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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Evisoon on March 22, 2017, 11:24:50 AM
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do you skate?
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Gator?
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I gave one a scar on their face
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
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I don't smash...I make sweet love.
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
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Fug it- no shame
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He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
hahahaha
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Bobby Worrest for sure. I was on the fence about Jamie Foy for ages, but it's a negative after his nine club interview. That dude at the park today who could barely Ollie but he had big arms and a big belly and a nice smile. Also, Scuba Steve.
It's a pretty short list.
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None, not even the women skateboarders. I just hate skateboarders
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I would smash hella female skateboarders WHHAAAT lemme hit that SSBSTS guuurl
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I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
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i would dick down a twink like swan pablo for sure. Also team handsome, obvs
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Lemme Smash (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA#)
LEMME SMASH PLEASE
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shark tits wants blue velvet!
i don't acknowledge 'smash' as a word asides an onomatapaeia for a violent act but i'd fuck any girl that skates.
had a gf for a wk who could ollie a 3 stair and do backflips. once she caught a DUI and while cuffed, spit into a cop's mouth!
hall of fame, jewelz!
Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NitmzzZX8#)
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You're wrong if your answer to this isn't Stu Graham
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
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I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.
Pure lust.
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.
Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.
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You're wrong if your answer to this isn't Stu Graham Fred Gall
Come on, this is Slap
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
is Jeremy Rogers confirmed
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skatepark to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
is Jeremy Rogers confirmed
A guy in a Ford focus wouldn't back down from jereme rogers
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3-sum with shawn powers and a lobster ftw
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Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro
Full frontal is in
Gay is in
Get with the times
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.
Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.
I've skated then smashed,sweaty and stank sometimes but usually just a little bit sweaty, no complaints. I met my match after fingering a girl and her stentch stayed on my fingers for 3 days and some change,punk rock girls are great haha!
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Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro
Full frontal is in
Gay is in
Get with the times
Dill watching through a peephole
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I'd make sweet passionate smash to Marissa Del Santo any day of the week.
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I'd make sweet passionate smash to Rick Howard any day of the week.
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Whoever has a nice plump butt
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Sean Pablo in a wig as a ladyboy while getting powerstroked by AVE would make a good supreme intro
Full frontal is in
Gay is in
Get with the times
through a glory hole because it's more artistic
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if anyone would smash andy roy then you'd be pretty badass and have genital herpes
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Danny Way, as long as he doesn't smash me back.
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
It used to be the joke in HS after a day of skating in Chicago and going to parties after on saturday nights to say this line to girls. It didn't work.
Lately I've been porkin this broad from tinder who's a "skater chick" but not really at all. Thrasher shirt and vans, you know what I mean. Anyway the first time we hooked up she just came to the skatepark to watch me and then we went back to my place. I too am a heavy sweater, but this did not slow her down from gettin hungry on it. I tried to stop her.... But not really that hard. It was kinda tight. Definitely didn't kiss her after that shit.
+1 for the pure wordsmithery of it all.
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
A guy I was getting with for a while mentioned in passing that he'd love for me to call over sometimes after I hit the gym, but I never did because I'm not really into that... The same dude, once or twice, wiped the sweat off my forehead mid-coitus and wiped in on himself. Stopped hitting him up pretty shortly after that.
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I can appreciate a man with some power legs in a skate world full of stick legs and jesus christ does Jon Dickson have some monsters. He'd probably end up smashing you though.
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I can appreciate a man with some power legs in a skate world full of stick legs and jesus christ does Jon Dickson have some monsters. He'd probably end up smashing you though.
-Jon Dickson power legs-
[NO SHAME]
Also, there's an easy dick/dickson joke to be made there.
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if anyone would smash andy roy then you'd be pretty badass and have genital herpes
i think that's called bug chasing
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Fred Gall
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w87/ajkargl25/Chris_hansen_blankSm.png)
well played
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I would smash Berra but it wouldn't be an act of love.
in the beginning there was semen
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Vanessa Torres, for sure. If she threw some makeup on, she'd kinda look like Erica Yary.
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speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?
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speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?
Is that who you would, "smash?"
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speaking if the yarys, who is her new man (the one who looks very similar to her old man)?
I'm still quite partial to shawn powers but if I was in the market for a 3rd rate Oppie lookalike then sure :-*
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.
Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.
Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.
Reminds me off this time I went to a park. I'm still leaning to drop in to this weird as bowl, shit is stupid uneven. I was building up the courage after a slam or 2 and was starting to get exhausted. I was building up courage and hype and just when I was going in and it was my turn this scooter kid would snake me. I told him we were all taking turns because he was like 10 and that he should look around. He left and came back. MF-er started snaking me and my friends as well this time. My friend raised his voice but, didn't scream and told him that he had to be careful because he might get wrecked. He left to his mom and we all started joking that we were gonna get yelled at and then quickly saw him get upset and walked out of the park crying.
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Was it one of those kids who plays skate on the flat at the park? I've accidentally smashed the fuck out of kids like that.
No but I once almost fought one of their dads after he drove to the skate park to dispense justice due to me wanting to murder his son. That little bitch called him. He has a Ford Focus and I have throat tattoos so he cooled off when he got there.
I accidentally rolled in on some kid who was skating flat at the foot of one of the quarter pipes. The dad was like 15 feet away, I thought he was going to kill me, instead he started screaming at his son who was on the concrete crying. I felt pretty bad for that kid and I imagined that his home life was probably pretty terrible.
Also, I had a kid run head first into my board at the supermarket down the road from the park. I was carrying it while looking for something to drink and the kid just ran into it full speed and then let out a wail like he'd been shot. Thankfully the parents saw the whole thing and yelled at the kid and apologized to me.
Guys I know who have introduced their kids to the skatepark have been really big on teaching them to not be stupid little kids, so when they wander into traffic and collide with someone it's the same as if you were texting and driving to the parent. You're a fucking idiot, I told you not to do that, and you could've seriously injured someone all because you did the thing I told you a million times not to do.
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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
A guy I was getting with for a while mentioned in passing that he'd love for me to call over sometimes after I hit the gym, but I never did because I'm not really into that... The same dude, once or twice, wiped the sweat off my forehead mid-coitus and wiped in on himself. Stopped hitting him up pretty shortly after that.
My ex would seem really "excited" when I'd get back from Canada (quarterly fishing trip... yup), having not showered for like 4 days, not taking "wait 5 minutes so I can take a shower" for an answer. If it had only happened once, or maybe up to 3 times, I'd think it was a coincidence, but it happened without fail every single time (we dated for 4 years, 16 times). She was also one of those girls who insisted getting kissed after I spend some time downstairs. Some people are into weird shit man, not that it's a bad thing, I'll do it for you as long as it isn't too nuts, but that sweat wiping shit is creepy as hell, some straight up cult ritual shit, and I'm happy you got out (and not as a lamp shade or something).
To answer the original question, Grosso.
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kyle leeper