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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: concerned_parent on January 20, 2016, 06:25:57 AM
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i don't know about you guys but this is one of my favorite things to joke about in skateboarding currently...post your best TMZ-esque article predictions from Ride Channel that we'll see this year, here are some I'm hoping we'll see
This Footage of Tyler Bledsoe at EDC Will Make Your Day
Tyler loves to party.
Justin Bieber May Have Hit The Paparazzi With His Skateboard
Bieber is down with Hopps.
Torey Pudwill Announced That He Is Vegan
Torey loves his Greens.
Trainwreck, Ragdoll, and Lizard King Start Nickname Skateboards
You never saw this coming.
Pontus Alv sells Polar Skateboards to Poler Camp Stuff
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Green Day Lyrics on Griptape are taking the World by Storm
I walk a lonely road.
Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day gets a Signature Wheel on Paradise Wheels
Welcome to Paradise.
Nike SB admits to injecting Leticia Bufoni's breasts with Lunarlon
Ultra-Cush.
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Am I missing something here?? What's with the whole Green Day grip tape shit??
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The non-industry related ones are something along this lines of...
"This skater you've probably never heard of just did the ____est [trick] of [year]"
Click through and it's buried in some 5 minute video part instead of a 10 second clip, so I don't bother to watch.
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guy on hockey
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Slap Forum's "2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS"
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Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day gets a Signature Wheel on Paradise Wheels[/b]
Welcome to Paradise.
this one was good.
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Watch Daewon do (insert trick) manny (insert trick) out on a mini ramp
Daewon proves once again he is the best
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Jamie Thomas sells soul to the Devil and gets back on Toy Machine.
Welcome to Hell.
Louie Barletta Reveals Real Age
You won't believe this one.
Aaron Herrington confused for Aaron Harrington from Zero's "Thrill of It All"
Can you see the real Aaron?
Dane Burman quit all his sponsors and now rides for Anti Hero
Zero to Hero real quick.
The Decenzo Brothers got a girl pregnant in Japan
Plan B across the Globe.
Nyjah Huston purchases the Hudson River for $3.4 Million
This River could win Street League.
Antoine Asselin was detained for having $10 of weed in the Dime Shop
Possession of a Dime inside Dime.
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The Decenzo Brothers got a girl pregnant in Japan
Plan B across the Globe.
Two bro's, one girl, how many babies?
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Jaws In Hospital For Emergency Knee Surgury
And He Wasn't Even Skating
Lil Wayne Just Did His First Tre Flip
Weezy Might Be Down After All
RIDE Is Pleased To Annonce: Steven Fernandez On Staff
Reaching Out To Our Younger Audience
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Chris Joslin Just 360 Flipped El Toro
Taming the Bull
Steve Berra Has Insta-Beef With a 12 Year Old
Mikey's Verdict: sawft
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lmao some of yall are too much ::)
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RIDE Is Pleased To Annonce: Steven Fernandez On Staff
Reaching Out To Our Younger Audience
DUDE YES!
Nike SB: "Yes, we did pay for Leticia's Boob Job"
Gleaming the Boob.
A Brief History of Relevant "Dave's" In Skateboarding
Weirdo Dave, Black Dave, and the D3.
Lakai Footwear Team converts to Judaism
Lakai'm, Shalom.
Phelps finally buys a new pair of shoes that aren't Emerica MJ's
Marc Johnson is pissed.
This guys snorted a line of cocaine and then crooked grinded a 12 stair rail
This will blow your mind.
Alien Workshop announces collaboration with a plant company
Photosynthesis.
Greco arrested for beating someone at a demo with a weapon
Probably a hammer.
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I McClung, U McClung, We all McClung for McClung-zee-Klung
Oh brothers, where art thous
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Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
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this thread has given me the most enjoyment out of skateboarding in a long time
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this thread has given me the most enjoyment out of skateboarding in a long time
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Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
fuck yeah
Kelly Clarkson collaborates with your favorite truck company
Miss Independent.
Mike Mo and Vince Capaldi announce that they are "Allergic to the Sun"
The real Sunhaters.
