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Title: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:03:18 AM
CRAILTAP ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO FAIL?  DID YOU SHORT ALTAMONT? IF NOT STOP EVERYTHING NOW.  
1.  Your wood is fucking terrible.  Can  you even drill bolt holes that aren't crooked?
2.  Shoot your in house artist in the face.
3.  Go find a new woodshop where quality matters.  FUCK QUANTITY.
4.  FIND A NEW FRESH ARTIST
5.  MAKE PREMIUM DECK SERIES.  START OFF WITH 10 DECKS OF ONLY GUY MARIANO IN THE SERIES. YOU GUYS NEED TO LOOK AT A DECK AND SEE IT DIFFERENTLY THAN PLYWOOD GLUED TOGETHER. GET EVERY LITTLE DETAIL RIGHT (GET RID OF TERRIBLE SHAPES, TERRIBLE PLY COLORS, TERRIBLE SILK SCREENS) SELL  FOR $80+ or whatever margin you find profitable.  I WILL BUY ALL FOR MY WALL.
6.  BAN KOSTON FROM THE INTERNET AND MAKE A KOSTON SERIES.  I WILL BUY ALL THE BOARDS IF THEY ARE MADE WITH CARE AND HAVE NICE AESTHETICS and put them in another room.
7.  CRUSH MIKEY TAYLOR'S AND OTHERS SMALL SHIT BRANDS BY BRING BACK SHIT TALKING.  CAN'T BE NICE TO THE KOOK AND COMPETE FOR MARKET SHARE.  LAY THEM TO WASTE NOW BEFORE THEY SLAY YOU.  IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME THEY START STABBING FOR PIE CRUSTS.  Haven't you figured it out that soccer moms are poor as shit and frontin?  Brand loyalty and majority of the revenue will be from us adults with extra income because we knew better than to shit out a kid and move into the poor house.  Kids are too fickle and unreliable. Notice all them shit Nike's on sale?   Kids are fucking dumb but they still have eyes to see polished turds.
8.  Develop plan without Altamont knowledge and buy back your damn shares at discount.
9.  Read a fucking book.  
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Get fired up on February 23, 2015, 09:27:23 AM
Wow,   Who shit in your mouth while you were sleeping, forcing you to spew out this diarrhea.
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Post by: busey on February 23, 2015, 09:27:56 AM
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
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Post by: StabMasterArson on February 23, 2015, 09:30:21 AM
That's an awful lot of demands. I would not want to have any type of personal relationship with you.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Loller_skater on February 23, 2015, 09:35:54 AM
Why change the shape if you're just going to hang them on the wall?
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Post by: sweat stains on February 23, 2015, 09:39:22 AM
People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:41:38 AM
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too

PSU main home of JJ fuckface.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:43:02 AM
People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.

I'm psyched on Lakai, they  need a loyal roster and they can weather the Nike storm til it ends.  Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.  Immediately bought a krooked and it's nice  to be anxiety free from bad product.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:43:57 AM
Why change the shape if you're just going to hang them on the wall?

I like concave on boards on the wall but not to skate.  I hate wack shapes on wall with huge or steep noses.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Swithflip on February 23, 2015, 09:45:32 AM
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:51:49 AM
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.

Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: abudabi on February 23, 2015, 09:55:32 AM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart. 
slap is the pettiest place on the internet, confirmed.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: paraquat on February 23, 2015, 09:56:02 AM
Or else. You forgot to say "or else"
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:57:34 AM
That's an awful lot of demands. I would not want to have any type of personal relationship with you.

They aren't demands.  I really want Girl to thrive and support Mariano for life.  

Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 09:59:49 AM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart. 
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slap is the pettiest place on the internet, confirmed.

read 4chan or reddit.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: abudabi on February 23, 2015, 10:04:33 AM
never!
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Post by: Mother Goose. on February 23, 2015, 10:05:33 AM
crailtap will def take your words into consideration. they care that much
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Post by: heritage on February 23, 2015, 10:10:57 AM
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People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.
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I'm psyched on Lakai, they  need a loyal roster and they can weather the Nike storm til it ends.  Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.  Immediately bought a krooked and it's nice  to be anxiety free from bad product.

I really like the Crail GO27 shape. GO23 is my second choice. The concave on Crail decks is a little on the flatter side for my tastes but I've never had a quality related problem. I've bought a couple directly from Crail that arrived warped but I've also had a warped board from every other manu. And oddly enough, I just had 2 PS Stix boards with crooked and off centered drilled back truck holes.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: GAY on February 23, 2015, 10:11:47 AM
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.
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Post by: Tony Rave on February 23, 2015, 10:13:53 AM
There has been some really good threads showcasing Crailtap and what its doing, its future and its structure...

