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Title: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 18, 2014, 05:24:04 AM
The recent sheffey story inspired this. Any legendary tales about skaters true or unconfirmed? The seedier the better.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: jorge on May 18, 2014, 05:39:32 AM
Jason Jessee talking shit to Peanut Brown, got racial, and got his ass kicked.  Does that count?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 18, 2014, 06:25:58 AM
Jason Jessee talking shit to Peanut Brown, got racial, and got his ass kicked.  Does that count?

Well, there is only me and you here tonight, so I'm kind of easy.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: cuntzilla on May 18, 2014, 06:52:17 AM
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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: carbonite on May 18, 2014, 07:11:07 AM
shaun powers had sex with rhianna
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tkp on May 18, 2014, 08:16:04 AM
scott bourne and a friend skated/walked through the bart tunnel in between san francisco and oakland.

"having never been down there and only going on scott's telling of it, it's miles long with no "safe place" to get away from the train, so you have to get through it before the trains start running again in the morning (he did it with a friend and they left after the last train). it's part downhill, part uphill, and with very little light, as well as skating between the rails the whole time. i can only imagine it's one of the sketchiest things you could possibly do." - whiteley

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=49344.msg1341317#msg1341317 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=49344.msg1341317#msg1341317)

i'd still like to hear scott's telling of the tale.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: junior college on May 18, 2014, 08:34:57 AM
jason evans bombing midland switch, at night, drunk with no shirt, in the rain
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ThugWaffle on May 18, 2014, 10:25:16 AM
The Tom Penny one about skating a mini ramp when suddenly the power went out and when it came back he was in the air catching a fs flip. Is it true?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Andrew on May 18, 2014, 10:44:20 AM
scott bourne and a friend skated/walked through the bart tunnel in between san francisco and oakland.

"having never been down there and only going on scott's telling of it, it's miles long with no "safe place" to get away from the train, so you have to get through it before the trains start running again in the morning (he did it with a friend and they left after the last train). it's part downhill, part uphill, and with very little light, as well as skating between the rails the whole time. i can only imagine it's one of the sketchiest things you could possibly do." - whiteley

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=49344.msg1341317#msg1341317 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=49344.msg1341317#msg1341317)

i'd still like to hear scott's telling of the tale.

jesus christ
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: KUberry on May 18, 2014, 10:54:50 AM
One time I watched Chet Childress pound 6 tall boys of PBR in Hawaii and then blunt bs 180 on a super sketchy bank to wall
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: oldgoodburger on May 18, 2014, 11:05:08 AM

-Some pro (blanking on who) allegedly wearing kneepads under their pants at the Thrasher Wallenberg contest

-A birdhouse pro allegedly getting a talented birdhouse am kicked off the team due to their sexual orientation (this was in a YouTube comment, as with anything you read on the internet, who knows if it's true).


deetz?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 18, 2014, 11:55:25 AM
not a story per se but a friend of mine was a shoe(?) rep in calgary and did a  van tour (hockey rink footage in "major tom" ad) with tom penny thru some of western canada.  Apparently tom wasnt seen eating the whole time was drunk the whole time and his teeth were yellow.  He was saying that he wanted es to release a  clog as his pro model.  Also one time "apparently" the gonz was in the bc interior and was asked by an aquaintance of mine if he snowboarded and the gonz pretty much lost his shit at him so the dude told me. ha ha
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: oyolar on May 18, 2014, 03:44:44 PM
It was Kasper at Wallenburg.  I always forget the name of the Birdhouse am who was gay but I know that there was a pro who complained about it and it was supposedly Jeremy.

The Mayhew one happened.  I remember him mentioning it in an interview.

Wasn't Lennie Kirk super fucked up and randomly skating around SF when he came across that huge double kink he 50-50ed?

Here's a good one: Jake Johnson's double set wallride in Mind Field was done with an ankle that was so fucked up he was using duct tape to keep it together.  I believe it was one of the first times he was skating with Kalis.  He was super nervous and wasn't planning on doing anything crazy but they found that double set and he did a few wallrides down the first set, smoked a bowl, and then did the whole thing.

RIP AWS  :'(
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: arthurspooner on May 18, 2014, 03:54:56 PM
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-Some pro (blanking on who) allegedly wearing kneepads under their pants at the Thrasher Wallenberg contest

-A birdhouse pro allegedly getting a talented birdhouse am kicked off the team due to their sexual orientation (this was in a YouTube comment, as with anything you read on the internet, who knows if it's true).

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deetz?
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The Wallenberg kneepad rumor I'm almost positive was in that August '04 Thrasher with Jamie Thomas doing a wallie nosegrab on some brick bank to window spot--believe the article said there was a rumour going around during the contest that either Josh Kasper or Corey Sheppard (can't remember who exactly) was wearing them while trying something there.
Unfortunately, all my skate mags got thrown out once I moved out to college. Maybe someone else has that issue and can verify?  

You can search around for the specifics of the Birdhouse rumor in the comments section of the vid below; again, no idea how valid that poster's claims are:

Classics: Jeremy Klein "Asian Goddess" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDZOO54A6U#)

I just typed into google, "birdhouse gay am" and they first one is from a magazine article on gay skateboarders. It says it was a dude named, Tim Von Werne.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Paul Cicero on May 18, 2014, 04:38:02 PM
The Tom Penny one about skating a mini ramp when suddenly the power went out and when it came back he was in the air catching a fs flip. Is it true?

I want to belive.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 18, 2014, 05:04:51 PM
all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ThugWaffle on May 18, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
It was Kasper at Wallenburg.  I always forget the name of the Birdhouse am who was gay but I know that there was a pro who complained about it and it was supposedly Jeremy.

The Mayhew one happened.  I remember him mentioning it in an interview.

Wasn't Lennie Kirk super fucked up and randomly skating around SF when he came across that huge double kink he 50-50ed?

Here's a good one: Jake Johnson's double set wallride in Mind Field was done with an ankle that was so fucked up he was using duct tape to keep it together.  I believe it was one of the first times he was skating with Kalis.  He was super nervous and wasn't planning on doing anything crazy but they found that double set and he did a few wallrides down the first set, smoked a bowl, and then did the whole thing.

RIP AWS  :'(

I think that's gnarlier than the ankle part. How people smoke to skate and do shit like that is beyond me. If I smoke I think about everything that could go wrong.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: weaselhead on May 18, 2014, 05:15:18 PM
Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: friendly dave on May 18, 2014, 05:41:35 PM
I'd believe it. I've seen that dude rip Donald barefoot and wasted.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: rly on May 18, 2014, 05:53:33 PM
Not really legendary as such, but I watched a female acquaintance of Tom Penny berating him in a Copenhagen bar about the bagginess of his pants.

He replied with "..... they're Krew." and went back to playing pool.

Also heard of P-Rod giving out little individual bags of weed to most attendees at one of his shoe launch parties.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: CumOnYourFace on May 18, 2014, 05:54:58 PM
PJ banged alexis sablone.
gross.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: weaselhead on May 18, 2014, 06:11:39 PM
I'd believe it. I've seen that dude rip Donald barefoot and wasted.

Ha! gnarliest guy... I grew up hearing/seeing stories about him that were just mind boggling. Shit from bombing the steepest hill in town (which that T's at the end) in pitch black to him getting out of high school everyday, immediately pushing down the hallway, and trying to ollie the 18 stair at the school (somedays he'd make it and somedays not). Naturally he was a very inspiring person to me
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: layzieyez on May 18, 2014, 06:18:40 PM
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It was Kasper at Wallenburg.  I always forget the name of the Birdhouse am who was gay but I know that there was a pro who complained about it and it was supposedly Jeremy.

The Mayhew one happened.  I remember him mentioning it in an interview.

Wasn't Lennie Kirk super fucked up and randomly skating around SF when he came across that huge double kink he 50-50ed?

Here's a good one: Jake Johnson's double set wallride in Mind Field was done with an ankle that was so fucked up he was using duct tape to keep it together.  I believe it was one of the first times he was skating with Kalis.  He was super nervous and wasn't planning on doing anything crazy but they found that double set and he did a few wallrides down the first set, smoked a bowl, and then did the whole thing.

RIP AWS  :'(
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I think that's gnarlier than the ankle part. How people smoke to skate and do shit like that is beyond me. If I smoke I think about everything that could go wrong.
Quit smoking dat stress.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: sid vicious on May 18, 2014, 06:27:33 PM
i heard in the 80's at the peak of powell's popularity cabs board flew of a ramp & hit a kid in the head then later died.
anyone have any solid info on this?

i love all those world warehouse raid stories....
i think it was gavin saying they had so many board they couldn't fit them in the car and left them on the gutter.
markovich stratigically stacking/filling a board box with 39mm wheels


Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: oyolar on May 18, 2014, 06:42:22 PM
Markovich used to ride out of his house and if he didn't like how a firecracker or an Ollie sounded, would focus his board and then walk back inside and set up a new one.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 18, 2014, 08:23:10 PM
Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on May 18, 2014, 10:35:18 PM
Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.

Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love. 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 18, 2014, 11:02:42 PM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love. 

Yeah, and people should really stop being prejudiced against incest. It is part of the USA's rich cultural heritage.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: trannies and mannies on May 18, 2014, 11:14:13 PM
ronnie creager tripping on mushrooms during those switch tailslides in trilogy?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tom on May 18, 2014, 11:49:46 PM
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-Some pro (blanking on who) allegedly wearing kneepads under their pants at the Thrasher Wallenberg contest

-A birdhouse pro allegedly getting a talented birdhouse am kicked off the team due to their sexual orientation (this was in a YouTube comment, as with anything you read on the internet, who knows if it's true).

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deetz?
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The Wallenberg kneepad rumor I'm almost positive was in that August '04 Thrasher with Jamie Thomas doing a wallie nosegrab on some brick bank to window spot--believe the article said there was a rumour going around during the contest that either Josh Kasper or Corey Sheppard (can't remember who exactly) was wearing them while trying something there.
Unfortunately, all my skate mags got thrown out once I moved out to college. Maybe someone else has that issue and can verify?  

You can search around for the specifics of the Birdhouse rumor in the comments section of the vid below; again, no idea how valid that poster's claims are:

Classics: Jeremy Klein "Asian Goddess" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDZOO54A6U#)

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I just typed into google, "birdhouse gay am" and they first one is from a magazine article on gay skateboarders. It says it was a dude named, Tim Von Werne.
jarret barry

I've heard backhand stories of Tom Penny being completely fucked up in Europe, possibly not wearing clothes, and walking into skateshops and grabbing all new gear and walking out. I also remember hearing a story oh him showing up to random contest unannounced and borrowing the worst board there and putting on a one man demo
I can't remember the contest and I am pretty sure it was penny and it was a big one, but he took one run the entire contest and French exited. He just walked out after his first run and went back to his hotel. He found out the next day he won
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on May 18, 2014, 11:55:39 PM
Tim Von Werne's story is true, he was going to talk about being a gay skater and Jeremy Kline had him kicked off Birdhouse.

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on May 19, 2014, 01:59:26 AM
Tim Von Werne's story is true, he was going to talk about being a gay skater and Jeremy Kline had him kicked off Birdhouse.


Apparently it wasn't just Klien that had an issue with it, there was talk that everyone on the team and at Blitz had a series of phone calls addressing how deal with the "situation" and Tony was under a lot of pressure to drop him and keep it under wraps. Last word on Tim was he'd moved to the UK after all the bullshit.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: David Puddy on May 19, 2014, 02:10:03 AM
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Tim Von Werne's story is true, he was going to talk about being a gay skater and Jeremy Kline had him kicked off Birdhouse.


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Apparently it wasn't just Klien that had an issue with it, there was talk that everyone on the team and at Blitz had a series of phone calls addressing how deal with the "situation" and Tony was under a lot of pressure to drop him and keep it under wraps. Last word on Tim was he'd moved to the UK after all the bullshit.
http://www.huckmagazine.com/perspectives/reportage-2/gay-skaters/ (http://www.huckmagazine.com/perspectives/reportage-2/gay-skaters/)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Filip on May 19, 2014, 02:10:29 AM
-Chris Senn throwing away his son's rollerblades

-So many Lenny Kirk ones, but favorite I've heard was him fasting until he was delirious at a demo

-Hoffart & Biel

-Some pro (blanking on who) allegedly wearing kneepads under their pants at the Thrasher Wallenberg contest

-A birdhouse pro allegedly getting a talented birdhouse am kicked off the team due to their sexual orientation (this was in a YouTube comment, as with anything you read on the internet, who knows if it's true).

-Chad Knight having the same name as an adult film star and pleading with him via e-mail to change it

-Dave Mayhew missing an Osiris team meeting; then being assigned the D3 model by default--eventually enabling him to retire from skateboarding �


If this is true, Im speechless.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: needlejuice on May 19, 2014, 06:24:32 AM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love. 
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Yeah, and people should really stop being prejudiced against incest. It is part of the USA's rich cultural heritage.

dude regular gay incest is where its at bruh
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: layzieyez on May 19, 2014, 06:26:02 AM
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Tim Von Werne's story is true, he was going to talk about being a gay skater and Jeremy Kline had him kicked off Birdhouse.


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Apparently it wasn't just Klien that had an issue with it, there was talk that everyone on the team and at Blitz had a series of phone calls addressing how deal with the "situation" and Tony was under a lot of pressure to drop him and keep it under wraps. Last word on Tim was he'd moved to the UK after all the bullshit.
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http://www.huckmagazine.com/perspectives/reportage-2/gay-skaters/ (http://www.huckmagazine.com/perspectives/reportage-2/gay-skaters/)
Thanks for the link.  It still trips me out that skateboarding has been one upped by the military and the NFL in its acceptance of gays.  Institutional homophobia is still okay in the skateboard industry.  Fuck that.  Somebody in charge please step up and change this shit.  Now.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on May 19, 2014, 07:29:53 AM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love. 
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Yeah, and people should really stop being prejudiced against incest. It is part of the USA's rich cultural heritage.

Aren't you from England? I'm pretty sure incest is a rather royal tradition. 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 19, 2014, 07:44:11 AM
Josh Kasper was wearing hip pads at wallenburg not knee pads
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 19, 2014, 07:52:56 AM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love.�
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Yeah, and people should really stop being prejudiced against incest. It is part of the USA's rich cultural heritage.
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Aren't you from England? I'm pretty sure incest is a rather royal tradition.�

Yep. The royal family aren't even British though. I blame the Germans...

I think regular incest knows no borders. Universal love.



Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: LOU.502 on May 19, 2014, 09:25:13 AM
Did anyone ever hear anything about Coco Santiago beating up Bam? I know thrasher has referenced it a couple times, but I've never heard the story.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 19, 2014, 09:27:36 AM
Did anyone ever hear anything about Coco Santiago beating up Bam? I know thrasher has referenced it a couple times, but I've never heard the story.
yeah, coco showed up at the spot and asked 'you want serrated gnarliness, holmes? there's a can of chinga tu madras on the table, help yourself' and bam made fun of coco's ese slang before getting pummeled.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 19, 2014, 10:15:20 AM
fuckin way to go pj!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 19, 2014, 10:22:52 AM
all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.

