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Title: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: reptar_bar on October 31, 2016, 02:42:52 PM
The year was 2010, argueably the best video of the year had just dropped and Atiba Jefferson is left awkwardly hanging in slow motion by the boss himself after a perfect varial heelflip was stomped down holywood high 16. Fast forward 6 years, Bryan Herman ends his part with a flawless nollie heel over a handrail going the hard way, as the part transitions from Herman to the boss, we see yet another lonely Atiba sitting slow motion on the sidelines, patiently awaiting the high five that he may never receive while Herman and the boss hug it out.

(https://s21.postimg.org/dbs876rwn/image.jpg)

(https://s12.postimg.org/wbf099ja5/image.jpg)
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: doomstation55 on October 31, 2016, 02:44:02 PM
Nah
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Fongstarr. on October 31, 2016, 02:47:49 PM
That is Aiko in Stay Gold. So you have to say Miner hates the Jefferson twins.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: el chino on October 31, 2016, 02:51:32 PM
i actually hate them, FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS POSERS, always trying too hard to fit in.
 and he's been in the business for how long?
 and he cant even skate for shit, what the fuck man ?
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: BacksideWallride on October 31, 2016, 03:14:15 PM
I openly hate their "band"
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Hevonen on October 31, 2016, 03:53:26 PM
That is Aiko in Stay Gold. So you have to say Miner hates the Jefferson twins.

Jon Miner hates black people? Confirmed?
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Nydoggular on October 31, 2016, 04:41:36 PM
i actually hate them, FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS POSERS, always trying too hard to fit in.
 and he's been in the business for how long?
 and he cant even skate for shit, what the fuck man ?

Settle down

Atiba Jefferson's Chomp on This part. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HkXyGhqEIM#)
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Tracer on October 31, 2016, 05:04:03 PM
Lets be dirtbags and discuss Atiba's finances. How much can you make taking photos of skateboarders? Im guessing he gets a nice cut of every published ad/ cover. He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: reptar_bar on October 31, 2016, 05:37:57 PM
Lets be dirtbags and discuss Atiba's finances. How much can you make taking photos of skateboarders? Im guessing he gets a nice cut of every published ad/ cover. He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

Atiba takes photos of Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, lots of huge athletes and i believe he has been involved in some Celeb shoots as well. Id say he is richer then most the skaters he is shooting
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: shouldn't on October 31, 2016, 06:22:35 PM
He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures
brilliant.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Disco234 on October 31, 2016, 07:01:41 PM
Lets be dirtbags and discuss Atiba's finances. How much can you make taking photos of skateboarders? Im guessing he gets a nice cut of every published ad/ cover. He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

Atiba takes photos of Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, lots of huge athletes and i believe he has been involved in some Celeb shoots as well. Id say he is richer then most the skaters he is shooting

not too mention him and his twin brother's dj career.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Parker on October 31, 2016, 08:05:25 PM
Off topic but seems like Jon is a super nice dude, would be cool to talk to him about camera shit
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Senrud on October 31, 2016, 10:20:37 PM
Atiba is successful because he's as great of a dude as he is a photographer.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: JB on November 01, 2016, 06:06:02 AM
atiba is on the short list of people ive unfollowed on instagram
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: SimonFR on November 01, 2016, 06:15:03 AM
atiba is on the short list of people ive unfollowed on instagram
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: BacksideWallride on November 01, 2016, 06:31:12 AM
The real question is not why Minor filmed the Jeffersons left hanging's as much as Reynolds ignoring them
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: snowman600 on November 01, 2016, 06:42:36 AM
don't worry about Atiba, he'll still find a way to humble brag about it...
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 01, 2016, 08:26:29 AM
there's probably a Workaholic racing in to keep him from being left hanging
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: chilllyboy on November 01, 2016, 09:18:40 AM
Lets be dirtbags and discuss Atiba's finances. How much can you make taking photos of skateboarders? Im guessing he gets a nice cut of every published ad/ cover. He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

