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Title: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 04:33:42 PM
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Paco Supreme on September 29, 2014, 04:35:46 PM
This user is currently ignored.

i logged in and felt much better.  :)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Swithflip on September 29, 2014, 04:37:15 PM
Tracer is the man hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Al408 on September 29, 2014, 04:40:13 PM
Another tracer thread?
(http://media.giphy.com/media/8bJvm6nqTxXSo/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: violentpizza on September 29, 2014, 04:42:52 PM
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: dillanharp on September 29, 2014, 04:44:25 PM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/dOJt6XZlQw8qQ/200.gif)
Thread of the year.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 04:54:07 PM
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 29, 2014, 04:56:27 PM
It is weird that Welcomes cost more in Quebec though, heard someone else say this too  ???
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: choke mayne on September 29, 2014, 04:59:59 PM
this thread reveals that tracer skates only to go pro
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Al408 on September 29, 2014, 05:03:48 PM
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever
You go girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyubEwigfUY&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyubEwigfUY&feature=youtu.be#)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: smokecrack on September 29, 2014, 05:04:20 PM
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

damn, big man Trace ain't playin no more.

straight flexin on these lil shits.

(http://s8158.storage.proboards.com/5408158/i/OAfOXOEemok8E_CPJeLi.gif) (http://www.skype-emoticons.com/images/emoticon-00103-cool.gif) (http://kyleledbetter.com/skype/assets/images/emoticons/[email protected])
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: fulfillthedream on September 29, 2014, 05:15:59 PM
another bullshit tracer thread that will some how end up being 5-6 pages...
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Suit Up! on September 29, 2014, 05:21:01 PM
Tracer rollerblades.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 05:48:26 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: skate on September 29, 2014, 05:49:13 PM
all this guy does is make threads to get attention
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Sleazy on September 29, 2014, 05:49:39 PM
i'll bite...

pretty sure this guy skates welcomes and also pretty sure that's not a park rail

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10679697_10203990150886873_3467573777866978082_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: 3Hunna on September 29, 2014, 05:50:42 PM
A few things

Number 1. Tracer, you rollerblade when you are not being an internet kook. You admitted this in the shoe thread
Number 2. You don't know a goddamn thing. Which is weird, because the internet is full of information and you are on the internet alot more than you skate, or rollerblade
Number 3. While I have never skated a welcome, Im skating a p3 shaped Polar and I learned switch back tails on a ledge, in the street. So you are once again wrong.
Ill go easy on you because of the spurs coyote

p3 Poler decks arent even close to as wacky as welcomes, and dont come with a 10$ addition on the price tag

I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

(http://clzimages.com/movie/large/20/20_d__0_Airborne.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: rocksalt on September 29, 2014, 05:56:26 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

sportsportsporjspojospjocsjockjockjock
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: beazlocal on September 29, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: violentpizza on September 29, 2014, 06:00:05 PM
You need to wear rollerblades to play roller hockey. You sir, are a rollerblader. And a bitch.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 06:06:51 PM
You need to wear rollerblades to play roller hockey. You sir, are a rollerblader. And a bitch.
lol calling hockey players pussies? Hope you got a dental plan homie.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: violentpizza on September 29, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: raiders are life on September 29, 2014, 06:11:47 PM
but I ride welcome boards someone help what do I do?!?!
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Dick Rogers on September 29, 2014, 06:35:49 PM
One pair of dickies. Plain white t. Antihero deck. Stat!
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: cuntzilla on September 29, 2014, 06:40:19 PM
I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever
Can this be slaps new 'my grandma is dead'?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: somejackass on September 29, 2014, 06:41:02 PM
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.

you ride a regular board and everyone else will ride what they want.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Suit Up! on September 29, 2014, 07:05:07 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

