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Title: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 05, 2015, 05:00:56 PM
[the person not the skater]
i'm looking forward to this book. apparently lennie kidnapped his last gf and that's why he's back in prison. good to get the story, asides the shotgun robbery you just heard he was in trouble again, never why.
http://www.vice.com/read/lennie-kirk-and-the-insane-side-of-skateboarding-381 (http://www.vice.com/read/lennie-kirk-and-the-insane-side-of-skateboarding-381)
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Glue Reed on March 05, 2015, 05:13:33 PM
I'm glad that this article was written because I've always been confused about the legend-like status thrown at him.  Sure his timecode part was sick (and ironic, as he took all the preaching seriously and it really makes him look nuts)... but a bible thumping wanna-be gangster with cornrows who robbed old ladies at gunpoint kinda negates his skateboard skills.  For me anyways.

He actually converted one of my older skate buddies back in the day... he was always a little nuts anyways (he by far did the most drugs out of all of us) so we weren't surprised when he came back from SF and told us the story.  Fuck this guy. 

Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: QUIT SINNIN on March 05, 2015, 06:32:49 PM
I'm glad that this article was written because I've always been confused about the legend-like status thrown at him.  Sure his timecode part was sick (and ironic, as he took all the preaching seriously and it really makes him look nuts)... but a bible thumping wanna-be gangster with cornrows who robbed old ladies at gunpoint kinda negates his skateboard skills.  For me anyways.

He actually converted one of my older skate buddies back in the day... he was always a little nuts anyways (he by far did the most drugs out of all of us) so we weren't surprised when he came back from SF and told us the story.  Fuck this guy. 



I would never call him a legend. I think people just find his story interesting.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 05, 2015, 06:34:55 PM
This just shows how fucking bad getting hit in the head can be as well as how bad mental illness can fuck people up. It's totally possible that one day he'll realize how fucked he's become but you can never depend on that happening.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 05, 2015, 06:38:56 PM
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I'm glad that this article was written because I've always been confused about the legend-like status thrown at him.� Sure his timecode part was sick (and ironic, as he took all the preaching seriously and it really makes him look nuts)... but a bible thumping wanna-be gangster with cornrows who robbed old ladies at gunpoint kinda negates his skateboard skills.� For me anyways.

He actually converted one of my older skate buddies back in the day... he was always a little nuts anyways (he by far did the most drugs out of all of us) so we weren't surprised when he came back from SF and told us the story.� Fuck this guy.�


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I would never call him a legend. I think people just find his story interesting.
he might could be a legend, you can separate his skating from his kidnapping/armed robbery. i think he's more interesting for being a buck nutty christian who subsists offa felonies but it was that timecode part that endeared him to us in the first place. or made us scared of him but interested from a distance.
ethan fowler was watching him bang his head off the dumpster and goes 'i think it knocked some things loose'. funny to think we're only a dumpster slam away from hardcore dummy behavior. is that all it takes?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: formeitscrazylike on March 05, 2015, 06:47:14 PM
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waiving his Bible

I thought Nieratko wielded the English language better than that
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DannyDee on March 05, 2015, 06:58:29 PM
His skating sort of matched his out of control insane personality. In regards to whether he's a legend that is subjective but by my personal opinion is that he is. He only really had one really stand out part, but it was the ender in a classic video and was probably the best part of that year. The fact he sort of had one crazy part and was done sort of adds to his mystique (similar to Trainwreck, who had the ender in a video stacked with guys who many would define as legends but disappeared due to injuries.)

Also want to add though, a lot of the shit he's done is beyond despicable, but its quite clear he is extremely mentally ill (lots of schitzophrenics believe they are prophets or actively talk to god) and hopefully is receiving adequate treatment but I really doubt it.   
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 05, 2015, 08:49:07 PM
There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Bloody Matt on March 05, 2015, 09:09:06 PM
Dollar-sign rims!!

(http://www.seemsbooks.com/books/heaven/images/h_8.jpg)
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 05, 2015, 09:15:42 PM
There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
Captain Kirk?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: newhampster on March 05, 2015, 10:11:02 PM
Someone posted this in the comment section of the article, but it's so good i feel it warrants reposting here..

