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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Gil on June 17, 2016, 11:37:59 AM
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Kind of dumb, but I find this popping into my head from time to time.
If you feel inclined to do so, add to the list to see how many we can get. Just copy and paste my text below. I doubt we can get 'em all, but it'll be interesting to see how close we get.
No doubles necessary I guess, just need one for each letter.
AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF-
GG-
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO-
PP-
QQ-
RR-
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT-
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ-
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Tony Tave
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Frank Faria
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Greyson Gletcher
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF- Frank Faria
GG-
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO-
PP-
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ-
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Quony Quawk
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No disrespect to Harold Hunter, but the obvious choice is Hamilton Harris.
(http://i.imgur.com/u9bwbuO.png)
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RR should have been Rene Rene
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF- Frank Faria
GG-
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO-
PP-
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ-TOP 8)
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF- Frank Faria
GG- Allin
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO-
PP-
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ-TOP 8)
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF- Frank Faria
GG- Allin
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO- Oodles and Oodles of Oh's you know
PP-
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ-TOP 8)
MC reference
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF-Frank Faria
GG- Allin
HH- Harold Hunter
II-
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO- Oodles and Oodles of Oh's you know
PP- Pat Pasquale
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ- TOP 8)
Gosh, am I embarrassed. How could I have forgotten my #1 fave?
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Quim Quardona. I know, I know...but close as you're going to get.
Xteve Xenu.
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I want Colt Cannon to be on there, besides I think it's Chris Cobra Cole which is CCC.
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Quim Quardona. I know, I know...but close as you're going to get.
Xteve Xenu.
Actually thought of the same thing.
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lll
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Fuck how are we gonna get XX? Besides Xteve Xenu obviously. But that fool don't skate so fuck him
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Fyvush Finkel
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AA- Andrew Allen
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole
DD- Dustin Dollin
EE- Erik Ellington
FF-Frank Faria
GG- Allin
HH- Harold Hunter
II- Nyjah Huston
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO- Oodles and Oodles of Oh's you know
PP- Pat Pasquale
QQ-
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX-
YY-
ZZ- TOP 8)
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AA- Andrew Allen, Aaron Artis
BB- Brian Brown
CC- Chris Cole, Colt Cannon, Chris Colburn
DD- Dustin Dollin, Danny Dicola
EE- Erik Ellington
FF- Frank Faria
GG-
HH- Harold Hunter
II- Nyjah Huston
JJ- Jake Johnson
KK- Karsten Kleppan
LL- Louie Lopez
MM- Milton Martinez
NN- Nilton Neves
OO- Oodles and Oodles of Oh's you know
PP- Pat Pasquale
QQ- Quim Quardona
RR- Robbie Russo
SS- Shuriken Shannon
TT- Tony Tave
UU-
VV- Vinny Vegas
WW- Wieger Van Wageningen
XX- Xteve Xenu
YY-
ZZ- TOP 8)
Nyjah one is pure creativity. Nice work, Fink! And you too, Pretty Serious! I know that some are impossible, so I think that most of the joke responses are more than acceptable. I threw them into the list. The only one I removed was GG Allin. While that is a great answer, I feel like there's gotta be a skater with those initials, right? If not, I'm totally down to throw that one back on there.
Also, I retract my initial statement. If you guys want to do multiples for any initials, go for it. Let's see how many we can get.
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Ryan Reyes
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AB-
CD-
EF-
GH-
IJ-
KL-
MN-
OP-
QR-
ST-
UV-
WX-
YZ-
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AB- Andrew Brophy
CD- Corey Duffel
EF- Ethan Fowler
GH-
IJ-
KL- Kyle Leeper
MN-
OP-
QR-
ST-
UV-
WX-
YZ-
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:P
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^ is that rwr eating butthole ?
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AB- Andrew Brophy
CD- Corey Duffel
EF- Ethan Fowler
GH- GARRET HILL*
IJ-
KL- Kyle Leeper
MN- MONTY NOLDER*
OP-
QR-
ST- SERGE TRUDNOWSKI*
UV-
WX-
YZ-
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Chewy Cannon
Mike Maldonado
Matt Mumford
Dennis Durrant
Straight from the top o' my dome.
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there's always this:
drake jones keefe
spencer hamilton harris
keenan milton martinez
chris cole wilson
travis colt cannon
piro sierra fellers
ian scott johnston
jason jesse neuhaus
bryan herman stene (sic?)
sebo walker ryan sheckler
brannon john diego najera
jamie thomas taylor bingaman
chad tim tim gavin nolan lee smith 8)
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I can't think of any pro skaters, photographers, filmers anything where their first or last name started with a U. Only can think of that 60 year old skater Neal Unger and Tim Upson. I don't think there has been an Ulysses, Ulrich, or Uriah in the game.
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ray underhill
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I can't think of any pro skaters, photographers, filmers anything where their first or last name started with a U. Only can think of that 60 year old skater Neal Unger and Tim Upson. I don't think there has been an Ulysses, Ulrich, or Uriah in the game.
Lincoln Ueda
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I can't think of any pro skaters, photographers, filmers anything where their first or last name started with a U. Only can think of that 60 year old skater Neal Unger and Tim Upson. I don't think there has been an Ulysses, Ulrich, or Uriah in the game.
Lincoln Ueda
Oh fuck of course, and yes ray underhill too...maybe no first name for U...Youness, Yoshi Obayashi, Mike York, and Grant Yansura for Y. I can't think of someone with the last name Young, there has to be someone.
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Geoff Grosso
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I can't think of any pro skaters, photographers, filmers anything where their first or last name started with a U. Only can think of that 60 year old skater Neal Unger and Tim Upson. I don't think there has been an Ulysses, Ulrich, or Uriah in the game.
Lincoln Ueda
Oh fuck of course, and yes ray underhill too...maybe no first name for U...Youness, Yoshi Obayashi, Mike York, and Grant Yansura for Y. I can't think of someone with the last name Young, there has to be someone.
Sean Young
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I can't think of any pro skaters, photographers, filmers anything where their first or last name started with a U. Only can think of that 60 year old skater Neal Unger and Tim Upson. I don't think there has been an Ulysses, Ulrich, or Uriah in the game.
Lincoln Ueda
Oh fuck of course, and yes ray underhill too...maybe no first name for U...Youness, Yoshi Obayashi, Mike York, and Grant Yansura for Y. I can't think of someone with the last name Young, there has to be someone.
Uriel Luebcke