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Title: j-lay of vans and toy
Post by: junior college on November 06, 2014, 03:07:26 PM: what will you give me if im right
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Post by: Garth Marenghi on November 06, 2014, 03:10:39 PM: Jones and a snicks?
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Post by: poor alice on November 06, 2014, 04:53:10 PM: The amount of bullshit threads here these days is just ridiculous.
Go into one of the established threads and add your opinion instead of this BULLSHIT.
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Post by: GAY on November 06, 2014, 05:11:05 PM: Oral
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on November 06, 2014, 05:49:17 PM: Its True, J-Lay = Trap God
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Post by: GUCCIMANE on November 06, 2014, 06:38:11 PM: a naked picture of him
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Post by: 4wheels on November 06, 2014, 07:26:37 PM: better not be off vans before the vans video. heard he was a piece of shit though
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Post by: HIHB on November 06, 2014, 07:39:25 PM: He was having problems with Jeremy Leabres because people were loving his new part. Bennet was trying to back up Leabres by telling j-lay to back off and J-Lay lost his temper and starting threatening both of them and he may have gotten the boot.

Source: Bullshit
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Post by: backagain on November 06, 2014, 08:07:13 PM: Ed couldn't view his utilitarian cock as aesthetic. Decided he didn't fit on the team anymore.
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Post by: Bill on November 07, 2014, 12:10:45 AM: If true, That would be a Boner Killer
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Post by: sid vicious on November 07, 2014, 03:49:00 AM: Aching shower fat
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Post by: The Nose Face on November 07, 2014, 07:11:16 AM: J-Lay had a good shot at being a pro baseball player - he chose to be a pro skater instead.
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Post by: GAY on November 07, 2014, 08:47:14 AM: Quote from: straight on November 06, 2014, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: GAY on November 06, 2014, 05:11:05 PM
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Floral
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LOL
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Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on November 07, 2014, 09:35:40 AM: Heard he quit skating to grow white guy dreads and joined a SKA band in Portland.
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Post by: Fastfreddy on November 07, 2014, 09:47:26 AM: he is actually off of Toy. Dane Burman made a comment about it on Mike Sinclair's instagram a few weeks ago.
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Post by: doublesteveburger on November 07, 2014, 10:33:41 AM: Quote from: Fastfreddy on November 07, 2014, 09:47:26 AM
he is actually off of Toy. Dane Burman made a comment about it on Mike Sinclair's instagram a few weeks ago.

Double-negative, Layton still on, confirmed.
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Post by: hufs calve muscles on November 07, 2014, 04:47:21 PM: Rumour has it he tried to do a no comply 360 flip to fakie 5-0 down a 10 stair rail and got really, really close. But after 2 hours of trying it he got so mad he focused Matt Bennets baby.

Ed HAD to cut him.

Vans was fine with it though.
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Post by: CAPTAIN NOBODY on November 07, 2014, 05:50:29 PM: What if he switch's to FA and they use J-Lay's boner pic as his first graphic?
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Post by: busey on November 07, 2014, 05:56:22 PM: if he had an fa graphic his spear of destiny would be playing a trumpet and wearing a fedora

#friendzonedagain
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Post by: Bill on November 07, 2014, 07:06:31 PM: Hard to imagine what company J-Lay would fit on ?? If that rumor is true. Toy Machine is just so fitting. If the Firm was still around, I could see that, But the boner pic would have bummed out Lance, Wayyyyyy to much. I think Lance would have broken down in tears, If any of his riders ever took a shower Boner selfie. Ed was probably stoked when that pic leaked, J-Lay probably got a raise for that.
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:08:22 PM: is lance homophobic?
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:12:01 PM: Quote from: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:08:22 PM
is lance homophobic?
ban pls
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:14:32 PM: skateboarding is probably the least progressive "sport" out there. not one openly gay pro smh
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:15:31 PM: Quote from: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:14:32 PM
skateboarding is probably the least progressive "sport" out there. not one openly gay pro smh
i dont give a shit about that i want u banned cause u suck and i want you to stop posting u dumb bitch
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:17:45 PM: damn i'm looking at your post history abudabi, you may want to take a step back and assess how awful you've been for the past month
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:19:22 PM: you've been posting for about two months and have already been ignored by two people LOL
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:19:59 PM: wow wtf why would u do that u fucking dork
i would probably die of boredom before i actually found the option for how to do that
youre an idiot
please stop this
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:21:28 PM: (http://gyazo.com/dee4273692fc73127a00e39f9c4df6dc.png)