Skip to around 4:00
Skateboarder Josh Kalis 5 of 7 - Epicly Later'd - VICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXiwxD9Pa4#)

This might be my favorite segment ever in Epicly Later'd. Dyrdek's stories are gold.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: max power on March 05, 2015, 10:48:16 PM
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There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
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Captain Kirk?
kirk cameron?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: QUIT SINNIN on March 05, 2015, 11:23:50 PM
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There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
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Captain Kirk?
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kirk cameron?

(http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kirk-cameron.jpg)
Kirk Cameron and Lennie Kirk would really hit it off.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: trannies and mannies on March 05, 2015, 11:41:29 PM
cant believe people are questioning lennie kirks legend status
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: 360 frip on March 06, 2015, 12:24:02 AM
"He calls Dyrdek and Rob goes and picks him up and takes him to his place. Lennie and his girl go for a walk and when they come back the girl has a big shiner. Rob was like, "Dude! What the fuck is going on? What did you do to her?" Lennie says, "She was acting up and God's will, I hit her with the Bible."

Had to say this made me chuckle... As you sow,  so shall you reap, I guess.Crazy fucker!

Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: TheDraught on March 06, 2015, 02:56:01 AM
That was a good read but also depressing.

If he was bleeding out of his ears after that dumpster slam dude's got brain damage for sure.
Reminds me of that snowboard docu, The Crash Reel
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 06, 2015, 03:49:58 AM
Someone posted this in the comment section of the article, but it's so good i feel it warrants reposting here..

Skip to around 4:00
Skateboarder Josh Kalis 5 of 7 - Epicly Later'd - VICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXiwxD9Pa4#)

This might be my favorite segment ever in Epicly Later'd. Dyrdek's stories are gold.

one of the craziest there is/ ever will be. so many random fucked up stories. another two (interviews) here that i'd never seen;

Lenny Kirk Interview - Part 1 on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/23771244)

Lenny Kirk Interview - Part 2 on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/23881587)
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: heritage on March 06, 2015, 04:26:23 AM
In that entire interview, this part is the biggest bummer...

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When he got back to SF that's when he started getting in trouble. He ended up having a kid with that girl. They were living in a car for a little while, she ended up getting a restraining order on him

Being born to parents Lennie Kirk and "random girl" that were living out of a car...I can't imagine that child had much of a chance in life. Maybe Dennis McGrath could put some of his project's proceeds in the kid's pocket instead of Lennie's.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on March 06, 2015, 04:47:46 AM
the article was ok but it s always rad seeing that timecode part.  who cares whether you or c nerintko thinks lennie is "legend status"  ha ha    c nierenkos shiddy opinion belongs in shiddy vice mag.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Dark Knight on March 06, 2015, 09:31:15 AM
In that entire interview, this part is the biggest bummer...

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When he got back to SF that's when he started getting in trouble. He ended up having a kid with that girl. They were living in a car for a little while, she ended up getting a restraining order on him
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Being born to parents Lennie Kirk and "random girl" that were living out of a car...I can't imagine that child had much of a chance in life. Maybe Dennis McGrath could put some of his project's proceeds in the kid's pocket instead of Lennie's.

Right?  I completely forgot that there's a kid involved in all this.

Like McGrath said, Lennie's too far gone and institutionalized at this point.   Along with his mental instability, I don't really see him lasting too long amongst society before getting locked up again.  I'd like to have hope, but I'm a realist.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Glue Reed on March 06, 2015, 09:58:44 AM
In that entire interview, this part is the biggest bummer...

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When he got back to SF that's when he started getting in trouble. He ended up having a kid with that girl. They were living in a car for a little while, she ended up getting a restraining order on him
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Being born to parents Lennie Kirk and "random girl" that were living out of a car...I can't imagine that child had much of a chance in life. Maybe Dennis McGrath could put some of his project's proceeds in the kid's pocket instead of Lennie's.

this is spot on. 

There's too many fucked up things in this story for me to give him any kind of praise...  certain 'legendary' pros get shit on daily on this site for much smaller infractions.

The thought of him pulling out a bb gun and pointing it sideways like O-Dog at a bunch of Marine's makes me chuckle, however.

Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 06, 2015, 02:01:14 PM
In that entire interview, this part is the biggest bummer...

