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Title: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on April 13, 2014, 10:49:14 AM
Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit sex, no gambling, no drugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( www.asitis.com (http://www.asitis.com) {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, sex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on April 14, 2014, 05:40:28 PM
special note : Intelligence has to do with the soul, not simply with the brain.

Take electricity, for example. Electricity moves between gross elements and through a gross wire. But the electricity itself -- it is not those elements, not that wire. It is subtle.
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Post by: qew0 on May 14, 2014, 04:55:41 AM
What is meaning of Free will ?

Free will means that you can act wrongly. That is free will. Unless there is chance of doing wrong or right, there is no question of free will. Where is free will then? If I act only one sided, that means I have no free will. Because we act sometimes wrongly, that means free will.
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Just for Example :- Just like a thief, he knows that his stealing, it is bad, but still he does it. That is free will. He cannot check his greediness, so in spite of his knowing that he is doing wrong thing - he will be punished, he knows; he has seen another thief, he was punished, he was put into prison - everything he knows, but still he steals. Why? Misuse of free will. Unless there is misuse of free will, there is no question of free will.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 14, 2014, 04:59:10 AM
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Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: dolphinstyle. on May 14, 2014, 05:21:18 AM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on May 14, 2014, 09:42:36 AM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

no wonder i already know it that im in fools paradise. and all of you are nothing but shameless, senseless, rascal idiots.

you are Fool and ?A fool is accepted by another fool."

For Example :-" fools paradise."All of you are fools and you have created your own paradise. Do you know that story?

One was drinking, so his friend said, ?Oh, you are drinking, you?ll go to hell.?
??No, why? My father drinks.?
??Well, he?ll also go to hell.?
??Oh, my brother drinks.?
??So he?ll also go to hell.?
??My mother?? In this way, the whole list was passed. Then he said, ?Everyone will go to hell then where is hell? It is paradise! If father is going, then mother is going, then I am going, then brother is going, then where is hell??
?It is like that. There?s no question of fool. If everyone, all of us are fool, then where is the question of intelligent? ?Hey, we are intelligent.? This is your conclusion.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 14, 2014, 10:54:50 AM
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Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: dolphinstyle. on May 14, 2014, 01:17:23 PM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

no wonder i already know it that im in fools paradise. and all of you are nothing but shameless, senseless, rascal idiots.

you are Fool and ?A fool is accepted by another fool."

For Example :-" fools paradise."All of you are fools and you have created your own paradise. Do you know that story?

One was drinking, so his friend said, ?Oh, you are drinking, you?ll go to hell.?
??No, why? My father drinks.?
??Well, he?ll also go to hell.?
??Oh, my brother drinks.?
??So he?ll also go to hell.?
??My mother?? In this way, the whole list was passed. Then he said, ?Everyone will go to hell then where is hell? It is paradise! If father is going, then mother is going, then I am going, then brother is going, then where is hell??
?It is like that. There?s no question of fool. If everyone, all of us are fool, then where is the question of intelligent? ?Hey, we are intelligent.? This is your conclusion.
still, i fell pain in ventircl of heart 4 mr qew0
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on June 02, 2014, 10:30:19 PM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

no wonder i already know it that im in fools paradise. and all of you are nothing but shameless, senseless, rascal idiots.

you are Fool and ?A fool is accepted by another fool."

For Example :-" fools paradise."All of you are fools and you have created your own paradise. Do you know that story?

One was drinking, so his friend said, ?Oh, you are drinking, you?ll go to hell.?
??No, why? My father drinks.?
??Well, he?ll also go to hell.?
??Oh, my brother drinks.?
??So he?ll also go to hell.?
??My mother?? In this way, the whole list was passed. Then he said, ?Everyone will go to hell then where is hell? It is paradise! If father is going, then mother is going, then I am going, then brother is going, then where is hell??
?It is like that. There?s no question of fool. If everyone, all of us are fool, then where is the question of intelligent? ?Hey, we are intelligent.? This is your conclusion.
still, i fell pain in ventircl of heart 4 mr qew0

and fools paradise is my final answer to you.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: GAY on June 03, 2014, 05:44:59 PM

No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )


I was a believer until you put an apostrophe on garlic's and then the illusion was shattered and the whole thing went straight to hell.

