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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: stan on September 04, 2016, 03:50:04 PM
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Use condoms for real
don't fuck up your life
? ? one second can change your life no joke
be safe
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(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0588/2457/products/Trojan-Magnum_large.png?v=1428538112)
is what i fit
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whoops i dropped my massive condom for my MAGNUM DONG
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is there something you're not telling us stan?
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is there something you're not telling us stan?
He finally met marshal mathers???
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Pshhh, yeah right, condoms are for chicks.
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one second
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whoops i dropped my massive condom for my MAGNUM DONG
Got my Magnum condoms, got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.
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like hopping the turnstile, I'm gambling that if/when I get caught, it will still have been worth it for all the times I didn't.
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...
foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation. But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
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But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
No shit. Why would you wear a condom to jerk off?
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But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
To make it feel like Im about to have sex with a real girl
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...
foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
It's not really noticeable, although they might stretch more. I think it's just a marketing scheme to sell condoms to douchebags.
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thought this thread was "used condoms, for real." got my hopes up.
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thought this thread was "used condoms, for real." got my hopes up.
i guess it got something else up as well.
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...
foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
The "Large" size ones might be a bit smaller than Magnums although in the past you could only buy them in larger boxes. The rubber felt a bit different than the Magnums too. Magnums aren't even that big really.
I haven't bought condoms in 20 years though so don't listen to me.
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Big L - Should Have Used A Rubber (Unreleased) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzEYmHoqK_0#)
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One aspect of my workplace benefits involves being sponsored by condoms.
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condoms are too complicated, I just want some fun not earn a degree in engineering
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looks like someone got some bad news from the doctor
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slap is full of retards
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slap is full of retards
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condoms are too complicated, I just want some fun not earn a degree in engineering
Kids are about a million times more complicated than condoms, so I'd study up if I were you.
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If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children
Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)
So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...
foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
I haven't bought condoms in 20 years though so don't listen to me.
I'm not well endowed or anything but the regular ones I get for free on campus tend to fit uncomfortably tight.
Magnums provide more room and are bigger girth-wise, stretchier, and have more lube.
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I poke holes in my condoms so i hopefully trap a girl, she can never ignore my texts again
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If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children
Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)
So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use
I bet you're a fucking blast to hang out with...
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If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children
Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)
So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use
I bet you're a fucking blast to hang out with...
At least you have an ignore button, I'm stuck in here 24/7
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I poke holes in my condoms so i hopefully trap a girl, she can never ignore my texts again
Any luck with that?
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Wenning style, for public defication only.
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Use condoms for real
don't fuck up your life
? ? one second can change your life no joke
be safe
don't tell me how to live my life
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I poke holes in my condoms so i hopefully trap a girl, she can never ignore my texts again
The One (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA774LK2gd8#)