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When he got back to SF that's when he started getting in trouble. He ended up having a kid with that girl. They were living in a car for a little while, she ended up getting a restraining order on him
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Being born to parents Lennie Kirk and "random girl" that were living out of a car...I can't imagine that child had much of a chance in life. Maybe Dennis McGrath could put some of his project's proceeds in the kid's pocket instead of Lennie's.
this a thousand times over. i can't see how putting money into lennie's hands at this point would do anything but enable him. help the kid out instead.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Dark Knight on March 06, 2015, 02:29:59 PM
^ you never know if whomever he had that kid with is even stable in her own right, you know?  Who's to say the kid will even see the money?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 06, 2015, 02:32:26 PM
^ you never know if whomever he had that kid with is even stable in her own right, you know?  Who's to say the kid will even see the money?
she can't be worse than him. and put it in a trust for the kid until he turns 18.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 06, 2015, 02:35:52 PM
Who's to say the stupid person kid is stable in his own dumbass right?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 06, 2015, 02:39:07 PM
since we don't know anything about the kid let's label him a person and unstable and opt to not give him the any money. makes a lot of sense.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 06, 2015, 02:43:23 PM
euthanize the kid for the good of society. if it happens it's like god's will and shit.
am i the only one disappointed in lennie's demeanor and physical changes in the kalis interviews? i want people to remain the same like joaquim cardona and fred gall. granted they're a bit heavier than they usedta be but they're the same cocky and lovable gentleman respectively.
i liked the bit of unseen [to me anyways] footage of leonard dropping in on handrails and bs flipping gaps and such w/ kalis's voice over. in the same way 'deer man of dark woods' always has the mask i could get into LK always dropping bible talk behind a distorted image and maybe his interviews are to be read and not heard? i'm wicked interested but his goofy, lanky white boy w/ a stutter belies some of the gnarliness he's capable of. the dichotomy would play better if he was more nerdy or likeable perhaps.
whatever, if anyone has secret LK footage they're sitting on, this thread would be a good place to add to the anals of skate history.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on March 06, 2015, 02:52:23 PM
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In that entire interview, this part is the biggest bummer...

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When he got back to SF that's when he started getting in trouble. He ended up having a kid with that girl. They were living in a car for a little while, she ended up getting a restraining order on him
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Being born to parents Lennie Kirk and "random girl" that were living out of a car...I can't imagine that child had much of a chance in life. Maybe Dennis McGrath could put some of his project's proceeds in the kid's pocket instead of Lennie's.
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this is spot on. 

Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 06, 2015, 02:54:58 PM
Hey ISMOBATT nice gif quote it's about me.. That's awesome. I'm comfortable with myself and my place in the world that's forsure!😎
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 06, 2015, 03:10:06 PM
you're welcome dirtmakirk. i thought it was funny, no hard feelings. what's up w/ kappa kappa chino fraternity these days? do you feel a kinship w/ lennie kirk? how about charlie zelenoff? do you ever watch bates motel and fantasize about skating the hubbas in front of the bates motel? what trick would you do?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 06, 2015, 03:24:12 PM
lol he's not that batshit, sharktits.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 06, 2015, 03:57:40 PM
I come in peace and love.. Yeah I do feel tight with lennie and agree with Neritko about any kind of physical abuse being bad.. As for m the other questions that MMA kid is nuts being extra cocky and confident works but not all the time humility and rigorous honesty is why I entered slap to begin with to shatter illusions. And I think Jim Bates is an excellent character and incredibly consistent skater.😏
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Chavo on March 06, 2015, 04:30:05 PM
cant believe people are questioning lennie kirks legend status

Some people have never looked up "legend" in the dictionary. Have posters forgotten that we through all of this last month?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 06, 2015, 04:54:09 PM
who isn't that nuts iceman, lennie or dirt?
heh, jim bates motel? you silly goose dirt makirk, i meant norman bates hotel and it's waxed-looking hubbas. good luck shattering that kook 'illusion' somewhere on spaceship earth. his tireless positivity brings me down, bruce.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 06, 2015, 05:45:29 PM
kirk. or at least i hope.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Sold Out on March 06, 2015, 08:46:45 PM
This whole article is really sad. Sad to see someone like this that has no one to help them out when they are obviously struggling this hard with mental illness.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 06, 2015, 09:15:17 PM
This whole article is really sad. Sad to see someone like this that has no one to help them out when they are obviously struggling this hard with mental illness.
What are you talking about? This dude got hella support.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on March 06, 2015, 09:23:33 PM
lol @ this dude just needing support while antwuan deserves life in prison
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shitsandwich on March 06, 2015, 09:51:38 PM
The photographer of the book just came and told all these stories of how lennie was such a shitty guy and then expects people to buy the book so the money can go to him? If he really cared about him I don't think he would be putting all of his stories out there
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 07, 2015, 01:29:36 AM
The photographer of the book just came and told all these stories of how lennie was such a shitty guy and then expects people to buy the book so the money can go to him? If he really cared about him I don't think he would be putting all of his stories out there
the shitty stories are what we're curious about since life put the kibosh on his ripping.
i kinda babbled earlier but i just put my finger on who post prison LK reminds me of. bobby kent aka 'the bully' from larry clark's 'bully'. a scatterbrained, stuttering bobby kent. does anyone else see that?
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: underknowledge on March 07, 2015, 06:50:35 AM
scott kane was a better lennie kirk
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 07, 2015, 07:55:30 AM
There have been skaters that people put on pedestals despite their "human" shortcomings...

