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Title: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: hamburgler on January 08, 2015, 12:55:51 PM
New here. Been lurking for years and finally had something worthwhile to say.

The Battle at the Berrics is epicly popular and in my opinion so stupid. If anything it just makes you sad that you can't Nollie 540 flip and teaches the young skaters that getting tricks is what its about when in reality skating is just supposed to be fun. This year they announced that we get to "select" the top 32.

I think it is our duty to make sure Todd Falcon makes it. And The Gonz and all the other old guys that likely play skate just like the rest of us.

In my opinion this will be so much more entertaining than watching 32 guys who haven't miss a tre flip in years.

Anybody with me?

Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: GAY on January 08, 2015, 12:58:43 PM
I am with you. Todd Falcon. Doug Brown. That ballet bro.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: straight on January 08, 2015, 01:16:22 PM
You were right. That was worth my while
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Harry in Your Pocket on January 08, 2015, 01:33:32 PM
all the other old guys that likely play skate just like the rest of us.

What if I'm an older guy and I think playing games of SKATE is just as shitty as the BOTB?
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: hamburgler on January 08, 2015, 01:47:49 PM
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all the other old guys that likely play skate just like the rest of us.
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What if I'm an older guy and I think playing games of SKATE is just as shitty as the BOTB?

Then you'll at least appreciate the old guys pushing around. Maybe we see The Gonz try some kickflips on a longboard. Can Neil Blender tre flip? I don't know but I'm hoping we find out.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: LennyDLXSF on January 08, 2015, 01:55:37 PM
I am with you. Todd Falcon. Doug Brown. That ballet bro.

Danial Gezmar!
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: JB on January 08, 2015, 02:01:39 PM
as much as i think putting guys like todd falcon or gonz in batb would be really enjoyable, i already know berra is going to find some way to ruin it with shitty intros, interviews, artsy alternate angles, heart-felt paragraphs on the landing page, mtn dew ads, berrics rules, and whatever else the berrics shits out on a daily basis. its battle at the berrics, at the end of the day it still sucks.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Matt M on January 08, 2015, 02:19:10 PM
BATB 8 is bouta he dope. I hope a good amount of ams make it in.
http://smorgasboarding.blogspot.com/2015/01/batb-8.html?m=1 (http://smorgasboarding.blogspot.com/2015/01/batb-8.html?m=1)
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: ice nine on January 08, 2015, 02:21:48 PM
as much as i think putting guys like todd falcon or gonz in batb would be really enjoyable, i already know berra is going to find some way to ruin it with shitty intros, interviews, artsy alternate angles, heart-felt paragraphs on the landing page, mtn dew ads, berrics rules, and whatever else the berrics shits out on a daily basis. its battle at the berrics, at the end of the day it still sucks.
its still skating. the intro is annoying but just skip to the tricks, its not that hard. if u let that stuff ruin skating for u then thats ur own problem
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: GAY on January 08, 2015, 02:25:37 PM
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I am with you. Todd Falcon. Doug Brown. That ballet bro.
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Danial Gezmar!

Danial Gezmar should be both Bianca Chandon's newest pro and SOTY 2015.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: hamburgler on January 08, 2015, 03:21:11 PM
why differentiate doing tricks and having fun??? doing tricks is fun. havent you seen the gonz do a switch 360 flip? and what would make me sad about seeing other people succeed at being really technically gifted at skating? hey op youre a fucking idiot bye

 Its just really boring watching a robot skate flatground. The entire BOTB contest is the same stuff over and over just with different people doing it. I would love to see The Gonz do a switch tre again.. I have no idea if he can still do it. Thats why its important to get different people in there.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: wattscain on January 08, 2015, 03:48:51 PM
When did learning flatground tricks become synonymous with not having fun?
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Yushin Okami on January 08, 2015, 04:13:10 PM
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why differentiate doing tricks and having fun??? doing tricks is fun. havent you seen the gonz do a switch 360 flip? and what would make me sad about seeing other people succeed at being really technically gifted at skating? hey op youre a fucking idiot bye
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 Its just really boring watching a robot skate flatground. The entire BOTB contest is the same stuff over and over just with different people doing it. I would love to see The Gonz do a switch tre again.. I have no idea if he can still do it. Thats why its important to get different people in there.