I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 19, 2014, 10:52:18 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?


i wouldn't doubt it but i don't have any good secondhand accounts. a long time ago i worked at yellowstone and my boss was a portland skater so if i wanted to fuck off for a little bit i'd ask him for a pigpen story or something and he always delivered. i don't think he knew heddings as well since he moved to san diego so long ago. there usedta be a couple deaf skaters at burnside, the black kid ripped but apparently he ran to ATL to avoid a rape charge.
then brent atchley told us a story about 'deaf tom' he was taking a shit at a bar and passed out on the toilet. when he awoke the bar was closed so he just started drinking. the cops come and yell at him to stop and comply but he's deaf so he keeps drinking. then they beat the living shit out of him so he's got a lawsuit against portland PD.
those deaf tranny dogs, always up to no good!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 19, 2014, 10:59:01 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?


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i wouldn't doubt it but i don't have any good secondhand accounts. a long time ago i worked at yellowstone and my boss was a portland skater so if i wanted to fuck off for a little bit i'd ask him for a pigpen story or something and he always delivered. i don't think he knew heddings as well since he moved to san diego so long ago. there usedta be a couple deaf skaters at burnside, the black kid ripped but apparently he ran to ATL to avoid a rape charge.
then brent atchley told us a story about 'deaf tom' he was taking a shit at a bar and passed out on the toilet. when he awoke the bar was closed so he just started drinking. the cops come and yell at him to stop and comply but he's deaf so he keeps drinking. then they beat the living shit out of him so he's got a lawsuit against portland PD.
those deaf tranny dogs, always up to no good!

Paul Johnson was his name, holy fucking memory.

Him and Scott Kekk (sp?) had a little thing in Thrasher maybe 13/14 years ago; I believe Kekk had one eye.

The Atchley story was excellent.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ttching! on May 19, 2014, 11:08:00 AM
Hi antwuan
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-41-500x333.jpg)

i heard you slayed some waterloo yesterday, how big was she?
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-42-500x333.jpg)

I don't believe you, ill ask your friends over there swimming
YO,HOW BIG WAS THE WATERLOO SHANTELL?
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-47-500x333.jpg)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: macgruber on May 19, 2014, 11:10:17 AM
Cardiel at Marseilles on a broken board.
  
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 19, 2014, 11:11:00 AM
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Hi antwuan
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-41-500x333.jpg)

i heard you slayed some waterloo yesterday, how big was she?
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-42-500x333.jpg)

I don't believe you, ill ask your friends over there swimming
YO,HOW BIG WAS THE WATERLOO SHANTELL?
(http://shadlambert.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casadeDollin-47-500x333.jpg)
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Yes ttching! for the win!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: The Woodsman on May 19, 2014, 12:03:27 PM
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It was Kasper at Wallenburg.  I always forget the name of the Birdhouse am who was gay but I know that there was a pro who complained about it and it was supposedly Jeremy.

The Mayhew one happened.  I remember him mentioning it in an interview.

Wasn't Lennie Kirk super fucked up and randomly skating around SF when he came across that huge double kink he 50-50ed?

Here's a good one: Jake Johnson's double set wallride in Mind Field was done with an ankle that was so fucked up he was using duct tape to keep it together.  I believe it was one of the first times he was skating with Kalis.  He was super nervous and wasn't planning on doing anything crazy but they found that double set and he did a few wallrides down the first set, smoked a bowl, and then did the whole thing.

RIP AWS  :'(
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I think that's gnarlier than the ankle part. How people smoke to skate and do shit like that is beyond me. If I smoke I think about everything that could go wrong.

I have personally skated with Jake a few times and he always has weed on him, ALWAYS. He is constantly high so I'm sure that most of the stuff he has filmed has been while high.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 19, 2014, 12:11:48 PM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?


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i wouldn't doubt it but i don't have any good secondhand accounts. a long time ago i worked at yellowstone and my boss was a portland skater so if i wanted to fuck off for a little bit i'd ask him for a pigpen story or something and he always delivered. i don't think he knew heddings as well since he moved to san diego so long ago. there usedta be a couple deaf skaters at burnside, the black kid ripped but apparently he ran to ATL to avoid a rape charge.
then brent atchley told us a story about 'deaf tom' he was taking a shit at a bar and passed out on the toilet. when he awoke the bar was closed so he just started drinking. the cops come and yell at him to stop and comply but he's deaf so he keeps drinking. then they beat the living shit out of him so he's got a lawsuit against portland PD.
those deaf tranny dogs, always up to no good!
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Paul Johnson was his name, holy fucking memory.

Him and Scott Kekk (sp?) had a little thing in Thrasher maybe 13/14 years ago; I believe Kekk had one eye.

The Atchley story was excellent.
is scott kekk the one who got shanked when they were running the junkies out? his girlfriend brought me from lincoln city to portland once when i was stranded out there drunk for a wk.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: foley_ on May 19, 2014, 01:15:13 PM
heath and skatetalk bob getting lost then calling the cops wasted saying they'd found a dead body in an attempt to spend a night in the drunk tank
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: JAesop on May 19, 2014, 01:40:48 PM
So I just noticed Brian patch placed at Vans Pro Tech...thought that he was up on the statutory rape charges ? Anybody have the scoop on that one? I read some accounts and the whole thing seemed shady, like the truth wasn't really coming out from either side.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on May 19, 2014, 01:53:18 PM
So I just noticed Brian patch placed at Vans Pro Tech...thought that he was up on the statutory rape charges ? Anybody have the scoop on that one? I read some accounts and the whole thing seemed shady, like the truth wasn't really coming out from either side.

http://sports.espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=6542382 (http://sports.espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=6542382)

""We're happy that those unwarranted charges were dismissed in the interest of justice," said Patch's co-council Gary Labin, adding, "With a plea deal, you know exactly what you're getting. With a jury trial, you never know what's going to happen."

In a prepared statement sent via email, Patch wrote, "There is a Supreme Court judicial opinion that states: 'There is not an easier charge made and a more difficult to disprove.' To keep my friends, family, and alleged victim from suffering any further, when faced with this dilemma and presented a deal offered by the D.A., I had to take it."

Nevertheless, Patch's team said they were prepared for trial. According to Labin, Patch's case was mishandled from the start by one of the officers, who's now being held on unrelated charges of kidnapping and rape. "And I can't speak for the prosecution," he added, "but it certainly doesn't help their case when the alleged victim is yelling at the judge, 'He's not guilty!' She told the court that her father had threatened her if she didn't [point the finger at Patch]. " "
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: oldgoodburger on May 19, 2014, 01:55:13 PM
didn't vov fuck his best friend's wife? i know some vert dude did
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: doublesteveburger on May 19, 2014, 01:58:06 PM
Patrick O’Dell tells me about an incident ten years ago where a skater who was rumoured to be gay left a tour after somebody said, ‘Oh, I heard you were a faggot.’ “It turned into the hugest fight with three skaters being extremely homophobic and the others sticking up for him,” says O’Dell. But while these incidents paint the worst possible picture of sections of skateboarding, Tim points out that, while on Birdhouse “there was no one I met when I was skateboarding or that I have ever talked to in skateboarding who ever had a problem with me being gay”.


interesting.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: friendly dave on May 19, 2014, 03:34:19 PM
didn't vov fuck his best friend's wife? i know some vert dude did

That was the boss Hawk. Vov is too busy slaying jailbait in Brazil.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 19, 2014, 04:24:25 PM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?


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i wouldn't doubt it but i don't have any good secondhand accounts. a long time ago i worked at yellowstone and my boss was a portland skater so if i wanted to fuck off for a little bit i'd ask him for a pigpen story or something and he always delivered. i don't think he knew heddings as well since he moved to san diego so long ago. there usedta be a couple deaf skaters at burnside, the black kid ripped but apparently he ran to ATL to avoid a rape charge.
then brent atchley told us a story about 'deaf tom' he was taking a shit at a bar and passed out on the toilet. when he awoke the bar was closed so he just started drinking. the cops come and yell at him to stop and comply but he's deaf so he keeps drinking. then they beat the living shit out of him so he's got a lawsuit against portland PD.
those deaf tranny dogs, always up to no good!
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Paul Johnson was his name, holy fucking memory.

Him and Scott Kekk (sp?) had a little thing in Thrasher maybe 13/14 years ago; I believe Kekk had one eye.

The Atchley story was excellent.
'Deaf Paul' still lives in Portland. Apparently, his preferred method of intercourse hasn't changed.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 19, 2014, 04:26:27 PM
Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
That video is rad. I couldn't remember Kyle Hagerty's last name a while back. What's that dude up to? He and Alex White were campers at skatecamp when I worked there.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 19, 2014, 04:30:27 PM
The Fabry incident.  More so that he lived.

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Glue Reed on May 19, 2014, 04:37:26 PM
not exactly legendary but entertaining nonetheless... i remember reading in Slap a tale about Chet Thomas beating up Duane Peters.

Also Richard Paez punching Jake Phelps in the nose when he was like 16.

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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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That video is rad. I couldn't remember Kyle Hagerty's last name a while back. What's that dude up to? He and Alex White were campers at skatecamp when I worked there.
damn we must've all grown up around the same area.. i remember most of those dudes when they were young, i was gone by the time Peter started getting noticed; but he always ripped.
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Post by: weaselhead on May 19, 2014, 07:43:00 PM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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That video is rad. I couldn't remember Kyle Hagerty's last name a while back. What's that dude up to? He and Alex White were campers at skatecamp when I worked there.
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damn we must've all grown up around the same area.. i remember most of those dudes when they were young, i was gone by the time Peter started getting noticed; but he always ripped.

An internet forum meeting of skate generations!? Haha they were just about old enough to be counselers for me and my friends (no way that happened though). Do either of you remember Heath Sherratt? He's another guy who five-ten years ago was talked about religiously. Stories of him definitely blew my mind apart.

To pinche gringo, a friend of his told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Andrew on May 19, 2014, 08:46:09 PM
all the lennie kirk stories from kalis' epicly latrd

mainly the story of how lennie kirk got deep into religion

if you didn't see it-

lennie got run over by a pacific bell truck one day skating in sf
board broke and the tires went all the way across his chest w/ multiple witnesses
he got up without a scratch
then the next day he's skating through traffic/running red lights and a taxi driver yells at him "DONT YOU SEE THE LIGHT"
boom
religious fanatic



i also like the one fred gall tells where fred is chillin outside a laundromat waiting for his clothes in a scummy part of jersey when lennie rolls up on a bike and starts mean mugging some thug walking by. the thug goes, "what the fuck are you lookin at" whereby lennie decides it's a good idea to say "why dont you go home and get your gun and shoot me then??"
the dude returns dusted out on a bike with a metal pipe and starts swinging at freddy and lennie, eventually lennie gets his arm broken and gets away while fred and some other dude lead the dusted out thug dude to the top of a gnarly hill and bomb it, losing the thug guy behind

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 19, 2014, 10:45:40 PM
To pinche gringo, a friend of his, Derek, told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.
Rad. Thanks.

Edit: Richard Paez KO'ed Phelps for calling him 'Hamburger Jr' in Germany when he was 16.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on May 20, 2014, 11:12:13 AM
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To pinche gringo, a friend of his, Derek, told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.
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Rad. Thanks.

Edit: Richard Paez KO'ed Phelps for calling him 'Hamburger Jr' in Germany when he was 16.

Forgot about Richard knocking Phelps out ha ha, you still talk to Richard these days? Still remember meeting him, Jesse and Tim at Hanford and they took us to a pool.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Ron B on May 20, 2014, 12:21:10 PM
Bill Pepper also fought Phelps & a few other heads at the Thrasher office after getting their "Most Annoying Skater Award" #4
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/)

Also I think it might of been Andy Roy (I'm really not sure) talking about how Harold Hunter ate out a hooker in some hallway while he watched. I'm surprised there ain't more Harold stories actually.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: cookieboy on May 20, 2014, 12:29:49 PM
(http://skateeveryday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hqdefault82.jpg)
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#NEVERFORGET

So what's the story behind this one? I see a lot of posters reference this but I never got to see that episode.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: David Puddy on May 20, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
Bill Pepper also fought Phelps & a few other heads at the Thrasher office after getting their "Most Annoying Skater Award" #4
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/)

Also I think it might of been Andy Roy (I'm really not sure) talking about how Harold Hunter ate out a hooker in some hallway while he watched. I'm surprised there ain't more Harold stories actually.
What about the one where Harold passed out in the Zoo York office bathroom after jerking off, only to be found by Jeff Pang or Robbie Gangemi or whoever.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 20, 2014, 01:02:19 PM
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Bill Pepper also fought Phelps & a few other heads at the Thrasher office after getting their "Most Annoying Skater Award" #4
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/)

Also I think it might of been Andy Roy (I'm really not sure) talking about how Harold Hunter ate out a hooker in some hallway while he watched. I'm surprised there ain't more Harold stories actually.
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What about the one where Harold passed out in the Zoo York office bathroom after jerking off, only to be found by Jeff Pang or Robbie Gangemi or whoever.
i read the one recently puddy but that's nothing to eating a creampie out of hooker that andy roy just left in there. harold you gross beast!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Andrew on May 20, 2014, 02:29:30 PM
sinclair told one in his free lunch where he said that harold licked some random chick's feet at a bus stop then made out with a drive thru employee later that night
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: David Puddy on May 20, 2014, 03:11:34 PM
Meth vs Shef (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVmnQutwQqc#)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Glue Reed on May 20, 2014, 03:18:29 PM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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That video is rad. I couldn't remember Kyle Hagerty's last name a while back. What's that dude up to? He and Alex White were campers at skatecamp when I worked there.
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damn we must've all grown up around the same area.. i remember most of those dudes when they were young, i was gone by the time Peter started getting noticed; but he always ripped.
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An internet forum meeting of skate generations!? Haha they were just about old enough to be counselers for me and my friends (no way that happened though). Do either of you remember Heath Sherratt? He's another guy who five-ten years ago was talked about religiously. Stories of him definitely blew my mind apart.

To pinche gringo, a friend of his told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.

Oh yeah, i used to skate with Heath quite a bit.  He was one of those hometown rippers that was better than most of the pros you'd meet (he was a little older than me, and light years better).  All the sickest shit in that area was done by him... the biggest hills, biggest gaps, etc.. I remember he moved up to SF and got a little coverage in some mags but that was awhile ago.

And yeah I do know that Kyle Haggerty is a firefighter up in that area, a friend of mine works with him.  I don't really remember him other than when he was REAL young, and he used to skate at this indoor park/vert ramp and rip pretty hard for a little dude.  Jason Jessee was a regular there.


Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: zombiesoybot on May 20, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
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It was Kasper at Wallenburg.  I always forget the name of the Birdhouse am who was gay but I know that there was a pro who complained about it and it was supposedly Jeremy.