This is not one of them lol.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Retox on February 23, 2015, 10:19:00 AM
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.

hit me up on Grindr
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: GAY on February 23, 2015, 10:48:51 AM
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Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.
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hit me up on Grindr

Done and done. My screen name is sk8rboibottom.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Iceman on February 23, 2015, 10:57:55 AM
i brought you something op. i hope you feel better  :)

(http://www.uksleepingtablets.org/image/cache/data/xanax-0-5mg-500x500.jpg)
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on February 23, 2015, 11:04:37 AM
even if some of that were possibly somewhat potentially true, go away
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Post by: pencil on February 23, 2015, 11:05:35 AM
Everest College Commercial - Hood Variant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc#)
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: stupidiot on February 23, 2015, 11:18:21 AM
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Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.
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hit me up on Grindr
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Done and done. My screen name is sk8rboibottom.
Dude plz change your display pic back to the frowning kid. I'm begging you.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: oyolar on February 23, 2015, 11:28:57 AM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+

Yeah, and the kids hate him too...
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: JB on February 23, 2015, 12:24:58 PM
you remember that bad light skin bitch, ciera, from the commercial? the one that kinda look like felica keyz?
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: Watson on February 23, 2015, 12:36:02 PM
Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.

(http://www.icis.com/globalassets/ias/global/images/static_pages/china-map.jpg)

Interesting board shape. Too bad the bolt holes were off centered.
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Post by: Wall of Nausea on February 23, 2015, 12:41:05 PM
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Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.
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(http://www.icis.com/globalassets/ias/global/images/static_pages/china-map.jpg)

Interesting board shape. Too bad the bolt holes were off centered.

Stop posting pictures of your dick, bro.

Crailfail amirite?
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on February 23, 2015, 01:31:05 PM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+

You mean "couldn't care less". If you could care less, as you wrote, it means that you do care somewhat. Couldn't care less is the proper saying, as in you already care so little that it would be impossible to care any less.

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Post by: GAY on February 23, 2015, 01:51:00 PM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+
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You mean "couldn't care less". If you could care less, as you wrote, it means that you do care somewhat. Couldn't care less is the proper saying, as in you already care so little that it would be impossible to care any less.



I love you, you pedant, you.
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Post by: stevedave on February 23, 2015, 04:31:52 PM
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Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
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Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+
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You mean "couldn't care less". If you could care less, as you wrote, it means that you do care somewhat. Couldn't care less is the proper saying, as in you already care so little that it would be impossible to care any less.


Man, growing up the son of 2 educators, I had grammar, punctuation, etc. beaten into my brain.  now I notice that shit WAY too easily, and it annoys the shit out of me. 
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: CAPTAIN NOBODY on February 23, 2015, 04:36:10 PM
Fuck you guys, Girl/Chocolate for life
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Post by: poowizard on February 23, 2015, 05:15:20 PM
I don't exactly know the current health of the brands, but in general, Girl and Chocolate boards seem to skate well. The veneer colors are always kinda sick, and they seem to warp less. Not stoked to back the china shit, but I still skate one from time to time.

If anything, their graphics seem to be lacking. Or maybe there are just too damn many of them? I say go with less, stronger graphics.

Lakai is crushing it right now. Can they keep riders from swooshing it?

For fuck sake, that is all.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: m477 on February 23, 2015, 07:33:38 PM
Girl boards used to be so good, they were pretty much the only company I rode from around 97-2004 but then all of a sudden they started snapping like kindling. I was breaking brand new boards on flat ground flip tricks. I moved on to DLX for many years and recently started riding polar (same wood as DLX via generator afaik) and no problems . If crailtap started using generator or equivalent, I'd go back. They have sick shapes with nice mellow concave. Team is awesome too.
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Post by: cornholio on February 23, 2015, 08:25:56 PM
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too

youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc (http://youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc)
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Post by: pencil on February 23, 2015, 10:44:13 PM
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yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
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youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc (http://youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc)

