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Title: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Facehead on August 03, 2016, 10:52:40 PM: Tell the truth.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on August 03, 2016, 11:21:17 PM: Luan or Tiago in Street
Bob or Pedro Barros in vert
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on August 03, 2016, 11:46:27 PM: FRED GALL
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: essal on August 03, 2016, 11:50:36 PM: Karsten has been putting down hardflip indies at every contest recently, most def a winning trick by olympic standards.
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Fecal Fury on August 04, 2016, 12:25:34 AM: Fuck can I get a first wall rebate?

In a patriotic haste I voted New Jersey thinking it said New Zealand.
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Tracer on August 04, 2016, 12:29:11 AM: More than 4 years away delete thread
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: jexe on August 04, 2016, 01:27:40 AM: I'm pretty sure England compete as Great Britain. Stu Graham for skate park gold!
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: busted-knee on August 04, 2016, 03:45:05 AM: England doesn't have an Olympic team. The team is Great Britain, which includes England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

More importantly, can you imagine Stu Graham getting his cock out at the openning ceremony! ;D
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Post by: doomstation55 on August 04, 2016, 06:58:45 AM: I can only assume that fred gall loosely translates into new jersey in whatever the fuck country you're from
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: headtowall on August 04, 2016, 07:00:05 AM: Brazil for sure.
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Spike Hawke on August 04, 2016, 07:30:56 AM: The Olympics used to be only amateur sports peeps, is it still the same? I know boxing is but ice hockey and basketball aint. Would be better if it was for skating I reckons
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Post by: Abyss1 on August 04, 2016, 09:24:13 AM: Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on August 03, 2016, 11:46:27 PM
FRED GALL
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 04, 2016, 09:47:40 AM: Quim Cardona takes gold for New Jersey.
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Post by: h00man on August 04, 2016, 02:00:10 PM: No Fred Gall option delete thread plz
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: 20matar on August 04, 2016, 05:20:59 PM: Quote from: doomstation55 on August 04, 2016, 06:58:45 AM
I can only assume that fred gall loosely translates into new jersey in whatever the fuck country you're from

Amen to that.

Brazil will win everything unless it's funnier if we don't. A fellow Slap Pal said that Leticia is probably going to finish 7th or whatever. It's worth betting on that, I can totally see it happening. I don't see Luan bawling like Nyjah if he gets the dreaded olympic silver, but I'd still like to see that shit-show. The high-level contest skaters are already with their dicks out ~~for Harambe~~ awaiting for Tokyo. I say "fuck that".

What really makes me wonder is how will the naturalization process play out. I can see a lot of US and BR skaters either competing for their second nationalities or being bought like Chinese ping-pong players. Countries pulling some Qatar or Equatorial Guinea-level shit and just faking papers and outright granting citizenship to skaters so they can compete under their flag. There are always the Younesses and the Kroetkovs who can probably afford to pick which nation to represent.
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Facehead on August 04, 2016, 09:22:45 PM: Quote from: h00man on August 04, 2016, 02:00:10 PM
No Fred Gall option delete thread plz

Quote from: doomstation55 on August 04, 2016, 06:58:45 AM
I can only assume that fred gall loosely translates into new jersey in whatever the fuck country you're from
Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: skate_spbr on August 05, 2016, 01:34:45 AM: Quote from: Abyss1 on August 04, 2016, 09:24:13 AM
Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on August 03, 2016, 11:46:27 PM
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FRED GALL
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Title: Re: [POLL] Which Country Will Take Home The Skateboarding Gold In Tokyo 2020?
Post by: Facehead on August 06, 2016, 12:36:00 PM: Bump, for science.
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Post by: violentpizza on August 06, 2016, 12:59:28 PM: I'd watch if it was Fred Gall vs All the Brazilians