The Mayhew one happened.  I remember him mentioning it in an interview.

Wasn't Lennie Kirk super fucked up and randomly skating around SF when he came across that huge double kink he 50-50ed?

Here's a good one: Jake Johnson's double set wallride in Mind Field was done with an ankle that was so fucked up he was using duct tape to keep it together.  I believe it was one of the first times he was skating with Kalis.  He was super nervous and wasn't planning on doing anything crazy but they found that double set and he did a few wallrides down the first set, smoked a bowl, and then did the whole thing.

RIP AWS  :'(
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I think that's gnarlier than the ankle part. How people smoke to skate and do shit like that is beyond me. If I smoke I think about everything that could go wrong.
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I have personally skated with Jake a few times and he always has weed on him, ALWAYS. He is constantly high so I'm sure that most of the stuff he has filmed has been while high.

we were skating this spot once and he couldnt land this switch wall ride that he was trying for an hour, took a hit, then landed it next try.  lands it and says "thank you weed!" i shit myself, it was the quote of the trip.
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Post by: pinche gringo on May 20, 2014, 06:39:53 PM
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To pinche gringo, a friend of his, Derek, told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.
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Rad. Thanks.

Edit: Richard Paez KO'ed Phelps for calling him 'Hamburger Jr' in Germany when he was 16.
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Forgot about Richard knocking Phelps out ha ha, you still talk to Richard these days? Still remember meeting him, Jesse and Tim at Hanford and they took us to a pool.
If I see him when I go to Visalia. I don't really go out of my way to see many people besides my mom when I'm there. I go skate and I'm stoked to run into whoever I run into.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: plonster on May 20, 2014, 07:23:08 PM
Sheffey fighting off half of Wu Tang with a windshield wiper


Also clarification on some Penny myths, dude is the man

http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000013538/features/calm-cool-and-carefree-the-legend-of-tom-penny/ (http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000013538/features/calm-cool-and-carefree-the-legend-of-tom-penny/)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 21, 2014, 01:30:20 AM
In the early 90's, Tom Knox duked it out with a Tulare County Sheriff and got off on self defense.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: greenmilktea on May 21, 2014, 03:12:35 AM
the one where grant taylor showed up to pyramid ledges in new york and didn't say hi or acknowledge kalis (during their time as teammates)

that always bummed me out
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kevin Malone on May 21, 2014, 09:12:55 AM
the one where grant taylor showed up to pyramid ledges in new york and didn't say hi or acknowledge kalis (during their time as teammates)

that always bummed me out

Are you kidding me? That's amazing.. So soft.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: gnidraobetaks on May 21, 2014, 11:30:38 AM
daviiiid fucked a unicorn and now has a rainbow dong.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: spungo on May 21, 2014, 02:20:57 PM
In the early 90's, Tom Knox duked it out with a Tulare County Sheriff and got off on self defense.

I had a Tom Knox T-Shirt in the early 90's with a Raymond Pettibon graphic that had a dude hitting a cop with his skateboard and it said "Nowhere to run, now it's your turn"  Never heard that story, it's cool to hear about the graphic. 


here's a link to the shirt.  isuck at internet

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/dragtrain/cabinet/thrasher/sc-knox-bf2.jpg (http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/dragtrain/cabinet/thrasher/sc-knox-bf2.jpg)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kanye Omari West on May 21, 2014, 04:35:25 PM
Something about Bob Burnquist getting some underage chick pregnant?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 21, 2014, 07:00:08 PM
17!? come on!!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: weaselhead on May 21, 2014, 07:16:43 PM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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That video is rad. I couldn't remember Kyle Hagerty's last name a while back. What's that dude up to? He and Alex White were campers at skatecamp when I worked there.
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damn we must've all grown up around the same area.. i remember most of those dudes when they were young, i was gone by the time Peter started getting noticed; but he always ripped.
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An internet forum meeting of skate generations!? Haha they were just about old enough to be counselers for me and my friends (no way that happened though). Do either of you remember Heath Sherratt? He's another guy who five-ten years ago was talked about religiously. Stories of him definitely blew my mind apart.

To pinche gringo, a friend of his told me a few years ago that he works as a firefighter somewhere around shasta/redding now.
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Oh yeah, i used to skate with Heath quite a bit.  He was one of those hometown rippers that was better than most of the pros you'd meet (he was a little older than me, and light years better).  All the sickest shit in that area was done by him... the biggest hills, biggest gaps, etc.. I remember he moved up to SF and got a little coverage in some mags but that was awhile ago.

And yeah I do know that Kyle Haggerty is a firefighter up in that area, a friend of mine works with him.  I don't really remember him other than when he was REAL young, and he used to skate at this indoor park/vert ramp and rip pretty hard for a little dude.  Jason Jessee was a regular there.




Sounds awesome to have witnessed.

I'm still bitter about that park closing during my early youth...Only got to skate there once. The friends and I tried learning how to ollie for about half an hour then became more enticed with butt sliding into the vert ramp and trying to peel our favorite stickers off the tops of the banks without ripping them. We sucked
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Wizard Fight on May 22, 2014, 12:05:57 PM

'Deaf Paul' still lives in Portland. Apparently, his preferred method of intercourse hasn't changed.

He was in KOTR 2013. You have any news stories or evidence I can check out? I'm pretty bummed to hear accusations of rape against him.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 22, 2014, 12:17:13 PM
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'Deaf Paul' still lives in Portland. Apparently, his preferred method of intercourse hasn't changed.
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He was in KOTR 2013. You have any news stories or evidence I can check out? I'm pretty bummed to hear accusations of rape against him.
I doubt anything is going to happen from the allegation I heard about. For everyone's sake I hope it is untrue.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: wallieD on May 22, 2014, 01:04:24 PM
cobra cole takes a portable foam pit to all the bigger spots. he has to land the trick 20 times before he gets rid of it, and allows the filmers to take their cameras out.  one time a lurker managed to snap a cellphone pic

(http://i62.tinypic.com/25tar7n.jpg)
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Post by: The Donger on May 24, 2014, 02:11:59 AM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love.? 

Head injury regular or down syndrome regular?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Gaius Julius NZA on May 24, 2014, 09:29:13 AM
Wasn't there beef between Heath and Ethan? I thought they addressed it in a Skate Talk. Think they deleted that one.
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Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 24, 2014, 11:20:53 AM
I've read it a million time but for real.. Did Shawn Powers really smash RiRi??? 
If it's a inside joke then well played

And Hoffart pumping Jessica Biel is so rad.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: OopsPoops on May 24, 2014, 05:36:09 PM
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Nick Merlino had sex with a regular chick.
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Nothing too crazy about two special needs people making sweet love.? 
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Head injury regular or down syndrome regular?

Or physically regular?
Merlino looks like he has a thing for wheelchairs.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: yapple dapple on May 24, 2014, 09:37:49 PM
Markovich getting kicked out of Wade Speyer's 21st Bithdayday party for getting too drunk and trying to fight ...............


Hold on. I need to fact check before I drop a name.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 24, 2014, 09:48:02 PM
Markovich getting kicked out of Wade Speyer's 21st Bithdayday party for getting too drunk and trying to fight ...............


Hold on. I need to fact check before I drop a name.

billy rohan played the matador and defeated chad 'the bull' fernandez. first 'trick' here.
Billy Rohan - 561 to NYC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhi7_Lsg6o#)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: j....soy..... on May 24, 2014, 10:11:15 PM
Markovich getting kicked out of Wade Speyer's 21st Bithdayday party for getting too drunk and trying to fight ...............


Hold on. I need to fact check before I drop a name.


Almost got beat down by sheffey at his own bachelor party no?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 25, 2014, 02:45:01 AM
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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Patey on May 25, 2014, 07:04:15 PM
didnt mike carroll fuck justin pierce's girl and then he hung himself
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 25, 2014, 07:09:50 PM
didnt mike carroll fuck justin pierce's girl and then he hung himself
no, if mike carroll fucks your girl it's 7 yrs good luck
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 25, 2014, 07:12:32 PM
didnt mike carroll fuck justin pierce's girl and then he hung himself
that was actually supposedly Mariano, idk if is true but there was a lot of talk on here about it when Mariano made his comeack, you prolly find those threads
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 25, 2014, 07:19:29 PM
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Markovich getting kicked out of Wade Speyer's 21st Bithdayday party for getting too drunk and trying to fight ...............


Hold on. I need to fact check before I drop a name.

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billy rohan played the matador and defeated chad 'the bull' fernandez. first 'trick' here.
Billy Rohan - 561 to NYC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhi7_Lsg6o#)

Billy Rohan is epic in general; the European backflip to Mental Hospital is one I often convey in a non-skateboarding related context.

Remember when Markovich was slated to box "Bad" Chad at ASR maybe a decade ago?

The Renaud saga involving his abrupt departure from Barcelona and subsequently Habitat made for a good tale; he just didn't give a fuck.

I wish I had my Skateboarder back-catalog at this location, the "10 or 20 things you didn't know about ____" section would be a goldmine.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 25, 2014, 08:16:06 PM
I forget who told this or where I read it, but it always makes me chuckle.

When Girl used to to tour with Sheffey no one wanted to room with him because he was too wild. So they always used to put the young ams with him. I think someone said that he used to whip Jeremy Rogers with the buckle end of his belt! What a great image.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 25, 2014, 08:32:52 PM
The story Grosso told in Big Brother about ODing and coming to with the emergency response folks outside the house, walking outside and a frozen burrito falling out of his ass is classic. I didn't know before then that when someone ODs on heroin you're supposed to stuff ice in their orifices and somehow that shocks their system back to life - I don't know if that is factual, I've never had to try. Apparently, the house he ODed at didn't have ice and only had frozen burritos.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 25, 2014, 08:35:21 PM
The story Grosso told in Big Brother about ODing and coming to with the emergency response folks outside the house, walking outside and a frozen burrito falling out of his ass is classic. I didn't know before then that when someone ODs on heroin you're supposed to stuff ice in their orifices and somehow that shocks their system back to life - I don't know if that is factual, I've never had to try. Apparently, the house he ODed at didn't have ice and only had frozen burritos.
i've heard that and have a buddy who did it to this obnoxious girl [krazy karla] but i don't think it works. you're overdosing on opiates and narcan tricks your body into not believing it's on opiates but anything else is just trying to annoy someone awake. i slapped a kid around for a while so he wouldn't catch a nod and not wake up but if he'd taken more that would also have been ineffectual.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 25, 2014, 08:38:35 PM
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The story Grosso told in Big Brother about ODing and coming to with the emergency response folks outside the house, walking outside and a frozen burrito falling out of his ass is classic. I didn't know before then that when someone ODs on heroin you're supposed to stuff ice in their orifices and somehow that shocks their system back to life - I don't know if that is factual, I've never had to try. Apparently, the house he ODed at didn't have ice and only had frozen burritos.
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i've heard that and have a buddy who did it to this obnoxious girl [krazy karla] but i don't think it works. you're overdosing on opiates and narcan tricks your body into not believing it's on opiates but anything else is just trying to annoy someone awake. i slapped a kid around for a while so he wouldn't catch a nod and not wake up but if he'd taken more that would also have been ineffectual.
That's what I assumed. Thanks sharktits.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: DannyDee on May 25, 2014, 09:10:36 PM
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didnt mike carroll fuck justin pierce's girl and then he hung himself
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that was actually supposedly Mariano, idk if is true but there was a lot of talk on here about it when Mariano made his comeack, you prolly find those threads
If you watch the epicaly later'd on Guy, his live in girlfriend who reached out to get help from Rick and Meagan to get guy help is Justin Pierce's former wife. Sad story all around, but Justin definitely had problems outside of that incident, and wouldn't be surprised if the guilt contributed significantly to the demons that led Guy to drug addiction. Sad story all around.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 26, 2014, 03:23:29 AM
The Guy/Justin story is true. I used to sell Guy rocks on skid row. He also told me that Carroll was bi.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Mad Max on May 26, 2014, 05:43:01 AM
I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on May 26, 2014, 06:45:00 AM
I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.

So far ahead of his time.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: heckler on May 26, 2014, 08:20:05 AM
There's a good story about Sheffey pissing in Koston's shoes at a house party on the Mouse DVD commentary.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Man on May 26, 2014, 09:06:08 AM
Jeff Phillips 1st place on acid
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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on May 26, 2014, 10:31:29 AM
There's a good story about Sheffey pissing in Koston's shoes at a house party on the Mouse DVD commentary.

That was York
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: paraquat on May 26, 2014, 10:37:33 AM
I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
If Gino came out a a gay, the boobs thread would be un-stickied.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: m477 on May 26, 2014, 11:48:03 AM
In 95 or 96 skating pier 7 I saw Stevie Williams filming lines. One trick was a fs pop shove nosegrind on a metal coped block. He was having trouble with it and one attempt he missed, I happened to be two ledges away which is pretty far. He runs out of his bail and runs all the way down to me and tries to punk me with a shoulder check (he didn't actually touch me but tried to get me to flinch). Totally caught me off guard since I wasn't even close to getting in his way. I didn't flinch and sheepishly said sorry. Never been a fan since (obviously). DGK is a fitting name.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: NURSEJENNY on May 26, 2014, 12:34:40 PM
Random Stevie Perez luv story, David Loy bullies youth, Ryan Reyes: a cool kid, Ryan Sheckler.

In the eighth grade(2007-2008) I frequented Pedlow skate park. At the time it was not unusual for Stevie Perez to show up and mess around for an hour or two. He was to my knowledge a "nobody" at the time, but was painfully better than everyone else lol. One hot summer day day we were skating a small down down rail. We were taking turns. I remember he tweaked a flawless front-crook then I followed with a FS over-crook COOL. I skated back to the starting point and waited for him to go.. Literally for no reason at all he pulled out an earphone, looked at my face (with no expression and utmost indifference), and said, "I think you can skate rails."

When I was around ten or twelve I would skate at Van's Skate Park, at the Block at Orange. I was a chubby kid who had just learned how to kick-flip. I was kick-flipping everything too. Euro-gaps, banks, to fakie, to rock, flat ground. Them hoes LOVED it HAHA... Anywayssss, one day David and his bitch boy sk8r crew showed up to shred some gnar. He was probably fourteen or fifteen and average on board. I remember David would literally shove six year olds and scream unintelligible things if they were in "His" way. I was a local and I remember everyone agreeing on the fact he was an obnoxious cunty. One time he sprained his ankle fifteen feet away from me and then cried about how it was MY fault to his BFFs. Um exsqueeze me, LOL. I'm 20 now and I can always refer back to David as a perfect synonym for when I'm trying to use a different word for kook.

Ryan Reyes also frequented Vans. I generally remember he was cool and blasted very chill melons.

Ryan Sheckler crashed into me at Vans. It didn't hurt but he still stopped my board, picked it up, and handed it to me. He was very apologetic and genuine.

