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Title: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 10:04:29 AM
Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: alonelikeastone on March 19, 2014, 10:18:18 AM
Ha! That was a good!
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on March 19, 2014, 10:23:03 AM
True or not... that introductory post was worth the thread! Well-put indeed...
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: ttching! on March 19, 2014, 10:24:46 AM
the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Features/2014/Cherry_Blog/8.jpg)

Confirmed as fuck
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Exposure on March 19, 2014, 10:34:41 AM
I'd be real stoked on this. They'd be startin' off real strong by adding Terp and AA to the team.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: The Nose Face on March 19, 2014, 11:22:44 AM
Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.

(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: my pregnant head on March 19, 2014, 11:25:11 AM
no no god no. I was kind of hoping he'd go to 3d if he was going to go anywhere.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Cosme on March 19, 2014, 11:35:09 AM

(http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/89f1b09562be381be663b663d0c5f77f.jpg)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 11:39:06 AM
Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2110440#msg2110440 date=1395253364
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Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
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(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)



Hey, what's that Skate or Don't graphic from? It's fucking rad.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: 43s&slappies on March 19, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
first post made me look up the word 'apoplectic'
awesome word
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: snaked plissken on March 19, 2014, 11:55:04 AM
one of my favorites, need more footage! from one andrew to another
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: KUberry on March 19, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
There's always room in the industry for another fat guy doing slappy noseslides and fast plants.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: SodaJerk on March 19, 2014, 01:37:54 PM
There's always room in the industry for another fat guy doing slappy noseslides and fast plants.
What? Do you even know who Andrew Allen is?
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on March 19, 2014, 03:34:35 PM
pretty cool i guess
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: silkyjohnson on March 19, 2014, 03:44:58 PM
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There's always room in the industry for another fat guy doing slappy noseslides and fast plants.
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What? Do you even know who Andrew Allen is?
Dude's obviously got shit twisted Andrew Rips
(http://m.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Junk_Drawer/2012/03/610AAday5.jpg)

(http://boiltheocean.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/andrew-allen.jpg?w=584)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: GershonSweaty on March 19, 2014, 03:46:18 PM
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There's always room in the industry for another fat guy doing slappy noseslides and fast plants.
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What? Do you even know who Andrew Allen is?
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Dude's obviously got shit twisted Andrew Rips
(http://m.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Junk_Drawer/2012/03/610AAday5.jpg)

(http://boiltheocean.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/andrew-allen.jpg?w=584)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: A.A on March 19, 2014, 04:00:21 PM
Yes, I'm on FA.

The bros were ok with me leaving the eagle. And Mickey won't ban me from SF or anything like that. Those days are over.

Just wish the picked a better school photo for my first board. It's a shocker.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: doomstation55 on March 19, 2014, 04:06:05 PM
Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Facehead on March 19, 2014, 04:26:24 PM
Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.

Good example of how good writing can be persuasive. I have zero reason to think this is true (in fact I think it is safe to say that whatever evidence there is points in the opposite direction), and yet I am now magically wondering if it is true.

A+
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: ilovegay on March 19, 2014, 05:03:51 PM
I don't know about Andrew Allen, but I saw John Fitz skating a FA board out with AVE and Terp. Also, I've seen Donovon Piscopo riding Anti Hero boards and wearing Anti Hero hats. Everyone is jumping ship at Alien.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: shark tits on March 19, 2014, 05:22:05 PM
Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
sean young and eric j. i don't know that they left for another skate team but they both left.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 05:23:46 PM
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Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
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sean young and eric j. i don't know that they left for another skate team but they both left.



I saw Sean Young at Cha Cha the other night riding a Bianca Chandon board and starring in the Bladerunner sequel. AH is definitely a career springboard.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: shark tits on March 19, 2014, 05:25:45 PM
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Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
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sean young and eric j. i don't know that they left for another skate team but they both left.
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I saw Sean Young at Cha Cha the other night riding a Bianca Chandon board and starring in the Bladerunner sequel. AH is definitely a career springboard.
i saw him on television playing poker in shades and a plastic green visor.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: planman on March 19, 2014, 10:16:17 PM
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There's always room in the industry for another fat guy doing slappy noseslides and fast plants.
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What? Do you even know who Andrew Allen is?
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Dude's obviously got shit twisted Andrew Rips
(http://m.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Junk_Drawer/2012/03/610AAday5.jpg)

(http://boiltheocean.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/andrew-allen.jpg?w=584)
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Andrew Allen 522 on 411 Video Part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VfXwdrZN4U#)
This part as always been rad for me, completely forgot his stance until that Ollie pic said it was switch
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: assvogel on March 20, 2014, 12:05:59 AM
True, Allen is fucking awesome. Makes skating switch look so sick, like that hillbomb  :o