Please get help for your meth addiction.
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Post by: @thewilleasley on June 03, 2014, 05:51:24 PM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

no wonder i already know it that im in fools paradise. and all of you are nothing but shameless, senseless, rascal idiots.

you are Fool and ?A fool is accepted by another fool."

For Example :-" fools paradise."All of you are fools and you have created your own paradise. Do you know that story?

One was drinking, so his friend said, ?Oh, you are drinking, you?ll go to hell.?
??No, why? My father drinks.?
??Well, he?ll also go to hell.?
??Oh, my brother drinks.?
??So he?ll also go to hell.?
??My mother?? In this way, the whole list was passed. Then he said, ?Everyone will go to hell then where is hell? It is paradise! If father is going, then mother is going, then I am going, then brother is going, then where is hell??
?It is like that. There?s no question of fool. If everyone, all of us are fool, then where is the question of intelligent? ?Hey, we are intelligent.? This is your conclusion.


I definitely agree that SLAP is a fool's paradise i hear you loud and clear. Can you give me your in-depth philosophical analysis on the mental makeup of a real nigga such as myself?
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on June 03, 2014, 11:45:11 PM

No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )


I was a believer until you put an apostrophe on garlic's and then the illusion was shattered and the whole thing went straight to hell.

Please get help for your meth addiction.

who cares ? im selling Gold but i cannot sell iron at the place of Gold and if you want to buy Gold then you have to pay Good price similarly you have to follow rules and ragulation otherwise Hare Krishna mantra will still act but it will act in this manner just like for example :- if you will show fire to the dry wood then imediatly fire takes place but if wood is wet then only smoke will come which will only give pain to your eyes and nothing more similarly you have to follow complete rules and ragulation otherwise if you will chant with offence then it will also act but same like wet wood.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on June 14, 2014, 09:48:14 PM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

acutally your western civilization is nothing but soul killing civilization or suicidal civilization.

and If everything is pleasure, then why you take the counteractive process ( in sex life ) ? Why do you want to kill child? Pleasure? Why do you take contraceptive method if it is pleasure?

simply tell me what is your answer ? and don't change to topic with your rascaldom.
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: smokecrack on June 14, 2014, 10:05:58 PM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

acutally your western civilization is nothing but soul killing civilization or suicidal civilization.

and If everything is pleasure, then why you take the counteractive process ( in sex life ) ? Why do you want to kill child? Pleasure? Why do you take contraceptive method if it is pleasure?

simply tell me what is your answer ? and don't change to topic with your rascaldom.

damn, qew's on that next-level.

slap ain't ready for this much knowledge.

#teamque #nomorerascals

8)
Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: qew0 on June 15, 2014, 01:56:14 AM
Look, SLAP already knows the meaning of life. This concise explanation was already given some time ago:
this forums is many mean times to users... i seen that lots of u make insult to every sk8r on website this,, i haev a story that u shud have hearing



that girl you called a slut in class today...she is pussy broke. the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand. ... that girl you pushed down the other day...she dead ,,. that girl you called fat..she dad is fedding her icecream 2nite. the old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars... he is a gost.. the boy you made fun of for crying...he was cut onion.. ..you think you know them. guess what? you don't!

so please think about what you say and done in online an in neighberhood (in real life). thx.
Think about it, man.

acutally your western civilization is nothing but soul killing civilization or suicidal civilization.

and If everything is pleasure, then why you take the counteractive process ( in sex life ) ? Why do you want to kill child? Pleasure? Why do you take contraceptive method if it is pleasure?

simply tell me what is your answer ? and don't change to topic with your rascaldom.

damn, qew's on that next-level.

slap ain't ready for this much knowledge.