Ive played plenty of sports. Just not ones that make me a rollerblader.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: McDuff on September 29, 2014, 07:09:54 PM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120729182348/nonciclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Lenny_Simpson.jpg/274px-Lenny_Simpson.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: cuntzilla on September 29, 2014, 07:20:20 PM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120729182348/nonciclopedia/images/thumb/4/45/Lenny_Simpson.jpg/274px-Lenny_Simpson.jpg)
http://lisaneedsbrac.es/ (http://lisaneedsbrac.es/)
(http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/159d76d75acc946e2ace253d9bc7448b.png)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: JAesop on September 29, 2014, 07:21:32 PM
Forward or defense?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: wildbillhiccup on September 29, 2014, 07:33:57 PM
i think welcome is lame
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 29, 2014, 07:36:42 PM
i think welcome is lame
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: raunchyrick on September 29, 2014, 07:43:22 PM
"I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever" - Tracer

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c264/ear24_/rollerstomp_zpsa65823ce.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 29, 2014, 07:47:33 PM
Wel-cum boards are so ghey, I can probably get them for free and I still don't ride them. Don't be a tool, buy a Plan B or Element if you want to win!

I know you read this Jason. Put an extra plank in Marky's box for me, please!!!!
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Swithflip on September 29, 2014, 07:54:53 PM
I  miss think skateboards
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on September 29, 2014, 08:42:36 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: poopnutsupreme on September 29, 2014, 08:55:14 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

I wish I could have this as a bumper sticker
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: bentmode on September 29, 2014, 08:57:23 PM
Get some ice skates, fairy.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 09:17:01 PM
Get some ice skates, fairy.
Chirping from a distance, I see that all the time from dipshits like you.

I've been playing ice hockey since I was 5 years old, and I guarantee I can skate better than all these clowns talking shit.

I also know how to build outdoor rinks, that was my community service in HS
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: doomstation55 on September 29, 2014, 09:34:44 PM
I ride a unicycle, but its only for the thrilling sport of unicycle polo.

Unicycle Polo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_EO5MMCEmc#)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: el chino on September 29, 2014, 09:35:49 PM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
you re still ass burnt about that whole rollerhockey back and forth when tracer shut you the fuck down ?
 GROW THE FUCK UP MAN, how can you be such a sour little bitch about a comment on THE INTERNET,   BY TRACER
you sir are a fucking skateboarding pussy bitch fairy and a sour loser.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: tortfeasor on September 29, 2014, 09:47:55 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: tobey on September 29, 2014, 09:51:39 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

well tracer is 14 so its probably not that weird for him
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Bagger Vance on September 29, 2014, 10:01:22 PM
Playing devils advocate here but roller hockey and rolling blading isnt the same thing. I got buddies that play roller hockey.  Ice time is expensive and if hockey is your thing and you dont have the money to play on the ice, roller hockey is as close as you'll get. Rolling hockey and roller blading is kinda like saying skateboarding and longboarding is the same. they're different and attract a different crowd.

And yes, roller hockey is mostly for little kids, but a lot of people say the same about skating.


As for welcome boards, they aren't my thing but I'm not mad at em
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: snakesession on September 29, 2014, 10:04:41 PM
Its not the shape you're riding, its how you ride it. Ryan Lay killed everything on funky planks, straight up.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Schismatic on September 29, 2014, 10:10:06 PM
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.

It would be too easy to retort with examples like Evan Okeson and that Mango dude. I'm sure any of us could adjust to a shaped board and not lose tricks but since I personally haven't ridden a shaped board since all boards were shaped, I'll just vicariously discredit everything you said through this dude because I like watching the clips anyway (surely there are many more examples):

Dylan Jones Skateboarding - Summer 2012. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOlJyvSblo#)

Can switch 360 flip better than I ever could, even when I rode 8" decks:
Dylan Jones - 'Hand Drags & High 5's' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DIqzsYnPM#)

Dylan Jones - Summer 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyb6PWEPILs#)

July/August 2014 skateboarding #unemploymentpart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5F2ANdpZs#)

As most skaters know, it's what you make of it. Welcome isn't my favorite thing out there but someone else's skateboarding isn't anyone else's business. If they're stoked than good for them, they're probably getting more out of each session than trash talking little turds like you.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: HIHB on September 29, 2014, 10:32:57 PM
Welcome > Roller Hockey
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: wildbillhiccup on September 29, 2014, 10:33:40 PM
Welcome < Planet X
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 29, 2014, 10:37:19 PM
better thread title would be 'gay fucking welcome boards' with a photo of gay fucking a nimbus 5000
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on September 29, 2014, 10:38:28 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: foureyedjim on September 29, 2014, 10:43:33 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.

and yet adults go crazy watching millionaires tossing and kicking a ball around, one of the first toys you let your children play with.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: tortfeasor on September 29, 2014, 10:45:53 PM
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.