Prevent This Tragedy - Andrew Allen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTM41ru0GE#)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Donkey Punch on March 20, 2014, 01:07:06 AM
True, Allen is fucking awesome. Makes skating switch look so sick, like that hillbomb  :o


Prevent This Tragedy - Andrew Allen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTM41ru0GE#)

A majority switch part! Who is this guy? A wanna-be PRod?
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on March 20, 2014, 01:13:48 AM
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True, Allen is fucking awesome. Makes skating switch look so sick, like that hillbomb  :o


Prevent This Tragedy - Andrew Allen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTM41ru0GE#)
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A majority switch part! Who is this guy? A wanna-be PRod?

haha
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Fugga on March 20, 2014, 01:43:25 AM
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True, Allen is fucking awesome. Makes skating switch look so sick, like that hillbomb  :o


Prevent This Tragedy - Andrew Allen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTM41ru0GE#)
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A majority switch part! Who is this guy? A wanna-be PRod?
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haha
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: LennyDLXSF on March 20, 2014, 08:12:49 AM
Confirmed. He is on FA.

Fucking AntiHero.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: southsecond on March 20, 2014, 09:29:40 AM
Confirmed. He is on FA.

Fucking AntiHero.



Quit trolling. We all know AH doesn't want this news out yet because they need to sell a shit load of AA decks before they're worthless.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Niko Katavainen on March 20, 2014, 10:37:21 AM
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_skateratpower/DSC_1420.jpg)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: SodaJerk on March 20, 2014, 11:34:29 AM
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_skateratpower/DSC_1420.jpg)
"Dudes, watch me post this sweet quip on SLAP. Fuck I hate T Racer. "
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: coop D.O.G.G. on March 20, 2014, 11:42:38 AM
Austin Kanfoush could take a spot on the squad
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Random Matt on March 20, 2014, 06:23:43 PM
Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
I heard Brian Seber left, didn't feel that they would turn him pro.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: shark tits on March 20, 2014, 06:35:04 PM
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Has any pro left Anti Hero before? Besides Vov of course.
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I heard Brian Seber left, didn't feel that they would turn him pro.
tim upson left too, forgot about him.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Makaveli on March 20, 2014, 07:12:49 PM
tom remillard just bounced, remember?
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Ayejay on March 20, 2014, 07:25:18 PM
Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2110440#msg2110440 date=1395253364
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Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
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(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)
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Hey, what's that Skate or Don't graphic from? It's fucking rad.

Good grief skates, new thing Andreas trolf is involved in
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on March 20, 2014, 09:17:17 PM
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True, Allen is fucking awesome. Makes skating switch look so sick, like that hillbomb  :o


Prevent This Tragedy - Andrew Allen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTM41ru0GE#)
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A majority switch part! Who is this guy? A wanna-be PRod?

 ???
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on March 20, 2014, 09:50:04 PM
tom remillard just bounced, remember?

More like got bounced.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: bubbles on March 21, 2014, 01:55:59 AM
saw him yesterday riding a antihero
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: The Nose Face on March 21, 2014, 07:37:25 AM
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Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
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(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)
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Hey, what's that Skate or Don't graphic from? It's fucking rad.
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Good grief skates, new thing Andreas trolf is involved in

I don't know what that is - but this is good:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1391730_363894793745401_345205559_n.jpg)


I got it from this - Liquor Store Run Skateboards:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2a9qwxVhz1qbqox2o1_500.jpg)
They did a deck for high tower (the one all the way to the right in the photo). Never hear much about them, or even know if they're still around, but their designs are awesome.

Also - on AA, he'd never leave Anti Hero just for the fact they supported him through his ankle or knee getting all fucked up recently. He wasn't skating for a little while, but i think that's all behind him now. He had an awesome photo recently with the caption "real men piss on the toilet seat". The only thing he'd leave Anti Hero for is if Point Break went on Broadway and he tried out for the lead of Johnny Utah - AND if he did, he'd probably win the part.
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/ (http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/)
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: southsecond on March 21, 2014, 11:10:03 AM
Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2111890#msg2111890 date=1395412645
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Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2110440#msg2110440 date=1395253364
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Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
[close]

(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)
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Hey, what's that Skate or Don't graphic from? It's fucking rad.
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Good grief skates, new thing Andreas trolf is involved in
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I don't know what that is - but this is good:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1391730_363894793745401_345205559_n.jpg)


I got it from this - Liquor Store Run Skateboards:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2a9qwxVhz1qbqox2o1_500.jpg)
They did a deck for high tower (the one all the way to the right in the photo). Never hear much about them, or even know if they're still around, but their designs are awesome.

