almost all her photos. We match and she tells me she's from my hometown and she's visiting her girlfriend. They are only 20 and want to party. I happen to be going to a house party that night and after checking out the vibes there I decide to message them and invite. Everyone at the party kinda goes for it but the girls are being cool and stick around me. I pawn the other off on my friend, and we end up cabbing back to my house. This actually goes way too well back at the house and I wake up psyched that Tinder killed it for me. The next day, my friends at the party start apparently talking to the boys and figure out who these girls are. Apparently they go hard on Tinder. Too hard. Usually they want a threesome. I unfortunately had no idea about this. Bummed. But still a damn good rip. Doc says i'm clear too so this one, 9/10.

3. This was real recent, met this girl who just moved near my town & she works at a Vans store now so when we matched we kinda talked shop which was annoying but also kinda nice to instantly connect with someone random like that. She is super cute but I could tell I had the upper hand in this which is always a good feeling so I dictate the night and take her places I know my friends won't be in case it turns out she's not as pictured. We hit it off and she's trying to hold my hand by the end of the night walking home and what not. She ends up being a bit of a freak in the sheets which was nice and we wake up and play around some more. She drove over the night before so she takes off in her car that morning and texts me a few times thanking me for the night. I stayed silent on my end thinking "hey this tinder chick might actually be worthy of talking to so i'll be patient." She ends up texting me later about how she never does "that" and is mad at herself and can't imagine looking me in the eyes ever again. WTF? Girls are fucking weird, especially ones you meet on the internet. But all in all for time spent and not having to waste time afterward, this one gets a 10/10.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 31, 2014, 03:58:02 PM
I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just regular though.

Just keep at it bud, you'll crack that egg and then I swear things will be at least a little more clear.

tobey, the fact that you will barely acknowledge that I keep saying you're gay, other than saucy Jason Bateman jokes, makes me really really really believe you're a homosexual even more.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 04:52:07 PM
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I got back on. I guess there's still some hope in me. I'm probably just regular though.
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Just keep at it bud, you'll crack that egg and then I swear things will be at least a little more clear.

tobey, the fact that you will barely acknowledge that I keep saying you're gay, other than saucy Jason Bateman jokes, makes me really really really believe you're a homosexual even more.



if im gay, cool i dont care
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 31, 2014, 05:03:37 PM
if im gay, cool i dont care

Me neither I'm just sayin like, you know, you could stop trying to fuck girls only for your dick to go soft and be true to yourself n shit.  Find your Jason Bateman.  I bet you could take a dude to Wawas and he wouldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 05:17:28 PM
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if im gay, cool i dont care
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Me neither I'm just sayin like, you know, you could stop trying to fuck girls only for your dick to go soft and be true to yourself n shit.  Find your Jason Bateman.  I bet you could take a dude to Wawas and he wouldn't give a shit.

My dick has only gotten soft with the fat girls, i thought i didn't really care about looks but i guess if a girl has a bigger gut than me it turns me off. I mean i am young but looks aren't everything to me but i guess they play an important part in my life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 31, 2014, 07:09:23 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 07:25:41 PM
Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.

yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 31, 2014, 08:25:45 PM
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Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
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yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck

Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 08:44:54 PM
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Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
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yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
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Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?

yeah you don't understand our anxiety, we don't have panic attacks like once in awhile. I have a panic attack everyday that lasts about a couple of hours i need meds something is wrong with my brain i hate how people say meds make it worst, yea it probably does if you don't have that much anxiety but when you have a panic attack everyday no matter what you do and you literally tried EVERYTHING and the only relief you have is a pill than yeah im taking a fucking pill. And how am i not taking care of my body? i lost 50 pounds this year and started exercising so please you don't know what me and L33T go through and no one really understands unless you have bad anxiety like us so please shut up.

edit" plus when did i ever say i deserve a hot girl? im pretty sure i always post here saying im a piece of shit and everyone is out of my league
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 09:49:42 PM
i remember you saying you dont like weed tobey, what happens if you get stoned?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 10:05:42 PM
i remember you saying you dont like weed tobey, what happens if you get stoned?

i get way to paranoid, drinking is the only thing i like and I'm fine with that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 10:38:34 PM
word that's cool. ever try smoking a very small amount of it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 31, 2014, 11:06:22 PM
word that's cool. ever try smoking a very small amount of it?

Last time i smoke i think it was 5 years ago and i was really drunk so i thought why not and only took one hit. Than i freaked out called my mom, she picked me up, went home and made my mom be with me till i fell asleep

Doesn't interest me

edit: i started getting anxiety when i smoked weed like i would freak out and still feel freaked out even though i wasn't high anymore
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on December 31, 2014, 11:30:51 PM
ah shit, that sucks. anxiety blows.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KUberry on January 01, 2015, 02:57:07 AM
They have strains specifically for anxiety. Like low thc high cbd. Relaxing and not intense.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on January 01, 2015, 09:25:09 AM
They have strains specifically for anxiety. Like low thc high cbd. Relaxing and not intense.

Damn, I want summadat shit! I used to love weed, but then my anxiety issues went through the roof about a year ago. Weed is too dang strong nowadays, I want some 2005 mediocre outdoor weed :'(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 01, 2015, 09:37:18 AM
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Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
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yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
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Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.

Also Tobey, why do you deserve a chick with a hot body when you can't be bothered to take care of your own?
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yeah you don't understand our anxiety, we don't have panic attacks like once in awhile. I have a panic attack everyday that lasts about a couple of hours i need meds something is wrong with my brain i hate how people say meds make it worst, yea it probably does if you don't have that much anxiety but when you have a panic attack everyday no matter what you do and you literally tried EVERYTHING and the only relief you have is a pill than yeah im taking a fucking pill. And how am i not taking care of my body? i lost 50 pounds this year and started exercising so please you don't know what me and L33T go through and no one really understands unless you have bad anxiety like us so please shut up.

edit" plus when did i ever say i deserve a hot girl? im pretty sure i always post here saying im a piece of shit and everyone is out of my league

Maybe if you two squirted on some titties once in a while,  you'd be less anxious. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 01, 2015, 11:45:46 AM
What do you guys take?  I can fuck on Xanax, Klonopin, etc not trying to rub it in, I'm sayin it doesn't get in the way of boners.

I've never taken any other mood altering, non-fun type meds except for Depakote, and that was mistaken identity.

The only time I've had drugs impede sexual performace was too much booze, or way way too much cocaine or opiates.  Cuz on the other hand the right amounts of any of those actually result in spectacular performance and stamina.

If I am tripping too hard I will also not be able to figure it out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 01, 2015, 11:54:44 AM
Damn, I want summadat shit! I used to love weed, but then my anxiety issues went through the roof about a year ago. Weed is too dang strong nowadays, I want some 2005 mediocre outdoor weed :'(

I heard a piece on NPR about how the market for the outdoor cheap stuff has evaporated. Mexican farmers are transitioning to poppies. Demand is so low that cartels import high grade from Colorado.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on January 01, 2015, 01:14:31 PM
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Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
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yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
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Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 01, 2015, 02:43:52 PM
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Tobey just has a medicinally induced softy. I have a hard time keeping it hard because of that too.
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yea like not having anxiety is bad enough, the one thing that makes us super relax is cumming and that's like impossible to do

our lives suck
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Do you two hear yourselves? Life is stressful, but I'll take all the anxiety in the world before I chemically castrate myself, especially when both of you seem to still be pretty unhappy.
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Come on dude, do you know what clinically diagnosed anxiety is? Would you also tell somebody with a heart condition to ride a roller coaster because it will getting their heart pumping better than medication?

If I had a heart condition and in order to pump blood, specifically say to my dick in order to achieve an erection, you better believe I'm getting a fast pass for blowjobs all over Space Mountain.  

While I have a lot respect for the field of psychology and it's practitioners, I feel like pharmacology has become a grey or more literally, a green area.  Like I said everyone gets stressed out, everyone has their problems big and small, but there are options outside of taking a pill.  Figure out what you're anxious about and try to fix the situation.  If it's something a bit more existential, see a psychiatrist.  

I stand by my original point though, orgasms are the best endorphin inducer, orgasms with other people are even better.  

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 01, 2015, 02:47:44 PM
I don't know if I could keep an erection on a roller coaster but I'd love the opportunity to ride. I think I lost the metaphor.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on January 01, 2015, 03:05:04 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 01, 2015, 06:05:58 PM
What do you guys take?  I can fuck on Xanax, Klonopin, etc not trying to rub it in, I'm sayin it doesn't get in the way of boners.

I've never taken any other mood altering, non-fun type meds except for Depakote, and that was mistaken identity.

The only time I've had drugs impede sexual performace was too much booze, or way way too much cocaine or opiates.  Cuz on the other hand the right amounts of any of those actually result in spectacular performance and stamina.

If I am tripping too hard I will also not be able to figure it out.

Its the SSRI's that fuck with your sex drive, not Xanax or those types of pills
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 01, 2015, 06:14:25 PM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on January 01, 2015, 06:22:36 PM
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Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
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That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
Sometimes you gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 01, 2015, 11:36:11 PM
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Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
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That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.

Lemme see the pics you use and whats you're description or whatever say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on January 02, 2015, 12:42:34 AM
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Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
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That's all I ever wanted.

I'm seriously trying so hard on this tinder thing. Only matches I get are bots and ogres. I still message the ogres.
if your down with the ogres, try okc. But tinder isn't really that hard. Just set your mile thing to like 5 and kick it nearby with a whatever type chick. If you don't dig her, leave and your home in a timely manner.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 02, 2015, 05:47:23 AM
Think on the bright side guys, Josh Kalis and Karl Watson may have read about your erectile dysfuntion
hahaha, that was funny shit! to whom it concerns [dgkalis and organi-slash dog karl watson] my boner works like wicked good!
i haven't gotten laid in forever but i want my favorite skaters and scrabble players to be cognizant of my masturbatory prowess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on January 02, 2015, 03:36:16 PM
A pretty rad girl off tinder that lives like 45 minutes away brought me in n out burger once, a calendar and 12 pack for xmas and then a 6 pack of dales pale ale, a pbr 30 pack, pack of smokes and a new pillow and spent the night for new years. Probably my best tindering yet. But she left in the morning and felt we rushed into seriousness too quick. I will probably never see her again but it was a nice two weeks.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 03, 2015, 09:15:23 AM
Sometimes you get hasty and rush in, trying to make the dream real. It happens.

http://youtu.be/kvDjMGgAJF8 (http://youtu.be/kvDjMGgAJF8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 04, 2015, 11:04:13 PM
hanging out with the lesbian this week, i mean why not? she lives 2 miles away from me and maybe she will hook me up with one of her straight friends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on January 04, 2015, 11:20:47 PM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 04, 2015, 11:30:37 PM
It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.

lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 05, 2015, 01:24:31 AM
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It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
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lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding

i'm not quite sure you understand what a lesbian is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 05, 2015, 08:24:26 AM
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It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
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lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
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i'm not quite sure you understand what a lesbian is

I was going to say... are you NOT kidding?
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Post by: ill_Murray on January 05, 2015, 08:29:53 AM
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It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
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lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding


So do you see the creepiness in this one at least?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 05, 2015, 09:17:20 AM
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It's cool man, we understand you need to ease in to this new lifestyle.
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lol i told the lesbian that im probably going to make a move on her and she just laughed...... i think she thinks im kidding
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So do you see the creepiness in this one at least?

yeah it was mainly a joke
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 05, 2015, 10:21:15 AM
yeah it was mainly a joke

(http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae3/marykateolsen1/stank-face.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 05, 2015, 10:01:34 PM
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 06, 2015, 03:09:55 AM
Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
I drudged through the first season.  Fucking terrible.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 06, 2015, 05:56:41 AM
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Every girl i noticed on tinder loves the show American Horror Story, i just asked a girl if she wants to watch it and we are hanging out Wednesday night
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I drudged through the first season.  Fucking terrible.

yea i know i only watched a couple episodes of the first season, another girl on tinder wanted me to watch it with her and it just wasn't good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 06, 2015, 08:01:36 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on January 06, 2015, 10:04:45 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.

Good call man!  Girls love that shit. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on January 06, 2015, 10:44:26 AM
I try to have some adorable animal shows on the DVR at all times. Not a bad move when she comes back to the spot and you can entertain her with a cheetah and dog who are friends: http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/ (http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/animal-odd-couples-full-episode/8009/)

I've also been noticing lately how much good manners come in handy. Being out with a girl and handling people with aplomb is a great look.


I feel like you exclusively post in this thread, but you've been dropping nothing but positive knowledge. Respect.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 06, 2015, 12:52:01 PM
Thanks guys. I used to have 3,000+ posts but focused my account. When I was around a lot, I went through a bad breakup and lived through the situation pretty openly on SLAP. The people that helped me kept things positive, focusing on how I could get through it constructive behavior. I found myself passing along that message to other people. I still have ups and downs. I like talking through these issues because it reminds me of who I want to be. In the end, all we are is what we do. If you're not criticizing your own behavior, you're running in place.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 06, 2015, 10:31:25 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 06, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

Not a far drive considering you'll be staying over at her place anyways  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on January 06, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on January 07, 2015, 02:09:36 AM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 07, 2015, 07:46:04 AM
If you're not challenging yourself, you can't expect anything more than the same middling results. Driving to see this girl is symbolic of your situation: you must move out of your comfort zone to improve your situation. Figuring this stuff out is not easy, but that makes it all the more rewarding when you break through.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 07, 2015, 07:48:07 AM
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so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started typing with her with a dumb ass app last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been still not being a normal person to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she's way too young, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive to statutory rape her . I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!
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why you make another account? missed you nice guy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 07, 2015, 07:54:00 AM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

You goooooooooot this!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on January 07, 2015, 07:59:44 AM
25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.

My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 07, 2015, 08:38:58 AM
My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.

Having friends like that is great...people who come with the antics and keep things light: a sensei in the ways of the fairer sex.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 07, 2015, 10:40:41 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/c1825704e3fb59d001dec9c7091c30c8/tumblr_nhtjzb06uf1srjwkeo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on January 07, 2015, 02:00:10 PM
so that girl bailed its whatever though i just started talking to her last night but still a little bummed but i took the high rode didnt throw a bitchy  fit. Now i have been talking to this girl from a couple times i asked her on a date, she said yes now this is the problem. She doesnt drive and she lives in the city, i google mapped it and its at least a 25 minute drive. I am kinda of just freaking out just thinking about the drive but i fucking had it with my anxiety, im not letting it run my life anymore. so im really here just for people to say "You can do it"!

u are so corny

jk but you should be able to tell yourself that and not rely on anonymous people on a message board. cmon kev
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on January 08, 2015, 09:53:19 AM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 08, 2015, 10:35:25 AM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)

pizza, ice cream and pussy. dude is living the dream.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on January 08, 2015, 10:50:17 AM
Notorious is a fucking Zen Buda, listen to him!   For fucks sake his words make me want to help old ladies across the street and shit!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 11:15:07 AM
Notorious is a fucking Zen Buda, listen to him!   For fucks sake his words make me want to help old ladies across the street and shit!

I love this man. Go to Albany and support Seasons, ya bastards!

http://seasonsskateshop.com/ (http://seasonsskateshop.com/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on January 08, 2015, 11:23:22 AM
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25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.
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My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.



That's dope. Like some celeb shit where the girls come to you and you just rotate them with the others you could be juggling with. Apparently that is what Tiger Woods did all the time.

Man.....I swear, Tinder would have been great when I needed it back in 2008. My girl coworker just broke up from her boyfriend and told me she is batting a 1000 on it back in NYC. Getting your slut on has never been so easy.

You guys heard of AshleyMadison.com? A site that promotes cheating.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 08, 2015, 01:19:36 PM
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25 minutes is a cake walk man. I drove over an hour to see a girl and it was worth it but man, an hour is the limit I would go to.
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My friend, twice, has swooned some really sexy and awesome girls into driving and flying across country to meet him. He met one girl back during the chat roulette hay day who flew from Minnesota to oklahoma to take my homies v card. She stayed a week with us. Super cool, and probably a nine. And then he had two art school students from Mexico drive to tulsa and stay with us for an additional week. I miss my friend. Always getting into shenanigans.


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That's dope. Like some celeb shit where the girls come to you and you just rotate them with the others you could be juggling with. Apparently that is what Tiger Woods did all the time.

Man.....I swear, Tinder would have been great when I needed it back in 2008. My girl coworker just broke up from her boyfriend and told me she is batting a 1000 on it back in NYC. Getting your slut on has never been so easy.

You guys heard of AshleyMadison.com? A site that promotes cheating.
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.
Ashley Madison - Other than my Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 01:44:05 PM
ha, i seen the commercial for ashley madison late night and it was surreal like an SNL sketch or something. song cracks me up.
Ashley Madison - Other than my Wife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0#)

That's pretty tight, but can't compete with the Farmers Only song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RvyFFjP7RE#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 03:09:12 PM
Worth sharing: a new study addresses the post-breakup recovery process and suggests it's healthy to work through things out loud instead of bottling feelings up: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/)

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After nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”
I agree 100%.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on January 08, 2015, 03:13:57 PM
http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)

This alone has made me reinstall tinder to try it, if for nothing else but laughs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 08, 2015, 05:48:04 PM
Worth sharing: a new study addresses the post-breakup recovery process and suggests it's healthy to work through things out loud instead of bottling feelings up: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/ (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/secret-to-getting-over-heartbreak/384353/)

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After nine weeks, Larson found that the group that regularly shared their feelings with the researchers had “better overall recovery from their breakups” compared with the other group. “That process of feeling complete again, and regaining what you had to let go, is really healthy and drives recovery,” Larson said. “Take the time to not just drown your feelings in sugary food, but to think about the breakup and reflect on how you’re doing,” she said, adding that it's best to “invite a friend over too, so you’re not just stewing.”
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I agree 100%.


Second this. I don't remember how long it was after my ex and I broke up, maybe like three months or sometging, but I couldn't get myself to feel happy. It was at the point where I was just feeling sad about feeling sad all the time. I'm not someone who easilys spills my emotional garbage to people i care about so I went and talked to a therapist I think like twice a week for about a month. For a while I felt real ridiculous for going to a therapist because I was sad over a girl, but it honestly helped me more than anything else. Way more than booze did, that's for sure.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 08, 2015, 06:42:00 PM
Second this. I don't remember how long it was after my ex and I broke up, maybe like three months or sometging, but I couldn't get myself to feel happy. It was at the point where I was just feeling sad about feeling sad all the time. I'm not someone who easilys spills my emotional garbage to people i care about so I went and talked to a therapist I think like twice a week for about a month. For a while I felt real ridiculous for going to a therapist because I was sad over a girl, but it honestly helped me more than anything else. Way more than booze did, that's for sure.

We've internalized bad ideas that compound difficult situations. One of the worst is that if you can't go it alone, you're less of a man. If you come out of a difficult situation without a scratch, great. But a bad breakup can involve a lot of heavy issues: loneliness, questioning your self-worth, and etc. Admitting you need help and reaching out, whether it's to friends or professionals, is a sign of strength. It demonstrates self knowledge. And it helps you avoid putting those problems on other people. Negativity leaks out in other ways. Why drag out a problem?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on January 08, 2015, 07:03:19 PM
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http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F (http://imgur.com/a/hhw9F)
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This alone has made me reinstall tinder to try it, if for nothing else but laughs.
I can confirm that this works. Well, it would've worked one time if she wasn't 50 miles away and the other time if the girl wasn't 6 feet tall.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 10:44:16 PM
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Wall of Nausea on January 08, 2015, 11:13:41 PM
I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum

You sound like a fucking pussy. Dude you don't deserve a total 10 or even a 5 which is a dumb ass rating system, how about a female who can put up with your shittyness. Your game is fucked up, you're looking to the internet for validation, why? If you can't talk to another woman in an appropriate setting you have no business playing the cards, you just sound unfit and massively immature. Go inward and grow up great things come from it. You're not worth as much as you think, seriously. Being worthless if liberating and those who know will pick up on it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:17:18 PM
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I texted the last girl i hung out with on tinder (the fat one) and said i am sorry for not hitting her up cause im kind of over sex cause of my meds. She said she didnt hang out with me just for sex and honestly i had a lot of fun hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again next week. I'm still only going to take half my meds when i hang out with her cause you know just in case but like i said i had a fun time hanging out with her and she has a cute face that i don't mind sticking my tounge down her thoart so lets see if i cum
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You sound like a fucking pussy. Dude you don't deserve a total 10 or even a 5 which is a dumb ass rating system, how about a female who can put up with your shittyness. Your game is fucked up, you're looking to the internet for validation, why? If you can't talk to another woman in an appropriate setting you have no business playing the cards, you just sound unfit and massively immature. Go inward and grow up great things come from it. You're not worth as much as you think, seriously. Being worthless if liberating and those who know will pick up on it.

i talk to girls all the time in public, like at the bar or at school. i just find tinder more interseting cause i at least know the girl is interested in me and plus they deal with my shittyness for one night. Like i said looks arent everything to me and i did have a fun time hanging out with her so why not hang out with her again?

Edit: im a little drunk so i kind of get your response now, so if im a huge pile why would i aim for a girl thats a 10 i liked hanging out with her so im going to hang out with her again. literally for tinder i just swiped to get matched up with everyone i don't care if their ugly i just want to hang out with people that would want to hang out with me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:27:13 PM
You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.

i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Wall of Nausea on January 08, 2015, 11:41:51 PM
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You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.
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i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like  yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2015, 11:56:28 PM
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You're going to have to realize you're not special and how you're going to fit into a certain circumstance. Hero worship may be an issue, but your least likely person might be your best person. Play the margins, goon.
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i understand that but i really am a piece of shit. I am 22 years old taking freshman courses at community college, im an achololic, i have the worst anxiety. Honestly all i have is that im tall and have a baby face which some girls are in to. Im not looking for a girlfriend on this app maybe just somebody that is down to hang out with me whenever we set up a date. This girl wants to hang out with me again and like i said before i did have fun hanging out with her, who cares if shes a little over weight cause i don't
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Well I got 6 years on you and have the same Alcoholic problems. Dude finding love is heavy I live with someone I really love, but my problem is a huge rift. It's about being selfish man. Weight and a nice girl doesn't matter what matters if she makes you feel better and you like  yourself. I was fortunate and found someone who has dealt with my problem, but loves me regardless. Life can be a slippery slope. But she motivates me to be better, you can find inspiration in the least likely avenues. Quit being so hard on yourself.

Yea but i feel like people THINK im trying to find love or that special someone on this app, im not. I don't really have any friends so i use this app to hang out with people, and yeah i would rather hang out with girls so theres a chance of sex but i don't really care if i havbe sex with these girls. I'm only 22 like i said im not looking for a girlfriend maybe a fuck buddy but not somebody i think i will love. I'm young and honestly i think if i get a girlfriend at this age one of us woulld cheat on each other cause we are young and both horny. I don't know i trieds to sign up on christiansingles.com or what ever it is to maybe find someone but that shit took to long
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 09, 2015, 06:57:49 AM
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 09, 2015, 07:46:54 AM
are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.

JB dropping science! Tobey, you're not looking for anything serious because your fear of failure is governing your decisions. If you go into something assuming you're not worth a damn, then you don't have to deal with disappointment. Whatever happens, you predicted you'd fail, so you end up being right. Getting beyond your situation will be hard work. If a dating website seems a bit much, you have no idea what it will take to change things. Until you commit to the difficult process of self improvement, you're dog paddling in a sea of shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 09, 2015, 08:21:50 AM
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are you open to the idea that you could be in a relationship with one of these girls? it might be good for you, tobey. being in a relationship with someone can really build character and maturity, and like wall of nausia said, you might find someone who actually pushes you to be a better person. even when they end badly, relationships can teach you a lot about yourself and really help you grow as a person. and i know some people say things like "you dont want to look for love on tinder", but why the fuck not? who cares where you meet someone? not every girl you meet online is going to be a trashy slut who fucks whoever is down to feed her pizza and ice cream. id say open up to the idea. you might just find that being with some you care about and who cares about you is something that you really like.
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JB dropping science! Tobey, you're not looking for anything serious because your fear of failure is governing your decisions. If you go into something assuming you're not worth a damn, then you don't have to deal with disappointment. Whatever happens, you predicted you'd fail, so you end up being right. Getting beyond your situation will be hard work. If a dating website seems a bit much, you have no idea what it will take to change things. Until you commit to the difficult process of self improvement, you're dog paddling in a sea of shit.

Well i do ask these girls if they want to hang out again but they always ignore me. Like i said i honestly don't care if i get a girlfriend i mean if it happens it happens, im not avoiding it but im also not really pursing it either. If i want a girlfriend i honestly probably would delete this app and maybe try my luck like in public, i do know how to approach woman in a public event its just that this app is kind of easy it spoiled me. Yea there were some bad apples but overall its being pretty easy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on January 11, 2015, 11:43:22 AM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 11, 2015, 12:02:58 PM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.

Pizza, cats, drugs.  Don't ask me why.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joel Wilson on January 11, 2015, 02:04:21 PM
a friend of a friend hooked up with a girl at a bar, they got in a cab to go back to hers & he pissed himself in the cab, didn't say anything and just went straight to bed...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 11, 2015, 02:08:30 PM
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Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
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Pizza, cats, drugs.� Don't ask me why.

This.

I suggest engaging them about art but not overplaying your hand. Talk about what you like and why you like it, then ask them questions. Go to museums with them. Ask to see things they like. Ask a lot of questions. People love talking about themselves and what they do. But be chill, relax, don't overdo it. If she feels you enjoy her interests but aren't pandering, it's a great look. This applies to anything a girl is into.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: j....soy..... on January 11, 2015, 04:42:36 PM
Aw man....I thought someone said pick up artistry....

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=47336.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=47336.0)

Aren't you suppose to just be a savage versus actually try to figure it out with those chicks?

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 11, 2015, 05:00:48 PM
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Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.
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Pizza, cats, drugs.  Don't ask me why.
^
Also, name check Marina Abramovic once.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on January 13, 2015, 06:00:42 PM
Could you faggots quit talking about feelings and post some fucking nudes please?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: FriendlyComments on January 13, 2015, 06:36:52 PM
Any protips on charming art chicks? Seems like they are the only ones interested on me. Personally I'm a little into art but I'm no art student.

ask to see their art work. be persistent on that. you got this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on January 13, 2015, 06:56:00 PM
Could you faggots quit talking about feelings and post some fucking nudes please?
for real man all this relationship advice and shit is weak
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 13, 2015, 11:17:35 PM
if you wanna impress an artsy girl then you're gonna hafta watch an artsy movie. i recommend 'a serbian film'. girls are suckers for that shit!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 14, 2015, 12:29:39 AM
fucking gnar me tonight boys, I CAME. same girl i hung out with last time bought her dinner and we each got a six pack. We watched The Iceman which i fucking loved then she said she never watch an episode of Seinfeld so we watched my favorite one, the outing, and she liked it. At first it seemed like the same thing would happen last time but when we got to my bed i thought all hope was lost cause she made me wear a condom. Now i have never came with a condom so i was bummed but when we got in to it it was fucking awesome. I lasted not even like 20 minutes it was great. Now i don't care if she sleeps over, she earned it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on January 14, 2015, 12:42:37 AM
Tobey, just watch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZYAg-40N4#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Stoeipoes on January 14, 2015, 04:14:28 AM
A 35 year old woman is sending me nudes and invited me over to have ''dinner'' with a nice ''dessert''

Might post a nude later when I have the time.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 14, 2015, 09:08:24 AM
A 35 year old woman is sending me nudes and invited me over to have ''dinner'' with a nice ''dessert''

Might post a nude later when I have the time.

make sure u save all your snapchats!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 14, 2015, 10:16:00 AM
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A 35 year old woman is sending me nudes and invited me over to have ''dinner'' with a nice ''dessert''

Might post a nude later when I have the time.
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make sure u save all your snapchats!

I once told a friend if you screenshot a snapchat when there are exactly two seconds left it doesn't notify the person who sent it... he got several angry texts
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on January 14, 2015, 10:53:16 AM
fucking gnar me tonight boys, I CAME. same girl i hung out with last time bought her dinner and we each got a six pack. We watched The Iceman which i fucking loved then she said she never watch an episode of Seinfeld so we watched my favorite one, the outing, and she liked it. At first it seemed like the same thing would happen last time but when we got to my bed i thought all hope was lost cause she made me wear a condom. Now i have never came with a condom so i was bummed but when we got in to it it was fucking awesome. I lasted not even like 20 minutes it was great. Now i don't care if she sleeps over, she earned it
"who's a good girl? you are."
(http://belocipriani.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/guide_dogs.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 14, 2015, 11:04:59 PM
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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10884804_10152488200362101_1019201943_n.jpg?oh=076b735c8dea7f55bc0d2a4ef9d8ef7d&oe=54B91F2B&__gda__=1421411066_9107c8adcafbd3056a277bec0d971136)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10934340_10152488200342101_432466763_n.jpg?oh=1bee72a564dd7944dcf160dddc92163c&oe=54B8FDB1&__gda__=1421487328_04add0bb2707987ee63b1ceb52e9726a)

this has been working for me when the girl brings up its always sunny
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on January 14, 2015, 11:53:15 PM
Tobey, you just might be as gangster as this.

dub c crip walking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhRa0IUKXAI#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on January 15, 2015, 06:36:44 AM
I don't appreciate you being mean to tobey, but thank you for that clip
 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on January 15, 2015, 06:38:35 AM

this has been working for me when the girl brings up its always sunny

There ya go Tobey! 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on January 15, 2015, 11:51:29 PM
I got a Tinder date tomorrow night. She's seems really cool, we talked on the phone and set a date for Friday night. She's 32 with two kids. It's just a date, noting serious, right? It's tinder.  

This is my first time meeting someone from Tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on January 16, 2015, 05:53:40 AM
Damn, she is old (no matter how old you are).

Give her the D and never get in touch again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 16, 2015, 08:02:37 AM
I got a Tinder date tomorrow night. She's seems really cool, we talked on the phone and set a date for Friday night. She's 32 with two kids. It's just a date, noting serious, right? It's tinder.  

This is my first time meeting someone from Tinder.

I'm at a point where I don't hook up unless I'm genuinely interested. It requires patience, but makes things simpler in the long run. However, if you're not misleading her, you're both adults and are capable of doing whatever you want.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gnarwhal on January 16, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
fucked a 25 year old australian chick off tinder last night.  what i've found usually works is the slightest bit of witty small talk to show them i'm not some creepy asshole, then cutting to "well if you want to smoke weed and bang later..."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Musty_Berrings on January 18, 2015, 04:35:27 AM
Got one for y'all, started talking to this girl who lived in a few miles away. We made plans to hang out at a bar we have a few drinks, start chopping it up yadda yadda it gets kinda late and she invites me over to her place, we get there and tells to take a seat in the living room while she goes and gets something out her room, a couple minutes pass and her short pudgy roommate(who's fucckinghammered by the way) walks into the kitchen and looks into the fridge for a few seconds and slams it shut and looks over at me and yells
"did you take my fucking wine?"
I just shake my head and say "no sorry"
She gives me a blank stare and starts going off and accusing me of taking her wine. I'm sitting there frozen, not really knowing what to do until  my tinder chick comes in and diffuses the situation, it takes a little bit of reasoning and the other roommates but the retched beast returned to her den. Tinder chick comes back and apologizes and invites me to come hang out in her room,we kicked it and watched Office Space,  we start making out, she then proceeded to give me head and I busted a nut right as the printer smashing scene played on the tv the background. Tinder is tight.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Streebo on January 19, 2015, 12:21:50 AM
I hate everyone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mystical Leader on January 19, 2015, 08:28:49 AM
Thanks for the tips. Looks like these art chicks are easy if you have something to say. Took one of those to art gallery and cup of coffee and ended up to her place. Not sure if they are my type tho. Seems like intelligence and being creative don't come in same package. But this shit is still amazing. Just don't stress too much and be goofy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 19, 2015, 10:57:27 PM
I busted a nut right as the printer smashing scene played on the tv the background.
would gnar if i could
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 28, 2015, 12:19:52 AM
Hung out with the same girl as last time and we had more fun tonight than ever. She wanted to learn how to skateboard so i took her to a parking garage that has a little down hill cause the skatepark was probably covered in snow. She rolled around a little a bit while i was holding her and she didn't do all that bad. We went to get pizza after and brought it back to my house and ate and watched an episode of sherlock, she got me in to the show and i love it. Than we watched The Interview and i honestly thought it was good, i laughed a lot but i was also drunk but i think if i was sober i still would have liked it. Than we put on American Horror story and that show seriously gets girls going don't know why but i did not complain i was mainly feeling her up and making out with her. After i got bored of just touching i just said fuck it and started sucking her tits than after that i just took off her pants and fucked her on the couch, didn't feel like going to the bed cause it would have been to much work. And she made me came, no girl as ever gotten me to "reach the goal" for sex twice sooo i think she might be a keeper.

No im still a little drunk and i have class in about 5 hours so im going to watch the end of this episode of raising hope and go in to bed with her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Musty_Berrings on January 28, 2015, 01:22:45 AM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 28, 2015, 06:39:19 AM
Hung out with the same girl as last time and we had more fun tonight than ever. She wanted to learn how to skateboard so i took her to a parking garage that has a little down hill cause the skatepark was probably covered in snow. She rolled around a little a bit while i was holding her and she didn't do all that bad. We went to get pizza after and brought it back to my house and ate and watched an episode of sherlock, she got me in to the show and i love it. Than we watched The Interview and i honestly thought it was good, i laughed a lot but i was also drunk but i think if i was sober i still would have liked it. Than we put on American Horror story and that show seriously gets girls going don't know why but i did not complain i was mainly feeling her up and making out with her. After i got bored of just touching i just said fuck it and started sucking her tits than after that i just took off her pants and fucked her on the couch, didn't feel like going to the bed cause it would have been to much work. And she made me came, no girl as ever gotten me to "reach the goal" for sex twice sooo i think she might be a keeper.

No im still a little drunk and i have class in about 5 hours so im going to watch the end of this episode of raising hope and go in to bed with her

good for you man. it sounds like youre having a good time with this chick. thats what its all about.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on January 28, 2015, 07:58:20 AM
Yea Tobey! Glad you're enjoying yourself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on January 28, 2015, 10:40:36 AM
Even if I already got off, if a new girl went to sleep in my bed I'd probably go with her rather than stay up watching tv alone.  In any case, I'm always glad to hear about underdog victories in this thread, right on Tobey.

Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go two days without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone.  Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 28, 2015, 11:30:35 AM
my boy tobey out here suckin titties and ejaculatin every time and shit, were proud of u dog.

 :-*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on January 28, 2015, 01:40:29 PM
Enough time has past that I feel like I can post this story and get away with it. The girl hangs out at skate bars in LA, is friends with "people in the industry", and knows people that lurk slap

The entire state of Massachusetts stays at Dave Bachinskis house whenever we're in Southern California. There was a time when ten of us were staying in his three bedroom apartment. The majority of us would just pile out in our sleeping bags in the living room. We went street skating and I matched with a girl less than a mile away, then she was 15 miles away, and back to less than a mile away again. She jokingly asked me if I was stalking her and I said yeah. I had to go up to Simi Valley to pick up my camera that I rented out, and she hit me up saying she'd be at cha cha lounge and I should come. I made my straight edge buddy drive me from Simi there and then give me $40 so I could make last call. I met up with her and my friend stood there awkwardly. I told her to come back to th house and we would have a backyard fire, and she said yes. We drive the 25 minutes from silverlake back to the house and get the fire going. As soon as my friend looks away I start making out with her, feeling her up, and I slipped my hand down her pants. After a minute she says she wants me right then and now, I say lets go to her house, but her car is still at the bar and there are 9 other people in the house. I say fuck it and suggest we fuck in the backyard next to the fire. She agreed and we heard people giggling from inside the house. Turns out everybody was watching from the kitchen windows and placing bets on whether or not is get lucky. After a whopping 4 minutes it was over, and we hung out and made out a little more. I made her take a $50 uber at 5:00 am to go get her car just so she could then turn around and drive a couple miles past Daves house. I'd see her around at cha cha and black with her friends and she'd always point at me and give me the "I look like I just smelt a bad shit" face

That was my first tinder date and then I went on a rampage of trying to bring girls back to the backyard to "have a fire". Then it turned into the whole house going on tinder dates and the backyard being the go-to spot if you were crashing in the living room
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 28, 2015, 01:52:07 PM
Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go two days hours without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone.  Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.

lets be real here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 28, 2015, 05:43:12 PM
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Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go two days hours without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone.  Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.
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lets be real here.

haha na i jerk off a lot, i was just saying a girl that i slept with more than once has never made me cum more than once. I just have been doing what my doctor said to do and was to take half of my SSRI if i plan on sleeping with someone and its been working so im stoked on that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 28, 2015, 06:11:00 PM
Got a really fat chick to start talking to me. She seemed to like what I had to say. Then she unmatched me. I speed like every fucking day and get nothing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 28, 2015, 08:21:18 PM
Got a really fat chick to start talking to me. She seemed to like what I had to say. Then she unmatched me. I speed like every fucking day and get nothing.
Don't stress it man, keep at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 28, 2015, 11:45:09 PM
Even if I already got off, if a new girl went to sleep in my bed I'd probably go with her rather than stay up watching tv alone.  In any case, I'm always glad to hear about underdog victories in this thread, right on Tobey.

Also, this should be common sense.. but don't go two days without "handling your own business" before sleeping with someone.  Let's just say it doesn't help your stamina.

i can't sleep when im drunk, i dont know why but i cant, unless if i continue drinking massive amounts but i will only sleep for like 2 or 3 hours. What i did was put her to bed and i said do you want me to lay with you till you fall asleep and she said yes. So i did than wiggled my way out and tried to sober up for like an hour. When i went back to bed she had my side covered and i never have slept on the other side and didnt want to start that night so i almost fell out of the bed when we were sleeping
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on January 29, 2015, 06:53:43 AM
I don't fuck with tinder. I can guarantee you can meet women on OKcupid though.  These are the girls who want to Tinder, but would rather appear as though they are "looking for a relationship".  As long as you are not too thirsty and can spell and use punctuation correctly, you will do well on OKC.  Just ask them a bunch of questions that are related to their interests.  Fat chicks YEARN for the D.  ULTRA YEARN.
i 100 percent agree with this. I'd rather use ridiculous charming quotes than try n get a girl based off a selfie.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on January 29, 2015, 07:20:10 AM
I hooked up with a girl from Tinder last Saturday, got really fucking drunk and fucked her.  I was so hungover I couldn't skate the 60 degree day the next morning and now it's a winter waste land out there, also I have a funky cold sore after that now.  Fuck Tinder. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on January 29, 2015, 03:26:06 PM
I was on my first tinder date (cause Im a fucking rookie that's why) with a fucking funny girl. Nothing special, just drinking beers and talking shit. But she took me to a amature strip night-thing a couple of days later which was an pretty insane thing to do. I loved it.

No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.

I guess tinder is pretty ok so far.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 29, 2015, 03:52:50 PM
I was on my first tinder date (cause Im a fucking rookie that's why) with a fucking funny girl. Nothing special, just drinking beers and talking shit. But she took me to a amature strip night-thing a couple of days later which was an pretty insane thing to do. I loved it.

No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.

I guess tinder is pretty ok so far.
just don't fuck when she's flaring up and you'll be aight. they're painful too so she'll prolly be disinclined to wanna fuck when she's catchy. my exwife had em but i never caught them shits.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 29, 2015, 04:36:00 PM
No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.

:o it is? do you like your penis? if your answer is yes, don't go there!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 29, 2015, 04:48:30 PM
Tinder and this thread are doing wonders for my self esteem.  ::)

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I don't fuck with tinder. I can guarantee you can meet women on OKcupid though.  These are the girls who want to Tinder, but would rather appear as though they are "looking for a relationship".  As long as you are not too thirsty and can spell and use punctuation correctly, you will do well on OKC.  Just ask them a bunch of questions that are related to their interests.  Fat chicks YEARN for the D.  ULTRA YEARN.
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i 100 percent agree with this. I'd rather use ridiculous charming quotes than try n get a girl based off a selfie.
I thought my selfies were alright though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 29, 2015, 08:53:45 PM
let us see the pics yer using. i can't see why you aren't getting at least occasional matches, there must be a glaring error.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 29, 2015, 09:14:29 PM
I don't like this new, happy, confident tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on January 29, 2015, 11:24:09 PM
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No fucking yet cause she got herpes. It's hard to choose if you want sex and herpes, or if you want to find somone else.
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:o it is? do you like your penis? if your answer is yes, don't go there!
of course it is. it's not like you're guaranteed to get it. basically there is a possibility of turning down (what I expect to be great) sex simply because there is a chance of getting herpes, something that roughly 1 in 6 have anyway.. hell I might even have it already..
it's a hard choice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 29, 2015, 11:29:41 PM
okay mate :D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on January 29, 2015, 11:44:42 PM
essal is right dude, u prolly have it too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 30, 2015, 02:42:12 AM
essal is right dude, u prolly have it too

yeah, nah actually i DON'T ...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 30, 2015, 10:33:42 AM
let us see the pics yer using. i can't see why you aren't getting at least occasional matches, there must be a glaring error.
(http://i.imgur.com/OpdrL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/37wMF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/NCQZC4O.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/OfD3Xgu.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MKGeM.jpg)

I recently replaced this one with a picture of my dog. I can't get a good photo with both of us in it.
(http://i.imgur.com/BnmqYLa.jpg)

I need to get a new photo with my recent haircut too, but I suck at selfies. I do get the occasional match, but they're either bots or non-responsive. I've tried talking to them about their interests, complimenting them, inviting for netflix and weed (thanks Tobey), and other shit that I can't think of any more.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on January 30, 2015, 11:26:46 AM
Honestly man, you're a good-looking dude whose photos give off a really positive vibe. You look like somebody I'd be stoked to be friends with. I know others have said this, but if Tinder is stressing you out, it might be a good time to take a break from it. It started getting to me a few months ago (bad dates, weird girls, really feeling like I couldn't be myself), so I deleted it and pretty quickly I found myself having much better conversations with women and people in general. This is going to sound selfish and weird, but imagine what you'd want your life to look like if you were living under the presumption that you just would never have a girlfriend or partner. How you'd want to take care of yourself, the types of things you'd want to accomplish, the places you'd want to go. If you live your life that way, I think you're a lot more likely to stumble into something nice that you didn't expect. I'm not saying that would happen for certain, because it might not, but I think women are a lot more attracted to a man who takes care of himself than a man who seems like he really wants to take care of a woman. Something about that distance just does it to 'em.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on January 30, 2015, 11:35:58 AM
you have some really good looking eyes!  :-*
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 30, 2015, 12:03:27 PM
Thanks Eat Pussy.

DMH, I really appreciate what you have to say. I already live under the presumption I'll always be alone though. I've been taking major steps (major for me anyway) to better my life and I do hope that draws good people to me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: IanBZHD on January 30, 2015, 12:35:25 PM
Thanks Eat Pussy.

DMH, I really appreciate what you have to say. I already live under the presumption I'll always be alone though. I've been taking major steps (major for me anyway) to better my life and I do hope that draws good people to me.

L33t, are you gay? I feel like i've read on here that you were. I'm probably just confusing you with someone else. I'm not good with usernames...

Anyway, If tindr wasn't for dating, but for 'friend matching' I would totally consider a friendship haha. Like dude said up there, you're pictures put off a positive vibe and you look like a nice dude.

I wouldn't take tindr that serious, I've had some deep conversations with very cute chicks multiple times or gotten a number, but then after 20 minutes of talking they just stop responding. I feel like it's something people do while they're bored and don't necessarily actually want to find or meet up with anyone. It's more of a time waster that gives validation that people might want to date you...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on January 30, 2015, 01:44:27 PM
Honestly man, you're a good-looking dude whose photos give off a really positive vibe. You look like somebody I'd be stoked to be friends with. I know others have said this, but if Tinder is stressing you out, it might be a good time to take a break from it. It started getting to me a few months ago (bad dates, weird girls, really feeling like I couldn't be myself), so I deleted it and pretty quickly I found myself having much better conversations with women and people in general. This is going to sound selfish and weird, but imagine what you'd want your life to look like if you were living under the presumption that you just would never have a girlfriend or partner. How you'd want to take care of yourself, the types of things you'd want to accomplish, the places you'd want to go. If you live your life that way, I think you're a lot more likely to stumble into something nice that you didn't expect. I'm not saying that would happen for certain, because it might not, but I think women are a lot more attracted to a man who takes care of himself than a man who seems like he really wants to take care of a woman. Something about that distance just does it to 'em.

I too immediately thought this. I did the dating app thing for a bit, never really had any success maybe too much pressure to be romantic or looking for a girlfriend in a sense. I talked to some girls on a my yearbook and I hooked up with a couple and it just came around by being yourself. I found it way more relaxing on that site than tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 30, 2015, 02:50:14 PM
I wish I were gay, then I could be on Grindr. Dudes know what dudes want. :P
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on January 30, 2015, 03:35:48 PM
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Thanks Eat Pussy.

DMH, I really appreciate what you have to say. I already live under the presumption I'll always be alone though. I've been taking major steps (major for me anyway) to better my life and I do hope that draws good people to me.
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L33t, are you gay? I feel like i've read on here that you were. I'm probably just confusing you with someone else. I'm not good with usernames...

Anyway, If tindr wasn't for dating, but for 'friend matching' I would totally consider a friendship haha. Like dude said up there, you're pictures put off a positive vibe and you look like a nice dude.

I wouldn't take tindr that serious, I've had some deep conversations with very cute chicks multiple times or gotten a number, but then after 20 minutes of talking they just stop responding. I feel like it's something people do while they're bored and don't necessarily actually want to find or meet up with anyone. It's more of a time waster that gives validation that people might want to date you...
That is exactly what it is. I know people that max out they're distance just because they want to see what kind of people think they're attractive. Kinda like those hot or not sites
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on January 30, 2015, 05:02:36 PM
Anybody try using the coffee meets bagel app?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on January 30, 2015, 08:26:13 PM
Anybody try using the coffee meets bagel app?

My girlfriend's friend uses it. I think it links you to people using your Facebook but you wouldn't know them personally. It seems more of a serious version of Tinder but I have only seen it from a girls perspective where these guys all seem like they don't want to fuck on the first day. Like they are trying to form relationships. Could be different for others though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 31, 2015, 08:21:08 AM
I just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on January 31, 2015, 10:32:21 AM
I just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.
Do you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 31, 2015, 01:58:43 PM
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I just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.
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Do you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.
If I had a type, she would probably be it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on January 31, 2015, 09:35:22 PM
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I just downloaded that bagel coffee thing. What sucks is that they want you to pay for matches otherwise you only get one match a day that has nothing to do with your personality or interests.
[close]
Do you go to school? If not, do it. So many girls, all sorts. Go find that awkward chick on a longboard wearing an attack on titan hoodie and turn her out my friend.
[close]
If I had a type, she would probably be it.

sad bitches is the only thang that ah like
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on February 01, 2015, 08:35:48 PM
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let us see the pics yer using. i can't see why you aren't getting at least occasional matches, there must be a glaring error.
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I recently replaced this one with a picture of my dog. I can't get a good photo with both of us in it.
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I need to get a new photo with my recent haircut too, but I suck at selfies. I do get the occasional match, but they're either bots or non-responsive. I've tried talking to them about their interests, complimenting them, inviting for netflix and weed (thanks Tobey), and other shit that I can't think of any more.

son lose those sweaty pictures asap!

i'm not feeling the last poindexter picture either but i dunno girls might like that shit, the rest are good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 02, 2015, 11:57:10 AM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2015, 08:13:46 PM
^ my method

Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MareVitals on February 02, 2015, 08:18:54 PM
^ my method

Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
Get the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2015, 08:22:03 PM
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^ my method

Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
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Get the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.

hahah yeah i definitely wasn't thinking of buying her jewelry, that makes me feel good that i didn't think about that and that's more creepy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 02, 2015, 08:27:20 PM
If its somewhat fancy you need to tell her to wear a dress or whatever so she knows you guys arent goin to Wawas and she wears jeans and a hoodie.

Just looked it up: Smart casual
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 02, 2015, 08:31:22 PM
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^ my method

Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
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Get the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.
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hahah yeah i definitely wasn't thinking of buying her jewelry, that makes me feel good that i didn't think about that and that's more creepy

Yeah I'd say definitely just go with the flowers, but you gotta tell her what to wear man.  

If you have a nice button down shirt and some dress pants you tell her nicely to wear something sexy.  

She obviously wants to look good for you and they dig the power move plus there's something about getting fancy that gets most girls all kinds of going.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2015, 08:39:40 PM
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^ my method

Anyway the girl i have been seeing, i asked her if she wanted to go on a valentines day date. I thought it might have been kind of serious for me to ask her cause we only went on three dates. But i explained to her i never been on a valentines date before and if she didn't feel weird about it i would like to take her out cause i think it would be fun. She said yea that would be great which im stoked on but now im kind of confused to what i should bring to the table. I made reservations for a place, the same place my sister had her wedding rehearsal dinner at. Its not super fancy but its somewhat a little fancy. She was asking like what she should wear, i just said wear whatever's comfortable, like i know what the fuck she should wear. Now im thinking i should get her flowers which is pretty typical for V-day dates but i think i might be over doing it cause like i said we only been on three dates and i don't want to creep her out. So any advice for me for a first timer having a date on valentines day
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Get the roses she will be stoked, as long as you don't buy her some jewelry or shit like that you're definitely not creeping.
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hahah yeah i definitely wasn't thinking of buying her jewelry, that makes me feel good that i didn't think about that and that's more creepy
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Yeah I'd say definitely just go with the flowers, but you gotta tell her what to wear man.  

If you have a nice button down shirt and some dress pants you tell her nicely to wear something sexy.  

She obviously wants to look good for you and they dig the power move plus there's something about getting fancy that gets most girls all kinds of going.


yeah i guess i should talk to her tomorrow about that about what she should wear and Fenzadill wawa is strictly for the next morning
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 04, 2015, 01:53:31 PM
Tobey, the key is to make a plan. It doesn't have to be elaborate or expensive: decide what you're going to do and execute.

1. Pick a restaurant and get a reservation. Think about what she likes and what you can afford. Has she mentioned a kind of food she enjoys? Go with that. And don't run your ideas by her: have a plan and take the lead role. You asked her out, that's your job.

2. Get something at a florist and reserve it now: they're in demand on V-Day. Roses are nice, but a little trite. There's nothing wrong with a more creative arrangement. If you go to a decent florist (Whole Foods has good options) they're happy to work with you. Again, do it in advance.

3. Choose another activity and set it up. A movie? A concert? An art thing? Whatever. Make a decision based on what you know about her and set it up. Get tickets now. Don't do a movie at home, that's weak.

You can handle this. It's simple: figure it out and be confident. Not everything has to be perfect. Demonstrate that you put thought into this and can plan without hand holding.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 04, 2015, 05:52:54 PM
Tobey, the key is to make a plan. It doesn't have to be elaborate or expensive: decide what you're going to do and execute.

1. Pick a restaurant and get a reservation. Think about what she likes and what you can afford. Has she mentioned a kind of food she enjoys? Go with that. And don't run your ideas by her: have a plan and take the lead role. You asked her out, that's your job.

2. Get something at a florist and reserve it now: they're in demand on V-Day. Roses are nice, but a little trite. There's nothing wrong with a more creative arrangement. If you go to a decent florist (Whole Foods has good options) they're happy to work with you. Again, do it in advance.

3. Choose another activity and set it up. A movie? A concert? An art thing? Whatever. Make a decision based on what you know about her and set it up. Get tickets now. Don't do a movie at home, that's weak.

You can handle this. It's simple: figure it out and be confident. Not everything has to be perfect. Demonstrate that you put thought into this and can plan without hand holding.

Yea i already made reservations i told her to wear something nice and she was stoked on me saying that, thanks illmurray. I was thinking of maybe seeing a movie after like you suggested but im so out of loop to whats in theaters i guess im going to have to look up what movies are out or if you guys have any suggestions for that as well feel free to let me know. I have been talking to her about the show i have been watching, Nurse Jackie, and she loves like hospital shows so i was thinking we would watch that cause she doesn't have showtime. Thats what i have been doing with her when ever we hung out, like we would go out to get something to eat grab some beer and drink it at my house while watching a netflix movie or a show. Do you think its not good enough for V-Day? She seemed she has lots a fun while doing it 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: @thewilleasley on February 04, 2015, 08:51:45 PM
lol i swear tobey been putting in that work we watching his personal transformation LIVE. good for you fam!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 04, 2015, 09:14:54 PM
lol i swear tobey been putting in that work we watching his personal transformation LIVE. good for you fam!

hahaha hey i did pretty well in my high school days! But i didn't hook up for a girl for 3 years cause my anxiety was so bad then i found this thread and it honestly saved my life. Even though have have some shitty situations on there its still situations that i enjoy having.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 04, 2015, 09:55:19 PM
I have been talking to her about the show i have been watching, Nurse Jackie, and she loves like hospital shows so i was thinking we would watch that cause she doesn't have showtime. Thats what i have been doing with her when ever we hung out, like we would go out to get something to eat grab some beer and drink it at my house while watching a netflix movie or a show. Do you think its not good enough for V-Day? She seemed she has lots a fun while doing it 

If you're getting dressed up, why not go see a movie at a theater? Nurse Jackie will be available later. Girls like going on dates.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 04, 2015, 11:42:08 PM
^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on February 05, 2015, 04:40:21 AM
^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.

no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.

this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.

it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 07:06:48 AM
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^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.
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no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.

this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.

it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.



Yea that sounds fun but i don't have a job. If i did i would spend every penny of my paycheck on this date. But for now i made a little bit of money shoveling last week, i didn't ask to be paid i just did as a good neighborhood but i got a little money for that that i plan to spend it on her for that date
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 05, 2015, 07:10:13 AM
Come up with the cash. It's worth the investment to take the extra step.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 05, 2015, 09:01:17 AM
One time deal but I'll chip in $5 for this date... I'm sure others will as well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 05, 2015, 10:40:57 AM
I would seriously throw down on this^.

But for real tobey, you should take this as a lesson in hustling cash up and go get, cuz damn if ya can't acquire and spend 50 bucks or whatever on this chick then how u gonna pay bills n shit.  Nothin wrong with thrift, but being overly cheap is not a good look for any person.

What restaurant you goin to?

luv you tobey, everyone in this thread should feel like a proud father.   :'( <--- This but smiling and kind of like nodding knowingly

"Me and tobey homie/ make you do the hokey pokey/ pull da pound/ up and down, turn yaself around shorty."  -Cameron Giles
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 05, 2015, 11:58:35 AM
But for real tobey, you should take this as a lesson in hustling cash up and go get, cuz damn if ya can't acquire and spend 50 bucks or whatever on this chick then how u gonna pay bills n shit.  Nothin wrong with thrift, but being overly cheap is not a good look for any person.

This. We've all been broke, but it's something you need to address. It goes beyond this individual date: handle your business. Sooner or later, women want someone with steaks in the freezer.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 05, 2015, 12:22:04 PM
It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: okdad on February 05, 2015, 12:46:20 PM
steaks in the freezer.
ew
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 05, 2015, 12:58:02 PM
It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 05, 2015, 12:58:38 PM
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^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.
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no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.

this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.

it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.


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Yea that sounds fun but i don't have a job. If i did i would spend every penny of my paycheck on this date. But for now i made a little bit of money shoveling last week, i didn't ask to be paid i just did as a good neighborhood but i got a little money for that that i plan to spend it on her for that date

Damn Tobey, that's some Lifetime movie, heart string tugging shit right there.  I agree with Fenzadill and Yushin, post up your paypal and I got 10 on it for you.  

Fuck Mocha, let's crowdfund Tobey getting laid.  
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on February 05, 2015, 01:39:10 PM
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^ yea but thats a lot of money, its like 12 dollars a ticket to get in the movies. I rather just buy her favorite 6 pack and watch a movie at my house after dinner. Plus she really likes hospital shows and she said she wanted to watch it cause she doesn't have showtime.
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no no no Tobey. don't be a cheapskate.

this girl can watch Netflix any other time with you. this is V-Day. i'm not telling you to go for broke, but do something different here.

it doesn't have to be expensive, but don't give her a normal Tobey date. it's Valentines Day. try a little harder, dude.


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Yea that sounds fun but i don't have a job. If i did i would spend every penny of my paycheck on this date. But for now i made a little bit of money shoveling last week, i didn't ask to be paid i just did as a good neighborhood but i got a little money for that that i plan to spend it on her for that date
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Damn Tobey, that's some Lifetime movie, heart string tugging shit right there.  I agree with Fenzadill and Yushin, post up your paypal and I got 10 on it for you.  

Fuck Mocha, let's crowdfund Tobey getting laid.  

I got 5 on it. But ya best get a job because, if you do this one right, she'll be hoping for another at some point pretty soon.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 05, 2015, 03:32:57 PM
How much do you guys think a prostitute costs?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on February 05, 2015, 03:34:47 PM
What do you guys think constitutes a cry for help?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on February 05, 2015, 03:37:33 PM
Fuck Mocha, let's crowdfund Tobey getting laid.  
I'll drop some coin on Tobey.

Should we just make a kickstarter already?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 03:47:50 PM
hahahah thanks for thinking i could get a crowd surfing from you guys but yeah the reason i don't have a job cause i can't really go out for that long unless im on my meds or i have been drinking. Like i am able to go to school cause im only taking a couple of classes and the longest im there for is like 2 hours a day. I did tried looking for a job a couple months ago at a animal hospital, i picked there because i realized my anxiety isn't that bad when im with animals. But they never called back, im going to try other animal hospitals or like a puppy play date center and see if i can get some work there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on February 05, 2015, 06:01:40 PM
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such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.

i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.

i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.

all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.

retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.

quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on February 05, 2015, 06:14:13 PM
yea tobey since u like working with animals have u looked into throwing kittens at a wall for money?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on February 05, 2015, 06:15:22 PM
yea tobey since u like working with animals have u looked into throwing kittens at a wall for money?

stack that paper any way you can, Tobey!

8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 07:29:42 PM
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such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.

i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.

i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.

all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.

retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.

quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.

Yeah i used that excuse a bunch of times but i have been manning up lately, i went back to school which was a huge improvement from me literally sitting inside all day for 3 years. I don't know its easier to say to your self "man up" but when the time comes you just get overwhelmed with panic. Good for you to be able to do that but just last year i have been getting on the right track and i am afraid if i over do it all be right back at it to where i sit inside all day not doing anything. I have had many jobs before like you said at a grocery store but thats when my anxiety wasn't that bad and i could handle being outside of my house for 6 hours which is like the least you can work for a part time job a day. But mainly my panic lately has been coming with driving, i got in to a bad accident when i was 18, i wasn't hurt but the guy cut in front of me while he was on his cellphone and it totaled my dads car. Every since than i really don't like driving that far of a distance cause i don't trust anyone on the road. I know i have to work on it which i have been but driving to me is like the scariest thing im dealing with right now and its hard to find a job in your area that is willing to hire a person with severe anxiety issues.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on February 05, 2015, 08:01:45 PM
tobey da truest hustla. motherfuckers forking out cash for his date and he got them thinking it was all their idea
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 08:09:05 PM
oh and here's a tip to what to put in the moment thing for tinder, just upload pictures of beer your drinking. I get at least 8 likes when i do that and then you just ask them "have you ever had that beer" "whats your favorite drink"it has been working for me everytime i upload a picture of a beer im drinking
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 09:10:11 PM
fuck im drunk and just got a 17 year olds number. heres to hoping she turns 18 soon!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Musty_Berrings on February 05, 2015, 09:22:19 PM
Here to report I fucked my fist fat chick tonight. Kinda stoked.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on February 05, 2015, 10:12:20 PM
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such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.

i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.

i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.

all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.

retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.

quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.
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Uhh, I have a criminal history that regularly disqualifies me from employment. That has been the biggest hindrance for me. Not to mention the court system has been fucking me for years. I originally took a plea bargain for a misdemeanor and 3 years probation. Due to "clerical error" I was in the system as a felon. Just skating was a problem for me because I was a "4th waiver" meaning cops could and would regularly handcuff and search my shit when they let everyone else around me go. I supposedly got that fixed after a year and some paper work but I was still on probation. When that ended I did all the leg work to have my record expunged. Guess what happened when I got a background check ran on me when I was trying to get financial aid for vocational school. I came up as a felon, despite all the bullshit I went through to fix it. They turned me away because I'm apparently a criminal.

You want to know why I got caught up with charges in the first place? Goddamn undercover public transit security guards jumped my brother and I fought them off not knowing they were security guards. When I went to court one of the security guards said I hit him with my skateboard for good measure (I didn't). The judge was appalled at my behavior especially after he read the report for the security guard wherein I'm quoted as saying such bullshit as, "Get him, blood!", and "I'm about to Skyline stomp this nigga!". You can guess that I don't speak like that. The judge was a real piece of shit. I watched how he treated minority defendants with hostility and some white girl with all the benefit of the doubt before it was my turn to stand before him. My lawyer urged me to take the plea bargain for defending my brother from his attackers. This essentially ruined my ability to gain job experience for years on top of my personality disorder and major depression. I'm currently in the process of getting this latest "clerical error" fixed. This shit has followed me for the past eight years.

I have a personality disorder that doesn't allow me to get along with people. I'm clinically diagnosed with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I think I posted a link to it earlier, but I'll do it again. http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6) (http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6)) I literally can't get close enough to people to network with and make advantageous connections. There's a reason why I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who's never had a close friend. I've had a few jobs. All of which I've been let go from because of my inability to wear a smile and be outgoing. I've interviewed for other jobs where I thought I hit it out of the park, but upon talking to the people that hire, I was either passed over because of my perceived disinterest, criminal record, or lack of experience. I did try. I do try. Trying isn't enough. I'm not saying I can't get it right eventually. I'm saying it would be disingenuous to say nothing is hindering my success. I'm currently working with my local career center to make myself more employable. Hopefully something works out. I've been filing paperwork out my ass and going to a shit ton of meetings on top of my multiple times a week therapy.

There's tons more shit going on in my life, but that was just for a little perspective. I know I've got it better than a lot of people out there but that doesn't put you in any position to assume to know what others are going through. I'll continue to try to better my station in life, but don't you give me any shit for acknowledging setbacks.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 05, 2015, 10:28:14 PM
^we are the same person, i also to have a record but im white and my felony got dropped to a misdemeanor. I almost had to go to big boy jail but the detective working my case knew i was a nice kid that just had a drinking problem, so the second time i got arrested in the same week i only had to spend the night in the drunk tank. So the court ordered me to IOP rehab which i took seriously at the time and now well you know where i went now
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Post by: Silky Johnson on February 05, 2015, 11:59:44 PM
Here to report I fucked my fist fat chick tonight. Kinda stoked.
weird i have the same nickname for old righty
Title: girl i met on tinder
Post by: white rapper on February 06, 2015, 08:39:51 AM
ok so i matched with this girl on tinder and in her pic she was a solid 9/10 but she was wearing make up. when i met her in person, she wasnt wearing make up and was like way uglier than the picture (rating went down to a 6/10 without makeup). does anyone have similar experiences with girls that look way hotter and way different with make up?
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: busey on February 06, 2015, 08:47:09 AM
Turkish man yelling "meow" at an egg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 06, 2015, 09:17:20 AM
Leet you can prob find a pretty sexy hooker for between $100-$200.  Use backpage or craigslist.  I have never paid to fuck a sex worker but my friend who shares the same problems as you swears by it.

You must have laughed out loud when you heard that "Skyline stomp" line.
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: chuck d on February 06, 2015, 09:41:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lTKM8g3.png)
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: tobey on February 06, 2015, 09:49:30 AM
tracer is that you??
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: JB on February 06, 2015, 10:29:27 AM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TFeUrC2gR30/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: abudabi on February 06, 2015, 11:19:38 AM
^hahahahhahaha
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Post by: chockfullofthat on February 06, 2015, 11:28:31 AM
Why did they jump your brother.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on February 06, 2015, 11:49:36 AM
They said he had a "leafy green substance" in his backpack. He didn't.
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on February 06, 2015, 06:20:39 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TFeUrC2gR30/hqdefault.jpg)

I got one of these this week. Pretty in photos and/or side profile in the dark, not quite so pretty face on in the light. We sat down to dinner and our waitress dropped off our menus and I really wished I was on a date with her instead. This isn't to say I wouldn't have jumped her bones had she invited me to jump her bones but she didn't and that's okay.

L33tg33k, if my Facebook feed has taught me anything over the last six months, it's that medication is mind control and racist cops are an invention of Al Sharpton, so you should probably just stop complaining and get your shit together.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 07, 2015, 12:32:46 AM
how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 07, 2015, 03:30:31 PM
how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me


tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 07, 2015, 06:04:14 PM
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how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
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tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"

Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 07, 2015, 09:09:34 PM
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how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
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tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"
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Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates

just do what will make you happy man, id like to see you happy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on February 07, 2015, 11:13:55 PM
tobey, did you ever read the story about the dog who purloined a lamb chop from the butcher? maybe it was a pork chop but i think it's a lamb chop, so for anyways the dog beat a hasty retreat so's not to be attacked for his theivery. it was a daring daylight robbery and he crossed a bridge at a park on his way to enjoy his repast in private. as he traverses the bridge he sees his reflection in the water and believing it to be another dog w/ what looks like a bigger lamb chop [maybe pork chop, i forget] so he growls open mouthed at the other dog and it isn't til the lamb chop has shattered the mirror surface of the water that he's realized his folly.

i think the moral of the story is don't let your heart be bigger than your stomach.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 08, 2015, 12:06:49 AM
So i found out your going to have to pay for tinder, like how many times you swipe to get matched up with someone and thats going to make my tinder experience shitty. So i downloaded the okcupid app and i have to come up with a username? I suck at coming up with usernames i feel like a douche thinking what i should call my self, so im letting you guys pick.

Make up a username and ill use it, don't care what it is but if everyone likes it ill use it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on February 08, 2015, 12:53:05 AM
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how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
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tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"
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Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates

Dude, that's nothing.

I know, I know, social anxiety, can only drive for 20 minutes bla bla
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MFS on February 08, 2015, 11:20:33 AM
It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.
I disagree. I have had panic disorder and severe anxiety my whole life and by working with a psych and taking care of myself ive managed to stay out of trouble, get clean and hold down a job always. if you dont take care of yourself you are to blame, not your mental health problems. there plenty of things you starting with not drinking. I used alcohol as my crutch with my mental health for years and it only made me worse and act out till i started getting in trouble. its the devil if you a mentally sick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: chillout on February 08, 2015, 12:25:27 PM
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how do i get this 17 year to tell me when her birthday is?

i have talked to her before but it was just stupid chit chat, well i was drunk last night and was kind of a douche to her but not like a huge asshole you know i was being like "a cool dude" and she has been texting me since. Now many of our conversations before was me asking her when she turns 18, she would always say if my age was a problem than stop talking to me. Which i would for any other girl but she graduates high school this year so she has to be turning 18 soon and plus shes black and i really want to hook up with a black girl!

I think if i ask her what her zodiac sign is she might get a hold of what i have been basically asking her since we got matched up and than she will stop talking to me
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tobey youre finally going sorta steady with that chick that youre going on that valentines day date with, do you really think shes interested in some dude trying to keep multiple chicks on lock AND that one of them is underage? Nevermind that she is graduating and going to be 18(sorry PALS i couldnt think of a good anti hero joke) but the fact that she is even one day under being a legal adult is going to leave women with the impression that "you like to fuck underage girls"
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Yeah that is true i guess im re living my teenage days where i always use to juggle two chicks at once. It never worked than so i dont know why it would work now. Maybe i was just thinking maybe i should hook up with this girl before me and this girl get really serious, if that ever happens. But i don't think shes looking for a relationship with me cause we kind of talked about it before and she didn't seem interested and plus she lives like an hour away ( we got matched up because she was at her grandmoms house who lives in the same town as me). So i think we are just going to be fuck buddies who i like to take out on dates

yo just be yourself. happiness will find you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on February 08, 2015, 03:46:03 PM
I'm sure they'll temporarily make tons of money off thirsty dudes when they start charging for unlimited swipes.. but how many girls will pay for it?  If this kills tinder like I assume it will, I'll be pretty bummed, it's too good of a thing to lose.
Title: Re: girl i met on tinder
Post by: Glue Reed on February 08, 2015, 04:56:20 PM
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I got one of these this week. Pretty in photos and/or side profile in the dark, not quite so pretty face on in the light. We sat down to dinner and our waitress dropped off our menus and I really wished I was on a date with her instead. This isn't to say I wouldn't have jumped her bones had she invited me to jump her bones but she didn't and that's okay.

L33tg33k, if my Facebook feed has taught me anything over the last six months, it's that medication is mind control and racist cops are an invention of Al Sharpton, so you should probably just stop complaining and get your shit together.

Goddamn, if this isn't one of the most frustrating situations.  Right up there with the 'meet my much cuter roomate' scenario
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 08, 2015, 09:29:34 PM
Never mind about the 17 year old i felt to weird texting her and plus i just got matched up with another black girl my age.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joel Wilson on February 09, 2015, 05:23:09 PM
do this to ur tinder if ur tryna get it to pop off :P

(http://i58.tinypic.com/2weihix.jpg)

but in all seriousness, big up tobey for doing tinder properly
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 10, 2015, 01:10:10 AM
So I'm on this Tinder clone called High There. It's for people who like the marijuana. I matched with a few 400 pound 40-50 year olds. Don't get me wrong, I still message the obese 45 year olds, but they aren't ideal. Then I got a match from a normal woman my age. I messaged her and the craziest thing happened. She messaged me back. I messaged her again. She replied again. At this point, I'm flabbergasted. This is the furthest I've ever gotten. Now I'm concerned with just keeping her engaged on this app and getting her number. The thing is I don't know what else to say to her. Four lines of dialogue and I've already run out of things to say. Now I'm nowhere near this point, but it has occurred to me, what am supposed to tell a girl if she wants to meet me? What is she expecting out of me? How do I escalate our interaction to something sexual? How can I be sure if that's what she wants? Do I tell her I have no experience in anything? I don't want to set her up with false expectations.

Part of me just wants her to be interested in getting free weed from me.