(http://gyazo.com/70e6105e7ba3ff04215528a51a249936.png)
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:22:32 PM: haha wow ok sweet can you please delete ur account now that youre done ignoring me
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:23:31 PM: will someone please quote that abudabi post? i currently have him on ignore.

thanks,

A

#grizzlygrip #ayc #theberrics
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:24:24 PM: mods plz ban for impersonating someone
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Post by: sms_b on November 07, 2014, 07:24:54 PM: word. j-lay on zorlac, confirmed dawg. his fist board graphic is a four headed penis hammer, smashing through the book of laws.
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Post by: smokecrack on November 07, 2014, 07:29:57 PM: yeah mods, please get on it.

ban abudabi asap for being so fucking lame.

#banned (#post_banned) #abudabiofslap (#post_abudabiofslap) #confirmed (#post_confirmed)
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Post by: A.Seaholm on November 07, 2014, 07:31:28 PM: hahaha smokecrack, slap legend, calling for your ban @abudabi

#heated #SLAP #adidasSLapCollabShoe
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Post by: Burt Ward on November 07, 2014, 07:42:57 PM: It'd be great if this was the real Austin Seaholm trolling. Seems like soemthing he'd do.
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 08:18:21 PM: :'(
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Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on November 07, 2014, 08:22:21 PM: Quote from: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 07:24:24 PM
mods plz ban for impersonating someone

2 part question.

1. why?
2. do you come on here for insider information?
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Post by: abudabi on November 07, 2014, 08:46:08 PM: 2. i come here to read smoke cracks posts which is why im devastated right meow
1. f u
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Post by: ASeaholm on November 07, 2014, 10:05:10 PM: you're a fruit loop bruh

#ImStillHere #AYC #Adio
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Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on November 08, 2014, 07:20:50 AM: Quote from: CAPTAIN NOBODY on November 07, 2014, 05:50:29 PM
What if he switch's to FA and they use J-Lay's boner pic as his first graphic?

Definite wall hanger for sure.
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Post by: Mother Goose. on November 08, 2014, 08:54:18 AM: abu seaholm you can stop arguing with yourself
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Post by: abudabi on November 08, 2014, 11:19:58 AM: Quote from: ASeaholm on November 07, 2014, 10:05:10 PM
you're a fruit loop bruh

#ImStillHere #AYC #Adio
why the new account?
dont u dare call me a fruit loop u horrible person. this is serious.
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Post by: srsbsnss on November 08, 2014, 01:49:55 PM: [/quote]

2. do you come on here for insider information?
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I can't speak for everyone but I'm pretty sure most of us are here for the pointless arguments over hearsay and the pleasure of reading all the jokes and comments from next week's episode of skateline a week early.
Title: Re: j-lay of vans and toy
Post by: junior college on January 26, 2015, 05:38:29 PM: posted this 3 months ago. told you guys
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Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on January 26, 2015, 05:49:18 PM: Quote from: junior college on January 26, 2015, 05:38:29 PM
posted this 3 months ago. told you guys
you're probably johnny layton
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Post by: mini greek on January 26, 2015, 06:07:09 PM: He's of the Toy team page....
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Post by: smokecrack on January 26, 2015, 06:31:13 PM: Quote from: mini greek on January 26, 2015, 06:07:09 PM
He's of the Toy team page....

holy shit, mini greek just came through with some slap-exclusive insider info!

:o
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 26, 2015, 06:34:45 PM: He was on the VANS instagram today. Theres no way Johnny Layton is fucked.