It's a game of S.K.A.T.E. at the Berrics. Nothing about it is important.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: matter of fact on January 08, 2015, 05:11:46 PM
When did learning flatground tricks become synonymous with not having fun?
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: skateboardnorth on January 08, 2015, 05:26:57 PM
Todd Falcon vs Mike V
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: abudabi on January 08, 2015, 05:56:37 PM
You were right. That was worth my while
ha
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: neonblitz on January 08, 2015, 07:27:26 PM
have never watched any of these shitty series, watching people play skate is not entertaining no matter how good they are
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Get fired up on January 08, 2015, 07:35:53 PM
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as much as i think putting guys like todd falcon or gonz in batb would be really enjoyable, i already know berra is going to find some way to ruin it with shitty intros, interviews, artsy alternate angles, heart-felt paragraphs on the landing page, mtn dew ads, berrics rules, and whatever else the berrics shits out on a daily basis. its battle at the berrics, at the end of the day it still sucks.
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its still skating. the intro is annoying but just skip to the tricks, its not that hard. if u let that stuff ruin skating for u then thats ur own problem
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Abyss1 on January 08, 2015, 07:37:00 PM
have never watched any of these shitty series, watching people play skate is not entertaining no matter how good they are

The first one is actually kind of good...
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: neonblitz on January 08, 2015, 07:54:08 PM
Watched a game between Pj ladd and someone else before, i knew over a deacde ago he could do everything so it was boring
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: dudebrobra on January 08, 2015, 08:34:42 PM
Todd Falcon vs Mike V
Yes!!!
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Abyss1 on January 08, 2015, 09:33:54 PM
Watched a game between Pj ladd and someone else before, i knew over a deacde ago he could do everything so it was boring
yea pj on flat is boring tho...i dunno i dont have much else to do so i watch the shit
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Pine on January 08, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
i don't really go on here much anymore, but whatever you do just vote for me ha   ;)
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: ice nine on January 08, 2015, 10:06:18 PM
who r u^??
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Pine on January 08, 2015, 10:11:47 PM
Jeff DeChesare, but I'm listed as jeffwonsong on the berrics
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: stupidiot on January 08, 2015, 10:45:22 PM
as much as i think putting guys like todd falcon or gonz in batb would be really enjoyable, i already know berra is going to find some way to ruin it with shitty intros, interviews, artsy alternate angles, heart-felt paragraphs on the landing page, mtn dew ads, berrics rules, and whatever else the berrics shits out on a daily basis. its battle at the berrics, at the end of the day it still sucks.
I thought you were talking about OIAM for a moment
 ::)
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: KUberry on January 09, 2015, 07:02:31 AM
Jeff DeChesare, but I'm listed as jeffwonsong on the berrics

Oh I voted for you. Hopefully you play Luan or Shane in the first round so the difference in pop and style is highly exaggerated.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: Pine on January 09, 2015, 09:21:45 AM
fuck that i just want to play tony hawk, bam, or muska
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: White Owl on January 09, 2015, 10:16:55 AM
fuck that i just want to play tony hawk, bam, or muska

Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: LennyDLXSF on January 09, 2015, 10:59:16 AM
fuck that i just want to play tony hawk, bam, or muska

You've got my vote for the win Jeff!
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on January 09, 2015, 11:16:06 AM
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Jeff DeChesare, but I'm listed as jeffwonsong on the berrics
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Oh I voted for you. Hopefully you play Luan or Shane in the first round so the difference in pop and style is highly exaggerated.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: ben shraider on January 09, 2015, 03:31:16 PM
Is there any known Dylan vs Berrics beef since he's not on the list? I mean Alex Olson's on there and a bunch of others that probably wouldn't show up and Dylan's a big name pro

Edit: just remembered he got Berra kicked of alien so never mind
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: tumtatumtum on January 09, 2015, 05:14:04 PM
Yep, lets get more of the older dudes in the contest.  I'm tired of the same guys... the robots, and the trendy dudes.
Title: Re: New Battle at the Berrics
Post by: skateboardnorth on January 09, 2015, 05:39:23 PM
fuck that i just want to play tony hawk, bam, or muska
Get working on those Muska flips