Maybe you guys can just tell me what to say. She asked me what shows I watch on Netflix. Tell me something girls watch so I don't have to tell her I just watch cartoons and anime.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on February 10, 2015, 01:26:24 AM
talk about weed for a while. if she is asking you questions that means she's interested in you,  tell her you like all those shows everyone else loves Game of Thrones, Mad Men, walking dead , breaking bad she will have to like atleast a few of these. some girls love anime, you could mention how you watch them every now and then but if she doesn't dig it don't run with it. she has set this up for you to say 'hey we should have a smoke and watch netflix' say you will supply the green... have a chat for a while first, you have a good base here with the weed and netflix and subject changes come easy once you guys have started having a good conversation about one of those topics.  if you do get to meet her, after hanging out a while you will know if she wants anything sexual or not, you will get vibes,  if you guys have been having a good time its safe to go for a kiss. don't tell her you don't have any experience (although some girls like virgin guys) but you would know whether you could bring that up based on the connection you are feeling with her. Be confident its only some chick on an app.


p.s smoking a lot of weed can't be good with all your mental issues man. that shit can fuck your head up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarela on February 10, 2015, 05:23:39 AM
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It's very hard to get a job when you have mental health issues.
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such bullshit. some of you guys need to snap out of it and man the fuck up. quit letting your mental health issues hinder your life/goals.

i was diagnosed with depression/bi-polar disorder at around 13-14 years old. tried killing myself 2 or 3 times before i even graduated highschool. years later i had a breakdown and got 5150'd a few times (when police forcibly take you to a mental hospital for a 3 day hold). they then said i was also schizophrenic/suffering from anxiety/delusions of reference, etc.

i'd see a therapist, take medication, get social security, the whole deal.

all this time, whether at the peak of my craziness or in a more lucid state, i still was able to get jobs and keep them. it's all on you.

retail, grocery or warehouse jobs will hire anyone. go to a temp agency if you're having trouble finding work.

quit being a bitch, apply yourself and get a job. your "disease" isn't crippling you and stopping you from progressing, you are.
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Uhh, I have a criminal history that regularly disqualifies me from employment. That has been the biggest hindrance for me. Not to mention the court system has been fucking me for years. I originally took a plea bargain for a misdemeanor and 3 years probation. Due to "clerical error" I was in the system as a felon. Just skating was a problem for me because I was a "4th waiver" meaning cops could and would regularly handcuff and search my shit when they let everyone else around me go. I supposedly got that fixed after a year and some paper work but I was still on probation. When that ended I did all the leg work to have my record expunged. Guess what happened when I got a background check ran on me when I was trying to get financial aid for vocational school. I came up as a felon, despite all the bullshit I went through to fix it. They turned me away because I'm apparently a criminal.

You want to know why I got caught up with charges in the first place? Goddamn undercover public transit security guards jumped my brother and I fought them off not knowing they were security guards. When I went to court one of the security guards said I hit him with my skateboard for good measure (I didn't). The judge was appalled at my behavior especially after he read the report for the security guard wherein I'm quoted as saying such bullshit as, "Get him, blood!", and "I'm about to Skyline stomp this nigga!". You can guess that I don't speak like that. The judge was a real piece of shit. I watched how he treated minority defendants with hostility and some white girl with all the benefit of the doubt before it was my turn to stand before him. My lawyer urged me to take the plea bargain for defending my brother from his attackers. This essentially ruined my ability to gain job experience for years on top of my personality disorder and major depression. I'm currently in the process of getting this latest "clerical error" fixed. This shit has followed me for the past eight years.

I have a personality disorder that doesn't allow me to get along with people. I'm clinically diagnosed with Avoidant Personality Disorder. I think I posted a link to it earlier, but I'll do it again. http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6) (http://www.theravive.com/therapedia/Avoidant-Personality-Disorder-DSM--5-301.82-(F60.6)) I literally can't get close enough to people to network with and make advantageous connections. There's a reason why I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who's never had a close friend. I've had a few jobs. All of which I've been let go from because of my inability to wear a smile and be outgoing. I've interviewed for other jobs where I thought I hit it out of the park, but upon talking to the people that hire, I was either passed over because of my perceived disinterest, criminal record, or lack of experience. I did try. I do try. Trying isn't enough. I'm not saying I can't get it right eventually. I'm saying it would be disingenuous to say nothing is hindering my success. I'm currently working with my local career center to make myself more employable. Hopefully something works out. I've been filing paperwork out my ass and going to a shit ton of meetings on top of my multiple times a week therapy.

There's tons more shit going on in my life, but that was just for a little perspective. I know I've got it better than a lot of people out there but that doesn't put you in any position to assume to know what others are going through. I'll continue to try to better my station in life, but don't you give me any shit for acknowledging setbacks.

Damn that sucks.. what state do you live in? Ive known people to also have clerical issues that get them in bullshit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 10, 2015, 07:29:41 AM
So I'm on this Tinder clone called High There. It's for people who like the marijuana. I matched with a few 400 pound 40-50 year olds. Don't get me wrong, I still message the obese 45 year olds, but they aren't ideal. Then I got a match from a normal woman my age. I messaged her and the craziest thing happened. She messaged me back. I messaged her again. She replied again. At this point, I'm flabbergasted. This is the furthest I've ever gotten. Now I'm concerned with just keeping her engaged on this app and getting her number. The thing is I don't know what else to say to her. Four lines of dialogue and I've already run out of things to say. Now I'm nowhere near this point, but it has occurred to me, what am supposed to tell a girl if she wants to meet me? What is she expecting out of me? How do I escalate our interaction to something sexual? How can I be sure if that's what she wants? Do I tell her I have no experience in anything? I don't want to set her up with false expectations.

Part of me just wants her to be interested in getting free weed from me.


Maybe you guys can just tell me what to say. She asked me what shows I watch on Netflix. Tell me something girls watch so I don't have to tell her I just watch cartoons and anime.


Most chick's don't want to feel like you're bartering for their time, that's why the whole "can I buy you a drink?" spiel is outdated.  

Just ask her to hangout and channel your inner Questlove, I know you can do it l33t.  

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2013/06/18/questlove_on_roller_skating_with_prince_an_excerpt_from_his_new_book_mo/170201740.jpg.CROP.article250-medium.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 10, 2015, 09:33:36 AM
L33t:

The hard part is already over man.  She matched with you and is bringing up Netflix because she's trying to move the conversation towards meeting.  Know that she is already attracted to you, so all you have to do is meet up and be funny and witty like you naturally are, ask questions about her.  Offer up interesting shit about yourself.  You will feel the vibe, and it will come naturally.

There are no consequences to these actions.  This is v exciting, but don't be too nervous, if anything happens that is not to your liking, you never gotta see this chick again.  The absolute worst thing that can happen is slight social awkwardness for a few seconds, and that is so fleeting and trifling so who gives a shit, just be confident with this knowledge and go for it.

Definitely mention that you skate, as much as its kind of a trite at this point to say chicks dig skateboarding, it is true.

What's this chicks deal?  What kinda shows does she like?  What does she do for fun?  How does she dress?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 10, 2015, 09:39:33 AM
leet, vice just wrote you an article, man. i havent read it, but i hope this along with your recent match are a sign that the stars are aligning for you.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-to-chatting-up-girls-written-by-girls (http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-to-chatting-up-girls-written-by-girls)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on February 10, 2015, 09:58:10 AM
With l33t coming through now I am again interested in this thread. You got this dude!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 10, 2015, 12:25:49 PM
I kind of got over the fear of talking to her now. Still, I'm scared of escalation even though that's what the whole fucking point is. It's just I don't even know what I want. I'm very embarrassed and annoyed to admit that I'm scared. I gotta get over this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 10, 2015, 12:43:52 PM
Just relax. I know that's easier said than done, but chill. This is an individual exchange between you and her. Don't expect to have it all figured out: no one does. Be nice, ask questions, listen to what she has to say. All the escalation you need to worry about is meeting her face to face. Suggest getting a drink, see how it goes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on February 10, 2015, 03:54:26 PM
^ exactly what he just said, L33t. try your damn hardest to be comfortable and be yourself. i think you're your worst enemy and that fear is what you have to learn to overcome. you can do it, dude. stay positive and keep telling yourself that you can do it.

i initially thought this Vice article on how to talk to girls was supposed to be a joke, but it has lots of pretty simple tips/advice.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-to-chatting-up-girls-written-by-girls?utm_source=vicefbus (http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-to-chatting-up-girls-written-by-girls?utm_source=vicefbus)

(it's written by women btw)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: NickDagger on February 10, 2015, 05:05:39 PM
please add more pix to this thread, the good the bad and the ugly
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 10, 2015, 10:38:01 PM
please add more pix to this thread, the good the bad and the ugly
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10966537_10152535593747101_891469197_n.jpg?oh=80520c922af398a0742c19cbcfb02aaf&oe=54DDBD51&__gda__=1423824549_d38d92bd4a28fcbfc0eb0c8fbcee7df3)

sad part is we still didnt get matched up

edit:my okcupid account name is juggalo610
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 10, 2015, 11:41:05 PM
please add more pix to this thread, the good the bad and the ugly
Aye gotchu. These are my matches on High There.
(http://i.imgur.com/eSUeIuK.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/cRD6mmO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0po2mNG.png)

This is the girl I'm trying to chat with.
(http://i.imgur.com/K54HZfP.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 10, 2015, 11:59:14 PM
what i do when i have nothing to say to girls i say " Got any good netflix suggestions for me"?

then you let her talk about the show and add on like well who's in it and blah blah
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on February 11, 2015, 12:19:43 AM
You're using the wrong app if you matched up with Bridget and Pam the Funkstress.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on February 11, 2015, 01:39:21 AM
I'd be scared if I got matched up with Snoop Pearson.

That Lauren chick looks really cute though. Good luck!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 11, 2015, 09:38:57 AM
I'd be scared if I got matched up with Snoop Pearson.

Snoop's into ladies.  ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 11, 2015, 11:48:36 PM
Snoop's into ladies.  ??? getting this money.

Lauren looks like a cutie, L33t.  From what I've heard from black friends, it's a great time to be a black man trying to fuck lil white girls right now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 12, 2015, 08:38:42 AM
The conversation is going really slow and I don't know what to say to make her more interested. Being that we're talking on a weed app I have tried talking about marijuana but got no response using that tactic. Right now she just replies to me with a short comment at random times of the day. I try to immediately respond when she says something as to catch her while she's on the app, but I just don't think she's that interested. I've got to say something cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 12, 2015, 08:41:00 AM
And fuck Tinder with their new like cap.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 12, 2015, 09:22:12 AM
The conversation is going really slow and I don't know what to say to make her more interested. Being that we're talking on a weed app I have tried talking about marijuana but got no response using that tactic. Right now she just replies to me with a short comment at random times of the day. I try to immediately respond when she says something as to catch her while she's on the app, but I just don't think she's that interested. I've got to say something cool.

that happens to me all the time, girls aren't desperate like me and you l33t. They go on it for like a second to respond than don't go on for awhile in till they are bored. Nothing to worry about that but this might be out of the blue for you two cause it seems like you guys haven't been talking to much but you could say " hey would it be easier for you if we texted cause i would like to hang out with you and get to know you more"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 12, 2015, 10:58:09 AM
And fuck Tinder with their new like cap.

This has more to do with the spidering apps people use: auto-like EVERYONE and then filter through the bites they get.

The conversation is going really slow and I don't know what to say to make her more interested. Being that we're talking on a weed app I have tried talking about marijuana but got no response using that tactic. Right now she just replies to me with a short comment at random times of the day. I try to immediately respond when she says something as to catch her while she's on the app, but I just don't think she's that interested. I've got to say something cool.

Don't overthink it. Dating is about persistence and volume. Don't put so much on this exchange and feel like if it doesn't work, you've failed. Keep grinding! Try to learn something every time. If she stops talking, it's not the end of the world. You have to get comfortable with rejection and not take it personally. Remember: you don't know what she's thinking and she doesn't know what you're thinking. There's a million reasons why people do what they do. One of the best things we can do for each other is to forgive little slights and hope they can do the same. You're not a loser unless you quit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on February 12, 2015, 11:22:07 AM
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"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on February 12, 2015, 12:44:14 PM
would.

and just fire the damn shots. just ask if they want to meet up for beers, weed or whatever you guys are into. they have probably decided way before they even answered you the first time. just don't suggest to meet at a creepy place like tobeys basement, a public place is a bit more comforting I guess...


as for my tinder date, my dick is still attached to my body without any swelling.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on February 12, 2015, 04:57:40 PM
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"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.
Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture.  I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on February 14, 2015, 08:44:18 AM
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"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.
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Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture.  I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.
Probably like sticking your dick between two flank steaks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 14, 2015, 09:26:32 AM
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"Wants to stay in, prefers edibles, energy low" Holy fuck girl at least make some shit up about yourself if you want to get a date. You sound and look horrible.
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Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture.  I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.
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Probably like sticking your dick between two flank steaks

(http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/files/2008/12/thinking.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 14, 2015, 10:00:16 AM
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: perverted super otaku! on February 14, 2015, 11:47:41 AM
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.
Beer will help you to stay in the moment i think, ask her out for a drink, you could segue that into a food or weed session or both, if it goes well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: The Shogun on February 14, 2015, 06:58:36 PM
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.

Don't sweat it man, don't panic. It's just a date or rather a meeting. I met a chick on tinder once, shit was fucking strange. I deleted my account after that night and I have now decided to not giving a fuck about impressing anyone. My facial hair is looking fucked, my pubic hair is a damn jungle, my farts smell like broccoli and peanut butter and I am fucking loving every minute of it.

Even though you're stressing, front a cool guy attitude and play it smooth. Meet at a bar and have a drink right away. You'll be fine man, we're rooting for you!

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 14, 2015, 11:38:46 PM
remember my post in the reAL conffesions thread? Yeah forgot about it i had so much fun tonight. I took her to dinner and the place wAS fancy, i had veal ( first time i ever had it) and she loved the dinner. Than i surprised her by taking her to the pool hall, sounds like a bad idea but she had a lot of fun, she was bad at first but then she started to kill it at pool, almost beat me! Than we watched the rest of the first season of american horror story and it was OK. but than we went to my bed than i got her off, we went at it for like 30 minutes but i might have drank to much and i didn't get off but she said she did and thats honestly all it matters to me. So now shes sleeping and im about to join her3re. VALENTINES DAY IS FUN
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on February 15, 2015, 07:09:33 AM
Good job kid.  You worried for nothing. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 15, 2015, 07:49:18 AM
remember my post in the reAL conffesions thread? Yeah forgot about it i had so much fun tonight. I took her to dinner and the place wAS fancy, i had veal ( first time i ever had it) and she loved the dinner. Than i surprised her by taking her to the pool hall, sounds like a bad idea but she had a lot of fun, she was bad at first but then she started to kill it at pool, almost beat me! Than we watched the rest of the first season of american horror story and it was OK. but than we went to my bed than i got her off, we went at it for like 30 minutes but i might have drank to much and i didn't get off but she said she did and thats honestly all it matters to me. So now shes sleeping and im about to join her3re. VALENTINES DAY IS FUN

Great call on this part, drinks/pool is always a winner. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 15, 2015, 01:51:27 PM
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remember my post in the reAL conffesions thread? Yeah forgot about it i had so much fun tonight. I took her to dinner and the place wAS fancy, i had veal ( first time i ever had it) and she loved the dinner. Than i surprised her by taking her to the pool hall, sounds like a bad idea but she had a lot of fun, she was bad at first but then she started to kill it at pool, almost beat me! Than we watched the rest of the first season of american horror story and it was OK. but than we went to my bed than i got her off, we went at it for like 30 minutes but i might have drank to much and i didn't get off but she said she did and thats honestly all it matters to me. So now shes sleeping and im about to join her3re. VALENTINES DAY IS FUN
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Great call on this part, drinks/pool is always a winner. 


definitely back this. i met my girl playing pool. any dudes who are out of ideas for the first few dates with a chick, pool is usually a good plan. just dont slaughter her if you're way better than she is. nobody has a good time getting their ass whooped.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on February 15, 2015, 03:06:52 PM
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.

She's nervous too. Maybe not as much as you, but she's also taking a chance on something she's unsure of, so you're in the same boat. Smoking/food/drinks/whatever are just that. No expectations. Just try and have fun. If something happens, tight. If not, also fine.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: UL8 on February 15, 2015, 06:24:55 PM
The normal looking girl wants me to set up a meeting. I'm freaking out. If she's down, what am I going to tell her about me not knowing what I'm doing? What happens when she finds out I'm fatter than in the pictures? What happens if I'm supposed to kiss her or something? What happens if she sees my little pecker? What if we just fucking hate each other? I've never felt so stupid in my life.
The fact that you aren't some asshole who thinks he is god's gift to women already makes you cooler than like half the dudes on tinder. All you can do is be nice to her and try to make her laugh, and see if you guys like hanging out. Just take it from there and the kissing or other things will work themselves out. Don't worry about not being hung like a pornstar or your body image. You're probably just tripping yourself out.

Good luck man, hope things go well!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on February 15, 2015, 07:45:33 PM
Fuck there's a whole lot of nonsense going on in that picture.  I bet she would be fun as fuck to plow though.

(http://i.imgur.com/yTYGahw.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on February 15, 2015, 10:18:09 PM
Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
  ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on February 15, 2015, 10:28:25 PM
Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
  ;D

pics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on February 16, 2015, 04:08:42 AM
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Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dirtyweemidden on February 16, 2015, 04:49:53 AM
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Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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Congratulations dude!


pics?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 16, 2015, 12:36:04 PM
No expectations. Just try and have fun. If something happens, tight. If not, also fine.

Write it down, memorize it, live it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on February 17, 2015, 11:38:19 AM
I got matched up with three really pretty girls last night, but am too nervous to even try to message them.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 17, 2015, 12:08:39 PM
I got matched up with three really pretty girls last night, but am too nervous to even try to message them.


Good god. What are you ever going to do when you have to talk to a pretty girl in real life? Have some confidence man. Get up, get out (your phone, and get somethin!

OutKast - Git Up, Git Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CssC-DY4lO8#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 20, 2015, 10:48:33 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xRt-7Wzrw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xRt-7Wzrw#)

from this video, I ACTUALLY KILL IT ON DATES.

a girl never brought up her cell phone and i don't use those bad conversation topics. So you guys should be showing me some respect!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on February 20, 2015, 11:26:13 PM
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Just wanted to bump this thread and say that on september 20th 2015 i will be marrying my fiance (whom i met on tinder.)
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2015, 11:31:19 PM
i have been talking to this girl from New Jersey, should i ask her if shes down for the mocha lifestyle cause if she aint im about to cut her loose
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 22, 2015, 09:31:42 AM
i have been talking to this girl from New Jersey, should i ask her if shes down for the mocha lifestyle cause if she aint im about to cut her loose

So yea the girl wants to play call of duty with me on xbox live. I am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her. She wanted to play last night but i got out of it by saying i was in the middle of a series.

I should clarify she doesn't want to come over my house to play call of duty or at least not tonight, she wants to play on xbox live like her at her house and me at my house. I kind hope she doesn't have a mic, i don't want to hear her voice for the first time over xbox.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on February 22, 2015, 11:01:58 AM
the fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on February 22, 2015, 05:42:58 PM
the fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.
She wants to peep his gamerscore to make sure she ain't messing with no chump
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 22, 2015, 09:43:41 PM
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the fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.
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She wants to peep his gamerscore to make sure she ain't messing with no chump

hahaha im so embarrassed by my xbox live account, i have over 100 friends and i use to be an achievement whore. So that might do me some bad
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 23, 2015, 02:17:54 AM
Random thought:

The only thing I hate about tinder is all the fucking dudes at school who are on it all day acting like they can get any chick on there. Anytime I ask for a story it sounds like bullshit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lampshade on February 23, 2015, 02:58:58 AM
A bar in DC recently had an event called, "Tinder 3D."  It was just people interacting with each other in real life.  Crazy, right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 23, 2015, 09:44:30 AM
Wait...but...what if you weren't attracted to someone? Could you just swipe left across their face and they'd disappear? Is this why I got arrested?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on February 23, 2015, 04:02:31 PM
A bar in DC recently had an event called, "Tinder 3D."  It was just people interacting with each other in real life.  Crazy, right?
Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on February 23, 2015, 07:08:44 PM
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the fuck kind of girl wants to hang out with a dude for the first time on xbox live? that sounds terrible. id be avoiding that too.
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hahaha im so embarrassed by my xbox live account, i have over 100 friends and i use to be an achievement whore. So that might do me some bad

If Xbox is her outlet then she's probably a bit fucked up. This could go either way: a friend started dating this "gamer" chick who has a gaming website and is a complete agoraphobe. Apparently she is awesome in the sack, though.

I still had to help them get past some completely middling platforming in a God of War game so despite her anal aptitude I was turned off by her empty claims of "gaming cred".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on February 24, 2015, 12:21:59 AM
I am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her.


(http://www.broadcastitalia.it/Immagini/pinocchio.JPG)

That's horse shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Greg Road on February 24, 2015, 01:11:07 AM
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So yea the girl wants to play call of duty with me on xbox live. I am way more nervous playing xbox live with her than i am meeting her. She wanted to play last night but i got out of it by saying i was in the middle of a series.

I should clarify she doesn't want to come over my house to play call of duty or at least not tonight, she wants to play on xbox live like her at her house and me at my house. I kind hope she doesn't have a mic, i don't want to hear her voice for the first time over xbox.
It's official. I don't understand younger people anymore. Good luck with your XBox date. And somehow I feel like I'm the one coming out on top of all this Hahahahaha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 24, 2015, 06:55:22 AM
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(http://www.broadcastitalia.it/Immagini/pinocchio.JPG)

That's horse shit.

not really. i am way more comfortable with face to face, i hate texting or social media to get to know someone 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 24, 2015, 08:01:30 AM
so basically she wants to talk to him on the phone, but is just as nervous as he is, so she wants to use xbox live as common grounds for conversation. i dont get why everyone is so "holier-than-thou" over this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 24, 2015, 08:45:10 AM
I get where youre coming from Tobey, I'm sort of the same way I prefer face to face socializing way more than facebook/texting. I see talking to chicks in person sort of like getting thrown into a pool, if you end up panicing you drown, so it's best to just relax and try your best to float.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on February 24, 2015, 07:28:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5rceF.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JD on February 25, 2015, 11:43:59 AM
Been lurking this thread, so I guess I should post my most interesting story from tinder.

So a little before the beginning last summer me and my girlfriend took a break and I decided to hop on tinder. I ended up matching with this cute little asian girl and we started talking and she told me she was in the same University as me. I think nothing of it, as there's 60,000 other people who attend my university, so I don't have to worry about bumping into her. We talk for a little bit but we never get into anything super in-depth, just discussing our majors and other random shit. By the end of the summer, me and my girlfriend end up getting back together after she comes back from vacation and I delete tinder cause I obviously have no need for it anymore.

So now it's September, and my last year here in University. I needed to take an elective and since I was fluent in Japanese, I decided to take the beginner Japanese language course to get an easy GPA booster. First day of Japanese class and I'm pretty excited to start class and step all over these white people learning Nihongo for the first time. The teacher (who is actually really hot for a middle aged Japanese Woman) walks in talking to another student, who looks really, really familiar. It turns out to be that cute little asian girl who I matched with almost a month ago. Out of all the courses and the 6 tutorial classes, she ends up in my class. Our first time seeing each other we were both really tripped out, but during our first class we started getting to know each other some more. She's in third year and has been wanting to learn Japanese for a while now. We end up laughing and poking fun at all the other Weaboo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weaboo) kids in our class. She's actually cooler than she looks, I honestly thought with her whole vibe that she was gonna be a total bitch (she's one of those sheik asian girls).

Skip forward now, five months later. She's gotten back with one her old Ex's and we're still good friends. I help her out with particles in Japanese. She's also friends with my girlfriend now, after me and my ladyfriend bumped into her on campus.

Not really much of a juicy story, I mean no crazy shit really happened, I just find it kinda interesting meeting a person unexpectedly after meeting them on tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 25, 2015, 10:31:01 PM
Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 26, 2015, 12:02:57 AM
Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED

did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 26, 2015, 12:07:18 AM
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Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
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did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?


ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 26, 2015, 12:40:16 AM
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Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
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did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?
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ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above

Just curious how old are you?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 26, 2015, 12:57:25 AM
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Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
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did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?
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ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above
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Just curious how old are you?

22
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on February 26, 2015, 08:58:56 AM
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Just found out the 17 year old i was talking to turns 18 in July, not so stoked.....

Shes from New Jersey and the age of consent is 16 there, STOKED
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did you seriously look up age of consent just to see if you could fuck this minor without any legal repercussion?
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ummm yes, why does that make me weird or creepy or pathetic or all of the above
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Just curious how old are you?
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22
Damnit Tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 26, 2015, 10:17:16 AM
man poon is poon but you gotta be careful
in my experience(well not mine, but in the experience of those close to me) any chick under 18 who is willing to sleep with dudes 5 years older than them is NOT someone you wanna be fucking
you ever heard of dont stick your dick in crazy? this is the prime definition of crazy
plus, it is like heroin, you do it once and think "oh hey, i lived to see another day" then you might try it again in a week, and then it becomes more and more common then before you know it youre a junkie for that jail bait coochie

minors, not even once.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 26, 2015, 10:47:29 AM
Crazy bitches suck. The young ones will even bring their parents into it. Just watch out cause they are the type of girls to "accidentally" get pregnant with you just to get back at you for a lifetime.

(http://cdn.memestache.com/2013/3/5/memestache.com_292466_1362794403.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 26, 2015, 11:55:37 AM
My boy got locked down with a crazy younger chick.  Right when he started kinda talking to me about being over it in messages, which I know she reads, she was suddenly pregnant and now he's not goin anywhere.  He loves his kid and everything, but he is discontented with life and she controls his every move.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on February 26, 2015, 12:15:17 PM
Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 26, 2015, 05:51:45 PM
Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.

haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 26, 2015, 05:53:39 PM
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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me

i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 27, 2015, 09:24:57 AM
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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...

I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 27, 2015, 09:27:57 AM
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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
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I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 


yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on February 27, 2015, 10:04:07 AM
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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
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I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 

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yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
i should clarify
if she is on her period or some shit sometimes i still wanna make out but shes like "nah im on my period we cant fuck" when i made no advances besides sticking my tongue down her throat
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Post by: ill_Murray on February 27, 2015, 01:44:28 PM
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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
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I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 

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yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun

I've never met a chick who didn't take it as a compliment, they like knowing they cause that sort of reaction. 

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Moral of the story Tobey is that we all think you should do it.
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
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I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 

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yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
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i should clarify
if she is on her period or some shit sometimes i still wanna make out but shes like "nah im on my period we cant fuck" when i made no advances besides sticking my tongue down her throat

Not to be too antagonistic here but sticking your tongue down her throat is definitely an advance just by definition.  Don't trip if your chick does you the favor of clarifying things are out of service right off the bat.  Just make sure you're getting all up in there like this...

(http://i.imgur.com/ESkF176.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 02, 2015, 11:57:00 AM
Crazy bitches suck. The young ones will even bring their parents into it. Just watch out cause they are the type of girls to "accidentally" get pregnant with you just to get back at you for a lifetime.

(http://cdn.memestache.com/2013/3/5/memestache.com_292466_1362794403.jpg)


Actually had this happen with a 16 yr old I was sexting through email while I was around 19-21. Her dad called me and shit. I was nerved out but we kept it up for another couple months till it kinda faded.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on March 02, 2015, 12:50:58 PM
that picture is terrifying
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Post by: Willie on March 02, 2015, 04:35:05 PM
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haha who says im going to sleep with her? i probably won't cause shes 17 even though im allowed to but yeah i wouldn't feel right. But making out is fun to me
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i agree with you on this actually
its annoying when my girl thinks just cause i wanna make out i am trying to fuck
not everything is about busting a nut
just... most things...
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I find myself at the opposing end of this spectrum, as soon as those lips plant I'm already losing my sight from lack of blood flow upstairs. 

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yea im the same way, like i get hard pretty easily like just from snuggling up on the couch together which some girls find flattering but i would think they thought i was a huge creep. But i got use to a lot of make out seshs and they are pretty fun
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I've never met a chick who didn't take it as a compliment, they like knowing they cause that sort of reaction. 



I usually get the insta bone if it's the first time I've ever made out with that particular girl, but then I make out for too long and by the time she puts her hand in my pants my erection has taken a smoke break and she says, "what's wrong?" which is like the absolutely worst shit to hear.


There's a good quote from George C. Scott who apparently used to tell his female co-stars "I apologize if I get an erection, and I apologize if I don't."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 02, 2015, 05:25:04 PM
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Crazy bitches suck. The young ones will even bring their parents into it. Just watch out cause they are the type of girls to "accidentally" get pregnant with you just to get back at you for a lifetime.

(http://cdn.memestache.com/2013/3/5/memestache.com_292466_1362794403.jpg)

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Actually had this happen with a 16 yr old I was sexting through email while I was around 19-21. Her dad called me and shit. I was nerved out but we kept it up for another couple months till it kinda faded.

Yeah....it's not a good look. When young girls have their emotions get the best of them, they always bring their parents into it and the parent's first reaction is to either take legal action or just take it upon themselves to handle it their own way. At least if they are of age, they can't try to throw you in jail over some bullshit. My homie had that almost done to him with his ex. We're talking about a girl that sucks dick on the first date and will fuck without a condom because "she thinks she is in love". Then when things get sour, she practically accused my buddy of rape and her dad tried to throw my friend in jail.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 02, 2015, 11:42:38 PM
bad news you now have to start paying for more matches.




GOOD NEWS remember that 18 year old? some pals might remember more cause i sent them a picture, well im hanging out with her!!!

i guess that was only good news to me, oh well
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Post by: foureyedjim on March 03, 2015, 12:08:25 AM
i guess that was only good news to me, oh well

Nah, that means more stories for the thread.  It's definitely a win-win
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 05, 2015, 12:20:45 AM
so i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.

I have two options:

option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18

option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal

now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed

edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 05, 2015, 06:06:24 AM
Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pancake man on March 05, 2015, 07:03:53 AM
Tinder's ratings just plummeted hahaha

what it is now
(http://i.imgur.com/uA5mEFb.png)

What it used to be
(http://i.imgur.com/vT0NW1W.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 05, 2015, 07:35:01 AM
so i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.

I have two options:

option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18

option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal

now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed

edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them

I say go for it if it goes there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on March 05, 2015, 12:23:57 PM
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so i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.

I have two options:

option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18

option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal

now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed

edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them
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I say go for it if it goes there.
You got to realize that she's somebody's daughter.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on March 05, 2015, 02:04:44 PM
prophet Muhammed would have sex with 9 year olds Tobey, and I heard a lot of Muslim folk say he was  top notch guy.




but in all seriousness Tobey, go for it, it's not a big deal man.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on March 05, 2015, 05:29:36 PM
I've always been confused by the age of consent thing.  I thought anything under 18 was instant jail because they are a minor. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 05, 2015, 05:44:28 PM
I've always been confused by the age of consent thing.  I thought anything under 18 was instant jail because they are a minor. 

Depends on where you live:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xj8FGEr-3OM/TNlmR7vW8qI/AAAAAAAAAAg/q13wmncQU9c/s1600/map_us_age_of_consent.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on March 06, 2015, 09:26:06 AM
Grandpa Simpson walking in and out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 06, 2015, 09:57:41 AM
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so i kind of got carried away with the 17 year old we were kind getting in to some heated texts, i didn't really say anything creepy i would just say oh your being a bad girl and a bunch of winky faces. Well than she said wanna see? and i said yes than i remembered how old she was and sent another text saying "wait don't". She asked why and i said cause your 17. Than she got mad at me saying if age was a problem i should of never hit her up. Now when i first got matched up with her i just assume she would turn 18 soon cause shes a high school senior and you usually are 18 when your in that grade. Than she was basically saying she wanted to have sex with me and i said okay yeah im in to you too.

I have two options:

option A: hold on to this girl and make excuses to not hang out with her till shes 18

option B: I fuck her and feel like a huge creep about myself even though its legal

now in my experiences girls that are a little crazy are SO MUCH FUN in bed

edit: just because shes attracted to old men doesn't really make her crazy, girls rather date older men than them because they think we are more mature. Jokes on them
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I say go for it if it goes there.
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You got to realize that she's somebody's daughter.

and the sky is blue and we all love to skateboard.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 06, 2015, 11:05:35 AM
But what really is "blue?"








and what really is "13?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on March 06, 2015, 11:42:03 AM
i've seen a goddess with amazing boobs today at the local walmart, fuck tinder !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on March 08, 2015, 04:16:20 AM
Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.
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Post by: posguy on March 09, 2015, 09:37:02 AM
But what really is "blue?"



Especially in this day and age when everything is open to interpretation...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 09, 2015, 11:31:55 AM
i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 09, 2015, 11:35:02 AM
i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.


tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.
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Post by: Prince Nelson on March 09, 2015, 12:25:21 PM
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Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.
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Post by: tobey on March 09, 2015, 04:49:21 PM
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i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.
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tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.

ABD 5 years ago
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Post by: VHS on March 09, 2015, 07:27:31 PM
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tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.
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ABD 5 years ago

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on March 10, 2015, 01:34:13 PM
I completely lost my tinder game... haven't had a single new match in 2 weeks and Im not even picky.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GoodguyEh on March 11, 2015, 02:40:43 PM
Saw a girl on tinder named Arnold. Her dad must really not want guys to try and fuck her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on March 11, 2015, 08:41:42 PM
well you know what you gotta do, you gotta fuck her and him.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 11, 2015, 09:22:31 PM
Meeting up with a bisexual chick tomorrow night. Shes only been with two dudes and she said it was terrible. Hopefully i wont be another one
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 12, 2015, 12:15:05 AM
If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on March 12, 2015, 12:17:58 AM
If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"



No, the polite thing to do is share them with your Slap Pals.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 12, 2015, 12:19:11 AM
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No, the polite thing to do is share them with your Slap Pals.


Hey i sent you the ones last time!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on March 12, 2015, 02:43:11 PM
Saw a girl on tinder named Arnold. Her dad must really not want guys to try and fuck her
Try to get Gerald and Helga into the mix
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 12, 2015, 10:21:11 PM
So the bisexual girl ignored me all tonight, wish she sent good photos or i will be sending them to some pals but they arent worth it. Now i was plan on drinking tonight so i didn't take my meds so i felt extra shitty tonight so i just went to the beer place picked up a case and went home. Ended having phone sex with another girl so it wasn't that bad of a night

Edit: and i guess i have a big dick? i don't know the girls i sent it to said i was big but i just thought they were being nice but the only dicks i have seen really is from porn and i never actually measured my dick so yeah i guess i have okay size dick
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sweat stains on March 13, 2015, 12:36:10 AM
post a dick
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Post by: pencil on March 13, 2015, 11:33:26 AM
post a dick

abudabi

edit: thought you said post a pussy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 14, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?
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Post by: dillanharp on March 14, 2015, 11:45:17 PM
So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?

What the fuck Tobey?
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Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 12:39:18 AM
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So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?
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What the fuck Tobey?

Well im taking in consideration what everyone said about her when i first posted about her. She can't try to trap a dead man in to having a baby with her or she can't get her parents to hit me up when she thinks im dead.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 15, 2015, 12:58:41 AM
Are you for real Tobey? holy shit
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Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 01:06:49 AM
Are you for real Tobey? holy shit

Maybe not at first but i just asked my friend if he would help me with that status and he said yes. I mean i don't mind lying to slap if i do this or not but i already told my friend and can't let him think im a fuc boi now
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Post by: KING TUT on March 15, 2015, 02:10:23 AM
That shit is fool proof Tobey. If you end up changing your mind you can always pull the old twin brother routine as well.
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Post by: foureyedjim on March 15, 2015, 02:14:51 AM
I'm laughing but inside I'm sad for you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on March 15, 2015, 03:47:59 AM
I mean i don't mind lying to slap if i do this or not but i already told my friend and can't let him think im a fuc boi now

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1371421_o.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on March 15, 2015, 09:23:28 AM
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So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?
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What the fuck Tobey?
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Well im taking in consideration what everyone said about her when i first posted about her. She can't try to trap a dead man in to having a baby with her or she can't get her parents to hit me up when she thinks im dead.
Oh, well in that case....

Don't ever hang out with the girl. You should probably not talk to her anymore either. Man the fuck up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 15, 2015, 10:41:30 AM
wow ok
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Prince Nelson on March 15, 2015, 11:15:57 AM
Tobey, you are the worst kind of person. You're literally saying you're scared to break up with a teenager. Grow the fuck up and stop being a creep.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 15, 2015, 12:06:55 PM
Tobey, I'm not really sure where to begin, so let me get this straight...

You're interested in a 17-year-old girl on Tinder. Red flag number one. Hang out with girls your age. It's better on all levels. Friendship is fine, but it's clear that's not what you're looking for.

You take selective advice from an internet message board that she's going to get dangerously clingy, and ignore advice that you're exhibiting some potentially predatory behavior. This is compounded upon every time you've ignored reasonable advice in favor of some weird solution you've rationalized in your head.

Your solution is to FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH. Never mind any fear you might cause to your family or friends, and never mind any trauma you might inflict upon this girl by suddenly "dying" after sticking it to her, maybe even after being her first, what's important is getting away clean by FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH.

This is all due to your completely nutsballs rationalization that she's crazy. Not you. Her. The 17-year-old girl who is interested in an older guy. Not the 22-year-old who is prepared to FAKE HIS OWN DEATH to get some underage pussy.

This is classic delusional behavior. Everybody else is crazy. Not you. The fact that we even need to explain to you why this is a series of completely awful ideas is clear enough that you are consistently making bad decisions. I say this with utmost sincerity that you should be looking for solutions in a therapist's office. Not Tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 12:40:32 PM
tobey, i'm balls enough to admit i've faked my death. circumstances were different [i was trying to get around a restraining order] but whatever. sometimes a man just has to..... disappear. i think it's a great idea unless you bump into her at the carnival, she'll see a gost!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on March 15, 2015, 01:11:05 PM
Whenever a plan includes faking your own death , you know you have lost the game of life
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 01:16:06 PM
Whenever a plan includes faking your own death , you know you have lost the game of life
nah, faking life is when you're lost
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 15, 2015, 02:22:24 PM
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Whenever a plan includes faking your own death , you know you have lost the game of life
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nah, faking life is when you're lost

passes joint
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on March 15, 2015, 03:41:11 PM
how did you die shark tits? or not die. you know what i mean.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 03:44:56 PM
how did you die shark tits? or not die. you know what i mean.

heh, i was flying to south carolina to see a bird and before i went i just told someone to post on myspace RIP so he wrote 'too bad that your plane went down' or some nonsense. every time i've died in real life it's been heroin mixed w/ alcohol or benzos though, prolly would've been a better story.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on March 15, 2015, 03:48:39 PM
hahahaha, plane crash has gotta be the most easily verified fake story you could give.
thats like saying you died taking a bullet for the president or something lol.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 15, 2015, 03:51:38 PM
yeah, my pals are tardy for the short bus
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on March 15, 2015, 04:15:13 PM
i faked my grandmas death once cause i slept through a midterm she died like a year later hehe
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 04:46:28 PM
yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right? i always tell the girls when im hanging out with them that im not looking for anything serious but i will still hang out with though if they want to and maybe that will change my mind about being in a relationship with them
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 15, 2015, 05:29:33 PM
Are you for real Tobey? holy shit

Did you forget who you were talking to ???
Rhetorical question right there if you ask me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 15, 2015, 07:05:05 PM
Weekend at Tobey's ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sweat stains on March 15, 2015, 07:13:20 PM
I'm laughing but inside I'm sad for you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 07:48:42 PM
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yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?
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yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something.  C'mon tobey.  You weren't kidding at all.  You even had a friend lined up to help you out.

If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status

edit: also never told anyone about this idea, i thought if you say fuc boi it would be taken as a joke on here?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Prince Nelson on March 15, 2015, 08:01:08 PM
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yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?
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yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something.  C'mon tobey.  You weren't kidding at all.  You even had a friend lined up to help you out.
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If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status

and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say
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Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 08:07:04 PM
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yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?
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yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something.  C'mon tobey.  You weren't kidding at all.  You even had a friend lined up to help you out.
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If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status
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and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say

How am i trying to boost my self esteem? get right call me a creep or something like that but i honestly don't care if i hang out with this girl or not, thats why i said in my original post that im going to wait till she turns 18 but i guess people missed that.
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Post by: Prince Nelson on March 15, 2015, 08:13:33 PM
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yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?
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yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something.  C'mon tobey.  You weren't kidding at all.  You even had a friend lined up to help you out.
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If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status
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and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say
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How am i trying to boost my self esteem? get right call me a creep or something like that but i honestly don't care if i hang out with this girl or not, thats why i said in my original post that im going to wait till she turns 18 but i guess people missed that.

Motherfucker, you are delusional. You are on Tinder looking for NSA sex, which is nothing but a self esteem boost if you manage to get some.
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Post by: tobey on March 15, 2015, 08:15:49 PM
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yeah um you guys do know i was mainly joking about that, right?
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yeah um you know that this is exactly what people say when other people call them out for something.  C'mon tobey.  You weren't kidding at all.  You even had a friend lined up to help you out.
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If i was going to fake my death i would go out guns blazing not just a facebook status
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and that's exactly what a pussy fuckboy like you that tries to fuck 17 year olds for a self esteem boost would say
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How am i trying to boost my self esteem? get right call me a creep or something like that but i honestly don't care if i hang out with this girl or not, thats why i said in my original post that im going to wait till she turns 18 but i guess people missed that.
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Motherfucker, you are delusional. You are on Tinder looking for NSA sex, which is nothing but a self esteem boost if you manage to get some.

Yea i guess that could be right i mean everyone is on tinder to feel better about themselves just like if you have a social media account you could say they same thing about that. I thought you meant i was trying to make me feel better about myself for fucking a 17 year old girl, which i am not
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on March 16, 2015, 08:35:41 AM
hahahaha, plane crash has gotta be the most easily verified fake story you could give.
thats like saying you died taking a bullet for the president or something lol.

(http://clubecandoca.com.br/images/funny-confused-look-i4.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on March 16, 2015, 12:17:20 PM
Oh man Tobey!  You went from hero to zero in this thread.  Go redeem yourself by hooking up with a 50 year old tinder couger to balance this age thing out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on March 16, 2015, 12:34:50 PM
I wonder if out of all the tinder threads on the internet this could be the most sad and depressing.. How about we change the direction and leave Tobey behind for a bit? Has anyone tried any of the ridiculous ones popping up on late night infomercials such as Ashley Madison, the dating app for married men looking for a discreet mistress? There's gotta be way more insane dating apps some of ya'll have tried...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: floop on March 16, 2015, 01:06:47 PM
can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?
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Post by: abudabi on March 16, 2015, 05:27:21 PM
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hahahaha, plane crash has gotta be the most easily verified fake story you could give.
thats like saying you died taking a bullet for the president or something lol.
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(http://clubecandoca.com.br/images/funny-confused-look-i4.jpg)
i understand this was poorly written, but you are actually dumb if you can't figure out what im saying here.

edit: also i was high as fuck when i wrote that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on March 16, 2015, 06:00:55 PM
can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?
got a non-regular non-underaged date tonight.

basically Im not tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on March 16, 2015, 06:20:04 PM
all you guys in here pumping up tobey the last month or so, what did you expect? he isn't some normal person, he has deep seeded problems and isn't ready  for false confidence yet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 16, 2015, 08:01:37 PM
do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on March 18, 2015, 12:07:28 AM
i understand this was poorly written, but you are actually dumb if you can't figure out what im saying here.

edit: also i was high as fuck when i wrote that
if you know it's nonsense, why would you expect people to understand it?

people that use pot for an excuse are classic. Pass the Doritos, pal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on March 18, 2015, 08:00:56 AM
its not nonsense, its a simple point that was understood by the person it was directed at.
i dont care if the guy who butts into the conversation understands.
i dont give half a shit about your views on pot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS on March 18, 2015, 10:56:58 AM
Ah well. Anyways, no problem, humans were designed with flaws.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RUNMjeESM9g/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 18, 2015, 02:31:31 PM
can we get back to hearing about good stories, and pics?

(http://www.troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/hear-hear-good-sir.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nanda Zinger on March 18, 2015, 08:59:13 PM
do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously
i used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.
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Post by: tobey on March 18, 2015, 09:53:50 PM
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do you think im like only talking to the 17 year old? i don't even text her im hanging out with the girl that sent me pictures next week. The only reason i wanted to hang out with the barely legal chick was cause she was the only black girl i got matched up with but im not desperate enough to fuck her while shes 17 so thats why i said im going to wait till shes 18. I thought i said a funny thing i mean i said it many time i don't take social media seriously and slap is one thing i don't take seriously. I appreciate the pals that do give me advice when i ask for it but damn you guys do take this shit seriously
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i used to think your exploits were funny and interesting to read. Now agree you are delusional and hella weird. I currently date a 24 year old girl I met online, so the online dating part doesn't bother me. But FA KING YOUR DEATH IS FUCKING DISTURBING. Playing with people's emotions like that is WACK AS FUCK. Especially when it's just so you can penetrate this 17 year old girl. My fam is in Town which includes my 17 year old cousin. I would slap the shit out of you duke if you tried some shit with her. Hopefully you do try to persue this and get slapped the fuck up by her dad before you can do what you want, cosby.

why do people quote me if they don't actually read my post, ill highlight the stuff

edit: also don't try to act tough over the internet, that was so 2006
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 18, 2015, 10:13:42 PM
she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it? i never ended things with a girl before, i mean i can ignore her but i hate it when i get constantly ignored by people and i think that would make her feel more shitty about herself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on March 19, 2015, 03:12:14 AM
Tobey, delete your tinder. Delete yourself.
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Post by: tobey on March 19, 2015, 08:06:59 AM
Tobey, delete your tinder. Delete yourself.

or i could just not post in this thread, gave some people some laughs others well not so much
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on March 19, 2015, 09:46:19 AM
Saying your potential scam was a joke is convenient considering the reaction you received. I wonder whether it would be if you'd gotten a thumbs up?

I'm burned out. You remind me of other people I've known. You ask for help, seem to be taking advice, but do the same things you've always done. Then you act surprised when people are repulsed by your behavior. That's your choice. But don't be surprised when people stop encouraging you.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybzi1p1891rnvmiko1_500.jpg)

What I've said has been 100% consistent: garbage in, garbage out. If you're playing these goofy little games, chasing children and women you're not interested in, you won't be happy with your results. Personal growth is a long process that takes a deep commitment. You're not committed. Your behavior is infantile and selfish, and you'll still be eating rancid leftovers as long as you stick to this bullshit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 19, 2015, 10:11:55 AM
^if people actually liked it i probably would have said " hahahah that would be a funny thing to do but i couldn't do that". But seriously can people stop asking me questions in this thread? Start posting stories and stop beating a dead horse
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on March 19, 2015, 10:31:00 AM
But is the horse really dead or did it fake it's own death?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 19, 2015, 10:46:52 AM
Saying your potential scam was a joke is convenient considering the reaction you received. I wonder whether it would be if you'd gotten a thumbs up?

I'm burned out. You remind me of other people I've known. You ask for help, seem to be taking advice, but do the same things you've always done. Then you act surprised when people are repulsed by your behavior. That's your choice. But don't be surprised when people stop encouraging you.

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybzi1p1891rnvmiko1_500.jpg)

What I've said has been 100% consistent: garbage in, garbage out. If you're playing these goofy little games, chasing children and women you're not interested in, you won't be happy with your results. Personal growth is a long process that takes a deep commitment. You're not committed. Your behavior is infantile and selfish, and you'll still be eating rancid leftovers as long as you stick to this bullshit.

Tobey, some life advice. Put down the tinder, pick up your skateboard and start a internet bookmark collection of Pornhub, RedTube, Xvideos, etc. You won't be worrying about underage or possibly illegal teens and you won't have to fake your death to stop talking to someone.

Also whatever happened to straight up telling someone "hey I don't think we should talk or whatever" be a decent person and have the courage to be straightforward with your intentions. Not necessarily directed at you Tobey, just an observation.
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Post by: JB on March 19, 2015, 10:59:30 AM
lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.  ;)
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Post by: posguy on March 19, 2015, 11:28:05 AM
lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.  ;)

Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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Post by: JB on March 19, 2015, 12:12:11 PM
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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.  ;)
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage


wifi. duh.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on March 19, 2015, 01:41:54 PM
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(http://www.troll.me/images/joseph-ducreux/hear-hear-good-sir.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 19, 2015, 05:08:20 PM
she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it?

Yes.

Any of you guys find people whose pictures are from their wedding day? Got one today. That makes it at least four.
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Post by: @thewilleasley on March 19, 2015, 05:37:41 PM
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(http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?action=dlattach&topic=76337.0&attach=11454&image)

ayo if yall wanna turn this into a Monica Alvarez Appreciation thread I wouldn't even be mad. niggas out here thirsty as hell for pics of who OTHER niggas are fuckin with, as if its that hard to DL a free app & see for themselves. Way too many people taking L's in this thread right now lol.

(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/e15/11055983_350027898531739_127125132_n.jpg)
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 19, 2015, 05:44:27 PM
That's 13th Witnesses's chick.


(http://fkn-famous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2014-02-05-vn3.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on March 20, 2015, 08:41:05 PM
I'm thinking I might need to bite the bullet and get on Tinder. Unfortunately, I don't have a smart phone so I'd have to use the iPad my kids use for watching cartoons and playing Dora video games.

I feel like this could cause problems...
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Post by: essal on March 21, 2015, 05:52:10 PM
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she is getting pretty creepy on social media though, she likes everything i do. I am just thinking just to end it saying " Hey you look like your on tinder to find a relationship and im not, i think we should just never meet up because i might hurt your feelings even more"

Is that a good way to end it?
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Yes.

Any of you guys find people whose pictures are from their wedding day? Got one today. That makes it at least four.
All the fucking time.
Best one read "I'm happily married to my husband, we have 2 kids and 1 dog. Life is perfect. Not looking for hook ups"
It's like she had no clue about what tinder is about, and she haven't liked me back so I can't ask her...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 23, 2015, 07:25:16 AM
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.

Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.
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Post by: Yushin Okami on March 23, 2015, 08:24:25 AM
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.
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Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.

If you're about to beat off somewhere that does not have wifi you should probably reconsider your decision and just wait until you get home.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 27, 2015, 02:12:05 PM
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lubetube.com is also a pretty solid site for mobile FYI.� ;)
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Mobile can be tough though cause of data usage
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wifi. duh.
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Wi-fi isn't everywhere and not necessarily free.
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If you're about to beat off somewhere that does not have wifi you should probably reconsider your decision and just wait until you get home.


haha very true
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 30, 2015, 12:02:15 AM
yeah fuck you guys

met up witht his 18 year old friday night. she is from my area so it was no problem picking her up we went to dinner i had a beer than went back to my house. We watched an episode of the new netflix show unbreakable kimmy schmidt which was funny than i noticed she was like scratching the label off her beer you know like when people get nervous they do that shit. So i was like why are you nervous? she said she has social anxiety and i was like well i know how to make you feel better, we started making out hard on the couch took her top off and BAM her nipples are pierced she was like sitting on top of me so i picked her up while her legs were around me and carried her to my room and when we got to my room i kind of tried to get a better grip on her ass so i lifted her up a little and her head hit the ceiling, we laughed than i threw her on my bed and i was about to eat her out but she said she just wanted my dick. which made me bummed cause no girl has ever let me eat them out! so we fucked made her cum yadda yadda she left
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: arthurspooner on March 30, 2015, 10:21:13 AM
Went out with this girl yesterday. We had been texting for like 2ish weeks because she was back home for break. I am fucking terrible at texting, but we were really grooving. I actually enjoyed texting her and she seemed the same. It was rad because she was kinda forward. She asks if I wanted to hang out once she gets back to school etc. Fast forward to yesterday, I pick her up (she doesn't have a car) and we go get some coffee. She was really cute. Even better looking than her pictures led her on to be. She also had a super pretty voice, like Scarlett Johansson almost. I thought things went pretty much as fine as a first "date" can go especially from meeting her through an app. So, I don't know what will happen from here. I kind of have a feeling things won't go anywhere. But it was a nice little confidence and self-esteem boaster for me. Plus, I've been texting this other girl, so we'll see what happens.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 03, 2015, 06:14:17 AM
Finally hung out with the girl that sent me pictures last night and i had the best time. I took her to wing night cause i was tired taking girls to the same place so i thought i would change it up. Wings were top notch and i got a six pack on the way out, yards ipa (where you at PAWL!). We go back to my house and watch the movie Baseketball, she loves south park and never seen that movie and we both laughed our asses off while making out a little. Than we watched the new season of trailer park boys which i didnt pay attention at all cause i was to busy in the zone so we start having sex on the couch and my couch is small so like my feet are coming off the damn thing so i suggested we go to the bed room. I got her off and hers a twist.... I GOT OFF TOO. Than we just watched some garfunkel and oates and some youtube clips of the new late late show host. Than we went to sleep at 3 am and i had to get up at 7 for class she didn't mind that and shes been texting since she got home that she had super fun and that she really wants to do it again which i am hyped
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on April 03, 2015, 09:18:23 AM
I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?
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Post by: n0torious on April 03, 2015, 12:30:01 PM
I thought this thread was for pics and not your guys' boring ass stories?

Do you ever get sick of posting this over and over? Or is it satisfying being ignored? There's porn elsewhere on the internet, or so I'm told. There's Boobs and Asses threads stickied in this very section. So the next time you want to shame someone for telling a story about a date, do everyone a favor and go there. Or, say the same shit again, that works too, I guess. Math is hard!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on April 03, 2015, 12:37:57 PM
I thought this thread was for pics and not whiny fuccbois who care too much about meeeeeeee....

Fuck you, chump.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on April 03, 2015, 12:46:14 PM
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Do you ever get sick of posting this over and over? Or is it satisfying being ignored? There's porn elsewhere on the internet, or so I'm told. There's Boobs and Asses threads stickied in this very section. So the next time you want to shame someone for telling a story about a date, do everyone a favor and go there. Or, say the same shit again, that works too, I guess. Math is hard!

"Or so I'm told." HAHA Do you just beat off to Tobey's fuck stories on here or what? Is that why you're so upset at me for fucking up your spank thread? Fucking ignore me then dickhead, you're nobody.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 03, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
I don't know if you've been paying attention to n0torious' posts but he is VERY mature!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 03, 2015, 06:26:21 PM
If you have snapchat, just add "noodstory", and look at those photos when you read a tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on April 03, 2015, 06:47:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNOOdm1l.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 03, 2015, 07:54:39 PM
If your not willing to post your own photos of your significant other than you should stop asking others to post photos
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on April 03, 2015, 09:10:24 PM
Aw Tobey got his nut now he's in love. Shut the fuck up, a week ago you were trying to fake your own death to avoid a high schooler.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 03, 2015, 09:11:13 PM
never said i was in love im just saying if you wont do it why ask others to do it? what do we get out of it?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on April 03, 2015, 11:17:05 PM
You guys must take this tinder shit seriously. Feelings all hurt, acting like I'm the only one that's ever said anything about pics.


Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 03, 2015, 11:23:47 PM
^ Na your definitely not the only one who does it and you never asked me photos before thats why i sent you the picture of that girl cause you didn't bug me about like many other people did

edit: also i haven't got better pictures than that and im not going to share them with people if i can't top the last one
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 04, 2015, 03:52:19 PM
I don't know if you've been paying attention to n0torious' posts but he is VERY mature!

Ahahaha, thanks for that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on April 15, 2015, 08:18:57 PM
the woman from this popped up on mine yesterday:

Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8#)

no match (yet)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on April 16, 2015, 05:53:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNOOdm1l.jpg)
gnar
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 17, 2015, 09:29:54 AM
I met a girl on Tinder, and on the second date we ended up back at my place. Vibe was really good. When we kissed, I knew immediately the sex was going to be really good. Things progressed, she asked me if I had a condom, and we started fucking. It was great, as expected. We were switching positions and there was a giant wet spot in the middle of the bed. She asked me if I came and I told her the condom was still on. Ergo, I made her squirt, apparently her first time. I was chill about it but she flipped her shit, threw on her clothes, and practically ran out the door. We texted a bit afterwards and she said she couldn't see me again. I've had my fair share of bizarre dating experiences but this one was high up there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on April 17, 2015, 08:59:17 PM
I met a girl on Tinder, and on the second date we ended up back at my place. Vibe was really good. When we kissed, I knew immediately the sex was going to be really good. Things progressed, she asked me if I had a condom, and we started fucking. It was great, as expected. We were switching positions and there was a giant wet spot in the middle of the bed. She asked me if I came and I told her the condom was still on. Ergo, I made her squirt, apparently her first time. I was chill about it but she flipped her shit, threw on her clothes, and practically ran out the door. We texted a bit afterwards and she said she couldn't see me again. I've had my fair share of bizarre dating experiences but this one was high up there.

sounds to me like that was some other kind of bodily fluid and she was embarrassed about it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 17, 2015, 10:00:20 PM
tinder got an update like i can see girl's instagram's photos in their bio, so i guess thats good?

I am hanging out with he same girl as last time next week, she really likes. She told me that a lot of times which i found weird cause we only hung out once and shes not that much younger than me shes 19 and im turning 23 next month so 4 years isn't really that bad but i still feel kind of like a creep. I mean i like hanging out with her shes fun and pretty cute but i don't know, do people find a connection with the first time meeting someone? I never got close to really any girl i have been with, the max amount of times i hung out with the same girl was 4 times. Its not like i got bored with them or maybe i did but they are usually the ones who end it. But i feel like this is all way to early to tell and i kind of shrug it off whenever she says she likes me, i usually say " I'll believe it when you break my record of only hanging out with the same girl 4 times" and she says shes going to break it but still im not getting my hopes up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 17, 2015, 11:43:40 PM
She just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 18, 2015, 03:16:17 PM
sounds to me like that was some other kind of bodily fluid and she was embarrassed about it.

Haha, I looked it up and checked it out, it was the squirt.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hash Slinging Slasher on April 23, 2015, 08:22:40 AM
She just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose
ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 23, 2015, 09:13:27 AM
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ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.

hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on April 23, 2015, 09:17:51 AM
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ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.


that is pretty funny.

but shes probably just trying to connect with you on some of your interests, but since she knows nothing about skating she picked out something kooky. maybe turn it around and show her a video or something that you do like and point out the differences. you could cut her loose, but it sounds like she likes you and shes trying to get involved with something you like. thats gotta count for something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 23, 2015, 09:25:27 AM
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ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.
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that is pretty funny.

but shes probably just trying to connect with you on some of your interests, but since she knows nothing about skating she picked out something kooky. maybe turn it around and show her a video or something that you do like and point out the differences. you could cut her loose, but it sounds like she likes you and shes trying to get involved with something you like. thats gotta count for something.

you might have missed my post i posted it right before you just quoted that be we hung out last night read the details in my post right before yours, but yeah i told her to follow Daewon and i think she did but yeah shes knows im pretty decent on a skateboard she follows me on instagram and she always says its "hot" when ever i post a new trick. She shops a zumiez though and i told her theres a skateshop in her area thats legit and they just moved walking distance from her house so shes probably going to check it out or else ill keep making fun of her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: smokecrack on April 23, 2015, 04:33:57 PM
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She just tagged me in one of those revive dudes videos on instagram, time to cut her loose
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ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.
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hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz

wait, what?

does this mean you've been raw-doggin these hoes this whole time, Tobes?

say it ain't so, my guy. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on April 23, 2015, 04:45:20 PM
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ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT: ABORT MISSION.
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hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz
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wait, what?

does this mean you've been raw-doggin these hoes this whole time, Tobes?

say it ain't so, my guy. 

Dammit Tobey, you can't be pointing your biological gun at humanity like that. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 23, 2015, 06:17:40 PM
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hahaha i hung out with her last night and it was fun. We ate than got a six pack each went back to my house and watched two trailer park movies, she really wanted me to watch swearnet? i think thats what its called its with the dudes from trailer park boys but isn't about TPB but it was really funny. When that was done i said wanna watch tv in my room? she said yes and than it was on, i put on that 70s show and than did foreplay, it was all about her than i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her. I didn't even last for the full episode which im stoked cause i have a problem with getting off but not with her, fuck i think i like her. When i was done i realized the condom wasnt on me anymore but i was like hanging out of her pussy and i told her and we kind of had that "oh shit" moment than she just said ill go pick up a plan b pill tomorrow so hopefully that works. We went to bed at 3 am woke up at 7 said our good byes than i went to class and took a quiz
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wait, what?

does this mean you've been raw-doggin these hoes this whole time, Tobes?

say it ain't so, my guy. 
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Dammit Tobey, you can't be pointing your biological gun at humanity like that. 

Na most of the time the girls would bring the condoms, but yeah some of them i didn't wear a condom mainly because i could never cum before but now that im been able to i think i should start condom shopping 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on April 23, 2015, 06:24:08 PM
you're a young guy.  you've got a long wonderful road ahead of you.  keep your dick intact.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on April 23, 2015, 06:26:06 PM
http://www.condomdepot.com (http://www.condomdepot.com)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 24, 2015, 08:51:58 AM
I highly recommend Trojan Ecstasy. Lubed on both sides, goes on very comfortably.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 24, 2015, 01:55:03 PM
yo my dude fits magnums, were u guys not paying attention?

tobey have you ever been tested for a sex disease?  now that yer pumping chicks regularly, and often without a condom, you need to get on that shit like bimonthly.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 24, 2015, 05:49:16 PM
yo my dude fits magnums, were u guys not paying attention?

tobey have you ever been tested for a sex disease?  now that yer pumping chicks regularly, and often without a condom, you need to get on that shit like bimonthly.

first part made me laugh and i guess i should get on that, would i just go to like an urgent care place or do i have to make an appointment with like a doctor?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 24, 2015, 06:33:29 PM
first part made me laugh and i guess i should get on that, would i just go to like an urgent care place or do i have to make an appointment with like a doctor?

free clinic bby
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 24, 2015, 06:39:11 PM
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free clinic bby

im probably going to go tomorrow just to get it over and done with, thanks!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on April 25, 2015, 01:43:38 AM
word around town ...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 25, 2015, 02:16:34 AM
God damn I haven't been on this thread in awhile and just caught up. So much happened in like 5 pages and of course it was all about Tobey. I love the many hints you put in your posts to say that you have a big dick. It's always very subtle but it's in a lot of them.

But man I wish I had tinder when I was younger, could of had way better stories growing up. Trying to hook up with chicks through msn messenger was a lot of work.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 25, 2015, 02:49:36 AM
God damn I haven't been on this thread in awhile and just caught up. So much happened in like 5 pages and of course it was all about Tobey. I love the many hints you put in your posts to say that you have a big dick. It's always very subtle but it's in a lot of them.

But man I wish I had tinder when I was younger, could of had way better stories growing up. Trying to hook up with chicks through msn messenger was a lot of work.

i used to bang so many random girls off AIM, I miss those days, if Tinder is easier than that Im surprised all yall dont got AIDS.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 26, 2015, 12:19:49 AM
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my friend looked at my tinder one night at the skate park and said i had really long bio, basically i put i had the worst tattoos and i lost weight since my photos. I think this new bio will get me some more matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skate_bored on April 26, 2015, 06:32:23 AM
If you can make them laugh you're in.

Also don't go to the free clinic, make an appointment with a regular doctor. The free clinic, unless something has changed, will use the cheaper and older route of sticking a swab in your pee hole. I went to my regular doctor the one time I was tested and they said they don't use that method anymore, and I only had to piss in a cup and have a few viles of blood drawn.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 26, 2015, 06:43:41 AM
If you can make them laugh you're in.

Also don't go to the free clinic, make an appointment with a regular doctor. The free clinic, unless something has changed, will use the cheaper and older route of sticking a swab in your pee hole. I went to my regular doctor the one time I was tested and they said they don't use that method anymore, and I only had to piss in a cup and have a few viles of blood drawn.

yea i just realized i have a blood subscription from my psychiatrist so im going tomorrow to a legit place
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 26, 2015, 09:54:56 PM
If you can make them laugh you're in.

Also don't go to the free clinic, make an appointment with a regular doctor. The free clinic, unless something has changed, will use the cheaper and older route of sticking a swab in your pee hole. I went to my regular doctor the one time I was tested and they said they don't use that method anymore, and I only had to piss in a cup and have a few viles of blood drawn.

The swab in the urethra is brutal and should be avoided.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yu Dum on April 27, 2015, 10:15:18 AM
I've met a few girls on Tinder, but I can't spit game. It never goes further than just hanging out, but that's because I'm lame as fuck and have a hard time talking to people that I've just met.
Anyone have any advice for me?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 27, 2015, 12:05:03 PM
I've met a few girls on Tinder, but I can't spit game. It never goes further than just hanging out, but that's because I'm lame as fuck and have a hard time talking to people that I've just met.
Anyone have any advice for me?

You're second guessing out of the gate. Relax and accept yourself. Nobody's perfect - there are always opportunities for self improvement. The first thing women look for is confidence. If you're not on your team, they won't join either. Be positive. Most exchanges with girls go nowhere, and that's not the end of the world. Rain or shine, good or bad, stay upbeat and centered. When someone acts interested, don't get too wound up, and when they blow you off, don't take it personally. People like being around someone who has nice things to say, asks questions, and enjoys life. Start from there, and the girl stuff will fix itself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 28, 2015, 08:38:57 PM
So i think the girl is over me because she slept over last time and my mom got bummed she did and said she can't sleepover again( just for now), i told her this and she cancelled on me this thursday night. She was pretty drunk last time so i said you can sleep over which i didnt think it was a big deal but my mom explained she didn't want that which i understand. Its not like shes never allowed to sleepover again i told her we just have to hang out a couple of times without her sleeping over and shes like barely talking to me now. I would understand if the drive was far for her but she lives 25 minutes away and she was saying like but she would be wasting gas if she just hung out with me for the night. I thought you would be wasting the same amount a gas if you stayed over. I just think she doesn't want to hang out with me sober or something, i think she might feel awkward or whatever. Well back to my grind
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on April 29, 2015, 09:41:55 AM
damn I didn't even consider that, yeah, you're bringing these girls back to your moms house.  tough break b, i guess it wasn't meant to be.

go buy some goddam condoms.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Shimmy Johnson on April 29, 2015, 11:25:16 AM
So i think the girl is over me because she slept over last time and my mom got bummed she did and said she can't sleepover again( just for now), i told her this and she cancelled on me this thursday night. She was pretty drunk last time so i said you can sleep over which i didnt think it was a big deal but my mom explained she didn't want that which i understand. Its not like shes never allowed to sleepover again i told her we just have to hang out a couple of times without her sleeping over and shes like barely talking to me now. I would understand if the drive was far for her but she lives 25 minutes away and she was saying like but she would be wasting gas if she just hung out with me for the night. I thought you would be wasting the same amount a gas if you stayed over. I just think she doesn't want to hang out with me sober or something, i think she might feel awkward or whatever. Well back to my grind

I think it might have to do a little bit more with your mom setting requirements about how many dates you need to have before they can sleep over.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on April 29, 2015, 12:36:00 PM
I think it might have to do a little bit more with your mom setting requirements about how many dates you need to have before they can sleep over.

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Andrew on April 29, 2015, 03:25:20 PM
God damn I haven't been on this thread in awhile and just caught up. So much happened in like 5 pages and of course it was all about Tobey. I love the many hints you put in your posts to say that you have a big dick. It's always very subtle but it's in a lot of them.


i tried to put the condom on and it was to small i guess i picked the wrong size (i never bought condoms before). First one broke just by try putting it on than i got another one and it wouldn't go all the way down but i just said fuck it and put my dick inside her.

yeah really subtle tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on April 29, 2015, 06:12:17 PM
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fuck hahahaha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 29, 2015, 06:27:19 PM
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fuck hahahaha

hahahah, but yeah thats probably it but its whatever now i doubt ill be seeing her again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 29, 2015, 06:30:12 PM
Cut the shit tobey how big is your dumbass cock? Length AND girth, stupid.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 29, 2015, 06:51:00 PM
Cut the shit tobey how big is your dumbass cock? Length AND girth, stupid.

Your wish is my command. I remembered reading this awhile ago and thought it was weird how in detail he went to tell us all about his size. It's pretty sad to think that somewhere in my brain it's storing that someone on a skateboard forum told everyone the size of their penis. Maybe that's one of the reason why people think I'm so weird.

so i decided to measure my dick tonight because the dick pictures i have been sending out i have been getting some good comments. I always thought i had a small dick because i remember being in high school and taking showers after gym class and if you said you never peaked in the locker room than you are the faggot, and i just remember being super bummed. Well i was 5'8 in high school and now im 6'1 so i thought lets get the ruler out. Now i am typing my size before i see the average results so hopefully these girls aren't lying to me but im 6 inches. Now next time im drunk im going to post a dick picture for one of my moments on tinder

edit: just checked the article and these girls werent lying
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 29, 2015, 07:16:09 PM
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Cut the shit tobey how big is your dumbass cock? Length AND girth, stupid.
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Your wish is my command. I remembered reading this awhile ago and thought it was weird how in detail he went to tell us all about his size. It's pretty sad to think that somewhere in my brain it's storing that someone on a skateboard forum told everyone the size of their penis. Maybe that's one of the reason why people think I'm so weird.

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so i decided to measure my dick tonight because the dick pictures i have been sending out i have been getting some good comments. I always thought i had a small dick because i remember being in high school and taking showers after gym class and if you said you never peaked in the locker room than you are the faggot, and i just remember being super bummed. Well i was 5'8 in high school and now im 6'1 so i thought lets get the ruler out. Now i am typing my size before i see the average results so hopefully these girls aren't lying to me but im 6 inches. Now next time im drunk im going to post a dick picture for one of my moments on tinder

edit: just checked the article and these girls werent lying
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Yea maybe i should put a filter on myself when posting on slap, like i said i probably just bought the wrong size cause as you can see my dick isnt huge
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 29, 2015, 10:40:46 PM
tinder is to easy, im going to try http://www.christianmingle.com (http://www.christianmingle.com)

i think i would have way better stories on there than i have ever did from tinder

fyi my username is juggalopride

edit: never mind you have to pay......
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on May 03, 2015, 07:49:04 PM
paragraphs, paragraphs are like your best friend
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on May 04, 2015, 02:42:47 PM
What is it like when you go on dates with younger girls? From observing them they all seem to be complete iphone addicts but are they polite enough to put them away for a bit on a date? The majority of chicks I have dated recently have been in the 26-34 range and it has never really been an issue but my mate always moans about how his 21 year old girlfriend is never off her phone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 04, 2015, 06:08:52 PM
What is it like when you go on dates with younger girls? From observing them they all seem to be complete iphone addicts but are they polite enough to put them away for a bit on a date? The majority of chicks I have dated recently have been in the 26-34 range and it has never really been an issue but my mate always moans about how his 21 year old girlfriend is never off her phone.

i never had a problem with a girl on her phone except for the girl i hung out with last, shes 19. But all the other girls were around 20-22 and they were never on their phones you just got to keep the conversation going or if your watching something pick what they haven't watched before and sneak in a make out sesh from time to time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on May 04, 2015, 08:39:19 PM
What is it like when you go on dates with younger girls? From observing them they all seem to be complete iphone addicts but are they polite enough to put them away for a bit on a date? The majority of chicks I have dated recently have been in the 26-34 range and it has never really been an issue but my mate always moans about how his 21 year old girlfriend is never off her phone.
I went on a few dates with a girl that was obsessed with her Blackberry.  It was the most annoying thing ever.  She even admitted that it was the most important thing in her life.  The fucking thing would be going off in the middle of the night and she would get up and answer texts, e-mails..etc.  I broke up with her by not answering her texts...I knew that drove her insane.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on May 04, 2015, 09:01:53 PM
I broke up with her by not answering her texts...I knew that drove her insane.
+1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on May 05, 2015, 02:07:13 PM
This thread has been very entertaining. I finally budged and logged in last night. The link to facebook and friends/acquaintances seeing you on there still weirds me out a little, but so be it. I basically just swiped right on just about everyone but only have one match so far, who has yet to message me back. Granted, I've been on for under 24 hours and only have some old, vague pics on my profile, but I hope this experiment won't be a blow to my self esteem. Any tips are welcome  ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 05, 2015, 10:26:31 PM
Is there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app
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Post by: skate_bored on May 06, 2015, 06:42:55 AM
Is there an okcupid thread? well i think im hanging out with a 21 year old mom from this app

its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 06, 2015, 06:50:01 AM
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its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.

we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh
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Post by: JB on May 06, 2015, 09:59:13 AM
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its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.
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we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh


have you ever met a girl who claims that she is a slut?

