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Title: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: concerned_parent on February 03, 2017, 11:38:22 AM
jenkem should interview the tmz of skateboarding.

jenkem interviews ride channel's lucas wisenthal about his oriental addiction
lucas riceballs.

jenkem interviews ride channel's lucas wisenthal about his nose that never stops running
mucus wisenthal.

(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Converse_Jenkem_Party_Vol1_13.jpg)
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Hannity on February 03, 2017, 11:59:30 AM
how about a jenkem or QS interview with Dom Travis
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 04, 2017, 12:20:32 PM
when I read the post title my first thought was who the fuck is lucas wisethnal and then I come in here and see that kook I heard is queen goon of the ride channel, home of brink.
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: botefdunn on February 04, 2017, 12:25:52 PM
more heart than cuba gooding jr. i'd read it
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 04, 2017, 12:33:14 PM
dear lucas why do you shave the front of your neck but not the back of it?
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on February 04, 2017, 12:45:17 PM
how about a jenkem or QS interview with Dom Travis

I back this
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Maggie on February 04, 2017, 12:59:47 PM
some dude pulled his pants down at some tum yeto party and just about every person there caught a glimpse of his cute penis it was hella funny
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Tracer on February 04, 2017, 01:58:49 PM
Never heard of him. Guy needs to find a new barber and lose that vending machine watch.
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: teh canadian suit on February 04, 2017, 05:49:36 PM
That girl in the photo is from Baltimore and has done some nudie stuff on the internet
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on February 04, 2017, 07:07:41 PM
jenkem interviews ride channel's lucas wisenthal about his oriental addiction
lucas riceballs.

Opium?

Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: JumpManShorty on February 04, 2017, 07:39:22 PM
That girl in the photo is from Baltimore and has done some nudie stuff on the internet

Need more info brother!
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: elcarlSD on February 05, 2017, 11:47:47 AM
That girl in the photo is from Baltimore and has done some nudie stuff on the internet

Need more info brother!


https://www.instagram.com/alesvndra/ (https://www.instagram.com/alesvndra/)
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: SodaJerk on February 05, 2017, 12:01:19 PM
That girl in the photo is from Baltimore and has done some nudie stuff on the internet

Need more info brother!


https://www.instagram.com/alesvndra/ (https://www.instagram.com/alesvndra/)
I'm not against body modification, I like her tattoos and her tits and ass are slamming but those lips are too much. I'm married anyway  so who really gives a fuck, just some guys opinion.
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: ice nine on February 05, 2017, 12:54:26 PM
lucas was a slap pal before p much everyone in this thread
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: straight on February 05, 2017, 01:02:36 PM
bones brigade: where are they now?
the search for lucas' chin
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Zurg on February 05, 2017, 10:51:57 PM
lucas was a slap pal before p much everyone in this thread

who was he?
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: j....soy..... on February 05, 2017, 11:33:22 PM
Not was.....is......
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Alan on February 07, 2017, 11:10:23 AM
tee hee
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: stets on February 08, 2017, 12:24:57 AM
Lucas is legit. He has a City Stars bling medallion. I seent it. Try telling me that ain't the coolest.

I don't hold his reporting style against him... that's how all of Complex Media Group writes, with the clickbait-y titles and whatnot. He's just writing in the style of his employer. The man's got a job that involves thinking about skateboarding all day... I'm sure we would ALL swallow our pride and write in the Complex style in order to land and keep a job like that!!
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: concerned_parent on February 08, 2017, 04:49:01 AM
he's definitely got the face of a man who thinks of skateboarding and probably pepperoni pizza all day long
Title: Re: how come nobody has interviewed lucas wisenthal
Post by: Koozin on February 08, 2017, 04:53:54 AM
he's definitely got the face of a man who thinks of skateboarding and probably pepperoni pizza all day long

Reda?