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Title: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Tracer on September 16, 2014, 10:15:06 PM
90% of people use righty because nothing, leftys have advantages in life.

Baseball
driving in UK

Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: KING TUT on September 17, 2014, 02:33:06 AM
Because I fucked your dad.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: pekkaaa on September 17, 2014, 03:03:57 AM
I'm not.  ::)
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Post by: Filip on September 17, 2014, 03:38:05 AM
Me neither.
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Post by: noileum on September 17, 2014, 03:49:17 AM
How the fuck does being a southpaw help you drive in the UK?
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: shark tits on September 17, 2014, 04:03:35 AM
the reason british people drive on the left is derived from jousting. the reason americans don't is based offa rebellion against britain/anti anglicism on the part of the Irish w/out whom there wouldn't have been the secession all those centuries ago.
lefties do not have the advantage in a joust, they hafta joust switch. later on pistolas leveled the playing field when we transferred over to duels.
shout me out if any of yuz end up on jeopardy.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: noileum on September 17, 2014, 05:15:21 AM
That's proper interesting, and proves that lefties have it worse in the UK for driving.

They (as said) have to stick their lances out of the drivers side window and joust switch. Or reverse and do it fakie (which wouldn't really work as the lance would need to go out of the passenger window - like a stalefish i guess)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: GOKU on September 17, 2014, 02:04:39 PM
I'm left handed. I skate goofy. I prefer to sleep to the left of chicks, and generally finger them with my left hand. Def some underlying science in here somewhere.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Tracer on September 17, 2014, 02:43:25 PM
the reason british people drive on the left is derived from jousting. the reason americans don't is based offa rebellion against britain/anti anglicism on the part of the Irish w/out whom there wouldn't have been the secession all those centuries ago.
lefties do not have the advantage in a joust, they hafta joust switch. later on pistolas leveled the playing field when we transferred over to duels.
shout me out if any of yuz end up on jeopardy.
That's totally false because harrison ford invented the first car, in America. It's England that decided to be different
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 17, 2014, 02:48:12 PM
i think its neat when im left handed
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Post by: Everett425 on September 17, 2014, 04:09:13 PM
Anyone who isn't a lefty is a fuckin' nimrod.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: pica on September 17, 2014, 04:18:54 PM
at least we have better sex

http://time.com/48162/left-handed-people-have-better-sex/ (http://time.com/48162/left-handed-people-have-better-sex/)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: sleepypancakes on September 17, 2014, 07:32:41 PM
I am also a lefty, have more tattoos on my left arm than right, also sleep on the left side of significant others, but I eat, play billiards, and darts, right handed. I also skate regular.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Wizard Fight on September 17, 2014, 08:42:47 PM
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the reason british people drive on the left is derived from jousting. the reason americans don't is based offa rebellion against britain/anti anglicism
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That's totally false because harrison ford invented the first car, in America


harrison ford invented the first car, in America


harrison ford invented the first car, in America


harrison ford invented the first car, in America
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: landCow on September 17, 2014, 08:46:04 PM
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110329155349/mk_/images/f/f0/Goro_Movie.jpg)

Is he left or right handed? Does he favor his top hands or bottom? The science behind handedness is fascinating.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Chipper on September 17, 2014, 09:07:29 PM
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the reason british people drive on the left is derived from jousting. the reason americans don't is based offa rebellion against britain/anti anglicism on the part of the Irish w/out whom there wouldn't have been the secession all those centuries ago.
lefties do not have the advantage in a joust, they hafta joust switch. later on pistolas leveled the playing field when we transferred over to duels.
shout me out if any of yuz end up on jeopardy.
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That's totally false because harrison ford invented the first car, in America. It's England that decided to be different
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/omg.gif)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: PumpkinEsc0bar on September 17, 2014, 09:25:31 PM
I am left handed for everything besides throwing a baseball. (Which I'm not very good at, with either hand)

One thing I've observed being left handed is nobody notices fully. I've worked at the same job for 3 years, with only 7 other people. I'm not sure an exact number but I've been asked maybe 3x by each person "Wow you're lefty?! I never knew that" then I reply with "that's the 3rd time you've said that"

I even got this in school.

My mom also thought I was right handed til about 4 years ago
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Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 17, 2014, 11:28:52 PM
That's totally false because harrison ford invented the first car, in America. It's England that decided to be different

Fun fact.

(http://i.imgur.com/i77Rx4s.png)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 18, 2014, 02:00:41 PM
well, cause its right, duh?
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: brycickle on September 18, 2014, 03:01:35 PM
Because fuck you. That's why.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Tracer on September 18, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
well, cause its right, duh?
Do you make correct turns at red lights? Truth is leftys have an advantage over people in society, especially in sports, just not using scissors.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Wizard Fight on October 01, 2014, 11:17:21 AM
I know I'm feeding your desire for attention but instead of saying something mean or dismissive, I had some questions:

Do you make correct turns at red lights?

Is this a riddle? I know what you're trying to ask but red lights primarily mean stop obviously, and some places you can turn left onto a one-way from a red light. BUT, you claim to be from Quebec, where I believe it's against the rules to turn right on red. So what gives?

Truth is leftys have an advantage over people in society, especially in sports, just not using scissors.

I'm pretty sure you're straight trolling with this one but I wanted to know how leftys had an advantage using scissors, or what an advantage using scissors actually is.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Frosty178 on October 01, 2014, 01:32:24 PM
I think you misread it dude, He's saying leftys cant use scissors. Which is true, for me at least. Scissors suck. Unless they're special.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: abudabi on October 01, 2014, 01:36:23 PM
first time i tried to use scissors left handed i was shocked they didnt work
the point of this story is that im mechanically regular
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: chockfullofthat on October 01, 2014, 01:51:09 PM
because tracer, in ancient times, before guns people fought with swords.  the righties usually killed their leftie opponents because of trigonometrics.  it was a blood bath. the results are still scene today. the end.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: Tracer on October 01, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
because tracer, in ancient times, before guns people fought with swords.  the righties usually killed their leftie opponents because of trigonometrics.  it was a blood bath. the results are still scene today. the end.
While there might be some truth to this, lefties would have the advantage if your opponent assumes you're a righty. Some say that lefties have more heart, because their good hand is heart first.

Most skaters skate regular, with their bad hand first, is there a correlation probbaly not
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: cancelled on October 01, 2014, 09:37:32 PM
Most skaters skate regular, with their bad hand first, is there a correlation probbaly not


good foot on back = more weight/balance.  also better for tic tacin'   i prefer my good foot first for tricks and pushing.  i started goofy then switch to regz.  (im left handed btw)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: pinche gringo on October 01, 2014, 10:32:10 PM
'Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?'
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: able on October 02, 2014, 01:41:06 AM
Vrrrrrrrooooooom......
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Harrison+Ford+Harrison+Ford+Out+Driving+LA+ldrdo1P5At4l.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: cancelled on October 02, 2014, 05:10:13 AM
Harrison Ford is one of my favorite actors legit, no joke.

edit:  if hes left handed my heart would melt

double edit:  he is!  and so is M.C. Esher, go figure.
Title: Re: Why is everyone right handed
Post by: j....soy..... on October 02, 2014, 08:54:43 AM
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Most skaters skate regular, with their bad hand first, is there a correlation probbaly not
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good foot on back = more weight/balance.  also better for tic tacin'   i prefer my good foot first for tricks and pushing.  i started goofy then switch to regz.  (im left handed btw)

Right handed=regular foot.....left handed=goofy......I don't care what you do...but that is the right answer.....