... besides lindsey bluth.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on May 06, 2015, 10:15:42 AM
She has a 6 month old and is already out dating? I don't know man, that raises a few red flags.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 06, 2015, 11:00:39 AM
She has a 6 month old and is already out dating? I don't know man, that raises a few red flags.


maybe... but all moms need to get their fuck on, right?


condoms for sure on this one tobes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dirtymac on May 06, 2015, 11:22:22 AM
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its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.
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we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh
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have you ever met a girl who claims that she is a slut?

... besides lindsey bluth.
I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on May 06, 2015, 02:27:07 PM
I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)

I've had hang ups about that kind of thing, expecting a different standard out of the women I date. If you get over it, it's to your benefit. Girls who enjoy sex and have it often are, surprise, much better at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 06, 2015, 08:46:40 PM
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its the go-to joke to say "if they have a kid that you then you know that they're easy", but it is totally true.
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we were talking for a while last night than she hit me saying she has a 6 month old and i told her that wouldnt bother me and than i asked her where shes from and she lives in my area and says " yeah but im not like a slut like everyone else in our area". I though that was a little ironic but also i don't know this girl so maybe shes not a slut but with the facts she gave me made me kind of laugh
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have you ever met a girl who claims that she is a slut?

... besides lindsey bluth.
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I dated a girl who boldly claimed, "I fuck who I want to fuck, if that makes me a slut then I guess I'm a slut..." No real point to make that just reminded me of her. Damn that was some good pussy. ;)

I'm supposed to take her out on friday if she can get a babysitter, jeeze i feel so grown up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on May 06, 2015, 09:02:17 PM
Take her out on Mother's Day you idiot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 06, 2015, 10:42:10 PM
Tobey since you're making such great strides and all that you should work towards moving outta your momma's crib, too.

Don't forget to buy condoms, THE BIG ONES FOR THAT BIG SWINGIN MEATY COCK U GOT
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 06, 2015, 10:48:32 PM
Tobey since you're making such great strides and all that you should work towards moving outta your momma's crib, too.

Don't forget to buy condoms, THE BIG ONES FOR THAT BIG SWINGIN MEATY COCK U GOT

I got two condoms one package for extra ribbed and one ultra thin, the ultra thin ones were the ones that didn't fit.

On accident i bought the extra rib condoms because the last girl i fucked said "something rib condoms" the something was not ribbed condoms so i had to go buy another brand but yeah i have condoms

edit: also about the moving out part, i honestly have no need to do it. My college is 5 minutes away so i don't need my own place to live at school and my dad needs help around the house to do shit cause he can't do it anymore. But i am trying to get a job during summer but i would just pay my mom rent
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 06, 2015, 11:06:38 PM
edit: also about the moving out part, i honestly have no need to do it. My college is 5 minutes away so i don't need my own place to live at school and my dad needs help around the house to do shit cause he can't do it anymore. But i am trying to get a job during summer but i would just pay my mom rent

That's cool if you're helpin your folks and all that.  I'm just sayin cuz that time your mom said that chick couldn't stay over, that kind of thing could get in the way with a girl you really like, or put one off before you really get a chance to know her.  But do ya thing playboy if you got enough freedom and you're comfortable, keep with it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 06, 2015, 11:19:42 PM
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edit: also about the moving out part, i honestly have no need to do it. My college is 5 minutes away so i don't need my own place to live at school and my dad needs help around the house to do shit cause he can't do it anymore. But i am trying to get a job during summer but i would just pay my mom rent
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That's cool if you're helpin your folks and all that.  I'm just sayin cuz that time your mom said that chick couldn't stay over, that kind of thing could get in the way with a girl you really like, or put one off before you really get a chance to know her.  But do ya thing playboy if you got enough freedom and you're comfortable, keep with it.

yeah but that 19 year old fucking sucks i still talk to her cause she texts me and i would feel like a dick for ignoring her but basically i asked her to hang out twice since the last time she cancelled on thursday i asked her if she wanted to hang out friday and wouldn't give me a straight answer in till like yesterday and now i asked her to hang out on my birthday for next week which is thursday and she won't give me a fucking straight answer. Like i don't get it its not till next week and she can't give me a yes or no, i feel like shes trying to find better plans and if she can't im her back up. I bet shes going to keep saying maybe in till the last minute and just say can't hang out tonight and im going to be stuck inside on my birthday all night and if she does that than im just going to tell her straight up to stop talking to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: abudabi on May 07, 2015, 01:57:34 PM
youre probably right about that girl waiting for better plans dude. do something to keep that situation from happening.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on May 07, 2015, 03:22:29 PM
youre probably right about that girl waiting for better plans dude. do something to keep that situation from happening.

agreed, chain her to something sturdy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: louie_bk on May 07, 2015, 07:28:34 PM
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youre probably right about that girl waiting for better plans dude. do something to keep that situation from happening.
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agreed, chain her to something sturdy.
get her pregnant
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 07, 2015, 10:17:34 PM
shes been texting me all day and she said well ill see you thursday but i kind of changed the subject cause i called her out on that shit before and she got mad so i guess i might have a good birthday
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on May 08, 2015, 10:01:28 AM
shes been texting me all day and she said well ill see you thursday but i kind of changed the subject cause i called her out on that shit before and she got mad so i guess i might have a good birthday

so you're getting mad about her waiting for better plans meanwhile you're making plans to hang out with some mom?

 ::) ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 08, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
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shes been texting me all day and she said well ill see you thursday but i kind of changed the subject cause i called her out on that shit before and she got mad so i guess i might have a good birthday
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so you're getting mad about her waiting for better plans meanwhile you're making plans to hang out with some mom?

 ::) ???

well that is a good question but i asked her to hang out with me on 2 occasions and she backed out one being tonight (friday). She also said she likes me so that gave me mixed feelings cause i would assume if a girl likes you she would try to hang out with you as much as possible especially the first few weeks of dating but hey i am new to this actual dating a girl that i like hanging out with me so i could be wrong. And about the mom i texted her the other night saying i can't do anything friday anyway because i only drink once a week and i used my one night a drink last night with my friend and i don't break my rule for anyone. Honestly i probably would have never hung out with her i mean i met her on okcupid and i don't know what the girls are looking for on that app, like i think its for like real relationships which would be cool but if i was going to be in a relationship now i would want it to be the girl that's going to hang out with me on my birthday. I was just excited that a girl from my area wanted to hang out with me because you know PAWL basically all the girls in our area are in to wanna be gangsters well at least the girls my age are 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 09, 2015, 02:24:49 PM
u need to change yr restrictive mindset b
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 15, 2015, 08:20:30 AM
best birthday in a long time

took her out to wing night got my favorite six pack (firestone) and i took a lot of shots. She got me a wawa gift card for my birthday, shes a keeper. we had sex twice last night i didn't cum but made her cum twice which made me even more stoked, im kind of still drunk so sorry for not going in to detail but yeah my birthday was awesome
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 15, 2015, 08:36:05 AM
Stoked she didn't bail on ya T-bone. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Glue Reed on May 15, 2015, 09:28:30 AM
you had sex twice but you didn't cum? 

are you sure you know what sex is?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 15, 2015, 10:40:28 AM
you had sex twice but you didn't cum? 

are you sure you know what sex is?

lol yeah i was just way to drunk, also i got to eat her out!!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on May 15, 2015, 10:44:12 AM
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/02/cc/b3/29/puesto-mexican-street.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on May 15, 2015, 02:57:22 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c30ed032078847c0659d161ecce93040/tumblr_nngrwguNJH1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on May 15, 2015, 04:38:53 PM
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/c30ed032078847c0659d161ecce93040/tumblr_nngrwguNJH1qzhjh2o1_540.jpg)
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130329201538/aceattorney/images/a/a7/Phoenix_Heart_Eyes.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on May 15, 2015, 10:38:35 PM
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(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130329201538/aceattorney/images/a/a7/Phoenix_Heart_Eyes.gif)
$10 she has never had anal sex
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 16, 2015, 09:51:53 PM
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10751592_10152718789452101_1362821118_n.jpg?oh=3459badc5a92ab527607a68146011a29&oe=555B1AE6)

new tinder bio, i hope i have good stories that i screen shot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 16, 2015, 10:00:24 PM
Fuck the hole having to sign into Facebook thing.  I made my Facebook when I was in Seventh grade so I set my birth year to like 1985 or something so all the chicks I match with are the ones looking desperately for people aged in the 30s.  I'm 21 so it's still gotten me some older tail, but the stink of desperation is high with them.  The last chick I banged of Tinder turned out to snort Heroin  :-\ what ever I still got to fuck her like four times in one day.   ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 17, 2015, 02:21:15 AM
Fuck the hole having to sign into Facebook thing.  I made my Facebook when I was in Seventh grade so I set my birth year to like 1985 or something so all the chicks I match with are the ones looking desperately for people aged in the 30s.  I'm 21 so it's still gotten me some older tail, but the stink of desperation is high with them.  The last chick I banged of Tinder turned out to snort Heroin  :-\ what ever I still got to fuck her like four times in one day.   ;D

You can update your age on Facebook. Then I'd not risk the whole having sex with a chick who does heroin too, people like that can be carrying some gnarly disease. Good luck though soldier maybe once you fix the age you'll be ballin in pussy like tobey over there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 17, 2015, 04:38:44 AM
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Fuck the hole having to sign into Facebook thing.  I made my Facebook when I was in Seventh grade so I set my birth year to like 1985 or something so all the chicks I match with are the ones looking desperately for people aged in the 30s.  I'm 21 so it's still gotten me some older tail, but the stink of desperation is high with them.  The last chick I banged of Tinder turned out to snort Heroin  :-\ what ever I still got to fuck her like four times in one day.   ;D
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You can update your age on Facebook. Then I'd not risk the whole having sex with a chick who does heroin too, people like that can be carrying some gnarly disease. Good luck though soldier maybe once you fix the age you'll be ballin in pussy like tobey over there.
Oh man I really have to dude, this last chick was gnarly I met up with her around noon on a Wednesday and immediately we hit a bottle of Tequila in public then went on a bar crawl around China Town.  I raw dogged her because I was so fucking drunk, was not my best idea but my dick hasn't fallen off and my test came back clean so I really got away with one that time.  Normally I'm good about learning my lesson but I've been studying abroad so I was being dumb for a while here and I nailed some Swedish chick while blacked out, best case scenario is that I was too drunk to get it up worst case is I have some sort of weird foreign disease I really was too drunk to remember.  :(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on May 18, 2015, 08:06:12 PM
(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10751592_10152718789452101_1362821118_n.jpg?oh=3459badc5a92ab527607a68146011a29&oe=555B1AE6)

new tinder bio, i hope i have good stories that i screen shot
damn.  that pic is gunna get you so much 16 year old box
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2015, 08:08:33 PM
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(https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/10751592_10152718789452101_1362821118_n.jpg?oh=3459badc5a92ab527607a68146011a29&oe=555B1AE6)

new tinder bio, i hope i have good stories that i screen shot
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damn.  that pic is gunna get you so much 16 17 year old box
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
(https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11304071_10152723064252101_1777491727_n.jpg?oh=456b05d2be06de8a5e3485b265315187&oe=555CB1D5)

i thought this was an awesome photo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 18, 2015, 09:40:04 PM
Is she to the right or the left of the bride?

I thought you lived in PA that looks like some Kentucky shit. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 18, 2015, 09:50:30 PM
Is she to the right or the left of the bride?

I thought you lived in PA that looks like some Kentucky shit. 

i don't know what girl it is i just barely look at the first photo and just hit the heart button in till i run out of likes, praying its the bride though if we get matched up and yeah i live like right outside of philly so i usually see people from like Delaware or even worst New Jersey which is probably where these people are from
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 18, 2015, 10:10:39 PM
Is she to the right or the left of the bride?

I thought you lived in PA that looks like some Kentucky shit. 
Lol have you never heard of Pennsyltucky, which is like most of the state that's not immediately around Philly or Pittsburgh. In Maryland all the chicks from the Counties are pretending to be country now too and doing shit like that. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 19, 2015, 12:10:08 AM
the girl i have been seeing just admitted to me she used to steal brazzers passwords and pleasure her self to them


i think im falling in love
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 21, 2015, 08:08:59 AM
just broke up with my girlfriend of two years.... might go check this craziness out.... heard you have to pay now though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sufodiv on May 21, 2015, 12:20:12 PM
Anyone else having problems with tinder bots? That's what all of my new matches are turning out to be. Maybe it's just Denver.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on May 21, 2015, 12:44:59 PM
just broke up with my girlfriend of two years.... might go check this craziness out.... heard you have to pay now though.

Nah, there's a premium version that I think gets you access to the more popular members more frequently and allows you to back if you swipe wrong, but the free still works.

Anyone else having problems with tinder bots? That's what all of my new matches are turning out to be. Maybe it's just Denver.

In DC/NYC there were a lot of hookers for a while, but that's decreased.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 21, 2015, 03:29:37 PM
i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 21, 2015, 03:54:38 PM
i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype

lets see somethin
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on May 22, 2015, 01:21:18 AM
i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype

you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 10:51:44 AM
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i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
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you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
How can I resize pics?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 22, 2015, 11:05:11 AM
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i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
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you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
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How can I resize pics?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+resize+pictures (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+resize+pictures)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
i tried
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 11:21:05 AM
i tried
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11313087_10204415201687922_4291979219263213582_o.jpg?oh=42c509ef7add6dffdf323373428dc957&oe=556130F7)
enjoy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 11:27:59 AM
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i tried
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(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11313087_10204415201687922_4291979219263213582_o.jpg?oh=42c509ef7add6dffdf323373428dc957&oe=556130F7)
enjoy
does SLAP approve?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 22, 2015, 11:40:34 AM
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i tried
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enjoy
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does SLAP approve?

Get some!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 22, 2015, 01:05:25 PM
solid
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shitsandwich on May 22, 2015, 02:23:42 PM
Damn
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rafiki on May 22, 2015, 02:53:09 PM
You got my thumbs up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 03:46:04 PM
eta 8:00
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 03:48:35 PM
Im finna Gnar my self
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 03:50:37 PM
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i have a 41 year old woman sending me anything i please and is coming tommorow
very hype
[close]

you know someone is a scumbag when they say some shit like that and then not post a pic
smmfd
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on May 22, 2015, 04:50:05 PM
Is she married? Who's she hiding from, taking that pic in the garage like that?

Regardless, good job.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 22, 2015, 05:20:16 PM
Good work!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: enter the dankness on May 22, 2015, 08:01:38 PM
Me: Damn girl, you look great
Her: Thanks(:
Me: Do you have any plans tn?
Her: (Unmatch)

damn son, she was bangin too...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 22, 2015, 08:32:43 PM
Update: Strictly wanted it in butt was gr8


Then gave her the boot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on May 22, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
Damn, I wish Tinder was around when I was single. Seems so easy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 23, 2015, 12:48:08 AM
Update: Strictly wanted it in butt was gr8


Then gave her the boot

did u cop the footy?  always make sure u get a clip
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 23, 2015, 04:41:06 AM
shoutouts to whoever told me you can change your age on Facebook for Tinder, I'm finally getting matched with girls who aren't over the hill!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on May 23, 2015, 08:34:14 PM
I'm 31, she's 22 and hot.  Should I go for it?  Afraid she might want it to lead to a relationship.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 23, 2015, 08:39:13 PM
I'm 31, she's 22 and hot.  Should I go for it?  Afraid she might want it to lead to a relationship.
Go for it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: skateboardnorth on May 23, 2015, 09:47:03 PM
Met this girl off the Tin last night. We went the bar played pool and drank some pitchers. She works at the shoe department at Macy's. She is a cutie but really just too normal. Then we went to her apartment and she showed me her fish and all her normal lady shit. We were both wasted and very normal like she asked if I wanted to fuck her. That was the most words she had even spoken to me the entire night. So were on the bed and she is giving me head and talking dirty like "mm I love your dick" "I want this dick in me baby" and I just start laughing because at the beginning of the night I could've sworn she would be a prude and not this wild dark haired animal. Anyways we had hot jungle sex and she gives me a ride to my car that was behind the Starbucks where we met. She didn't say goodbye. She didn't wave. I don't even think I will see her again. Tinder rules, I'm happy I moved to Miami Beach. I live 4 blocks for Danny Fuenzalida. Thanks for letting me share bros
score!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kolostrum on May 24, 2015, 07:58:24 AM
Was just reading an article in the most recent "Scientist" about how we're on the verge of another HIV epidemic b/c of tindr and other social media dating sites. After reading these posts i'm suprised we haven't already created super aids
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 25, 2015, 11:19:08 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t34.0-12/11304545_10152739207012101_892277363_n.jpg?oh=b939c88f1693ee95dab5353762dad45e&oe=5565C0AE)

emo girls love me, thats the only pussy i got in high school

probably going to message her this soon " i have a mom tattoo, does that make you wet"?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on May 26, 2015, 12:07:31 AM
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I'm 31, she's 22 and hot.  Should I go for it?  Afraid she might want it to lead to a relationship.
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Go for it

Were you not just saying how because of your fake FB age, Tinder was matching you with "people in their 30's" eeewww!!!  Where do u define "over the hill" at, little guy?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 12:45:02 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t34.0-12/11304545_10152739207012101_892277363_n.jpg?oh=b939c88f1693ee95dab5353762dad45e&oe=5565C0AE)

emo girls love me, thats the only pussy i got in high school

probably going to message her this soon " i have a mom tattoo, does that make you wet"?
LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on May 26, 2015, 07:28:22 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t34.0-12/11304545_10152739207012101_892277363_n.jpg?oh=b939c88f1693ee95dab5353762dad45e&oe=5565C0AE)

emo girls love me, thats the only pussy i got in high school

probably going to message her this soon " i have a mom tattoo, does that make you wet"?

bet she sucks dicks like a champ. hit her ugly ass up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: white rapper on May 26, 2015, 08:26:43 AM
Met this girl off the Tin last night. We went the bar played pool and drank some pitchers. She works at the shoe department at Macy's. She is a cutie but really just too normal. Then we went to her apartment and she showed me her fish and all her normal lady shit. We were both wasted and very normal like she asked if I wanted to fuck her. That was the most words she had even spoken to me the entire night. So were on the bed and she is giving me head and talking dirty like "mm I love your dick" "I want this dick in me baby" and I just start laughing because at the beginning of the night I could've sworn she would be a prude and not this wild dark haired animal. Anyways we had hot jungle sex and she gives me a ride to my car that was behind the Starbucks where we met. She didn't say goodbye. She didn't wave. I don't even think I will see her again. Tinder rules, I'm happy I moved to Miami Beach. I live 4 blocks for Danny Fuenzalida. Thanks for letting me share bros
u and danny fuenzalida should dp this chick
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tarquin on May 26, 2015, 08:58:08 AM
Thought her name was Manatee at first glance.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2015, 11:52:57 PM
seriously im so glad i finally made an instagram account last year just because of tinder, as soon as they know i skateboard they just give me their number. really hoping they are the next anal queen

hook, line, and sink

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11262337_10152743697972101_1423859519_n.jpg?oh=b41d13930a05be2e3deb77b738d8a7fb&oe=55672BAC)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 27, 2015, 08:04:11 AM
seriously im so glad i finally made an instagram account last year just because of tinder, as soon as they know i skateboard they just give me their number. really hoping they are the next anal queen
hook, line, and sink

Is it the blonde or brunette? Either way they both look pretty cute, good for you Tobey. 

Its still crazy to me that girls are into skaters now.  I remember being in high school and girls thought that skating was the equivalent of having some flesh eating disease. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 27, 2015, 09:14:50 AM
^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 27, 2015, 01:10:11 PM
seriously im so glad i finally made an instagram account last year just because of tinder, as soon as they know i skateboard they just give me their number. really hoping they are the next anal queen

hook, line, and sink

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What did she write back? I'm invested now.

^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people

Bad Tobey! Don't be that guy with backups when you're seeing someone. That is a shitty thing to do to someone. Even if you "know" they will break things off eventually shouldn't you just stick around cause if you prove that you're worth sticking around for maybe they won't break things off. Lose the alternative options and pay attention to the person that you're "with" or don't get mad when you find out they have alternatives to you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on May 27, 2015, 03:12:32 PM
^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people

Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck." 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 27, 2015, 03:46:51 PM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck." 

fair point
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on May 27, 2015, 04:42:53 PM
Me: Damn girl, you look great
Her: Thanks(:
Me: Do you have any plans tn?
Her: (Unmatch)

damn son, she was bangin too...
I've had a couple of these. But how do you know if they unmatch?One disappeared on me so I figured she had unmatched, but then there are some others who are still there yet are clearly not feeling it. Why wouldn't they unmatch? Confusing stuff.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 27, 2015, 06:23:28 PM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck." 
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fair point

Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 27, 2015, 10:21:14 PM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck." 
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all

Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 27, 2015, 10:32:37 PM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck." 
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
@tobey
i bet we have commen matches
also captain says hi
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 27, 2015, 10:34:19 PM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?

shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 28, 2015, 12:31:28 AM
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Me: Damn girl, you look great
Her: Thanks(:
Me: Do you have any plans tn?
Her: (Unmatch)

damn son, she was bangin too...
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I've had a couple of these. But how do you know if they unmatch?One disappeared on me so I figured she had unmatched, but then there are some others who are still there yet are clearly not feeling it. Why wouldn't they unmatch? Confusing stuff.

don't be too bummed when a girl doesn't respond. When the girl i was hanging out with let me on her tinder to mess with people she had at least 50 messages from guys. I usually do my messaging at night and most girls respond but there is no way they will respond if you just say hey or your cute, they already get a ton of messages like that, what works for me is just being random or my go to line is this "Hey i lost weight recently so will you celebrate with me by eating a lot of food and drinking all night"? i usually get a message back from that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 28, 2015, 08:47:51 AM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
[close]

Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
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shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  

Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 28, 2015, 09:10:43 AM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
[close]

Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
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shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  
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Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.

oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 28, 2015, 09:47:26 AM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
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shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  
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Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.
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oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks

Sounds like she, and I mean it may fall to you to do, may need to block him from her social media like facebook/Instagram/etc. I told my ex that she needed to do that because she had guys sniffing around all the time when we were together. That's fucking kooked for his mom to chime in. It's normal for young adults to do that sort of thing but the last thing they need is a parent subconsciously reinforcing that it's ok to do that to someone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on May 28, 2015, 11:01:50 AM
This girl I met this last night off tinder is still sleeping in my bed. I usually fuck em and chuck em before the sun comes up but this girl Bianca I really like. Last night after we went to the bar we went to my house and watched Propeller. Her brothers skated so she knew what was up. The thing is we didn't even have sex we just made out and watched movies. I actually preferred this, after a lot of meaningless drunk sex this was a treat. I actually want to spend the day with her and walk her to the beach. Okay now I'm coming across as a pussy but damn some girls are flowers and you gotta take care of them,especially when they are blossomed and beautiful
.haha okay I'm already whipped but that can change within days. Hopefully not though. Btw she is sleeping in my bronze 56k sweatshirt.. Is this too good to be true?

Just enjoy the moment. There's a good vibe to this thing, for sure, but try to keep equilibrium. Don't assume it's going to fall apart, there are strong signs you're compatible. Don't assume it's going to work, you don't know each other yet. Be happy and see where it takes you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on May 28, 2015, 11:08:20 AM
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
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shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  
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Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.
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oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks
dude, you should totally answer the add and be in a 3some
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on May 28, 2015, 11:31:54 AM
Ain't that the truth, I guess I should just be myself and see where it goes for sure. Thanks for the advice nOtorious!

No worries. Have fun!
Title: Re: tinder
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^ the blonde but to bad im kind of seeing someone :( but still like to have back ups when the girl im seeing eventually will end things but im just trying some good first liners right now to maybe help out other people
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Dude unless you and that chick have verbally agreed to be in a relationship you should still be trying to get with little cuties like this blonde.

I'm not a big proponent of Braydon Szafranski but the smartest thing that fool ever said was something along the lines of "fuck every girl you can because one day you're going to die and that will be one more girl you didn't fuck."�
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fair point
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Yeah we aren't official or anything but i thats how i get over someone, i only hang out with one girl who im interested in then when we stop hanging out i go on to the next girl. I guess thats how i deal with breakups or whatever. But the girl i am hanging out with said shes not interested in to seeing other dudes but im pretty sure shes still on tinder which is fine by me i don't really care about that part but i think she still gives out her number on there which i find weird. But hell maybe shes doing the exact same thing as me which i can't get mad at and im not mad at i just find it weird is all cause she says she really likes me. I think since shes pretty young (19) she is one of those girls that needs multiple dudes telling her shes pretty which i don't really like cause she is pretty, this is why i haven't really dated anyone thats more than 2 years younger than me. But shes rad though i mean she got me a birthday present and only her and my dad gave me birthday presents so yeah i think shes a keeper but i always think of the worst so i just like to be prepared thats all
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Well shit man, if she says she really likes you and you really like her why don't you find out if she want's to be serious with you? It sounds like you enjoy the hell out of her company and she does yours so what will it hurt to find out if you're serious about each other?
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shes the worst when it comes to hanging out though, like i like to plan out when im going to hang out with a girl because then i won't take my meds so i need to know which day we will hang out. I just said make a free day next week and she says "i see what i can do". She also got super upset cause her ex posted something calling her a whore and she was like saying i will never fall in love again and i really like you and that scares me. I was thinking like your 19 he was your high school boyfriend like you really think that was going to work? And when she said that scares her her liking me she was saying i don't know how ill feel about you in a month and thats when i went back on tinder and i actually just messaged the 21 year old milf like 30 minutes ago i think we are hanging out saturday. Like how can that girl with a baby set up a date with me but a 19 year old with no job or responsibilities can't even give me a straight answer. she just doesn't seem worth it  
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Well damn man, that's pretty shitty man. When she says she really likes you and it scare her she's kinda saying that she doesn't want to be hurt again. The best thing you can do in that situation is comfort her, give her a hug, that sort of thing. I've never taken that to mean I don't know how I feel about you in a month more like she knows how she'll feel about you in a month but she's not sure if you'll still like her. Being called a whore by your ex on fb has to be pretty shitty so back her up and sling the hate on this guy when you're around her. Make her feel like she's not alone in being upset about it. I don't know what to say about the hanging out with her/planning issue. I feel like you've posted about taking vs not taking your meds on here before but I can't remember where.
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oh yeah i was super pissed when she told me about what her ex did and even his mom commented on it saying "thats about right" like dude is a pussy and i asked her if she wanted me to call him out on his shit but she says she doesn't want me to get involved with him and she also says she doesn't even want to bring up his name when we hang out cause that would ruin our fun. He also keeps messaging her asking her how shes doing and shit even though he has a new girlfriend. She actually saw him on tinder recently and it was a picture of him and his girl and the bio said "looking for a threesome". lol dude just sucks
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dude, you should totally answer the add and be in a 3some


#yolo



but for real tobey, it sounds like you should just let this one go. especially with how many dates you go on, you dont need any drama from a girl whos still fighting with her ex. it sounds like you were doing just fine without this girl.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on May 28, 2015, 01:19:53 PM
My girlfriend and I split up last week. I was about to sign up for tinder, and now I think we are getting back together. There goes that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on May 28, 2015, 02:15:27 PM
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This girl I met this last night off tinder is still sleeping in my bed. I usually fuck em and chuck em before the sun comes up but this girl Bianca I really like. Last night after we went to the bar we went to my house and watched Propeller. Her brothers skated so she knew what was up. The thing is we didn't even have sex we just made out and watched movies. I actually preferred this, after a lot of meaningless drunk sex this was a treat. I actually want to spend the day with her and walk her to the beach. Okay now I'm coming across as a pussy but damn some girls are flowers and you gotta take care of them,especially when they are blossomed and beautiful
.haha okay I'm already whipped but that can change within days. Hopefully not though. Btw she is sleeping in my bronze 56k sweatshirt.. Is this too good to be true?
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Just enjoy the moment. There's a good vibe to this thing, for sure, but try to keep equilibrium. Don't assume it's going to fall apart, there are strong signs you're compatible. Don't assume it's going to work, you don't know each other yet. Be happy and see where it takes you.
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Ain't that the truth, I guess I should just be myself and see where it goes for sure. Thanks for the advice nOtorious!

Keep being a rad dude to be around and good things will come! Hopin' for the best!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 28, 2015, 09:45:08 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t34.0-12/11287233_10152753016992101_1446744313_n.jpg?oh=b25933387bd26378ced7a04a7c342f1b&oe=5569AF66)

tinder drunk is the best thing

edit: also the girl that wanted to play call of duty with me (don't know if you remember) but i sent her a message the other night saying like "why do you still follow me on instagram? do you regret messing up your chance with this beef cake"? she just liked my instagram photo and just texted me lol

EDIT EDIT: update just got her number ( the girl i was talking to on tinder)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 28, 2015, 10:59:48 PM
never give up!!!!

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11356059_10152753718942101_1100386061_n.jpg?oh=2cbfd467a3466b321842076a7182b049&oe=556AADBC)

edit: just got her number also, tonight is a good night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poor alice on May 29, 2015, 05:31:46 AM
Father Ted - Mrs. Doyle "Go on... My son" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhaZFqEgFaE#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on May 29, 2015, 05:40:51 AM
Your post couldn't have been more timely, Tobey.

I am actually getting really down on myself from this app. I matched with this hot girl and started talking to her. She doesn't respond but finally I guess she had to laugh and typed 'hahaha awesome' at one of my goofy jokes. Good, right? Never give up, as you say. So this happened again, she continued ignoring me but finally admitted to laughing again so to speak. So i ask her lets date and she says 'sure', then continues to ignore me. Another girl did this twice, acting all enthused then fucking nada.

How long does it generally take before you go on a date? The girls I mentioned i've been chatting to for about a week or two. And it's always me initiating contact. Makes you feel like a beggar. Fuck it, I'll keep at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 29, 2015, 05:46:28 AM
Your post couldn't have been more timely, Tobey.

I am actually getting really down on myself from this app. I matched with this hot girl and started talking to her. She doesn't respond but finally I guess she had to laugh and typed 'hahaha awesome' at one of my goofy jokes. Good, right? Never give up, as you say. So this happened again, she continued ignoring me but finally admitted to laughing again so to speak. So i ask her lets date and she says 'sure', then continues to ignore me. Another girl did this twice, acting all enthused then fucking nada.

How long does it generally take before you go on a date? The girls I mentioned i've been chatting to for about a week or two. And it's always me initiating contact. Makes you feel like a beggar. Fuck it, I'll keep at it.

well it all depends on the girl when we hang out, but this was during the school year so it was kind of hard for us to hang out. But usually it would be like a week or two of texting then we set something up. Sometimes i took me awhile for us to hang out and other times it would be like less than a week. But usually its about a week or two to hangout for me but it all depends on the girl really
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on May 29, 2015, 01:50:25 PM
Yr gettin' better at the game, yung Tobes. Keep exuding dat confidence!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 29, 2015, 11:23:51 PM
so i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 29, 2015, 11:37:45 PM
so i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....
I took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy.  But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 30, 2015, 12:03:26 AM
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so i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....
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I took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy.  But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move. 

i like home field advantage though when making moves, a lot more relaxing
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 30, 2015, 12:13:53 AM
also got to give credit to foureyejim, he said he took a shirtless picture and posted it on tinder. Well heres mine

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11120578_10152753940077101_1080130977169631412_n.jpg?oh=8fc4c4000ed78e3c9b1f753754943d05&oe=55FB9ECC)

girls that ignored me are hitting me up, i guess they like shitty tattoos
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on May 30, 2015, 12:38:47 AM
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so i made a date with one of those girls and i think i just fucked up. I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies and see mad max fury, which is the movie i have been dying to see but then i remember when i asked a previous girl from tinder to the movies and she said movies are a bad first date because you can't really talk or get to know each other in the movies, but i did ask her if she wanted to get drinks and food before it. I think im getting to cocky always my game plan for girls on tinder is get something to eat buy a six pack and go to my house for netflix, don't think i should try to ruin this streak but its mad max fury.....
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I took the the last girl I hooked up with off of Tinder to the movies, but it was a cool theatre with couches instead of normal seats so things got pretty hot and heavy.  But like the movies are always the easiest place to make a move. 
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i like home field advantage though when making moves, a lot more relaxing
Home field advantage is always great, but making a move in theatre gets my adrenaline racing for some reason so I get all excited like when I was 15 trying to get with girls. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on May 30, 2015, 01:42:41 AM
also got to give credit to foureyejim, he said he took a shirtless picture and posted it on tinder. Well heres mine

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11120578_10152753940077101_1080130977169631412_n.jpg?oh=8fc4c4000ed78e3c9b1f753754943d05&oe=55FB9ECC)

girls that ignored me are hitting me up, i guess they like shitty tattoos

You look like a bizzaro Cody McEntire. Or Cody McEntire looks like a bizzaro Tobey.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZORS2xZRxuk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 30, 2015, 05:53:05 AM
^ hahahahah i like cody so ill take that as a compliment
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on May 30, 2015, 04:51:57 PM
Tinder took a rather drastic turn for the better tonight. So much so that I didn't even have time to post here before I went on the date i just got back from.

So I matched with this 30 yr old girl/woman, i message her and within a few messages she asks me what my plans are for tonight. We arrange to meet up and went to a cafe in town and had a few beers. I had them charged to my card which luckily didnt bounce. She is a master student and a breeze to talk to. Smart and funny. Not a smokeshow but somehow she was very sexy. Must have been her intelligence. I've yet to mention she is German. I've always wanted to do a German because the stories about them are remarkably consistent. German girls apparently are freaks. This girl definitely gave off such a vibe---model student turns pro-perv soon as the clothes come off. She said I was cute a couple times and was clearly up for it.

Anyway, she couldn't take me home cause of some psycho landlord who didnt allow visitors, and i couldnt offer to take her home to mine because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere. She would have definitely not been cool with that. I was happy she didn't suggest going to mine so I didn't have to make up a lousy excuse.

A major fail undoubtedly, in the eyes of the tobeys and poorlatinos of this world anyway  ;), but that was the first interaction let alone date ive had with a girl in 2015. So i'm pretty stoked right now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on June 01, 2015, 01:01:28 PM
Fuck yea. Gives you an opportunity to clean up your opium den.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on June 01, 2015, 04:22:16 PM
also got to give credit to foureyejim, he said he took a shirtless picture and posted it on tinder. Well heres mine

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11120578_10152753940077101_1080130977169631412_n.jpg?oh=8fc4c4000ed78e3c9b1f753754943d05&oe=55FB9ECC)

girls that ignored me are hitting me up, i guess they like shitty tattoos
<3333333
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 02, 2015, 06:37:21 AM
got my first few matches yesterday  ;D I gotta work on my opening line game though... what do you guys usually say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lance on June 02, 2015, 08:15:02 AM
Fuck yea. Gives you an opportunity to clean up your opium den.
Coffee spat everywhere with this one
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on June 02, 2015, 01:59:43 PM
damn, just got a s/o from slap's resident tinder killer, so stoked
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 02, 2015, 07:12:16 PM
damn, just got a s/o from slap's resident tinder killer, so stoked

you the real MVP

hanging out with a girl tomorrow night, she said she never watched joe dirt so obviously we are watching that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 02, 2015, 07:23:16 PM
Obviously.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on June 03, 2015, 08:01:42 AM
Earlier in this thread I was talking about this girl named Bianca I met off Tinder. Since then I've really come to like her a lot. She has been staying over at my house and we've been being lazy, ordering takeout and eating in bed, that and having sex. Today we went to the skate park and she sat in the grass with blanket looking so beautiful and she just watched me skate.. I can't find anything wrong or something I dislike about her. Tonight I'm meeting her mom. Thank you Tinder and thank you pals for listening to my lubby dubby fairytale shit.

Yea buddy! Good for you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 03, 2015, 09:39:24 AM
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Earlier in this thread I was talking about this girl named Bianca I met off Tinder. Since then I've really come to like her a lot. She has been staying over at my house and we've been being lazy, ordering takeout and eating in bed, that and having sex. Today we went to the skate park and she sat in the grass with blanket looking so beautiful and she just watched me skate.. I can't find anything wrong or something I dislike about her. Tonight I'm meeting her mom. Thank you Tinder and thank you pals for listening to my lubby dubby fairytale shit.
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Yea buddy! Good for you.

Dude that's awesome congrats!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poorlatino on June 03, 2015, 12:11:18 PM
Haha I love how positive you both are! Thanks guys! Posguy your sig is one of my favorites btw.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poorlatino on June 03, 2015, 12:21:10 PM
Tinder took a rather drastic turn for the better tonight. So much so that I didn't even have time to post here before I went on the date i just got back from.

So I matched with this 30 yr old girl/woman, i message her and within a few messages she asks me what my plans are for tonight. We arrange to meet up and went to a cafe in town and had a few beers. I had them charged to my card which luckily didnt bounce. She is a master student and a breeze to talk to. Smart and funny. Not a smokeshow but somehow she was very sexy. Must have been her intelligence. I've yet to mention she is German. I've always wanted to do a German because the stories about them are remarkably consistent. German girls apparently are freaks. This girl definitely gave off such a vibe---model student turns pro-perv soon as the clothes come off. She said I was cute a couple times and was clearly up for it.

Anyway, she couldn't take me home cause of some psycho landlord who didnt allow visitors, and i couldnt offer to take her home to mine because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere. She would have definitely not been cool with that. I was happy she didn't suggest going to mine so I didn't have to make up a lousy excuse.

A major fail undoubtedly, in the eyes of the tobeys and poorlatinos of this world anyway  ;), but that was the first interaction let alone date ive had with a girl in 2015. So i'm pretty stoked right now.

Homie that's not a failure at all! You had a date with a sexy German and she was obviously into you. Hit her up again and set up another date. Just hide your bongs and roaches and clean your crib haha, that's what I had to do. Call her, tonight!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2015, 08:31:07 PM
i had the best excuse from a girl for a first date

so we are at my spot eating and having a drink and i thought the conversation was going good then after she was done eating she looked at her phone and said to me " hey sorry but my friend just got her wisdom teeth pulled out and she wants me to get her a milkshake". I laughed and said "wow thats the best excuse i ever got on a first date", she didnt like that i said i think she thought it was a really good excuse which it was like seriously it was the best excuse i have ever gotten. So she left then i went to the skatepark and landed a switch 360 flip and some of my friends came over and drank watched the vans video

you win some, you lose some. Thats the way she goes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 03, 2015, 08:47:05 PM
Please tell me she didn't leave before the firework stand scene.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2015, 09:39:44 PM
Please tell me she didn't leave before the firework stand scene.

she didn't even make it to my house!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on June 03, 2015, 09:53:48 PM
I kinda want to do an experiment with Tobey..its simple, you become me... online.
Youre like a enthusiastic tinder wizard.me I'm annoyed,discouraged, say  ::) :-\ ugh a lot. Be a 6'2", 190lb, southeastern European.some women's say I'm guapo --I don't carry myself like a douche or team hamdsome member though..I got more matches than I can handle (matches means nothing).,I don't even try to talk to most cuz theirs to many wet carrot personalities and I'm over it.I just think it would be super funny..let me know, player.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 03, 2015, 10:00:22 PM
Dudde I've been looking for a mysterious tall handsome European online persona to lure chicks to their whatever with
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 03, 2015, 10:00:56 PM
PM me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2015, 10:06:07 PM
I kinda want to do an experiment with Tobey..its simple, you become me... online.
Youre like a enthusiastic tinder wizard.me I'm annoyed,discouraged, say  ::) :-\ ugh a lot. Be a 6'2", 190lb, southeastern European.some women's say I'm guapo --I don't carry myself like a douche or team hamdsome member though..I got more matches than I can handle (matches means nothing).,I don't even try to talk to most cuz theirs to many wet carrot personalities and I'm over it.I just think it would be super funny..let me know, player.

i might be too drunk to understand this post but um what?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on June 03, 2015, 10:09:23 PM
Dudde I've been looking for a mysterious tall handsome European online persona to lure chicks to their whatever with

I'll sell you my life..you pm..
Luring ?? Yo happy meal ass..

Damn, you hit the bottle often T.
Tobey, you jus login and can fuks with  betches I ain't talking with cuz I don't give fuks anymore
I barley use it, but I'm pretty sure king Kong dick tobey will be entertaining ..
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on June 03, 2015, 10:34:24 PM
Maybe its a dumb idea..but foreal, how do you nollie crooks?? They look soo  sexy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 03, 2015, 10:41:11 PM
Maybe its a dumb idea..but foreal, how do you nollie crooks?? They look soo  sexy

now i know you are talking out of your ass cause i have never done a nollie crook in my life, legit the hardest trick ever
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 03, 2015, 10:43:46 PM
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Maybe its a dumb idea..but foreal, how do you nollie crooks?? They look soo  sexy
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now i know you are talking out of your ass cause i have never done a nollie crook in my life, legit the hardest trick ever
just go w/ it king kong dick toeby
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 03, 2015, 11:00:44 PM
^Oh c'mon are you kidding me you don't even have a smartphone. i know there's a shit ton of hills but i'd still be walking/skateboarding to the edge of the city. maybe even smack a girl on the ass in the process.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 03, 2015, 11:08:28 PM
ha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 03, 2015, 11:40:14 PM
ha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.
well you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 03, 2015, 11:44:37 PM
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ha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.
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well you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.
appreciate ya, got a camera, spose i could. i ain't hanging out w/ those batch of rippers but if there were people my age who weren't normal boring folks or fuckup drug addicts i'd run around a bit more. i've sorta got one foot on each side though for sure my bigger foot is w/ the degenerates but i keep it together to skate HF 5 nights a wk and if you, jim and dan or nek wanna daylight skate other places i'm into it. i'm just maybe lazy on my own and don't really have 'my kind of people' like i did when i was hobo-ing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 03, 2015, 11:55:51 PM
because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere.

Why should we ??? I know what it means (not sure has to do with drug paraphernalia) but I fail to see why you wouldn't write/ explain it in English.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 04, 2015, 01:07:19 AM
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ha, no i don't. alls i have is my kingdom aka honey farms. i wish someone would make a tinder for me w/ their smartphone.
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well you know every fucking nook and cranny of your town and take me there whenever i'm around. we walked to the damn vegan restaurant and you wallied a tv and i filmed it. we walked to fucking arctic which didn't seem far for me. you could walk there and hangout with those kids that we saw there that one time or anyone else that goes there. walk to the train station and skate indoors and hangout with the homeless. i'll give you a tripod and you can document it.
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appreciate ya, got a camera, spose i could. i ain't hanging out w/ those batch of rippers but if there were people my age who weren't normal boring folks or fuckup drug addicts i'd run around a bit more. i've sorta got one foot on each side though for sure my bigger foot is w/ the degenerates but i keep it together to skate HF 5 nights a wk and if you, jim and dan or nek wanna daylight skate other places i'm into it. i'm just maybe lazy on my own and don't really have 'my kind of people' like i did when i was hobo-ing.
degenerates? i'll come down in a sec, i dunno if i wanna skate tomorrow- got a fucking blister walking and i'm more into walking than anything else really. always going to be walking. lol- degenerates.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 04, 2015, 01:12:21 AM
yeah, not saying the act of drugs turns anyone that way but tonight for instance, i run into a jabroni i met in the nuthouse. i know from there he's done time in bridgewater and has a benzo/crack problem. he's trying to sell me acid. i goes 'you're from vernon hill, right?' cause that's what he said in UMASS but he changed his story tonight. i'm like 'my nigga, you live up by holmes field, right?' i knew him but he ain't recognize me. there's just not too many folks that are good in spite of ingesting poisons. i gotta tell ya the nonsense liam pulled on the tranny not  to mention me. he's telling all the dealers everyone is a snitch but him so nobody will fuck w/ anyone else. ronnie laughed at him, called me at the dentist like 'has your brother lost his fuckin mind?'
they know i'm solid but he stole all the trannies shit and she can bankroll big bags so i want the tranny on my side cause liam is douche. no, no, he's santorum.
welcome to the terrordome, come on down!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 04, 2015, 01:40:37 AM
yeah, not saying the act of drugs turns anyone that way but tonight for instance, i run into a jabroni i met in the nuthouse. i know from there he's done time in bridgewater and has a benzo/crack problem. he's trying to sell me acid. i goes 'you're from vernon hill, right?' cause that's what he said in UMASS but he changed his story tonight. i'm like 'my nigga, you live up by holmes field, right?' i knew him but he ain't recognize me. there's just not too many folks that are good in spite of ingesting poisons. i gotta tell ya the nonsense liam pulled on the tranny not  to mention me. he's telling all the dealers everyone is a snitch but him so nobody will fuck w/ anyone else. ronnie laughed at him, called me at the dentist like 'has your brother lost his fuckin mind?'
they know i'm solid but he stole all the trannies shit and she can bankroll big bags so i want the tranny on my side cause liam is douche. no, no, he's santorum.
welcome to the terrordome, come on down!
i take it dat acid was pretty, pretty good.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on June 04, 2015, 10:30:41 AM
Honey Farms! That's Massachusetts as fuck. If you look up the word "townie" in the dictionary there's a picture of a guy smoking Newports in front of a Honey Farms, I promise you this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 04, 2015, 10:40:32 AM
so we are at my spot eating and having a drink 

did u take her to fucking wawa's
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on June 04, 2015, 01:26:46 PM


Homie that's not a failure at all! You had a date with a sexy German and she was obviously into you. Hit her up again and set up another date. Just hide your bongs and roaches and clean your crib haha, that's what I had to do. Call her, tonight!
I actually just sent a different lady on her merry way. The German vixen has been busy, maybe next week. Thanks for inspiring a slightly less cynical attitude, Slap pals! Who would've thought.

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because my house looks like that of a hikikomori (google it) with all kinds of drug paraphernalia everywhere.
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Why should we ??? I know what it means (not sure has to do with drug paraphernalia) but I fail to see why you wouldn't write/ explain it in English.
In case you didn't know, and for brevity's sake. Drugs don't necessarily have anything to do with it, I just mentioned it to explain my motivations in this particular anecdote.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 04, 2015, 02:38:44 PM
Swiped right on this younger chick who lifts and is hella cute and has a banging body... I really hope she matches me and something happens.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 04, 2015, 02:57:46 PM
Honey Farms! That's Massachusetts as fuck. If you look up the word "townie" in the dictionary there's a picture of a guy smoking Newports in front of a Honey Farms, I promise you this.
ha, i believe it. i got background props in that pic doing a wallie. fuck, you and the FL crew should come to the worm, i'll show yuz around and we'll end the night at HF. BIG knows who i am.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on June 04, 2015, 03:17:05 PM
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Honey Farms! That's Massachusetts as fuck. If you look up the word "townie" in the dictionary there's a picture of a guy smoking Newports in front of a Honey Farms, I promise you this.
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ha, i believe it. i got background props in that pic doing a wallie. fuck, you and the FL crew should come to the worm, i'll show yuz around and we'll end the night at HF. BIG knows who i am.

That would be dope. FL gang hasn't skate Worcester in forever. I like that skatepark on the hill out there, the big bowl is so fun to roll in to!

Add me on FB y0,

https://www.facebook.com/meowdawg666 (https://www.facebook.com/meowdawg666)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 06, 2015, 11:24:41 PM
don't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think

i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week

i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dripping cunt on June 07, 2015, 06:08:03 PM
not posted much mostly viewing but this shit is too good, mines aint that wild just met this chick she looked lil chubby but i took one for the team. she was down to have a smoke and just watch shit at hers, I got to hers she aint to bad but then she starts giving shit like im too thin and make her look like a whale.

Another girl I met on it before and texted for a bit but never met added me on fb recently she has a bf but she is fucking downnnnnn, sending nudes n shit and i aint even asking but im gonna put a stop on that shit i aint no home wrecker but i aint telling her bf either
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on June 08, 2015, 08:16:15 AM
don't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think

i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week

i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it

You're 22, right? A 22 year old dating a 18 year old is not creepy. You're both young. And why do you feel creepy being on Tinder?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 08, 2015, 09:08:42 AM
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don't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think

i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week

i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it
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You're 22, right? A 22 year old dating a 18 year old is not creepy. You're both young. And why do you feel creepy being on Tinder?

23 actually and tinder is one of the creepiest dating apps, i mean the stories these girls told me blew my mind sometimes

edit: i might just hang out with this 20 year old that i messaged on facebook when i was drunk. We kind of know each other and i noticed she has been liking a lot of my statuses so obviously she wants the D. We live in the same area so i rather hang out with her cause we can make fun of the people we went to high school with, we were kind of doing that last night. Also that girl try to bet against me saying she has more netflix suggestions than me...... this girl has no idea
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on June 08, 2015, 10:11:40 AM
Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on June 08, 2015, 11:12:38 AM
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don't unmatch the 17 year olds guys, they will turn 18 sooner then you think

i got matched up with a 17 year old awhile ago, we exchanged some texts but i just stopped talking to her cause she told me her birthday was in june...... guess what!? its june and we are hanging out next week

i feel like a creep i mean i honestly do but then i realized im already a creep for being on tinder soooo fuck it
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You're 22, right? A 22 year old dating a 18 year old is not creepy. You're both young. And why do you feel creepy being on Tinder?
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23 actually and tinder is one of the creepiest dating apps, i mean the stories these girls told me blew my mind sometimes

I get that but you have to remember the dudes in those stories are creeps with or without Tinder. I'm just saying, don't feel like a creep for using Tinder unless you're acting like a fucking creep.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on June 08, 2015, 11:57:22 AM
I get that but you have to remember the dudes in those stories are creeps with or without Tinder. I'm just saying, don't feel like a creep for using Tinder unless you're acting like a fucking creep.

This.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 08, 2015, 05:11:23 PM
'divide your age by two and add seven years'

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Erngh on June 08, 2015, 06:22:01 PM
Waiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 08, 2015, 06:35:35 PM
Waiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?

its not like i mark a day on the calender lol i just remembered that she turned 18 this month so i hit her back up again, i have been hanging out with plenty of girls legal age
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Post by: ill_Murray on June 08, 2015, 07:24:15 PM
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Waiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?
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its not like i mark a day on the calender lol i just remembered that she turned 18 this month so i hit her back up again, i have been hanging out with plenty of girls legal age

Tobe you don't have to explain yourself to this player hater. 

Play on playa.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on June 08, 2015, 08:34:21 PM
how old are you, are you old enough? technically 17 is legal in penn state for you 24 hour party people. it's only creepy in tennessee or california. i just realized how lame i am, instead of tinder boxing i'm meeting all the local skaters of slap via internet. i miss myspace, i usedta reel in some fish offa there. rusty, bring that junkie PR broad down wednesday.
http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/ (http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 08, 2015, 08:39:49 PM
Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 

did you get that rule off of parks and rec?

and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on June 08, 2015, 09:46:27 PM
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Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 
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did you get that rule off of parks and rec?

and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her

Sometimes all the interest you need to share is wanting to rub your nasty parts together. 

Obviously you're not going to have much to talk about with an 18 year old but they're fun to fuck a few times. 
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Post by: tobey on June 08, 2015, 09:48:20 PM
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Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 
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did you get that rule off of parks and rec?

and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her
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Sometimes all the interest you need to share is wanting to rub your nasty parts together. 

Obviously you're not going to have much to talk about with an 18 year old but they're fun to fuck a few times. 

yeah no complaints on that and its not like i am going to be in a relationship with any of these girls, they usually start to hate me after 4 dates
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on June 09, 2015, 06:46:57 AM
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Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 
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did you get that rule off of parks and rec?

and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her

No I didn't, a gf told me about it but it is possible that she got it from there. I agree with you and Ill, when it comes to rubbing parts I don't see a problem. She insisted it would be creepy for me or her to fuck someone under 20 (we're both 28), which I thought was a little ridiculous.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Erngh on June 09, 2015, 07:07:59 AM
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Waiting for a 17 year old to turn 18 is indeed creepy as fuck. How hard is it to find someone of legal age?
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its not like i mark a day on the calender lol i just remembered that she turned 18 this month so i hit her back up again, i have been hanging out with plenty of girls legal age

A whole stable of hos, eh?

Just be cautious with 18 year olds. It can go from great sex to getting your car tires slashed pretty quick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 09, 2015, 09:52:13 AM
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Do any of you adhere to that rule of thumb for appropriate dating ages, 'divide your age by two and add seven years'? For me, that would mean I shouldn't go under 21. I have and didn't feel that seedy, but then I guess it depends on the girl to an extent. But yeah Tobey, 23 and 18 still works even with that fairly conservative rule, i.e. go for it. 
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did you get that rule off of parks and rec?

and i don't know, before tinder the youngest i ever went was 2 years, but when i got tinder i realized a lot of girls like older dudes, even though im not that much older than them but i just feel like if a girl is 2 years or younger than me we will not have the same interest. I mean the girl i was seeing (still kind of am) never had a myspace before, i find that creepy for me dating her
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No I didn't, a gf told me about it but it is possible that she got it from there. I agree with you and Ill, when it comes to rubbing parts I don't see a problem. She insisted it would be creepy for me or her to fuck someone under 20 (we're both 28), which I thought was a little ridiculous.

For some reason I was listening to Alien Ant Farm last night talking to a girl from Tinder and I realized she was in 3rd grade when I was 8th... Never felt so old
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Post by: ice nine on June 09, 2015, 11:18:27 AM
sounds like she might be too mature for u anyways
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Post by: posguy on June 09, 2015, 11:55:22 AM
sounds like she might be too mature for u anyways

no doubt about that
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 09, 2015, 08:31:07 PM
how old are you, are you old enough? technically 17 is legal in penn state for you 24 hour party people. it's only creepy in tennessee or california. i just realized how lame i am, instead of tinder boxing i'm meeting all the local skaters of slap via internet. i miss myspace, i usedta reel in some fish offa there. rusty, bring that junkie PR broad down wednesday.
http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/ (http://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/05/31/age-of-consent-map/)

she ain't return my texts. i wanna squeeze her ass kinda or grab her titty.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kain on June 09, 2015, 08:47:11 PM
For some reason I was listening to Alien Ant Farm last night

Movies?
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Post by: Fenzadill on June 09, 2015, 09:51:37 PM
"we're two years apart, what are we gonna talk about?!?"  yall are funny.  i guess thats kinda relevant 18-20 but it goes away quick.  I know some super mature 18 yr olds, and I know some dumb 33 yr old bitches arent mature enough to figure out their sexual relationships.  When I was 20 I didnt give a fuck if she was age 18-40, if shes sexy and cool its fair game.  there is no need for all the self restrictions and categorizations.  Age aint nothin but a number dudes.
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Post by: excitableboy on June 09, 2015, 10:14:34 PM
"we're two years apart, what are we gonna talk about?!?"  yall are funny.  i guess thats kinda relevant 18-20 but it goes away quick.  I know some super mature 18 yr olds, and I know some dumb 33 yr old bitches arent mature enough to figure out their sexual relationships.  When I was 20 I didnt give a fuck if she was age 18-40, if shes sexy and cool its fair game.  there is no need for all the self restrictions and categorizations.  Age aint nothin but a number dudes.
In saying some 18 yr olds are super mature, aren't you acknowledging the notion of a 'normal' eighteen year old as well though? Not trying to pick your argument apart, I agree with you. Maybe 'age is but a loose indication, at best'.

My Tinder is on 18-55  8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 09, 2015, 10:59:13 PM
im hanging out with the girl i drunk messaged on facebook sunday night tomorrow night. I feel like i will be so lost like the only dates i have been on in the past year were tinder dates, i don't know if i should try to go all the way when we first hang out. This is going to be hard but im excited for something new
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2015, 12:27:00 AM
great i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder, this always fucking happens to me when im interested in someone else, seriously i don't think i could ever be in a relationship with someone

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10734251_10202084432670952_6871324321660686622_n.jpg?oh=cc7f6dc2060d15b456cdd637e8f5601d&oe=55E87940)

one on the right
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on June 10, 2015, 07:03:11 AM
You better hit the gym and get a membership at Darque Tan if that's your type little buddy.
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Post by: castillo's curls on June 10, 2015, 08:08:19 AM
im hanging out with the girl i drunk messaged on facebook sunday night tomorrow night. I feel like i will be so lost like the only dates i have been on in the past year were tinder dates, i don't know if i should try to go all the way when we first hang out. This is going to be hard but im excited for something new

God this is so confusing to me. What exactly is the difference between a Tinder date and a Facebook date?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 10, 2015, 09:13:58 AM
You better hit the gym and get a membership at Darque Tan if that's your type little buddy.

thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls

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im hanging out with the girl i drunk messaged on facebook sunday night tomorrow night. I feel like i will be so lost like the only dates i have been on in the past year were tinder dates, i don't know if i should try to go all the way when we first hang out. This is going to be hard but im excited for something new
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God this is so confusing to me. What exactly is the difference between a Tinder date and a Facebook date?

no clue ill let you know
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on June 10, 2015, 09:58:15 AM
Tobey I will never forgive you if you do not have sex to that girl. 
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Post by: Fenzadill on June 10, 2015, 01:01:21 PM
thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls

There's hot lil punk and indie chicks in every town in America, don't b a fool
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 10, 2015, 05:35:21 PM
i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder

thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that.

 :D ...  ??? ...  ::)
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Post by: tobey on June 10, 2015, 10:52:49 PM
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i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that.
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 :D ...  ??? ...  ::)

yeah this girl is 4 miles away from me as in we are in the same area....... the other girls i get matched up with are like 15 miles away as in not really in the same area. You get that?
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 11, 2015, 05:35:03 PM
ok tobey
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Post by: PAWL on June 11, 2015, 06:59:05 PM
15 miles aint shit my bro
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Post by: tobey on June 11, 2015, 07:17:27 PM
15 miles aint shit my bro

i didn't say it was? just said this girl is in my area. 15 miles could be Phiily, Delaware, or a lot of other places that is not in my area, i don't see what the problem is
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Post by: PAWL on June 11, 2015, 07:48:10 PM
im confused now. bone em' all dude.
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Post by: tobey on June 11, 2015, 07:54:26 PM
im confused now. bone em' all dude.

yeah im trying plus that girl didn't respond to my message anyway last night, such a shame

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Post by: posguy on June 12, 2015, 09:37:49 AM
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im confused now. bone em' all dude.
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yeah im trying plus that girl didn't respond to my message anyway last night, such a shame



there's still hope man, I had a chick not see my message until the other day. The tinder app is kinda janky at times and it's a pain cause I'll get a girl I want to swipe right on and I do but she reappears as I swipe left on the next chick and I'm not sure if I swiped her left or right... so many lost chances haha
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Post by: Willie on June 13, 2015, 10:09:51 AM
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15 miles aint shit my bro
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i didn't say it was? just said this girl is in my area. 15 miles could be Phiily, Delaware, or a lot of other places that is not in my area, i don't see what the problem is

Most places in the country, 15 miles would be considered "in your area".

Southeast PA (Delco/Southern Montco) is weird in that no one wants to drive longer than 15 minutes to anywhere and every little township is a kingdom unto itself. I used to work in an office in Media and when trying to get new clients only people who had come from out of state would be willing to drive more than 15 minutes to get our office. A 1hr drive isn't shit to someone from Atlanta or out West.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on June 14, 2015, 10:26:00 AM
Tobey, you aren't going to hang out with that girl for more than 5 hours. Go take her on a date, fuck her, and let that be it.
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Post by: Ccannon on June 14, 2015, 10:32:29 AM
Skip the date part and stuff her into your trunk as soon as possible. Make sure to wear gloves and to ejaculate in her mouth or anus
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on June 14, 2015, 09:24:06 PM

thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls


15 miles seems accurate
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Post by: tobey on June 14, 2015, 11:58:19 PM
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls

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15 miles seems accurate

yeah it all depends on like what direction you go, by in my experience girls that are 15 miles away are like in NJ or Delaware. I never get matched up with a delco girl :(

BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture, now shes definitely coming over this Wednesday night. So all else fails guys, send a dick pic 
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Post by: Yushin Okami on June 15, 2015, 11:59:47 AM
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls

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15 miles seems accurate
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yeah it all depends on like what direction you go, by in my experience girls that are 15 miles away are like in NJ or Delaware. I never get matched up with a delco girl :(

BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture, now shes definitely coming over this Wednesday night. So all else fails guys, send a dick pic 

I take back my comments about Tinder not making you creepy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Shimmy Johnson on June 15, 2015, 01:39:39 PM

BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture
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good play on that one
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Ccannon on June 15, 2015, 03:21:01 PM
I bet your penis looks magical. Like a golden harp
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Post by: tobey on June 15, 2015, 05:53:16 PM
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thats all the girls in my area, they look exactly like that. Fake tan and all so im used to these girls

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15 miles seems accurate
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yeah it all depends on like what direction you go, by in my experience girls that are 15 miles away are like in NJ or Delaware. I never get matched up with a delco girl :(

BUT the girl that was supposed to come over the other night didn't so i got drunk and sent her a dick picture, now shes definitely coming over this Wednesday night. So all else fails guys, send a dick pic 
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I take back my comments about Tinder not making you creepy

shes not a tinder girl, and you got to put all your chips on the table man. Plus she returned with a picture of herself as well so it was a good move
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 19, 2015, 10:17:51 PM
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i have been getting a lot of matches with this bio

i realized if your over 6 foot you should put that in your bio

Also before you come at me i have never asked for nudes, its pretty easy to get them without asking. You just compliment them a bunch then they say, "wanna see"?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on June 20, 2015, 04:57:53 PM
Really though? What kind of compliments are those? Genuine question.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 20, 2015, 06:52:21 PM
Really though? What kind of compliments are those? Genuine question.

umm just simple ones worked for me. Like " I can't believe im taking to the prettiest girl i ever got matched up with on tinder", one time i got matched up with a pretty short girl and i was like "in my experience short girls have the best asses". But that was one time, when they give me their instagram i always say " wow you are super cute, you sure you want to hang out with this loser?". Just simple stuff goes a long way
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 24, 2015, 10:45:09 AM
umm just simple ones worked for me. Like " I can't believe im taking to the prettiest girl i ever got matched up with on tinder", one time i got matched up with a pretty short girl and i was like "in my experience short girls have the best asses". But that was one time, when they give me their instagram i always say " wow you are super cute, you sure you want to hang out with this loser?". Just simple stuff goes a long way

that short girls things aint bad but you should stop saying those other two things.  if you call yourself a loser and basically try to fucking talk them out of the date, any self confident chick is gonna mentally peg you as such in the back of her mind.  b confident dog.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on June 24, 2015, 11:24:54 AM
Yep. In general I'd chill on the compliments. A well placed one here and there is great, but you drop them all the time and you look thirsty. Girls assume you wouldn't be talking to them if they weren't attractive. Buttering them up won't get you far.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on June 24, 2015, 12:28:03 PM
That was my intuition also. If I ever find myself in your area, Tobey, I'll adjust my tactics. Peculiar breed you are fetching there  ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 24, 2015, 12:52:25 PM
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umm just simple ones worked for me. Like " I can't believe im taking to the prettiest girl i ever got matched up with on tinder", one time i got matched up with a pretty short girl and i was like "in my experience short girls have the best asses". But that was one time, when they give me their instagram i always say " wow you are super cute, you sure you want to hang out with this loser?". Just simple stuff goes a long way
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that short girls things aint bad but you should stop saying those other two things.  if you call yourself a loser and basically try to fucking talk them out of the date, any self confident chick is gonna mentally peg you as such in the back of her mind.  b confident dog.

but depreciative humor can be good in small doses.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 24, 2015, 07:01:40 PM
i dont know what age group you guys get matched up with but i mainly get matched up with 18-20 year olds and they love my compliments. Plus when i say that instagram line they know im being sarcastic by that time and cute, it always worked great for me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lusty RunchBox on June 24, 2015, 11:06:06 PM
i dont know what age group you guys get matched up with but i mainly get matched up with 18-20 year olds and they love my compliments. Plus when i say that instagram line they know im being sarcastic by that time and cute, it always worked great for me

Tobey you are kickass, I like you dawg.  You really turned your shit around if you read through this shit from a guy scared to leave his house for all intents and purposes to a guy getting matched by those two tight-pussied honeys.  Amen, godspeed, because that is some fine young ass there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on June 25, 2015, 11:54:43 AM
but depreciative humor can be good in small doses.

Self deprecation is essential, if you're overly confident you'll come off like an arrogant asshole.  Plus it's funny if you're clever at it.  Compliments are essential, too.

But tobey's wording on both counts (except for "in my experience, short girls have nice asses" that is good for a few reasons) was some bitch boy puppy dog shit.  Sorry tobey, this is just tough love, I want you to find the right kind of girl.  I love you and you make me proud every day, don't forget that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 25, 2015, 11:59:06 AM
Tobey should be able to get by on looks alone. Jeesh.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on June 25, 2015, 03:52:05 PM
fuck u tobes
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Post by: Lusty RunchBox on June 25, 2015, 04:02:11 PM
great i got matched up with the hottest girl i have ever got matched up with on tinder, this always fucking happens to me when im interested in someone else, seriously i don't think i could ever be in a relationship with someone

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one on the right

Just wanted to bump this because it's awesome.  Tobey, I will personally have my cousin's butler deliver your some of that low T deodorant if you fuck either of these girls. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 25, 2015, 06:53:29 PM
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but depreciative humor can be good in small doses.
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Self deprecation is essential, if you're overly confident you'll come off like an arrogant asshole.  Plus it's funny if you're clever at it.  Compliments are essential, too.

But tobey's wording on both counts (except for "in my experience, short girls have nice asses" that is good for a few reasons) was some bitch boy puppy dog shit.  Sorry tobey, this is just tough love, I want you to find the right kind of girl.  I love you and you make me proud every day, don't forget that.

hahah i only used that line once when i was drunk and it worked, but i also love feedback as well but i haven't really been on tinder lately i just been talking to this girl i went to high school with that was a few years behind me. So this is all from past lines that used but the number one thing that i think that works for me is im pretty sarcastic when it comes tinder. Maybe i wasn't at first cause i took it super seriously cause i was on a dry spell but after a couple of dates with different girls, i don't really care if i hang out with one girl i got matched up with on there. There are so many more opportunities on there, so thats probably my number one advice, be sarcastic and funny and act like you don't give a shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on June 25, 2015, 09:04:26 PM
bagged 3 tinder girls in 4 dayz, get at me tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 25, 2015, 09:10:13 PM
real confession: When i was first on tinder it was my second time meeting someone (people might remember me bringing up the first time to go to wing night). Well that girl was a longboarder, now this was when i wasn't skating at the time so i didn't really care but when she brought that up on the date i just pretended i didn't hear it. Thats how desperate i was in the beginning. She still wouldn't even make out with me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on June 26, 2015, 08:44:28 AM
real confession: When i was first on tinder it was my second time meeting someone (people might remember me bringing up the first time to go to wing night). Well that girl was a longboarder, now this was when i wasn't skating at the time so i didn't really care but when she brought that up on the date i just pretended i didn't hear it. Thats how desperate i was in the beginning. She still wouldn't even make out with me

That's what you get for not skating at the time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on June 27, 2015, 02:15:18 AM
Women are so confusing man...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 05, 2015, 11:45:45 AM
hung out with a girl today and it suckedddddd

I tried to cancel on her twice but she really wanted to hangout with me so i said fuck it what i got to lose? As soon as i saw her when i met her at my spot i just immediately thought " yep im drinking before noon" So we get lunch i bought a four pack of pounders of landshark and the place that i always go to gave me a free cooler with it ( you have to buy i think 4 4 packs of pounders to get the cooler but they love me there only highlight of the day) So we go back to my house i kill all the beers before 12 pm and since she drove kind of far i gave her a make out pity. But i think i ruined it for future dates ( on purpose), i mean i wasn't a dick but i was unattractive nice, kept asking her if she was hot and needed the air, kept asking her if she wanted something to drink, kept asking her if this was a good first date. So i don't know how to be a dick yet to women but atleast i know how to ruin things with a girl on purpose which im now stoked on


edit: she just unfollowed me on instagram, my method works
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: castillo's curls on July 05, 2015, 02:20:18 PM
Tobey mind tricks.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 06, 2015, 11:19:33 PM
the girl i was kind of dating (the one from my birthday) just ended things with me.

not because i went on another date or talking to other girls (shes doing the same) but because i unfollowed her on instagram. My reasoning of why i did that is because she ignores my texts and then likes something on instagram, so obviously shes ignoring me. Called her out once because of that like a couple weeks ago and she kept doing it so instead me getting in a pissey mood i just unfollowed her so ill just pretend shes busy. She tried to hurt me tonight by saying she just unfollowed me, i laughed because i thought that it was pretty funny.

I kind of was over her like a month ago but i just thought this was the funniest things of why a girl ended things with me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KUberry on July 06, 2015, 11:51:10 PM
I don't have an Instagram or a tinder. Not needed. Flash the cash, bag that ass.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 07, 2015, 01:46:34 AM
Okay, so I want to begin and say that I go to a college in a small town. Also, that I actually read bios and took them seriously when they said they only wanted friends.

My roommates and I tried to see who got the most matches and I got the app. At first I would get matches and they would be very boring people or never reply to my basic "Hey, what's up?".  One day I matched with this girl around 8 am (I had radio show at that time). We began talking and really hit it off. She was either actually interesting or I was pretty desperate. The important thing is that by 12 we were talking about meeting up. She said no to just about every day. Then I jokingly said that day. She ended up agreeing and we decided to meet up at my college's dining room. I live off campus and she swiped me in. We got food and then she saw her friend and she ended up cock blocking me for the whole time. I didn't even get the chance to speak. Eventually, I jut bailed to go to class. This was my first Tinder date and "real" date.

Remember like I said I paid attention to bios? Well I swiped left on a girl that was only into guys in bands (bands are pretty common). I thought that was the end of that. The following semester the radio station had a party. I was doing some drinking and I decided to tell these girls in my class hi. They were friends and brought along their other friend. I felt that she was familiar but I didn't know why. So I began talking to them and she was way more friendly and talkative with me.  Eventually she began showing me her tattoos and thought I had the chance to score her number so we kept talking. We decided to go outside because it was empty. I am pretty shy with girls but the beer had given me all the necessary confidence to make moves because at some point I had my arm around her. Eventually the other guy there left and we began to make out. I was really hammered and apparently shoved my sloppy tongue everywhere. So we settled for kisses on the lips. My friend shows up and offers me a ride and I ask her if she wants to leave and she asks me what I wanted to do. I told her it was up to her and we kept going on for a while and my friend eventually left. She went inside a few minutes later and never came back. I went back inside and randomly hugged this girl that eventually became my girlfriend. A few months down the line I found out that she was on Tinder and remembered that she only did guys in bands. I was mad that I missed my opportunity to break her streak and say "you" when she asked me what to do.

Sorry for the long post, here's a picture of a potato

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on July 11, 2015, 01:58:58 PM
This is making me hate women. with this onre gilr im like the only one with something to actually say, so i ask to male me laugh. She says "thats too much work".I think I should respect wome  less.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on July 11, 2015, 03:07:22 PM
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but depreciative humor can be good in small doses.
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Self deprecation is essential, if you're overly confident you'll come off like an arrogant asshole.  Plus it's funny if you're clever at it.  Compliments are essential, too.

