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Title: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 10:42:27 AM
...via tight rhymes and a friction fire started by several pairs of giant pant legs rubbing together enthusiastically while attempting to push faster than 2 miles an hour.

Confirmed this morning by Worldstar Hiphop.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 19, 2014, 12:39:07 PM
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Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: witty pseudonym on March 19, 2014, 12:45:38 PM
You tried to be funny, good effort.  I don't really like you. 
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: tortfeasor on March 19, 2014, 12:48:37 PM
You tried to be funny, good effort.  I really don't like you. 

i'm going to adopt this statement but make a minor change to the phrasing. 
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2014, 12:57:12 PM
Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 01:20:49 PM
Subtle racism...so HOT right now.


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: KUberry on March 19, 2014, 01:29:45 PM
Stevie needed some quick insurance money once he realized Bow Wow was broke and AYC is tanking.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: TwisT on March 19, 2014, 02:05:33 PM
da playground is in the bottom floor of a parking garage... it could catch fire, but cant burn down...
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: Exposure on March 19, 2014, 02:06:23 PM
Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: skate_bored on March 19, 2014, 02:55:53 PM
da playground is in the bottom floor of a parking garage... it could catch fire, but cant burn down...

under one of the fanciest malls in atlanta. no chance of that burning down without a big news story.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2014, 04:02:12 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
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Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: shark tits on March 19, 2014, 04:07:30 PM
Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM#)
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 04:21:30 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
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Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: GAY on March 19, 2014, 04:30:19 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
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Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 05:03:13 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
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Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: KUberry on March 19, 2014, 08:17:23 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.

You people
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: SodaJerk on March 20, 2014, 01:40:13 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: Wizard Fight on March 20, 2014, 02:27:27 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
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Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


http://www.vice.com/read/microaggression-a-stupid-word (http://www.vice.com/read/microaggression-a-stupid-word)
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: GAY on March 20, 2014, 09:13:57 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 20, 2014, 09:26:40 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
[close]

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.



I have to believe you have a better sense of humor than you let on.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: paraquat on March 20, 2014, 10:15:54 AM
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Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: GAY on March 20, 2014, 10:18:11 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
[close]

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.
[close]



I have to believe you have a better sense of humor than you let on.

LOL
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 20, 2014, 10:48:00 AM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
[close]

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.
[close]



I have to believe you have a better sense of humor than you let on.
[close]

LOL


THANK YOU!
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: georgethecat on March 20, 2014, 04:31:01 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
[close]

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.
[close]



I have to believe you have a better sense of humor than you let on.
[close]

LOL
[close]


THANK YOU!

You're a disaster.
Title: Re: DGK's Playground burned down...
Post by: southsecond on March 20, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
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Subtle racism...so HOT right now.
[close]


Oh, come on. That was hardly racist. Slightly judgmental, but definitely not racist.


P.S. I like you guys just fine.
[close]

Hey, I'm as racist as the next guy.
[close]


Oh, good. I was worried for a second since homosexuals are notoriously thin skinned. Thanks for the reassurance.
[close]

Oh god I'm also thin skinned as well.
[close]



Well, you know how you people are...

Always accusing everyone of prejudices and getting all butt hurt about stuff. Isn't that the secret homosexual agenda I keep hearing so much about? I'm just worried about America's children. But you seem like one of the good ones, Gay. You're probably okay.
[close]

I have to believe that you're not actually this stupid. And I also believe that you wouldn't like me in real life. Just a hunch.
[close]



I have to believe you have a better sense of humor than you let on.
[close]

LOL
[close]


THANK YOU!
[close]

You're a disaster.



Frontside or backside? If it's backside, is that a dig at Gay?