#teamque #nomorerascals

8)

brainless dog next level of what ? `1st of all we follow this rule no illicit sex which means no sex outside marriage or no sex with another mans wife and no sex even with your wife unless you need child from her. ( and we don't mastrubation because we follow complete celebacy )
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One who is able to withdraw his senses from sense objects as the tortoise draws his limbs within the shell is to be understood as truly situated in knowledge A very good example is given here. What is that? Tortoise. You have seen tortoise? The tortoise, they, when they like, they close their hands and mouth and everything within this body and become a lump, tortoise. You see? Similarly, we must know that our senses, they are meant for some particular purpose, and that particular purpose I have already explained, that hṛṣīkeṇa hṛṣīkeśa-sevanaṁ bhaktir ucyate (CC Madhya 19.170). These senses are our... Actually they are not mine. The senses are given by the Lord. Last day I explained. But we are very proud of our senses. But these senses are given just like a boy is given some plaything by the father; similarly, we wanted to enjoy this material world. Therefore our material senses are awarded: "All right, you enjoy. You just have experience of this material world, and when you get experience that 'I am not happy,' then you shall come back again to Me." So senses are actually meant for rendering service to the Lord. Senses.
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( and we are not impotent if we control our senses like turtle whenever there is need we can utilize our senses )
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so now my next question to you is this that If everything is pleasure, then why you take the counteractive process ( in sex life ) ? Why do you want to kill child? Pleasure? Why do you take contraceptive method if it is pleasure?

simply tell me the answer now without changing the topic. you do not know it that your western civilization is actually soul killing civilization ?
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Post by: paraquat on June 16, 2014, 09:32:59 AM
What the fuck is happening to slap?
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Post by: paraquat on June 27, 2014, 03:53:33 PM
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Post by: paraquat on June 29, 2014, 06:31:23 PM
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Post by: pinche gringo on June 29, 2014, 07:48:36 PM
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Title: Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life -
Post by: smokecrack on August 21, 2014, 07:50:52 PM
you see all those question marks in your post? ^

it means you're simply copying and pasting your comments from elsewhere.

why don't you give us genuine, original posts?

c'mon man, if you're gonna try to enlighten, at least be genuine about it.
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Post by: qew0 on August 21, 2014, 07:55:18 PM
you see all those question marks in your post? ^

it means you're simply copying and pasting your comments from elsewhere.

why don't you give us genuine, original posts?

c'mon man, if you're gonna try to enlighten, at least be genuine about it.

so you mean that this practical explanation ( which is original post ) is not genuine ? i have explained practical explanation and im still wrong and you are right with your bogus imposing attitude ? i have to believe just an nonsense rascal like you ?

just look at the folly.
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Post by: smokecrack on August 21, 2014, 08:01:56 PM
you see all those question marks in your post? ^

it means you're simply copying and pasting your comments from elsewhere.

why don't you give us genuine, original posts?

c'mon man, if you're gonna try to enlighten, at least be genuine about it.

so you mean that this practical explanation ( which is original post ) is not genuine ? i have explained practical explanation and im still wrong and you are right with your bogus imposing attitude ? i have to believe just an nonsense rascal like you ?

just look at the folly.

how do i have a 'bogus imposing' attitude?

and i'm sorry qew, i'd like to read that post, but it's far too difficult. maybe you could re-write it or fix the question marks.

(btw, do you practice transcendental meditation or have ventured into astral projection?)
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Post by: posguy on December 31, 2014, 08:12:14 AM
Guys!GUYS! I know what he's doing. This is his 10th post. He's still new. He doesn't know any better. He thinks he can change it here. Let's give him a round of applause for being ambitious.