But tobey's wording on both counts (except for "in my experience, short girls have nice asses" that is good for a few reasons) was some bitch boy puppy dog shit.  Sorry tobey, this is just tough love, I want you to find the right kind of girl.  I love you and you make me proud every day, don't forget that.
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hahah i only used that line once when i was drunk and it worked, but i also love feedback as well but i haven't really been on tinder lately i just been talking to this girl i went to high school with that was a few years behind me. So this is all from past lines that used but the number one thing that i think that works for me is im pretty sarcastic when it comes tinder. Maybe i wasn't at first cause i took it super seriously cause i was on a dry spell but after a couple of dates with different girls, i don't really care if i hang out with one girl i got matched up with on there. There are so many more opportunities on there, so thats probably my number one advice, be sarcastic and funny and act like you don't give a shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPGGfPWWWk
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sexualhelon on July 12, 2015, 07:05:52 PM
So how many of you guys prefer Tindr to OKCupid? Apples to Oranges? Better success rate with one or the other? And what is your actual success rate would you say?

Other questions would be: What type of photos do you put up and which one do you set as your profile pic?

Self summary or nah?

What's your opening message?

Do you try to get the chicks number and suggest meeting up sooner than later or chat on there for a while?

Anyone playing the swipe right for everything strategy?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on July 12, 2015, 07:14:30 PM
Alright, so me and my girl broke up a few weeks ago, so I've been checking this shit out. I made my profile on Tuesday or Wednesday, and I've gotten one match since then. I feel like there's gotta be something jacked in the system for that to be the case. Either that, or I'm really the least desirable man on the internet.

This shit is mad unhealthy for your brain. Social media narcissism feeder of grand proportions.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on July 13, 2015, 04:03:35 PM
It starts relatively slow cause not many girls have had a chance to view you yet so don't worry, I haven't even been on in a few weeks actually.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 16, 2015, 10:08:27 PM
fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 16, 2015, 10:29:01 PM
also to top it off im pretty sure my dad was in the basement while i was fucking her. We turned a movie on and it was loud then i suggested to go to my bedrrom when we got out the tv was super low.

cant wait to talk to my dad tomorrow!!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 16, 2015, 11:32:00 PM
fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck

If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 16, 2015, 11:36:32 PM
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fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
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If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.

believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 16, 2015, 11:39:53 PM
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fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
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If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.
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believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late

It's okay, I'm still a fan lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on July 17, 2015, 08:57:16 AM
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fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
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If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.
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believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late
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It's okay, I'm still a fan lol

Well there's always next time right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 17, 2015, 09:24:07 AM
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fucked a girl off okcupid tonight

we went to dinner and bought a six pack (split the bill) she had 2 beers i had 4 and a left over pounder that i had. She was nice but definitely deceived me about her weight. Not like she was huge but still gave me the wrong impression but she had a super cute face so i said fuck it let me work with what i got. We watched Wet hot american summer cause wallie d made me want to watch it then we went to my bed. Made her cum twice and i didn't even get off and to top it off the girl i have been DYING to hang out with texted me while i was fucking her saying "do you want to hang out tonight?". I have the worst fucking luck
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If you had said that you finished her and left because a friend need you and proceeded to hit that girl up I would've lost my shit and clapped harder and possibly cry with pride. But, good job on getting some.
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believe me i tried...... i texted her back to late
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It's okay, I'm still a fan lol
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Well there's always next time right?

The thing is its going to be hard with her. She works every single day till about 10:30 and she has two jobs, so i understand when she cancelled our previous dates but shes quitting on of her jobs i think really soon and she told me she probably wont be working every single day next week. So we are aiming for next week. If i missed my shot i will hate myself for the rest of my life


but she did send me a photo last night  :), but then she made me take a mirror selfie. I told her i would be way more embarrassed if she leaked the mirror selfie than my dick pics.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 17, 2015, 10:19:30 AM
Send her a pic of your dick in a mirror
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on July 17, 2015, 10:50:56 AM
Post her photo and your mirror selfie, we'll love you unconditionally
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 18, 2015, 09:31:47 AM
lemme see dat dick tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dengles on July 18, 2015, 03:24:34 PM
Met some asian girl off of Tinder last weekend she was just looking for a friend with benefits I fucked her, busted a good nut for the first time in like two months, and then could leave immediately afterwards to go to an Orioles game with my dad, it was a good day.  Fucking her again tomorrow and then seeing Dinosaur Jr. that night, is this my perfect week? 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 20, 2015, 01:00:29 AM
Tried downloading it to fuck around but the app doesn't work.  Some nonsense about a SMS code error

Have you tried deleting and re-downloading the app?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 20, 2015, 08:52:21 AM
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Tried downloading it to fuck around but the app doesn't work.  Some nonsense about a SMS code error
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Have you tried deleting and re-downloading the app?
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Tried just about every solution online.

What about deleting the app and then restarting your phone. Then re-downloading the app
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on July 20, 2015, 11:46:06 AM
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 20, 2015, 12:40:39 PM
A married buddy of mine intent on a threesome with his girl owes him just signed up for Threender (sp?).  Anyone ever try it?  I watched him go through matches and they were all single babes, and one attractive couple.  Surely they must be bots.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 20, 2015, 02:12:54 PM
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
What're you? Old?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 20, 2015, 02:50:40 PM
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.

That sounds scary
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Post by: posguy on July 20, 2015, 04:15:13 PM
Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
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That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on July 20, 2015, 04:39:24 PM
All of those are fairly reasonable responses.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ice nine on July 22, 2015, 03:40:48 PM
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Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
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That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
why would you lie? get off your high horse
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 22, 2015, 04:35:39 PM
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Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
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That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
I had that happen a while back, things were great for a while but she ended up being an asshole. I met my current lady on OkCupid and could not be happier, we're actually moving in together in a week. +10 for the internet, fuck real life.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 22, 2015, 07:51:59 PM
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this girl knows how to use a skate park the RIGHT way
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on July 23, 2015, 09:49:07 AM
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Have you tried just meeting a girl organically and getting to know her? I don't think that one is on the internet.
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That just happened to me 4 weeks ago, it's going pretty great. It's gonna be a relief when we get asked how we met and we have the same answer without any rehearsing beforehand.
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I had that happen a while back, things were great for a while but she ended up being an asshole. I met my current lady on OkCupid and could not be happier, we're actually moving in together in a week. +10 for the internet, fuck real life.

I had the exact opposite happen. Met a girl online, met her once, was in a relationship with crazy for almost 2 years.... maybe I should've met her more than once before starting a relationship with her.....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 29, 2015, 12:13:03 AM
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.


Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on July 29, 2015, 12:43:36 AM
jokes on you, gnard
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 29, 2015, 01:24:10 AM
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.


Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME

I think you have found the one lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 29, 2015, 07:33:00 AM
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.


Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME

The only reason you should get kooked for this is post is for thinking you should get kooked... nice work!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on July 29, 2015, 08:04:05 AM
Can't wait to get kooked a bunch of times for this post but at least this time you guys can actually be jealous of something.


Finally hung out with the girl i been dying to hang out with and she even looked better in person, i picked her up at like 11 pm and i almost blew it again with her. we had plans to hang out sunday night and then she didn't respond to any of my texts that day so i was thinking "fuck this girl is going to bail". So i hit up another girl from tinder and asked her to come over and she said yes. She was leaving the party as soon as the girl texted me saying hey we hanging out still? She didn't get any of my texts cause my phone is a piece of shit so i quickly told the other girl saying like hey my dad is bummed i drank all his beer so he doesn't want anyone over. fyi my dad doesn't drink. So i picked up the girl and we just came back to my house and drank a couple of beers but we started making out like right away. We missed so much of the movie i was like you wanna watch something else and she said lets watch this is the end. So as soon as that movie started we got to the good parts and started to have sex and im not talking out of my ass we had sex for an hour an half. She came twice like half way through so i was like cool my jobs done but she was determine to make me cum and she did about 40 minutes later. I felt like i lost 10 pounds after i busted it was insane, she gave it 110 % and that just makes me like her so much more. Best thing is she lives like 10 minutes or less than me and she wants to come over tomorrow night. YAY ME

(https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1382809015ra/6217526.gif)

Congrats man! If a girl doesn't respond to your texts, just remember she's got stuff going on too like friends, work, school, naps, you know, the everyday stuff. It doesn't automatically mean she's ditching you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on July 29, 2015, 08:20:38 AM
I will never know how you fucking do it Tobey, but more power to you. What a magnificent scenario.

Is this one of those sunbed girls?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 29, 2015, 09:11:27 AM
I will never know how you fucking do it Tobey, but more power to you. What a magnificent scenario.

Is this one of those sunbed girls?

This girl actually wasnt from tinder she went to the same high school as me actually just a couple years back of me. I got drunk one night and messaged her on facebook cause i noticed she was always liking my statuses and we just hit it off.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on July 29, 2015, 12:18:43 PM
pics
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Post by: Dr Steve Brule on July 29, 2015, 12:43:26 PM
pics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 29, 2015, 11:24:58 PM
^ first slap pals video

Hung out with her again tonight and i was sober. We watched the maze runner and i was getting in to it you know? like the movie was sick and the second one comes out soon but she kept distracting me. Like we would make out for a little and then i went back to the movie but everytime i did that she put her hands like around my dick. Finally i gave in and said 'okay want the tour of my room"? she was already in my room before so she thought that was funny so i just fucked her for like 30 minutes she got off 3 times and i didn't. I was sooooo close and i told her like stay right there but she would stay there for like a couple of seconds then just get crazy. So i gave up and plus i wasn't really in the mood to begin with but the past couple times i have had sex with condoms they always fall off like in to the girls pussy and its pretty unsexy for a girl to be digging around down there trying to find a condom, i don't know thats just me. Does this mean i have to buy bigger condoms?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 29, 2015, 11:30:54 PM
^ first slap pals video

Hung out with her again tonight and i was sober. We watched the maze runner and i was getting in to it you know? like the movie was sick and the second one comes out soon but she kept distracting me. Like we would make out for a little and then i went back to the movie but everytime i did that she put her hands like around my dick. Finally i gave in and said 'okay want the tour of my room"? she was already in my room before so she thought that was funny so i just fucked her for like 30 minutes she got off 3 times and i didn't. I was sooooo close and i told her like stay right there but she would stay there for like a couple of seconds then just get crazy. So i gave up and plus i wasn't really in the mood to begin with but the past couple times i have had sex with condoms they always fall off like in to the girls pussy and its pretty unsexy for a girl to be digging around down there trying to find a condom, i don't know thats just me. Does this mean i have to buy bigger condoms?
It means you should've finished the movie first. WILL POWER TOBEY.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 30, 2015, 12:07:02 AM
last words of advice guys, use this as your bio. Got matched up with a ton of cute girls with this thing

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11791609_10152878587152101_483257343_n.jpg?oh=875d9fc54bb19f8102c6b98781ae9317&oe=55BCB105)

Back to bumping the netflix thread every night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 30, 2015, 09:15:25 AM
How I imagine Tobey's dates going...
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 30, 2015, 09:23:16 AM
^my dick isnt THAT big. Plus i have never posted a dick picture on tinder, its just a funny bio because the girls on there say people post a ton of dick pictures. Told you guys be sarcastic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2015, 11:22:13 AM
^ first slap pals video

Hung out with her again tonight and i was sober. We watched the maze runner and i was getting in to it you know? like the movie was sick and the second one comes out soon but she kept distracting me. Like we would make out for a little and then i went back to the movie but everytime i did that she put her hands like around my dick. Finally i gave in and said 'okay want the tour of my room"? she was already in my room before so she thought that was funny so i just fucked her for like 30 minutes she got off 3 times and i didn't. I was sooooo close and i told her like stay right there but she would stay there for like a couple of seconds then just get crazy. So i gave up and plus i wasn't really in the mood to begin with but the past couple times i have had sex with condoms they always fall off like in to the girls pussy and its pretty unsexy for a girl to be digging around down there trying to find a condom, i don't know thats just me. Does this mean i have to buy bigger condoms?
it means you're too big for condoms playboy. unless you grab a garden snake out the yard and throw that jawn on you'll just keep having the same problem.
i had an epiphany reading your post. maybe like they should put a string at the end of em like tampons. i always like pulling a bloody tampon out by its little string, condom wouldn't be as neat but least it would be convenient.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on July 30, 2015, 12:05:34 PM
(http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/plastic-bag_thank-you.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on July 30, 2015, 12:21:06 PM
I've found adding the words "love brunch" to your bio boosts your match rate instantly. Bitches love brunch.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: weedpop on July 30, 2015, 02:42:25 PM
i had an epiphany reading your post. maybe like they should put a string at the end of em like tampons. i always like pulling a bloody tampon out by its little string, condom wouldn't be as neat but least it would be convenient.

Dude, that's what the handles are for.

I kind of doubt that Tobey is actually 'too big for condoms' given that he's quoted his size as being six inches on here before. Unless you have pop can girth, you shouldn't have any trouble finding condoms that fit at 6".

Try messing around with different sizes and see which one works best. The world doesn't need any more little Tobeys running around so its in all of our best interests that you keep that thing wrapped up. If all else fails, just run over to CVS and grab a couple of shopping bags.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on July 30, 2015, 02:53:17 PM
honestly a loose sock is gonna come off before a tight sock so if anything the condom is too big but like tobey, i like to contribute to the myth of tobey's giant dick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on July 30, 2015, 03:33:29 PM
im making a kickstarter to fly tobey and cigarettebeer out to take a picture of their dicks side by side. plz donate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on July 30, 2015, 03:39:30 PM
tobey what would you do if you were rawdoggin' some clam with your giant diamond cutter cock and she mentioned that she loved Joe Dirt II right in the middle of one your trademark extra extra extra deep strokes?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 30, 2015, 06:28:37 PM
tobey what would you do if you were rawdoggin' some clam with your giant diamond cutter cock and she mentioned that she loved Joe Dirt II right in the middle of one your trademark extra extra extra deep strokes?

if she loved joe dirt 2 i would just stop and make her leave, that movie was a huge let down
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on July 30, 2015, 11:55:48 PM
tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 31, 2015, 12:03:27 AM
tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?

i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on July 31, 2015, 12:39:08 AM
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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on July 31, 2015, 06:28:21 AM
That's what you would call a good problem.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 31, 2015, 09:17:12 AM
That's what you would call a good problem.


right?

if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on July 31, 2015, 09:40:33 AM
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That's what you would call a good problem.
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right?

if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.

Whoa whoa whoa... let's not start bashing the Bachelor
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 31, 2015, 06:32:33 PM
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That's what you would call a good problem.
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right?

if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.

yeah this is true, its just that im not in the mood for sex when i take my meds. Last night was a spur of the moment thing so i already took my meds. Sex is the worst when im on my meds, like last night the same thing happened before i was so close to cumming then nothing would happened. That shit frustrates me, dont get me wrong i was still in to it, but it sucks when you can't cum for sex no matter how long you put in to it. Still it was a good night though, just i need to plan things with her.

she gave me her hulu account though so she can get whatever she wants from me whenever
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on August 01, 2015, 09:31:49 AM
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That's what you would call a good problem.
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right?

if you want a girl who you can sit and watch tv with, you gotta put something on that she wants to watch. and that usually means sitting through something shitty like the bachelor. and trust me, you dont want to go from dick grabbing to the bachelor.
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yeah this is true, its just that im not in the mood for sex when i take my meds. Last night was a spur of the moment thing so i already took my meds. Sex is the worst when im on my meds, like last night the same thing happened before i was so close to cumming then nothing would happened. That shit frustrates me, dont get me wrong i was still in to it, but it sucks when you can't cum for sex no matter how long you put in to it. Still it was a good night though, just i need to plan things with her.

she gave me her hulu account though so she can get whatever she wants from me whenever

WB your cum?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Ccannon on August 01, 2015, 11:50:31 AM
I used Tinder back in 89 when women actually weren't all crab infested whores.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 02, 2015, 10:05:13 PM
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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time

Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 03, 2015, 06:38:31 AM
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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time
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Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.


for sure. buying condoms is sort of always a weird experience though. i once tried buying the 36 pack of trojans with a coupon. figured id be discrete and use the self check out but the coupon had to be scanned by the attendent and she had to key in like a 10 digit number to make it work. neither one of us made eye contact or said anything to each other through the whole transaction which just added to the awkwardness.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 03, 2015, 08:40:10 AM
when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on August 03, 2015, 10:35:33 AM
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tobey i picked up from subtle context clues that you got a big fat hog swingin in those swim trunks, confirm/deny?
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i honestly don't know, girls say i have a big dick but i think they are just being nice. I would be way more embarrassed if i went to the drug store and bought magnums, like basically ill just think the dude would be thinking this "what this pussy ass white boy thinking?"

also hung out with her again tonight and i wanted to watch the iceman, i have already seen it and she never have so i was really looking forward to her input. She just played with my dick the whole time
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Magnums fit most people, they're only slightly bigger (just putting it out there). But, just go there and try to think about something else. That is definitely better than unplanned children or STDs.
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for sure. buying condoms is sort of always a weird experience though. i once tried buying the 36 pack of trojans with a coupon. figured id be discrete and use the self check out but the coupon had to be scanned by the attendent and she had to key in like a 10 digit number to make it work. neither one of us made eye contact or said anything to each other through the whole transaction which just added to the awkwardness.

That's where the wonderfullness of self checkout comes in handy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on August 03, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.
You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 03, 2015, 11:44:37 AM
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when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.
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You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.

pumpkin season is coming up too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 03, 2015, 12:02:20 PM
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when i buy condoms i usually try to do it at the supermarket and buy cucumbers or zucchini as well. its the little things in life.
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You could do eggplant if you're feeling adventurous.
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pumpkin season is coming up too.

Don't forget about carrots
1,000 Ways To Die...By Carrot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ8cdL0ELRg#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 03, 2015, 09:55:54 PM
Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 03, 2015, 10:26:00 PM
Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.

Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 03, 2015, 10:45:36 PM
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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.
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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?

well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 03, 2015, 10:50:06 PM
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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.
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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?
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well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up

Well I am glad to hear. I wish you nothing but the best of luck. Thank you for the great stories.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 04, 2015, 12:03:28 AM
good luck tobey !
i just made an account and i'm scared as fuck !!! ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on August 04, 2015, 07:27:36 AM
treat her right n if you dont cum just focus and keep tryin and you'll get there.  PROUD OF YOU  :'( :-* :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 04, 2015, 07:57:14 AM
Round of applause for Tobey
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on August 04, 2015, 07:57:56 AM
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Just deleted my account.

I would like to thank the OP for showing me this app, i would also like to thank anyone who ever gave me a gnar in this thread. Also would like to thank the girls that let me violate them only after knowing me for one night, you the real MVPS.
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Does this mean you are settling down for that girl?
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well im going to try and not fuck things up like i always have done with girls. Like i was on it last night and got matched up with girls and talked to some girls, and i just asked myself "what the fuck am i doing"? I have a great girl who is always down to hang out, i find her cute, not a big drinker (i find that a positive since we don't always need alcohol to hang out), and she lives in my area. So before i went even further on tinder i just decided tonight to give this idea of being in a relationship a chance. I'm 23 and never had a girlfriend because i just liked going on to the next girl. But i think its time to grow up

You got this dude!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on August 04, 2015, 11:41:25 AM
Might as well lock this thread now yo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mattofallmatts on August 04, 2015, 01:27:34 PM
Might as well lock this thread now yo

second that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gnarwhal on August 04, 2015, 04:17:01 PM
got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 04, 2015, 10:24:39 PM
Just an fyi for those people trying to step up their game on there, those bios i post actually work. I think i had the most success was the " I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here" and i also made a quick one the other night that was " I'm in the Guinness World Record book for smallest penis". I got like 2 matches in a night with that one. Seriously just put random shit in your bio's   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on August 05, 2015, 06:45:47 AM
Just an fyi for those people trying to step up their game on there, those bios i post actually work. I think i had the most success was the " I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here" and i also made a quick one the other night that was " I'm in the Guinness World Record book for smallest penis". I got like 2 matches in a night with that one. Seriously just put random shit in your bio's   
before I got a girlfriend and when I was still on the tinder train I had the most results with "I'm tall and I make really good mac and cheese." and "I eat pancakes for every meal."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ttching! on August 05, 2015, 11:21:35 AM
got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f30ba27305fb45d20b3646a478806c7/tumblr_nrg52tZKB41twaqe1o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 05, 2015, 11:24:36 AM
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got banned from tinder today.  i guess it had something to do with posting a picture of my wiener on "my moments" after getting pretty drunk a few nights back
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/3f30ba27305fb45d20b3646a478806c7/tumblr_nrg52tZKB41twaqe1o1_400.jpg)

It was at this moment, Jackson knew he fucked up. - Vine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuIpX6m5W3w#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: zeepers on August 05, 2015, 12:17:55 PM
went to Denver for a week, hopped on tinder with no intention on actually meeting anyone. Opened every conversation with the line from Joe Dirt, "hey i'm new in town. looking for my parents." NOT A SINGLE GIRL caught on, although some initiated conversation. dropped a bunch of lines about silver town and about how my parents left me at the grand canyon, still not a single girl saw through my facade. I wish they would have...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on August 05, 2015, 12:25:10 PM
Remember when Tobey was afraid to even go outside? God damn, I'm proud of you son.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 05, 2015, 12:53:33 PM
got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 05, 2015, 01:01:00 PM
got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...

Double fist bro. Deal with the older one first and get at the youngin later. I would imagine the 40 year old is the one with the higher maintenance.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on August 05, 2015, 01:34:46 PM
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got a match with a 40 years old skinny woman, but i met a 18 years old girl today at the park who is incredibly hot and cool (i'm 38), my mind is fucked...
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Double fist bro. Deal with the older one first and get at the youngin later. I would imagine the 40 year old is the one with the higher maintenance.

The older one would be the one who actually know what she's doing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 05, 2015, 06:31:32 PM
i know, but the 18 girl is really really beautiful and looks more 20-22, and the older one not so much and looks 45-50...perfect huge tits or no tits at all hmm... ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 05, 2015, 07:01:02 PM
Don't wait for us to justify your decisions, man. It's obvious that you know what you want, fuck that little girl give her a lollipop and tell her it's your little secret. Jesus fucking Christ.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 05, 2015, 07:26:27 PM
haha you ruined it all
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: zeepers on August 06, 2015, 07:21:59 AM
haha you ruined it all

if it's not you hooking up with her it's just gonna be some other 38 year old. I say go for it. I'm 25 now, but last year I had a summer fling that lasted about a month with a girl who was 19. it was purely sexual due to the circumstances, but she was really sweet, and super super hot. wife material if the timing was better.

she was in my town for 3 months on summer break from college, I broke it off a month in because she was kind of naive, would talk about her ex, and she did that thing girls do where they kiss really loudly. you know, when they purposely make that smooching noise. shit drove me crazy. so I broke it off... I look back on it and kick myself so hard. I should have rode that out as long as possible. 18 - 21 year old girls these days are FREAKS. I basically Costanzed the whole situation and I will never forgive myself.

don't be me. don't end up kicking yourself. don't be a Costanza.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 06, 2015, 09:22:16 AM
thanks for the advice, man, i don't wanna be a serial fucker, i'm more a lover, feelings and shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: zeepers on August 06, 2015, 10:07:45 AM
thanks for the advice, man, i don't wanna be a serial fucker, i'm more a lover, feelings and shit

same here. one of the reasons I broke it off with her was because I actually really liked her, but was also on a hot streak at the time. just do what FEELS right. (18 year olds feel right btw.)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 06, 2015, 11:59:27 AM
i feel it's like a crossroad in my life, i make an account on tinder and the day after i meet a really interesting girl IN REAL LIFE ! fuck tinder ! i started to chat tonight with the most beautiful girl in the world(that girl) on facebook and i'll teach her skateboarding tomorrow ! one year and a half after the mother of my child broke up with me in the worst conditions ! wooooooooow life is good !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 06, 2015, 12:16:23 PM
yeah, stoked for you!

also: pics!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 06, 2015, 12:53:43 PM
thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on August 06, 2015, 01:05:24 PM
thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^

since i`ve just recently come out of a long-term-relationship i am kinda on the getwhatyouget-train, so yeah.

but stoked that you found someone you like! dont push too hard though.. i usually make that mistake after coming out of relationships.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 06, 2015, 01:12:56 PM
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thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^
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since i`ve just recently come out of a long-term-relationship i am kinda on the getwhatyouget-train, so yeah.

but stoked that you found someone you like! dont push too hard though.. i usually make that mistake after coming out of relationships.
yeah i know, don't worry, but god if i could show you a pic of that girl.....heaven on earth....i don't even know if i will kiss hear in the next days but she have everything, funny sexy ....an angel on earth ! and that 40 woman is a good person, chatted with her, she's cool, but.....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on August 14, 2015, 08:45:19 PM
I've had a decent set of matches within the past week(9-12 of em) but I can't get a single one of them to say a word to me and when one does message back it turns out to be a spambot. Apparently none of my current matches have been active since I've messaged them so I guess they haven't seen any of em. Just started trying to play on me being 6'5, having tattoos, skating, and being able to play piano which feels corny to do but I gotta sell myself to these people.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 14, 2015, 08:57:09 PM
I've had a decent set of matches within the past week(9-12 of em) but I can't get a single one of them to say a word to me and when one does message back it turns out to be a spambot. Apparently none of my current matches have been active since I've messaged them so I guess they haven't seen any of em. Just started trying to play on me being 6'5, having tattoos, skating, and being able to play piano which feels corny to do but I gotta sell myself to these people.

Im going to try to think of a good pick up line for you. Mine was "hey i lost weight recently so will you celebrate with me by eating a bunch of food and drinking all night and also doing a netflix date? See you get two dates in one with me"

Now you are pretty lanky so i kind of am doing the opposite with you with my pick up line, try this " Hey im way too lanky can you help me to get to an appropriate weight by eating a bunch of food with me and drinking a bunch"?

Now i think this might work cause you dis arm your self to them and plus i think the girls will get a kick out of it because who ever complained about being lanky? Try that with one of the girls and see how it works   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on August 14, 2015, 09:19:11 PM
Sounds good. As unsuccessful as my dating life has been I'm pretty confident as of late in myself when it comes to talking and getting women to like me based on girls openly expressing multiple times how much they enjoy my personality and being around me. I've just always feared putting myself out there and getting rejection but I'm kinda over that shit now and would rather get rejected early on so I can move on to find someone else who might actually like me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 14, 2015, 09:29:07 PM
Sounds good. As unsuccessful as my dating life has been I'm pretty confident as of late in myself when it comes to talking and getting women to like me based on girls openly expressing multiple times how much they enjoy my personality and being around me. I've just always feared putting myself out there and getting rejection but I'm kinda over that shit now and would rather get rejected early on so I can move on to find someone else who might actually like me.

Yeah that was so great about tinder for me, towards the end i just didn't give a shit. Like you will get match up with someone new and you got like 10 matches in a week, i think i only got like 8 in a week. But don't like brag about you skating, when it gets to the point of the conversation of telling each other your instagrams she will most likely will bring up " Oh you skateboard?".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on August 14, 2015, 10:11:08 PM
Yeah I just mention skating in the bio section. Definitely not gonna brag about it. Thanks tho. Been looking through this thread at your other tips too in order to improve my chances.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: jack burton on August 19, 2015, 06:42:33 PM
went to Denver for a week, hopped on tinder with no intention on actually meeting anyone. Opened every conversation with the line from Joe Dirt, "hey i'm new in town. looking for my parents." NOT A SINGLE GIRL caught on, although some initiated conversation. dropped a bunch of lines about silver town and about how my parents left me at the grand canyon, still not a single girl saw through my facade. I wish they would have...

This. This I like.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 28, 2015, 10:39:23 PM
WHAT UP

Back at it, this girl i got matched up with awhile ago but never did anything but now im charming her pants. The last text is the text she meant to send to her friend. Shes 18 :)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlt1/v/t34.0-12/11951077_10152938438762101_990602988_n.jpg?oh=12c257d7350be305e156b4f6007d3178&oe=55E41456)

Im taking it as shes happy we are talking again and im showing interest this time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: OldmanEpic on August 28, 2015, 11:31:11 PM
Tobey, you have no game at all

Get your shit together
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 29, 2015, 05:44:06 AM
Tobey, you have no game at all

Get your shit together

beg to differ, im hanging out with her tomorrow night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: OldmanEpic on August 29, 2015, 10:03:44 AM
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Tobey, you have no game at all

Get your shit together
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beg to differ, im hanging out with her tomorrow night

Just bustin your tinder balls tobey...

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 01, 2015, 09:27:41 PM
Restarted my tindr and now I can't get any matches and whenever I do its spam as fuck. How is that even possible that none of the actual real life women that I've swiped right on have done the same back?   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: busey on September 02, 2015, 06:38:04 AM
thanks my bro hercules, here's a pic of the 40 woman of tinder(or kind of tinder, badoo) for you !
http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj (http://imageshack.us/i/idIsoCnxj)
she would have been the first victim of my serial fucker carrier....didn't feel her that much, you would ? ^^
dj inevitable horoscope tattoo on the 1's and 2's
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 04, 2015, 11:11:51 PM
since i can't use my go to pick up line since im sober now im trying a new one

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11997133_10152953127752101_1344196995_n.jpg?oh=0a0ebfb6ce89e7969ab53b7b7ba41874&oe=55ED54F6)

let you know if it works
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 05, 2015, 12:41:14 AM
What's your bio read?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 05, 2015, 06:50:29 AM
What's your bio read?

"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"

also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dark Knight on September 05, 2015, 06:53:41 AM
This shit only works for young people doesn't it? 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 05, 2015, 06:55:40 AM
This shit only works for young people doesn't it? 

Yeah probably
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 05, 2015, 07:05:52 AM
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What's your bio read?
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"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"

also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.     
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DMH on September 05, 2015, 08:58:42 AM
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What's your bio read?
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"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"

also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
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Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.     

We can probably aim a little higher than this, right?

I'm just gonna throw it out there that you probably won't meet a girl you genuinely enjoy being around on Tinder. You might get a weird date here and there, a la Tobey, but, if you think you can stand it, you're better off just spending your time doing the things you enjoy, learning some new stuff, and checking out new places. I think you're much more likely to meet someone you actually like when you're in the midst of just taking care of yourself and being in the places you want to be.

I also maintain that Tinder is not good for your self-image, especially if you already experience self-esteem issues. The immediacy of it and the constant ups and downs of hope vs. lack of fulfillment will definitely fuck up your brain chemistry. I've been swiping and sad, and I've felt my brain get kind of addicted to that shit. But there's a lot to see in the world that goes unseen if your mind is constantly preparing for that next dopamine hit that comes with a match (or the disappointment that comes with no match).
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 05, 2015, 09:03:19 AM
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What's your bio read?
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"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"

also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
[close]
Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.      
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We can probably aim a little higher than this, right?

I'm just gonna throw it out there that you probably won't meet a girl you genuinely enjoy being around on Tinder. You might get a weird date here and there, a la Tobey, but, if you think you can stand it, you're better off just spending your time doing the things you enjoy, learning some new stuff, and checking out new places. I think you're much more likely to meet someone you actually like when you're in the midst of just taking care of yourself and being in the places you want to be.

I also maintain that Tinder is not good for your self-image, especially if you already experience self-esteem issues. The immediacy of it and the constant ups and downs of hope vs. lack of fulfillment will definitely fuck up your brain chemistry. I've been swiping and sad, and I've felt my brain get kind of addicted to that shit. But there's a lot to see in the world that goes unseen if your mind is constantly preparing for that next dopamine hit that comes with a match (or the disappointment that comes with no match).

I'm basically back on it for rebounds. I know I'm not going to meet the special someone on tinder and i don't really want one at the moment. I like weird dates and have been on them and they are my favorite ones cause I'm also weird. I'm just trying to have some fun now, maybe try out some other pick up lines for some pals to use.

edit: also brave, im from a pretty bland area if you go on my instagram all those bios work pretty well. I started to realize girls are way more in to humor from a guy instead of his looks, but you got the looks down cause you are tall and lanky. But i might actually have a funny bio for you, do you live in an area where you basically only see white girls on tinder? I was thinking maybe you should use this bio, " You wouldn't guess this but im actually black". I think the white girls would love that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 05, 2015, 11:00:43 AM
Vaginas/women man. They like boa constrictors. Slither around then strangle you till you can't breahte no more.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: BraveUlysses on September 05, 2015, 07:03:34 PM
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What's your bio read?
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"I post pictures of my wiener all the time on here"

also that message kind of worked but she thought i was serious but i told her i was sarcastic so its all good
[close]
Word. I don't think weird bios work or profile pictures work for the most part around where I live even if its funny. Pretty plain area full of plain bland people. One of my friends whose as average white guy as it gets has a boring ass bio and he met his ex fiance from tindr so I think I'm gonna stick with my boring ass bio.      
[close]

We can probably aim a little higher than this, right?

I'm just gonna throw it out there that you probably won't meet a girl you genuinely enjoy being around on Tinder. You might get a weird date here and there, a la Tobey, but, if you think you can stand it, you're better off just spending your time doing the things you enjoy, learning some new stuff, and checking out new places. I think you're much more likely to meet someone you actually like when you're in the midst of just taking care of yourself and being in the places you want to be.

I also maintain that Tinder is not good for your self-image, especially if you already experience self-esteem issues. The immediacy of it and the constant ups and downs of hope vs. lack of fulfillment will definitely fuck up your brain chemistry. I've been swiping and sad, and I've felt my brain get kind of addicted to that shit. But there's a lot to see in the world that goes unseen if your mind is constantly preparing for that next dopamine hit that comes with a match (or the disappointment that comes with no match).
[close]

I'm basically back on it for rebounds. I know I'm not going to meet the special someone on tinder and i don't really want one at the moment. I like weird dates and have been on them and they are my favorite ones cause I'm also weird. I'm just trying to have some fun now, maybe try out some other pick up lines for some pals to use.

edit: also brave, im from a pretty bland area if you go on my instagram all those bios work pretty well. I started to realize girls are way more in to humor from a guy instead of his looks, but you got the looks down cause you are tall and lanky. But i might actually have a funny bio for you, do you live in an area where you basically only see white girls on tinder? I was thinking maybe you should use this bio, " You wouldn't guess this but im actually black". I think the white girls would love that
Yeah its mainly white people so I'm just gonna go ahead and see what's up with that bio haha. I don't think I'm aiming to find someone I genuinely enjoy on tindr. I don't really expect much from it. Idk a date or something would be cool.   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 06, 2015, 06:04:35 AM
since i can't use my go to pick up line since im sober now im trying a new one

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11997133_10152953127752101_1344196995_n.jpg?oh=0a0ebfb6ce89e7969ab53b7b7ba41874&oe=55ED54F6)

let you know if it works

Tobey, you're fucking killing it, and are an inspiration.
If my girl wouldn't go full thermal nuclear war I would be super down to make a fake account and just start cooking up zingers.
Until then, I'm playing popcorn eater, watching this thread like parks and rec.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on September 06, 2015, 08:29:29 AM
(https://assets.rbl.ms/1889147/980x.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on September 06, 2015, 08:54:40 AM
ugh, just got back on it.  girlfriend is moving out of the country in a couple weeks.  its weird to kind of have a scheduled date in the near future to break up.  anyway, getting matches again and feeling weird to message back.  part of me wants to get on it now, but part of me thinks i should wait until she leaves.  too old to be sneaking around like that, but i feel like i need to get a jump start. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 07, 2015, 07:14:03 PM
sk8 or die bros

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11998377_10152958566717101_1181155864_n.jpg?oh=e15deb97d0b065aaaec27f2945883ad9&oe=55F02BD0)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on September 07, 2015, 08:06:39 PM
Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 07, 2015, 08:36:04 PM
Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.

That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on September 08, 2015, 12:29:21 AM
send a pic of your pink cigar and ask her to tell you about intercourse LMAO also say i see u like to ride wood  A FUCKING CLASSIC SK8R JOKE sure to make her laugh LOL
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on September 08, 2015, 09:48:52 PM
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Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
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That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."

The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.

Awful, awful people.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on September 08, 2015, 09:56:28 PM
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Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
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That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
[close]

The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.

Awful, awful people.
i love girls using that quote, am i crooked ?^^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 09, 2015, 08:38:15 PM
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Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
[close]

That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
[close]

The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.

Awful, awful people.
That one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 09, 2015, 08:48:33 PM
I've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort.  And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on September 09, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
I've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort.  And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.
I have noticed this too. I'd like to know as well
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on September 10, 2015, 01:10:13 AM
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I've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort.  And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.
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I have noticed this too. I'd like to know as well
the girls want to look strong.. scaring away all potentially dangerous strangers from meeting them. the guys are using their worms to bait their victims so they can rip their guts out, and hang them on the wall. duh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 10, 2015, 01:14:37 AM
either that or they really like playing with (and eating) things that smell like fish ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the canadian suit on September 10, 2015, 08:06:31 AM
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I've been using Tinder since last March, and I've noticed that a lot of girls have photos of themselves at the gun range, or at least holding a rifle or gun of some sort.  And the girls I've gone on dates with have said that there are a lot of guys with pictures of themselves holding fish. It's a strange contrast and it makes me wonder if there's hidden symbolism involved.
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I have noticed this too. I'd like to know as well
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the girls want to look strong.. scaring away all potentially dangerous strangers from meeting them. the guys are using their worms to bait their victims so they can rip their guts out, and hang them on the wall. duh

You're reading into it too far. The girls like to give handjobs and the guys like to fingerblast. That is all
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: dillanharp on September 10, 2015, 08:12:41 AM
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Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
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That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
[close]

The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.

Awful, awful people.
[close]
That one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.
Bobby Peru, Marilyn expert.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 10, 2015, 06:55:09 PM
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Girls that brag about being sarcastic are the worst.
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That gets me too. And girls who say "wanderlust."
[close]

The absolute worst is if they have the marilyn monroe quote "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle my worst" or however that goes.

Awful, awful people.
[close]
That one's a double whammy because Marilyn Monroe didn't even say it.
[close]
Bobby Peru, Marilyn expert.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/7Dk4apSbWKpZ6/giphy.gif)

For real though, trashy quote aside, inability to use Google is a heck of a red flag.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 10, 2015, 08:40:44 PM
ever since i used this photo which was the other night, i just got back on tinder and got like 5 matches already and im still swiping

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12004080_10152958604212101_2294534922476191982_n.jpg?oh=15ccb2a394466aa9e3866ea0f87e26b5&oe=56AB4166)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 10, 2015, 08:58:49 PM
also.....

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/12007117_10152963952372101_2005046104_n.jpg?oh=642e9f7daf8440b9cba23aef6d9f9387&oe=55F44EDA)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t34.0-12/12000017_10152963952452101_582076708_n.jpg?oh=028b69c06588c772698e6da02c901426&oe=55F45007)
(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t34.0-12/12000108_10152963952617101_1535353665_n.jpg?oh=a45c962d8fa29533b91d09e505d9de1a&oe=55F42FD2)

Im going to send her a picture of my asshole
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CINCINNATI on September 10, 2015, 09:02:20 PM
^ got a pic of the girl?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 10, 2015, 09:05:35 PM
^ got a pic of the girl?

Na i didn't give her any imformation about me like my social media stuff or anything but im going to be like "okay you win whats your number and ill send a dick picture". When she opens up the message it will be my asshole
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 12, 2015, 10:48:31 PM
okcupid sucks, you got girls photo shopping on there

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t34.0-12/11998612_10152968766727101_395184036_n.jpg?oh=8e95f5aa669900c825ae02cf7bc0c1ea&oe=55F6FCD5)

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t34.0-12/11997186_10152968766857101_328802035_n.jpg?oh=4d295625dd7f33ee8c8f1b5ff95c0865&oe=55F6FCAC)

also some girl i got matched up withs moment

(https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t34.0-12/12022969_10152968769707101_2114162359_n.jpg?oh=3ce50fc65d042a7d5a6f7fd50490aa81&oe=55F80398)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 13, 2015, 10:51:21 PM
^ that girl didn't respond to any of my nice messages so i said " i eat the booty the groceries". what can go wrong?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 13, 2015, 11:33:23 PM
i have never disliked someones mental health in this way before

lol don't blame my mental health, blame how im a little drunk. That's way more believable
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 14, 2015, 08:54:38 PM
Hung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry  ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 15, 2015, 10:01:53 AM
Hung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry  ;)


Whatever happens, don't expect it to pan out for very long. And whatever happens, get as much as you can while you can.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on September 15, 2015, 11:28:15 AM
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Hung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry  ;)
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Whatever happens, don't expect it to pan out for very long. And whatever happens, get as much as you can while you can.
they grow up so fast.... ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Abyss1 on September 15, 2015, 01:31:49 PM
can you use tinder w.o facebook ??? I just installed the app and its asking me to sign on using a Fb account...and dont have one
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 15, 2015, 05:20:10 PM
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Hung out with the 18 year old tonight and it was really fun. We didn't have sex because she didn't want to and plus i just got out of a somewhat relationship were a girl used me just for sex so i was fine with that. Didn't take her to any of my normal spots, we went to some little restaurant. We shared a pizza then we went back to my house to watch "This is the end". Which i never got to see, first time with a girl i bought it and i was blacked out drunk, the second time with another girl we just had sex for the whole movie, so actually seeing it was fun. Now we still had fun tonight, a lot of making out which im a big fan of and lots of me grabbing her ass and she has a great one!! Now i kind of feel like a dick, i mean im 23 and shes 18. I am going to hang out with her again and since i kind of had a relationship before her that i think i might be ready for one. Just sucks shes 5 years younger than me but i just made a decision that i don't really give a fuck about a girls age after she turns 18. We both like each other and we just had a great first date so i don't really care that much if i get called a creep. Still will be posting stupid messages and moments from girls from tinder so don't worry  ;)
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Whatever happens, don't expect it to pan out for very long. And whatever happens, get as much as you can while you can.
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they grow up so fast.... ;D

hahahah well i met this girl like last year so we talked a lot but especially the last two months. Unless she is fucking with me, which i don't see that she is cause we didn't have sex. But like i said i was in a somewhat relationship with the last girl and i think im ready to put it all out there. I guess i don't consider her a girl form tinder cause she deleted hers awhile ago and i kind of forget we even met on tinder. Shes from my area and goes to the same school as me, i guess i see it differently from the other girls i met on there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 15, 2015, 09:57:56 PM
I'm hanging out with her again tomorrow night and im not going to sleep with her. I feel like thats the reason why i get over girls so much cause i fuck them the first time we hang out and i just get bored of them, lets see how this goes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dirtymac on September 16, 2015, 11:28:14 AM
I'm hanging out with her again tomorrow night and im not going to sleep with her. I feel like thats the reason why i get over girls so much cause i fuck them the first time we hang out and i just get bored of them, lets see how this goes
Just remember that 10 years from now you'll be having to pay to bang girls that age...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on September 16, 2015, 11:46:59 AM
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I'm hanging out with her again tomorrow night and im not going to sleep with her. I feel like thats the reason why i get over girls so much cause i fuck them the first time we hang out and i just get bored of them, lets see how this goes
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Just remember that 10 years from now you'll be having to pay to bang girls that age...
hahaha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on September 16, 2015, 01:44:48 PM
1 comeback one-liner and all of a sudden YOU ROCK!  ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/IqoDVZT.jpg?1)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: InternetDaddy on September 16, 2015, 01:47:21 PM
repeated letters mean she either really wants it or she is regular (probably both)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on September 16, 2015, 01:56:29 PM
repeated letters mean she either really wants it or she is regular (probably both)

Both. And thicker than advertised.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 16, 2015, 02:40:07 PM
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repeated letters mean she either really wants it or she is regular (probably both)
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Both. And thicker than advertised.

tripple bonus
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 16, 2015, 11:46:26 PM
went bowling with her and her friends tonight. I forgot how much i liked dates. She was talking all this shit saying she would beat me cause she used to be in a league and it was close towards the end but i beat her. Almost got a turkey and now she claims she let me win, YEAH RIGHT. i fucking rule at bowling 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the canadian suit on September 17, 2015, 07:57:07 AM
1 comeback one-liner and all of a sudden YOU ROCK!  ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/IqoDVZT.jpg?1)

Wait is this how tinder works? all in one screenshot it goes from initial greeting to asking to fuck?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on September 17, 2015, 11:42:55 AM
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1 comeback one-liner and all of a sudden YOU ROCK!  ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/IqoDVZT.jpg?1)
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Wait is this how tinder works? all in one screenshot it goes from initial greeting to asking to fuck?

Depends on the girl, you can figure it out between the bio and photos if you're going to waste more than a paragraph's worth of time. This one's bio said she liked to party and smoke weed. Was cute, so she got the fuck invite, and nothing more.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 05, 2015, 08:38:48 PM
can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Noble Experiment on October 07, 2015, 04:39:57 PM
Been using "yo gurl you see the new Rick and Morty? That shit was tight" as an opener for the past few days. I've either been getting no responses or "huh? What's that?".
Today I finally got a reply from a girl that said something along the lines of "omg it was sooo good. I wish the season didn't end so soon though".
We shall see where it goes from here....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on October 07, 2015, 06:34:53 PM
Been using "yo gurl you see the new Rick and Morty? That shit was tight" as an opener for the past few days. I've either been getting no responses or "huh? What's that?".
Today I finally got a reply from a girl that said something along the lines of "omg it was sooo good. I wish the season didn't end so soon though".
We shall see where it goes from here....

when they say "what's that?" you should tell em its the names of your nuts
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on October 08, 2015, 09:02:43 AM
can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)

ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 08, 2015, 09:20:05 AM
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can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?

Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on October 08, 2015, 12:40:21 PM
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can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?
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Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.

YEAAAAH BOI! That's great to hear man! The corny stuff is what makes you a decent boyfriend though. Getting flowers for her mom was a great thing to do! That's how you make sure you stay around, plus she's gotta like you but you already got that one covered it seems. Happy for ya man!

sidenote - I'm loving this super like feature although once a day is pretty frustrating. I messaged a girl I super liked this morning saying "good morning :) how are you this morning" and she messaged me back with "Well I woke up to a message from you so great!" you know, those little things.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on October 11, 2015, 11:24:20 AM
whoever said "this shit is mad unhealthy for your brain" a few pages back, i completely agree with you. it really fucks with your head, havent used it in like 5 months and wouldnt get back on it either
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on October 11, 2015, 12:19:30 PM
whoever said "this shit is mad unhealthy for your brain" a few pages back, i completely agree with you. it really fucks with your head, havent used it in like 5 months and wouldnt get back on it either
if you're getting rejected all the time it's unhealthy for your brain. if you're getting laid every time it's unhealthy for your dick. i'm glad i don't have a phone to tempt me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on October 14, 2015, 04:21:44 PM
Damn these two guys lured a third to where they were with Tinder and beat the shit out of him...

http://patch.com/massachusetts/medford/medford-men-arrested-after-beating-robbing-man-0 (http://patch.com/massachusetts/medford/medford-men-arrested-after-beating-robbing-man-0)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Monty Burns on October 16, 2015, 04:53:26 PM
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can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?
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Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.


Yo hit us up when she starts bugging you and you need to fake your own death again . Slap can prob hook you up with a new identity in another city or country
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2015, 09:40:07 PM
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can someone use this bio and tell me if it works? I deleted tinder after i made it, im actually ina relationship now, GROSS.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12086864_10153003831407101_1414057948_n.jpg?oh=648884c6241b8b5f86b26449a6c3813a&oe=56164141)
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ewwww relationships are icky and strange.... how's it going so far?
[close]

Pretty damn awesome. We just started to have sex like a little more than a week ago and i have been cumming every time with her, except for the first time ( my meds kind of ruined it for me). But yeah i never been in a relationship before so im doing all the corny shit, like post pictures of us when i take her out on dates and i even got her mom flowers when i first met her mom. I think we been dating for about a month and a half and its been non stop fun for me. I'm getting her in to the first season of true detective, we just started to watch that last night and she likes it.
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Yo hit us up when she starts bugging you and you need to fake your own death again . Slap can prob hook you up with a new identity in another city or country

Check the "things you are stoked on" thread, shes stuck with me now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 18, 2015, 02:05:42 AM
went bowling with her and her friends tonight. I forgot how much i liked dates. She was talking all this shit saying she would beat me cause she used to be in a league and it was close towards the end but i beat her. Almost got a turkey and now she claims she let me win, YEAH RIGHT. i fucking rule at bowling  

LOL, Thanks for this Tobey! You sound like a love struck teenager. Hope it all works out for you lovebirds. xo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paco Supreme on November 18, 2015, 04:14:49 AM
This your handy work tobey?
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5d9e15873666fa60e6e58eab5cf320a0/tumblr_n4yde3CTEp1qewacoo2_500.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Julz on November 18, 2015, 06:58:51 AM
This your handy work tobey?
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/5d9e15873666fa60e6e58eab5cf320a0/tumblr_n4yde3CTEp1qewacoo2_500.jpg)

 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 18, 2015, 05:44:32 PM
^not my work

People don't know how serious i take subway surfers

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/12272719_10153068407807101_873610038_n.jpg?oh=11da4af91693e3b75904cee6c4fc98d2&oe=564F3FD9)

edit: New pick up line for you boys. Got to give me co worker some credit though he told me the second part, i made up the first part

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/12233063_10153068431507101_1741094354_n.jpg?oh=5c04100cd68aec365563f1e9a4edb124&oe=564F5F40)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 18, 2015, 06:03:50 PM
maybe I should try tinder. it seems like there's only dudes on grindr and I end up having sex with them even though I'm not gay.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 18, 2015, 08:11:02 PM
maybe I should try tinder. it seems like there's only dudes on grindr and I end up having sex with them even though I'm not gay.

Alex Olson called, mentioned he wants his shtick back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: camel filters on November 18, 2015, 08:14:20 PM
(http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr55/jphuang4104/IMG_5568.jpg) (http://s469.photobucket.com/user/jphuang4104/media/IMG_5568.jpg.html)

She never responded. Fuck  she was wife material...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Allen. on November 19, 2015, 09:32:27 AM
best
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 20, 2015, 07:41:04 PM
Guys if you really want to impress a girl on tinder, do this. Say do you like Orange is the new black? 9 out of 10 times they will say yes, then you say you have a better show than that. Say its way more intense and its British, its called Wentworth.

Trust me it works
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 28, 2015, 12:38:22 PM
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ohhgreenworld on November 28, 2015, 12:42:46 PM
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

If shit goes downhill, just remember: She's in the wrong
haha
Goodluck bud
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on November 28, 2015, 07:22:13 PM
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11
you're playing this game too much! better be wrapping it up my dude, because tinder is a cesspool
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on November 29, 2015, 05:00:12 PM
I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11

where them deets?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 29, 2015, 06:02:13 PM
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I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11
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where them deets?

She bailed, guess she came to her senses.

But i went on a date tonight, didn't have fun at all. Maybe its because im not ready to go back to hooking up with random girls just for a night, or maybe she wasn't that attractive. She did suck my dick though and swallowed but she doesn't like cats and i have 4 cats, ill either use the excuse saying im not ready for dating again or that she doesn't like cats to not hang out with this girl again
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paul Cicero on November 30, 2015, 02:47:15 AM
Guys if you really want to impress a girl on tinder, do this. Say do you like Orange is the new black? 9 out of 10 times they will say yes, then you say you have a better show than that. Say its way more intense and its British, its called Wentworth.

Trust me it works

Wentworth is Australian.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Paul Cicero on November 30, 2015, 02:50:10 AM
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I got matched up with my ex's friend on tinder. Can't tell if shes being sarcastic because we are sending each other messages. Fuck it im going to get drunk and go for it tonight.

Give you the details at 11
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where them deets?
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She bailed, guess she came to her senses.

But i went on a date tonight, didn't have fun at all. Maybe its because im not ready to go back to hooking up with random girls just for a night, or maybe she wasn't that attractive. She did suck my dick though and swallowed but she doesn't like cats and i have 4 cats, ill either use the excuse saying im not ready for dating again or that she doesn't like cats to not hang out with this girl again

My man!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on November 30, 2015, 07:28:31 PM
so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 30, 2015, 07:48:48 PM
so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?

My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....

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Post by: pencil on November 30, 2015, 07:59:31 PM
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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
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My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....



that sucks man i know that feeling all too well
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on November 30, 2015, 08:06:52 PM
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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
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My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....


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that sucks man i know that feeling all too well

Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on November 30, 2015, 08:10:05 PM
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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
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My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....


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that sucks man i know that feeling all too well
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Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling

if i added you on insta would you hit me with some DMs on tinder game?
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Post by: tobey on November 30, 2015, 08:19:00 PM
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so i just got out of a 5 year relationship and moved back in with mom and dad due to some shit.
should i make a tinder profile? what should i do/say?
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My date was so bad i ended up texting my ex tonight.....


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that sucks man i know that feeling all too well
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Yeah but trolling on there can be fun thing to do when you're drunk. I only did it when i was with my ex because i would never cheat on any girl so there was no pressure on whether a girl will respond back to me or not. Actually girls responded way more when i was trolling
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if i added you on insta would you hit me with some DMs on tinder game?

hahah yeah its imintodudes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sweat stains on December 07, 2015, 12:52:33 PM
Good to see Tobey is still killin it. I was tindering way too hard the last 6 months and I deleted the app. I met up with a few girls and had some interesting moments but I quit while I was ahead.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 08, 2015, 06:11:22 AM
Fuck a girl from POF app last weekend. She wasn't hot but also not ugly, she was just kind of average, but i did like that she was 5'11. Condom broke but she told me she took a plan b pill the next day, hope she actually did, FINGERS CROSSED.

Also new pick up line:

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EDIT: too easy
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DOUBLE EDIT: nevermind, feel free to hit that dude up

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on December 08, 2015, 08:57:42 PM
your name is KEVIN???? da fuq tobey
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Post by: sweat stains on December 08, 2015, 09:00:01 PM
your name is KEVIN???? da fuq tobey
Tobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 08, 2015, 09:11:08 PM
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your name is KEVIN???? da fuq tobey
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Tobey givin out fake names, he don't trust deez hoes

Kevin is on tinder, his cat tobey is the one that posts on slaps

edit: The fuck? you guys already using my line?

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 08, 2015, 09:20:57 PM
That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 08, 2015, 09:22:19 PM
That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 

Hasn't failed yet!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 08, 2015, 09:31:20 PM
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That run-on jumble of words is more of a toe dragged single trick than a line Tobey. 
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Hasn't failed yet!!!

Fair enough, have a gnar
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on December 09, 2015, 12:16:56 AM
Kevin is on tinder, his cat tobey is the one that posts on slaps

kevin we dont use SWIM here
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 10, 2015, 07:59:13 PM
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Works....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Noble Experiment on December 12, 2015, 02:32:40 AM
Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on December 12, 2015, 09:06:18 AM
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on December 12, 2015, 08:11:14 PM
Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?

skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Noble Experiment on December 13, 2015, 12:46:50 AM
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Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?
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skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh
Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 14, 2015, 10:42:42 PM
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

Or can't afford a taxi?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: manute bol on December 25, 2015, 10:44:32 AM
Just had a pretty bad break up after nearly 8 years. Got on OKCupid and promptly deleted that shit. Got on Tinder and matched with a girl I know. We both kind of played it off as a funny coincidence, but i'm thinking there's gotta be more to it.  We have many mutual friends and hangout at many of the same bars when I actually do go out. Should I ask her out on Tinder or just wait til I see her out?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sleepypancakes on December 25, 2015, 01:32:30 PM
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Met this girl on tinder and we've been texting for the past few days. Just earlier I texted her asking what she was doing and she texts me that she's at her apartment drinking cider and wine and watching movies by herself. I jokingly texted "so are you going to share?" And she replied telling me to come over and get sloshed with her. Only problem: She lives 10-15 miles away, I have no car, the bus stopped running so I'd have to skate there, it's freezing out and it's 2:30 in the morning. Why must life be so cruel to me?
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skating warms you up bro. you don't own a bike at least ? sheesh
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Nah, I wish. I've been planning on buying one soon actually. I miss riding my bike around town. I actually texted her after I posted this telling her that it'd take me a while to get there and she told me she didn't know how much longer she was going to be up because she was getting tired from the booze, so we decided to meet up in a few days when she doesn't have work.
Uber.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pinch a loaf on December 25, 2015, 01:52:59 PM
I never had selfies on my profile because I think they're corny, and I've read in several chick's bios that they think its corny too. But seriously when I put a mirror selfie as my pic my matches went way up and they seem dtf way more frequently. Just some advice for my fellow slappers trying to pipe it up.
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Post by: wallieD on December 25, 2015, 04:47:11 PM
do people ever come across a family member on tinder? and do they swipe right?
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Post by: pencil on December 25, 2015, 05:10:10 PM
I never had selfies on my profile because I think they're corny, and I've read in several chick's bios that they think its corny too. But seriously when I put a mirror selfie as my pic my matches went way up and they seem dtf way more frequently. Just some advice for my fellow slappers trying to pipe it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g2KKGgK-0w
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on December 26, 2015, 01:54:15 PM
Went on date with a hot blonde, had much in common, nothing happened.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on December 26, 2015, 02:41:47 PM
do people ever come across a family member on tinder? and do they swipe right?
I always wondered the same thing, imagine accidentally matching up with some distant relative and not knowing it or even worse knowing it and still swiping right.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 27, 2015, 07:57:52 PM
How the fuck do girls fall in love with my texting? This sorority girl is already calling me " Babe" and plenty of other girls say that too. Nothing gets my dick softer than a girl saying that when we never actually fucking met. I am the worst texter and for some reason i have girls saying they like me and calling me babe without me saying anything serious. Also for some reason my ex's friends love getting matched up with me. I never payed attention to them when i was dating her and also i don't look at bio's or mutual friends when im tindering. I am honored they wasted a like on me though.

 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on December 27, 2015, 08:19:42 PM
i think you're reading into it too much kev

dumb ass girls call people babe
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 27, 2015, 08:29:05 PM
i think you're reading into it too much kev

dumb ass girls call people babe

Is that what my generation of girls do? Shes only 3 years younger than me. Fuck this tinder bullshit, i actually made an account on seekingarrangement.com. About to check that shit right now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on December 28, 2015, 06:14:57 AM
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i think you're reading into it too much kev

dumb ass girls call people babe
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Is that what my generation of girls do? Shes only 3 years younger than me. Fuck this tinder bullshit, i actually made an account on seekingarrangement.com. About to check that shit right now

Prepare to be disappointed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 30, 2015, 10:00:55 PM
EDIT: wrong screen shot

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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zy6JfChIXxg/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: scaryghoul on January 01, 2016, 05:11:11 AM
^ weird al yankovic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 08, 2016, 08:57:17 PM
Like the bio guys?

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Post by: GOKU on January 08, 2016, 09:03:40 PM
Like the bio guys?

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I love you more every time u post
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pinche gringo on January 08, 2016, 11:08:58 PM
Like the bio guys?

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t34.0-12/12506566_10153156551267101_685522329_n.jpg?oh=8fd71dd60dbf0183b8a06473c2d00316&oe=56927917)
It's brilliant.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: No1knows on January 09, 2016, 11:40:19 PM
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough

AHHAAHAHHA !!! flawless.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on January 13, 2016, 11:57:00 AM
hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?

also tinder is easy as fuck if you swipe right on everyone, you find out what kind of chicks are into you tho...
i got chubbies and weirdos with septum piercing mainly

p.s.  the girl i mentioned at the start is neither chubby or septum pierced!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 13, 2016, 12:48:13 PM
hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?

I'm marrying a Tinder girl
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Post by: CINCINNATI on January 13, 2016, 05:23:56 PM

also tinder is easy as fuck if you swipe right on everyone, you find out what kind of chicks are into you tho...
i got chubbies and weirdos with septum piercing mainly


never thought of using it like that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: nice_guy_2 on January 13, 2016, 05:34:12 PM
nice sig^
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 13, 2016, 08:35:32 PM
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
Can I come to the wedding?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iSk84thechicas on January 14, 2016, 03:12:46 AM
you clearly dont want the pussy bad enough
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Post by: Yushin Okami on January 14, 2016, 08:08:39 AM
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
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Can I come to the wedding?

Of course. Any SlapPal in SoCal is invited. I assumed that was implied.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LifeHammered on January 14, 2016, 11:59:43 AM
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl

RyRey met his wife on Tinder too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gnarwhal on January 16, 2016, 12:27:47 AM
met a rad girl earlier.  she came over and i rolled some spliffs and we went to the waterfront. i've banged other tinder chicks before, but she seemed too cool to in a weird way. i didn't try to make a move or anything, but it all went well and we vibe the whole time. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on January 16, 2016, 05:59:11 AM
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
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Can I come to the wedding?
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Of course. Any SlapPal in SoCal is invited. I assumed that was implied.

We'll roll out a half sip away from blacked out blasting the jams.
Waka Flocka - One Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2s9sEShHM#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 17, 2016, 04:28:46 PM
How hard does FarmersOnly.com pop off?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: cant stop on January 24, 2016, 04:18:23 AM
Tinder is the best. I got laid with 40+ diffrent women last year, one day I had sex with three diffrent women, not at the same time. But running from girl to girl during a day happend alot.

Right now Im together with a 13 years older milf since some months ago, she is 42. But damn I miss fucking around on tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on January 24, 2016, 10:52:12 AM
My tinder game has been pretty weak lately most of the girls I've matched with are the "I'm not looking for a hook up" type. I matched with this chick who was a few years younger than me and I was at her place and we were on the couch getting friendly with each other and I when I suggested we hook up she gives me some speech about how she doesn't fuck someone on a first date and self respect whatever whatever, I tell her it's fine and leave like an hour later with the worst blue balls I've had since high shool.

Have any of you dudes heard of the app MeetMe? My buddy was telling me about it the other week and he says it's pretty good. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on January 24, 2016, 12:17:15 PM
Tinder is the best. I got laid with 40+ diffrent women last year, one day I had sex with three diffrent women, not at the same time. But running from girl to girl during a day happend alot.

Right now Im together with a 13 years older milf since some months ago, she is 42. But damn I miss fucking around on tinder.

I hope you got checked....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on January 31, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Bumble is that new shit apparently.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 31, 2016, 07:48:11 PM
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Winner!!! Shes a video game nerd and kind of cute
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ducky darnsworth on February 01, 2016, 01:13:01 AM
tobey rn
Let's Get It On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 01, 2016, 02:20:54 PM
I tried tinder in LA. Got 3 matches fairly quickly. One girl was cool but stopped chatting after awhile. Another girl was just boring. Not much substance. I did go on a date with a girl from Japan. Easily the hottest girl I've taken on a date but she hardly spoke. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was a language/cultural barrier but she eventually admitted 2 days later to not being interested.

Trying it again out where I live and only one match. I've expanded my miles to 30 and still nothing. I've gone though almost all the girls. I figure it be easier considering all the stories I've read.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 01, 2016, 02:39:26 PM
I tried tinder in LA. Got 3 matches fairly quickly. One girl was cool but stopped chatting after awhile. Another girl was just boring. Not much substance. I did go on a date with a girl from Japan. Easily the hottest girl I've taken on a date but she hardly spoke. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was a language/cultural barrier but she eventually admitted 2 days later to not being interested.

Trying it again out where I live and only one match. I've expanded my miles to 30 and still nothing. I've gone though almost all the girls. I figure it be easier considering all the stories I've read.

I actually been getting more matches since i put my instagram on my tinder. The people on slap that do follow me on there can confirm that i post the worst shit, guess the girls on there think im funny. Also i went with the funny bio route and that seems to be working.
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Post by: Deekay on February 01, 2016, 04:52:00 PM
I tried tinder in LA. Got 3 matches fairly quickly. One girl was cool but stopped chatting after awhile. Another girl was just boring. Not much substance. I did go on a date with a girl from Japan. Easily the hottest girl I've taken on a date but she hardly spoke. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was a language/cultural barrier but she eventually admitted 2 days later to not being interested.

Trying it again out where I live and only one match. I've expanded my miles to 30 and still nothing. I've gone though almost all the girls. I figure it be easier considering all the stories I've read.

Meh.. If you wanna hang with someone from Tinder, just keep at it and switch up the pictures every now and then. Most girls are boring as fuck but all of a sudden you find a fun one..
I had this super hot one that would respond after a fucking week and then write again when I didn't answer.. Eventually she asked for my number and we started texting, met up, went to a bar and then to a show and then partied until 4 am on a tuesday, it was tight. It's like job interviews where you apply for jobs you don't really have enough qualification for, most of them will turn you down but all of a sudden you get a bite and you're just like "...well you're blowing it but I'm down"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tinayoufatlard on February 02, 2016, 12:19:28 AM
Super late to the tinder game..I caved and figured I'd give it a try but I'm already kinda over it. Why is it that whenever I try and use a photo the quality ends up being trash? Even if its a high res photo on facebook, tinder seems to compress it like crazy. Tinder is built on using photos and yet you can barely even tell what I look like in anything I put up.
Anyone else have this problem?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 02, 2016, 07:59:06 AM
What do you put in your bio tobey?

Pretty much spot on deekay. It's like every girl in this area is obsessed with disney, fluent in sarcasm, looking for an adventure. Not interested in any of that. But yeah you're right about the job interview analogy. 

I'm sure it doesn't help that I swipe left on most of the girls. Do matches have to be mutal, as in both swiping right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2016, 08:05:50 AM
What do you put in your bio tobey?

Pretty much spot on deekay. It's like every girl in this area is obsessed with disney, fluent in sarcasm, looking for an adventure. Not interested in any of that. But yeah you're right about the job interview analogy. 

I'm sure it doesn't help that I swipe left on most of the girls. Do matches have to be mutal, as in both swiping right?

Yes you both have to swipe right in order to message each other and my bio says "Im actually an undercover cop. When i see underage girls drinking in their tinder pictures i send those pictures to the FBI. 420 friendly"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 02, 2016, 08:34:47 AM
Oh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot

I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 02, 2016, 08:36:18 AM
Yes you both have to swipe right in order to message each other and my bio says "Im actually an undercover cop. When i see underage girls drinking in their tinder pictures i send those pictures to the FBI. 420 friendly"

Tobey it's taken some time for me to wrap my head around you, but you're delightful. Keep it up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2016, 09:12:29 AM
Oh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot

I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head

Yeah i usually swipe right for majority of girls and then super like girls that i know
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on February 02, 2016, 10:30:07 AM
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Oh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot

I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head
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Yeah i usually swipe right for majority of girls
and then super like girls that i know


Exhibit A - that girl with the Jkwon block of a head you posted earlier in the thread.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 02, 2016, 01:24:57 PM
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Oh I can see why I don't get matches. I swipe left a lot

I'll try to thing of something funny. Im usually too serious to think of something on top of my head
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Yeah i usually swipe right for majority of girls
and then super like girls that i know
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Exhibit A - that girl with the Jkwon block of a head you posted earlier in the thread.

Meh i guess but looks arent everything to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 03, 2016, 12:32:40 PM
Do you guys strap up every time you guys fuck? Like are you guys not scared to get someone pregnant or catch something?


Bumble is that new shit apparently.

My boy is on this and he said its more fitting for the woman cause they are the ones that pick you but if and when they do, it's like a lock or some shit.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on February 05, 2016, 09:37:25 AM
The best way to get matches is by posting a photo of yourself with a dog/cat. Cool girls like dogs more than cats though....through my experience in physics and biochem, it has been scientifically proven to increase your chances of a match by 87%.




No seriously, girls will definitely match you if you have a dog
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on February 05, 2016, 09:49:19 AM
Do you guys strap up every time you guys fuck? Like are you guys not scared to get someone pregnant or catch something?


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My boy is on this and he said its more fitting for the woman cause they are the ones that pick you but if and when they do, it's like a lock or some shit.



Bumble is tight. It's not a lock but the women you match have to message you first within 24 hours or the match is lost. The biggest letdown is when a super cute girl says "hi" and nothing else. All it says is "I'm mildly interested but not enough to put any effort into this message."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 05, 2016, 10:02:11 AM
^^^^Interesting.

Well please everyone, tell me more of your Tinder stories and strategies. Can't believe I am saying this but I might jump into the app universe soon. It's not so much I am not tech savy but I am on the older side and wonder if I should just do it the old fashion way and hit up spots or do it this way out of efficiency.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 05, 2016, 11:55:21 AM
Well please everyone, tell me more of your Tinder stories and strategies. Can't believe I am saying this but I might jump into the app universe soon. It's not so much I am not tech savy but I am on the older side and wonder if I should just do it the old fashion way and hit up spots or do it this way out of efficiency.

Why not both?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on February 05, 2016, 12:11:22 PM
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hung out with a tinder girl a few nights ago and im kind of into her actually, is dating a tinder girl acceptable?
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I'm marrying a Tinder girl
met my wife on tinder as well. good shit boys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 05, 2016, 12:13:12 PM
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Well please everyone, tell me more of your Tinder stories and strategies. Can't believe I am saying this but I might jump into the app universe soon. It's not so much I am not tech savy but I am on the older side and wonder if I should just do it the old fashion way and hit up spots or do it this way out of efficiency.
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Why not both?

I probably will. It's not that I don't want to but more so I am just not there yet. I found out my fiance slept with someone when we broke up for a couple of weeks, so I am in the process of a messy thing but will be out there dating eventually. I haven't been single for 8 years and oddly, it does seem like things have changed. I just want to hear general stories. One night stands were so taboo back in the days and it just seems so casual now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on February 05, 2016, 01:12:17 PM
I probably will. It's not that I don't want to but more so I am just not there yet. I found out my fiance slept with someone when we broke up for a couple of weeks, so I am in the process of a messy thing but will be out there dating eventually. I haven't been single for 8 years and oddly, it does seem like things have changed. I just want to hear general stories. One night stands were so taboo back in the days and it just seems so casual now.

Sorry to hear that happened. Obviously it'll take time to acclimate after a long time on the shelf. You're a smart guy and will figure out a lane pretty quick.

All these platforms are what you make them. I've used Tinder, OKC, and Hinge. The rhythm of Tinder and Hinger are not unlike being at a bar. If you don't get a number or make a date pretty early on in the chat, it's probably not going anywhere. OKC's pace is a bit slower, and you might trade some longer messages before moving forward.

I haven't used them for a quick hook up, but plenty of people do. I wouldn't worry about it, because the process self-selects pretty well. I'm at a point where I know what I like and don't need to sample the way I used to. Not everyone is doing the high volume thing.

Also, there are hookers on tinder. If all the photos look really professional, she's probably a hooker.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 06, 2016, 06:14:26 PM
Just got done a date with that video game girl. Took her to get cheese steaks then we went back to my house to watch that adam sandler netflix movie which is good for tinder dates because you are about to see why. The movie sucked so bad we fucked twice and i got off both times and she got off the second time. She said i was the biggest she ever had  ;D. Best part, she doesn't want a relationship! Why can't more girls be like her.

Edit: had to put a word in there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on February 06, 2016, 06:23:07 PM
tobey: occupation whoremonger

i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 06, 2016, 06:27:28 PM
tobey: occupation whoremonger

i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs

The best part now that i don't take as much meds anymore, i get off every time. Maybe a little too quick but i rather be quick than fucking for an hour and not getting off
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on February 06, 2016, 06:41:59 PM
http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-in-npg-gett-off/27ce6ad5028e7e7d6138 (http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-in-npg-gett-off/27ce6ad5028e7e7d6138)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 06, 2016, 07:21:45 PM
http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-in-npg-gett-off/27ce6ad5028e7e7d6138 (http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-in-npg-gett-off/27ce6ad5028e7e7d6138)

I forgot the best part, she reached for the check when we were done eating. MVP
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 07, 2016, 09:13:20 AM
Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder haha. I've been liking more girls and super liking the ones that seem interesting. All within a 41 mile radius. A few matches and messages but it doesn't go any where
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on February 07, 2016, 09:18:30 AM
Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder while living at your parents house and why you keep telling us about it and how often you jizz as if anyone asked for daily updates.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 07, 2016, 09:24:06 AM
Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder haha. I've been liking more girls and super liking the ones that seem interesting. All within a 41 mile radius. A few matches and messages but it doesn't go any where

I use this pickup line, "Okay you have three options for what my next message will be. I can either do a serious pickup line, a joke pickup line, or a corny pickup line. See i care about your tindering experience". That line seems to work just to get the first message back which is the hardest to get usually. After that you just got to joke around a lot and ask questions, if they respond with more than a few words then its on.

