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Title: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 04:37:05 AM
  I like Jesse Alba's skating and am suprised that I never hear his name mentioned on the forum here but I see names (alot) like "trevor coldman"  or "clint walker" -people I haven't seen.   Who does he skate for now? Do people care on slap?
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Andmoreagain on July 22, 2016, 05:55:14 AM
 I like Jesse Alba's skating and am suprised that I never hear his name mentioned on the forum here but I see names (alot) like "trevor coldman"  or "clint walker" -people I haven't seen.   Who does he skate for now? Do people care on slap?

I heard he quit skating to ironically follow Phish on tour and become a professional disc golfer.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 07:58:43 AM
  ^proof that dissing people on the internet has become a high level sport, (how are you referencing disc golf??)
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Disco234 on July 22, 2016, 07:59:48 AM
I like SALBA
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 08:15:11 AM
  ^ Not to take away from him, Salba is rad but Micki Alba was SO under rated.
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Post by: SLAYERrules666 on July 22, 2016, 08:52:26 AM
Jalba
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Post by: Deucifer on July 22, 2016, 09:01:01 AM
"trevor coldman"
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Post by: tobey on July 22, 2016, 09:01:41 AM
 I like Jesse Alba's skating and am suprised that I never hear his name mentioned on the forum here but I see names (alot) like "trevor coldman"  or "clint walker" -people I haven't seen.   Who does he skate for now? Do people care on slap?

(http://eandt.theiet.org/magazine/2008/19/images/640_science-without.jpg)

EDIT: Fuck you beat me to it Deucifer
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Gil on July 22, 2016, 09:08:16 AM
I still enjoy his Cosmic Vomit 2 part.  But I have no desire to hear him talk ever again.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: ALABAMAMAN on July 22, 2016, 09:31:05 AM
BOSS
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Post by: Wizard Fight on July 22, 2016, 10:37:13 AM
horny or whatever
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Post by: Jim and Dan on July 22, 2016, 11:55:31 AM
Him, Milic & Gallaher were doing that company Frog, not sure what is going on with that at the moment.

His pre-grab tweaker rail-bash in Trust is still one of my favorites; kid rips & has the most fucboi fits.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 03:54:11 PM
  People ACTUALLY made fun of me about not spelling Trevor whatever's name correctly?  I hope you get shoved into a locker at school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Zeep Zander on July 22, 2016, 03:56:40 PM
this kids ego is through the roof
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Deucifer on July 22, 2016, 04:01:10 PM
 People ACTUALLY made fun of me about not spelling Trevor whatever's name correctly?  I hope you get shoved into a locker at school tomorrow.

There's no lockers at my full-time job. I could see about getting some though, might be neat!

are you mad cause you got Saturday detention?
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 22, 2016, 04:30:21 PM
this kids ego is through the roof
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 05:28:31 PM
   So he does whatever the fuk he wants in his phone videos which for whatever reason get tens of thousands of views so that makes his "ego thru the roof."  -Cause he's having his little success slap is going to hate him.  You can't ride for monster and you can't be Jesse Alba says slap.  (oh yah the wall ride judo air is my fave)
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: fangen on July 22, 2016, 05:31:12 PM
he makes lances kid look cool
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 05:36:42 PM
Lance's kid dosen't need anyone to make him "look cool" -are you fucked?
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on July 22, 2016, 05:50:08 PM
I dig his skatin for a couple of reasons...

I'm stoked how some of the kids who grew up with fathers who were pro bowl/vert dudes have turned out skating wise. (Could u imagine havin Salba as a dad?) These kids were raised on transition from the moment they've been born, that already provides a good foundation to begin with. Then when they start growin up they're like, "Fuck this, I wanna skate street now", and it shows in the tricks they do if that makes any sense.

Also, he grew up in the area me n friends would frequent a lot growin up. His old youtube videos are nostalgic to me and reminded me how much rad spots are in the foothills of the IE. Ever since I lived in OC, my IE trips stagnated immediately till a couple years ago, those fuckin freeways mang...
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Zeep Zander on July 22, 2016, 05:53:50 PM
  So he does whatever the fuk he wants in his phone videos which for whatever reason get tens of thousands of views so that makes his "ego thru the roof."  -Cause he's having his little success slap is going to hate him.  You can't ride for monster and you can't be Jesse Alba says slap.  (oh yah the wall ride judo air is my fave)

