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Title: Weird sex pill things - HELP
Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 04:29:48 AM
Ok so I found this shop that sells normal medicine and some dick growth shit and my friend asked the old man there if they sold anyhitng that gets you high. Then the man showed us these pill things. He told us that taking them would make our eyes look relaxed and our chests would become warm. The pills are originally for taking with a woman so that you get in a better mood to fuck.

 Anyways as bored as me and my friends are, we are planning on taking them just to see what they are like tomorrow.

 Do you guys know what these pills are? Have you ever tried them? Do you recommend taking them? The guy said they will last for an hour but I just want to make sure.

Any advice would be appriciated, thanks.


p.s. this is not a joke and any advice is really helpful
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Post by: strutter on January 13, 2007, 05:44:18 AM
What kind of sick fuck are you? Seriously man c'mon.
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Post by: monster network on January 13, 2007, 06:35:13 AM
any advice? dear god. here's some...die a painful and drawn out death where you eyes implode and your penis pisses blood
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 06:39:57 AM
any advice? dear god. here's some...die a painful and drawn out death where you eyes implode and your penis pisses blood

 Are you joking?
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Post by: gub on January 13, 2007, 08:16:51 AM
so you're going to have sex with your friend then
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Post by: plastic bench nerd on January 13, 2007, 08:53:12 AM
these drug questions are seriously funny as shit, makes for a good laugh, next thing he will be asking?  "is huffing lysol gets you high and is it safe?".
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Post by: HATE! on January 13, 2007, 09:32:13 AM
Take them man, but take like 3-5 just to be on the safe side.
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Post by: Sacred Smoke on January 13, 2007, 09:37:10 AM
Tonycoxhox is a scrotum licking flap-faced fuck. it's so obvious he's some spaz getting a few cheap laughs. SUCK MY BALLS TONY!
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Post by: dkn on January 13, 2007, 11:15:49 AM
if you wanna get in the mood to fuck your friend go ahead
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 13, 2007, 11:23:08 AM
ohh man this again. if you take those you'll grow a ovaries so dont let your friend fuck you because you might turn into the next junior bearer
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Post by: methuselah on January 13, 2007, 11:45:53 AM
Ok so I found this shop that sells normal medicine and some dick growth shit and my friend asked the old man there if they sold anyhitng that gets you high. Then the man showed us these pill things. He told us that taking them would make our eyes look relaxed and our chests would become warm. The pills are originally for taking with a woman so that you get in a better mood to fuck.

 Anyways as bored as me and my friends are, we are planning on taking them just to see what they are like tomorrow.

 Do you guys know what these pills are? Have you ever tried them? Do you recommend taking them? The guy said they will last for an hour but I just want to make sure.

Any advice would be appriciated, thanks.


p.s. this is not a joke and any advice is really helpful

sounds like x or herbal x. probably herbal x but I could be wrong. what do they look like?
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Post by: grimcity on January 13, 2007, 02:38:06 PM
Taking sex pills with your friend? Ready to bring that relationship to the next level, are ya?
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Post by: reaganomics on January 13, 2007, 02:40:06 PM
so you're going to have sex with your friend then

hahahhahahahahhahahahha
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Post by: E.l.G on January 13, 2007, 04:50:27 PM
advice

Wear a chastity belt.
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Post by: TheMoneyMellon on January 13, 2007, 05:13:18 PM
You have the best ideas ever tonycoxhox. I can't think of anything that could go wrong with this plan.
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Post by: eight oh eight on January 13, 2007, 05:24:12 PM
(http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4274/attachment101qm6.jpg)
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Post by: L.S on January 13, 2007, 05:32:58 PM
you've got to be a fake account, this shit is rediculous.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 07:23:25 PM
I'm not a fucking fake account and I'm really asking for advice. I don't know what the pills look like but since its impossible to find something to get high here, me and my friends are planning on taking them.
 
 I' m guessing that they are kind of like alcohol. You get dumb enough to be brave and fuck the woman. So I don't think they will make us want to fuck each other. IF we do, I guess we will have to jack off because none of us are gay.

 Anyways I just wanted to know if they are dangerous.
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Post by: God on January 13, 2007, 07:40:41 PM
If you're THAT fucking desperate to get high, drink Robitussin or take Coricidin like mad. They're both easy to fucking find.