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Damn Tobey I don't know how you get so much success off tinder while living at your parents house and why you keep telling us about it and how often you jizz as if anyone asked for daily updates.
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Dude im basically still a kid and go to a college that is less than 10 minutes from me, why the hell would i move out? Also probably just stoked i jizz a lot now because i was all fucked up on my meds and i took jizzing for granted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 07, 2016, 09:59:26 AM
Yea cumming is chill
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 07, 2016, 10:34:39 AM
I for one enjoy hearing the Skeet Sagas of Tobey, keep the tail tales coming bud.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on February 07, 2016, 12:12:20 PM
I use this pickup line, "Okay you have three options for what my next message will be. I can either do a serious pickup line, a joke pickup line, or a corny pickup line. See i care about your tindering experience". That line seems to work just to get the first message back which is the hardest to get usually. After that you just got to joke around a lot and ask questions, if they respond with more than a few words then its on

The thing is they do respond more than a few words but nothing after exchanging a few messages. Yeah Ill try cleaver/funny lines. I have seen that pick up line you used before lol.

Nothing to do with tinder but there's a cute girl that works at a thrift store. ill go there tomorrow and give her my number.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 07, 2016, 03:17:42 PM
Is there any tinder-type apps that don't involve having to have a facebook account?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 08, 2016, 06:07:00 AM
I for one enjoy hearing the Skeet Sagas of Tobey, keep the tail tales coming bud.


tobeys sex stories are the only reason i check this thread.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 08, 2016, 08:12:06 AM
Is there any tinder-type apps that don't involve having to have a facebook account?

Plenty of fish and okcupid but they kind of suck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 08, 2016, 10:06:20 AM
Is the whole reason for Tinder to link it to a Facebook is just to legitimize the profiles? Or do they use like Facebooks info to match you? I fucking hate how you have to create  Facebook just to try and fuck strangers. I guess that is a small price to pay though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on February 08, 2016, 10:25:22 AM
I think it's just to legitimize the accounts (though it may also show you if you have any friends in common... not positive though).
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on February 08, 2016, 10:37:41 AM
Yeah Ill try cleaver/funny lines.

(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20100810-equipment-cleaver-dexter-russell.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on February 08, 2016, 10:40:24 AM
I think it's just to legitimize the accounts (though it may also show you if you have any friends in common... not positive though).

It helps legitimize and shows mutual friends and interests. Mutual friends can be either good or bad depending on your relationship with said person. Mutual interests gives you something to talk about. Time to beef up those facebook profiles by liking your favorite pros and companies so you will definitely not have anything to talk about.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 08, 2016, 08:23:37 PM
Bummer, I can't bring myself to get a tinder if it means creating a Facebook profile.


Tonight I learned that I hate Facebook more than I love fucking strangers.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 08, 2016, 09:51:24 PM
Bummer, I can't bring myself to get a tinder if it means creating a Facebook profile.


Tonight I learned that I hate Facebook more than I love fucking strangers.
I was the same way but I learned that you can make a throw away FB profile with your pictures on private and just not add anyone, possibly a fake last name too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on February 09, 2016, 04:15:27 AM
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tobey: occupation whoremonger

i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs
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The best part now that i don't take as much meds anymore, i get off every time. Maybe a little too quick but i rather be quick than fucking for an hour and not getting off

What were you on? Some kind of anti depressive?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 09, 2016, 08:48:43 AM
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tobey: occupation whoremonger

i'll be your ghostwriter when it's time to publish your memoirs
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The best part now that i don't take as much meds anymore, i get off every time. Maybe a little too quick but i rather be quick than fucking for an hour and not getting off
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What were you on? Some kind of anti depressive?

Yep, take them for anxiety. Been on them for 10 years
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on February 09, 2016, 09:22:09 AM
So I ended this with that girl that I did sexual things with in the back of my car on New Year's Eve. I haven't had any luck on the holy Tinder for a while now. However, I don't know if you guys have experienced it, but Tinder has been acting weird. I'd open the app and find that my "new" matches, are just matches that I've had for a month. And the notification wouldn't go away, even though I already messaged them. So I had to delete them. Sad. Anyone experience any shit like this?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Baron Samedi on February 09, 2016, 09:25:07 AM
Bummer, I can't bring myself to get a tinder if it means creating a Facebook profile.


Tonight I learned that I hate Facebook more than I love fucking strangers.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/2whe4oh.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 12, 2016, 10:46:51 PM
Thought i forgot about you fuc bois? Easiest way to get a girl to send you nudes

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t34.0-12/12016454_10153276523742101_1514240855_n.jpg?oh=31eda74848a8aa59fc2a786f7a5ed594&oe=56E7F7E4)

Technically this is bumble but it will work for others, also not fat just thick and thats the way i like them!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on March 13, 2016, 03:16:35 AM
Thought i forgot about you fuc bois? Easiest way to get a girl to send you nudes

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t34.0-12/12016454_10153276523742101_1514240855_n.jpg?oh=31eda74848a8aa59fc2a786f7a5ed594&oe=56E7F7E4)

Technically this is bumble but it will work for others, also not fat just thick and thats the way i like them!
how many girls have you hooked up with online?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 13, 2016, 10:34:22 AM
^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fenzadill on March 15, 2016, 07:23:55 AM
^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.

Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.  Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.  It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.  I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.  But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.  I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.  You just gotta work for that nut.  Make her tug on your balls or something idk
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Allen. on March 15, 2016, 08:01:09 AM
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^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
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Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.  Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.  It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.  I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.  But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.  I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.  You just gotta work for that nut.  Make her tug on your balls or something idk

Skimmed the thread. It's rad to last forever but I only was ever able to bust a nut while fucking at 25... I'd normally go for around/what felt like an hour until the chick would ask me to stop because they were getting sore. This is cool in theory but at the same time it sucks when you're dating a girl for a few years and literally every single time you can't nut they immediately ask if it's them.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 19, 2016, 12:34:33 PM
Might need to change my instagram name.....

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10325788_10153292091567101_7314627876698524266_n.jpg?oh=3cc00c41b6a251629a716d08335ed0c2&oe=5784C9D8)

SIKE, best instagram name ever

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on March 19, 2016, 12:54:14 PM
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^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
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Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.  Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.  It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.  I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.  But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.  I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.  You just gotta work for that nut.  Make her tug on your balls or something idk
I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?  Still never?  By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?

Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 19, 2016, 01:05:55 PM
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^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
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Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.  Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.  It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.  I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.  But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.  I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.  You just gotta work for that nut.  Make her tug on your balls or something idk
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I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?  Still never?  By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?

Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.

I wear condoms all the time now, i just rarely did before because they kept falling off but now i found the right size. I ain't trying to get a girl pregnant, im about to be 24 and im still at community college so i won't be able to take care of the kid. That's all im worried about honestly, i can handle an STD but not a kid.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Eric ricks on March 19, 2016, 01:25:29 PM
Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol

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Post by: wallieD on March 19, 2016, 01:34:31 PM
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^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
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Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.� Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.� It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.� I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.� But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.� I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.� You just gotta work for that nut.� Make her tug on your balls or something idk
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I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?� Still never?� By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?

Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.
they do all the testing with blood and urine samples except for hpv, that is an examination. i don't know how they do all these studies, but they say like 70-80% of people don't show symptoms or can have an outbreak 10 years after getting something. and they estimate 90% of people had a cold sore on the mouth at some point which is herpes 1.  oral sex with herpes 1 is how many people end up with genital herpes. condoms don't prevent herpes or hpv either, any skin contact around that area can transmit it. so if you have anything you're in good company, but i wouldn't want to be as laid back about it as tobey sounds lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 19, 2016, 01:40:35 PM
Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol



They were too small  ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 19, 2016, 02:11:18 PM
Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol



saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Eric ricks on March 19, 2016, 05:08:58 PM
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Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol


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saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that

Its just easier than saying "some random guy on the internet", so....

There ya go dood
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pencil on March 20, 2016, 07:12:36 AM
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Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol


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saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that
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Its just easier than saying "some random guy on the internet", so....

There ya go dood

its spelled dude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Eric ricks on March 20, 2016, 07:17:57 AM
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Condoms kept falling off? Wtf dood lol


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saying "dood" is idiotic, simple as that
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Its just easier than saying "some random guy on the internet", so....

There ya go dood
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its spelled dude

"It's"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 21, 2016, 11:40:12 AM
Fucking tinder girls...oh fuck....yeah make sure you wrap it up guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 03, 2016, 10:17:48 AM
Hoping to find a good catholic girl


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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on April 11, 2016, 06:12:59 AM
Been away from this thread but good to see you're still killing it Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 16, 2016, 07:04:41 PM
Just got done a tinder date, no sex but it was still pretty damn fun. Took to get pizza and we ate most of it and shared a cheese steak, love it when a girl doesn't care what she eats and still has a pretty good body. After that we watched this movie called "seeking a friend for the end of the world", its with Steve Carell and it was okay. The way she was feeling me though seems like i might get a second date. Ever since me and my ex broke up i basically been a one night stand guy, also since my fuck buddy kind of fucked me over big i just been a one date guy. Thinking about asking her out again but i might be only thinking that because i haven't slept with her. Who knows but maybe getting to actually know someone before sex might be a rad idea. I did it before and it was fun but kind of forgot that feeling so i liked tonight whether she doesn't want a second date or not.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 22, 2016, 07:23:59 PM
So the last post with that girl didn't work out. She said she wasn't in a dating mood but wanted to keep me around just in case she changed her mind. The thing was though she would still fuck other guys and i said nah no thanks im not that desperate to wait to take you on actual dates and you fuck other guys.

The new girl though, we got matched up like 2 nights ago and i guess my texting game was on point because she asked me to hang out tonight. We were supposed to go to the fair but i said lets go bowling instead. We made a bet though, if i win i get a kiss, gots the victory and we got pizza. Went back to my house and started to watch Evan Almighty but 5 minutes into that we just fucked and surprise surprise she had a nipple piercing. After fucking we watched Beerfest because shes never seen it, also i forgot how fucking good that movie was. Also she is 5"1 and im 6"2 and it was awesome. Will always go with my theory that short girls have the best asses.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Main on April 22, 2016, 07:39:27 PM
I've always wanted to try Tinder but it requires Facebook and I want nothing to do with that surveillance system. I'd like a spinner with a nipple piercing though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on April 23, 2016, 05:52:00 AM
I've always wanted to try Tinder but it requires hiding how much of a piece of shit I am, and then it feels like I'm lying because I'm trying to advertise myself as someone normal and healthy. I'd like a companion with a nipple piercing though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Main on April 23, 2016, 09:16:12 AM
I've always wanted to try Tinder but it requires hiding how much of a piece of shit I am, and then it feels like I'm lying because I'm trying to advertise myself as someone normal and healthy. I'd like a companion with a nipple piercing though.

You're a cuck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CINCINNATI on April 26, 2016, 07:04:51 PM
what are some of your best openers? idk what's best to say when a girl matches with me haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 26, 2016, 07:12:08 PM
what are some of your best openers? idk what's best to say when a girl matches with me haha

I used to send the same opener message to every girl i got matched up and that usually worked. It was " okay you have 3 options for what my next message will be. I can either do a serious pickup line, a joke pickup line, or a corny pickup line. See i care about your tindering experience".

Now i just see what they have in their bio and make a joke about it or relate to it. Also if a girl doesn't respond, dont stress out. They literally get hundreds of messages a day on there from creepy ass dudes. Just don't be creepy till you actually meet up and show how freaky you can get ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Deekay on April 27, 2016, 04:12:34 PM
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^Ummmmm 11 i believe, i might have to look through this thread and see how many times i bragged about getting my nut off to make sure.
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Good for you Tobey, you gotta get it in while you're still young, unattached, and sexy as all hell.� Wrap ya dick though or you will get something, and get checked monthly at least.� It's free b.

BTW fucking a chick for an hour straight is a good look, and will get you repeat smashes, and you might even fuck her friends.� I read some article that said people rarely exceed 12 min in a sex session, and I can vouch for busting the occasional very rapid nut.� But shit I take fun illegal drugs that give me the stamina to straight pound for an hour plus, and I don't know why you're tripping, it's awesome.� I think it was the type of drug you had been taking.� You just gotta work for that nut.� Make her tug on your balls or something idk
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I definitely support wearing protection if you're sleeping around.. but like.. if I keep seeing the same person, she's on the pill, and neither of us have exhibited symptoms of std's.. at what point is it alright to go without?� Still never?� By that logic you should never go down on a chick either, right?

Getting tested would be a really good idea.. I'm just very hesitant to get a q-tip stuffed down my dick unless I have reason to believe I might have something.
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they do all the testing with blood and urine samples except for hpv, that is an examination. i don't know how they do all these studies, but they say like 70-80% of people don't show symptoms or can have an outbreak 10 years after getting something. and they estimate 90% of people had a cold sore on the mouth at some point which is herpes 1.  oral sex with herpes 1 is how many people end up with genital herpes. condoms don't prevent herpes or hpv either, any skin contact around that area can transmit it. so if you have anything you're in good company, but i wouldn't want to be as laid back about it as tobey sounds lol

Can't tell if you:

1. Are joking
2. Had sex ed in a church
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on May 01, 2016, 03:19:00 AM
Tobey i hope you don't mind that i'm going to copy everything you do.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 01, 2016, 09:08:03 PM
Make them laugh and you are in

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/13150106_10153388711597101_483375700_n.png?oh=c45f0b13e081d9be56b94d9d665f93cc&oe=5728F271)

The douche bag photo is me shirtless. I look like a fucking idiot but its been working a lot
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on May 02, 2016, 02:40:34 AM
Wait, your name's not Tobey?!
jk, that was smooth though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on June 13, 2016, 10:32:44 AM
Tinder success! Been dating this girl for a few months off Tinder and now in successful relations. None of that "just on here to fuck girls" bullshit.
Some of you have got to have success stories after a month of not updating this thread.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 14, 2016, 05:54:10 AM
I hung with a pretty strange off with the fairies type girl but very sweet. Long story short she started crying while i was fucking her. I think she may have been raped at some point in her life, i was jamming her quite aggressively and maybe that brought back some bad memories ? i asked her what was wrong a few times and she said she would tell me later, she never did and i decided i wouldn't bring it up again. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else? ... A few days later we fucked again in a slow and romantic manner and she was fine.



I matched with a 55 year old she was very flirty from the get go and it was pretty apparent she wanted the dils, i'd like to be able to say that i've fucked an old person so we organised to hang out at her place. I arrived at her door she opened up and she didn't look half as good as her pictures but i was willing to soldier on. We sunk a few beers and sat around chatting for a while when the topic turned to sex and she told me that she felt strange about it and that i looked too young in real life which war ironic because she looked a lot older in real life. In some ways it was kind of a relief  but at the same time i was bummed as i'd figured geriatrics can't get pregnant and i haven't found a girl that will let me cum in them for a while.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on June 14, 2016, 08:25:01 AM
i'd figured geriatrics can't get pregnant and i haven't found a girl that will let me cum in them for a while.

a/s/l?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on June 14, 2016, 12:14:25 PM
I hung with a pretty strange off with the fairies type girl but very sweet. Long story short she started crying while i was fucking her. I think she may have been raped at some point in her life, i was jamming her quite aggressively and maybe that brought back some bad memories ? i asked her what was wrong a few times and she said she would tell me later, she never did and i decided i wouldn't bring it up again. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else? ... A few days later we fucked again in a slow and romantic manner and she was fine.

maybe she used to be a man and was still sore from the surgery
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on June 16, 2016, 06:23:57 AM
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I hung with a pretty strange off with the fairies type girl but very sweet. Long story short she started crying while i was fucking her. I think she may have been raped at some point in her life, i was jamming her quite aggressively and maybe that brought back some bad memories ? i asked her what was wrong a few times and she said she would tell me later, she never did and i decided i wouldn't bring it up again. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else? ... A few days later we fucked again in a slow and romantic manner and she was fine.

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maybe she used to be a man and was still sore from the surgery

well if thats the case i can scratch that one off the list.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 13, 2016, 06:13:48 PM
Wow this girl was rude, she unmatched me

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 14, 2016, 12:27:37 PM
Damn, Tobey, you've been killing the online fields! I'm too much of a pussy to download Tinder, so I hunt them live. Met this cute girl yesterday, we ate dinner and then talked and made out. Some sort of date scheduled for tomorrow, we'll see what will or will not happen.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 15, 2016, 10:26:25 AM
thread has been inactive for months and I bet a lot of you have more tinder stories. I had to retire tinder as I have found someone from there, but you guys have way more interesting stories anyway.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on August 15, 2016, 11:15:57 AM
Damn, Tobey, you've been killing the online fields! I'm too much of a pussy to download Tinder, so I hunt them live. Met this cute girl yesterday, we ate dinner and then talked and made out. Some sort of date scheduled for tomorrow, we'll see what will or will not happen.

Treat Tinder as a game to kill time with, and to meet other people if you ever feel like it. It's an interesting exercise if you don't just like everyone in sight until you run out of likes for the day. Makes you question your values, and think about your connections with people, about what you really like and who you're really looking for in a person. Or maybe I'm just overthinking.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: swag nollies on August 15, 2016, 12:54:23 PM
I use $10 pre-paid cards. I just cant bring myself to pay for a smart phone just for tinder. I want to use tinder so bad though. I want to catch all the STD's.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on August 15, 2016, 01:23:08 PM
Get an Android emulator or whatever's it called. Then you run it from your PC.
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Post by: swag nollies on August 15, 2016, 01:44:08 PM
Get an Android emulator or whatever's it called. Then you run it from your PC.
Sweet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on August 15, 2016, 07:55:08 PM
Don't have a smartphone either. Been tempted to run it on the iPad my kids use to play video games...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 16, 2016, 01:35:52 PM
Don't have a smartphone either. Been tempted to run it on the iPad my kids use to play video games...

Fuck it let your kids choose their own step-mother
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 16, 2016, 09:46:51 PM
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Don't have a smartphone either. Been tempted to run it on the iPad my kids use to play video games...
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Fuck it let your kids choose their own step-mother

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 17, 2016, 09:18:21 PM
I have a date with a bisexual girl next week. She's never been with a guy, only had sex with girls. This is turning me on a lot but also completely terrified before we meet. Us guys can't compete with girls when it comes to pleasuring them, all we have is a dick that we basically stick anywhere.

Anyone have any experience with dating bi girls? I think im just gonna eat her ass honestly, bet her girls never did that!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 17, 2016, 11:18:32 PM
I have a date with a bisexual girl next week. She's never been with a guy, only had sex with girls. This is turning me on a lot but also completely terrified before we meet. Us guys can't compete with girls when it comes to pleasuring them, all we have is a dick that we basically stick anywhere.

Anyone have any experience with dating bi girls? I think im just gonna eat her ass honestly, bet her girls never did that!
you're trippin boy! I guarantee you she's had her butt played with (age/ experience pending). I used to be worried about dating/ sexing bi-girls but I wouldn't worry too much about it; they know you're not a woman and I honestly don't think they'll try and compare you to one. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bobby Peru on August 18, 2016, 09:36:02 AM
I've been with two bi girls (not at once). While the sex was dope in both cases, neither was anything out of the ordinary courtship-wise. Never been a first dude though.

A month or so back I had sex with a Tinder girl under a tree on a beach on a Thrasher towel in the rain five hours before her 6 a.m. flight back to Denver.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 18, 2016, 10:38:10 AM
Don't start a relationship with a bi girl. If you wanna just be a FWB thing then its fine. But if you want more than that she's gonna break your heart.

Trust me on this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Abyss1 on August 18, 2016, 10:59:47 AM
Only been with a bi girl once, and goddamn the chick was a nympho.  She said a guy never made her orgasm...crazy part was when she grabbed this huge paper bag in her backs seat and it was full of a shit load of condoms.  She was super fun tho, she came back the next day too for more...I'd do it again if i could
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 18, 2016, 11:05:21 AM
A month or so back I had sex with a Tinder girl under a tree on a beach on a Thrasher towel in the rain five hours before her 6 a.m. flight back to Denver.

thats rad. youre from the UP, was this on lake superior? if i could fuck on a lake, superior would be one of my choices.
this is probably the weirdest comment ive ever left.

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I have a date with a bisexual girl next week. She's never been with a guy, only had sex with girls. This is turning me on a lot but also completely terrified before we meet. Us guys can't compete with girls when it comes to pleasuring them, all we have is a dick that we basically stick anywhere.

Anyone have any experience with dating bi girls? I think im just gonna eat her ass honestly, bet her girls never did that!
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you're trippin boy! I guarantee you she's had her butt played with (age/ experience pending). I used to be worried about dating/ sexing bi-girls but I wouldn't worry too much about it; they know you're not a woman and I honestly don't think they'll try and compare you to one. 

has she said thats shes had sex with girls before, tobey? i knew a lot of girls when i was younger who would make out with other girls and even suck on other girls tits, but it was all just for attention. they werent actually bi. could this just be a straight girl whos never had sex before?

regardless, get her good and wet before you lay the pipe. get her off orally if you can before you even put it in. you'll blow her mind once you do if shes already peaking. you might even turn her straight. that would be my game plan.

i feel like the biggest creep on here after writing this shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on August 18, 2016, 11:10:17 AM
don't worry i feel creep too after reading your post, and somewhat more informed ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on August 18, 2016, 11:10:47 AM
I dated a bisexual girl off tinder for about 4 months, we got along incredibly, after like 1 month we were saying I love you.. Then one day out of nowhere she said it wouldn't work because she wanted an open relationship and I didn't.  That was 2 months ago, and despite hooking up with a couple girls since, I still feel pretty terrible and miss her like crazy.  

So yeah.  Not sure I'll bother with bi girls anymore.  Even though it seems like every girl these days is bi and polyamorous.  Sucks for an old fashioned kinda dude like myself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on August 18, 2016, 11:17:26 AM
I used to 'date' this one bi girl..She had gigantic titties, but was the worst fuck of all times.
She showed up one night with a fresh buzz cut and wife beater looking super butched out.. I made up some excuse and dipped.
A couple of years later I saw her outside of some club with what I assume was her girlfriend. I was drunk and having fun.."Still got those big titties, I see!" Her girl was not amused.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 18, 2016, 11:27:05 AM
JB: I stalked her instagram and she posted stuff about her girlfriends and i met her on okcupid and it said under her sexuality that shes bi. I'm just more worried about being her first guy ever. Shes 21 so it just seems weird that shes never had sex with a guy, plus shes sent me some sexy snaps and shes pretty cute so maybe she just said fuck it lets see what a guy can do.

Also people worrying about me actually trying to be in a relationship with this bi girl, I'm still under a year of sobriety so i can't be in a relationship, well not till November 28th at least. I'm just bringing my inner hoe out till that day comes and i can't use that as an excuse anymore. Best thing ever about being sober honestly   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 18, 2016, 11:48:01 AM
get it tobey!
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Post by: iKobrakai on August 18, 2016, 12:47:05 PM
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Damn, Tobey, you've been killing the online fields! I'm too much of a pussy to download Tinder, so I hunt them live. Met this cute girl yesterday, we ate dinner and then talked and made out. Some sort of date scheduled for tomorrow, we'll see what will or will not happen.
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Treat Tinder as a game to kill time with, and to meet other people if you ever feel like it. It's an interesting exercise if you don't just like everyone in sight until you run out of likes for the day. Makes you question your values, and think about your connections with people, about what you really like and who you're really looking for in a person. Or maybe I'm just overthinking.

Well, the "date" never happened, she canceled the thing and I got kind of sad. Oh, well, nothing my regular levels of anxiety can't tune out. About values, I'm kind of selling my values at my new job at this insurance company when it comes to some legal details. The worst part is, I kind of like the whole corporate America thing... What the fuck is going on? For the last three years I've been doing my best not to trick/hustle, all of a sudden, it is all gone.

Back to the girls, though. There is a real cute receptionist redhead working downstairs and I'm planning on giving my number. I've done it before. Approached with a post-it with my number on it and just went for it "Here, give me a call", and it actually worked. She was a redhead too, draw your own conclusions...

To be continues... If I have balls enough, that is...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Omamori on August 18, 2016, 01:57:00 PM
I dont know how you guys have luck on tinder. Here its like 90% bots or girls never respond. Okcupid has been way more successful.

Back in April I started chatting with this girl on okcupid. She had a photo of her crying so that right there was a red flag along with having her desired age range up in the 50s. I figure she would be easy. Couple of dates later she invites me over to her work. She works as a caretaker in an elderly home. We watch some TV and we start making out and it goes from there. It was kind of weird at first since she was like 4'10 and weighted like 75 lbs. Before all this she sent me a long text about how the first time we fuck it would be special. Candles, flowers, chocolate & fruit, etc. I guess she settled for sex in an retirement home.

She had a kid and that was my excuse to not see her any more.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on August 18, 2016, 03:03:13 PM
I am gettin' no matches at all on Tinder. I guess I'm being way too picky and swiping left on like 90% of the girls I see. OKcupid has always worked for me, I guess I will stick with that. Anyone checked out Bumble? I've heard that one isn't bad...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on August 18, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Anyone checked out Bumble?

It's a nice change of pace in comparison to tinder.
Girls have to message you first within 24 hours once you're matched.
It seems to be a more mature version of tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Main on August 18, 2016, 05:21:50 PM
Out of pure boredom in the past I've made profiles on random dating sites; OkCupid, POF, some random apps, etc. Pretty much all the ones that didn't require Facebook because I don't use it or trust it. If there weren't only bots, it was just narcissistic shallow cunts that were only interested in dudes with money or covered in tattoo's. I'm no hideous chud either, and talking to/dating/fucking women has never been a struggle. I salute anyone who has good luck on that stuff, shit was just weird and a waste of time in my experience.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 18, 2016, 05:22:50 PM
I am gettin' no matches at all on Tinder. I guess I'm being way too picky and swiping left on like 90% of the girls I see. OKcupid has always worked for me, I guess I will stick with that. Anyone checked out Bumble? I've heard that one isn't bad...

Weird. OKC never worked for me. It was creepier than Tinder for me, and the girls are all fucking gross and shit I don't know maybe it was just my location or some shit.

Tinder was amazing. Met a lot of girls and stuff, its good to make friends and start new relationships.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on August 18, 2016, 05:42:02 PM
if i was single I would get mad puss on farmersonly.com
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bluntstofakie on August 18, 2016, 05:55:37 PM
Yo I just wanna give a major shout out to tobey for giving me the courage to get on tinder. Got drunk, uploaded some bullshit photos, and got to swiping. I only got one match so far, a hippie/art/snowboard chick that's only 20. Sent her a message earlier, and surprisingly she got back to me. I'll keep you guys posted if anything becomes of it. I've seen some crazy profiles though, this one was pretty good.
(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu212/bluntstofakie/IMG_3069_zpsd4pztt95.png) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/bluntstofakie/media/IMG_3069_zpsd4pztt95.png.html)
The best one though, was this super hot 18 year old that had a bio that said. "I fucked wes welker from the patriots, now he's an asshole who won't call me back."
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 18, 2016, 05:59:19 PM
Yo I just wanna give a major shout out to tobey for giving me the courage to get on tinder. Got drunk, uploaded some bullshit photos, and got to swiping. I only got one match so far, a hippie/art/snowboard chick that's only 20. Sent her a message earlier, and surprisingly she got back to me. I'll keep you guys posted if anything becomes of it. I've seen some crazy profiles though, this one was pretty good.
(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu212/bluntstofakie/IMG_3069_zpsd4pztt95.png) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/bluntstofakie/media/IMG_3069_zpsd4pztt95.png.html)
The best one though, was this super hot 18 year old that had a bio that said. "I fucked wes welker from the patriots, now he's an asshole who won't call me back."

If i can get laid on tinder, ANYONE can too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 18, 2016, 10:49:05 PM
Considering on downloading the app to wingman for my friend because of the group feature. Have any of you used it successfully yet?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 19, 2016, 04:50:54 PM
get it tobey!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: bluntstofakie on August 19, 2016, 04:51:48 PM
If i can get laid on tinder, ANYONE can too.
I really hope so tobey. I feel like I missed the good old days of tinder where every chick on there was trying to fuck. There are a lot of weird bitches on there in my area. I've seen no less than 8 chicks that have mentioned in their bios how much they love cheese. If cheese isn't a code word for drugs or something, I think I've seriously lost faith in humanity.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Green Bastard on August 19, 2016, 06:27:09 PM
Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Post by: glutton. on August 19, 2016, 08:16:45 PM
^no dick or shirtless pics.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 19, 2016, 10:41:26 PM
Reinstalled this shit on my phone trying to break my dry spell, will post further updates.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 22, 2016, 10:41:34 AM
Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?

Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
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Post by: JB on August 22, 2016, 11:44:20 AM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.

since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
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Post by: iKobrakai on August 22, 2016, 12:18:06 PM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
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since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.

What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
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Post by: h00man on August 22, 2016, 12:53:41 PM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
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since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
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What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...

You'll probably attract some sluts with that workout pic. Girls that are looking for serious relationships will def look at you as a fuckboy if you have anything to do with a naked or gym selfie. But hey if you wanna just fuck bitches try it! Report back to us with stories too!
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Post by: Yushin Okami on August 22, 2016, 02:56:18 PM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
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since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
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What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
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You'll probably attract some sluts with that workout pic. Girls that are looking for serious relationships will def look at you as a fuckboy if you have anything to do with a naked or gym selfie. But hey if you wanna just fuck bitches try it! Report back to us with stories too!

Do you have a dog? Include a pic of you and your dog.
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Post by: tobey on August 22, 2016, 03:31:01 PM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
[close]

since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
[close]

What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
[close]

You'll probably attract some sluts with that workout pic. Girls that are looking for serious relationships will def look at you as a fuckboy if you have anything to do with a naked or gym selfie. But hey if you wanna just fuck bitches try it! Report back to us with stories too!
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Do you have a dog? Include a pic of you and your dog.

You will rarely get a girl on there that wants a relationship, well at least i only came across one girl on there that wifed me up for like a month. When i posted a douchebag selfie of me flexing without a shirt, i got some good matches. Now half of my photos are in the pool with my niece, been getting a lot of success with that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 22, 2016, 06:06:16 PM
So i just got done my date with that bi girl and this was probably my favorite date i ever went on because we didn't netflix and chill. I took her to a nice dinner and while we were eating she said she had work at 8am tomorrow. So i said we can go back to my house and watch an episode or two of a show or go to this park and catch pokemon, since i didn't want her to be staying up late on a work night. I was stoked she choose pokemon because after dinner we just walked around a park and talked a bunch, super fun. I bet her that if she catches a new pokemon that i get a kiss, well this park always has this one pokemon she never caught so basically hustled her, she didn't mind though. We made out a little and she seemed super stoked that i brought up an idea for a second date.

Maybe the one night stand phase is slowing down for me because this was the best date i went on in my entire life. Also met this girl on Okcupid and not tinder. The thing i said in my last post is still true about tinder girls 
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Post by: posguy on August 22, 2016, 07:14:02 PM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
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since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
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What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...

get a photo doing something that you'd naturally take your shirt off for, mowing the lawn etc.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 23, 2016, 02:38:54 AM
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Stupid question, but do you guys have any tips on photos for your tinder profile?
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Just find a photo that you think makes you look good and just throw it on there. Make sure your friends aren't in them. Just you.
[close]

since apparently girls love cheese, i would have some cheese in the photo too.
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What an awesome reference, somebody likes Classic Slap! Speaking of cheesy, will I increase my chances by having a naked torso? I'm into lifting, maybe a photo after a workout? And yes, i'm serious...
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get a photo doing something that you'd naturally take your shirt off for, mowing the lawn etc.


(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/taking-your-shirt-off.gif)
like in picture #3, right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 23, 2016, 08:22:27 AM
Well, I live in an appartment building, so there are no "natural settings". The place is ghetto as fuck, though, so I guess I can be as shirtless as I want. Also, I don't want to get married, just want to drink some pussy juice. I might upload some semi-naked photos for your approval, which is totally not gay.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 23, 2016, 02:11:57 PM
Well, I live in an appartment building, so there are no "natural settings". The place is ghetto as fuck, though, so I guess I can be as shirtless as I want. Also, I don't want to get married, just want to drink some pussy juice. I might upload some semi-naked photos for your approval, which is totally not gay.

Let's see it...in a totally not gay way
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on August 23, 2016, 02:38:50 PM
After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Abyss1 on August 23, 2016, 03:55:40 PM
Do you still need Facebook to use Tinder?  This is the only reason i wont sign up
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Post by: Joe Pesci on August 23, 2016, 05:20:23 PM
After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?
probably game over unless she gets back on unexpectedly and hits you up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 23, 2016, 05:45:13 PM
After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?

Was this through tinder messaging or do you have her number? If its tinder messaging you always ask for her number first then you get into your texting game. If its through texting just give it a couple of days and just text her a random thought, just not like a creepy thought just a completely random thing that she will probably answer because it will confuse her.

I have had that happened before though, like when i ask a girl out she will just ignore me. Sometimes they will do what i just told you, just text me a random thing and then we will get back into talking again. Other times (which is majority of times) i probably wont hear from her again unless she will like my social media posts and apparently when a girl does that you're supposed to text them. I don't play that game shit though.

Don't stress out though if you never hear from her again. Chances are really high on these dating apps that you will find someone that you're even more into and will actually give you the time of day 
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Post by: glutton. on August 23, 2016, 05:58:29 PM
Do you still need Facebook to use Tinder?  This is the only reason i wont sign up
Yeah, I created a profile with a pseudonym to use it. After some chick was ready to meet up, she said something like, "I've never done this before. How do I know you're not a serial killer or rapist?"

That pretty much killed it for me and I've been sticking to real life, which is mostly getting numbers on receipt copies.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on August 23, 2016, 08:49:46 PM
I hate it when they figure out you're a serial killer or rapist :(
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Post by: weedpop on August 23, 2016, 11:57:28 PM
^ Instant turnoff.
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Post by: iKobrakai on August 24, 2016, 09:29:37 AM
Well...
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Post by: JB on August 24, 2016, 10:37:53 AM
(http://www.foulentertainment.com/uploads/4/4/6/0/44605587/126641896.jpg)
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Post by: h00man on August 24, 2016, 10:45:11 AM
Well...

Aite brah maybe not mirror selfies. Go to the beach or pool or something and have a friend take a photo for you.

To me, whenever I see my lady friends on tinder and they come across a mirror selfie naked guy, they always have negative responses like "instant fuckboy" or "douche". And I agree. Fuck those dudes.

Try have a more natural photo. But yeah I'm sure chicks would be willing to fuck you seeing that! (no homo though)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 24, 2016, 10:48:39 AM
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After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?
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Was this through tinder messaging or do you have her number? If its tinder messaging you always ask for her number first then you get into your texting game. If its through texting just give it a couple of days and just text her a random thought, just not like a creepy thought just a completely random thing that she will probably answer because it will confuse her.

I have had that happened before though, like when i ask a girl out she will just ignore me. Sometimes they will do what i just told you, just text me a random thing and then we will get back into talking again. Other times (which is majority of times) i probably wont hear from her again unless she will like my social media posts and apparently when a girl does that you're supposed to text them. I don't play that game shit though.

Don't stress out though if you never hear from her again. Chances are really high on these dating apps that you will find someone that you're even more into and will actually give you the time of day 

Nah Tobey, its a sign that the chick isnt into him. Being persistent is a major turn off for some girls, and the more you keep it up, the more they'll ignore you. If she's not into you, she aint into you.

Don't be a creep. Its just not meant to be at the moment.

I say at the moment because I believe everything is based off of timing. There is no "fate" and thing dont happen "for a reason". Everything is ALL just timing. So who knows, just play the friendzone game and maybe she'll get to know you more and open up to the point where she's willing to take you up on a date (in the future). But yeah don't keep pestering her though.
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Post by: tobey on August 24, 2016, 11:02:33 AM
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After talking to this girl (who i am super into) for a day or two, I asked her if she wanted to meet up, primarily because I suck at text based communication and am super confident and comfortable face to face... no response. Is it game over? If not, any tips on re-initiating conversation?
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Was this through tinder messaging or do you have her number? If its tinder messaging you always ask for her number first then you get into your texting game. If its through texting just give it a couple of days and just text her a random thought, just not like a creepy thought just a completely random thing that she will probably answer because it will confuse her.

I have had that happened before though, like when i ask a girl out she will just ignore me. Sometimes they will do what i just told you, just text me a random thing and then we will get back into talking again. Other times (which is majority of times) i probably wont hear from her again unless she will like my social media posts and apparently when a girl does that you're supposed to text them. I don't play that game shit though.

Don't stress out though if you never hear from her again. Chances are really high on these dating apps that you will find someone that you're even more into and will actually give you the time of day 
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Nah Tobey, its a sign that the chick isnt into him. Being persistent is a major turn off for some girls, and the more you keep it up, the more they'll ignore you. If she's not into you, she aint into you.

Don't be a creep. Its just not meant to be at the moment.

I say at the moment because I believe everything is based off of timing. There is no "fate" and thing dont happen "for a reason". Everything is ALL just timing. So who knows, just play the friendzone game and maybe she'll get to know you more and open up to the point where she's willing to take you up on a date (in the future). But yeah don't keep pestering her though.

My advice is definitely better than you saying to be willing in the friendzone, nobody escapes that shit. Thats not like me saying girls are only good for sex, im saying you don't want to be in the friendzone with anyone you want to be in an actual relationship with or constantly thinking about having sex with   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 24, 2016, 11:28:44 AM
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Aite brah maybe not mirror selfies. Go to the beach or pool or something and have a friend take a photo for you.

To me, whenever I see my lady friends on tinder and they come across a mirror selfie naked guy, they always have negative responses like "instant fuckboy" or "douche". And I agree. Fuck those dudes.

Try have a more natural photo. But yeah I'm sure chicks would be willing to fuck you seeing that! (no homo though)

Thanks for the response! It was just a trial version so that the almighty power of Slap would bless this body to be posing in a totally not fabricated fashion on Tinder. I'll get one of my totally not gay friends to work in a good shot.

The hunt begins soon...
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Post by: h00man on August 24, 2016, 12:07:46 PM
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Aite brah maybe not mirror selfies. Go to the beach or pool or something and have a friend take a photo for you.

To me, whenever I see my lady friends on tinder and they come across a mirror selfie naked guy, they always have negative responses like "instant fuckboy" or "douche". And I agree. Fuck those dudes.

Try have a more natural photo. But yeah I'm sure chicks would be willing to fuck you seeing that! (no homo though)
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Thanks for the response! It was just a trial version so that the almighty power of Slap would bless this body to be posing in a totally not fabricated fashion on Tinder. I'll get one of my totally not gay friends to work in a good shot.

The hunt begins soon...

Haha if you have gay friends maybe they can help you decide what photo or angle looks best. As long as they don't try to eat your dick after then maybe it wont hurt. Maybe even ask a lady friend what she thinks too. Then give her the dick after.

I don't know Tobey I guess everyone works in different ways. But when a girl ignores my response to hang out, its a sign that she's not into me and I shouldn't waste my time and move on to someone who will be. To me its a turn off like "I'm asking you out, but you obviously aren't into it/think you're too good for me" and I usually just move on.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2016, 12:18:12 PM
^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 24, 2016, 12:24:16 PM
^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.

Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 24, 2016, 12:59:56 PM
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^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
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Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.

Hell, yeah, buddy! Persistence is key when it comes to money, girls and most of all, gains! I nailed this redhead cashier twice. I came up to her at work, gave my number and left. Some time after, I'm like "Hey, you never called, take my number again..." She tasted great!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 24, 2016, 01:18:08 PM
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^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
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Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
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Hell, yeah, buddy! Persistence is key when it comes to money, girls and most of all, gains! I nailed this redhead cashier twice. I came up to her at work, gave my number and left. Some time after, I'm like "Hey, you never called, take my number again..." She tasted great!

....go on...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on August 24, 2016, 08:31:52 PM
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^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
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Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.

I just left it alone and she ended up responding like 10 hours later. She apologized for missing my message, said she turned her notifications off and gave me her number to text her. So that's where everything landed so far
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 24, 2016, 08:52:09 PM
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^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
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Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
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I just left it alone and she ended up responding like 10 hours later. She apologized for missing my message, said she turned her notifications off and gave me her number to text her. So that's where everything landed so far

Yeah and some girl that ghosted me just sent a random text tonight, basically as i told that bi girl i can wait for another date with her. Swear girls have some voodoo shit going on and know how to ruin a night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 25, 2016, 10:12:24 AM
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^ oh yeah I'm the same way, that's why I ended that original post saying for him not to stress out if it doesn't work out.
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Yeah I mean I can't really talk much because my current gf was that way (whom I met through tinder) and she friendzoned me. But I kept hanging out with her til she couldn't resist me.
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I just left it alone and she ended up responding like 10 hours later. She apologized for missing my message, said she turned her notifications off and gave me her number to text her. So that's where everything landed so far
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Yeah and some girl that ghosted me just sent a random text tonight, basically as i told that bi girl i can wait for another date with her. Swear girls have some voodoo shit going on and know how to ruin a night

Girls can't make up their minds that's why. Their desires all over the fucking place
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on September 13, 2016, 09:54:46 AM
Sorry if I ruin the 69 page long dating app thread with this post but, found this interesting.
Do Dating Apps Ruin Men's Self-Esteem? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smc1TDoESYI#)

Also, with the new found singleness your boy got a Bumble in full fear of committing to a full on Tinder account because I think it's too soon
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 13, 2016, 10:25:41 AM
^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on September 13, 2016, 10:34:33 AM
^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1

No, Tobey, you're number one.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on September 13, 2016, 10:55:32 AM
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^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1
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No, Tobey, you're number one.

I tried it because I haven't had a dating app in a long time. So far regular girls have showed up for me. I did move my max age to 80 for the giggles.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on September 13, 2016, 11:36:48 AM
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^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1
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No, Tobey, you're number one.
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I tried it because I haven't had a dating app in a long time. So far regular girls have showed up for me. I did move my max age to 80 for the giggles.

When I did that, a bunch of super artsy girls with ages set to like 99 years old started to show up. On Tinder, at least. I deleted my fb account for good, else I'd probably be on Tinder by now again... but this is for the best. I'm not ready to date right now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 13, 2016, 12:11:58 PM
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^ I have a date with a bumble girl this week. Its basically the same thing as tinder but it seems like 90% of the girls on there are just sorority fake tan girls. They usually get mad at me when i make fun of frats so i only had 1 bumble date in my whole online dating apps career. Tinder is still number 1
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No, Tobey, you're number one.
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I tried it because I haven't had a dating app in a long time. So far regular girls have showed up for me. I did move my max age to 80 for the giggles loose pussy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 13, 2016, 03:13:27 PM
i should try that  iguess. moved to a bigger city for this month and @ mynameisnotjeff i dont use dating apps but my selfesteem has been ruined ever since. so that would not matter and it would be worth a try, those datingshitapps. but i dont own a smartphone and shit. so its kinda pointless, as is this whole post. just wanted to rant behind some small wall of text. fml
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on September 13, 2016, 03:40:18 PM
i should try that  iguess. moved to a bigger city for this month and @ mynameisnotjeff i dont use dating apps but my selfesteem has been ruined ever since. so that would not matter and it would be worth a try, those datingshitapps. but i dont own a smartphone and shit. so its kinda pointless, as is this whole post. just wanted to rant behind some small wall of text. fml
Makes sense, we all have to let things out somehow. Maybe look up touristic spots or if your city is big enough sign up to thrillist or something like that and check out new bars and restaurants or the better ones in the city.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on September 13, 2016, 08:57:59 PM
I don't know if it's just a product of where I live or the fact that it was relatively new at the time, but when I tried bumble, I'd say 75% of the profiles were fake
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 14, 2016, 04:54:06 PM
I wonder why my matches are dying down now? I think i used my best photo yet for it

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/14356050_10153673037737101_823058035_n.jpg?oh=9fadedeacd372c9cdc52c4e88cc2a812&oe=57DBE6C7)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on September 14, 2016, 09:36:58 PM
I don't know if it's just a product of where I live or the fact that it was relatively new at the time, but when I tried bumble, I'd say 75% of the profiles were fake
Probably how new it is. Not sure if it's just my area but have dating apps gone down?

Also Hooman made me laugh haha. Don't think I could find it in me to deal with all the wrinkles.

@20Matar, do it all at your pace. I didn't feel the same for my partner and stayed with her because I was afraid of hurting her, mostly on because I can

@Tobey, I don't know either, about to steal your style and see if it works for me haha
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Post by: JB on September 15, 2016, 06:28:51 AM
I wonder why my matches are dying down now? I think i used my best photo yet for it

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/14356050_10153673037737101_823058035_n.jpg?oh=9fadedeacd372c9cdc52c4e88cc2a812&oe=57DBE6C7)

i like the oasis behind the quarterpipe shot. nice.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tom on September 17, 2016, 04:40:29 PM
The girl that I was/am in love with moved 3000 miles away a week ago. I'm back to tinder. I matched with this girl that I have a lot of mutual friends with all across the country, but I've never met her. I sent a screenshot to one of my buddies because I thought it was kind of funny. He called her and hyped me up. I'm gonna see how it goes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: swag nollies on September 17, 2016, 10:26:21 PM
I can bang this kinda fatty blonde, not my style, but she wats D, works at the blunt station.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on September 18, 2016, 05:39:41 AM
I can bang this kinda fatty blonde, not my style, but she wats D, works at the blunt station.

What's holding you back.
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Post by: Nate on September 18, 2016, 03:44:34 PM
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I can bang this kinda fatty blonde, not my style, but she wats D, works at the blunt station.
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What's holding you back.

LBS.

Just moved to a city and whoa do I feel like a god. I have OPTIONS, its crazy.  Every girl falls for the creative skate guy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on September 19, 2016, 05:43:05 AM
decided last Thursday to get back on it, but I gotta say that there are close to no women that are worth dating. I like those artsy and hip, but not crazy type of woman. currently writing with one outside of tinder. she seems sweet and cute. locks like it's going to be a date at some point, although both of us try to be super cool, haha.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on October 03, 2016, 11:20:08 PM
so I had my first date with a female actress, from a posh family ... needless to say she was fat and it was impossible to see on the pictures before. my dick said "no, gracias".
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 04, 2016, 12:38:23 AM
"artsy hip and not crazy"... well, you gotta choose 2 of these matze haha... dating is always such an up and down spiral, its insane. one moment you get options left and right, then its 2 months of nothing. i will never understand it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 16, 2016, 07:41:27 PM
I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 16, 2016, 09:30:59 PM
I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes

Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort

In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.

Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 17, 2016, 07:49:14 AM
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I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
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Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort

In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.

Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day

Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 17, 2016, 09:03:56 PM
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I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
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Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort

In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.

Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day
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Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal
Making sure haha

It also messes with your ego. My 2 matches have yet to reply and my friend is on and I don't know if it would be okay to swipe right seeing as how my ex and her are friends.
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Post by: tobey on October 17, 2016, 09:07:32 PM
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I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
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Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort

In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.

Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day
[close]

Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal
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Making sure haha

It also messes with your ego. My 2 matches have yet to reply and my friend is on and I don't know if it would be okay to swipe right seeing as how my ex and her are friends.

I mainly use my super likes for people i know, even a girl i dated from tinder. If you don't take it seriously you will have the best time on there
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 17, 2016, 09:11:14 PM
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I have a feeling i will never hang out this girl im talking to at the moment, she just doesn't seem interested in me. So i been just sending her David Puddy quotes
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Not worth clinging on to. Maybe just talk but don't put much effort

In other news, downloaded Tinder.
I jokingly swipped right and matched with some chick that had humongous machetes in a picture. Her and the other person have yet to reply.

Also, tinder gets very addicting. I burned through all my swipes the first day
[close]

Everyone does that. Unless you're a girl and get a match basically every time you swipe right, you're normal
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Making sure haha

It also messes with your ego. My 2 matches have yet to reply and my friend is on and I don't know if it would be okay to swipe right seeing as how my ex and her are friends.
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I mainly use my super likes for people i know, even a girl i dated from tinder. If you don't take it seriously you will have the best time on there
Might start doing this. Also should I post my profile or whatever for pointers? haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 18, 2016, 07:59:17 PM
Some Asian girl unmatched me because i sent her a message saying "yellow". I think she thinks i was being racists but the only thing in her bio was "hello" so i thought i could really impress her by saying "yellow"
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Post by: Matze on October 18, 2016, 11:07:46 PM
since I am single my main goal is to have sex with an Asian and a black girl. guess I'll manage soon - this photographer has a mom from the Seychelles and the dad is Chinese. is blasian a thing? anyway, she thought I only wanted to be friends with her cause I'm not writing anything about sex or sending dick pictures.
also: I tried a couple of dating apps, guess some might only be known in Germany/Europe. Tinder is by far the best, but I got my first matches on feeld and bumble yesterday.
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Post by: GOKU on October 19, 2016, 12:18:06 PM
Matched with a nice 45 year old woman last night. She was 18 years old when I was born! Pretty crazy. I can ask her what it was like watching Twin Peaks when it was brand spankin' new!
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Post by: tobey on October 19, 2016, 07:10:14 PM
Matched with a nice 45 year old woman last night. She was 18 years old when I was born! Pretty crazy. I can ask her what it was like watching Twin Peaks when it was brand spankin' new!

I got matched up with an older married woman on okcupid but she had no pictures so i didn't actually try to meet up with her. I did ask if she could be my sugar momma and thats when she never responded again 
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Post by: sleepypancakes on October 19, 2016, 08:02:37 PM
since I am single my main goal is to have sex with an Asian and a black girl. guess I'll manage soon - this photographer has a mom from the Seychelles and the dad is Chinese. is blasian a thing? anyway, she thought I only wanted to be friends with her cause I'm not writing anything about sex or sending dick pictures.
also: I tried a couple of dating apps, guess some might only be known in Germany/Europe. Tinder is by far the best, but I got my first matches on feeld and bumble yesterday.
I've missed you very much friend, it's good to have you back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 21, 2016, 09:04:56 PM
Ever since i made this my pic and bio i been getting 2 or 3 matches a day

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14716330_10153763936537101_964649007032019168_n.jpg?oh=7b077eedbbf12e50d9cf0fa0e3b0289b&oe=58996C9C)

All you need is a cute baby
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 21, 2016, 09:19:00 PM
Can I borrow that baby?
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Post by: tobey on October 21, 2016, 09:33:21 PM
Can I borrow that baby?

Im next in line for it if my stupid sister or her dumb husband ever die
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Post by: Paul Cicero on October 23, 2016, 02:28:52 AM
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Can I borrow that baby?
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Im next in line for it if my stupid sister or her dumb husband ever die

LOL  ;D
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Post by: Matze on October 24, 2016, 02:47:30 AM
I'll try that later!
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 24, 2016, 04:28:04 AM
oh come on matze, you have been scoring really "big" recently anyway! hahahahaa....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on October 24, 2016, 06:25:49 AM
she was big enough to fit the whole forum.
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Post by: JB on October 24, 2016, 08:33:16 AM
this isnt the place for inside jokes. we want the deatz, matz.
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on October 24, 2016, 11:10:59 AM
she was big enough to fit the whole forum.

hahahaha <3
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 24, 2016, 02:40:21 PM
My ex was bigger, not like the girls you guys are describing but more on the chubby side. It might be why now I'm into chicks like Kylie Page, Keisha Grey or anything with more cushion.

As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 24, 2016, 03:18:03 PM
My ex was bigger, not like the girls you guys are describing but more on the chubby side. It might be why now I'm into chicks like Kylie Page, Keisha Grey or anything with more cushion.

As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.

You better not be sending these girs messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it 
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 24, 2016, 05:44:09 PM
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
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You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it 

I haven't,  I've been referencing a pic or their bios
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Post by: 20matar on October 25, 2016, 12:40:07 PM
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
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You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it 
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I haven't,  I've been referencing a pic or their bios

Know what kills me? Existential dread Girls with all but selfies and no bios. I don't think I ever had any success with a match like that. The conversation never develops.
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Post by: tobey on October 25, 2016, 02:36:03 PM
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
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You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it 
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I haven't,  I've been referencing a pic or their bios
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Know what kills me? Existential dread Girls with all but selfies and no bios. I don't think I ever had any success with a match like that. The conversation never develops.

Yeah and they get offended when i ask questions trying to get to know them and unmatch me. Like this example:

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13879311_10153597851602101_1237397435793767562_n.jpg?oh=b91c098cc4908f2cb819a562a5711ff8&oe=58A21B97)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: childhood on October 25, 2016, 03:01:56 PM
Alright, I've been lonely long enough. I  need to get on tinder.

Since I got dumped by my last girl, like 1.5 yrs old, I've had no standard penetrative sex. Just mutual oral stuff, twice with the same girl.
I still feel pretty depressed about the last relationship, and even though I get lonely, I'd still just rather masturbate, rather than deal with a new girl in that way.

Tobey, would you be the Don Draper (in the Black Mirror Xmas ep), to my nerdy con-man character who gets poisoned in the end.
Just give me the tips and teach me how to manipulate and influence tinder.

Also, do you need a facebook to make a tinder? Cause then it's an automatic no go if I have to.
I've heard conflicting information from friends though, so I dunno what the truth is
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: childhood on October 25, 2016, 03:40:14 PM
Forgot to post the relevant Black Mirror clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYQSVODWo1I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYQSVODWo1I#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 25, 2016, 03:51:57 PM
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As for Tinder. I was shit faced and matched with a 5' tall ballerina but was too shit faced to make reasonable messages and she ended up umatching with me. Also, matched with a friend, might ask her to cover a radio show with me. Just to hang out. So far I've had like 7 matches out of those only 3 have really replied.
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You better not be sending these girls messages just saying "hey". They will ignore that shit real quick. I used to use the same pickup line for every girl i got matched up and majority of them would respond. I don't suggest that because you look like a total douche doing it. Now i just see whats in their bios and make a stupid joke about it or try to relate to it. I have faith in you not jeff, go get it 
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I haven't,  I've been referencing a pic or their bios
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Know what kills me? Existential dread Girls with all but selfies and no bios. I don't think I ever had any success with a match like that. The conversation never develops.
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Yeah and they get offended when i ask questions trying to get to know them and unmatch me. Like this example:

I think getting matched with bots is worse, I get hyped there's a match just to get asked to verify if they're real through a fake link or some bs
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 25, 2016, 04:25:54 PM
You need facebook for bumble and tinder, don't need it for okcupid and POF. I mean the only reason i get messages and numbers now is because i really don't give a shit if i hang out with these girls. I'm about to be a year sober next month so i mainly just mess around with these girls, apparently im funny. I wasn't always like that though. I started out super shy, taking every message so seriously from these girls and would get super bummed if they don't message back. When that happens 90% of the time they just don't see the message, girls get hundreds of messages on these apps so just try again another day. Just relax and have fun on these apps. Chances are you won't find your soulmate on these apps so take that pressure off you 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: childhood on October 25, 2016, 05:33:38 PM
okc and pof worth getting into even?

This thread actually inspired me to text this girl I haven't seen in person in like six months, and now we have tentative plans to kick it soon

I'm excited, cause I was thinking this was gonna be my next girl awhile back, but then I wound up in rehab, and haven't seen her in person since I got home. I was embarrassed to see/contact her really, cause I wasn't sure if she just thought I was a loser now.

I was actually partying at her bday party, the night before my intervention.
I showed up about an hour and a half late to my intervention the next morning, cause I was exhausted and fucked up, and then once it got going, I started yelling shit like "I made my friend a fucking CHEESECAKE for her birthday last night! How am I a fucking drug addict?!" Flawless logic
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Lasernaut on October 26, 2016, 11:11:01 AM
Kind of felt weird about what I had written and put online, so I decided to delete it.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on October 26, 2016, 01:28:09 PM
Matched with a nice 45 year old woman last night. She was 18 years old when I was born! Pretty crazy. I can ask her what it was like watching Twin Peaks when it was brand spankin' new!

We went out for a bit the other night. She paid for my drinks, smoked cigs with me, and let me kiss her at the end of the night! She also texted me not long after she drove me home, saying she wants to hang out again. I'm totally down.

We've been talking a decent amount since then, and are probably hanging out tmrw after I get out of stupid jury duty. Stoked! Reminiscent of when Spanky was dating Cat Power, lolz
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ill_Murray on October 26, 2016, 06:35:57 PM
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Since I got dumped by my last girl, like 1.5 yrs old, I've had no standard penetrative sex.
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I told the other matches that I found someone that might be a real interest of mine, and they said it was cool and wished me luck.



Could not stop cracking up at this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Coastal Fever on October 28, 2016, 08:34:43 AM
Yeah, that's a very noble gesture.. But you're essentially telling them you found someone better and I doubt they need or want to hear that.  I've only gotten it once but I thought "we haven't even met, you don't owe me a backhanded explanation".  If you blow it with the "better" girl you've basically got no chance with the ones you just shot down.

Anyone ever get a match that seems too good to be true?  And I don't mean bots or fake profiles.. I had a smoking hot architect message me, and after barely any conversation, she suggested we meet at a fancy restaurant.  Her profile also said "buy me pizza so I know it's real".  As tempting as it is, I'm pretty broke and not risking getting played.  Gotta trust your gut sometimes.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 28, 2016, 03:05:34 PM
Just claim that you just payed bills?

Also, being so close to Halloween has put into question my anti-bot measures. But, on the bright side there's all these out of town girls. Too bad the app has been acting up on my phone. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on October 29, 2016, 07:39:58 PM
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/97a6f3c4063f1c8805fe5488a686ea1b/tumblr_nonuprTNy51qzol4do1_1280.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 09, 2016, 01:49:49 PM
Decided to go all out
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/3gQz8ezV08GGpc-L0ULbeC5TN78-Nwdz8bHMbJpQyV2FWEbSL8EvmiJ9k_clUTK65RLQBNHFXZTlu1M=w1280-h726-rw)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on November 09, 2016, 04:36:00 PM
Decided to go all out
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/3gQz8ezV08GGpc-L0ULbeC5TN78-Nwdz8bHMbJpQyV2FWEbSL8EvmiJ9k_clUTK65RLQBNHFXZTlu1M=w1280-h726-rw)

Which means...?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 09, 2016, 05:17:45 PM
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Decided to go all out

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Which means...?
It's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thing
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Post by: tobey on November 09, 2016, 05:25:17 PM
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Decided to go all out

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Which means...?
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It's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thing

I think he meant we cant see the pic you posted, or at least i cant. I'm working with this Trump angle too

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15050323_10153811780977101_1133666513_n.jpg?oh=d17b3cc60c239a1c753fd34b6d0aff47&oe=5825EA50)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 09, 2016, 06:23:29 PM
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Decided to go all out

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Which means...?
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It's a joke. My roommates convinced to add the citizenship thing to my bio. Seeing as how I'm an immigrant and the whole America shitting the bed thing
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I think he meant we cant see the pic you posted, or at least i cant. I'm working with this Trump angle too


Gotta hustle haha

Also, can you see the picture now?
(http://i.imgur.com/aVA7ObH.png?2)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on November 10, 2016, 04:01:57 AM
Now I can! Here's hoping the girls will peel you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ungzilla on December 11, 2016, 08:38:24 PM
Ok I got on board with this bullshit...

Got a few matches, first one sent a couple texts back and forth with then radio silence for past 24 hours, whatever, maybe one of my lame jokes didn't land or a bit of sarcasm didn't translate.

One seems like a fake profile based on hotness and the fact they messaged me first, pretty much immediately. I'm basically ignoring them. also they're like 50 miles away, so fuck that. I'd probably show up and get my ass beat and robbed by some military dude and his bored girlfriend. Hypothesizing, anyways.

Most recent one is definitely real given we have a mutual acquaintance, and is definitely somewhat of a babe, but the profile and pics don't give me much good to go on for an intro. HMMM. I'm bad at this generally, so if I make any progress I'll keep the slap homies posted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on December 12, 2016, 09:28:51 AM
That fake looking babe was def a bot, saying something like "hey my phones about to die come reach me at my website _________".

Trust me on this, it works: Have dogs with you in all your photos.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 12, 2016, 03:32:55 PM
I keep matching up with bots but the jokes on them I'm a bit of a technophile
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 12, 2016, 05:25:06 PM
I keep matching up with bots but the jokes on them I'm a bit of a technophile
I started saying random nonsense to them for the shits and giggles because they have a generic script
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 12, 2016, 05:26:20 PM
I swipe right constantly and even the bots don't get matched up with me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Justis on December 12, 2016, 10:28:15 PM
met my current gf off of there , gonna lie about how we met
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on December 13, 2016, 06:17:07 AM
i figured i'd give this a shot and literally the first pic that popped up was my ex gf who last time i met her i spilled beer on her shirt and overall made a complete ass of my self. somehow i swiped right, i don't even know why. then i got mad anxiety and deleted the app. that is all.
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Post by: Turtle Boy on December 13, 2016, 06:53:29 AM
I swipe right constantly and even the bots don't get matched up with me
I don't use it, but I heard they have some kind of algorithm that calculates your attractiveness as a function of the number of people that you choose, and the number of other people that choose you. Like if you have more people that swipes you right than the one you swipe right, you are considered more attractive. Then, the other thing is the more attractive you are considred, would make you appear more often on the screen of the other people.
So maybe by swiping right less often you would have more probabilities to get matched. The funny side of the story is that by swiping less often right, you can miss the girls that swipes you right easier. This point is crucial because it should help to have matches where people actually want to get to know the other one.

I don't know if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: SFblah on December 13, 2016, 07:04:37 AM
Turtle, my friend does IT Security for IAC, the parent company, so I'll ask cuz I'm curious now. Also, did you know IAC owns all these companies?

BlackPeopleMeet.com
Chemistry.com
Delightful
FriendScout24
HowAboutWe
Match.com
Meetic Group
OkCupid
OurTime
People Media
PlentyOfFish
The Princeton Review
Tinder
Tutor.com
Twoo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on December 13, 2016, 07:12:05 AM
Turtle, my friend does IT Security for IAC, the parent company, so I'll ask cuz I'm curious now. Also, did you know IAC owns all these companies?

BlackPeopleMeet.com
Chemistry.com
Delightful
FriendScout24
HowAboutWe
Match.com
Meetic Group
OkCupid
OurTime
People Media
PlentyOfFish
The Princeton Review
Tinder
Tutor.com
Twoo
That would be really cool to know how it actually works!
It's kind of scary to think that all the conversations/identies/data and sex/love stories that those servers recorded over the years.
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Post by: h00man on December 13, 2016, 09:40:59 AM
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Turtle, my friend does IT Security for IAC, the parent company, so I'll ask cuz I'm curious now. Also, did you know IAC owns all these companies?

BlackPeopleMeet.com
Chemistry.com
Delightful
FriendScout24
HowAboutWe
Match.com
Meetic Group
OkCupid
OurTime
People Media
PlentyOfFish
The Princeton Review
Tinder
Tutor.com
Twoo
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That would be really cool to know how it actually works!
It's kind of scary to think that all the conversations/identies/data and sex/love stories that those servers recorded over the years.

So this one company controls the majority of these dating apps that have a possible chance of changing your entire life based on an algorithm. Illuminati?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 13, 2016, 07:46:17 PM
I'm going on a date with this girl i met from okcupid on friday. I just havent been in the dating mood or even a one night stand mood for awhile. She seems pretty cool though, like today she just randomly sent me pics from her taking a bath, also never ask for sexy pics you fuc bois, if you dont ask they will just send you shit at random times. Just i was playing Battlefield and it was super awkward playing a video game when you have a boner, especially that game. Anyway she looked super familiar to me for some reason but after a couple days talking to her i realized she looks just like my ex. Me and my ex are cool, like i don't hate her but i also just don't give enough shit to dislike her. This girl seems better because shes like around my age, im 24 shes 22. Where my ex was 18 and i was 23 at the time. I don't know why im going into so much detail, im bored
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Post by: h00man on December 14, 2016, 09:52:23 AM
If you're bored post the bath pics Tobey!
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Post by: JB on December 14, 2016, 09:53:04 AM
post the bath pics Tobey!
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Post by: tobey on December 14, 2016, 01:51:58 PM
It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Post by: h00man on December 14, 2016, 03:07:43 PM
It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps

Boo!!! Next time Tobey
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Post by: tobey on December 14, 2016, 04:50:43 PM
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It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Boo!!! Next time Tobey

Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 14, 2016, 08:49:41 PM
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It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Boo!!! Next time Tobey
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Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me

Tobey eats ass, confirmed haha
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Post by: Allen. on December 15, 2016, 08:57:48 AM
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It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Boo!!! Next time Tobey
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Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me
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Tobey eats ass, confirmed haha

You don't? ::)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 15, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
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It was on snapchat and i don't screen shot snaps
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Boo!!! Next time Tobey
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Yeah im not risking my own supply just so you dorks can see. Plus i think i only posted like 2 girls ever on this forum and dmed a bunch pals photos through instagram. This was during my drinking days and im not that big of piece shit anymore. Plus people can easily find me on here from my instgaram with everyone calling me Tobey on there. Which i don't care at all but some girls i used to date can easily ruin my life with their own social media shit about me
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Tobey eats ass, confirmed haha
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You don't? ::)
You already know
(https://cdn.meme.am/images/250x250/11894876.jpg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 15, 2016, 11:58:58 AM
It's more like 2 girls know who my real bestfriend is in my life and its a dude i been playing xbox live with since middle school. We never met, he lives in Flordia. We just put up with each others shit and never actually hated each other, well not more for than a day at least. If i didn't have horrible anxiety we would have met a long time ago. He's always welcomed here but he kind of hates actual weather seasons.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 16, 2016, 06:02:50 PM
Just got done my date. We went to a pizza shop and had two slices each, i brought home the rest for my dad. Then we put on the movie heavyweights because shes never seen it and she loves Disney movies. Lots of making out and she let me play with her boobies but i asked her if she wanted to go to my bedroom and she said " would you get mad if i say no"? I was like "why would i get mad, why would anyone get mad at that"? That really kind of like messed me up, not that she said no but she thought i would get mad because she said no. Shes super cool though, like the perfect girl to help me get started dating again or if she wants to hang out again to actually date someone again. Also shes only a year younger and it feels great not just having one night stands with teenagers (18, 19 you pervs) who you don't have actual conversations with.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on December 16, 2016, 07:58:48 PM
Tobeys in love, ohhohhhh  :-*

Not knockin ya, I fall in love like 2 times a day.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 16, 2016, 08:27:17 PM
Get it Tobey!!!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on December 18, 2016, 08:35:39 AM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/dating-hack-new-tinder-feature-will-blow-bridge-so-5229 (http://www.clickhole.com/article/dating-hack-new-tinder-feature-will-blow-bridge-so-5229)

Good news for those of us who aren't Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rick Sanchez on December 18, 2016, 08:58:25 AM
hell yeah tobey. boobies are the best.
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Post by: Allen. on December 18, 2016, 10:48:56 AM
Just got done my date. We went to a pizza shop and had two slices each, i brought home the rest for my dad. Then we put on the movie heavyweights because shes never seen it and she loves Disney movies. Lots of making out and she let me play with her boobies but i asked her if she wanted to go to my bedroom and she said " would you get mad if i say no"? I was like "why would i get mad, why would anyone get mad at that"? That really kind of like messed me up, not that she said no but she thought i would get mad because she said no. Shes super cool though, like the perfect girl to help me get started dating again or if she wants to hang out again to actually date someone again. Also shes only a year younger and it feels great not just having one night stands with teenagers (18, 19 you pervs) who you don't have actual conversations with.

She would have put out if you showed her the heavyworks IG instead of heavyweights, the film.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on December 21, 2016, 07:16:57 PM
Ever since I uploaded this photo on Bumble and Tinder I been getting multiple matches daily. I don't know whats going on

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15672869_10153925539577101_5189278015044571282_n.jpg?oh=751b1fb93429a51e2950a69125b457bf&oe=58E9D305)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 21, 2016, 11:05:55 PM
Sense of humor, the ladies love it

Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on December 22, 2016, 09:59:39 AM
Sense of humor, the ladies love it

Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?


Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 22, 2016, 01:00:38 PM
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Sense of humor, the ladies love it

Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?

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Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.


Nah, I be getting ignored after telling them I'm 5'7" or no replies but I've definitely seen some kooky shit I want to share haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 18, 2017, 06:37:46 PM
This will probably be the only time i ever post a pic of my matches but this just seems way too good to be true

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Instantly thought it was a catfish or a bot but i got matched up with her this morning and now its almost 10 at night and she never sent a message. You know how bots will just send you random shit as soon as you get matched up and i haven't gotten a creepy message either. She also has her instagram linked to her tinder profile and it seems to be checking out. I might pursue but im kind of talking to this other girl and we are going out next week. That shit always happens to me, as soon as i have something lined up it seems like a better option comes into play. Meh fuck it ill probably message her this weekend and see what happens
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: childhood on January 18, 2017, 09:22:01 PM
haha my brother is actually currently with a Russian girl who's an au pair here for 6 months, and they met on tinder

she's a babe, definitely at least make an attempt
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 18, 2017, 10:13:12 PM
Do it Tobey! Do it for those of us who don't get matches or get ignored!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 19, 2017, 12:40:16 AM
do it, comrade!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on January 19, 2017, 09:27:35 AM
Thinking of hopping back into the Tinder game soon. I need new photos though since I haven't been on since May of last year.

Anyone have luck with Bumble? I matched with someone (using my old Tinder photos hahaha) but this "girls gotta talk first" thing is fucking bullshit. At this point I'm never gonna talk to her if she has 100 other dudes I have to compete with.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 19, 2017, 10:02:44 AM
Tobey! You're thinking of not messaging a girl because you've been "kind of" talking to another girl that you haven't even met up with yet? Dude... cast a wide net. Not that you aren't an absolute catch, but that girl you're sort of talking to is for sure still talking to other dudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 19, 2017, 10:10:59 AM
Thinking of hopping back into the Tinder game soon. I need new photos though since I haven't been on since May of last year.

Anyone have luck with Bumble? I matched with someone (using my old Tinder photos hahaha) but this "girls gotta talk first" thing is fucking bullshit. At this point I'm never gonna talk to her if she has 100 other dudes I have to compete with.

Lucky, all I've matched with is girls that don't reply or have "message me first" in the bio.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doublepeenis on January 19, 2017, 10:31:08 AM
Tobey, your gonna get raped. But go anyway in case shes real.

Slovakian.. mmmmm
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on January 19, 2017, 02:49:43 PM
This will probably be the only time i ever post a pic of my matches but this just seems way too good to be true

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/16128660_10154010822867101_14129121_n.jpg?oh=c585abc9d5de557b69bf8acfde0fdd9f&oe=5882507F)

Instantly thought it was a catfish or a bot but i got matched up with her this morning and now its almost 10 at night and she never sent a message. You know how bots will just send you random shit as soon as you get matched up and i haven't gotten a creepy message either. She also has her instagram linked to her tinder profile and it seems to be checking out. I might pursue but im kind of talking to this other girl and we are going out next week. That shit always happens to me, as soon as i have something lined up it seems like a better option comes into play. Meh fuck it ill probably message her this weekend and see what happens

This might just open a big can of worms, but remember that you have one extremely appealing quality: you're American. There are many women all over the world who would kill for the possibility of moving to a better country, and, regardless of how your life is (or isn't...) everyone daydreams sometimes about falling in love with someone from somewhere distant and get a complete change of scenery, preferrably to somewhere without heavy traffic, inclement weather, nasty bosses, car bombs or intricate tax legislation. Nowhere is perfect, and we all want what we don't have.