jesus christ you fuckhead, you got so excited to post your "hilarious" video that you skipped ahead of every other comment, missing the fact that the same video was posted by me AND you werent even smart enough to embed it
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: DannyDee on February 24, 2015, 01:05:18 AM
CRAILTAP ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO FAIL?  DID YOU SHORT ALTAMONT? IF NOT STOP EVERYTHING NOW.  
1.  Your wood is fucking terrible.  Can  you even drill bolt holes that aren't crooked?
2.  Shoot your in house artist in the face.
3.  Go find a new woodshop where quality matters.  FUCK QUANTITY.
4.  FIND A NEW FRESH ARTIST
5.  MAKE PREMIUM DECK SERIES.  START OFF WITH 10 DECKS OF ONLY GUY MARIANO IN THE SERIES. YOU GUYS NEED TO LOOK AT A DECK AND SEE IT DIFFERENTLY THAN PLYWOOD GLUED TOGETHER. GET EVERY LITTLE DETAIL RIGHT (GET RID OF TERRIBLE SHAPES, TERRIBLE PLY COLORS, TERRIBLE SILK SCREENS) SELL  FOR $80+ or whatever margin you find profitable.  I WILL BUY ALL FOR MY WALL.
6.  BAN KOSTON FROM THE INTERNET AND MAKE A KOSTON SERIES.  I WILL BUY ALL THE BOARDS IF THEY ARE MADE WITH CARE AND HAVE NICE AESTHETICS and put them in another room.
7.  CRUSH MIKEY TAYLOR'S AND OTHERS SMALL SHIT BRANDS BY BRING BACK SHIT TALKING.  CAN'T BE NICE TO THE KOOK AND COMPETE FOR MARKET SHARE.  LAY THEM TO WASTE NOW BEFORE THEY SLAY YOU.  IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME THEY START STABBING FOR PIE CRUSTS.  Haven't you figured it out that soccer moms are poor as shit and frontin?  Brand loyalty and majority of the revenue will be from us adults with extra income because we knew better than to shit out a kid and move into the poor house.  Kids are too fickle and unreliable. Notice all them shit Nike's on sale?   Kids are fucking dumb but they still have eyes to see polished turds.
8.  Develop plan without Altamont knowledge and buy back your damn shares at discount.
9.  Read a fucking book.  

Your an idiot, Evan Hecox is amazing. And why only Guy??? There are tons of amazing skaters on Girl who would deserve the premium board treatment. Your other point, if you don't think kids are what drive the marketplace for companies the size of crailtap you don't understand the industry. Smaller brands can survive off of adult brand loyalty but a corporation the size of crailtap can't. Finally, Mike and Rick have earned the right to either divest because they want to cash out a bit after 20 years of hard work or to help grow there brand. Your also a fucking moron for using terms like short Altamont, its a PE company not a publicly traded one, GO TAKE A BUSINESS COURSE AT THE LEARNING ANNEX.
Title: Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
Post by: sid vicious on February 24, 2015, 03:27:07 AM
I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference

pretty sure that's cause they come out of the same wood shop.
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Post by: decoi1 on February 24, 2015, 05:25:02 AM
I loved my last chocolate deck. Great shape and skated great. And everyone Ive had for that matter. Always gonna be a fan of Howard and Carroll. They're not going away any time soon
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Post by: 360 frip on February 24, 2015, 05:52:08 AM
People on here are talking some real bullshit if they are backing crailtap wood and wheels.

Sure you can skate them, but their pros don't.

They worked it out, have good art and (until recently) an elite team and then bang out the cheapest crap they could from China.

If you can't tell the quality difference between a DLX and a crailtap you are either not a skater or a crailtap rider who skates generator pressed boards with crail graphics...



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Post by: GoodguyEh on February 24, 2015, 06:45:26 AM
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
he defiantly went somewhere that airs its ads during day time judge shows
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 24, 2015, 06:46:03 AM
I honestly have never had a problem with Crailtap wood. They skate well and the 31.3 X 8.125 Guy/MJ shape is my go to. Different strokes to rule the world.
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Post by: 360 frip on February 24, 2015, 07:01:39 AM
I honestly have never had a problem with Crailtap wood. They skate well and the 31.3 X 8.125 Guy/MJ shape is my go to. Different strokes to rule the world.

Do you skate mini-ramp or just finger boards? "I honestly have never had a problem" doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement to me. Skate a generator pressed board, pretty sure Guy and MJ do.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 24, 2015, 07:09:31 AM
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I honestly have never had a problem with Crailtap wood. They skate well and the 31.3 X 8.125 Guy/MJ shape is my go to. Different strokes to rule the world.
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Do you skate mini-ramp or just finger boards? "I honestly have never had a problem" doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement to me. Skate a generator pressed board, pretty sure Guy and MJ do.

Marble ground actually.

It's a matter of taste. I know people who actually liked the old Blitz boards and I know people who hate Kayo wood. I prefer PS Stix to Generator wood, but Crailtap wood skates just fine for me.
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Post by: wattscain on February 24, 2015, 07:31:30 AM
I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Post by: Swithflip on February 24, 2015, 07:49:01 AM
I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 

Wood experts, I just want the  right size and   pop remains for three weeks at least.
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Post by: wattscain on February 24, 2015, 07:53:23 AM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Wood experts, I just want the  right size and   pop remains for three weeks at least.