In all reality, desperate people should not be getting high, but whatever, do what the fuck you want.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 07:46:53 PM
They don't sell Robitussin here and for your information, I DID take pills that contained dextromethorphan. I forget how much I took but I took the "normal" amount suggested to take on erowid. Guess what? Nothing happens. Me and my friend get a fuckin hotel room for our first trip and nothing at all happens.

 We also went to the flower store to try and get morning glory but they only sell them in the summer.

 Thats why we are ending up taking sex pills.
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Post by: God on January 13, 2007, 08:01:58 PM
Well, that sucks for you.

Continue with your desperate journey to get high.
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Post by: eg gnar on January 13, 2007, 08:37:01 PM
They don't sell Robitussin here and for your information, I DID take pills that contained dextromethorphan. I forget how much I took but I took the "normal" amount suggested to take on erowid. Guess what? Nothing happens. Me and my friend get a fuckin hotel room for our first trip and nothing at all happens.

 We also went to the flower store to try and get morning glory but they only sell them in the summer.

 Thats why we are ending up taking sex pills.
Dude, forget the sex pills and try some San Pedro cactus, or some hawaiian baby woodrose seeds.  Google it and check it out on Erowid, theres tons of online vendors for that shit.  Trust me, you can get like 50 high quality hbwr seeds online for like $15, and it only takes 10 or so to trip. 
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 08:38:50 PM
Can't order anything. If I could I would order salvia.

thanks for the tips hough
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Post by: Inside Looking Out on January 13, 2007, 08:40:20 PM
getting high is not that much fun. especially when you are this desperate. just give it up man... it's not worth it.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 08:41:43 PM
I'm trying the pills today if the shop is open.
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Post by: sergio on January 13, 2007, 08:45:49 PM
how is this not a fake account?
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 08:54:00 PM
how is this not a fake account?

 Are you an idiot? I've explained too many times...
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Post by: eg gnar on January 13, 2007, 09:14:08 PM
Do you know what the brand name of those pills is?
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 09:15:56 PM
I'll check them out when I get them, although today is a Sunday so it may be closed.
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Post by: Bill on January 13, 2007, 09:16:25 PM
Just get it over with and end your life.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 13, 2007, 09:19:12 PM
Just get it over with and end your life.

 Don't look at my posts then if you want me to die.
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Post by: Bill on January 13, 2007, 09:33:59 PM
Stop making a thousand new topics every day and I will. 

Most people here are from the US, so why are you asking them about shit in Japan?  Couldn't you just go onto a Japanese board and ask them to solve all your problems?
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 13, 2007, 10:18:23 PM
ding ding ding ding

finally a plan that might get rid of the 400 threads tony has started
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Post by: j....soy..... on January 13, 2007, 11:10:07 PM
i always thought buying an asian girl an expensive  handbag made them want to fuck....
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Post by: SR Junky on January 13, 2007, 11:52:18 PM
tonysuxcox is a 29 year old in Montreal trying to get off
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Post by: E.l.G on January 14, 2007, 12:16:04 AM
Anyways I just wanted to know if they are dangerous.

If you define asshole violation as danger, then probably.
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Post by: barneytarney on January 14, 2007, 12:40:37 AM
tonysuxcox is a 29 year old in Montreal trying to get off

it is impossible to be in montreal and only be "trying" to get off; that place is a fornication mecca.
Title: Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 03:26:48 AM
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 14, 2007, 04:22:01 AM
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS
So you stupid fuck had to take sex pills and feel your friends cock to finally realise alcohol isnīt that bad??






Do I hear "fake account"...
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 04:26:55 AM
What ever already. I may be a stupid fuck that sounds like a fake account. What can I do about it...

 The pills did NOTHING. That means it didn't get us in moods to fuck each other.
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Post by: hingchingching on January 14, 2007, 05:46:33 AM
in hong kong, we like buy alot of pills. many many get us a little feeling weird but you go check with the sellingman if they can work.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 06:00:50 AM
we asked the "sellingman" and he told us that for old men, it makes it easier to get an erection and for young people it might get you high. So we tried them and nothing happened. All 4 of us.

 I'm probably going to try those herbs that are sold for 10 bucks for 8 grams so WATCH OUT slap pals. I'm going to the shop in 3 days.