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Post by: ice nine on January 01, 2015, 11:40:39 PM
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Post by: abudabi on May 24, 2015, 07:22:18 PM
i hope you realize that you're going to hell for this.
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Post by: qew0 on May 27, 2015, 09:24:32 PM
i hope you realize that you're going to hell for this.

now begone ( blind sheep ) cuz there is no meaning in beating the dead horse like you. ( simply waste of time.)
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 21, 2015, 12:27:36 AM
Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ??
well you are on that "next" and/or "other" shit so you do have that right.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 24, 2015, 08:48:19 AM
Have you seen God ?
You mean DA GOD?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVudAC1xHDw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVudAC1xHDw#)
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 26, 2015, 06:41:26 PM
You mean DA U GOD?

I used to believe in God too and then U released this as the opening track to his much anticipated solo album.
At that exact point in time I knew that God no longer existed :'(

U-God - Enter U-God (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDeiiJDUBQE#)
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 26, 2015, 09:12:12 PM
OP used to hangout at airports in the 80's giving out flowers/necklaces to passerbys.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 13, 2015, 07:10:15 PM
everyone can see God
I only see a computer, a shoe, my room, my t-shirt, that type of thing bro.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 13, 2015, 08:21:42 PM
You never told me your thoughts on U-god (and his highly anticipated solo album) either qew0 :'(
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 14, 2015, 09:56:44 PM
but U-god ???
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 21, 2015, 10:02:42 PM
You ever fuck wit da god(s) Kung Fu Rick doe?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1_a2eSfzy4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1_a2eSfzy4#)
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Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on September 30, 2015, 09:59:39 PM
Our garlic, Who art heaven
Hallowed be Thy Name;
Thy health benefits come,
Thy will be gone,
in my stomach as it tastes of heaven.
Give us this day our daily flavor,
and forgive newb his trespasses,
as we never forgive those tell us not to eat you;
and lead us not into metaphysics,
but deliver us from blandness. Amen.
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Post by: Righteous Victim on October 06, 2015, 07:26:13 PM
rascaldom
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 12, 2015, 04:08:33 PM
But how can we know god is real when you never reply to any of us?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 23, 2015, 06:56:47 PM
Rusty was the true god in this thread :'(
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 24, 2015, 04:14:07 PM
Rusty was the true god in this thread :'(
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Post by: 20matar on November 29, 2015, 04:51:03 PM
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.
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Post by: qew0 on December 03, 2015, 03:19:33 AM
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing planet is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 04, 2015, 01:14:41 PM
Is God smoke weed?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 06, 2015, 08:52:33 PM
What's the problem with garlic and onions? That was way out of left field.

we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing planet is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."

Oriental vegetarian then?
Oh, and why do you reply to other people's questions and not mine? :-X
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Post by: ChuckRamone on December 22, 2015, 12:59:32 PM
This is neither "practical" nor an "explanation" of anything. It's just a bunch of mystical gibberish.
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Post by: drunkaroos on December 22, 2015, 04:12:52 PM
holy fuck this is great!
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Post by: qew0 on March 06, 2016, 02:12:09 AM
This is neither "practical" nor an "explanation" of anything. It's just a bunch of mystical gibberish.

alright ( fertile brain ) now simply come to real point ) and recall everything which you have thought or done on each second within`1 cheap minute.

go ahead and do it now. ( fertile brain )
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 06, 2016, 10:50:06 PM
Well, I guess I have to admire your absolute dedication to spamming
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 09, 2016, 08:07:07 PM
classic user: qew0 :D
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Post by: Righteous Victim on August 09, 2016, 12:41:57 PM
(http://s9.postimg.org/t55dpm3jj/Kb_E2.gif)
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 11, 2016, 02:47:06 AM
classic user: qew0 :D
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Post by: Silky Johnson on August 11, 2016, 03:14:38 AM
Is God smoke weed?
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Post by: Main on August 20, 2016, 10:01:27 AM
(http://m.memegen.com/ax0t1n.jpg)
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Post by: Main on October 09, 2016, 12:24:58 AM
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=486881385 (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=486881385)
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 11, 2017, 05:36:51 PM
Still the most dedicated spambot on SLAP I see :D
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Post by: Elderly Gentleman on January 12, 2017, 05:51:13 AM
In the immortal words of Morty Smith:  Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.  :P
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Post by: qew0 on January 24, 2017, 08:16:52 PM
In the immortal words of Morty Smith:  Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.  :P