Hopps just put on a bunch of pornstars
Enjoy the ride.
Shorty's hands out disaster relief kits after California flood
"I haven't eaten in days, but at least I've got two black panthers, some wax, and a 'fufill the dream' sticker."
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The non-industry related ones are something along this lines of...
"This skater you've probably never heard of just did the ____est [trick] of [year]"
Yo that primoslide/darkslide kid and all his fans were so butthurt when they did that shit to him hahaha.
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Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
fuck yeah
Kelly Clarkson collaborates with your favorite truck company
Miss Independent.
Mike Mo and Vince Capaldi announce that they are "Allergic to the Sun"
The real Sunhaters.
Hopps just put on a bunch of pornstars
Enjoy the ride.
Shorty's hands out disaster relief kits after California flood
"I haven't eaten in days, but at least I've got two black panthers, some wax, and a 'fufill the dream' sticker."
These ones just had me audibly laughing here at my desk at work. Killing it.
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Bam Margera: "New Shoe Company, All Mexican Team Riders"
Adio's Amigos.
Josh Hawkins may have double flipped this 14 stair, but he shit his pants right afterward
A Crappy Medium.
Nike SB: "We never paid Jason Hernandez for making any of our videos"
Quite a Debacle.
also we're on QS
WE'RE FUCKING FAMOUS
http://quartersnacks.com/2016/01/hit-an-island-like-gilligan/ (http://quartersnacks.com/2016/01/hit-an-island-like-gilligan/)
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Watch Bobby de Kyzer skate at Old Faithful in Yellowstone National Park
Bobby de Geyser.
Ishod has mysteriously stopped putting out footage
Wair could he be???
Keith Hufnagel quits HUF and opens up HufBagel in SF
Wait What?
Benny Fairfax: "Grab tricks are sick"
Bennyhana!
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Checkout Alex Olson in his New 917 edit.
Olson Brings the funk
12 year old kid does 1080 in contest run.
I guess schools out...
New Gino Part.
We'd watch him shop.
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(http://i63.tinypic.com/sv6pfk.png)
juicy
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Transgender group in court with Transworld magazine
Subtleties
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Not really a prediction, but honestly something along the lines of
It was a hell of a Ride
Thank you for all your support over the last couple of years
would make me happy the most.
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I'm rolling in my desk chair. Please, more
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Watch Leo Romero get punched in the face at a nightclub
Back on Foundation
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Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
this one cant be topped
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JOSH KASPER IS OVER HIP HOP
Watch him ollie a DJ in this classic clip with bonus footage of the rest of the Osiris team play peckertag paintball
FULFILL HER DREAM
Oral sex tips from your favorite ex-Shorty's pros.
DOOKIE NOW FOR THE FUTURE
Todd Swank's journey from company owner to assistant dog park supervisor
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Isle Skateboards drastically changes up their team
Cleanup on Isle 6
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This needs to come back...
One of the DGK pro's is getting married this weekend
Here comes the McBride.
Doom Sayers collaborates with New York Vegan Supermarket
Omar Saladbar.
Quasi is putting out a video
Title: What's Eating Gilbert Crockett??
P-Rod says he's a big Breaking Bad fan
Better call Paul.
Shane O'Neill loved Welcome to Hell and Pokemon
MagneMike Maldonado.
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Did Sean Pablo Bring It Down The Pipe To Mami?
have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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"You'll never guess which Canadian skater hasn't gone pro yet"
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Tim and Henry's pack of fries
Old friends team up to open burger joint and give starving ams an opportunity to eat and look into future.
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Rob Dyrdek on Panama Papers
"Offshore Fantasy Factory"
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Anthony Pappalardo talks about his dad's janitorial position
Moppalardo.
Brian Wenning reminisces on early days and accidentally cries
Way back whenning.
Josh Stewart: "Static 6 is gonna be all LA footage, lol"
Theories of Pacific?
New Crailtap ad takes shots at Baker/Deathwish Camp
Girl has a Chocolate.