Also, the mere fact that you're foreign makes you way more interesting to her than Tobeycik, the skateboarder from some suburb in Nitra. Have you ever hooked up with a foreign chick? It's a life-changing experience. I'd tell you to get her talking about Czechoslovakia, but you probably have a better plan already.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on January 19, 2017, 03:32:07 PM
Yushin Okami: its not really a thing i care about if another girl is talking to other dudes because i talk to other girls as well. I just have a date lined up with her for next week and when that happens i put my full attention on that girl. Whenever i talked to like 3 or 4 girls at once and try to plan to hang out with all of them, i end up not hanging out with any of them. Also you see that shitty beard on this page? Psh im a fucking CATCH.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on January 24, 2017, 04:00:07 PM
A few days ago I was swiping through some tinder girls and I came across a picture of Steve Buschemi putting on makeup from Billy Madison...You know, the guy that crosses Billy's name off a list of people to kill...anyway it was just this photo of Steve. I saw we had a couple of friends in common and a person that has that type of humor is okay in my book. So I swiped right. We matched!

I looked her up using my stalker skills and she checks out as a real human/woman so all good. She's using me though because she's doing a project that involves my work place. That's okay she's funny and I asked her to not kill me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on February 16, 2017, 11:41:48 AM
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Sense of humor, the ladies love it

Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?

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Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.

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Nah, I be getting ignored after telling them I'm 5'7" or no replies but I've definitely seen some kooky shit I want to share haha

Why would you tell them that? I never share my height over tinder (same height as you)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on February 17, 2017, 04:35:10 PM
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Sense of humor, the ladies love it

Also, would it be appropriate to post screenshots of the profiles we encounter?

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Dude....that is what has been missing in this thread. I want to see what tit ya'll guys are grabbing these days. I honestly have never been on Tinder and know most of you guys live in all parts of the US, but I want to see what kind of tail are on these apps.

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Nah, I be getting ignored after telling them I'm 5'7" or no replies but I've definitely seen some kooky shit I want to share haha
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Why would you tell them that? I never share my height over tinder (same height as you)
They ask me and I'm honest. I have joked about them saying they'll stop responding to me and they'll act like it's not true. I enjoy it because it gives me material to joke about with friends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 17, 2017, 04:50:23 PM
^Just learn how to dunk. So if a girl does ask you height just say "tall enough to dunk a basketball"

Also good job on being honest jeff, i wasn't in the beginning when i first made a tinder account. I used photos from like 2011 and i made it in like 2014 or 2015. I got really fucking fat but just didn't notice cause i never left the house. Had a girl just straight up left as soon as she saw me which i completely get, i was a fat fucking mess. I even had fat people call me fat but they are still fat and now i have a decent body so go fuck yourselves fattys
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on February 17, 2017, 04:56:45 PM
^Just learn how to dunk. So if a girl does ask you height just say "tall enough to dunk a basketball"

Also good job on being honest jeff, i wasn't in the beginning when i first made a tinder account. I used photos from like 2011 and i made it in like 2014 or 2015. I got really fucking fat but just didn't notice cause i never left the house. Had a girl just straight up left as soon as she saw me which i completely get, i was a fat fucking mess. I even had fat people call me fat but they are still fat and now i have a decent body so go fuck yourselves fattys

Get it dude!
Honestly, taking a break from the app. I felt like it became toxic because I wouldn't get matches or replies, and I'd be on it a lot. Shit got to me. It also doesn't help I was hammered and making a joke about hitting on my friend's roommate
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EPetrov on February 17, 2017, 07:31:05 PM
how the F did i go from more matches I can handle a year ago to 6 a week these days.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on February 19, 2017, 12:43:40 PM
I've seen few people to reap the benefits of Internet as mush as Tobey. Good for you, buddy!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 19, 2017, 05:19:24 PM
some girl i was supposed to go out with last night ghosted me the past two days. She just texted me today saying sorry and she basically partied all weekend. Wasn't having any of that shit. Like i wouldn't have cared at all if she just texted me saying like look cant hang out saturday or anything like that but she instead ghosted me. She was texting me all day today and i told her its no big deal but im not interested anymore cause she acted like a child so now im the dick head because i don't want to go on a date. When you ghost someone you are basically telling that person that they arent worth the minute text explaining whats going on.

Got matched up with another girl last night and we been talking all day. Just found out about this problem that she hates driving and me having extreme anxiety issues when driving i was about to give up. She gave me hope though and said she will try one date, she already explained to me she doesn't want a relationship. Her exact words were dates and cuddling which pretty much means sex. So now i feel horrible that shes going to drive to me but im just going to go down on her for like an hour so i don't feel as bad for making her drive
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 19, 2017, 05:25:33 PM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on February 19, 2017, 06:49:39 PM
crime against humanity if you don't toss that salad
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Tale Crab on February 20, 2017, 05:32:50 AM
Tobey, thank you for being here and doing this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on February 20, 2017, 09:03:47 AM
great job tobey, but don't forget about the STD risk, dude
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2017, 06:05:58 AM
I went on a date with that girl last night, i even tried to cancel cause i woke up at 7am and i didn't need to wake up that early and i wanted to take a nap. She sent me a snap of her looking real cute at work so i was like fuck okay lets do this then. Just took her to get pizza but i think this is the only girl that there was no awkward silence at all during the date. It was lots of fun and then she came back to my house and we watched that Kevin Hart and the rock movie central intelligence. We made out the whole time so i can't really tell you if the movie is good or not. Not mad at all we didn't have sex, i mean i was pushing it a little but she said no she doesn't want to so i respected her decision and we just kept on making out. She was torturing me though, like she was sitting on top of me grinding the fuck out of me. So as soon as she left i ate the leftover pizza and jerked off and passed out at like 10. Still had fun   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on February 21, 2017, 07:41:21 AM
lucky bastard !  ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 21, 2017, 10:31:46 AM
did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on February 21, 2017, 12:22:08 PM
did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?

Or during?

Snapchat has made tinder a lot better imo. You can get their number, add them, and show em you do cool shit or whatever on it. Also, nudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2017, 12:30:54 PM
did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?

Before and as soon as i jerked off i just passed out
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 21, 2017, 01:06:19 PM
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did you eat the pizza before or after you jerked off?
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Before and as soon as i jerked off i just passed out

i wouldve done it the other way. taken care of the boner she left me with, then relaxed with some pizza afterward. like how people smoke cigarettes after sex. it just seems right.

either way, you keep killing it tobes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Casey Jones on February 21, 2017, 01:59:08 PM
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on February 21, 2017, 02:01:23 PM
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.



If big name pros ever lurked this thread i would probably fucking kill myself. I think you're good if you name names in this thread
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on February 21, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.




Mrs. Carroll on tinder. confirmed.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on February 22, 2017, 03:17:12 PM
Hope you swiped right and matched so you could skate with said pro and maybe get some product out of it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on February 22, 2017, 04:49:18 PM
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I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.

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Mrs. Carroll on tinder. confirmed.

I mean they are into kinky shit. Worst case scenario you bro out and talk about skate stuff, maybe free product? Oh and you banged his wife
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on March 02, 2017, 06:27:13 PM
recently single and after lurking this thread i have been inspired to get back on the tindy. i want to make poor decisions and get with some randoms. thank you fellow slappers ;D will post an update soon
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 02, 2017, 07:46:16 PM
Tobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on March 02, 2017, 08:14:50 PM
Yeah, I read Tobey's exploits and I'm like, "Holy shit that sounds easy, why am I not on Tinder?"

Then I hear from girls who use it like it's eHarmony or OKCupid and that situation sounds like a nightmare.



Do you need a username like Onlywanttofuck?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 03, 2017, 06:42:27 AM
Tobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.

suburbs of philly. I get the date pretty easily cause in my region we are kind of known for upside down pizza, which is sauce on the top and cheese on the bottom. The girls never have it so i suggest that and they are down. Also i spend maybe just 10 dollars on the date, the whole pizza costs like 9 dollars, i give the place a couple dollars for tip and i always have leftovers so i eat it for dinner the next day. I could imagine its way harder living in the city to pick the right spot for a first date and not blow your money   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 03, 2017, 06:51:59 AM
Yeah, I read Tobey's exploits and I'm like, "Holy shit that sounds easy, why am I not on Tinder?"

Then I hear from girls who use it like it's eHarmony or OKCupid and that situation sounds like a nightmare.



Do you need a username like Onlywanttofuck?

Don't need a username for tinder but you guys gotta realize im not taking out like supermodels. They are average in the looks department which is fine by me cause the only thing i have going for me is that im tall. If I get matched up with a girl and they can hold a conversation, i get boner by that than just some girl with a perfect face
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: underknowledge on March 04, 2017, 03:25:30 AM
(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dirtymac on March 04, 2017, 08:52:54 AM
(https://preview.ibb.co/nLqHTv/Screenshot_2015_07_13_21_25_26.png)
didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 04, 2017, 10:03:31 AM
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didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
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I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"
The amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: PAWL on March 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
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Tobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.
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suburbs of philly. I get the date pretty easily cause in my region we are kind of known for upside down pizza, which is sauce on the top and cheese on the bottom. The girls never have it so i suggest that and they are down. Also i spend maybe just 10 dollars on the date, the whole pizza costs like 9 dollars, i give the place a couple dollars for tip and i always have leftovers so i eat it for dinner the next day. I could imagine its way harder living in the city to pick the right spot for a first date and not blow your money   

naw b, theres more girls in the city, and more places with really good cheap food.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 04, 2017, 11:28:23 AM
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didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
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I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"
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The amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.
Reminds me of this IG account
https://www.instagram.com/tinderskatespots/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/tinderskatespots/?hl=en)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 04, 2017, 10:53:44 PM

didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
outback australia
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MC3 on March 04, 2017, 11:49:39 PM
That Rock and Kevin Hart movie mentioned earlier was ehh at best.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on March 07, 2017, 04:26:48 AM
My bio goes something like this:
'Riding a skateboard and picking up girls are my favorite hobbies. I constantly and miserably fail at both. Beers on me if you want to go for a walk on a sunny day.'

I got a couple of matches but that shit is tough man. It doesn't help that I look like a school shooter.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on March 07, 2017, 06:47:55 AM
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didn't match unfortunately but where the fuck is that!?!?
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I know I looked at this and was like, "girl?...what girl?"
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The amputee standing in front of that giant rock wave.
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Reminds me of this IG account
https://www.instagram.com/tinderskatespots/?hl=en (https://www.instagram.com/tinderskatespots/?hl=en)


I'm way more into the spots than those girls. Am I gay?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 07:11:39 AM
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Tobey....where do you live again? Seems so chill to just meet up, eat pizza and watch a movie. In SF, you literally have to wine and dine these bitches, only to get a cell number.
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suburbs of philly. I get the date pretty easily cause in my region we are kind of known for upside down pizza, which is sauce on the top and cheese on the bottom. The girls never have it so i suggest that and they are down. Also i spend maybe just 10 dollars on the date, the whole pizza costs like 9 dollars, i give the place a couple dollars for tip and i always have leftovers so i eat it for dinner the next day. I could imagine its way harder living in the city to pick the right spot for a first date and not blow your money   
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naw b, theres more girls in the city, and more places with really good cheap food.

I still get matched up with girls in the city and its just easier getting around in the suburbs. No need to pay for an uber because traffic isn't horrible here and also no need to take public transportation so you aren't wasting money on that. Also you know damn well boccellas is the number one spot to take tinder girls, i usually take them there if there is a second a date 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 07, 2017, 07:53:44 AM
is it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 07, 2017, 09:32:20 AM
is it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.

Yes it is worth it. If you love pussy, this is the app for you!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 09:52:56 AM
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Yes it is worth it. If you love pussy, this is the app for you!

Also if you love getting ignored by 80 percent of your matches then you will love it too
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 07, 2017, 10:07:33 AM
^^^^^^^So as much as the app boost your ego, does it also crush it as well? I'd imagine getting ignored that much is equivalent to going to bars and getting declined in person.

My buddy just got divorced. He is on there and swipes a 100% of all the girls to see if there could be a match. He's an older guy in his late 30's but man, even at that.....he's pulling some bullshit prospects with most have also been divorced and with kids. He slays them all down but all these chicks get super attached really fast to the point where some of them get super mad at him. I mean this is Tinder after all. The whole purpose is to just hook up, not get married. He even makes Tinder look god damn awful but maybe that is more of an older thing. I'd imagine most of the younger people using it really just doesn't give two shits.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on March 07, 2017, 10:37:08 AM
update on gettin back on tindy

it's been a few days. had a few matches, some I have been interested in, some not. Like I said before I am newly single and I'm just looking for hook ups.

questions:

1.) How long do ya'll wait while messaging before asking for a girl's #?

2.) bio help. mine feels so lame  and I think i can do better. mine just says "music and skate nerd. csulb(college i go to)" what else should i be puttin in there? my height? I'm 6'2 so i think i got that going for me

fuck i just want to get laid. I used tinder a few years ago twice and it was gr888. this time around it feels like i gotta put in a lot of work and im feeling lazy as shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 10:50:12 AM
^^^^^^^So as much as the app boost your ego, does it also crush it as well? I'd imagine getting ignored that much is equivalent to going to bars and getting declined in person.

My buddy just got divorced. He is on there and swipes a 100% of all the girls to see if there could be a match. He's an older guy in his late 30's but man, even at that.....he's pulling some bullshit prospects with most have also been divorced and with kids. He slays them all down but all these chicks get super attached really fast to the point where some of them get super mad at him. I mean this is Tinder after all. The whole purpose is to just hook up, not get married. He even makes Tinder look god damn awful but maybe that is more of an older thing. I'd imagine most of the younger people using it really just doesn't give two shits.

Well i been on tinder for like 3 years now so i guess you could say i been through all the ups and downs with these apps that nothing really surprises me anymore. Most of the time though if you get ignored its because girls get like 100 messages a day from dudes talking about their dicks (thats just my research when meeting the girls i take on dates) and they just don't see your message. Or you ruined your only shot with a boring message but that doesn't happen much. When i don't feel like coming up with a strong first message i just say "yellow", i don't use the same pickup line for every girl anymore so i have to think of random shit all the time to say.

Also tinder seems to be trying to make their app as an actual dating app and not just a hookup app. Most girls on there say they don't do hookups in their bios but that seems like its a code saying they will definitely fuck on the first date. I always make sure im clear with every girl before i take them on a date, which i say "I'm just looking to go on dates and eat food, if sex happens cool, if it doesn't its not the end of the world to me". I also say im not avoiding a relationship, if it happens it happens but most of them say they aren't looking for anything serious. The girls i take out are usually the ages between 21-24 but before i would go out with anyone that were at least 18.

Some girls do get really fucking clingy and this is before i even met them. One girl from okcupid had her age like 20 or 19 and we talked and skyped and then she fucking tells me shes 16. I'm not a drunk pile of shit anymore so i wasn't gonna risk faking my own death for her so i told her to stop talking to me. She even said i accept you having a drinking problem, you cant accept me for my age? I ONLY TALKED TO HER ONE NIGHT TOO.

Its the internet so just go at it in an open mind and don't take it seriously. If a girl stops talking to me i usually say "if my messages got lost and you see this send me a dm on instagarm", that works like half the time  
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 10:52:47 AM
update on gettin back on tindy

it's been a few days. had a few matches, some I have been interested in, some not. Like I said before I am newly single and I'm just looking for hook ups.

questions:

1.) How long do ya'll wait while messaging before asking for a girl's #?

2.) bio help. mine feels so lame  and I think i can do better. mine just says "music and skate nerd. csulb(college i go to)" what else should i be puttin in there? my height? I'm 6'2 so i think i got that going for me

fuck i just want to get laid. I used tinder a few years ago twice and it was gr888. this time around it feels like i gotta put in a lot of work and im feeling lazy as shit

Put your height in there, everyone fucking does it for some reason and since you're above six foot you will get matches just based on that. For the bio i have a small summary about me then end it with "girls know in the first 5 seconds of meeting a guy whether or not they will sleep with him, give me another 5 seconds in the bedroom and ill disappoint you again". If you can make them laugh you're in
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on March 07, 2017, 11:06:08 AM
damn, nice. I am going to try this out. thanks tobey. you da maaaaaaaan
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 07, 2017, 12:07:05 PM
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is it worth it? fun? recently got a smartphone
and i am definitely desperate enough to try it.
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Yes it is worth it. If you love pussy, this is the app for you!
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Also if you love getting ignored by 80 percent of your matches then you will love it too
haha. a 20 percent success rate, sounds good to me.
i think i gotta give it a go. why not? hmm my town is
pretty small. how to handle chicks you already know?
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Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on March 07, 2017, 03:37:19 PM
Tinder
The official "let's hang out one time and ghost each other," dating app
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Post by: splerm on March 07, 2017, 03:51:56 PM
Some girls do get really fucking clingy and this is before i even met them. One girl from okcupid had her age like 20 or 19 and we talked and skyped and then she fucking tells me shes 16. I'm not a drunk pile of shit anymore so i wasn't gonna risk faking my own death for her so i told her to stop talking to me. She even said i accept you having a drinking problem, you cant accept me for my age? I ONLY TALKED TO HER ONE NIGHT TOO.

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                                                                                                                   I have the transcripts...
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Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 04:40:59 PM
This girl just randomly sent me a message without getting matched up with each other. You can do that on okcupid, like send a message to someone even though you didn't get matched up. Also no girl talks like this. This is definitely a dude who never had any contact with a girl ever in his life and thinks this is how girls talk or how they flirt


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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on March 07, 2017, 06:22:06 PM
can you post a successful conversation with a confirmed girl? we need something to compare that to.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 07, 2017, 06:40:23 PM
can you post a successful conversation with a confirmed girl? we need something to compare that to.

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Swithflip on March 08, 2017, 06:52:31 AM
If you is a liar, you will succeed with Tinder.
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Post by: n0torious on March 08, 2017, 09:50:27 AM
In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

Tobey comes off as easygoing and doesn't take himself super seriously. That's appealing!

I emphasize i'm into art and music since my city is pretty dry and professional. Filters out a lot of boring people.

People come into it with all kinds of expectations. Realize that you might not be on the same page and don't take it personally if people ghost. Life is complicated and why get wound up over some bullshit? Don't strike a pose you *think* will be appealing, be yourself. The people who are into that will naturally drift to you.

If you're chatting and the dynamic feels right, go ahead and get a number and make plans. Most people lose interest if you chat too long.

Making a joke in your profile never hurts, and have at least a few well lit photos that actually look like you. Whatever you've got, you gotta rock it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 08, 2017, 04:26:26 PM
In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.


Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!
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Post by: tobey on March 08, 2017, 04:32:34 PM
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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

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Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!

I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it
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Post by: h00man on March 08, 2017, 04:47:03 PM
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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

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Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!
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I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it

Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 08, 2017, 05:04:23 PM
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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

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Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!
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I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it
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Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.

Ill just post my next match and her bio and anybody that comes up with a response that I or majority of people on here like ill say it. Ill do it this weekend so hopefully people are drunk and come up with the stupidest shit that will embarrass me the most
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Post by: h00man on March 08, 2017, 05:22:18 PM
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In my experience, it's what you make it - Tinder is choose your own adventure. If you're feeling thotty and looking for some strange, you can do that. If you're looking for something substantial, that can happen too. It comes down to what you project. None of these apps are that different than real life. Whatever you are, it comes out eventually. Games are pointless and boring.

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Holy shit!!! Guys I dont know if you looked in Classic Slap and read the "Choose your own adventure" threads but those were the best. Tobey, you should let us do Choose your own tinder adventure with a new girl you match up with. Let us choose your fate!
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I would be totally fine with that if people actually want to do it
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Fuck yeah I'd be down. I guess when on a date or talking to a girl, give us options to choose from and the majority of the answers you have to go with. Maybe start off simple like a "what should I say next?" or "where should we hang out/what to do?" kinda stuff so it wont fail your date completely.
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Ill just post my next match and her bio and anybody that comes up with a response that I or majority of people on here like ill say it. Ill do it this weekend so hopefully people are drunk and come up with the stupidest shit that will embarrass me the most

Thanks Tobey. Maybe make a new thread for it? Nah I don't know. But this is going to be fun! Everyone else is welcome to join in!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on March 09, 2017, 09:19:39 AM
Keep providing this sage-like insight to tinder, it's both informative and fascinating

Sign me up to choose tobey's tinder adventure. Y'all seen this?

Eric André and Hannibal Buress Hijack Each Other's Tinder Accounts | Vanity Fair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwYo_M_I5Q#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 09, 2017, 01:55:14 PM
Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?
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Post by: h00man on March 09, 2017, 03:05:33 PM
Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?

Is it a premium that you have to pay for?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 09, 2017, 05:05:01 PM
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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?
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Is it a premium that you have to pay for?

Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 10, 2017, 09:53:40 AM
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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?
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Is it a premium that you have to pay for?
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Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches

I automatically dont qualify  :'(. Plus I'm not paying to hookup with people.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on March 10, 2017, 03:46:17 PM
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Eric Andre is hilarious. Loved that vid. I think he also does one for a stranger.

I would be willing to pitch in shitty advice for Tobey haha

Also, took a break from the app and downloaded it 2 days ago. No new matches yet.

Have you guys heard of Tinder select yet?
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Is it a premium that you have to pay for?
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Kinda, but it's a version of tinder for celebrities or people with a high amount of matches
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I automatically dont qualify  :'(. Plus I'm not paying to hookup with people.

Pretty sure Tobey already got his invite haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 10, 2017, 04:00:30 PM
Some girl unmatched me. Her bio said "lets go on an adventure", so i sent a message saying can we play pokemon go on our adventure?

I dont even play that anymore but thought it would be funny to say. Guess she just thought of me as a huge loser for saying that, i mean shes not wrong
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 14, 2017, 06:31:41 PM
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If she doesnt answer then shes not the one

EDIT: Wow she actually responded back, okay no more games this is for real
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on March 14, 2017, 10:06:35 PM
Some girl unmatched me. Her bio said "lets go on an adventure", so i sent a message saying can we play pokemon go on our adventure?

I dont even play that anymore but thought it would be funny to say. Guess she just thought of me as a huge loser for saying that, i mean shes not wrong

Nah she's the loser here Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 16, 2017, 07:07:02 PM
If you don't post pictures of your arms being bro you won't get any matches.

Ever since i posted these two photos of my arms being the most bro ever i been getting way more matches than usual.

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Also might be the new fuck boy hair cut
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on March 16, 2017, 08:01:19 PM
If you don't post pictures of your arms being bro you won't get any matches.

Ever since i posted these two photos of my arms being the most bro ever i been getting way more matches than usual.

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Also might be the new fuck boy hair cut

I'm sure babies and cats don't hurt either
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 16, 2017, 08:03:05 PM
^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on March 16, 2017, 10:21:09 PM
^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father
Seriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on March 17, 2017, 03:51:41 AM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 17, 2017, 06:42:13 AM
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^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father
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Seriously? (For me that's crazy like.) What do they say?

Just some girls get bummed. They will compliment her saying like oh wow you have such a cute daughter and then ill say thats my niece. I have that im an uncle in my bio but i think a lot of girls on there are looking for an actual sugar daddy type of deal
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on March 17, 2017, 06:48:39 AM
i'm a lil confused, had a match with a girl, none of her profile pics are real, the blonde is in fact an ethiopian black girl (?) who wants to meet me quickly to be friends(???), and doesn't want to post real pics...i feel like it's a trap, is it ?
(i'm a real single father ;D)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 17, 2017, 07:21:31 AM
i'm a lil confused, had a match with a girl, none of her profile pics are real, the blonde is in fact an ethiopian black girl (?) who wants to meet me quickly to be friends(???), and doesn't want to post real pics...i feel like it's a trap, is it ?
(i'm a real single father ;D)

Don't do it. I mean if she sent you real pictures of herself but she just doesn't want to post them on tinder and you're okay with that then sure but as long as you know what she looks like. If you think its really a trap this tip saved me from many catfishes in my online dating career. If she gave you her number put the number on the facebook search option, you know where to look up people. Just put the number on that bar and most of the time someones profile will come up, the person who owns that phone number. I would get like 40 year old dudes then call them out and then they would block me after i found out 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on March 17, 2017, 09:04:49 AM
thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  ;))
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on March 17, 2017, 10:49:57 AM
and i have a netflix and chill opportunity elsewhere maybe ! will talk about it later, if there's anything to tell
 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on March 17, 2017, 10:51:58 AM
thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  ;))

I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on March 17, 2017, 11:34:48 AM
holy shit, i feel like a fucking ninja making reports haha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on March 24, 2017, 09:23:03 AM
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thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  ;))
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I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)

this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back

update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?

also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 24, 2017, 10:49:39 AM
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thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  ;))
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I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)
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this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back

update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?

also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener

Really? I'm using Bumble (deleted tinder for now) and I'm not getting shit. I matched with one girl but I asked why she was boring and must have taken it the wrong way and hasn't said a word to me after that. Whatever she looked like a whore but had some big C maybe D size boobs. Whatever though. How are you pulling all these girls? I had way better luck with tinder.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on March 24, 2017, 02:39:45 PM
i think i hyped it up a lil bit too much. i made an account about a day ago, have had 7 matches - talked to two girls and now am meetin up with one of them sometime this week. could just be lucky but yea i might delete tinder and just stick to this for now. No tips I could really offer at this point lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 24, 2017, 02:43:50 PM
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?
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Post by: left knee cap on March 24, 2017, 03:10:53 PM
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?

When you match with a girl, you can't start the conversation. The girl has 24 hours to start it or you get unmatched.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 24, 2017, 03:13:54 PM
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?

2 differences between tinder and bumble is that the girls have to message first and if they don't in 24 hours the match is gone and also you get unlimited swipes. I basically just swipe right till i run out of people and get a decent amount of matches but most of them never message me. What i noticed, at least in my area that bumble is kind of filled with sorority type girls. Kind of white girls with the fake tan and you know they would totally make fun of you in high school type. Just use both. Many people use both or even more apps, you don't have to just stick to one. I usually see the same girls on at least 2 out of 3 of my dating apps which are tinder, bumble, and okcupid
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on March 29, 2017, 06:23:01 PM
What is the main difference between Tinder and Bumble? Would you get totally different girls from one app t the other?

What the others have said is true. In my experience, maybe it's just where I live, but the girls on Bumble tend to be a notch or two better than what's on Tinder, on average. But they also seem to be looking for a real relationship and are less "chill," as the kids say.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 29, 2017, 06:43:02 PM
I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.

If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas 
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Post by: Joe Pesci on March 29, 2017, 06:53:10 PM
I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.

If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas 
If someone falls for this trifling shit you deserve it...
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Post by: tobey on March 29, 2017, 07:03:18 PM
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I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.

If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas 
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If someone falls for this trifling shit you deserve it...

Some girl tried it on me today. I was like oh you aren't really interested are you? Then she unmatched

You know what guys, we gotta fight fire with fire but instead of just keeping the money for ourselves we will just give it to Fred Gall 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pussyclench on March 29, 2017, 11:09:41 PM
Sounds like a new Nigerian scam.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 29, 2017, 11:21:30 PM
I bought an eighth of weed from a fat punker girl through tinder in the parking lot of a Dairy Queen. I would've fucked her too if it weren't for her black gauged ear boyfriend in the passenger seat in the parking lot of a Dairy QUeen
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 30, 2017, 12:24:16 AM
he most definitely would have had enjoyed
watching fulltechskizzler getting down at it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 30, 2017, 11:21:51 AM
I have seen at least 20 girls since yesterday with the bio "send me 5 dollars and see what happens". Disappointed that so many girls here are so unoriginal.

If you saw the instagram post thats viral you know what im talking about. If you don't some girl posted that as her bio and guys asks "what does the 5 dollars get me"? She says "send it and find out", after they send it she just unmatches them. Gotta give it to her though, thats super funny but still kind of a dick move. Don't fall for it fellas 

I saw one the other day. So whack. It was cool the first girl whoever did it, now its just fucking stupid. Thanks for ruining all the fun you dumb, unoriginal sluts.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on March 30, 2017, 01:29:46 PM
Make your bio "Send me $1,500 and see what happens ;)" and I bet you get more matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on March 30, 2017, 02:06:32 PM
^Funny story about the baby. Girls actually get non stoke that im not a single father

they don't know about parenting if they get unstoked that you're not a dad. everything you like to do goes right out the window haha

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thanks master tobey, i'll keep chatting a lil to see if i can get some real info (nudes  ;))
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I had like a 2 week phase of doing the clever "send nudes*" on snapchat and sent it to a few girls I had matched with and never connected for whatever reason. I was alarmed at my ~5-10% success rate so I started to add any girl that gave her snapchat on tinder. It was pretty cool. I ran out of ideas, and the more clever ones had a better rate of return.

*for reference see https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO7ylxrD9EI/)
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this is so good hahaha. 10/10 A+ i bet at least you get laughs back

update: created bumble account and have been gettin way more matches on there. couldn't tell ya why but i feel like it's better selection over there ?\_(ツ)_/?

also kinda nice that the girls have to message first so i don't have to muster up some shitty opener

I know right!? Plus you get to see how getting just a "hi" feels.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 30, 2017, 04:36:58 PM
I matched with someone today, got her number and were gonna eat dinner tonight! Yay
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on March 30, 2017, 04:53:00 PM
I matched with someone today, got her number and were gonna eat dinner tonight! Yay
good luck. you don't wanna let the other broad make you sour on girls. get you a rebound and keep it moving [HOPPS].....
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 30, 2017, 05:18:20 PM
Thanks sharktits! I've been talking to a couple girls already thanks to this! Tinder therapy!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 31, 2017, 12:22:06 PM
Update:

Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on March 31, 2017, 04:04:11 PM
Matched a polish girl who also plays ukulele. After a bit she's like I just finished lesson and I'm down for a beer in the park, wanna join?
And there I am catching the train to go back to my hometown for the weekend as I read the message.. fuck sake, and yeah I'm that desperate.
I'll text her again on Monday, you never try you never know.

So far though:
Tinder:getting laid=LinkedIn:getting a job
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 31, 2017, 04:16:04 PM
Matched a polish girl who also plays ukulele. After a bit she's like I just finished lesson and I'm down for a beer in the park, wanna join?
And there I am catching the train to go back to my hometown for the weekend as I read the message.. fuck sake, and yeah I'm that desperate.
I'll text her again on Monday, you never try you never know.

So far though:
Tinder:getting laid=LinkedIn:getting a job laid
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 31, 2017, 04:16:38 PM
Update:

Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.

How old are you? I assume no drinking?

For people and their experience, is drinking or even smoking a lead into getting laid on a Tinder date? I always think a girl would get super scared to fuck unless they were drunk/high or just sexually deviant.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on March 31, 2017, 04:27:06 PM
^ I took girls to bars or after the date get a six pack and watch a movie at my house. I had more dates during my drinking days so got laid a lot more than sober me. For sober me i got laid like 2 or maybe 3 times? It really all just depends on the girl. Like you don't want to be that dude who gets the girl wasted on a date then take advantage of them, that was like me but the other way around. Its pretty easy making a girl relaxed without drinking. For me i just don't shut up on dates, ill talk about anything for any amount of time, i just hate awkward silence. The only time i don't talk is when im eating, thats my time and no one is going to disturb me from it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on March 31, 2017, 04:30:47 PM
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Update:

Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.
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How old are you? I assume no drinking?

For people and their experience, is drinking or even smoking a lead into getting laid on a Tinder date? I always think a girl would get super scared to fuck unless they were drunk/high or just sexually deviant.

26. Going to some bars with her tonight. I didn't feel like fucking her that night because I'm not really into fucking people I just meet. She was pretty touchy with me though, so we'll see where it goes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pussyclench on March 31, 2017, 04:53:47 PM
Just fuck if you feel like fucking. Fucking is not a plan it is a natural human instinct. If it gets steamy make it creamy.

I mean whats the deal not fucking right off the bat if you want to? Only difference is you wait 3 days to get a STD.

Good luck, fuck her in the pussy.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 31, 2017, 11:18:51 PM
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Update:

Went on date with said girl from above. Went to eat Thai food and ice cream. Talked and walked around a bit then took her home. We hugged and kissed and I had an awkward boner.
[close]

How old are you? I assume no drinking?

For people and their experience, is drinking or even smoking a lead into getting laid on a Tinder date? I always think a girl would get super scared to fuck unless they were drunk/high or just sexually deviant.
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26. Going to some bars with her tonight. I didn't feel like fucking her that night because I'm not really into fucking people I just meet. She was pretty touchy with me though, so we'll see where it goes.

Locked in the bag! Good luck dude.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 01, 2017, 01:26:50 PM
update:

had sex last night
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on April 01, 2017, 05:04:09 PM
update:

had sex last night

Proud of you champ.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on April 01, 2017, 05:46:38 PM
^ I took girls to bars or after the date get a six pack and watch a movie at my house. I had more dates during my drinking days so got laid a lot more than sober me. For sober me i got laid like 2 or maybe 3 times? It really all just depends on the girl. Like you don't want to be that dude who gets the girl wasted on a date then take advantage of them, that was like me but the other way around. Its pretty easy making a girl relaxed without drinking. For me i just don't shut up on dates, ill talk about anything for any amount of time, i just hate awkward silence. The only time i don't talk is when im eating, thats my time and no one is going to disturb me from it.
I talked to a girl for like 2 weeks that would always use alcohol as her scapegoat to basically be a slut, best blowjobs I ever got. Maybe that's a noteworthy correlation...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 01, 2017, 06:05:57 PM
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^ I took girls to bars or after the date get a six pack and watch a movie at my house. I had more dates during my drinking days so got laid a lot more than sober me. For sober me i got laid like 2 or maybe 3 times? It really all just depends on the girl. Like you don't want to be that dude who gets the girl wasted on a date then take advantage of them, that was like me but the other way around. Its pretty easy making a girl relaxed without drinking. For me i just don't shut up on dates, ill talk about anything for any amount of time, i just hate awkward silence. The only time i don't talk is when im eating, thats my time and no one is going to disturb me from it.
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I talked to a girl for like 2 weeks that would always use alcohol as her scapegoat to basically be a slut, best blowjobs I ever got. Maybe that's a noteworthy correlation...

That was me. Anytime i brought the six pack home i would get a IPA or something like that and the girls would have one beer and say they don't want anymore. So i would drink 5 in less than 2 hours and be the total whore i always wanted to be. My body count wouldn't be that high if i wasn't idiot when it came to drinking
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on April 02, 2017, 09:43:29 AM
She was similar to your situation, except she wouldn't drink 5 drinks, she would drink like 1 and a half
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pussyclench on April 02, 2017, 09:48:07 AM
I got that rape powder on deck if yall need it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on April 02, 2017, 12:06:09 PM
I got that rape powder on deck if yall need it.


Wear a gopro, ingest, and give us a test run video on skid row. Report back with evidence.
Its like an unboxing video, where the box is your butthole.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nate on April 02, 2017, 12:41:07 PM
I have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation.  Going out with one tuesday.  I got high hopes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 02, 2017, 03:13:38 PM
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/17757924_10154193430762101_1394699591_n.jpg?oh=e7dd8ed4cc2a8519613e593bbd4e4b88&oe=58E42479)

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/17742548_10154193430722101_2069407860_n.jpg?oh=85616dffc015c9c20efa4ed3977e7e15&oe=58E40FF3)

Never give up on your dreams men
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on April 03, 2017, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Nate  link=topic=76337.msg2627262#msg2627262 date=1491162067
I have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation.  Going out with one tuesday.  I got high hopes.

Word up. I would add that unless you get the unmatch, keep slinging those messages. And weird is actually good. I say crazy shit, no response for a few days, follow up with that gif, start getting responses back. The biggest mistake dudes make is trying to play it too cool or nice guy. That shit's played.

Good luck tomorrow
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on April 04, 2017, 12:23:38 AM
Quote from: Nate  link=topic=76337.msg2627262#msg2627262 date=1491162067
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I have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation.  Going out with one tuesday.  I got high hopes.
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Word up. I would add that unless you get the unmatch, keep slinging those messages. And weird is actually good. I say crazy shit, no response for a few days, follow up with that gif, start getting responses back. The biggest mistake dudes make is trying to play it too cool or nice guy. That shit's played.

Good luck tomorrow
 (https://media.giphy.com/media/12OVdvkr6sBPDG/giphy.gif)

I was about to say how I got my 1st match in a month and it ended up being a bot. Another didn't reply but, damn. Now I know. Thanks!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 05, 2017, 05:27:09 PM
Some girl sent me a booty pic on snap last night, the thing is though i pass out at like 10:30 and she sent it around 11 so i saw at 8am. Anyway i knew it was too good to be true because we just started talking like 2 days ago and i never brought up the idea to go on a date because i usually just text them for a week to see if im really interested or not. Now shes texting me saying like "why don't you wanna hang out" and is now sending me snaps of old married couples while shes at a restaurant having the captions be like "i want this". Now i can't even remember if the snap was good or not to see if this is worth all the trouble. Fucking hate snap chat 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 05, 2017, 05:38:22 PM
Just fuck her already
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 05, 2017, 05:43:03 PM
Just fuck her already

I'm not the type of dude who is gonna lie to a girl and say yeah im looking for a relationship too and just fuck her and never hang out with her again. I'm not that desperate or care that much for sex

EDIT: Plus im way more interested in this super cute emo girl i been talking to. Emo girls always come first to me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 05, 2017, 06:06:09 PM
She better be into old Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on April 05, 2017, 06:38:08 PM
She better be into rites of spring old Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on April 05, 2017, 06:54:29 PM
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She better be into Fugazi. rites of spring old Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on April 06, 2017, 10:46:25 AM
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She better be into One Last Wish rites of spring fugazi old Fall Out Boy and not new Fall Out Boy. If she likes new Fall Out Boy she's not a keeper.
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One Last Wish - My Better Half (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGDIuHZXx08#)

amazing song. wouldn't want to find my better half on tinder tho
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on April 12, 2017, 11:20:18 AM
Just out of curiosity really, do you guys get to fuck girls at first date? Speaking with a couple of friends that doesn't happen over here.
I went out with the ukulele girl and drank beers at the park, it was a rad sunny afternoon. But then at the end of the date I always get so Alex Olson and cannot think to try and violate a woman like that (not in a public park, at home).
I always enjoy the date but then coming home I feel like a 40yo bachelor from the Ruhr.


Edit: I don't know shit about poland besides the basic geographic stuff and she's polish so I made her watch the beginning of Michal Juras part from in search of the miraculous and she recognised the curved roof where he does kickflip wheelie as some common place where you go to drink beers by the river.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 12, 2017, 12:56:51 PM
I've fucked one girl on the first date but thats because we've been texting and stuff for a week before actually meeting.
The girl I'm seeing now I fucked her on the second date, which was a day after the first date so it kinda counts right?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on April 12, 2017, 01:06:33 PM
Just out of curiosity really, do you guys get to fuck girls at first date? Speaking with a couple of friends that doesn't happen over here.
I went out with the ukulele girl and drank beers at the park, it was a rad sunny afternoon. But then at the end of the date I always get so Alex Olson and cannot think to try and violate a woman like that (not in a public park, at home).
I always enjoy the date but then coming home I feel like a 40yo bachelor from the Ruhr.

It can be read in a bunch of different ways. I've never had a one night stand but form talking to friends, most of them are just for hook up reason. Like I know a girl that fucks a lot on the first date and she says it mostly has to do with just a physical attraction, even if the personal and emotional attraction is totally off. If a girl though kind of brushes you off on the fist date only to call you back for a second one, I would assume that mean she actually likes you and wants to take it slow. I mean there are so many different ways to read this situation. The obvious is she goes home on the first date and doesn't pick up your phone call after, she definitely ain't diggin' you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 12, 2017, 01:35:24 PM
Just out of curiosity really, do you guys get to fuck girls at first date? Speaking with a couple of friends that doesn't happen over here.
I went out with the ukulele girl and drank beers at the park, it was a rad sunny afternoon. But then at the end of the date I always get so Alex Olson and cannot think to try and violate a woman like that (not in a public park, at home).
I always enjoy the date but then coming home I feel like a 40yo bachelor from the Ruhr.


Edit: I don't know shit about poland besides the basic geographic stuff and she's polish so I made her watch the beginning of Michal Juras part from in search of the miraculous and she recognised the curved roof where he does kickflip wheelie as some common place where you go to drink beers by the river.

When i first started dating or hanging out with girls, it always took a while to sleep with them, i guess thats normal, i kind of established a friendship, hung out, paid my dues then we banged but these days ever since i got out of a 2 year relationship, i usually get laid within a week or faster, its almost like i just expect it to happen, kinda miss the days of working for it and establishing a proper relationship haha i dont think i drank as much back then though, my confidence is probably boosted cause of liquid courage so im not awkward as fuck when it comes to making moves.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: poocrusher on April 12, 2017, 05:03:57 PM
I'm old, but Tinder works really well for me.  I only go on until I can start messaging with a couple girls.  Usually, one will seem radder and I'll push to get that to texting.  After that I turn my card off so my profile isn't visible.  Then I'll plan out a nice dinner and drinks.  Most the time that works and I'll suggest going back to either my house or her house.  If there's no connection in person, it's better to just cut your losses after the first date. 

I use it as a dating app, not a hook up app.  However, it usually leads to hooking up. 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wildbillhiccup on April 13, 2017, 11:23:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoWGGpk72Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGoWGGpk72Q)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nate on April 13, 2017, 08:31:30 PM
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I have just been sending every match a gif of a girl licking a banana and it has gotten girls to reply way more than me trying to have a conversation.  Going out with one tuesday.  I got high hopes.
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Word up. I would add that unless you get the unmatch, keep slinging those messages. And weird is actually good. I say crazy shit, no response for a few days, follow up with that gif, start getting responses back. The biggest mistake dudes make is trying to play it too cool or nice guy. That shit's played.

Good luck tomorrow
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I was about to say how I got my 1st match in a month and it ended up being a bot. Another didn't reply but, damn. Now I know. Thanks!

Just a little update, date went awful and the girl was pretty weird and seemed to be the clingy type.  Also the gif has not worked for me since, so I guess I'm back to trying to make them laugh and talk about music.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on April 13, 2017, 10:51:11 PM
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey.  I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on April 13, 2017, 11:28:39 PM
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey.  I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.

I take breaks from it. On a good roll I get 1 match a week (bot or real). You just gotta learn to take breaks. Maybe go outside and look for real people.


As for Nate. Shitty dates will happen and they can make great stories.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 14, 2017, 05:02:43 AM
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey.  I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.


You just gotta not care. The thing with all these dating apps is if you mess up with one girl there will be another. Don't go into it thinking like you are going to find the one on these apps, yes people do actually find the one on these apps but thats pretty rare. Just practice, i was a mess when i first started to actually date girls but i kept going out of my comfort zone and now I don't get all sad and drink my problems away of a girl lost interest in me. Someone else will come along and if they don't, meh i got my cats and dogs
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on April 16, 2017, 09:50:51 PM
This thing has wrecked my confidence again of late. If only you could take over my account for a while, tobey.  I'm not even kidding it's pathetic.

Yo, it's like Tobey said; just don't give a shit. If you take tinder hella personally it's gonna fuck with you, and are you really about to let a dating app fuck you up? Nah son, don't play yourself. This shit sits on your phone next to candy crush, treat it as such.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 16, 2017, 10:23:30 PM
I dont think i could take anyone seriously if i met them on a dating site/tinder, i would feel weird thinking the girl i ended up with was because we were both on tinder swiping right and just happened to match
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: excitableboy on April 17, 2017, 06:53:54 AM
Thanks, pals. Its right i shouldnt take it that seriously but then some days shit gets to you doesnt it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on April 18, 2017, 11:54:23 PM
Yo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 19, 2017, 12:53:13 AM
Yo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?

Never do the double message, they think its desperate and go running. Ive never used tinder but i cant even imagine how i'd start a conversation, i would feel the pressure. Whats the difference between tinder and bumble?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 19, 2017, 11:06:43 AM
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Yo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?
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Never do the double message, they think its desperate and go running
. Ive never used tinder but i cant even imagine how i'd start a conversation, i would feel the pressure. Whats the difference between tinder and bumble?

True. I stay away from the double message unless its a back to back message. Although someone on here said they had luck doing the "hi" *wait a few hours* "so whats up?".

I usually just say "hello *insert name here*. How is your life going?" or something like that. Depending on the person, you could maybe say something that's weird like "I have a strong obsession with wooden toys" or something along those lines. Just make yourself stand out. And if the girls don't respond? Fuck it, they probably fucking some fuckboi right then and there. You don't need that bullshit. There's always more out there, just be patient. A girl WILL want you.

Bumble is tinder but the girl responds first. Kinda lame.

Anyway I'm still dating that girl but this tinder girl I matched right before her still texts me. I don't know why. We stopped texting a while ago and comes out of the blue yesterday asking how my weekend was. So weird.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on April 19, 2017, 04:42:53 PM
Send a double message, who gives a fuck? The main reason girls don't respond is because they get hundreds of messages a day and probably didn't see yours. I usually make fun of their bio in a corny way and if that doesn't work ill just say hit me up on Instagram if you ever see this message. Usually they will respond to that or i just leave it alone. Just don't be a small dick dude and start calling them a bitch just because she didn't respond back to you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 19, 2017, 07:27:36 PM
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Yo so I just got a Tinder after trying Bumble for a week (that shit sucks) and it's been interesting. I went to two shows with one girl, a lot of strange stuff happened, and I'm really trying to hang out with her again. I gotta ask tho, how do you guys usually start a conversation with? I've matched with a few girls that just never messaged me back, which is a bummer. You guys ever hit them with the double message?
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Never do the double message, they think its desperate and go running
. Ive never used tinder but i cant even imagine how i'd start a conversation, i would feel the pressure. Whats the difference between tinder and bumble?
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True. I stay away from the double message unless its a back to back message. Although someone on here said they had luck doing the "hi" *wait a few hours* "so whats up?".

I usually just say "hello *insert name here*. How is your life going?" or something like that. Depending on the person, you could maybe say something that's weird like "I have a strong obsession with wooden toys" or something along those lines. Just make yourself stand out. And if the girls don't respond? Fuck it, they probably fucking some fuckboi right then and there. You don't need that bullshit. There's always more out there, just be patient. A girl WILL want you.

Bumble is tinder but the girl responds first. Kinda lame.

Anyway I'm still dating that girl but this tinder girl I matched right before her still texts me. I don't know why. We stopped texting a while ago and comes out of the blue yesterday asking how my weekend was. So weird.

Real talk. Good advice. Ahhh bumble sounds okay, i like the idea of the girl coming to me, shows she must be down.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on April 19, 2017, 10:47:59 PM
Damn alright good advice guys thanks. There was one girl I matched with on bumble that didn't message me back that was super attractive, and I found her on tinder and matched her again. And guess what? She didn't message back again lol. Might just hit her with the tobey instagram plug because she really is pretty.

Bumble sounds cool but sucks so far for me. Most of the girls on there are super basic and when I did match with someone, most of them wouldn't even hit me up and the match expires if they don't do it within 24 hours. I only really downloaded it because it seemed like less of a commitment than tinder, but I ended up getting a tinder anyways.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on April 20, 2017, 12:14:12 AM
^you gotta make something out of it if you matched her on two platforms.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on April 20, 2017, 12:58:51 AM
^you gotta make something out of it if you matched her on two platforms.
Any ideas this shit is still super confusing  ???
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Matze on April 20, 2017, 06:33:04 AM
tinder in berlin is crazy, way to many dates since I moved here. yesterday I went out with a girl that had a tramp stamp and a pussy that looked like dumbo the elephant and did not get wet. weird enough I have to admit that it was cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 20, 2017, 10:22:28 AM
^ Damn sounds like a good story!  ;)

I feel you guys on bumble. Its just not as good as the good ol tind tind.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on April 20, 2017, 04:34:51 PM
Bumble has a low return rate and those ladies seem to be looking for relationships. But most on there are just browsing. My experience anyway.

So far as doubling down, I message until I get that unmatch (if I get the unmatch, typically just no reply). BUT not in one day, I'm talking over the course of weeks. I'll throw out the message, no response? Follow up with that gif a few days later. Nothing? Throw out some new shit in a few days, or whenever. I'm not saying it's flawless, but the female experience on tinder is ridiculous. This chick showed me her roster and it was like triple digits deep. Do what it takes to stand out, fortune favors the bold. Try to make em laugh, say some crazy shit, and be yourself. You've got nothing to lose.

Until you're holding in your farts over a couple beers and telling some shitty jokes, all you're doing is looking at a face on a screen.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on April 23, 2017, 03:55:56 PM
I was supposed to go to a show with that first tinder girl but she ghosted me and I ended up going alone. I was pretty bummed but I woke up today and matched with 10 girls and that honestly boosted my self esteem a lot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on April 24, 2017, 09:28:25 PM
Finally got a match that messaged me on Bumble. I can happily delete the app now knowing I had a match.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: posguy on April 25, 2017, 01:33:23 PM
gonna start swiping in australia as motivation to go visit. also kinda convinced there's nobody in Portland for me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on April 25, 2017, 04:02:48 PM
gonna start swiping in australia as motivation to go visit. also kinda convinced there's nobody in Portland for me.

Australian women are beautys
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: expired on April 25, 2017, 05:04:20 PM
Recently became single again, one of the first good looking girls i matched with that i messaged replied saying, "i think i go to university with your girlfriend" i replied how we aren't together anymore now were planning to go out for some drinks on the weekend.

To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on April 26, 2017, 10:46:25 AM
Recently became single again, one of the first good looking girls i matched with that i messaged replied saying, "i think i go to university with your girlfriend" i replied how we aren't together anymore now were planning to go out for some drinks on the weekend.

To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.

Hell yeah that sounds awesome! Well not the whole being single again thing but..well you know what I mean.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on April 27, 2017, 07:32:32 PM
gonna start swiping in australia as motivation to go visit. also kinda convinced there's nobody in Portland for me.

Stay away from our women cunt or i'll stab ya.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on May 01, 2017, 11:57:26 AM
To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.

My experience is pretty similar. Easy come easy go. Women are often not that different than men and occasionally just want to get laid without a commitment.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on May 03, 2017, 06:48:35 PM
So I had been talking to this tinder girl for a few days and everything had been going pretty well. One night she had asked me what I was doing and I sent her a selfie of me doing a kickflip and she got super stoked, like she straight up said she was aroused. So I was pretty hyped to hang out with this girl but when I met her, I just couldn't do it. I already knew that she was super different from me, but after going on a coffee date and talking for awhile, it really got to me and I kinda just lost interest. She texted me that night saying that she had fun and we should hang out again and I didn't text her back until the next day and haven't talked to her since.

Sorry I failed you boys but I wanted to tell this story just for the kickflip thing lol.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 03, 2017, 06:53:02 PM
So I had been talking to this tinder girl for a few days and everything had been going pretty well. One night she had asked me what I was doing and I sent her a selfie of me doing a kickflip and she got super stoked, like she straight up said she was aroused. So I was pretty hyped to hang out with this girl but when I met her, I just couldn't do it. I already knew that she was super different from me, but after going on a coffee date and talking for awhile, it really got to me and I kinda just lost interest. She texted me that night saying that she had fun and we should hang out again and I didn't text her back until the next day and haven't talked to her since.

Sorry I failed you boys but I wanted to tell this story just for the kickflip thing lol.

Everyone gnar this man
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 03, 2017, 08:55:46 PM
So I had been talking to this tinder girl for a few days and everything had been going pretty well. One night she had asked me what I was doing and I sent her a selfie of me doing a kickflip and she got super stoked, like she straight up said she was aroused. So I was pretty hyped to hang out with this girl but when I met her, I just couldn't do it. I already knew that she was super different from me, but after going on a coffee date and talking for awhile, it really got to me and I kinda just lost interest. She texted me that night saying that she had fun and we should hang out again and I didn't text her back until the next day and haven't talked to her since.

Sorry I failed you boys but I wanted to tell this story just for the kickflip thing lol.

you were to busy thinking about that kickflip to enjoy the coffee date, moral of the story, more kickflips - less tinder swipes
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on May 03, 2017, 11:27:30 PM
how does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 04, 2017, 11:11:16 AM
what are you waiting for? Post that kickflip selfie!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on May 04, 2017, 11:47:58 AM
how does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?

Let?cia was posting a bunch of Go Pro ads on her story and she was doing just that. Riding around with a selfish stick and doing her thing. Popping high with a smile on her face and laughing at bails.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 04, 2017, 12:05:21 PM
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how does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?
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Let?cia was posting a bunch of Go Pro ads on her story and she was doing just that. Riding around with a selfish stick and doing her thing. Popping high with a smile on her face and laughing at bails.

she should take that selfie stick with her when she showers
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on May 04, 2017, 06:29:49 PM
eat her ass!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on May 05, 2017, 11:08:54 AM
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how does a kickflip-selfie look like?
like a photo of your grimace full on
concentration trying to land a flip?
[close]

Let?cia was posting a bunch of Go Pro ads on her story and she was doing just that. Riding around with a selfish stick and doing her thing. Popping high with a smile on her face and laughing at bails.
Hahahahahahaha hell no, it wasn't a legit selfie I just pointed my phone down and took a video of my feet doing the kickflip.

Honestly kinda surprised that no one has told me that I blew it big time with that girl hah
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on May 05, 2017, 11:18:33 AM
Well you definitely did blow it with that girl, but sometimes we discuss skateboarding on this website.

I too have sent the selfie kf a few times to possible filling stations (aka tinder girls), but more likely the selfie boardslide or front board on the park rail because I know I'll land that first try whereas the kf will always make frustrated because my flip tricks are atrocious for the most part.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on May 05, 2017, 01:13:29 PM
post a flip.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 05, 2017, 03:03:07 PM
Well you definitely did blow it with that girl, but sometimes we discuss skateboarding on this website.

I too have sent the selfie kf a few times to possible filling stations (aka tinder girls), but more likely the selfie boardslide or front board on the park rail because I know I'll land that first try whereas the kf will always make frustrated because my flip tricks are atrocious for the most part.

The girls on tinder know i skate but if any of them asked for a kickflip selfie i wouldn't send it. Ill send a dick pic all day but my kickflips are horrible and i would be terrified sending that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: expired on May 05, 2017, 04:43:48 PM
Recently became single again, one of the first good looking girls i matched with that i messaged replied saying, "i think i go to university with your girlfriend" i replied how we aren't together anymore now were planning to go out for some drinks on the weekend.

To answer a question asked about sex on the first date, personally i think I've been decently lucky with that and had it happen around 50% of the time, but most of them didn't last very long after that happened.

Went out with this girl last night for dinner and some drinks, we have a lot of things in common and are hanging out again next week, first time i've actually met someone from tinder that i didn't already know. Sucked some face when dropping her off.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 07, 2017, 05:32:06 PM
I have a date with that bumble girl i talked about in the nazi thread tomorrow, something came up for our original date so she had to cancel. Anyway this a first i ever experienced on tinder. I was fucking with her in the beginning because it seemed like a catfish but then i just let it played out.

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18424747_10154285490457101_756099304_n.jpg?oh=485b6ebe5421ce103030aa656be2bce4&oe=5911B403)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18361752_10154285490442101_433598088_n.jpg?oh=102bcdc203d64bbf3bd5f39cb152b2a2&oe=5912FA50)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18360606_10154285490462101_591812226_n.jpg?oh=cd1d17b24989891843bcca95de7fecf3&oe=5911DA79)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18360604_10154285490507101_1121812216_n.jpg?oh=95e8f44277437df481e0fe82b5a7a6ed&oe=5911C772)
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18424620_10154285490452101_1194703775_n.jpg?oh=0483de9522955831b8cb6fd69aa672e4&oe=59121D51)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on May 07, 2017, 06:07:59 PM
Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 07, 2017, 06:11:12 PM
Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

I'm like offended we ever got matched up. Does she think im fat?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 08, 2017, 10:15:14 AM
Damn, this girl knows how to scheme. What better way to sell product than posting a booty pic of yourself where a bunch of horny men are looking to get their dicks wet.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 08, 2017, 01:13:28 PM
i dont have high standards or much self respect, but id never in a million years get involved with a pyramid scheme over some ass.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 08, 2017, 01:53:52 PM
Just got done my date with my bumble girl (not the girl I posted about, I just thought that was funny). Anyway, we went to get Chinese food and this girl can eat. I was so stoked just on that because she just scarfed down her food and she ordered two things. When we got back we watched some of the movie the interview then played some NBA 2k17 because she said she could beat me, she didn't. Got to suck on some titties though and grab some ass so not bad for a lunch date
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on May 08, 2017, 02:28:56 PM
I'd feel cheated if that happened to me... especially because I come from a CULTURE where BOOTY is important as fuck and she has it. I won't lie, I'd literally cry and mean it. You were a scholar and gentleman, Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 08, 2017, 03:21:59 PM
I'd feel cheated if that happened to me... especially because I come from a CULTURE where BOOTY is important as fuck and she has it. I won't lie, I'd literally cry and mean it. You were a scholar and gentleman, Tobey.

I think bumble girls are looking for a relationship or just not a one and done thing. She said she wants to hang out again so ill just see where this goes and maybe try not to fuck it up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 08, 2017, 04:35:05 PM
Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 08, 2017, 04:53:18 PM
Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?

Wow this might be the first time i kooked someone in years.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 08, 2017, 06:09:38 PM
wow thanks tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 08, 2017, 06:15:10 PM
wow thanks tobey.

You just sounded like a frat dude who gets mad at girls cause they will fuck anyone but them so they call girls sluts. We respect woman in this thread
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on May 08, 2017, 06:19:58 PM
my bad tobey. I didn't mean to disrespect women. For all we know slut could mean a guy too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 08, 2017, 08:32:16 PM
Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

I want to hear more about this. The chinese scammer sent a pic of your buddys family to him? So like they were trying to blackmail him with his own dick pics in exchange for a couple of grand?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on May 08, 2017, 08:37:57 PM
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Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.
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I want to hear more about this. The chinese scammer sent a pic of your buddys family to him? So like they were trying to blackmail him with his own dick pics in exchange for a couple of grand?
Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. It wasn't on tinder, it was some other app that I'm not familiar with. Some girl matched up with him, sent nudes, he sent a video of him shaking his shit back. I guess they found him on facebook, threatened to release the video. Anyway, he got the cops involved, the ip was traced back to china, so far no video has been released but he gets clowned pretty hard for telling us.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on May 08, 2017, 10:13:04 PM
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Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.
[close]

I'm like offended we ever got matched up. Does she think im fat?

Tobey on Invigaron, confirmed.
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/11123826_850947918298075_1754851_n.jpg)

In other news, I matched with a 37 year old woman (I'm 25). It's a bit of a slow burn, and the conversation is still pretty surface-level, but so far so good. Looks like she takes pole dancing classes or something. Either way, getting with a woman 10 years my senior has been on the bucket list for a while and I'd like to make that happen before things start getting weird. Gonna try to make something happen this weekend, I'll let you guys know if anything comes of it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: perverted super otaku! on May 10, 2017, 10:36:25 AM
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Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?
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Wow this might be the first time i kooked someone in years.

Is it really that bad to be called a slut?, I know some women who very much now, or at one point described themselves as sluts because they would blow/fuck like almost any dude, almost anywhere, why make it a bad thing? They know what a slut is and know that they are what it is and they are ok with that. Some girls really are sluts and it's OK, and the more partners you have the higher the chance of STD's.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on May 10, 2017, 10:50:08 AM
wow thanks tobey.

Tinder sluts do exist
I got you dog +1
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: straight on May 10, 2017, 11:41:36 AM
tobey is a tinder slut confirmed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on May 10, 2017, 05:19:07 PM
tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 10, 2017, 05:35:03 PM
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tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed
[close]

Tobey is just the awkward nice guy on tinder who can just make girls laugh but not cum
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 10, 2017, 10:01:17 PM
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tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed
[close]
[close]

Tobey is just the awkward nice guy on tinder who can just make girls laugh but not cum

I like to kill two birds with one stone by having a girl laugh at me for not making her cum
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 12, 2017, 12:16:09 PM
The girl i took out the other day...... yeah shes a keeper


(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18470883_10154297421717101_226123048_n.jpg?oh=68dde4cb04cfed8b79793b7c01fae793&oe=5917B00B)

(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/18492133_10154297421732101_814259019_n.jpg?oh=d284175e8f1aeecf1f310cca0b7e091f&oe=5918D1CD)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on May 12, 2017, 12:40:53 PM
you know what we want to see, tobes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on May 12, 2017, 12:41:40 PM
Get it Tobey!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on May 12, 2017, 06:36:09 PM
Nice work dude.

Also you're missing out if you haven't gotten more into mia khalifa

woooooooo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on May 12, 2017, 09:25:02 PM
you know what we want to see, tobes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on May 13, 2017, 12:26:34 AM
I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on May 13, 2017, 04:03:57 AM
I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.

One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?     
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dwyck on May 14, 2017, 04:09:14 PM
not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 ???
i'll try again friday
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 14, 2017, 05:22:31 PM
not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 ???
i'll try again friday

should of nailed her on your favourite landmark
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 17, 2017, 06:13:49 PM
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I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.
[close]

One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?     

Tried this recently and have since acquired a number
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on May 31, 2017, 08:44:21 AM
Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on May 31, 2017, 09:35:08 AM
Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.

Don't be intimidated by jobs or degrees. Sometimes the hardest catches are the girls who are cashiers and take online business classes (not a bad thing, just the standard), or even the ones who have nothing going for themselves.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on May 31, 2017, 09:43:30 AM
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Fun stuff: after a month of barely using the app I went on and did the classic everything-goes right swipe, then they asked me to review the app and I gave it one star saying like: I wish I could actually get laid *laughcryemoji*, boom 3 matches in a few minutes!
One is maybe too hot for me and will ghost me, the other two are kinda meh (but one is an aerospace eng and that is hot), but I have a very low self esteem and see the app as a 'gym' to build up social skills to then apply to 'real life' girls, so I might as well go on and see.
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Don't be intimidated by jobs or degrees. Sometimes the hardest catches are the girls who are cashiers and take online business classes (not a bad thing, just the standard), or even the ones who have nothing going for themselves.

I'm not. I'm an eng myself and it doesn't make me feel any better than any other less qualified job tbh, just makes me feel old at 25 really.
It's generally just a hint of someone as socially awkward as I am judging with my experience in my uni, which can be fun.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on June 01, 2017, 11:06:50 AM
Still no tinder, but 375 lbs dead lift and banging this tiny chick.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on June 01, 2017, 02:44:13 PM
Still no tinder, but 375 lbs dead lift and banging this tiny chick.
I wanna be like you when I grow up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on June 27, 2017, 02:04:05 PM
Been hanging out with that girl I been talking about, Mia Khalifas neighbor girl. Finally fucked today and I been on a dry spell for a while so this was a great day. Then we went to a Japanese/Chinese restaurant and I got a lamb chop as an appetizer and jizzed again because of how fucking good it was. Never had lamb before (very boring eater) and it felt like I got a taste of heaven in my mouth. Owner came up to us and asked me how it was because he just put it on the menu but me destroying the chop to the point it was just literally bone, he got the idea of how fucking good it was 
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 27, 2017, 07:10:43 PM
You  need a TV show Tobey. Get "OK-Cupid" to sponsor it and have the show called "Okay, Stupid", where you just take dates to Arby's.

You'd be fucking rich and you could fix your ankle and we could be blessed with your ledge footy again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: freealexp on June 28, 2017, 02:28:58 PM
Breaking 10 years of lurking silence..figured these should be shared:

(https://i.imgur.com/Og65TOc.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/V5C6btl.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/EDciq4h.png)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on June 28, 2017, 02:41:19 PM
Well then, is Andy aware of this or is this his kid or something?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 28, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
I am utterly amazed Andy Roy has a thick set of hair. I would have thought his shit is all fucked up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 28, 2017, 06:04:21 PM
There's a good chance that he'll be there? In what capacity though? I'd proceed with caution given his track record...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on June 29, 2017, 02:57:12 AM
i think i see a cold sore on her lip. andy's been there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on June 29, 2017, 06:39:43 AM
You  need a TV show Tobey. Get "OK-Cupid" to sponsor it and have the show called "Okay, Stupid", where you just take dates to Arby's.

You'd be fucking rich and you could fix your ankle and we could be blessed with your ledge footy again.

He's gonna need an 8 Ball jacket if hes going to Arby's.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dwyck on June 29, 2017, 09:56:24 AM
not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 ???
i'll try again friday
i've been seeing her since  8)
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I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.
[close]

One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?    
[close]

Tried this recently and have since acquired a number
I'm on the okcupid subreddit sometimes and I've seen a few threads complaining about this line since the show rolled out. tread lightly, brothers
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 30, 2017, 07:17:47 PM
Ramp Tramp very chill
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: expired on July 02, 2017, 08:24:25 PM
Some of the green apple guys took over my tinder yesterday, from there cheesy pick up lines I've gotten offered anal, they told a girl i get nike flow for shoes and now she wants to hangout this week, also how do i embed a photo i will post the convo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on July 03, 2017, 03:41:26 AM
Some of the green apple guys took over my tinder yesterday, from there cheesy pick up lines I've gotten offered anal, they told a girl i get nike flow for shoes and now she wants to hangout this week, also how do i embed a photo i will post the convo

Erica Yary?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on July 03, 2017, 04:47:47 AM
I am utterly amazed Andy Roy has a thick set of hair. I would have thought his shit is all fucked up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on July 12, 2017, 10:30:18 AM
So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on July 12, 2017, 11:59:26 AM
So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?
Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear though
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Casey Jones on July 12, 2017, 02:45:00 PM
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 12, 2017, 02:46:40 PM
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.




Post a fit, Casey!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: wallieD on July 12, 2017, 03:06:41 PM
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.


what does her bio say? maybe they're looking for a bowl skater. does the pro wear chuck taylors?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: straight on July 12, 2017, 03:14:20 PM
this is slap casey .. you can't just say this shit and not post pics .. you've been here long enough
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on July 12, 2017, 03:32:15 PM
grindr >>>>
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on July 12, 2017, 03:33:16 PM
I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.



sl8boarders love pain most of them are prob cucks or bottoms imho
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 12, 2017, 03:51:21 PM
I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.


I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.



Different one or same one?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: doomstation55 on July 12, 2017, 04:36:58 PM
Is it Carroll's wife lookin for their cuck partner?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on July 12, 2017, 04:47:33 PM
sk8ers would make the best cucks "WOAH DUDE THAT WAS RAD"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: frontflip on July 12, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
it aint no fun if the homies cant get none
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on July 18, 2017, 05:42:46 AM
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I found a certain pro's wife on Tinder the other day. I'm not going to name name's because I know industry people lurk here and I don't wanna tarnish anyone or ruin someone's marriage.

But, they had pictures with their husband. It was bizarre.


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I found a very popular current pro's wife on Tinder. I will not mention names but I have the screen shot. But, she had pictures of herself and the pro. Do girls do this? Is this just her making a tinder profile for fun?

There were professional family photos of the two of them and their kid.


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Different one or same one?

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on July 24, 2017, 07:25:26 AM
I started using Tinder to find a uh, secondary (ie, sexual) partner. My girlfriend and recently began an open relationship a couple months ago and so far it's been pretty ok - have a couple dates this week, one is already supposed to be a hookup.

So far it's a really great way to screen people and to find people that are comfortable with different situations - most importantly I don't need someone to fuck up my current situation.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Willie on July 24, 2017, 05:49:08 PM
^Damn! Let us know how that works out. I'm in a virtually sexless marriage and my wife has occasionally said she wouldn't mind me fooling around on the side, but realistically I can't figure out how that would ever happen. I also think she'd change her mind and freak out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 25, 2017, 01:26:16 AM
went to the capital over the weekend, and as I was swimming in the river
my friends decided to downlod tinder on my phone. i haven't really fooled
around much with the app. they mostly did. matched some i did not write
them. i dunno maybe i will give it a more serious try when i'm back home
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 25, 2017, 02:09:19 AM
went to the capital over the weekend, and as I was swimming in the river
my friends decided to downlod tinder on my phone. i haven't really fooled
around much with the app. they mostly did. matched some i did not write
them. i dunno maybe i will give it a more serious try when i'm back home

aah, i was in vienna the weekend before, and the coming one. dang. (and yes, by that i mean i would have swiped right when seeing you.)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 25, 2017, 06:12:44 AM
^Damn! Let us know how that works out. I'm in a virtually sexless marriage and my wife has occasionally said she wouldn't mind me fooling around on the side, but realistically I can't figure out how that would ever happen. I also think she'd change her mind and freak out.

thats 1000% a trap
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on July 25, 2017, 07:42:13 AM
^Damn! Let us know how that works out. I'm in a virtually sexless marriage and my wife has occasionally said she wouldn't mind me fooling around on the side, but realistically I can't figure out how that would ever happen. I also think she'd change her mind and freak out.

So far it's pretty chill. She's already had a couple dates.

Some of the tinder conversations got shut down pretty quick once they saw the open relationship part, but I'm having drinks with one girl Thursday and she seems totally down, so we'll see. She's aware of the open relationship and asked a lot of questions about how it works - she mostly just seemed relieved I wasn't looking for her to get in on a threesome, and that she didn't need to meet my girlfriend.

Tinder's been hilarious (especially as someone in his 30s who's never used it before), and had this happen several times -

"Hey what are you up to"
"I'm out at the bar with my girlfriend"
"What? Why are you on here?"
"I'm in an open relationship, like I said in my bio."

Unmatched.


Title: Re: tinder
Post by: planman on July 25, 2017, 09:39:07 AM
I fucked this girl I met on tinder last night. We matched in May and hung out once before, it was pretty dope.

In other news I spent a solid two hours on tinder yesterday and got zero matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on July 25, 2017, 09:49:41 AM
So Tinder does not require a Facebook account anymore. Of course Zuckerberg makes a little profile of you through your phone number and such, but if dealing with politic memes and old aunts are the issue with you, that's good news. I'm waiting for my paycheck to join again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 25, 2017, 10:21:09 AM
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went to the capital over the weekend, and as I was swimming in the river
my friends decided to downlod tinder on my phone. i haven't really fooled
around much with the app. they mostly did. matched some i did not write
them. i dunno maybe i will give it a more serious try when i'm back home
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aah, i was in vienna the weekend before, and the coming one. dang. (and yes, by that i mean i would have swiped right when seeing you.)