and why shall i follow any *street dog* like you ? who are you ? who are you `1st of all ? are you another authority ? alright give me another verifaible and tangible explanation so that i can start following you.

and keep`1 thing in your ( dull ) brain that you cant **impose** ( or shift burdon of proof ) your authority on us ( The Hare Krishnas ) without explaining anything at all.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 24, 2017, 11:37:23 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 26, 2017, 07:51:06 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 30, 2017, 08:58:01 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on February 09, 2017, 05:01:18 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 09, 2017, 08:03:41 PM
Just like God...  :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on February 24, 2017, 12:33:52 AM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on February 26, 2017, 04:29:00 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 08, 2017, 10:24:52 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 21, 2017, 08:46:41 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?
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Post by: 20matar on March 22, 2017, 05:05:41 PM
yo qew0,
why don't you ever answer any of my questions?

We're just two lobsters sitting behind the veil of Maya.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on March 22, 2017, 05:08:44 PM
you got me there mate :D
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Post by: 20matar on May 18, 2017, 07:16:59 AM
I'm posting only so you don't have to constantly delete and repost your latest tract. You can pretend I've asked you a question, too, so go wild and preach on!
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Post by: Pigeon on August 17, 2017, 01:14:16 PM
Can a mod merge the thread about, "evidence for God," with this one?
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Post by: weaselhead on August 17, 2017, 01:25:02 PM
Can a mod merge the thread about, "evidence for God," with this one?
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 18, 2017, 12:25:50 AM
Can a mod merge the thread about, "evidence for God," with this one?

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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 24, 2017, 10:02:41 PM
yo qew0, I got you brah:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=96241.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=96241.0)
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 27, 2017, 07:36:08 PM
good ole user qew0, always got me on ignore
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Post by: Pigeon on August 27, 2017, 10:01:27 PM
good ole user qew0, always got me on ignore
pretty sure it's a bot...
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 27, 2017, 10:06:17 PM
good ole user qew0, always got me on ignore
pretty sure it's a bot...
the most dedicated troll bot on SLAP though AND he's got better rep than me :D
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Post by: VCR on October 07, 2017, 07:29:02 AM
jesus
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Post by: VCR on October 07, 2017, 07:55:09 AM
fuck
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Post by: ChuckRamone on May 27, 2018, 09:18:21 PM
good ole user qew0, always got me on ignore

maybe you’ll get an answer if instead of a serious question you just post some dickish comment.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 29, 2018, 01:18:03 AM
maybe day one I'll get better rep than a bot
*inserts skeleton waiting on bench img*
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Post by: Bumpovertrash on July 01, 2018, 09:46:00 PM
da fuck is goin on here
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Post by: iKobrakai on August 14, 2018, 05:49:55 AM
Oh, right. That explains it.
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Post by: qew0 on August 17, 2018, 09:00:40 PM
special note : Have you seen God ?