Hey i used to be really good at wrist shots. You mind if I borrow your stick for a second and see if I still got it
 ;)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: midevilco on September 29, 2014, 10:46:46 PM
When I see people skating a Welcome, I think to myself how they are trying too hard. I don't want to get it. Function > Fashion.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Burt Ward on September 29, 2014, 11:40:45 PM
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.

you ride a regular board and everyone else will ride what they want.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 29, 2014, 11:41:22 PM
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.

It would be too easy to retort with examples like Evan Okeson and that Mango dude. I'm sure any of us could adjust to a shaped board and not lose tricks but since I personally haven't ridden a shaped board since all boards were shaped, I'll just vicariously discredit everything you said through this dude because I like watching the clips anyway (surely there are many more examples):

Dylan Jones Skateboarding - Summer 2012. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOlJyvSblo#)

Can switch 360 flip better than I ever could, even when I rode 8" decks:
Dylan Jones - 'Hand Drags & High 5's' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DIqzsYnPM#)

Dylan Jones - Summer 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyb6PWEPILs#)

July/August 2014 skateboarding #unemploymentpart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5F2ANdpZs#)

As most skaters know, it's what you make of it. Welcome isn't my favorite thing out there but someone else's skateboarding isn't anyone else's business. If they're stoked than good for them, they're probably getting more out of each session than trash talking little turds like you.

Ya I'm sure people can rip on welcomes, but people also rip on sector 9 and longboards. There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: hufs calve muscles on September 30, 2014, 01:15:08 AM
One pair of dickies. Plain white t. Antihero deck. Stat!


Just as embarrassing as roller skating
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Sleazy on September 30, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave

fuck me, i just realized your a fake account. can't believe i fell for that.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: 6feetdeep on September 30, 2014, 03:52:34 AM
I still hope that Tracer is some pro laughing his ass off while making retarded topics that everybody takes way too serious.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: tony volume on September 30, 2014, 04:37:02 AM
I still hope that Tracer is some pro laughing his ass off while making retarded topics that everybody takes way too serious.
I hope so too, cause who the fuck is Tracer? Apparently some Rollerblading, mentally/sexually confused 14 year old, who thinks "All skaters crave big sets and kickflips" and probably lives in some LAME ASS SOCAL White washed suburb
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: BMCsteve on September 30, 2014, 04:45:14 AM
 Mountain Dew Marketing Meeting: "Steezy kickflips.  THIS IS WHAT SKATERS CRAVE!"
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on September 30, 2014, 04:49:51 AM
Rollerblades, huh?

(In europe "roller hockey" is called bandy. You should start calling it bandy too, because it sounds more gay, so it's more fitting. Hockey is awesome, bandy is the fuccboi version.)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on September 30, 2014, 04:57:25 AM
I will try out a Welcome now, just because Tracer disapproves. "Tracer disapproves" should be their new slogan btw.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Prince Nelson on September 30, 2014, 06:04:18 AM
This user is currently ignored.

i logged in and felt much better.  :)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: logan chase on September 30, 2014, 06:31:50 AM
people who skate welcome boards realise that their lame ass attempts at being original
and trying to skate innovatively look stupid on a regular skateboard and instead
skate an irregular shaped board for their irregular shaped lifestyle   
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: JB on September 30, 2014, 06:47:43 AM
There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave


Erick and Mikey Winkowski (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91C0kjm8z5Q#)


(i know hes not on welcome anymore, but he was at the time.)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Monty Burns on September 30, 2014, 07:10:01 AM
Rollerblades, huh?

