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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Tracer on August 29, 2016, 08:34:44 PM
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When is it appropriate? More importantly when is it not?
I made a total bitch out of this lady today that checked out and forgot to buy ciggies. Thought she could impede mine and 8 others in line. No chance I told her, back of the line. You line up, have some clue as to what you're doing. Canadians are seen as polite but it's not true at all I see this shit all the time.
The only reason I carry cash is to dish out to charity or cut a long wait at the gas station. Throwing bills on the table takes the clerk 1 button push so I don't think it really counts as cutting. It's questionable behavior but obviously reasonable when the EFTPOS machines are always "out of order" at the pump.
Post your experience with cutting lines. Yourself or others, I know there's consequences.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm - chat and cut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd7XO18qxJg#)
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I dont ever cut in line but as annoying as it can be, let those elderly folk go ahead of you. Disable people as well
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The great British tradition of queuing politely has been eroded by mass immigration of peoples that do not regard queuing with such high regard. People that stand right next to the luggage belt at airports really grind my gears too, wait until you can see your bag then step forward you insufferable pricks.
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was i wrong to think this was going to be a cocaine thread?
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was i wrong to think this was going to be a cocaine thread?
No
I entered the thread with great hope it was tracer snorting away his lunch money
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I'm not going to talk about cutting lines (I fucking hate people doing it, and never do it), but I like the shops that have a unique line for multiple check outs. It seems longer, but it's faster than multiple lines for every check out.
I used to steal food by dividing my groceries caddie into two sections. In the lower section I used to put the expensive things (chinese food, meat etc...) then cover it with a bag from the shop (big plastic bag) then in the higher section put some cheap things (fruits, milk, toilet paper).
I'd take out the big cheap things, put them on the belt then take out the big plastic bag, and the cashier wouldn't even try to check my caddie.
(those caddies)
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The thing is to go a few minutes before they close the shop, because the cashier only wants to go home and doesn't want to argue and look at your big bag.
If you get caught, it's around 9/10pm and by only saying sorry I just forgot I had those other things, I'm tired... people usually understand, plus you already paid some things so it's not like you stole everything, and for them it doesn't make sense to only steal a few things and pay others.
I did it for three years and never get caught. At the end I used to steal expensive things like good cheese, Foie Gras, smoked salmon, then one day I started to feel fear and never did again.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfogv2OxSZI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfogv2OxSZI#)
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/10/article-2577764-1C2D816100000578-62_634x437.jpg)
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The great British tradition of queuing politely has been eroded by mass immigration of peoples that do not regard queuing with such high regard. People that stand right next to the luggage belt at airports really grind my gears too, wait until you can see your bag then step forward you insufferable pricks.
The absurd race to get on the plane is dumb too. Final boarding call for me, while everyone is lining up I'm watching Utah vs Boston in full HD.
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Acceptable: The "fast lanes" at amusement parks.
Unacceptable: Prison
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Warm a plate on the stove to bust your shit up on. It makes it break up easier and fluffier. I've been told that's an old school trick everyone did back in the 70's.
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Warm a plate on the stove to bust your shit up on. It makes it break up easier and fluffier. I've been told that's an old school trick everyone did back in the 70's.
Ha, very risky these days considering you've probably purchased at least 75% baby laxative and benzocaine which will melt on contact with the hot surface leaving you with a little ball of goo. They did it in the 70's because they had real Coke, Coke should be left in the 70's, it's for dinosaurs.
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Warm a plate on the stove to bust your shit up on. It makes it break up easier and fluffier. I've been told that's an old school trick everyone did back in the 70's.
They indeed had better coke, but it still wasnt real per say.
97% cocaine and your not doing a line, just a dab. Even then it melts your face off
What most people get today is weird blends like adderall ephedrine and percocets
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
never with a stripper either. i did blow a line off this crazy girl's vaj. i can't wait to tell my grand kids about it.
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
SWIM may or may not have done it off a girl's ass at a all out coke party in undergrad. she was not a stripper tho... she took off her clothing for free.
