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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Soggy on February 26, 2015, 01:52:01 PM
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okay so i really want a shaped welcome deck and want to put some orange grip on it
would that be too contrived? would you guys/gals vibe me at the park?
i just want to cruise around and have fun but if too many dudes are going to make fun of me then i'm going to feel discouraged.
(http://www.boardridersguide.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/e/welcome-elecat-8.5-moontrimmer-shape-skateboard-deck.jpg)
should i kill my parents?
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Do whatever you want faggot!
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hurling homophobic slurs is so 2006
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remember when danny way murdered that gay guy?
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I don't know if your parents are assholes but maybe it's better to let them live.
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I like the way this thread is going.
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How involved with starting this thread were your parents?
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You should be embarrassed about making this thread and asking if you should be embarrassed about it.
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As far as the orange grip, I say go for.
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(http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/3/32/Clean-Your-Skateboard's-Grip-Tape-Step-2.jpg/670px-Clean-Your-Skateboard's-Grip-Tape-Step-2.jpg)
just do this instead
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okay so i really want a shaped welcome deck and want to put some orange grip on it
would that be too contrived? would you guys/gals vibe me at the park?
i just want to cruise around and have fun but if too many dudes are going to make fun of me then i'm going to feel discouraged.
(http://www.boardridersguide.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/e/welcome-elecat-8.5-moontrimmer-shape-skateboard-deck.jpg)
should i kill my parents?
What the fuck man!?! Skateboardings not about having fun. Its about having the latest cool shaped board with coloured grip. Get a hold of yourself.
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well I am not trying to look cool i just like the way some Welcome decks are shaped
orange grip also looks pretty cool but if you guys tell me not go through with it, i will feel obligated to go another route
does anyone have any suggestions?
i love my parents but i think killing them would be a thrilling experience and since i can't 900 i feel this is the closest i'm going to get
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If you're gonna be one of those zoinks!-y, zany "have fun" skaters, do it behind closed doors in the privacy of your own home and I have no problem with it. But if you show up to the park flaunting it in public and trying to recruit my kids, then we're gonna have a problem.
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If you're gonna be one of those zoinks!-y, zany "have fun" skaters, do it behind closed doors in the privacy of your own home and I have no problem with it. But if you show up to the park flaunting it in public and trying to recruit my kids, then we're gonna have a problem.
LOL, too funny
i live in the midwest so most of the younger kids have neck tats and shake junt grip
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i still see girls wearing nightmare before christmas beanies/gloves smoking bowls behind the ramps
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it's strangely comforting
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kill your parents wear supreme
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just have fun man. only kooks would have an issue with this
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I won't go to the prom with you if you do it.
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Just do it?
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Why did you ban Soggy?
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If you're gonna be one of those zoinks!-y, zany "have fun" skaters, do it behind closed doors in the privacy of your own home and I have no problem with it. But if you show up to the park flaunting it in public and trying to recruit my kids, then we're gonna have a problem.
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well I am not trying to look cool i just like the way some Welcome decks are shaped
orange grip also looks pretty cool but if you guys tell me not go through with it, i will feel obligated to go another route
does anyone have any suggestions?
i love my parents but i think killing them would be a thrilling experience and since i can't 900 i feel this is the closest i'm going to get
all of us here have our 900's down, and i'm sure everyone will agree with me, once you get that first one under your belt, life gets easier. don't kill your parents, go for the 9. get the 9. life is waiting for you.
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i think i should be embarrassed because my friends found gay porn on my laptop last week, i didn't own up to it i blamed my cousin but i think now's the time to let 'em know what's up
i think i'm either queer or bisexual, not exclusively attracted to men. i'm really confused.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiT8mlCvZY
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okay so here's the plan i'm going to buy a set of yellow spitfire 54 mm and someone here is going to buy a set of green ones and we're going to swap we'll be called the lemon lime boys it's going to be really fun i just know it
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okay so here's the plan i'm going to buy a set of yellow spitfire 54 mm and someone here is going to buy a set of green ones and we're going to swap we'll be called the lemon lime boys it's going to be really fun i just know it
I'm down. r u handsome?