(In europe "roller hockey" is called bandy. You should start calling it bandy too, because it sounds more gay, so it's more fitting. Hockey is awesome, bandy is the fuccboi version.)

No its not ? 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floorball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floorball)   also called Innebandy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandy) 

I mean you could say outdoor bandy , indooor bandy , ice bandy . But Bandy is the one I linked

Hockey is what you call this sport http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey)

and Ice hockey is this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey)



Not sure a sport can be homosexual ? think you need to rethink how you use the word
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: olden intheway on September 30, 2014, 07:23:31 AM
Jocks ruin everything
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: shitdick on September 30, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Boo you suck I hope your kids are born deformed
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: headtowall on September 30, 2014, 09:13:09 AM
Tracer is a bozo, but welcome is fucking lame. Shaped boards in general are. The kids who ride them are all the same. It's a fad.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: the_unknown_soldier on September 30, 2014, 09:15:17 AM
(http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/DM-Resize/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/189/96/78431304.jpg?w=600&h=600&keep_ratio=1&webp=1)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: violentpizza on September 30, 2014, 09:31:31 AM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
you re still ass burnt about that whole rollerhockey back and forth when tracer shut you the fuck down ?
 GROW THE FUCK UP MAN, how can you be such a sour little bitch about a comment on THE INTERNET,   BY TRACER
you sir are a fucking skateboarding pussy bitch fairy and a sour loser.


Tracer?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Dead Man on September 30, 2014, 09:35:17 AM

[/quote]
Ya I'm sure people can rip on welcomes, but people also rip on sector 9 and longboards. There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave
[/quote]
people rip rollerblades too??
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: wildbillhiccup on September 30, 2014, 09:37:42 AM

Ya I'm sure people can rip on welcomes, but people also rip on sector 9 and longboards. There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave
[/quote]
people rip rollerblades too??
[/quote]
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: jgonzalez on September 30, 2014, 10:38:37 AM
Stop feeding the troll
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Schismatic on September 30, 2014, 12:52:51 PM
 things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.
[/quote]

It would be too easy to retort with examples like Evan Okeson and that Mango dude. I'm sure any of us could adjust to a shaped board and not lose tricks but since I personally haven't ridden a shaped board since all boards were shaped, I'll just vicariously discredit everything you said through this dude because I like watching the clips anyway (surely there are many more examples):

Dylan Jones Skateboarding - Summer 2012. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOlJyvSblo#)

Can switch 360 flip better than I ever could, even when I rode 8" decks:
Dylan Jones - 'Hand Drags & High 5's' (http://http ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DIqzsYnPM#)

Dylan Jones - Summer 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyb6PWEPILs#)

July/August 2014 skateboarding #unemploymentpart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5F2ANdpZs#)

As most skaters know, it's what you make of it. Welcome isn't my favorite thing out there but someone else's skateboarding isn't anyone else's business. If they're stoked than good for them, they're probably getting more out of each session than trash talking little turds like you.

[/quote]
Ya I'm sure people can rip on welcomes, but people also rip on sector 9 and longboards. There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave
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Did you watch the videos? There's ledges, manuals, flip tricks, rails, switch skating, big stairs, tranny, ditches; just about everything. The gap the dude backside flips at the end of the 2nd vid is hefty, that clip could fit into any pro/am part and not look like throwaway.

I don't remember all the exact tricks in the linked videos, but it's hard to argue that kickflips and switch ollies over double sets isn't "steezy." It's goofy comparing gimmicky longboard tricks with people out ripping up the streets on a normal length skateboard. So what if a person's deck is not a popsicle shape? I don't see how that takes away from the skating.

Yeah, some of the kids who bite the while Welcome image might seem like try-hards, but are they really any different than the masses of Gilbert Crokett clones, with their form-fitting long sleeve button ups and pants rolled up 3" above their low top vans?  Seems like the only difference is that one group choose a style that more people find palatable.