Cali, brah.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Cooner66 on May 26, 2014, 04:32:16 PM
when i was in the 9th or 10th grade there was an Emerica demo in my town.. this woulda been around the time baker 3 came out, or jus shortly after. Demo ripped everyone killed it, and me and a few of my friends asked Herman to smoke a blunt with us, he said yeah sure i've gotta go back to the hotel tho but i'll be back... sure enough about an hour after the demo was over he comes strolling back to the park which was about a 20 min skate from the hotel they were staying at.. gets baked with us and i remember him saying, "man this thing is like a hot dog". lol .. also my older buddy mentioned that he looked a lot like jereme rogers and herman got genuinely pissed off at that comment haha.. super random story probably more so for a different thread but whatever
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tom on May 26, 2014, 06:03:11 PM
those last three weren't legendary at all
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: sultsult on May 26, 2014, 06:51:32 PM
what about mike carroll getting a lap dance at that street league after party? he was the only one to man up and the chick was like 18.. video was on some skaters facebook but got taken down...

also, danny way murdering a dude for being gay
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Andrew on May 26, 2014, 06:57:29 PM
what about mike carroll getting a lap dance at that street league after party? he was the only one to man up and the chick was like 18.. video was on some skaters facebook but got taken down...



in that epicly latrd john alden told a story about how on the first beauty and the beast trip they went to a strip club in oregon and tony trujillo asked the busted looking chick he was getting a lap dance from who her favorite skater was and without hesitation she said 'mike carroll!'. tony pulled his head back and pointed to a smiling/waving mike carroll who was sitting nearby and she apparently shrieked and took him into the back room for free lap dances
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Cousin Avi on May 26, 2014, 07:10:42 PM
I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.

Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 26, 2014, 08:30:34 PM
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what about mike carroll getting a lap dance at that street league after party? he was the only one to man up and the chick was like 18.. video was on some skaters facebook but got taken down...


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in that epicly latrd john alden told a story about how on the first beauty and the beast trip they went to a strip club in oregon and tony trujillo asked the busted looking chick he was getting a lap dance from who her favorite skater was and without hesitation she said 'mike carroll!'. tony pulled his head back and pointed to a smiling/waving mike carroll who was sitting nearby and she apparently shrieked and took him into the back room for free lap dances

That's Oregon hospitality.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: WeirdBeach on May 26, 2014, 08:37:10 PM
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I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
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Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
so did Freddie Mercury
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2014, 08:39:59 PM
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I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
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Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
[one day after a long blackout drunk]
'gino may ask himself
how did i get here?
this is not my car
this is not my beautiful wife
letting your days go by
water flowing underground
same as it ever was.....'
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 26, 2014, 08:47:36 PM
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I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
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Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
Heard this rumor a while ago from a pretty respectable source, His Bf is supposedly the asian kid that he did Poets with. A few other names were mentioned, another was a very prominant photographer.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 26, 2014, 08:58:50 PM
Jeff Phillips 1st place on acid
(http://impose.vaesite.com/__data/uploads/images/Jeff%20Phillips%20results-Optimized.jpg)
how the fuck did Mcgill and Caballero beat Hawk and Hosoi?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: KING TUT on May 26, 2014, 09:28:43 PM
tony fucked the judges girlfriend
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: LOU.502 on May 26, 2014, 09:34:37 PM
What about Duane doing the loop in like 1978 with no documented proof?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: yapple dapple on May 26, 2014, 10:17:49 PM
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Markovich getting kicked out of Wade Speyer's 21st Bithdayday party for getting too drunk and trying to fight ...............


Hold on. I need to fact check before I drop a name.

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Almost got beat down by sheffey at his own bachelor party no?
I cound'nt remember was is it Butch one f the OG Z-boyz or karma Tsocheff who got in to it with good old Markovich. I was 16 and a bit tipsy myself but both were involved, Anyway it was confirmed Karma vs Markovich.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: JPCanada on May 26, 2014, 10:58:04 PM
I've heard the Gino thing before too actually.  I heard it from someone that did work in the industry but not for any companies with affiliation to the man himself.  Could easily be some shit a rep made up or something.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on May 27, 2014, 12:33:14 AM
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I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
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Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
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so did Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury was never married nor did he father any children. Elton John however was married to a woman, is now married to a man and has two children from his current marriage.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Malcolm Sex on May 27, 2014, 01:43:52 AM
Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: A Not At All Naughty Chemist on May 27, 2014, 06:35:21 AM
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I was told the other day that Gino is gay.
The idea never dawned on me but I like it.
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Gino has a son, I understand and a beautiful wife, too...
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[one day after a long blackout drunk]
'gino may ask himself
how did i get here?
this is not my car
this is not my beautiful wife
letting your days go by
water flowing underground
same as it ever was.....'


Beat me to it
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hadouken on May 27, 2014, 04:24:54 PM
Not sure if it's legendary, but I remember years ago an extremely good Australian skater got sent to the US by his sponsors. Within days of landing there he'd had a fight with The Muska and was effectively black banned from the industry.

He repaid his sponsors by robbing them and skipping town.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on May 28, 2014, 12:30:41 AM
the Guy story is true
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: sid vicious on May 28, 2014, 01:08:00 AM
Not sure if it's legendary, but I remember years ago an extremely good Australian skater got sent to the US by his sponsors. Within days of landing there he'd had a fight with The Muska and was effectively black banned from the industry.

He repaid his sponsors by robbing them and skipping town.

who was it??
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hadouken on May 28, 2014, 04:48:32 AM
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Not sure if it's legendary, but I remember years ago an extremely good Australian skater got sent to the US by his sponsors. Within days of landing there he'd had a fight with The Muska and was effectively black banned from the industry.

He repaid his sponsors by robbing them and skipping town.
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who was it??

I guess enough people are over it now... Jason 'Buzza' Burrows. Still the most naturally talented skater I've ever seen in real life, but, a total dirtbag it would seem. Also, happy to be corrected on it, but I think it's pretty universally accepted in Melbourne.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Badmeaningood on May 28, 2014, 05:16:10 AM
Who won the fight?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on May 28, 2014, 06:19:42 AM
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Not sure if it's legendary, but I remember years ago an extremely good Australian skater got sent to the US by his sponsors. Within days of landing there he'd had a fight with The Muska and was effectively black banned from the industry.

He repaid his sponsors by robbing them and skipping town.
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who was it??
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I guess enough people are over it now... Jason 'Buzza' Burrows. Still the most naturally talented skater I've ever seen in real life, but, a total dirtbag it would seem. Also, happy to be corrected on it, but I think it's pretty universally accepted in Melbourne.
Are you serious? I never knew Buzza made it out of Melbourne let alone to the States. Who sent him there! Buzza is a rad dude that had a pretty shitty start in life that led to him making shitty decisions later in life. He was well known for being able to do any trick you could name and would regularly see a pro trying a trick at a demo and land it first try with them looking. He didnt understand that that was poor form. He was one of if not the first guy to hit Flinders St gold rail. He had a bad rep but deep down he is a rad guy that as my friend used to say probably just needed a hug.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: KING TUT on May 28, 2014, 09:41:47 AM
Who won the fight?

well if muska won the fight burrows mighta still been around.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on May 28, 2014, 12:48:20 PM
Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 28, 2014, 01:07:53 PM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
all true, also danny way invented crack to contaminate the black community and make money for the contras in nicaragua. in return, president reagan built danny way the mega ramp.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 28, 2014, 01:11:19 PM
Anyone know anything about a Trujillo/Karma fight?

Anti-Hero photo retrospective by Tobin maybe 15 years back had a photo of Tony all bloodied up saying "he got socked by Karma & had to tell his mom he slammed skating".

Seems like Bob & Andy got into it as well at some point; no surprise.

And of course everything about Eric J back in those days is legendary.  
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: pinche gringo on May 28, 2014, 01:34:13 PM
In the early 90's Karma got jumped by a car load of Nortenos, in broad daylight, and got hit in the head a few times with a 2 x 4. As the story goes, Alan Petersen ran away, to his credit he probably assumed Karma ran too and wasn't being whacked in the head with a length of wood.

One time someone sarcastically asked Karma for his autograph to which he responded 'Yeah, my knuckles on your forehead'.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Bill on May 28, 2014, 01:42:15 PM
Alex Perelson & Rune Glifberg  made out with each other  & both admitted to it 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 28, 2014, 01:42:36 PM
In the early 90's Karma got jumped by a car load of Nortenos, in broad daylight, and got hit in the head a few times with a 2 x 4. As the story goes, Alan Petersen ran away, to his credit he probably assumed Karma ran too and wasn't being whacked in the head with a length of wood.

One time someone sarcastically asked Karma for his autograph to which he responded 'Yeah, my knuckles on your forehead'.

Lesson: Don't fuck with Karma . . .
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 28, 2014, 01:42:48 PM
every video part jamie thomas would be bald and he'd grow his hair for a yr and give it to cancer
[i don't think that one's true]
dan drehobl lights cigarettes off the butt of his last cigarette
depending who you ask, jesse martinez beat up james kelch or jesse martinez and the daggers jumped james kelch but he never went down
mrs markovich KO'd chad fernandez
jim greco got stabbed during an episode of cheaters
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 28, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
every video part jamie thomas would be bald and he'd grow his hair for a yr and give it to cancer
[i don't think that one's true]
dan drehobl lights cigarettes off the butt of his last cigarette
depending who you ask, jesse martinez beat up james kelch or jesse martinez and the daggers jumped james kelch but he never went down
mrs markovich KO'd chad fernandez
jim greco got stabbed during an episode of cheaters

Mrs. Markovich?

The one they show in Art Bars that fucked everyone on the block?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 28, 2014, 01:45:51 PM
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every video part jamie thomas would be bald and he'd grow his hair for a yr and give it to cancer
[i don't think that one's true]
dan drehobl lights cigarettes off the butt of his last cigarette
depending who you ask, jesse martinez beat up james kelch or jesse martinez and the daggers jumped james kelch but he never went down
mrs markovich KO'd chad fernandez
jim greco got stabbed during an episode of cheaters
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Mrs. Markovich?

The one they show in Art Bars that fucked everyone on the block?
i'm not sure if it were his wife but his gf at the time [99 maybe?] that prompted the whole ASR fight that never happened.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jim and Dan on May 28, 2014, 02:02:58 PM
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every video part jamie thomas would be bald and he'd grow his hair for a yr and give it to cancer
[i don't think that one's true]
dan drehobl lights cigarettes off the butt of his last cigarette
depending who you ask, jesse martinez beat up james kelch or jesse martinez and the daggers jumped james kelch but he never went down
mrs markovich KO'd chad fernandez
jim greco got stabbed during an episode of cheaters
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Mrs. Markovich?

The one they show in Art Bars that fucked everyone on the block?
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i'm not sure if it were his wife but his gf at the time [99 maybe?] that prompted the whole ASR fight that never happened.

That ASR fight was so hyped back then, which for those who don't understand pre-Internet hype, was a big deal.

I remember waiting for each new issue of Skateboarder to see what was going to come of that . . .

. . . And nothing did!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Glue Reed on May 28, 2014, 03:28:38 PM
does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana?  I remember reading it Thrasher I believe
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on May 28, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
What about Duane doing the loop in like 1978 with no documented proof?

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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: spungo on May 28, 2014, 03:58:59 PM
does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana?  I remember reading it Thrasher I believe

From what I remember it was just T-Mo talking shit to Alva until he punched him and roughed him up a but but T-Mo didn't fight back or anything. I could have it all wrong.  Happened at some Euro contest, I'm sure someone knows it better than me
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hadouken on May 28, 2014, 04:10:44 PM
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Not sure if it's legendary, but I remember years ago an extremely good Australian skater got sent to the US by his sponsors. Within days of landing there he'd had a fight with The Muska and was effectively black banned from the industry.

He repaid his sponsors by robbing them and skipping town.
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who was it??
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I guess enough people are over it now... Jason 'Buzza' Burrows. Still the most naturally talented skater I've ever seen in real life, but, a total dirtbag it would seem. Also, happy to be corrected on it, but I think it's pretty universally accepted in Melbourne.
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Are you serious? I never knew Buzza made it out of Melbourne let alone to the States. Who sent him there! Buzza is a rad dude that had a pretty shitty start in life that led to him making shitty decisions later in life. He was well known for being able to do any trick you could name and would regularly see a pro trying a trick at a demo and land it first try with them looking. He didnt understand that that was poor form. He was one of if not the first guy to hit Flinders St gold rail. He had a bad rep but deep down he is a rad guy that as my friend used to say probably just needed a hug.

He was getting heaps of flow at the time so he could sell product to buy the ticket. He made it over there, and from what I gather, blew it within days.

Like I said, I think he's still the most naturally talented skater I've ever seen. It's a shame he never got that hug, because he was an amazing skater and could've gone far. I don't think he was a bad dude per se, but he always seemed ready to scam someone.
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Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 28, 2014, 09:16:55 PM
Dumb story..

I went to the states to stay with my friend in SF, Franco (amazing artist who did stuff for Deluxe, Blackbox etc) good skater and all round legend.

Anyway we were driving around and we see T-Mo.. Franco tells me to yell at him in my Australian accent. It was early so T-Mo is probably hungover or still drunk and he starts waving his arms around and looks like a rabid dog.

Anyway. I have a burner phone and Franco gives me his number. I called him so many times asking if he wants vegemite on his shrimp on the barbie and dumb shit like that.

T-Mo would just yell into the phone for ages telling me he was gonna kill me and shit like that. We would leave it on loud speaker and laugh and laugh.

Dumb story fin.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Cervix Couch on May 28, 2014, 09:24:28 PM
Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates

I knew I'd find you on here..
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kanye Omari West on May 28, 2014, 11:50:51 PM
Dumb story..

I went to the states to stay with my friend in SF, Franco (amazing artist who did stuff for Deluxe, Blackbox etc) good skater and all round legend.

Anyway we were driving around and we see T-Mo.. Franco tells me to yell at him in my Australian accent. It was early so T-Mo is probably hungover or still drunk and he starts waving his arms around and looks like a rabid dog.

Anyway. I have a burner phone and Franco gives me his number. I called him so many times asking if he wants vegemite on his shrimp on the barbie and dumb shit like that.

T-Mo would just yell into the phone for ages telling me he was gonna kill me and shit like that. We would leave it on loud speaker and laugh and laugh.

Dumb story fin.

I missed the legendary part of this. Unless there wasn't one to begin with...
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 29, 2014, 12:15:53 AM
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does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana?  I remember reading it Thrasher I believe
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From what I remember it was just T-Mo talking shit to Alva until he punched him and roughed him up a but but T-Mo didn't fight back or anything. I could have it all wrong.  Happened at some Euro contest, I'm sure someone knows it better than me


That's basically what happened. I think T-Mo was talking shit on Chris Cook whom I believe rode for Dogtown and who's friends with Alva. Alva took offense to this and it eventually escalated into a fight where Alva punched him. T-Mo talked about how he kept his cool the whole time and came out the better man for it. I can't remember who wrote the article, but they mentioned how Alva has a huge ego and would've gotten beat down himself if he wasn't Tony Alva. I would hope that's all blown over by now. Think the contest was Marseille as well.
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Post by: Tarela on May 29, 2014, 12:32:50 AM
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didnt mike carroll fuck justin pierce's girl and then he hung himself
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that was actually supposedly Mariano, idk if is true but there was a lot of talk on here about it when Mariano made his comeack, you prolly find those threads
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If you watch the epicaly later'd on Guy, his live in girlfriend who reached out to get help from Rick and Meagan to get guy help is Justin Pierce's former wife. Sad story all around, but Justin definitely had problems outside of that incident, and wouldn't be surprised if the guilt contributed significantly to the demons that led Guy to drug addiction. Sad story all around.