Watch Ishod, Gonz, and Koston review restaurants on Yelp
Four stars.
These guys do cocaine, skate, and then hit the NYC nightlife
Bump to Bar.
Erica Yary still doesn't know if she's Goofy or Regular
What's her stance?
Reynolds quits Baker for Grant Yansura's Brand
Emerican WKND.
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Former Deathwish Rider's Rap Career is about to Take Off
Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Furby.
Chocolate Skateboards is coming out with an Outdoors Collection
For the Berle-y Man in All of Us.
Cab got a new haircut and it's gonna make you laugh
Cabahairo.
Justin Brock admits he has been skating Almost Boards, not Real Boards
"Since Daewon."
Ricky Oyola and Donny Barley speak out on Adult Film Experiences
Eastern Sexposure.
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Erica Yary still doesn't know if she's Goofy or Regular
What's her stance?
STANCE LUNCH!
Former Deathwish Rider's Rap Career is about to Take Off
Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots with the Furby.
FUCK :D
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This Footage of Rob Brink drunk in LA will make your day
More than a weekend buzz.
Creature rider quits skating for wrestling
Willis Kimbel Slice.
Here's yet another weartest of Ishod's new shoe, with Ishod
Wairtest.
Jesse Alba is celebrating Passover
JewcyElbowz.
Mark Gonzales's New Adidas Shoe looks like a Baseball Cleat
"It's Going...Going...Gonz!"
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pro model pussy pads
for when youre on your p-rod
new fancy lad video
dapper dan deck dancing dudes
"skate ninja" footage
flip kicks and kick flips plenty of sick tricks
all hail this home
house of cards
these boards by godoy aint no toy
unbox with knox
two color deck company finally folds
no mystery there
ex pro caught selling perscription pills
heaths bars
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Max Palmer cuts his hair, joins Brian Sumner's new team
Max Psalmer.
Stance is making socks for your...you know
"The Uncondom Thread."
Watch this video of Erica Yary reading Fairytales to Jon Dickson
"Yary, Yary, quite contyary..."
Chad Tim Tim: "I've had this scratchy spot on my leg for so long"
New Deal - Seven Year Itch.
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Mike Carroll kicks Marc Johnson off Chocolate, also accidentally posts photo of Ron Jeremy on crailtap site
Fail couch.
Rick Howard: "I don't eat enough calcium, lol"
Frailtap.
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Again?
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Alex Olson: "Yeah you guys can take my liver if i die lol"
Bianca Chandonor.
Your favorite Birdhouse rider speaks out on Religion
Raybourn again Christian.
Stereo's new graphic series features lots of meat
Chris Pastrami.
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"Nyjah Huston Buys The PlayBoy Mansion"
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^ you're doing it wrong
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A Bunch of Australian Priests just opened the First Church of Volcom
Holy Blokes.
Ex Alien Workshop Rider on Office Life: "I'm Great in Meetings"
Heath Bar-Chart.
Watch Footage of old Vert guys eating before the Vans Pool Party
Lots of Roast Beef and StaleFish.
Why is Hannah Montana at a Famous Skate Spot?
Fort Miley.
Lucas Wisenthal: "I can't skate transition for shit lol"
Lucas Can-not-stall.
The New Skate Warehouse Reality Show has lots of Making Out
Date Warehouse.
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dude get a fucking notebook or something
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Shane Heyl destroys the entire Berrics skateboard park in his new Bangin Clip.
Click here while you can!
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Creature rider quits skating for wrestling
Willis Kimbel Slice.
damn RIP slice
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Chris Cole speaks out about fruits and vegetables
Chris Colon Cole
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Pontus Alv and Carhartt join a Union and learn about Coal in this new clip
"I like it here inside my Mine."
Slave Rider: "I had seven cavities this year lol"
Danny DrinkCola.
Nike's new Durable Hat has a rubber patch on the brim
Toe Cap on a Cap.