 :-*  went to see dinosaur jr, city of caterpillar and drink/skate
with my boys. i will be back there in mid-august or something
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: KING TUT on July 25, 2017, 05:52:06 PM
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So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?
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Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear though

Jesus fucking Christ what do you want him to kill himself or something? Creative people are constantly depressed, that's why they all kill themselves. Terrible advice. Hooman listen to me, don't you dare even consider doing some pussy shit like picking up an instrument or writing poetry. You need to get back into the game. Its been two weeks since she left you, you should have done a good deal of crying by now, that's good to get out of the way. The best way of getting over one girl is by getting another girl. Seriously that's all it takes. i want you to set a goal of fucking 3 new girls as soon as possible. Get tinder asap and nuke it. A girl leaving you is heartbreaking but you will forget all about it once you start getting some new pussy, after 3 everything will be all good. Its the only way.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 25, 2017, 10:25:49 PM
Got back on here since I'm not with my girlfriend anymore, haven't used it in 2 years and didn't really want to ever get back on it, but fuck it. So far nothing has happened, am I the only one that goes through the phase of getting no matches at all for days?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: planman on July 25, 2017, 10:31:03 PM
Got back on here since I'm not with my girlfriend anymore, haven't used it in 2 years and didn't really want to ever get back on it, but fuck it. So far nothing has happened, am I the only one that goes through the phase of getting no matches at all for days?
Nope, I'm in the same boat. Just means we're ugly bums
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on July 26, 2017, 05:56:35 AM
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So they girl I met on here a few months ago left me. I'm really bummed. She was the best. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do Tinder again for a while. Any suggestions on getting over this?
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Cry a little, drink a questionable amount, try to make the pain productive by picking up an instrument or something creative, and realize that some people are only meant for the season and move on just like she has. Sorry to hear though
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Jesus fucking Christ what do you want him to kill himself or something? Creative people are constantly depressed, that's why they all kill themselves. Terrible advice. Hooman listen to me, don't you dare even consider doing some pussy shit like picking up an instrument or writing poetry. You need to get back into the game. Its been two weeks since she left you, you should have done a good deal of crying by now, that's good to get out of the way. The best way of getting over one girl is by getting another girl. Seriously that's all it takes. i want you to set a goal of fucking 3 new girls as soon as possible. Get tinder asap and nuke it. A girl leaving you is heartbreaking but you will forget all about it once you start getting some new pussy, after 3 everything will be all good. Its the only way.


im just picturing a giant dick-shaped mushroom cloud.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on July 26, 2017, 01:08:49 PM
Back on the tind to mend my broken heart/soul. Also on the bumble. Matched with some people, got a number. Tinder got matched but I didn't start any convos. I kind of just don't care.

I'm just doing this to cover up some wounds.

Sorry for the emo bullshit guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on July 27, 2017, 02:20:29 PM
update:

The girl I matched with and talking to asked me twice if I had IG and snapchat, when I added her on both as soon as I got her number. She added me back for both as well....she must be talking to lots of guys because I don't think she even knows who I am.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on July 27, 2017, 02:32:13 PM
update:

The girl I matched with and talking to asked me twice if I had IG and snapchat, when I added her on both as soon as I got her number. She added me back for both as well....she must be talking to lots of guys because I don't think she even knows who I am.

Or she could just have a lot of contacts. From most people I talk to they just prefer to message on those instead of tinders chat feature.

Keep your head up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nosferatu on July 28, 2017, 02:22:35 PM
So I'm back to Tinder. HELLO LADIES......... I just hope this time isn't as depressing as the last one. The few matches I've got in my brief last stint amounted to less than nothing. There was this girl, a literature student, who was definitely fat from the blurry, carefully crafted profile picture, but who sounded really mellow and sensitive, and had pictures flaunting our college campus. She sounded cool and I needed a friend, and things looked promising. We became friends quickly, although she was a lot less interesting than I imagined. Not like I'm MR. COOL ICE or anything, but bear with me.

I met her at my graduation and was absolutely shocked at her sheer size. It was awkward. I know this is extremely shallow to say, but she had trouble walking, got easily winded, too. I just couldn't pretend that I was interested, although I did my best to chat, to pretend that my nerves were all about the imminence of finally grabbing the diploma and such.

In that same week, however, my ex-gf and I made things official, which made the girl very upset... she acted as if I was trying to make a mistress out of her or something like that. Now we study together in grad school. She hates me, always gives me the eye, and she studied with most of our class, so... fuck her. She actually has to put on the school desk, like a zither, as she's too big to sit on normal school desks. And she does nothing in class but draw the crassest, kitschiest doodles in Corel Draw. I know that because she does her best to sit in my view. I really hate my stupid life.

Like this thing?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v0Px_HOquN0/hqdefault.jpg)
Are you getting your masters in German Instrumentation?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on July 29, 2017, 06:36:03 AM
(http://bid.auctionbymayo.com/images/lot/5633/5633934_0.jpg)

from googling "brazilian zither"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on July 29, 2017, 10:47:22 AM
citara.jpeg

from googling "brazilian zither"

Oh wow. That's exactly it! I haven't seen one of these since childhood. Back in the day, I'd tangle my action figures on the strings, and that was all good, since no one knew how to play it. Every once in a while, a small one would fall inside the sound hole and I would take forever to fish the thumbless fake GI Joes out. Good times.

Question: what do you guys put on your bio?

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: saucy ragu on July 29, 2017, 10:53:37 AM
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citara.jpeg

from googling "brazilian zither"
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Oh wow. That's exactly it! I haven't seen one of these since childhood. Back in the day, I'd tangle my action figures on the strings, and that was all good, since no one knew how to play it. Every once in a while, a small one would fall inside the sound hole and I would take forever to fish the thumbless fake GI Joes out. Good times.

Question: what do you guys put on your bio?



I took a shot at the astrologists, "I'd rather get to know you through experience than judge you based upon what star you happened to be born under."

I'm now dating a really sweet, tender woman who's very much into astrology, witch craft, tarot reading, etc. I ain't mad. I also put in something funny/honest/took a shot at myself to balance the scales. I'm curious what other guys' bios have. It seems like having a photo with a tiger is popular these days.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: planman on July 29, 2017, 07:05:54 PM
At the end of my bio I put "Fun fact: I've been hit by a car" but that's probably the most interesting thing about it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 29, 2017, 07:23:27 PM


I took a shot at the astrologists, "I'd rather get to know you through experience than judge you based upon what star you happened to be born under."
So many girls are all about that shit including my ex girl... ironically I think a lot of them are atheists. So you're telling me you don't believe in any form of a God that created things to be a certain way but you think that what time of year you were born means you're predisposed to be a certain way? "No but like, the zodiac is based around astrology and science"... I don't have it in my bio, but maybe I should include my zodiac sign just because they all seem to eat it up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Justis on July 30, 2017, 10:48:20 AM
I tried I really did but now im back on bullshit, saw my ex on there yesterday , the world keeps spinning :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 30, 2017, 04:47:21 PM
I always super liked girls I know on tinder. You know just because they probably think I'm creepy so definitely super liking them makes me normal
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 31, 2017, 11:47:55 AM
Just got a tinder/bumble, and it's kinda weird. Gotten a few matches only to say hello and never hear from them again. Does that happen on the regular? I'm not the guy to use pickup lines, and if that's what ya gotta do, I'm shit outta luck.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on July 31, 2017, 02:46:17 PM
GrindKing I'm having terrible luck too. I think its mostly because I swiped left on a lot of girls. By fuck the quality of girls really fell since I was last on it. Matched with some girls who only said one line to me and never responded after. Thinking of just getting rid of both apps completely already.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 31, 2017, 04:14:53 PM
For bumble you still have to impress the girls with an opening line. Even though they have to message first and the majority of the time they say just "hey", you still have to get their attention and just saying hey back won't do shit. These girls have hundreds of matches on any given dating app, say something random. The girl says hey just say back like, " Do you think Malcolm in the middle is the prequel to Breaking bad or the sequel"? Or say, "do you think the office is just as good when Micahel leaves"? If she says yes to that though then unmatch her and report her to the authorities. Make anything up but if you are just gonna talk about your big dick or only say how hot they are they won't be interested in you at all
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Justis on July 31, 2017, 05:26:11 PM
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I tried I really did but now im back on bullshit, saw my ex on there yesterday , the world keeps spinning :)
[close]

The real question is... did you like her or not? I've seen some familiar faces on my newest run. A professor who is hot but totally bonkers, who, sadly, I unliked on accident (not that she'd want anything from me...), students from the campus I work in (NOPE), and some people I knew from college... I'm being super picky and the likes still run out fast. Not "pointy elbows" picky, but just trying to like people who could potentially have a positive connection with me.


ooh no , trying to still be friends with her but cant see anything being the same again , barely on talking terms at this point but did get me little cooked to see her on there
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on July 31, 2017, 05:55:29 PM
what the hell should my profile look like? i'm not big on selfies so i have no idea what to put. I've been on pof for a month now and keep getting left on read, it's giving me the blues
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on July 31, 2017, 06:11:14 PM
what the hell should my profile look like? i'm not big on selfies so i have no idea what to put. I've been on pof for a month now and keep getting left on read, it's giving me the blues

POF when i was on there was probably the worst dating app, way easier to get catfished on that instead of like bumble or tinder. Maybe try Okcupid too but that app makes you fill all these stupid questions and all you have to do on tinder/bumble is post a couple of pictures and write a bio.

Pictures- use animals or babies. Don't do lame ass mirror selfies, you could maybe get away with that if you're fucking ripped but even then girls will probably think you're a douche/fuck boy.

Bio- If you're tall put your height, anything 6 foot or above you will probably get a girl just to swipe right for you just for that. If you aren't tall be funny, if you aren't funny at least learn corny jokes. Or you can be a rebel and put nothing in your bio but thats fucking boring and lame.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on August 01, 2017, 07:42:05 AM
Ok. Last week I went out with my Tinder match and we've hooked up a couple times. Should be a regular thing, and she's totally cool with playing the side role.

I didn't really see the use for any weird pick up lines or whatever to get a response back. Most of the time simple conversation was fine enough to get a response.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 01, 2017, 09:47:00 AM
I have a date tomorrow. It will be park beers smokes and chill but I haven't had a shag in ages so I'm happy with that. Expectations low as usual.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 01, 2017, 10:57:01 AM
Good luck everyone with dates.

I think my tinder luck has run its course. Barely getting any matches and no one really responds anymore. It's been a good run guys.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 01, 2017, 11:18:30 AM
Just being on tinder for this last week or whatever basically reminded me why I stopped using it before. I consider myself to be at least an average looking dude, but this shit makes you think otherwise. Aren't skateboarders supposed to be cool these days?

Either way, part of what I don't like about this also is that no matter what you have as a bio or whatever you cannot show personality through an app. But I'm still gonna stay on until something works, hopefully I'll have some decent stories to post up on here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on August 01, 2017, 11:43:59 AM
I must be fucked up looking or my standards are too high. I've been swiping away on Tinder and Bumble for forever now and I have yet to get any legit matches.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 01, 2017, 11:58:43 AM
Your pictures make a big difference - have a few good shots of your face/body, well lit, where it's clear who you are. Maybe make a dumb joke in your profile? Don't overthink it.

I regularly went on dates (typically one or two a week) for a while and I burnt out. I have a bleak outlook already and repetitively selling yourself like that gets exhausting. I decided I wasn't going to bother going out with anyone unless I was truly enthused and that helped. Things slowed down and batteries were recharged.

A good date will be obvious - it'll be clear you get along, and you won't have to read tea leaves. When that happens, then it's a matter of letting it flow and not feeling too thirsty. This is a challenge of course when you've had a dry spell. But take a pause and try to see it as a moment between two people, and enjoy it just for that. This works for a lot of things. Breathe, give yourself a moment. People that seem completely incredible have their flaws, and people who rub you wrong at first could end up being great. Give yourself a break and that allows you to be charitable to others too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 01, 2017, 01:38:37 PM

 repetitively selling yourself like that gets exhausting. I decided I wasn't going to bother going out with anyone unless I was truly enthused and that helped.
Another big reason I wasn't interested in Tinder before. It definitely gets old meeting someone new all the time, especially someone you feel like you have to tell all about yourself, just to get to smash with no intentions of taking anything further. I've hooked up with a couple girls in the past on there, but I just got over the process of talking to girls I really wasn't interested in, half of whom are all obviously so socially awkward they need Tinder to be that medium for meeting people... just to have them tell me they're "filling in blanks" while talking to me because they think I'm awkward. It's almost like a different Dunning-Kruger effect.

I got this girls number (again) that I talked to through Tinder around 3 years ago, and holy shit the idea of what some girls think Tinder is for is pretty crazy. I met up with her back then at like 11 pm to watch The Office or something, and long story short it ended up being like 2 hours of making out and steady groping, including nudity... with no real sexual acts taking place. What it came down to was, apparently she didn't shave anything so she felt insecure and that was because she "didn't know" we might hook up. I personally don't like much hair down there at all, but since I was already there I said fuck it and wasn't gonna complain. Because it had been 2 fucking hours of teasing, I ended up not being able to get a boner and nothing ended up happening. What else could you possibly be thinking that you're getting into with a guy you've never met before coming over at 11 pm that you met through a dating app? She wasn't the last girl that a situation like that occurred.

The real reason I mentioned this, though, is because even though we didn't have sex, we had been NAKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, and she's basically curving me as we speak, even though she already gave me her number again. Keep in mind, this girl isn't even really that attractive. I'd honestly give her like a 6/10, based mostly on how pretty her face is, otherwise she's pretty average, not fat, but like definitely not just skinny or like "thick".

Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 01, 2017, 01:56:10 PM
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 repetitively selling yourself like that gets exhausting. I decided I wasn't going to bother going out with anyone unless I was truly enthused and that helped.
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Another big reason I wasn't interested in Tinder before. It definitely gets old meeting someone new all the time, especially someone you feel like you have to tell all about yourself, just to get to smash with no intentions of taking anything further. I've hooked up with a couple girls in the past on there, but I just got over the process of talking to girls I really wasn't interested in, half of whom are all obviously so socially awkward they need Tinder to be that medium for meeting people... just to have them tell me they're "filling in blanks" while talking to me because they think I'm awkward. It's almost like a different Dunning-Kruger effect.

I got this girls number (again) that I talked to through Tinder around 3 years ago, and holy shit the idea of what some girls think Tinder is for is pretty crazy. I met up with her back then at like 11 pm to watch The Office or something, and long story short it ended up being like 2 hours of making out and steady groping, including nudity... with no real sexual acts taking place. What it came down to was, apparently she didn't shave anything so she felt insecure and that was because she "didn't know" we might hook up. I personally don't like much hair down there at all, but since I was already there I said fuck it and wasn't gonna complain. Because it had been 2 fucking hours of teasing, I ended up not being able to get a boner and nothing ended up happening. What else could you possibly be thinking that you're getting into with a guy you've never met before coming over at 11 pm that you met through a dating app? She wasn't the last girl that a situation like that occurred.

The real reason I mentioned this, though, is because even though we didn't have sex, we had been NAKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, and she's basically curving me as we speak, even though she already gave me her number again. Keep in mind, this girl isn't even really that attractive. I'd honestly give her like a 6/10, based mostly on how pretty her face is, otherwise she's pretty average, not fat, but like definitely not just skinny or like "thick".

Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?

I totally agree. I'm way better at talking to girls in person than online.. but I thought I would give it it try. At this point, I'm beginning to think tinder is just a platform for girls to get attention. It's almost like getting matches for them is just Instagram "likes". They just want confirmation knowing they're attractive.

It's honestly embarrassing for both parties involved. At this point, I'm just gonna joke with it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 01, 2017, 02:02:14 PM
Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?

Your logic seems circular. If your standards drop when you're on Tinder of course you're going to be less enthused about the women. Online or IRL, you get what you give, although the situation is different. If you're projecting who you are then the compatible people you encounter will recognize it.

But, yeah, online dating isn't for everybody.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 01, 2017, 02:14:19 PM
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Ironically (or maybe not), every girl I've met in reality is way hotter than any girl I've met on Tinder. It's like what is supposed to be easier is harder, and has worse results than the other option. Maybe Tinder just isn't for me?
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Your logic seems circular. If your standards drop when you're on Tinder of course you're going to be less enthused about the women. Online or IRL, you get what you give, although the situation is different. If you're projecting who you are then the compatible people you encounter will recognize it.

But, yeah, online dating isn't for everybody.
It's probably because people take a shitload of selfies, before picking the ones which make them look more attractive than they really are.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 01, 2017, 02:19:55 PM
You guys came out with really good points and explanations.
I just finished uni and since it was a scientific degree there were only dudes (lots of creepy nerds that don't even talk) so when I actually tried to approach girls in real life I felt sooo socially awkward.
So I just use this as a 'gym' to build social skills and learn how to approach real girls in real life.
I also haven't had any sexual interactions in years so I really don't mind if the girl is not that attractive, I just feel like I need to get this weight off my chest (well, actually more south than that).
This and stopping studying 24/7 boosted my confidence so now I fuck around with real girls a lot more and make them laugh. They don't go all 'ewww' anymore. I still think they think I'm gay sometimes but whatever.
I always tell them I'm sound and not a douchebag because that's what they deal with on the app and they appreciate that.. after that it's all downhill.
I still need to work a bit more on my pics because it feels so stupid taking selfies and shit.
The thing I hate is that sometimes they feel all princess, or also do not reply.. I mean it's a hook-up app so if I match you and start texting I think you're interested as well.. if not just say to me 'go away you dork' so I don't have to double message you days after.. but now I just move on and don't waste anymore time.

Edit: also I might not be sir Darwin's favorite for saying this but the times I made love with girls one of the best parts was approaching them and building the momentum together.. I cannot find the word in english (flirting maybe?) but that's what turns me on. That doesn't happen on tinder so yeah I might still meet my wife there ala Ryan Reyes but I just keep expectations low and go with the flow.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 01, 2017, 02:49:22 PM
I don't have to double message you days after.. but now I just move on and don't waste anymore time.
Man if there's one thing I hate about being single it's this bullshit haha god there's so many insecure ass girls that do that delayed messaging or texting, like you can't double text someone or reply too fast because ??????
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 01, 2017, 04:00:03 PM
It's probably because people take a shitload of selfies, before picking the ones which make them look more attractive than they really are.

You can tell when pictures are misleading. It's obvious.

This and stopping studying 24/7 boosted my confidence so now I fuck around with real girls a lot more and make them laugh. They don't go all 'ewww' anymore. I still think they think I'm gay sometimes but whatever.

I always tell them I'm sound and not a douchebag because that's what they deal with on the app and they appreciate that.. after that it's all downhill.

There's no point in telling a woman you're not a psycho. Bringing that up is awkward. Your intentions are good, but doing that will make most people defensive.

Just be reasonable. Ask questions and think about what she says. Make her laugh and don't treat her like a porcelain object - relax. If the physical attraction and mental communication is right, it'll happen. If it's not, don't be a jerk. Then you'll have a friend who knows other ladies and can testify you're not a psycho. Problem solved.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on August 01, 2017, 04:34:27 PM
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what the hell should my profile look like? i'm not big on selfies so i have no idea what to put. I've been on pof for a month now and keep getting left on read, it's giving me the blues
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POF when i was on there was probably the worst dating app, way easier to get catfished on that instead of like bumble or tinder. Maybe try Okcupid too but that app makes you fill all these stupid questions and all you have to do on tinder/bumble is post a couple of pictures and write a bio.

Pictures- use animals or babies. Don't do lame ass mirror selfies, you could maybe get away with that if you're fucking ripped but even then girls will probably think you're a douche/fuck boy.

Bio- If you're tall put your height, anything 6 foot or above you will probably get a girl just to swipe right for you just for that. If you aren't tall be funny, if you aren't funny at least learn corny jokes. Or you can be a rebel and put nothing in your bio but thats fucking boring and lame.

thank you man. I'm tall so i guess that will help when i feel like dating again. i'm still not over my ex and i don't think it would be right to go date again until i've moved on. wish it happen already
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 01, 2017, 04:37:50 PM
I haven't been on bumble/tinder in a long time because im in a relationship. I changed my tinder profile to say check out my shitty memes on Instagram but never changed my bio on bumble because i haven't swiped right for anyone on there since I met my girlfriend. Well, I get a random match here and there and I tell them nicely that im in a relationship and im sorry we got matched up. Then I forget about the app again till it happens again in like another couple of weeks. Well whoever this girl is go fuck yourself

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/20562121_10154539343172101_571466016_n.jpg?oh=8dc9af4053b562af55c9f8f1b414962a&oe=5983B2B4)

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/20614696_10154539343387101_697903834_n.jpg?oh=9d8e5fec3419837c7bb1d3f1d38c022a&oe=59833468)

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/20614173_10154539343412101_1159758112_n.jpg?oh=bf9c0e9ef57a61ccdc291542a2fc0e19&oe=59826886)


Like it must truly suck being this pathetic for a girl or guy when you get rejected

Don't be like this fellas
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 01, 2017, 05:37:43 PM
^
It's honestly surprising that she kept messaging you back, but at the same time, she obviously doesn't take rejection well.

edit:
I know it's not a dating app, but I have 55 messages on this app called Roomster, and over 30 of them are from women. Most of them are attractive too, but I know there's some saying about not fucking your roommate. I could try just renting a bedroom once a month from different women, and just go for it at the end of the month, if they're into me...then again, I am pretty drunk, so it's probably a bad idea.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: saucy ragu on August 02, 2017, 05:42:56 AM
I get where you're coming from tobey, but you really could just delete the app and forgo having to explain yourself at all. It takes seconds. The drama's good for the thread and all, but your lady probably wouldn't be psyched if she found out you kept the app(s) on your phone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 02, 2017, 06:03:11 AM
I get where you're coming from tobey, but you really could just delete the app and forgo having to explain yourself at all. It takes seconds. The drama's good for the thread and all, but your lady probably wouldn't be psyched if she found out you kept the app(s) on your phone.

She was with me when this happened and found it pretty funny. Anyway yeah I deleted it today when I woke up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Robert Baratheon on August 02, 2017, 07:46:59 AM
Love this thread. I'm old so it's very interesting to read this stuff play out.

I'm happily married and, no joke, asking for a friend here. What is the typical age range for Tinder?

My buddy is 44 but looks younger. Is that way too old for Tinder or is there another app he should do?

He won't even check it out. I love hearing everyone's crazy stories here.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 02, 2017, 08:32:42 AM
Love this thread. I'm old so it's very interesting to read this stuff play out.

I'm happily married and, no joke, asking for a friend here. What is the typical age range for Tinder?

My buddy is 44 but looks younger. Is that way too old for Tinder or is there another app he should do?

He won't even check it out. I love hearing everyone's crazy stories here.



Nah, my mom who's in her late 50's is on Tinder (as well as POF) and you have the ability to set your age range. I'd guess it's probably more beneficial for an older generation who maybe don't go to as many house parties or whatever. She show me the guys on her tinder, and they're insane. They're super aggressive and just talk shit on her if she politely declines their date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 02, 2017, 11:50:55 AM
30 mins into the date and I already want to kill myself. Bonus points because I found out on the spot she's actually under-age. At least I'm living up to my username I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 02, 2017, 12:41:24 PM
you're live posting from
the date? if so: gnarred
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CINCINNATI on August 02, 2017, 06:49:52 PM
never really got into tinder before now, but school starts back in a couple weeks so i figure id give it a more serious go. never been in a relationship in my life so i guess I'm pretty new to all this stuff. I really kept to myself and a few good friends in high school and met some nice girls freshmen and sophomore years of college, but friend zoned myself pretty fuckin hard to the point where they probably thought i was gay. i read something online about being shy and getting blinders for one girl. i think that pretty much happened to me, and as i mentioned, i friend zoned myself with this one girl in my major who i really really was into. had a few extremely trashed hookups with random girls from bars but really nothing more. i guess my biggest thing is confidence, and assuming tinder can help with that? i have just always been shy around new people and never really new how to take a potential relationship farther or how to "make a move" on a girl. any straight up tips for any of this stuff?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 03, 2017, 05:56:57 AM
you have to step out of your comfort zone and stop being so shy. im pretty shy and introverted too and any luck ive ever had with girls has been a result of me doing something that i was nervous to do. put yourself out there, start the conversation, ask for that date, make her know youre interested. if it doesnt work out with one girl, its not a big deal. there are millions of other girls out there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 03, 2017, 07:27:02 AM
you have to step out of your comfort zone and stop being so shy. im pretty shy and introverted too and any luck ive ever had with girls has been a result of me doing something that i was nervous to do. put yourself out there, start the conversation, ask for that date, make her know youre interested. if it doesnt work out with one girl, its not a big deal. there are millions of other girls out there.

That's the key - it can't be a big deal. If it's life or death it'll never go anywhere. Staying busy helps a lot - if you're doing your own thing, you're not dwelling or worrying. Plus you'll have things to talk about. Take each interaction - conversation, date, etc. - as an opportunity to learn about a person and yourself. If it's all positive, you can't lose.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CINCINNATI on August 03, 2017, 08:38:19 AM
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you have to step out of your comfort zone and stop being so shy. im pretty shy and introverted too and any luck ive ever had with girls has been a result of me doing something that i was nervous to do. put yourself out there, start the conversation, ask for that date, make her know youre interested. if it doesnt work out with one girl, its not a big deal. there are millions of other girls out there.
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That's the key - it can't be a big deal. If it's life or death it'll never go anywhere. Staying busy helps a lot - if you're doing your own thing, you're not dwelling or worrying. Plus you'll have things to talk about. Take each interaction - conversation, date, etc. - as an opportunity to learn about a person and yourself. If it's all positive, you can't lose.

yea this summer i pretty much cut all contact with people from college. really got focused on my internship and skating and being with my friends from high school who skate to stay busy. i deleted snapchat at the beginning of the summer since it was super bad for me i think, as it gave me a false sense of hope (atleast in my mind). talk to girls on there and they seem to be into you but i guess its just like texting, they can be typing one thing and meaning something completely different. i figure getting rid of it would make me stop thinking about that girl i was really into, and it actually has. ive been just enjoying my own thing and not seeming like i have to impress her like i used to back at school.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 03, 2017, 09:01:17 AM
never really got into tinder before now, but school starts back in a couple weeks so i figure id give it a more serious go. never been in a relationship in my life so i guess I'm pretty new to all this stuff. I really kept to myself and a few good friends in high school and met some nice girls freshmen and sophomore years of college, but friend zoned myself pretty fuckin hard to the point where they probably thought i was gay. i read something online about being shy and getting blinders for one girl. i think that pretty much happened to me, and as i mentioned, i friend zoned myself with this one girl in my major who i really really was into. had a few extremely trashed hookups with random girls from bars but really nothing more. i guess my biggest thing is confidence, and assuming tinder can help with that? i have just always been shy around new people and never really new how to take a potential relationship farther or how to "make a move" on a girl. any straight up tips for any of this stuff?
From a standpoint of not being confrontational, yes, but because someone has to match you and can stop messaging you back at any second for whatever reason, no.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 03, 2017, 09:47:09 AM
From a standpoint of not being confrontational, yes, but because someone has to match you and can stop messaging you back at any second for whatever reason, no.

Whatever you do, wherever you go, there's always a risk of failure. It's no different than trying to pick up a girl at a bar and the conversation going nowhere. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Don't take it personally, shoot your shot, move on and shoot again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 03, 2017, 04:38:10 PM
I deleted my tinder again. Probably will be back later sometime.

my friends all tell me to stop chasing girls and be happy with myself first. Uh......
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 03, 2017, 04:53:09 PM
I deleted my tinder again. Probably will be back later sometime.

my friends all tell me to stop chasing girls and be happy with myself first. Uh......

It's like Maslow's hierarchy of needs.. one must find the security of one's self (ie employment, family, health) before focusing on love and belonging. Try focusing on what you wanna do, and make yourself better, before focusing on what you think other's might want.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on August 03, 2017, 05:14:27 PM
I deleted my tinder again. Probably will be back later sometime.

my friends all tell me to stop chasing girls and be happy with myself first. Uh......

take the advice, even if it's just a year of being single. i've been in and out of relationships since i was 16. it wasn't until this last one ended that i've realized that even people can be used like a drug. it really winds up distracting you from what you should be doing. it's also nice to not have to play phone tag with someone when you're trying to skate
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on August 04, 2017, 06:31:34 AM
Yea your friends are giving you good advice. Focusing on yourself pays dividends.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 04, 2017, 08:57:05 AM
was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 04, 2017, 10:44:34 AM
Thanks guys, it feels a lot better not opening the app every time my mind isn't occupied.

Hope you guys have better luck and all get laid tonight!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 04, 2017, 06:02:25 PM
Thanks guys, it feels a lot better not opening the app every time my mind isn't occupied.

Hope you guys have better luck and all get laid tonight!

Positive vibes your way dude. Just enjoy the you time.

was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches

Probably, but on the bright side you can stoop to the level of the women that never reply
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on August 04, 2017, 06:53:18 PM
I was really relieved to delete tinder off my phone and it feels so good. The girl I found seems to be interested in sticking around for a bit and I'm not interested in talking to randos.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 04, 2017, 08:47:39 PM

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was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches
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Probably, but on the bright side you can stoop to the level of the women that never reply
I didn't get any more matches maybe because, I put, "Swipe left if you're religious." Nah, I'm just ugly.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 05, 2017, 05:15:50 AM
you're live posting from
the date? if so: gnarred

Hell yeah man that's what I did haha.
The date was basically her taking me to some MLM meeting in Piccadilly. I had to listen to some bald cokehead alcoholic talking about DreamTrips. I drank a couple gin tonic then she tried to sign me up for that bullshit so I told her to fuck off and left. Blocked her on every social media (tinder, fb, insta, WhatsApp).
Gnars are a cure-all for moral and spirit. Thank you.
So basically If you match a girl called Addie from London stay clear.
Worst tinder date ever.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 07, 2017, 10:00:40 PM
I made an account. I'm almost certain my profile is cancer because I haven't received a match. I think my photos are as good as they can be without physically going out to take more. I feel like anyone that would find me physically attractive wouldn't like my bio anyway. I made a Bumble account too. I don't know what I'm going to say to anyone that matches with me, but I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Maybe I'll just message Tobey and write whatever he tells me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on August 09, 2017, 10:42:58 AM
I made an account. I'm almost certain my profile is cancer because I haven't received a match. I think my photos are as good as they can be without physically going out to take more. I feel like anyone that would find me physically attractive wouldn't like my bio anyway. I made a Bumble account too. I don't know what I'm going to say to anyone that matches with me, but I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Maybe I'll just message Tobey and write whatever he tells me.

Likes are limited, and it takes a while for you to really show up in everyone's lists. So it's a waiting game. Don't lose heart and do your best shot. Remember that it's a marathon, not a sprint. So don't go liking people you can't muster the will to waste your time with, or people who you can't get it up for. Go outside, take those pictures. Err on the brief side when writing your bio. I'm starting to build up some matches, and to get contacts that end in "T" again. Not really stoked, though... it's a long road and Tinder can be a chore.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 09, 2017, 07:27:15 PM
Not really stoked, though... it's a long road and Tinder can be a chore.
I know I said I was gonna stick with it and get some stories for the boys... but I already deleted it again a few days ago, along with Instagram after having it for like 5 years. Fully deleted my account, but honestly it doesn't feel nearly as much like something is missing as I thought it might. Only thing left is Facebook which I barely use anyway.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 10, 2017, 01:10:03 AM
had a couple of matches, wrote with a couple of girls. one was super interested
and really wanted to meet up. we did. it was nice. but not that special. she was
a little bit not that interesting. i don't know. we got along well. but i just did not
think that she is interesting, which i normally do, when i am attracted to women.
so i think i am gonna give up on that tinder thing. whatever. it was fun. but also
a little meh. saw a couple of girls i know on there. my two exes . i swiped right.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 10, 2017, 04:32:51 AM
I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me

And that's it. Depressing.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 10, 2017, 05:28:24 AM
I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me

And that's it. Depressing.
Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in apps
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 10, 2017, 05:38:26 AM
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I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me

And that's it. Depressing.
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Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in apps

It is! But I just moved to london for summer and that was the only way when you don't know anyone.
I still make my friends' female friends laugh a lot here which is getting me stoked, confidence is getting higher.. but then they're all engaged and shit. Tough luck but no surrender walk on hold tight. On my way. Sunshine on Leith.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 10, 2017, 09:01:18 AM
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I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me

And that's it. Depressing.
[close]
Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in apps
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It is! But I just moved to london for summer and that was the only way when you don't know anyone.
I still make my friends' female friends laugh a lot here which is getting me stoked, confidence is getting higher.. but then they're all engaged and shit. Tough luck but no surrender walk on hold tight. On my way. Sunshine on Leith.
Are you American? If I moved to any foreign country and I had tinder, the first thing you'd read in my bio is that I'm from somewhere else which makes me different and time limited. "Get there while you can"
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 10, 2017, 11:08:53 AM
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I just went above 50 matches and the statistics are tragic:
- one meeting
- one another meeting trying to scam me

And that's it. Depressing.
[close]
Then you realize matching in real life is actually easier than in apps
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It is! But I just moved to london for summer and that was the only way when you don't know anyone.
I still make my friends' female friends laugh a lot here which is getting me stoked, confidence is getting higher.. but then they're all engaged and shit. Tough luck but no surrender walk on hold tight. On my way. Sunshine on Leith.
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Are you American? If I moved to any foreign country and I had tinder, the first thing you'd read in my bio is that I'm from somewhere else which makes me different and time limited. "Get there while you can"

This.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 10, 2017, 04:10:48 PM
^^ I did that of course. That's getting me a lot of matches. I'm talking about the following step though. It's the match/meeting ratio that's really upsetting. I think in the US it's more direct and closer to what the app is made for. That's what everyone said to me when they went there. Even frankenstein dudes slay it in the US which is kinda cool.
I have a date on saturday but I wouldnt be surprised if it disappears. I don't want to sound too pissed off I'm not, it's just to share thoughts and have a laugh. I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 11, 2017, 05:18:47 AM
I fucking hate when women have Bible verses on their profiles. In my head, I'm thinking, "Why do you even have Tinder?" Maybe, I should start sending these women dick pics.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 11, 2017, 08:36:39 AM
I fucking hate when women have Bible verses on their profiles. In my head, I'm thinking, "Why do you even have Tinder?" Maybe, I should start sending these women dick pics.
A quick summary of tinder profiles around here, usually all in 1 profile:

-Zodiac sign
-Myers Briggs personality type
-Snapchat and Instagram names ("follow me and it'll be easier to get my attention")
-"Not here to hook up"
-Music lover. Must love dogs.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on August 11, 2017, 08:53:33 AM
I remember the first time using tinder that I would see a bunch of RIPs to family members or friends in girls bios. Thought that was super weird
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 11, 2017, 10:29:30 AM
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I fucking hate when women have Bible verses on their profiles. In my head, I'm thinking, "Why do you even have Tinder?" Maybe, I should start sending these women dick pics.
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A quick summary of tinder profiles around here, usually all in 1 profile:

-Zodiac sign
-Myers Briggs personality type
-Snapchat and Instagram names ("follow me and it'll be easier to get my attention")
-"Not here to hook up"
-Music lover. Must love dogs.

That's the fucking worst of all.

If I ever get back on the tind, I'm gonna put something in my bio along the lines of "Your zodiac sign does not determine your personality or mine".

this might backfire though and create a void of lack of matches.

so fuck it, if you wanna get girls and fuck, put something along the lines of zodiac signs determining your personality.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Ken1 on August 11, 2017, 10:49:39 AM
was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches

I know you have to pay for them, but super likes work. Besides, it allows you to swipe endlessly. When I'm drunk I right swipe them all.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on August 11, 2017, 11:01:38 AM
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was drunk and swiping right on all of them until it told me I had to wait twelve hours...probably going to get some of the grossest matches
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I know you have to pay for them, but super likes work. Besides, it allows you to swipe endlessly. When I'm drunk I right swipe them all.

I don't trust people that purchase tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 13, 2017, 06:30:40 AM
I on vacation for two weeks and have NOTHING in terms of plans. Joined this thing called Badoo, don't pay, of course. Will report back if it leads somewhere.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 15, 2017, 12:02:45 AM
Ok, so.... I got matched with this Russian chick, yeah? We talked and she send me a number, like "Alright, give me a call....".

I dialed and of course the fucking thing is out of service. She gave me some bullshit about how I have to text that number and write my name. I got a funny feeling so I did some research and found an old ad from 2010 on community site for Russians in Sweden. The whore had a room to rent to "Russian speaking male". She also said that she was pregnant and 32, the very same age she had on Badoo. Again, this was 7 years ago, blocked the cyka blyat. Fucking Russians....

The plan is to go full bro and take a photo when I'm pumped as fuck in the gym. Yeah, I fucking suck, I know.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 15, 2017, 04:41:53 AM
i could drop a ton of knowledge here but i prefer to watch u suffer
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 15, 2017, 05:30:15 AM
i could drop a ton of knowledge here but i prefer to watch u suffer

We suffer either way, at least we can provide 100+ pages of entertainment. This is Slap, memember?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 15, 2017, 05:35:47 AM
im new here place is tame imo
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 15, 2017, 05:36:59 AM
im used to getting bitched at by 17 year olds hopped up on mountain dew tho
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on August 15, 2017, 09:36:48 AM
I on vacation for two weeks and have NOTHING in terms of plans. Joined this thing called Badoo, don't pay, of course. Will report back if it leads somewhere.

Badoo is really trashy and I'd never venture there. But it's supposed to be the be-all, end-all of getting laid, for the thirstiest and brokenest (is that a word?) people only. It's probably worth money, but you'll get your dick wet if you're not repulsive enough and if your standards are down to par.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 17, 2017, 03:32:15 AM
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I on vacation for two weeks and have NOTHING in terms of plans. Joined this thing called Badoo, don't pay, of course. Will report back if it leads somewhere.
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Badoo is really trashy and I'd never venture there. But it's supposed to be the be-all, end-all of getting laid, for the thirstiest and brokenest (is that a word?) people only. It's probably worth money, but you'll get your dick wet if you're not repulsive enough and if your standards are down to par.

I'm pretty busten on the inside. Some 33 years old asian chick with kids want to chat with me. I don't know, non of bithes on there seem legit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 17, 2017, 03:40:54 AM
just hit up the local target or produce section of grocery store step ur wife game up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 17, 2017, 03:42:41 AM
if you are funny with a nice car just go downtown and chat up randoms people love strangers
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on August 17, 2017, 03:48:50 AM
if you are funny with a nice car just go downtown and chat up randoms people love strangers

This is Slap. We don't talk to people.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Nora9 on August 17, 2017, 04:32:44 AM
lavalife slept on
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 17, 2017, 09:01:51 AM
I can't tell if I matched with a bot or someone that wants to mug me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on August 29, 2017, 03:30:46 AM
I ended my long dry spell sunday night (order of magnitude: years) with this chubby thai girl.
She was packing and moving home so I said I could come to her place and help her with that.
We ordered pizza and chicken wings, ate it all, made her watch the Vice guide to north Korea. Then it happened, she asked me to stay the night so I smoked a little doobie and passed out. Went back at it in the morning, then left.
It was so cute and she was so stoked because she said it was a making-love kinda thing and lot of people she slept with were douchebags.
She also let me see some of the messages people send her on the app and haha holy shit there's some fucked up people out there.
Haven't felt like this since Maiga scored against Tottenham in 2013.
I'm leaving today though, sad.

Maiga goal vs Tottenham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8bkhX1M9JQ#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 29, 2017, 10:20:24 AM
I ended my long dry spell sunday night (order of magnitude: years) with this chubby thai girl.
She was packing and moving home so I said I could come to her place and help her with that.
We ordered pizza and chicken wings, ate it all, made her watch the Vice guide to north Korea. Then it happened, she asked me to stay the night so I smoked a little doobie and passed out. Went back at it in the morning, then left.
It was so cute and she was so stoked because she said it was a making-love kinda thing and lot of people she slept with were douchebags.
She also let me see some of the messages people send her on the app and haha holy shit there's some fucked up people out there.
Haven't felt like this since Maiga scored against Tottenham in 2013.
I'm leaving today though, sad.

Maiga goal vs Tottenham (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8bkhX1M9JQ#)

Proud of you!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on August 29, 2017, 02:31:35 PM
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 29, 2017, 03:55:34 PM
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.

Go for it! Just because you're not that attracted to her now doesn't mean you never will be. Who knows? If she's cool as fuck, that's more than a valid reason to hang out with her even if there is nothing romantic involved.

She may be cooler and more attractive in person
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 29, 2017, 06:36:44 PM
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.
Let slap judge if her elbows are too pointy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on August 30, 2017, 07:40:00 AM
unless you know for certain that shes not attracted to you, then i wouldnt bother hanging out. all you'll do is get her hopes up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on August 30, 2017, 08:30:03 AM
Once again, I'm at the end of my rope. I'm considering to hit the capital city to see this girl I'm not really into. But she's nice and talks about interesting things. She's just not attractive enough for me, though, but I need to quit being a baby and go live and drop the "pointy elbows" attitude and actually go meet someone cool and see what's what.
Solution: Turn off the lights when you have sex.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 07, 2017, 09:09:42 AM
Matched with this chick, seemed pretty cute and we had good conversation. Made a plan to get some drinks tomorrow. Exchanged Instagrams, and she seems a little.. bigger than her tinder profile made it out to be. I wasn't trying to be shallow, so I continued talking with intentions of going on our little date.. but now she is just saying wack shit like "fam" and "this bitch" talking about her classmates.

I think I'm just gonna bail
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: sectachrome on September 07, 2017, 10:58:13 AM
So, I've been out of the game for quite a while and have just started checking out these apps.
Things that bug me:
1. Girls who just have a blank profile. I mean, I guess they're just looking for a hook up then. But really, you can't be bothered to write 1 fucking paragraph? If you listen to country music and like guys with lifted trucks I need to know that information up front so I can swipe you the fuck away.
2. Girls who are with a group of friends in all their photos. It's hard to figure out which fucking person they are in the group and then when you do you're usually let down because some of the friends were hotter.
3. Saying you love tacos. No shit, everyone loves tacos.

Also, every girl on Bumble is hot. Like every single one.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 07, 2017, 01:45:05 PM
I just him em with the Glenn Gould approach

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbGzAfXrnmw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbGzAfXrnmw#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 08, 2017, 12:58:55 AM
was bored when i was studying, so i jumped on tinder for a bit again.
matched up with this really cute/beautiful girl. we been writing since
she gave me her number & facebook, and where planing to meet up
next week. writing with her is cool we got several things in common,
she just moved to my city, blahblah. still curious what she looks like
in reality though. if something report-worthy occurs, i'll report back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on September 08, 2017, 11:12:36 AM
So, I've been out of the game for quite a while and have just started checking out these apps.
Things that bug me:
1. Girls who just have a blank profile. I mean, I guess they're just looking for a hook up then. But really, you can't be bothered to write 1 fucking paragraph? If you listen to country music and like guys with lifted trucks I need to know that information up front so I can swipe you the fuck away.
2. Girls who are with a group of friends in all their photos. It's hard to figure out which fucking person they are in the group and then when you do you're usually let down because some of the friends were hotter.
3. Saying you love tacos. No shit, everyone loves tacos.

Also, every girl on Bumble is hot. Like every single one.
Your problem is you're reading profiles instead of endlessly swiping right
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 09, 2017, 01:34:11 PM
Matched with this chick, seemed pretty cute and we had good conversation. Made a plan to get some drinks tomorrow. Exchanged Instagrams, and she seems a little.. bigger than her tinder profile made it out to be. I wasn't trying to be shallow, so I continued talking with intentions of going on our little date.. but now she is just saying wack shit like "fam" and "this bitch" talking about her classmates.

I think I'm just gonna bail

good move fam, this bitch aint worth it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 12, 2017, 04:18:00 PM
Okay okay I know I know....I said I'd be off tinder and all that shit blah blah but something possessed me yesterday to get it again so I did. Matched with maybe 7 girls and gonna meet one today and another one Saturday. Now I realized I made a mistake and shouldn't have gotten caught up in meeting new girls because its exhausting. Oh well let's see how it goes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Guy Ferrari on September 13, 2017, 04:11:49 PM
Matched with this chick on there and we hung out a couple times, got food, drinks whatever. So on the first date when were getting to know eachother she told me that her brother was murdered last year. i said the kinds of things you say in that situation like im sorry, thats awful, ect. Flash foward to like a week ago and were chilling at my house looking through netflix for something to watch and she says she cant watch crime shows. this totally goes over my head. i look her dead in the face and say "so youve never seen making a murderer?" i instantly realized what happened and she flipped out on me and left. sucks because she was super cool too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on September 14, 2017, 05:30:29 AM
it was a good show though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: QueeferMadness on September 14, 2017, 09:07:42 AM
If I wasn't el married I'd be tearing shit up using these apps, like triple digit body count type shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Guy Ferrari on September 20, 2017, 06:40:09 PM
Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges.  anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Huell Howser on September 21, 2017, 11:12:51 AM
way to get it ferrari. having to hold a convo with some pretentious artsy entry level alt girls can be tough but sometimes it pays off in the end
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on September 21, 2017, 12:21:39 PM
Great story, and a reminder that playing it cool is always a solid strategy.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on September 21, 2017, 01:03:09 PM
i would have ended up jerking off if i had to be as cool as you are ferrari, good job
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 21, 2017, 02:42:44 PM
Alllllright guys here we go. Oddly enough things didn't work out between me and that girl who hated that netflix show.... So last night i match with this girl and we agree to meet for drinks. i debated on taking the train there and getting hammered or driving and only having a couple beers. I chose to drive (this detail becomes important later on). i pick her up and we head to the bar, things are going pretty smooth so far. She told me she had just got back from living in paris for the last year and proceeded to order a rainer by pronouncing it rawn-yeigh. i ignored that fact because i was trying to seal da deal ya dig. we keep talking and it turns out she's pretty pretentious, saying like the food in America is so much worse than in paris and how nobody has any culture. Again, i play along because i guess i have no morals. we drink a few rawn-yeighs and go down the street to grab some food. we go to what she describes as a ramen spot (it totally isn't) and order a 15 single skewer of locally raised cruelty free hugged twice a day watched sesame street wholesome virgin gluten free lamb. but again what can i say she was definitely more attractive than me so I'm not arguing. Honestly though i didn't really think she was interested in me. But so heres where shit gets good. we bounce from there and i ask her what she's trying to do. she says she's gonna crash at a friends house for two reasons: One, theres a dude who she was subletting to all year who still lives in her room. Two, she's having a gals night with her friend and going shopping early in the morning. both just seemed like lame excuses but who cares, if she's not feeling it ill drop her off. We get to her friends house and park outside. we exchange pleasantries " i had fun blah blah" and then she leans in to kiss me. stoked. we start making out for a few minutes and she's getting a little hot and bothered and before i can even suggest we just drive to my place she pulls my lil guy ferrari out and starts going down on me. we were just parked in front of her friends house, which is on a somewhat busy road but it was lateish by this point so only a few cars drove by. It was some high school shit. i haddent done that since i became old enough to catch indecent exposure charges.  anyways we handled our business and she headed on up to her friends house. It was so rad, one of the best tinder experiences I've had.

Well done, dont get much better then that my man !

(http://media.tenor.com/images/3ae951303d3292389df120f446a5e5bb/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Guy Ferrari on September 21, 2017, 04:30:16 PM
Thanks guys. i don't do it for the love on here i do it for science, and also to become less of a loser off my skateboard, and to try to see some naked ladies! were going out again in the next few days and Ill report back with hopefully a good story, who knows.   
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on September 22, 2017, 12:46:25 PM
Great story, and a reminder that playing it cool is always a solid strategy.
It's the only strategy
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 22, 2017, 06:29:35 PM
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on September 22, 2017, 08:07:21 PM
Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.



Dear diary,
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on September 23, 2017, 06:35:13 PM
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Tinder girl bailed on me again (2nd time). Over it.

Other tinder girl went back to school out of state.

Meeting another tinder girl sunday for coffee.


[close]

Dear diary,

It's a journal!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on September 24, 2017, 10:40:00 AM
Guy Ferrari: good stuff! the thing about the food is true though haha


One thing I can't stress enough is how girls always look prettier/less fat on the app than in real life.
Yesterday I met this girl from Glasgow out here in Spain and she was waay chubbier than in pictures but then she told me she was at the pub watching the Old Firm derby (Rangers vs Celtic) so I kinda fell in love and said fuck it let's go.
Went out for dinner and ate fajitas, then on the piss and I drank 5 mojitos. She was so funny and I love that scottish accent. She was grabbing my johnson at the bar it was hilarious. Then she called a cab to her place and gave me the best blowjob ever. She was on her period so that was it, cuddles and I slept there with her then went home in the morning. This is the life.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on September 24, 2017, 11:48:09 AM
Removed the stupid account. Mostly because I get enough tight pussy to get by. In related news, I'm thinking more and more about just going for it live, like talking to girls in real life.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on September 24, 2017, 12:06:51 PM
Removed the stupid account. Mostly because I get enough tight pussy to get by. In related news, I'm thinking more and more about just going for it live, like talking to girls in real life.
i'm w/ ya but mostly cause i don't have a phone
Bill O'Reilly - "We'll do it live!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gh1lTcwdGY#)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 24, 2017, 11:14:54 PM
Date was chill. Probably never gonna meet up with her again though.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on September 26, 2017, 08:27:24 PM
As the ancient Lusitans say, "may cocks fuck me". A friend just super liked me and she seems to be thrilled at finding me on the app. Trust the process! Hopefully there will be updates. Fun ones.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: foureyedjim on September 28, 2017, 11:57:54 AM
Trust the process

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on September 28, 2017, 02:08:13 PM
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Trust the process
[close]

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.

Very rude but true
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on September 28, 2017, 05:41:35 PM
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Trust the process
[close]

Someone is gonna get injured for rest of the season on the first date.
[close]

Very rude but true

She flaked out after talking to me for a and then complaining a storm about how lonely she is. Then she snapped back into her usual overachieving self and isn't really giving me the time of the day. Guess this was probably a wake-up call for her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 29, 2017, 12:39:14 PM
Alright alright alright. What is the algorithmic formula for Tinder? I've read that new users are pushed to the top of every girl's list for maximum matching ratio, while if you've been on for a while, you're thrown into the bottom of the pit, with a small ratio of matches. Is this true because there has been a major slowdown rate of matches. Or am I just ugly?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 29, 2017, 02:58:47 PM
Alright alright alright. What is the algorithmic formula for Tinder? I've read that new users are pushed to the top of every girl's list for maximum matching ratio, while if you've been on for a while, you're thrown into the bottom of the pit, with a small ratio of matches. Is this true because there has been a major slowdown rate of matches. Or am I just ugly?

Exact opposite for me. It gradually picked up over time, hardly got any matches in the beginning.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on September 30, 2017, 09:04:52 AM
When I couldn't decide if I wanted anything to do with Tinder or not, I found that it definitely takes time to get matches, but that might not have anything to do with the algorithm. For example, the longer your account exists, the more time new girls will have to see you.

But then again you (we) are probably just ugly.

A guy I know that slays with the ladies (broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years, fucks 7 new girls within a month) tried Tinder and couldn't get shit for matches over a 2 month period. We tested the theory further with an average looking girl we know, slightly leaning toward the attractive side and she literally got over 100 matches in a row. Tinder is basically just the real world example of what everyone really already knows deep down, which is that women basically have all the deciding power in who they want to date, don't have to have game, a career, personality or really even be attractive, etc. Can't blame them though for guys being so desperate.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on September 30, 2017, 01:26:36 PM
When I couldn't decide if I wanted anything to do with Tinder or not, I found that it definitely takes time to get matches, but that might not have anything to do with the algorithm. For example, the longer your account exists, the more time new girls will have to see you.

But then again you (we) are probably just ugly.

A guy I know that slays with the ladies (broke up with his girlfriend of 4 years, fucks 7 new girls within a month) tried Tinder and couldn't get shit for matches over a 2 month period. We tested the theory further with an average looking girl we know, slightly leaning toward the attractive side and she literally got over 100 matches in a row. Tinder is basically just the real world example of what everyone really already knows deep down, which is that women basically have all the deciding power in who they want to date, don't have to have game, a career, personality or really even be attractive, etc. Can't blame them though for guys being so desperate.

Interesting research. But I agree with the conclusion, women have all the power. To add to this, I took a look at my female friend's tinder account. She's actually really beautiful, so I'm not sure if this will add much to the data. She had over 50 matches within a few days or so, only swiping on it when she's "bored". I was swiping dudes for her and every single right swipe was an instant match. No surprise. She then said "delete all these guys" so I did. I then asked if I could troll her matches with random GIFs for fun but she told me everyone but two specific guys.

So out of the 50+ matches she made, she was only interested in 2 guys...If a girl doesn't respond to you, just remember, she's being buried in matches and it's exhausting. Makes me hate tinder.

That's all I can contribute guys!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: 20matar on October 05, 2017, 07:25:34 AM
I focused. GG everyone.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: tobey on October 09, 2017, 05:51:22 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/7591p3/good/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

I actually got matched up with this same girl, shes from my area. I fanned out that she was a meme (this post is old but always comes back up once in awhile) but she was just as boring as this post. I think I got matched up with her on okcupid though
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on October 16, 2017, 02:13:45 AM
I was out in BCN getting drunk with hostel guys this weekend and we took over a female friend Tinder for like 5 minutes. I couldn't believe it. She's kinda attractive but still like every swipe was a match and guys immediately started texting her, I thought the phone was going to explode it was hilarious. Put everything into perspective.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 17, 2017, 03:32:57 AM
Not getting matches but every so often while pooping I throw a few swipes. I'm in a small college town so not expecting anything. But I used to message this girl once a day to twice a week. Yesterday she messaged me 3 months later, started laughing to myself and made a joke about it. Waiting for her to reply next year
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on October 17, 2017, 11:17:30 AM
Not getting matches but every so often while pooping I throw a few swipes. I'm in a small college town so not expecting anything. But I used to message this girl once a day to twice a week. Yesterday she messaged me 3 months later, started laughing to myself and made a joke about it. Waiting for her to reply next year

my tinder game has been try recently too.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on January 13, 2018, 10:52:50 PM
Had two successful dates with a smoking 21 year old mexican woman. She’s way out of my league and it looks like it could be regular if I don’t fuck it up
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on January 14, 2018, 06:58:27 AM
The fact that you've had multiple dates with a girl you met on tinder and haven't slayed her yet is kind of fucking it up honestly
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: shark tits on January 14, 2018, 07:01:39 AM
The fact that you've had multiple dates with a girl you met on tinder and haven't slayed her yet is kind of fucking it up honestly
i think 'successful' means she took him to suffragette city.
if i'm wrong then i agree w/ you.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mark Renton on January 14, 2018, 11:51:09 AM
Colombian girl ghosted me pretty bad I'm done with this shit for a while. Life is already enough of a joke without all this.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on January 15, 2018, 08:30:36 AM
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The fact that you've had multiple dates with a girl you met on tinder and haven't slayed her yet is kind of fucking it up honestly
[close]
i think 'successful' means she took him to suffragette city.
if i'm wrong then i agree w/ you.

We’ve been touring historical suffragette exhibits for about three days
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: the snake on January 15, 2018, 08:38:14 AM
Lucky bastard ! congrats !
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on January 31, 2018, 01:22:07 PM
I was messaging a match on Tinder for a couple days. We traded pics and she wanted me to shave. Before we were going to meet up, she bailed on me. She told me that she couldn’t do it because she doesn’t feel right about cheating on her boyfriend. I’m pissed that she didn’t think about that before using Tinder and that I have razor burn on/around my dick & balls [for nothing].

Yesterday met a slightly older woman at Whole Foods, when I was picking up some coconut oil, and am taking her out to dinner on Saturday...hope I’m not still sick by then. Shit worked out in the end, I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 31, 2018, 05:00:10 PM
was the coconut oil for your razor burn?
#improtantdetails
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pigeon on February 01, 2018, 09:21:48 AM
was the coconut oil for your razor burn?
#improtantdetails
mainly for that but I made a stir-fry with tofu/eggplant/squash/garlic later
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on July 18, 2018, 08:02:06 AM
none of you have used tinder since february?

well i fell into the drunkenly download tinder hole again. and one night while tindering, i noticed that it had all my old matches from the last time (or even like 3-4 times back) still there. so i messaged the hottest one which i had matched with a year back and wrote something like "oh we've match for a year, about time i ask you out" at 3am and she replied the next morning saying sure thing.

now i'm thinking she is insane based on that, but i guess i can only go through with it and figure it out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: n0torious on July 18, 2018, 11:58:08 AM
Or she was bored and you caught her at the right moment. Who cares? Shoot your shot.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on July 26, 2018, 03:06:54 AM
Oh god I didn’t know about this thread. I have many stories.  Last week I matched with a 40-year-old mom who looked like Dustin Dollin. luckily ended up with a 30-year-old Spanish chick who had the biggest tits I’ve ever held in my life and probably like a top 5 girl for me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on July 26, 2018, 10:44:31 AM
I dont know about Tindr but i’ve been killing it with bears across the country using Growlr. I’m gunna need to be pressure washed and pumped full of antibiotics when I get home.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: calvinsdream on July 26, 2018, 01:18:28 PM
Oh god I didn’t know about this thread. I have many stories.  Last week I matched with a 40-year-old mom who looked like Dustin Dollin. luckily ended up with a 30-year-old Spanish chick who had the biggest tits I’ve ever held in my life and probably like a top 5 girl for me.

But can she make tapas?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on July 26, 2018, 05:11:20 PM
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Oh god I didn’t know about this thread. I have many stories.  Last week I matched with a 40-year-old mom who looked like Dustin Dollin. luckily ended up with a 30-year-old Spanish chick who had the biggest tits I’ve ever held in my life and probably like a top 5 girl for me.
[close]

But can she make tapas?

I wanna find out but shouldn’t. Girl seems clingy. Has texted me multiple times a day every day since I smashed Saturday
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on July 26, 2018, 05:51:35 PM
So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: paraquat on July 26, 2018, 08:21:25 PM
So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
man, that’s a loaded question. There are many types of domination. I personally prefer controlling when they can cum and verbal/mental stuff. Never been into hitting/choking. I will pull some hair and stick my fingers in their mouth. This one girl liked me to spit in her mouth and piss on her, tell her she was a whore/trash.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on July 26, 2018, 10:06:23 PM
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So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
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man, that’s a loaded question. There are many types of domination. I personally prefer controlling when they can cum and verbal/mental stuff. Never been into hitting/choking. I will pull some hair and stick my fingers in their mouth. This one girl liked me to spit in her mouth and piss on her, tell her she was a whore/trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: planman on July 27, 2018, 12:44:31 AM
Nothing too interesting lately; I ended up matching with a girl I went to high school with, we knew each other by name and face but never talked once. We've gone on a few dates and are hitting it off but she goes to school in NY and I'm in Chicago, so I can't see anything happening past the end of next month in terms of a longer-term relationship. Right person, wrong time I guess.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on August 14, 2018, 06:29:04 PM
So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens

Update: smashed this afternoon. Slapped her around and bit some nipples idk it was cool I guess. I’m slightly concerned by how uneventful this felt to me. I’ve def never slapped a bish across the face while fuckin before and it was very whatever to me. Was perfectly comfortable doin it but also didn’t really do much for me. She liked it, whatever floats her boat I guess. She was hot enough but her voice was kinda deep and more monotone than Guru.

Sorry for the TMI lol, what else could happen in a tinder thread tho.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GOKU on August 14, 2018, 08:21:46 PM
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So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
[close]

Update: smashed this afternoon. Slapped her around and bit some nipples idk it was cool I guess. I’m slightly concerned by how uneventful this felt to me. I’ve def never slapped a bish across the face while fuckin before and it was very whatever to me. Was perfectly comfortable doin it but also didn’t really do much for me. She liked it, whatever floats her boat I guess. She was hot enough but her voice was kinda deep and more monotone than Guru.

Sorry for the TMI lol, what else could happen in a tinder thread tho.

Asian Daria
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on August 15, 2018, 05:14:55 AM
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So I’m also talking to an Asian pastry chef… She’s pretty much in the bag but… I  asked what she’s into and she said lately exploring “getting dominated“

I played it cool like hell yeah but actually I have no idea what I’m in for. What does she want me to do to her lol. fuck. should be interesting if it happens
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Update: smashed this afternoon. Slapped her around and bit some nipples idk it was cool I guess. I’m slightly concerned by how uneventful this felt to me. I’ve def never slapped a bish across the face while fuckin before and it was very whatever to me. Was perfectly comfortable doin it but also didn’t really do much for me. She liked it, whatever floats her boat I guess. She was hot enough but her voice was kinda deep and more monotone than Guru.

Sorry for the TMI lol, what else could happen in a tinder thread tho.
[close]

Asian Daria

Omg she was
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jagr on December 17, 2018, 04:13:15 PM
is tinder wack now?

last time i was on was probably early 2016. met up with around a dozen people, maybe three of them ended up being fun to hang out with, dated one of them for three months.

been trying it out again the last few months. in the same city, but no luck. no one i even want to meet up with. is it me, is it this town (seattle), or is tinder dead?

i guess just miss this thread.

but mostly i miss toby...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on December 17, 2018, 08:31:41 PM
is tinder wack now?

last time i was on was probably early 2016. met up with around a dozen people, maybe three of them ended up being fun to hang out with, dated one of them for three months.

been trying it out again the last few months. in the same city, but no luck. no one i even want to meet up with. is it me, is it this town (seattle), or is tinder dead?

i guess just miss this thread.

but mostly i miss toby...

Yo I feel you, I'm in Seattle for the time being and shit seems dead. I had one good date (slayed) over a month ago and ever since then there's been nothing, no matches whatsoever, which regardless of actual meet-up has not been a problem in other towns. And yes, quality is seemingly at an all time low.

Still shitty, but I'm somewhat reassured to hear that this is not an isolated incident
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on December 18, 2018, 09:41:21 AM
How tinder works is this:

When you first start your account, your profile will be pushed to the top so girls/guys would see you first.

This lasts for a week or so.

After a while, your profile will be pushed down so girls/guys will not be seeing your profile as much as the new accounts.

A girl on tinder isn't going to waste her whole day swiping or looking for guys, which leads to your lack of matches.

To counter this, you'll probably have to keep recreating your account so that you'll always be on top.

I feel tinder has slowed down overall anyway, since there is more competition and people just DMing each other now.

Anyway I have nothing else to contribute. Are there any more cool stories?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on December 18, 2018, 10:17:59 AM
instagram is the new tinder...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jagr on December 19, 2018, 12:22:28 PM
How tinder works is this:

When you first start your account, your profile will be pushed to the top so girls/guys would see you first.

This lasts for a week or so.

After a while, your profile will be pushed down so girls/guys will not be seeing your profile as much as the new accounts.

A girl on tinder isn't going to waste her whole day swiping or looking for guys, which leads to your lack of matches.

To counter this, you'll probably have to keep recreating your account so that you'll always be on top.

I feel tinder has slowed down overall anyway, since there is more competition and people just DMing each other now.

Anyway I have nothing else to contribute. Are there any more cool stories?

i definitely noticed that - created a new account and had about a week with a ton of matches. since then, it's slowed way down.

but, mostly, it just seems like there is no one worth matching with anymore. a few years back, i'd match with a ton of people that seemed cool - and now there's no one i even want to message.

will probably delete the app soon. a few years back i felt it was easier to meet new people on tinder, and now i've been having okay luck going up to people in person (which wasn't the case a few years back).
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jagr on December 19, 2018, 12:23:32 PM
instagram is the new tinder...

how do people use instagram like this?

like you just dm random people? i've done this with people i've met before, or friends of friends, but never straight dm...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on December 19, 2018, 01:08:53 PM
How tinder works is this:

When you first start your account, your profile will be pushed to the top so girls/guys would see you first.

This lasts for a week or so.

After a while, your profile will be pushed down so girls/guys will not be seeing your profile as much as the new accounts.

A girl on tinder isn't going to waste her whole day swiping or looking for guys, which leads to your lack of matches.

To counter this, you'll probably have to keep recreating your account so that you'll always be on top.

I feel tinder has slowed down overall anyway, since there is more competition and people just DMing each other now.

Anyway I have nothing else to contribute. Are there any more cool stories?
i didn't know about this before, so I've been on my 2014 tinder and it's been dead as fuck.
my friend gave me the tip to actually delete my account, so I did and that was a huge difference.

then my strategy was to only get a few matches and talk to them before i would swipe more.

worked out a bit too quick to test it properly, but the girl i'm seeing is really cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: baroque_0bama on December 19, 2018, 01:24:16 PM
I'm in bumfuck Massachusetts for a month and most tinder profiles are just fat patriots fans and the occasional girl I went to highschool with. Fun.

Last girl I hooked up with on Tinder in SF was a sweetheart. We ended up dating for a long time before she broke it off saying that being 5 years my senior was too much of an age gap for her.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on December 21, 2018, 12:11:03 PM
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instagram is the new tinder...
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how do people use instagram like this?

like you just dm random people? i've done this with people i've met before, or friends of friends, but never straight dm...

I have been testing this new approach, if they have a insta handle I message them direct. Easier to get a foot in the door, people tend to respond plus you can say something about their photos. However, it does not seem to be effective at leading to real world meet up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: FrenchFriedClownFingers on December 22, 2018, 02:38:51 PM
i was on this shit for like 6 months and all i got was a tranny as a match.

ever feel like you're a walking punchline to a joke nobody gets?   :D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: hangontoyourego on December 22, 2018, 03:25:52 PM
i was on this shit for like 6 months and all i got was a tranny as a match.
was she hot ? i always have to read the descriptions .
i like how many people despise vegans

ever feel like you're a walking punchline to a joke nobody gets?   :D
that’s why i left my home state .
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on December 26, 2018, 09:27:36 AM
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instagram is the new tinder...
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how do people use instagram like this?

like you just dm random people? i've done this with people i've met before, or friends of friends, but never straight dm...
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I have been testing this new approach, if they have a insta handle I message them direct. Easier to get a foot in the door, people tend to respond plus you can say something about their photos. However, it does not seem to be effective at leading to real world meet up.

over instagram you must be subtler. i rarely DM because girls get thousands of DM's a day... just like or comment some of her old stuff (it's important to go back to her old stuff, specially if she has thousands of followers), if she likes back your shit or answer your comment, all you have to do is work from there.

off course, it helps if your instagram has something in common with hers.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bagelskate on January 04, 2019, 06:54:45 AM
I have more than a few tinders stories. Here’s one...

Met this chick at the mall after talking a bit since she looked cute and seemed
Cool. turns out we were hanging out on her 30 from boscovs. First no one on tinder looks the same in person. She was still cute though, I trudge on.

First ten minutes were spent in the boscovs employee area while she “got ready”

Next ten we walked to the food court where I’m introduced to her best friend, her bf and my dates new born that I had no clue about. Fuck. Me. I DONT want someone else’s kid at 21.

The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.

Time to go. I basically sprint walk to the exit saying I have to go to work, I didn’t.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 04, 2019, 10:16:15 AM
Recently I matched with a girl and we had a solid conversation from the start so we agree to meet for drinks. I get to the bar a few minutes early and text her to say I'm out front. She confirms she's in her Uber and should be there in less than 5 minutes, which to me means she's at least 10 minutes out. Sure enough, after just a couple minutes I see the Uber pull up. She gets out and right away I can tell the photos she's used are heavily doctored. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but definitely not the girl I was expecting to meet. She makes eye contact with me, smiles and walks my direction. I take a deep breath and tell myself to just get through the night...

We hug, and start heading inside. As the bouncer is checking our IDs I ask if she's ever been to this bar before and she tells me she has, but it was a long time ago. Then she kind of gives this sort of side-eye look...

"You're Stephen, right?"

No...

"...Evan?"

Haha nope...

Turns out it was completely the wrong girl and I was the wrong guy for her. My date showed up, as I thought, about 10 minutes after that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: slippy on January 04, 2019, 12:34:40 PM
Recently I matched with a girl and we had a solid conversation from the start so we agree to meet for drinks. I get to the bar a few minutes early and text her to say I'm out front. She confirms she's in her Uber and should be there in less than 5 minutes, which to me means she's at least 10 minutes out. Sure enough, after just a couple minutes I see the Uber pull up. She gets out and right away I can tell the photos she's used are heavily doctored. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but definitely not the girl I was expecting to meet. She makes eye contact with me, smiles and walks my direction. I take a deep breath and tell myself to just get through the night...

We hug, and start heading inside. As the bouncer is checking our IDs I ask if she's ever been to this bar before and she tells me she has, but it was a long time ago. Then she kind of gives this sort of side-eye look...

"You're Stephen, right?"

No...

"...Evan?"

Haha nope...

Turns out it was completely the wrong girl and I was the wrong guy for her. My date showed up, as I thought, about 10 minutes after that.

Haha that's awesome.  Were you more stoked on the looks of the actual girl??  The people need to know.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: JB on January 04, 2019, 01:37:16 PM
The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.

What the fuck
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bagelskate on January 04, 2019, 01:39:29 PM
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The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.
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What the fuck

Yeah, I mean I had on long sleeves since it was winter. If that justifies it ha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: VHS ERA on January 05, 2019, 11:49:46 AM
Hell yeah new match
(https://i.ibb.co/LZ92P9F/1090-F605-28-BF-44-EC-9-E9-A-AFAE807335-C9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4V45f4q)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bagelskate on January 05, 2019, 01:22:14 PM
^her marketing is on point! Those blue stank lines seal the deal
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Owen on January 06, 2019, 03:27:24 AM
Hell yeah new match
(https://i.ibb.co/LZ92P9F/1090-F605-28-BF-44-EC-9-E9-A-AFAE807335-C9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4V45f4q)

You should doo doo doo doo that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: essal on January 06, 2019, 02:35:09 PM
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The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.
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What the fuck
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Yeah, I mean I had on long sleeves since it was winter. If that justifies it ha
100%. like she wanted a junkie as her babies step-father. or maybe she did.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bagelskate on January 06, 2019, 03:05:03 PM
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The possee leaves us and she proceeds to check me for track marks.
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What the fuck
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Yeah, I mean I had on long sleeves since it was winter. If that justifies it ha
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100%. like she wanted a junkie as her babies step-father. or maybe she did.

She prolly did. I ghosted her or I’d ask ha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Bagelskate on January 06, 2019, 03:23:32 PM
Here’s a good one to showcase my loose morals in my younger days. Also there used to be no limits on right swipes so it was wild.
See a chick but her pics are just her bare legs in a bubble bath, no face. Very nice looking legs I may add. Tinder bio says, fiancé pissed me off, wanna get back at him.

Hit her up thinking it was a couple just having fun with single guys on tinder, not expecting anything more than a funny convo. Wrong.

She explains how her fiancé just admitted to cheating on her for some reason and she wants to get even.

Set a time and place to smoke some weed and fool around. I’m still skeptical but she’s right where we said to meet. Cute face, nice body. I’m down.

Smoked. Had our fun. Parted ways and never spoke again.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 08, 2019, 03:22:21 PM
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Recently I matched with a girl and we had a solid conversation from the start so we agree to meet for drinks. I get to the bar a few minutes early and text her to say I'm out front. She confirms she's in her Uber and should be there in less than 5 minutes, which to me means she's at least 10 minutes out. Sure enough, after just a couple minutes I see the Uber pull up. She gets out and right away I can tell the photos she's used are heavily doctored. I wouldn't say she's ugly, but definitely not the girl I was expecting to meet. She makes eye contact with me, smiles and walks my direction. I take a deep breath and tell myself to just get through the night...

We hug, and start heading inside. As the bouncer is checking our IDs I ask if she's ever been to this bar before and she tells me she has, but it was a long time ago. Then she kind of gives this sort of side-eye look...

"You're Stephen, right?"

No...

"...Evan?"

Haha nope...

Turns out it was completely the wrong girl and I was the wrong guy for her. My date showed up, as I thought, about 10 minutes after that.
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Haha that's awesome.  Were you more stoked on the looks of the actual girl??  The people need to know.

Very. Total babe and we've been hanging out casually since.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on January 26, 2019, 05:55:48 PM
Here’s a good one to showcase my loose morals in my younger days. Also there used to be no limits on right swipes so it was wild.
See a chick but her pics are just her bare legs in a bubble bath, no face. Very nice looking legs I may add. Tinder bio says, fiancé pissed me off, wanna get back at him.