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From what I remember it was just T-Mo talking shit to Alva until he punched him and roughed him up a but but T-Mo didn't fight back or anything. I could have it all wrong.  Happened at some Euro contest, I'm sure someone knows it better than me

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That's basically what happened. I think T-Mo was talking shit on Chris Cook whom I believe rode for Dogtown and who's friends with Alva. Alva took offense to this and it eventually escalated into a fight where Alva punched him. T-Mo talked about how he kept his cool the whole time and came out the better man for it. I can't remember who wrote the article, but they mentioned how Alva has a huge ego and would've gotten beat down himself if he wasn't Tony Alva. I would hope that's all blown over by now. Think the contest was Marseille as well.

I believe this, Tony Alva actually tried to actually push me off my board once from behind so he could get to a quarterpipe before me, i wasnt tryna let him drop back in and we almost got it on...

I've never heard a bad Sheffey story, or Harold Hunter story except when people try and clean it up...

I watched PJ Ladd skate once for like a solid 20/30 minutes and didnt sit down or miss a single trick. Flipped in and out of everything.

Billy Rohan vs. Cheeto (Sexgoat) part 1 (this video), 2 (on the contest course) and 3 (outside when they both were removed) is also a recent classic, so were the subsequent Instagram posts between those two after.

*Edit* the dude in the sunglasses kinda breaking it up at the end is jacked but a dickhead security guard. Contests/events in nyc or anywhere bum me out when they feel they need security guards or use barriers and barricades to seperate skaters/pros/ams/locals from kids/fans/milfs/etc. Skateboarding has no place for security guards, unless were talking Big Black.

*Extra Edit* Cheeto would actually go on to win that contest, him and Billy are both dope tho ahahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE6fz1AmSOc
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Post by: Malcolm Sex on May 30, 2014, 01:22:33 AM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.

http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: nylin on May 30, 2014, 01:42:43 AM
Alex Perelson & Rune Glifberg  made out with each other  & both admitted to it 

Where was this?
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Post by: Malcolm Sex on May 30, 2014, 01:49:55 AM
On the lips
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Post by: castillo's curls on May 30, 2014, 02:40:30 AM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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I knew I'd find you on here..

that chubby chick at 26:00 is rad.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on May 30, 2014, 06:35:41 AM
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From what I remember it was just T-Mo talking shit to Alva until he punched him and roughed him up a but but T-Mo didn't fight back or anything. I could have it all wrong.  Happened at some Euro contest, I'm sure someone knows it better than me

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That's basically what happened. I think T-Mo was talking shit on Chris Cook whom I believe rode for Dogtown and who's friends with Alva. Alva took offense to this and it eventually escalated into a fight where Alva punched him. T-Mo talked about how he kept his cool the whole time and came out the better man for it. I can't remember who wrote the article, but they mentioned how Alva has a huge ego and would've gotten beat down himself if he wasn't Tony Alva. I would hope that's all blown over by now. Think the contest was Marseille as well.

Chris Cook was pro for Alva and still rips to this day!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kevin Malone on May 30, 2014, 09:17:02 AM
does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana??  I remember reading it Thrasher I believe

TONY vs TONY

 That night there was another contest, this time at the bar. I wasn't there so I had to get the story second hand, but this is what I could gather from my sources. Tony Miorana, AKA Two Beer Tony, AKA Tony Moron-o, was heckling Tony Alva pretty hard. Pretty much in an effort to piss him off enough to fight him, or in this case just beat him up pretty good. I guess this went on for a while until Alva had heard enough shit talking about himself, his friends, and his former teammates. After tossing Miorana across several tables (all the while Miorana still talking it up), Alva punched Miorana in the face, knocking his two front teeth loose. I saw Miorana the next morning and although he didn't look too good he was claiming victory. Not too sure of what he meant, I asked him to explain. "You see, I remained calm. Alva was the one who lost control and started hitting me. Besides, do you win a fight if the other guy doesn't fight back?" I guess he had a point because when I went to Alva to get his side of the story he was still worked up about the whole thing.

 At first I though that Miorana really blew it this time. Actually, he does something like this every time he drinks. But by the time Sunday rolled around, his actions tended to make a little more sense. See, nobody likes an ego, and Alva has the biggest one in skateboarding. Each night at the bar he was prancing around like he was the shit, and most people were going with it. "Yeah, the legend Tony Alva is here. We're partying with Alva!" He feeds off this shit big time: walking up to whatever girl he sees and trying to make out with her. Picking up whoever's drink he chooses for himself.

 If he wasn't TA, someone would have knocked his teeth out.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Monty Burns on May 30, 2014, 09:22:41 AM
I forgot if it was Tim or Bam who told some stories about Tom Penny . About when muska and tom lived together and toms room was so full of clothes that you couldnt navigate it , he would never wash his clothes just get new from the sponsors . And then one day he decided to clean the room and took everything down to the beach and burned it

And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "

good old TSA days
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Andrew on May 30, 2014, 09:53:13 AM

And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "

good old TSA days

hahahahaha so great
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 30, 2014, 09:55:09 AM
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does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana??� I remember reading it Thrasher I believe
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TONY vs TONY

 That night there was another contest, this time at the bar. I wasn't there so I had to get the story second hand, but this is what I could gather from my sources. Tony Miorana, AKA Two Beer Tony, AKA Tony Moron-o, was heckling Tony Alva pretty hard. Pretty much in an effort to piss him off enough to fight him, or in this case just beat him up pretty good. I guess this went on for a while until Alva had heard enough shit talking about himself, his friends, and his former teammates. After tossing Miorana across several tables (all the while Miorana still talking it up), Alva punched Miorana in the face, knocking his two front teeth loose. I saw Miorana the next morning and although he didn't look too good he was claiming victory. Not too sure of what he meant, I asked him to explain. "You see, I remained calm. Alva was the one who lost control and started hitting me. Besides, do you win a fight if the other guy doesn't fight back?" I guess he had a point because when I went to Alva to get his side of the story he was still worked up about the whole thing.

 At first I though that Miorana really blew it this time. Actually, he does something like this every time he drinks. But by the time Sunday rolled around, his actions tended to make a little more sense. See, nobody likes an ego, and Alva has the biggest one in skateboarding. Each night at the bar he was prancing around like he was the shit, and most people were going with it. "Yeah, the legend Tony Alva is here. We're partying with Alva!" He feeds off this shit big time: walking up to whatever girl he sees and trying to make out with her. Picking up whoever's drink he chooses for himself.

 If he wasn't TA, someone would have knocked his teeth out.
yeah Tony is from about an hour from here a small town named Houma, La, so he was in New Orleans a lot and lived here for a year or 2, and he's just one of those dudes that likes to get under peoples skin and piss them, thats his thing. He' s button pusher and gets off on doing that kinda shit, most of the time when he would come to visit he would get kick out of his best friends house 3-4 days for that shit. In the game he's playing he definitely won.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ttching! on May 30, 2014, 09:57:01 AM
And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "
 
(http://c767450.r50.cf2.rackcdn.com/img/video_thumbs/4239.jpg)
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Post by: heckler on May 30, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
Did anyone hear about the Gonz taking Jordan Richter's part out of his copy of Video Days? The story I heard was that they two of them were watching the video a few years after it came out and Jordan mentioned something about how he thought his part didn't deserve to be in the video when the tape jumps from Guy's part to Gonz's part.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Tarela on May 30, 2014, 12:22:36 PM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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I knew I'd find you on here..
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that chubby chick at 26:00 is rad.

I second this
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tortfeasor on May 30, 2014, 12:37:31 PM
seeing all the guy j. pierce stuff reminded me of this blog:
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html)


i think its pretty legendary that someone got away with pouring out other skaters most inmate stories for like like 5 years without anyone figuring out who it was. 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on May 30, 2014, 12:39:47 PM
seeing all the guy j. pierce stuff reminded me of this blog:
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html)


i think its pretty legendary that someone got away with pouring out other skaters most inmate stories for like like 5 years without anyone figuring out who it was. 
you do realize that blog is mostly fiction, right? that's prolly what you meant by 'inmate stories'.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Monty Burns on May 30, 2014, 12:42:23 PM
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seeing all the guy j. pierce stuff reminded me of this blog:
http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html)


i think its pretty legendary that someone got away with pouring out other skaters most inmate stories for like like 5 years without anyone figuring out who it was. 
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you do realize that blog is mostly fiction, right? that's prolly what you meant by 'inmate stories'.

Yeah I was going to say , most of that blog was made up . Might be some truths in there or based on real stories , like a hollywood movie ...
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on May 30, 2014, 12:45:42 PM
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And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "
 
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That is fucking great.
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Post by: the snake on May 30, 2014, 01:09:49 PM
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And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "
 
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That is fucking great.
hahaha
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: the snake on May 30, 2014, 01:18:49 PM
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Peter Gunn bombed prescott in the rain, on acid, and barefoot, while carrying a bag of groceries and a gallon of milk

Edit: Hill's at 25:30 if anyone cares. I recommend the whole video to those interested http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s (http://youtu.be/VghCbdWOwSE?t=25m30s) You get going around 35-40 by my estimates
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I knew I'd find you on here..
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that chubby chick at 26:00 is rad.
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I second this
yeah, Alex White impressed me too
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: sluggers on May 30, 2014, 03:51:02 PM
Did anyone hear about the Gonz taking Jordan Richter's part out of his copy of Video Days? The story I heard was that they two of them were watching the video a few years after it came out and Jordan mentioned something about how he thought his part didn't deserve to be in the video when the tape jumps from Guy's part to Gonz's part.

I think it was the Crailtap guys, not the Gonz.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: doublesteveburger on May 30, 2014, 03:57:33 PM
there's a story about tom penny kickflipping over a ten-stair handrail in timberland boots, my brain can't even wrap my head around it.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 30, 2014, 06:29:15 PM
Yup.. T-Mo is a shocker.
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 30, 2014, 11:00:06 PM
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does anybody remember reading about a fight between Tony Alva and Tony Miorana?  I remember reading it Thrasher I believe
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From what I remember it was just T-Mo talking shit to Alva until he punched him and roughed him up a but but T-Mo didn't fight back or anything. I could have it all wrong.  Happened at some Euro contest, I'm sure someone knows it better than me

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That's basically what happened. I think T-Mo was talking shit on Chris Cook whom I believe rode for Dogtown and who's friends with Alva. Alva took offense to this and it eventually escalated into a fight where Alva punched him. T-Mo talked about how he kept his cool the whole time and came out the better man for it. I can't remember who wrote the article, but they mentioned how Alva has a huge ego and would've gotten beat down himself if he wasn't Tony Alva. I would hope that's all blown over by now. Think the contest was Marseille as well.
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Chris Cook was pro for Alva and still rips to this day!

Thanks for clarifying! Forgot which team they rode for. And thanks Kevin for posting the article's text.
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Post by: railchomper420 on May 31, 2014, 12:48:38 PM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: natenola forever on May 31, 2014, 02:33:27 PM
Did anyone hear about the Gonz taking Jordan Richter's part out of his copy of Video Days? The story I heard was that they two of them were watching the video a few years after it came out and Jordan mentioned something about how he thought his part didn't deserve to be in the video when the tape jumps from Guy's part to Gonz's part.
yeah that was actually Mike and Greg Carroll, and they put the video in at their house when Jordan was there and forgot the took his part out,
and he saw that and everything got akward after that.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: vegan*shawn on June 02, 2014, 02:25:21 PM
Anyone know the story of Jamie Thomas getting banned from Thrasher for a while, getting kicked off of all DLX products and basically not being skater of the year? I heard it had something to do with him fucking someones wife or girlfriend.
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Post by: pinche gringo on June 02, 2014, 02:44:23 PM
Anyone know the story of Jamie Thomas getting banned from Thrasher for a while, getting kicked off of all DLX products and basically not being skater of the year? I heard it had something to do with him fucking someones wife or girlfriend.
As the story goes, it was Tommy G's better half.
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Post by: shark tits on June 02, 2014, 02:46:20 PM
he's lucky mic-e reyes didn't beat him up mid-trick like when he tackled danny gonzales. jeesh though, whatever became of 'thou shalt not covet thy sponsor's wife?'
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: truck on June 02, 2014, 02:47:06 PM
A chick had sex with a regular Nick Merlino.
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Post by: GershonSweaty on June 02, 2014, 02:49:03 PM
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As the story goes, it was Tommy G's better half.

I would enjoy knowing more about this.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: truck on June 02, 2014, 02:50:34 PM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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I knew I could count on you for an epic tale!

Didn't like Heddings & Pigpen used to smoke crack on those 151 tours?


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i wouldn't doubt it but i don't have any good secondhand accounts. a long time ago i worked at yellowstone and my boss was a portland skater so if i wanted to fuck off for a little bit i'd ask him for a pigpen story or something and he always delivered. i don't think he knew heddings as well since he moved to san diego so long ago. there usedta be a couple deaf skaters at burnside, the black kid ripped but apparently he ran to ATL to avoid a rape charge.
then brent atchley told us a story about 'deaf tom' he was taking a shit at a bar and passed out on the toilet. when he awoke the bar was closed so he just started drinking. the cops come and yell at him to stop and comply but he's deaf so he keeps drinking. then they beat the living shit out of him so he's got a lawsuit against portland PD.
those deaf tranny dogs, always up to no good!













it's deaf paul, not tom
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: truck on June 02, 2014, 03:56:49 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emma-gray/nancy-kerrigan-tonya-harding-the-price-of-gold_b_4578036.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emma-gray/nancy-kerrigan-tonya-harding-the-price-of-gold_b_4578036.html)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Phil on June 03, 2014, 10:05:37 AM
Heath Tale

I think its talked about in the Mindfield booklet?

On a road trip to film for the video they were really hyped on doing cliff jumps and they would try and hit a new one almost daily. One day they start talking about how gnarly it would be if someone didnt eye it up first before they jump and just went for it. No looking to see where its shallow and deep, no looking to see if there are any rocks to avoid below, but just fucking run and jump.

So they kick that idea around for a couple days and then...

One day while they are walking up to a new cliff jump that had a straight but narrow path, a determined Heath, whom was walking in the back of the pack, flew by everyone on the trail just as they were about to reach the cliff AND FUCKING JUMPED IT. First time ever there and
jumped off this cliff without looking.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on June 03, 2014, 11:42:19 AM
Heath Tale

I think its talked about in the Mindfield booklet?