Also - on AA, he'd never leave Anti Hero just for the fact they supported him through his ankle or knee getting all fucked up recently. He wasn't skating for a little while, but i think that's all behind him now. He had an awesome photo recently with the caption "real men piss on the toilet seat". The only thing he'd leave Anti Hero for is if Point Break went on Broadway and he tried out for the lead of Johnny Utah - AND if he did, he'd probably win the part.
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/ (http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/)




That is fucking hilarious. Probably doesn't sell that well, though. And Point Break on Broadway would probably be the best thing ever.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Rutger Hauer on March 21, 2014, 12:03:11 PM
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Confirmed. He is on FA.

Fucking AntiHero.
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Quit trolling. We all know AH doesn't want this news out yet because they need to sell a shit load of AA decks before they're worthless.
There's no such thing as worthless AH deck.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Fenzadill on March 21, 2014, 01:31:13 PM
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_skateratpower/DSC_1420.jpg)

I like Sean Pablo but his single key on a carabiner always makes me laugh.  I bet it's for a bike lock. 
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: SodaJerk on March 21, 2014, 01:37:19 PM
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(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_skateratpower/DSC_1420.jpg)
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I like Sean Pablo but his single key on a carabiner always makes me laugh.  I bet it's for a bike diary lock. 
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: jacktharipper on March 21, 2014, 02:57:48 PM
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I like Sean Pablo but his single key on a carabiner always makes me laugh.  I bet it's for a bike diary lock. 
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Sean Pablo, sporting some L.A.D.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: oyolar on March 21, 2014, 10:46:01 PM
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tom remillard just bounced, remember?
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More like got bounced.

Tom was never fully on though.  I remember hearing he talked to everyone at DLX and he didn't think he would ever be put on as am so he left for EXP-1.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: White Owl on March 22, 2014, 12:35:29 AM
i could see him getting on FA because hes always skating with those dudes. but at the same time they are working on the vans video so that is probably why he is always out with ave and dill. also i saw him at my local part a couple weeks ago and he was skating an anti hero board...
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: KUberry on March 22, 2014, 04:43:14 AM
Also, fuck Sean Pablo.
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Post by: Nigga on March 22, 2014, 07:59:08 AM
Also, I really want to fuck Sean Pablo.

Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: b.v. on March 22, 2014, 08:12:13 AM
i could see him getting on FA because hes always skating with those dudes.
No matter who he skates with, not leaving deluxe, even if he considered it.
Dill and Ave know better too.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: StabMasterArson on March 22, 2014, 08:49:50 AM
What about Cairo leaving Real? Was he just too nice to get beat up?
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Post by: Lance on March 22, 2014, 09:37:48 AM
What about Cairo leaving Real? Was he just too nice to get beat up?
I thought Cairo Left with DLX's blessing to do his own thing because they didn't want to distribute Populus aka Popwar at the time.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: grayham on March 22, 2014, 12:02:20 PM
Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2111890#msg2111890 date=1395412645
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Quote from: The Nose Face  link=topic=76989.msg2110440#msg2110440 date=1395253364
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Which portly switch ripper has parted ways with the illustrious 18 to bleach his hair and hang out at Supreme sipping refreshing iced coffee drinks? Does said portly ripper have a class photograph board with his name on it about to drop?

AVE and Dill are tighlipped but can't seem to stop giggling. According to unidentified sources, both Stanley Stranger and Thiebaud are apoplectic. No official word yet from Hsu's instagram, but the evidence seems to be in the highwaters.
[close]

(http://www.emergingpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pagesix5.JPG.jpeg)
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Hey, what's that Skate or Don't graphic from? It's fucking rad.
[close]

Good grief skates, new thing Andreas trolf is involved in
[close]

I don't know what that is - but this is good:
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/1391730_363894793745401_345205559_n.jpg)


I got it from this - Liquor Store Run Skateboards:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2a9qwxVhz1qbqox2o1_500.jpg)
They did a deck for high tower (the one all the way to the right in the photo). Never hear much about them, or even know if they're still around, but their designs are awesome.

Also - on AA, he'd never leave Anti Hero just for the fact they supported him through his ankle or knee getting all fucked up recently. He wasn't skating for a little while, but i think that's all behind him now. He had an awesome photo recently with the caption "real men piss on the toilet seat". The only thing he'd leave Anti Hero for is if Point Break went on Broadway and he tried out for the lead of Johnny Utah - AND if he did, he'd probably win the part.
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/ (http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000097502/features/andrew-allen-in-point-break/)


Andreas Trolf is/was the man behind both Liquor Store Run and Good Grief. He's does cool shit. Also that nickelodeon cartoon Sanjay and Craig. He gets around.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on March 22, 2014, 02:47:23 PM
Maybe a better question would be would any other memeber of the 18 be caught hanging with the FA crew??

Andrew has always been different in a good way on AH, hes more street when most are pool and transition rippers. This just makes him stand out even more.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: A.A on March 22, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
Pablo needs to lay off the juice. His arms are huge.
Title: Re: Andrew Allen is Fucking Awesome
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on March 22, 2014, 06:01:33 PM
hm maybe ur just having an off day?