He was an awesome skater, point blank.  That's all that really needs to be said here.

I could give three fucks about how "crazy" he is.  That's nothing that should be put forth for public knowledge.

And for the record, I knew the guy when he lived in Houston.  I was actually there for that Molotov cocktail story.
If that were true we wouldn't have any interviews ever.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Dark Knight on March 07, 2015, 12:47:41 PM
You're right.  Hahaha
I was mad drunk when I posted that shit.  I was feeling all kinds of sappy.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 07, 2015, 07:36:47 PM
I sniff my own butthole all the time is the only opinion that matters😏😎💯
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 07, 2015, 07:38:25 PM
I'm going to think about what you say until I go to sleep and it's going to slow my progress within the human race
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 07, 2015, 07:39:29 PM
I sniff my own butthole all the time is the reason I have a drive to skate
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: ill_Murray on March 08, 2015, 12:15:59 PM
I'm going to think about what you say until I go to sleep and it's going to slow my progress within the human race
I sniff my own butthole all the time is the reason I have a drive to skate
I sniff my own butthole all the time is the only opinion that matters😏😎💯

Reported as spam.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 08, 2015, 12:21:37 PM
Is DirtMaKirk going to turn into the slap version of Lenny Kirk? Without anyone considering him a legend of course, just batshit insane.
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Iceman on March 08, 2015, 04:45:11 PM
ugh lennie could be a shitty human, but let's just appreciate two of the best nollie backside 180's ever for a minute here.

0:58 & 1:06

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBMR-da9_NM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBMR-da9_NM#)
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: DirtMaKirk on March 08, 2015, 09:32:36 PM
I am the biggest legend to grace this forum. @mochaskateco
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Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 08, 2015, 10:15:43 PM
I am the biggest legend kook to grace ruin this forum. @mochaskateco
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: violentpizza on March 09, 2015, 01:01:25 PM
Quit going to my local shop because they aren't carrying mocha.

Just kidding. NO COMPLY OR DIE
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: Thrillho on March 09, 2015, 04:13:04 PM
Fred Gall Saves Lives on Free Lunch Archives (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yii3a-_FYiM#)

Good Lennie Kirk story @1:26
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: GAY on March 09, 2015, 04:49:38 PM
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There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
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Captain Kirk?
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kirk cameron?
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(http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kirk-cameron.jpg)
Kirk Cameron and Lennie Kirk would really hit it off.

Before and After puzzle answer on Wheel of Fortune: Lennie Kirk Cameron
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: shark tits on March 09, 2015, 09:56:44 PM
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There's only one Kirk and it's not jack or this guy.💯
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Captain Kirk?
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kirk cameron?
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(http://aattp.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kirk-cameron.jpg)
Kirk Cameron and Lennie Kirk would really hit it off.
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Before and After puzzle answer on Wheel of Fortune: Lennie Kirk Cameron
ha GAY, i was gonna post the same thing, ya took the words right out my fingers
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: zuma on March 10, 2015, 03:46:42 AM
Manolo tapes: Lennie Kirk on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/77815220)
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Post by: Fenzadill on March 10, 2015, 09:38:12 AM
^Shoulda used "Shorty Wanna Ride"
Title: Re: neiratko frowns on lennie kirk
Post by: QUIT SINNIN on March 10, 2015, 11:16:11 AM
Manolo tapes: Lennie Kirk on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/77815220)

Dat switch ollie over the water fountain tho...