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Tim and Henry's pack of fries
Old friends team up to open burger joint and give starving ams an opportunity to eat and look into future.
yes
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In addition to fresh fruit, The Boss eats oatmeal
"Quaker Quaker Quaker"
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Keelan Dadd sentenced to 20 years in jail
Honey, I blew the kids
Marc Johnson has 26 cavaties
Street contest? Got some plaque?
Danny Renaud just released an 8 minute part
I get knocked down! But I get up again!
Jamie Thomas takes out a million dollar loan to revive Fallen Footwear
Jesus Christ
Anthony Pappalardo rats out his meth dealer to police
Stool Pigeon
Birdhouse team manager fired for using racial slurs
The End Word
Nike goes out of business?
Oh Fuck!
Former DC Pro Ryan Smith breaks back, paralyzed for rest of his life
Roll to the hills
Chocolate team files 50 million dollar lawsuit against Mike Carroll
Jerry Sued?
Supreme collabs with Taco Bell
Think outside the box
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Keelan Dadd sentenced to 20 years in jail
Honey, I blew the kids
Marc Johnson has 26 cavaties
Street contest? Got some plaque?
Danny Renaud just released an 8 minute part
I get knocked down! But I get up again!
Jamie Thomas takes out a million dollar loan to revive Fallen Footwear
Jesus Christ
Anthony Pappalardo rats out his meth dealer to police
Stool Pigeon
Birdhouse team manager fired for using racial slurs
The End Word
Nike goes out of business?
Oh Fuck!
Former DC Pro Ryan Smith breaks back, paralyzed for rest of his life
Roll to the hills
Chocolate team files 50 million dollar lawsuit against Mike Carroll
Jerry Sued?
Supreme collabs with Taco Bell
Think outside the box
I laughed out loud at the first three of these....wow. The Jamie Thomas and Jerry Hsu ones are gold too.
Gnar'd.
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Chris Roberts speaks out on his real thoughts of WW II
The Nein Club.
Bones Brigade rider found on curb in LA completely naked stoned out of his mind
Ain't no Mountain high enough.
Alex Olson spotted with a beer
Alex Molson.
Anti Hero founder is missing
Stranger Things.
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Mike Carroll hospitalized with stress induced hemorrhoids.
Fully Flared.
Grant Taylor caught picking up prostitutes in the ATL.
Tranny finder.
German Skateboard team disqualified from Olympics due to use of performance enhancing drugs.
Denny Big Pharma
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Riley Hawk seen smoking a doobie with his dad.
Two birds stoned.
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big shout out to QS, bummed that is wasn't lucas wisenheimerbergenstein that posted the ride channel article.
http://quartersnacks.com/2016/11/the-end-was-actually-the-beginning-the-year-in-ride-channel-headlines/#more-34753 (http://quartersnacks.com/2016/11/the-end-was-actually-the-beginning-the-year-in-ride-channel-headlines/#more-34753)
http://theridechannel.com/news/2016/11/quartersnacks-best-of-ride-channel-headlines-2016 (http://theridechannel.com/news/2016/11/quartersnacks-best-of-ride-channel-headlines-2016)
in celebration...
Manny Santiago's newest sponsor announcement: a lawn decoration company
Santiagnome.
Your favorite cult skateboarder is really into smoothies
Neil Blender.
Emerica released a b-sides edit of all of the team riders stay-at-home significant others
Maid 2.
Watch this video of JT Aultz speaking at a protest in LA
"Civilization's dying."
5boro is releasing a series of political cartoon boards
Join or Die.
Watch Max Palmer ask Johnny Wilson if his brother will land a kickflip
"Andrew Will, son!"
Daan Van Dan Derndanderlentilsoup wins SOTY
Skater of the Beer.
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Brian Anderson announces new gay dating app for skaters
Grindr (https://vimeo.com/102435682)
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Anthony Pappalardo talks about his dad's janitorial position
Moppalardo.
this had me dying at work
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This Years SOTY Has a Soft Spot for Romantic Movies
Cryle Walker.
Alex Olson: "Yeah man the Bible is sick"
9-1-Heaven.
Independent Trucks Riders Speak about their affinity for Mammary Glands
Love the Breasts, Fuck the Rest.