I'm the same way and I have found that all the wood companies provide at least that. All "pop" is really is whether your tail/nose hasn't worn down yet and even then I've seen great skaters on totally busted boards.
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Post by: pencil on February 24, 2015, 07:57:52 AM
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yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
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he defiantly went somewhere that airs its ads during day time judge shows

what, did his parents want him to go to yale?
you obviously didnt even make it into somewhere that airs its ads during day time judge shows
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Post by: trillytrill on February 24, 2015, 08:38:57 AM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Wood experts, I just want the  right size and   pop remains for three weeks at least.
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I'm the same way and I have found that all the wood companies provide at least that. All "pop" is really is whether your tail/nose hasn't worn down yet and even then I've seen great skaters on totally busted boards.

shape can make a big difference too. a board with more concave is going to stay stiff longer than a flatter shape
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Post by: Swithflip on February 24, 2015, 08:54:07 AM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Wood experts, I just want the  right size and   pop remains for three weeks at least.
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I'm the same way and I have found that all the wood companies provide at least that. All "pop" is really is whether your tail/nose hasn't worn down yet and even then I've seen great skaters on totally busted boards.
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shape can make a big difference too. a board with more concave is going to stay stiff longer than a flatter shape

Boards with concave is more pressed
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Post by: wattscain on February 24, 2015, 09:07:09 AM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Wood experts, I just want the  right size and   pop remains for three weeks at least.
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I'm the same way and I have found that all the wood companies provide at least that. All "pop" is really is whether your tail/nose hasn't worn down yet and even then I've seen great skaters on totally busted boards.
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shape can make a big difference too. a board with more concave is going to stay stiff longer than a flatter shape

Yeah, I can see that. I definitely felt when boards had a lot of concave, like PS Stix boards from Aesthetics, they seemed stiffer.

Usually I see concave, shape, and size as separate descriptions. Some people throw them all under the category of shape. But to each his
own.
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Post by: sweat stains on February 24, 2015, 10:24:14 AM
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I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference
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pretty sure that's cause they come out of the same wood shop.
You completely left out the part where I said I skated a lot of Crailtap boards before that. I meant I didn't feel a difference between the Crail boards and the boards I mentioned there.
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Post by: poowizard on February 24, 2015, 11:15:49 AM
I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 

I am in the same boat as you skate-time wise. I am a picky mufugga. And I know for certain, that if you took away all identifiers, that I would be able to tell the difference between different presses. I'm sure that most of my skate friends could too. Maybe we're just ultra-nerds?

Not that we will ever be able to solve or prove this to each other.

But I know that I would know. You know?
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Post by: able on February 24, 2015, 11:22:19 AM
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Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.
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(http://www.icis.com/globalassets/ias/global/images/static_pages/china-map.jpg)

Interesting board shape. Too bad the bolt holes were off centered.
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Stop posting pictures of your dick, bro.

Crailfail amirite?
I think Failtap has a better ring to it, honestly
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Post by: Sold Out on February 24, 2015, 11:23:53 AM
I'm not a picky guy but decks and shoes I notice a ton of difference between different brands. These two are kind of deal breakers for me, and when I rode some crail wood over the the last few years it has been garbage.
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Post by: wattscain on February 24, 2015, 01:12:24 PM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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I am in the same boat as you skate-time wise. I am a picky mufugga. And I know for certain, that if you took away all identifiers, that I would be able to tell the difference between different presses. I'm sure that most of my skate friends could too. Maybe we're just ultra-nerds?

Not that we will ever be able to solve or prove this to each other.

But I know that I would know. You know?


The beauty of experiments is that they challenge our deeply held assumptions. You're right, we can't prove it to each other through this forum but I definitely think that this experiment is possible to some degree. It may not be completely scientific, but if you are able to get a skate shop with strong reputation, I think they can reach out to board manufacturers to make this happen and have their good local shop guys try them out. It's just a thought now, but I don't see why it can't be tried. Psychology is a bitch. How many kids thought their Shorty's board had pop because the ads said "this shit's got pop."