On a road trip to film for the video they were really hyped on doing cliff jumps and they would try and hit a new one almost daily. One day they start talking about how gnarly it would be if someone didnt eye it up first before they jump and just went for it. No looking to see where its shallow and deep, no looking to see if there are any rocks to avoid below, but just fucking run and jump.

So they kick that idea around for a couple days and then...

One day while they are walking up to a new cliff jump that had a straight but narrow path, a determined Heath, whom was walking in the back of the pack, flew by everyone on the trail just as they were about to reach the cliff AND FUCKING JUMPED IT. First time ever there and
jumped off this cliff without looking.
Did he die?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on June 03, 2014, 12:56:34 PM
:(
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tbmersh on June 03, 2014, 06:51:40 PM
One time i had a full on conversation with Jereme Rogers on Instagram of me messing with him saying he doesn't have swag and raps to gain many bitches. His replies were awkward and it seemed like he tried to seem intelligent. I don't remember it much for it was 1 and a half years ago, but i just remember him replying and being a kook in his replies. But then again i did deserve it although i was basically just trolling.

Not legendary but thought i would share.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 03, 2014, 07:03:25 PM
One time i had a full on conversation with Jereme Rogers on Instagram of me messing with him saying he doesn't have swag and raps to gain many bitches. His replies were awkward and it seemed like he tried to seem intelligent. I don't remember it much for it was 1 and a half years ago, but i just remember him replying and being a kook in his replies. But then again i did deserve it although i was basically just trolling.

Not legendary but thought i would share.


Could've done without this one.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hufs calve muscles on June 03, 2014, 08:53:20 PM
yeah, that was almost as bad as my T-Mo story.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 03, 2014, 11:39:45 PM
Heath Tale

I think its talked about in the Mindfield booklet?

On a road trip to film for the video they were really hyped on doing cliff jumps and they would try and hit a new one almost daily. One day they start talking about how gnarly it would be if someone didnt eye it up first before they jump and just went for it. No looking to see where its shallow and deep, no looking to see if there are any rocks to avoid below, but just fucking run and jump.

So they kick that idea around for a couple days and then...

One day while they are walking up to a new cliff jump that had a straight but narrow path, a determined Heath, whom was walking in the back of the pack, flew by everyone on the trail just as they were about to reach the cliff AND FUCKING JUMPED IT. First time ever there and
jumped off this cliff without looking.


dude FUUUUUCK that, just thinking about doing this gives me anxiety.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Mr. Lono on June 05, 2014, 11:28:32 PM
all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.

We need a thread called "stories from the man who sniffs his own butthole". Skate related or not. Interesting shit

(had to modify because butthole came up as button hole, funny but inaccurate)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: kamltoe on June 06, 2014, 06:00:25 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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We need a thread called "stories from the man who sniffs his own butthole". Skate related or not. Interesting shit

(had to modify because butthole came up as button hole, funny but inaccurate)

FALSE.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/due-date.gif)

k
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: shark tits on June 06, 2014, 07:50:39 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
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We need a thread called "stories from the man who sniffs his own butthole". Skate related or not. Interesting shit

(had to modify because butthole came up as button hole, funny but inaccurate)
[close]

FALSE.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/due-date.gif)

k
they both inaccurate cause i have no sense of smell. when the mods change my name back to shark tits i'll regale yuz w/ some stories.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kevin Malone on June 06, 2014, 08:24:58 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
[close]

We need a thread called "stories from the man who sniffs his own butthole". Skate related or not. Interesting shit

(had to modify because butthole came up as button hole, funny but inaccurate)
[close]

FALSE.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/due-date.gif)

k

What movie is that Robert downey gif from?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 06, 2014, 09:04:39 AM
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all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.
[close]

We need a thread called "stories from the man who sniffs his own butthole". Skate related or not. Interesting shit

(had to modify because butthole came up as button hole, funny but inaccurate)
[close]

FALSE.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/due-date.gif)

k
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What movie is that Robert downey gif from?

Due Date. 


Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 14, 2014, 08:53:17 AM
This is more about a certain pro being a legendary douchebag.  So a friend of mine and his gf are at Black Bar (Atiba's bar in LA) when a pretty intoxicated Richie Jackson approaches them.  So they have a few more drinks together, my friend is really into all that circus-y shit so he's loving it.  Last call rolls around and as my friend is leaving to head to a party, Richie jumps in the car with them.  Not wanting to tell him no, they end up bringing Richie Jackson to this party where he walks right in, opens up the wine cabinet of the homeowners, and drinks a bottle of some top shelf shit.  When approached about the liquor poaching, the pirate simply responded "if you didn't want this kind of stuff to happen, you shouldn't have people over."  What a cock smooch.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: banksandledges on June 14, 2014, 09:23:49 AM
A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 14, 2014, 11:59:57 AM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
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That was a rad read. He was straight up calling out Danny Way. Wish more mags today were like Big Brother.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: moeron on June 14, 2014, 12:52:44 PM
all of these stories are 'reledgedly'.
eric j backside 180'd wallenberg w/ no cameras [before anything had been down it asides ollie].
robbie gangemi knocked off rob welsh's SF hat and said 'nigga, you ain't from SF, you from Maine.'
PJ banged alexis sablone.
arial nodded out at government center and eli reed gave him a dirty look and a 'you could've been something' type spiel so arial got up, cabbed the 8 stair and nodded back out.
jon klein stole frank gerwer's gf and married her, sending frank headfirst into alcoholism.
PJ had an epiphany and said aloud 'i'll never have to work a real job in my life' then cackled maniacally.
when some goodnatured horseplay got out of control, pigpen curbstomped a girl.
my buddy grinded a UHAUL bumper and the owner of the truck started throttling him. charlie wilkins came out of the cut and put the man in a chokehold.
after he went crazy, kyle vadeboncuer got good at fighting. he'd just practice all the time, fighting anyone in the street.


That Ariel story is epic. Sad but epic!
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: moeron on June 14, 2014, 01:13:20 PM
Wes Kremer was on mushrooms during that opening down hill line in the video part he does bs 360 then that giant gap to fs nosegrind.

Brandon Turner was in the midst of a multiple day bender when he switch 360flipped over the rail into that huge lumpy and sketchy bank in SD.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: RockForLight on June 14, 2014, 01:54:25 PM
Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Candygirl on June 14, 2014, 02:19:28 PM
Denny Renaud fell off a building (8th floor if I remember correct), both legs totally broken, survived and is able to skate again!

http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2012/10/01/the-fall-and-rise-of-danny-renaud/ (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2012/10/01/the-fall-and-rise-of-danny-renaud/)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: formeitscrazylike on June 14, 2014, 02:27:30 PM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
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That was a rad read. He was straight up calling out Danny Way. Wish more mags today were like Big Brother.

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Dude, are you down? I'm down. I'm so happy we're all so fucking hard. Skateboarders are so hard, so fly, and so original. It seems as if the Individual is dying in the world of skateboarding, everyone's so busy being down and like each other, that they've engaged in a fudgepacking gangster extravaganza.

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: RollingThunder on June 14, 2014, 05:38:15 PM
I used to skate at the same skatepark Ben Gilley skated at back in 90s. One day we showed up to skate the 8ft half early one morning. In the side of the Ramo was a door with a sign on it that read "No skating before 9, Ben is asleep".

Thats dedication. Sleeping inside a half pipe in hot ass Alabama trying to make it in skateboarding.

I was always so syked that he went on to skate for Black Label.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 14, 2014, 06:36:42 PM
Met TK once in like 2003 in like the first x games. It was when his compton ass terry fame was pretty wild, I randomly spotted him and asked if he would sign this big Vans sticker they were giving out. While he was doing it he was wearing some Nikes and asked "wait are you still on Vans?" and he replied " Yeah but i only wear em when i skate" then he handed me the sticker and left. I thought that was weird at the time and didn't know sponsored pros could do that. But then i remembered seeing Koston with his huge collection of Nikes while he was still on Es. Idk i just always found that weird, like your down for the company but not all of time.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: spungo on June 14, 2014, 08:58:26 PM
Met TK once in like 2003 in like the first x games. It was when his compton ass terry fame was pretty wild, I randomly spotted him and asked if he would sign this big Vans sticker they were giving out. While he was doing it he was wearing some Nikes and asked "wait are you still on Vans?" and he replied " Yeah but i only wear em when i skate" then he handed me the sticker and left. I thought that was weird at the time and didn't know sponsored pros could do that. But then i remembered seeing Koston with his huge collection of Nikes while he was still on Es. Idk i just always found that weird, like your down for the company but not all of time.

He was on some Steve Cab shit like in Public Domain.  "Steve how come you're not wearing skate shoes?"

                       Steve Cab- "Are we skating right now?  We're eating ok.... When we're skating I put my skate shoes on."
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on June 15, 2014, 03:38:58 AM
Met TK once in like 2003 in like the first x games. It was when his compton ass terry fame was pretty wild, I randomly spotted him and asked if he would sign this big Vans sticker they were giving out. While he was doing it he was wearing some Nikes and asked "wait are you still on Vans?" and he replied " Yeah but i only wear em when i skate" then he handed me the sticker and left. I thought that was weird at the time and didn't know sponsored pros could do that. But then i remembered seeing Koston with his huge collection of Nikes while he was still on Es. Idk i just always found that weird, like your down for the company but not all of time.

That really is the stuff of legend. I had always pondered if TK wore Nike to chill in.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tura on June 15, 2014, 05:11:28 PM
Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)

Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: paraquat on June 16, 2014, 09:44:43 AM
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Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
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Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
His box tricks were really good in that day in the life. My inner Stacey Peralta was witnessing some potential.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Tufty on June 16, 2014, 04:32:42 PM
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Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
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Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
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His box tricks were really good in that day in the life. My inner Stacey Peralta was witnessing some potential.
the story of this kid is just sad
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: castillo's curls on June 17, 2014, 12:35:25 AM
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Met TK once in like 2003 in like the first x games. It was when his compton ass terry fame was pretty wild, I randomly spotted him and asked if he would sign this big Vans sticker they were giving out. While he was doing it he was wearing some Nikes and asked "wait are you still on Vans?" and he replied " Yeah but i only wear em when i skate" then he handed me the sticker and left. I thought that was weird at the time and didn't know sponsored pros could do that. But then i remembered seeing Koston with his huge collection of Nikes while he was still on Es. Idk i just always found that weird, like your down for the company but not all of time.
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That really is the stuff of legend. I had always pondered if TK wore Nike to chill in.

haha
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 17, 2014, 04:15:40 AM
A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.

AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: PEEP GAME on June 17, 2014, 09:41:47 AM
Reynolds gets worked by Gershon leaving him short a few front teeth. I'd enjoy the full scoop. Been a hot minute since I heard that one.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 17, 2014, 10:02:57 AM
Reynolds gets worked by Gershon leaving him short a few front teeth. I'd enjoy the full scoop. Been a hot minute since I heard that one.

Reynolds acts like an immature asshole
Gershon punches him

or just read this

http://www.48blocks.com/gershon/gershon.html (http://www.48blocks.com/gershon/gershon.html)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: skinnypimp211 on June 17, 2014, 01:45:46 PM
Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
rip my boy
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on June 17, 2014, 01:52:36 PM
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A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
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AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson



MORE PLEASE!!!


I always wondered what happend to him. Penny, Muska and Smolik are still out there... where is he ?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on June 18, 2014, 03:17:24 AM
Didn't Dane Burman go raw dog on Waterloo Chantelle?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Owen on June 18, 2014, 03:59:28 AM
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A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
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AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson
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MORE PLEASE!!!


I always wondered what happend to him. Penny, Muska and Smolik are still out there... where is he ?

I've never met the g but it appears he is a very spiritual MC.

https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: EricF on June 18, 2014, 08:42:33 AM
I used to skate with some dudes who rode on substance NYC and rumor has it that Ragdoll was in the city staying with one of the team riders. I guess the dude has a huge penchant for blow but couldn't find any as quick as he wanted it so he settled for crack.

An old co-worker of mine used to date Scott Johnston. Could be some good stories coming.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 18, 2014, 08:45:14 AM
I walked into that skateshop Maximum Hesh (of recent robbery fame) and the owner Todd was just looking at a piece of paper kind of awestruck.  I inquired as to the contents of the page and he explained that Colin Fiske had just come in, drawn a spiral and scrawled the words, "Kill The Internet" and walked out.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kevin Malone on June 18, 2014, 08:54:34 AM
Dane burman is a fuckin kook.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: heckler on June 22, 2014, 08:15:37 PM
James Brockman getting dropped from Osiris for calling Shuriken the n-word.

Kalis getting bummed when Grant didn't say hi to him at the pyramid ledges.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Facehead on June 22, 2014, 10:17:20 PM
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Bill Pepper also fought Phelps & a few other heads at the Thrasher office after getting their "Most Annoying Skater Award" #4
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-element/)

Also I think it might of been Andy Roy (I'm really not sure) talking about how Harold Hunter ate out a hooker in some hallway while he watched. I'm surprised there ain't more Harold stories actually.
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What about the one where Harold passed out in the Zoo York office bathroom after jerking off, only to be found by Jeff Pang or Robbie Gangemi or whoever.
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i read the one recently puddy but that's nothing to eating a creampie out of hooker that andy roy just left in there. harold you gross beast!

You gotta be familiar with NY state to get this, but ... I was talking to Harold once and he asked me where I was from. "Long Island," I said. He asked, "That's upstate, right?"
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: eranka on June 23, 2014, 01:33:49 AM
^ A friend of mine met Stevie williams and after telling him hes from israel stevie asked where is it, my friend said "the middle east" and stevie replied with "like right next to florida?"
Geography is hard.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Cristiano Ronaldo's Ego on June 23, 2014, 04:43:04 AM
Didn't Dane Burman go raw dog on Waterloo Chantelle?

Antwuan went there as well...
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Mr. Lono on June 23, 2014, 05:42:10 AM
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A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
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AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson
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MORE PLEASE!!!


I always wondered what happend to him. Penny, Muska and Smolik are still out there... where is he ?
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I've never met the g but it appears he is a very spiritual MC.

https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts)


(http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b618/dumpo22/sacreliciouschrome_zpscf210002.jpg)

a weekend buzz with Smolik, Muska, and/or Olson would be the shit. I will suggest this combo in the weekend buzz thread along with the other million requests.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: zippy z on June 23, 2014, 06:49:44 AM
Friend of mine heard from his friend that he saw Olson slam super hard on something a long time ago.  When Olson got up he started touching the ground then touching himself in different places.  Someone asked him what he was doing and Olson replied, "I'm picking up my chakras."

Apparently you can knock your chakras out of your body.


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A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
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AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson
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MORE PLEASE!!!