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My mom thinks i'm handsome so yeah i am, are you? are we the next lemon lime brothers?
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and for the record austyn gillete is a really nice guy and a wonderful skater but i don't consider him to be classically handsome i'm sorry but he just doesn't make the cut
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My mom thinks i'm handsome so yeah i am, are you? are we the next lemon lime brothers?
Yeah, probly, it seems to be workin out that way. Do u hav any previous brothers I might have an issue with at any point?
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Be my canvas, is my art...
Fart Sounds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIuXyiEzCE#)
Essence.
I just bought this Dr. Suess inspired short sleeved coat...
(http://rlv.zcache.com/standing_outside_the_fire_garth_brooks_shirt_tshirt-re166373b51954d8f9c03784e9c2e2dca_804gs_512.jpg)
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Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?
Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.
If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.
Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?
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Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?
Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.
If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.
Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?
weeny's right though. you've gotta maintain that contrived smile thruogh thick and thin w/ vim and vigor! it's ok to play lightheartedly w/ roadkill corpses but it's not ok to slip out of character and use authentic pissed off profanity. you don't have to land every trick but the bails need to elicit a high pitched giggle, not a racial slur, misogynist and/or anti homosexual cussword. word.
being fun is a lot of hard work.
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Im pretty embarrassed that, at this point, I've spent a total of nearly 28 days of my life on SLAP. Maybe one of you OG's should start a thread/contest to see who has the longest combined time on here. Im sure some of you must have months...
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Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?
Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.
If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.
Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?
It took me a few minutes to digest this post. I don't think my skating is interesting enough to warrant orange grip and shaped boards. I think I'm over skateboarding.
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Embarrassment is for Real skaters.
Get with the programme , grab a Cappuchino and model for Louis or DKNY or some shit.
Just don't bite the painted nails thing. So late December.
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I like the way this thread is going.
kiss moi
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I would go pink, orange is so RuPaul. Think about it if your gonna tuck, tuck the balls too.
;)
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if too many dudes are going to make fun of me then i'm going to feel discouraged.
Do you feel discouraged yet?
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I like the way this thread is going.
kiss moi
My name is Daniel too. Kissing you would be like kissing myself, which, let's face it, would be FUKKKIN' AWESOME!
Pics pls.
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Yes you should.
If you got to ask you're probably already going to feel self conscious which will then make you look awkward.
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Im pretty embarrassed that, at this point, I've spent a total of nearly 28 days of my life on SLAP. Maybe one of you OG's should start a thread/contest to see who has the longest combined time on here. Im sure some of you must have months...
Do your research before demanding things
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how embarrassed does jim greco feel daily?
do you think richie jackson will feel really embarrassed in a few years when he ditches his disgusting kit?
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Make sure you go Normcore. Don't let Mango be the only shaped, fun-boarder taking 90's dad-wear to new levels.
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Life Of Brian (1979) - clip: "You're all individuals" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QereR0CViMY#)
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how embarrassed does jim greco feel daily?
do you think richie jackson will feel really embarrassed in a few years when he ditches his disgusting kit?
So you're saying you didn't realize that Greco and Jackson are the same person?
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just do this instead
ahahahah
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wait naggerhead wich one do u hav more of clothes colors wise green or yellow? ill b sendin u sum pics bro like auditions but just 4 u ok?
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My mom thinks i'm handsome so yeah i am, are you? are we the next lemon lime brothers?
Yea why did you say "next"? Is it like the Highlander?
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(http://sohimages.com/images/images_soh/VISRLS-2.jpg)
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Make sure you go Normcore. Don't let Mango be the only shaped, fun-boarder taking 90's dad-wear to new levels.
LOL, perfect.
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well I am not trying to look cool i just like the way some Welcome decks are shaped
orange grip also looks pretty cool but if you guys tell me not go through with it, i will feel obligated to go another route
does anyone have any suggestions?
i love my parents but i think killing them would be a thrilling experience and since i can't 900 i feel this is the closest i'm going to get
Do it! Fly your own flag and fuck the haters!