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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: SkateStains on November 13, 2014, 04:02:09 PM
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Hey everyone with only about 5 or 6 weeks til' christmas I thought it would be a good idea to get this ball rolling. So... What is everyone asking for?
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Dear Santa,
I've been good this year. I'm in $1000 of car repair debt and I'm living humbly. Please bring me a new car with an automatic transmission. I like Volvos.
If you come to my house I'll have fresh baked weed cookies, just for you.
Yours truly,
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?
I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....
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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?
I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....
find the the tallest building in your town...go to highest floor & propose on one knee.
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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?
I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....
Shotgun wedding nice, those don't have great history. Go to Niagara on the Lake in Fall, when the leaves start changing ,the fog moves in on the water, its so romantic she can't say no
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Ok so I've got a bit of list of what I want for xmas!
1. I want straight's girlfriend to say yes to the proposal.
2. I want straight's marriage to be a beautiful day for him and his family.
3. I want straight's now-wife to give birth to a healthy baby.
4. I want straight's now-wife's baby to have a father that isn't straight so it teaches the motherfucker not to hijack other people's threads with self indulgent boring bullshit on how he is giving up on life.
5. I want cash money to be in my stocking.
Ho Ho Ho.
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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?
I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....
find the the tallest building in your town...go to highest floor & jump out the window propose on one knee.
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I WANT LEGOS.
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Someone to spend Christmas with.
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I want those White Lunar Gatos Size 10.5. Im going to get my dog a beef rib. Im going to get my girlfriend a new teapot with a built in infuser so she can use loose tea. Gonna get my youngest nephew a copy of Everybody Poops (he's 2) the second youngest Is gonna get a spider man alarm clock (hes 6) my sisters are gonna get some chef's knives and my sister and I are all throwing in to buy Mom a new TV.
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I want a trailer hitch, an xbox one, and a fishing rod.
Stop trying to be all nice nice, what do YOU want as the thread says
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I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take a hooker.
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I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take a hooker. cash. They say money can't buy happiness, which is true.....No matter what, happiness can only be rented, it lasts for a while but you gotta give it back at somepoint.
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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.
I don't think you know what a shotgun wedding is....
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All I want for x-mas is two Suciu parts!
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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.
Shotgun wedding is when 2 people get married after getting pregnant/ having a baby. What explanation do you have down in Shitstralia
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I want a purpose in life and a nice girl to drink whiskey with. Oh, and my ankle to heal so I don't have to hobble around town.
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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.
A shotgun wedding has to do with the circumstances around the pregnancy, not the pregnancy itself.
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a vacation.
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All I want is an aloe drink.
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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?
I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....
Getting married is some prison bitch shit.
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The same thing i want every year, new glasses. I'm a simple man.
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A Al Davis pro model board in 8.38-8.5.
And the Polar video.
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I'm going to hawaii for newyears so hopefully a skate, pubs and some snorkeling will keep NYE the best EVER!!! :D :D :D
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I want one of those snazzy Hopps polo shirts and maybe some cool socks (not with weed on them)
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I'm the brokest I've ever been right now so just hoping for a a few extra doll hairs this Christmas. Not complaining as I've had a lot of breaks in other aspects of life lately. If you want to help me buy a good dinner this christmas and haven't used the ride share app LYFT yet, here is a code for a free ride up to $25.
code: JEANPAUL28
I get $10 for each time this is used and you get a free first ride. Sorry to pimp myself out but this would definitely help my Christmas. Hopefully I'm not breaking rules for posting this. If I am feel free to delete this.
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i want koston to get his wallet back
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One of the great things about living in Asia is you can ignore Christmas quite a bit. Still get some tacky lights around the place but none of that mad Christmas shopping and family stress.
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I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take a hooker. cash. They say money can't buy happiness, which is true.....No matter what, happiness can only be rented, it lasts for a while but you gotta give it back at somepoint.
I wish I had more money than I have
and I know that's not punk,
but I need to pay my rent.
I can't survive without money...... AJJ
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i want a canon 600d, deck and bearings, driver's license, fisheye leens, money ( hopefully enuf to return to Barcelona in the spring), and a new hash dealer.
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I wanna live in a van down by the river.
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I want good safe ice and good fishing.
a few beers to watch the kids open up all their gifts
we just bought our daughter a nice starter digital slr, I know she'll be stoked on that. shes 11 and totally into photography and we are backing it hard.
pretty normal but xmas to me is just more about watching our kids have fun
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A raise
Around 8 grand so I can put a down payment on a mortgage.
360 flips
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i want koston to get his wallet back
Happened many Christmas' ago bud...
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If Booji Boy sang Jingle Bells, I'd be stoked.
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Frontside Flips
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The complete collection of 'The Wire', a place of my own, maybe a new complete, a new wardrobe, a full-length video part...