Hit her up thinking it was a couple just having fun with single guys on tinder, not expecting anything more than a funny convo. Wrong.

She explains how her fiancé just admitted to cheating on her for some reason and she wants to get even.

Set a time and place to smoke some weed and fool around. I’m still skeptical but she’s right where we said to meet. Cute face, nice body. I’m down.

Smoked. Had our fun. Parted ways and never spoke again.

I love a good wholesome happy ending
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jagr on November 11, 2019, 03:10:44 PM
Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?

Also, I miss Tobey.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on November 11, 2019, 08:18:04 PM
Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?

Also, I miss Tobey.

get bumble bro
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 11, 2019, 08:31:10 PM
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Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?

Also, I miss Tobey.
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get bumble bro

From personal experience, Tinder will have more people and variety. Bumble is helpful in the way that it makes the woman message you first. But it does attract the artsy-er girls and can have a smaller crowd.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: iKobrakai on November 12, 2019, 08:28:08 AM
Tons of Bawtawd shit in here.... I'm almost proud.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: cuckflip on November 12, 2019, 08:34:59 AM
Also, I miss Tobey.

I forgot all about Toby and all his humble bragging about the size of his hog on here.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Audrey II on November 14, 2019, 01:16:00 PM
Tons of Bawtawd shit in here.... I'm almost proud.

i miss seeing him talking shit to bobby. where you at bawtawd? that lotto money has gotta be running low by now.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: garthblader on November 14, 2019, 05:32:39 PM
Tinder is still lit up, but at least where I am at the girls on Hinge are pretty rad.  I have met way cooler chicks on there... Its more for relationships apparently
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on November 14, 2019, 11:05:48 PM
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Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?

Also, I miss Tobey.
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get bumble bro
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From personal experience, Tinder will have more people and variety. Bumble is helpful in the way that it makes the woman message you first. But it does attract the artsy-er girls and can have a smaller crowd.

interesting, ive never used any dating apps but my girlfriends sister uses bumble and a few of my friends, it seemed to be blowing up for a while
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HyenaChaser on November 15, 2019, 05:54:14 AM
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Been thinking about getting back in the game lately. Is Tinder still a thing?

Also, I miss Tobey.
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get bumble bro
[close]

From personal experience, Tinder will have more people and variety. Bumble is helpful in the way that it makes the woman message you first. But it does attract the artsy-er girls and can have a smaller crowd.
[close]

interesting, ive never used any dating apps but my girlfriends sister uses bumble and a few of my friends, it seemed to be blowing up for a while

Usage varies city to city, it’s been pretty bland in my experience in a couple different places but I have heard some people crushing it on there. Both relationships and hookups so roll those dice, the only cost is time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Diocletian on November 15, 2019, 07:59:14 AM
I never even bothered reading the prices when I ran out of swipes each time, but recently noticed it’s only $5 a month. I said fuck it and paid for a month of Tinder Plus. Having unlimited swipes definitely increased my matches by at least double. Lots of prospects right now.

Bumble treated me well last year but 2019 it’s been hardly any matches, and even if I got one, they wouldn’t send the first message. Or, they’d say “heyyy”, and then never respond. Seems like a lot of serious corporate/career driven women on there now, and 97% of profiles are smoking hot. I’m decent looking, but there’s no way I could fake that corpo dude shtick.

Tinder still beats Bumble, for me. OKC and POF are a joke. Don’t ever get those.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Quique on November 15, 2019, 01:38:44 PM
I never even bothered reading the prices when I ran out of swipes each time, but recently noticed it’s only $5 a month. I said fuck it and paid for a month of Tinder Plus. Having unlimited swipes definitely increased my matches by at least double. Lots of prospects right now.

Bumble treated me well last year but 2019 it’s been hardly any matches, and even if I got one, they wouldn’t send the first message. Or, they’d say “heyyy”, and then never respond. Seems like a lot of serious corporate/career driven women on there now, and 97% of profiles are smoking hot. I’m decent looking, but there’s no way I could fake that corpo dude shtick.

Tinder still beats Bumble, for me. OKC and POF are a joke. Don’t ever get those.

Tinder plus is the one. My best friend payed for a full year a couple years ago, it was cheap enough to give it a try. He's a salesman and travels all over the country one or two times a month, with tinderplus you can locate wherever you want so he already had dates before arriving. Motherfucker was aiming to 100 girls before meeting his actual girlfriend(brazilian who met in tinder btw).

To be honest he's a good looking dude, like a jon snow or antonio durao with short hair, and also was sweeping right all day. But it's really worth giving a try. Tell us how it works out for you!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on November 15, 2019, 03:01:45 PM
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I never even bothered reading the prices when I ran out of swipes each time, but recently noticed it’s only $5 a month. I said fuck it and paid for a month of Tinder Plus. Having unlimited swipes definitely increased my matches by at least double. Lots of prospects right now.

Bumble treated me well last year but 2019 it’s been hardly any matches, and even if I got one, they wouldn’t send the first message. Or, they’d say “heyyy”, and then never respond. Seems like a lot of serious corporate/career driven women on there now, and 97% of profiles are smoking hot. I’m decent looking, but there’s no way I could fake that corpo dude shtick.

Tinder still beats Bumble, for me. OKC and POF are a joke. Don’t ever get those.
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Tinder plus is the one. My best friend payed for a full year a couple years ago, it was cheap enough to give it a try. He's a salesman and travels all over the country one or two times a month, with tinderplus you can locate wherever you want so he already had dates before arriving. Motherfucker was aiming to 100 girls before meeting his actual girlfriend(brazilian who met in tinder btw).

To be honest he's a good looking dude, like a jon snow or antonio durao with short hair, and also was sweeping right all day. But it's really worth giving a try. Tell us how it works out for you!

He must have STDs
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 17, 2019, 03:30:58 PM
Wow, here I am wondering if I’m just terrible at making my bios interesting but, damn!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on February 12, 2021, 05:31:07 AM
Let's hear how some of your zoom dates are going
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on February 12, 2021, 11:17:40 AM
Last Tinder date I had was almost two years ago. We met up, walked around this really nice lagoon, kissed there, and then had a really nice homemade pasta dinner afterwards.

We've been dating since and living together since COVID hit. She's my best friend and I'm forever grateful that Tinder brought us together. Sorry this one isn't as juicy of a story!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ungzilla on February 12, 2021, 11:53:58 AM
boooor2rrrrring i'm happy for you
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: GauchoAmigo on February 13, 2021, 09:35:48 AM
Ya'll need to get on hinge if you actually want to date someone. Tinder is for the fuckin'
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Grind King Rims on February 13, 2021, 10:31:21 AM
Last Tinder date I had was almost two years ago. We met up, walked around this really nice lagoon, kissed there, and then had a really nice homemade pasta dinner afterwards.

We've been dating since and living together since COVID hit. She's my best friend and I'm forever grateful that Tinder brought us together. Sorry this one isn't as juicy of a story!

Happy for you pal.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on February 13, 2021, 11:36:24 AM
Bumble but same thing

Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.


Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LUGR on February 13, 2021, 05:34:21 PM
Bumble but same thing

Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.


Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
That is a beautiful.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 13, 2021, 06:30:07 PM
got swerved by my now partner of 2 years when we initially met off tinder
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Post by: Fhk on February 13, 2021, 07:35:53 PM
Bumble but same thing

Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.


Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
This is awesome.  :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Made In China on February 16, 2021, 11:38:02 AM
Bumble but same thing

Met my gf on there. I told my friends that i thought her account was fake because she was so hot and there was no way she would ever swipe right on me. She did, we had a horrible first date where she hated my guts. She agreed to go out with me again, we saw the national and we really hit it off on the second date. Went to her sisters wedding with her on the third date and met her entire family (also got high af because her dad made edibles and put them in a bowl at the bar). Fourth date we went and saw arcade fire and had the best concert experience of my life. We've been together ever since, this October we'll have been together for four years.


Also i was wandering in the wilderness for four years on tinder before i met her, so don't lose hope. You may see the promised land yet
Damn this is beautiful, and you're a fucking mad man for agreeing to go to her sister's wedding on the third date. Much respect for that and I'm stoked that they two of you are happy <3
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: norcalnobody on August 03, 2021, 01:37:04 AM
I lost my virginity to some random girl I met on tinder back in 2018. I showed up at her place around 10pm and she looked nothing like she did in her profile because she had used all those snap chat face filters. I thought about turning around and making a run for it but i thought fuck it and just decided to go hang out in her apartment. I could tell we were both shy at first but we started smoking some bud and talking. Later I ended up losing my V card (had sex but didn't orgasm due to performance anxiety) that night as we layed in bed all night and the next day, smoking weed, fucking, watching television, and eating fast food. When I ubered home I felt like I needed to shower and a change of lifestyle.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Kaiju Foster on August 03, 2021, 10:22:08 PM
I matched with some chick on Tinder once who said she lived in a tent and seemed to have a weird obsession with bugs or something and told me how, mid conversation, she found a beetle that “smells like cinnamon”.

Needless to say, that back and fourth ended quickly.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 04, 2021, 12:41:20 AM
She sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51355792311_c979c66f37.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/2mf8RR2) (https://flic.kr/p/2mf8RR2) (https://www.flickr.com/photos/184579819@N02/)

If this is a real person you shouldn't be posting photos of her online
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 04, 2021, 12:54:00 AM
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She sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty
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If this is a real person you shouldn't be posting photos of her online
also, yeah everything she is doing seems a bit red flaggish, my guess is she has a penis but I’ve been out of the dating game for over 8 years now so what the hell would I know...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 04, 2021, 12:56:09 AM
She sent me this one today. I sent her some money for lunch and I wanted her to prove to me that's she's not a scammer. Felt bad to be suspicious of her but I ain't trying to get catfished. She sent me a pic of her social security card. She's the real deal. She is stationed at a Fort in upstate New York but lives just a few miles from me when she's home in California. It's been sad days and lonely nights for too long. YEWWW can't wait for her next home leave. Look at this beauty


I don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 04, 2021, 01:15:14 AM
Homie, i know you're sprung but be careful. Don't get finessed
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on August 04, 2021, 02:01:37 AM
Ya I didn’t wanna be the first person to say anything but ya, this is super sus. Literally everything your saying is like red flags galore, not to mention she’s a dime piece. How do you verify her social? Have you found her profiles on other social media platforms and communicated thru those?

Not trying to be Debbie Downer at all and really hope I’m wrong but hate to see anybody being Catfished especially someone like yourself. Please keep us updated tho. Godspeed.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: norcalnobody on August 04, 2021, 05:21:57 AM
I had a naive friend who was talking to this girl on tinder. She said he could slide to her place if he brought her brother an 8th of weed. He ubered to this house in the hood and shows up at the door. Some guy in a bandana peeps his head out and asks for the 8th and my friend hands it over. The guy slams the door shut and locks it with my friend still chillin on the porch. He then stood in the middle of the ghetto wearing a nice ass watch, diamond necklace, versace shades, and jordans while waiting for his uber to get the fuck home.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: beatifk on August 04, 2021, 05:43:47 AM
anyone wearing a diamond necklace and versace shades deserves to get got.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 04, 2021, 07:55:15 AM
Damn, I must be ugly.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dante Bichette on August 04, 2021, 08:38:03 AM
Lost my favorite overly expensive FA shirt, necklace, and some dignity all while getting a yeast infection. Because I thought hooking up with a girl unprotected I met 2 hours ago on this hellhole of an app was cool.

Use a condom kids.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on August 04, 2021, 09:12:55 AM
Lost my favorite overly expensive FA shirt, necklace, and some dignity all while getting a yeast infection. Because I thought hooking up with a girl unprotected I met 2 hours ago on this hellhole of an app was cool.

Use a condom kids.

The STI I get, but the shirt and the necklace? Did you dive into her head first?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 04, 2021, 10:46:12 AM
Did you rush out of there once the spell was broken and forget your shirt? Or did she jump you after you came and jack your shit
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Pennybabie on August 04, 2021, 11:46:12 AM
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I don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?
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I didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easily

Why would she send you her social security number? She couldn't face time you to let you know shes real??
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: h00man on August 04, 2021, 12:44:53 PM
You guys are probably right. I broke it off with her this morning. Too good to be true

You'll get em next time bud. You'll find the one.

I like looking at tinder convos on reddit from time to time. A lot of people post troll responses and shit and see how the matched person would react. Sometimes funny, sometimes cringe.

There's a lot of ego inflated guys out there too that just can't take no for an answer. Pathetic how dudes think that they need to get defensive and insult the girl for saying no. Fuck people like that.

Anyway: I remember matching with this girl that was visiting, and she would send me nudes and shit after the first day. Never met her in person though, but she sent me a lot of freaky stuff. Yes, she's real. We followed each other on the IG for a bit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on August 04, 2021, 02:28:37 PM
Lost my favorite overly expensive FA shirt, necklace, and some dignity all while getting a yeast infection. Because I thought hooking up with a girl unprotected I met 2 hours ago on this hellhole of an app was cool.

Use a condom kids.

Yeast infections are skin to skin, no need of the pee hole to transmit.
Same goes for herpes, HPV, and a couple others.

Still, use a condom. Get tested frequently. Provide and request results. Stay safe Pals.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on August 04, 2021, 03:02:36 PM
You raw dogged a random? You must hate your penis...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on August 05, 2021, 06:30:02 AM
You guys are probably right. I broke it off with her this morning. Too good to be true

Bummer man, was hoping you’d see it thru and give us some heartfelt story. Plenty of fish.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Turtle Boy on August 05, 2021, 06:49:11 AM
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I don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?
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I didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easily
I didn't try to act cynical, it's just that sending money to a girl I've never met, and that girl accepting it (knowing she works, etc.) makes it suspicious in my eyes. I think your decision to break with her was savvy .
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 05, 2021, 10:27:25 AM
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I don't want to make you feel suspicious, but I don't get why you had to send her some money for lunch?
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I didn't have to, I wanted to. She sent me pics of her social security card and her military ID. I know you guys are just watching out for me but there is no need to be so cynical. I'm not some rube who gets suckered easily
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I didn't try to act cynical, it's just that sending money to a girl I've never met, and that girl accepting it (knowing she works, etc.) makes it suspicious in my eyes. I think your decision to break with her was savvy .
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It's over and I have no idea if she was a real person or not. There are a lot of details I left out because I don't want to air out her personal business. She offered to send me back the money I gave her. I'm just going to move on and try not to kick myself for ditching her.

In the future I'd just keep that wallet on your pocket until you're meeting them on the first date and you're paying for the meal or drinks or whatever
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 05, 2021, 11:16:39 AM
Thanks for the advice homie

For sure, there's nothing wrong with talking to that person and making plans to meet up and getting hyped over talking to them, but i always caution people to keep their guard up once they give you a PayPal or cash app request
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 05, 2021, 02:24:56 PM
You raw dogged a random? You must hate your penis...

Lmao I raw dogged a prostitute once, it’s not about the penis bro
It’s about hating yourself
Hahahaha
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: topfrog10 on August 05, 2021, 03:26:55 PM
wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app.  everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 05, 2021, 03:33:44 PM
I had one where I wore the same t shirt in every photo and bio said it’s a good shirt


Right after that chick died on that tinder date I changed mine to just looking for someone to throw off a balcony

Just have stuff that vibes with your personal sense of humour and if people get it that’s cool if not well you are saving time
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 05, 2021, 03:47:26 PM
wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app.  everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.

Haven't been on dating apps in a long time, but when i was i found that

A: not taking yourself too seriously and showing you're self aware

B: avoiding the stereotypical dude profile tropes ie: holding a fish/gun/bong, flexing shirtless in the mirror, only having solo selfies, etc...

C: listing some bands, shows or movies you like

And D: having photos with friends of both genders (thus illustrating you're neither a creep or a loser)

These go a long way. My profile listed all the "feminine" shit I'm into (the Bachelor, PSLs, having a tattoo of Coldplay lyrics etc...) which set me apart from the normal boring profiles and one of those things ended up being how my partner and i got together. Hope that helps!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joust Ostrich on August 06, 2021, 04:11:46 PM
wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app.  everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.



You could put that you have a positive rep on slap.  Barely.  You're instantly cool and modest.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Uh Oh on August 07, 2021, 08:16:21 AM
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wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app.  everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.
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You could put that you have a positive rep on slap.  Barely.  You're instantly cool and modest.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mZGV0HkpYK3y8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 07, 2021, 06:03:25 PM
I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheLurper on August 07, 2021, 11:36:16 PM
Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.

I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"

My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"

Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.

It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Sila on August 08, 2021, 01:12:48 AM
I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.

Hey this might be a new one for the side-hustles thread.

Tinder/dating app profile writer/advisor. Someone is probably already doing this on Fiverr.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: charge on August 08, 2021, 10:32:51 AM
Left swipe




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wtf do you put in your tinder bio? like i can't put my age + where i go to college bc it's already on the app.  everything i've tried is dorky as fuck and i'm like a 6.5/10 so i can't go no bio.
[close]
having a tattoo of Coldplay lyrics
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Joe Pesci on August 08, 2021, 01:52:15 PM
Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.

I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"

My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"

Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.

It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoid

I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.

I also always struggled with filling out profile info.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 08, 2021, 06:25:27 PM
Left swipe






It's a good thing you're not my partner then
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheLurper on August 08, 2021, 11:33:00 PM
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Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.

I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"

My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"

Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.

It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
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It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoid

I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.

I also always struggled with filling out profile info.

Yeah, she seemed confused to say the least.


Man, Tinder, Bumble, whatever, are all lame. They're designed to make money, possibly finding a match is only a secondary consideration for the app developers. Tinder def wants you to buy a billion blue stars or boost or whatever.



However, I also think it is about knowing our market and who might be into us. I wrote my profile to appeal to the women who I'm into and who I have the most luck with in normal life.

Super artsy, super academic, super far left ladies might give me a chance so I write I enjoy shit that will appeal to all three groups. However, nurses, receptionists, most k-12 teachers, and conservative women will never swipe on me, so I don't even bother trying to appeal to them.


Also, music is a big connector for me. If they listen to obscure music I might have a chance, but if they listen to pop, rap, or country I'm dead in the water.


Does anyone else have hints that a woman might swipe on them? Or that there is no way a woman is going to give them a shot?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Swithflip on August 13, 2021, 12:59:00 PM
I wonder if Tinder still works in USA cause in Brazil its broke.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Prinzy on August 13, 2021, 03:21:44 PM
Not gonna lie a combo of this thread and boredom convinced me to redownload tinder

After a little bit of swiping, I remember how addictive but also mundane using this app is. We will see how it pans out.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 13, 2021, 03:26:14 PM
I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.

I could give it a spin, if you're down
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 13, 2021, 10:58:13 PM
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Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.

I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"

My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"

Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.

It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
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It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoid

I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.

I also always struggled with filling out profile info.
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Yeah, she seemed confused to say the least.


Man, Tinder, Bumble, whatever, are all lame. They're designed to make money, possibly finding a match is only a secondary consideration for the app developers. Tinder def wants you to buy a billion blue stars or boost or whatever.



However, I also think it is about knowing our market and who might be into us. I wrote my profile to appeal to the women who I'm into and who I have the most luck with in normal life.

Super artsy, super academic, super far left ladies might give me a chance so I write I enjoy shit that will appeal to all three groups. However, nurses, receptionists, most k-12 teachers, and conservative women will never swipe on me, so I don't even bother trying to appeal to them.


Also, music is a big connector for me. If they listen to obscure music I might have a chance, but if they listen to pop, rap, or country I'm dead in the water.


Does anyone else have hints that a woman might swipe on them? Or that there is no way a woman is going to give them a shot?

Ahh only use it wasted, swipe on everything and pay to see likes so can match straight away but yeah it’s a shitshow those dating apps
Everyone on there has mad shit wrong with them and I guess this includes me, too

Get a bunch of likes off single mothers but I ain’t fucking with no socks
Socks means some other cunts kids
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 13, 2021, 11:39:04 PM
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Related to 3D's experience, I recently got accused of not being me. It was super awkward.

I had hung out with this lady twice and even spent the night at her place, but on date three (I had been a bit aloof between dates two and three) she was like, "Who are you really? What is the scam here? Are you catfishing me?"

My response was, "What could I possibly be after?" And "If I was going to make up a persona to scam women why wouldn't I make up something better than who I actually am?"

Prior to date three, she looked up my work profile, my LinkedIn, and other sites that mention me. She wanted to see my gov ID to prove I was me.

It's been a wild couple of weeks (I'm emotionally exhausted) and I'm not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that she thought I wasn't me.
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It sounds more like she doesn't know what catfishing actually is and is being really paranoid

I haven't used tinder in years because I guess I'm too ugly or some shit, can't seem to ever get matches. Then again I've heard it's related to how much you're on the app and the more you try to force it the algorithm ignores you, and only trying to use it in times of desperation maybe I try to swipe too much.

I also always struggled with filling out profile info.
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Yeah, she seemed confused to say the least.


Man, Tinder, Bumble, whatever, are all lame. They're designed to make money, possibly finding a match is only a secondary consideration for the app developers. Tinder def wants you to buy a billion blue stars or boost or whatever.



However, I also think it is about knowing our market and who might be into us. I wrote my profile to appeal to the women who I'm into and who I have the most luck with in normal life.

Super artsy, super academic, super far left ladies might give me a chance so I write I enjoy shit that will appeal to all three groups. However, nurses, receptionists, most k-12 teachers, and conservative women will never swipe on me, so I don't even bother trying to appeal to them.


Also, music is a big connector for me. If they listen to obscure music I might have a chance, but if they listen to pop, rap, or country I'm dead in the water.


Does anyone else have hints that a woman might swipe on them? Or that there is no way a woman is going to give them a shot?
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Ahh only use it wasted, swipe on everything and pay to see likes so can match straight away but yeah it’s a shitshow those dating apps
Everyone on there has mad shit wrong with them and I guess this includes me, too

Get a bunch of likes off single mothers but I ain’t fucking with no socks
Socks means some other cunts kids

You're a fucking mad cunt matty

I never gave that app money, you just gotta keep swiping and pray you get lucky
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pugmaster on August 14, 2021, 05:15:32 PM
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I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
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I could give it a spin, if you're down

I'd also be willing to try even though I have not used tinder. Is there a character limit?  Also, are you looking for Mrs. Right or Ms. Today?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 15, 2021, 03:32:46 PM
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I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
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I could give it a spin, if you're down
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I'd also be willing to try even though I have not used tinder. Is there a character limit?  Also, are you looking for Mrs. Right or Ms. Today?

Let's do this. What do you need to know about me? As for Mrs. Right or Ms. Right now, I don't think that matters. Whatever you think will get the most responses. I guess you guys can just post the profiles right here or dm me, I don't care. I can only pay you in rep, or if you're ever in SD, free beer.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 15, 2021, 03:38:16 PM
SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 15, 2021, 03:59:56 PM
Have you got a photo of you where you like broke your arm or leg or anything?
Ideally in a hospital bed

Use that photo and write
‘I like it rough’
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 15, 2021, 04:08:22 PM
SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 15, 2021, 04:23:23 PM
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SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
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San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.

Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on August 15, 2021, 04:35:55 PM
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SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
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San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
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Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on August 15, 2021, 11:10:16 PM
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SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
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San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
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Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
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Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!
You can't miss him. He'll be the guy with the most mesmerizing eyes that you've ever seen.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 16, 2021, 01:24:26 AM
I seem to have ran Gladstone’s tinder database dry in a matter of hours

It’s a small town

Got 4 solid leads this 23 year old that’s cute, this fat 18 year old that seems kinda wild and this single mum
One of her pictures she had her club jersey on and my dick did a little thing in my pants when I saw that one

Sorry it’s only three there was this cute ranga and it said her name was ginny and there was some shit about how she likes Harry Potter so I said Ginny weasley and she hasn’t said anything back
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 16, 2021, 04:07:50 AM
Man it must have just have glitched out or some shit
It’s not that small a town something happened and the app went bonkers it’s all coming up Matt
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 16, 2021, 06:01:50 AM
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SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
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San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
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Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
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Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!
Let's do it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TwisT on August 16, 2021, 06:15:06 AM
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SD south Dakota or SD San Diego?
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San Diego. There's like two people in South Dakota.
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Dude I live in Fallbrook. I'm a San Diegan myself
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Come to a bar in the city and hang with me!
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Let's do it

Slap > Tinder
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Krooked antihero on August 16, 2021, 12:37:28 PM
Okay guys, this one happened two weeks ago: I’m 37 now,  broke up with my girl year ago, long relationship so it took me some time to get over her but 2 months ago I felt like ready to date again so I donwloaded tinder for the first time of my life. After 2 days this most beautiful 30years old blonde ( I live in Finland you know the scandi-blonde type) matched with me, and off the date we went. Everything went beyond great, she was super nice and fucking stunning to look at, into biking and all kinds of cool shit I like so we end up at her place and you know the story. We spent next 6 weeks together like 24/7, having some great time and getting into each other and everything felt perfect, did I already mention that she was hot as hell&#38;#38;#128513; Well all of sudden she went strange, it was hard to interact and everything but I felt like nothing has happened so I tried just to cool it off, thought she had her period or whatever so I did some heavy shifts at work, WRONG! When I managed to get a hold of her she told me she has a new boyfriend and I need to go there and my stuff out of her apartment, I was like wtf it took you 5 days to get a new guy and you thought it would be okay to not tell me about this situation… She didn’t care at all so I told her to throw my stuff away, that I don’t want to deal with that kinda shit at all. Now I’m bummed as fuck, not because she is gone or anything but because she was like 11/10, way above my usual level so now I’m afraid that I never ever again will be able to score another chick like her. I know that more better looking woman more cruel/dumb she usually is but I feel like I have some unfinished business with bombshells, then I can go and find some decent girl again and be happy… Pardon my language, english is my 3rd one, hopefully you’ll get my point.

To be said, that new guy has a fucking yacht and bmw, I have a bike and my skateboard ;D
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 16, 2021, 01:07:05 PM
Okay guys, this one happened two weeks ago: I’m 37 now,  broke up with my girl year ago, long relationship so it took me some time to get over her but 2 months ago I felt like ready to date again so I donwloaded tinder for the first time of my life. After 2 days this most beautiful 30years old blonde ( I live in Finland you know the scandi-blonde type) matched with me, and off the date we went. Everything went beyond great, she was super nice and fucking stunning to look at, into biking and all kinds of cool shit I like so we end up at her place and you know the story. We spent next 6 weeks together like 24/7, having some great time and getting into each other and everything felt perfect, did I already mention that she was hot as hell&#38;#38;#38;#128513; Well all of sudden she went strange, it was hard to interact and everything but I felt like nothing has happened so I tried just to cool it off, thought she had her period or whatever so I did some heavy shifts at work, WRONG! When I managed to get a hold of her she told me she has a new boyfriend and I need to go there and my stuff out of her apartment, I was like wtf it took you 5 days to get a new guy and you thought it would be okay to not tell me about this situation… She didn’t care at all so I told her to throw my stuff away, that I don’t want to deal with that kinda shit at all. Now I’m bummed as fuck, not because she is gone or anything but because she was like 11/10, way above my usual level so now I’m afraid that I never ever again will be able to score another chick like her. I know that more better looking woman more cruel/dumb she usually is but I feel like I have some unfinished business with bombshells, then I can go and find some decent girl again and be happy… Pardon my language, english is my 3rd one, hopefully you’ll get my point.

To be said, that new guy has a fucking yacht and bmw, I have a bike and my skateboard ;D

Damn son. It sounds frigid up there in Finland  ;)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pugmaster on August 16, 2021, 01:37:03 PM
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I want one of you successful bastards to straight up write my profile.
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I could give it a spin, if you're down
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I'd also be willing to try even though I have not used tinder. Is there a character limit?  Also, are you looking for Mrs. Right or Ms. Today?
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Let's do this. What do you need to know about me? As for Mrs. Right or Ms. Right now, I don't think that matters. Whatever you think will get the most responses. I guess you guys can just post the profiles right here or dm me, I don't care. I can only pay you in rep, or if you're ever in SD, free beer.

It looks like many Tinder bios are very short, so I just put some together last night while waiting to fall asleep.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pamier on August 16, 2021, 08:25:08 PM
ion really use tinder, but thought of something. tinder but for fights, naturally i looked it up. someone already made that but it was a joke. so i made a real one. let out your frustration on people who want to do the same, great way to spend your weekend.

scrapite.com

(https://i.imgur.com/hZouLuB.jpeg)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 17, 2021, 03:53:27 AM
That’s a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on August 17, 2021, 07:59:20 AM
That’s a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that

Sounds like a pleasant date
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: cucktard on August 17, 2021, 05:49:24 PM
That’s a good app!
I hope that guy got a million dollars for that shit
I’m gonna download it

Just had this real nice girl show me around town
She said she wanted to smoke weed up this lookout so I brought joints but we just talked and I smoked weed but I don’t even think she smokes
We looked at the stars and shit she showed me Mars and Venus and I showed her the southern cross and the Big Dipper
Reckon she already knew them though and she was just being nice ahaha

Then we went to marina and she showed me this navy ship that her parents salvaged or something it’s like this big centerpiece of this park they got here

Drove past like six good spots
Rockys got spots
I think I was supposed to kiss her but I tried to be nice about it she’s a fucking kid though she’s 22
I’m the biggest bitch sometimes, deadset
She said she would be keen to do something tomorrow though so there’s that
Yer a bit of a romantic cunt, aren’t ya?
Gnarred
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 18, 2021, 09:17:15 AM
Mate I get lonely you gotta have that dream hey
It’s gonna happen deadset
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: cky enthusiast on August 18, 2021, 04:48:30 PM
ion really use tinder, but thought of something. tinder but for fights, naturally i looked it up. someone already made that but it was a joke. so i made a real one. let out your frustration on people who want to do the same, great way to spend your weekend.

scrapite.com

(https://i.imgur.com/hZouLuB.jpeg)

i needed this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ChicoTheTorch on August 18, 2021, 08:59:50 PM
reminded me of this one experience from tinder


Ok so this chick and I matched, were talking about gorillaz, somehow that got into talking about hanging out, its been years I forgot the exchange exactly. Anyways, I drive 40 mins away to meet her after talking for a couple weeks and I hinted that I was gonna give her some strong johnson.

Probably in my favor that I said that. As soon as I walked up to the doorstep she flung the door open and started making out with me. I'm a pretty awkward guy so that was pretty tight. Girls don't do that usually especially if you're awkward..

Anyways we're making out on the couch and I had smoked a J on the way up so I was pretty struck by the whole thing, basically didn't know how the fuck things escalated so quickly. So push comes to shove and she had ripped my clothes off and hers and started sucking my dick on the couch. Now I'm usually not a picky guy when it comes to head but I really don't think this 19 year old girl had given head before. it was like watching a dog lapping water while trying to get the little piece of dog food at the bottom of the bowl. It wasn't stimulating at all.

Skip to a couple hours later after we were done she leaned up against me and said "Now I feel like I'm yours."
Kinda weirded out by that sentiment but I went up there one more time a couple weeks later and stayed there for all of 15 minutes. Felt a weird obsessive creepypasta type vibe coming from her so I got up out of there. Broke it off with her and a few months later she felt the need to text me about her and her new flame moving to Wyoming lol
Now that I think about it I might have taken her virginity and she just didn't tell me about it. Or maybe she was just a really weird person.

That was my last interaction on Tinder. I deleted the app permanently and met my current girlfriend of over 4 years a few months after that. Fuck Tinder lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: numagik on August 19, 2021, 09:56:15 PM
your bad time sounds so much better than the ones that have gone ok for me
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matty_c on August 19, 2021, 10:28:11 PM
Yeah for sure, if the initial meeting is at yours or theirs you’re defz gonna bang

There’s some freaks on there I met this chick on there years ago and she liked getting facefucked it was crazy

It’s weird though it’s hard to go from that, my favourite is just getting a blowjob and they use their hands, less work lmao

The bro had this 18 year old that liked to do cocaine so like once a month he’d rent a room in town grab a ball and just destroy her, I saw the videos it was mad
It’s easier to bang the ones into drugs but it’s also pretty seedy when you think about it
Title: Re: tinder.
Post by: LordManHammer on August 20, 2021, 03:20:55 PM
I’ve been slaying hoes on plenty of those apps but it’s like this with pussy if it’s too easy there’s just something wrong there, there’s no challenge to me and if I’m trying to bang some random I would at least like to if I could repeat the same encounter again. Personality goes longer than weight, I like a bitch who can cook me a full meal suck my balls and let me spunk on her tits. lol

Some bitches are just stupid and want a free meal which I’ve been like Willie D nah get your own meal or order from the fuck side of the menu as I’m not trying hear no bullshit.

Also if they reveal too much then it’s better to duck the fuck outta there, as your parents have said it’s easier to find trouble then to get out of it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LordManHammer on August 20, 2021, 03:22:39 PM
Yeah for sure, if the initial meeting is at yours or theirs you’re defz gonna bang

There’s some freaks on there I met this chick on there years ago and she liked getting facefucked it was crazy

It’s weird though it’s hard to go from that, my favourite is just getting a blowjob and they use their hands, less work lmao

The bro had this 18 year old that liked to do cocaine so like once a month he’d rent a room in town grab a ball and just destroy her, I saw the videos it was mad
It’s easier to bang the ones into drugs but it’s also pretty seedy when you think about it
Yeah man I’m too wholesome to get down like that I’d rather get a blower and bounce.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Beeda Weeda on November 15, 2022, 08:25:36 AM
cool.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 15, 2022, 12:13:57 PM
This fucking thread makes me jealous as fuck and want to kill myself but I just can’t look away.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dark Knight on November 15, 2022, 12:24:05 PM
Way too old for this shit, but you guys have it easy

My “game” is no game. Just be yourself even if you’re a dork. It’ll work out. If not, fuck it, you’re probably better off. Trust me.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: graibe on November 15, 2022, 08:40:50 PM
lost my virginity during my freshman year of college because of a girl i met on tinder. I met up with her once, hooked up, and she stopped replying to my messages. then sophmore year rolls around and she approaches me at a house show and then next thing you know i'm in one of the most toxic situationships ever. moral of the story don't be like me. hit it and quit it. don't look back unless she really relationship material.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: graibe on November 15, 2022, 08:45:50 PM
I met up with some chick from tinder in September and she tried taking me to a party with her friends. After we got there and there wasn't any party, her friend calls up her bf to hang with us. Her bf arrives and he's in his late twenties at least. I'm 19 turning twenty next week and these girls claimed to be 18 so I thought that shit was mad weird... Well, he gets there and then informs me that these chicks are underage, except for the one he was dating who supposedly wasn't. Boy am I glad he did that. I left, blocked her, and I report her profile whenever I see it floating around in the tinder-verse.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Dark Knight on November 17, 2022, 10:56:07 AM
I met up with some chick from tinder in September and she tried taking me to a party with her friends. After we got there and there wasn't any party, her friend calls up her bf to hang with us. Her bf arrives and he's in his late twenties at least. I'm 19 turning twenty next week and these girls claimed to be 18 so I thought that shit was mad weird... Well, he gets there and then informs me that these chicks are underage, except for the one he was dating who supposedly wasn't. Boy am I glad he did that. I left, blocked her, and I report her profile whenever I see it floating around in the tinder-verse.

So funny that “late 20s” is considered old
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: companguero on November 17, 2022, 02:52:54 PM
My “game” is no game. Just be yourself even if you’re a dork. It’ll work out. If not, fuck it, you’re probably better off. Trust me.

Is that you Steve?

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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on November 17, 2022, 02:59:49 PM
tinder never happens for me, but im on there. Last night i start a chat around 12:30 at night bout to go to bed and this girl invites me to have a drink in any dive bar (we live near enough each other). It was cold but i biked out, found a karaoke spot and she came down with a little hairless dog qith the qorst attitude in the world. We went back to her place when the bar closed and she raced through the internet like ahe was on speed ahowing me stuff, lying in her kingsized bed with now 3 hairless dogs, yapping away. The place was a huge artist loft, pretty baller, lot of drugs and late nights by the look of it. I left at 6am cause i had a 4 h zoom conference at noon. Didn't even make out, it was a great date.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on November 22, 2022, 10:22:07 PM
I'm about 2 weeks into tinder and other apps and I have to ask, do these not feel obvious to be the worst thing possible for mental health?  I mean just the crudness swiping left one after one after one its wild. I'm stacking matches but I still think you're all insane
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Idk on November 23, 2022, 10:07:28 AM
No so what you do is you buy the boost the 5 or so package. This is if you have a new profile if you have an older one delete it now. Then you make a new account with good photos and no group photos. Don’t swipe yet at all. No swiping yet. Then you boost. Boost at a time you’d think girls are swiping. Either night time after work or lunch time during a week day. Then wait til the boost ends and see how many likes you have. If it’s 10+ then make the distance settings the lowest possible. Basically so it’s only a mile. Look at your tinder stack and see if the first girl is 5 or more miles away. If she is then she swiped right on you and the next few girls who popped up most likely swiped right on you too. Also never have a profile up for longer than a week and don’t swipe so much. This messes with your score which will cause tinder to not show you to women. And your first message should never be you’re hot sexy beautiful gorgeous or whatever.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on November 23, 2022, 03:04:08 PM
I'm about 2 weeks into tinder and other apps and I have to ask, do these not feel obvious to be the worst thing possible for mental health?  I mean just the crudness swiping left one after one after one its wild. I'm stacking matches but I still think you're all insane

Yes, my initial reaction was also horror. But as you swipe away at your values and ideals over the coming months, what was once cause for dismay will turn into a predictable and rewarding system of consumer-based gratification. Part of you may continue to have misgivings at the idea that becoming an objectively worse person enables you to live a more satisfactory and happy life, and what that says about humanity and our established social order. Thas okay.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Sila on November 24, 2022, 01:00:55 AM
I've had loads of sexy times using Feeld. Do people still use OkC? Met loads of cool people from there years ago
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 24, 2022, 09:07:12 AM
I've had loads of sexy times using Feeld. Do people still use OkC? Met loads of cool people from there years ago
I’ve got OKC. No bites. Never heard of Feeld though. I love failing on new platforms.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheLurper on November 27, 2022, 11:55:19 AM
This a stoked but not stoked on post:

Matched with a chick who is an on air personality for a TV channel that I'm a pretty big fan of, but she hasn't messaged me yet and I have a feeling that I won't get a message from her. (It is Bumble not Tinder, so she has to message first.)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 27, 2022, 08:13:12 PM
I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: vinithebr on November 27, 2022, 08:56:19 PM
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Steely Daniel on November 27, 2022, 11:32:06 PM
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
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Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.

I recall seeing a lot of people looking for a third on tinder and that gross fetlife site had a lot of people setting up stuff like that when I was a degenerate fiend lurking there. It comes with a lot of drama usually though so be careful. That situation almost randomly fell into my lap this weekend but one of the girls got way too drunk. Ah well. It was my woman's idea and wanted to invite her friend who was down but I probably would have done something wrong and gotten in trouble...
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on November 28, 2022, 05:49:13 AM
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.

That Feeld app mentioned by someone else above seems to be exactly for this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: vinithebr on November 28, 2022, 01:16:48 PM
Many thanks

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Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
[close]

I recall seeing a lot of people looking for a third on tinder and that gross fetlife site had a lot of people setting up stuff like that when I was a degenerate fiend lurking there. It comes with a lot of drama usually though so be careful. That situation almost randomly fell into my lap this weekend but one of the girls got way too drunk. Ah well. It was my woman's idea and wanted to invite her friend who was down but I probably would have done something wrong and gotten in trouble...

I can imagine, it's not like I'm a married dad so it's worth the risk. Fuck it.

Funny that it all started with me telling a dream that gave her the courage to say she's interested in women and I replied with 'damn me too'
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: itspizzapie on November 29, 2022, 04:55:00 AM
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Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.

Good chance the opportunity will pass just because it's too complicated so at least let me brag about it.

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I’m trying so hard guys. I don’t think there is any woman that would want me. Shit’s crazy. Luckily for me I’m an S class masturbator.
[close]
Relationships are overrated, porn rocks.

But if you still want a girl I'd say just hit the gym, superficial times call for superficial measures.
[close]

That Feeld app mentioned by someone else above seems to be exactly for this

feeld is way better than tinder if you
-look for dtf people
-live in a big city because there aren't too many people on it
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on November 30, 2022, 12:54:47 PM
Anyone ever successfully match with a new drug dealer that's interested in you but you don't have interest? This girl can hook up some ketamine but I want absolutely nothing to do with her beyond being a plug lol
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: birdplops on November 30, 2022, 03:31:40 PM
I'm recently back on apps at 35 and my foray onto hinge is a much more pleasant experience than tinder or bumble was previously.

I had great success finding matches a year ago, but maybe I'm being too stuck up now? I'll swipe left on anyone with kids, >40, <30, and any students as it makes me feel uncomfortable as an academic. It can even be as poor a reason as negative outlook ("no pricks!") or a drink in every picture.

But one thing is for certain: hard pass on any colleagues.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: chockfullofthat on November 30, 2022, 07:17:13 PM
Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years.  I hope it helps some of you.

1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date.  Didn't look like her pictures.  Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC.  Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl.  Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that.  Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup.  I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze.  Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves.  We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled.  She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight.  We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would.  She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4.  Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it.  She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once.  We agreed it wouldn't work.
5.  Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam.  I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story.  It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices. 
6.  Tinder.  I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars.  Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house.  Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway.  For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope.  It was wild.
7.  Hinge.  Dating an American girl and it's going well.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on November 30, 2022, 08:27:56 PM
^^^^we need more of this
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thanksgiving on December 01, 2022, 01:50:15 AM
deleted tinder a couple days ago. it makes dating/sex/validation too accessible and i felt like i didnt need to do any self improvement when im honestly a wreck. just have to be cool for a night to be successful. holy fuck was that the most addicting app on my phone tho i can feel it calling from the void

i want more of these gnarly stories tho i dont know where u guys r finding these crazies
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 01, 2022, 07:28:18 PM
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.

My mom thinks I’m handsome.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Steely Daniel on December 01, 2022, 08:51:54 PM
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.

My mom thinks I’m handsome.

I always had more luck when I didn't write a bio at all. Just have a few decent pictures and they'll find you more mysterious I guess? I don't know women are strange.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Rohn_mob_joore on December 01, 2022, 10:03:54 PM
I met my current long term gf online. Probably met like 20 girls apps before that. First one ever was on her phone 2 minutes into the date while I was talking then after I gave her shit for it she tells me she used to do meth. We had sex in the back of my parents car. I was parked illegally in a very boujee place so cops were on us in 5 minutes. The officer walked up to my car door with a used condom outside the door. We went out again the next week and literally both agreed we weren't for each other.

Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thanksgiving on December 02, 2022, 01:49:45 AM
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.

My mom thinks I’m handsome.
my bio was "lets kiss". worked quite well although im much younger than the average slap user. Just remember: If you were looking at your own account would there be something to go off of/open with>
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: chockfullofthat on December 02, 2022, 08:04:32 AM
Is there a way to share profiles? Can someone fix my shit or write me a new one? I don’t know what I could do to get some goddamn matches. The whole world can’t possibly find me ugly. This is so soul crushing.

My mom thinks I’m handsome.

I think there is a subreddit for getting feedback on you bio.  Probably would get more helpful responses there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: brycickle on December 05, 2022, 05:19:31 PM
Lazy to start a new topic, anyone know good ways to find a female interested in a threesome? Does tinder work for this? I never used it. I'm guessing the answer is discord groups and shit like that.
My girl said she's into it so I'm rushing to make it happen before she changes her mind.




I haven't personally had any experiences, but I have read that things tend to go a lot smoother if your girl is the one to find the third. She feels like she has control over who comes into her bedroom that way and feels more at ease.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LordManHammer on December 05, 2022, 06:30:37 PM
Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years.  I hope it helps some of you.

1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date.  Didn't look like her pictures.  Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC.  Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl.  Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that.  Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup.  I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze.  Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves.  We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled.  She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight.  We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would.  She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4.  Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it.  She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once.  We agreed it wouldn't work.
5.  Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam.  I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story.  It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices. 
6.  Tinder.  I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars.  Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house.  Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway.  For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope.  It was wild.
7.  Hinge.  Dating an American girl and it's going well.

Ok I got a few stories….

As most of you know I got out of a terrible marriage/relationship in Floriduh year and half ago, came here to gain some perspective and learn from past mistakes anyways I thought I’d give dating apps to a shot to fill the void.

Tinder one gal was cute thick bbw but her house was a shithole, yes I wanted to have sex with her buttttttt it was without issues later on, she was a self professed polyamorous woman.  She was lving with baby daddy and new husband plus a 6 year old daughter. I had to bounce.

Okc hooked up with a cute Latina woman who got out of prison, we got to talking and hooking up regularly. She was on parole and violated her agreement by getting high idk 🤷 what but that was a huge bullet I dodged.

Bumble. I went out to Ireland last summer for a family reunion/holiday.  Hooked up with two gals right after another, ohhhh how I love and I repeat love those ginger lass’ especially when they say cum in me!!!

Probably have some kids out there…. Lol 😂

So fast forward to a few weeks ago I had a gal pal who was trying to be my number one nah I don’t want her and she had a serious issues I wasn’t gonna deal with jealousy etc. same I ran away from in Floriduh.

Now I have a high school crush from back in the day who reached out to me and asked if I wanted to go on a dinner date albeit my birthday November 18th and I was like sure why not.

Well long story short I’m not gonna say I’m in love but I’m not looking for anyone else or distracted by any gals recently.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thanksgiving on December 05, 2022, 07:54:48 PM
Tinder one gal was cute thick bbw but her house was a shithole, yes I wanted to have sex with her buttttttt it was without issues later on, she was a self professed polyamorous woman.  She was lving with baby daddy and new husband plus a 6 year old daughter. I had to bounce.
this is fucked hahahahaha. hope that kid turns out alright
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: LordManHammer on December 06, 2022, 09:49:40 AM
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Tinder one gal was cute thick bbw but her house was a shithole, yes I wanted to have sex with her buttttttt it was without issues later on, she was a self professed polyamorous woman.  She was lving with baby daddy and new husband plus a 6 year old daughter. I had to bounce.
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this is fucked hahahahaha. hope that kid turns out alright
I ended up talking with her and breaking it off gently, I’m not going to harshly critique her lifestyle buttttt I am going ease out of that situation with quickness.

I’m not the best man but I’d rather break it off sooner than later.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on December 06, 2022, 02:09:45 PM
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Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on December 07, 2022, 01:25:16 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/8mHx3LR/Screenshot-20221206-153709-2.png)


Signal, good for drugs. Bad for anything else.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ok boomer on December 07, 2022, 01:31:13 PM
Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years.  I hope it helps some of you.

1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date.  Didn't look like her pictures.  Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC.  Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl.  Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that.  Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup.  I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze.  Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves.  We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled.  She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight.  We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would.  She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4.  Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it.  She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once.  We agreed it wouldn't work.
5.  Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam.  I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story.  It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices. 
6.  Tinder.  I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars.  Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house.  Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway.  For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope.  It was wild.
7.  Hinge.  Dating an American girl and it's going well.

I have enjoyed every bit of this roller coaster and knight thee with a gnar, sir
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: TheLurper on December 08, 2022, 12:39:48 AM
Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.

Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.

Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Síota on December 08, 2022, 01:24:40 AM
The only girl I met on tinder that worked out, for a bit, turned out to be completely crazy. Ever since the lock downs ended I just meet chicks at the pub, even that is hit and miss but at least your not lead on by photos from ten years ago or Photoshop.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on December 08, 2022, 02:49:35 PM
Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.

Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.

Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.

I hear you. Pretty disturbing to think of intimacy as disposable.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: thanksgiving on December 09, 2022, 01:02:32 AM
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Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.

Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.

Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.
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I hear you. Pretty disturbing to think of intimacy as disposable.
i think with online dating its important to be really clear about what u are after. it has definitely bastardized intimacy, i would assume its even worse for my generation(early 20s). there is a wide spectrum of things people want, if you know exactly what you are looking for, its important to get that cleared up asap.

definitely gets tiring, even with text convos fizzling out and shit.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: itspizzapie on December 09, 2022, 02:57:39 AM
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Here are my wild experiences of online dating over the years.  I hope it helps some of you.

1. OKC. Didn't go anywhere after 1 date.  Didn't look like her pictures.  Tried to kiss me in the parking lot but I said bye and quit online dating for a year and half.
2. OKC.  Met a smart, troubled Chinese girl.  Got married, had a kid, got divorced, she moved across the country and I got most of the custody because of that.  Long story.
3. Tinder. A Colombian who was visiting the city so it was implied this was a hookup.  I had a lot of anxiety about meeting her and we met in a quiet restaurant eating pho with no booze.  Afterward we went to a jazz club and I drank a lot to calm the nerves.  We slept together a few times and she wanted me to choke her a bit which isn't my thing but I dabbled.  She came back to USA a couple months later and accidentally brought a chocolate bar with shrooms in it on an international flight.  We split it and I felt it way more than I thought I would.  She was on her period so she gave me head 3 times instead of having sex.
4.  Hinge. A couple dates with a Mexican girl who told me on our first date she stole a car in Mexico and got arrested for it.  She lived too far away and always wanted me to hang out with her extended family when we had only dated once.  We agreed it wouldn't work.
5.  Tinder. Another Chinese "girl" attempted to scam me with a pig butchering forex scam.  I was lonely and depressed but I'm not greedy or that desperate and got away with just a funny story.  It's an entire industry ran by the chinese mafia out of vietnam and they have training manuals and 24/7 call center offices. 
6.  Tinder.  I started dating a Thai absolute freak but we both were living with our parents at the time so had to bang mostly in cars.  Our second date we got drugged at a bar and were both puking outside her house.  Every time I picked her up I had to see my puke stain on her driveway.  For a few reasons I decided I was over it after 2-3 months and she got like suicidal and asked me to give her some of my xanax prescription to cope.  It was wild.
7.  Hinge.  Dating an American girl and it's going well.
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I have enjoyed every bit of this roller coaster and knight thee with a gnar, sir

i enjoyed reading this list so here's mine

1- feeld. matched with an italian girl. she opened the convo with "i'm working at home, looking for a snack for the afternoon. You're up for it ?" she opened her door in a summer dress with nothing under. we saw each others a few times, she told me that she was getting feel guys like me on the regular and that the day i met her in the afternoon, another guy came to fuck her after i was gone. She had an MMF fantasy and i was kinda down for it but it didn't happen. It was cool and she was gorgeous but i cut it because i could feel how she was starving for feelings and bonding, this lonely italian girl in Paris.

2- tinder. french (i live in paris btw) chick proposed some wine down my house, i was like ok, we chatted for a little bit, she was interested to see my posters collection so i took her home, i think it was late already. she was looking at things at my place, i left her for two minutes to do something and when i returned she had stripped to her underwear. She was gone before i woke up the morning after. I saw her again a couple times but cut it because she was too depressed and desperate.

3- tinder. french girl i randomly hooked up with and chatted with for a long time, which usually ends up in never meeting, although we eventually did meet, she looked like a very regular girl, nothing crazy. we went to a random bar, had a good convo and drank a lot of wine, like 3 bottles just the two of us. After we drunkenly kissed at the bar i told her "wanna go back to my place ? i got drugs and alcohool" (i was joking, i didn't mean to take drugs in the middle of the week, and i hardly ever do any) she replied with "lets rather go back to mine, its closer" i was like allright let's go, we go back to her place which was 2 minutes away, she puts on some godart movie and reach to a box, which was full of cocaine. she starts doing rails and watches the movie while i strip her naked. I realized i had no condoms and neither did she, so i had to get back down in the street, and i bought three condoms from an african prositute who was hanging with her friends nearby. We had amazing drunk/drugged out sex (i didnt touch the cocaine but she probably sniffed more than 1 gram over the night) at one point i messed up and fucked her in the ass and she was like "its allright go on" we went to sleep at like 4 in the morning, she took one last rail before going to bed. Her alarm rang at 7am and she woke up fresh like a flower and went to work. We saw each others once more and that was it. I miss this crazy girl

4- Tinder. matched with a girl who had blurry pictures. the chat wasn't very interesting but at some point she goes "you know i think we met up before, completely drunk at a party" and i remember this girl who took me home and banged after which i just quit and got back to my place. we set up for a drink the same evening, had drinks, she got me back to her place, jumped me the minute she sat me on her couch. We started to see each other regularly after that, a good sexfriends relationship.

5- Fruitz. met a recently divorced girl, my age. she came up to my place on a rainy day and started kissing me in the entrance of my building. We fucked almost immediately, she was wild. She was really sad about her breakup, but very willing to have her brains fucked out to forget about hit. I saw her a couple more times before i decided to start a couple with another girl. I miss her.

6- Fruitz. Matched with a girl late in the evening while i was having drinks at some bar. She invited me to her place. It was rainy and i was biking, i managed to crash myself on the road before arriving to her place. It was a hard crash but i just had some bruises. She was a little fat, and wasn't really pretty, but the sex was amazing. i saw her a couple times more, and still message her times to times to see if she'd be down for another time. She travels a lot and i'm not very available, but i hope it happens one of these days.

of course these experiences are intertwined with a lot of endless messaging trying to fish for nudes, boring meetups for drinks that never went anywhere and leaves you with a void feeling and bad experiences in the bed, sometimes i couldn't even get it up. I should add that i'm really scared of catching diseases eventhough i always wear condoms, so these experiences almost always leave me with some anxiety. Still, it was fun and although i've been in a couple for 3 years now, i miss these adventures every now and then.

Also girls rarely discuss their tinder experiences openly, but some of these girls i met told me about theirs and they were wilder than what i could phantasise for myself. One would pick strangers in the streets and bring them home under some weird reason just to fuck them, the italian would get 10 feeld guys a week in her bed, when guys want sex it's a grind, when girls want straight up sex on an app it's a candy shop.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on December 09, 2022, 03:36:54 AM
^ gnar'd for your service.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: DaleSr on December 09, 2022, 09:22:19 AM
Tired of the tinder/bumble rollercoaster.

Had a sleep over with a cool chick the other night, which was cool. We had a normal morning. I didn't want to be needy and overbearing so I waited a day to message her. I got a response a few hours later. No texting today from either party. I have no idea what any of this means. I'm down for a few more dates, but I'm not sure that she is, despite our sleep over/snuggling.

Like, fuck me, this internet dating shit where a sleep over possibly means absolutely nothing is emotionally draining. I miss the days when sleep overs meant something. I feel like I'm on a reoccurring character on a million different seasons of the Bachelorette.

Will you accept this rose thelurper?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on December 10, 2022, 02:25:36 PM
Fuck whoever posted about Feeld.

Linked with girl on there. Exchanged nudes. Exchanged Instagram.  Now they're demanding 500 bucks with screenshots ready to send nudes to all my family.

Just blocked them but god damn it im stressed now
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: AR abstain on December 10, 2022, 03:16:24 PM
Fuck whoever posted about Feeld.

Linked with girl on there. Exchanged nudes. Exchanged Instagram.  Now they're demanding 500 bucks with screenshots ready to send nudes to all my family.

Just blocked them but god damn it im stressed now
pie eating contest? nah son, free nudes.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Sila on December 11, 2022, 06:28:39 AM
Fuck whoever posted about Feeld.

Linked with girl on there. Exchanged nudes. Exchanged Instagram.  Now they're demanding 500 bucks with screenshots ready to send nudes to all my family.

Just blocked them but god damn it im stressed now

Can't knock the hustle haha.

I like Feeld. It's the most sex positive app I've found where people are straight up honest about kinks and intimacy needs. Hated Tinder, Bumble is for relationships, Hinge is normy hell.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on December 11, 2022, 08:06:32 AM
I actually just had the best sex of my life thanks to tinder so I'm just on one hell of a 180 at this point
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 11, 2022, 09:16:03 AM
All apps deleted.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on December 11, 2022, 01:18:19 PM
All apps deleted.

Hey good for you. Although I'm still on them I have all kinds of growing concerns and questions about that, and I applaud you taking some action in your life. Keep doing that.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on December 11, 2022, 02:02:20 PM
Ive been using this browser based anonymous hook up app for awhile and I started kinda going off the rails over the summer on it. Like having sex with 5+ people in one night just back to back to back. It feels like at least once a month this perfect storm happens where im sad, drunk, lonely, and super horny and I pop that site up and just start lining up hook ups.

Sorry not trying to flex on all the straight people in here, you all have to go through a serious grind to get some.

I need to go back to my old ways where I would go out to the bar and cruise people in the real world or something.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: MusclesMarinara on December 11, 2022, 09:13:48 PM
Years ago my bio was that Bateman line "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood." And for some real fucked up reasons, the ladies loved it.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: botefdunn on December 12, 2022, 12:59:23 AM
Ive been using this browser based anonymous hook up app for awhile and I started kinda going off the rails over the summer on it. Like having sex with 5+ people in one night just back to back to back. It feels like at least once a month this perfect storm happens where im sad, drunk, lonely, and super horny and I pop that site up and just start lining up hook ups.

Sorry not trying to flex on all the straight people in here, you all have to go through a serious grind to get some.

I need to go back to my old ways where I would go out to the bar and cruise people in the real world or something.


yeah, funny how different the game is for different people.
tbh though, there's no way i have the libido to get with 5 people in one night, even if I could line up that many dates :)
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on December 12, 2022, 07:50:44 AM
Years ago my bio was that Bateman line "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood." And for some real fucked up reasons, the ladies loved it.

Hahahah this is great. Putting this on bumble we'll see what happens
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jagr on December 13, 2022, 03:23:17 PM
Ive been using this browser based anonymous hook up app for awhile and I started kinda going off the rails over the summer on it. Like having sex with 5+ people in one night just back to back to back. It feels like at least once a month this perfect storm happens where im sad, drunk, lonely, and super horny and I pop that site up and just start lining up hook ups.

Sorry not trying to flex on all the straight people in here, you all have to go through a serious grind to get some.

I need to go back to my old ways where I would go out to the bar and cruise people in the real world or something.

Sniffies or whatever?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: augustmoon on December 17, 2022, 06:36:58 PM
Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years. 

I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit.  Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on December 17, 2022, 07:05:29 PM
Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years. 

I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit.  Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak


Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: igrindtwinkies on December 17, 2022, 07:35:10 PM
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Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years. 

I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit.  Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak
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Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.

I think part of the reason it is "harder" as you get older is because you pick up on the bullshit a lot better.  Also, I think you can spot the incompatibilities much better too.  Like sure you might get along with her, but it's obvious that it's just another person you'll date for 6 months and inevitably break up.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on December 17, 2022, 08:23:00 PM
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Years ago my bio was that Bateman line "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood." And for some real fucked up reasons, the ladies loved it.
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Hahahah this is great. Putting this on bumble we'll see what happens

Quick follow up, this does NOT work in my city
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 17, 2022, 09:27:14 PM
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Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years. 

I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit.  Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak
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Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.

My friend and I are 26. Dude picked up a 21 year old and we’ve hung out. Dude was about the streets and is serious for once. Her friend and I were back and forth and then I found out we had the same age gap as my friend. I’m very self conscious so it didn’t work out and it’s weird to me. Anyways, off the apps and stoked to hear about friends doing their thing.
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Post by: Sila on December 18, 2022, 03:24:24 AM
You guys are too hung up on age. I don't get it.
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Post by: ungzilla on December 18, 2022, 05:59:25 AM
unless u date someone with the same birth year/day/hour as you you are a cradle robber/grave digger
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Post by: itspizzapie on December 19, 2022, 02:37:27 AM
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Just popped back into mine for the first time in a while, and I swear I keep seeing this same chick that’s somehow been “36” for the past 8 years. 

I’ve pretty much aged out of this shit.  Find someone to wife up before you get too old, because this shit starts getting really bleak
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Dude I'm 35 and on hinge and the struggle is real. Hearing next year won't be better... it burns the soles and loins.

around 35 i found out a new world was opening to me :
-recently divorced girls, out of their shitty marriage that they got into too soon, they feel like they wasted their 20s and haven't had sex for two years, most thirsty kind of woman you can find
-married girls who are looking for some fun on the side, excellent nsa deal if you're into this too
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Post by: straight fucking edge on December 19, 2022, 05:04:51 AM
unless u date someone with the same birth year/day/hour as you you are a cradle robber/grave digger

i actually did this once.  we were born in the same hospital within one hour of each other
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 19, 2022, 02:25:16 PM
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i actually did this once.  we were born in the same hospital within one hour of each other

Which one of your parents did they look like?
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: vinithebr on December 20, 2022, 12:56:13 PM
Quick update on the 3some, my girl won't let me fuck the 2nd chick, well I guess I can fuck her face if she's down but that's about it.
Still sounds like fun but imo i'm getting the short end of the stick here.

I tried to convince her by saying it would be unfair for the other girl but it wasn't working so I backed out.
Her point is that she can't fuck so I can't either, and "would just be cheating". She is only allowing the rest to avoid hypocrisy.

I may demand more later but first I wanna guarantee whatever I can.
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 20, 2022, 01:26:14 PM
Buy your girl a strap on?
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Post by: vinithebr on December 20, 2022, 02:08:41 PM
bwahaha I think I remember she saying she* doesn't get it and it's just weird but I'll still write it down for the next trial, just in case
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Post by: matt_2993 on December 24, 2022, 07:31:23 PM
So I met a ridiculously gorgeous girl off tinder but I'm starting to wonder if she's like considered disabled or something...
She wears hearing aids which was no biggie but idk the story behind it,
She seems to genuinely have pretty terrible memory which she also acknowledges,
English is her second language which doesn't help,
I swear she doesn't work although has at least acknowledged a past job at one point..

Guess I'll dig deeper before I really know but idk if I'm morally ok or not in this
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Post by: vinithebr on December 25, 2022, 05:19:23 PM
So, a hot girl that doesn't talk much and won't remember you? ... Damn.

Really nice of you to care about the moral dilemma, many would not
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Post by: matt_2993 on January 07, 2023, 09:16:21 AM
Well I've had an interesting follow up.

The girl hit me up saying she tested positive for herpes.

I just got std blood test results back saying I'm negative but holy fucking shit have my holidays been a nightmare. Test was done 4 weeks after hooking up so it should be accurate but what the fuck. These stats are horrifying, in total I've had 1 single meet up from tinder, got laid so I was stoked at first and then immediately hit with I GOT HERPES.  I think I'll retire from this strange world of apps and get another test in a month to be extra certain. I'm getting fucked up tonight in celebration of being clear.

But also shout out for this girl being honest and following up on test results
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 19, 2023, 07:13:48 PM
Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 19, 2023, 09:29:49 PM
Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.

I think you have to go into it with the right mentality.
You should go into it in a more relaxed way and look at it as a way to try out some cheesy pick up lines or some out of pocket things. You're a cool guy and dating takes time, it's definitely complicated and you can get stressed out. But you should remind yourself that you're valuable and a lot people are going into it in a non serious way. So don't look down on yourself.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Francis Xavier on January 20, 2023, 08:47:32 AM
Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Post by: animalflesh on January 20, 2023, 09:54:59 AM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on January 20, 2023, 11:17:33 AM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: animalflesh on January 20, 2023, 11:22:09 AM
Maybe don’t treat the entirety of gay man as an inferior last resort for someone who feels rejected by women?

Not really a scientific conclusion is it
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Post by: matt_2993 on January 20, 2023, 11:24:48 AM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.

No matter what you will not find what you're hoping to find.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on January 20, 2023, 11:30:09 AM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.
Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.

My gay uncle saw your pics and said he wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on January 20, 2023, 12:54:35 PM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.
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Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.

My gay uncle saw your pics and said he wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick.
I don’t know where my dad is anyway!
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Post by: L33Tg33k on January 20, 2023, 01:01:33 PM
Maybe don’t treat the entirety of gay man as an inferior last resort for someone who feels rejected by women?

Not really a scientific conclusion is it
No one said gay men are inferior. What I said was I want to find my worth in a new market. Also I firmly believe that sexuality is a spectrum and one can and should explore as much as they feel comfortable with to have a more full human experience.
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Post by: borats cat on January 20, 2023, 01:13:13 PM
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Desperation has got me on the goddamn apps again. Nothing makes me want to eat a bullet more than fucking Tinder and the like. I’m not sure if I could even get laid on Grindr. I guess there’s only one way to find out. I don’t think I have it in me to go gay but I sure as hell am curious what my status would be on there.
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I'm sure gays are just lining up for you!

You're depressing dude. Please seek help.
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Just writing my truth here. Anyway, I talk to a therapist once a week and am on several meds. I think I might do the Grindr experiment soon. Or is that the same as leading people on? Science is difficult.
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Your "truth" of sad virgin is old dude, sex should be on the bottom of your totem pole.

My gay uncle saw your pics and said he wouldn't fuck you with your dad's dick.
be nice to him. he's going through it right now.
in basketball diaries, jim carroll would let gays suck his dick in nyc restrooms when he wasin high school. he said he could never cum off it. maybe you should try that, leet? there are gays who don't want a relationship, do want to fellate you and if you came, you liked it. if not, never have to lead someone on.
other than that, maybe take a trip. if you wake up in a new place, you can become a different person. nobody has preconceived notions you have to live up to/feel harnessed by. that's how stella got her groove back.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on January 20, 2023, 02:25:41 PM
Coming on to SLAP today and trying to figure out if im a coffee mug or some straight dudes last resort
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: pugmaster on January 21, 2023, 01:28:48 PM
Dude, if you go the Grindr route, you gotta show up to the date in Last Resort ABs.


I'd also do the Adidas break away pants. A little showmanship goes a long way
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on March 01, 2023, 07:52:30 AM
Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 01, 2023, 12:24:37 PM
This fucking thread makes me jealous as fuck and want to kill myself but I just can’t look away.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lilboosie on March 01, 2023, 01:02:10 PM
tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on March 01, 2023, 10:01:39 PM
Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho


This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Acid Drop on March 02, 2023, 12:07:09 AM
Never tried it and never will going to die virgin
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Post by: Síota on March 02, 2023, 03:10:43 AM
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Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
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This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.

You got lucky, the one chick I met off tinder without a pic showing her teeth years ago had summer teeth.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Idk on March 02, 2023, 08:56:59 AM
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Yall got experience meeting girls that don't have any pics with a smile showing off their teeth? I know some girls just get self conscious and end up repeating the same expression in their pics but I'm worried they'll just have absolutely jacked up teeth..  it's got me 5050 if I wanna spend my Friday night chancing this, the girl is otherwise gorgeous tho
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This happened to me, and the girl had a gap, which was hot to me, but a point of insecurity for her. Go with it and vibe it out. You’ve got plenty of Fridays ahead of you.
Or just ask about it beforehand. No shame.
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You got lucky, the one chick I met off tinder without a pic showing her teeth years ago had summer teeth.
Some over here some over there.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: lilboosie on March 03, 2023, 12:21:42 PM
So not being a creep pays off!!!

A few months back I was on Bart and there were 2 girls next to me. They started talking about a skate spot my friends made (not t.I.) and it’s a place that’s very dear to me. I was DRUNK and got excited and chimed in about it too cause I get excited about that place. I would do the same if it were guys ?It’s Bart and these girls are by themselves so I make it quick and shut up and ask no names or “we should skate” blah blah and put my headphones in.


Fast forward I have a date with someone on tinder. She’s close with her cousin so she shows her a pic of me and such. Well turns out her cousin is one of the girls on Bart. Tells her the story and her cousin hyped me up. And all worries of meeting me were dropped. and we hit it off even more. Small world.
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Jebediah on March 03, 2023, 01:55:46 PM
Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?
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Post by: Dante Bichette on March 03, 2023, 03:14:35 PM
tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it

That’s sick as fuck
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Post by: matt_2993 on March 03, 2023, 03:17:00 PM
Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?

Unfortunately yea I pretty much only have luck with tinder when I upgrade. I think the algorithm has me locked in to a point I don't get matches unless I'm premium.   Hinge is much better on my side getting consistent matches
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Post by: Jebediah on March 03, 2023, 03:44:29 PM
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Any one have experience paying for the tinder upgrade? Was it worth it?
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Unfortunately yea I pretty much only have luck with tinder when I upgrade. I think the algorithm has me locked in to a point I don't get matches unless I'm premium.   Hinge is much better on my side getting consistent matches

Thanks I'll check out Hinge and maybe spring for that upgrade sometime. Tinder seems like such a void of scam accounts and people just advertising their social media although I've met some interesting girls on it in the past.

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tinder can be depressing. maybe cause of my age.

like a lot of it is girls not wanting anything serious. i dont have any issues with the idea of them fucking other people at all. especially when its established early on. but i like to do cute and sweet shit. i want to bring you flowers and make you a mixtape of my steely dan cover band. but nooo cant do that.

i matched with Marbie though so that makes up for it
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That’s sick as fuck

I matched with dirtbag priya once, she was super pregnant and on some BS advertising her insta which was try to get people to sign up for her porno page
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: ok boomer on March 03, 2023, 04:10:26 PM
I’ve been married for 13 years but I bet if I was a younger single dude I would have tindered my ding dong of
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Post by: lilboosie on March 03, 2023, 04:18:49 PM
I’ve been married for 13 years but I bet if I was a younger single dude I would have tindered my ding dong of


Some of us mutants at table 9 will never find true love and get married , so tinder is all we have …
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Mr.Jenkins on May 17, 2023, 11:46:15 AM
Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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Post by: fineslime on May 17, 2023, 04:48:52 PM
Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D

don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?
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Post by: newguy on May 18, 2023, 01:21:03 AM
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?

lmao they dont even want to date us poors anymore what an amazing period to be alive
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Post by: djoekr on May 18, 2023, 01:24:01 AM
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?
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lmao they dont even want to date us poors anymore what an amazing period to be alive

There goes my chance to be called Mrs. Huston...
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Post by: Mr.Jenkins on May 18, 2023, 01:32:45 AM
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Anyone here on Raya? Got an account a while ago and its a blast. The app has the best search, where you can search on any parameter you want. If you dont add "women" to your search (like "women models in LA") it will show both women and men.

This is where it becomes fun - if you search "skateboarders" you basically get a whole bunch of Pro´s on there flexing, from Nyjah, Sinner and burman etc. Only girl ive seen is Breanna though. No Leticia so far..  ;D
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don't you have to have some level of public notoriety to get approved for that app?

Yeah you do. I have no idea how I got approved to be honest. Must be all the switch 3’s I’ve been posting on my Instagram lately 😄
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: Peepeeboy69 on May 18, 2023, 07:35:14 AM
I hate all of these apps. I've gotten laid from them but who gives a shit, its basically just jerking off with a stranger. I was on the apps heavy for like 3 months met a lot of cool people just couldn't give a shit about any of them at all. I just want to feel loved and love another person again you know.
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Post by: newguy on May 19, 2023, 10:33:26 AM
I hate all of these apps. I've gotten laid from them but who gives a shit, its basically just jerking off with a stranger. I was on the apps heavy for like 3 months met a lot of cool people just couldn't give a shit about any of them at all. I just want to feel loved and love another person again you know.

 Hope you find that special someone
Title: Re: tinder
Post by: matt_2993 on May 21, 2023, 09:32:36 PM
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast
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Post by: imbroken88 on May 21, 2023, 10:27:05 PM
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

nah
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Post by: cucktard on May 21, 2023, 10:39:25 PM
Anyone else sometimes just aimlessly chattin up fat bitches cause they reply fast

Congrats on your 1000th post. Too bad it’s dripping of misogyny. Welcome to PAL status. Now fuck off with that shit, please.
Calling women bitches makes you sound like a 13-year old who is pissed because your crush won’t talk to you.