I worked at a shop that had a scale in the back and we challenged all these kids notions about which truck was lighter. Now this was when it was really just an Indy, Venture, Thunder world with the occasional Grind King. The differences were fractions of an ounce...nothing I don't think anyone can honestly say they noticed. I think boards can be put to a similar test.
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Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on February 24, 2015, 01:52:17 PM
I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 

Bullshit!!! They might not be able to tell what exact wood shop it is, but they could definitely tell that some were way better than others. I've had old Blitz boards that no one (not just me, but my friends when I passed it around to try) could skate because they were flat and lifeless (felt like they'd been soaked in water for a week and left to dry out before selling).
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Post by: stevedave on February 24, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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I am in the same boat as you skate-time wise. I am a picky mufugga. And I know for certain, that if you took away all identifiers, that I would be able to tell the difference between different presses. I'm sure that most of my skate friends could too. Maybe we're just ultra-nerds?

Not that we will ever be able to solve or prove this to each other.

But I know that I would know. You know?

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The beauty of experiments is that they challenge our deeply held assumptions. You're right, we can't prove it to each other through this forum but I definitely think that this experiment is possible to some degree. It may not be completely scientific, but if you are able to get a skate shop with strong reputation, I think they can reach out to board manufacturers to make this happen and have their good local shop guys try them out. It's just a thought now, but I don't see why it can't be tried. Psychology is a bitch. How many kids thought their Shorty's board had pop because the ads said "this shit's got pop."

I worked at a shop that had a scale in the back and we challenged all these kids notions about which truck was lighter. Now this was when it was really just an Indy, Venture, Thunder world with the occasional Grind King. The differences were fractions of an ounce...nothing I don't think anyone can honestly say they noticed. I think boards can be put to a similar test.

yeah, it's like people who claim "Indy's grind better", when in fact, Thunders, Ventures and Indys are all poured from the same exact metal. Different geometries and turning radius', but as far as claiming one grinds better than the other is purely just marketing at work. 
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Post by: wattscain on February 24, 2015, 02:16:34 PM
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I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 
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Bullshit!!! They might not be able to tell what exact wood shop it is, but they could definitely tell that some were way better than others. I've had old Blitz boards that no one (not just me, but my friends when I passed it around to try) could skate because they were flat and lifeless (felt like they'd been soaked in water for a week and left to dry out before selling).

That's pretty much what I'm proposing. You can decide which board is better but it may not be the brand you expected.
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Post by: 360 frip on February 24, 2015, 04:52:29 PM
I've been skating almost 30 years and I have not seen any significant differences between boards outside of shapes (pointy noses, round noses, narrow tails, etc.). Honestly, I don't think most skaters could tell the difference if they were really challenged. Take a bunch of boards from various companies, no graphics, no distinguishing markers like staining or stamps, cut them all the same shape and width, and then have skaters try them out and see if they can name the manufacturer. I have a feeling that a lot of these arguments about whose boards are better will fall apart. 

I've been skating for 20 years and I'd be very surprised if you couldn't tell a difference. Maybe you just wouldn't give a shit,  but that's a different matter.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on February 24, 2015, 05:34:37 PM
Girl's graphics have been bland for a while, I'd agree with that part. Chocolate still on point.

IMO Chocolate has had the best graphics going around for years.
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Post by: cornholio on February 24, 2015, 08:00:07 PM
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yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
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youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc (http://youtu.be/yJl0XuDKSjc)
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jesus christ you fuckhead, you got so excited to post your "hilarious" video that you skipped ahead of every other comment, missing the fact that the same video was posted by me AND you werent even smart enough to embed it
Haha oh darn.
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Post by: OldmanEpic on February 24, 2015, 08:29:55 PM
Ive only ever skated girl boards in the mid 90's. Still wish I put that Koston "super cock" on my wall.

Back then they snapped way easy. Cant speak for today however.

Im no skateboard wood expert, never even looked into it. But i will say the two best boards ive ever riden were adrenalin, i think it was a matt reason deck? Cant remember. And a gawd awful graphic, think tag deck. I skated like 60 of those. Loved that board to death

Wtf made those boards????
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Post by: tranny curb on February 24, 2015, 08:48:49 PM
Ive only ever skated girl boards in the mid 90's. Still wish I put that Koston "super cock" on my wall.

Back then they snapped way easy. Cant speak for today however.

Im no skateboard wood expert, never even looked into it. But i will say the two best boards ive ever riden were adrenalin, i think it was a matt reason deck? Cant remember. And a gawd awful graphic, think tag deck. I skated like 60 of those. Loved that board to death

Wtf made those boards????
chapman
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Post by: OldmanEpic on February 24, 2015, 09:14:00 PM
Chapman made both? Or just the think board?

Weĺl i guess im gay for chapman wood
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Post by: sid vicious on February 24, 2015, 09:52:20 PM
I like girl/chocolate decks & shapes......I like the boxier nose and tails,
wheels are rubbish,
Clothing is on point,

In Australia they get completely misrepresented by globe distribution, and placed in surf shops.