At the end of the day, this whole conversation goes against everything that's rad about skateboarding. Skaters aren't confined to any set of rules and we don't all "crave" the same shit so if someone is riding any shape board, having fun and shredding on their own terms, then it's beyond lame for another skater to hate on what they're doing. That mentality is no different than the high school jocks who'd call us "faggot" for wearing SkateRags and Vans instead of polo shirts and Nikes, and because we spent our own free time riding a skateboard in lieu of basketball or wrestling.

You don't have to buy into it yourself or even like it, but just go about your own business and if they're not hurting anyone the let them have fun in their way. Being bothered by such superficial rubbish is just a shitty way to be.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 30, 2014, 04:48:07 PM
if you skate pools its a different story, as you're almost never riding switch or popping the nose. however I don't think skaters deserve extra credit for doing street tricks on wacky welcome shapes
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 30, 2014, 04:55:48 PM
The basilisk shape has a really good pop off the nose, seems like the shape the above dude was ridin mostly, he rips!
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: nice_guy_2 on September 30, 2014, 05:37:22 PM
3 pages and no mention of nora vasconcellos? is she really young or something weird like that?
(http://radballs.com/wp-content/uploads/063013SoCalJayAdamsSigning_0005_Layer-14.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: rocksalt on September 30, 2014, 06:27:55 PM
looks like welcome supports roller hockey anyway
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Schismatic on September 30, 2014, 07:14:38 PM
if you skate pools its a different story, as you're almost never riding switch or popping the nose. however I don't think skaters deserve extra credit for doing street tricks on wacky welcome shapes

You still haven't watched those videos huh?

Anyway, you're right that nobody deserves recognition for riding shaped decks, did anyone say otherwise? That's not what you started out saying though. I simply think that people don't deserve being called "gay" or otherwise talked shit on because of it. You've expressed an alternate point of view and seem to feed off of negativity so we can just agree to disagree, with the conclusion that you're just a little insecure cock.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: pinch a loaf on September 30, 2014, 07:37:47 PM
Welcome is a "cool new company" that is still semi underground. The exact formula that hipsters crave. They just saw potential in selling to that whole crowd and it looks like it's working.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: sid vicious on September 30, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
" Welcome boards are fucking gay".........gay people usually spot there own, so if welcome is gay then.........
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on September 30, 2014, 08:13:23 PM
whats the gay anal sex equilvalent of a texas plant?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: landCow on September 30, 2014, 08:31:25 PM
Welcome is a "cool new company" that is still semi underground. The exact formula that hipsters crave. They just saw potential in selling to that whole crowd and it looks like it's working.

And they seem to have made a small amount of controversy with something as simple as shaped boards. Some strongly dislike it but with that comes other people taking notice. They are riding that wave and doing well. Kudos to them.

Personally I like them.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: banksandledges on September 30, 2014, 08:57:13 PM
whats the gay anal sex equilvalent of a texas plant?

Tracer rollerblading?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: gnidraobetaks on September 30, 2014, 09:40:07 PM
Nora Vasconcellos is the only tight thing about welcome.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on September 30, 2014, 09:53:49 PM
Nora Vasconcellos is the only tight thing about welcome.
She has a tongue ring bro, I don't think she's as tight as you think.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: el chino on September 30, 2014, 10:03:08 PM
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
you re still ass burnt about that whole rollerhockey back and forth when tracer shut you the fuck down ?
 GROW THE FUCK UP MAN, how can you be such a sour little bitch about a comment on THE INTERNET,   BY TRACER
you sir are a fucking skateboarding pussy bitch fairy and a sour loser.


Tracer?
well since you couldnt even come up with a better comeback, i assume you... whatever.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on September 30, 2014, 10:08:23 PM
(http://media3.giphy.com/media/dOJt6XZlQw8qQ/200.gif)
Thread of the year.
only thing I learned in film school was that gif is from citizen kane
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: j....soy..... on September 30, 2014, 10:49:56 PM
Rollerblades, huh?

(In europe "roller hockey" is called bandy. You should start calling it bandy too, because it sounds more gay, so it's more fitting. Hockey is awesome, bandy is the fuccboi version.)

Aren't you referring to Floorball?

Could never put on the blades....strictly ball....better exercise....

Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Jesse on October 01, 2014, 01:39:26 AM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on October 01, 2014, 04:48:00 AM
Thread is not "rad"...
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: olden intheway on October 01, 2014, 07:13:15 AM
A blader opining about things that are gay is absolutely priceless.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: GAY on October 01, 2014, 11:52:04 AM
A blader opining about things that are gay is absolutely priceless.


bottles + rollerblades = hilariously gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW866LhlVb4#)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: chockfullofthat on October 01, 2014, 12:16:57 PM
.....more like troller blader
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bml.gif)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on October 01, 2014, 12:41:17 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: JB on October 01, 2014, 01:03:42 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.


i wonder what it feels like to make an account just to reply to a tracer thread.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on October 01, 2014, 02:25:58 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.


i wonder what it feels like to make an account just to reply to a tracer thread.

only one way to find out?.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Jesse on October 01, 2014, 02:40:28 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

*I wonder what it feels like to be retarded

Nah, I'm fine. I was drunk. Anyway, this guy can skate switch pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTO7vwQdxcY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTO7vwQdxcY)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Spitfire4life on October 01, 2014, 05:47:32 PM
Are people riding shaped boards that big of a problem for some of you guys? How does some random kid riding a shaped board effect you in anyway?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: pinche gringo on October 01, 2014, 07:23:43 PM
Are people riding shaped boards that big of a problem for some of you guys? How does some random kid riding a shaped board effect you in anyway?
You just don't 'GET' it man. There are standards to uphold. Swear on the Book of Puleo right now that you'll only ride non-shaped boards and do your best to do your duty to raise skateboarding to the greatest standard ever achieved. Focus now if you plan on having fun. This is the no fun Tracer disapproval center so get your act straight. People have died and are going to die for this shit bro.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Ham Sandwiches on October 01, 2014, 09:23:15 PM
A shop nearby has a few Welcome decks on special and I was thinking of picking one up to use as a cruiser but now that Tracer has thrown his hat into the ring so to speak I'm not so sure anymore.

Thanks for saving me $70, Tracer.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on October 02, 2014, 03:20:02 PM
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: abudabi on October 02, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
im kinda impressed that they name their shapes after harry potter shit and are still fetishized by the cool kids
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 02, 2014, 05:17:47 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Tracer on October 02, 2014, 05:27:14 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
It's below 0 half the year only suckers pay for icetime. WE are a nation of pond hockey, lake hockey, rink hockey. Some of the good outdoor ones even have zambonis. If there's 1 thing I know how to do correctly, it's build ice surfaces
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: shitdick on October 03, 2014, 09:38:59 AM
Tracer is Steven Ambrosio!!!
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: ogcoors on October 03, 2014, 09:56:27 AM
you can build ice surfaces? Canada is brilliant. . . I can do that too get water to go below 32 degrees. Tracer I wish i could seriously remove the internet from your country so you didn't exist to me.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: sugardaddy on October 03, 2014, 10:02:44 AM
yeah fuck welcome there just trying to be vintage hipster fags, get with the times theres so much technology in decks now they should use it
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: violentpizza on October 03, 2014, 01:16:12 PM
He's canadian. That's why.
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: Wizard Fight on October 03, 2014, 01:22:52 PM
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?

(http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/144331615/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/alltimers-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: slappykrooks on October 03, 2014, 01:24:35 PM
fucking Tracer man, what the fuck
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: hufs calve muscles on October 03, 2014, 08:40:21 PM
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?

That was a stinker
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: tobey on October 03, 2014, 09:26:57 PM
I wonder how it feels to be retarded as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
It's below 0 half the year only suckers pay for icetime. WE are a nation of pond hockey, lake hockey, rink hockey. Some of the good outdoor ones even have zambonis. If there's 1 thing I know how to do correctly, it's build ice surfaces

then why do you play roller hockey?
Title: Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 04, 2014, 01:21:58 AM
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?

(http://images.cdn.bigcartel.com/bigcartel/product_images/144331615/max_h-1000+max_w-1000/alltimers-1.jpg)


ha! didn't see that coming...