 If those are just herbs that do nothing to your mind, and we walk around but we can't find any drug dealers, then we will have to conclude that Japan is the SHITTIEST country to find drugs that we have been to.
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Post by: hingchingching on January 14, 2007, 06:06:33 AM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO HONG KONG !
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Post by: Inside Looking Out on January 14, 2007, 09:16:31 AM
we asked the "sellingman" and he told us that for old men, it makes it easier to get an erection and for young people it might get you high. So we tried them and nothing happened. All 4 of us.

 I'm probably going to try those herbs that are sold for 10 bucks for 8 grams so WATCH OUT slap pals. I'm going to the shop in 3 days.

 If those are just herbs that do nothing to your mind, and we walk around but we can't find any drug dealers, then we will have to conclude that Japan is the SHITTIEST country to find drugs that we have been to.

Jesus man, it's all about who you know. You get drugs [usually] from drug dealers, not from some shop at the market. Drug dealers don't have a big sign that says BUY DRUGS FROM ME, so you have to make friends with people that have a dealer, then get him to get you some, or become friends with the dealer. It really isn't that hard, unless you live in a farm in western Asia with only 20 people in a 200 mile radius...
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Post by: God on January 14, 2007, 10:34:24 AM
Inside Looking Out hit the nail on the head. Avoid those shops, unless you know exactly what you're looking for. Never take unindentifiable pills or substances, and yes, sex pills are unidentifiable, cause you don't know what the fuck is in those things. That's fucking stupid. Also, drug dealers love the uninformed, just so they could rip them off. Be smarter than your dealer.

Instead of being a sheer asshole, which would be a lot easier on my part, I'll give you some links.

http://www.grasscity.com < Go to their forums, search for anything you are curious about, educate yourself, and if you STILL have questions, ASK THEM THERE.

http://www.stoneddates.com < That's primarily a pothead "eHarmony" thing, but there's a few informational sections that should help you out.

http://www.cannabishq.com < More information.

It seems like you're REALLY REALLY curious about weed, so there you go.

Also, some good measurements to know:

7 grams = Quarter
14 grams = Half ounce
28 grams = Ounce

If you're just starting out, and you're smoking with a few friends, an eighth or a quarter, depending on the amount of friends, should be good enough.

If you already "know" all this stuff, then I am sorry, I guess you're fucked.
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:06:50 AM
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS

you didn't take enough of them...my friend paul and I used to take them all the time...You have to take at least 6 to feel anything...we'd pass out and wake up slumped over eachother, our naked bodies caked in saliva and urine...mmm...
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Post by: Bill on January 14, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
Why are you asking people in America about getting drugs in Japan?  Why can't you go to a Japanese board and have them solve your problems.
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Post by: donnie_murdo on January 14, 2007, 02:50:57 PM
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.


 And why don't I go to Japanese forums and ask them? Well, have you ever been to a Japanese forum? It is actually pretty funny. I think the people keep so much to themselfs, they get all stressed out and post their anger on messege boards. Heres an translated example of a post I saw asking about drugs.

a:Hi, where can I get drugs that change how you feel? They don't have to be erotic ones. Thanks.

Z: get them at washi 53rd

a: Thanks  but where is that?

Z: nowhere you stupid fuck haha

 Most of them are like that. The stressed out ones make a joke, then try to offend the one saking questions.
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Post by: eight oh eight on January 14, 2007, 07:23:07 PM
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.
that's a shame.  i'm a fan of amateur pics of girls lezzing out.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 07:28:56 PM
girls lezzing out? girls laying out? I don't get it....
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 14, 2007, 07:35:10 PM
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.


 And why don't I go to Japanese forums and ask them? Well, have you ever been to a Japanese forum? It is actually pretty funny. I think the people keep so much to themselfs, they get all stressed out and post their anger on messege boards. Heres an translated example of a post I saw asking about drugs.

a:Hi, where can I get drugs that change how you feel? They don't have to be erotic ones. Thanks.

Z: get them at washi 53rd

a: Thanks  but where is that?

Z: nowhere you stupid fuck haha

 Most of them are like that. The stressed out ones make a joke, then try to offend the one saking questions.

sounds like every forum buddo
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Post by: eight oh eight on January 14, 2007, 07:41:04 PM
女の子は女の子とセックスすると、「lezzing out」です。 例えば、トニコクスホクスと友達は二人女の子。 それに、トニコクスホクスと友達がセックスするとそのことは「lezzing out」です。
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 07:44:30 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahah

 Are you Japanese man? Me and my friends arn't girls but I didn't know that "lezzing out" meant lezbian sex.