I always wondered what happend to him. Penny, Muska and Smolik are still out there... where is he ?
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I've never met the g but it appears he is a very spiritual MC.

https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts)
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(http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b618/dumpo22/sacreliciouschrome_zpscf210002.jpg)

a weekend buzz with Smolik, Muska, and/or Olson would be the shit. I will suggest this combo in the weekend buzz thread along with the other million requests.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: lalala on June 24, 2014, 06:06:13 AM
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And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "
 
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I'm sorry but I have to quote this again
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kanye Omari West on June 24, 2014, 10:29:58 AM
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Met TK once in like 2003 in like the first x games. It was when his compton ass terry fame was pretty wild, I randomly spotted him and asked if he would sign this big Vans sticker they were giving out. While he was doing it he was wearing some Nikes and asked "wait are you still on Vans?" and he replied " Yeah but i only wear em when i skate" then he handed me the sticker and left. I thought that was weird at the time and didn't know sponsored pros could do that. But then i remembered seeing Koston with his huge collection of Nikes while he was still on Es. Idk i just always found that weird, like your down for the company but not all of time.
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That really is the stuff of legend. I had always pondered if TK wore Nike to chill in.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: oyolar on June 24, 2014, 10:05:24 PM
James Brockman getting dropped from Osiris for calling Shuriken the n-word.


And shitting on a pyramid during a demo and bumming everyone out.
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Post by: mr.mcgoo on June 25, 2014, 08:20:44 AM
Forget where I read this but Darren Navarette once jerked off on a tree during an acid trip.
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Post by: mr.mcgoo on June 25, 2014, 08:24:12 AM
I mean it's not really legendary but figured I'd post it anyway
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: mattofallmatts on June 25, 2014, 05:04:33 PM
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And the other story was tom being so high watching a skatevideo , during the flick tom said something like " woooh , this guy is really good " and muska or tim said " tom , thats you "
 
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I'm sorry but I have to quote this again

This.

I read in one of the old 15 things you didnt know about ___ Tom Penny that he was trying to learn 540s on a vert ramp and he would drink a beer after each try. He landed it 18th try. Not only did he make a 540 in under 20 tries but he did it 18 beers deep....


ALL HAIL
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: hufs calve muscles on June 25, 2014, 06:25:48 PM
(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx93/getbuck_2010/es-shoes-tom-penny-1998_zps0dade2e6.jpg)

i think this was 98??

anyway, he had been completely off the map then and to see him skate in person was a trip.

he looked fucked. his teeth were black and looked so strung out.

my friend said he had some weed and Penny almost smiled... smoked... then did this pop-shuv it.

not legendary at all. put seeing him skate was awesome.  i wanted to get my copy of High 5 signed but i couldnt find it before the demo.

:( 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 25, 2014, 06:38:20 PM

i think this was 98??

anyway, he had been completely off the map then and to see him skate in person was a trip.

he looked fucked. his teeth were black and looked so strung out.

my friend said he had some weed and Penny almost smiled... smoked... then did this pop-shuv it.

not legendary at all. put seeing him skate was awesome.  i wanted to get my copy of High 5 signed but i couldnt find it before the demo.

:( 

For some reason that makes it 1,000,000, times better.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Durndle on June 26, 2014, 12:34:54 AM
pretty poor in comparison to the other stories but..
there was a demo at bercy in 2007. I think the girl dudes were there as well as baker. somebody mentioned that reynolds wasn't skating at all. he overheard this and went up and frontside flipped the 4 block first try. think this is the footage
andrew reynolds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Loa4xaWQKk#)
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: AdrianLopez on June 26, 2014, 02:29:51 AM
pretty poor in comparison to the other stories but..
there was a demo at bercy in 2007. I think the girl dudes were there as well as baker. somebody mentioned that reynolds wasn't skating at all. he overheard this and went up and frontside flipped the 4 block first try. think this is the footage
andrew reynolds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Loa4xaWQKk#)

Well, that's actually pretty boss.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on June 26, 2014, 03:08:16 AM
once in like 2003 in like the first x games.

the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: 360 frip on June 26, 2014, 03:58:55 AM
(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx93/getbuck_2010/es-shoes-tom-penny-1998_zps0dade2e6.jpg)

i think this was 98??

anyway, he had been completely off the map then and to see him skate in person was a trip.

he looked fucked. his teeth were black and looked so strung out.

my friend said he had some weed and Penny almost smiled... smoked... then did this pop-shuv it.

not legendary at all. put seeing him skate was awesome.  i wanted to get my copy of High 5 signed but i couldnt find it before the demo.

:( 

That photo is fucked, eh?

If it was an just ollie it would be pretty mad.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on June 26, 2014, 05:43:41 AM
heroin or no heroin that pop shuv is epic
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on June 26, 2014, 08:45:56 AM
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(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx93/getbuck_2010/es-shoes-tom-penny-1998_zps0dade2e6.jpg)

i think this was 98??

anyway, he had been completely off the map then and to see him skate in person was a trip.

he looked fucked. his teeth were black and looked so strung out.

my friend said he had some weed and Penny almost smiled... smoked... then did this pop-shuv it.

not legendary at all. put seeing him skate was awesome.  i wanted to get my copy of High 5 signed but i couldnt find it before the demo.

:( 
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That photo is fucked, eh?

If it was an just ollie it would be pretty mad.

I hate pop shuvs 99.9% of the time they're done but this is just some god tier shit. Amazing.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Cold Pizza on June 26, 2014, 08:56:16 AM
did we go over when at an osiris meeting james brockman went into the bathroom, shot heroin into his dick, then called shurikan the n word and quit the team?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on June 26, 2014, 09:16:23 AM
did we go over when at an osiris meeting james brockman went into the bathroom, shot heroin into his dick, then called shurikan the n word and quit the team?
In soviet Russia dick shoots heroin into you.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on June 26, 2014, 09:24:30 AM
I got one, but its a legendary tale that has finally been confirmed. Bastien, full cab flip front board down Gold rail. Could you imagine doing that so long ago and not many people believing you? Never seeing that footy. There's even a guy shooting a sequence, where the fuck is the sequence?
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Kanye Omari West on June 26, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
I got one, but its a legendary tale that has finally been confirmed. Bastien, full cab flip front board down Gold rail. Could you imagine doing that so long ago and not many people believing you? Never seeing that footy. There's even a guy shooting a sequence, where the fuck is the sequence?

I could totally believe that without seeing footy. Whoever wasn't buying it pre-proof is just a fucking hater.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 26, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
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I got one, but its a legendary tale that has finally been confirmed. Bastien, full cab flip front board down Gold rail. Could you imagine doing that so long ago and not many people believing you? Never seeing that footy. There's even a guy shooting a sequence, where the fuck is the sequence?
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I could totally believe that without seeing footy. Whoever wasn't buying it pre-proof is just a fucking hater.
The sequence was an Etnies ad for his pro shoe
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SlayerKiller on June 26, 2014, 12:24:54 PM
pretty poor in comparison to the other stories but..
there was a demo at bercy in 2007. I think the girl dudes were there as well as baker. somebody mentioned that reynolds wasn't skating at all. he overheard this and went up and frontside flipped the 4 block first try. think this is the footage
andrew reynolds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Loa4xaWQKk#)


that's an awesome story
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: needlejuice on June 26, 2014, 01:00:19 PM
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Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
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Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
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His box tricks were really good in that day in the life. My inner Stacey Peralta was witnessing some potential.
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the story of this kid is just sad


if you really read up on this kid's posts youd know that he was a genuinely insightful dude that was surrounded by untrustworthy people with only a semblance of the charisma he had. This drove his own neurosis insane because all he wanted was to be around people that werent weird, schemers, or brainwashed cult members. i feel for him because i know the depression that comes when you lose your real friends and are stuck surrounded by a bunch of kooks, and you start thinking that 95 percent of people are just weirdos who want to use you for whatever personal reasons. All my friends are drugged out, in hospital or jail, so i reallly really feel for him now after going back and re-reading some of his older posts. the kid just wanted to live in a world where you werent a slave to society, and felt expressing yourself creatively and trading, along with genuine consensual friendships through skating or whatever is the only way to live your life to the fullest.
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on June 26, 2014, 01:08:04 PM
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pretty poor in comparison to the other stories but..
there was a demo at bercy in 2007. I think the girl dudes were there as well as baker. somebody mentioned that reynolds wasn't skating at all. he overheard this and went up and frontside flipped the 4 block first try. think this is the footage
andrew reynolds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Loa4xaWQKk#)

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that's an awesome story

Fuck yea it is
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on June 26, 2014, 03:54:57 PM
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Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
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Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
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His box tricks were really good in that day in the life. My inner Stacey Peralta was witnessing some potential.
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the story of this kid is just sad
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if you really read up on this kid's posts youd know that he was a genuinely insightful dude that was surrounded by untrustworthy people with only a semblance of the charisma he had. This drove his own neurosis insane because all he wanted was to be around people that werent weird, schemers, or brainwashed cult members. i feel for him because i know the depression that comes when you lose your real friends and are stuck surrounded by a bunch of kooks, and you start thinking that 95 percent of people are just weirdos who want to use you for whatever personal reasons. All my friends are drugged out, in hospital or jail, so i reallly really feel for him now after going back and re-reading some of his older posts. the kid just wanted to live in a world where you werent a slave to society, and felt expressing yourself creatively and trading, along with genuine consensual friendships through skating or whatever is the only way to live your life to the fullest.

You hit the nail on the head man, I don't think it could be put any better for that.  It really sucks how shit went down for him but at least he died doing what he loved the most.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 26, 2014, 04:09:51 PM
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once in like 2003 in like the first x games.
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the fuck are you talking about?

Excuse my broken English, I meant before you were born kid.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 26, 2014, 04:44:33 PM
That Gertz kids family was heavy into that cult the Moonies, and he was always posting shit about it on the internet and trying to get out. Heard some shady shit about that kids death.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: The Claw on June 26, 2014, 11:21:12 PM
I worked with Steve at a skateshop outside of Tacoma, Washington for a few years and then recently he moved back to cali to pursue a music career. He was such a rad and mellow dude and as far as i know he has been pretty sober in the past couple of years.

Friend of mine heard from his friend that he saw Olson slam super hard on something a long time ago.  When Olson got up he started touching the ground then touching himself in different places.  Someone asked him what he was doing and Olson replied, "I'm picking up my chakras."

Apparently you can knock your chakras out of your body.


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A few gems from Shorty's Steve Olson.

1) Doesn't "believe" in paying taxes.
2) Once signed over an entire months pay/royalties to the Hare Krishna's next door to his house.
3) Once saw him take the slam of a lifetime on a triple kinked rail straight to his back on the rail.  Thought dude was dead.  He proceeded to put his hands together and basically started to bust out a backspin on the ground.  Got back up, waxed his board and made it next try.  Most insane thing I've ever seen.  Later asked him what happened and he said he "just channeled a bunch of energy and fixed myself."
4) At one point in time Steve spent pretty much all his loot on weed.  Dude would smoke a half ounce on the daily.  Saw him 6 months later smoking a cig and he said he quit smoking weed.  Then saw him about a month after that and he was blazed out of his head.  Asked him what was up and he said he was meditating on the beach and found a freshly rolled fatty.  Took that as a sign that he should always be smoking weed.
5) Did the infamous boardslide off the roof in PB at 6am with his girlfriend filming.
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AMAZING! always loved me some steve olson
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MORE PLEASE!!!


I always wondered what happend to him. Penny, Muska and Smolik are still out there... where is he ?
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I've never met the g but it appears he is a very spiritual MC.

https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/CrazyMonk1?fref=ts)
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(http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b618/dumpo22/sacreliciouschrome_zpscf210002.jpg)

a weekend buzz with Smolik, Muska, and/or Olson would be the shit. I will suggest this combo in the weekend buzz thread along with the other million requests.
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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: tom on June 26, 2014, 11:58:03 PM
tom penny and steve olson. the past few posts of those two alone made me lose it
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on June 27, 2014, 02:01:05 AM
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once in like 2003 in like the first x games.
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the fuck are you talking about?
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Excuse my broken English, I meant before you were born kid.

??? I was just confused that you would call what had to have been the eighth or ninth year they did the xgames the first one (only you can claim any responsibility for directing any attention toward your shitty grammar)

I was hyped as fuck on the xgames when they brought it to san diego when I was 11 (seeing as I'd been pushing around on a board for all of about 4 months....), but by 2003 it was already one of those "wait a minute? espn still does that shit?!" things for kids my age though. my only point was that it seems impossible to me that someone could not know it existed before they brought it to LA, when it already seemed like an outdated property and was a source of barely-remembered nostalgia for kids my age by then.

[as for your 'before you were born' statement: I can't expect you to know that I was shaking down a Bagel Bites spokesman for his autograph minutes after his vert doubles run with Andy Mac 6 years before you would do the same to a dude who would later beef with Lupe Fiasco, but your presumed seniority creates two possibilities: you are being condescending to what you genuinely thought was a nine year old over the internet, or you asked TK to autograph a fucking sticker when you were already a grown ass man?]
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Post by: dirtyweemidden on June 27, 2014, 03:52:46 AM
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once in like 2003 in like the first x games.
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the fuck are you talking about?
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Excuse my broken English, I meant before you were born kid.
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??? I was just confused that you would call what had to have been the eighth or ninth year they did the xgames the first one (only you can claim any responsibility for directing any attention toward your shitty grammar)

I was hyped as fuck on the xgames when they brought it to san diego when I was 11 (seeing as I'd been pushing around on a board for all of about 4 months....), but by 2003 it was already one of those "wait a minute? espn still does that shit?!" things for kids my age though. my only point was that it seems impossible to me that someone could not know it existed before they brought it to LA, when it already seemed like an outdated property and was a source of barely-remembered nostalgia for kids my age by then.

[as for your 'before you were born' statement: I can't expect you to know that I was shaking down a Bagel Bites spokesman for his autograph minutes after his vert doubles run with Andy Mac 6 years before you would do the same to a dude who would later beef with Lupe Fiasco, but your presumed seniority creates two possibilities: you are being condescending to what you genuinely thought was a nine year old over the internet, or you asked TK to autograph a fucking sticker when you were already a grown ass man?]


too funny
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Richie Jackson on June 27, 2014, 11:45:32 AM
This is more about a certain pro being a legendary douchebag.  So a friend of mine and his gf are at Black Bar (Atiba's bar in LA) when a pretty intoxicated Richie Jackson approaches them.  So they have a few more drinks together, my friend is really into all that circus-y shit so he's loving it.  Last call rolls around and as my friend is leaving to head to a party, Richie jumps in the car with them.  Not wanting to tell him no, they end up bringing Richie Jackson to this party where he walks right in, opens up the wine cabinet of the homeowners, and drinks a bottle of some top shelf shit.  When approached about the liquor poaching, the pirate simply responded "if you didn't want this kind of stuff to happen, you shouldn't have people over."  What a cock smooch.