Atiba spent 3 years as a photographer for the Clippers and Lakers and I pretty sure he still shoots regularly for the NBA.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Mad Max on November 01, 2016, 09:50:05 AM
Don't know the guy but I definitely wasn't impressed by his to-camera gangsterisms in Asia that one time.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: RCB3 on November 01, 2016, 09:54:07 AM
I truly don't know how he has time to take photos of anyone when he's on Instagram his entire day. Had to hit that unfollow button as well.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: natenola forever on November 01, 2016, 10:44:50 AM
Isn't Atiba sponsored by guiness or some alcohol company?
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: coyote2425 on November 01, 2016, 10:55:02 AM
High-fives hate Atiba.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Grampa on November 01, 2016, 11:34:43 AM
Quote
I openly hate Atiba.

Im Jon Miner and I approve of this message.

Damn, not even secret hate. Guess that's that then.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: concerned_parent on November 01, 2016, 11:37:03 AM
that one b herman made 2 re-edit where he crop zooms on atiba as he doesn't get the high five should become a long time favorite skate meme
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: slappies on November 01, 2016, 11:46:00 AM
All that THPS 4 money and he still can't no respect from his boys.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: zuma on November 01, 2016, 12:05:42 PM
not that it sais anything but the first thing that crossed my mind is reynolds denied twuan too in stay gold- 5.35
Emerica Stay Gold B-Side: Andrew Reynolds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3pGLX82i38#)
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: el chino on November 01, 2016, 01:37:03 PM
i actually hate them, FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS POSERS, always trying too hard to fit in.
 and he's been in the business for how long?
 and he cant even skate for shit, what the fuck man ?

Settle down

Atiba Jefferson's Chomp on This part. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HkXyGhqEIM#)
theres a fucking line where they  slow mo a front crooked or nosegrind on a ledge i dont even remember, but if you have a slowmo front crook ON A SMALL LEDGE, your shit is wack
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Moses Clopton on November 02, 2016, 05:32:58 PM
i actually hate them, FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS POSERS, always trying too hard to fit in.
 and he's been in the business for how long?
 and he cant even skate for shit, what the fuck man ?

Settle down

Atiba Jefferson's Chomp on This part. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HkXyGhqEIM#)
theres a fucking line where they  slow mo a front crooked or nosegrind on a ledge i dont even remember, but if you have a slowmo front crook ON A SMALL LEDGE, your shit is wack

he's a filmer and it's a joke part in a joke video. relax  :D
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: concerned_parent on November 03, 2016, 10:46:10 AM
i actually hate them, FUCK THOSE BITCH ASS POSERS, always trying too hard to fit in.
 and he's been in the business for how long?
 and he cant even skate for shit, what the fuck man ?

Settle down

Atiba Jefferson's Chomp on This part. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HkXyGhqEIM#)
theres a fucking line where they  slow mo a front crooked or nosegrind on a ledge i dont even remember, but if you have a slowmo front crook ON A SMALL LEDGE, your shit is wack

he's a filmer and it's a joke part in a joke video. relax  :D

hi if you ever call chomp a joke video again there will be hell toupee
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: mattchew on November 03, 2016, 06:20:16 PM
lol at people hating on Chomp On This.
How much do you hate skateboarding and fun?
Do you hate it 10 times? 20? When and where does the madness end?
You're complaining about a video with filmer parts and Brandon fucking Biebel skating to Ja Rule in the height of his football jersey fetish.
Get a grip on reality.
Title: Re: Does Jon Miner secretly hate Atiba
Post by: Winking Starfish on November 04, 2016, 07:19:16 AM
atiba is on the short list of people ive unfollowed on instagram

I couldn't keep up with his parade of lifestyle hammers. Maybe someday I can kick it with Future Islands at the Cha Cha Lounge and eat salads at the Tender Greens on Sunset.