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Makes me wonder if Keelan takes vape hits out of Suki's strawberry starfish.
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
SWIM may or may not have done it off a girl's ass at a all out coke party in undergrad. she was not a stripper tho... she took off her clothing for free.
Fuck, she got trained didnt she?
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
Stripper no, ass no, party girls tits and vag and other assorted body parts yes.
Anyone ever blown it up another persons ass or had it blown up your ass? Be honest.
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Percs off a the tits of this girl I was fuckin ages ago
Strippers, never that
Anyone ever blown it up another persons ass or had it blown up your ass? Be honest.
Nope. Never heard of anyone doing it either.
Maybe if i was on 2 grams of test and a bunch of cialis, oh and like 15 years younger
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Damn this did turn into a coke thead. Keep it coming.
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When I was like 5 I was waiting in line at the concession stand at the local pool when these older boys may have cut in front of me. I don't really know I may have just spaced out for a second and fallen out of line and they just stepped in but either way I started crying and went running to my mom and she went up to them and started yelling about how dare you cut in front of my son you should be ashamed of yourselves and learn some manners et cetera et cetera. Point being that even at the tender age of 5 I realized how big of a pussy I was being and sauntered off towards the shallow end as the two snorted lines off of my mother's tits
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Makes me wonder if Keelan takes vape hits out of Suki's strawberry starfish.
It wouldn't pretty much be a crime if he didn't right? Sure he'S got bigger things to worry bout atm though
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i hate it when they cut the fisheye line in a video and put in a long lens shot of the kickflip down the 7 stair in ramped slow-mo to that MGMT song that goes "doo doo doo doo do dooo dooo"
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any pals ever blow a line off a stripper's ass? be honest.
Years and years ago I was hanging out with strippers and we had cocaine and I was like "here we go this is it" and we just did it off a little glass coaster it fucking sucked.
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have you ever accidentally cut a line? I did that once at a store. I didn't even realize people were lined up because they had been moved into the aisle by a worker and were far away from the register. then the person at the front got pissed at me when I lined up by the register. I said woops, sorry, but the person probably didn't believe me.
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Ever been going down on a girl and a few crystals fall out of your nose and into her pubes? Make sure that girl is clean or else you're gonna get some gnarly fish smells with that turpentine smell.
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Ever been going down on a girl and a few crystals fall out of your nose and into her pubes? Make sure that girl is clean or else you're gonna get some gnarly fish smells with that turpentine smell.
The fuck you doing going down on those girls?
Shes too lazy to shower Im not touchin her
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Ever been going down on a girl and a few crystals fall out of your nose and into her pubes? Make sure that girl is clean or else you're gonna get some gnarly fish smells with that turpentine smell.
The fuck you doing going down on those girls?
Shes too lazy to shower Im not touchin her
haha I probably shouldve provided some back story. Did some blow after work at a bar and then later picked up a girl who was frequenting said bar. Nice girl, went to the same college I went to. Took her home, went down, crystals fell out, went nose deep, got a nice whiff of tuna. Things happen, pussies can smell. I regret nothing.
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Ever been going down on a girl and a few crystals fall out of your nose and into her pubes? Make sure that girl is clean or else you're gonna get some gnarly fish smells with that turpentine smell.
The fuck you doing going down on those girls?
Shes too lazy to shower Im not touchin her
haha I probably shouldve provided some back story. Did some blow after work at a bar and then later picked up a girl who was frequenting said bar. Nice girl, went to the same college I went to. Took her home, went down, crystals fell out, went nose deep, got a nice whiff of tuna. Things happen, pussies can smell. I regret nothing.
Hahahah.
Im down if I can tell she showered that day.
If you can smell it when the panties drop, no fuckin way am I putting my face in the snatch.
A nice clean snatch though and im down for as long as possible
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Every man should do lines off some big ole titties at least once in their life! This on and of booty call I had for awhile has some giant fun bags and we use to do the Devils dandruff off each other and fuck like crazy. This was a few years ago. Man, those were some fun nights!