I'm Richie Jackson. Who else was going to drink it? Some loser?
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 27, 2014, 05:34:23 PM
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once in like 2003 in like the first x games.
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the fuck are you talking about?
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Excuse my broken English, I meant before you were born kid.
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??? I was just confused that you would call what had to have been the eighth or ninth year they did the xgames the first one (only you can claim any responsibility for directing any attention toward your shitty grammar)

I was hyped as fuck on the xgames when they brought it to san diego when I was 11 (seeing as I'd been pushing around on a board for all of about 4 months....), but by 2003 it was already one of those "wait a minute? espn still does that shit?!" things for kids my age though. my only point was that it seems impossible to me that someone could not know it existed before they brought it to LA, when it already seemed like an outdated property and was a source of barely-remembered nostalgia for kids my age by then.

[as for your 'before you were born' statement: I can't expect you to know that I was shaking down a Bagel Bites spokesman for his autograph minutes after his vert doubles run with Andy Mac 6 years before you would do the same to a dude who would later beef with Lupe Fiasco, but your presumed seniority creates two possibilities: you are being condescending to what you genuinely thought was a nine year old over the internet, or you asked TK to autograph a fucking sticker when you were already a grown ass man?]
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too funny
It was a joke yeshhhh!. I meant the first one in LA. I was about 14 then, not quite a man i guess but still stupid enough to think for that one point of my life TK was cool probably the same way you thought Tony was cool and probably begged him to autograph your bagel bite. I had only started skating like a year or 2 before then. So no i wasn't part of or followed the first few xgames before it came to LA. I guess i wasn't as cool as you to think i was too good or grown to go watch those skaters skate at that time specially when it was free that year.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Jack Klompis on June 27, 2014, 05:42:30 PM
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This is more about a certain pro being a legendary douchebag.  So a friend of mine and his gf are at Black Bar (Atiba's bar in LA) when a pretty intoxicated Richie Jackson approaches them.  So they have a few more drinks together, my friend is really into all that circus-y shit so he's loving it.  Last call rolls around and as my friend is leaving to head to a party, Richie jumps in the car with them.  Not wanting to tell him no, they end up bringing Richie Jackson to this party where he walks right in, opens up the wine cabinet of the homeowners, and drinks a bottle of some top shelf shit.  When approached about the liquor poaching, the pirate simply responded "if you didn't want this kind of stuff to happen, you shouldn't have people over."  What a cock smooch.
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I'm Richie Jackson. Who else was going to drink it? Some other loser?
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Post by: the snake on June 27, 2014, 08:56:56 PM
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This is more about a certain pro being a legendary douchebag.  So a friend of mine and his gf are at Black Bar (Atiba's bar in LA) when a pretty intoxicated Richie Jackson approaches them.  So they have a few more drinks together, my friend is really into all that circus-y shit so he's loving it.  Last call rolls around and as my friend is leaving to head to a party, Richie jumps in the car with them.  Not wanting to tell him no, they end up bringing Richie Jackson to this party where he walks right in, opens up the wine cabinet of the homeowners, and drinks a bottle of some top shelf shit.  When approached about the liquor poaching, the pirate simply responded "if you didn't want this kind of stuff to happen, you shouldn't have people over."  What a cock smooch.
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I'm Richie Jackson. Who else was going to drink it? Some loser?
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Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: RockForLight on June 28, 2014, 03:52:02 AM
That Gertz kids family was heavy into that cult the Moonies, and he was always posting shit about it on the internet and trying to get out. Heard some shady shit about that kids death.
Damn. I knew about the cult shit but I'm not trying to stir up controversy about a guy I respect. I would have loved to have been friends with Dex.

Speaking of shady shit, I have been all CSI recently about trying to figure out what really happened with the "It's Fern" dudes. Sorry for being so grim.
It's Fern! Full Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Onp5yP-LA#)
Fern allegedly ran and jumped through a glass window in a hotel while on acid. Seemed like an alright guy. But what's weirder is what happened later.

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?19581-Randy-Rush-%2822%29-Michaelle-Richardson-%2829%29-killed-in-home-invasion-as-retaliatio (http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?19581-Randy-Rush-%2822%29-Michaelle-Richardson-%2829%29-killed-in-home-invasion-as-retaliatio)
This singer guy R.I.P. Alex B-Keep Going (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWncdZvBpxs#)
was apparently stabbed and thrown off a balcony into a dumpster, then possibly as retaliation, the filmer of "It's Fern" was gunned down in a double homicide that occurred at a police officers daughter's apartment.

There are some pretty sketchy comments here about the killings.
 http://www.topix.com/forum/city/inola-ok/TP19PARFSLPM2I0DR (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/inola-ok/TP19PARFSLPM2I0DR)
Not legendary, I know. But what the fuck. Something seems off.

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: SodaJerk on June 28, 2014, 05:39:50 AM
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That Gertz kids family was heavy into that cult the Moonies, and he was always posting shit about it on the internet and trying to get out. Heard some shady shit about that kids death.
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Damn. I knew about the cult shit but I'm not trying to stir up controversy about a guy I respect. I would have loved to have been friends with Dex.

Speaking of shady shit, I have been all CSI recently about trying to figure out what really happened with the "It's Fern" dudes. Sorry for being so grim.
It's Fern! Full Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Onp5yP-LA#)
Fern allegedly ran and jumped through a glass window in a hotel while on acid. Seemed like an alright guy. But what's weirder is what happened later.

http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?19581-Randy-Rush-%2822%29-Michaelle-Richardson-%2829%29-killed-in-home-invasion-as-retaliatio (http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthread.php?19581-Randy-Rush-%2822%29-Michaelle-Richardson-%2829%29-killed-in-home-invasion-as-retaliatio)
This singer guy R.I.P. Alex B-Keep Going (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWncdZvBpxs#)
was apparently stabbed and thrown off a balcony into a dumpster, then possibly as retaliation, the filmer of "It's Fern" was gunned down in a double homicide that occurred at a police officers daughter's apartment.

There are some pretty sketchy comments here about the killings.
 http://www.topix.com/forum/city/inola-ok/TP19PARFSLPM2I0DR (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/inola-ok/TP19PARFSLPM2I0DR)
Not legendary, I know. But what the fuck. Something seems off.


Damn that is some shady shit right there.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Dark Knight on June 28, 2014, 12:56:43 PM
Wow, I never knew about that shit.  Pretty crazy.
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 28, 2014, 08:15:19 PM
lol @ mydeathspace.com
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Post by: Schmaltz on June 29, 2014, 11:26:48 AM
sean youngs hill bomb on acid in the rain

Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ill_Murray on July 24, 2014, 08:31:51 PM
Heard a story recently about how Dylan. kept snaking at Venice so one of the older locals grabbed his board and flung it out of the park and onto the sand. 
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: needlejuice on July 25, 2014, 04:52:41 PM
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Does anybody else remember Derek Gertz? He posted on skateperception from '04 until he passed away after hitting his head while skating a stair set alone. He was always robo-tripping and posting stories of his adventures. I consider this dude to be pretty legendary.

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/ (http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?/topic/100238-the-derekg-story-thread/)

dinglewads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms6DeYRmM90#)
DEREK "DEX" GERTZ DAY IN THE LIFE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-RsojXsyc#)
Colors:Derek Gertz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCElaWbAtVk#)
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Well that was the most interesting google search in some time. RIP.
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His box tricks were really good in that day in the life. My inner Stacey Peralta was witnessing some potential.
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the story of this kid is just sad
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if you really read up on this kid's posts youd know that he was a genuinely insightful dude that was surrounded by untrustworthy people with only a semblance of the charisma he had. This drove his own neurosis insane because all he wanted was to be around people that werent weird, schemers, or brainwashed cult members. i feel for him because i know the depression that comes when you lose your real friends and are stuck surrounded by a bunch of kooks, and you start thinking that 95 percent of people are just weirdos who want to use you for whatever personal reasons. All my friends are drugged out, in hospital or jail, so i reallly really feel for him now after going back and re-reading some of his older posts. the kid just wanted to live in a world where you werent a slave to society, and felt expressing yourself creatively and trading, along with genuine consensual friendships through skating or whatever is the only way to live your life to the fullest.
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You hit the nail on the head man, I don't think it could be put any better for that.  It really sucks how shit went down for him but at least he died doing what he loved the most.

thanks bro, i appreciate ur posts as well. he just seeme like so many of my genuine friends growing up, such a literate smart dude, that chose to take his own road and perspective into anything he considered or did. i remember reading his posts, just wishing to god he would write a book one day, because the kid had so much creativity for how zonked out he was at the time
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Dicksneeze on July 31, 2014, 07:18:02 PM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
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That was a rad read. He was straight up calling out Danny Way. Wish more mags today were like Big Brother.

I was there the night that shit happened with Swindell. I'm from Diamond Bar, and they were always around: a little homo posse of Swindell, Steve Mateus, Steve's brother Marc, this dreadlock skater fool Kevin Johnson and Mark and Scott Weber. Everyone jocked Swindel because he rode for Think, everyone else was flow for Poorhou$e. That night in Azusa, this kid named Jason Peters, who went by "2kan" was rapping, with D.J. Ro (Rolando Chavez) playing the beats on his DAT player. Danny Way didn't kill that dude, just punched him. Swindell and Mateus kept drinking, and thinking they were cool gangsters, took dude outside. Mateus kicked him in the back to knock him down, and, after punching him repeatedly in the face, Swindell picked up a giant brick and threw it over the wall were dude was already laying, crushing his skull. Mateus and Kevin Johnson testified against Swindell, then after court we were blazing in the garage talking about it. Steve Mateus served like 2 years of 6 then came home like he was a hard cholo, wearing dickies and his shirt unbuttoned except for the top collar button. I'm surprised he didnt get a teardrop tattoo. Now he's the team manager for Rockstar and just as big a punk as he was then. They were total rich, spoiled "wiggers" who thought they were hard ass. Completely regular and gay.
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 31, 2014, 07:53:41 PM
So, it was just a misunderstanding.
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Post by: Dicksneeze on July 31, 2014, 08:03:49 PM
So, it was just a misunderstanding.

Heh. Way is totally a homophobic, misogynistic, racist creep to be sure, but he didnt kill that kid. ONLY because security intervened, though. Had he been with his pals when the bloodlusty, mob mentality overtook them, he would've been in the same boat for sure.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 31, 2014, 08:08:54 PM
homophobia is regular and gay
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Post by: hufs calve muscles on July 31, 2014, 09:11:38 PM
dude
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Post by: toque on July 31, 2014, 09:18:04 PM
Dicksneeze...wat? 
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Post by: WeirdBeach on July 31, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
homophobia is regular and gay
shits mad regular son
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Fenzadill on August 01, 2014, 05:40:46 AM
Heh. Way is totally a homophobic, misogynistic, racist creep to be sure, but he didnt kill that kid. ONLY because security intervened, though. Had he been with his pals when the bloodlusty, mob mentality overtook them, he would've been in the same boat for sure.

Keith Ogden was 31 years old at the time of his death.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Monty Burns on August 01, 2014, 06:00:45 AM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
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That was a rad read. He was straight up calling out Danny Way. Wish more mags today were like Big Brother.
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I was there the night that shit happened with Swindell. I'm from Diamond Bar, and they were always around: a little homo posse of Swindell, Steve Mateus, Steve's brother Marc, this dreadlock skater fool Kevin Johnson and Mark and Scott Weber. Everyone jocked Swindel because he rode for Think, everyone else was flow for Poorhou$e. That night in Azusa, this kid named Jason Peters, who went by "2kan" was rapping, with D.J. Ro (Rolando Chavez) playing the beats on his DAT player. Danny Way didn't kill that dude, just punched him. Swindell and Mateus kept drinking, and thinking they were cool gangsters, took dude outside. Mateus kicked him in the back to knock him down, and, after punching him repeatedly in the face, Swindell picked up a giant brick and threw it over the wall were dude was already laying, crushing his skull. Mateus and Kevin Johnson testified against Swindell, then after court we were blazing in the garage talking about it. Steve Mateus served like 2 years of 6 then came home like he was a hard cholo, wearing dickies and his shirt unbuttoned except for the top collar button. I'm surprised he didnt get a teardrop tattoo. Now he's the team manager for Rockstar and just as big a punk as he was then. They were total rich, spoiled "wiggers" who thought they were hard ass. Completely regular and gay.

You know slap is big time when Danny Way takes time out of jumping the 7 wonders of the world to make a account on slap to cast doubts about his murders

welcome to slap danny , please bludgeon us to death with a brick
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Fenzadill on August 01, 2014, 06:32:15 AM
It was a joke yeshhhh!. I meant the first one in LA. I was about 14 then, not quite a man i guess but still stupid enough to think for that one point of my life TK was cool probably the same way you thought Tony was cool and probably begged him to autograph your bagel bite. I had only started skating like a year or 2 before then. So no i wasn't part of or followed the first few xgames before it came to LA. I guess i wasn't as cool as you to think i was too good or grown to go watch those skaters skate at that time specially when it was free that year.

So I guess what you're saying is you're the kid.

Regarding the It's Fern dudes, Fern jumped from a window high on acid.  Randy Rush was shot in a supposed home invasion, and if you watch It's Fern, it's not hard to believe homie was probably selling narcotics.
Title: Re: Legendary tales about skaters
Post by: Dicksneeze on August 01, 2014, 01:23:16 PM
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Chris Pontius sayin in his BB interview that Danny Way would go to the border and shoot the mexicans jumping over the fence. Said Danny would drive around too and grab holda a dude on a motorcycle then gun it and push the dude over.
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I could see that. Or Danny Way in a helicopter shooting a border jumpers.
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http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks (http://scienceversuslife.tumblr.com/post/87281426469/not-british-but-worth-seeing-chris-pontius-talks)



good read! hes tight does party boy still skate?
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That was a rad read. He was straight up calling out Danny Way. Wish more mags today were like Big Brother.
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I was there the night that shit happened with Swindell. I'm from Diamond Bar, and they were always around: a little homo posse of Swindell, Steve Mateus, Steve's brother Marc, this dreadlock skater fool Kevin Johnson and Mark and Scott Weber. Everyone jocked Swindel because he rode for Think, everyone else was flow for Poorhou$e. That night in Azusa, this kid named Jason Peters, who went by "2kan" was rapping, with D.J. Ro (Rolando Chavez) playing the beats on his DAT player. Danny Way didn't kill that dude, just punched him. Swindell and Mateus kept drinking, and thinking they were cool gangsters, took dude outside. Mateus kicked him in the back to knock him down, and, after punching him repeatedly in the face, Swindell picked up a giant brick and threw it over the wall were dude was already laying, crushing his skull. Mateus and Kevin Johnson testified against Swindell, then after court we were blazing in the garage talking about it. Steve Mateus served like 2 years of 6 then came home like he was a hard cholo, wearing dickies and his shirt unbuttoned except for the top collar button. I'm surprised he didnt get a teardrop tattoo. Now he's the team manager for Rockstar and just as big a punk as he was then. They were total rich, spoiled "wiggers" who thought they were hard ass. Completely regular and gay.
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You know slap is big time when Danny Way takes time out of jumping the 7 wonders of the world to make a account on slap to cast doubts about his murders

welcome to slap danny , please bludgeon us to death with a brick

...wanna buy the board I jumped the Great Wall on?