 Can you speak Japanese? Or are you just using some transilating program? If its a program, it works pretty good.
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:12:33 PM
you could say he'll be turning japanese, to pictures of you and your friends "lezzing out."  his unique way of saying "you're a stupid bitch."
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 11:16:37 PM
fuck you for calling me a stupid bitch.
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
so I'm good for everything else?  the whole "for calling me a stupid bitch" part was a little redundant, don't you think...

fuck you for...no, thank you for starting these unbelievable threads...I'm so astoniched by the unfathomable nature of your logic.  you entertain me.

thank you for saying "fuck you for saying I'm a stupid bitch."
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 11:26:37 PM
Am I really that weird and stupid and bitchy?
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:28:41 PM
are my posts really that terrible?  yes.

-it's cool.  keep posting.  i enjoy this nonsense.
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 11:30:23 PM
I think I should stop posting. I'm making too much of a fool out of myself.
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:33:27 PM
no, nonsense...I'm the one everyone hates here.  if that bothers you, that these people will hate you, stop posting.  but honestly, who gives a fuck?  these people don't matter.  how old are you?
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Post by: tonycoxhox on January 14, 2007, 11:44:37 PM
I don't care who will hate me, I care about how much of an idiot I am.
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Post by: jared... on January 14, 2007, 11:49:46 PM
if you can speak japanese, you're doing something right.  why are you in japan again?
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 15, 2007, 08:46:43 AM
hes a private investigator, he does around japan trying wierd sex pills and if they get him high he will bust the people for selling drugs to minors
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Post by: donnie_murdo on January 15, 2007, 09:13:42 AM
Hey it's not gay unless you actually put a willy up your bum, if you're just "touching" each other, like maybe touching someone else's peepee, or maybe, just tasting cock to see if you like it or someone tasting yours to see if it tastes normal, that's just "experimenting"

I mean, tossing off to gay porn isn't gay.

Just the first time a willy goes in the out hole, then you'll "catch gay" and then there'll be nothing you can do about it, so just becareful !!!

Of if you wake up and your bums a bit sore, have a look for a creamy, salty discharge coming form your anus, you can catch it if you sleep at parties !!!

Some people are crafty and they'll do anything to keep all the girls to themselves !!!
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Post by: ed on January 15, 2007, 09:23:33 AM
I have a friend who drunkenly claimed that "you're not gay if you don't come"

I think the same theory applies to rape, peadophillia, necrophillia and other sexual deviancies
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Post by: Sleazy on January 15, 2007, 09:31:26 AM
I' m guessing that they are kind of like alcohol. You get dumb enough to be brave and fuck the woman. So I don't think they will make us want to fuck each other. IF we do, I guess we will have to jack off because none of us are gay.

having to jerk off so you don't fuck you friend is definitely getting pretty close to being gay


"good thing I jerked off, I almost fucked Hank..."
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 15, 2007, 09:51:25 AM
hes a private investigator, he does around japan trying wierd sex pills and if they get him high he will bust the people for selling drugs to minors

opps, forgot, that would imply that tony is doing something right
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 15, 2007, 10:21:45 AM
I have a friend who drunkenly claimed that "you're not gay if you don't come"

I think the same theory applies to rape, peadophillia, necrophillia and other sexual deviancies
What a great analogy ...
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Post by: vic-film on January 16, 2007, 12:02:22 AM
take 15 dayquil pills
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Post by: fact on January 16, 2007, 10:44:37 AM
lmao
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Post by: Zurg on January 16, 2007, 11:16:01 AM
cough syrup with DXM, c'mon tony you can do this
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Post by: tony cox_hox on January 16, 2007, 12:32:51 PM
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Post by: jared... on January 16, 2007, 09:32:57 PM
dude just get drunk and then take the crazy sex pills...make sure you're around a bunch of your best guy friends in case something goes wrong...or terribly RIGHT!
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Post by: roulette on January 17, 2007, 12:26:53 PM
smoke them
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Post by: jared... on January 17, 2007, 01:09:57 PM
fuck getting high, just jack it to some high quality anime porn...