People sometimes ask, ?Have you seen God?? or ?Can you show me God?? Sometimes we meet these questions. So the answer is ?Yes, I am seeing God. You can also see God; everyone can see God. But you must have the qualification.? Suppose something is wrong with a motorcar; it is not running. Everyone is seeing it, but a mechanic sees it differently. He's qualified to see it with greater understanding. So he replaces some missing part, and immediately the car runs. But although for seeing a machine we require so much qualification, we want to see God without any qualification. Just see the folly! People are such rascals, they are such fools, that they want to see God with their imagined qualifications.
Kṛṣṇa says in the Bhagavad-gītā, nāhaṁ prakāśaḥ sarvasya yogamāyā-samāvṛtaḥ: [Bg. 7.25] ?I am not exposed to everyone. My energy, yogamāyā, is covering Me from their vision.? So how can you see God? But this rascaldom is going on?this ?Can you show me God?? ?Have you seen God?? God has become just like a plaything, so that cheaters advertise some ordinary man by saying, ?Here is God. Here is an incarnation of God.?
Na māṁ duṣkṛtino mūḍhāḥ prapadyante narādhamāḥ [Bg. 7.15]. Sinful rascals, fools, the lowest of mankind?they inquire like that: ?Can you show me God?? What qualification have you acquired by which you can see God? Here is the qualification: tac chraddadhānā munayaḥ. One must first of all be faithful (śraddadhāna). One must actually be very much eager to see God. Not that one takes it as a frivolous thing??Can you show me God???or as some magic. They think God is magic. No. One must be very serious and think, ?Yes, I have been informed about God. So if there is a God, I must see Him.?
There is a story in this connection. It is very instructive, so try to hear. One professional reciter was publicly reciting the Śrīmad-Bhāgavatam, and he was describing that Kṛṣṇa is very highly decorated with all kinds of jewels when He goes to tend the cows in the forest. So, there was a thief in that meeting, and he thought, ?Why not go to Vṛndāvana and plunder this boy? He?s in the forest with so many valuable jewels. I can go there and catch the child and take all the jewels.? This was his intention. So he was serious. ?I must find that boy,? he thought. ?Then in one night I shall become a millionaire.?
The thief?s qualification was his feeling: ?I must see Kṛṣṇa! I must see Kṛṣṇa!? That anxiety, that eagerness, made it possible for him to actually see Kṛṣṇa in Vṛndāvana. He saw Kṛṣṇa in just the same way as the Bhāgavatam reader had described. Then the thief said, ?Oh, You are such a nice boy, Kṛṣṇa.? He began to flatter Him; he thought that by flattering Him he would easily take all the jewels. Then he proposed his real business: ?May I take some of these ornaments? You are so rich.?
?No, no, no,? said Kṛṣṇa. ?My mother will be angry! I cannot give them away.? Kṛṣṇa was playing just like a child.
So the thief became more and more eager for Kṛṣṇa to give Him the jewels, but by Kṛṣṇa?s association he was becoming purified. Then at last Kṛṣṇa said, ?All right, you can take them.? Then the thief became a devotee immediately, because by Kṛṣṇa?s association he had been completely purified. So somehow or other you should come in contact with Kṛṣṇa. Then you?ll be purified.
The gopīs are another example of great eagerness to see Kṛṣṇa. The gopīs came to Kṛṣṇa, being captivated by His beautiful features. They were young girls, and Kṛṣṇa was so beautiful. Actually they were lusty when they came to Kṛṣṇa, but Kṛṣṇa is so pure that they became first-class devotees. There is no comparison to the gopīs? devotion, because they loved Kṛṣṇa with heart and soul. That is the qualification. They loved Kṛṣṇa so much that they didn?t care for family or reputation when they went out in the dead of night. Kṛṣṇa?s flute was sounding, and they were all fleeing their homes. Their fathers, their brothers, their husbands all said, ?Where are you going? Where are you going in this dead of night?? But the gopīs didn?t care. They neglected their children, their family, everything. Their only thought was, ?We must go to Kṛṣṇa.?
This eagerness is required. We must be very, very eager to see Kṛṣṇa. Many gopīs who were forcibly stopped from going to Kṛṣṇa lost their lives because of their great feelings of separation. So this eagerness is wanted; then you can see God. Whether you are lusty or a thief or a murderer or whatever it may be?somehow or other you must develop this eagerness, this desire: ?I must see Kṛṣṇa.? Then Kṛṣṇa will be seen.