I really don't like talking shit but I personally know this kid and he sucks
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 22, 2016, 06:00:26 PM
^Alright, I appreciate that plumbus.
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Post by: Jordick on July 22, 2016, 07:43:27 PM
fuck Jalba, his dad and uncle are rad. I don't care for his cousin though.
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Post by: Al Borland on July 22, 2016, 07:56:29 PM
Ralba tho.
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Post by: Rafiki on July 22, 2016, 10:33:08 PM
I fucks with his skating and think he is a pretty funny dude.
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Post by: Pappy Jones on July 23, 2016, 09:13:34 AM
He's a sick skater and a chill enough dude. With his personality and sense of humor I wouldn't want to spend every single day with him but that can be said about lots of people that are your good friends. He's just a person. I give Jalba two thumbs up
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: wario on July 23, 2016, 10:14:25 AM
Yeah I used to like his skating from his /m/ part, until I met him. He sucks. go back to California kook
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Post by: nino brown on July 23, 2016, 11:10:14 AM
dude makes me cringe
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Scott Case on July 23, 2016, 06:36:17 PM
  People ACTUALLY made fun of me about not spelling Trevor whatever's name correctly?  I hope you get shoved into a locker at school tomorrow.

I think you got made fun of for spelling it wrong on purpose  and doing a poor job of acting like you didn't know who he was.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Pauly Walnuts on July 23, 2016, 06:41:08 PM
Yeah I used to like his skating from his /m/ part, until I met him. He sucks. go back to California kook
Is he like arrogant? What is it about this guy most don't like
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: ducky darnsworth on July 23, 2016, 06:45:06 PM
BOSS
i'ma BEAST
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 23, 2016, 07:25:34 PM
Scott case is the 1st person ever who's gonna get 'ignored' by me
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Scott Case on July 23, 2016, 11:06:49 PM
Scott case is the 1st person ever who's gonna get 'ignored' by me

Did I  hurt your feelings?
Maybe a fellow poster is gonna come defend your honor and say I was out of line with that whole you know his name Trevor Colden thing?
I dont think anyone cares to be perfectly honest.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 23, 2016, 11:10:08 PM
Scott case is the 1st person ever who's gonna get 'ignored' by me

Did I  hurt your feelings?
Maybe a fellow poster is gonna come defend your honor and say I was out of line with that whole you know his name Trevor Colden thing?
I dont think anyone cares to be perfectly honest.

i thought it was spot on. 

as dmx said "preacher tells the truth and it hurts"
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: eshins on July 24, 2016, 05:22:32 AM
I used to think he was cool, until sometime made me realise how cringey he is and how he tries to hard to be funny.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 24, 2016, 07:39:43 AM
  ^listen I'm posting real shit real opinions not feigning about whether I've seen Trevor C. skate or "pretending" not to know how to spell his name(?!)  I haven't seen him, I might be missing out.  What you said just sounded bitchy and I obviously don't need a weird opinion like that.  "like he hasn't watched trevor skate!!!???"   -I can tell what kind of dude you are rite there.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: teh canadian suit on July 24, 2016, 07:50:41 AM
Jesse Alba is a kook, i don't care how many unique skateboard maneuver combinations that kook can do.

End of thread
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 24, 2016, 08:01:47 AM
  This guy could even be a dick, but what he's doing is respectable.  He's an smooth atv who's not trying to break himself off like all these go for broke thrasher tranny clip crazy people.   So he ends up doing a more 'hang out' style of skating that I can relate to more than the latest craziest gnar shit.  Then with that he'll throw in some nods to the 80s and 70s with a trick or two.  I don't care if he 'desearves sponsorship' just appreciate the smooth rollings.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: rob on July 25, 2016, 04:07:39 AM
Is jesse really that bad of a guy? I kinda met him once at garvanza skate park with the wknd crew and I didn't see him at first but I was helping my friend film stuff over the boob and he joins in and does an early grab over it. Cool moment in my book.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 25, 2016, 11:01:34 AM
  This guy could even be a dick, but what he's doing is respectable.  He's an smooth atv who's not trying to break himself off like all these go for broke thrasher tranny clip crazy people.   So he ends up doing a more 'hang out' style of skating that I can relate to more than the latest craziest gnar shit.  Then with that he'll throw in some nods to the 80s and 70s with a trick or two.  I don't care if he 'desearves sponsorship' just appreciate the smooth rollings.

You're the kinda dude at the party and comes outside for a cigarette, says one thing, and everyone goes inside.
Title: Re: Alba
Post by: cheeseburgers on August 01, 2016, 06:26:23 PM
His brand is "ugly on purpose" gone too far.
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Post by: cherry on August 02, 2016, 09:10:12 PM
Lovette
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Post by: concerned_parent on August 03, 2016, 12:40:33 PM
when's jess alba goin home

-qs comment of the year 2015

Title: Re: Alba
Post by: bentmode on August 04, 2016, 10:26:40 AM
When I was a freshman in hs trevor yerman wrote SALBA IS GAY on the top of the pipe in wax at upland skatepark. Salba was not pleased. Needless to say the albas are the most polarizing family in skateboarding.

Nobody knows what happened to trevor.